1 00:00:00,022 --> 00:00:02,772 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:07,860 - [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer." 3 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:10,920 Tonight's guest, no strings attached, 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,829 it's Kimia Behpoornia. 5 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:15,450 - What's up? (Sam laughing) 6 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:18,621 - [Sam] With plenty of tongue action, Jeremy Culhane! 7 00:00:18,621 --> 00:00:19,615 (Jeremy smooching) 8 00:00:19,615 --> 00:00:22,152 ♪ La la la ♪ - [Kimia] Ew ew ew ew. 9 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:25,440 - [Sam] The reason for the season, Jacob Wysocki! 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,053 - What holiday is it? You get to decide. 11 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:32,850 - [Sam] And that's Mr. Kurt to me, it's Kurt Maloney! 12 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:34,143 - That's Mr. Kurt to you! 13 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:37,380 - And your host, me! (hands tapping) 14 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:40,614 I've been here the whole time. 15 00:00:40,614 --> 00:00:43,050 This is "Game Changer," the only game show 16 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,090 where the game changes every show. 17 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:47,340 I am your host, Sam Reich! 18 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:51,960 I am joined today by these four lovely contestants. 19 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,114 Now, you all understand how the game works? 20 00:00:54,114 --> 00:00:55,423 - No, not at all. - No. 21 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,988 Not even a little bit. - I don't think I do. 22 00:00:56,988 --> 00:00:59,490 - It's not even the same set. - It's a different set! 23 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:01,530 - That's right, our players have no idea 24 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:02,670 what game it is they're about to play. 25 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:05,220 The only way to learn is by playing. 26 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,300 The only way to win is by learning, 27 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,340 and the only way to begin is by beginning. 28 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:12,450 So without further ado, let's begin with a lightning round. 29 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:15,210 Players, if you could please boot up your tablets. 30 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:17,520 Are we all ready to draw? 31 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,795 - Mine's not turning on. - Why are you so bad at this? 32 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:20,869 - [Kurt] Shut up. (Sam laughs) 33 00:01:20,869 --> 00:01:21,869 - Just touch it. - Now, just tap the screen. 34 00:01:21,869 --> 00:01:22,737 - Just touch it and then swipe. 35 00:01:22,737 --> 00:01:24,120 - Okay, thank God! - It's like Dad. 36 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,648 - You're eliminated. - No, no, no, 37 00:01:25,648 --> 00:01:27,150 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - And Kurt is out! 38 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,350 - Oh, it turned on, it turned on, it turned on, 39 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,183 it turned on, it's cool. - Just swipe. 40 00:01:29,183 --> 00:01:33,570 - Your prompt is draw a cool cat. 41 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:36,570 The first person to be done, yell out, "Done," 42 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:38,280 I will come and look at your cool cat. 43 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,441 Ready and go. 44 00:01:40,441 --> 00:01:41,535 (suspenseful music) 45 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,123 - Okay. - I can't draw a cat! 46 00:01:43,123 --> 00:01:44,245 (Kurt laughing) 47 00:01:44,245 --> 00:01:45,510 It's not a skill I have. 48 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:46,650 - Don't look at mine. 49 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,990 - I have this app, but usually, you get a pencil. 50 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:52,020 My finger is just simply not doing it. 51 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:54,930 - I am looking for a semblance of a cool cat. 52 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,150 - There's no eraser. 53 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,487 (Sam sniggering) Do you guys have erasers? 54 00:01:57,487 --> 00:01:59,910 - If you do two fingers, you can erase. 55 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:02,220 - I hate to keep being the old man, but doing two fingers 56 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,770 is just moving my drawing. - [Kimia] No, no, you tap. 57 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:05,603 No, you tap two fingers! - It's just making me 58 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:06,600 zoom into my drawing. 59 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,220 - Utter focus from our players. 60 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,690 - I'm done. - Hands up. 61 00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:10,980 - Oh. - I'm gonna come look 62 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:12,393 at Jacob's cool cat. 63 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:15,598 (Sam laughing) (crew laughing) 64 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:16,860 That is a cool cat, if I've ever seen one. 65 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,390 That's Jake to the podium, everybody! 66 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:21,834 - Wow, wow. (crew cheering) 67 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,755 (dramatic music) (Jacob laughing) 68 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:26,614 - I don't like this feeling, man. 69 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,470 (Sam laughing) 70 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:30,225 You think that you get used to it. 71 00:02:30,225 --> 00:02:32,490 You know, like, "Oh, water off a duck's back, man." 72 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:35,310 I feel crazy. - It's kinda like 73 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,630 a bad mushroom trip. 74 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:38,460 - Yeah, you just gotta have to hunker down 75 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:39,330 and ride it out enough 76 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:40,620 that you've got your friends behind you. 77 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,940 - Hey, man, we're gonna ride this one out together. 78 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:44,790 - Okay. - Jacob Wysocki, is it? 79 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,070 - Jacob Wysocki, my name, first and last. 80 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:48,117 - Where are you from, Jake? 81 00:02:48,117 --> 00:02:50,040 - Oh, I'm from Lomita, California. What's up? 82 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,502 310 'til I die! - Hell yeah. 83 00:02:52,502 --> 00:02:54,840 - What's up, Lomita?! 84 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,010 - That's gonna look great on the jib. 85 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,270 - Shout-out to my dad on the jib. 86 00:02:57,270 --> 00:03:00,291 Push in, Tim Wysocki, number one dad! 87 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:01,197 - [Kimia] Yes! 88 00:03:01,197 --> 00:03:02,750 - Yeah. - [Kurt] Yeah, yo. 89 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,684 - Talking about on Tim on the jib! 90 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:07,260 (Sam laughing) 91 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,610 - All right, Jake, let's sink our teeth 92 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:10,380 into our first topic, food. 93 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,660 For $100. (suspenseful music) 94 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,040 - Whoa! - Okay. 95 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,890 - Which of these fast food establishments 96 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,220 has the most expensive cheeseburger? 97 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:21,570 - Oh shit. - Is it A, Shake Shack, 98 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:24,780 B, Smashburger, C, Five Guys, 99 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,880 or D, In-N-Out? 100 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,250 - I feel pretty good about Five Guys being up there, 101 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,250 Shake Shack probably in second, Smashburger in third, 102 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,740 In-N-Out, of course, the cheapest option on the board. 103 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,960 - So you're not only giving me the answer, Jake, 104 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,760 you're ranking them? - Wow. 105 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,490 - So far, yeah, that's what I'm choosing to do. 106 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:43,080 - But if you were to pick one? 107 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,960 - If we're talking just basic cheeseburger- 108 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,370 - Yes. - I feel very confident 109 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,203 that it's Five Guys. 110 00:03:48,203 --> 00:03:49,620 - Is that your final answer, Jake? 111 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,300 - Yeah, do I, can I press the screen? 112 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,133 - No, it doesn't do anything. 113 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:53,687 - What the fuck? - Hell yeah. 114 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:55,586 - Okay. - 70 lights. 115 00:03:55,586 --> 00:03:56,419 (Sam laughs) 116 00:03:56,419 --> 00:03:58,260 15 iPads and chairs, 117 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,178 and you can't fucking make this touch? 118 00:04:00,178 --> 00:04:01,461 (Kimia and Sam laugh) 119 00:04:01,461 --> 00:04:02,760 Five Guys, final answer, lock it in. 120 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,904 - Ooh. - Whoa. 121 00:04:03,904 --> 00:04:04,987 - Ooh. - Okay. 122 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,902 - (sighs) Jake, I'm sorry... 123 00:04:08,902 --> 00:04:12,339 to our accountants because you just won $100. - Whoo! 124 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,953 - [Kimia] Whoa. (contestants applauding) 125 00:04:14,953 --> 00:04:16,403 Walk away, buddy. 126 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:18,533 - Walk away. - Take money, walk away! 127 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,422 Walk away! - That's it, walk away. 128 00:04:20,422 --> 00:04:21,690 (Sam laughing) 129 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,280 - Jake, what do you do for a living? 130 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,680 - Don't make me answer that. 131 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:28,170 I'm happy to announce that I'm an actor and comedian. 132 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:29,658 - Are you? - Yeah, yeah. 133 00:04:29,658 --> 00:04:30,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And that pays the bills, 134 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,160 does it? - It does, I'm lucky enough 135 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,258 that it does pay the bills. 136 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:34,110 - I love hearing that. - Yeah. 137 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,570 - Any comedy heroes or influencers? 138 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,167 - I think, like, if you're talking my comedy, 139 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:40,440 "Mount Rushmore," Jim Carrey's in the mix, 140 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,640 John Candy. - Yes. 141 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,810 - Farley. - Yes. 142 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,700 - And probably, like, a Richard Pryor. 143 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,700 - For $250, (Kimia gasping) 144 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,430 which of the following SNL movies 145 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:53,760 does not contain a Chris Farley cameo? 146 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,180 Is it A, "Billy Madison," B, "The Ladies Man," 147 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:59,100 C, "Wayne's World," 148 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,710 or D, "Wayne's World 2"? 149 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,120 - He's definitely in one of the "Wayne's Worlds," 150 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,950 so why not put him in both? - Well, there's a pretty 151 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:07,411 famous reason why you wouldn't put him in both. 152 00:05:07,411 --> 00:05:08,444 (Sam and crew laughing) 153 00:05:08,444 --> 00:05:09,677 - Well, what are you fucking trying to do? 154 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,397 - Help him, help him. (Sam laughing) 155 00:05:11,397 --> 00:05:12,840 - Should I fucking say, "Wayne's World 2"? 156 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,484 - Do these Google? (Sam laughs) 157 00:05:14,484 --> 00:05:16,590 - Do those have Google? This is one of those 158 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:18,540 questions that I'll be really embarrassed if I'm wrong, 159 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,655 so I'd like to get it over with as fast as possible. 160 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:21,805 (Sam laughing) 161 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:23,476 Yeah, I'm just gonna go "Ladies Man." 162 00:05:23,476 --> 00:05:25,560 I feel, like, the era of that doesn't link up in a way 163 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,390 that makes sense in my brain. (anxious music) 164 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:29,410 - Jake, I've got some bad news 165 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:34,515 for anyone who doubted you, you just won $250! 166 00:05:34,515 --> 00:05:35,606 - Wow! 167 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:38,070 - We're dapping up, but you did try to fucking get me. 168 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,510 - Hell yeah, dude. 169 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:41,670 - Wait, so is it 100 and then 250, 170 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:42,960 or is it total 250? 171 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,480 - It's total 250, but I appreciate the wheeling and dealing. 172 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,770 - I prefer it if it was- 173 00:05:46,770 --> 00:05:47,851 - Cumulative? - Yeah, yeah. 174 00:05:47,851 --> 00:05:48,684 Yeah, yeah. - [Sam] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 175 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:51,120 - You can walk away! - Walk away. 176 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,160 - Now, Jacob, are you a gamer at all? 177 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,680 - Growing up, I mean, I definitely was a Nintendo kid. 178 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,420 I love "Super Smash Bros." 179 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,500 - [Sam] Hell yeah. - Kurt and I have definitely 180 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,110 sunk in a lot of hours playing "Smash." 