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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Actor, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.08,0:00:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}(jazzy harmonica music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.60,0:00:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}{\i1}San Francisco.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}{\i1}I love this city.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.60,0:00:21.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}{\i1}I grew up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.10,0:00:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h{\i1}It's always been a very,\Nvery special place to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.11,0:00:27.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}{\i1}I leave, but there's\N\h\halways something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:29.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}{\i1}that pulls me back\N\h\hto this city.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.61,0:00:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}{\i1}The streets, and the\Npeople I met there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.62,0:00:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(horn honking)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.12,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Get your paper here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.12,0:00:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Hitler found in Hollywood signs.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hThree picture deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.12,0:00:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Read all about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.62,0:00:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\hGet your copy of\N{\i1}National Intruding Sun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.56,0:00:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hMan marries sister,\Nfather of own nephew.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.63,0:00:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}How you doing there, pal?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.13,0:00:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Hey what it was, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.63,0:00:53.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Yasser Arafat, Ringo\N\h\hStarr, same man!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.64,0:00:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Read all about it here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.64,0:00:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Hey, pal, how you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.14,0:00:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Hey, don't look so glum.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.64,0:01:01.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Hey, even the Pope couldn't\N\h\h\hget in there tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.14,0:01:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}What are you, crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.65,0:01:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.15,0:01:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}It's that type of\Nnight, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.65,0:01:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Place is booked solid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.15,0:01:07.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Yeah, how you doing, pal?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.65,0:01:09.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Hey, that's it, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.15,0:01:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Hey, enjoy the show\N\hthere, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.65,0:01:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Take care of yourself, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.16,0:01:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Crazy guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Hey, you know, I used to see\N\hthis guy in the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.66,0:01:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\h\h\hGo to the opening of an\Nenvelope, bug run, worm wrestle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}He'd be there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.66,0:01:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}And benefits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.67,0:01:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Eh, he was the benefit pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.67,0:01:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}What am I talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.17,0:01:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}I saw him do a benefit\Nonce, Save the Shrimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.67,0:01:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Ain't that a bitch, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.67,0:01:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hI ain't telling\Nanybody that before,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.17,0:01:31.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}ah, he's a crazy guy, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.67,0:01:32.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Grew up around here.\N\h\h\h\hYeah, he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.68,0:01:34.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}You know what I'm saying?\NGrew up in Marin County.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.68,0:01:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hHe was 16 before he\Nhad his first Porsche.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.68,0:01:42.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Yeah, had to work all winter\N\hlong, just to go to Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.19,0:01:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Ain't that a bitch there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.19,0:01:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Whoa, that's some\Nkind of day, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.19,0:01:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h\h\hHow you doing there?\NHey, have a good show in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.19,0:01:48.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Ah, see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.19,0:01:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}They're still going in there.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.69,0:01:50.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Paper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.69,0:01:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Let's sneak in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.70,0:01:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Take a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.20,0:01:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Come on, that's what he's doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.20,0:01:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}He hasn't got an act.\NHe's just out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.20,0:01:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.20,0:02:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Let's improvise.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.71,0:02:04.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}How you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.21,0:02:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Nice night, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.22,0:02:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Miss, thanks so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.72,0:02:18.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(crowd chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.23,0:02:34.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(glasses clinking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.26,0:02:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.76,0:02:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(crowd chattering)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.77,0:03:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}{\i1}Ladies and gentlemen,\N\h\h\hRobin Williams!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.77,0:03:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.80,0:03:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.30,0:03:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.30,0:03:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hWhat a glory night\Nwe have here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.80,0:03:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}{\i1}Hallelujah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.31,0:03:45.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\hWill you look at this\Nlittle thing we have here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.31,0:03:47.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}The Sistine Chapel, designed\Nby Frederick's of Hollywood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.81,0:03:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.81,0:03:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Now look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.31,0:03:51.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Wayne Newton's living room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.81,0:03:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.82,0:03:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}My God, look at that thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.32,0:03:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\hIt's the type of place where\NSlim Whitman could sing {\i1}Aida{\r} .
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.32,0:03:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.32,0:03:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.32,0:04:00.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(yodeling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.33,0:04:04.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You ever listen to that\N\h\hman sing and think,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.83,0:04:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h"My God, he's got\Nhis balls in a vice?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.83,0:04:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.33,0:04:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(yodeling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.84,0:04:14.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}This (mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}My special people up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.34,0:04:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}It's the severely medicated\N\h\h\hsection right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.34,0:04:22.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hWonderful. My God, look,\Nwe're home, San Francisco!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.85,0:04:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Back again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.85,0:04:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.35,0:04:29.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.86,0:04:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Chill.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.36,0:04:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hTalk about people\Ngoing, "Yeah, you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.36,0:04:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"You're home now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.36,0:04:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"You better just be\Nreal funny real quick."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.37,0:04:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.37,0:04:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}San Francisco, where\N\hGod Save the Queen
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.87,0:04:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}has a different meaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.87,0:04:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.87,0:04:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hLet me wander out\Nhere, don't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.37,0:04:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Pardon me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.37,0:04:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Hello, how are, take this off.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.88,0:04:53.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}They haven't set yet.\N\h\hDon't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.88,0:04:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Hello. Pardon me, I'm\N\hjust reaching down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.38,0:04:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hHello, how are you?\NLittle bandana, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.35,0:05:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Hold on. Oh, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.38,0:05:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Now the people in the\N\hbank recognize you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.39,0:05:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.39,0:05:05.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hHello, how are you?\NLovely place, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.89,0:05:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}(gasps) My God, what a\Nlovely shade of tweed!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.89,0:05:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.39,0:05:11.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hObviously, this is the\NMarin section over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.89,0:05:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.40,0:05:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.90,0:05:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}\h\h(mumbles)\NHow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.90,0:05:18.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Hello, let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.40,0:05:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hLet's get some more damn\Npeople in this place here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.90,0:05:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Arafat, party of 6,000, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.41,0:05:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.91,0:05:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Look, look, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.41,0:05:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Ah, live at 5:00, live at 5:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.42,0:05:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.92,0:05:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I like to piss off the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.92,0:05:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}He's going, "Asshole,\N\h\h\hstay in place."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.42,0:05:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.42,0:05:39.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Earthquake, earthquake, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.92,0:05:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Not funny to do here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.42,0:05:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.93,0:05:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\hIf there ever is an\Nearthquake in San Francisco,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.43,0:05:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\hit's just God saying, "Get\Nthose condominiums off my back."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.93,0:05:48.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.43,0:05:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.94,0:05:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(242,394)}Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.94,0:05:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(wooing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.94,0:05:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Thank you, ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.94,0:05:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.94,0:05:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Nice to have Goofy here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.94,0:06:02.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Wandering over here, one second.\N\h\h\h\h\hI have to wander back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.95,0:06:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.45,0:06:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hOh, we're just\Ngonna work on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.45,0:06:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}We're gonna tease it a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.95,0:06:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.95,0:06:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Just look at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.95,0:06:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}How about those 49ers.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.45,0:06:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hDo you think they're\Never gonna work again?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.45,0:06:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\hI don't know.\NLet's look over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.46,0:06:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Let's just look over\N\hhere for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.46,0:06:16.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.46,0:06:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Okay, we're gonna\Npull it up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.96,0:06:18.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Hare Krishna.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.96,0:06:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Sorry, right now, she's going,\N\h\h"I worked all day on that."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.96,0:06:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.47,0:06:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Ooh, more smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.47,0:06:25.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}I want to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.47,0:06:27.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.97,0:06:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.47,0:06:31.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God.\NWhat do they call this drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.47,0:06:32.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}An acne pimple.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.48,0:06:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.48,0:06:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(242,394)}Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.48,0:06:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hUm, don't be afraid\Nof those open sores.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.48,0:06:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.98,0:06:40.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.48,0:06:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}How are you?\N\hJust relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.49,0:06:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}I'm really getting some\Nheavy tension from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.49,0:06:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.49,0:06:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}You know, men have nipples too.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hDid you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.49,0:06:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.99,0:06:52.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hThe guy's going, "Really,\Nha, ha, ha. Get off my back."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.00,0:06:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.00,0:06:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}\hHello, sir.\NHow are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.00,0:06:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Pardon me, I'm just wandering\N\h\h\h\hthrough the audience.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.50,0:06:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(gasps)\NLook at this ensemble!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.00,0:06:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.50,0:07:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}My God, what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.00,0:07:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hA little raincoat you've\Nbrought here this evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.51,0:07:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Hold on. Don't be afraid.\N\h\h\hI'll have it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.51,0:07:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\h\h(gasps) This is\Na lovely thing. Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.51,0:07:08.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.51,0:07:10.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Now I can go on the buses again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.01,0:07:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.51,0:07:12.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.02,0:07:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hAnd you find people in\NSan Francisco are so nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.02,0:07:16.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}They don't flash people,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.52,0:07:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}they just describe\Nthemselves to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.02,0:07:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.02,0:07:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Sorry, oops. Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.52,0:07:23.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Here we are, we'll\Nput this down now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.03,0:07:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\h\hHow are you?\NLovely coat, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.03,0:07:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.53,0:07:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\hPardon me, just\Npassing through again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.03,0:07:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Feel like--pardon me,\Nthank you. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.53,0:07:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hAndre, please, keep the\Npeople coming. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.03,0:07:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.04,0:07:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.54,0:07:34.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}\h\h\h(gasps)\NLook at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.54,0:07:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Bought this at the Marquis\N\h\h\h\hde Suede, no doubt.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.04,0:07:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}In there with all\Nthe people going,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.54,0:07:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\h"Oh, just give me the mask.\NI don't care what it goes with."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.04,0:07:44.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.05,0:07:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hAll right, better\Nget back up here now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.55,0:07:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.06,0:07:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hSomewhere on a\Nbeach in California,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.06,0:07:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\h\hthere's a man\Nwandering around going,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.56,0:08:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"I know the tapes are here."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.06,0:08:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.57,0:08:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.57,0:08:09.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Ladies and gentlemen,\N\h\h\hPaul Williams!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.07,0:08:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.07,0:08:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Before I go on, I'd like to do\Na little ventriloquism for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.58,0:08:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.08,0:08:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Some guys in the back going,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.58,0:08:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}see it, let's, come\Non, do that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.58,0:08:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.59,0:08:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}My crowd were here tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.59,0:08:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Again, once again, my home.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.09,0:08:28.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hAye, the Marin County\Npeople where I grew up,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.09,0:08:29.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Mom's here, mama!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.09,0:08:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\hMama, Oedipus,\NSchmedipus, I love ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.09,0:08:33.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.60,0:08:35.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hI guess we should get\Nto the show real quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.60,0:08:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\hPeople are going,\N"We paid good money now."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.60,0:08:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.60,0:08:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}People in Marin paid\Nmore than good money.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}They paid beyond money.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.61,0:08:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.57,0:08:45.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.61,0:08:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.61,0:08:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}People going into\NMarin County say,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.11,0:08:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"My God, look at that little\N\hrainbow. Isn't that cute?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.61,0:08:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hLie, they lie to you.\NIt's an ethnic detector.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.12,0:08:54.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.62,0:08:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(loud beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.62,0:08:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}We have two Negroes\N\h\hheading south.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.12,0:08:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Ah, what the hell?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.12,0:09:03.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Those people are so damn wealthy\N\h\h\hthey don't get the crabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.59,0:09:04.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}They get the lobsters.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.63,0:09:07.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.13,0:09:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.63,0:09:13.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}People with names like,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.14,0:09:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hI have friends with\Nnames like Biff, Tad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.14,0:09:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.14,0:09:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Muffy, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.14,0:09:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.14,0:09:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}They don't buy Lacoste shirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.64,0:09:21.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}They actually staple a live\N\h\halligator to the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.64,0:09:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.15,0:09:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Little medical alert\N\h\hbadges that say,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.65,0:09:26.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Please, a Perry and a BMW.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hQuickly!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.15,0:09:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.65,0:09:30.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hA couple months ago,\Nthey had a white shark
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.65,0:09:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}off the coast of Marin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.65,0:09:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}People were thinking,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.16,0:09:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"At least it was white!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.16,0:09:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.16,0:09:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.16,0:09:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.66,0:09:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Yes, dammit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.16,0:09:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hYou never see that white\Nshark go swimming in the bay,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.17,0:09:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\hup near Oakland,\N'cause people are going,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.17,0:09:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\h"Get your ass\Nout of the water."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.17,0:09:47.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.67,0:09:48.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.67,0:09:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\h\h"Get your ass\Nout of the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.67,0:09:52.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h"I'm gonna make some\Nshoes out of your booty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.17,0:09:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"(mumbles), come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.18,0:09:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Come on out. I'm waiting\Nfor ya. Come on, dammit."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.68,0:09:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.18,0:10:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"And I'll use your fins\N\h\hfor your Cadillac,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.68,0:10:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"so fine, come on out."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.18,0:10:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.19,0:10:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Well, we better move on quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.19,0:10:07.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.19,0:10:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hWe're saving this\Nbooth for the Pope
