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--and this recession's
been great.

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When people want less,
they turn to us!

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What's bad for America
is good for Party Down.

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So on behalf of myself,
Bolus Lugoshze,

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and the main office,

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I say, free food and booze!

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Yay.

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And this year,
we're catered!

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Welcome to he fifth annual

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Party Down Company Picnic!

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Yeah!

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Shit.

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So, I've thought about
what happened last night--

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and I was thinking that,

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that we have two options--
Yeah?

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The first option
being that we just

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write it off as
a drunken indiscretion

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and we decide that we're never
ever going to do it again.

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Right.
Done.

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And the second option is--
What?

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I break up with Uda?

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Only if that's
what you want.

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I mean, we can also just fool
around every once in a while.

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Yeah, see, there
are two options--

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Two options.

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Yeah, I mean--

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Y'know, next time
I see Uda,

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I could talk to her.

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And say what?

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I don't know.

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Shit.

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Ron, are you wearing
a fucking tie?

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To a company picnic?

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I'm not here for fun, I'm here
to seize an opportunity.

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Roman, the key to success
is being ready to act

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when an opportunity arises.

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Fact. Alan Duk was just

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sentenced to four months
for welfare fraud,

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transferred ownership
of Party Down

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to Bolus Lugozsh,
operations manager.

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Fact, with Bolus
in the top slot,

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operations manager
is wide open.

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Fact, I'll be the only one
here who spent

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all last week camped out at
Kinkos preparing an in depth,

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professional grade
presentation for said job.

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Ergo, fact, I am
perfectly positioned to--

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You wearing a tie?

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Hello, Mr. Lugozshe.
Hey, Sport.

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You shouldn've been circulating
those two minutes ago--

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These people are cretins.

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This is the worst
function we ever worked!

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Worse than Fred Durst's
birthday? Suck it up, Bracken,

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we're professionals.

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Kale, what is it about
"more weiners"

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That you do not understand?

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Uda!

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Hey, saw the van,

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I thought I'd say hi.

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Sato, a Heineken,
then outside.

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Thanks.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Sorry I didn't tell you we were
working this function,

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but I realized I've never
surprised you, so--

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You look surprised,
I did it.

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How was the theater thing?

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Oh, whatever--

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Tell me what happened.

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Nothing happened,
what do you--?

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Dog shit or human shit?

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Use a stick, burn the garment,
bleach everything.

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Henry, we need to talk.

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Talk? What do you--?

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About us.

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Between work
and Bryce's school,

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and our schedules, I feel
we're growing distant--

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Yeah okay, 'cause,
you know, actually,

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I wanted to talk to--
Just listen.

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I don't want us
to be like that.

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And Bolus Lugozshe
was just in here

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with an interesting proposition
that might concern us both.

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Okay

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Excuse me, there's a hair
on my miniburger.

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Right here.

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Just a little advice from
a fellow caterer,

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usually when we handle the food,
we don't use our vaginas.

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That's good!

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"Fellow caterer?"
That's funny.

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That is rich.
Why is that funny?

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You think because
you're better looking,
you're a better caterer?

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Looks have nothing
to do with it.

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Good thing for you,
'cause you're not
better looking than me.

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I'm better looking
than him, and her.

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And everyone else here.

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And we're better caterers.

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That guy is not
better looking than me.

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No, no, of course
not, darling.

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You're much
better looking.

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You too, Roman.

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Look, Escapade, want to
try some nice watermelon?

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You can't tell me
what to do anymore!

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God.

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The non-stop
hormonal shitstorm.

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Glad I'm not a girl.

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She fired me.

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As her manager.

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A great picnic,
Mr. Lugozshe.

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Perfectly planned,
well executed--

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Don't stop eating,
I'll just need

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a "hotdog's worth"
of your time.

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Mr. Lugoszhe, since
returning to Party Down

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after running my own business,
I've worked hard.

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Worked smart,
worked hard and--

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Worked hard, dammit.

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My point being, I think
once you see my materials,

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that I made up, you'll--

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Shit.

