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(本節目純屬虛構)

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(法律嚴禁未成年人飲酒)

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(此外對於強迫飲酒,過量飲酒)

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(在宴席中做出不雅行為等情形)

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(本節目亦無任何鼓吹之意圖)

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(請僅作為一部搞笑動畫輕鬆觀賞)

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(此外本作品的登場人物皆為年滿20歲之成年人)

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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(GRAND BLUE碧藍之海2)

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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永無止盡

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一二三四五毫無變化

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永無止盡

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六日睡到下午滑手機

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永無止盡

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最近身體越來越遲鈍

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烤肉太膩連腰都在痛

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雖然累了還得陪家人但我還撐得住

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再次去感受那天的光輝吧

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出發吧! 在青春大道全速前進

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此時此刻永遠是最棒的季節

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Get high! 希望!

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就算長大了也沒在怕

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為追求未知的世界一躍而下

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所謂青春

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就是持續去追逐理想

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青春永遠

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不管幾歲都不會褪色

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所謂青春

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就是不斷地迷惘徬徨

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青春Forever

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TROPICS LICENSE

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在去逛女子大學的學園祭前

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我調查了搭訕的方法

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根據某個網站的說法

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(女子大學學園祭 搭訕必勝指南)

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配合周遭挑選服裝,保守一點的穿搭較佳

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然後還要懂得察言觀色

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確實,太有衝勁的服裝

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或擺明是來搭訕的打扮很可能會讓女生反感

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簡單來說就是要選擇能融入周遭
適合當下情境的服裝

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但是

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我覺得絕對不會是這種打扮

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伊織,小耕

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咖啡泡好了喔

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知道了!

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"濃妝女孩咖啡廳"?

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那什麼粉碎男兒心的邪惡字眼啊

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是第九大地獄還什麼的嗎?

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就是…一起開店的那些系上的女生

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在看到這張照片後變得興致勃勃的

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正常應該會傻眼吧

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當妳的朋友果然不是當假的

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真虧她們自願打扮成這樣

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一點也沒錯

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我才不想被你這樣講

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如果妳也打扮成這樣
應該就不用擔心被搭訕了吧

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發生什麼事了嗎?

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過來路上碰到些麻煩

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那妳要不要也一起來幫忙?

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可以驅離搭訕仔喔

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這和那是兩回事

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別這麼說嘛

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我認真的…拜託妳…

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千紗在青女祭應該不會被人搭訕吧?

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你為什麼嚴肅成這樣

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還問我為什麼

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這種事別讓我說出口嘛

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為什麼?

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這當然是因為…

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我想看到妳的臉髒髒醜醜的樣子啊

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我絕對不幹

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拜託妳通融一下吧

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辦不到

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就當成是在鬼屋工作嘛

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不要

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如果妳幫忙的話可以交到朋友啊

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駁回

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說不定還能邀那些朋友一起潛水

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這…這我是可以考慮一下

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真好騙

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還真好騙

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千紗…

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但是我不要自己一個人出洋相

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妳一個人?

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濃妝子不也會參加嗎?

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是這樣沒錯

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我不是這個意思

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那不然是什麼意思?

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難道說妳要這小子也一起化妝?

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再怎麼說也不可能吧

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這玩笑開得太過火了啦

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千紗?

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我記得你…

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之前曾經假扮成梓學姊吧?

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那再讓伊織一起幫忙,這樣可以嗎?

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OK

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NG啦!

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這也是理所當然的

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為什麼啦

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你不是同時具有資格和實際功績嗎?

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濃妝子

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這傢伙能自然地發出女聲喔

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用什麼"混聲"的方法

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採用

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北原!

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就你一個人落單的話也會很寂寞吧

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放開我

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我有重要的使命在身

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什麼使命?

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他現在好像準備要去佔聲優演唱會的場地

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距離演唱會開始還有八小時耶?

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那又怎麼樣?

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那我有個提案

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提案?

