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Oh hey, I need to pick up
some cargo

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do you think I could maybe
borrow a ship

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from your hubby
Aristotle Onassis?

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What a completely
pointless snap,

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you numbskull.

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Rough night?

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I did my scene
in the Apatow movie.

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Oh great.

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And afterward I went out with
Seth and these guys.

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Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill.

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Just when the names
were dropping so subtly.

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We hit this premier
after party thing.

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sponsored by that fig vodka.

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They have Fig vodka now?

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They do.

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Oh my god I'm so sorry,

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I totally forgot, you don't
get out very much any more.

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You must be so jealous.

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I am, I am so--

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Ron? Hey Ron?

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You prep the buffet table?

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Ah right, Buffet.

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""Dust in the Wind."
On repeat.

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Kyle.

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Could you give me a hand?

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Yeah.

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I didn't want
want Henry to know.

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I was putting in my earrings
and I tripped,

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and I dropped one,

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Why would Henry care
if you dropped one?

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I dropped in there.
In the casket.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry Kyle,
I wouldn't normally ask,

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It's just that Escapade
gave me these earrings.

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No it's-- in
there with the guy?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, um--

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You guys are ridiculous.

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You've never seen
a dead body before.

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Don't say dead body.

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Why, that's what it is.

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An inanimate object.

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Okay, so get her earring
that was dropped in there.

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Go for it.

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You're like
medieval villagers.

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On a molecular level,

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this is no different than
digging in a sandbox

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or a sock drawer.

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Don't touch it.

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What, you don't oh,
on no I touched it..

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Oh no I hope he
wasn't murdered,

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or his unquiet spirit
will come and haunt us.

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Man, come on.

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Dude, seriously, cut it out.

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Or what, you think
his eyes'll open

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and he'll come out and eat
everybody's brains.

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Hi.
Hey, now.

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So, about ten minutes?

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Yeah, we're all set here.

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Good.

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And we over-ordered
on food,

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So someone from
the homeless shelter

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is gonna come
and pick up the extras.

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So come you show them
to the back ?
Yep.

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And could you put
my dad's cufflink back?

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Sorry.

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If there was a common thread
in my husband's life,

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from success
at Dunn and Bradshaw,

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to marriage,

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to raising our
beautiful daughter Mary.

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It was a commitment
to values.

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The value of hard work.

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The value of family.

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The value of giving back.

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I know for me,

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the values of
James Walter Ellison live on.

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Dad?

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Six minutes to sum
up a whole life.

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Kind of makes you think,
doesn't it?

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Huh. An old black
man playing the blues.

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How original.

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Dude, shut up.

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Awesome.

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Ron, what are you doing?

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Death.

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It's heavy shit.

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Just takin' the edge off,
no big deal.

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Okay, but if a guest
came in and saw you,

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Henry, please,
don't worry about,

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these people are cool.

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Oh right, because
they're black,

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they're cool with
the wait staff

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getting high at their
loved one's funeral.

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God, doesn't that
blow your mind?

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one minute he's alive,
next minute he's dead?

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"Dust in the wind."
That's all we.

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All right.

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Ahh,

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you're busting me
for getting high.

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Come on, don't
see the irony there?

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I do and I don't like it,

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but I need you at the bar, Ron.

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You okay?

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Am I, Henry?

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Am I, I got a dead-end job,
no woman, no.

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I mean, are you
mentally capable

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of performing simple tasks?

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Don't worry about me, Henry.

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I was pretty much constantly
high between 1987 and 2002.

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Okay?

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So I think
I can manage myself.

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You just relax.

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Relax, Honey,

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It's a lovely reception,
you did great.

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It's just, that none of
the Phoenix people showed.

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For all the time he spent
in that office.

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Excuse me,
I'm sorry.

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Can I get either
of you anything?

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Oh no thank you, thanks.

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The girl is getting something
for me, thank you.

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I'm very sorry
for your loss.

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Seems like he
was a good man.

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That he was.

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You married?

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Me, no.

