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MOTHER, DID YOU
MOVE MY CHAIR?

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WHAT'S THAT,
DEAR?

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MY CHAIR--SOMEONE
HAS DISTURBED IT.
WAS IT YOU?

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WELL, LET ME THINK.

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YESTERDAY
WAS CLEANING DAY,

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AND I DID DUST-MOP
THE FLOORS.

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SO YOU DID
MOVE IT.

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NO, NO. I WOULD
NEVER DO THAT.

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I ALWAYS
TAPE THE LEGS
TO THE FLOOR,

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AND THEN I
VERY CAREFULLY

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HAND-WIPE BENEATH
YOUR CHAIR.

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I'M NOT SURE
IF I TRUST YOU.

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THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

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I'M TOO CLOSE
TO THE TABLE.

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I FEEL HEMMED IN.

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HELP! I'M SMOTHERING!
IT'S UNBEARABLE! AYE!

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Brak: HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE?

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YOU'RE GROUNDED.
THAT'S WHAT.

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WHAT? WHY?

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FOR MOVING
MY CHAIR.

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AND YOU CAN
ROT UP THERE,
FOR ALL I CARE.

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I DON'T THINK BRAK
MOVED YOUR CHAIR.

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WE BOTH KNOW
HOW UPSET YOU GET

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WHEN YOUR THINGS
AREN'T EXACTLY

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WHERE YOU
WANT THEM TO BE.

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Brak: MOM, CAN I COME DOWN?
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

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TELL IT TO THE JUDGE...
WHICH IS ME. GUILTY!
CASE CLOSED.

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BUT I REALLY
GOT TO--

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APPEAL DENIED.

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BRAK, DID YOU MOVE
YOUR DAD'S CHAIR?

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NO. I LOVE MY DAD.
I DON'T WANT TO UPSET HIM.

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THEN YOU CAN
COME DOWN.

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WOMAN, ARE YOU
OPENLY DEFYING ME?

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WELL, YOU HEARD
WHAT HE SAID--
HE DIDN'T DO IT.

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I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
I'M TOO CLOSE TO THE TABLE.

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HEY, DAD, HOW'S
THE CHAIR SITUATION?

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UNRESOLVED.

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BRAK, THERE WAS SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

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WHAT?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.

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OH, MY GOODNESS.
HONEY, WHAT'S
THE MATTER?

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I'M SICK, MOM.

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I'M SO SICK.

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HERE. LET ME FEEL
YOUR FOREHEAD.

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I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD TOUCH ME.

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THIS DISEASE
IS ON THE RAMPAGE!

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IT'S SPREADING
LIKE WILDFIRE!

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GET HIM OUT!
HE'S A BIOHAZARD!

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HE'LL TAKE US ALL
WITH HIM!

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OH, NOW, REALLY.

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FORGET HIM, MOTHER.
HE'S ALREADY DEAD.

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WILL YOU STOP?
BRAK, LET ME FEEL YOUR FOREHEAD.

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OK.

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HMM...YOU'RE
NOT WARM AT ALL.

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REALLY? THAT'S
GREAT NEWS, DOC.

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DAD HAD ME SCARED
FOR A MINUTE.

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I ALMOST FORGOT
I WAS FAKING. OH!

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BRAK, WHY WERE YOU
PRETENDING TO BE SICK?

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LET ME BREAK IT DOWN
FOR YOU, MOMMY.

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I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL
TOMORROW.

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I JUST CAN'T.

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WHY NOT?

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BECAUSE TOMORROW...
IN BIOLOGY CLASS,

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THEY'RE GONNA
HAND ME A KNIFE,

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AND IT'S GONNA
BE SHARP,

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AND THEY'RE
GONNA SAY, "BRAK,

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IT'S TIME
TO STAB THAT CLAM!"

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YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST
DISSECTING CLAMS FOR BIOLOGY?

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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT.

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IT'S A SIMPLE
EDUCATIONAL--

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AH! EDUCATIONAL,
YOU SAY.

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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THESE CLAMS, MOM.

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THEY'RE SO CUTE.

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AND MINE IS
THE CUTEST OF ALL.

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EVERY DAY,
I STAY AFTER SCHOOL
AND VISIT WITH HIM.

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HE OPENS UP
TO ME, MOM.

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HE DOESN'T DO THAT
FOR JUST ANYONE.

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BRAK, IT'S TIME
FOR A DIP

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INTO YOUR OLD DAD'S POOL
OF FANCIFUL WISDOM.