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.69,0:10:09.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}to throw out the first baseball.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.19,0:10:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.19,0:10:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(speaking gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.20,0:10:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Play ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.20,0:10:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.70,0:10:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(audience member\Ncheering loudly)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.20,0:10:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.20,0:10:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.20,0:10:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.20,0:10:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}The animal people are here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.21,0:10:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hThe type of people who\Ntake a little medication,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.71,0:10:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hgo see {\i1}Quest for\NFire{\r} , come out going,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.71,0:10:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"Wow, what an\Nincredible documentary."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.71,0:10:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.21,0:10:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.72,0:10:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Yes, we know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.72,0:10:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}We know, a camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.22,0:10:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}You fool, I see!\NDon't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.22,0:10:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(cackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.22,0:10:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hWait, let me give you\Na very special picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.22,0:10:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-Give me the camera.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.23,0:10:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I'll give it back.\N\h\h\h\h\h(mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.23,0:10:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.23,0:10:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\h\hHold on here.\NLet's see. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.23,0:10:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\h\hHere's a little\NJapanese man having sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.73,0:10:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\h(growling and\Nspeaking gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.24,0:10:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.74,0:10:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Focus, focus, damn it, focus.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.24,0:10:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.24,0:11:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(242,394)}Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.24,0:11:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.75,0:11:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.25,0:11:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Whoa, look at this here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.75,0:11:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hLet's give you a\Nvery special picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.25,0:11:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.26,0:11:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.26,0:11:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.26,0:11:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}-(audience applauding)\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.26,0:11:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.26,0:11:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I'm glad you had the old\Nwide angle lens on there.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.26,0:11:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.77,0:11:27.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hI can't wait til you\Ntake that to Photo Mat.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.77,0:11:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.77,0:11:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}My God, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.27,0:11:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hAn anaconda pressed up\Nagainst a plate glass window?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.27,0:11:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.28,0:11:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.28,0:11:36.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hMaybe you could send it\Nin to {\i1}National Geographic{\r} ,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.78,0:11:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hgoing, "It's the\NLoch Ness monster."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.28,0:11:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.28,0:11:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}And some scientist\N\h\hgoing, "My God.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.79,0:11:44.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"I didn't know it\Nhad only one eye."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.29,0:11:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.79,0:11:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}It's incredible. Well, sorry,\N\h\hI should give this back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.79,0:11:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}-Up there.\N\h\h-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.29,0:11:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.29,0:11:54.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}You thought I'd fall for that\Nold cameraman upstairs shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.80,0:11:55.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.80,0:11:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Ha, ha, no, look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.30,0:12:00.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(imitating fanfare)\N\h\h\hI'm safe now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.81,0:12:03.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Enough's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.81,0:12:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}And now we can do like the\N\hold water ballet movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.81,0:12:07.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}And number four.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.81,0:12:12.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.82,0:12:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}People in the back are going,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.32,0:12:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h"What the hell's he\Ndoing on the floor?"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.82,0:12:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.33,0:12:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\h\h"Doing that\Ncarpet sweeper shit?"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.83,0:12:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I give you your camera back.\N\hYou may enter the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.33,0:12:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.33,0:12:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Please, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.33,0:12:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Fine.\N-Oh, nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.84,0:12:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Don't be afraid. Pass that back\N\h\h\h\hto the lady back there,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.34,0:12:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}with everything intact.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.84,0:12:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.84,0:12:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, whew!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.34,0:12:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's quiet now.\NThis is the way I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.34,0:12:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Just like when I started\Noff about six years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.85,0:12:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}in small clubs late at night,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.85,0:12:47.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hwith two people\Nreally drunk on wine,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.35,0:12:49.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}going, "Who the hell is that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.35,0:12:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.35,0:12:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}It's peaceful, I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.85,0:12:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hA couple of my\Nfriends back there,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.86,0:12:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hpeople who took a lot\Nof acid during the '60s.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.86,0:12:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Now they're selling Amway.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.36,0:12:58.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.86,0:13:00.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.86,0:13:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You realize, of course,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.36,0:13:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}if James Watts sells off\Nall the national forests,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.37,0:13:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}all the animals will be\Non the freeway, going,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.87,0:13:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Going to Canada?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.87,0:13:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.37,0:13:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hThose squirrels, little\Nfour by five (mumbling),
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.87,0:13:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"How you doing? How you doing?\N\h\h\h\hHey, hey, how are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.38,0:13:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.38,0:13:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}There'd be coyotes\Nand wolves outside
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.38,0:13:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}of every apartment\N\h\hbuilding going,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.38,0:13:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Your cat's gotta\N\hshit sometime."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.38,0:13:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.89,0:13:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Let 'em out, come on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.39,0:13:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.89,0:13:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hThen you'll see, you'll be\Ntrying to throw the cat out,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.39,0:13:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hand the cat's in\Nthe doorway, going,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.39,0:13:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"I don't wanna die."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.40,0:13:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I'll use the sand.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.40,0:13:35.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.40,0:13:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Please.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.40,0:13:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}There'd be a big bear\Nnow on Market Street,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.40,0:13:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}wearing a little forest men's\N\h\h\h\hcap, out there going,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.41,0:13:45.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Fuck the forest fire.\N\h\hGive me a dollar."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.41,0:13:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.91,0:13:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Hey, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.91,0:13:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}This is truly beautiful, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.91,0:13:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I once saw the real\N\h\hSistine Chapel.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.91,0:13:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}It's wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.92,0:13:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hLook up and see the\Nglory of man and God.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.42,0:13:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Saw two friends from\N\h\hCalifornia there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.42,0:13:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hThese two guys looked\Nlike they're looking up,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.42,0:14:00.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}they see all this wonderment,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.92,0:14:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}they look up and go,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.92,0:14:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Wow, bitchin'."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.93,0:14:05.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.93,0:14:07.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hThen I kinda thought,\Nmaybe Darwin was wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.43,0:14:10.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.43,0:14:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Oh, no. All right, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.43,0:14:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}(gasps)\N\hLook!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.44,0:14:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}A little Polish Walkman radio.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.44,0:14:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.44,0:14:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Somebody sitting over the side's\N\hgoing, "That ain't that big."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.45,0:14:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.95,0:14:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I can carry two of\N\h\hthose suckers,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.45,0:14:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"and still drink a beer."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.45,0:14:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.45,0:14:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Aye. Isn't it strange, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.96,0:14:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Strange, a few months\N\h\hago on the news,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.46,0:14:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}and they're talking about\Nthe Falkland Island War.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.46,0:14:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\hSometimes, they get\Nnewscasters who get confused,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.96,0:14:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hand go, "Today in\Nthe Fucking Islands."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.46,0:14:40.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.96,0:14:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Pardon me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.96,0:14:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.97,0:14:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hHe thought that somewhere\Noff the coast of Brooklyn,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.47,0:14:46.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\hthere was some place\Ncalled the Fucking Islands.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.47,0:14:48.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Where you going?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.47,0:14:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"I live in the Fucking\N\h\h\h\hIslands, okay?"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.47,0:14:51.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.47,0:14:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hHow you doing?\N"Fucking okay, pal."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.98,0:14:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.48,0:14:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}God, the only people who lived\Nthere were ex-Italian waiters.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.98,0:14:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"How you doing?\NWant me to mix
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.98,0:14:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"your salad for you?"\N\h\h\h\h\hNo thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.98,0:15:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.98,0:15:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}And what was the language like?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.98,0:15:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Fucking A, fucking B,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hfucking C."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.49,0:15:05.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.99,0:15:07.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hYou realize that if\Nthere was no oil there,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.99,0:15:09.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}they fought a war for sheep.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.99,0:15:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.49,0:15:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Little Argentinian war\N\h\hbrides coming home.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.50,0:15:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Are you Jose?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.00,0:15:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.50,0:15:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.50,0:15:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering\N\h\hand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.50,0:15:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.01,0:15:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hAnd they're going, "How\Nwas it for you, my dear?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.51,0:15:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Not baaaad."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.01,0:15:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.51,0:15:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}But we Americans,\Nwe did our part.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.01,0:15:33.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}The English, the English\N\hhad Margaret Thatcher,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.02,0:15:34.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hwho kinda looks like\NJulia Childs on Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.52,0:15:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.02,0:15:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Doesn't she always look like,\N\hshe's like, she talks like,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.52,0:15:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"First of all."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.52,0:15:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h\h\hShe always looks like\Nsomeone's holding a small turd
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.52,0:15:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}under her nose like.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.99,0:15:46.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}(high pitched yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.53,0:15:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hWe sent Alexander Haig down\Nthere to negotiate the peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.03,0:15:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Wasn't that wonderful?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.00,0:15:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Having Alexander Haig\N\hnegotiate the peace
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.54,0:15:55.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}is like having Charles\NManson as a male nurse.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.54,0:15:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.04,0:15:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"You're gonna be fine!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.54,0:15:59.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(cackling maniacally)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.54,0:16:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\h"Jump start him\Nagain, wah, wah, ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.04,0:16:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Mr. Bojingles."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.55,0:16:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.55,0:16:06.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hDo you ever have\Nthis strange feeling,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.55,0:16:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hwhen Alexander\NHaig was in office,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.05,0:16:09.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hthat late at night, he'd\Nwander into the Oval Office,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.55,0:16:12.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}going, "Shh, Ron?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.05,0:16:14.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Just let me push\None damn button."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.06,0:16:15.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.56,0:16:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h"Oh, Alexander, go in the\Nother room with James Watt,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.56,0:16:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"and hurt some squirrels.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on now."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.56,0:16:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.56,0:16:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I miss Al, now he's gone,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.06,0:16:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}probably selling missiles\N\h\h\h\hon late night TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.57,0:16:26.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"You want a better\N\hdeal, go see Al."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.57,0:16:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}So there's only, "Hey, Alexander\N\h\h\hHaig's house of missiles,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.07,0:16:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\h"come on down,\Nlet me show you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.57,0:16:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"We got this lovely\N\h\h\h\hICBM here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.07,0:16:33.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"They can't hear\Nyou, come and boom,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.08,0:16:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"they'll blow the\Ntits off the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.58,0:16:35.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Look at this over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.04,0:16:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"We've got a designer cruise\N\hmissile, ooh la la, vaboom.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.58,0:16:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Look at that there!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.08,0:16:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}What is a cruise missile?\NWhat is a cruise missile?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.09,0:16:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}A missile that goes, "Look,\Na city, let's destroy it!"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.09,0:16:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.10,0:16:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hEvery time I do that, I\Nfeel like Richard Simmons.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.60,0:16:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Let's go, girls, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.60,0:17:00.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Five, six, seven, and
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.10,0:17:01.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"move it, move it,\Nmove it, move it!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.10,0:17:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hThe man is so cruel.\NThe women, they love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.57,0:17:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"They go, you call those tits?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.11,0:17:06.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"I've seen better\Nlumps in oatmeal.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.61,0:17:09.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"Put them together, honey,\Nmake one good one, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.11,0:17:13.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Those are not calves, those\N\hare steers, let's move it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.12,0:17:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"You may have had an hourglass\N\h\hfigure but your time is up,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.62,0:17:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.12,0:17:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Let's move, now let's go!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.62,0:17:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}The man has a house with\N\ha closets so he can go,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.62,0:17:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I'm in, I'm out, I'm in!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.63,0:17:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Stains.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.13,0:17:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}People over here are going,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.13,0:17:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"What the hell is\N\hhe doing now?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.63,0:17:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.13,0:17:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Catch up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.63,0:17:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.64,0:17:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Take it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.15,0:17:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}These are the guys that\N\hgo, stand underneath
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.65,0:17:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hthe Golden Gate Bridge\Nwaiting for people to jump,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.15,0:17:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}going, "Go for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.65,0:17:50.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.15,0:17:53.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"You might fly, you don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.16,0:17:57.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Come on, take a chance,\N\h\h\h\hdon't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.66,0:17:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"For sure!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.16,0:18:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.66,0:18:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Speak a new language.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.17,0:18:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\hThere must be a new\Nlanguage called Californese.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.67,0:18:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}How are you? "I'm just like,\N\h\htotally here for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.67,0:18:11.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"It's been like a really--"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.67,0:18:13.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hthere's only 18\Nwords in Californese.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.18,0:18:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}It's like "gnarly, for sure,\N\h\htotally, and bummed, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.68,0:18:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"I'm together for a\Nwhile, okay go for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.68,0:18:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Now, okay, we'll see\N\hbye-bye, for sure."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.68,0:18:24.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.69,0:18:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.19,0:18:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}White wine, this is\Na little wine here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.16,0:18:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}If it's not wine, it's been\Nthrough somebody all ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.20,0:18:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Oh, sh, this is good though.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.70,0:18:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}It's so nice, they\N\hhave white wines,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.70,0:18:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}they have red wines.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.70,0:18:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}-Yellow wines!\N-Yellow wines?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.71,0:18:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Thank you, my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.71,0:18:49.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hYou know a mind is a\Nterrible thing to waste.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.21,0:18:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.72,0:18:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Why don't you help support
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.22,0:18:58.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}the United Caucasian\N\h\h\h\hCollege Fund?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.22,0:19:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hThis is young Bob, now he's\Nworking in McDonald's going,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.22,0:19:03.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"You want some more fries?"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.73,0:19:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.73,0:19:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Little tiny cape,\Nooh, I love this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.73,0:19:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}There's a bullfighter.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.23,0:19:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"I told you, don't put\Nthe cape in the dryer!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.24,0:19:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.24,0:19:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}"Fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.74,0:19:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"I cannot fight the bull with\N\h\hthis little fucking cape!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.24,0:19:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"How am I gonna hide\N\hthis sword behind?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.25,0:19:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"The bull will see the sword,\N\h\h\hand he'll just go like,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.25,0:19:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"what, no way today!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.75,0:19:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(speaking gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.26,0:19:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hIt's strange being a\Nbullfighter wearing those
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.76,0:19:37.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}little tight pants, people\N\hgoing, "You're Catholic."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.26,0:19:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Yeah (gasps).
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.76,0:19:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.77,0:19:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}My God, woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.27,0:19:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}No, no, no, where did\N\hyou get this coat?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.27,0:19:50.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}My God, (mumbles) Marin.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.77,0:19:52.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}My God!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.78,0:19:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hThis is lovely,\Nlook at this thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.28,0:19:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hMy God, right now there's a\Nwhole bunch of animals going,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.28,0:19:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Shit, is it cold, Jesus."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.28,0:20:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.29,0:20:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Made from kittens\Naround the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.79,0:20:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\hLet's try this on.\NI won't get the smell in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.30,0:20:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}You'll take it home tonight and\N\h\hthe animals will be going,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.80,0:20:16.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(growling).