181 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:04,320 - Well, let's see if you can't smash this next question. 182 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,896 - Cool. - For $500, 183 00:06:06,896 --> 00:06:10,670 (suspenseful music) what species is Bowser? 184 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,850 A, a dragon, B, a lizard, C, a turtle, 185 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,780 or D, a Koopa? 186 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:18,270 - This is getting trickier. 187 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:20,490 Like, if we break this down, like, he could be a dragon. 188 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:22,680 He appears to be a bit of a lizard. 189 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,600 He appears to be a turtle. - Sure. 190 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,106 - At the end of the day, he is the Koopa King. 191 00:06:27,106 --> 00:06:28,800 - Interesting. - But Koopas 192 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,633 don't look like him. 193 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,450 Can I 50/50? 194 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:35,601 - What is that? - A help me. 195 00:06:35,601 --> 00:06:37,110 (Sam laughing) 196 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:39,079 Please, Sam, help me. - Give him a help me, Sam! 197 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:40,372 - Give him a help me. - Give him a help me. 198 00:06:40,372 --> 00:06:43,774 - [Contestants] Help me, help me, help me, help me. 199 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,150 - Help me! - Help me! 200 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,070 - I've never heard of a help me, 201 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:49,980 but I have heard of a rip cord. 202 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:50,813 - Okay. - [Sam] Which we have here 203 00:06:50,813 --> 00:06:51,840 on the show today. - All right. 204 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,980 - You can choose from a Bigfoot Sighting, a Skip, 205 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,600 or a Tired Italian Man. 206 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,836 - Huh? - Who do you got back there? 207 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,020 (Sam laughing) (Jacob laughing) 208 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,100 You know what, let's go ahead 209 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,840 and see who you paid a day rate 210 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,577 to be an Italian person. (contestants laughing) 211 00:07:06,577 --> 00:07:08,160 - What's up? 212 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,768 - Hi, hello? - Ah, ciao. 213 00:07:09,768 --> 00:07:10,601 (Jeremy laughs) 214 00:07:10,601 --> 00:07:13,753 (Tired Italian Man speaking Italian) 215 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:16,420 (playful music) 216 00:07:21,218 --> 00:07:24,755 (Tired Italian Man speaking Italian continues) 217 00:07:26,705 --> 00:07:28,513 - Thank you so much, Tired Italian Man. 218 00:07:28,513 --> 00:07:29,346 - Ah, okay. 219 00:07:29,346 --> 00:07:31,410 - Wow. - Whoa. 220 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,480 - Very tired and very Italian. 221 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,650 - I don't think he really spoke Italian. 222 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:36,189 - That was very Italian. - Oh, he did. 223 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,830 - He came out and called you a bitch in Spanish 224 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:39,164 and then left. - [Kimia] Okay, how? 225 00:07:39,164 --> 00:07:40,320 - Did you interpret any of that? 226 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,880 - Yeah, I got it. - A little. How lucky 227 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,537 that you used this one and he got to say Mario? 228 00:07:44,537 --> 00:07:45,786 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 229 00:07:45,786 --> 00:07:46,858 - How about that? - How lucky? 230 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:47,917 - That was helpful. - And Luigi. 231 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:48,750 - How about that? - And Luigi? 232 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:51,600 - It's Koopa, final answer. (crew laughing) 233 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,680 - Good answer, good answer. - Good answer. 234 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:54,513 - Good answer. 235 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:56,760 - I don't know what the fuck that guy said. 236 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,251 - Jacob, this is hard to say. 237 00:07:59,251 --> 00:08:00,084 (intense music) 238 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,285 I think it's pronounced 239 00:08:02,285 --> 00:08:03,360 Bravissimo. 240 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,827 You just won $500, my friend! 241 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:06,900 - Wow! - Whoo! 242 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,044 - Everybody's doubting me at home! 243 00:08:09,044 --> 00:08:11,220 (Jeremy laughing) 244 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,053 - What's that? 245 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,450 Jacob, I'm being told that you seem 246 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,790 unfairly overqualified to answer these questions, 247 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,050 and so we might need to replace you 248 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:21,870 with whoever did second best in the lightning round. 249 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:26,870 Let's go ahead and take a look at those cool cats, huh? 250 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:27,833 - I sort of did a joke. 251 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:30,180 - I think I drew the coolest cat I know. 252 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,200 - Well, that's too bad. 253 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,370 With no other correct answers, 254 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,770 we'll have to stick it out with Jacob, 255 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:37,920 but friends, feel free to join him at the podium. 256 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,101 - Oh, sure. - Okay. 257 00:08:40,101 --> 00:08:42,623 - This- I'm freaking out! 258 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,810 Dude. - You know more than me? 259 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:48,037 Do you know more than me? - I can't say! 260 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:50,687 - Do you know more than me? - I don't know anything. 261 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:54,060 (Jacob laughing incredulously) (Sam cackling) 262 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,810 - And they're loving it back there. 263 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:00,120 - I understand you all do improv comedy together, 264 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:00,953 is that correct? - Yeah. 265 00:09:00,953 --> 00:09:01,800 - Yeah. - Yes, sir. 266 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,940 - Excellent, you know, in improv, 267 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,740 there are no wrong answers, 268 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:07,380 but in this case, there might just be. 269 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,100 For $750... 270 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,399 - Hell yeah. - Just moving on. 271 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:14,450 (Sam laughing) 272 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,170 - It almost seemed like you were gonna frame it up 273 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,370 and let me know what's happening. 274 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:19,590 And we're just gonna push forward, okay? 275 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:23,280 - [Sam] Which of your improv teammates is the funniest? 276 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,804 - Yikes! (crew laughing) 277 00:09:24,804 --> 00:09:29,220 - A, Lou, B, Jeremy, C, Kimia, or D, Kurt? 278 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,371 - So I've 50/50 this already. 279 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,321 (Sam laughing) 280 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,154 - Fuck. 281 00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:33,990 (Kimia gasping) 282 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,023 - Really? - [Jacob] Yeah, for sure. 283 00:09:35,023 --> 00:09:36,510 - [Sam] Okay. - Sam, why did we come up 284 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,343 here for this? 285 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,047 Can we go back to seats now? - Yeah, bring us up 286 00:09:39,047 --> 00:09:40,143 after this part. - This is so great. 287 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:41,550 - God! - There's a world 288 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:42,960 where the safest bet is to vote 289 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,496 for the person who's not here. 290 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,840 - Okay, but that's not a technicality. 291 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,510 Now, I kinda want you to answer it for real. 292 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:48,870 - [Jacob] Okay. (Sam laughing) 293 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:50,865 You guys promise I can just answer it honestly? 294 00:09:50,865 --> 00:09:52,420 - You can honestly answer honestly. 295 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,610 - You're gonna have to and see what happens. 296 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,560 - You think one man's opinion's gonna stop me 297 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,640 from posting on TikTok? 298 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,190 No way. (Sam and crew laughing) 299 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:01,770 - There's a person who, when I get them to laugh, 300 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,240 makes me feel really good. 301 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,530 - Wow. - Because of how funny 302 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:05,490 I think that they are. 303 00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:06,720 - I love that. - And it does not diminish 304 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,070 how funny I think everybody else is, 305 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:10,873 but I think the answer is C, Kimia. 306 00:10:10,873 --> 00:10:13,260 (Kimia gasping) - Good answer, good answer. 307 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,747 Yeah, this actually helps. - Wow, it's mutual. 308 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:18,120 - And you know, funniest is maybe not my favorite. 309 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,232 - Sure, ooh. - Okay, you don't have 310 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:20,065 to add that. - You didn't have to do that. 311 00:10:20,065 --> 00:10:21,840 Yeah. (Jacob laughing) 312 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,390 - I think then it goes, Lou, Kurt, Jeremy. 313 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,249 - You ranked them! - Okay then. 314 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:28,571 Didn't have to rank them. - I beat Jeremy! 315 00:10:28,571 --> 00:10:30,723 - We didn't ask, didn't ask. 316 00:10:30,723 --> 00:10:32,820 - Hey. - Fuck this game. 317 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:37,154 - Jacob, this is the hardest part of my job, 318 00:10:37,154 --> 00:10:38,640 (anxious music) 319 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:43,577 acting upset, you just won $750. 320 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:44,910 - Whoo! - Okay, so does this 321 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,883 mean Dropout agrees? - Hold on, so that means? 322 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,477 - Wait a fucking second here. - What the hell? 323 00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:52,107 - That means thank you. - Listen, I've been there. 324 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:54,600 - How you doing? You need a breath? 325 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,640 - I'm great, I'm good, I'm normal. 326 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,951 This is a normal feeling. 327 00:10:57,951 --> 00:11:00,390 - Who here do you go the farthest back with? 328 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:01,223 - For sure, Kurt, yes. 329 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:02,100 - Where did the two of you meet? 330 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,830 - Kurt and I met at an improv camp. 331 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,967 - Comedy camp when we were teenagers. 332 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,620 - And how cool is it that the two of you 333 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,930 get to still stand up here and do comedy together 334 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,070 after all this time? - It's a true dream. 335 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:11,903 - Really is, yeah. - Yeah. 336 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:13,920 - Then this next question should give you no trouble. 337 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,874 For $1,000... 338 00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:17,865 (suspenseful music) 339 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:19,890 - I'm so scared. (Kurt chuckling) 340 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,360 - According to Kurt, 341 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,450 what do you still owe him an apology for? 342 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,819 Is it A, making the A team 343 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:30,000 in ComedySportz before he did 344 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,490 and rubbing it in his face? - Constantly. 345 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,010 - B, purposely not remembering the names 346 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:36,637 of the women he dates? - Too many. 347 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:37,978 - Until they are officially his girlfriend? 348 00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:39,180 - Simply too many. - Also a fucking thing 349 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,225 he does. - Yeah, 350 00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:43,293 that's a real thing I do. - C, on January 1st, 2017, 351 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,490 getting breakfast burritos with Kurt and friends, 352 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:49,290 but Kurt was too hung over to eat one, 353 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,940 so he ordered oatmeal instead, 354 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,980 and you convinced your friends to call him 355 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,020 Oatmeal for the rest of the year? 356 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:59,063 - A whole fucking year! - Again on January 1st. 357 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:01,920 - Uh-huh. - Or D, none of the above? 358 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,810 - I did make A team first. (Sam laughs) 359 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,920 - Which really did piss me off. 360 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,780 - You used to date a lot of people in a short manner 361 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,240 where it wasn't worth learning their names. 