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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.59,0:00:07.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,96)}My name is Robin Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.59,0:00:08.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,96)}Your pants are so tight,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.09,0:00:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,120)}you can tell what\Nreligion you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.60,0:00:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,96)}My name is Robin Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.10,0:00:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,96)}Cute little guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.57,0:00:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}My name is Hank Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.61,0:00:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.61,0:00:27.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}My name is Robin Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.11,0:00:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,120)}\hI, Robin Williams, while\Nstill a high school senior,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.62,0:00:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,120)}\h\h\h\hachieved international\Nprominence in the fall of 1955
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.12,0:00:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}by discovering a cure for polio.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.59,0:00:45.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}The following January, I was\N\hchosen to serve my country
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.63,0:00:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}as the Secretary of Defense.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.13,0:00:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I spent the next five years\Nchauffeuring George Jessel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.64,0:00:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}to and from Vietnam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.64,0:00:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I am currently prime\N\hminister of Uganda,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.64,0:01:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}and am visiting this country
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.14,0:01:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}to promote tourism\N\h\hin my country.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.15,0:01:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Your mama, Robin Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.93,0:01:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Keep up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.44,0:02:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.95,0:02:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}I'm ready now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.96,0:02:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}{\i1}Ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.97,0:02:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}{\i1}Home Box Office and The Roxy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.47,0:02:34.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}{\i1}are pleased to present\N\h\h\hRobin Williams!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.55,0:02:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.05,0:02:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}God bless!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.55,0:02:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Stumble.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.06,0:02:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}-You motherfuckers.\N-Way to go, Robin!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.56,0:02:56.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Go, Robin!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.53,0:03:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.57,0:03:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.57,0:03:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.57,0:03:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.38,0:03:15.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}-Keep trying, Robin!\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.08,0:03:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you.\NI'd like to thank the Academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.59,0:03:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}You've made life too unreal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.59,0:03:26.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Billy Bob, I'm on TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.59,0:03:31.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I'm so happy to be here,\NI could drop a log, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.09,0:03:32.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}This is for you, Marlene.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.60,0:03:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Squeal!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.10,0:03:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}I'm here!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.23,0:03:37.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Yeah, way to go!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.23,0:03:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h\hWhoa, we got some\Ncrazy people here, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.17,0:03:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Oh, damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.74,0:03:43.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Firstly, before we go on,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.24,0:03:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}is anyone here tonight on drugs?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.24,0:03:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\h\h-Me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.91,0:03:48.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}A quick test right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.88,0:03:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you are,\Nit's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.95,0:03:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Don't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.45,0:03:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hCome on now, follow\Nme through the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.46,0:04:04.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Anyone really stoned\N\hright now is going,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.96,0:04:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}"Wow, reality, what a concept."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.47,0:04:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Too many friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.97,0:04:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}So, this is comedy heaven!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.97,0:04:16.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Well, we'll put this down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.97,0:04:18.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I guess I'd like to start off
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.47,0:04:20.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hwith something that I'm\Nvery proud of right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.98,0:04:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h\h-I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.48,0:04:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\hI'll have to ask these\Npeople to move back, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.99,0:04:33.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\hYes, you ready, Simba?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.49,0:04:37.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hOops, let's wander\Nback just for a second,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}way over to the shitty\Nseats way in the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.50,0:04:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.00,0:04:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Shitty sheets.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.00,0:04:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}You're making fun of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.50,0:04:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hThat's not, oh, look,\Nthey've elected a new Pope!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.18,0:04:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.75,0:04:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Everyone I've ever\Nknown or been to--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.75,0:05:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hThere are people here\NI've slept with twice!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.66,0:05:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.16,0:05:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}I've always wanted to do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.16,0:05:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Hold on, just for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.66,0:05:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Fred Astaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.13,0:05:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ Can you feel the\Nmoon when the bay ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.67,0:05:20.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}♪ And the Broadway girls\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin May ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.17,0:05:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Howdy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.17,0:05:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hLet me just, these\Npeople are back again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.67,0:05:25.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}They've jammed 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.68,0:05:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Welcome to America.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.74,0:05:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.81,0:05:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Sanctuary!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.82,0:05:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.15,0:05:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hWatch now, he could\Neither be very funny
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.22,0:05:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}or break his ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.23,0:05:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Quick impression, RCA Victor.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.73,0:05:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, these are\Nincredible, look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.23,0:05:49.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Nice booth, huh, Mister Lincoln?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.74,0:06:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}I will now attempt\N\h\hto do an-- no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.74,0:06:02.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}That would be in\Ntotal bad taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.11,0:06:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}It would lose many\N\h\hpeople at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.95,0:06:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}One black person,\N\heverybody look!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.25,0:06:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hShh, he's still\Ntalking, he's going,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.25,0:06:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}"You better be funny\N\hnow, motherfucker."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.76,0:06:15.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I was, what am I doing\N\h\h\hup here, oh, two!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.26,0:06:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.76,0:06:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.26,0:06:19.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}We'll do a quick impression now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.76,0:06:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I better get back down.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.27,0:06:24.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Welcome to Notre Dame.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.77,0:06:27.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Way back down.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.27,0:06:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}I'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.24,0:06:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Sorry about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.27,0:06:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}This happens some, oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.77,0:06:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}This woman is a censor.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.28,0:06:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}She works for ABC.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Let's make her feel...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.79,0:06:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Thanks for coming, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.29,0:06:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat can we do now?\NWe have, oh, I know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.79,0:06:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Quick impression.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.80,0:06:55.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Like to do something\N\h\hspucial, spucial.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.06,0:06:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I know, another fuck-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.53,0:07:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hYou gotta get to them\Nbefore they get to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.57,0:07:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I made a mistake, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.57,0:07:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.57,0:07:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hCome on, man,\Nmake a mistake again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.57,0:07:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hOne lone hand\Nclapping in the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.54,0:07:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Listen!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.55,0:07:12.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Oh, you've infected him now!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.55,0:07:15.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hIt's okay, we'll have a\Nquick, this is a poem, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.55,0:07:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}A poem written under the\N\hinfluence of Quaaludes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.56,0:07:21.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}entitled.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.99,0:07:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Oh, some more smoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.06,0:07:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I'd like to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.07,0:07:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-Get ready now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.57,0:07:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Whoa, cab? Too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.57,0:07:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}In humor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.57,0:07:38.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hWe really should get\Nsome more people in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.07,0:07:38.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Hold on, don't go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.91,0:07:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-Hold on, human--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.24,0:07:42.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.25,0:07:44.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Assholes to the right of\N\hme, assholes to the...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.25,0:07:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}We'll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.25,0:07:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}We're just gonna pack this place
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.25,0:07:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}'til we break all\Nthe health laws!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.76,0:07:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}You can't get out of\N\hhere, hold on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.76,0:07:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Oh, a human car wash!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.26,0:07:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Oh, oh, oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.26,0:08:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hHold on, we'll get\Nlots of people in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.26,0:08:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Yo, free cocaine, come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.77,0:08:09.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I had to come back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.27,0:08:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}More people I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.28,0:08:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}This is like a bad dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.28,0:08:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Everyone I've ever, ever known.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.28,0:08:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}But look, now we've\N\hchanged realities