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that hard and smart are
exactly what you need

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in an operations manager--

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If this is about
the job, Don,

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there's nothing
to talk about.

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Ron. But I think if you
look at the materials, sir--

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Fuck.

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--auditions and stuff, I mean
that's just part of it,

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Just as important
is networking.

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Where you go out,
who you see, who sees you.

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See, my mom doesn't know
any of this stuff.

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Yeah, okay. This is key.

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Sky Bar Mondays,

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Cherry Tuesdays,

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Wednesday nights
is Bar Marmont.

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How old are you?

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Fourteen.

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Okay, do not
tell them that.

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Oh, and do you shave
your arms?

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Three hits, one homer.

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Who knew I was fucking
awesome at kickball?

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Awesome. For a girl.

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Stick around,
see how a man does it.

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Jesus,
who is that asshole?

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Garlan Greenbush.

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Company picnic all-around
champ three years running.

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Guy's a winning machine.

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What's "all around?"

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You know, whoever
gets the most points

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at all the picnic games.

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Stupid.

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Is there a trophy?

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Come on, Trace, you're up!

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You a religious man?
No.

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Yeah, me, too,
but sometimes I wonder.

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Why do some people
succeed and others,

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who work hard and
work smart, just don't?

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I mean, is there
an order to things,

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Or is, is the Universe--

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unfair?

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I don't know.

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Oh, why, why, why?

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Why, why,
why why why why?

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Oh my God, I'm so sorry,
I'm totally uncoordinated,

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I am so sorry,
please don't sue my dad.

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Your dad?
Why would I sue your dad?

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Well, 'cause he
owns the company.

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Bolus Lugozshe is your dad?

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Yes. Are you okay?

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No, it really hurts--

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Oh my god, can you speak?

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Yes, I'm speaking right now.

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You are.

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So, load the trays,
spiral pattern,

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overhand carry once
around the barrel,

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around the bench
and back.

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Set tray, open beers,

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pour standard
two thirds,

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points deducted
for excess head.

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And of course, any spills,
instant disqualification--

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Yeah, dude, we got it.
Just prepare to lose, 'kay?

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Hey, you guys seen
Casey anywhere?
No.

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What are you doing?
Catering race.

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These guys are talking shit,
we're gonna teach 'em a lesson.

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Yeah we are.
Oh, so on your day off,

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you turn your shitty job
into a contest?

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Do you guys want
to put money on this?

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Fuck yeah,
let's make it interesting.

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What've you got, Kyle?

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Four bucks.
Four bucks?

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What do you have, Henry?
Nope.

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Okay, so, nine
bucks on it.

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Now it's interesting.

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Gentlemen,
take your trays.

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Fuck yeah!
Come on, Kyle!

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These guys suck!

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No we don't.

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Waiters set? Go.

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Let's go Kyle.
Go, go, go!

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Come on, Sado.

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Come on Kyle,
go Kyle!

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Come on!
Kyle, come on!

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The lead,
keep the lead!

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Come on, Kyle.

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That's a forfeit, man.

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Oh, man.

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Not only are you guys ugly,
you're dumb!

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Oh, we're dumb?
You owe us nine bucks, bitch.

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Yeah, bitch.

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You guys suck.
At everything.

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Fucking hate them.

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This is it, dog,
this is it, bro!

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Come on, you think
you got what it takes?

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You don't! HORSE,
motherfucker!

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Oh, you got
second place.

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That's not bad.

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For a girl.

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You telling me you threw
a perfect game of HORSE?

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Yeah, and guess what else?

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I'm gonna win the all around.

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Oh.
That's right.

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Garlan Greenbush.

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What the fuck kind
of name is that, anyway?

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Seriously, are you, like,

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an unemployed
wizard or something?

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A wizard of this.

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You're a wizard of making
women uncomfortable.

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No, I'm a lead guitarist.
Oh.

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Yeah, yeah, see,
and that's an actual move.

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And that's your band?

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Pilvdryzt?

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Pile. Driverz.

