1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,031 "Go through the forest, it's easier," he says. 3 00:01:08,949 --> 00:01:10,323 Well, damn. 4 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,156 It has magic. 5 00:01:16,615 --> 00:01:17,782 Well. 6 00:02:54,323 --> 00:02:55,782 God damn it. 7 00:03:03,866 --> 00:03:04,866 Fuck. 8 00:03:15,657 --> 00:03:16,657 No. 9 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,031 Wait. 10 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,449 - On the countertop. - Yes. 11 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:39,032 - What's up, dude? - How are you? 12 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:42,407 - Great, and you? - Fine. Come in. 13 00:03:44,741 --> 00:03:46,490 This is exactly the same. 14 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:48,115 Have you seen? 15 00:03:48,282 --> 00:03:49,282 Vero. 16 00:03:50,032 --> 00:03:51,532 - Hello. - Hello. 17 00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:54,115 The famous Pedro is here finally. 18 00:03:54,157 --> 00:03:55,282 How are you? 19 00:03:55,449 --> 00:03:57,032 - Fine, and you? - Fine. 20 00:03:57,073 --> 00:04:01,574 He went "Pedro this, Pedro that, my cousin is the best." 21 00:04:01,615 --> 00:04:02,949 Obviously. 22 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:04,949 I hope not to disappoint you. 23 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:06,989 Martu was disappointed... 24 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:09,532 when she found out she had no chances with you. 25 00:04:09,573 --> 00:04:10,573 Don't worry. 26 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:11,699 Well. 27 00:04:11,741 --> 00:04:12,740 Good trip? 28 00:04:12,741 --> 00:04:14,990 Yes, I slept the whole time. 29 00:04:15,115 --> 00:04:16,115 Fine. 30 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,032 I'll go get a pen. 31 00:04:18,699 --> 00:04:20,365 - Welcome. - Thanks. 32 00:04:20,574 --> 00:04:23,573 Has the uncle given you the keys to the room? 33 00:04:23,574 --> 00:04:26,282 Yes, they are in the bag, I'll give it to you later. 34 00:04:26,324 --> 00:04:28,324 Come, let's have a drink. 35 00:04:28,907 --> 00:04:30,449 - Coke or what? - Fine. 36 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:31,574 Yes? 37 00:04:32,782 --> 00:04:33,949 Table tennis. 38 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,782 - I'll defeat you. - We'll see. 39 00:04:51,365 --> 00:04:52,490 That's Maxi, 40 00:04:52,616 --> 00:04:54,866 Lucas's friend, I told you he was coming. 41 00:04:55,657 --> 00:04:57,240 He was in the club, remember? 42 00:04:57,616 --> 00:05:00,032 When you told me about some Maxi... 43 00:05:00,324 --> 00:05:03,157 I didn't know it was him, but we went to summer camp. 44 00:05:03,365 --> 00:05:04,948 I think he is my age. 45 00:05:05,073 --> 00:05:07,699 Yes, he is crazy, but he's good. 46 00:05:09,157 --> 00:05:10,240 Where's Lula? 47 00:05:10,741 --> 00:05:14,365 Upstairs, with a friend, Martu, do you know her? 48 00:05:14,699 --> 00:05:17,198 Your friend told me she has no chances with me. 49 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:18,616 Right. 50 00:05:19,657 --> 00:05:23,532 And Lucas is upstairs, lying in bed, maybe. 51 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,282 By the way, how do we sleep? 52 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,489 It's complicated... 53 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:31,115 so I am with Lula in my parents' room... 54 00:05:31,282 --> 00:05:32,948 the girls in Ana's room... 55 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:36,532 and you in the room we stayed in last time... 56 00:05:36,699 --> 00:05:38,948 with Lucas and with this... 57 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,282 Maxi. 58 00:05:43,198 --> 00:05:44,198 Really? 59 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:47,365 Shall we? 60 00:06:11,157 --> 00:06:12,699 Use that one, because... 61 00:06:12,866 --> 00:06:14,908 I need the lamp to read. 62 00:06:15,532 --> 00:06:16,866 - Sure? - Yes. 63 00:06:19,824 --> 00:06:21,324 This and this. 64 00:06:24,032 --> 00:06:25,990 I'll use a T-shirt with this one... 65 00:06:26,032 --> 00:06:28,032 or you'll be itchy all night. 66 00:06:28,073 --> 00:06:29,157 And this? 67 00:06:30,574 --> 00:06:32,282 Such an idiot, I didn't see it. 68 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:34,157 My backpack was covering it. 69 00:06:35,449 --> 00:06:37,866 I can't sleep without a pillow. 70 00:06:40,073 --> 00:06:41,073 Thanks. 71 00:06:41,449 --> 00:06:42,782 Are you staying... 72 00:06:42,907 --> 00:06:44,657 for the holidays or longer? 73 00:06:45,157 --> 00:06:46,699 Yes, that's the idea. 74 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,032 Fine. 75 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:53,616 I sleep with my short and shirt on... 76 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:54,948 so don't worry. 77 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,240 Right. 78 00:07:32,948 --> 00:07:35,824 THE ASTRONAUT LOVERS 79 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,115 Can I sit there? 80 00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:55,032 Of course. 81 00:08:05,032 --> 00:08:06,365 It's nice, isn't it? 82 00:08:07,491 --> 00:08:08,616 Yes, it's great. 83 00:08:14,657 --> 00:08:15,989 Do you remember me? 84 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,657 Yes, from our childhood. 85 00:08:18,157 --> 00:08:19,282 I do, too. 86 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:29,740 So you are gay now. 87 00:08:32,657 --> 00:08:33,657 Yes. 88 00:08:34,074 --> 00:08:35,074 What? 89 00:08:35,824 --> 00:08:37,407 Nothing, the question. 90 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,948 Sorry, I have no filter. 91 00:08:46,074 --> 00:08:47,324 You don't look gay, anyway. 92 00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:51,865 Maybe, I don't know. 93 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,491 Such a silly comment. 94 00:08:55,699 --> 00:08:57,491 That stuff about looking gay... 95 00:08:58,199 --> 00:08:59,199 I mean... 96 00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:03,031 If I were an astronaut you wouldn't ask that. 97 00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:05,074 I wouldn't ask that. 98 00:09:06,199 --> 00:09:07,616 ...because you look like one. 99 00:09:10,491 --> 00:09:11,491 It's that... 100 00:09:11,616 --> 00:09:13,074 my girlfriend, well... 101 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:14,865 I had a girlfriend... 102 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,948 and she always told me I looked gay. 103 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:19,616 I got really angry. 104 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,532 It infuriated me. 105 00:09:22,783 --> 00:09:24,157 Up, stand. 106 00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:26,699 - Stand? - Stand. 107 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,366 But... 108 00:09:28,657 --> 00:09:30,531 To make it stand up I have to touch it... 109 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:32,199 and if I do it in front of you... 110 00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:35,032 my girlfriend would be right. 111 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:36,491 Former girlfriend. 112 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:40,074 Stand up so I can see what your girl saw. 113 00:09:44,783 --> 00:09:47,032 If you smoke light that you look a little gay. 114 00:09:53,783 --> 00:09:55,074 Do you know the... 115 00:09:55,824 --> 00:09:58,491 the paradox of Pinocchio saying his nose will grow? 116 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,990 A paradox is something impossible. 117 00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:04,115 Right, for example, 118 00:10:04,407 --> 00:10:05,574 what happens if... 119 00:10:06,032 --> 00:10:08,699 an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? 120 00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:10,824 Right. 121 00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:12,824 Pinocchio's paradox... 122 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:15,865 is with his nose but I explain it with a dick. 123 00:10:18,032 --> 00:10:20,449 Listen, only if I lie... 124 00:10:21,282 --> 00:10:23,032 my dick grows, right? 125 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:23,949 Yes. 126 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:25,281 If I say... 127 00:10:25,282 --> 00:10:27,032 "the moon is a square." 128 00:10:27,074 --> 00:10:29,240 It will grow because the moon is... 129 00:10:29,783 --> 00:10:31,281 - Round. - Right. 130 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:34,574 So, according to that law I say... 131 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:36,574 "my dick will grow." 132 00:10:37,574 --> 00:10:38,282 Right. 133 00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:39,407 What'd happen? 134 00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:41,115 My dick will grow. 135 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:42,658 Let's see. 136 00:10:43,449 --> 00:10:44,990 If you lie, it grows. 137 00:10:46,407 --> 00:10:47,658 Let's say it's a lie. 138 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:48,907 It grows. 139 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,532 It wouldn't be a lie because it grew. 140 00:10:51,574 --> 00:10:52,449 Exactly. 141 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:54,115 That's the paradox. 142 00:10:55,616 --> 00:10:58,699 It's like an oxymoron, there's a contradiction. 143 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,616 I love that stuff. 144 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:05,658 My nose will grow. 145 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:10,741 Well... 146 00:11:12,616 --> 00:11:14,494 your girlfriend said you could be gay. 147 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:17,198 I haven't seen you in ten years... 148 00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:18,574 and you know I'm gay. 149 00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:22,282 And you make me think in your hard dick. 150 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,783 I don't know, but you look like a Martian. 151 00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:28,032 Maybe. 152 00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:30,032 I'm a bit of a Martian. 153 00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:33,949 How do you call these? 154 00:11:36,532 --> 00:11:37,532 Ladybird. 155 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,532 Appropriate. 156 00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:55,741 This dinosaur. 157 00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:57,823 Weird. 158 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,658 Let me see. 159 00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:16,574 Can I see? 160 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:18,324 Can I keep one? 161 00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:19,407 Yes, of course. 162 00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:21,449 - I have noticed them. - Pick one. 163 00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:29,658 Four years, from 10 to 14. 164 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,031 - Ok. - Yes. 165 00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:34,740 I thought you were born here and then went to Spain. 166 00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:37,990 No, I was born in Madrid, my mother is Spanish... 167 00:12:38,032 --> 00:12:39,699 and my father is Argentinean. 168 00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:41,907 He went there, met my mother, 169 00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:42,907 they had me, 170 00:12:42,949 --> 00:12:45,949 and we returned here when I was 10. 171 00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:49,907 And you didn't keep the B.A. accent? 172 00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:55,490 A little, but they harassed me at school so I changed it. 173 00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:57,491 Four years isn't enough. 174 00:12:57,824 --> 00:12:58,658 Did you go-? 175 00:12:58,699 --> 00:12:59,741 Your turn. 176 00:12:59,949 --> 00:13:00,949 - Mine? - Yes. 177 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:07,864 - Against? - The loser. 178 00:13:07,865 --> 00:13:08,865 Good luck. 179 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:26,781 We have to pick the movies. 180 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:27,782 - Not me. - Not me. 181 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:36,741 Maxi. 182 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:39,491 No, guys, don't. 183 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:42,074 You know him, he is a dick. 184 00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,407 He loves you, he wants to fuck you. 185 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,658 - Where's Pedro? - In the bathroom. 186 00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,449 Tell him to go. 187 00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:51,824 Tell him the guy is hot and he'll go. 188 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,574 I'll go, I lost. 189 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,157 Imagine Pedro there... 190 00:13:57,324 --> 00:14:00,408 Spanish, "Do you have Sex, Lies and Videotapes?" 191 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,906 The wanker talking. 192 00:14:02,907 --> 00:14:05,032 You go to shops with hot women. 193 00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:07,658 Just a coincidence. 194 00:14:07,824 --> 00:14:08,824 And you? 195 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,365 You ask the life guard about the flags. 196 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:13,366 Come on. 197 00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:16,366 She forgets the meaning every year. 198 00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:31,533 Two things. 199 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:32,990 Can you help me? 200 00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:36,032 Help you pee? 201 00:14:36,949 --> 00:14:39,282 No, if we can go to the video store. 202 00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:41,408 Video store? 203 00:14:41,782 --> 00:14:44,616 To the past? Nothing changed since I left. 204 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:47,491 No, in the center, there's a book shop... 205 00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:50,408 that rents movies, we have no wi-fi here. 206 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:53,407 The owner makes me uncomfortable, 207 00:14:53,408 --> 00:14:55,199 he is heavy... 208 00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,700 Why did you stop talking? 209 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,157 - Nothing. - Nothing. 210 00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,906 Just that, if I go with you, maybe- 211 00:15:13,907 --> 00:15:15,241 You are uncomfortable. 212 00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:16,907 Because he is a dick. 213 00:15:22,782 --> 00:15:24,574 Or because he wants to suck your dick? 214 00:15:25,782 --> 00:15:27,199 Yes, that. 215 00:15:27,408 --> 00:15:28,573 I couldn't say it. 216 00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:29,700 You couldn't? 217 00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:32,739 You have faggot, nancy, pancy, 218 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,116 fairy, a thousand words. 219 00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:39,658 Poofter, queen, and my favorite, crab. 220 00:15:39,991 --> 00:15:40,991 Crab? 221 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:42,324 It walks backwards. 222 00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:01,991 What did Juan say? 223 00:16:04,283 --> 00:16:06,282 He said "Duro de Matar"... 