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.78,0:08:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hbecause those are\Nthe shitty seats now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.29,0:08:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Oh, there seems to be a hole!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.80,0:08:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}We're going, oh, more cameras!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.30,0:08:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.30,0:08:42.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Oh, really, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.81,0:08:53.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.32,0:08:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Whew!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.82,0:09:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Wow, déjà vu, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.33,0:09:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}It's time now, oops!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.83,0:09:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Before I read the poem, I have\N\ha quick letter from my mother
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.83,0:09:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I have to share with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.83,0:09:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}"Dear scum-sucking," oop, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.84,0:09:15.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}We're close.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.84,0:09:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}I haven't seen her\N\h\hin a few years.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.84,0:09:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Time now for the Evelyn\N\h\hWood-- you're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.85,0:09:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}She's, wait, we'll make you\N\hfeel at home, one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.85,0:09:27.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hNo, we'll have to\Nsave that for later.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.85,0:09:30.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\hThis is really\Ntoo much fun too early.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.35,0:09:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\hThis is scary, and my drugs\Nare coming on now, too, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.36,0:09:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hToo late!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.86,0:09:38.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hI'd like to do one\Nesoteric impression.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.36,0:09:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}This is Georgie Jessel on acid.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI hope you enjoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.87,0:09:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hThank you much,\Nladies and gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.87,0:09:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hJust got back from\NVietnam, but-- Mammy--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.33,0:09:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}shut up, Jolie, I'm not--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.38,0:09:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Not enough for the car, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.38,0:10:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Now, the Evelyn Wood\N\hspeed-reading poem.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.38,0:10:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\h\NThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.86,0:10:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Before I go on, are there any\N\hHell's Angels here tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.39,0:10:11.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Those big leather dumb fucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.60,0:10:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hTakes a man to say\Nthat in a small room.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.91,0:10:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Hiya!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.41,0:10:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Grandma, don't pass out again,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.88,0:10:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}or we'll have to jump start ya\N\hand blow ya across the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.91,0:10:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}He's back there, Billy Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.41,0:10:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Keep doing the same things.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.92,0:10:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I guess we should do\N\ha quick movie now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.92,0:10:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hBoy, this is, this is so\Nmuch fun, I can't tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.42,0:10:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hDon't be afraid of\Nme, I won't hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.46,0:10:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hYou don't find me\Nrepulsive, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.27,0:10:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hYou haven't seen\Nthat movie, have you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.61,0:10:59.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Well, let's go back\N\hto mister stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.61,0:11:03.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Well, one sip.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.11,0:11:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}This will make me, hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.61,0:11:07.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Laurence Olivier\Nfor Ripple Wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.62,0:11:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Take two, hello, Laurence\NRipple for Olivier Wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.59,0:11:19.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\hTake three,\NOlivier.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.63,0:11:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hThat was very funny.\NMe dribbling on myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.13,0:11:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I'm glad you didn't pay money\N\h\h\h\h\h\hto say, oh! Look,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.10,0:11:29.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}the fog's coming in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.64,0:11:32.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I must retreat backstage\N\h\hfor one brief moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.14,0:11:34.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}But first I, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.14,0:11:39.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}{\i1}Hell, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.15,0:11:42.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h{\i1}Gonna have a\Nbitching time here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.65,0:11:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\NHey, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.59,0:11:46.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Thank you now, here we go, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.56,0:11:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.06,0:11:57.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\NEverybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.07,0:11:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\hYeah. Play it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.57,0:12:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.18,0:12:14.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Get down.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.15,0:12:16.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Get back up again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.33,0:12:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}♪ Woke up the other day ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.33,0:12:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ I'd run out of Perrier ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.33,0:12:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h♪ Got the Beverly\NHills blues, baby ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.83,0:12:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h♪ Had to sell my\NGucci shoes, baby ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.84,0:12:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ I can't even make ends ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.84,0:12:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}♪ Can't even cut the payments\N\h\h\h\hon my Mercedes Benz ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.28,0:12:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}♪ Oh, baby, have to be bold ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.35,0:12:45.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}♪ Even my agent put me on hold ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.85,0:12:48.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h♪ Got to come back,\Nbaby, got to come back ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.35,0:12:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h♪ We got to get down, get\Ndown, you know what I mean ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.85,0:12:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h♪ You know, here we\Ngo, baby, here we go ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.36,0:12:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h♪ Everybody, side\Nto side, come on ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.87,0:13:04.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ Come on, you'd do\Nit if I was blind ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.37,0:13:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}♪ Let's go ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.84,0:13:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ Got to get down ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.38,0:13:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Subtitles for white people,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.88,0:13:16.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hhave to go way beyond\Nthe superficial level,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.38,0:13:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hway beyond the\Nsuperficial level.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.90,0:13:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ Got me a series ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.90,0:13:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ It's on the goddamn TV ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.90,0:13:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}♪ Most the time, you\N\hknow, folks, it's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.90,0:13:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}♪ It's so strange to me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.91,0:13:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}♪ Get paid that kind of money ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.41,0:13:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}♪ Do the strange caca ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.41,0:13:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}♪ Hey, don't fuck\N\hup here, baby ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.92,0:13:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}♪ You're blowing it now ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.38,0:13:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ Got to take back\N\hall really far ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.42,0:13:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}♪ But you know ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.42,0:13:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ It really blows my mind ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.92,0:14:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}♪ I'm here right now,\Nand you're so kind ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.42,0:14:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}♪ Here we go, let's take it on\N\hhome now, baby, here we go ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.70,0:14:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}♪ For the deaf people, hey ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.71,0:14:20.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.71,0:14:22.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ Hey, you know it's true ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.71,0:14:25.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}♪ Thank you, I'm having\N\h\ha wonderful time ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.22,0:14:31.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}♪ Hey ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.70,0:14:41.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}♪ Shitty note I just played ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.70,0:14:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Thank you very much,\Nladies and gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.97,0:14:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Thank you, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.21,0:15:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hFriends, it's time now to\Ngive you a little religion.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.72,0:15:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Thank you, dear brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.22,0:15:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}We are gonna take\Nyou to the church
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.72,0:15:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}of Reverend Earnest Lee Sincere,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.73,0:15:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hand his comedy\Ntemple of happiness.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.73,0:15:13.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Let me have a gospel, friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.83,0:15:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Thank you, friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.90,0:15:22.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Welcome and God bless\Nyou for coming so far
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.91,0:15:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}and yet being so near.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.41,0:15:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Are we having a wonderful\N\h\h\htime here tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.91,0:15:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Can I get an amen right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.78,0:15:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\h\hAmen!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.68,0:15:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Can I get a woman, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.11,0:15:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h-God bless you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.12,0:15:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Thank you, friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.12,0:15:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}You know, friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.62,0:15:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I am so happy to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.12,0:15:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}It's just a wonderful occasion,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.62,0:15:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}because I lost my neck\N\hbut I'm still happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.63,0:15:46.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}You know it's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.13,0:15:49.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hAnd as we sweat our way\Naround, do you ever wonder,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.13,0:15:50.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}may I borrow your\Nnapkin, dear son?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.63,0:15:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}If I sweat on it, save\N\h\hit as a holy relic.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.63,0:15:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.14,0:15:55.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Ah, vodka in my eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.64,0:15:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hIt's all right, though,\Nbecause I can still see,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.64,0:16:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I'll take it out, wash\Nit, and put it back in.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.14,0:16:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Are you ready now, friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.14,0:16:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Is there someone here tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.65,0:16:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}that feels the need to\N\hbe healed by comedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.15,0:16:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Is there anyone here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.32,0:16:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Do you feel a need, dear child?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.85,0:16:10.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.35,0:16:11.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\hYou're awfully small.\NYou're not a midget, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.86,0:16:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Do you want to grow?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.36,0:16:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hNow, dear son, I know you\Ncan walk without that chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.86,0:16:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hAnd I hope you're\Nnot a real cripple,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.87,0:16:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\hor my ass is up\Nshit creek here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.37,0:16:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hHere we go, give me\Nyour hand, dear son.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.87,0:16:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I'm gonna perform a miracle.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.37,0:16:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\hHe's walking!\NIsn't that amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.38,0:16:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}The simple miracles.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.88,0:16:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}- Thank you, son.\N- \h\h- Amen!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.88,0:16:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}- Thank you, dear brother.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h- Amen.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.88,0:16:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}God bless you twice, déjà vu.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.38,0:16:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}You know, friends, we'll\N\h\hbe passing among you