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SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
YOU MUST DO

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WHAT YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO,

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LIKE SACRIFICING
YOUR PRECIOUS FREEDOM

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TO GET MARRIED
AND RAISE A FAMILY

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OR RIDING
A MOPED TO WORK.

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LOOK AT ME.
I NEVER GET TO DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO.

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BUT DO I CRY
ABOUT IT? NO.

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DEAR.

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OK, YES, BUT NOT
IN FRONT OF ANYONE.

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THE POINT IS,
OCCASIONALLY,

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YOU MUST
DISSECT THINGS

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THAT YOU HAVE RECENTLY
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH.

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IT MAY HURT,
BUT SO DOES

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HAVING YOUR FAVORITE
CHAIR MOVED!

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DO YOU
UNDERSTAND, SON?

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NOT REALLY.

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TOUGH. YOU'RE GOING
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

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NOW GO TO BED.

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OK.

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I'M DOING THIS
UNDER PROTEST.

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WELL, ONCE AGAIN,
BRAK HAS FOUND HIMSELF

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IN A PICKLISH SITUATION.

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WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO?

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WAIT A MINUTE!
I GOT IT!

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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THAT IF YOU WISH
UPON A STAR WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT,

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YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

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I WONDER IF THAT COULD
POSSIBLY WORK.

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♪ I WISH, I WISH
MY NAME WAS BILL ♪

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♪ BUT THAT'S NOT
THE PROBLEM AT HAND ♪

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♪ BRAK NEEDS SOME HELP
FROM THE STARS ABOVE ♪

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♪ SO HE CAN SAVE HIS FAVORITE,
GOT TO HELP HIS FAVORITE ♪

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♪ BILLY WANTS TO SAVE
HIS CLAM ♪

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AND MAYBE
A LITTLE PILLOW,

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SO HE CAN SLEEP
NEXT TO ME AT NIGHT.

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♪ CLAM

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HELLO, BRAK.
I'M SPOONY.

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WHAT THE--
WHO THE--

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SPOONY? HOW DID YOU
GET HERE, SPOONY?

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GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.

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I'M JUST A TALKING
WOODEN SPOON,

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NOT ONE OF THOSE
FANCY SILVER SPOONS

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LIKE THE ONE
RICKY SHROEDER

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WAS BORN WITH
IN HIS MOUTH.

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I MET HIM AT SUNDANCE.

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HE'S A PRETTY NICE GUY...
IF YOU DON'T CROSS HIM.

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DID YOU CROSS HIM?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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SPOONY JUST TOLD BRAK
A BLATANT LIE.

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I DON'T KNOW
RICKY SHROEDER AT ALL.

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I BET HE'S NICE, THOUGH.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DID YOU COME TO HELP ME?

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HELP YOU WITH WHAT?
ARE YOU MAKING SOUP?

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NO, I'M NOT
MAKING SOUP!

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I'M TRYING TO
GET OUT OF GOING
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

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SO I DON'T
HAVE TO HURT
MY FAVORITE CLAM.

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MM-MMM! I SURE LOVE
MAKING CLAM SOUP.
LET'S GET STARTED.

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NO! YOU GOT TO
HELP ME.

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CAN'T YOU USE
YOUR MAGICAL POWERS?

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MAGIC POWERS? HUH.

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YOU THINK IF SPOONY
COULD DO MAGIC,

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HE'D HAVE DONE ALL
THAT TIME IN PRISON?

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PRISON?

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THAT'S RIGHT. PRISON.

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SOME BAD PEOPLE TRIED
TO MAKE SPOONY INTO A SHIV.

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SPOONY COULD TELL YOU
SOME THINGS, MAN.

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LET ME LEVEL
WITH YOU, BRAK.

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I'M JUST
A FORMER MASCOT

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FROM A DISCONTINUED
CHILDREN'S FOOD PRODUCT.

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THE THING WAS...

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SOME CHILDREN
WERE INJURED.

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REALLY? HOW MANY?

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ALL THE CHILDREN
WHO USED THE PRODUCT
WERE INJURED, BRAK,

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BUT THAT'S NEITHER
HERE NOR THERE.

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THE POINT IS,
WHEN THE HEAT CAME DOWN,

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SOMEONE HAD TO
TAKE THE FALL.

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WHY NOT THE SPOON?
HE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS.

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THAT WAS THE PREVAILING
SENTIMENT AT THE TIME.

