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WINGMAN

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Morning.
- Yes?

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What do you mean? - It's 10 AM
on a Sunday. What do you want?

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Come over for brunch.
- You made brunch?

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Yeah.

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What's in it?
- Come over and you'll see.

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Here's some coffee.

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Did you want some milk?
- Yes.

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Regular, skim, soy, oat...?
- Lactose free.

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Lactose free. The croissants will be
ready in a bit, fresh from the oven.

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I have ham, blue cheese and
carambola to fill them with.

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What is this?
- Carambola is a fruit.

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I know it's a fruit. Is this a trick?

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You want something from me.

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Okay, since you asked directly
or offered to help... - No.

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Juhis, I specifically
did not offer to help.

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I finally have a chance at getting
in the board of directors -

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so I won't get into any trouble
with you. I'm going home.

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You know, I've never been
as afraid as I was that night -

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in Afghanistan.
We were lying in that ditch...

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I realised that Harriet
was wounded.

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We were caught in a crossfire.

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I had one thought in my mind.
Either we both die here -

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or I'll carry Harriet into safety.

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Now you have Ilona.

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Right.

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Dammit. The croissants are burning.

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I was going to Instagram these,
but... - Why?

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That's the thing. I need to update
my social media presence.

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Make it a bit softer.

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And I need your help.

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Hi. Tommi left his phone at home.
He's over at Juhis's place.

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Okay. I'm driving home
from the countryside.

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I wanted to talk about work,
but I can swing by.

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Okay.
- Bye bye. Kisses.

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Where should I start?

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There. That's Bogdan from Poland.

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We met in Afghanistan.
He's a great guy.

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We're getting married.
- Who?

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Bogdan and I, at the registry office.

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How did I not see that?
I should have seen it.

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That moustache,
that over the top macho attitude.

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And of course you never had
anything with Harriet.

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No, that's not what this is about.
We're doing this for the children.

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But you can't have children. Or are
you going to have a surrogate?

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No. Listen up.
Bogdan has three kids. - Okay.

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His wife is a nutcase. She ran off
with an American diplomat.

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Bogdan is now a single parent
and he's fucked.

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They want to live in Finland, because
we have health care for the kids -

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and schools... I have to help them.

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Fake marriage.
- Sort of.

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What's that got to do with me?
- You're my ex.

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What?

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In social media. The authorities
will be looking at these things.

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They'll look at social media
to see if it's a real marriage...

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You know what I mean.
- I don't quite...

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Let's take a few photos together
for my Instagram. That's it.

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What kind of photos do you want?

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That's good. Lift the teddy a bit.
That's good.

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Give it a kiss. That's good.

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Nibble the ear a bit.
There you go. You have that side.

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That's pretty good.
The candlelit dinner was good.

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The outdoor photo is fine
and the bathroom mirror is silly.

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Let's take one more photo,
an intimate one in bed.

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Take off your clothes. 
- No way.

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We've just woken up and are happy.

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I don't want to take off my clothes.

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This doesn't feel natural anymore.
- Imagine your life without Harriet.

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I still don't think
I'd be a homosexual.

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I mean that if I hadn't rescued her -

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can you even imagine
your life without her?

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No, I can't.
- Right. Take off your clothes.

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Hello! It's me.
- Hi!

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Tommi is still at Juhis's place.
- Okay, I'll go there.

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Take off your ring.
You can't be wearing one.

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This music isn't helping at all.
- All good photographers use music.

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Now look happy and blissful.

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Yes. Give me a smile.

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And a bit of...

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Give me a thumbs up.

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Hello! Knock, knock!

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Tommi! Juhis! Guys!

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What's this?

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Hi.

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What happened?

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We were standing here.
You came up the stairs.

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And fainted for no apparent reason.

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I remember coming up the stairs...

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Then I saw you... - Here.
You saw us standing here.

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Yes. That's...
That must have been it.

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Are the photos on Instagram
already? - Yes, they are.

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Are they good?
- Yeah.

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So you're married. - Not yet. The
authorities want to check something.

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Hi.
- Juhis!

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Do you have a minute?
I need to talk.

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Yeah.
- Can we go to your place?

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Yeah. I'll come over.
- Alright.

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I have come to the point in life -

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where...

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I'm going to have
to get to know myself -

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from a new point of view.

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When I was here unconscious -

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I had this hallucination -

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where you and Tommi were...

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...close.

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Very close.

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It must be a reflection -

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from my own subconscious -

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possibly repressed side of myself.
- Listen...

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There are many men
in my generation -

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who have had to
repress these urges.

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I'm sure it...
- Yes, yes. But my question is this.

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Would you know where I can find
a bar where I could meet men?

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Or should I perhaps go online or...

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Basically, is there
a place that I should know?

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I don't think
it's a good idea to do that.

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I understand that the gay culture
favours the young -

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and I may not be the hottest thing
out there, but...

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No, I mean...

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When you fainted coming upstairs...

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What you saw...

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It wasn't a hallucination.
It was true.

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Tommi and I were in bed.

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And it was about...

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I asked Tommi
to pose for the photos -

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so my social media would have
old boyfriends and stuff -

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so the marriage would look credible.

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We were taking the photos
and you walked in.

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Unbelievable.

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That's a bloody great story!

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I think it's fantastic
how you want to help people.

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Listen, I want to help
in any way I possibly can.

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Absolutely.

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Hello.
- Hello. Are you Juha Manner?

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Yes. - Titta Saartomaa
from immigration, hello.

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Hello. - I have a few questions,
if you don't mind.

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Juhis has always been
really after guys.

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And I mean in a gay way.

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How do you know him?
- We were lovers.

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But then we broke up.

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It sucked.
It was just regular fighting about -

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who gets to dress up
as a motorcycle cop -

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and who has to be the lumberjack.
The usual stuff.

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But now we're friends.

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Bogdan found
some Swedish lady online.

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He will probably move over there
to live with her.

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Is everything okay? - I didn't get
in the board of directors.

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Oh yeah? Why?

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Johan didn't understand why
I didn't say what we were doing.

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He thinks I have some inner conflicts
that I need to deal with.

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Oh no.

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That sucks. I mean...

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See you around.

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Translation: Marika Rinno
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