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.30,0:20:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Ooh, I guess you couldn't\N\hafford the bottom fur.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.80,0:20:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.31,0:20:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I feel like Liberace\N\h\hright now, going,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.81,0:20:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Just leave me\Nthe candelabra,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.31,0:20:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"damn you, leave\Nme the candelabra!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.81,0:20:31.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}This is wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.31,0:20:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Robin's wearing the lovely\N\h\h\hpants from Hefty Bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.82,0:20:37.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.82,0:20:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.82,0:20:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Humped by Notre Dame."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.83,0:20:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}This is incredible,\N\h\h\hI love these.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.83,0:20:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\hThis is the type of coat you\Ncan go, "Andre, park the car."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.33,0:20:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.83,0:20:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}We can play elephant man,\Ngo, "I am not an animal!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.84,0:21:00.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I am a comedian!"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.34,0:21:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.85,0:21:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Does your dog ever try and go,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.35,0:21:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Just let me have it for\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe night?"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.86,0:21:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}That's a wonderful\Ncoat, my God, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.86,0:21:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}That's taking a fashion risk.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.36,0:21:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.86,0:21:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.37,0:21:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}We sip some wine now\N\hfor a moment here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.37,0:21:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}A little eraser on the\N\h\hblackboard of life.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.37,0:21:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}There are white wines,\N\hthere are red wines,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.37,0:21:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hbut why are there no\Nblack wines, like Reggie,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.88,0:21:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}a motherfucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.88,0:21:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.38,0:21:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hIt goes with fish, meat,\Nany damn thing it wants to.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.88,0:21:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(man cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.39,0:21:44.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Thank you, Lumpy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.39,0:21:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.39,0:21:51.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hHave someone like Mean\NJoe Green advertising it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.39,0:21:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"You better buy this or I'll\N\h\hnail your ass to a tree."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.40,0:21:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}But if you ever drink\N\h\hthe elite wines,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.90,0:21:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}you know the Pouilly-Fuissé,\N\h\h\hor as we say downtown,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.90,0:22:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}pussy fussy.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.90,0:22:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And you always have the guys\N\hwho taste the wines going,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.41,0:22:06.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Mmm, yes, mmm, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.41,0:22:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Ah, absurd yet flaccid."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.91,0:22:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.42,0:22:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}But I love the very,\N\hvery special wines.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.92,0:22:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThe wines like\N"Thunderbird," "Night Train."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.92,0:22:23.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}The type of wines where\N\hyou take one sip and
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.43,0:22:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}your body says, "Everybody out,\N\h\h\h\htwo exits, no waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.43,0:22:27.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.93,0:22:29.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Oh, God!"
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.43,0:22:34.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hSome heavy duty paint\Nthinner in those wines.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.44,0:22:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd always on those\Nbottles of wine it says, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.44,0:22:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Serve before Friday."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.44,0:22:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.94,0:22:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hOn the bottom says it\Nsays, "Serve chilled."
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.94,0:22:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}And I'm sure a lot of winos\Ncome into the store going,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.91,0:22:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Pardon me, but this\N\h\hsucker is tepid.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.45,0:22:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.45,0:22:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"Would you deposit this in\Nthe refrigatorial receptacle
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.45,0:22:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h"until it's 58\Ndegrees Fahrenheit?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.96,0:22:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"I like my wine like I like\Nmy women, ready to pass out.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.96,0:23:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Now, will you just put\N\h\h\h\hthat in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.46,0:23:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h\hI'll be out front\Nwhizzing on your doorway.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.47,0:23:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.47,0:23:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}You gotta be careful though,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.47,0:23:09.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}if you're drinking\Na little too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.97,0:23:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}You get a little drunky wonky.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.47,0:23:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hAnd you try and drive home\Nand the police nail your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.98,0:23:17.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hIf you're driving in\Nthe south, it's usually,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.98,0:23:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Stop, or I'll shoot!"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.48,0:23:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.98,0:23:22.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hIf you're driving in\NCalifornia, it's usually,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.98,0:23:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Will you get out of the car,\Nrealize your true potential.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.99,0:23:26.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"We'll share some energy\N\h\hfor a brief moment."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.49,0:23:29.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}If you're driving in\N\h\h\hSan Francisco,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.49,0:23:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}the policeman usually\N\hgets out and goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.49,0:23:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"Search me, I might\Nhave something on me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.49,0:23:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.50,0:23:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}But you must be careful,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.50,0:23:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}especially when smoking\N\h\ha little marijuana.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.00,0:23:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(audience booing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.00,0:23:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Yes, the police have a\N\hnew test to nail you.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.01,0:23:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}they get out of their car,\Nwalk towards you like this,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.51,0:23:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Will you get out of the car?"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.51,0:23:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.02,0:23:57.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\hAnd you're trying to be cool,\Nyou're trying to maintain, going
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.02,0:23:57.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}(hysterical laughing).
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.99,0:24:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}-'"Get in the damn car!"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.02,0:24:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hIf you're doing a little\Ncocaine, the police just go,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.53,0:24:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Behind you!" (gasps)\N\h\h"Get in the car!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.03,0:24:07.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.53,0:24:09.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\hThey have a test to see if\Nyou've been drinking a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.53,0:24:11.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}What they do normally is they\N\h\hpull you over to the side
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.03,0:24:13.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}and say, "Do you realize\N\h\h\hyou were weaving?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.03,0:24:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\hTo which you reply,\N"Weave, I don't even knit."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.04,0:24:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.04,0:24:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}At that point, a little baton\N\h\hgoes right up happy land.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.04,0:24:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(light humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.04,0:24:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}So you have to be careful, they\Nhave a new drunk driving test,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.05,0:24:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I want you to know this just\N\hin case you get pulled over
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.05,0:24:28.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}by {\i1}la polizia{\r} , be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.55,0:24:30.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hFirst of all, they\Nmake you go like this,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.05,0:24:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}they make you stop, put your\N\harms out, close your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.56,0:24:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Makes you feel like\NEaster, watch out.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.56,0:24:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\hThen they go like this, they\Nmake you touch your nose twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.06,0:24:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\hThey go like,\Nstart off one, two.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.56,0:24:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And then here's the new part,\N\h\hI want you to know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.56,0:24:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}The new part is something\N\hlike, one, two, three,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.06,0:24:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hfour, five, six,\Nseven, eight, and nine,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.07,0:24:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}and Fosse Fosse one,\N\h\hFosse Fosse two,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.57,0:24:51.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Uganda, Uganda,\N\hUganda, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.07,0:24:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hAt that point, you just\Nhave to look at the officer,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.07,0:24:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}you look him right\Nin the eye and say,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.08,0:24:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Fuck it, I'm drunk."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.08,0:24:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.59,0:25:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Like we all know, though,\N\hif alcohol is a crutch,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.09,0:25:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hthen Jack Daniels\Nis the wheelchair.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.09,0:25:11.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.09,0:25:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hYou will roll right\Nover that abyss going,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.10,0:25:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Hi, dee, doo, da, day."
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.60,0:25:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\hDoesn't matter where\Nyou're from in the country,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.60,0:25:19.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}you take one sip of\N\h\h\hJack Daniels,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.60,0:25:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hand you're on the road\Ncoming to deliverance going.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.60,0:25:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squealing)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.10,0:25:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.61,0:25:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"How about you just\Ndropping them panties.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.11,0:25:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Who cares, let's go now!"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.11,0:25:30.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hYou have like eight\Nglasses of Jack Daniels,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.61,0:25:31.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}you forget the English language,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.61,0:25:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hyou just have one\Nmassive vowel movement.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.12,0:25:36.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.12,0:25:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hIf you're lucky, you find\Nsomeone else that drunk going.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.12,0:25:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.63,0:25:47.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You wanna go on out?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.13,0:25:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}For sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.13,0:25:50.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.63,0:25:52.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}But if you drink this shit,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.13,0:25:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}you'll have to pay the\N\hprice in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.64,0:25:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h'Cause you get out of\Nbed and all of a sudden,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.64,0:25:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hyou realize, "Oh\Nshit, gravity works."
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.64,0:26:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.64,0:26:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}There you are, there you are,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.64,0:26:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}and you have to worship at\N\hthe old porcelain altar.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.15,0:26:08.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.15,0:26:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.66,0:26:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"Oh, damn, I didn't\Nput the seat up again!"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.13,0:26:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.67,0:26:25.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And you better pray you have\N\ha friend that'll help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.67,0:26:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Like, you okay?\N\h\h"I'm fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.67,0:26:31.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Just don't flush me, dear\N\hGod, don't flush me now!"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.17,0:26:35.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hAnd then you make the\Nmistake of going to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.68,0:26:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.18,0:26:40.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}What a fool because you\Ncan hear snails crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.68,0:26:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hAll of your other friends\Nwho haven't drank that night
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.18,0:26:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}come over, "How you doing,\N\h\hBob, good to see you."
Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.69,0:26:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Why don't you just\Neat shit and die!"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.19,0:26:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.19,0:26:51.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"A little Jack last night?"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.69,0:26:53.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Well, why don't you--\N\h\h\h\hoh, fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.20,0:26:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.70,0:26:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}I wanna find out where\N\hthey make that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.70,0:27:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I wanna take a trip down\Nto Lynchburg, Tennessee.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.20,0:27:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}There'll be some guy waiting\N\h\hfor you down there going,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.20,0:27:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"How you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.71,0:27:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Welcome to Lynchburg,\Nwho's that over there?"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.71,0:27:10.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:11.21,0:27:12.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Someone that pissed\N\hus off, a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.21,0:27:14.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Come on in!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.22,0:27:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"You know my daddy\Nmarried his sister,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.72,0:27:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"but it didn't affect me.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.22,0:27:21.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Come on in, let me take you\Non a tour of the whole plant.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.72,0:27:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.73,0:27:28.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h"Over here, this is my\Nbrother Bob, he's the taster.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.23,0:27:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.23,0:27:34.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h"Here's where we add\Nthe secret ingredient."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.74,0:27:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.24,0:27:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.24,0:27:42.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hAnd then sometimes, you\Nalways see those guys who
Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.74,0:27:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hare truck drivers who\Nmake it across the entire
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.25,0:27:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}United States in one day and\N\hsay they don't take speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.75,0:27:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.25,0:27:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h"Bob, Bob, that's\Nthe ocean up there!"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.25,0:27:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Fuck it, I'm going through!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.26,0:27:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"I'm gonna get these pineapples\N\h\h\hto Hawaii, come on now!"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.26,0:28:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.77,0:28:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hOr sometimes you see\Nthese hats on big guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.77,0:28:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}men we like to call hunters.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.27,0:28:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Guys you see sometimes\Non {\i1}American Sportsman{\r} .
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.78,0:28:17.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\h"This week on\NA {\i1}merican Sportsman,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.28,0:28:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"we're gonna hunt squirrels\N\h\h\h\hwith a 350 magnum.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.78,0:28:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"We're gonna blow their little\N\h\h\hnuts off, aren't we, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.28,0:28:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.79,0:28:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Come on now, let the\Ndog get what's left."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.79,0:28:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hThen the real show where\Nthey take the major chance
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.79,0:28:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}is {\i1}Wild Kingdom{\r} .
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.29,0:28:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hThey always cut to\NMarlin Perkins going,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.29,0:28:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"My assistant, Tom, will\N\h\hattempt to circumcise
Dialogue: 0,0:28:34.80,0:28:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"a water buffalo!"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.30,0:28:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.30,0:28:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hAnd they cut to Tom, Tom's\Nin a field going, "Oh, lord."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.80,0:28:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}And the big water buffalo going,\N\h"Your ass is mine now, clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.31,0:28:48.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"You ain't got no gun, you\Njust got that medicaid shit."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.81,0:28:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hIsn't it strange on\N{\i1}Wild Kingdom{\r} though,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.31,0:28:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}they shoot these animals\N\h\h\h\hup with something
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.81,0:28:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}called anesthe-darts, which\N\his real heavy medication.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.82,0:28:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}It's no wonder the animals\Ncome back next week going,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.32,0:28:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.32,0:29:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Yeah, I was on the\N\h\hshow last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.33,0:29:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.33,0:29:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:10.83,0:29:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Yeah, fuck the tags, I'd\Nlike to be back on again!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.84,0:29:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Yeah, I'll run, yeah,\Njust roll the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.84,0:29:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I'm gonna run now.\N\h\h\h\h\hOh, damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.34,0:29:21.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.84,0:29:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"You nabbed my ass again."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.35,0:29:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.85,0:29:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hThen they send these\Npoor medicated animals
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.35,0:29:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}to the New York City Zoo,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.35,0:29:31.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hwhich is kind of like a\Nreform school for animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.35,0:29:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\hYou see the lion in his cage\Ngoing, "Roar, big fucking deal."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.86,0:29:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.36,0:29:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}They have a little cage full\N\hof kvetching hyenas going,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.36,0:29:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Nice day, might be,\Nyou don't know that."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.87,0:29:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hLittle birds going\Nin their cages going,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.87,0:29:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Filthy squirrels,\Nfilthy squirrels!"
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.87,0:29:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}And then, then you always think,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.38,0:29:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"I can at least take the\Nkids to see the monkeys.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.88,0:29:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h"The monkeys are almost\Nhuman, they're really fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.38,0:30:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Come on, Tommy, let's\N\h\hgo see the chimps."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.38,0:30:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And just as you take Tommy to\Nthe front of the chimp cage,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.38,0:30:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}the little chimp up front goes.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.39,0:30:06.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Let's go, son."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.89,0:30:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Why, dad, I've seen\N\h\h\h\hyou do that."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.89,0:30:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.39,0:30:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Easy boy."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.40,0:30:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hAlso sometimes,\Nyou see these hats
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.90,0:30:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hon guys I like to\Ncall weightlifters.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.90,0:30:24.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\hYou know, like your\Nfriends, the bodybuilders,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.91,0:30:26.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hthe guys you see\Noutside all year round.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.41,0:30:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Guys that pump iron.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:28.41,0:30:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Looks like someone shoved\Nan air hose up their ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.41,0:30:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.42,0:30:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"How you doing, Bob?"