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Girlfriend?
Um. yeah.

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Little tip
about relationships.

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Forget fireworks.

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You don't want something
that blows all bright,

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and then fades.

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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Sure.

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Know what love is?

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It's a crockpot.

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Not flashy, not exciting,

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but cooks at a low heat, day in,
and day out, and won't fade.

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That's what you want.

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I'm guessing
your girlfriend

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has got herself
a crockpot. mm-hmm.

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What?

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You crockpot.

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So did he die at peace,
or was he, you know, murdered?

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Good, Thank you
so much for coming.

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Um, you're welcome.

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If you could come with us?

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You.

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This way.

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Excuse me sir.

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You're awesome.

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The blues.

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Yeah, I'm in
a band, I know.

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That's where it
all started.

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Do you think you could
you...teach me.

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The guitar?

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No, the blues.

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What it's about.

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What it really is,
that'd be, awesome.

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Mmm, I don't know whether I can
really explain it in words.

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It's more something
you live.

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Like, the black experience.

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And having stuff
to be blue about.

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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.

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Like, I did this movie,
right?

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Supposed to bump me
up to the B list,
Okay.

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Well it goes
straight to video.

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Yeah, and this yoga model
I was hooking up with

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stopped calling,
and my Xbox is weird,

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it's like
nothing's going right.

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Well, maybe I can try,

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sorta like give you
a feel for it.

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Yeah, okay.

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Gimme your belt.

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You want my belt?

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You want to experience
the blues,

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start by giving me
your belt.

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experience getting
whipped, like slaves--

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What? No.

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What's wrong with you?

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This is a nice belt.

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It's Donna Karan.

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So are we gonna
switching belts?

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No. I'm taking your belt.

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Because the blues is
about what you don't have?

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Don't try to understand.

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Just experience.

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Right, okay, experiencing
having no a belt.

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And get me a Squirt.

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Casey's on drinks.

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Oh she wanna learn
about the blues?

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Oh, this is part
of the experience, Okay.

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Got it, got it.

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And a plate of shrimp.

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We have shrimp puffs.

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Pick out the shrimp.

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Okay, Yeah...like
picking cotton?

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What'd I say?

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Don't try to understand.

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Just experience.
Right, I got it.

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Thank you.

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So, the rest of the
food is in there,

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if you can just help her out,
that'd be great.

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So, did you park in back?

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Uh, no, down the block?

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Oh, all right, well
I guess I could carry it,

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or you could pull
around back.

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Um, I don't know
what you're?

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Aren't you from
the shelter?

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I'm here for the funeral?

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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Oh shit--

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Ah--

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Are you--

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I'm-- I'm--

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Were you close?

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Mom?

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In here, Walter.

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Oh God, God, it's
so obvious, isn't it?
No.

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I just wanted
to come say goodbye,

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but I stick out like
a sore thumb.

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Can I drink this?

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Yeah.

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Sorry, I was
just getting more--

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sparkling water.

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You did good, my man.

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Sales Leader of the year.

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Twice.

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Community
Leadership award,

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friends and family out there
talking about your legacy.

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That's a life, my friend,
that's a life.

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Resume like that,

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I'd feel pretty
good about being dead.

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I mean, what are they
gonna say about me?

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"Here lies Ronald Wayne Donald.

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Repeated first grade because he
couldn't figure out scissors.

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First in his class
to master a keg stand.

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Partied for twenty years,

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ran a soup place
for five months.

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Never did anything.

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Never won anything.

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Never mattered.

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Now he's dead,
nobody cares,

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Got nothing
to put on the wall

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to show he ever
existed at all.

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Excuse me.

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Kind of an unspoken
time limit.

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How am I doing on time?

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You're done.
Okay.

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I don't know
if I can do this.

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I never imagined
it'd be like this.

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Like what?

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So...black.

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Well, he was black...

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Not like this, all,
fancy pants

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NAACP award
I'm-so-great stuffy.

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They thought
I was hired help.

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The James I knew was
a free spirit,

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he hung with everyone.