224 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:09,283 and the girls said "Big". 225 00:16:09,324 --> 00:16:10,408 Duro de Matar? 226 00:16:12,157 --> 00:16:14,199 With Bruce Willis, Nakatomi Plaza, 227 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,616 Severus from Harry Potter. 228 00:16:15,658 --> 00:16:16,824 Jungla de Cristal. 229 00:16:17,491 --> 00:16:18,949 Jungla de Cristal? 230 00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:21,283 You are worse than us with names. 231 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,491 I love this movie. 232 00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:26,740 What's your favorite? A classic one. 233 00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:30,283 Blade Runner. 234 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,324 Nice choice. 235 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,575 Mine is... 236 00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:35,366 True Romance. 237 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:36,491 True Romance? 238 00:16:37,324 --> 00:16:38,782 Amor a Quemarropa. 239 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:41,157 Screenplay by Tarantino, sister movies. 240 00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:43,157 Brothers. 241 00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:46,074 No, the directors are brothers, the movies are sisters. 242 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,157 What do you mean? 243 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,116 Watch them together. 244 00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:55,073 Like playing Alice and Dark Side of the Moon? 245 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,575 Not that much, 246 00:16:56,824 --> 00:16:58,699 play them and you'll see... 247 00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:00,199 I don't know... 248 00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:02,449 I can't explain, but they are sisters. 249 00:17:03,408 --> 00:17:05,006 Some things can't be explained. 250 00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:09,324 Like when you don't lie, it shouldn't go hard... 251 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,863 but it happens anyway. 252 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,864 Exactly. 253 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,866 I'm Pinocchio, my big nose will grow. 254 00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:16,949 Big nose? 255 00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:18,491 Seems like a lie. 256 00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:21,991 You'll see it one day, but yes... 257 00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:24,241 I tend to exaggerate. 258 00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:28,448 One day you can give me a hand. 259 00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:29,699 Or two. 260 00:17:31,199 --> 00:17:32,449 What movie are you looking for? 261 00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:36,199 "Edward Scissorhands." I'll grab yours nice then. 262 00:17:36,449 --> 00:17:37,699 Shut up. 263 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,740 Why cutting the only thing that suits me? 264 00:17:41,199 --> 00:17:43,199 "Man on the Moon," Milos Forman. 265 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:44,533 Everything suits. 266 00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:46,533 You must get to it. 267 00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:55,116 What about Pedro? Nice, isn't he? 268 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,366 Yes, a genius. 269 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:01,866 You know... 270 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,991 when Juan said he was coming... 271 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,032 my inner Neardenthal appeared. 272 00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:07,158 Neanderthal. 273 00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:10,699 - What did I say? - Neardenthal. 274 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,740 It's Neanderthal. 275 00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:15,199 Nothing to do with teeth. 276 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,283 Well... 277 00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:21,491 the inner Neanderthal appeared. 278 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,907 I thought it was weird, but I was paranoid. 279 00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,616 What can he do? Stare at my ass? 280 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:29,782 My underwear? 281 00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:31,533 - That underwear? - Yes. 282 00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:33,032 You hairy ass. 283 00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:34,739 Hairy, isn't it? 284 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,533 You aren't the first to tell me that. 285 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,491 And I won't be the last. 286 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:41,699 I thought of removing it... 287 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:44,449 I have a lot of hair, from neck to ass... 288 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,490 constant hair. 289 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,199 Someone might like that. 290 00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:48,657 I don't know. 291 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,241 Well, about Pedro... 292 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,491 Being next to you... 293 00:18:56,408 --> 00:18:58,491 I'm invisible, just like with girls. 294 00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:02,782 So, he has your ass to stare at, if he wants. 295 00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:04,491 I'm not worried. 296 00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:10,408 What was that? 297 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:14,241 What? How do they call my ass? 298 00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:16,241 How we call your ass. 299 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,741 Big Brother's house. 300 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,116 Why? 301 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:23,533 Many wanted to go in to see how it feels. 302 00:19:24,782 --> 00:19:26,450 His knee vibrated. 303 00:19:27,158 --> 00:19:28,198 Weird. 304 00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:30,073 Weird, but also scary. 305 00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:31,116 Yes. 306 00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:33,283 No way. 307 00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:35,408 Pedro, do you want to come? 308 00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,408 - With us. - Where? 309 00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:39,781 We'll go to Pinamar, to buy clothes, lunch... 310 00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:41,032 and enjoy the beach. 311 00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:42,491 The beach? 312 00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:45,574 Yes, I didn't buy a new swimsuit... 313 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:49,158 so it can be seen by a man who walks lonely towns. 314 00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:52,657 Maxi was asleep... 315 00:19:52,699 --> 00:19:55,366 he was watching TV all night so he won't come. 316 00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,907 Yes, I prefer to go to the beach here. 317 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,408 Shall we? 318 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,491 Wait until I finish my coffee. 319 00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:05,824 Sorry, love, I thought you were ready. 320 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:07,575 Vero? 321 00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:11,199 She slept at a friend's. We'll pick her up. 322 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,241 Don't you want to come? 323 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:17,991 No, another day. 324 00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:23,199 Come on, Lu, hurry up. 325 00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:24,450 Well, wait. 326 00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,824 Busy morning. 327 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:29,533 See you. 328 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:32,533 Bye. 329 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,366 - Bye. - Bye. 330 00:24:23,908 --> 00:24:25,450 You have a nice body. 331 00:24:25,741 --> 00:24:27,074 You used to be skinny. 332 00:24:27,824 --> 00:24:28,991 Now you see it? 333 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,492 Finally awake? 334 00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:37,241 Yes. 335 00:24:39,158 --> 00:24:40,366 Or am I dreaming? 336 00:24:45,824 --> 00:24:46,908 What do you do? 337 00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:48,492 About what? 338 00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:49,741 With your body. 339 00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:51,408 Sports? 340 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:53,699 Nothing. 341 00:24:54,949 --> 00:24:55,657 And you? 342 00:24:55,783 --> 00:24:56,783 What? 343 00:24:56,824 --> 00:24:58,116 Do you like my body? 344 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,200 - No. - Don't lie. 345 00:25:00,783 --> 00:25:01,783 Why? 346 00:25:02,574 --> 00:25:03,616 I don't know... 347 00:25:04,158 --> 00:25:06,200 you like boys. 348 00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:07,366 Not all of them. 349 00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:09,574 Do you like me? 350 00:25:10,283 --> 00:25:11,949 - No. - Liar. 351 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,075 No. 352 00:25:16,908 --> 00:25:18,408 I don't focus on bodies... 353 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:20,616 but yours is nice. 354 00:25:21,283 --> 00:25:22,450 No? What do you focus on? 355 00:25:22,949 --> 00:25:25,532 The size of the dick, pull it out and we'll see. 356 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,366 Anyway... 357 00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,491 better that way, there's no tension. 358 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,158 I can play hard. 359 00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:39,367 I can grab a beer without you staring at my ass. 360 00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,991 Well, I'm sure you've done it. 361 00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,616 Lucas says I have... 362 00:25:44,241 --> 00:25:45,991 That my ass is like an albino penguin. 363 00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:47,741 You can't help but stare. 364 00:25:48,657 --> 00:25:49,657 Well. 365 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,241 It's what I got. 366 00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:55,325 - And you? - I did stare at yours. 367 00:25:56,908 --> 00:25:58,075 Sports, I mean. 368 00:26:00,616 --> 00:26:01,866 A bit of everything. 369 00:26:02,908 --> 00:26:06,116 Martial arts, running, gym. 370 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,116 I... 371 00:26:08,616 --> 00:26:10,158 I have a lot of energy. 372 00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:13,075 And problems with handling it. 373 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:15,741 I need to vent it. 374 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,699 Lingerie catalog. 375 00:26:20,949 --> 00:26:21,949 What? 376 00:26:22,824 --> 00:26:25,408 Lucas says it looks like a lingerie catalog. 377 00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:26,866 Why? 378 00:26:27,158 --> 00:26:28,783 Because men also look at it. 379 00:26:30,532 --> 00:26:33,158 Dude, the dick and the ass. 380 00:26:33,616 --> 00:26:35,949 You know how they call my balls? 381 00:26:36,283 --> 00:26:36,949 How? 382 00:26:36,991 --> 00:26:37,783 Kittens. 383 00:26:37,908 --> 00:26:39,741 Everyone wants to stroke them. 384 00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:43,866 Well. 385 00:26:53,866 --> 00:26:55,783 When I go to a gay disco... 386 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,283 some guy approaches and says... 387 00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,991 "You aren't an astronaut, are you?" 388 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,950 And I say "dude, I am an astronaut." 389 00:27:02,116 --> 00:27:04,449 And I think "this asshole, 390 00:27:04,616 --> 00:27:08,408 why else would I be here than for docking?" 391 00:27:08,574 --> 00:27:11,949 To start the rocket engine. 392 00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:14,200 You don't look gay at first sight. 393 00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,200 We should see about your girlfriend. 394 00:27:23,866 --> 00:27:24,866 What? 395 00:27:24,908 --> 00:27:26,449 She said you looked gay. 396 00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:28,325 We must find out why. 397 00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:30,783 And we have to know how you are in bed... 398 00:27:30,824 --> 00:27:31,866 that's the key. 399 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:34,532 Right, you tell me once we go to bed. 400 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,491 Once we go to bed? 401 00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:39,158 If we do it, it's done. 402 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,658 I picture us in space... 403 00:27:41,699 --> 00:27:44,866 my milky way in your face, and I saying... 404 00:27:45,033 --> 00:27:47,408 "I don't know if you are an astronaut." 405 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,532 You asshole. 406 00:27:49,741 --> 00:27:51,242 Yes, asshole. 407 00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:53,908 But you mentioned bed knowing I'm an astronaut. 408 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:56,367 No astronaut would reject seeing the stars. 409 00:27:56,699 --> 00:27:58,449 Least of all in this super-rocket. 410 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,908 Super-rocket? 411 00:28:01,325 --> 00:28:03,325 I need a translator, I'm lost. 412 00:28:03,824 --> 00:28:06,449 I know faggot is astronaut... 413 00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:08,991 but I don't know if super-rocket 414 00:28:09,325 --> 00:28:11,741 is your truck, you, or your dick. 415 00:28:13,741 --> 00:28:15,033 We should do research. 416 00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:16,075 This one. 417 00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,283 Got it. Perfect. 418 00:28:18,325 --> 00:28:19,991 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 419 00:28:22,908 --> 00:28:23,908 Let's go. 420 00:28:27,824 --> 00:28:28,824 Google. 421 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,200 Super-rocket. 422 00:28:31,824 --> 00:28:34,033 Noun, singular. Listen. 423 00:28:34,991 --> 00:28:38,741 Firework made of a hard tube with powder... 424 00:28:39,075 --> 00:28:40,616 attached to... 425 00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:42,325 two fire balls... 426 00:28:43,616 --> 00:28:46,033 resulting in an explosion under high pressure... 427 00:28:46,075 --> 00:28:47,866 or friction launching... 428 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:51,325 Launching a fierce ejaculation 429 00:28:51,491 --> 00:28:53,325 of fireworks. 430 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,950 Dude, it wasn't the truck... 431 00:28:55,991 --> 00:28:57,490 it was clearly your dick. 432 00:28:57,491 --> 00:29:00,574 I thought you were saying the rocket was the truck... 433 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,200 an innocent remark. 