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.92,0:30:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hI always just wanna\Nsee one of those guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:37.92,0:30:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"How you doing?\NWah, oh shit, I cramped up.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.42,0:30:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h"That's okay, I can\Nmake it to the car."
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.43,0:30:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hThen there's always\Nthe big bodybuilders,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.93,0:30:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.43,0:30:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Arnold in {\i1}Conan the Retailer,\N\h\h\h{\r}Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.43,0:30:53.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}There he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.43,0:30:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hI always wanna say,\N"Arnold, come on now,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:54.94,0:30:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"you take steroids, don't you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:30:56.94,0:30:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"No way!"
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.94,0:31:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.44,0:31:04.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Look at this here.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.45,0:31:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.45,0:31:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}(man yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:11.45,0:31:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}'9ers!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.96,0:31:15.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\h\hThis man is a\Nprofessor at Stanford.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.46,0:31:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hDoesn't matter what\Ntype of job you have,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.46,0:31:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}you may be a PhD professor,\N\h\h\hbut all of a sudden,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.96,0:31:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}you're like '9er field.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"'9ers!"
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.96,0:31:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Professor Hibbel.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.97,0:31:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Well, I like the team, '9ers!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.47,0:31:28.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}40 fucking 9ers!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.97,0:31:31.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Thank you, Sister Theres.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.47,0:31:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.98,0:31:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hShe and Father Tom are\Ngoing, "Fucking eh, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.98,0:31:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h"Get out there today and tear\Nthe titties off the other team.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:43.99,0:31:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"I don't want you\Nto hold back, Jim,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.49,0:31:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"when you go out there today,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.99,0:31:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"and we here at Saint Swithens\N\h\h\hhave a wonderful policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.49,0:31:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Let's do that Saint\N\hSwithens cheer now,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.49,0:31:52.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Rickum, rackem,\N\hruckem, ruckem,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.99,0:31:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"get that ball and\N\h\hreally fight!"
Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.50,0:31:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.50,0:31:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Be great if there's a\Nhigh school somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.00,0:32:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hin Marin County\Ncalled Saint Samia.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.50,0:32:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}What's the cheer like?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.01,0:32:05.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Whoa, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.51,0:32:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Whoa, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:09.01,0:32:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Go for it right now."
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.51,0:32:12.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.01,0:32:14.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Or you play the high schools,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.02,0:32:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}you play the high schools\N\h\h\hfrom Oakland like,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.02,0:32:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Mama, ra, ra, ras,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.02,0:32:20.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"we're gonna nail your\N\h\hhonky ass, get up!"
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.52,0:32:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Yeah, it's strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.03,0:32:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}People cheer now, but where\N\h\hwere you six years ago?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.53,0:32:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Where were you six years\N\hago when the 49ers had
Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.03,0:32:31.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\ha quarterback going, "We'll\Nhike when the energy's right."
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.03,0:32:33.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.54,0:32:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}When you used to have\Nlineman who go like,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.04,0:32:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Well, I really can't\N\h\h\hdeal with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.04,0:32:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}his pressure's too intense!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:39.04,0:32:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.04,0:32:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"I mean, he just, he\Nwants to run over me.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.04,0:32:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"I tried all the moves,\N\h\hI tried the thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.04,0:32:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"I let him go by and then\N\hI pushed him, get off!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.05,0:32:49.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\h"Get off the field!\NI don't need this pressure!"
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.55,0:32:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}What's it gonna be?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.05,0:32:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}There's a football strike\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgoing on.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.06,0:32:56.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hI mean, what are those\Nguys gonna do for a living?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.56,0:32:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I mean, that's one picket\Nline I don't wanna cross.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.56,0:33:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h"How you doin'?"\N"Mr. Green." "What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.06,0:33:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\h\h"You better\Nnot mess with me."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.06,0:33:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Oh, thank you, Mr.\NGreen, thank you."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.57,0:33:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hI mean, what are\Nthose guys gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.07,0:33:07.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}What's the center gonna do\Nnow that he's out of work?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.07,0:33:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hGo work in a fast\Nfood restaurant going,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.57,0:33:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Your hamburger's ready!"
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.57,0:33:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.08,0:33:16.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}What are the referees gonna do,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.08,0:33:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}referees gonna come\N\h\h\hgo (mumbles).
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.58,0:33:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Dyslexia is a horrible disease.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.09,0:33:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I was the only child\N\hin Halloween to go,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.09,0:33:28.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Hi, trick or trout."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.09,0:33:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hSo sad to see all\Nthe mothers going,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.59,0:33:33.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"It's the William's boy, I\Nbetter give him some fish."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.10,0:33:36.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}What are the referees gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.10,0:33:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hAre they gonna\Nbecome go-go boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.10,0:33:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hSee referees downtown\Ngoing, "Look, five yards!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:40.10,0:33:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Let's go, TD, let's\Ngo, don't you know!"
Dialogue: 0,0:33:43.60,0:33:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.11,0:33:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}But now, now the 49ers\N\h\hhave real linemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.62,0:33:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\hyou know what\NI'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.12,0:33:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}You know, head, neck optional.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.12,0:34:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.62,0:34:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Big men, big men that go like,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.12,0:34:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"What did you do\Ntoday, Billy Bob?"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.63,0:34:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Basically what I like to do\N\his break through the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.13,0:34:09.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h"grab a quarterback\Nand say, 'Make a wish.'"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.63,0:34:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.13,0:34:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Strange, though.\NWhat is a center?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.14,0:34:16.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}What is the position of\Na man who plays center?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.14,0:34:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hWhat do you say, what\Ndo you do for a living?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.14,0:34:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}You say, what do you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.64,0:34:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h"Well, basically, I bend\Nover, I have a little towel
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.64,0:34:21.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"hang over my ass."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.15,0:34:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}behind you and goes, "Why\N\hhaven't you called me?"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.15,0:34:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.15,0:34:32.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}At that point, "Yo, you're\N\h\h\hout of here, clown!"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.15,0:34:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hBut also, the most\Nimportant man of all,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.66,0:34:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}a little tiny man named\Nthe field goal kicker.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.66,0:34:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Usually European with names\N\h\hlike, Eban (gibberish).
Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.66,0:34:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}And they're usually like this,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.66,0:34:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}it's usually like, "Okay,\N\h\h\hfield goal, $1,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.67,0:34:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Okay, field goal, $2,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.67,0:34:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Uh, oh, lineman, fuck\N\h\hit, take the ball."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.67,0:34:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:34:56.68,0:34:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hBut the real important\Nman on the football team
Dialogue: 0,0:34:59.68,0:35:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}we know is the quarterback.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.68,0:35:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-(audience cheering)\N\h\h\h\h\h-Usually...
Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.68,0:35:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Usually men with big\N\hhands and big feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.19,0:35:09.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}And you ladies know\N\hwhat that means.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:10.19,0:35:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Yes, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.19,0:35:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Big gloves and big shoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.20,0:35:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.70,0:35:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hThese quarterbacks are\Nalways shot in slow motion
Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.20,0:35:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}because they're always\Ncoming up to the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.70,0:35:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hit's always very\Nmuch instant replay.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.20,0:35:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.72,0:35:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.22,0:35:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.23,0:35:51.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(soft humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:57.74,0:36:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.74,0:36:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Run, run, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:04.75,0:36:05.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Oh damn, damn, damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.25,0:36:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.75,0:36:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.76,0:36:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"Eliott!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.77,0:36:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"Eliott!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.27,0:36:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Ouch, I'm standing\N\hon my testicles.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.78,0:36:38.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Ow, ow, ow, ow,\Now, ow, ow, ow."
Dialogue: 0,0:36:39.78,0:36:41.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}It's a very, very tender area.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.72,0:36:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Oh, easy boy, whoa, easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.29,0:36:47.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\hIt's like a little rodeo pony\Nin there, "Let me out, come on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.29,0:36:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}{\i1}Grab it!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.79,0:36:49.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Grab it, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.29,0:36:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I can't grab him because\N\hhe'll be going, "Whoa!"
Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.80,0:36:57.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Men do that, though, we do grab\N\h\hthe little area down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.80,0:36:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}We don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.80,0:37:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}When you're nervous, you\Nalways see guys that get
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.30,0:37:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}a little nervous like, gosh...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.80,0:37:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.81,0:37:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Sorry, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.81,0:37:09.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:10.31,0:37:11.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.31,0:37:13.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}It's just a strange beast.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.31,0:37:15.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}I don't know why, even\NPresident Reagan must.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.32,0:37:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}That's why they have a little\N\h\h\hpodium cutting him off.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.82,0:37:19.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Nancy and I--no, no!"
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.32,0:37:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Everyone does, every man\N\hin a nervous situation
Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.32,0:37:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\hwill be grabbing it.\NThat's why they used to tell the
Dialogue: 0,0:37:23.82,0:37:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hbaseball players,\N"Don't touch that!"
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.33,0:37:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hI see a lot of guys\Ngoing, "Yeah, yeah."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.83,0:37:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Most men can't even\Ncall it what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.33,0:37:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You say, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.80,0:37:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"A penis."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.84,0:37:36.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}What?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.84,0:37:38.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"It's my penis."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.84,0:37:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}You can't say it, can you?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.34,0:37:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"No, I can't."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.34,0:37:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.85,0:37:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}So we think of other names\N\hthat really macho guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.35,0:37:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}What do you call it?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.85,0:37:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"That's the incredible heat\Nseeking moisture missile."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.85,0:37:53.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.85,0:37:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}"Yes!"
Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.86,0:38:00.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}It may not have a conscience,\N\hbut it does have a memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.86,0:38:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Watch out, fire one!\N\h\h\hEasy boy, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.87,0:38:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Fire two, whoa!"
Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.37,0:38:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Feels like it's leading\N\h\h\hyou around town.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.37,0:38:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"I don't care, whoa,\N\h\h\h\heasy, easy."
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.37,0:38:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Then you get like, sometimes\Nother guys, the adventurers,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.37,0:38:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}it's the throbbing\N\h\hpython of love.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.38,0:38:17.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hI like to kind of\Ncompromise in between.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.38,0:38:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I like to call him Mr. Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.38,0:38:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}So if something's going\N\h\hwrong, you can say,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.38,0:38:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Oh, look, he's pouting, aww."
Dialogue: 0,0:38:26.39,0:38:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.89,0:38:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Hi, peekaboo.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.89,0:38:33.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}So nice to know Mr. Happy\N\h\h\h\hhas luggage too.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.39,0:38:35.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Like, "Where you\Nwant these bags?"
Dialogue: 0,0:38:35.90,0:38:36.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Strange little creature.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:38.40,0:38:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hOh, no. You look down,\Nyou look at him, go, "Why?"
Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.90,0:38:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I can't wait until they have\N\h\hthe metric system though,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.40,0:38:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hso you can go,\N"How big are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.37,0:38:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}"120.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.91,0:38:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.91,0:38:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"You can call me\Nmister tripod now."
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.41,0:38:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(growling)
Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.91,0:38:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.42,0:38:57.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Why do we evolve with\N\h\h\hMr. Happy here?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.42,0:38:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Was it like in the old days\N\hso they could tell time?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:58.92,0:38:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Be going, "What time is it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.92,0:39:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Er, about 12:00.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.42,0:39:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"No, uh, maybe\Nabout 3:00 now.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.93,0:39:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Whoa, yeah, high noon now!"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.93,0:39:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.43,0:39:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Why, why couldn't\Nhe be right here?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.90,0:39:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Wouldn't it be nice\N\hif Mr. Happy were
Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.94,0:39:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}in the middle of your chest?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.94,0:39:17.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}It'd sure make dancing\N\h\h\h\ha lot more fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.44,0:39:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.94,0:39:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hYou'll be dancing going,\N"Having a nice night, Betty?"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.45,0:39:26.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Yes, I am, Tom,\Nbut what's that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.95,0:39:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"A fountain pen."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.45,0:39:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.95,0:39:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Well, it's leaking."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.45,0:39:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.92,0:39:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hIt's a strange relationship\Nthat men have with Mr. Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.96,0:39:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}-It usually starts.\N\h-(sirens ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.46,0:39:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Oops, there comes my ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:43.46,0:39:46.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.47,0:39:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}What we were talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.97,0:39:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hIt doesn't matter, once\Nagain, we went off that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.48,0:39:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}The police set me off.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.98,0:39:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hIt's like that way, I\Nguess, for most people.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.48,0:40:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Look out, once again, I\Nlook out at the faces,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.48,0:40:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}people say, "It's all right."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.98,0:40:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}My mother's over there saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.98,0:40:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Just like the old\N\hdays, isn't it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:40:05.49,0:40:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.99,0:40:07.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hMama knows, mama\Nused to see me and
Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.99,0:40:08.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}she'd tell me these\N\hwonderful jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.99,0:40:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}My first joke was,\NI love you in blue,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.49,0:40:15.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I love you in red, most of all,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.00,0:40:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I love you in blue.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.00,0:40:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.50,0:40:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}See, mama, it still work!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.50,0:40:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}We come to America with a dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.00,0:40:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hAnd look where we buy a\Nhouse in Tiburon, ah, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.01,0:40:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hTiburon, from the\NSpanish word Tiberone,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.51,0:40:31.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}meaning condominium.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.01,0:40:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:33.51,0:40:35.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Condominium, from\N\hthe Latin word,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.52,0:40:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}meaning to overcharge\N\h\h\hfor no reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.02,0:40:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.52,0:40:42.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.02,0:40:46.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}What we were talking about\N\hbefore, my little friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.03,0:40:47.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Right now he's saying,\N\h\h\h"Get back to me."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.03,0:40:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I know that, shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.03,0:40:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Er, come on, come on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.03,0:40:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}But we men know the first\N\htime you met Mr. Happy
Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.03,0:40:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}was during a time\N\hcalled puberty.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.04,0:40:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Puberty is when nature says,\N\hshake hands with Mr. Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.54,0:41:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-(audience laughing)\N\h\h\h-You know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.04,0:41:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You know, it's like,\N\h\hyou're upstairs,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.55,0:41:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}usually with a copy of\N\h\hNational Geographic
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.05,0:41:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}playing Señor Wences.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.55,0:41:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Will you call me in the city?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Not tonight."