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Like what's gonna
happen to you.

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You step into
the ring with me,

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and you are entering--

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A world of shit.

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I'm sure that applies to doing
just about anything with you.

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See you at the
three legged race, Garlan.

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I was a crew member,
and team leader.

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You know, I know the company,
I ran my own Soup'R Crackers.

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Really?
I loved Soup'R Crackers!

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Really?
I was shocked when
they went bankrupt.

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I mean, when I think
bad economy,

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I think Soup Kitchens,
breadlines--

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All you can eat salad,
I know!

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Did it bleed?

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This's my only
good shirt,

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I don't have a backup.

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No, but there's a bump.

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00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,770
Oh, no.
That's always been there,

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they don't know
what it is.

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I was going to present
this to your dad,

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but now with my spine
the way it is,

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I just, I don't feel 100%.

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I can totally
show this to him.

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Yeah?
Yes!

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That would be great,
that would be great.

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Oh wait, but he already
offered the job

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to the woman from
Valhalla catering--

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Uda Bengt?
Shit.

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Crap, well, why did
I even bother--

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Wait, no, I mean,
if you really want to,

259
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,261
I've got another idea!

260
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,833
Hey. Can I interest you

261
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,669
in a three-legged race?

262
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,337
So, I talked to her.

263
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,438
Yeah?

264
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,840
And she offered me a job--

265
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,474
What do you mean
she offered you a job?

266
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,877
To work for her
at the main office.

267
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,680
Better pay,
regular hours, 401K.

268
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,981
The whole thing.

269
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,850
She said she wants
to make "us" work.

270
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,184
Yeesh.

271
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,821
I mean, I went in there ready
to break it off with her,

272
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,423
but then she just starts
saying all this crazy shit.

273
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,958
Do you want that stuff?

274
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,927
I don't know, I don't even
know if that's the question.

275
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,662
Y'know, I mean, I want
a million dollars

276
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,597
and a giant house,

277
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,467
but when is it dumb
to give up something

278
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,871
stable, and okay
to role the dice?

279
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,708
And I'm the dice--?

280
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,344
I don't know, I mean--

281
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,281
She gave me this.

282
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,349
What's this?

283
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,751
Her kid did
it for me.

284
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,018
What's this
supposed to be?

285
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,954
It's me. I didn't even
think he liked me,

286
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,523
but he drew me--
He drew you with a giant boner.

287
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,725
No, he didn't,
that's an arm--

288
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,660
Attached to your crotch?

289
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,797
He's not Rembrandt,
he's five--

290
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,101
Oh yeah. That is a boner.

291
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,636
Well, what you have to
understand is that

292
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,573
Hollywood is a raw
Darwinian struggle

293
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,209
pitting assholes
against other assholes.

294
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,511
If you want to get anything
done, you're gonna have to be

295
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,246
the biggest asshole
you can be.

296
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,348
Whis is why I struggle,

297
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,350
I'm just, I'm too nice--

298
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,487
Hurry up, you stupid queer!

299
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,189
You know?

300
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,924
Secret of success--

301
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,594
When opportunity arises,
be the bigger asshole.

302
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,730
The bigger asshole.

303
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,899
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

304
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,233
We got--
Oh, we got this!

305
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,202
We got it, we got it!

306
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,877
Oh my goodness!

307
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,745
You dickless weenis!

308
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,015
No, put an asterix
next to it, okay?

309
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,417
Because my real partner
pulled a hammy, so--

310
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,419
Is this an excuse contest?

311
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,787
Is it? 'Cause you're good.

312
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,089
See you, Garlan.

313
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,424
Do over!

314
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,127
Do over, you stupid fuck!

315
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,062
This is insane!

316
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,264
Company code of conduct
provision number five states

317
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,634
"Employees must conduct
themselves in a civil manner.
Foul language, drug use,

318
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,770
and lewd behavior are
grounds for dismissal."

319
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,539
Biggest my dad ever
freaked out was when

320
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,541
he found pot in my room.

321
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,376
You smoke pot?
No.