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.89,0:16:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}to heal you once and individual,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.39,0:16:46.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}and at the end of the night,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.89,0:16:48.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}we're gonna have that human\N\hcar wash I promised you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.39,0:16:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\h\hBut we're having such a\Nbitching disco time right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.40,0:16:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hthat I have to go\Nup on the stage and,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.40,0:16:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}oop, pardon me, dear sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.87,0:16:59.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hI still respect\Nyou, God bless you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.57,0:17:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Hands, I'm having\Na wonderful time,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.07,0:17:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}and you, dear sister, do\N\hyou need to be healed?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.07,0:17:07.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\NYou better believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.08,0:17:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.58,0:17:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Thank you for sending her here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.05,0:17:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}{\i1}Well, isn't it amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.09,0:17:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h{\i1}She's wearing that\Nflimsy burnoose, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.22,0:17:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}What is your problem, child?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.29,0:17:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Do you need to be healed?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.46,0:17:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}{\i1}Whoa, you've lost your tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.53,0:17:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h{\i1}-I'll have to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.86,0:17:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hWhat is your\Nproblem, dear sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.23,0:17:30.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Do you need to be healed?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.23,0:17:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}It's all right, though,\N\h\h\hwe're still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.20,0:17:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Isn't it amazing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.74,0:17:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\hFor those of you at home\Nwatching your television sets,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.24,0:17:41.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hif you want to feel the\Npower of Reverend Billy,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.24,0:17:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}grab the back of your\N\hTV and get a shock!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.25,0:17:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hYou'll feel my essence\Ngoing through your body,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.25,0:17:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}going , you\N\h\hcan tell me then!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.75,0:17:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I want to read to\Nyou now something
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.25,0:17:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hvery special, that\Nhas moved me many times.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.26,0:17:54.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}We'll get back to\Nyou, deaf child.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.26,0:17:55.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}- \h\h\h\h\h\h- Amen!\N- Thank you, dear brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.76,0:17:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hOop, possibly a\Nmating, who knows?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.76,0:18:03.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Thank you, dear brothers.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.77,0:18:06.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hI'd like to read you\Nsomething special now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.27,0:18:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\hIt says here, "'Oh,' cried\NCarl as he thrust his," whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.77,0:18:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.77,0:18:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hSometimes God plays\Nlittle tricks on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.78,0:18:16.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}That's right, friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.78,0:18:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}If you're ready to be healed,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.28,0:18:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}dear sister, we'll wait\N\hfor you to come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.28,0:18:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}She is going to the special--\N\hI'm sweating my brains out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.79,0:18:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hHold on, friends.\NSometimes it's a sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.29,0:18:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}And, argh, what be your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.79,0:18:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}What is that news?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.29,0:18:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hThank you, dear brother,\Nfor handing me this cloth.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.29,0:18:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hIt's amazing, friends,\Nthat we're all still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.30,0:18:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}But I want to read to you\Nfrom a special book here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.30,0:18:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hIt says here, "Two\NJews walk into a bar."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.31,0:18:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\hIsn't that amazing,\Nfriend, it's Rosh Hashanah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.31,0:18:51.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}{\i1}Gung hay fat choy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.81,0:18:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}We're all here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.81,0:18:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}{\i1}Huevos rancheros, amigos,\N{\r}for our Spanish friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.32,0:18:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I think we need something\N\hvery special right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.32,0:19:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}a little Baptist ballet\N\h\h\hperformed for you
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.32,0:19:04.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}by some friends here at\N\hthe temple of comedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.33,0:19:06.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}It's a brief interpretive ballet
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.33,0:19:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h\hentitled,\N"Death of a Sperm."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.83,0:19:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I hope you enjoy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.80,0:19:12.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Don't go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.80,0:19:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}"Death of a Sperm" performed\N\h\h\hby little Billy Gisher.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.80,0:19:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Let me bring him out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.84,0:19:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hBilly, come out\Nhere son, it's time!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.34,0:19:20.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hNo, Papa, I don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.34,0:19:22.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}You perform, boy,\N\h\h\h\hor your ass is dead meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.85,0:19:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hNo, Papa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.85,0:19:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.35,0:19:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Show business\N\h\his his life. He's ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.43,0:19:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.43,0:19:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}"Death of a Sperm" ballet.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.43,0:19:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.44,0:19:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}The sperm swims upstream.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.44,0:19:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.95,0:20:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}It meets a diaphragm.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.45,0:20:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.46,0:20:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.46,0:20:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.96,0:20:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}The ovums attend the other side.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.96,0:20:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.66,0:20:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}The sperm tries.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.67,0:20:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Tries.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.67,0:20:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Tries!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.17,0:20:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Ah, and dies a slow death.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.17,0:20:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.99,0:20:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Hello, boys and girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.99,0:20:45.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Welcome to my neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.50,0:20:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Can you say neighborhood?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.00,0:20:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\hLet's do a special\Nexperiment right now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.51,0:20:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Let's put Mr. Hamster\N\h\hin the microwave.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.58,0:21:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}♪ Pop goes the weasel ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.18,0:21:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hYou know why I did\Nthat, boys and girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.69,0:21:14.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Because we're all going to\N\hdie of severe radiation.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.69,0:21:19.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Mother of Scott, hold it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.59,0:21:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.56,0:21:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}I--
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.60,0:21:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hYou're talking to\Nchildren out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.60,0:21:24.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Their fucking brains\N\h\haren't developed.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.43,0:21:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I-- I have to do it, Bobby,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.00,0:21:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}because they've got to know
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.00,0:21:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}that the world's gonna\N\hdeteriorate and die.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.50,0:21:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hBullshit, you're\Nsupposed to be singing
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.01,0:21:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}the silly squirrel\N\h\hsong right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.51,0:21:34.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\hNuts don't mean\Nanything to me, Tommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.01,0:21:35.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Fuck you, I've gotta tell 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.01,0:21:38.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Have you had your\N\hmedication yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.01,0:21:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hNo, can I please\Nhave another one now?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.52,0:21:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Here, hell, have three.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.02,0:21:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}-Thank you, Tommy.\N\h\h\h\h-Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.52,0:21:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Hello, boys and girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.52,0:21:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hLet's sing the\Nsquirrel song, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.03,0:21:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}It's not a bad thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.03,0:21:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Oh, no, I've lost you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.53,0:21:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hI've gone too far,\Ntoo early, too quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.54,0:22:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I'm in the land where\Nnothing's funny now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.54,0:22:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}We tried it, too.\N\h\h\h\h\h