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.55,0:41:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}But no one had the real guts,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.55,0:41:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\hno one had the honesty when\Nyou're locked in the bathroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.56,0:41:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\hyour father's\Nknocking on the door,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.06,0:41:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}you're in there oiling\Nthe old baseball glove!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.56,0:41:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}And your father's knocking\N\h\h\h\hon the door going,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.06,0:41:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.06,0:41:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"What are you doing\N\h\hin there, son?"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.06,0:41:25.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}No one had the honesty\N\hto say, "Going blind!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.57,0:41:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.07,0:41:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.57,0:41:34.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Damn it, I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.58,0:41:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"If it feels this good, I'll\Ntake the hair, I don't mind."
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.58,0:41:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\hAnd then you had the\Nother problems when you're
Dialogue: 0,0:41:42.08,0:41:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hgoing through puberty,\Nsomething called an erection.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:45.09,0:41:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}They'd happen at the wrong time,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.59,0:41:48.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}you'd be having your\N\hfirst close dance,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.09,0:41:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hall of a sudden,\N"Gosh, Becky, nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.09,0:41:51.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.59,0:41:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Don't go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.10,0:41:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Do you find me repulsive?"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:57.10,0:41:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.60,0:42:01.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}When actually you felt\N\hlike a pirate going,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.10,0:42:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.60,0:42:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Send the bitch\Nback to me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.11,0:42:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.11,0:42:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Don't be lying to\Nme now, (mumbles)."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.11,0:42:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hOh, but you girls, you\Ngirls and Madame Wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.12,0:42:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hYes, you got to go\Nthrough puberty riding a
Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.12,0:42:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}mechanical pony in front\N\h\h\hof the supermarket.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:23.12,0:42:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Remember that.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.12,0:42:26.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.63,0:42:31.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Mama, can I have\Nanother quarter?"
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.63,0:42:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.63,0:42:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Suzie, that's eight\N\h\h\hdollars worth."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.14,0:42:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.14,0:42:38.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h\h"Oh, this has\Nthe perfect motion.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:40.14,0:42:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Two forward, a little back,\Nand a wonderful wiggle, mama.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:43.64,0:42:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"I still respect you."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.65,0:42:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.15,0:42:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}It's alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.15,0:42:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hStrange beast it\Nis, but we all know,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.16,0:42:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}the ultimate purpose, all\Nof Mr. Happy's exploits,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.66,0:43:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}is babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.66,0:43:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hIsn't it strange that\Nthe male of the species,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.66,0:43:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}as men, we spend nine months\Ntrying to get out of the womb
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.67,0:43:09.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}and then the rest of our life,\N\htrying to get right back in.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.17,0:43:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:43:12.67,0:43:16.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hHow does one little sperm\Nmake it past all that rubber?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.61,0:43:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hIt must have it like\Nthe English war movies,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.18,0:43:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}where one sperm gets to\Nthe diaphragm and goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:20.68,0:43:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Everybody else, over me,\N\hkeep swimming, go on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.18,0:43:25.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.19,0:43:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Then you get the wise ass\N\hsperm named Otto going.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.70,0:43:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Here comes the IUD."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.70,0:43:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hFinally, one breaks\Nthrough all of that,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.20,0:43:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}breaks into the inner sanctum!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.21,0:43:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hThere's the ovum\Ngoing, "Hello, sailor."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.71,0:43:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.71,0:43:54.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hAt this point, all of a\Nsudden Carl Sagan walks out
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.72,0:43:55.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}and goes, "We peer out,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.22,0:44:01.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"past billions and\Nbillions of tiny semen,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.22,0:44:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"wondering how one\Nreaches its final mark
Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.72,0:44:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"and fetus, don't fail me now."
Dialogue: 0,0:44:07.73,0:44:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hThere it is, a little\Nbaby going, (gibberish).
Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.73,0:44:15.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hAh, how wonderful,\Nsuspended in the air,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.74,0:44:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}you have your own pool.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:18.74,0:44:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hAlways set at a\Nwonderful temperature
Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.74,0:44:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}of whatever mom's\Nfeeling that day.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.74,0:44:24.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}How nice, very quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:24.71,0:44:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\hNever have to send out for\Nfood, it's always womb service.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:28.75,0:44:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}No, I'm sorry I said it, it\Nwas there, I had to use it!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.75,0:44:36.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h(mumbles) feeling, a little\Nchild's in there just waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.26,0:44:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}But how lucky can\Nyou be as a baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.76,0:44:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hAs soon as you're\Nborn, you come out,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.26,0:44:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Are those two\Ntitties for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.26,0:44:44.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}"Oh, yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.27,0:44:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.77,0:44:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Adjusting the volume."
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.77,0:44:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}But imagine Dolly\N\hParton's child.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.28,0:44:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}It's like, "Kilimanjaro!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.28,0:44:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.78,0:45:04.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"Yay, I'm gonna feed the world!"
Dialogue: 0,0:45:06.29,0:45:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I have good news for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.79,0:45:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I am going to be a father.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.29,0:45:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.76,0:45:17.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}You hear that, boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.30,0:45:18.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.80,0:45:22.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}He aimed straight and true!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.30,0:45:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I feel like William Tell now.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.81,0:45:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I don't know who the\N\hmother is, but hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.31,0:45:30.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.81,0:45:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}No, of course, it's wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.31,0:45:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hI have to take these little\Nclasses now, Lamaze classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.82,0:45:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hI'm taking a new\None called La-mans.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.82,0:45:39.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hI'm with two little flags\Nin the operating room going,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.82,0:45:40.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"You're out of there!"
Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.32,0:45:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I have Jackie Stewart going,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.82,0:45:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"It's a great birth today,\N\h\h(mumbles), great birth.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.83,0:45:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Look at the placenta there,\Nit's gonna be a great thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.83,0:45:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"They're cutting\Nthe umbilical now.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.83,0:45:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"The little fetus\Nis out (mumbles)."
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.33,0:45:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:54.84,0:45:56.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hThen you have the real\Nfun of naming the child.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:56.34,0:45:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Some people used to name their\N\h\hchildren out of the bible,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.34,0:45:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I plan to use the TV guide.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.34,0:46:04.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"Hey, call Jack, Magnum, get\N\hin here, girls, let's go."
Dialogue: 0,0:46:05.85,0:46:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Actually, I think I'll\Nname it, if it's a boy,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.35,0:46:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I'll call him Christopher.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.35,0:46:11.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}- {\i1}All right!\N\h\h\h\h{\r}-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.35,0:46:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hOh there's a guy-- I bet\Nyour name's Chuck, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.86,0:46:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Right on, for sure!"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:16.86,0:46:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}If it's a little girl,\NI'll call it Christina.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.86,0:46:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(audience awing)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.36,0:46:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Or Christiana, Christiana.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.86,0:46:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hThat way she can write a\Nbook called {\i1}Daddy Dearest{\r} .
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.37,0:46:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.87,0:46:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I can't wait until the child\N\h\h\hspeaks its first words.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:29.87,0:46:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}There you are going, "What is\Nit, what is it, Christopher?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:32.87,0:46:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"What are you trying to say?"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:34.37,0:46:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Trust fund."
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.88,0:46:38.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:41.38,0:46:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Did mommy teach you that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:45.39,0:46:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hThen their first birthday\Nparty, daddy's going berserk.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.36,0:46:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"All right, children, let's\Ntry a little comedy routine.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.89,0:46:51.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\h"Now, two Jews\Nwalk into a bar."
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.39,0:46:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"No, father, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:54.39,0:46:55.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"I don't wanna\Ndo any comedy!"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.90,0:46:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h"Christopher, come\Non, let's try this!"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.90,0:46:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"No, let it give it a break,\N\h\h\hdad, give it a break!"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:00.90,0:47:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Come on now, what do you\Nwant for your birthday?"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.40,0:47:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Power of attorney!"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:03.90,0:47:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.41,0:47:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Christopher, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:08.41,0:47:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"You go up to your room,\N\h\hyou walk to your room
Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.41,0:47:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"and play with the\N\hrubber chickens!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.41,0:47:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"You're gonna be funny today!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.41,0:47:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Come on now, try this,\N\h\h\h\h\hah, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:13.91,0:47:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"What, (mumbles) isn't\N\hgood enough for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.42,0:47:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}" {\i1}Popeye{\r} isn't good\N\henough for you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:16.92,0:47:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h\h"Popeye wasn't good for\Nanybody, who are you kidding!"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.42,0:47:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:23.42,0:47:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h"You go up to your\Nroom now, young man!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.43,0:47:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"And you be funny today!"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.93,0:47:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"No dad, fuck that, I'm going\N\hup to my room alone again!"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.43,0:47:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hThen Christopher\Ngrows older, he's 21,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.93,0:47:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}he's leaving the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.94,0:47:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}"Dad?"
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.94,0:47:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Chris, how are you today?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:39.44,0:47:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Come on now, hey."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.94,0:47:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Pop, that's real sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.44,0:47:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.95,0:47:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h"I'm leaving the house, pop,\Njust wanna say goodbye to you."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.45,0:47:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Well, you're gonna be\N\hone funny comedian."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.45,0:47:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Fuck that, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.96,0:47:57.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h"I'm gonna be a scientist,\Nfather, I'm gonna cure herpes."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.46,0:47:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.96,0:48:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Ha, mister smarty pants,\N\h\hmister big shot now!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.96,0:48:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"You couldn't go out, you\N\hcouldn't be funny, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.47,0:48:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"The three houses wasn't\Ngood enough for you, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:08.47,0:48:10.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"The fucking ranch wasn't\Ngood enough for you, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.47,0:48:12.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h"What's wrong with you,\Nboy, what's wrong with you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.47,0:48:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Like you always said, let the\N\hasshole have the last word."
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.48,0:48:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"What do you mean,\N\hlet the asshole--
Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.48,0:48:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"You nailed me, you little shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:21.48,0:48:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h"Come back here!\NDamn you, Christopher!"
Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.99,0:48:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}And he goes away, I go\N\hon a drinking spree.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.49,0:48:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.99,0:48:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I end up downtown.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:33.46,0:48:33.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.00,0:48:37.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Remember me, na na na na!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:38.50,0:48:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h"Ah sir, pardon me, can\Nyou spare $40,000 a week?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.00,0:48:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Oh, I don't care what you say.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.51,0:48:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I'm gonna find a way that\N\h\hasshole Nielsen lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.51,0:48:52.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Little guy with the box\N\h\hwho likes his shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.51,0:48:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Damn it, I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.01,0:48:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"I clawed my way to the middle\N\h\h\hand I fucked my way down!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.52,0:49:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I don't care, damn\N\hit, I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.52,0:49:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h"Right now I'm feeling\Nsingle and drinking doubles!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:05.03,0:49:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Oh, Jesus!"
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.03,0:49:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}(screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.03,0:49:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"Pop, I have come\Nto take you home."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.04,0:49:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Christopher?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.04,0:49:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"You don't wanna\N\h\htake me home.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:22.04,0:49:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"You don't want me."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.04,0:49:26.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Yeah, I do, pop, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.05,0:49:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Hey, dad."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.05,0:49:29.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squeaking)
Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.55,0:49:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:49:50.07,0:49:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}We have an announcement\N\h\h\h\hbefore I go on,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.54,0:49:54.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}will the owner of\Nthe DeLorean car,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.08,0:49:57.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\hwill you please\Ncheck your trunk,
Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.08,0:49:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}I think you'll find your rebate.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:58.58,0:50:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:05.09,0:50:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Sure gives new meaning\N\hto toot the old horn.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.59,0:50:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.59,0:50:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}I don't know, cocaine's\N\hsuch a bizarre thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.09,0:50:14.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hYou always see six\Nor seven guys crammed
Dialogue: 0,0:50:14.59,0:50:15.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}into one small stall.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.60,0:50:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hThen you hear them all come\Nout and all you hear is this.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:20.10,0:50:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hThen one guy has the guts\Nto go flush, "Let's walk out."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:22.60,0:50:25.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.11,0:50:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"You think there's\Nany speed in this?"
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.11,0:50:29.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Nah, there's no speed."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.11,0:50:31.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:50:31.11,0:50:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}It looks like Howdy\N\h\hDoody on acid.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.11,0:50:35.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I'm fine, wanna go\Nback to your seat?"
Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.12,0:50:37.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Yeah, let's go back\N\hto our seats now."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:40.12,0:50:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hYes, we know what\Nthey're doing in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:43.12,0:50:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}They're doing the\Ndevil's dandruff.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.13,0:50:48.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}The Peruvian marching powder!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.63,0:50:51.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You're doing cocaine\N\hin there, we know.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:52.63,0:50:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You know, cocaine is\NGod's way of saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.13,0:50:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}you're making too damn much\Nmoney, you know that, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.64,0:51:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:00.64,0:51:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Yes, indeed, dee, da.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.14,0:51:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hYou know, because also\Nthe wonderful side effects
Dialogue: 0,0:51:05.61,0:51:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}of cocaine, the paranoia\Nand the severe impotence.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.15,0:51:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}And you find yourself standing,\N\h\h\h\hlooking out the window,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.65,0:51:13.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}going, "No one's there still."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.65,0:51:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.66,0:51:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Finally your dog walks\N\hinto the room going,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.13,0:51:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"You okay, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.66,0:51:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.66,0:51:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Listen, if there was\N\hsomeone out there,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.67,0:51:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I would've barked by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.17,0:51:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.18,0:51:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}And then the people have\N\h\hthe stuff that's cut
Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.68,0:51:39.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hwith the wonderful things\Nlike (mumbles) something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.68,0:51:41.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hAnd sometimes people\Nhave the good shit too,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.18,0:51:43.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hwhere they go, "Here,\Ntry this, man, come on."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.68,0:51:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.19,0:51:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"What was in that, man?"
