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WINGMAN

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Juhis! Juhis!

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Juhis! Hey, Juhis, wake up!

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I have a terrible hangover.

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We have to get going.
- Where?

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Theatre.
- What theatre?

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My goddaughter's performance.

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I rang you yesterday
and you said you'd be my wingman.

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I was feeling
a bit spontaneous yesterday.

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I'm not going there alone.
Get up now. Get up!

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Don't yell at me.

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Hello.
- Hello and welcome.

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There should be two free tickets
for us here. - Okay.

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Is there a toilet in here?
- Yes, at the back and to the left.

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Thanks.

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Mäkinen-Renwall.
- Yes.

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If you can't find them,
I can pay just to support you.

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How much are they?
- 15 euros each.

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See if you can find them.

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Excuse me.

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The queue is insane.
Is there another toilet I could use?

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You can use the one
in the dressing room. - Thanks.

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Here are your tickets.

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Here you go,
and here's the programme.

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Enjoy the show.
- How long is it?

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Two hours with intermission.

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Excuse me.

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I'm starting to feel better.
- How can you still reek of booze?

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Sorry.
- That's her.

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What?
- My goddaughter.

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I see.
- Stop it.

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What?
- Stop making those faces.

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What did I do?
- She's my goddaughter.

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So you said.
- Right. So don't...

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Welcome to the theatre.

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What happens on this stage is true.

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This is Finland as we see it today
and in the future.

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My name is Anni Peltoranta.
I'm a 21-year-old language student.

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Every month I live one week
on oats alone.

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I cut my own hair
because that's all I can afford.

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Should we pass the hat around?

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Hi, Anni. What are you doing here?

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I just welcomed our audience.
- Okay. Cool.

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I wonder why people don't care
about each other anymore.

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Is this
some postmodern therapy theatre?

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The world has become colder.

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Why have we become 
so unemphatic?

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There he finally is!

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The leader of our nation, Don Juha.

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A brave businessman who fights
the windmills of the welfare state.

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Would you as a citizen
like to say something to him?

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Well... fuck you.

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Is it over?
- This is the intermission.

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That was intense. I like the rawness.

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Me too, in a way, but it could be
even more immersive.

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But on the other hand
it's quite vintage.

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It's kind of cool that they did that.

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Sorry, what did you say it should be?
Simmer...? - More immersive.

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More interactive. With the audience.

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So the audience
would be in a more active role.

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Not the traditional way where
you just sit there and watch -

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but where the play constantly
immerses the audience in the play.

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So you get to participate.
- Okay.

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You can leave if you want. - No.
I want to see all of this craziness.

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You don't know
how immersive it can get.

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End of intermission.
- I'll use the loo.

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What took you so long?
What took you so long?

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It's 2047. I am 50 years old.

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We trusted the government, and
now all health care is privatised.

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I have various symptoms, caused,
I believe, by serious diseases, -

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but I can't afford to see a doctor.

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Why didn't we act
when everything was destroyed?

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Why didn't we oppose
the government...?

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I think this lady fainted here.

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Is one of you here with her?

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Is there a doctor in here?

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It's part of the play.
The immersive part just started.

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Are you sure?
- Yes. This is just a show.

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They've been on and on about this.
"Why don't we help each other?"

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"We should be
better human beings..."

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Looks like she's really...
- She's fine.

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This is cynical stuff. Look.
People are really concerned.

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What right do they have to do this?

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I'm a doctor.

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I'm actually a specialist
in fainting women.

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Can you step back
so we can take care of this?

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I'll need this. Thank you.

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Here comes the cavalry,
a knight in shining armour.

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Oh! The fair maiden
has fallen into eternal sleep.

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Perhaps my kiss shall revive him.

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I'll stick my tongue in her ear
and wake her up. Wakey wakey!

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Dude, what are you doing? Stop it.
- You stop it, dude.

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Calm down. Ask them
to send the police as well.

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What is this? Am I doing this wrong?
Isn't the immersiveness working?

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I'm trying. Am I not panicking
enough? I know why.

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I've been in places
where people are being shot at.

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This kind of larp
doesn't really impress me.

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Yes, but could you please
calm down? She is unwell.

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I get it. I get it.

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I understand that you're upset.
Your performance is lame -

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when grown up men come on stage.

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Everything is okay.
Don't worry. She's an actress.

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Get up, for fuck's sake.
This is ridiculous.

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The police are on their way.
- Police?

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And here's the man of the hour.

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These are some good looking cops.

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Look. This is the most believable
part of the whole...

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Where did you get those uniforms?
- Put the bottle away.

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Is that a gun? It looks...

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Pretending to be a doctor... That guy
said he was the prime minister!

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Anyone can be anything here!
This is a theatre!

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Hi, Tommi.
- Hi.

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Were you in the audience?
- Yes. Thanks for the tickets.

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And thanks for the show.
The incidence was unfortunate.

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I hope she will be okay.

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Right. Why didn't you say anything
when we were looking for a doctor?

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Right. Why didn't I say anything?

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You see, I don't really work
as a doctor anymore.

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And then that other doctor
showed up.

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But then he wasn't a doctor.

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And then he said to me -

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that it's part of the show
because he's my friend.

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Right... Look,
I have to run and catch my train.

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Okay.
- Bye.

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Thanks for coming.

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Translation: Marika Rinno
SDI Media

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