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.04,0:22:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Some water!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.98,0:22:11.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}At last, memsaab.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.05,0:22:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.05,0:22:16.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}You would not lie to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.06,0:22:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}It's not water, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.06,0:22:25.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.06,0:22:27.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-Ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.56,0:22:29.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hLet's see what I'm\Ngonna do for you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.06,0:22:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}A brief time out!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.07,0:22:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Some toys, hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.57,0:22:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}They're not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.57,0:22:38.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I fucked my own self up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.08,0:22:42.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I didn't bring my props out.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.58,0:22:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}This is called...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.58,0:22:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}♪ Camp town races\Nsing that song ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}♪ Doo dah ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.58,0:22:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Well, I guess we'll have to do\Nsomething special for you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.59,0:22:52.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}A brief Shakespearian play,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.59,0:22:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}- written for your edification.\N- \h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.09,0:22:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Wait, not yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.59,0:22:56.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\hBefore I do a\NShakespearian play,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.59,0:22:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hdoes anyone want to\Nbe in a quick movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.59,0:23:00.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\h- Yeah, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.60,0:23:01.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Right here?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.60,0:23:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I'm afraid of you, young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.60,0:23:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}They might think you're a plant,\N\hand I'll have to pay you, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.67,0:23:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I'll be an extra.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.67,0:23:08.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}An extra?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.17,0:23:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.87,0:23:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}I'm afraid of this young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.87,0:23:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}We'll do it, too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.88,0:23:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}People say if you don't,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.88,0:23:16.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}come on, man, do it or if not,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.38,0:23:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}you're really driving\N\hthe entire public.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.85,0:23:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hAll right, Johnny,\Nyou're on the plate now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.38,0:23:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hIt's called a\NTechnicolor Vibrator.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.38,0:23:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Ooh, a big hunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.89,0:23:26.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h-Sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.39,0:23:27.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.39,0:23:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Sound check, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.39,0:23:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Big time entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.39,0:23:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}None of my props are here.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.89,0:23:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Who is fucking with my mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.40,0:23:37.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Too late now, it doesn't\N\h\hmake any difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.37,0:23:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hWe're ready now.\NYour script is, the line is,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.40,0:23:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}it's {\i1}Night of Naugahyde.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h{\r}Your line is:
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.40,0:23:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}"Oh my God, the chair\N\h\his attacking me."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.41,0:23:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Quiet on the set, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.58,0:23:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hI'm sorry, I have\Nto squeeze through.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.65,0:23:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Who are these women wearing\N\h\h\hthese cheap clothes?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.15,0:23:55.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Too late!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.65,0:23:58.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Let's go, quiet on\N\hthe set, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.15,0:24:00.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}All right, ready, pan the\Nspotlight on him, ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.66,0:24:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Quiet on the set please.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.16,0:24:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Action!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.12,0:24:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hOh my God, the\Nchair is hurting me!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.26,0:24:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Oh, improvising, are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.07,0:24:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}We'll have to change this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.57,0:24:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hAll right, all\Nright, one more take.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.54,0:24:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Line is, "Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.07,0:24:21.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}"The chair is attacking me."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.08,0:24:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Ooh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.82,0:24:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Hold on, I'll get a prop\N\hman to move the chair.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.65,0:24:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Hold on one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.29,0:24:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Get a union man to\N\hmove that fucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.79,0:24:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.29,0:24:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Eh, fuck it, I don't\N\h\hhave to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.30,0:24:44.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Oh, big time, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.00,0:24:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\hWhat was that?\NWho needed it, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.50,0:24:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Where's the dwarf?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.04,0:24:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}I'm here!\N\h\hOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.61,0:24:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Quiet on the set, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.61,0:24:56.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Ready, take two!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.61,0:24:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hYou must get it on this\Ntake, or you're dead neat.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.61,0:25:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Dead neat.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.12,0:25:02.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Look at me, my whole career.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.12,0:25:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hTell me, where's\Nmy emo, here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.12,0:25:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Take two, {\i1}Attack of\N\hthe Killer Chairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.62,0:25:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.12,0:25:10.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Action!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.19,0:25:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.26,0:25:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}The chair!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.26,0:25:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}It's attacking me!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.26,0:25:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hWhew, a little too\Nmuch for Mister Camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.27,0:25:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}All right, we've got\N\hanimal power here.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.34,0:25:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}We'll just have to be a little\N\h\hbit more subtle this time,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.34,0:25:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}and, all right,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.84,0:25:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hinstead of "Oh my God,\Nthe chair's attacking me,"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.84,0:25:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}we'll just change it to, "Oh!"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.01,0:25:32.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Take three, ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.51,0:25:34.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Big time action, here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.02,0:25:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Quiet on the set please!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.52,0:25:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Get the Nubians ready for the\N\hchorus number, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.52,0:25:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Final action?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.52,0:25:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Are you there in the moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.52,0:25:42.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hIf you need the\Ndrugs, we've got 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.52,0:25:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.53,0:25:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Take three, {\i1}Killer Chairs!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.53,0:25:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Action!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.03,0:25:49.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.53,0:25:52.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hAnd a dynamite touch\Nwhen you fell off-camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.03,0:25:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}That's it, my son, bravo,\N\h\hbrilliant, great art.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.54,0:25:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h-That's incredible!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.04,0:25:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}God bless you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.54,0:26:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}You're free now.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.04,0:26:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Go, Billy Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.04,0:26:05.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hBuild a new world where\Neverything will be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.55,0:26:07.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Excuse me, what am I doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.05,0:26:08.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I'm white, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.05,0:26:11.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}We're ready now.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.05,0:26:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}A Shakespearean play\Nfor your edification,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.56,0:26:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}{\i1}That's the Way You\NLike It,{\r} or that,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.06,0:26:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}oops, he'd be pissed because\NI just plagiarized his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.56,0:26:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\hWe'll have to take it--\NEverything's going badly now.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.07,0:26:27.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}We were going so well\N\hso early, and yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.57,0:26:28.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.57,0:26:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}So, this is comedy Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.08,0:26:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hWhere everything\Nstarts to go wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.08,0:26:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I guess I should\Ntalk for a moment
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.08,0:26:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\habout the very serious\Nsubject of schizophrenia--
Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.58,0:26:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\hNo he doesn't--\NShut up, let him talk!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.09,0:26:47.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}We're ready now.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.09,0:26:50.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Shakespeare!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.09,0:26:53.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}His unknown folio\Nabout Hollywood.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.36,0:26:54.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Prepare yourself for art.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.10,0:26:57.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.14,0:27:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Look, props!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.64,0:27:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Last time, sorry\Nto make you wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.64,0:27:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hAnd if anyone is on\Nacid, this is a Frisbee.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.65,0:27:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}There are all sorts of\Npeople who can see me,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.66,0:27:22.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}I'll have to pull this curtain.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.16,0:27:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}{\i1}That sound effect sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:28.66,0:27:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}{\i1}Shut up, I know it does!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.67,0:27:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}♪ We represent ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.17,0:27:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}♪ The William Morris\NAgency, the William ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.18,0:27:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Entertain a time when Farrah\N\his the Fawcett of culture.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.18,0:27:50.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}And all things do change\N\hhence and bring us anon
Dialogue: 0,0:27:50.69,0:27:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\hwhen Gucci can put three\Nstripes on a turd and sell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.19,0:27:57.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I do bring you these things
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.19,0:27:59.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hand yet present my\Nmaster, young Sublet,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.69,0:28:00.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}a man brought forth\N\h\hto this place,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.70,0:28:02.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hthis Hollywood,\Nthis land of jive,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.70,0:28:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hbrought to plink his\Ncareer and not to taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.70,0:28:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}But my tongue does say,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.20,0:28:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hmy words like feces\Nfall upon the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.20,0:28:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Bring him here anon.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.21,0:28:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}He comes hence.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:13.37,0:28:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hFool, get thee hence.\NYou're an ugly sucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.81,0:28:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.88,0:28:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}'Tis a bleak night.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.88,0:28:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.88,0:28:25.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}The moon like a testicle\N\h\hhangs low in the sky!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.23,0:28:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.73,0:28:33.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I feel this bodes not well,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.23,0:28:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hand yet I see strange\Nthings pass before me anon.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.23,0:28:37.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I best wander outward,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.73,0:28:42.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hand look, a gentle rose,\Ndying here anon like myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.18,0:28:47.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Aye, ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.68,0:28:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Would that my prick\N\h\hhad such sting.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.38,0:28:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}And you, gentle rose,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.88,0:28:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}torn asunder like thus.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.89,0:29:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.32,0:29:02.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Be not afraid, look what\N\hI made for you in shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.89,0:29:05.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}I wander hence.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.89,0:29:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hBackwards pursed my\Nfriends who goggle at me