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.19,0:51:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"Fiberglass.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.69,0:51:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"I didn't think you'd notice."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:52.69,0:51:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Nah, man, I like bleeding\N\h\hlike this, that's fun!"
Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.70,0:51:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hYes, and then you\Nmake the big mistake,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.70,0:51:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}you try and go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.70,0:52:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.20,0:52:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\h\hYou feel like a\Nvampire on a day pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.71,0:52:10.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hYou're lying in bed in a\Nbig pool of your own sweat,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.21,0:52:12.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}with Buddy Rich on\N\hyour heart going.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.21,0:52:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}(imitating drumming)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.72,0:52:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}And you have conversations\Nlike this, "Yeah, I'm fine,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.72,0:52:21.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"redundant, redundant,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hredundant,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:21.72,0:52:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"redundant, redundant,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hredundant.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.22,0:52:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Redundant, redundant,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hredundant!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.73,0:52:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.73,0:52:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}And then, then you think,\N\h\hI'll take a Quaalude,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.24,0:52:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}I'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.74,0:52:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Taking a Quaalude then\Nis like throwing bricks
Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.74,0:52:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}in the Grand Canyon.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.24,0:52:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hQuaalude's such an\Nanti-evolutionary drug,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:46.25,0:52:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}so strange, you see a girl\N\hwho's taken two or three
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.75,0:52:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hQuaalude's in the\Nlipstick room going,
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.25,0:52:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Is my makeup on?"
Dialogue: 0,0:52:51.25,0:52:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.25,0:52:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.76,0:52:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}You can always save\Nmoney on Quaaludes.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.26,0:52:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hYou wanna save\Nmoney on Quaaludes?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:58.26,0:52:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hJust take a ball\Npeen hammer and go.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.26,0:53:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}It has the same effect,\Nmakes English optional.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.27,0:53:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Then you make the ultimate\N\hmistake, you walk outside
Dialogue: 0,0:53:08.77,0:53:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}and every animal in the world\Nknows that you're fucked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.77,0:53:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Even the birds are going.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:13.77,0:53:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}(screeching)
Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.78,0:53:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Mr. Hitchcock, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.78,0:53:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hFinally, I saw once\Nmy cat ate a Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.79,0:53:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hSo sad, sad little\Nkitty, he ate the Valium.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.29,0:53:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hSo I'm sitting over\Nin the corner looking\N\hat his paws going,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.79,0:53:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h"Me, oh shit, I\Nknew how that went.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.29,0:53:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Oh yeah, meow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.80,0:53:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"For sure!"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:37.80,0:53:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.30,0:53:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hDo you ever come home late\Nat night, turn on your light,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.30,0:53:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}your cat's in the cat box going,\N\h\h\h"Turn off that damn light!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.80,0:53:45.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:53:46.27,0:53:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h"All right, I'm gonna\Nput the shit everywhere!"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.81,0:53:53.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Our cat got revenge\N\h\h\hon me though.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.81,0:53:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hMy cat got revenge\Nbecause one morning,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.82,0:53:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\hMr. Happy woke\Nup before I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.32,0:53:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-(audience laughing)\N\h\h\h\h\h\h-Morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.82,0:54:02.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}The cat was laying on the\Nend of the bed and went,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.82,0:54:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}a mouse!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.82,0:54:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.83,0:54:08.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, lord!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.83,0:54:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Nothing more painful\N\h\h\hin the world as
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.33,0:54:12.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}prying those four little claws.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:13.83,0:54:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Especially when the cat's\N\h\hgoing, na na, na na.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.34,0:54:20.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}That's when I invented\N\h\h\h\hthe cat-apult.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.84,0:54:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}The cat thought he was safe\Ntoo, hit the wall and went,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.85,0:54:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Oh shit, teflon!"
Dialogue: 0,0:54:29.35,0:54:31.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hBut you know your cat\Ndoesn't care about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.85,0:54:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}He doesn't care about you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.35,0:54:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}If it's warm, sure,\N\h\hhe'll be nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.86,0:54:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\hIf it's cold outside, he'll\Nrun up against your leg going,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:37.86,0:54:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"I love you."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.86,0:54:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}But it's like late at night,\Nusually 5:00 in the morning,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:43.36,0:54:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}all of the sudden your cat\N\hwanders downstairs going,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.87,0:54:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Gotta go outside!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:48.37,0:54:50.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"You better open the door!"
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.37,0:54:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"I'm gonna take a\Ndump on the rug!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.87,0:54:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"You know, the shag carpet!"
Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.88,0:54:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}And you haul your\N\hass downstairs,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:58.88,0:55:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hyou open the door,\Nthe cat goes, "Later."
Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.38,0:55:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hYou think, now I\Ncan go back to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:03.88,0:55:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}No, no, kitty has more\N\h\hsurprises for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.39,0:55:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Because kitty goes out and\N\hfinds the only other cat
Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.39,0:55:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}in heat in 800 miles.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:11.89,0:55:14.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And has the sex of a lifetime\N\hunder your bedroom window.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.40,0:55:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Sitting under there\N\hgoing, "Oh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.40,0:55:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"More four paw!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.90,0:55:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Oh, now, oh, get it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.40,0:55:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"Oh, name the kittens after me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.91,0:55:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hThen he has the audacity\Nafter fucking his brains out
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.41,0:55:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}to come home at 6:00\Nin the morning going,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:33.41,0:55:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I gotta come back in now!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.42,0:55:37.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"I better come in!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.42,0:55:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"I'm gonna fuck up the screen!"
Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.42,0:55:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}You haul your ass downstairs,\N\h\h\h\hopen the door again,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.42,0:55:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}the cat's going,\N\h"How you been?"
Dialogue: 0,0:55:45.43,0:55:46.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Usually your dog's\N\hover here going,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.93,0:55:48.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Ooh, you're gonna get it now!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.93,0:55:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h"Oh, God, oh, boy,\Nthey're gonna kick you."
Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.43,0:55:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hYour cat just walks past\Nyour dog going, "You asshole."
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.44,0:55:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.44,0:56:05.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hYou never see a cat go,\Nyou never see a cat out in
Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.45,0:56:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}like a major park going,\N\h\h\h\h"Hey, a frisbee!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.92,0:56:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:10.45,0:56:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}They never go for\Nthat stupid shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.45,0:56:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}It's always the dog\Ngoing, "I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.45,0:56:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"What do you want me to do,\Npiss on a tree, I don't care!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.96,0:56:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Jump out, want me to\N\hswim in the water,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:19.46,0:56:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"get the dead bird, I'll do it!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.46,0:56:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}They have the dogs that work,\N\h\hlike to smell out drugs,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:24.96,0:56:25.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}those dogs are lucky though.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.97,0:56:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hEnd of the day you see the\Ndogs sitting in their kennels
Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.47,0:56:30.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}going, "Hey, great day,\N\h\hwasn't it, damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.97,0:56:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Bob, yeah, I knew Renny,\Nhe and I were like this."
Dialogue: 0,0:56:35.98,0:56:37.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Then you see the dogs,\Nthe other dogs who work
Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.98,0:56:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}in the bomb squad going,\N\h\h\h"I don't wanna die.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.48,0:56:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I've got puppies to feed!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.49,0:56:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}But how, how do they ever make\N\h\hlittle dogs like Pekingese?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:50.99,0:56:52.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}How do they make a Pekingese?\NHow do they make a Pekingese?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:52.49,0:56:53.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Did someone say,\N\h(gasps) "Look,
Dialogue: 0,0:56:53.99,0:56:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h"a dog, let's hit in\Nthe face with a shovel!"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.00,0:56:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(growling)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:00.00,0:57:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Strange little dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.50,0:57:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hThey all sound like\Nthey have asthma too.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:03.00,0:57:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(deep groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.01,0:57:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I have a strange dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.51,0:57:10.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I have a dog called a Malamute.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.01,0:57:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}-(cheering)\N\h\h\h-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.01,0:57:14.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Yes, the dog is so mellow.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.01,0:57:16.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\hThe dog is just the\Nkindest, doesn't even bark,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.02,0:57:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}just goes, "Wow."
Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.52,0:57:20.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hThe little California\Ncat that goes "Me-wow."
Dialogue: 0,0:57:22.02,0:57:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}We used to have a little New\N\hYork cat, didn't even meow,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.52,0:57:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hjust go like, "What\Ndo you want from me?"
Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.53,0:57:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hYeah, it's strange\Nbut in New York, though,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.03,0:57:29.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}they have rats that\N\hare so damn big,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:29.53,0:57:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}they sit out the apartment\Nbuildings go, "Here kitty,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.03,0:57:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"come on, man!"
Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.03,0:57:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.00,0:57:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.04,0:57:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}If you ever lived in New York,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.54,0:57:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}if you ever lived in New York,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.05,0:57:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}you'd come home late at night,\N\h\h\hyou turn on your lights,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.55,0:57:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hin your apartment,\Nthere's 17 cockroaches by
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.05,0:57:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hthe refrigerator going,\N♪ Hello my honey, hello my--♪
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.05,0:57:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.55,0:57:55.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}The two biggest cockroaches\N\h\h\h\hof all are standing
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.56,0:57:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}by the refrigerator going,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.56,0:57:58.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}big can of Raid in\N\htheir hand going,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.56,0:58:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.56,0:58:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Damn, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.07,0:58:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"You caught a buzz yet?"
Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.07,0:58:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h"Let's go over there and\Nstay in that roach motel."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:12.07,0:58:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}They go in the roach motel,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:13.57,0:58:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}there's a big Black\NWidow spider going,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.57,0:58:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"I got something for your ass."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.08,0:58:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hPraying mantis wondering\Nout going, "Hare Krishna."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.58,0:58:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hSorry I got off on\Nthat but I feel like,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.08,0:58:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}hey, who cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.09,0:58:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Wait, don't go now, don't go!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.09,0:58:29.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hYou're gonna miss the\Nreally heavy duty stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.59,0:58:30.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Okay, we'll wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:31.09,0:58:33.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.10,0:58:38.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}No pressure!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.10,0:58:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hLet's put on that\Nclosed circuit video.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.61,0:58:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}She'll be back in a few minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:47.11,0:58:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.11,0:58:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Go see if she's okay, will ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.11,0:58:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.62,0:58:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hShe might be dead\Nin there, let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.12,0:58:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hDamn it, the poor\Nwoman might be trapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:00.62,0:59:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-Allison.\N-Her name is Allison?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.12,0:59:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}-Allison. Allison.\N-Allison? Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.12,0:59:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Allison, this is the police,\N\h\hwe know you're in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.63,0:59:10.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:10.63,0:59:13.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Allison, if you come out,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.13,0:59:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}we won't have to have\N\h\ha fight, Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:14.63,0:59:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Come on out.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.64,0:59:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}We're gonna throw\Nin stuff in there
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.14,0:59:19.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\hif you're not\Ncoming out, Allison.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.14,0:59:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}We've got the dogs out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:21.14,0:59:22.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(barking)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.14,0:59:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Allison, we brought your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:24.64,0:59:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Ali, come out.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.15,0:59:30.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Ali, come out of the\Nbathroom now, girl."
Dialogue: 0,0:59:31.15,0:59:33.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hAllison, we brought\NRabbi Tom with us too.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.15,0:59:35.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Ali, what are you\N\hdoing in there?"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.16,0:59:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hEver since you've been\Nhanging out with the shiksas
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.16,0:59:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}you've been a different girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.66,0:59:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Allison, damn it,\N\hgirl, come out!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.16,0:59:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}She's safe in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:45.36,0:59:46.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Dad, it's okay, I'll find her.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:47.87,0:59:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I feel like those native guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.87,0:59:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(singing gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:51.87,0:59:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Oops, this man's backing\Nup in these people going,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.37,0:59:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h"Shit, we paid good\Nmoney to get stepped on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.84,0:59:59.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\hHold on, I got the chair.\NDon't be afraid (gibberish)!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.38,1:00:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Sorry, well, she's gone now.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:03.38,1:00:04.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hWell, I guess she\Nwon't be coming back.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.89,1:00:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}She won't be needing this then.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.89,1:00:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:14.39,1:00:15.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Oh, this is nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.90,1:00:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hNow they're gonna go--\NIs she gonna go find her?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.90,1:00:19.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}She's okay, it's all right.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.90,1:00:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Slowly but surely, everybody\N\h\h\h\hgo look for Allison.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:25.40,1:00:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"one woman went out and\Nthe rest followed her!"
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.91,1:00:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h"What happened?" "I don't\Nknow, but it was like that.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.91,1:00:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"The family was left on stage\Ngoing, 'Who was that woman?'
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.41,1:00:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.92,1:00:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"She went away--"\NIt was Mrs. Happy?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.42,1:00:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}You hear that, boy!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:42.92,1:00:43.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Well, this is...
Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.92,1:00:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h"Welcome to the Sierra\NClub's first annual roast."
Dialogue: 0,1:00:47.93,1:00:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.93,1:00:52.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}She's back!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.43,1:00:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Allison, you're safe!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:54.43,1:00:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:57.94,1:01:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You're safe, oh, Ali!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.94,1:01:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.94,1:01:05.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I didn't think she'd come back.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.95,1:01:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.95,1:01:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}And now your friend's\Ntrapped in there now.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:11.45,1:01:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hOh, my God, I can see\Non the afternoon news,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.45,1:01:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hthey're going, "Allison\Nfinally reappeared today.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.46,1:01:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Another wonder of\N\hclub performing."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:20.46,1:01:21.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Oh, sorry, we just did\N\hfive minutes on you.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:23.46,1:01:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hI guess that shows you\Nwhere my act's at, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.97,1:01:28.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Doing five minutes on\Na poor innocent woman
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.47,1:01:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}going back to the bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.97,1:01:31.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}I know, many of you are singing.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.97,1:01:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\h\h\hSinging? Or\Nthinking, either one.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:34.97,1:01:36.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hYou know, Uncle\NRonnie has a plan,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.48,1:01:37.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}he's just not telling any of us.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:38.98,1:01:40.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hDo you ever look at\NRonald Reagan and say,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.48,1:01:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"My God, that man's\Nreally medicated?"