322
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,644
I quit.

323
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,312
I mean, I'm trying, to quit.

324
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:04,084
I am stoned right now,
but just a tiny bit.

325
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,685
Okay.

326
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,387
I'm gonna sneak in,
put this in Uda's bag--

327
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,222
Right, then if somebody
comes, I call you,

328
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,291
I got the number on my cell
phone, got it in my head.

329
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,492
Okay.

330
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,963
Wait, hold on!

331
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,931
Why are you doing this?

332
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,566
I mean, it was just
a horse shoe to the back--

333
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,935
No, it wasn't.

334
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:26,306
You worked really hard
on that proposal, Ron.

335
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,109
I mean, there's gotta be
some order to the Universe,

336
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,310
right?

337
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,313
Here we go.
Maybe.

338
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,616
Maybe there is an order
to the Universe.

339
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,351
Ron. Why're you standing there?

340
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,621
I'm not, I'm just enjoying

341
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,957
the party, Uda.
Do it elsewhere.

342
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,025
This is a service lane--

343
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,127
I can hang out wherever--

344
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,761
Uda!

345
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,298
I did want to talk
to you about something--

346
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,836
I hear you're up for
operation manager.

347
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,038
What about it?

348
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,306
Just, surprised,
you know,

349
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,740
I always thought Party Down
was beneath you?

350
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,909
Who told you?

351
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,543
No one.
Was it Henry?

352
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,178
No.

353
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,479
Yes.

354
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,814
Well, did he have a reaction?

355
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,382
You know Henry,
it's hard to tell--

356
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,584
You know him very well,
Ron, was he pleased?

357
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,120
Or was he uncomfortable?

358
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,521
Uncomfortable? Why would
he be uncomfortable?

359
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,989
He didn't do anything--
Tell me what happened.

360
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,457
Nothing happened!
It was a theater party,

361
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,526
and I for one would know
what would happen--

362
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,395
Test the fabric, then
spread it on the vomit.

363
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,431
What does that mean, Ron?

364
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,799
Nothing. Nothing. Henry
didn't do anything, okay?

365
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,069
He didn't even tell
me about the job.

366
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,203
So--

367
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,371
Hey, hold on!

368
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,772
Stop it, hey, Daniel!

369
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,844
Stop, somebody's coming!

370
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,681
Those are available
at the party.

371
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,383
Okay, I'm higher
than I thought.

372
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,989
Another thing.
Your shirt.

373
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,757
What is that, like,
Target or something?

374
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,692
See, your look is key.

375
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,327
What do you think
about this shirt?

376
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,030
It's cool.
Like, casual, but cool.

377
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,798
Yeah, see, that's
my image right there.

378
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,367
300 bucks.

379
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,935
These jeans, a grand.

380
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,004
Really?
They're so cool.

381
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,173
My manager's gay,
and he thinks I'm gay,

382
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,708
so he gives me a ton
of gifts, lots of stuff.

383
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,710
So your mom needs
to be like totally

384
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,979
spending way more
on your clothes.

385
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,813
Hey, everybody,
how's it going?

386
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,115
At the picnic.

387
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,250
Mom, I'm talking
to Kyle, here.

388
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,485
Keep going.

389
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,719
Is that a beer--?

390
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,954
You're not my
manager anymore,

391
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189
so, if you speak
to me again,

392
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,091
I'm gonna hitch-hike home
with a maniac.

393
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,493
C'mon, Kyle.
Copy that.

394
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,396
Okay, well.

395
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,231
It only gets worse.

396
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,634
My daughter
just quit on me.

397
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,369
On her own mother?

398
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,637
What did she do?

399
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,406
Singing shoe.

400
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,707
What is that?

401
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,042
Discount Shoe Center.

402
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,144
We run local ads,

403
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,079
she was our singing shoe.

404
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,149
Huh?

405
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,456
Five, four,

406
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,592
Three, two, one!

407
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,960
And, stop!

408
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,929
No. I win! I win!

409
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,665
And the winner of
the hot dog eating contest is

410
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,100
Garlan Greenbush!
Yes!