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.90,0:29:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand say,\N"I know the fool well."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.40,0:29:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Past those who drink wine,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.40,0:29:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}past leisure suit, past Gucci,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.90,0:29:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}past all of this, past critics\N\h\h\hwho write strange things.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.91,0:29:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hBack here, past hairy\Nmen that I know too well.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.91,0:29:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Outward thus.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.91,0:29:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}'Tis better to die out\Nhere among your friends
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.91,0:29:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}than up there in the heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.42,0:29:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I cannot lie to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.92,0:29:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Be you not afraid?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.42,0:29:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}She is.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.42,0:29:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}And with child, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.43,0:29:39.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}'Tis my fault, forgive me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.93,0:29:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I have gone too far now,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.93,0:29:45.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}and passed the bounds\N\h\h\hof good taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.44,0:29:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I do wonder at myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.44,0:29:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Nay, not Mork.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.94,0:29:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hNay, speak not to\Nthat TV or not TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.94,0:29:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hWhether 'tis nobler to do\Ncrazy shit at eight o'clock.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:03.45,0:30:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hAnd take up arms\Nagainst the god Nielsen
Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.45,0:30:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}who will dare to put down taste,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.46,0:30:09.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hor sweat your ass\Noff in a small club.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.46,0:30:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\hAye, 'tis a noble query that\Nshall be captured by yon video,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.46,0:30:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}but yet, I wonder why?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.97,0:30:18.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Yon camera follows me,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.97,0:30:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}and yon bald-head man\N\hknows me too well.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.87,0:30:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hMy gentle friend\NMirkin man, what news?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.37,0:30:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}You've gone too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.38,0:30:28.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}This man is pissed, I\Nwill leave him anon.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.88,0:30:36.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h'Tis better to\Nreturn to the stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.38,0:30:38.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}and I must consult\N\h\hthe god Nielsen
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.82,0:30:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}and see if our ratings\N\h\h\h\hwill stay good,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:39.75,0:30:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}and money shall stay high.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.76,0:30:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Ye god Nielsen, I do call, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.26,0:30:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}I'll hold.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.77,0:30:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}There is no help for me hither.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.77,0:30:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I do sweat for no reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.27,0:30:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}But yet the wine,\Nnapkin and wine,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.77,0:30:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}with a message!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.28,0:31:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:04.78,0:31:08.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hNow, this gentle wine\Nshall cure me with a bliss.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.78,0:31:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Nay, I could say something else
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.78,0:31:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hbut 'twould be\Ntotally in bad taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.29,0:31:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Would rhyme with bliss, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.79,0:31:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hThose of you with filthy\Nminds are working overtime.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.29,0:31:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}And now a toast,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.80,0:31:22.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hto the days when\Nchickens have lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.80,0:31:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Where up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.30,0:31:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}They go.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.30,0:31:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}They're afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.81,0:31:32.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}There is no toast now.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.81,0:31:34.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I have passed too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.31,0:31:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}In days when chickens have lips,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.81,0:31:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hor television has\Ngreat intelligence,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.31,0:31:40.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}or Anita gives head,\N\h\heither one first.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.82,0:31:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}This will not help.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.32,0:31:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}The wine has done me in.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.22,0:31:50.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hYou have poisoned me,\Nand I have gone too far
Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.73,0:31:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}into the land of strangeness.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.73,0:31:54.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}But since I have\Nkind of lost you,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.73,0:31:57.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hcome inside my mind\Nand see what it's like
Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.23,0:31:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\hwhen a comedian\Neats the big one.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.24,0:32:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hDon't be afraid.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.74,0:32:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.74,0:32:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Ha-ha, I'm doing fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:11.75,0:32:12.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}No, you're not, you fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.75,0:32:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}You're not doing essence,\N\hjust pure pee-pee-caca.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.25,0:32:19.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}\h\h\h\hNo reality, no truth, no\Ndiscussion on the nature of man.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.22,0:32:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Both of you, be quiet, shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:32:21.26,0:32:22.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I'm the rational mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.26,0:32:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}We'll have to release\N\h\hthe subconscious.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:23.76,0:32:25.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}He'll be the arbitrator.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.61,0:32:41.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Not tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.61,0:32:44.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\hForward to intellect,\Nsaving warning sequence two.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.61,0:32:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Save your ass at any cost.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.11,0:32:47.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}No, no, three is in sequence.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.62,0:32:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Dynamite opening response B.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.62,0:32:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\h\hPhase in ANRAC opening\Nsequence B, ANRAC phase in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.12,0:32:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Hey, nice to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.63,0:33:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\hEasy audience, move on to\Ndynamite second routine one B.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.13,0:33:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Phase in now, ANRAC phase\Nin routine over response,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.13,0:33:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}one-B, ANRAC C and sequence A.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.03,0:33:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}How 'bout that Oaxacan, hey?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.97,0:33:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Mayday, mayday, mayday!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.97,0:33:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.18,0:33:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}All systems overload,\N\h\h\hanything goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.68,0:33:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Phase in sequence two.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.68,0:33:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Vegas pity response one B.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.75,0:33:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}♪ Send in the clowns ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.75,0:33:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Not buying the bullshit,\N\hcareer really over now.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.76,0:33:29.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Anything goes, play\N\h\hback old tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.26,0:33:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hCareer flashing\Nbefore you, {\i1}Laugh-In,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.73,0:33:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}no big deal, move on.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:34.26,0:33:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Lambda phase in, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:34.76,0:33:35.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Play back memory tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.76,0:33:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Look for anything viable.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.77,0:33:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Miss Williams, I\Ndropped the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.77,0:33:40.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.04,0:33:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hDaddy, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.84,0:33:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hLaurie, let's move.\NHe'll never find us.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.84,0:33:50.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Dad, I want to be an actor.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWatch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.75,0:33:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}To be or, oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.05,0:33:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hAll systems overload, ego\Ncheck, everything failing.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.38,0:33:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}\h\hLips.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.39,0:34:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hAll system overload, walk\Nego check nine, phase in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.82,0:34:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Help me!\N\h\hHelp!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.89,0:34:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Some people saw the movie, good!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.96,0:34:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}We're on the right\N\h\htrack, move on.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:08.46,0:34:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hANRAC phase in now,\Nrelease subconscious.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.46,0:34:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Mayday, mayday.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.97,0:34:15.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Well, fuck you, what do you\N\h\h\hwant from me anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.13,0:34:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Don't go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.52,0:35:12.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.53,0:35:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.80,0:35:19.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\hWell, I gave the pigeons my\Nmethadone so they come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.07,0:35:26.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.08,0:35:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Oh, there they go,\Nthey're gonna flap.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.91,0:35:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}This is nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.98,0:35:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}It's nice you kids\N\hsnuck back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.45,0:35:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}There's some good feelings\N\hI have to relate to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.46,0:35:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}You snuck through the force\Nfield, that's a good thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.49,0:35:47.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Let me show something\Nthat I use in my act.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.50,0:35:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hAbout 40 years ago,\Nlet me show you here,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.20,0:35:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}used to have some funny caca.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.74,0:35:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Show you these here.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.74,0:36:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}They used to laugh at\Nstupid shit in 1978.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.21,0:36:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hUsed to put these\Non and do an alien.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.25,0:36:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Used to come out and go,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.25,0:36:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hNot that funny since\Nthey've landed, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.26,0:36:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hThey come looking for\Nyour ass for this now.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.77,0:36:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}It's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.27,0:36:29.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}You young people don't\Nremember the old times.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.27,0:36:31.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Back past the turn\N\h\hof the century.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.77,0:36:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}I was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.24,0:36:35.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}You remember World War Three?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.78,0:36:37.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hAll 45 seconds of\Nit, do you remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:38.78,0:36:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Do you remember Carter's\N\h\hlast words, too, was,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.78,0:36:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}"Thank you very much, you're\N\h\h\hon our own, goodnight."
