1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,256 ♪ Oh, Mandy 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,016 ♪ Well, you came and you gave without taking 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,816 ♪ But I sent you away 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,176 ♪ Oh, Mandy 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,776 ♪ Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,176 ♪ And I need you today 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,736 ♪ Oh, Mandy. ♪ 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,776 Hello, my name is Mandy Carter, and I am from Radcliffe in the north of 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,616 England, and this is my application to go on your mission to Mars. 10 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,216 LAUGHTER 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,896 I'm currently unemployed, erm... 12 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,136 Zis woman is amazing. 13 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,736 ..I became interested in extraterrestrials... 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,256 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,616 ..I'd love to see if there are any living on the surface of Mars... 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,376 LOUD LAUGHTER 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,696 ..and so I believe I will be a valuable asset to your mission. 18 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,296 Let's not waste any more time on this. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,936 No. 20 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,736 That is the last one. 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,736 Now we have some, ze six ordinary members of the public 22 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,416 who will be trained to go to Mars, 23 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,920 and amongst them is one that will actually go. 24 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,136 Would you like your tea now? 25 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,936 Yes! 26 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,896 But it is a little stuffy in this room. 27 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,096 Can we switch the air conditioning on, please, bitte? 28 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,480 Thank you. 29 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 30 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,336 Pia, can you contact these applicants and inform them 31 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,520 they have been successful, they are through to the next stage? 32 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,016 Dr Gould, may I have ze word? 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,016 Yes, Eva. 34 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,776 Zis mission - it must work as millions riding on this. 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,616 It vill, it vill, I have made sure of zis. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,696 I have told you, Eva, please take eine chill pill. 37 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,056 "Following your successful application to the Mars mission, 38 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,016 "we have the great pleasure of offering you a place 39 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,856 "on the programme and hopefully a trip to the Red Planet 40 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,776 "in the near future." 41 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,176 Oh, my God, I'm going to Mars! 42 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,336 I really like these new jeans. 43 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,896 I think I might get another pair. 44 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,096 Lola, I've been chosen to go to Mars. 45 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,936 Oh, congratulations, Mandy. 46 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,776 You must have made a real impression on them. 47 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,616 It's a gruelling application process. 48 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,856 I'm so excited. 49 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,696 Are you sure about this, though, Mandy? 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,496 Yeah. Well, you know, haven't looked into the details yet, but they say 51 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,080 I'm going to write a new chapter in the history of mankind. 52 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,960 SNIFFLING 53 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,360 Why are you crying? 54 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,816 Why do you want to go to Mars? 55 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,096 You didn't enjoy Eastbourne. 56 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,656 This mission will be very dangerous, Mandy. 57 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,576 What if you don't make it? 58 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,216 That's a chance I'm going to have to take, Lol. 59 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,256 Just feel like this is something I have to do. 60 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,920 You know, not just for me, but for future generations. 61 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,536 ROUSING MUSIC 62 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:03,376 There is no dream so great that it shouldn't be chased. 63 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,736 I choose to go to Mars not because it is easy, 64 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,440 but because it is hard. 65 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,400 Also, it'll get the Jobcentre off me back. 66 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,136 Hello and welcome to Mission2Mars. 67 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,400 The TV reality show with an out-of-this-world prize. 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,576 Six weeks ago, seven candidates started their Mars training, 69 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,760 and one immediately stood out. 70 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,136 Despite failing every other test, 71 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,376 Mandy Carter proved unexpectedly resilient in the centrifuge, 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,440 easily coping with a massive 10G... 73 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,480 ..a force no-one with a central nervous system has ever survived. 74 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,696 And with most of the other contestants eliminated, 75 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,456 yesterday came this shock announcement. 76 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,000 You're ze final two. 77 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,616 Ve vill make our final selection tomorrow. 78 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,976 Now go home, study your training manual, get some rest. 79 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,960 You vill need it. 80 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,376 "Congratulations. 81 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:22,880 "You are now the owner of a Space X 3000 Mars launcher vehicle." 82 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,560 ♪ I've got a ticket to the moon 83 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:46,440 ♪ I'll be leaving here any day soon 84 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,280 ♪ I've got a ticket to the Moon 85 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:58,016 ♪ But I'd rather see the sunrise 86 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,296 ♪ In your eyes 87 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,896 ♪ Ticket to the moon 88 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,536 ♪ Ticket to the moon 89 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,376 ♪ Ticket to the moon 90 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,296 ♪ Ticket to the moon 91 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,256 ♪ Ticket to the moon 92 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:20,120 ♪ Ticket to the moon. ♪ 93 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,496 As I wandered across the surface of this forbidding planet, 94 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,056 some strange, unearthly creatures appeared. 95 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,576 After watching them from my hiding place, 96 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,096 I decided they would do me no harm. 97 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,736 ZAPPING 98 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,480 FUTURISTIC MUSIC 99 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,240 SHE SNORTS 100 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,576 So, after some training and elimination, 101 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,976 we are now down to our final two contestants. 102 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,296 Dr Gould, have you selected a winner? 103 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,856 Yes, thank you, Konnie. In fact, we have. 104 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,136 Going to Mars, and receiving a year's supply of WD-40 - 105 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,016 courtesy of our sponsors WD-40 - 106 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,496 is... 107 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,000 SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 108 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,400 ..Mandy Carter! 109 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,256 A year's supply of WD-40? 110 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,000 It's, like, one can. 111 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,496 Are you certain that she is the perfect candidate? 