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Just be one of them.

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and if anyone asks.

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"I knew James from the Phoenix
office of Dunn and Bradshaw."

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That's right,
and no one will know

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Because no one
from Phoenix came.

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It's just,
I'm a terrible liar.

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It's not lying,
it's acting.

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I was an actor,
it's easy.

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You just use the true bits,
fake the fake bits.

267
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,511
And that's acting?

268
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,479
Most actors
aren't bright,

269
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,414
so it has to be simple.

270
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,448
Thank you, Henry.

271
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,817
No problem.

272
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,620
Hey, three whites.

273
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,156
What is going on with
you and that woman?

274
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,759
Oh nothing.

275
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,727
You are truly the worst
actor I've ever seen

276
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,062
in my entire life.
What do you mean?

277
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,764
It's so obvious you're
lying to me right now.

278
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,099
What was that?

279
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,834
Okay, that woman.

280
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,702
What, she's the dead
guy's mistress,

281
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,371
and that kid's
his love child?

282
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,108
Wait are you-- Fuckin' serious,
is it that obvious?

283
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,209
Are you serious?

284
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,844
Are you serious--

285
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,212
That's really what it
is I just guess--

286
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,814
White wine.

287
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,548
What's that lady from

288
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,650
the homeless shelter
still doing here?

289
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,955
Oh, she's not from the shelter,
she's here to pay her respects.

290
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,990
I've never seen her before.

291
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,860
She said she's
from the Phoenix office.

292
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,562
Well, at least
someone showed up.

293
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,631
Worst actor ever?

294
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,766
I know why
you're doing this
why?

295
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,668
Because that woman
called you a crockpot.

296
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,470
Ah No. And I'm not, so.

297
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,738
Yeah cause your
life is boring

298
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,841
so you're creating
melodrama.

299
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,609
No, I'm just trying to
help that woman out.

300
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,211
If the widow finds out
about this--

301
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,948
Which she won't.
Because I am coaching that girl.

302
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,150
Oh, well in that case.

303
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,489
Hey, honey, who's that?

304
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,292
I don't know. I think she might
be from the Phoenix office,

305
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,361
Oh. I saw her come in,
and I was like,

306
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,164
who here came down with
a case of jungle fever.

307
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:20,100
Right, like any of these guys.

308
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,734
Actually,
you have it reversed.

309
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,971
Her lusting after him,
that's jungle fever.

310
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,772
I think it
applies generally.

311
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,608
No, technically,
it's white on black.

312
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,477
Because black people
live in the jungle.

313
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,445
Not all, obviously.

314
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,214
Just no white people do.

315
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,616
What term would you use
to refer to a black person

316
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,151
lusting after
a white person.

317
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,655
Temperate Deciduous fever,
fjord fever...

318
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,857
These're just facts
of semantics,

319
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,458
I'm not being racist.

320
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,726
I'm post-racial.

321
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,995
People are people.

322
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,297
If you're cool,
you're cool.

323
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,764
If you're an ass,
you're an ass.

324
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,166
Exactly.

325
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,373
What're you doing?

326
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:04,111
That old bluesman is teaching me
understand the blues.

327
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,979
What is that supposed to
help you understand?

328
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,248
Oh well, not really just
to understand more--

329
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,051
more to experience.

330
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,585
Experience the blues.

331
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,054
Right.

332
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:18,191
Guess you could say
I done that.

333
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,662
* Ah Got no woman,

334
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:27,234
* mm...lost the lease
to my camaro,

335
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,370
* I got a dead-end
job, girl.

336
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,939
* I got a dead-end job.

337
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,840
What kind of
accent is that?

338
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,908
It's a blues accent.

339
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,677
Sounded like Indian
or Jamaican.

340
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,346
No it's a blues accent.

341
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,048
It's more like.

342
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,919
* workin' for the man,

343
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,922
* picking shrimp all day,

344
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,390
* Ain't got no belt.

345
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,858
* where's your belt

346
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:55,528
Woo, singing.
* Ain't got no belt.