411
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,670
And the overall
winner on points

412
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,640
is Casey Klein!

413
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,942
Yeah, yeah!

414
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,662
Hear you may join us
at the main office?

415
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,430
Capital of North Dakota.

416
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,998
What?
Bismark.

417
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,233
Bone up on your trivia.

418
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,601
We're a crazy bunch
over there.

419
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,702
Ah, trivia.

420
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,071
What's green and falls up?

421
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,506
That's not trivia.

422
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,907
Hey.
Hey.

423
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,642
Hi.
Hi.

424
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,543
Sorry.
Sorry.

425
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,712
Look at it, it looks
just like gold.

426
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,880
How's it feel to be a winner?

427
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,548
So good, like really good.

428
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,883
Okay, break it up, guys.

429
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,986
We've taken all we can take
from these Valhalla assholes.

430
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,688
Maybe they are
better caterers.

431
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,390
Maybe they are
better looking--

432
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,591
No, you know what, they're
not better looking--

433
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,126
No, they're not better
looking than you, Kyle,

434
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,894
or you, Roman.
Thank you.

435
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,429
But on aggragate,
they're better looking.

436
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,764
Okay, we need to teach
these guys a lesson.

437
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,600
Just because you're
better looking

438
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,803
and more talented, does not
mean you're better.

439
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,138
How do we
teach them a lesson?

440
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,739
By kicking their ass
at Kickball.

441
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,907
Oh my God!

442
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:21,941
Yeah!
Who's in?

443
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,076
I'm in.
I'm in.

444
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,577
Fuck 'em in the ass!

445
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,079
One, two, three!

446
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,415
Fuck 'em in the ass!

447
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,117
Kyle.

448
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,120
I was thinking,
since it's American,

449
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:38,891
and a ball game, Escapade
should sing the national anthem.

450
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,293
Hey sloth,
hurry up, let's go.

451
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,329
Yeah, uh--
Yeah, that sounds--

452
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,098
Kyle, she won't talk to me,
I need you to get her to sing!

453
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,199
Lydia, we're going
to play a game--

454
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,637
Cut your--
The fuck?

455
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,139
Are you insane?

456
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,073
This is a $300 shirt!

457
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,742
And this was $1.29 at Target.

458
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,944
And it'll cost me a quarter
to call your manager

459
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,179
and tell him you're not gay.

460
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,782
So you get her to sing,
shit morsel.

461
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,920
* And the rockets
red glare, *

462
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:13,193
* the bombs bursting
in air, *

463
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,229
* gave proof
through the night *

464
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,897
Look at this little thing,
she's a trible threat,

465
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,467
She sings, dances, acts--

466
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,202
she's beautiful.

467
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,137
She'd be adorable as a shoe.

468
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,773
Woo!
* And the home

469
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,110
* of the brave

470
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,252
Finally, can we go kill
these bastards, already?

471
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,520
Let's do it.
Yeah!

472
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,554
Ready?
Yes.

473
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,522
Hey, so, uh,

474
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,391
They're roping
you into this too?

475
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,194
It's my team. And I was
all state soccer in highschool.

476
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,163
You have ketchup
on your collar.

477
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,306
Check this out!

478
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,973
I'm gonna kill 'em!

479
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,014
Run, run you dolt!

480
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,482
Look, I'm on a base!
You're out.

481
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,518
I did it, what?
It's like baseball.

482
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,852
But I'm on the base.
Same rules.

483
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,287
What're you
talking about?
Well, I was at the base

484
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356
with the ball when
you got here, you're out!

485
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,090
It's all right,
it's all right.

486
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,459
Get off the field.

487
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,393
Okay.

488
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,794
That's all right,
that's all right.

489
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,730
Tie game, motherfucker.

490
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,064
Dude, you're not pitching--

491
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,399
Yeah.
No.

492
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,301
Fuck off,
I got the wicked spin.

493
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,203
See, I think this is
where'd I'd just stop.

