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What is this about?

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I guess...

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professionalism.

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At least going
through the motions

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of doing the job

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and pretending
it matters.

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You're firing me?

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Henry,
I need this job.

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Well I'm sorry,

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Okay, this's kind
of what I'm talking about.

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Am I un-fired?

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No--

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I just lost my job,
I need a drink.

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Please, Henry, don't--

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Look, I warned
you three times.

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Tim, what am I supposed to do?

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Not give a shit like
a human being.

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--all you had to do was be
on time and not get drunk.

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It's not a difficult
job description.

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It's because I was
born short.

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What? No, no--!

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You think it's easy holding that
fucking tray up so high--?

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Tim, this is only because
you're a shitty worker.

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Henry?
That's it.

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The promoter's looking for you.

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Yes, just in a second,
Lydia.

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Boss's busy firing me 'cause
I make him uncomfortable.

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It's, it's not true.

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My car payments.

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I'm gonna lose my car and
my life will collapse,

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because of you.

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Are you happy?

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No, I'm not happy.

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You love the power.

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The big boss man.

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You're gonna think about this
tonight and jerk off.

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Does this seem okay to you?

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Oh, you look so handsome,
sweetie.

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Really?

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No hotpockets, honey.

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Just salad, study
the Hannah Montanas, and bed.

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You gotta a new headshots?
Again?

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yeah, when my base jumping
movie comes out,

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Be bumped up to B list.

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Gotta rebrand you know--

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It's described
in his contract.

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Not only does this have six
layers not five,

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but it has four sides.

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Okay, I understand.
You don't.

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The man's a practicing
Satanist.

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Five is very important
to them.

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Five layers.
Five sides.

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The pentagram.

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You give a Satanist
a four- sided sandwich,

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that's like giving Golda Meir
a fucking baked ham.

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We're on it, we have new ones
ready to go.

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Henry, thank you.

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If Jackal Onassis bitches
to me about one more thing.

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No problem.

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Those ready to go?

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No.
No.

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Hey, Henry, check this out,
what do you think, man?

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Kyle, not now.

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Roman, the encore just ended
I need these right now.

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What the fuck do you want
from me, I'm alone, here.

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Where's Tim?

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Henry fired him.
What?

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Okay, Alan's sending
a replacement.

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Actually,
it's someone we know.

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Why'd you fire Tim?
Tim's awesome.

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Because Tim didn't give
a shit about the job.

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Which is something I actually
wanted talk to everyone about.

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Okay attitudes have been getting
a little lax around here,

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so I just wanted to
ask everyone

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if we could just act
more professional?

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What, I'm trying to
be serious here, Roman.

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I know, that's why
it's funny your posture--

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Just for tonight,
can you please try and pretend

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to give even one millionth
of a percent of a shit.

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Wow, when did Knute
Rockne show up?

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Casey. Welcome,
thank you,

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you know,
the for the short notice.

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Everybody you remember Casey?

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Oh Lydia, I'm sorry,
Casey Klein.

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Hi.
Oh, Welcome.

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Thank you.

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Casey's the replacement?

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Dude, isn't that kind
of awkward?

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It's not,
I knew she was coming.

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Hey, Casey.
Yes.

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Tell me if it's cool or--?

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Cool, yeah.

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You're wearing a blouse?
that's cool.

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No, they told me it was
a unisex chemise.

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I think it's lovely.

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Thanks.

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Hey team leader.

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That's fuckin' crazy
that you're team leader.

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Yeah. We're kinda slammed,
tonight so--

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Okay, is there something
I should do?

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Shit.

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Goddamit!

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Kyle, Roman,
you take that one.

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Here, can you pick those up?

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Born out of Satan's anus,

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--it's stupid.

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Satan's a fallen angel.

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He can't poo,
he doesn't have an anus.

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Must be awkward
seeing Casey again, yeah?

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I think I'll be
able to manage.

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So, Uda must be fierce
in the sack, huh?

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Actually, this
isn't a conversation

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I'm going to participate in.