362 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,620 - You know, I hate the player, I hate the game. 363 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:11,940 - And we have a long longstanding rule 364 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,260 that you were nicknamed the first thing 365 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,960 you eat in the new year, and you actually did eat oatmeal. 366 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,370 - Just for fun, he's also called me 367 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,650 McMuffin for a whole year. (Jacob laughing) 368 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,470 He's called me Cold Lasagna for a whole year. 369 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,270 - What are you this year? - Hummus. 370 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:27,360 - You are Hummus? - It's the first thing I had 371 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,640 on January 1st this year. 372 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,370 - I've never been more sure about an answer in this game 373 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,410 and may not be more sure moving into the future, 374 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:37,860 the answer is D, absolutely none of the above, we're good. 375 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,180 - None of the above, final answer? 376 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,830 - Yeah. (anxious music) 377 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:44,160 - I am so sorry, Jacob, 378 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,910 but it's time for you to go 379 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,839 do a victory lap, you just earned $1,000, Jake! 380 00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:54,402 $1,000! - I'm rich! I'm rich! 381 00:12:54,402 --> 00:12:56,468 I'm gonna buy a fucking motorcycle! 382 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:57,301 (Sam laughs) 383 00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:58,258 - Nice. - We good, baby. 384 00:12:58,258 --> 00:12:59,309 We're always gonna good. - Hey, we're always good, 385 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:00,291 and I love you. - I love you. 386 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,410 We're always gonna be good. - I got your back. 387 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:02,310 And if you're ever, like, 388 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,383 well, he was mean to me, you're here. 389 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,830 I mean, right now. - Hell yeah, hell yeah. 390 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:05,663 - Maybe you're getting paid and that's- 391 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,307 - And you just got $1,000. - Yep. 392 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:09,810 - Jacob, the good news is that you are now 393 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:13,110 walking away today with at least $1,000. 394 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,527 - So I've hit the benchmark. - You've hit the benchmark. 395 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,680 (crew applauding) 396 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,880 The bad news is that's all we at Dropout are able to afford. 397 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,250 - You sure? (all laughing) 398 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,168 - We spent a lot on this. 399 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:26,001 - Okay, okay, cool. - You know what I'm saying? 400 00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,120 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 401 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,530 - Two things are about to happen. 402 00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,440 The first is that the questions are going to get harder. 403 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,180 - Okay. - The second is that in order 404 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,460 to cover the rest of this prize money, 405 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,470 I'm gonna have to bring in some assistance. 406 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,303 (calming music) 407 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:42,120 Luckily, LinkedIn is here to help. 408 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,860 Whether it's building your network 409 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,420 or helping you to grow professionally, 410 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:48,420 LinkedIn connects you to opportunity 411 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:52,247 just like they're doing here and now for my friend, Jacob. 412 00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:54,873 Oh, and Jacob, you could read, 413 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,540 you could read that, please. 414 00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:00,599 - LinkedIn, who wants to be Jacob Wysocki? 415 00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:01,608 - I do! - I do! 416 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,522 Me. - Yes, please. 417 00:14:02,522 --> 00:14:03,960 - Yes, me, me. - You guys look great. 418 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,130 - Thank you, Nico and Ash. 419 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,960 All right, Jacob, word on the street 420 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:11,340 is that you like a little bit of the devil's lettuce. 421 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,870 - It's true, I like to smoke weed. 422 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,070 I'm 420 friendly. 423 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,650 - What is it about the marijuana that you love? 424 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:19,110 - I think there's ritualism to it 425 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,580 that I really like to enjoy in. 426 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,680 I think it helps me be more mindful 427 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,580 in my day-to-day. - Love that. 428 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,470 - And slow down and connect to the things 429 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,730 that I think are important. 430 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,040 And sometimes, it's just fucking chill to check out, man. 431 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,068 - Yeah! 432 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:31,440 - Sometimes you just gotta check out 433 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,610 and turn that brain off, baby. 434 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,020 - Favorite delivery mechanism? 435 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,670 - I'm probably a doink guy. 436 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,051 Just a classic. - I don't know what that is. 437 00:14:37,051 --> 00:14:38,340 - What's a doink? - Come on, smoking 438 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,960 fat doinks in Amish. - Stop it. 439 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,454 You know what that is? - Amish. 440 00:14:41,454 --> 00:14:42,485 Come on down to Amish, 441 00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:43,530 we're getting loud. - Doink City. 442 00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:44,640 - Doink City? - Freaking, 443 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,020 I don't know what that is? - I still don't know 444 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:46,853 what that is. 445 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,120 - We're smoking doinks in Amish. 446 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,923 - It's a joint? - A doink is a joint. 447 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,347 - It's a doink, Sam, get it? 448 00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:52,313 - [Jeremy] Shit. - Let him know. 449 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,060 - Let him have it. 450 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,510 - Either doinks or, you know, if Puffco wants to sponsor me- 451 00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:58,680 - There's already LinkedIn sponsor. 452 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,660 - Yeah, we can't do two sponsors in one. 453 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:05,400 - Well, let's see if we can turn that green into green. 454 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,233 - Double green. 455 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:09,420 - For $2,500. (suspenseful music) 456 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,260 - Oh man. 457 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:13,800 - What was the name of your first bong? 458 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,320 Was it A, "The Green Mile," 459 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,260 B, "Blitzing The Reindank," 460 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,720 C, "Big Rip Dave," 461 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,656 or D, "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin"? 462 00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,214 (contestants and crew laughs) 463 00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:28,423 - Who are you sourcing this data from? 464 00:15:28,423 --> 00:15:30,209 - "Snorkin' Aaron Sorkin." 465 00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,560 Snorkin'. - Wow, that's good. 466 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,720 - Well, I famously auditioned for Aaron, 467 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,730 and I couldn't get off-book, and he said no. 468 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:36,901 - Is that true? - Famously. 469 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:38,100 - For his Facebook movie? - I don't remember the lines. 470 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,530 - For the role of Mark Zuckerberg in "Social Network"? 471 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,150 - In your defense, he did over-write. 472 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,332 And then he wants you to walk while you talk, that sucks. 473 00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:45,720 (Sam laughing) 474 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,070 - You know the famous speech in "Newsroom," 475 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,300 where it's, "America's not great?" 476 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,280 That was my monologue. - [Kurt] Yeah. 477 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,840 - I kinda riffed that, and they ended up 478 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,800 stealing a lot of what I said. 479 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,510 - That is awful. - Oh my God. 480 00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:59,040 - "37th in education, 112th in infant death." 481 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,697 It's wild that somebody else remembers this 482 00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:03,540 'cause I know what it is for sure. 483 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,040 - You do? - I still have it. 484 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,410 - No way. - I called it BRD. 485 00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,340 - Yes. - Which, of course, 486 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,437 stood for "Big Rip Dave." - Wow. 487 00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,370 - 'Cause I believe the bong had a D, 488 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,990 like, on the shaft for some reason, 489 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,160 and it ripped big. 490 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,230 - Final answer? - Final answer, BRD. 491 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,169 Lock it in. (button plopping) 492 00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,870 (Jacob humming) (Sam laughing) 493 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,510 - [Kimia] That's the light. - Final answer, no regrets. 494 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:23,370 - It breaks my heart to tell you this 495 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,350 because I'm a sucker for good news. 496 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,737 You just won $2,500. 497 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,638 - Whoo! Nice. - [Sam] Jake! 498 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:30,850 Hot diggity! - It's crazy. 499 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:31,683 - [Kimia] Nice. - [Jacob] It's crazy. 500 00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:32,670 - Damn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 501 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:34,170 - Yeah. - That's a sort 502 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,760 of an amount of money where that makes me 503 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,323 feel a little uncomfortable. - Sure! 504 00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:39,000 Yes! - I'm very happy. 505 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,050 And that's cool. - Yes! 506 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,000 - It's sort of me just letting that sink in. 507 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,130 - Yes, now, Jake, rumor has it 508 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,250 that this will be your 10th year 509 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,038 dressing up as a Minion for Halloween. 510 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:51,450 - Bee-do, bee-do, Minion Nation, baby. 511 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,931 Jib in. It's Minions, babe. 512 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,740 (crew laughing) 513 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,480 It's my 10th year, man, it's huge. 514 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,160 And what's crazy? - Yeah? 515 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,240 - They've been relevant the whole time. 516 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,230 - Yeah. - You got in early to Minions 517 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,777 and Nvidia. - Yeah! (laughs) 518 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:07,827 - [Sam] The two best investments. 519 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,276 - Yes, yes, I'm on the ground floor on some good stuff. 520 00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,760 - Have you seen any of the movies? 521 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,920 - I've seen "Despicable Me 3." 522 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,090 - The third? - Started at three. 523 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:15,923 - That's where you started? - [Sam] That's interesting. 524 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,960 - Started, he loves trilogies, but just the endings. 525 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,020 - Let's see if you're a "Gru" fan 526 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,930 or just dressing the part. 527 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:28,177 For $5,000. (suspenseful music) 528 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,540 - [Kimia] My goodness, yeah. - [Kurt] Damn, goddamn. 