494
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,839
I like "tied,"
it's a good feeling--

495
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,208
No, no, no, now that I'm
a winner, I can't stop winning,

496
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,709
That's all I wanna do,
I'm addicted to winning!

497
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,411
Look at me, come on!

498
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,547
Around the horn.
Around the horn.

499
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,218
All right, let's go team,
all right Party Down.

500
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,053
Three up, three down!

501
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:47,987
Do this.
Don't fuck it up!

502
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,188
Fuck off.

503
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,790
Let's go, buddy, now!

504
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,999
I got it, got it!

505
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,134
Throw it home, home!

506
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,671
What are you--
throw the ball!

507
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,838
Okay--

508
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,847
Did we get 'em?
Are we celebrating,
or are they celebrating?

509
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,982
They are celebrating.

510
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,017
Come on, get in there!

511
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,386
You know what to do.

512
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,120
We got this,
we got this you guys,

513
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,555
we got this,
three up three down!

514
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,723
Let's crush 'em!

515
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,791
We got this one!

516
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,159
Let's do it!

517
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,696
She's got nothing, man!

518
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,930
Hey.

519
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,366
Hey.

520
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,338
Ron! Ron!

521
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,639
I snuck back in and got it!

522
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,708
I put the stuff in,
we just have to show my dad--

523
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,909
Thank you.

524
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,778
Maybe that horseshoe
that hit me in the spine

525
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,480
was guided by God himself.

526
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,619
Ron!

527
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,187
Oh, shit!

528
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,389
Ron, Ron, are you okay?

529
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,257
Somebody help him!

530
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,994
All right guys, so,
we're calling the game
on account of injury.

531
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,229
It's a tie.

532
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,364
It's not a tie,
we're winning.

533
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,898
We're going
by the rulebook here.

534
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,199
You can forfeit,
if you want.

535
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,169
Not like you losers
aren't used to losing.

536
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,638
Let us find a replacement.

537
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,440
Yeah, let us
replace our guy.

538
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,108
We'll finish the game,
and may the best team win.

539
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:20,313
Sure. It won't make
a difference.

540
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,014
Hey, what're you doing?

541
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,950
A ringer!
We're gonna win this.

542
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,318
We're gonna be winners!

543
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,988
Hey, Greenbush.

544
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,858
Greenbush!

545
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,293
It's fuckin' Skynard.

546
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,062
Always puts me in a
weird space, you know?

547
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,297
Listen--

548
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,999
I know you lost the trophy
after three years.

549
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,401
I know that's
hard for you.

550
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,636
You don't have to apologize
for you're feelings.

551
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,204
Not to me.

552
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,339
What, you just come
here to gloat?

553
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,574
No, I didn't.

554
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,577
I came her to ask
for your help.

555
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,513
Fat chance, you fucking
cheating douche whore bitch.

556
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,414
Slut.

557
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,148
Listen to me, I will
surrender the trophy

558
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,451
to you, if you just
get off your ass

559
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,354
get on the field,
do your thing,

560
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,290
and be a goddamn hero.

561
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,658
What do you say?

562
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,263
Definitely get
the trophy back?

563
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,233
It'll be like
you never lost it.

564
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,370
Get it done,
come on Garlan!

565
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,842
Come on, Garlan!

566
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,876
Bases loaded.

567
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,549
Shit.

568
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,684
Go, go, go, go, go!

569
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,135
What happened?

570
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:53,305
The hell was that?

571
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,174
That wasn't necessary!

572
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,576
Goddammit!

573
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,278
Hey!

574
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,448
I got you some ice.
Are you okay?

575
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,849
I think so. Thanks.

576
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,084
When you said that earlier,
about how you feel like

577
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,220
God threw the horseshoe,
did you really mean that?

578
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,490
Oh, Danielle,

579
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,691
I always thought that
there was no one

580
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,925
like me in the world,
you know?

581
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,727
And then you come along
and you're proactive,

582
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,696
and you think
outside the box.

583
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,566
You were just as shocked about
Soup'R'Crackers as I was,

584
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,368
and then, you throw a
horseshoe in my back, I mean,

585
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,504
that can't be
random chance, can it?