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誰理妳

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沒有活動比今天的演唱會更重要了

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我朋友是那場演唱會的工作人員

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只要你肯幫忙我就安排你跟那位聲優見面

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變身的速度超快

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那我就當大家都願意在店裡幫忙了喔?

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包在我身上

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誰願意啊!

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(濃妝女孩咖啡廳)

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我明明就只是想把千紗弄醜而已

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閉上嘴乖乖工作,伊織妹妹

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不過千紗怎麼這麼慢啊

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女人做準備本來就很花時間吧

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真是的! 女孩子做準備很花時間的耶,哥哥

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講得好像你很懂似的

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久等了

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來,不要害羞嘛

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不要一直盯著我看

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這妝化得太好了,濃妝子

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能把素材的優點毀得這麼徹底,真是鬼斧神工

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由我出手小事一樁啦

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早知道就別答應了

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咦? 那些女生是誰啊?

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有濃妝的氣息

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是妳朋友嗎?

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對,她們說願意在店裡幫忙

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真的嗎? 謝謝妳們

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初次見面,我是飯田可奈子

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我是鈴木惠子

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我叫神尾清子

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那個…我是古手川千紗

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怎麼了嗎?

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不,該怎麼說呢…

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其實我們不是初次見面

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這兩個人竟然是伊織和耕平?

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太強了吧

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清子,妳笑過頭了啦

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你們認識嗎?

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之前見過一次面

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那是段令人忌諱的記憶

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那個時候真不好意思

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這傢伙剛才拍照了

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真的假的

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刪掉

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算我拜託妳,快刪掉

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都過這麼久了,就告訴你們吧

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那個時候愛菜拜託我們
"一定要讓聯誼失敗"

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濃妝子,妳這傢伙

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這是怎麼回事

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也沒有什麼特別的意思啦

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到底是為什麼呢

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是不是有不希望被人搶走的男生在場呢

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真是的

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再繼續講下去我真的要生氣了啦

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那這位就是傳聞中的伊織的女朋友嗎?

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今天請多指教喔

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對不起讓妳打扮得這麼奇怪

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愛菜下手就是不曉得輕重

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那個…

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叫妳千紗可以嗎?

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妳也叫我惠子就好了

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那妳也叫我清子吧

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這就是

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我夢寐以求的女子大學的學園祭嗎

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(女大學生)

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(女大學生)

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(男大學生)

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怎麼和我想像的不太一樣啊

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你在沮喪什麼啊

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有件事我得問問妳

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幹嘛幹嘛?

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為什麼就只有我們是化普通的粧

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也幫我們化一樣的濃妝啊

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說的也是

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因為這樣一來

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麻煩事都會往你們那邊去了啊

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那些妝實在不能看,有夠濃

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要搭訕的話就選那兩個吧

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感覺到一股異常的恐懼

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要是我的內心太脆弱一定會自殺

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(濃妝女孩咖啡廳)

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為什麼這種店會有客人上門啊

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是想看恐怖事物的心理使然嗎

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真沒禮貌

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不過我們還挺樂在其中的喔

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我來這邊玩的姊姊也玩得很盡興

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妳們姊妹倆這樣也無所謂嗎

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父母看到這景象一定會昏過去的

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像我就絕對不會想讓認識的人看到我這身…

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妝好濃喔

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梓學姊

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來打擾一下囉

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請進請進

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歡迎光臨

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妳該不會是小千吧?

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是的

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真虧妳看得出來她是千紗耶

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還好啦

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我可以拍照嗎?

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絕對不行

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(心跳加速)

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妳幹嘛啊

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果然是伊織,真可愛

225
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不要掀裙子確認啦

226
00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,036
你在說什麼啊

227
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,413
平常明明都若無其事地脫光衣服

228
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,707
這麼說來這個就是耕平囉?

229
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,709
Exactly!

230
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,629
脫光衣服確實比較像我的風格

231
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:07,213
那就脫吧

232
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,172
不可以這麼做

233
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,299
你會害我們被撤店,給我穿好

234
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,260
咦? 梓

235
00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,432
妳該不會是摩耶吧?