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You don't have to.

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It's common knowledge that
uptight, controlling women

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are sexually explosive.

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Casey!

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God, I'm glad to have a girl
in this big boys club.

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Yeah.

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You're so pretty. You
have to be an actress.

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Oh god, Thank you.

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No, I'm actually
a Comedian.

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Oh.

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Like Whoopie Goldberg?

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Sort of.

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Ed, my ex, hates
Whoopie Goldberg.

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He said that women
shouldn't do comedy

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because they're not
naturally funny.

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Well, club owners, many
of them think that way.

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and he has issues
with blacks.

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So why he would have
an affair with one,

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that is a question
for a psychologist.

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Or as Ed would say,
a "Jew Faggot."

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Serious Jackal,
it was brilliant.

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It was fuckin' brilliant.

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Ah thanks, Todd, thanks for
being so full of shit, man.

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and I wanna fuck
your wife so--

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blah, blah, blah,
bullshit from you man.

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Ah corrected sandwiches.

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Very sorry for the mix up.

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Ah come on man I get bullshit
from everybody in my life,

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you can't seriously be
very sorry about sandwiches!

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This is your ex-husband?

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Very Ex.
Yes, very Ex.

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Ug. Me and Escapade left
him back in Wapato.

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Escapade,
that's Your car?

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My daughter
the future star.

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Daughter.
She acts, sings, dances.

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Does comedy.

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We sure love it if you gave us
pointers on being funny.

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Oh god, I don't--

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Ohh.
Um, I mean I can try.

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I don't know what
I can tell you guys.

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Okay.

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Umm.

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How are you doing?

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Because Kyle told
me you and Henry

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use to--

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Oh, yeah, no, it was
a very longtime ago,

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It really not a big deal.

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I know how it
is because,

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After my divorce,

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I still worked as
the receptionist

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at Ed's exterminating
service,

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Cramped together,

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hate and lust all--

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Yeah that doesn't--

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sound great,
but it's so not--

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We'll do a sign.

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A sign?
we'll do a sign.

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If you feel uncomfortable
at any time,

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give me the sign,

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Great.

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So you're not sorry.

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Finally, some reality,
thank you.

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Well you're welcome.

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Is there there
anything else--?

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You know,
I wanted all this.

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It's my fault.

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I wanted the fame.

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Success.

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You know the gypsy curse?

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Your whole body is
covered with warts.

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"May you get
everything you wish for."

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That's my curse.
Sorry to hear that.

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We actually I have to go-

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Oh what do you have real life
responsibilities?

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yes.
I wish I had those.

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I want those.
I have a fake life.

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I have fake friends,

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fake conversations,
fake experiences-

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the pussy
and money that's real.

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Look the pussy's here
for the fame.

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And what the fuck is money?

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It's mortar holding up
stinking walls of bullshit.

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Know what I
wish I could buy?

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Being you guys.

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A real guy,
an ordinary job.

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This is a day job.

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I'm a writer, hard sci-fi

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But you deal with reality,
you know what I'm saying?

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Yeah I know
what you're sayin',

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and that's why I think this
is actually not all that bad.

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Okay-- okay so then
let's switch, man.

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Just for tonight.

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I mean, being me's easy,
man,

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all you gotta do is throw
on some make-up,

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act like a total dick

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and let girls throw themselves
at you, what do you say?

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Yeah, I'm in,
what?

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I can do it.

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You've got a girlfriend!

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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What?

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Um, okay...hold on.

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I am very sorry,
I have to go.

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Roman, on the back bar?

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Don't worry about me.
Now?

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Okay.

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Ron?

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Yes, Henry Pollard!

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The big boss man!

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Ah shit!

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I saw the van
and I was like,

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please let this be
Henry's crew!

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Yeah!
Yes!

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Wow, it's been a while.

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Hey how's Soup R Crackers?

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Great experience.

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Yeah.
Yes.

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I need you to get
me backstage.