434 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,866 I'm fine knowing you want me to sit in your artifact. 435 00:29:07,407 --> 00:29:08,616 Fucker. 436 00:29:08,825 --> 00:29:10,116 That's hit and run. 437 00:29:12,407 --> 00:29:13,407 Well... 438 00:29:13,741 --> 00:29:15,200 let he who is without sin. 439 00:29:15,242 --> 00:29:16,616 You are without fish. 440 00:29:18,116 --> 00:29:21,283 You say you like fish, I'd say you prefer eel. 441 00:29:23,908 --> 00:29:24,991 You idiot. 442 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,242 Bond, true. 443 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:29,325 Bond. 444 00:29:31,491 --> 00:29:32,825 Right, verb. 445 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:35,407 To establish a bond, as between two friends. 446 00:29:35,491 --> 00:29:37,783 Friends, it doesn't say fucking. 447 00:29:38,491 --> 00:29:39,533 But there's more. 448 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,699 Bond, verb. 449 00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:45,616 To hold or be held together, bind, connect... 450 00:29:45,699 --> 00:29:48,117 as by a rope or an adhesive. 451 00:29:49,242 --> 00:29:50,325 That's close. 452 00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:51,908 A little. 453 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:54,117 Like, if I said, you have to bond me... 454 00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:56,782 before knowing if I am gay. 455 00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:57,449 Right. 456 00:29:57,491 --> 00:30:01,075 And I behind you saying "sorry, you may be a bit gay." 457 00:30:01,574 --> 00:30:02,616 Idiot. 458 00:30:04,242 --> 00:30:06,908 To fuck me, you'll have to bond. 459 00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:08,532 The second one, tying me up. 460 00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,533 No. 461 00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:12,199 I could never tie anyone against their will. 462 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200 No, I couldn't either. 463 00:30:13,242 --> 00:30:14,866 I don't change others' orbits. 464 00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,652 Ours is an impossible love, what can we do? 465 00:30:20,033 --> 00:30:23,032 We can be best friends forever, I force no one into my rocket... 466 00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:25,200 you force no one into yours. 467 00:30:27,658 --> 00:30:29,325 Which one of us is crazier? 468 00:30:30,449 --> 00:30:31,449 I'd say... 469 00:30:32,075 --> 00:30:33,158 neck and neck. 470 00:30:33,574 --> 00:30:34,991 I mean this neck. 471 00:30:35,825 --> 00:30:37,408 For this one, I need beer. 472 00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:43,574 Am I playing hard too much? 473 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,325 Shut up. No. 474 00:30:45,449 --> 00:30:47,532 Play hard, it makes me laugh. 475 00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:49,075 Fine, better that way. 476 00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:52,533 What's that? 477 00:30:55,117 --> 00:30:57,574 With beer he lets others suck his dick. 478 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200 It works. 479 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,282 It's not that part where it gets stuck... 480 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,741 it's when they fish. 481 00:31:10,991 --> 00:31:11,991 It works here. 482 00:31:12,616 --> 00:31:15,574 Right, 200 movies worked, this one didn't. 483 00:31:15,616 --> 00:31:17,783 It must be the movie, not the player. 484 00:31:20,991 --> 00:31:22,908 It's perfect here, it must be your player. 485 00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:25,283 Do you think I don't want to pay? 486 00:31:25,325 --> 00:31:27,117 There's no difference if I pay or don't. 487 00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:28,866 We rent movies all the time. 488 00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:31,574 Relax, it's a movie. It's ok. 489 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:34,242 We'll take these ones. 490 00:31:35,283 --> 00:31:36,283 Thanks. 491 00:31:38,658 --> 00:31:39,658 Easy. 492 00:31:46,408 --> 00:31:47,408 God. 493 00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:48,825 Such an asshole. 494 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,200 I mean, I'm the client, I'm right. 495 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,283 If you treat me right, I come back. Easy. 496 00:31:54,366 --> 00:31:56,783 He thought we were dating, it kills him. 497 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,533 Why did he think that? 498 00:31:58,992 --> 00:32:00,449 Well, I told him... 499 00:32:00,908 --> 00:32:03,200 "My partner is choosing, he'll bring the rest." 500 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:05,700 Your partner? 501 00:32:06,117 --> 00:32:07,117 At table tennis. 502 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:08,700 Did I lie? 503 00:32:12,491 --> 00:32:15,033 It kills him, I'm with an Adonis and he's my boyfriend. 504 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:26,992 I'd have wanted 505 00:32:27,825 --> 00:32:28,992 to go back at night 506 00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,825 and break that asshole's windows. 507 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,533 It's over, done. 508 00:32:33,825 --> 00:32:35,490 He is an asshole. 509 00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:36,700 I know, I know. 510 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,825 When I was a kid, I broke everything. 511 00:32:41,324 --> 00:32:42,324 - Yes? - Yes. 512 00:32:42,616 --> 00:32:43,700 Therapy, obviously. 513 00:32:44,366 --> 00:32:46,117 Now I've calmed down. 514 00:32:46,408 --> 00:32:49,491 Breaking stuff relaxes me. 515 00:32:51,741 --> 00:32:53,117 Don't worry... 516 00:32:53,324 --> 00:32:55,533 I won't break your ass, I love you. 517 00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,616 Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20... 518 00:33:00,658 --> 00:33:05,408 I have an Apollo 15, 16, maybe 17. 519 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,158 As a friend says... 520 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:13,992 the ass has no gender. 521 00:33:17,075 --> 00:33:18,700 With a little perseverance, maybe. 522 00:33:21,284 --> 00:33:22,783 It's a question of persevering. 523 00:33:24,408 --> 00:33:25,658 Persevering, my friend. 524 00:33:38,908 --> 00:33:40,592 The first day we met you told me... 525 00:33:40,616 --> 00:33:42,075 "I'm gonna love you." 526 00:33:42,825 --> 00:33:44,908 No, I said "I'm gonna lone, you." 527 00:33:45,741 --> 00:33:46,825 I'm serious... 528 00:33:47,284 --> 00:33:49,575 What if you end up falling in love with me? 529 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,867 I'll break your heart. 530 00:33:59,616 --> 00:34:00,950 It's a joke, idiot. 531 00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:03,284 Asshole. 532 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:05,700 Don't listen to me, I speak nonsense. 533 00:34:06,366 --> 00:34:08,449 Besides, as if everyone fell for him. 534 00:34:08,907 --> 00:34:11,284 I'm sure everyone falls and so you joke about it. 535 00:34:11,491 --> 00:34:12,491 No. 536 00:34:12,658 --> 00:34:14,700 They just want me for a space flight... 537 00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:16,158 and I'm left alone in Mars. 538 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:17,283 Like Marvin. 539 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,075 I know how this ends. 540 00:34:21,825 --> 00:34:22,825 How? 541 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:25,575 You fall for me, mi dick in your ass, 542 00:34:25,616 --> 00:34:27,575 I break your heart, and you break my face. 543 00:34:28,532 --> 00:34:30,700 No, I could never. 544 00:34:31,783 --> 00:34:33,075 Fall for another guy? 545 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:34,950 No, breaking your face. 546 00:34:38,658 --> 00:34:41,408 I'm in love with you, I can't accept it so... 547 00:34:41,867 --> 00:34:42,867 I make jokes. 548 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,281 We better not break anything. 549 00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:47,324 Right. 550 00:34:47,658 --> 00:34:48,658 Deal. 551 00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:56,533 Is your dick that big that it'll break my ass? 552 00:34:58,783 --> 00:34:59,825 Mega-rocket. 553 00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:03,283 My ass closed, I killed an ant. 554 00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:06,491 Don't worry, it's elastic, nothing breaks. 555 00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:10,283 Nothing breaks, everything's transformed. 556 00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:14,366 It's true. 557 00:35:15,117 --> 00:35:18,449 The size of my turds after eating so much meat... 558 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,575 and yet... 559 00:35:20,491 --> 00:35:21,658 no problem. 560 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:23,242 All-terrain ass. 561 00:35:23,908 --> 00:35:25,075 Four by four. 562 00:35:27,075 --> 00:35:28,283 In four by four. 563 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:40,366 How's Anxioustin Timberlake? 564 00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:41,741 Relaxed? 565 00:35:41,783 --> 00:35:43,075 Yes, better. 566 00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:49,075 Did you know... 567 00:35:49,324 --> 00:35:52,449 53 years have passed since the first Argentinean... 568 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,242 was almost in space? 569 00:35:54,741 --> 00:35:55,741 A monkey. 570 00:35:56,242 --> 00:35:58,200 Then he lived two more years in Cordoba. 571 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,282 You get worse and worse. 572 00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:02,922 - More and more idiot. - It's a fact. 573 00:36:06,742 --> 00:36:07,700 Shall I turn? 574 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,700 Why? 575 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,075 So you don't worry. 576 00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:12,324 I'm not ashamed. 577 00:36:13,616 --> 00:36:14,658 Not at all? 578 00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:15,742 No. 579 00:36:16,825 --> 00:36:18,450 Show me your alleged missile. 580 00:36:19,075 --> 00:36:20,366 You'll be disappointed. 581 00:36:20,616 --> 00:36:22,866 Asleep like this is not that big. 582 00:36:22,867 --> 00:36:24,033 Come on. 583 00:36:26,117 --> 00:36:27,283 Nice dick. 584 00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:30,575 If you see mine you'll faint. 585 00:36:36,241 --> 00:36:37,408 Is it that nice? 586 00:36:37,783 --> 00:36:38,783 Yes. 587 00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:40,200 A beautiful missile. 588 00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:43,075 I won't show it or you'll fall in love. 589 00:36:44,324 --> 00:36:46,783 I won't fell just because you show me your dick. 590 00:36:47,324 --> 00:36:50,616 Not for me, for my dick. 591 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,408 Really. 592 00:36:52,616 --> 00:36:55,324 My girls were more in love with my dick than with me. 593 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:02,825 Another day, if it looks better, like in the morning, 594 00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,425 I'll show it. 595 00:37:05,575 --> 00:37:06,616 You don't have the balls. 596 00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:09,575 Yes, I have. Pretty big ones. 597 00:37:10,742 --> 00:37:12,825 You have no balls to show me your hard dick. 598 00:37:14,324 --> 00:37:15,324 We'll see. 599 00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:40,075 Maxi. 600 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,159 - What's up? - How are you? 601 00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:44,908 Fine. 602 00:38:27,241 --> 00:38:28,657 - Hello. - Hi, hello. 603 00:38:28,658 --> 00:38:30,408 - What's up? - How are you? 604 00:38:30,658 --> 00:38:32,325 - Sabrina. - Pedro. 605 00:38:33,241 --> 00:38:34,949 - Everything ok? - Fine. 606 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,783 Did you know the place? Like it? 607 00:38:36,825 --> 00:38:42,075 Yes, I lived in Buenos Aires from 10 to 14. 608 00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:45,074 I'm half Argetinean, my mother is Spanish... 609 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,575 but my father is Argentinean. 610 00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:47,783 So you know it. 611 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,699 Yes, in fact, we lived in the same hood, 612 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,282 we went to summer camp. 613 00:38:52,283 --> 00:38:53,365 Crazy. 614 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:55,034 Crazy finding him when old. 615 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:56,199 Yes. 616 00:38:57,533 --> 00:38:59,117 He was ugly as a kid. 617 00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:01,241 Now he is more beautiful. 618 00:39:01,283 --> 00:39:02,408 You're bad. 619 00:39:03,366 --> 00:39:04,366 Bad. 620 00:39:05,950 --> 00:39:07,533 I was leaving. 621 00:39:07,783 --> 00:39:08,742 Well. 622 00:39:08,743 --> 00:39:10,033 But I'll write. 623 00:39:10,034 --> 00:39:11,574 - Ok, we'll speak. - Ok. 624 00:39:11,575 --> 00:39:12,992 - Thanks. - Bye. 625 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,117 Bye. 626 00:39:18,909 --> 00:39:20,366 She is my ex, Sabrina. 627 00:39:21,742 --> 00:39:23,533 I was going to bump into her for sure. 628 00:39:24,909 --> 00:39:26,325 Why did you kiss me? 629 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:31,575 She asked about you, she knows my friends. 630 00:39:32,283 --> 00:39:33,283 So? 631 00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:37,325 You'll laugh, but I told her you were my boyfriend. 632 00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:41,533 Your boyfriend? 633 00:39:41,575 --> 00:39:44,034 Yes, I am on holidays with my boyfriend. 634 00:39:44,491 --> 00:39:45,992 Did she buy it? 635 00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:49,658 She pretended she did, but I don't think so. 636 00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:52,532 Why did you say that? 637 00:39:52,533 --> 00:39:54,617 I don't know, it just happened... 638 00:39:55,075 --> 00:39:57,408 because I didn't want to look straight like before... 639 00:39:57,450 --> 00:40:00,200 and maybe if I said that I could see her again. 640 00:40:01,575 --> 00:40:02,742 Do you still like her? 641 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,200 Yes. 642 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,241 What were you saying? 643 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:16,867 Nothing. 644 00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:20,992 That we broke up because I was close-minded... 645 00:40:21,325 --> 00:40:24,909 and added to my problem in my head... 646 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:28,075 made us grow apart. 647 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,492 But that was the kick-off. 648 00:40:30,825 --> 00:40:32,158 She told me that... 649 00:40:33,575 --> 00:40:36,450 if I was too afraid of doing a threesome... 650 00:40:36,492 --> 00:40:39,533 was probably because I was afraid of falling for him. 651 00:40:40,992 --> 00:40:42,492 Not a bad theory. 652 00:40:43,034 --> 00:40:44,450 It's weird... 653 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,700 that two girlfriends thought you are a bit gay. 654 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:50,700 Right. 655 00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,158 Maybe I have a certain percentage. 656 00:40:54,158 --> 00:40:56,950 You saw my dick but didn't grab it. 657 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,450 But I'm a romantic... 