236
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,809
答對了

237
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:20,851
- 好久不見,最近還好嗎?

238
00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:21,561
- 為什麼這種狀態下還看得出來
- 好久不見,最近還好嗎?

239
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,020
- 為什麼這種狀態下還看得出來
- 每天都快被工作累垮了

240
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,647
- 畢竟她是梓學姊嘛
- 每天都快被工作累垮了

241
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,524
還是老樣子啊

242
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,317
姊姊,妳在幹嘛啊?

243
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,280
妳認識可奈子的姊姊嗎?

244
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,406
是啊

245
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,366
不過最近很少見面就是了

246
00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,618
我們算所謂"赤裸裸的關係"吧?

247
00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:40,746
梓,這種講法很下流耶

248
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,708
聽起來會像是另一種意思喔

249
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,667
另一種意思?

250
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,835
情況不妙

251
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,088
對了,你現在在忙嗎?

252
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,548
很遺憾地

253
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,385
這樣啊,我本來想來借點人手的

254
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,303
借人手?

255
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,515
我朋友是執行委員的負責人

256
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,434
因為聲優演唱會的準備進度落後

257
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,477
聽說時間可能會縮短

258
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,730
請把我當成狗使喚吧

259
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,816
我立刻換個好活動的裝扮

260
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:10,901
可以嗎?

261
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,194
沒什麼可不可以的

262
00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,196
要是阻止他他可能真的會發火

263
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,199
那我也一起去幫忙準備吧

264
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,284
你不可以去

265
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,035
駁回

266
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:19,994
為什麼!?

267
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,872
讓大家久等了

268
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,041
好活動的裝扮?

269
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,959
這樣真的可以幫忙準備嗎?

270
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,504
今天的我就是要穿成這樣才能發揮實力

271
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,131
這樣啊

272
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,134
既然你都這麼說了那就這樣吧

273
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,719
真像耕平的作風

274
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,095
那我先借他用一下囉

275
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,680
我們快走吧

276
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,766
好驚人的打扮

277
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,435
那傢伙平常都是像那樣

278
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,394
平常都那樣?

279
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,646
是啊

280
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,939
如妳所見,他是個噁心的傢伙

281
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,651
這樣啊

282
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:55,821
我平常就常告訴他那樣很噁心了

283
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,783
這講法好過分

284
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,494
妳剛才說了什麼嗎

285
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,329
沒什麼

286
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,288
這樣啊

287
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:09,043
他人難以理解的興趣
看起來或許真的是這樣吧

288
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,003
說的也是

289
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,172
不過,正因為這樣我才會覺得

290
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,385
那傢伙…

291
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,010
(GRAND BLUE碧藍之海2)

292
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,809
(濃妝女孩咖啡廳)

293
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,020
少了耕平,店裡變得更忙了

294
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,564
既然這麼想就好好認真工作

295
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,565
是是是

296
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,818
歡迎光臨…

297
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:36,821
我們四個人

298
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,614
今天好熱喔

299
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,241
我的口都渴了

300
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,492
怎麼會

301
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,452
為什麼這群人渣會在這裡

302
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,579
最起碼千萬不能由我來接待他們

303
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,498
店員小姐? 妳怎麼了嗎?

304
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,253
要是覺得不舒服我可以幫妳揉揉背喔

305
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,797
馬上就開始搭訕了啊

306
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,257
沒節操的傢伙

307
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,342
請不要理這傢伙

308
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,886
難道說這些傢伙…

309
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,763
我臉上有沾到什麼東西嗎?

310
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:03,931
不,沒有啊

311
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,391
就和平常一樣醜

312
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,183
這位小姐

313
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,602
與其看這醜男不如還是看我吧

314
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,272
他們沒注意到我的身分嗎?