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.48,1:01:45.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I think Nancy's been\Ndubbing him for years
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.99,1:01:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}and haven't told us yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:47.99,1:01:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Ever notice, he doesn't speak\N\hwhile she's drinking water?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:51.49,1:01:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:01:58.00,1:01:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}There's a wonderful\N\h\hthing he does.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.00,1:02:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}There's the space shuttle.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.00,1:02:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}There's a space shuttle\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hup there.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:03.00,1:02:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}It's so good to know that if\N\hthere's ever a nuclear war,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.00,1:02:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}there'll be three men in space\N\hgoing, "What was that noise?"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.51,1:02:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:02:10.51,1:02:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}And every time they spend\N\h\hup the space shuttle,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.51,1:02:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}the toilets back up.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:14.01,1:02:16.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Why can't they deal\N\hwith cosmic caca?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:17.52,1:02:19.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\hEvery time they're up there,\Nthere's usually an announcement
Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.02,1:02:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}like, "Yes, squealer 1-9.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:21.02,1:02:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"We have a warning here."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.52,1:02:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"What is it about?"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.52,1:02:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"We have a major problem here
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.03,1:02:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\h"with our feces\Nrecycling system."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:29.03,1:02:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Bill, can you be\N\hmore specific?"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:30.53,1:02:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"All right, sir, the shit's\N\h\h\hhit the fan up here.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.53,1:02:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.03,1:02:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"And the fan's on high,\Nif you catch my drift."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:38.04,1:02:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}You know that a toilet backing\N\h\hup in zero gravity's like,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:41.04,1:02:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.05,1:02:49.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hThey always run it\Nthrough the computer too.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.55,1:02:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Have you run it through\N\h\h\hthe computer, Bob?"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:51.05,1:02:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Yes, sir."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.05,1:02:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"What'd it say?"
Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.55,1:02:57.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Jiggle the handle."
Dialogue: 0,1:02:57.06,1:03:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.56,1:03:02.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"Fuck that, we're going outside.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.06,1:03:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"You ready, Bib?"
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.56,1:03:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:06.07,1:03:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"One giant step for mankind,\N\h\hone great relief for me."
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.57,1:03:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.57,1:03:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squealing)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.57,1:03:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Mr. Happy in space.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:20.58,1:03:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squealing)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.08,1:03:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Let it rip, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.59,1:03:28.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}(singing patriotic song)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:29.59,1:03:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"You better reel it\N\hin, you're on TV.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:36.10,1:03:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}"Fire one."
Dialogue: 0,1:03:37.10,1:03:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Whoa, no, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.60,1:03:41.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Whoa, easy. Tether me in,\N\h\h\h\hBob, tether me in!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.60,1:03:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"Look, I'm writing my name\Nover the entire Soviet Union,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.60,1:03:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"look at that!"
Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.57,1:03:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.11,1:03:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Strange.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.61,1:03:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hRussian farmers\Nthe next day going,
Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.61,1:03:56.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}(imitating speaking Russian)
Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.12,1:04:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}This is nice, now look, this\N\his what I was trained for.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.62,1:04:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hI was trained to be\Nan actor, this is it.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.12,1:04:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I know, I want to do {\i1}Hamlet{\r} ,\N\h\hI really could've done it
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.62,1:04:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}except I was at school once,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.63,1:04:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hthat's when they\Nthrew me out, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:10.13,1:04:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I was doing {\i1}Hamlet{\r} and I went,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:12.13,1:04:13.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Alas, poor Yorick."
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.63,1:04:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Strike!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:14.63,1:04:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.14,1:04:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}And Houseman, John Houseman,\N\h\h\h\hthe last words to us
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.64,1:04:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}was always nice when he said,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.64,1:04:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"The theater needs you!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:23.64,1:04:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"I'm going off to sell Volvo's."
Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.15,1:04:28.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Okay, John.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.15,1:04:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I wanted to be a method and\N\h\hI couldn't, I couldn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:32.65,1:04:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I wanted to be just\Nlike those people,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:34.15,1:04:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hthey wanted to treat us\Nto "annunciate every word!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:36.66,1:04:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h"To speak like this,\Nlike Richard Burton for
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.16,1:04:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Dos Equis beer!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:41.16,1:04:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"I will need this beer more\N\hthan you need this beer."
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.16,1:04:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hMaybe like, I could have\Nbeen a method actor maybe,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.67,1:04:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}like Dustin Hoffman.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.17,1:04:49.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Maybe like Al Pacino,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.17,1:04:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}then I could've done Al Pacino\N\h\h\hwhen he did {\i1}Richard III.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:51.67,1:04:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}It was like, (mumbles).
Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.15,1:05:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\hPeople always look at method\Nactors like, "What's he saying?"
Dialogue: 0,1:05:02.68,1:05:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"Shut up, he feels it!"
Dialogue: 0,1:05:06.69,1:05:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hThe man I really want\Nto see play one day is
Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.69,1:05:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hI wanna see Jack\NNicholson play {\i1}Hamlet.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.69,1:05:13.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:13.69,1:05:17.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Can you see him out there,\Nhave like denim tights on.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:18.20,1:05:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Out there going, "To be\N\hor not to goddamn be.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:22.20,1:05:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.21,1:05:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Whether it's nobler\N\h\hto take the caca
Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.71,1:05:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"or sling it right back at 'em."
Dialogue: 0,1:05:33.71,1:05:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Dream, fantasies like that.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.22,1:05:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Like this.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.72,1:05:39.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(soft piano music)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:39.72,1:05:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}I'm glad there's someone there.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.22,1:05:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.72,1:05:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}I'd like to do something very\N\hspecial for you right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:45.22,1:05:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}John Davidson sings Devo.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.73,1:05:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}♪ Come on now,\N\hwhip it, hey♪
Dialogue: 0,1:05:53.23,1:05:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}♪ Whip it good now ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.24,1:05:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}♪ Whip it ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:05:58.74,1:05:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.24,1:06:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}♪ Beat me, call me trash ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:06:07.75,1:06:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}♪ Try to remember ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:06:10.25,1:06:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Shit, I knew how that\Nwent, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:12.75,1:06:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}♪ Try to remember ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:06:15.25,1:06:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}One more time.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:16.26,1:06:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Fuck, I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.26,1:06:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}♪ Try ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.76,1:06:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Oh, fuck it, let's go on!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.76,1:06:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Too much pressure, like Liza.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.76,1:06:23.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}♪ Let's start singing! ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:06:24.76,1:06:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:06:27.77,1:06:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hThey gave me some\Ntoys to play with.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.27,1:06:33.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hYes, look, oh my God,\Na Catholic self abuse.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.77,1:06:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Go to hell, go to hell.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:35.77,1:06:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"Is this your first time here?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.28,1:06:41.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h"Come on, Wilber, fuck it.\NWe can't fly with just one."
Dialogue: 0,1:06:42.78,1:06:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Oh, my God, this is great.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:45.78,1:06:49.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"Men of Troy, we've\Nhad another budget cut
Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.79,1:06:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"in the defense plan!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.79,1:06:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.79,1:06:56.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"This year we'll be forced to\Nfight with tupperware again.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.80,1:06:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Remember, burp your shield\Nbefore you go into combat."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:00.80,1:07:02.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hThis must be really\Nbad, some guy going,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:02.30,1:07:03.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Oh shit, oh damn it.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hI can't.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:03.80,1:07:06.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}"Another Christian crusade, just\Nfollow the children, let's go."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:07.31,1:07:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.31,1:07:09.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Oh, this is--oh, look!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.31,1:07:12.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}My God, a diaphragm\N\hfor an elephant!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.28,1:07:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:07:14.81,1:07:16.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"Simba, come on!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:16.32,1:07:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Come on, now honey!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:18.82,1:07:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h"Mojo is coming and we just\Ngotta put something in there."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.32,1:07:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}All those musicals, "Moving\N\h\halong, don't you know."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.83,1:07:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(mumbles) falling\Nfrom the planes.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.80,1:07:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Oh, my God, somewhere, DaVinci\N\hwas sitting in a small garage
Dialogue: 0,1:07:33.33,1:07:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}going, "Oh, nice idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.84,1:07:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\h"I think maybe I'll\Nwrite about it backwards
Dialogue: 0,1:07:38.84,1:07:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"and just to piss people off."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.34,1:07:42.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.34,1:07:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(242,394)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:45.34,1:07:47.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(panting)
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.85,1:07:49.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Would this make you happy?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.35,1:07:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I think it just might fit.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:53.85,1:07:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Oh, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:55.35,1:07:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:00.36,1:08:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hIt's nice to know\NI went too far and
Dialogue: 0,1:08:02.36,1:08:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}there's a whole people\Ngoing, "Yes, you did."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.36,1:08:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.37,1:08:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hPeople like people, a\Nmass conscience going,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.37,1:08:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}"You took that chance, boy."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.87,1:08:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\hI feel like an Irish\Npriest, you walk out going,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.37,1:08:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Damn it, boy, you're\N\hthere for a moment
Dialogue: 0,1:08:13.87,1:08:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"and then you went over\N\h\hthe fucking brink!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.38,1:08:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h"Now, come on now,\Nboy, come with me son,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.38,1:08:20.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}"give me the gun.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:20.38,1:08:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Oh, real funny, Tom.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.38,1:08:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h"I had my healing cloth\Nand bullet proof vest on.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:25.88,1:08:26.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h"You're going to\Nhell for that, Jim.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:27.89,1:08:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"You're gonna smoke a turd\Nin purgatory for that one."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:32.89,1:08:33.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:34.39,1:08:35.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}You ever see those\Nkids, little kids,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.39,1:08:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}used to sit at home and\N\halways have the guys
Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.90,1:08:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}who pull the stupid\N\hshit like going,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.40,1:08:40.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Come on, Bobby, jump off\Nthe roof, it will work!"
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.90,1:08:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hI was the kid that said,\N"Fuck, who needs the umbrella?"
Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.40,1:08:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.41,1:08:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Oh, my, oh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:49.91,1:08:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Oh, yay!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:51.41,1:08:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}I like to take these\N\hdown to the zoo and
Dialogue: 0,1:08:52.91,1:08:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}put them in the turtle cage.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:54.41,1:08:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:57.92,1:09:00.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hYou watch the male turtles\Ngoing, "Give it up, come on!"
Dialogue: 0,1:09:01.92,1:09:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hSee the male turtles come\Nback to the other male turtles
Dialogue: 0,1:09:03.42,1:09:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\h\h\hand the other male\Nturtles going, "How was it?"
Dialogue: 0,1:09:08.93,1:09:10.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}"Damn it, now.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.43,1:09:14.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"Now many of you men will\N\h\hgo into combat might
Dialogue: 0,1:09:14.43,1:09:17.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"experience some severe\N\hmental difficulties.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:17.44,1:09:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"I, myself, have had\Neight tours of duty!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:19.44,1:09:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(yelling)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:19.94,1:09:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"And have had no...
Dialogue: 0,1:09:21.94,1:09:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.95,1:09:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:28.45,1:09:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\h\hThe doctor says I\Nwasn't allowed to have
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.92,1:09:31.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}any oral sex for a month.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.95,1:09:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:36.96,1:09:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(humming)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.96,1:09:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:40.46,1:09:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I am a guardian comedian.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:42.46,1:09:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:09:48.47,1:09:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}If you are riding BART,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.97,1:09:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}and someone shows you Mr. Happy.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:50.97,1:09:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\h\h\hSimply look at him and\Ngo, "I don't do miniatures."
Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.97,1:09:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\hAlso, remember, laughter is\Nthe best form of birth control.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:58.98,1:10:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:10:06.45,1:10:07.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}I always feel like those\N\hmovies, where they go,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:08.99,1:10:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}"All right, men, today we need\N\h\h\hsomebody to do something.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:13.49,1:10:15.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\h"Somebody to do something\Nincredibly fucking dumb today.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.50,1:10:19.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"We all drew straws\N\h\hand you, Lumpy,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.50,1:10:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"you're the one to\Ndo it, aren't you?"
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.00,1:10:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Sir, I don't care as long\Nas you pay me before I go."
Dialogue: 0,1:10:25.50,1:10:29.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h"Ah, Jimbo, I want you\Nto jump out of the plane
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.01,1:10:31.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"wearing nothing but your\N\hkilts and no underwear.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.51,1:10:35.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"That way, boy, you'll\N\h\h\hknow the meaning
Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.01,1:10:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"of something wonderful."
Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.52,1:10:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(buzzing)
Dialogue: 0,1:10:44.02,1:10:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hSorry, it sounds like I\Nhave a cat in a blender.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.52,1:10:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squealing)
Dialogue: 0,1:10:51.03,1:10:52.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Sorry, right now there's\Nprobably some Scotch men
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.53,1:10:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}in the back going, "You better\N\h\h\h\hwithdraw that one, boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:55.53,1:10:56.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.54,1:10:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"I read some of your\N\h\h\hpress releases.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:59.04,1:11:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"You said you were born in\N\h\h\hEdinburgh, you little\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlying shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:03.04,1:11:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"Where were you born,\Nwhere were you born?"
Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.55,1:11:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Now I'd like to do...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:12.05,1:11:16.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hthis is Elmer Fudd\Nsings Bruce Springsteen.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:16.05,1:11:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.06,1:11:25.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(fun piano music)
Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.07,1:11:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}♪ I'm driving in my car ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.57,1:11:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}♪ I turn on the radio ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.08,1:11:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}♪ I pull you a little closer ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:43.08,1:11:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}♪ You say no ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:47.59,1:11:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}♪ You say you don't like it ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.09,1:11:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}♪ I say you're a riot ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.60,1:12:01.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}♪ But then we kiss ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.10,1:12:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}♪ It's like fire ♪
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.60,1:12:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.60,1:12:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Good night, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:07.11,1:12:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}God bless you all!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.11,1:12:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-(audience cheering)\N\h-(fun piano music)
Dialogue: 0,1:12:18.12,1:12:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}A toast!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:24.62,1:12:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.13,1:12:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Good night!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:28.63,1:12:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}I'll see you all\Nin another year!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:31.13,1:12:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Good night!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:33.63,1:12:36.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:12:58.12,1:13:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}"All right, boys, boys,\Nboys, come over here."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.16,1:13:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Father, we're all\N\h\hstraight here."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.16,1:13:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h"Oh, you're not a\Nbi, come over here!"