658 00:41:02,784 --> 00:41:04,283 I don't dive right in a dick. 659 00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:08,575 Romantic or not, you don't dive in dicks. 660 00:41:09,158 --> 00:41:10,658 You dive in the back. 661 00:41:11,825 --> 00:41:14,325 I'm telling this to prevent a tear. 662 00:41:14,617 --> 00:41:16,699 If you want, we can have sword fights... 663 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,034 but to enter my universe, use the black hole. 664 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:30,658 What do we do then? 665 00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:32,241 About what? 666 00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:33,742 About Sabrina. 667 00:41:33,784 --> 00:41:36,283 Aer you in? Would you come to the party and that? 668 00:41:38,034 --> 00:41:39,158 It'll cost you a lot. 669 00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:41,283 I'll bend the knee. 670 00:41:41,825 --> 00:41:43,158 You asshole. 671 00:41:52,784 --> 00:41:53,784 Yes? 672 00:41:54,366 --> 00:41:55,658 How much longer? 673 00:41:57,450 --> 00:41:58,450 Come in. 674 00:42:01,408 --> 00:42:03,784 I'm having a bath, I've just got in. 675 00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:06,533 I'm shitting myself, but I can wait. 676 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,824 Take a dump, it's ok. 677 00:42:08,825 --> 00:42:10,867 - Sure? - Yes. 678 00:42:12,992 --> 00:42:14,116 Sorry. 679 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:17,367 Martina is having a bath, someone clogged the other one. 680 00:42:17,450 --> 00:42:19,574 Shit has a bad reputation. 681 00:42:19,575 --> 00:42:21,367 I'll close it, don't peek. 682 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,450 The capsule is ready to be expelled 683 00:42:43,492 --> 00:42:44,992 from the mother ship. 684 00:42:45,034 --> 00:42:47,283 It's moved on the belt. 685 00:42:47,325 --> 00:42:51,076 The door opens and it's launched into space. 686 00:42:51,116 --> 00:42:53,158 If I laugh I can't take a dump. 687 00:43:06,116 --> 00:43:07,325 Pedro... 688 00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:10,492 if we fucked, if I were gay... 689 00:43:10,742 --> 00:43:12,116 and we were a couple... 690 00:43:12,867 --> 00:43:14,325 what would you prefer? 691 00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:18,742 Fucking a guy doesn't make you gay. 692 00:43:19,825 --> 00:43:20,825 What? 693 00:43:21,825 --> 00:43:25,034 There are porn actors who fucked guys and aren't gay. 694 00:43:25,575 --> 00:43:29,325 There are gays who die without touching a dick. 695 00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:33,283 What makes you gay, then? 696 00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:36,283 Desire. 697 00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:39,575 And love, I guess. 698 00:43:46,951 --> 00:43:48,158 What's that smell? 699 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:53,533 You didn't answer, what do you like? 700 00:43:56,325 --> 00:43:58,241 Well, taste depends on... 701 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:02,533 Sometimes I like being the astronaut 702 00:44:02,575 --> 00:44:04,909 who discovers the planet and puts the flag. 703 00:44:05,575 --> 00:44:07,617 And sometimes I like being the planet. 704 00:44:08,241 --> 00:44:09,408 It depends... 705 00:44:10,408 --> 00:44:12,617 on the astronaut... 706 00:44:12,951 --> 00:44:14,200 and the planet. 707 00:44:14,784 --> 00:44:17,408 You have a nice planet, round. 708 00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:18,659 I don't know. 709 00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:22,699 You rant about "you want my dick, you want it." 710 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,825 And you want to enter this ass so much I can't believe it. 711 00:44:25,867 --> 00:44:27,075 I'm a bit scared. 712 00:44:27,909 --> 00:44:28,825 Well... 713 00:44:28,826 --> 00:44:29,843 that's gravity, 714 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,992 the closer the bodies, the more they attract. 715 00:44:32,075 --> 00:44:34,784 The gravity is the naturalness you accept 716 00:44:34,825 --> 00:44:36,450 you want to eat me. 717 00:44:42,242 --> 00:44:45,742 Now I'm wiping my ass, don't peek, I have a limit. 718 00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,617 I haven't peeked, why do it now? 719 00:44:49,367 --> 00:44:51,242 What do you think of me? 720 00:44:51,283 --> 00:44:54,867 Some risk going blind in order to see the sun. 721 00:45:11,034 --> 00:45:12,700 It'll be cold, grab a jacket. 722 00:45:13,075 --> 00:45:14,075 Right. 723 00:45:16,158 --> 00:45:17,200 Is this one right? 724 00:45:18,492 --> 00:45:19,492 Yes. 725 00:45:22,867 --> 00:45:24,909 Shouldn't I look more gay? 726 00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:26,784 More gay than holding my hand? 727 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,075 So we'll hold hands. 728 00:45:28,242 --> 00:45:29,742 I'm joking, asshole. 729 00:45:31,367 --> 00:45:34,200 It's offensive to dress up to look more gay. 730 00:45:34,742 --> 00:45:36,075 You are right, sorry. 731 00:45:36,116 --> 00:45:37,909 We are a 50 years marriage. 732 00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:54,242 Can I use your cologne? 733 00:45:54,867 --> 00:45:56,283 Yes, there are three. 734 00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:58,699 The blue one is Lucas's, the others are mine... 735 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,325 but don't use the transparent. 736 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:03,367 It's yours, I shouldn't use it. 737 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:05,283 And this one? 738 00:46:05,492 --> 00:46:06,492 What's wrong? 739 00:46:07,325 --> 00:46:08,659 I fall for the user. 740 00:46:08,992 --> 00:46:10,075 So I'll use it. 741 00:46:12,242 --> 00:46:13,534 Your T-shirt is inside out. 742 00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:22,075 Really, what's wrong? 743 00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:24,367 It smells nice, I lose my head. 744 00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:27,033 It doesn't matter, use it, we'll take the risk. 745 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,450 You are at risk even if I had shit in my neck. 746 00:46:31,575 --> 00:46:33,867 You only had shit on my dick. 747 00:46:40,492 --> 00:46:41,659 Disgusting. 748 00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:51,408 Shit is the first present a kid gives his mother. 749 00:46:52,408 --> 00:46:53,408 What? 750 00:46:54,492 --> 00:46:57,074 When a baby is born, at that moment... 751 00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:59,909 well, later, it has to shit. 752 00:47:00,742 --> 00:47:03,075 That shit is a gift. 753 00:47:03,409 --> 00:47:05,991 Many mothers don't know it, but it's a present. 754 00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:09,033 Imagine the kid doesn't shit, it's a tragedy. 755 00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,033 A problem. 756 00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:11,575 Something's wrong. 757 00:47:12,283 --> 00:47:14,324 That shit is the gift of health. 758 00:47:14,325 --> 00:47:16,243 That's why they say it's bad reputation. 759 00:47:17,409 --> 00:47:19,450 Shit is health, it's a circle. 760 00:47:21,742 --> 00:47:23,200 Where did you hear that? 761 00:47:23,367 --> 00:47:26,200 An Italian artist put his shit in a can. 762 00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:27,575 - In a can? - Yes. 763 00:47:27,617 --> 00:47:29,700 - Like canned food. - Like sardine. 764 00:47:30,033 --> 00:47:31,909 He put his shit in a can. 765 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,826 And he wanted people to make people think. 766 00:47:35,492 --> 00:47:38,700 Maybe he was just selling cans with shit... 767 00:47:38,742 --> 00:47:40,325 to thousands of assholes. 768 00:47:40,367 --> 00:47:43,164 The limit of art is confusing and people buy shit in cans. 769 00:47:44,033 --> 00:47:45,991 Whatever, he is a genius. 770 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:49,200 Artist shit in a can. 771 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:50,784 Motherfucker. 772 00:47:54,158 --> 00:47:55,534 I'm nervous. 773 00:47:55,784 --> 00:47:56,867 Asshole. 774 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,867 It's not easy to leave the closet. 775 00:48:00,283 --> 00:48:01,408 Shall we hold hands? 776 00:48:01,409 --> 00:48:02,575 It's not necessary. 777 00:48:03,033 --> 00:48:04,033 Sure? 778 00:48:04,742 --> 00:48:06,659 It looks like we have no balls. 779 00:48:06,701 --> 00:48:08,534 We are gays with no balls. 780 00:48:10,575 --> 00:48:11,575 Come on. 781 00:48:13,951 --> 00:48:14,951 What? 782 00:48:15,784 --> 00:48:17,200 Now I'm nervous. 783 00:48:18,575 --> 00:48:20,825 Relax, love, everything will be fine. 784 00:48:20,826 --> 00:48:21,826 We are together. 785 00:48:22,784 --> 00:48:23,784 Come on, asshole. 786 00:48:25,867 --> 00:48:26,867 My God. 787 00:48:29,158 --> 00:48:30,158 Hello. 788 00:48:36,742 --> 00:48:37,450 Hi. 789 00:48:37,451 --> 00:48:38,574 How are you? 790 00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:39,701 What's up? 791 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,242 How are you? 792 00:48:41,283 --> 00:48:42,617 And you? Hello. 793 00:48:42,659 --> 00:48:43,659 How are you? 794 00:48:44,367 --> 00:48:46,742 Put them there, we'll freeze them later. 795 00:48:46,784 --> 00:48:48,742 It's full now. 796 00:48:49,117 --> 00:48:50,701 And? Many people? 797 00:48:51,367 --> 00:48:52,367 There's people. 798 00:48:52,492 --> 00:48:53,742 It's early, anyway. 799 00:48:59,659 --> 00:49:01,033 Nice you came. 800 00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:02,283 Of course. 801 00:49:02,283 --> 00:49:03,283 By foot? 802 00:49:03,409 --> 00:49:04,117 No. 803 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:05,242 In my truck. 804 00:49:05,867 --> 00:49:08,200 Why the truck? It's half an hour walking. 805 00:49:08,450 --> 00:49:09,200 Exactly. 806 00:49:09,201 --> 00:49:11,324 There are police controls on the way back. 807 00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:14,325 I don't let him drink, or he goes idiot. 808 00:49:15,409 --> 00:49:17,950 If he drinks, he goes straight. 809 00:49:18,075 --> 00:49:20,784 He's left me for a girl, he comes and goes. 810 00:49:20,826 --> 00:49:22,242 It happened to me. 811 00:49:22,284 --> 00:49:23,991 He drank and he turned gay. 812 00:49:23,992 --> 00:49:25,908 Well. Stop there. 813 00:49:25,909 --> 00:49:27,992 - Alcohol does wonders. - Yes. 814 00:49:28,409 --> 00:49:31,032 Assuming he's gay, being so neurotic... 815 00:49:31,033 --> 00:49:32,700 must have costed him a lot. 816 00:49:32,701 --> 00:49:35,283 Listen, I leave you here, I'll make other friends... 817 00:49:35,284 --> 00:49:36,533 more relaxed. 818 00:49:36,534 --> 00:49:38,784 Come, pussy, you turned so faggot. 819 00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:43,534 I'll go to the bathroom. 820 00:49:43,575 --> 00:49:44,117 Right. 821 00:49:44,158 --> 00:49:45,158 I'll be around. 822 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,325 Damned girl. 823 00:49:56,325 --> 00:49:57,617 She's right, anyway. 824 00:49:59,701 --> 00:50:00,701 You know... 825 00:50:01,450 --> 00:50:03,534 my grandfather was an alcoholic... 826 00:50:04,117 --> 00:50:06,200 and a psychologist once told him... 827 00:50:06,784 --> 00:50:09,325 "You must know there are three people in the house... 828 00:50:09,367 --> 00:50:12,033 you, your wife, and the monster." 829 00:50:12,867 --> 00:50:14,492 Our case is similar. 830 00:50:15,158 --> 00:50:16,593 "There are three people in the house... 831 00:50:16,617 --> 00:50:19,033 you, Sabrina, and the monstress." 832 00:50:20,701 --> 00:50:22,032 That's hard, man. 833 00:50:22,033 --> 00:50:23,950 Two whiskeys and he's already sissy. 834 00:50:26,117 --> 00:50:27,242 You're insane. 835 00:50:39,617 --> 00:50:41,033 How did you guys meet? 836 00:50:41,534 --> 00:50:42,659 Here, I... 837 00:50:43,450 --> 00:50:45,658 wasn't gay before knwoing him... 838 00:50:45,659 --> 00:50:47,409 or at least I didn't know it. 839 00:50:47,868 --> 00:50:51,408 We were friends for a long time... 840 00:50:51,409 --> 00:50:55,325 and one day, I don't remember why... 841 00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:58,742 I was crying and he came, hugged me... 842 00:50:59,409 --> 00:51:02,950 face to face, two gentleman striking swords... 843 00:51:03,367 --> 00:51:06,242 what happened was so direct. 844 00:51:06,784 --> 00:51:10,826 I remember I was crying and I told him... 845 00:51:11,784 --> 00:51:13,117 "I think I like you. 846 00:51:14,492 --> 00:51:15,701 That I've always liked you. 847 00:51:16,868 --> 00:51:19,534 Since you saw me from the balcony." 848 00:51:21,534 --> 00:51:22,701 So cute. 849 00:51:23,325 --> 00:51:25,200 Did you meet in this beach? 850 00:51:25,492 --> 00:51:27,617 Yes, last year... 851 00:51:27,659 --> 00:51:29,992 we were friends for a few months... 852 00:51:30,033 --> 00:51:32,366 and finally we made it official... 853 00:51:32,367 --> 00:51:34,907 because the pressure cookers were about to go off. 854 00:51:34,908 --> 00:51:36,867 So much blood pressure. 855 00:51:36,868 --> 00:51:38,367 That's disgusting, Maxi. 856 00:51:38,826 --> 00:51:40,367 That's why you like me. 857 00:51:41,868 --> 00:51:43,117 Look at that smile. 858 00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:46,075 Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever seen? 859 00:51:47,826 --> 00:51:48,826 I'd kiss you. 860 00:51:49,450 --> 00:51:50,826 It's not necessary. 861 00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:53,032 Why not? It's always necessary. 862 00:51:53,033 --> 00:51:54,159 I'm embarrassed. 863 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:58,200 I won't kiss him because he's embarrassed. 864 00:51:58,367 --> 00:51:59,784 You shouldn't be. 865 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,075 No... 866 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,284 Maybe someone can feel uncomfortable. 867 00:52:03,451 --> 00:52:04,617 Fuck'em. 868 00:52:05,659 --> 00:52:07,284 It's not about people... 869 00:52:07,742 --> 00:52:09,451 I'd rather keep it for ourselves. 870 00:52:10,033 --> 00:52:10,784 Right. 871 00:52:10,826 --> 00:52:12,116 Girls, Mini wants to leave. 872 00:52:12,117 --> 00:52:13,534 - Why? - No idea. 873 00:52:14,992 --> 00:52:16,451 Bye guys. 874 00:52:16,576 --> 00:52:17,868 - Bye. - Goodbye. 875 00:52:21,868 --> 00:52:23,075 - What's that? - Chicken. 876 00:52:23,492 --> 00:52:24,492 Chicken. 877 00:52:25,784 --> 00:52:28,784 You're lucky I was here, they were flirting. 878 00:52:28,826 --> 00:52:29,950 I'm hotter than you. 879 00:52:44,033 --> 00:52:45,409 There was no paper. 880 00:52:46,117 --> 00:52:47,367 Do you want to poo? 881 00:52:48,701 --> 00:52:49,908 I wipe when I pee. 882 00:52:50,826 --> 00:52:51,867 I do, too. 883 00:52:52,242 --> 00:52:53,492 - Really? - Yes. 884 00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:55,826 My father taught me. 885 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:05,200 Are you ok? 886 00:53:05,826 --> 00:53:06,826 Yes. 887 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,200 Right. 888 00:53:10,325 --> 00:53:12,534 Am I so disgusting you didn't kiss me? 889 00:53:14,242 --> 00:53:16,617 Yes, dude, it's a little disgusting. 890 00:53:17,159 --> 00:53:18,159 Really? 891 00:53:19,367 --> 00:53:21,992 Yes, one thing is to play, another is to make it happen. 892 00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:29,492 What? 893 00:53:29,867 --> 00:53:31,367 Are you that naive? 894 00:53:31,950 --> 00:53:33,784 It's just a kiss, look. 895 00:53:34,409 --> 00:53:36,367 No, I mean in the mouth. 896 00:53:37,826 --> 00:53:40,451 Besides, some people find it disgusting. 897 00:53:41,534 --> 00:53:43,242 Not for me, it's a kiss. 898 00:53:45,743 --> 00:53:46,950 Better that way. 899 00:53:51,367 --> 00:53:52,409 Well, now... 900 00:53:53,159 --> 00:53:54,159 kiss me. 901 00:53:54,492 --> 00:53:55,784 - What? - Kiss me. 902 00:53:56,075 --> 00:53:57,659 We are acting, kiss me. 903 00:53:58,617 --> 00:53:59,991 - Maxi. - What? 904 00:53:59,992 --> 00:54:00,992 What for? 905 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,158 We are acting, pretending we are a couple. 