347
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,796
What are you singing?

348
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,797
Thinking 'bout the blues.

349
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,266
Yeah and life.

350
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,133
Struggle.

351
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,102
Like, does anything
matter,

352
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,403
If death's just the end?

353
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,271
Death is not the end.

354
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,906
I can tell you
that one for sure.

355
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,943
When my friend
Peg's fiancee got shot,

356
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,278
he haunted her apartment.

357
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,312
Oh he got shot?

358
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,713
Hunting accident.

359
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,582
Yeah Randy had this t-shirt

360
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,716
with a big eagle on it,

361
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,054
came through the bushes,
and Peg just.

362
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,289
There's an eagle season?

363
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,758
Duck. But you see wings,
you just react.

364
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,694
But let me tell
you something

365
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,030
Randy haunted
her plumbing

366
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,266
until she had to move
into a different unit.

367
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,738
* ain't got no belt

368
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,683
No you go high,
I'm gonna go low.

369
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:57,524
* ain't got no belt...

370
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,558
Not bad.

371
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,626
Pretty good man.

372
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,361
Thank you so much
for coming.

373
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:09,136
Mary, who is that?

374
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,937
She's from
the Phoenix office.

375
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,473
Oh someone did come.
Well that's nice.

376
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,975
Well, he certainly does seem
to have been well loved.

377
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,681
Yes, he was a good man.

378
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,715
You married?

379
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,784
Ah looking.

380
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,786
Well, you should do
what I did.

381
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,222
Find yourself
a crockpot.

382
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,728
Hey, mind if I ask
you a question?

383
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,665
Your parents, is that like
a one of each, kind of thing?

384
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,766
Yeah.

385
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,834
Great, you might know this.

386
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,271
Jungle Fever,
Is it only when a Caucasian

387
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,473
lusts after a black person?

388
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,746
All right, a plate
of shrimp and a squirt.

389
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,782
These have tails.
Yes.

390
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:57,950
No I thought--

391
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,587
Ahh-- Don't try
to understand.

392
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,855
Clean it up, and think
about what you feeling,

393
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,258
when you crawling
around down there.

394
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,459
All right.

395
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,730
I think I gettin' it.

396
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,800
Everything okay?

397
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,003
Yes, thank you,
that really helped.

398
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,571
Can I drink this?

399
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,140
Yeah.

400
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,542
So my dad must
have been very popular

401
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,776
at the Phoenix office.

402
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,245
Oh. Yes, he.

403
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,813
What department
were you in?

404
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,716
Um...the Phoenix office.

405
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,118
Sales, did you say sales?

406
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,052
Sales, that's
what I said.

407
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,189
Sales is in LA.

408
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,424
Is this is your son?

409
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,492
Oh, yes. Walter.

410
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,727
Walter?

411
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,662
That's my Dad's
middle name?

412
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,663
It's a popular name.

413
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,232
Oh, my fucking god.

414
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,699
My Dad?
And you?

415
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,001
And a fuckin' kid?

416
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,205
I just wanted
to say goodbye.

417
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,340
I shouldn't have come.

418
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,874
Get her out of here,
now.

419
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,143
Um, I don't really do that.

420
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,911
I'm trying to throw
a perfect reception

421
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,447
for my mother's
perfect husband,

422
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,015
and there's no way
on today of all days

423
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,717
My mother's gonna
find out--

424
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,818
Hello.

425
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,086
I'm Diane.

426
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,122
I heard you're
from the Phoenix office?

427
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,224
Vanna DeMilo.

428
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,625
She's in sales.

429
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,427
I am so glad you came.

430
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,028
He spent so much time there,

431
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,564
I'd love to talk about it.

432
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,332
Come, come.

433
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,576
What the hell is
wrong with you people?

434
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,877
White people?

435
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,946
Hey I'm from
Sunrise Shelters?

436
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,348
Hey Ron.

437
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,052
Can you show this guy
the extra food in back, please?