529 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:34,230 - [Sam] Which of these Minions has one eye? 530 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:37,470 Is it A, Jorge, B, Stuart, 531 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,500 C, Bob, or D, Phil? 532 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,290 - I'll be honest, don't know their names 533 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,600 'cause I don't dress up as Bob or Phil. 534 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,760 Just a fucking Minion. - 100%. 535 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,160 - Jorge, with that spelling, I don't think that's a Minion. 536 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,150 That's sort of a Jorge. 537 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,560 - I feel like Bob is the main one. 538 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,820 - Do we have more help mes? 539 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:54,750 - Oh yeah, you could do a help me. 540 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,880 - I think I need a help me. I need a rip cord. 541 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,410 - Thank you for using the proper- 542 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,120 - I'm ready to pull the rip cord, Sam! 543 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,330 - In that case, Jacob, your rip cords 544 00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:07,620 are Bigfoot Sighting, Skip, or Two Tylers. 545 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,760 - Another one appeared. 546 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,593 - Two Tylers. 547 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:11,484 - Yeah! - Yeah! 548 00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:14,199 - Yeah! - Yeah! 549 00:18:14,199 --> 00:18:16,243 That's cute! - [Sam] Oh, that's nice. 550 00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:18,180 - Oh my God. - Hey, friends. 551 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,740 - These are my great friends, the boys. 552 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,410 - You are presented with two Tylers, 553 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,600 one of them always lies, 554 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,300 the other one always tells the truth. 555 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,500 - Do you know the answer to this? 556 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,720 - It's B, Stuart. - Do you know the answer 557 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,524 to this? - Yeah, I do, it's Phil. 558 00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:34,320 (all laughing) 559 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,450 - And I just wanna make sure that you're telling the truth. 560 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,282 Do you like hams? - Hate 'em. 561 00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:39,660 - Okay, well. - Liar. 562 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,220 - Why would I lie to you? - You're a dirty liar! 563 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,180 - Why would I lie to you? 564 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,860 - How long have you known that you were doing this? 565 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,655 - Just today. (all laughing) 566 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,970 - I'm gonna go ahead and lock it in 567 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,020 with what my buddy here said. 568 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,160 - [Sam] Which was? - Which is, of course, 569 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,020 B, Stuart. - B, Stuart. 570 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,353 - Good answer, good answer. - No. 571 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,760 I just realized I forgot to call my dad last night. 572 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,900 That's okay, I'll do that after the shoot. 573 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:05,253 You just won $5,000, Jake! - Oh, wow! 574 00:19:05,253 --> 00:19:06,315 Wow! 575 00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:07,770 - [Jacob] This is crazy. - [Kimia] Hell yeah. 576 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,270 - Tylers, go ahead and join our entourage. 577 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:10,103 - All right. - Wow! 578 00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,082 - Oh, yeah! - They get to stay? 579 00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:14,580 - Yes! - This is a very, very natural 580 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,900 look for you. - Oh yeah! 581 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,150 I'm gonna ask costuming if I can take this home. 582 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,410 - Yeah, man. 583 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,760 Oh man, this is crazy, Sam. 584 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,593 (Sam laughing) 585 00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:23,820 I saw you last night. 586 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,577 I saw both of you last night. - Oh, that was a lie, yeah, 587 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:26,410 I lied then for sure, yeah. 588 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,930 - Did you, like, spend the night in LA? 589 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,280 No? You went home? - No, no, no, I went home, 590 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,364 came back, yeah. - Oh, crazy, crazy. 591 00:19:31,364 --> 00:19:33,289 - You owe me a tank of gas, that's for sure. 592 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,205 (Jacob and Kurt laughing) 593 00:19:35,205 --> 00:19:37,346 - He's good for it. - That what you got now? 594 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:38,717 (all laughing) 595 00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:41,020 30 bucks? 596 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,470 - Now, Jake, you've made quite the impression 597 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,970 as a Dropout cast member. 598 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,860 We've been really blessed to have you. 599 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,020 - Thanks for saying that, Sam. 600 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,550 - For $7,500. - Damn, hell yeah. 601 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,377 - Those CCs on that motorcycle keep climbing up. 602 00:19:54,377 --> 00:19:56,340 (all laughing) 603 00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:01,340 - Which of these Jacob Wysocki fan videos does not exist? 604 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,763 - This is fucking wild. - [Sam] A, 605 00:20:02,763 --> 00:20:06,750 "The Jacob Wysocki Effect: A Dropout Video Essay," 606 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,330 B, "25 Minutes of Jacob Wysocki 607 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,700 Being the Best Dropout Cast Member," 608 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,720 C, "Jacob Wysocki Buzzer Sound Supercut," 609 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,670 or D, "Exactly Why We Needed Jacob Wysocki on D20?" 610 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,780 - Now, this is tough. 611 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,820 - Yep. - I'm not terribly tapped in. 612 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,650 - And good for you. - You know what I mean? 613 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,540 I try and keep my distance from this stuff 614 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,550 because I think if I saw these in my day-to-day, 615 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:31,950 I'd be a monster. (Sam laughing) 616 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,825 Do you guys know? Are you aware of any of these? 617 00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:35,280 - I truly don't know. - I'm not gonna know this. 618 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,690 - Sam, I'd like to know my options 619 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:39,360 for pulling the rip cord! (Sam laughing) 620 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,200 - Jacob, your options are Bigfoot Sighting, Skip, 621 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,510 and Lager Than Life. 622 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,450 - Kinda wanna see Bigfoot. 623 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,820 - Yeah. - Yeah, 624 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,750 feels very you. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 625 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,310 - I'll go Bigfoot Sighting. 626 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,703 I'd like to put- - [Kurt] Oh my God! 627 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,160 Shit! - Oh! 628 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,153 - That's Gang Gang. 629 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,545 - I don't know what any of you are talking about. 630 00:20:59,545 --> 00:21:00,390 I don't see anything. - What? 631 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,223 - [Jeremy] Bigfoot. 632 00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:02,056 - [Kurt] Bigfoot's right there. 633 00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:03,450 - Oh, I don't make a habit of turning over my left shoulder. 634 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,520 - Okay, all right. - Okay. 635 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,130 - Jacob, if you'd like to use another rip cord? 636 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,100 - What? That's what that was? 637 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,060 - Your options are Skip, Lager Than Life, 638 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,370 or That's Just His Buzzer Sound. 639 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,140 - You know what? I don't wanna know the answer to this one. 640 00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,820 Let's Skip, I wanna remain 641 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,474 as humble as possible. - That's a good use of Skip. 642 00:21:22,474 --> 00:21:23,686 Good skip. - I don't wanna know. 643 00:21:23,686 --> 00:21:25,680 - Okay. - I don't wanna know. 644 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,630 - Hold on a second. 645 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,230 (background music silences) 646 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:29,550 (ambient music begins) Great. 647 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,870 For the viewers at home, we just skipped 648 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:33,466 to a new music track. - Oh! 649 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,504 - Two whammies in a row! 650 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,900 - Two whammies. 651 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,274 Some of these rip cords are keeping me on my toes. 652 00:21:39,274 --> 00:21:40,770 (Sam laughing) 653 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:43,589 - Hey, are you bored, like, watching the whole thing? 654 00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:46,351 (Bigfoot grunting) - Just give me something. 655 00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:48,390 Give me something! 656 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,100 - Jacob, your options are, 657 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,520 That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Avocados, 658 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,110 or Ask Camera. 659 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,280 - I would like to use the rip cord 660 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,820 That's Just His Buzzer Sound, Sam. 661 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,760 - Okay, totally. - There we go. 662 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,230 - Gentlemen. - [Kimia] Oh wow. 663 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,800 - Yes, what's gonna happen? - [Sam] Whenever you're ready. 664 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,260 (harmonizing) ♪ Ooh, ki ka ka ku ku ♪ 665 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,510 - Thank you so much! That was excellent! 666 00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:10,800 (Kimia gasping) 667 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,411 - [Tyler] That was very beautiful. 668 00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:13,347 - [Jeremy] That was something. - [Tyler] Totally, 669 00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:14,237 extremely beautiful. 670 00:22:14,237 --> 00:22:16,440 - Ki ka ka ku ku. - Hey, guys, you got it? 671 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,441 - Yeah. - Okay. 672 00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:18,475 ♪ Ooh ♪ 673 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:21,270 ♪ Ki ka ka ku ku ♪ (Sam laughing) 674 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:22,805 - Wow. - That was pretty 675 00:22:22,805 --> 00:22:23,850 good too. - [Jeremy] Really good. 676 00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,104 - Oh, ki ka ka ku ku. 677 00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:26,760 - Ki ka ka ku ku. - Ki ki ki ka ka ku? 678 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,870 - Not B, ba ba bu bu. 679 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:28,950 Not D, da pa du du. 680 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,140 - [Kimia] Oh. - A, ah ah ooh ooh. 681 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,250 - Bad. - 'Cause they would've gone 682 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,083 B, ba ba bu bu, right? 683 00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,560 - Maybe. - I'll bet money on that. 684 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,393 - D, da da du du. 685 00:22:35,393 --> 00:22:36,541 What would they've done for A? - But what if it's A? 686 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,390 ♪ A, ah ah ooh ooh ♪ ♪ A, ah ah ooh ooh ♪ 687 00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,790 - True, that's very good. - Let's try ki ka ka ku ku. 688 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,830 C, lock it in. - Good answer. 689 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:44,880 - Final answer? - Final. 690 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,174 - Yeah, good answer. - Smart. 691 00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:49,590 (anxious music) 692 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,140 - Damn, damn, damn. 693 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:56,276 Impressive, Jake, 'cause you just won 7,500 694 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:59,006 fucking dollars! - [Jacob] Minions are back! 695 00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:01,050 - All right! - Now, Jake. 696 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:02,490 - Yeah. - After everything we've 697 00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:06,900 covered today, you seem like a one of a kind kinda guy. 698 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:07,733 - Thanks, Sam. 699 00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:09,750 - But we're all really cut from the same cloth, 700 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,130 wouldn't you agree? - At the end of the day, 701 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,810 we're all humans, we all eat, we all shit. 702 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:16,860 - For $10,000... (suspenseful music) 703 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,700 - In the heck. 704 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,530 - I'm gonna die on this motorcycle. 