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.66,1:13:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Strange.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.16,1:13:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Paper, get your paper here!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.67,1:13:09.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Read all about it!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:09.17,1:13:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Bo Derek put magnetic\N\h\h\hbeads in hair.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:11.17,1:13:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Follows bus for a mile!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.67,1:13:13.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Paper!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:13.67,1:13:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.17,1:13:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Paper, read all about it!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:16.68,1:13:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hNancy Reagan teases hair\Nhigher than national debt!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:19.18,1:13:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Paper!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:20.68,1:13:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Paper, read all about it!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.18,1:13:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}How you doing, get\N\hyour paper, pal.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.18,1:13:24.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}How you doing, how you doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:24.68,1:13:27.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Keep moving, go on, go to\N\hhuman car wash of love.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:28.19,1:13:30.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Whoa, Mr. Williams, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.19,1:13:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Ninny Ninny, how are you, Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:33.69,1:13:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hWhat are you doing here on\NBroadway, you crazy bastard.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.19,1:13:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You can catch diseases\N\hjust walkin' around.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.20,1:13:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hBe careful, Mr.\NWilliams, watch out.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.20,1:13:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}You bastard, you're crazy!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.70,1:13:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hThey got all sorts\Nof crazy people here.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:43.20,1:13:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Come in here, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.70,1:13:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Oh, what are you doing in here?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:46.20,1:13:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Yeah, yeah, watch out.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.71,1:13:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Hold on, my friend over there,\N\hthat's Lola, she's a hooker.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:50.21,1:13:52.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}How are ya, Lola?\N\hGood to see ya.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.21,1:13:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Mr. Williams, don't\N\hmake fun of her,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:53.71,1:13:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hthat woman gives mind,\Nyou know what I'm saying?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.21,1:13:56.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:13:57.22,1:13:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}She can bend spoons,\Nknow what I'm saying!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:59.22,1:14:00.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Watch out for that!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.22,1:14:01.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}SHe's a psychic, watch out.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:01.72,1:14:02.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Wambo, you didn't even\N\hknow you'd been had.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.22,1:14:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Pardon me, Mr. Williams,\NI'll close the door here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.72,1:14:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Jeez, what are you\Ndoing on Broadway?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:07.23,1:14:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Hey, you've been walking\N\hin some of those porno
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.23,1:14:10.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hmovie houses, you\Nbetter be careful.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.23,1:14:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squeaking)\N\h\h\hYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:11.73,1:14:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Mr. Williams, come here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.23,1:14:15.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Mr. Williams, will you look at\N\hthis weird shit I gotta sell.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.23,1:14:17.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Will you look at this stuff.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:17.24,1:14:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hLook, Mr. Williams, I\Ngotta ask you something.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.24,1:14:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}You know Pam Dawber, Mindy?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.24,1:14:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}You drill her?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.24,1:14:25.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:25.74,1:14:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:28.25,1:14:29.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I didn't think so.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.25,1:14:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Mr. Williams, will you look\Nat some of these magazines?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.25,1:14:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\h\hLook at this, here's your\Nfavorite magazine, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.75,1:14:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Look, {\i1}The Enquirer,{\r} watch out!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.26,1:14:38.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(squealing)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.26,1:14:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Yeah, yeah, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.76,1:14:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You know, Mr. Williams,\N\h\h\h\ha funny thing,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.76,1:14:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}look at the headline\N\h\hon this {\i1}Enquirer.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:42.76,1:14:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}"Man Locks Himself\N\hin Refrigerator,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.26,1:14:46.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}"Eats Own Foot to Survive."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:46.26,1:14:47.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.27,1:14:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hYou know a funny\Nthing, Mr. Williams,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:48.77,1:14:49.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hI put a copy of {\i1}The\NEnquirer{\r} in my cat box
Dialogue: 0,1:14:50.77,1:14:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}and my cat won't go in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.77,1:14:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Yeah, it just looks up\N\hat me and says, "Why,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:54.27,1:14:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"that be redundant,"\N\h\hain't that funny?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:56.27,1:14:57.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Yeah, Mr. Williams!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.78,1:14:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Come in here, Mr. Williams!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:59.78,1:15:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Mr. Williams, look at this!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:01.28,1:15:02.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Look over here, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.78,1:15:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Look at this one here.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:03.78,1:15:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}Limited nuclear war possibility.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:06.28,1:15:07.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Hey, won't that be\Nfun, Mr. Williams?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:08.79,1:15:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I mean, who's gonna\Nwin a nuclear war?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:09.79,1:15:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}One guy with two heads going,\N\h\h"We won, did we, we won."
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.29,1:15:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hMr. Williams, wouldn't\Nit be nice, Mr. Williams,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:15.79,1:15:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}if they could fight\N\hwars with comedy?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:16.80,1:15:18.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hWouldn't it be\Nnice, Mr. Williams?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:18.30,1:15:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}\hSeeing guys going to comic\Ncarrying the rubber chicken,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.80,1:15:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}"your mama!"
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.80,1:15:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}And instead of landmines, they\N\hhave little whoopy cushions.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.30,1:15:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}"They got Tommy, oh, no!"
Dialogue: 0,1:15:26.30,1:15:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.81,1:15:30.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hSee that, don't\Nyou, Mr. Williams?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:34.31,1:15:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Hey, come here, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:36.82,1:15:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}You gotta take better\N\h\hcare of yourself,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.32,1:15:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}what are these, roadmaps\N\h\h\hof Iowa, come here.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.82,1:15:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Come here.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.82,1:15:43.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hShh, be quiet for a\Nsecond, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:44.82,1:15:46.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Look at this, I got something\N\h\h\h\hspecial to show you.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:46.83,1:15:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hYou know, most people got\Nautographs of movie stars,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:49.83,1:15:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I've got something\N\hspecial for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.33,1:15:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Look at this one, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.33,1:15:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\h\h\hIt's an autographed\Npicture of Albert Einstein.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:57.84,1:15:59.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\h\hYeah, remember what\Nhe said, Mr. Williams?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.84,1:16:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}He once said, "My sense of\N\hGod is my sense of wonder
Dialogue: 0,1:16:03.34,1:16:05.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}"about the universe."
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.34,1:16:06.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}See that, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.35,1:16:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Look at him, look at his eyes.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.85,1:16:11.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}There's a guy, you see\N\hthe light surrounding
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.35,1:16:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}everybody's home.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:12.35,1:16:14.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.85,1:16:16.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Here you go, Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.35,1:16:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}You got a bun in the oven\N\h\hnow so you need this.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.36,1:16:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Better take care of yourself.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.86,1:16:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\h\hWhen your child's born,\Nyou pass it on to your kid.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:23.36,1:16:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}\h\h\h\h\hYeah, that way they see\Nsomebody that does it, you know,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.36,1:16:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}see the light.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.83,1:16:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Yeah, you better go on now.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.37,1:16:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hCome here, let me\Nlet you out this way.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.87,1:16:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(clapping)
Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.87,1:16:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Shh, shh.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.87,1:16:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hDon't let those\Npeople bother you.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.38,1:16:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Mr. Williams, Mr. Williams,\N\h\h\h\hsome advice to you.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:40.88,1:16:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hYou're gonna have to\Nhave an operation one day
Dialogue: 0,1:16:41.88,1:16:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hto have your hand\Nremoved from there.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.38,1:16:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.39,1:16:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}You know, play with people,\N\h\h\hnot yourself so much.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:54.39,1:16:55.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hMaybe you should just\Nget a little microphone
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.89,1:16:56.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}so they can hold\Nthat for a while.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:57.90,1:16:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Okay, Mr. Williams, take\N\hcare of yourself there.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:00.90,1:17:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}Look at his face, you\N\hknow the man knew,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.40,1:17:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}that guy you got in\Nyour hand, he knew.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:05.90,1:17:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Take care, Mr. Williams!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.41,1:17:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Nah, I don't want a tip!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.41,1:17:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hhey, joke them if they\Ncan't take a fuck, okay!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:12.91,1:17:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(audience cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.91,1:17:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(soft piano music)
Dialogue: 0,1:17:23.42,1:17:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Good night!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:24.92,1:17:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Long live home!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.93,1:17:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}-(audience cheering)\N\h-(soft piano music)
Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.45,1:17:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(glass clanking)
Dialogue: 0,1:17:57.96,1:17:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}(horns beeping)
Dialogue: 0,1:17:58.96,1:18:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}(sirens ringing)
Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.47,1:18:09.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}That was fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:10.97,1:18:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}See ya later.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:11.97,1:18:13.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}\hYou gonna stay\Nin town tonight?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:13.47,1:18:14.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}I'm heading to the\N\h\hranch tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:16.41,1:18:17.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}Good night.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:17.48,1:18:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Good night, thanks\N\h\h\hagain, Robin.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:27.99,1:18:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Mr. Williams.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:29.49,1:18:30.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(164,394)}Nanu Nanu, eh?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.99,1:18:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Is that you, pops?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:32.49,1:18:35.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Yeah, yeah, it's\Nme, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:35.49,1:18:36.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Hey, it's been a long time.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:37.46,1:18:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Look at you, boy, whoa.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.50,1:18:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}What happened, Sears blow up?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:42.00,1:18:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Boy, you crazy bastard, you.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:46.50,1:18:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hYeah, that wouldn't\Nhappen to be me up there?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.51,1:18:50.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}No way.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:51.51,1:18:53.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}\hBecause I talk out of\Nthis side of my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.01,1:18:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}The whole reason I'm\Ntalking on this side
Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.51,1:18:56.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}is to mess you up.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:56.01,1:18:56.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:18:56.51,1:18:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Pass you in both lanes.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.02,1:19:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:19:00.52,1:19:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Nah, you remember the old days.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.99,1:19:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hYou'd sit there,\Nsit and talk to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.52,1:19:05.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I remember I saw something\N\h\h\h\hin your eyes then.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:06.02,1:19:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Yeah, you saw something beyond.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:08.53,1:19:11.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}And I saw it, I did, I saw it.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:13.03,1:19:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}\h\h\hYou talked about what we\Ntalked about, that's real nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:16.03,1:19:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}I had to.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:17.54,1:19:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}I just think you don't have\N\hto talk about it anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:22.04,1:19:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(47,394)}I brought you a little surprise.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:26.54,1:19:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}You deserve a little taste of\N\hreality every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.55,1:19:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}(mumbles)
Dialogue: 0,1:19:31.55,1:19:34.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}I brought you the\N\hreal megillah.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:34.05,1:19:36.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Look at that, A Einstein.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:36.55,1:19:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\hIt's not Alfred, that's\NAlbert, Albert Einstein.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.56,1:19:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\h\hA very special man,\Nwasn't he, Mr. Williams?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:46.56,1:19:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(229,394)}Very.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:50.07,1:19:54.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}That's yours now, you're gonna\N\h\hbe the keeper of the flame.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.07,1:19:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(203,394)}Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:56.57,1:19:58.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}\h\hYou afraid, it's not\Ngonna burn or something.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.58,1:19:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}There you go.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:02.08,1:20:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}See, you keep it for a while\N\h\h\hand you give it to your
Dialogue: 0,1:20:04.58,1:20:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}little one, and they grow up,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:06.58,1:20:08.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\hand they give it\Nto someone special.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:08.59,1:20:10.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}That way he keeps going on.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.09,1:20:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Yeah, what's it gonna be, a\Nboy or a girl, maybe both?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.06,1:20:17.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:20:18.60,1:20:20.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}Then you can call it he she.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:21.10,1:20:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}Well, I'm gonna get going.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:23.10,1:20:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(86,394)}\hThanks for talking to me,\Nit's nice you don't forget.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:25.60,1:20:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You're a crazy bastard.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:27.11,1:20:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\h\hGood to see the\Nlights are still on.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.61,1:20:31.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Strange, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:31.11,1:20:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}We've seen a lot of\Nshit go down, boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:35.61,1:20:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}Wait a minute, let me.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:37.62,1:20:39.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(60,394)}Let me walk with you at least.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.62,1:20:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}You know, Mr. Williams,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:48.63,1:20:52.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}what's right is what's\N\h\h\hleft after you do
Dialogue: 0,1:20:52.13,1:20:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(112,394)}everything else wrong.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.63,1:20:55.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Ain't that a bitch?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:55.63,1:20:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Yeah, yeah, it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.64,1:21:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(slow solemn music)
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.14,1:21:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Mr. Williams, shoo, boy.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:05.14,1:21:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(73,394)}You know, I was on Broadway.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:06.64,1:21:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}Yeah, yeah, I was.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:08.15,1:21:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}\h\hSold papers on\N42nd and Broadway.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.15,1:21:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}You're a gullible\Nguy, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.15,1:21:17.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\hYeah, you know, I'm\Nlike that, aren't I?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:17.16,1:21:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(151,394)}Crazy, crazy kind\N\hof life I live.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.66,1:21:22.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hI was a comedian\Nonce, you know that?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.16,1:21:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Knock knock.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:24.66,1:21:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(177,394)}Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.16,1:21:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(216,394)}Nobody!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:27.17,1:21:28.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(190,394)}(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.17,1:21:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(99,394)}Boy, I nailed you again.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:29.67,1:21:31.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}For someone so smart,\Nsometimes you, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.17,1:21:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(125,394)}\h\hyou're like up to\Nyour ass, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:33.17,1:21:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(138,394)}(slow solemn music)