906 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:03,950 What if... 907 00:54:03,951 --> 00:54:05,908 people realize or it's weird. 908 00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:07,492 Then we'll find out. 909 00:54:07,659 --> 00:54:08,950 I have no bad breath. 910 00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:16,701 - A sip. - Here. 911 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:43,784 So... 912 00:54:45,492 --> 00:54:46,618 taste my saliva. 913 00:54:48,117 --> 00:54:49,200 Why? 914 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:52,743 Didn't you want to kiss me? It's fine. Come on. 915 00:54:54,117 --> 00:54:55,950 That's actually disgusting. 916 00:54:57,701 --> 00:54:58,780 Let me taste yours. 917 00:54:59,950 --> 00:55:01,576 - What? - Come on. 918 00:55:02,492 --> 00:55:04,159 - Sure? - Yes, come on. 919 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,242 Enough, Maxi. 920 00:55:21,992 --> 00:55:23,200 - What? - Nothing. 921 00:55:23,534 --> 00:55:24,825 - What? - Nothing. 922 00:55:26,950 --> 00:55:30,034 I'm an astronaut, my rocket is starting engines. 923 00:55:31,784 --> 00:55:33,200 Your dick is hard. 924 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,867 Dude, you were licking my finger. 925 00:55:36,659 --> 00:55:38,117 You were licking it. 926 00:55:38,242 --> 00:55:41,200 Fine, relax, it happens. 927 00:55:53,242 --> 00:55:54,867 How's your friend? 928 00:55:55,409 --> 00:55:57,409 Still drunk, want to touch it? 929 00:55:57,451 --> 00:55:59,618 No, I believe you. 930 00:56:01,117 --> 00:56:02,451 Is it decreasing? 931 00:56:03,743 --> 00:56:05,534 No, I can't explain now. 932 00:56:06,242 --> 00:56:07,659 It will take time. 933 00:56:07,784 --> 00:56:09,034 You are so horny. 934 00:56:09,075 --> 00:56:12,034 It's not about being horny, you were licking my finger. 935 00:56:13,409 --> 00:56:16,033 So? My dick doesn't go hard if you lick my finger. 936 00:56:16,034 --> 00:56:17,534 It goes hard if you lick my dick. 937 00:56:17,576 --> 00:56:21,117 It's skin, a sexual moment, not related to being gay. 938 00:56:22,034 --> 00:56:23,909 If you weren't disgusted... 939 00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,575 I'll show you it won't go hard. 940 00:56:25,576 --> 00:56:27,743 I wasn't disgusted, it would just end badly. 941 00:56:35,909 --> 00:56:37,075 Let's bet. 942 00:56:39,909 --> 00:56:41,618 How can I know it's not hard? 943 00:56:42,034 --> 00:56:43,992 Grab it and check it. 944 00:56:45,534 --> 00:56:46,701 Let's bet. 945 00:56:48,117 --> 00:56:49,701 You are insane, whatever I want? 946 00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,075 I'm serious. 947 00:56:51,201 --> 00:56:53,201 If my dick goes hard, do whatever you want. 948 00:56:53,909 --> 00:56:56,493 If you want the ass, be patient, it's closed. 949 00:56:59,159 --> 00:57:00,909 Patience, closed. 950 00:57:03,909 --> 00:57:05,075 Let's bet then. 951 00:57:07,451 --> 00:57:09,091 - Give me your hand. - I already accepted. 952 00:57:09,284 --> 00:57:11,409 Yes, but I have to lick the hand. 953 00:57:35,784 --> 00:57:36,909 Is it hard? 954 00:57:37,576 --> 00:57:38,576 No. 955 00:57:38,784 --> 00:57:40,409 I'm seeing it. 956 00:57:46,159 --> 00:57:47,867 I'm done, what's your choice? 957 00:57:49,576 --> 00:57:51,367 I'll save it for later. 958 00:57:51,659 --> 00:57:53,450 No, it must be redeemed now. 959 00:57:53,451 --> 00:57:54,784 Who said that? 960 00:57:55,075 --> 00:57:57,201 Don't be a pussy, when will you use it? 961 00:57:57,242 --> 00:57:58,451 Let me think. 962 00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:09,659 So? 963 00:58:09,950 --> 00:58:11,242 Is it relaxed now? 964 00:58:11,326 --> 00:58:12,576 Yes, it's dead. 965 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,618 Here too, dead, dead. 966 00:58:19,784 --> 00:58:20,784 What's up? 967 00:58:21,284 --> 00:58:22,409 Nothing, it's fine. 968 00:58:32,284 --> 00:58:33,284 Hey... 969 00:58:36,076 --> 00:58:38,117 if you want to try fucking... 970 00:58:38,867 --> 00:58:40,992 I have no problem... 971 00:58:42,534 --> 00:58:43,534 we can try. 972 00:58:46,576 --> 00:58:48,867 You were already looking for condoms. 973 00:58:49,909 --> 00:58:50,909 Idiot. 974 00:58:51,368 --> 00:58:52,368 You know? 975 00:58:53,784 --> 00:58:56,117 You are an asshole, I'll choose my prize. 976 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:57,867 So? 977 00:58:58,867 --> 00:58:59,950 Let me think. 978 00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:05,992 Not that. 979 00:59:07,409 --> 00:59:08,409 Right. 980 00:59:11,618 --> 00:59:12,701 You'll go in... 981 00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:15,618 and you'll tell everyone we are a couple. 982 00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,284 And you'll keep lying for three days. 983 00:59:18,326 --> 00:59:19,658 No, it's a mess. 984 00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:20,950 It's my choice. 985 00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:26,493 Right, I'll do it. 986 00:59:28,909 --> 00:59:29,909 Deal. 987 00:59:44,784 --> 00:59:45,742 What's up? 988 00:59:45,743 --> 00:59:46,950 Hello. 989 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,909 - How are you? - Good morning. 990 00:59:51,701 --> 00:59:52,701 How was it? 991 00:59:52,742 --> 00:59:55,534 Really good, nice. 992 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:57,825 Just wasting time. 993 00:59:57,867 --> 00:59:59,701 We had a great time. 994 00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:01,201 Did you bring food? 995 01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:02,784 Pastries, something. 996 01:00:03,368 --> 01:00:04,493 We forgot. 997 01:00:06,867 --> 01:00:08,784 I have to announce something. 998 01:00:10,742 --> 01:00:12,159 No, really. 999 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:14,742 With Pedro... 1000 01:00:15,534 --> 01:00:18,493 I won't say a couple, but we are closer. 1001 01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:23,242 It was obvious, we talked about that. 1002 01:00:23,284 --> 01:00:25,951 Yes, you stuck together like gum. 1003 01:00:26,076 --> 01:00:27,409 You are so cute, I love you. 1004 01:00:27,784 --> 01:00:29,699 That's weird, I'm straight. 1005 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:32,866 No, technically not, I guess you were together... 1006 01:00:32,867 --> 01:00:35,824 naked in the beach, in the truck. 1007 01:00:35,825 --> 01:00:37,742 We are grown people. 1008 01:00:37,784 --> 01:00:41,700 We did stuff, but not all the way. 1009 01:00:41,867 --> 01:00:43,493 We don't want details. 1010 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:47,451 I'm surprised you aren't surprised. 1011 01:00:47,825 --> 01:00:50,451 I'm so straight I thought you'd say... 1012 01:00:51,242 --> 01:00:53,493 No one is straight. Well, we all are... 1013 01:00:53,534 --> 01:00:54,908 until we are not. 1014 01:00:54,909 --> 01:00:57,451 We are all bisexual. 1015 01:00:57,742 --> 01:00:59,242 We talked about that yesterday. 1016 01:00:59,243 --> 01:01:02,200 We all have the potential, we reached that conclusion. 1017 01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,034 My little faggot. 1018 01:01:05,201 --> 01:01:07,741 It's not that, I can turn gay now... 1019 01:01:07,742 --> 01:01:09,741 Some people have a greater tendency. 1020 01:01:09,742 --> 01:01:10,909 Imprisoned people. 1021 01:01:12,326 --> 01:01:14,824 Years and years eating horse meat, and- 1022 01:01:14,825 --> 01:01:16,283 Hey, mind your words. 1023 01:01:16,284 --> 01:01:18,576 Back to eating siren meat. 1024 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,576 Such a poet. 1025 01:01:20,992 --> 01:01:22,992 I could have chosen another fish. 1026 01:01:24,409 --> 01:01:25,908 That's your way to explain it? 1027 01:01:25,909 --> 01:01:27,368 I don't know. 1028 01:01:27,867 --> 01:01:30,784 There are foods you like better than others. 1029 01:01:31,409 --> 01:01:33,075 - Better? - Yes. 1030 01:01:33,076 --> 01:01:35,408 Well, we have to change rooms. 1031 01:01:35,409 --> 01:01:36,825 It's not necessary. 1032 01:01:37,368 --> 01:01:39,409 No, it is, I'll leave that room... 1033 01:01:39,451 --> 01:01:41,866 I'll let you be, I don't want to be there. 1034 01:01:41,867 --> 01:01:45,075 You must have done something while I was sleeping. 1035 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,200 We did nothing. 1036 01:01:46,201 --> 01:01:48,492 Sometime enters my dreams, I heard something. 1037 01:01:48,493 --> 01:01:50,742 It's your subconscious, we did nothing. 1038 01:01:50,784 --> 01:01:52,576 I know you, Maxi, you're cheeky. 1039 01:01:52,784 --> 01:01:56,034 Well, it wasn't saliva what you found in the pillow. 1040 01:01:56,867 --> 01:01:57,909 Ugh, stop. 1041 01:01:58,660 --> 01:01:59,742 It was semen. 1042 01:01:59,784 --> 01:02:01,159 I got it. 1043 01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:03,493 My God. 1044 01:02:09,409 --> 01:02:10,700 - Shall we? - Ok. 1045 01:02:14,159 --> 01:02:17,159 - There, a little closer. - Closer. 1046 01:02:17,284 --> 01:02:18,699 - Fine? - Yes. 1047 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:22,201 The yellow and blue is big, use that one. 1048 01:02:23,326 --> 01:02:25,201 I... let's see. 1049 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:26,784 It's not that dirty. 1050 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,243 Well, I'll take them. 1051 01:02:28,409 --> 01:02:32,535 These are mine, these too. 1052 01:02:32,742 --> 01:02:35,535 Well, I leave you. What's that? 1053 01:02:35,951 --> 01:02:37,034 There. 1054 01:02:37,826 --> 01:02:38,909 Well. 1055 01:02:39,659 --> 01:02:40,659 Ready. 1056 01:02:40,784 --> 01:02:42,909 You have a no-tell motel here. 1057 01:02:43,909 --> 01:02:45,158 A what? 1058 01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:46,784 No-tell motel, explain him. 1059 01:02:48,243 --> 01:02:50,826 A motel for couples. 1060 01:02:52,284 --> 01:02:53,284 A what? 1061 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,451 A place you go to fuck. 1062 01:02:55,493 --> 01:02:57,034 You rent it. 1063 01:02:57,826 --> 01:02:58,826 Stay overnight. 1064 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,076 Quiet, quiet. 1065 01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:08,659 Anyway... 1066 01:03:09,034 --> 01:03:10,326 it was your bet... 1067 01:03:11,201 --> 01:03:12,826 you could stop it whenever you want. 1068 01:03:12,867 --> 01:03:13,909 I know. 1069 01:03:14,493 --> 01:03:16,493 I didn't think it would be so messy. 1070 01:03:16,909 --> 01:03:17,909 You know. 1071 01:03:19,243 --> 01:03:21,118 What do we say in three days? 1072 01:03:24,535 --> 01:03:26,325 I feel like the Little Mermaid. 1073 01:03:26,326 --> 01:03:28,368 I can't talk, I have a crab friend... 1074 01:03:28,451 --> 01:03:30,409 if I fall in love I lose my tail. 1075 01:03:32,493 --> 01:03:34,368 You're an asshole, I'm serious. 1076 01:03:35,284 --> 01:03:37,992 They will think we are two immature kids. 1077 01:03:38,867 --> 01:03:42,951 Let's say nothing, they won't come and check. 1078 01:03:43,201 --> 01:03:44,201 Right. 1079 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,618 You are right... 1080 01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:53,909 they won't know what we do here. 1081 01:03:55,951 --> 01:03:57,992 It's just a summer love. 1082 01:04:02,451 --> 01:04:04,326 But what if we go partying? 1083 01:04:05,535 --> 01:04:07,159 You can't hook up with girls. 1084 01:04:07,576 --> 01:04:09,034 And I with a boy. 1085 01:04:16,368 --> 01:04:17,368 What? 1086 01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:18,951 Nothing. 1087 01:04:28,867 --> 01:04:30,659 - What's up? - Nothing. 1088 01:04:32,784 --> 01:04:35,118 You know, when I was a kid... 1089 01:04:35,909 --> 01:04:38,159 we played traffic lights, do you know it? 1090 01:04:38,243 --> 01:04:39,243 What's that? 1091 01:04:39,451 --> 01:04:42,701 It's a game with kisses and dares. 1092 01:04:42,742 --> 01:04:43,784 Like... 1093 01:04:43,826 --> 01:04:45,033 The bottle one. 1094 01:04:45,034 --> 01:04:46,535 Right, like that. 1095 01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:49,410 The dares were done in hiding... 1096 01:04:49,451 --> 01:04:50,867 in my friend's room. 1097 01:04:50,992 --> 01:04:53,826 I used to go there with Mili, my girl... 1098 01:04:55,076 --> 01:04:57,992 and when we were there I said "kiss my hand"... 1099 01:04:59,326 --> 01:05:00,659 just to pretend. 1100 01:05:00,701 --> 01:05:01,701 Yes. 1101 01:05:01,784 --> 01:05:05,076 One day she told me "no, kiss me for real". 1102 01:05:05,951 --> 01:05:07,368 That was my first kiss. 1103 01:05:08,826 --> 01:05:10,284 Just like us. 1104 01:05:10,659 --> 01:05:12,201 You say we do stuff... 1105 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,867 but nothing happens in this room. 1106 01:05:15,617 --> 01:05:18,617 Are you waiting for me to say "let's go to bed"? 1107 01:05:18,659 --> 01:05:19,742 Like Mili. 1108 01:05:19,867 --> 01:05:20,951 Persevere. 1109 01:05:20,993 --> 01:05:23,576 No, you'll have to beg me. 1110 01:05:23,701 --> 01:05:25,535 I'm no horny little girl. 1111 01:05:26,493 --> 01:05:27,659 Asshole. 1112 01:05:32,617 --> 01:05:33,742 How do we sleep? 1113 01:05:34,742 --> 01:05:35,951 What do you mean? 1114 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:37,535 How do we sleep? 1115 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:41,326 Spoon. We take turns. 1116 01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:45,784 Right, naked or wearing underwear? 1117 01:05:45,993 --> 01:05:49,118 If you lay naked I'll eat your dick. 1118 01:05:52,535 --> 01:05:53,826 Laugh. 1119 01:05:58,826 --> 01:05:59,826 You know? 1120 01:06:01,159 --> 01:06:02,159 What? 1121 01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:06,867 This goes too fast for a romantic like me. 1122 01:06:07,326 --> 01:06:09,535 - A romantic? - An old romantic. 1123 01:06:10,368 --> 01:06:11,784 Like Snow White. 1124 01:06:12,076 --> 01:06:14,285 The Prince comes and says the dwarves... 1125 01:06:14,410 --> 01:06:19,159 "Under this sheet, is she naked or not?" 1126 01:07:06,034 --> 01:07:07,700 WE WENT TO THE LIGHTHOUSE 1127 01:07:07,701 --> 01:07:09,826 WE'LL GO BACK AT DUSK LULA 1128 01:07:20,451 --> 01:07:21,451 Pedro. 1129 01:07:22,617 --> 01:07:23,826 Come, please. 1130 01:07:30,535 --> 01:07:31,617 Yes. 1131 01:07:31,951 --> 01:07:33,826 It's late, we overslept. 1132 01:07:34,493 --> 01:07:35,659 That's my short. 1133 01:07:36,535 --> 01:07:37,993 My cousin gave it to me. 1134 01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:41,909 Do you use a soft toothbrush? 1135 01:07:42,493 --> 01:07:43,451 Yes, why? 1136 01:07:43,452 --> 01:07:45,410 Do you want to use a thick one? 1137 01:07:48,243 --> 01:07:50,617 Here, brat, your grandma is the pussy. 1138 01:07:50,826 --> 01:07:52,326 Didn't you want to see it hard? 1139 01:07:54,451 --> 01:07:57,826 Yes, spit that, but swallow mine. 1140 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,576 Fucker, I have to sleep there. 1141 01:08:03,368 --> 01:08:04,368 Maxi. 1142 01:08:06,534 --> 01:08:09,075 I'm serious, how can you do that? 1143 01:08:09,410 --> 01:08:12,659 You said I promised but didn't do it... 1144 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,658 well, I woke up happy. 1145 01:08:14,701 --> 01:08:16,909 We didn't sleep in the same bed then. 1146 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,951 Yes, but you came here the other day. 1147 01:08:19,993 --> 01:08:22,616 Maybe that's why I woke up happy. 1148 01:08:22,617 --> 01:08:23,908 I'm serious. 1149 01:08:24,576 --> 01:08:26,076 I have to sleep here. 1150 01:08:26,118 --> 01:08:27,243 Like Alien. 1151 01:08:29,326 --> 01:08:31,243 Laugh, but I liked what I saw. 1152 01:08:31,285 --> 01:08:32,285 Obviously. 1153 01:08:32,617 --> 01:08:34,285 Not your dick, in general. 1154 01:08:34,326 --> 01:08:35,868 You didn't like my dick? 1155 01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:38,326 I didn't take a good glance. 