586
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,179
RON: Ow! Ow! Ow!

587
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,614
Stop, stop, stop!

588
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,248
No, don't, don't
stop, don't stop.

589
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,351
Oh, oh, stop stop,
no, no, no, no.

590
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,521
Don't stop, don't stop!

591
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,391
Son of a bitch.

592
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,426
There's no order
to the Universe.

593
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,328
I can't believe
I gave up my trophy

594
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,930
just so I could be
a loser again.

595
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,298
Awesome game, guys.

596
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,933
Go fuck yourself.

597
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,369
Oh my God,
I'm gonna be on TV!

598
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,271
My little singing shoe!
This is so great!

599
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,207
Okay, now let's
talk about my deal.

600
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,543
I would like a two year
exclusive as your manager,

601
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,845
full wardrobe approval,
and of course pay wise,

602
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,948
we'll just do the
traditional 50/50 split.

603
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,926
Hey, where're you going?

604
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,561
To roll the dice.

605
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,534
This is from
Uda Bengt's bag?

606
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:31,203
Yes. Joints.
Marijuana joints.

607
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,639
Uda Bengt's a pothead?

608
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:33,973
I'm really surprised.

609
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,875
I know, I know,
you'd think that she'd be

610
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,244
someone who follows
ethical guidelines,

611
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,379
especially number five,

612
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,416
which states, uh--

613
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,820
She just turned
the job down.

614
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,123
Are you trying
to bribe me, Ron?

615
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,796
Yes, you are!

616
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:57,997
Hey.

617
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,634
So, I was thinking
we should talk.

618
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,102
Yes, me too actually, --

619
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,104
Just listen.

620
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,007
I'm not taking the job.

621
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,842
It's not right for me,
it's not right for you,

622
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,477
and I don't think
this is what you want.

623
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,545
This, meaning,
the job--?

624
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,846
Yes.
Okay.

625
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,982
You're not a good
team leader.

626
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,550
You don't want it.

627
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,151
But that's no what I wanted
to talk to you about.

628
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,154
You can't be good at something
you're not interested in.

629
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,056
I'm sorry, are we still
talking about work?

630
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,992
Now I'm talking about us.

631
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,193
I'm not blind.

632
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,495
And it's clear you have
a more natural relationship

633
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,163
with Casey
and the others

634
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,932
than you ever
did with me,

635
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,601
and I don't want to be
just a job for you--

636
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,603
Okay, stop just,
just for a sec.

637
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,270
Uda, look, I think--

638
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,874
I think we should break up.

639
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,943
Was that what you
were going to say?

640
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,244
Yeah.

641
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,779
Good, then we're
in agreement.

642
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,314
I hope we can
remain friends.

643
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,249
And, I'm sorry, Uda--

644
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,551
It's fine.
Don't worry about me.

645
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,520
You're not the only
man in the world,

646
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:56,723
even if Bryce did like you.

647
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,792
Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I don't think he did.

648
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,099
I don't think
that's an arm.

649
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,601
Nope, that's your dick.

650
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,656
Hey, Ron.

651
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:31,691
Yeah?

652
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,630
You have any interest
in leading the team?

653
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,565
What, team leader?
Really?

654
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,868
I don't think it's really
what I want to be doing.

655
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,569
With the raise and the
benefits and everything?

656
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,738
No. Just, title and
responsibilities.

657
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,242
Yes, yes!

658
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,212
Yes.
Good.

659
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,380
Danielle!

660
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,416
Danielle, can I
call you sometime?

661
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,651
I got your number
in my head.

662
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:02,254
Yes, absolutely,
that'd be great.

663
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,555
Oh my God, Ron, listen,

664
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,424
if a guy answers my phone,
just hang up,

665
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:06,558
that's my fiancee.

666
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:07,860
You're engaged.

667
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,062
I know,
it's kind of a drag.

668
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,962
Tree--

668
00:28:16,305 --> 00:29:16,319
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