112 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,496 Yes, she is ideal. She is so stupid she will play ze balls. 113 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,376 But if she won't do it? 114 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,417 Don't. 115 00:07:19,441 --> 00:07:20,456 SHE GASPS 116 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,960 Zen we will send a monkey or something. 117 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,776 Mandy, how are you feeling about the mission? 118 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,616 It's a huge task to pilot a rocket to Mars. 119 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,336 It's going to require all your concentration. 120 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,816 No, I think it's all done with big magnets. 121 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,456 Yeah. And the big question on everyone's lips - 122 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,776 how are you feeling about the fact that 123 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,720 this is a one-way ticket, of course? 124 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,936 You what? 125 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,360 I'm not coming back?! 126 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,680 It is a one-way ticket, we thought you understood. 127 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,240 Oh, I've changed my mind. WHAT? 128 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:59,696 Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy Carter, I insist you reconsider. 129 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,656 The thing is, we have been monitoring your training - 130 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:07,776 how you handle weightlessness, centrifugal force, confined spaces. 131 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,416 We have never seen anything like zis. 132 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:14,136 It's like you were born for zis mission. 133 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,216 Think about zis, Mandy. 134 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,496 Your name will be forever remembered. 135 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,720 Mandy Carter, the first woman on a televised space mission to Mars. 136 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,960 It'll be on the telly? 137 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,496 All right, I'll do it. 138 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,560 Gut. 139 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,776 Mission Commander Mandy Carter 140 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,440 has been given a full physical examination and pronounced all fit. 141 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,800 We're at T-minus 30 seconds. 142 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:46,040 OK, Mandy, lock ze hatch. 143 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,616 Locking the hatch. 144 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,416 DOORS HISSES CLOSED 145 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,496 You're at T-minus 10. 146 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,176 Nine, eight, 147 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,816 seven, 148 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,496 six, 149 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,336 five, four, 150 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,456 three, 151 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,016 two, one. 152 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,896 Press the big red button, Mandy. 153 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,376 Pressing the big red button. 154 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,536 BEEP 155 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,576 Let's see what this baby can do. 156 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,016 Now, don't touch anything else, Mandy. 157 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,320 ROCKET POWERS UP 158 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,816 We have liftoff. 159 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,296 Fantastisch. Zis is amazing. 160 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,176 Oh. Shit, I've dropped me Twix. 161 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,440 It is amazing! Yes, yes. 162 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,176 Can't reach it. 163 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,696 I'll have it later. 164 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,376 We have lost visual. 165 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,736 We have lost visual. 166 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,280 Auf Wiedersehen, Mandy... 167 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,880 ..and good luck. 168 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,336 MULTIPLE LANGUAGES SPEAK AT ONCE 169 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:57,176 After seven months and several hundreds of thousands of miles, 170 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,776 the Mars Mission has finally touched down on the Red Planet. 171 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,256 Now the world is watching as... Mandy Carter. 172 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:07,000 ..prepares to take the first human steps on another planet. 173 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,776 This is mission control. 174 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,360 Prepare to leave the landing craft. 175 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,200 Ze whole world is watching, Mandy. 176 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,696 Hello, this is Mandy Carter. 177 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,696 I'm about to open the door now. 178 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:29,840 MUSIC: Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey 179 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,760 Door's a bit stuck. 180 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,456 Good job I brought that WD-40 with me. 181 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,000 SPRAYING, MUSIC CONTINUES 182 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,440 This is one small step for man. 183 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,120 One giant leap for Mandy. 184 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,000 God. 185 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,920 It's beautiful. 186 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,960 It's so beautiful. 187 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,160 MUSIC CLIMAXES 188 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,560 Can't believe I've got here to Mars. 189 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,480 Me - a girl from the wrong end of Radcliffe. 190 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,280 I know it's only a one-way ticket. 191 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,736 I know I won't be coming back, but at least I've achieved something. 192 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,496 I proved all those teachers wrong, 193 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,096 and all those careers advisers wrong, 194 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,456 and all those behavioural psychologists wrong. 195 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,256 Just shows you that, wherever you're from, 196 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,176 it's where you're going that counts, 197 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,456 and if you dream big dreams, those dreams can come true. 198 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,816 MANDY INHALES 199 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,296 And I know I won't be coming back to Earth, 200 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,136 but I want everyone on the planet 201 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,000 to listen to me for one last time. 202 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,416 Take care of each other. 203 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,736 Be kind to each other. 204 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,376 Because you've only got that one planet to live on, 205 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,056 and it might not be a perfect world, but it looks pretty damn cosy 206 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,376 from where I'm standing. 207 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,216 This might be the last time you hear from me, 208 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,680 but it won't be the last time you hear the name Mandy Carter. 209 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,056 Every time you look up into the night sky 210 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,816 and see a shooting star, that's me. 211 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,320 That's Mandy Carter. 212 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,336 I'll be up here somewhere. 213 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,256 In your dreams and in your binoculars. 214 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,136 Take care. 215 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,600 Goodbye. 216 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,760 SHE INHALES DEEPLY 217 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,896 And you know what? Been gasping during that flight. 218 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,760 So what if it kills me? Something's got to. 219 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,416 No, Mandy! 220 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,840 Don't smoke. 221 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,800 Ve should have sent ze monkey. 222 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,080 MUSIC: The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss 223 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,096 Oh! 224 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,880 Found me Twix. 224 00:13:55,305 --> 00:14:55,880 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org