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.79,0:36:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}It's true, the strangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.29,0:36:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Then there was the great quake
Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.79,0:36:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}where we all surfed to Colorado.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.13,0:37:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}That was some bitchin'\N\h\h\hdisco time there.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.20,0:37:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I have some memories\N\h\h\h\hthere for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:02.70,0:37:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Some great memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.61,0:37:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Then there were all sorts of\N\hchanges, things went down.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.48,0:37:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}From me to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.02,0:37:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}you got to be crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.02,0:37:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}You know what I'm talking about?\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFull goose bozo.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.02,0:37:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}'Cause what is reality?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.03,0:37:27.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}If you need a seat on the bus,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:27.53,0:37:29.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}you have to go, "Excuse me."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.53,0:37:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Ah, that'll do it\Nto you, it will!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.00,0:37:35.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Messes 'em up.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.50,0:37:38.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Sometimes if they call\N\h\hfor your taxes, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.54,0:37:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}That should put 'em outside\N\h\h\h\h\hfor a day or two.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.54,0:37:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Got to be crazy, you got to.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.05,0:37:49.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}'Cause madness is the only\N\h\hway I've stayed alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.05,0:37:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Used to be a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.55,0:37:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Used to, a long time ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.55,0:37:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.06,0:37:57.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}There are some good memories.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.03,0:38:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}It's too late now for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.06,0:38:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hCan't even\Njump start the sucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.07,0:38:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}But it doesn't matter, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.07,0:38:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I can gum you to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.58,0:38:17.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}I'm being grotesque,\N\hbut you got to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.08,0:38:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}You see what I mean,\Nyou got to be crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:19.08,0:38:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}It's too late to be sane.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.58,0:38:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:23.08,0:38:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}\hYou got to go\Nfull tilt bozo.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:26.05,0:38:29.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h'Cause you're only given\Na little spark of madness,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.59,0:38:31.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}and if you lose that,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.09,0:38:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}you're nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.10,0:38:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.60,0:38:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}From-- from me to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.10,0:38:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hdon't ever lose that,\Nbecause it keeps you alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.60,0:38:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}'Cause if you lose that,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.11,0:38:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}That's my only love.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.11,0:38:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Crazy. Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:52.61,0:38:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Beause there's no way any\N\hgovernment in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.12,0:38:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}can handle madness.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.12,0:39:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}'Cause you got to\Nfly above it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.62,0:39:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Remember angels, they have wings
Dialogue: 0,0:39:04.12,0:39:06.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h'cause they take\Nthemselves lightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.13,0:39:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}And long time ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.13,0:39:13.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}a crazy-ass motherfucker
Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.14,0:39:17.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}named Lord Buckley said,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.64,0:39:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}remember him?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.64,0:39:22.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}One of the original\N\hfull goose bozos.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.64,0:39:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hA man who took\Nnothing seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.61,0:39:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}I don't want to preach to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.15,0:39:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}"cause preaching is like what\N\hmy grandfather used to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.12,0:39:32.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}you can fool some of the\N\hpeople some of the time
Dialogue: 0,0:39:32.15,0:39:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}and jerk the rest off.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.16,0:39:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}That sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.16,0:39:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}But from me to you, keep bozo.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.67,0:39:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}You got to.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.67,0:39:49.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}And like Lord Buckley said,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.17,0:39:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}he said, "People, they're\N\h\hkinda like flowers."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.18,0:39:57.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}It's been a been a privilege
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.18,0:39:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hkind of pollinating\Nhere in your garden.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.68,0:40:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Come back, I'll be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.39,0:41:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Well, performing is a drug,\N\hand this has been an OD.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.40,0:41:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Thank you, fuck a duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.16,0:41:25.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Right now my ego's saying,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Stay,"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.23,0:41:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}but the rest of me is saying,\N\h\h\h"Get off, you asshole."
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.20,0:41:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}- I want to do--\N- \h- Nadia!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.24,0:41:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Nadia?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.74,0:41:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Nadia!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.74,0:41:34.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}We have to bring out\N\hone last character.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.74,0:41:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hThis is the Soviet\NUnion's only entertainer.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.25,0:41:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Nicky Lenin!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:41.75,0:41:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}I'll be right back,\N\h\hdon't go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.76,0:41:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:55.36,0:41:58.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}America, bitching boss\N\h\hcountry, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.87,0:42:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\hI wish to begin by doing one\Nquick suppression for you, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.37,0:42:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hI must first take your\Npicture for people at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.38,0:42:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.38,0:42:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}We are ready now, my first\N\hsuppression is Karl Marx,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.38,0:42:13.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.38,0:42:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\hImperialism, that's the\Nworst thing I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.22,0:42:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hI would like to do some\Nquick Soviet ventriloquism.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.79,0:42:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.80,0:42:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hYou are fucking up\Nthe hairball, there.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.80,0:42:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hWhat, he's pouring\Nwine over everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.30,0:42:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Old American custom.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.30,0:42:33.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}I like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.30,0:42:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Some Soviet ventriloquism\N\h\h\h\hfor you, quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:38.31,0:42:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hNicky, how do you\Nlike being in America?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:47.88,0:42:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\hI must go quickly because\Nmy green card has expired,
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.88,0:42:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}but...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.39,0:42:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}With Stallone's going,\N\h\h\h"Yo, over here."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:54.39,0:42:55.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Oh, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.86,0:42:56.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I've only seen one movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.89,0:42:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}"What it was," thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.89,0:43:01.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hI'd like to do a\Nquick suppression.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.40,0:43:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hThis is a interview\Nwith Nadia Comaneci.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.40,0:43:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\hAnd once again, for\Nthose of you on drugs,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.90,0:43:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Nadia, how does it feel\Nto be the finest female
Dialogue: 0,0:43:12.91,0:43:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}gymnast ever to compete\N\hin the 1976 Olympics?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:18.41,0:43:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Shh, not yet, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.92,0:43:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThe 1976 Olympics
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.93,0:43:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}She said she enjoyed\N\h\h\h\hit very much,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.43,0:43:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}but she did not go\N\hthrough puberty.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:38.43,0:43:40.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Wait, don't give up,\Nit gets much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.94,0:43:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Nadia, do you think\N\h\hyou'll compete
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.94,0:43:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}in the 1980 Olympics?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.02,0:44:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\hAmerican television
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.53,0:44:11.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}She says, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.03,0:44:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Thank you, God bless you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.87,0:44:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:44:31.05,0:44:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.49,0:44:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.00,0:44:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Hi, nice, thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.00,0:44:53.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}How much money have we\Nraised in the telethon?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.51,0:44:56.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}Won't you ring?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.01,0:44:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Hold on one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:58.98,0:45:00.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Some toys.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.01,0:45:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.02,0:45:04.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Mommy gave these because\N\h\hshe said I found most
Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.52,0:45:05.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}adults very banal.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.52,0:45:11.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Oh, let's try again,\N\h\hthis is big time.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.03,0:45:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThank you, thank you,\Nlet's all get down, get funky.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.53,0:45:20.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Now, the lovely Lemon\N\hSisters gonna sing
Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.53,0:45:22.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}"Satisfaction".
Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.54,0:45:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Thank you, sisters, that\Nwas a bitching boss song.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.54,0:45:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hNow let's hear it for\Nthe brothers in the band,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.54,0:45:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}each and every one of them\N\his a badass motherfucker
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.55,0:45:33.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}in his own right.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.55,0:45:36.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.55,0:45:38.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Help me, help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.55,0:45:41.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Are you a good witch\N\h\h\hor a bad witch?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.06,0:45:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.06,0:45:48.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Well.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.40,0:45:50.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}All I wanted--\N\h\h\hMork, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.70,0:45:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}None of this now.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.70,0:45:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I had to do that\Nfive days a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.17,0:45:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}This is a special time.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.21,0:46:04.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Right now everyone's saying,\N\h\h"Get off, go home quick."
Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.21,0:46:06.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}One, one?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:06.21,0:46:06.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Tony.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.71,0:46:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Hey.\N-To {\i1}Taxi,{\r} to {\i1}Mork & Mindy,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.22,0:46:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\hto television, to\Nlife and to happiness,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.72,0:46:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}may we all stay crazy and\N\hlive the bitching life.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.72,0:46:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}{\i1}Salud!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.01,0:46:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.79,0:47:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}I want to try,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.79,0:47:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\hthis is something right\Nnow, my manager's saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.79,0:47:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}"Get off, you idiot."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.29,0:47:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hBut what, he's\Nleaving right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.79,0:47:30.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hHe's going, "What an\Nasshole you are, Williams.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.30,0:47:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}"You went too far."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.80,0:47:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}- \h- Is that Wayne?\N- Puppy kisses.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.30,0:47:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Puppy kisses?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.30,0:47:36.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Mom, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.30,0:47:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Oedipus schmoedipus,\NI still care for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.27,0:47:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hI want to improvise with\Nthis motherfucker right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.31,0:47:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\h\h\h\hOh, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.31,0:47:44.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}- You wanna improvise?\N- \h\h\h\h- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.83,0:48:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYoung and\Nheterosexual, who knew?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.34,0:48:11.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Let's see, we wanna\N\htry something...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.77,0:48:14.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.31,0:48:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.81,0:48:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.81,0:48:16.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.81,0:48:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}There was nothing there.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.32,0:48:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Hold this.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:23.32,0:48:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Hold this.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.32,0:48:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}We wanna try something.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:25.32,0:48:27.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hThis man knows how\Nto call the freezes.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.82,0:48:30.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}It's called theater\N\hchange of styles.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.32,0:48:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}It's old improvisational\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\htechnique,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:32.33,0:48:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}handed down from Second\N\h\hCity to committee,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:34.83,0:48:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}many years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.56,0:48:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Strange technique pass on,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.53,0:48:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}people not know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.54,0:48:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Once we get into a scene,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.04,0:48:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}we first need a suggestion\Nof a character relationship
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.54,0:48:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}for this...
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.54,0:48:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Robin, wait just a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:46.54,0:48:48.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}- \h-You know, you--\N- Hairdresser.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:48.48,0:48:48.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Oh, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.44,0:48:50.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\hI just need to\Nwarm up a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:50.44,0:48:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.18,0:48:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.68,0:48:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I'm fine now, I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:54.68,0:48:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}He touched her,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:55.68,0:48:57.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}and even Susan doesn't, ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.18,0:48:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}You choose, odd or even?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:00.19,0:49:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Six, seven, eight, odd or even?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.69,0:49:02.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}\h\h-Odd.\N-You win.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:02.69,0:49:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.69,0:49:06.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Well, look, Darwin\N\h\hwas wrong, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.20,0:49:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hReady, set down, 42,\Nlong count, long count.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.40,0:49:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Hup two.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.40,0:49:16.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Oh, ready, set down, fade back.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:16.40,0:49:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}-Don't tease me.\N\h\h\h-Oh, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.41,0:49:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.88,0:49:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Here, drink some of this piss.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.91,0:49:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}It'll get you off.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.42,0:49:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Oh, we're getting, whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:33.02,0:49:35.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Oops, hold that hot microphone.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.81,0:49:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Hello, class, welcome\N\h\hto Discipline 1A.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.38,0:50:06.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I'm sorry we have to detain\N\hsome of you after class.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.39,0:50:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hToday we'll learn how\Nto call each other trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:11.36,0:50:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Let's put Mr. Microphone\N\h\h\h\h\hback together,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.89,0:50:16.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\hwhere we can do a quick\Ninterview with Rona Barrett.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.40,0:50:18.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Oh, Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:19.90,0:50:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Oh, really, what\Nshould we do now?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.40,0:50:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}We could do two drunk drivers\N\halone on some lonely road.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.40,0:50:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}\h\h\h-Great.\N-We can do...