1156 01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:42,742 I'm serious, 1157 01:08:42,867 --> 01:08:44,617 it's not the same knowing you have a dick 1158 01:08:44,659 --> 01:08:46,368 than realizing you have one. 1159 01:08:46,867 --> 01:08:47,867 Huge. 1160 01:08:48,076 --> 01:08:49,285 It sleeps at night... 1161 01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:52,034 but did I lie when I said it was a sublime beauty? 1162 01:08:52,826 --> 01:08:54,075 I couldn't see it. 1163 01:08:54,118 --> 01:08:55,658 What are you saying? 1164 01:08:55,659 --> 01:08:57,118 It's stuck in your eyes... 1165 01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,368 like when you stare at a light and it stays there. 1166 01:09:00,617 --> 01:09:01,868 I can't believe it. 1167 01:09:02,825 --> 01:09:05,700 Well, it's a dick, you've seen many. 1168 01:09:05,701 --> 01:09:06,784 Not that much. 1169 01:09:07,452 --> 01:09:09,576 In the Internet. I have, too. 1170 01:09:14,868 --> 01:09:16,659 Maxi, dude. 1171 01:09:44,368 --> 01:09:46,128 You were thinking about my dick, weren't you? 1172 01:09:47,368 --> 01:09:48,243 Of course. 1173 01:09:48,244 --> 01:09:50,368 I have the smell in the tip of my tongue. 1174 01:09:51,285 --> 01:09:52,410 It didn't smell. 1175 01:09:52,452 --> 01:09:55,743 Not a bad one, a good one over the bed. 1176 01:09:55,993 --> 01:09:58,868 Maybe it was from both of us when I lifted the sheets. 1177 01:09:59,617 --> 01:10:01,201 Maybe, involuntary ejaculation. 1178 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:07,743 In the middle of the night, I almost hugged you. 1179 01:10:09,035 --> 01:10:10,035 Like... 1180 01:10:10,951 --> 01:10:14,326 I was half asleep and I feel your body... 1181 01:10:14,868 --> 01:10:17,909 and I tried to hug you like a girlfriend. 1182 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:20,617 But I stopped in time. 1183 01:10:21,035 --> 01:10:22,035 Almost. 1184 01:10:23,701 --> 01:10:26,576 Don't worry, tonight I'll move the beds... 1185 01:10:27,118 --> 01:10:29,409 so you don't eat my pussy. 1186 01:10:29,410 --> 01:10:30,410 Asshole. 1187 01:10:31,659 --> 01:10:33,410 A weird pussy you have. 1188 01:10:34,035 --> 01:10:35,951 Super-developed clitoris... 1189 01:10:36,410 --> 01:10:39,327 ovaries like golf balls hanging out. 1190 01:10:39,410 --> 01:10:41,659 That got stuck in your eyes, too. 1191 01:10:44,368 --> 01:10:46,118 Not pussy at all for you? 1192 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,826 Such a poet, like my cousin. 1193 01:10:49,243 --> 01:10:51,075 Not pussy for you. 1194 01:10:51,076 --> 01:10:52,783 By Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra. 1195 01:10:52,784 --> 01:10:54,451 You act so uptight... 1196 01:10:54,452 --> 01:10:56,035 from the creators of "I like poop"... 1197 01:10:56,201 --> 01:10:58,617 "I have the smell of your dick in my nose." 1198 01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,243 True. 1199 01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:04,492 And? 1200 01:11:05,784 --> 01:11:07,076 Have you had a girl? 1201 01:11:07,327 --> 01:11:09,076 Yes, I have. 1202 01:11:09,701 --> 01:11:10,825 How? 1203 01:11:10,826 --> 01:11:13,118 Like you, with my dick inside them. 1204 01:11:14,868 --> 01:11:16,659 Before being gay? 1205 01:11:17,993 --> 01:11:19,243 No, after. 1206 01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,410 A friend... 1207 01:11:21,826 --> 01:11:23,993 that played with me like you do... 1208 01:11:24,035 --> 01:11:26,451 but they subdued me and I can't with you. 1209 01:11:27,076 --> 01:11:28,243 I'm serious. 1210 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:29,784 I'm serious, too. 1211 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,618 How? 1212 01:11:33,243 --> 01:11:38,160 A friend who was into me and worked her way. 1213 01:11:38,659 --> 01:11:40,243 Joke after joke... 1214 01:11:40,410 --> 01:11:42,658 parties, bets, dares... 1215 01:11:42,659 --> 01:11:44,327 and we ended up fucking. 1216 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,410 A genius. 1217 01:11:47,118 --> 01:11:48,951 I'm a bit jealous. 1218 01:11:54,868 --> 01:11:55,909 And... 1219 01:11:57,118 --> 01:11:58,576 did you let her? 1220 01:11:59,201 --> 01:12:01,242 Of course, I have nothing to lose. 1221 01:12:01,243 --> 01:12:02,576 I'm still gay. 1222 01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:05,285 No one thinks you stop being gay by fucking a girl. 1223 01:12:06,534 --> 01:12:07,576 Besides... 1224 01:12:08,327 --> 01:12:11,327 if I fell for her and we started a relationship... 1225 01:12:11,826 --> 01:12:13,868 I'd still be gay and people... 1226 01:12:14,243 --> 01:12:16,327 would think I'm gay deep inside. 1227 01:12:16,868 --> 01:12:17,909 True. 1228 01:12:17,910 --> 01:12:19,368 Your case is different. 1229 01:12:19,701 --> 01:12:21,285 If you fucked me... 1230 01:12:21,951 --> 01:12:24,285 people would immediately say... 1231 01:12:24,534 --> 01:12:26,826 you are gay and you've always been gay. 1232 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:29,492 Even if you say you are straight. 1233 01:12:30,492 --> 01:12:32,327 And if we started dating... 1234 01:12:32,868 --> 01:12:35,076 no one would ever say... 1235 01:12:35,701 --> 01:12:38,492 "I think this guy is straight deep down." 1236 01:12:38,534 --> 01:12:39,993 That's true. 1237 01:12:41,534 --> 01:12:43,910 - Did you like it? - I loved it. 1238 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,868 - You loved it? - Yes. 1239 01:12:46,327 --> 01:12:49,368 If you liked a little girl you'll love my big one. 1240 01:12:57,118 --> 01:12:58,743 Crazy you liked it. 1241 01:13:01,285 --> 01:13:03,951 In the end, it's the same. 1242 01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:05,618 It's not the same. 1243 01:13:06,993 --> 01:13:08,202 I'd say... 1244 01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:10,826 girls are... 1245 01:13:13,118 --> 01:13:15,285 are softer, like flowers. 1246 01:13:15,743 --> 01:13:19,743 Boys are more like trees, more rough, harder. 1247 01:13:21,076 --> 01:13:22,910 I'm a bit of a flower. 1248 01:13:23,743 --> 01:13:25,868 I'm soft, I have no hair. 1249 01:13:26,409 --> 01:13:27,993 It was a generalization. 1250 01:13:28,868 --> 01:13:30,868 Nothing is fixed, obviously... 1251 01:13:31,534 --> 01:13:33,368 in my experience... 1252 01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:35,451 girls are simply softer. 1253 01:13:38,285 --> 01:13:41,618 A shame you are so soft, I won't notice the difference. 1254 01:13:41,659 --> 01:13:43,493 Don't worry, I'll cover in sand. 1255 01:13:43,784 --> 01:13:45,035 I'm going to the water. 1256 01:13:45,076 --> 01:13:46,327 Really rough. 1257 01:13:56,202 --> 01:13:58,202 Do you think we all can be... 1258 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:00,368 bisexual? 1259 01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:04,285 No, gays are the ones who least believe in that. 1260 01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:06,701 A straight man looks at you and he's gay. 1261 01:14:06,743 --> 01:14:08,576 A straight man gets horny and he's gay. 1262 01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:11,910 Or a straight man goes partying and goes crazy... 1263 01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:13,118 he's gay. 1264 01:14:13,826 --> 01:14:15,701 I believe nothing is fixed... 1265 01:14:16,409 --> 01:14:20,202 all of us can be bisexual as my cousin's girl says. 1266 01:14:21,451 --> 01:14:23,202 I also think there are many sharks. 1267 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:24,910 Sharks? 1268 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,327 Don't you know? 1269 01:14:26,826 --> 01:14:29,409 Shark, once in a while it eats a man. 1270 01:14:29,534 --> 01:14:30,659 And they are straight. 1271 01:14:34,368 --> 01:14:35,451 You... 1272 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:37,368 could fuck me... 1273 01:14:38,701 --> 01:14:41,118 even fall in love with me... 1274 01:14:41,285 --> 01:14:42,450 and still be straight. 1275 01:14:42,451 --> 01:14:44,160 - Are you..? - Straight or bi. 1276 01:14:44,409 --> 01:14:46,784 You are tricking me. 1277 01:14:46,785 --> 01:14:49,493 This tender moment finishes tonight. 1278 01:14:50,077 --> 01:14:52,450 A kiss in the arm, it's just skin... 1279 01:14:52,451 --> 01:14:53,826 what's the difference... 1280 01:14:54,035 --> 01:14:56,160 between licking your arm or your dick? 1281 01:14:56,285 --> 01:14:57,493 When I least expect it... 1282 01:14:57,785 --> 01:14:59,159 I'll have it here. 1283 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:01,742 Think what you like, I'm giving my opinion... 1284 01:15:01,743 --> 01:15:03,202 not trying to convince you. 1285 01:15:03,367 --> 01:15:05,409 - I know, it's a joke. - I know. 1286 01:15:07,118 --> 01:15:09,035 Technique of skin of the arm. 1287 01:15:11,118 --> 01:15:12,618 You have suck my finger... 1288 01:15:12,868 --> 01:15:16,409 tonight you'll suck my dick, focused, thinking in an arm... 1289 01:15:16,826 --> 01:15:17,993 and it's done. 1290 01:15:18,367 --> 01:15:20,035 Thinking it's a thumb. 1291 01:15:20,493 --> 01:15:21,493 Swollen. 1292 01:15:21,785 --> 01:15:23,743 A swollen thumb without bones. 1293 01:15:23,826 --> 01:15:24,868 With no bones? 1294 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:27,867 With you it gets so hard you'll think there's a bone. 1295 01:15:27,868 --> 01:15:28,993 A femur. 1296 01:15:32,243 --> 01:15:33,327 Wait, listen. 1297 01:15:33,368 --> 01:15:35,368 Have you seen the start of A Space Odyssey? 1298 01:15:35,409 --> 01:15:37,077 - Yes. - Sorry. 1299 01:15:37,409 --> 01:15:39,035 Well, there... 1300 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,368 a monkey grabs a femur and hits other bones. 1301 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:44,159 That's true. 1302 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:46,160 How are you so sure it's a femur? 1303 01:15:46,202 --> 01:15:47,659 It can be any other. 1304 01:15:47,701 --> 01:15:49,035 It's a femur, I know it. 1305 01:15:50,077 --> 01:15:52,493 You can't be that sure. 1306 01:15:52,534 --> 01:15:55,242 How is the skin of the arm like the one of the dick? 1307 01:15:55,243 --> 01:15:56,701 You haven't eaten any. 1308 01:15:57,035 --> 01:15:58,742 I'm not sure about that. 1309 01:15:58,743 --> 01:16:00,534 No, but it's a femur. 1310 01:16:01,618 --> 01:16:03,409 I've seen the movie too many times... 1311 01:16:03,451 --> 01:16:04,993 I loved Kubrick as a kid. 1312 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,077 I'm sure. 1313 01:16:06,078 --> 01:16:07,576 You're so gay, dude. 1314 01:16:08,202 --> 01:16:10,533 Kids your age were watching cable... 1315 01:16:10,534 --> 01:16:12,076 trying to find boobs. 1316 01:16:12,077 --> 01:16:14,118 And you watching A Space Odyssey. 1317 01:16:15,409 --> 01:16:16,576 That's life. 1318 01:16:16,618 --> 01:16:18,910 Who would say I'd date an astronaut. 1319 01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,868 And you? What would you watch? 1320 01:16:21,951 --> 01:16:23,202 I... 1321 01:16:23,243 --> 01:16:24,408 opera videos. 1322 01:16:24,409 --> 01:16:25,409 What? 1323 01:16:26,118 --> 01:16:27,785 Yes, nothing strange. 1324 01:16:28,701 --> 01:16:29,701 Mozart. 1325 01:16:31,993 --> 01:16:33,327 It's the same. 1326 01:16:33,701 --> 01:16:34,910 Who would say... 1327 01:16:35,118 --> 01:16:36,285 you'd end up...? 1328 01:16:36,327 --> 01:16:37,409 The Magic Flute. 1329 01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:38,910 Yes. 1330 01:16:39,368 --> 01:16:41,035 You read my mind. 1331 01:16:41,077 --> 01:16:42,785 I'm still trying to play it. 1332 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,785 Now you have to blow, Hamelin. 1333 01:16:46,118 --> 01:16:48,909 You can pervert any children's play. 1334 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:50,618 It's like that. 1335 01:16:50,785 --> 01:16:52,492 I center everything in my dick. 1336 01:16:52,493 --> 01:16:54,035 It's called heterophallucentrism. 1337 01:16:54,326 --> 01:16:55,493 For example... 1338 01:16:56,493 --> 01:16:58,285 Hold my beauty as a beast. 1339 01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,701 Drive your sword in me, Merlin. 1340 01:17:01,743 --> 01:17:05,201 No, Merlin is the mage, Arturo takes it... 1341 01:17:05,202 --> 01:17:07,160 and he doesn't drive it, he takes it out. 1342 01:17:07,202 --> 01:17:10,451 Well, drive it, take it out, as if you didn't know. 1343 01:17:12,326 --> 01:17:14,576 Well, leave your tail, Little Mermaid. 1344 01:17:15,409 --> 01:17:17,618 It's your favorite, you've already said it. 1345 01:17:18,118 --> 01:17:19,451 There are more. 1346 01:17:21,035 --> 01:17:22,825 I want your powder, Tinkerbell. 1347 01:17:22,826 --> 01:17:24,285 That's great. 1348 01:17:24,868 --> 01:17:28,035 You have to take notes, we have to do a movie. 1349 01:17:28,451 --> 01:17:30,743 Closer to take out the Snow White. 1350 01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:33,700 You want my snow, dude. 1351 01:17:33,701 --> 01:17:34,701 Yes. 1352 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:38,285 Wait, Sabri is looking, do something. 1353 01:17:38,409 --> 01:17:41,326 Look, each time someone gets closer... 1354 01:17:41,368 --> 01:17:42,909 your dick comes closer. 1355 01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:44,368 Don't you think that's gay? 1356 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,534 I've doing it for a while and you complain now. 1357 01:17:46,868 --> 01:17:48,326 There's Dumbo for a while. 1358 01:17:49,993 --> 01:17:52,493 It's like Dumbo, it has big ears. 1359 01:17:54,118 --> 01:17:56,326 Big ears but short trunk. 1360 01:17:57,701 --> 01:17:59,785 It's not small, you idiot. 1361 01:18:00,534 --> 01:18:02,826 Come on, they must see something gay. 1362 01:18:02,868 --> 01:18:04,160 What's something gay? 1363 01:18:04,202 --> 01:18:06,743 A choreography of Mary Poppins? 1364 01:18:07,244 --> 01:18:08,576 I don't know. 1365 01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:11,951 Prepare some drinks and I'll hug you from behind. 1366 01:18:11,952 --> 01:18:12,992 You turn round. 1367 01:18:12,993 --> 01:18:14,910 You won't dare, come on. 1368 01:18:15,035 --> 01:18:17,285 Stand there, asshole. 1369 01:18:19,118 --> 01:18:20,160 If you are lucky... 1370 01:18:20,368 --> 01:18:22,618 if you rub the lamp the genie comes out. 1371 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:24,617 I'd ask him to go to the past... 1372 01:18:24,618 --> 01:18:27,826 and rub your closet and we can skip the rigmarole. 1373 01:18:28,244 --> 01:18:30,285 I never had a closet. 1374 01:18:30,326 --> 01:18:32,450 Always drawers or dresser. 1375 01:18:32,451 --> 01:18:34,035 Maybe that's the reason... 1376 01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:35,952 I'm straight due to furniture reasons. 1377 01:18:39,576 --> 01:18:40,743 Your ass is hard. 1378 01:18:40,785 --> 01:18:43,743 Be careful, your dick may go hard. 1379 01:18:44,077 --> 01:18:46,284 That's the problem, it goes so hard. 1380 01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:48,035 Is the bread made of levain? 1381 01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:50,952 They do. 1382 01:18:51,284 --> 01:18:53,493 Mine goes hard a lot. 1383 01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:56,743 Maybe you leave it too much in the oven. 1384 01:18:56,826 --> 01:18:59,243 No, it goes hard even before cooking it. 1385 01:18:59,244 --> 01:19:01,244 He leaves it outside for too long. 1386 01:19:02,618 --> 01:19:04,659 We are looking for the right point. 1387 01:19:04,660 --> 01:19:06,576 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1388 01:19:08,409 --> 01:19:10,326 What's bread with levain? 1389 01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:13,660 - Come on. - What? 1390 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,077 I've prepared two drinks. 1391 01:19:17,118 --> 01:19:19,244 I'll show something on my phone. 1392 01:19:21,326 --> 01:19:22,868 The levain bread... 1393 01:19:23,077 --> 01:19:26,743 is a technique that makes bread rise due to fermentation. 1394 01:19:26,785 --> 01:19:28,535 It's sometimes hard at first. 1395 01:19:29,827 --> 01:19:30,910 Do you like cooking? 1396 01:19:31,368 --> 01:19:32,368 Yes. 1397 01:19:32,535 --> 01:19:33,618 As an adult. 