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Oh, I don't know, Ron,
it's a crazy night,

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and I could get in trouble

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No, I get it, I was
team leader, sure,

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absolutely, I get it.

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I need you to do
me a favor,

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Will he do it?

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I can call Paco,

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No, no do not call Paco,
I got it.

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It's Mandy.
It's my lady friend.

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She's a Big Jackal Onassis
fan.

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I promised to
get her backstage

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for an autograph.

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Henry, come on buddy,
I need a miracle.

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Just try to keep a low
profile, okay.

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I'm backstage
at Jackal Onassis!

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Jesus.

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I'm gonna get
my drank on!

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Ah excuse me,
where's Roman?

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He's in make-up.
We switched.

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Jackal Onassis?

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I want to be called "Dennis."

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Oh fuck.

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Hey listen,
don't be mad at Roman.

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I said I'd have you all fired
if he didn't switch.

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Or if you tell anyone,
so don't tell anybody.

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I just wanna be
a real guy, man.

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But this isn't real,
it's fake.

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It's kind of real.
It's not real.

262
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,455
It's realish.

263
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,191
Can I get a beer?

264
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,226
Yes you may.

265
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:34,534
In the cooler,
check wristbands.

266
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,570
Coming right up.

267
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,272
There you go, sweetie.

268
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,108
Don't "sweetie" me,
asshole.

269
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,443
Oh that is real, she just
called me an asshole.

270
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,478
That is fantastic.

271
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,681
So what's your
girlfriend's name, man?

272
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,417
My girlfriend?
Yeah.

273
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,785
Uda. Why?

274
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,186
Just shooting the shit,
with my co-workers

275
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,722
that's what I do.

276
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,256
What line of work
is she in Buddy?

277
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,791
Also catering.

278
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,660
So it's kind of boring,
consider the shit shot.

279
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,896
That is great.
Know what's actually boring?

280
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,865
Fucking models in penthouses.

281
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,433
Really, that's boring?
Yep.

282
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,500
That doesn't
sound boring to me.

283
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,102
Try doing it a hundred's times--

284
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,537
Still not boring.

285
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,140
Malibu and coke and
a Goldshlagger shot.

286
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,908
Coming right up.

287
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,710
Hey, how's my boy doing
as team leader?

288
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,178
This guy's terrific.

289
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,112
I used to be his boss.

290
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,781
Where the fuck is
Jackal Onassis?

291
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,750
The show ended like
an hour ago.

292
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,317
Hey what did I say sweetie,

293
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,786
We'll get that autograph-

294
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,320
Why? Why do you want his
autograph anyway,

295
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,655
He's just a guy.

296
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,858
He's awesome and
fucking famous?

297
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,726
God, who're you?
A bartender nobody

298
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,327
who makes shitty drinks.

299
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,629
I'm a bartender nobody!

300
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,866
Okay, how awesome is that?

301
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,834
This is really fun.

302
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,653
You are so awesome.

303
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,721
Yeah.

304
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,656
I'm freaking out.

305
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,826
Can I please
get an autograph?

306
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,096
Yeah, Why don't we go
to my dressing room,

307
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,730
the three of us,

308
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,732
I'm gonna do you first.

309
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,467
Does that turn you on?

310
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,472
I was just joking.

311
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,476
You know, jokes.

312
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,485
Hey, um, we need glasses
at the back bar, please.

313
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,854
Okay.

314
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,191
So what we don't see each
other for nine months,

315
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,660
and that's your big
opening line?

316
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,396
Um, yeah, I'm sorry

317
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:48,701
I had to fire a guy, Roman's,
doing something weird,

318
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,472
there's a new guy, it's
just...weird night.

319
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,941
Very weird.

320
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,809
How, how have you been?

321
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,610
I've been fine.

322
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,913
The Cruise was good.

323
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:04,584
I, you know, I worked on my act,
didn't get a stomach virus,

324
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,954
which I consider to be
some kind of coo.

325
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,021
That is terrific.

326
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,657
and now I'm back,
working the grind-

327
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:11,859
Great.