705 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:22,185 - Which of these is your fingerprint? 706 00:23:22,185 --> 00:23:23,676 - This is fucked up. (Sam laughs) 707 00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:24,698 It's fucked up! - Oh my God. 708 00:23:24,698 --> 00:23:26,370 - That's insane. - How did you get it? 709 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,540 And when did you get it? 710 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,810 - Do you have any memory of a PA asking you 711 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,508 to hold a glass really quickly for them? 712 00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,380 - That's crazy. (crew laughing) 713 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,567 - No, I don't. (Sam laughing) 714 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,760 Did that happen? - That happened. 715 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,220 - That's crazy. - It's borderline criminal. 716 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,630 - Oh, where did they get the other prints? 717 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:46,570 - Cadavers. 718 00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:47,935 - Cadavers. - Oh. 719 00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:49,871 - [Jacob] Cadavers, smart. 720 00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:51,999 What do you think though? Jib in to my finger. 721 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,354 - Do we know what finger it is? 722 00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:54,870 - Can you jib in? - It's probably a thumb. 723 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,490 - You would press. - Pretty hard too. 724 00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,480 His little circle thing 725 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,520 is toward that side. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 726 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,750 - If I had to guess, I would go B or D. 727 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,030 - Well, this is an almost impossible thing to answer, right? 728 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:05,580 So I'm, of course, naturally gonna need to pull my rip cord! 729 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:08,760 - Oh, it's time for another rip cord. 730 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,810 Jacob, your options are Avocados, Ask Camera, 731 00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:15,150 or go Super Saiyan. (Jacob chuckles) 732 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,623 - Ah, wow. - That's fun. 733 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,280 - Let's Ask Camera. 734 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,420 - Excellent! 735 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:25,170 Now, Jacob, I'm sure you recognize Kyle behind your camera, 736 00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:27,120 a long-time collaborator of yours. 737 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,310 - Good friend, good buddy, good heart. 738 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:31,950 Yeehaw, good night, thanks for being here, Kyle. 739 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:32,783 - [Kyle] Anytime. 740 00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:37,200 - He, as a member of the crew, is not allowed to speak. 741 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,460 - Okay. - [Sam] Kyle is un-mic'ed 742 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,140 and must man his camera. 743 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,310 - Kyle, I need you, 744 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:43,770 and this is not the first time I've needed you. 745 00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:45,600 I'm gonna say letters, 746 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,790 and you go up and down for the correct answer 747 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,520 and side to side for the incorrect answer. 748 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,290 - Smart. - Does that make sense? 749 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:53,610 - He's got it. - Thank you so much, Kyle. 750 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:54,510 I love you. - [Jeremy] We're locked in. 751 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:55,350 - [Sam] Kyle Herman, everybody. 752 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,578 Let's hear it for Kyle Herman. - Kyle! 753 00:24:57,578 --> 00:24:58,411 - A? 754 00:25:00,144 --> 00:25:00,977 - Okay. - That's a no. 755 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:01,863 Thank you, Kyle, B? 756 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,170 - Okay. - It's also a no. 757 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,150 - C? - I knew it. 758 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,323 - Okay. - D? 759 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,440 - All right! - Kyle, you rock. 760 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,790 Thanks for having Kyle here. 761 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:13,260 That means a lot to me. 762 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:14,790 That means a lot to me. - Oh yeah. 763 00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:17,163 - I'd like to lock in D as my final answer. 764 00:25:18,679 --> 00:25:20,490 (Sam sighing) 765 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:24,480 - So close to $10,000. 766 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,931 So close... 767 00:25:25,931 --> 00:25:27,697 and so cigar, 768 00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:32,243 you just won $10,000, Jake! - Whoo! 769 00:25:33,112 --> 00:25:34,970 - Yeah! (contestants applauding) 770 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,667 - That's a lot of ham! 771 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:39,030 - It's a lot of ham, right. - A lot of hams. 772 00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:44,030 - You are now walking away with at least $10,000. 773 00:25:44,098 --> 00:25:45,480 At least 10. - Yeah, man, I guess so. 774 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,310 I'm gonna get robbed after this. 775 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,900 Who's gonna follow me to my car? 776 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:51,780 - Somebody, it's gonna be Sasquatch, he's huge. 777 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:54,750 - The pressure's on, which is why I've surrounded you 778 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,030 by this network of support. 779 00:25:57,030 --> 00:25:58,080 A network of supports. (calming music) 780 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,580 - Oh. (Jacob laughing) 781 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,710 - Like you'll find on LinkedIn. 782 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:03,597 - Whoa! - Oh, yeah! 783 00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:05,070 Oh! - Oh shit. 784 00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:06,180 - Jacob, if you could read this. 785 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,290 - Yes, of course. 786 00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:10,650 As a gifted comedian, everybody wants to be Jacob Wysocki, 787 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,510 but what if I didn't have a special skill? 788 00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:14,100 - We're glad you asked, Jacob. 789 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,660 - Sign up for LinkedIn Premium, 790 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:18,120 and you'll get access to LinkedIn Learning. 791 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,190 - LinkedIn Learning offers online training 792 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,620 in a variety of state-of-the-art trades. 793 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,870 - No joke, I learned to edit using LinkedIn Learning, 794 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,640 and that's how I made the videos that first got me 795 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,555 hired by CollegeHumor all the way back in 2006. 796 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:32,006 - Really, actually? - Really, actually? 797 00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:33,930 - Really, actually. 798 00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:35,850 - LinkedIn Learning is where I learned sign spinning. 799 00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:38,280 - Really, actually? - Really, actually? 800 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,656 - No. - [Sam] Thank you all so much. 801 00:26:39,656 --> 00:26:42,540 (contestants applauding) 802 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,490 Now, Jake, you're surrounded here 803 00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:47,490 by people who adore you and people you go 804 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:48,833 far back with. - Yeah, man. 805 00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:52,650 You and Kimia, in particular, improv teammates, 806 00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,930 co-stars in countless Dropout shenanigans, 807 00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:59,160 generally thick as thieves, for $20,000. 808 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,739 - Oh my God! 809 00:27:00,739 --> 00:27:02,070 - God. - I could lose. 810 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,230 - That's a lot. - This is crazy. 811 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:07,920 - And I'm involved? - It's almost (laughs). 812 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,110 - When is Kimia's birthday? 813 00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:12,070 - Oh. 814 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,580 - Is it A, February 1st, 815 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,300 B, February 11th, C, December 1st, 816 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,430 or D, December 11th? 817 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,770 - First, let me just start by saying I'm sorry 818 00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:23,790 that I don't know your birthday. 819 00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:24,810 - I don't know anybody's birthday. 820 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,790 I don't know any of my friend's birthdays. 821 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:27,900 - Totally. - I am unsure 822 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,550 of my mom's birthday. - Yeah. 823 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:30,383 - Wow. 824 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:31,410 - That's the type of friendship we have. 825 00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,630 We know that, like, these are not the important things. 826 00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:35,070 It's about how you show up on a day-to-day basis. 827 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,200 - That's right, that's right. 828 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,670 - Profound. - And that being said, 829 00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:41,250 rip cord! (Sam laughing) 830 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,599 - [Sam] Love to hear that, Jake. 831 00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:44,796 (Bigfoot grunting dismissively) 832 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:48,090 - Oh, it's so freaking rude! 833 00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:53,090 - Your options are Avocados, Some Loose Scrabble Tiles, 834 00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,410 or Hot Dog Eating Contest. 835 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,640 - [Kimia] Oh. 836 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,930 - Let's do Hot Dog Eating Contest. 837 00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:58,800 - Yes! - All right. 838 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,587 - I was hoping you'd say that. - I wanna eat a hot dog. 839 00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:04,290 - Sounds good. - Cool, Costco dogs. 840 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:06,300 - Kurt, Prado, Phillips, 841 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,510 and myself decided last December that we were gonna track 842 00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:11,940 how many hot dogs we ate over the year. 843 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,490 And whoever ate the most will get $100. 844 00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:17,430 Currently, Prado and I are the front-runners. 845 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,750 - Wow. - [Jacob] But not by many. 846 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,351 - We're both at 97 last I checked. 847 00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:22,170 - We're both at 97 the last time we checked. 848 00:28:22,170 --> 00:28:23,300 - [Sam] Wow. - Yeah. 849 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,110 - If I could ask you to please take positions 850 00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,610 around these dogs, 851 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,660 and I think we might need some reinforcements as well. 852 00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:30,024 - [Jacob] I think so too. - [Jeremy] Okay. 853 00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:30,857 - Yes! - Yeah! 854 00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:35,036 - Yes! What the hell? - Yeah! 855 00:28:35,036 --> 00:28:37,026 These are the hot dog boys! 856 00:28:37,026 --> 00:28:39,810 These are the hot dog boys! - These are the hot dog boys. 857 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:41,010 - Yes. - Jacob, here's how 858 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,150 this is gonna work. - Okay. 859 00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,560 - [Sam] If you get first place, 860 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,230 I will eliminate three incorrect answers. 861 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:48,930 Second place, two, third place, one, 862 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,880 fourth place or below, none. 863 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,430 You have 60 seconds. - Okay. 864 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:56,070 - On your mark, get set, go. 865 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,200 - Come on, boys, eat those dogs. 866 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,340 - Look, I love all these boys, 867 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,050 but I really don't ever wanna see this. 868 00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:03,360 - [Jeremy] Yeah. - It's so dry. Oh, fuck. 869 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,830 - I'm crushing you guys. 870 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,020 - America, what happened? - The quality of the dog 871 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,083 though, really good. - It's the benchmark palette. 872 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,590 - That is correct. - It's tough, you can't do it 873 00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,450 fast 'cause in the Nathan's one, they dunk 'em. 874 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,590 - Go, Jake, go! 875 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:15,427 - Oh, I'm actually getting dog-brained. 