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WOW. THAT'S
A SAD STORY,

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BUT I DON'T SEE
HOW IT'S HELPING ME
WITH MY PROBLEM!

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NO, SPOONY
DOESN'T EITHER.

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OH, WELL, I GUESS
I'LL JUST HEAD
BACK TO ALPHA 7

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AND CHECK
MY MESSAGES.

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MAYBE THE PUBLISHERS
CALLED ABOUT MY MEMOIRS.

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LATER, BRAK.

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SO LONG, SPOONY.

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WELL, THAT WAS
A WASTE OF TIME.

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I GUESS
IT'S GOOD-BYE BRAK,

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THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY
MAN ABOUT TOWN,

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AND HELLO BRAK,
THE HEARTLESS
CLAM SLAYER!

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♪ WAKE UP, BRAK,
YOU SLEEPYHEAD ♪

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♪ THE DAY IS
BRIGHT AND NEW ♪

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♪ GET YOUR RUMP ROAST
OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ I HAVE A LITTLE MATTER
TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ♪

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ALL RIGHT,
WHO ARE YOU?

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MY GIVEN NAME
IS GEOFFREY,

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BUT YOU WILL ADDRESS ME
AS...WUNDERBURD.

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LET ME GUESS.

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YOU'RE HERE
TO MAKE SOUP.

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WAIT A MINUTE.
DID SOMEONE COME BY HERE

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CALLING HIMSELF SPOONY?

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YEAH. HE WAS HERE
HALF THE NIGHT

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TELLING ME
ABOUT THE TIME
HE SPENT IN PRISON.

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SPOONY WAS NEVER
IMPRISONED.

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HE MADE UP THAT STORY
TO LAND A BOOK DEAL.

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IT IS FABRICATION.

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HIS NAME IS NOT SPOONY.
IT'S CLAUDE.

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HE IS A LUMBERJACK,
LIKE MYSELF.

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BUT HE'S A SPOON.

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OF COURSE
HE'S A SPOON NOW,

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BUT ONCE HE WAS
MY APPRENTICE LUMBERJACK.

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ONE DAY, WHILE I WAS
OFF PLEASURING

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THE WOMEN
OF THE VILLAGE...

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CLAUDE STOLE
MY SHARPEST AX

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AND CUT DOWN
THE LARGEST TREE
IN THE FOREST.

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HUH?!

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THE TREE FELL
ON THE HOUSE
OF A WITCH.

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IN HER ANGER,
SHE TURNED CLAUDE
INTO A TALKING SPOON.

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WHAT? WHY DID SHE
MAKE HIM A SPOON?

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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
DO I LOOK LIKE
A WITCH TO YOU?

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NO. YOU DON'T
LOOK MUCH LIKE
A LUMBERJACK EITHER.

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IF YOU WILL
LET ME FINISH,
I WILL GET TO THAT.

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YOU SEE, WHEN
THE WITCH DISCOVERED

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THAT IT WAS MY AX
THAT RUINED HER BUNGALOW,

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SHE PUT MY BRAIN
INTO THE BODY

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OF THIS HIDEOUS
LITTLE BIRD.

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AH, DON'T GO
SELLING YOURSELF
SHORT THERE, CHUM.

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I THINK YOU'RE
QUITE HANDSOME.

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TELL THAT TO THE WOMEN
OF MY VILLAGE.

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ALL THEY
EVER SAY TO ME IS,

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"SHOO! GO AWAY,
LITTLE BIRD.

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YOU CANNOT
PLEASURE US ANYMORE."

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I TELL YOU, MON AMI,

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN
WITH A REAL WOMAN,

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IT'S HARD TO BE SATISFIED
WITH A LITTLE BIRD.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?

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NO, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT,

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AND WHAT'S MORE,
I REALLY DON'T CARE.

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WHY CAN'T THE STARS
SEND ME SOMEONE
WHO'S ON THE LEVEL?

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CAN ANYONE HELP BRAK
SAVE HIS CLAM?!

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BUT, OF COURSE.

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AND THAT ANYONE IS ME...

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WUNDERBURD!

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YEAH, YEAH.

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IT'S TRUE.

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YOU SEE,
THE WITCH TOLD ME

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I COULD HAVE
MY MARVELOUS BODY BACK

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IF I HELPED 100 PEOPLE
BY GRANTING THEIR WISHES.

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YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE NUMBER 100.

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WOW! REALLY?