328
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,627
Oh I'm seeing somebody, now.

329
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,796
which is purely by way
of information,

330
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,500
it's make any sort of awkward-
Hi Lydia.

331
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,902
Hi.

332
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,372
Do you need something?

333
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:30,610
No. Nope.

334
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,345
How are you?
I'm good.

335
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,746
Yeah, how's acting?

336
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,148
Acting?
yeah.

337
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:39,686
Um, no I'm just ah--
you know, team leading.

338
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,888
Right.

339
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,623
--this is where
the magic happened.

340
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,626
I called it
"the prep zone--"

341
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,694
Hey!

342
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,563
Casey Klein,
Casey Klein?

343
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,999
Oh my god!

344
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:55,002
Ron? What're
you doing here?

345
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,670
Oh, Mandy, Casey.
I was her boss.

346
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,671
are you guys are back togeth-?

347
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,773
No.

348
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,143
How's Soup R Crackers?

349
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:07,247
Great experience,
unbelievable.

350
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,082
That's great, Ron-
I'm really happy for yo--

351
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,685
But this is the best part,
this beauty,

352
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,955
Mandy came in to
apply for a cashier job

353
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,756
and I just had
this feeling, you know,

354
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,992
I just wanted to
make her happy.

355
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,961
So he hired me.

356
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,530
yeah, mission accomplished.

357
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,698
Until it cratered,
Which sucks,

358
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,834
Cuz now I'm at IHOP
and it blows-

359
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,402
But ,what do you
mean it cratered?

360
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,239
What happened?
Nothing!

361
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,841
Nothing, nothing happened,
I did everything right!

362
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,876
It should've
been huge.

363
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,947
Bad economy,
what do you think of?

364
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,548
Soup Kitchens,
Bread lines.

365
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,416
All you can
eat salad, right?

366
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,953
But what's corporate do with
this opportunity?

367
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,256
They fuckin' go bankrupt.

368
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,690
Ron, we gonna get
the autograph

369
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,060
or just look at bars
and kitchens?

370
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,529
Yes, yes, Autograph!

371
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,998
Good to see you, Ron.

372
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,368
Ah, good memories.

373
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,436
I'm coming, I'm sorry.

374
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,505
Yeah, so it's weird night.

375
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,807
That girl is like eleven.

376
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,808
Huh, glasses?

377
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,643
Glasses. Glasses.

378
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,712
Henry.
Hey.

379
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,682
can you remind your guys
to lock the door

380
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,883
when they go to the van?

381
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,651
Because people try
to sneak in.

382
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,453
Of course sir,
I'll take care of it.

383
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,990
And can you tell the bartender
to go easy on the booze,

384
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,424
cause it's--
Sure, yeah.

385
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,825
Good, good,

386
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,494
No picnic,
being boss, huh?

387
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,528
That's true.

388
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,332
"We having fun yet?"
You look like that guy.

389
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,266
From those beer ads.

390
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,403
Yeah, yeah,
I get that a lot.

391
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,239
I mean everything you said,
I'm doing it.

392
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,174
They're just
not going for it.

393
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,577
The contempt part's
really is important.

394
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,413
I have total contempt.

395
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,316
for these dumb bitches
like, brainless-

396
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,817
I don't know what
to tell you, Roman.

397
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,552
You want to have sex
with them?
Yes!

398
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,354
Okay, well that's the problem,
you have to not want it.

399
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,156
If you want it
they're not into it.

400
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,292
It's like
xeno's paradox-

401
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,094
I can't see
shit without my glasses.

402
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,231
Is that blond hot?

403
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,165
the one with the tights
with the eyeliner?

404
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,533
I don't know I can't tell.

405
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,567
It's a man.

406
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,002
Fuckin' shit.

407
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,170
I think I saw some pretty
damaged looking slunts

408
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,638
over by the snack try though.

409
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,006
That's my type.
Do it.

410
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,775
Mr. Jackal, Mr. Jackal,

411
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,943
I have a very special
lady friend,

412
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,479
who'd love you autograph.
Fuck off loser.