876 00:29:15,427 --> 00:29:18,045 (Sam laughing) 877 00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:19,590 - This is the longest 60 seconds 878 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,450 of my life. - And time! 879 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,733 I believe that's Jake's win. - Fuck! 880 00:29:24,602 --> 00:29:25,530 - This is no joke. 881 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:26,910 - I'm the only one that ate a whole dog. 882 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:29,133 - I ate a whole dog too, I hated it. 883 00:29:29,133 --> 00:29:29,966 (Sam laughing) 884 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,290 - I don't know, someone's into this. 885 00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:33,690 - Anyone else rock hard right now? 886 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:37,290 Dropout, watch a bunch of boys eat a bunch of dogs. 887 00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:38,340 - That's right. (Sam laughing) 888 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:40,530 - Gentlemen, if I could please have you return 889 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,510 to your podium and will the two of you 890 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:43,962 please join us for the rest of the show. 891 00:29:43,962 --> 00:29:45,690 - Come in, come in. 892 00:29:45,690 --> 00:29:48,060 Our annual hotdog competition has caused 893 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:50,010 the most arguments in our group, 894 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:52,500 maybe since we used to make sketches. 895 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,840 - Legitimately anger, turmoil. 896 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,310 - [Tyler] Yeah. - I quit for a month! 897 00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:58,170 - Pray tell, what would cause that amount of drama? 898 00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,690 - We had voted on what constitutes a hot dog? 899 00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:02,820 Which sounds like a simple question. 900 00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:03,670 - It's not. - It's not. 901 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:04,503 Not at all. (Sam laughing) 902 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,013 - Like, does a corn dog count? 903 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,104 - Yes. - No. 904 00:30:07,104 --> 00:30:09,240 - Does just a bunless dog count? 905 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,073 - Oh. - No, no. 906 00:30:10,073 --> 00:30:11,971 - It should! It should! - Yeah. 907 00:30:11,971 --> 00:30:13,500 - Shouldn't eat the bun. - No, no, no, no. 908 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,560 You're telling me that if I eat just a lone ween, 909 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,711 I can't count that? 910 00:30:18,711 --> 00:30:21,254 - If you just eat a lone what? - Look what you've done. 911 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,255 Tired, I'ma tell them. - That's why 912 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,090 it's so messed up. - I don't mean 913 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,530 to take sides here, but what is a hot dog if not a hot dog? 914 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:29,610 - What? You're just, what do you mean? 915 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,467 - You haven't said much. 916 00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,820 - If not a tube of the hot dog! 917 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:33,810 - Thank you, Sam. - That's it? 918 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:35,479 - That's literally what a hot dog is. 919 00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:36,584 - Yes, yes, yes! - No! 920 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,379 - That's literally a hot dog. 921 00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,113 - But Sam, that's a frankfurter! 922 00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:41,480 That's a frankfurter! - [Kurt] Okay, okay, 923 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,173 so that right there. - That's the same thing, 924 00:30:43,173 --> 00:30:45,030 my guys. - Thank you, Sasquatch. 925 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,590 - Jacob. - Hot dog is in the corn dog. 926 00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:49,500 - You scored first in the hot dog eating contest, 927 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,260 which means we've eliminated three answers. 928 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,450 - To be honest, I forgot that we were even playing a game. 929 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,700 - We got lost in the hot dog sauce, 930 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,170 and we have to put ourselves back into what's 931 00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:00,791 actually happening. - Yes, it's about me! 932 00:31:00,791 --> 00:31:02,970 (all laughing) 933 00:31:02,970 --> 00:31:04,560 - I believe if there's only one answer, 934 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,300 I'm gonna lock in the only answer available. 935 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,740 Final answer, thank you so much. 936 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,569 - Good answer, good answer. - Yeah. 937 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:11,206 - Good answer, good answer, yeah. 938 00:31:11,206 --> 00:31:12,870 - Which is, of course, February 1st. 939 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,940 - Jake, the problem with faking you out so much 940 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,740 is that when you get an answer wrong, 941 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,260 I don't have an easy way to tell you. 942 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:20,899 Luckily, I don't have that problem yet. 943 00:31:20,899 --> 00:31:25,156 - Yeah, I mean- - You just won $20,000! 944 00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:27,331 - Whoa! (all cheering) 945 00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:29,190 - You got it, yeah, yeah! - Oh! 946 00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:31,622 - This is nuts. Thanks for being here, Squatch. 947 00:31:31,622 --> 00:31:32,455 (passive aggressive silence) 948 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:33,288 (Sam laughs) 949 00:31:33,288 --> 00:31:34,230 - Nothing, nothing. (fingers clicking) 950 00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:38,580 - Next up, Jake, I understand that for a podcast, 951 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:40,890 you once watched the movie "Fight Club" 952 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,200 for 72 hours straight. 953 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,730 - Unfortunately, that's canon. 954 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:47,610 - Ignoring for a moment, the first rule of "Fight Club." 955 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:50,695 For $30,000... 956 00:31:50,695 --> 00:31:51,803 - [Kimia] God! 957 00:31:51,803 --> 00:31:52,636 - Damn. - This is crazy. 958 00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:54,769 - Wow. - I feel insane. 959 00:31:54,769 --> 00:31:57,060 (Sam laughing) 960 00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:01,470 - Which of these is not a rule of Fight Club? 961 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:03,930 A, you do not talk about Fight Club. 962 00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:06,180 B, you do not ask questions. 963 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,580 C, only two guys to a fight. 964 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:11,070 D, no shirt, no shoes. 965 00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:14,064 - This is crazy, I should know this undoubtedly. 966 00:32:14,064 --> 00:32:15,420 (Sam laughing) 967 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:18,480 - Here's the thing, when you watch a movie that much, 968 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,605 every moment in memory of it is a scar. 969 00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:23,371 (Sam laughs) 970 00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:24,660 How many rip cords do I have left? 971 00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:25,980 I'd love to hear my options. 972 00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:29,490 - Your rip cord options are Avocados, 973 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:33,990 Some Loose Scrabble Tiles, and Go Super Saiyan. 974 00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:35,234 - Let's Go Super Saiyan. 975 00:32:35,234 --> 00:32:36,456 - Yeah. - All right. 976 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,640 - Go Super Saiyan, I wanna pull that rip cord, Sam! 977 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,680 I wanna Go Super Saiyan for 30,000! 978 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,870 - [Sam] Make some room for our buzzer here. 979 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:45,570 Jake, we designed a little video game 980 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:46,999 just for you. - Fuck. 981 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:49,260 Okay, okay. - This is a button masher. 982 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,570 It's gonna require that you hit this button lots of times. 983 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,610 Now, you can have the help of your friends here 984 00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:55,560 to hit it as much as possible. 985 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,393 - [Kimia] That is cool. 986 00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:57,418 - [Kurt] Your likeness, that's you! 987 00:32:57,418 --> 00:32:58,470 - [Jacob] This is crazy, 988 00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,180 and I look a little more buff than I normally am. 989 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,650 And thank you, whoever did that. 990 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:04,650 - Now, for every level that you reach in this video game, 991 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,150 I will eliminate another answer. 992 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,620 - All right, you guys wanna help me press this 993 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,180 as much as possible? - [Kimia] Yeah. 994 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:11,297 - [Sam] Three, two, one, go. 995 00:33:11,297 --> 00:33:12,406 (hands tapping) 996 00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:13,831 - [Jeremy] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 997 00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:15,813 - [Jacob] Yeah, look at him power. 998 00:33:15,813 --> 00:33:17,974 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 999 00:33:17,974 --> 00:33:19,529 Yeah, yeah! - Go on! 1000 00:33:19,529 --> 00:33:20,879 - Yeah! - Go, go! 1001 00:33:20,879 --> 00:33:22,213 (dramatic music) (everyone shouting excitedly) 1002 00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,444 - Go faster! 1003 00:33:24,444 --> 00:33:27,203 Fast, hit faster! 1004 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:31,442 - Oh! (excited shouting continues) 1005 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:34,464 (dramatic music continues) 1006 00:33:34,464 --> 00:33:37,269 - Yeah! (Sam laughing) 1007 00:33:37,269 --> 00:33:39,300 - [Kimia] Wow! - Blue Super Saiyan God. 1008 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,950 Pretty cool. 1009 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:41,970 - [Sam] All right, Jake. 1010 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:44,880 - Well, the two that I said that I knew earlier. 1011 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,713 - Yeah. - And that's what they do 1012 00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:46,560 on the source material. 1013 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,583 If you say it out loud, those are the ones they bought. 1014 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,447 - Thank you for appreciating that, Kimia. 1015 00:33:51,447 --> 00:33:53,190 - Well, shoot, shoot. - Well, shoot. 1016 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:56,040 - I'm gonna say B, you do not ask questions. 1017 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,660 - Final answer? - Final answer. 1018 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,580 - Good answer. - Yeah. 1019 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,082 - Good answer, good answer. - Feel good about that. 1020 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,840 Feel good about that. 1021 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,000 - Jake, (suspenseful music) 1022 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,597 that is in "Fight Club." 1023 00:34:09,597 --> 00:34:14,597 The good news is that it's a rule of Project Mayhem, 1024 00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:16,572 which means you just won 1025 00:34:16,572 --> 00:34:18,926 $30,000! - [Kimia] Wow! 1026 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:21,216 - Yay! - Yes, yes! 1027 00:34:21,216 --> 00:34:24,208 - Go, Dodgers! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1028 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:27,234 Yes! That's five booms! - Yes! 1029 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:31,960 - [Contestants] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! 1030 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,907 (Sam laughing) 1031 00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:36,840 (Jacob laughing) 1032 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,960 - Jacob, among your friends and with the Dropout audience, 1033 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,290 you've become well known for some memorable catchphrases. 1034 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,490 - You tell me what they are, I'll let you know 1035 00:34:44,490 --> 00:34:45,323 if they're memorable. 1036 00:34:45,323 --> 00:34:46,470 (Sam laughs) 1037 00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:47,790 I'll tell you if I remember 'em or not. 1038 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:51,300 - It's time to turn some of your sound bites 1039 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,590 into some sound investments. 1040 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,870 - Yeah. - Jacob, for $40,000- 1041 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:56,910 - Jesus. - My God. 1042 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,430 - Which of your catchphrases is also the name 1043 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,093 of the president of the Philippines? 1044 00:35:01,093 --> 00:35:02,880 (Kimia laughing) 1045 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,000 Is it A, Bong Bong? 1046 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,500 - Bong Bong. - B, Jambone. 1047 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,060 - Jambone. 1048 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,040 - C, Swangin. - Swangin. 1049 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,943 - Or D, your name for Halloween, Jallowaysh. 1050 00:35:14,943 --> 00:35:17,018 (Jacob speaking in foreign language) 1051 00:35:17,018 --> 00:35:18,167 - Jallowaysh. 1052 00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:19,590 (all laughing) 1053 00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:20,730 - This is another one where it's like, 1054 00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:22,050 who's remembering these? 1055 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,120 Who's writing Bong Bong? 1056 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,460 I would like to know who you sourced these from. 1057 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:29,598 - Yeah. (Jacob sniggering) 1058 00:35:29,598 --> 00:35:31,437 - Yeah. - President Jambone? 