Dialogue: 0,0:50:24.87,0:50:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hBilly Bob, Billy\NBob, look out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.41,0:50:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Oh, wait, I'll do it,\Nlet me put this down.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.91,0:50:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Do you need a microphone?\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMight help.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.88,0:50:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}They give you the Marcel\N\h\h\hMarceau microphone.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.93,0:50:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}What do you wanna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.93,0:50:49.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}It's up to you, anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.43,0:50:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hRobin, I was just\Nout there enjoying
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.93,0:50:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}some Perrier water and\N\hlaughing my ass off,
Dialogue: 0,0:50:52.93,0:50:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}and I'm up here and I'm wet.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.94,0:50:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}I guess you're ready, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.45,0:51:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}I'll do the change of emotion.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWanna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.45,0:51:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h-Anything you want.\N-Change of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:15.96,0:51:17.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}We can even do-- well,\N\hwe'll start off easy,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:17.46,0:51:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}and work up to the hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.96,0:51:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Some be, proud Mary, keep on.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.46,0:51:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hWe'll just start off\Nwith just a simple scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.96,0:51:25.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Is this all your sweat\N\h\h\h\h\h\hor just me?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.47,0:51:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Could be--
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.97,0:51:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\h {\i1}A lonely man\Ngoes into a French restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.47,0:51:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}A what?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.97,0:51:33.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\h\h\h {\i1}A lonely man\Ngoes into a French restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:33.47,0:51:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Okay.\N- {\i1}Well then...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:36.94,0:51:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\h\h\hWelcome to\NPsychotherapy 1B.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.42,0:51:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}A lonely man goes into\N\ha French restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.42,0:51:48.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h-You want?\N-Be a lonely man...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.42,0:51:49.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}You got his--
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.92,0:51:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}John Ritter will be playing the\N\h\h\h\hpart of the lonely man.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.43,0:51:56.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Myself will be playing\N\hthe part of assorted
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.43,0:51:57.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}mutants and friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.37,0:52:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}{\i1}Bonjour, monsieur.\N\h{\r}Table for two?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.44,0:52:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}-No, it's just--\N\h-Oh, I can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.94,0:52:09.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}You're a lonely man,\N\h\hthis way please.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.95,0:52:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Sit down, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.45,0:52:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}We only have one table, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.95,0:52:20.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Please, sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.45,0:52:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}I'll tell the chef you're here.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDon't go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.09,0:52:27.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}{\i1}Yo, Adam, we got one lonely\N\h\hman here, motherfucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.09,0:52:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}{\i1}Dude looks hornier than a dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:29.60,0:52:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}{\i1}Get out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.53,0:52:33.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h{\i1}Monsieur.\N{\r}Glad to have you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:33.47,0:52:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Please sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.50,0:52:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\hI will get some music\Nfor you, hold on please.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:35.50,0:52:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hOh, that's all right,\NI don't need any music.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:37.50,0:52:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hI'd just like to see a\Nmenu right now, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.01,0:52:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hA menu? {\i1}Oui, monsieur.\N{\r}Hold on, one second please.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.01,0:52:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.02,0:52:52.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}I'm sorry, I don't speak French.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.52,0:52:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Pity.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.06,0:53:01.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}-That's better.\N\h\h-Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.06,0:53:02.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hAll that jive shit\Nanyway, who needs it?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.06,0:53:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}What do you recommend?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.07,0:53:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Carlotta.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:10.54,0:53:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Have her washed, Tommy,\N\h\h\h\h\hin room four.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:13.04,0:53:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\hOh, you did not\Ncome here for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.54,0:53:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}No, just something light.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.04,0:53:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Oh, André.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.55,0:53:27.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I dropped the invisible\N\h\h\hmenu, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.05,0:53:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\hI'm a shitty\Nmime, myself, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:29.56,0:53:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Can you see the wall?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.56,0:53:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}All right, {\i1}monsieur.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.06,0:53:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\hWe shall start off with\Nthe specialty of the house,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.53,0:53:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}the tiny escargots or snails\N\h\h\hin your native tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:40.00,0:53:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}Wait, I pick them off the plant.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.50,0:53:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:53:50.51,0:53:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\hMaybe I'll just have\Nsomething like a salad.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.51,0:53:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}A salad?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.51,0:53:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}A salad.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.01,0:53:55.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}Oh, {\i1}oui, monsieur,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.01,0:53:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}something special\N\hwith the salad?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.88,0:54:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Maybe some orange juice\Nor some mineral water.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.45,0:54:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}Now I know why you're lonely.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.92,0:54:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}You really just want orange\N\hjuice and mineral water?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.46,0:54:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}Maybe a lime.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.96,0:54:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\h\h\hOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.23,0:54:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}All right, {\i1}monsieur,\N\h{\r}the salad is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.74,0:54:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}It's the Salad Brutus,\N\h\hit gets you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:19.74,0:54:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:20.74,0:54:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Sit down here, {\i1}monsieur,\N\h\h{\r}in front of the lamb,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.24,0:54:25.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I'm sorry, here, look, we\Ncan change now, mime work
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.75,0:54:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}with real props, watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.25,0:54:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\hHow did you do\Nthat, Mr. Wizard?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.25,0:54:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\h\h\h-
Dialogue: 0,0:54:32.52,0:54:34.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\h\h\hI don't know,\Nwe've just fucked up
Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.09,0:54:35.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}all the realities, Tommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.56,0:54:39.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(45,432)}We're gonna try this last thing,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand go off alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.46,0:54:43.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}\hI've dragged this man up here\Nto ruin his career so I can...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.47,0:54:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\h\hActually, we couldn't do\Nthis unless we were brothers.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:48.97,0:54:49.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}My gentle lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.47,0:54:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\hMy son, come to me\Nand kneel before me.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.97,0:54:54.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}Nay, I shall not.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:54.97,0:54:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}I did that once before,\Nand you taught me well.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.52,0:55:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Aye, my gentle father.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.02,0:55:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}Now, twitch once again, you\Ntouch me like you know me.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.53,0:55:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}\hLook, my lord, I\Nbring you out anon.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.03,0:55:18.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h\hListen not to the\Nmutant who yells freeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.03,0:55:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}Let's draw our swords, Father,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:21.53,0:55:23.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}and kill the fucker\Nbefore he mutates.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:25.04,0:55:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.04,0:55:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}\h\N{\i1}Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.54,0:55:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}\h\hDie!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:28.04,0:55:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}\h\h\N{\i1}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:29.54,0:55:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\hMay he not breed and\Nbreed more of his own ilk.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.54,0:55:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}- \h\h\h\h\h-He has.\N- {\i1}Punish you.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:33.05,0:55:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}{\i1}Freeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.05,0:55:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}\h\h\h\N{\i1}Albie, Albie.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.05,0:55:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}{\i1}Capote.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.05,0:55:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}\h{\i1}Albie.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.05,0:55:39.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}\h{\i1}Albie.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.06,0:55:43.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}I'm gonna tell you once,
Dialogue: 0,0:55:44.56,0:55:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}and I'm not gonna\N\htell you twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.56,0:55:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\hDon't mess with my\Nmother, your grandmother.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:52.07,0:55:53.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}You asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.07,0:55:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(227,432)}{\i1}Amen.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:56.07,0:55:57.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}I'm only kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.07,0:55:59.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}You're my boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.07,0:56:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(149,432)}\h\h-What, I am?\N-And I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:03.08,0:56:04.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}\h\hI love you as if\Nyou were my own son.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.58,0:56:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}You've got my own hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:06.08,0:56:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(240,432)}Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.58,0:56:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}You've got my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.58,0:56:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}I used to.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:09.58,0:56:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}But goddammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.08,0:56:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(201,432)}Oh, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.59,0:56:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(175,432)}I'm so tiny!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.10,0:56:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}Father, you made me this!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:24.83,0:56:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(214,432)}\h\N{\i1}Freeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.33,0:56:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}{\i1}Gilbert and Sullivan.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:32.84,0:56:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h♪ 'Tis strange, these\Nthings, we talk anon, ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.84,0:56:36.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ our life is ever bliss. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.84,0:56:38.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}♪ And then we not in knowing, ♪\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake it.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.34,0:56:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ Be not 'fraid of this. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:40.31,0:56:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ I love to see him\Nwith suspenders, ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.35,0:56:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}♪ that is what he's like. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.25,0:56:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(97,432)}\h\h\h\h\h♪ And I've been\Nwandering if and there, ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.15,0:56:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}♪ we're all in nimble tight. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.65,0:56:49.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ What have I said?\N\h\hDoes he know? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.66,0:56:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(58,432)}♪ No, I don't, does he know? ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.16,0:56:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}♪ There's no piano,\N\h\hwe're up now. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.66,0:56:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}What's that song from?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.16,0:56:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}Thank you, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.44,0:57:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}{\i1}Are you sure you\N\h\h\hhaven't gone away?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:19.99,0:57:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}That's a brave man.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.00,0:57:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.73,0:58:38.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(188,432)}\h\h\NThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.73,0:58:42.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}\h {\i1}You're not here\Nat the end of the night.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:46.74,0:58:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(71,432)}\hThat was fun, fuck a duck,\NJohn was wonderful up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.25,0:58:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(136,432)}We had a good time.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.76,0:59:04.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(84,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\N{\i1}See what I'm talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.22,0:59:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(123,432)}{\i1}Mr. Williams, before.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.27,0:59:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(110,432)}Goddamn, that was fun.\N\hThat was real people.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.27,0:59:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(162,432)}That was nice.