413
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,216
Excuse me.

414
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,718
Hey, you must be the new guy.

415
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,853
Yeah.

416
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,288
Hey, hey, how's
it going with Henry?

417
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,090
It is going fine with Henry.

418
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,458
Thank you
for asking again.

419
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,492
I'm Dennis.

420
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:33,660
You must be Uda.

421
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,962
What no.
I'm Casey.

422
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,297
That's so weird that
you'd say Uda.

423
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,167
I just, Well I know Henry is
dating this caterer Uda, So--

424
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:46,005
Henry's dating Uda Bengt?

425
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,110
Blonde, works for
Valhalla catering?

426
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,446
Isn't it something
how guys always rebound

427
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,847
to your opposite?

428
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,849
My ex, his new girlfriend,

429
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,585
is a professional athlete,

430
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,820
She's got triceps that would
make her hat fly off.

431
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,722
Hey. How's it going guys?

432
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,324
Ah, fine--

433
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,360
Casey, may I speak to you in
the next room for a moment?

434
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,729
Um, sure, what do you
need help with?

435
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,763
Nothing, I don't need
anything.

436
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,732
I thought we were
doing the getaway.

437
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,534
What are you talking about,
what does that even mean

438
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,668
Doing the getaway.

439
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,769
Didn't you give the sign?

440
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,004
I didn't do the sign.

441
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:18,971
I don't know what
the sign is.

442
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,373
You totally did the sign.

443
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,608
It's this.

444
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,578
There's no way, I've
never done that in my life.

445
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,915
So, the host complained you're
making the drinks too strong-

446
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,417
Am I gonna get fired, man?

447
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,684
How intense
would that be--?

448
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,220
You are terminated.

449
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,722
Give me your key card.

450
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,224
He just wants
to save on booze.

451
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,227
Okay, well, Pinching pennies,
I never thought of that.

452
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,629
That is fuckin'
adorable.

453
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,831
This whole thing is awesome,
thank you so much.

454
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,399
No problem.

455
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,401
Hey what's going on
with you and Casey?

456
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,436
Nothing. Why?

457
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,603
Just, when I talked
about your girlfriend,

458
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,339
she got a little weird.

459
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,547
weird like upset or--
Just weird.

460
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,284
Weird.

461
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,353
Just those eyes,
those vacant eyes,

462
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,955
so what do I do, I give them
something to live for

463
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,191
sort of a direction,
a hope, a future.

464
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,759
You guys ever heard
of Nitche?

465
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,661
Hey, Jackal Onassis, man,

466
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,231
Hey I just wanna say, I really
respect your act.

467
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,499
I'm in a band myself,

468
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,336
Yeah I bet you are,
what is it emo pop bullshit?

469
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,306
It's kind of like emo,
but, like, poweremo,

470
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,907
That sounds shittier
than emo.

471
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,242
You guys play around?

472
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,010
Yeah, at Cherry, Ice Castle.

473
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,078
You should check us out.

474
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,446
You guys would fuckin'
love us.

475
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,747
Wait, how many albums
have I sold?

476
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,815
Eight million.

477
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,816
That's right,
eight million,

478
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,451
So why the fuck are
you guys talking to him--?

479
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,786
We've got a show coming up
next weekend.

480
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,422
You guys should come,
I'll put you on the list.

481
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,956
Wait, were you on
"Society Kids?"

482
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,325
Yeah yeah.

483
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,027
You were the Harvard guy?

484
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,162
I do a lot of acting,

485
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,730
And some modeling-

486
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,931
Ah security.

487
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,966
What's the problem, sir?

488
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,902
I'm trying to talk
to these girls.

489
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,770
And the problem is--?

490
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,971
He's talking to them.

491
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,507
But, from a security angle--

492
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,109
Hey man, I just wanted to say,
I have mad respect for you.

493
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,312
Hey, give me you guys'
names.

494
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,149
Are you fuckin' serious?

495
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:16,256
Oh my god,
I'm like your hugest fan.