1059 00:35:31,437 --> 00:35:32,962 I think it's President Swangin. 1060 00:35:32,962 --> 00:35:35,127 - Swangin would be cool. - President Swangin. 1061 00:35:35,127 --> 00:35:36,390 You know what, I'm feeling hot, 1062 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,640 and I'm feeling the momentum, and I wanna keep cooking. 1063 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,460 It's Jambone, the Philippines know all about it, 1064 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,050 President Jambone. - Okay, all right. 1065 00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:46,655 - All right. - Good answer, good answer. 1066 00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:49,273 - Holy shit, is that Bigfoot? 1067 00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:50,610 - [Kimia] What? - [Kurt] He's been here 1068 00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:51,990 the whole time. - [Jacob] Oh. 1069 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,139 - [Jeremy] Oh my God. - [Kimia] No! 1070 00:35:53,139 --> 00:35:54,414 (Bigfoot noises) 1071 00:35:54,414 --> 00:35:55,709 - [Jacob] Whoa. - [Kimia] What? 1072 00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:58,459 (puzzling music) 1073 00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:01,470 - That was a fast Bigfoot. - Yeah. 1074 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:02,760 - I think maybe you got it wrong, Jake, 1075 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,170 but I'll be honest, I don't remember. 1076 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:05,443 You wanna try again? 1077 00:36:05,443 --> 00:36:07,458 - Okay, so it's not that one. - Oh! 1078 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,761 - Okay. - That wasn't the correct- 1079 00:36:08,761 --> 00:36:10,050 - So Sam gets distracted. - Maybe it is. 1080 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:11,730 - Rip cord. - It has to be Bong Bong. 1081 00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:13,620 - Oh, it can't be Jallowaysh. 1082 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,360 - I get that the show's about me, 1083 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,790 but I still feel like I could be wrong at any turn. 1084 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:19,080 - You don't know where the floor is. 1085 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,457 - And I'm falling, and I might need a rip cord. 1086 00:36:21,457 --> 00:36:23,101 (all laughing) 1087 00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,180 - That was really good. 1088 00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:25,930 - That was really good. - I really like that. 1089 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,510 - That was really good. - I wasn't gonna use one, 1090 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:28,650 but that felt so good. 1091 00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,080 - Jacob, your options are Avocados- 1092 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,720 - Thanks. - Some Loose Scrabble Tiles, 1093 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,030 or Pass. - You know, avocado's been 1094 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,010 hanging out there for a minute, so let's go ahead 1095 00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:40,800 and get avocado in the mix. - Oh. 1096 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,300 - [Sam] There you go, Jake. - Okay. 1097 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:46,230 - Which one's the most ripe? - Oh, that's probably it. 1098 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:49,410 - Okay, if I'm at a grocery store, which one am I picking? 1099 00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:51,900 This one's disgusting, this one's too hard. 1100 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,539 This one's too soft, this is the one 1101 00:36:53,539 --> 00:36:54,648 I would grab. - Yeah, but that's 1102 00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:55,870 'cause of your hand. - I'd grab A. 1103 00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:57,360 - Yeah, I'd grab A. - All right, I'm gonna hand 1104 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,340 that back to you, Ash, thank you so much. 1105 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,510 A, Bong Bong. 1106 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,910 That felt like the best avocado to eat. 1107 00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:06,155 - Good answer, good answer. - Good answer, good answer. 1108 00:37:06,155 --> 00:37:07,290 Good answer. - That's right. 1109 00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,863 - Congratulations, Jake, that, oh, one second. 1110 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,280 Really? Are you sure? 1111 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,410 Okay, I see, thank you. - [Jacob] What's happening? 1112 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:18,750 - Jake, I'm so sorry, but apparently, 1113 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,400 lunch is gonna be a little late today. 1114 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,227 You just won $40,000. 1115 00:37:24,991 --> 00:37:27,819 - [Kimia] Hey! (contestants applauding) 1116 00:37:27,819 --> 00:37:29,683 - Bong Bong! 1117 00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:32,160 - Bong Bong! - Bong Bong! 1118 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,140 - Jake, as we've already discussed, 1119 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:37,020 you're in a hot dog eating competition with your buddies. 1120 00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:39,277 This next one should be pretty intuitive. 1121 00:37:39,277 --> 00:37:41,356 - Okay. 1122 00:37:41,356 --> 00:37:43,020 - For $50,000- 1123 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,313 - Fucking- - So much. 1124 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:50,735 - How many hot dogs have you eaten so far this year? 1125 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,868 - [Kimia] Oh. - Is it A, 95, 1126 00:37:52,868 --> 00:37:56,880 B, 97, C, 98 1/5, 1127 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,450 or D, 98 1/4? 1128 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:04,020 - For our competition, we do not count fractions, 1129 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,270 but I understand that you are not aware of those rules. 1130 00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:07,371 (Sam laughing) 1131 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:10,110 - I can't believe there's even more nuance to this. 1132 00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:11,550 - There's a constitution. 1133 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,334 - A cons-dog-titution. - A dog-stituation. 1134 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:14,490 - Thank you very much. (Sam laughing) 1135 00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:17,040 Well, thank God you reminded me our numbers earlier, 1136 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,500 which was 97, and I housed the dog there. 1137 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,830 So what it really boils down to is that last bite of the dog 1138 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:25,898 that I had 1/4 of a dog or 1/5 of a dog? 1139 00:38:25,898 --> 00:38:26,853 - [Kimia] Wow. - It was a bit 1140 00:38:26,853 --> 00:38:28,950 of a furious chow down. 1141 00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:30,360 - [Jacob] Yes. - Do you remember? 1142 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,380 - Go for it, just guess. 1143 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,590 I think you got this. - 98 1/5. 1144 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:34,380 Locking it in, final answer. 1145 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,060 No rip cord needed, I'm confident. 1146 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,882 I'm standing before Christ. 1147 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:39,300 (Sam laughing) 1148 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,293 - We're bringing it all the way back. 1149 00:38:40,293 --> 00:38:42,060 - Oh my God. - To Make Some Noise. 1150 00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,403 Appearance number one. - Yeah. 1151 00:38:43,403 --> 00:38:44,236 - Wow, yeah. 1152 00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:45,960 - Jacob, I'm so sorry, 1153 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,520 but it looks like that is a wrap. 1154 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,530 And that's a... 1155 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,320 I wanna say a panini and a gyro. 1156 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,770 And I think, do we call that a croissant-wich? 1157 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,996 Great, it looks like lunch arrived after all. 1158 00:39:00,996 --> 00:39:05,096 You just won $50,000, 1159 00:39:05,096 --> 00:39:06,372 (all cheering) 1160 00:39:06,372 --> 00:39:07,455 Jake. - Whoa! 1161 00:39:08,395 --> 00:39:10,313 - Yeah, I feel absolutely 1162 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:13,140 insane! - Insane! 1163 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:14,700 - What's my dad gonna say? 1164 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,567 - That is a great question. 1165 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:17,700 - "Whoa, crazy, Jake. 1166 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,343 They must really like you over there." 1167 00:39:19,343 --> 00:39:21,990 (all laughing) 1168 00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:23,156 - Jake. 1169 00:39:23,156 --> 00:39:23,989 (suspicious giggle) 1170 00:39:23,989 --> 00:39:24,930 - Don't like that giggle. 1171 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:28,530 - Yeah, Jake, the next question is deeply personal, 1172 00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:30,990 but sometimes even we don't know 1173 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:33,570 the inner chambers of our heart. 1174 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:36,990 For $75,000. (suspenseful music) 1175 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:39,951 - This is fucking stupid. 1176 00:39:39,951 --> 00:39:42,210 (Sam laughing) 1177 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:43,080 This is wild. 1178 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,810 - [Sam] What is your blood type? 1179 00:39:45,810 --> 00:39:47,790 Is it A, B? - I'm so pissed. 1180 00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:49,432 (crew and friends laughing) 1181 00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,982 I'm so pissed. - Is it B, 1182 00:39:51,982 --> 00:39:54,414 A? - This is so fucked up. 1183 00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,561 This is so fucked up. - Is it C, 1184 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,080 AB? - This is fucking weird, man. 1185 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,790 'Cause I know you got your fucking little 1186 00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:01,980 nubby paws on it, dude. 1187 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,990 I know when you got my blood, dude. 1188 00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:05,520 Prick, woo-hoo! 1189 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,660 We're going full-blown on this, huh? 1190 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:08,280 Really legit. - That's what we got. 1191 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,990 - Or D, O? 1192 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,130 - Here's the problem. - Yeah. 1193 00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:13,397 - I don't have traditional health insurance. 1194 00:40:13,397 --> 00:40:14,610 (Sam laughing) 1195 00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:16,710 I've never had my blood type typed. 1196 00:40:16,710 --> 00:40:18,540 - So you might learn something about yourself today. 1197 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:20,160 - This would be awesome. You know what I mean? 1198 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,780 - Yeah. - I'm falling from the sky, 1199 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,408 and I have no idea what's going on. 1200 00:40:23,408 --> 00:40:24,630 - What do you gotta do, Jake? 1201 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:25,837 - I gotta pull a rip cord. 1202 00:40:25,837 --> 00:40:29,640 - Yes, you do. Yes, you do, baby, yeah! 1203 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,810 Jacob, your options are Pass, Hacky Sack Attack, 1204 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,520 or Trust Fall. 1205 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,080 - Hacky Sack Attack. 1206 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,150 - Hard, hard pull. - Wow. 1207 00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:40,380 - In that case, Ash, 1208 00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,240 if I could please have the hacky sack. 1209 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,490 Thank you so much. Here's how this is gonna work. 1210 00:40:44,490 --> 00:40:47,040 You and whoever you select from your entourage 1211 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,320 is gonna play a little game of hacky sack right here. 1212 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,120 For every hit you get, 1213 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,180 I will eliminate one incorrect answer. 1214 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:55,710 - All right, Prado. 1215 00:40:55,710 --> 00:40:57,030 - Yeah, yeah. - Not me. 1216 00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:58,380 - Prado. - Big agreement there. 1217 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,000 - That's right. - Prado, Kurt. 1218 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,860 Oof, you got me? 1219 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,420 - Always. - Cool, Evan. 1220 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,790 - Let's get you in this general zone right here, players. 1221 00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:06,623 - Leaning on you. 1222 00:41:06,623 --> 00:41:07,860 - Okay. - Can I give it a toss first? 1223 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:08,693 Or does it have to be like- 1224 00:41:08,693 --> 00:41:09,866 - I'm gonna be over here to catch you, Prado. 1225 00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:11,160 - Give it a toss first. - I'm gonna give you a toss. 1226 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,193 - Come on, Prado. - Three, two, one. 1227 00:41:14,193 --> 00:41:16,252 (sack thudding) (dramatic music) 1228 00:41:16,252 --> 00:41:17,335 - [Kurt] Two. 1229 00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:20,348 That's three! 1230 00:41:20,348 --> 00:41:21,426 Whoo! - So great. 1231 00:41:21,426 --> 00:41:24,212 - Back again, yes! Yes! - It's fine, dude. 1232 00:41:24,212 --> 00:41:27,617 - Let's go! Let's go! - [Sam] Prado coming through! 1233 00:41:27,617 --> 00:41:29,280 - Yeah, Prado. 1234 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,260 - He was also a cheerleader for LA Galaxy. 1235 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:32,843 - Don't say that. - You were! 1236 00:41:32,843 --> 00:41:33,676 (Jacob giggling) 1237 00:41:33,676 --> 00:41:35,949 (suspenseful music) 1238 00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:38,490 - [Kimia] Oh. Hm. - Is that good blood to have? 1239 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:40,250 - It's all good blood. - Dude, your blood's great. 1240 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,566 - A. - All blood is good blood. 1241 00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:42,399 - But there's, like, one that's, like, really good, right? 