438
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,921
I mean men!
Why can't you keep

439
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,056
your goddamn brains
in your pants.

440
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,392
Give me a scotch.

441
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,561
Look, It doesn't matter,
you know, they'll talk.

442
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,897
she'll leave, and your mom will
never know the difference, okay.

443
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,565
You better hope not.

444
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:53,900
My theory, you know
that white girl,

445
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,702
with the half-black kid?
Walter.

446
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,806
Oh, I met that woman,
she is from the Phoenix office.

447
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,408
Three whites
and a red please.

448
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,976
Dead guy, his middle
name is Walter?

449
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,778
Ten bucks says
that's his mistress.

450
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:06,946
Uh, Roman, have you met Mary?

451
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,615
Daughter of the deceased?

452
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,317
Hey, you should tell your
mom all this stuff.

453
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,984
No, no Roman, not now.

454
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,222
What's more important, truth, or
protecting someone's feelings?

455
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,857
"The truth shall set you free."
Martin Luther King.

456
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,859
No, actually, that's Jesus.

457
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,960
Also black.

458
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,729
Shut it, white boy.

459
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,599
It's obvious who has
the racial issues.

460
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,869
Roman, remember time that
you made me that script

461
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,070
about the
intelligent fungus?

462
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,639
Which one?

463
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,040
There's more than one?

464
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,343
The one, there was
meteor that came down,

465
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,945
and the people they breath
in this fungus.

466
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,613
"Overlords of Gron?"

467
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:44,884
That was probably the worst
piece of writing

468
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,119
I've ever read
in my entire life.

469
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,289
But I lied and I told
you that I liked it,

470
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,490
So I wouldn't
hurt your feelings.

471
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,691
It's obvious you're
just saying this

472
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,892
to refute my point.

473
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,428
No, I would call Henry
and I would read him lines

474
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,898
over the phone and we
would just-- oh we would laugh.

475
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,368
"We are all descendants of Gron"

476
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:05,672
"You will be mere cells
in the super-brain."

477
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,607
This does not change
how I feel,

478
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,542
It doesn't.
I'm glad you told me.

479
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,210
Try to be
constructive next time.

480
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,546
Okay. Never show
that to anybody involved

481
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,583
in the film industry,
ever.

482
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,784
There you go.

483
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,993
So through there.

484
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,128
Makes you think, doesn't it.

485
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,530
This is it.

486
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,902
End of the line.

487
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,872
Oh.

488
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,909
Oh-- oh.

489
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,878
OOO.

490
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,614
Hey you want one, man?

491
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,815
Sure.

492
00:20:56,623 --> 00:21:00,660
Makes you think
doesn't it buddy?

493
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,398
We're dead a hell of a lot
longer than we're alive.

494
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,266
In a box,
Excuse me--

495
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,635
six feet under.

496
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,639
That's life.

497
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,009
Non-existence,
For eternity.

498
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:27,954
Oh wow, all right,
that's freaky.

499
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,790
Hey buddy ,
the latch is ah--

500
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,258
There's no latch in here.

501
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,060
can you open it
up for me outside?

502
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,998
Hey. Hey!

503
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:39,999
Oh come on.

504
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,004
No, no, no, no!

505
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,839
No, no, no, no!

506
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,508
There's just so much
archeological evidence

507
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:49,476
that supports
the fact that Jesus

508
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:50,477
was African American.

509
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,811
And the pyramids?

510
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,813
Nubian pharaohs?

511
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,348
I mean homeboy was dark.

512
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:59,251
Who's the white chick
with the kid?

513
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,820
She's from Phoenix.

514
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,289
James did spend a lot
of time in Phoenix.

515
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,957
Uh-mm.
Um-hm.

516
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,292
Haystack head.

517
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,961
You missed a spot.

518
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,097
Kyle, what the hell
are you doing down there?

519
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,565
I'm learning
about the blues,

520
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,235
something you
wouldn't understand, man.

521
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,039
Sorry, I just can't
take any more.

522
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,408
Stand up, kid,

523
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,545
he's a goddamn dentist.