496
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,825
I'll do anything
for an autograph.

497
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:23,630
Anything?

498
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,232
Home sweet home.

499
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,833
Lemme just find a pen,

500
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,701
Those skulls are awesome.

501
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,505
Yeah I'm thinkin' of getting rid
of them, they're old.

502
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,274
You want me to sign,
one of these photos?

503
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,243
Actually, would you
mind doing two?

504
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,778
Okay, your want one
for your friend?

505
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,179
For my twins.

506
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,424
Sorry.

507
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:03,236
She says she's okay,
but I worry.

508
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,238
You know what, Henry's
the one I'm worried about.

509
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,839
Henry? Why?

510
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,475
Yeah, she dumped him.

511
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,743
Yeah booked a gig,
left him high and dry.

512
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,612
It was fuckin' cold.

513
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,414
Ah, he didn't mention
that to me.

514
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,883
He probably feels emasculated

515
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,751
and super embarrassed and stuff.

516
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,052
Sure he does, that's classic
Henry, right Kyle?

517
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,187
That's right.

518
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,722
And now they have
to work together.

519
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,592
Can you even image what
he must have done to her?

520
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,726
Malibu and coke.

521
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:30,997
Has anybody seen
my little lady friend?

522
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,265
What are you lookin--

523
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,934
Ah-- I warned him.

524
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,503
Workplace romance.

525
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,970
Bad idea.

526
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,773
I've got a team to run, these
two are screwing in closet.

527
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,075
Seizing that desperate
moment amid the drudgery,

528
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,377
That is some real life,
you guys.

529
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,212
Henry and Casey aren't
even right for each other.

530
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,381
Henry's much better
off with Uda.

531
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:49,582
You can tell there's
something still there

532
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,183
they're totally
awkward together.

533
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,620
Wait...Henry's dating Uda Bengt?

534
00:20:53,720 --> 00:21:01,227
Yeah.
Totally.

535
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,130
Ah can I talk
to you for a minute?

536
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,665
Yeah.

537
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,134
If this is weird for you,
I can totally get Alan

538
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,268
to send someone else.

539
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,737
No, no-
It's no big deal.

540
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,405
Not at all.

541
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,708
Well Dennis told me
you're seeing Uda,

542
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,879
So if you told Dennis that
and you didn't tell me.

543
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,981
then I figure that things
probably kind of weird for you.

544
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,050
Well, I going to tell
you, but--

545
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,585
What?

546
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,387
I didn't want it
to be awkward.

547
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:30,122
Well I don't want it
to be awkward either.

548
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,258
Obviously, but it kind of is.

549
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,561
So I don't know.

550
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,262
Well if it's too weird,
I can call Alan,

551
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,030
and have Mundo here
for tomorrow.

552
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,399
It's up to you.

553
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,810
Not the sign.

554
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,514
I don't know,
okay I don't, I can't--

555
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,748
Here look, I have a coin,

556
00:21:55,848 --> 00:22:00,152
I'll flip a coin?
How 'bout that?

557
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,154
Whoooo! I got it!

558
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:03,956
He is so cool!

559
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:04,991
You got the autograph?

560
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,059
Yeah! On my tits!

561
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:12,031
Oh. On both of them?

562
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,566
It doesn't say Jackal Onassis.

563
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,835
Maybe it's his real name,
I don't know what it is-

564
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,069
Arnold Shirling.

565
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,471
And look.

566
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,708
And look, Lucky
I shaved yesterday.

567
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,676
"Roman DeBeers."

568
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:24,944
What's that?

569
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,748
Roman DeBe--

570
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,216
Roman!

571
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:31,217
What?

572
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,385
Roman!

573
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:36,756
Who's that?

574
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,725
Heads.

575
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,727
So I'll stay.

576
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,729
So heads we stay?

577
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,364
I was heads?
Yeah.
Okay, good.

578
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,034
Come on you asshole,
You fucking weasel!

579
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,368
That's my lady friend!