1242 00:41:42,399 --> 00:41:44,310 - You are not the universal donor, 1243 00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:45,720 but knowing how generous you are, 1244 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,250 I can understand why you would wanna be. 1245 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,330 - Yeah, I wanna be able to help. 1246 00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:49,410 I'm gonna lock it in. 1247 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:52,470 It's A, now I know. Thanks for teaching me. 1248 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,308 Please don't steal my blood again. 1249 00:41:54,308 --> 00:41:56,190 (Sam laughing) (crew laughing) 1250 00:41:56,190 --> 00:42:00,300 - Sorry, Jake, is it A, B or B, A? 1251 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,920 - B, A. - Which is A, yes. 1252 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,230 - So the answer is B? 1253 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,875 - Correct. - A. 1254 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,590 (Sam sighing) 1255 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:09,720 - Well, Jake, I have good news and I have bad news. 1256 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,660 The bad news is that the polar ice caps are melting. 1257 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:17,535 The good news is that you just won $75,000. 1258 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,792 - Ooh! - Yeah, yeah! 1259 00:42:19,792 --> 00:42:22,012 - Whoa! - Wow, wow! 1260 00:42:22,012 --> 00:42:24,660 - Come on, baby, let's go! 1261 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,010 - That's a Bong Bong. 1262 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,170 - Jake. - Oh! 1263 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:31,320 - Our next question is our last one. 1264 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,970 - Okay, all right. 1265 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:36,705 - And it is worth $100,000. 1266 00:42:36,705 --> 00:42:37,538 - Man. 1267 00:42:37,538 --> 00:42:39,095 - I'm moving to Eastern Oregon. 1268 00:42:39,095 --> 00:42:40,902 (all laughing) 1269 00:42:40,902 --> 00:42:41,935 Never coming back. 1270 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:44,220 - If we could be real for a moment? 1271 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,053 - Yeah. 1272 00:42:45,053 --> 00:42:47,220 - It's been a hell of a year for you. 1273 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,990 What would $100,000 mean to you? 1274 00:42:49,990 --> 00:42:52,620 - Yeah, oh, it's a crazy question to answer. 1275 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,660 I've never had that much money before. 1276 00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,493 - Yep. 1277 00:42:55,493 --> 00:42:57,720 - It almost feels impossible to wrap my head around 1278 00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,670 what that looks like. - Yeah. 1279 00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:02,895 - I know for sure it will give me security. 1280 00:43:02,895 --> 00:43:06,480 - [Sam] Oh yeah. - For a decent amount of time 1281 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,780 in which I can continue doing what I love to do, 1282 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:11,670 which is make people laugh. - Yeah. 1283 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:13,050 - There's not a lot of people that know exactly 1284 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,040 what they wanna do, 1285 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,840 and I know exactly what I wanna do, 1286 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,370 and that's make people laugh. 1287 00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:19,350 And that's why this place is special. 1288 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:23,790 And with $100,000, I can make a lot of people laugh 1289 00:43:23,790 --> 00:43:24,900 and make my own shit, 1290 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,600 employ my buddies to help me make my own shit. 1291 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,500 I really try and believe in D-I-Y until I D-I-E, 1292 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,680 and that's gonna allow me to make some incredible art 1293 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,940 with incredible people. 1294 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:39,630 And I can take my good friends out at a nice tasty meal, 1295 00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:41,850 or get all the tacos in the world that we can think of, 1296 00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:43,440 or finally eat 100 burgers, 1297 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,290 but (all laughing) 1298 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,200 it's nice to feel like I found a home, 1299 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,860 and it really does feel like home here. 1300 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:55,860 And this is, like, the biggest gesture, 1301 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,397 I think, anybody could make to be like, 1302 00:43:57,397 --> 00:43:59,340 "Hey, man, you're home. 1303 00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:03,270 We see you, we value you, and we believe in you." 1304 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,070 And I've said for a really long time, 1305 00:44:05,070 --> 00:44:06,870 we talked about a lot coming up, 1306 00:44:06,870 --> 00:44:09,570 you just need somebody who gets it. 1307 00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:13,390 And I got Sam Reich. (contestants applauding) 1308 00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:14,787 - Oh, boy! 1309 00:44:14,787 --> 00:44:17,130 - So thank you. This is crazy. 1310 00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:20,730 I'm gonna feel like crazy about this forever. 1311 00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:24,180 And I hope I don't blow it on fucking, 1312 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:27,606 on all the bad stuff. (Sam and Jacob laughing) 1313 00:44:27,606 --> 00:44:29,498 - Just buy a doink! 1314 00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:31,462 - A little bit on the bad stuff, a little 1315 00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:32,790 bit on the bad stuff. - Little bit on the bad stuff. 1316 00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:35,910 - Well, Jake, we've done all we can. 1317 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:39,063 Now, success is in your hands. 1318 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,460 Just like it's in your hands (calming music) 1319 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:43,533 to sign up for LinkedIn Premium. 1320 00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:46,350 - Increase your profile visibility. 1321 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,952 It's like having a me out there. 1322 00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,960 ♪ Plug in all the things you do ♪ 1323 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,160 ♪ See what jobs are right for you ♪ 1324 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:52,993 - Wow. 1325 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:57,410 (Tired Italian Man speaking Italian) 1326 00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:03,542 - [Bigfoot] Wanna know who spotted you? 1327 00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:05,100 See who viewed your profile. 1328 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:06,510 - Thank you, sponsored players. 1329 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:07,860 Now, get outta here! 1330 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,530 - Bye, guys! - Whoo! 1331 00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:11,530 - [Jacob] Bye, guys! 1332 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,560 - Remember when you thought that 1333 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,120 wasn't Italian? - Wow, I still 1334 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,670 don't think it's Italian. (all laughing) 1335 00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:19,670 Hey, real quick, jib, just quick jib in. 1336 00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:23,099 Thanks for having me. 1337 00:45:23,099 --> 00:45:24,990 (Sam laughing) 1338 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:28,470 - Jake, Jake, Jake. The name suits you, doesn't it? 1339 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:29,370 - It is mine. 1340 00:45:29,370 --> 00:45:32,010 - Let's take a moment to ponder 1341 00:45:32,010 --> 00:45:36,358 what could have been for $100,000. 1342 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,176 (suspenseful music) 1343 00:45:38,176 --> 00:45:39,720 - Okay. 1344 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,830 - What other name did your parents have in mind for you? 1345 00:45:43,830 --> 00:45:47,520 Was it A, Chris, B, Travis, 1346 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,620 C, Jeremy? - Holla! 1347 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,460 - Or D? (all laughing) 1348 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:55,620 Or D, Justin? 1349 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,170 - What could have been and what is not? 1350 00:45:58,170 --> 00:45:59,790 You know what I mean? - Totally, man. 1351 00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:02,340 - Look, can I just pull my remaining rip cords? 1352 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,730 Why leave any gas in the tank, Sam? 1353 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:09,270 - In that case, Jacob, you have one rip cord left. 1354 00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:12,990 - Okay. - And it's FaceTime A Dad. 1355 00:46:12,990 --> 00:46:15,780 - Great, all right. (Kurt applauding) 1356 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:17,130 - Good choice, good choice. 1357 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,777 (phone ringing) 1358 00:46:23,430 --> 00:46:26,250 - Hello. What's up, Dad? 1359 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,518 - I can't hear you, I'll be right there. 1360 00:46:28,518 --> 00:46:30,809 - [Jacob] Oh. - No- 1361 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,731 way! - Yeah! 1362 00:46:33,731 --> 00:46:35,622 (group cheering) 1363 00:46:35,622 --> 00:46:39,031 (Sam laughing) 1364 00:46:39,031 --> 00:46:40,864 - [Tim] How you doing? 1365 00:46:43,204 --> 00:46:45,683 - This is crazy. (laughs) 1366 00:46:45,683 --> 00:46:47,683 The Wysocki blanket! 1367 00:46:48,728 --> 00:46:51,537 Oh, hi, Pops. - Hi, how you doing? 1368 00:46:51,537 --> 00:46:53,292 You're doing pretty good. - Yeah. 1369 00:46:53,292 --> 00:46:56,097 Oh, shit, my dad was like, "I'm going to the beach." 1370 00:46:56,097 --> 00:46:56,930 (all laughing) 1371 00:46:56,930 --> 00:46:58,380 You fucking liar. 1372 00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:00,060 - Tim, we cannot thank you enough 1373 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,212 for joining us here today. - Oh, thank you so much. 1374 00:47:02,212 --> 00:47:03,540 Oh. - This is crazy. 1375 00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:04,770 Welcome to my work. - That's so sweet. 1376 00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,390 - I love it, I'm having a good time. 1377 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,740 - You meet Sasquatch? - Yes. 1378 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:10,056 (Sam laughing) I practically slept with him. 1379 00:47:10,056 --> 00:47:12,150 (Jacob laughing) (Kurt laughing) 1380 00:47:12,150 --> 00:47:14,550 - What an absolute delight of a man this is. 1381 00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:17,370 - Oh. - No doubt in my mind 1382 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,020 where you came from. 1383 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,150 Tim, I believe Jake has a trivia question 1384 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:21,983 for you. - [Jacob] Yes. 1385 00:47:21,983 --> 00:47:23,760 What did your parents almost name you? 1386 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,360 A, Chris, B, Travis, C, Jeremy. 1387 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,450 - Holla. (all laughing) 1388 00:47:30,450 --> 00:47:31,952 - And D, Justin. 1389 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:34,140 The answer to the question is Travis 1390 00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:36,750 because when you were born, I took one look at you, 1391 00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:39,048 I said, "That's not a Travis." 1392 00:47:39,048 --> 00:47:40,039 (Sam laughs) 1393 00:47:40,039 --> 00:47:42,270 And you went for a while without a name until Mom 1394 00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:43,440 and I came up with one. 1395 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,540 - What about Jacob finally stuck? 1396 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:48,690 - He was born in June, he was a Gemini, 1397 00:47:48,690 --> 00:47:52,380 and the name Jacob lent itself to a two-person Gemini 1398 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,330 'cause you had the Jacob and then you had the Jake. 1399 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:57,120 So it's like a dual name for a Gemini personality. 1400 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,470 - And I have known you all this time 1401 00:47:58,470 --> 00:48:00,180 is interchangeably Jacob and Jake. 1402 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,440 - I'll answer to both. 1403 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,780 - So your answer? - Is B, Travis. 1404 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,193 Final answer, lock it in. 1405 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,700 - (sighing) Jake, we've pranked you quite a bit today. 1406 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:11,460 We put on a game show just for you. 1407 00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:15,150 We made it personal, we made it, at times, challenging, 1408 00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:17,820 and we made a fake background for your dad 1409 00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:19,050 in order to be able to trick you 1410 00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:20,700 into thinking he was at home, 1411 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,080 but you know what's not a prank? 1412 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:22,913 - What? 1413 00:48:24,091 --> 00:48:25,612 - You just won $100,000. 1414 00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,445 - Oh! - Oh yeah. 1415 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,227 (group cheering) 1416 00:48:29,227 --> 00:48:31,536 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1417 00:48:32,582 --> 00:48:36,570 - Yes! Yes! (contestants cheering) 1418 00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:40,020 - I wanna give an incredibly special shout-out 1419 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,870 to Kurt Maloney, my creative partner, 1420 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:42,703 - I just found out... 1421 00:48:42,703 --> 00:48:44,160 - for putting this episode together. 1422 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,840 Love you, buddy. - That does it for us 1423 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,920 here at "Game Changer." 1424 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,810 I am your host, Sam Reich, 1425 00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:51,390 reminding you that I love Jake. 1426 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,650 And that's my final answer, good night. 1427 00:48:53,650 --> 00:48:56,567 (triumphant music) 1428 00:49:03,772 --> 00:49:07,423 (triumphant music fades)