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PRETTY GOOD DEAL, HUH?

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YOU GET YOUR CLAM,
I GET MY BODY,

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AND THE LADIES
GET PLEASURE.

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WELL, WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?

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YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT.
LET'S DO IT, MAN!

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OUI, OUI. I JUST HAVE TO
SING MY LITTLE WISH SONG,

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AND WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

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♪ WUNDERBURD HAS COME TODAY
TO MAKE YOUR WISH COME TRUE ♪

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♪ THE WISH YOU MADE
WILL COME TO PASS ♪

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♪ AS SOON AS MY SONG
IS THROUGH-- ♪

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AAH!

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I DO NOT BELIEVE
YOU DID THAT!

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DID WHAT?

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YOU ATE GEOFFREY!
I MEAN, WUNDERBURD!

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HE WAS ABOUT TO
HELP ME.

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FOLLOW ME AROUND
A COUPLE HOURS.
YOU'LL SEE HIM AGAIN.

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HE MIGHT NOT LOOK
SO WONDERFUL, THOUGH. HA!

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OH...WELL, THAT WAS
MY LAST CHANCE.

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I GUESS I GOT TO
GO TO SCHOOL NOW

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AND WHACK A CLAM.

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WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP
ABOUT THAT STINKING CLAM?

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YOU'VE BEEN WHINING
ABOUT IT ALL WEEK.

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YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

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KILLING COMES
EASY TO YOU.

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I, ON
THE OTHER HAND,

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AM THE SENSITIVE
TYPE.

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GOOD FOR YOU.

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GEOFFREY.

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THAT FREED UP SOME ROOM.
LET'S GET SOME BREAKFAST.

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HI THERE, MOM.
HEY, WHERE'S DAD?

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OH, HE'S
IN THE TRUNK
OF THE CAR.

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WHAT?

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I JUST NEEDED
5 MINUTES TO MYSELF.

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MOTHER,
CAN I COME
OUT NOW?

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HAS IT BEEN
5 MINUTES?

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NO, MA'AM.

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HAS ANYONE
TOUCHED
MY CHAIR?!

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OH, FOR
HEAVEN'S SAKE.

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YOU WANT I SHOULD GO
BASH HIM IN THE HEAD
WITH A SHOVEL?

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I GOT ONE.
IT'S IN MY TRUCK.

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DON'T YOU GO
NEAR HIM.

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HE'S JUST HAVING
A LITTLE TIME-OUT.

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SUIT YOURSELF.
I WASN'T GONNA
CHARGE YOU.

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SAY, IT'S
GETTING LATE.

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SHOULDN'T YOU
BOYS HURRY OFF
TO SCHOOL?

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YEAH. THANKS
FOR REMINDING ME, MOM.

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COME ON, ZORAK.

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AAH! LUTHER!

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LUTHER?

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OH, RIGHT. WHERE
ARE MY MANNERS?

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ZORAK, MOM, LUTHER.
LUTHER, ZORAK, MOM.

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NOW TALK TO ME, LUTHER!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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YOU SAY YOU BUSTED
OUT OF SCHOOL?

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YOU'RE ON THE LAM?
AND YOU NEED MY HELP?

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WOW. HE'S A BIG ONE.

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NOW I SEE WHY YOU
DIDN'T WANT TO CUT HIM.

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HOW ABOUT I HIT HIM
WITH THIS TAZER?

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I WON'T LET HIM
HURT YOU, LUTH.

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HOW CAN I
HELP YOU, BUDDY?

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YOU NEED A CAR?
I'LL ASK MY MOM.

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MOM, CAN LUTHER
USE THE CAR?

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OH, SURE. THE KEYS
ARE IN THE IGNITION.

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YOU'RE ALL SET,
LUTHER.

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CALL ME WHEN YOU GET
TO THE SAFEHOUSE.

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YOU KNOW THE WAY,
DON'T YOU?

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Dad: MOTHER, HAS IT BEEN
5 MINUTES?

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I CAN'T SEE MY WATCH.
IT'S DARK IN HERE.

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WHY ARE WE DRIVING?
ARE WE GOING TO GET ICE CREAM?

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LUTHER, DID YOU
MOVE MY CHAIR?

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MY CHAIR,
LUTHER--

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SOMEONE HAS
DISTURBED IT.
WAS IT YOU?

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I'M NOT SURE
IF I TRUST YOU.

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YOU CHEAT AT CARDS
ALL THE TIME.

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