1398 01:19:33,743 --> 01:19:36,202 As a kid I felt... 1399 01:19:36,244 --> 01:19:37,368 a little gay. 1400 01:19:37,535 --> 01:19:38,409 Really. 1401 01:19:38,451 --> 01:19:40,803 I pretended I liked my dad's tools. 1402 01:19:40,827 --> 01:19:42,493 But I do like tools. 1403 01:19:43,202 --> 01:19:44,368 The drill? 1404 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,202 Do you like it? 1405 01:19:47,368 --> 01:19:48,368 Dude... 1406 01:19:49,202 --> 01:19:51,119 you rub your dick when partying... 1407 01:19:51,326 --> 01:19:52,952 but then you go "No, dude, stop... 1408 01:19:52,993 --> 01:19:54,534 we are friends, I'm straight... 1409 01:19:54,535 --> 01:19:56,326 come back down to earth." 1410 01:19:57,284 --> 01:19:59,244 You are a fucking cocktease. 1411 01:20:02,409 --> 01:20:03,409 What? 1412 01:20:04,119 --> 01:20:05,119 Are you angry? 1413 01:20:06,077 --> 01:20:07,077 Yes. 1414 01:20:07,535 --> 01:20:08,535 Really? 1415 01:20:10,701 --> 01:20:12,202 This is not helping me. 1416 01:20:12,244 --> 01:20:14,952 I'm falling for you, please take me home. 1417 01:20:15,827 --> 01:20:16,910 Please. 1418 01:20:22,244 --> 01:20:23,868 You are an asshole. 1419 01:20:25,410 --> 01:20:27,701 Drill me as much as you want. 1420 01:20:28,326 --> 01:20:29,368 In here. 1421 01:20:29,618 --> 01:20:31,575 I have two jeans and two protections. 1422 01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,244 Two jeans with double underwear. 1423 01:20:33,493 --> 01:20:34,617 Have you seen your face? 1424 01:20:34,618 --> 01:20:36,367 Wait, why two jeans and double underwear? 1425 01:20:36,368 --> 01:20:37,535 Two plus two. 1426 01:20:37,576 --> 01:20:39,617 My jeans and your jeans, my underwear and yours. 1427 01:20:39,618 --> 01:20:41,368 I don't wear underwear. 1428 01:20:41,910 --> 01:20:42,910 Fucker. 1429 01:20:42,952 --> 01:20:44,118 I'm lying. 1430 01:20:44,119 --> 01:20:46,284 See this hold? I've been preparing it for long. 1431 01:20:46,326 --> 01:20:47,202 But it's true. 1432 01:20:47,203 --> 01:20:48,367 It's true. 1433 01:20:48,368 --> 01:20:49,368 It's not true. 1434 01:20:49,576 --> 01:20:50,827 I have, I wear. 1435 01:20:51,202 --> 01:20:53,040 The Sleeping Beauty is held tightly. 1436 01:20:54,077 --> 01:20:55,450 Let her be held there... 1437 01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:57,326 if it wakes up it's Gulliver. 1438 01:20:57,368 --> 01:20:59,451 It's not that big, you saw it. 1439 01:20:59,493 --> 01:21:01,243 I don't mean the size... 1440 01:21:01,368 --> 01:21:04,492 but because it stands up even if it's held tightly. 1441 01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,868 I have a dick, too, and I had to go... 1442 01:21:07,035 --> 01:21:08,242 with the bag over. 1443 01:21:08,243 --> 01:21:09,660 On the bus. 1444 01:21:10,202 --> 01:21:11,785 Not because I'm gay. 1445 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,202 Anyway... 1446 01:21:14,660 --> 01:21:16,576 I got scared when you asked me... 1447 01:21:16,868 --> 01:21:18,201 to take you home. 1448 01:21:18,202 --> 01:21:19,868 Let's have a safe word. 1449 01:21:21,119 --> 01:21:22,702 Safe word? 1450 01:21:23,702 --> 01:21:25,077 Are you idiot? 1451 01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:26,992 Really, like people who choke others... 1452 01:21:26,993 --> 01:21:28,160 that kind of stuff. 1453 01:21:28,202 --> 01:21:29,410 Are you serious? 1454 01:21:29,576 --> 01:21:30,576 Yes. 1455 01:21:34,910 --> 01:21:36,035 Are you idiot? 1456 01:21:36,077 --> 01:21:38,202 No, really, we choose a safe word... 1457 01:21:38,493 --> 01:21:41,035 and if we get confused or feel it's weird... 1458 01:21:41,077 --> 01:21:43,077 we say it and we talk. 1459 01:21:43,910 --> 01:21:45,743 What should we talk about? 1460 01:21:45,785 --> 01:21:47,952 What? Are you high or what? 1461 01:21:47,994 --> 01:21:50,451 I want some of that stuff, Alice. 1462 01:21:50,868 --> 01:21:52,368 That may be, Alice. 1463 01:21:52,827 --> 01:21:54,243 No, not Alice. 1464 01:21:55,035 --> 01:21:56,035 A girl's word. 1465 01:21:58,410 --> 01:21:59,451 Scrotum. 1466 01:22:00,077 --> 01:22:01,202 Or glans. 1467 01:22:02,952 --> 01:22:05,492 Like that at least if it gets weird... 1468 01:22:05,493 --> 01:22:07,035 we'll laugh. 1469 01:22:08,702 --> 01:22:09,827 Alice. 1470 01:22:10,243 --> 01:22:11,993 - Sabrina. - It may work. 1471 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:13,077 There comes Sabrina. 1472 01:22:15,451 --> 01:22:16,493 Everything ok? 1473 01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:17,660 Yes. 1474 01:22:18,077 --> 01:22:19,492 You can't stop laughing. 1475 01:22:19,493 --> 01:22:20,284 No. 1476 01:22:20,493 --> 01:22:21,702 Can I take him? 1477 01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:23,867 Yes, of course, he's all yours. 1478 01:22:23,868 --> 01:22:25,326 Yes, but listen. 1479 01:22:25,743 --> 01:22:28,077 What's your favorite Disney movie? 1480 01:22:29,035 --> 01:22:30,035 Critters. 1481 01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:31,910 Thanks. 1482 01:22:33,077 --> 01:22:34,576 That's it. Critters. 1483 01:22:34,618 --> 01:22:35,952 It's not a Disney movie. 1484 01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:37,119 It doesn't matter. 1485 01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:44,035 Such an asshole. 1486 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,951 Asshole, you are so cunning. 1487 01:23:00,952 --> 01:23:02,077 And you? 1488 01:23:02,119 --> 01:23:04,285 Mr. Milky Way From my Dick. 1489 01:23:23,410 --> 01:23:25,994 Sabri told me she'll throw a party... 1490 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,285 in her friend's house, near the forest. 1491 01:23:30,326 --> 01:23:31,702 A kilometer to the south. 1492 01:23:32,618 --> 01:23:34,077 Do you want to go? 1493 01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:37,368 I don't know, I told her I'd think about it. 1494 01:23:37,910 --> 01:23:39,035 I'm in. 1495 01:23:41,952 --> 01:23:43,368 You haven't drunk. 1496 01:23:44,368 --> 01:23:45,868 We leave the truck at home... 1497 01:23:46,243 --> 01:23:49,201 We steal some beers and go to the beach. 1498 01:23:51,869 --> 01:23:52,869 Deal. 1499 01:23:58,119 --> 01:23:59,119 What are you looking for? 1500 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,493 My notebook. 1501 01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:02,493 Was it beer you needed? 1502 01:24:04,869 --> 01:24:07,285 At this point you can blow me with sparkling water. 1503 01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:09,827 Good to know it. 1504 01:24:17,119 --> 01:24:18,159 That's awesome. 1505 01:24:20,577 --> 01:24:21,827 Good morning. 1506 01:24:22,159 --> 01:24:23,285 Good morning. 1507 01:24:26,077 --> 01:24:27,410 It's two in the afternoon. 1508 01:24:28,577 --> 01:24:30,577 We went to bed late. 1509 01:24:33,285 --> 01:24:34,285 Hey... 1510 01:24:36,243 --> 01:24:37,660 what about this guy? 1511 01:24:37,785 --> 01:24:38,952 Are you careful? 1512 01:24:39,326 --> 01:24:40,952 Or are you going slowly? 1513 01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:44,035 What do you mean? 1514 01:24:44,785 --> 01:24:47,151 I mean... condomly. 1515 01:24:50,493 --> 01:24:51,785 Leave him be. 1516 01:24:52,077 --> 01:24:53,077 Yes, why? 1517 01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:55,326 No... 1518 01:24:56,535 --> 01:25:00,368 because... I went to... take some condoms... 1519 01:25:00,493 --> 01:25:01,702 from your bag... 1520 01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:03,285 I had none... 1521 01:25:03,326 --> 01:25:04,577 and... 1522 01:25:05,451 --> 01:25:06,577 and... 1523 01:25:06,785 --> 01:25:09,451 and I saw the condom packet unopened. 1524 01:25:14,827 --> 01:25:16,035 It's strange. 1525 01:25:16,285 --> 01:25:18,285 Please, leave him be. 1526 01:25:19,410 --> 01:25:20,785 We don't fuck. 1527 01:25:21,743 --> 01:25:22,910 It's a secret. 1528 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,077 It's a bet, I mean, we are no couple. 1529 01:25:26,452 --> 01:25:29,367 I won a bet and it went out of control. 1530 01:25:29,368 --> 01:25:30,618 Are you kidding me? 1531 01:25:31,743 --> 01:25:33,077 Really? 1532 01:25:34,410 --> 01:25:36,076 I loved the couple. 1533 01:25:36,077 --> 01:25:37,326 - Did you? - Yes. 1534 01:25:38,326 --> 01:25:40,577 Why aren't together? It's possible. 1535 01:25:42,119 --> 01:25:43,660 How do you feel? 1536 01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:46,410 Aren't you putting too much energy... 1537 01:25:47,035 --> 01:25:48,284 in something that won't progress. 1538 01:25:48,285 --> 01:25:50,201 I don't care. 1539 01:25:51,577 --> 01:25:53,035 A little... 1540 01:25:53,952 --> 01:25:55,410 silly fiction. 1541 01:25:55,452 --> 01:25:57,576 We have a good time, that's all. 1542 01:25:57,577 --> 01:25:59,827 It's not a matter of life and death. 1543 01:26:01,035 --> 01:26:02,119 No friction. 1544 01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,035 Sorry, I don't understand. 1545 01:26:06,618 --> 01:26:07,702 Don't you like him? 1546 01:26:08,410 --> 01:26:10,994 Don't you get horny when he touches your leg? 1547 01:26:14,077 --> 01:26:16,618 Well, have condoms with you anyway. 1548 01:26:16,744 --> 01:26:20,160 You know what grandma used to say. 1549 01:26:20,869 --> 01:26:22,285 What did she say? 1550 01:26:22,326 --> 01:26:25,869 When you were 14 and were glued to Juanchi. 1551 01:26:26,368 --> 01:26:27,368 My cousin. 1552 01:26:28,243 --> 01:26:29,577 Grandma said... 1553 01:26:30,910 --> 01:26:33,201 Fighting games, asses broken. 1554 01:26:33,702 --> 01:26:34,952 Control the kids. 1555 01:26:37,368 --> 01:26:39,036 That's true, control the kids. 1556 01:26:40,410 --> 01:26:41,493 She devil. 1557 01:26:41,994 --> 01:26:43,869 I was this close to fucking him. 1558 01:26:44,869 --> 01:26:45,994 Disgusting. 1559 01:26:46,243 --> 01:26:48,910 Well, you fucked my friend when you were 14. 1560 01:26:48,952 --> 01:26:50,869 Well, she is a second cousin. 1561 01:26:50,910 --> 01:26:51,785 What? 1562 01:26:51,786 --> 01:26:52,910 It's different. 1563 01:26:57,493 --> 01:26:58,869 You haven't answered. 1564 01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:01,493 Do you like him or not? 1565 01:27:02,493 --> 01:27:05,326 You are asking that because you care about me. 1566 01:27:07,036 --> 01:27:08,994 I don't like him right now. 1567 01:27:10,452 --> 01:27:14,077 Of course, the danger, the adrenalin. 1568 01:27:15,827 --> 01:27:17,618 But we haven't even kissed. 1569 01:27:17,744 --> 01:27:19,243 Another living dead. 1570 01:27:19,285 --> 01:27:19,952 Hello. 1571 01:27:19,953 --> 01:27:21,285 - Hi. - Good morning. 1572 01:27:24,618 --> 01:27:25,744 And the others? 1573 01:27:25,785 --> 01:27:26,994 In the center. 1574 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:30,869 Hey, Maxi. 1575 01:27:32,243 --> 01:27:36,077 Lucero, Lula's sister, wrote me, from Norway... 1576 01:27:36,577 --> 01:27:40,117 and asked me about Pedro's brand new boyfriend. 1577 01:27:40,118 --> 01:27:41,827 Well, not boyfriend. 1578 01:27:43,077 --> 01:27:44,617 Remember I told you about Lula's sister? 1579 01:27:44,618 --> 01:27:45,618 I do. 1580 01:27:45,910 --> 01:27:48,868 Friends with rights, he doesn't like tags. 1581 01:27:48,869 --> 01:27:50,410 I like that one. 1582 01:27:50,869 --> 01:27:53,452 - That was a TV show. - Yes, have you seen it? 1583 01:27:53,869 --> 01:27:56,077 Listen, friends with rights. 1584 01:27:56,327 --> 01:28:00,827 She asked me for a picture because she doesn't believe... 1585 01:28:00,869 --> 01:28:02,535 Pedro is so in love. 1586 01:28:03,410 --> 01:28:04,534 Can I? 1587 01:28:04,535 --> 01:28:05,619 Yes. 1588 01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:08,285 No, but... 1589 01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:09,785 come. 1590 01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,201 - There? - Yes, sit here. 1591 01:28:17,118 --> 01:28:18,201 There. 1592 01:28:20,452 --> 01:28:21,493 Come on, dude. 1593 01:28:21,535 --> 01:28:23,952 You look like friends. 1594 01:28:24,118 --> 01:28:25,327 A kiss, really. 1595 01:28:25,577 --> 01:28:27,326 A kiss, a little one. 1596 01:28:27,327 --> 01:28:29,076 - Don't be an asshole. - A little one. 1597 01:28:29,118 --> 01:28:30,493 Come on, Lula, do it. 1598 01:28:30,702 --> 01:28:32,660 Are you embarrassed now? 1599 01:28:33,076 --> 01:28:34,452 Are you kidding me? 1600 01:28:34,493 --> 01:28:35,452 Come on. 1601 01:28:35,453 --> 01:28:36,493 A little kiss. 1602 01:28:36,869 --> 01:28:38,076 Just the tip. 1603 01:28:49,368 --> 01:28:50,452 So fake. 1604 01:28:50,493 --> 01:28:51,493 Why? 1605 01:28:51,535 --> 01:28:52,659 She won't buy it. 1606 01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:54,619 I sent her photos of everyone... 1607 01:28:54,911 --> 01:28:56,660 of you being straight. 1608 01:28:56,744 --> 01:28:58,827 Come on, more passion. 1609 01:29:00,660 --> 01:29:01,660 Come. 1610 01:29:05,118 --> 01:29:06,785 Passion, passion. 1611 01:29:08,827 --> 01:29:10,702 They were kids again. 1612 01:29:22,869 --> 01:29:23,702 So? 1613 01:29:23,744 --> 01:29:25,492 I got distracted watching. 1614 01:29:25,493 --> 01:29:27,744 Now I get boys with lesbians. 1615 01:29:27,785 --> 01:29:29,285 Don't be a whore, love. 1616 01:29:31,619 --> 01:29:32,911 Lula, come on. 1617 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:35,952 What happened with the king of sexual freedom... 1618 01:29:35,994 --> 01:29:37,910 kissing in the street and that stuff? 1619 01:29:37,911 --> 01:29:39,701 Maybe he's uncomfortable. 1620 01:29:39,702 --> 01:29:42,118 I have no problem, each kiss is like the first. 1621 01:29:42,285 --> 01:29:43,285 See? 1622 01:29:44,036 --> 01:29:46,409 Just one more, I'll take the picture. 1623 01:29:46,410 --> 01:29:47,410 Right. 1624 01:29:59,285 --> 01:30:00,327 Well, done. 1625 01:30:01,660 --> 01:30:03,618 - Now? - Now it's ok. 1626 01:30:03,619 --> 01:30:04,952 So Hollywood. 1627 01:30:04,994 --> 01:30:06,577 Yes, Morningwood. 1628 01:30:08,952 --> 01:30:12,118 I'll make some coffee, the day started really high. 1629 01:30:14,035 --> 01:30:15,744 Morningwood kiss. 1630 01:30:18,660 --> 01:30:20,285 Can I use that charger? 1631 01:30:21,118 --> 01:30:22,118 Use it. 1632 01:30:24,702 --> 01:30:26,327 I didn't get Morningwood. 1633 01:30:27,035 --> 01:30:29,702 Is it just my idea or his dick was hard? 1634 01:30:29,869 --> 01:30:31,744 Of course, love... 1635 01:30:31,869 --> 01:30:34,744 Moringwood is when you wake up hard. 1636 01:30:36,452 --> 01:30:37,410 I didn't know it. 1637 01:30:37,410 --> 01:30:38,243 Pedro. 1638 01:30:38,410 --> 01:30:39,410 Come. 1639 01:30:42,076 --> 01:30:43,076 What? 1640 01:30:43,368 --> 01:30:46,827 What's up? It's a bet, but he'll end up in Hollywood. 1641 01:30:47,994 --> 01:30:50,786 Like you, who gets hard with the belt pouch. 1642 01:30:50,827 --> 01:30:53,076 Mine is tight, it's different. 1643 01:30:53,118 --> 01:30:54,118 Horrible. 1644 01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:56,660 You liked it, didn't you? 1645 01:30:57,577 --> 01:30:59,327 I don't know if thanking you... 1646 01:30:59,619 --> 01:31:01,410 or telling you to fuck off. 1647 01:31:03,076 --> 01:31:05,159 If tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe it... 1648 01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:06,911 we send her a picture of a nice blowjob. 1649 01:31:07,410 --> 01:31:08,994 A selfie, in the room. 1650 01:31:09,035 --> 01:31:10,702 I'll take it, no problem. 1651 01:31:14,952 --> 01:31:16,118 Fuck off. 1652 01:31:21,035 --> 01:31:22,035 You liked it. 1653 01:31:22,452 --> 01:31:24,744 You had a great time, enjoyed the show. 1654 01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:26,327 You silly. 1655 01:31:34,786 --> 01:31:38,202 Well, let's say we start dating... 1656 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:42,786 you meet my mother and she asks how we met... 1657 01:31:43,118 --> 01:31:44,202 what will you say? 1658 01:31:48,577 --> 01:31:49,660 I have it. 1659 01:31:56,702 --> 01:31:58,159 He was straight. 1660 01:31:58,160 --> 01:32:00,786 The doctor said that when he gave him to you. 1661 01:32:02,118 --> 01:32:03,118 Asshole. 