580
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,870
What the fuck, man!

581
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,739
She said anything
about a boyfriend.

582
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,508
Ron, god,
don't embarrass me.

583
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,043
God, is that Roman?

584
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,478
I told you,
crazy night.

585
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,246
You can't be jealous,
he's a superstar--

586
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:04,050
No, listen to me,
that isn't Jackal Onassis!

587
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,085
It's Roman.
I was his boss!

588
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,854
I knew it,
see he had no aura.

589
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,722
Wait, so who just
signed my tits

590
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,891
and veejay wasn't
Jackal Onassis,

591
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,893
it was just some guy?

592
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,261
The difference
is what folks, come on?

593
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,395
Oh, yuck!

594
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:17,664
Kill him, Ron!

595
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,898
I'm gonna fuckin' rip your--

596
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,307
What the fuck?

597
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,308
How long does this last?

598
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,210
Jackal, I'll handle it.

599
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,612
All right,
Where's her wristband?

600
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,346
Do they even have passes?
How'd they get in?

601
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,148
How'd you get in here?

602
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,718
He let us in.

603
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:39,819
Henry?

604
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,220
Come on, you're suppose
to be the leader,

605
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,388
and set an example.

606
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,623
Now I'm gonna have
to call your boss.

607
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,191
Okay, she meant me.

608
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,358
I let them in.

609
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,227
Yeah, it's the bartender.

610
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,228
I'm really sorry, boss.

611
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,163
Please don't fire me.

612
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,532
Right.

613
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,200
Right.

614
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,938
Don't worry Jeff,
I'll take care of this.

615
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,339
Dennis.

616
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,741
You're fired.

617
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,078
His first day.

618
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,080
Poor Dennis.

619
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,086
What a night.

620
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,387
And I got fired.

621
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,889
Thanks for that man.

622
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,291
Glad you enjoyed it.

623
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,694
You picked the right
career choice.

624
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,196
Actually, I wanted to
be an actor-

625
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,799
Nah. Fame's a curse, man.

626
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:27,900
I go back to a
the gilded cage,

627
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,570
you get to go home,
hang with Uda.

628
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,573
eat leftovers and watch
The Mentalist on tivo-

629
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,041
I don't know
what that is.

630
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,442
It's a show.

631
00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,210
A guy who solves crimes
using his mind.

632
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,812
It's Uda's favorite.

633
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,881
It's okay.

634
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:45,117
I envy you, Henry.

635
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,654
So here's what's happenin,
we're going to the hotel,

636
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,021
we're gonna
order some food,

637
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,189
we're gonna watch some--

638
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,323
What was it?

639
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,625
The Mentalist.

640
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,493
I love that show.

641
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:55,862
Let's go.

642
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,428
Well I don't feel
uncomfortable about

643
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,763
a lot of this.

644
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,600
So, I'm personally
looking forward to

645
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,635
being friendly co-workers.
Okay.

646
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,304
Working side by side
in the trenches.

647
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:41,140
Well, side by side,
technically.

648
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,408
I am your boss...

649
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,176
so don't forget that.

650
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:58,057
She is gonna be
the death of me.

651
00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:02,394
But I can't help it.
I love her so much.

652
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,163
Henry, can you do
me a favor?

653
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,397
I can try.

654
00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:06,532
Mandy's all I got.

655
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,535
I just, I just wanna
make her happy.

656
00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:12,238
and I have no
money coming in

657
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,673
she's bleeding me dry,

658
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,843
Can you talk to Alan Duck,
see if--

659
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:21,648
see if maybe he'll give me
my old job back?

660
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:26,686
I'll see what I can do.
Yeah.

661
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,889
The autograph.
If she still wants it.

662
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,124
Henry.

663
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:34,861
Thank you,
so much.

664
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,028
Ahh!

665
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:36,963
Mandy, I got it!

666
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,497
Didn't I say
I was gonna get it?!

667
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,432
I got it, I got it!

668
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,964
Tree!

668
00:27:45,305 --> 00:28:45,437
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