524
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:29,048
I got him the how-to-play
guitar videos when he retired!

525
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:47,434
This is his NAACP
community image award.

526
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,868
Oh he was so proud of that.

527
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:52,439
Wow. That's a side of him we
never saw in Phoenix.

528
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,341
Ed, my ex, he was
also very proud

529
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,409
of his race.

530
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:57,477
He had an award.

531
00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:01,548
Oh he sounds like
a very good man.

532
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,315
And what about
your boy's daddy?

533
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,517
Actually,
Vanna was just--

534
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,253
Passed away, actually.

535
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,755
Oh, I'm so sorry.

536
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,024
No, it feels good
to talk about it.

537
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,359
He was a good man.

538
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:17,464
A lot like your husband,
but more of a free spirit.

539
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,632
With us, it
was just, fireworks

540
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,233
Excuse me would anyone
like anything,

541
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,935
or maybe-- maybe
are we done here?

542
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,336
I'd like a club soda.

543
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,438
Actually Vanna was just--

544
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:26,973
Whiskey and sprite.

545
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,007
White wine.

546
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,443
For me I would think,
who needs all that drama

547
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,512
and excitement?
But you need some excitement.

548
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,080
What'd be perfect is
to have two guys.

549
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,750
One boring,
and one crazy.

550
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,185
Mrs. Ellison?

551
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,386
Morris Haines.

552
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,021
Head of the Phoenix branch.

553
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,222
I'm so sorry
for your loss.

554
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:44,891
Oh, thank you for coming.

555
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:47,359
Well, if he could
visit us twice a year,

556
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,496
it was only right I--
Twice a year?

557
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,632
He was in Phoenix
practically every month.

558
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,101
You know Vanna DeMilo.

559
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,469
From sales department.

560
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:03,943
I'm sorry...I shouldn't
have come.

561
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,813
Oh, mama,
I'm sorry.

562
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,852
Oh, it's you?

563
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,322
I always just assumed
it'd be some Asian lady.

564
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,757
Mom?

565
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:18,625
Asian lady?

566
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:21,561
He was very into Asian ladies.

567
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,563
Honey, I knew
he had someone.

568
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:26,232
Your father was a good father,
a good husband

569
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:28,434
and did well
at Dunn and Bradshaw,

570
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,971
but if we had not had
an open relationship,

571
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,541
we'd have been bored
to death years ago.

572
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,943
Well, it's so nice
to meet you.

573
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:39,145
Thank you very much
for coming.

574
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,781
Excuse me,
Mr. Haines,

575
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,417
did my husband ever tell you he
was cited by the city council?

576
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,854
Oh the City Council?

577
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,758
Excuse me.

578
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,594
Is this
the James Ellison funeral?

579
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,885
Sir, Sir,

580
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,622
Sir, Hey, I just
wanna say thank you.

581
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,056
You know, I know you
were pulling my leg,

582
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,458
but I still feel
like I learned something.

583
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,194
It was nothing to learn,
son.

584
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,096
But, I still think I learned
something from it.

585
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,330
It was a joke.

586
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,232
Which is what I think
I learned from.

587
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,601
It was a joke.

588
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:38,605
I totally get it.

589
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,776
Oh hey, I found it,

590
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,011
it wasn't easy it was
in his mouth.

591
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,178
Oh god, oh.

592
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,446
Who's mouth?
The dead guy.

593
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,514
The dead guy's mouth?

594
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,249
So funny, I can't even
say dead guy

595
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:51,350
without you guys
freakin' out.

596
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,753
Oh my god!

597
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,461
Henry!
Ron.

598
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,965
Are you real?
Am I alive?

599
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,667
Yes, on both counts.

600
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,603
Oh, my god, Henry.

601
00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,338
I saw everything.

602
00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:21,513
I need to change
my entire life.

603
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,915
Don't open the bottom half,

604
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,283
I have an erection
for some reason.

605
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,644
TREE.

605
00:27:26,305 --> 00:28:26,292
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