1662 01:32:03,702 --> 01:32:04,702 So... 1663 01:32:05,202 --> 01:32:07,744 I don't know why he started fucking men. 1664 01:32:07,952 --> 01:32:10,452 We were just friends, I swear. 1665 01:32:10,993 --> 01:32:13,786 I'm single and decided to give him a hand. 1666 01:32:14,077 --> 01:32:17,077 And when I'm fucking him, I take my dick out... 1667 01:32:18,952 --> 01:32:20,911 a little brown thingy. 1668 01:32:22,952 --> 01:32:23,952 Asshole. 1669 01:32:24,452 --> 01:32:26,577 And I saw it, too small... 1670 01:32:26,619 --> 01:32:30,369 like a grape seed, but it was perfectly... 1671 01:32:30,410 --> 01:32:31,619 heart-shaped. 1672 01:32:32,077 --> 01:32:36,327 I saw it, it was a sign, I fell in love. 1673 01:32:37,327 --> 01:32:39,911 So we fucked in hiding... 1674 01:32:40,911 --> 01:32:42,869 until we started dating. 1675 01:32:46,410 --> 01:32:47,660 So idiot. 1676 01:32:57,452 --> 01:32:58,494 Hey. 1677 01:32:59,327 --> 01:33:01,661 Your mother accepted it, but who's telling your father? 1678 01:33:01,911 --> 01:33:02,911 That's difficult. 1679 01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:05,118 I will. 1680 01:33:10,327 --> 01:33:11,369 Hey, dad. 1681 01:33:12,285 --> 01:33:14,160 Remember "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? 1682 01:33:14,452 --> 01:33:16,202 There was the kid, the wolf... 1683 01:33:16,786 --> 01:33:18,327 and the part of the poo. 1684 01:33:18,827 --> 01:33:20,410 There wasn't poo? 1685 01:33:20,619 --> 01:33:22,160 Well, now there is. 1686 01:33:22,202 --> 01:33:23,535 How is that-? 1687 01:33:23,577 --> 01:33:25,327 Directly, no filter. 1688 01:33:25,369 --> 01:33:26,869 You are disgusting. 1689 01:33:27,369 --> 01:33:29,577 Well, you used hearts, but I- 1690 01:33:29,619 --> 01:33:30,952 I made it nice. 1691 01:33:31,827 --> 01:33:34,553 All we have to have so no one has nothing to do... 1692 01:33:34,577 --> 01:33:36,951 so they can lie in the sand, facing the sun... 1693 01:33:36,952 --> 01:33:38,160 with an empty head... 1694 01:33:38,327 --> 01:33:39,619 and lie with women. 1695 01:33:39,993 --> 01:33:42,160 That's what you want sometimes, said Angel... 1696 01:33:42,410 --> 01:33:43,577 and sometimes you don't. 1697 01:33:44,327 --> 01:33:45,911 You always want it. 1698 01:33:48,410 --> 01:33:49,619 It's the guys. 1699 01:33:49,661 --> 01:33:50,827 What's up? 1700 01:33:51,118 --> 01:33:53,452 They are in Ostende, they'll spend the afternoon. 1701 01:33:53,952 --> 01:33:54,993 Is it a beach? 1702 01:33:55,160 --> 01:33:57,243 Yes, an area nearby. 1703 01:33:59,077 --> 01:34:00,786 They shall bring pastries. 1704 01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:04,744 What do we do about Sabrina's? 1705 01:34:06,327 --> 01:34:07,494 Want to go alone? 1706 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:13,660 I find this silly game of being a couple funny... 1707 01:34:13,661 --> 01:34:14,869 but I don't know... 1708 01:34:15,244 --> 01:34:17,452 I like it more than being near her. 1709 01:34:17,786 --> 01:34:19,035 Think a plan B. 1710 01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,785 We're still dating, you have until tomorrow. 1711 01:34:21,786 --> 01:34:23,868 Once in Buenos Aires you call her... 1712 01:34:23,869 --> 01:34:25,327 and see what you feel. 1713 01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:27,035 Without me in the middle. 1714 01:34:29,952 --> 01:34:31,327 Is that your fantasy? 1715 01:34:32,035 --> 01:34:33,035 What? 1716 01:34:34,869 --> 01:34:37,577 Us fucking, the tension disappearing... 1717 01:34:38,244 --> 01:34:40,535 me with my ex, and we being friends. 1718 01:34:40,661 --> 01:34:43,118 No, you want to fuck me, that's yours. 1719 01:34:45,577 --> 01:34:46,744 And what's yours? 1720 01:34:55,536 --> 01:34:56,827 What do you want to hear? 1721 01:34:57,911 --> 01:34:59,160 That you are hot? 1722 01:35:00,952 --> 01:35:02,661 You are insanely hot. 1723 01:35:04,786 --> 01:35:05,993 You want to fuck? 1724 01:35:06,118 --> 01:35:08,160 I'll take my pants off and do it, now. 1725 01:35:09,536 --> 01:35:12,410 Regarding your ex, I'm happy if you're happy. 1726 01:35:16,077 --> 01:35:18,410 Always friends, that won't change. 1727 01:35:22,410 --> 01:35:23,827 Can I be honest? 1728 01:35:24,118 --> 01:35:25,619 Yes, we're already in too deep. 1729 01:35:28,452 --> 01:35:30,702 Obviously, I want us to fuck. 1730 01:35:31,952 --> 01:35:33,244 Let's make love. 1731 01:35:33,577 --> 01:35:35,118 I'm serious. 1732 01:35:35,827 --> 01:35:36,910 Here in the sofa. 1733 01:35:37,993 --> 01:35:38,993 Critters. 1734 01:35:39,744 --> 01:35:42,869 Critters, Maxi. We can't joke now. 1735 01:35:43,452 --> 01:35:45,661 I'm putting my hand in your pants... 1736 01:35:45,744 --> 01:35:48,744 and you go "we are friends, take it out, it hurts." 1737 01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:51,910 Fine, we can't joke with Critters. 1738 01:35:53,952 --> 01:35:55,369 But yes, I want to. 1739 01:35:59,410 --> 01:36:01,577 I'm scared of hurting you... 1740 01:36:02,369 --> 01:36:03,952 or ruining our friendship. 1741 01:36:06,118 --> 01:36:07,244 I don't want that. 1742 01:36:08,327 --> 01:36:09,369 Then we don't fuck. 1743 01:36:10,369 --> 01:36:12,494 Why crossing that line if we are fine now. 1744 01:36:14,661 --> 01:36:15,661 Look... 1745 01:36:16,828 --> 01:36:18,619 I come close to your neck at night. 1746 01:36:19,661 --> 01:36:21,285 And while you snore I smell you... 1747 01:36:22,119 --> 01:36:23,285 and I jerk off. 1748 01:36:23,577 --> 01:36:26,035 A few and you haven't noticed. 1749 01:36:26,077 --> 01:36:27,660 I'm sure that's true. 1750 01:36:27,661 --> 01:36:29,410 I won't lie, it's a mixture of... 1751 01:36:30,202 --> 01:36:33,077 the smell of the cologne you shouldn't use and the sun. 1752 01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,452 Tasty. 1753 01:36:43,786 --> 01:36:45,285 Do you want to fuck me? 1754 01:36:48,244 --> 01:36:50,035 Maxi, I'm an astronaut. 1755 01:36:50,244 --> 01:36:52,244 You are the one afraid of outer space. 1756 01:36:53,202 --> 01:36:55,327 What should I say? Ask you out? 1757 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:57,619 Do you want to be my boyfriend? 1758 01:37:00,619 --> 01:37:02,869 Do you want? Or don't you? 1759 01:37:04,494 --> 01:37:05,494 Do you? 1760 01:37:07,327 --> 01:37:08,327 Done. 1761 01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:11,410 Guys suck, don't we? 1762 01:37:11,411 --> 01:37:13,035 Don't ask me, I love them. 1763 01:37:18,536 --> 01:37:19,702 Think about it. 1764 01:37:20,910 --> 01:37:21,910 What? 1765 01:37:22,119 --> 01:37:23,160 I'm hungry. 1766 01:37:23,285 --> 01:37:24,452 I am too. 1767 01:37:25,619 --> 01:37:26,909 I think I have... 1768 01:37:26,910 --> 01:37:28,202 eggs and biscuits. 1769 01:37:29,786 --> 01:37:32,077 Think about it. Being my boyfriend. 1770 01:37:32,619 --> 01:37:33,619 Right. 1771 01:37:33,744 --> 01:37:36,077 Decide. If you want... 1772 01:37:36,577 --> 01:37:37,618 I'll decide. 1773 01:37:37,619 --> 01:37:39,285 Maybe I don't want to. 1774 01:37:56,244 --> 01:37:57,451 Pay attention. 1775 01:37:57,452 --> 01:37:58,619 Can you hear? 1776 01:37:59,744 --> 01:38:00,744 What? 1777 01:38:02,952 --> 01:38:03,952 Can't you hear it? 1778 01:38:04,369 --> 01:38:05,369 What? 1779 01:38:06,119 --> 01:38:08,410 The laughs of all the girls you fucked. 1780 01:38:08,411 --> 01:38:10,827 They asked if you only wanted to fuck them. 1781 01:38:10,828 --> 01:38:12,077 You are an idiot. 1782 01:39:03,119 --> 01:39:04,369 Just for you to know. 1783 01:39:04,910 --> 01:39:07,243 Sabri's friends say we are a nice couple. 1784 01:39:07,244 --> 01:39:08,119 Yes? 1785 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:09,369 Think about it. 1786 01:39:14,077 --> 01:39:15,077 Hi. 1787 01:39:15,244 --> 01:39:16,577 What happened? 1788 01:39:18,827 --> 01:39:19,994 He's so silly. 1789 01:39:20,244 --> 01:39:21,244 Yes. 1790 01:39:22,744 --> 01:39:23,744 Everything ok? 1791 01:39:24,035 --> 01:39:25,661 Everything ok, and you? 1792 01:39:26,244 --> 01:39:27,244 Fine. 1793 01:39:30,077 --> 01:39:32,827 Have you ever dated girls? 1794 01:39:33,744 --> 01:39:35,952 Yes, but it was... 1795 01:39:36,077 --> 01:39:37,577 just... 1796 01:39:37,868 --> 01:39:38,703 sex stuff. 1797 01:39:38,744 --> 01:39:39,744 Right. 1798 01:39:41,244 --> 01:39:42,327 I have, too. 1799 01:39:42,536 --> 01:39:44,411 - Yes? I didn't know. - Yes. 1800 01:39:44,952 --> 01:39:47,561 I loved girls sexually. 1801 01:39:47,994 --> 01:39:49,119 They were the best. 1802 01:39:49,619 --> 01:39:51,159 But one morning... 1803 01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,077 one of them wanted to cuddle and I didn't. 1804 01:39:53,119 --> 01:39:55,452 Now I tell them in advance it's just sex. 1805 01:39:55,744 --> 01:39:57,703 To avoid problems. 1806 01:39:58,452 --> 01:39:59,452 Exactly. 1807 01:40:08,952 --> 01:40:10,994 Has he told you about our break up? 1808 01:40:13,452 --> 01:40:15,077 Yes, he told me... 1809 01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:17,160 well... 1810 01:40:17,452 --> 01:40:19,411 a failed threesome. 1811 01:40:20,536 --> 01:40:21,952 Yes, more or less. 1812 01:40:23,411 --> 01:40:24,994 Come on, Fede. 1813 01:40:25,035 --> 01:40:27,411 It's all right, we know each other. 1814 01:40:28,869 --> 01:40:30,076 And when little? 1815 01:40:30,077 --> 01:40:32,661 He was lucky, medium to big size. 1816 01:40:32,703 --> 01:40:34,661 - Maybe some little. - Yours. 1817 01:40:35,952 --> 01:40:36,994 "Take it out it hurts." 1818 01:40:37,035 --> 01:40:39,411 And you "Is it in? I can't feel it?" 1819 01:40:39,786 --> 01:40:41,827 And I'm supposed to be the first one. 1820 01:40:42,286 --> 01:40:44,869 We were talking about this with Sabrina. 1821 01:40:45,619 --> 01:40:46,660 Let's see. 1822 01:40:46,661 --> 01:40:48,951 - Don't look yet. - Sorry. 1823 01:40:48,952 --> 01:40:51,035 Set a minute. 1824 01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:53,035 One, two, now! 1825 01:40:55,869 --> 01:40:56,869 What? 1826 01:40:56,994 --> 01:40:59,494 Wank, penis, giant? What's that? 1827 01:41:00,411 --> 01:41:01,619 - Do something else. - Right. 1828 01:41:01,661 --> 01:41:02,869 You can't talk. 1829 01:41:02,994 --> 01:41:04,077 Another thing. 1830 01:41:06,286 --> 01:41:07,744 - Ghost. - Yeah! 1831 01:41:10,827 --> 01:41:11,827 Frankenstein. 1832 01:41:11,952 --> 01:41:13,703 Dawn of the Dead. 1833 01:41:15,785 --> 01:41:16,369 Hakuna... 1834 01:41:16,411 --> 01:41:17,909 - Lion King! - Yeah! 1835 01:41:17,910 --> 01:41:19,119 Great, continue. 1836 01:41:20,077 --> 01:41:21,411 The Da Vinci Code. 1837 01:41:22,744 --> 01:41:23,869 ET, ET! 1838 01:41:24,744 --> 01:41:25,744 Hurry. 1839 01:41:28,286 --> 01:41:29,826 I know that one, Taxi Driver. 1840 01:41:29,827 --> 01:41:30,827 Right, right. 1841 01:41:31,077 --> 01:41:32,077 Hurry. 1842 01:41:32,286 --> 01:41:33,910 Femur. A Space Odyssey. 1843 01:41:33,952 --> 01:41:35,618 You are kidding me. 1844 01:41:35,619 --> 01:41:36,952 Snow White. 1845 01:41:37,994 --> 01:41:41,243 Wait, the last two don't count. 1846 01:41:41,244 --> 01:41:42,202 Lovely. 1847 01:41:42,203 --> 01:41:43,784 You knew the cards. 1848 01:41:43,785 --> 01:41:45,161 No, we know each other deeply. 1849 01:41:47,869 --> 01:41:49,661 Well, focus now. 1850 01:41:49,703 --> 01:41:50,452 Time? 1851 01:41:50,452 --> 01:41:51,452 Yes, this thing. 1852 01:41:52,244 --> 01:41:53,744 One, two... 1853 01:41:54,327 --> 01:41:55,327 now. 1854 01:41:55,536 --> 01:41:57,035 The Little Mermaid. 1855 01:41:59,077 --> 01:42:00,453 What's that? 1856 01:42:07,910 --> 01:42:09,453 We won't fit there. 1857 01:42:10,785 --> 01:42:12,578 How will we sleep? 1858 01:42:12,785 --> 01:42:13,785 Come on. 1859 01:42:19,869 --> 01:42:21,869 I died down there. 1860 01:42:22,411 --> 01:42:24,661 I just did our stuff, 1861 01:42:24,703 --> 01:42:26,619 I didn't know you'd get them all. 1862 01:42:28,244 --> 01:42:29,661 That Antonela, isn't she? 1863 01:42:30,327 --> 01:42:32,578 Antonela didn't buy it. 1864 01:42:32,869 --> 01:42:34,951 The last one was impossible, Snow White. 1865 01:42:34,952 --> 01:42:36,411 And the previous one? 1866 01:42:39,703 --> 01:42:41,077 Amazing, dude. 1867 01:42:58,536 --> 01:43:00,494 I've talked to Sabrina. 1868 01:43:02,994 --> 01:43:04,994 She told me about your break-up. 1869 01:43:08,952 --> 01:43:10,035 Yes, well... 1870 01:43:10,952 --> 01:43:13,952 I told you, but I omitted the part... 1871 01:43:15,036 --> 01:43:17,036 where the third man was my best friend... 1872 01:43:17,077 --> 01:43:18,619 and she fucked him anyway. 1873 01:43:19,453 --> 01:43:20,453 Right. 1874 01:43:22,494 --> 01:43:24,661 We were close. 1875 01:43:25,910 --> 01:43:28,077 Now I realize, but at that moment... 1876 01:43:29,161 --> 01:43:32,703 I was afraid everything will be weird. 1877 01:43:37,286 --> 01:43:38,411 A little like you. 1878 01:43:39,244 --> 01:43:41,077 This summer you're my best friend. 1879 01:43:41,869 --> 01:43:43,286 I like you. 1880 01:43:45,077 --> 01:43:46,369 Let's taste this. 1881 01:43:53,411 --> 01:43:54,494 Pretty good. 1882 01:44:01,036 --> 01:44:02,286 I kissed you, right? 1883 01:44:05,369 --> 01:44:06,369 Yes. 1884 01:46:28,203 --> 01:46:29,869 You aren't gay, are you? 1885 01:46:33,494 --> 01:46:34,494 What? 1886 01:46:34,785 --> 01:46:36,369 Sabrina told me everything. 1887 01:46:36,911 --> 01:46:39,036 You are friends pretending to be together. 1888 01:46:39,077 --> 01:46:40,077 What? 1889 01:46:40,911 --> 01:46:42,494 When did Sabri say that? 1890 01:46:42,495 --> 01:46:43,536 This morning. 1891 01:46:44,119 --> 01:46:47,495 She told him if he fucked him, he'll get a second chance. 1892 01:46:49,203 --> 01:46:52,620 I don't buy you two fucking, you're too straight. 1893 01:46:52,952 --> 01:46:54,536 Will they get back together? 1894 01:46:55,077 --> 01:46:56,077 Who? 1895 01:46:56,161 --> 01:46:57,286 Sabri and Maxi. 1896 01:47:05,827 --> 01:47:06,827 I don't know. 1897 01:47:09,036 --> 01:47:10,702 I really don't know. 1898 01:47:19,536 --> 01:47:20,952 I'll heat some water. 1899 01:47:34,869 --> 01:47:35,911 No way. 1900 01:47:38,161 --> 01:47:39,161 What's up? 1901 01:47:39,578 --> 01:47:40,952 - Everything ok? - Yes. 1902 01:47:41,702 --> 01:47:43,036 Have you seen Pedro? 1903 01:47:43,744 --> 01:47:44,744 He left. 1904 01:47:45,119 --> 01:47:46,827 He said you knew he was leaving. 1905 01:47:48,495 --> 01:47:49,952 No, he didn't tell me. 1906 01:47:51,994 --> 01:47:53,160 Did something happen? 1907 01:47:53,161 --> 01:47:55,285 No, Anto talked to him... 1908 01:47:55,286 --> 01:47:58,244 and asked about the plan and you and Sabrina. 1909 01:47:58,620 --> 01:47:59,620 What plan? 1910 01:48:01,620 --> 01:48:02,911 For fuck's sake. 1911 01:48:03,578 --> 01:48:04,702 Sorry, I- 1912 01:48:04,744 --> 01:48:06,536 How do you know that? 1913 01:48:07,203 --> 01:48:08,495 Did Sabri tell you? 1914 01:48:08,744 --> 01:48:10,826 Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro... 1915 01:48:10,827 --> 01:48:12,910 you were the ones behind this shit. 1916 01:48:12,911 --> 01:48:14,161 Fine, fine. 1917 01:48:20,660 --> 01:48:22,299 - What's up? - What's going on? 1918 01:48:22,702 --> 01:48:23,911 I'll tell you later. 1919 01:48:24,328 --> 01:48:25,952 Are you a couple or not? 1920 01:48:26,161 --> 01:48:27,161 No. 1921 01:48:28,411 --> 01:48:29,952 I'm leaving, we'll talk later. 1922 01:50:16,827 --> 01:50:17,953 Pedro! 1923 01:50:52,661 --> 01:50:53,994 God damn it. 1924 01:51:05,786 --> 01:51:06,786 Pedro! 1925 01:51:29,994 --> 01:51:30,994 Pedro. 1926 01:51:33,495 --> 01:51:34,577 Sorry, Pedro. 1927 01:51:36,453 --> 01:51:38,161 It's fine, Maxi, it's alright. 1928 01:51:38,203 --> 01:51:39,244 It's not. 1929 01:51:39,245 --> 01:51:40,285 Yes, it's fine. 1930 01:51:40,286 --> 01:51:41,495 I shouldn't have lied. 1931 01:51:43,078 --> 01:51:46,495 Sabrina was the perfect excuse to dare being with you. 1932 01:51:47,078 --> 01:51:48,202 Really, don't worry. 1933 01:51:48,203 --> 01:51:49,328 You're crying. 1934 01:51:49,453 --> 01:51:50,453 Sorry. 1935 01:51:51,119 --> 01:51:52,537 I love that you are crying. 1936 01:51:54,411 --> 01:51:56,411 I feel like an idiot for being the reason. 1937 01:51:57,453 --> 01:51:58,994 But I'm mad about you. 1938 01:52:00,036 --> 01:52:01,411 I just want to be with you. 1938 01:52:02,305 --> 01:53:02,896 Do you want subtitles for any video? 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