315
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,567
竟然說我是醜男,這玩笑很難笑喔

316
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,527
這可是最純粹的真心話喔

317
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,070
去廁所照照鏡子吧

318
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,655
順便面對一下現實

319
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,450
我來帶各位入座

320
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,576
好

321
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,162
這間店是怎麼回事

322
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,081
青女…化妝…

323
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,709
山本,快把上次聯誼的事給忘了

324
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,128
幸好這邊這位小姐是個美女

325
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,756
太好了,看來沒有穿幫

326
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,133
可是為什麼他們現在會在這

327
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,552
不過話說回來,御手洗

328
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,013
想不到你還挺會算計的嘛

329
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,598
那個提案還真不錯

330
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,640
還好啦

331
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,727
竟然想到瞞著北原先過來的點子

332
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,730
因為門票不是四人用的嗎?

333
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,691
這樣對方的女生也會是四人組居多了

334
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,777
要是我們這邊有五個人

335
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,278
就會有一個人得落單了

336
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,863
為了避免引發紛爭

337
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,865
得先把那人渣排除在外

338
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,742
況且那傢伙的打扮

339
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,786
平常幾乎都是半裸

340
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,122
有那種變態在會導致成功率降低的

341
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,291
捨棄他是正確的決定

342
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,419
原來如此,是這麼回事

343
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,589
為了避免身分曝光我本來打算和平解決的

344
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,715
沒辦法了

345
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,968
就讓你們見識一下地獄吧

346
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,221
好了,來喝點什麼吧

347
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,389
不好意思,請問可以點了嗎?

348
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,309
好的,我來為各位點餐

349
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,478
客人您要點什麼?

350
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,396
我要冰咖啡

351
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,815
我明白了

352
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,775
這位客人呢?

353
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,693
我也要冰咖啡

354
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,195
我明白了

355
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,656
這邊這位處男客人呢

356
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,950
這問法怎麼怪怪的!?

357
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,451
我才不是處男

358
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,577
乖乖坐好,處男

359
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,287
不要找小姐麻煩,處男

360
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,499
人家會這麼覺得
是你的問題,處男

361
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,167
實在是失禮了

362
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,212
因為客人怎麼看都像是個處男

363
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,006
看似是道歉結果根本是加倍失禮啊!

364
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,300
沒辦法,這是事實啊

365
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,469
我也覺得怎麼看都是這樣

366
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,638
那麼重來一次

367
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,140
這位一生都是處男的客人要點什麼?

368
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,851
還不曉得未來會怎樣吧!

369
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,436
乖乖坐好,永恆名譽處男

370
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,480
沒辦法,這是事實啊

371
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,399
你就指望下輩子吧

372
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,151
那…我要點冰咖啡

373
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,529
我明白了

374
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,906
那麼我重複一下訂單

375
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,741
(櫻桃處男)
是三杯櫻桃可樂沒錯嗎?

376
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,743
(註:日本會形容處男為櫻桃男孩)
處男只有他啦!

377
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,370
我也沒點那個啦!

378
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,375
不好意思,開了點小玩笑

379
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,167
小玩笑?

380
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,837
我內心已經深深受到傷害了耶

381
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,214
原來只是開點小玩笑啊

382
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,883
真是個淘氣的人呢

383
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,010
實在是很不好意思

384
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,927
如果不嫌棄的話

385
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,430
要不要來杯咖啡口味的雞尾酒呢?

386
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,223
有酒嗎?

387
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,309
咖啡口味的雞尾酒啊

388
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,768
好像不錯耶

389
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,062
喝一杯提振一下搭訕的士氣好了

390
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,355
就這麼辦吧

391
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,607
我也要點那個

392
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,483
謝謝各位的點餐

393
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,569
那麼請稍待片刻

394
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,528
好喔

395
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,696
拜託囉

396
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,531
還沒幫我點餐喔?

397
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,368
好奇怪喔

398
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,411
放在哪啊

399
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,413
你在找什麼?

400
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,539
濃妝子

401
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,334
怎麼都找不到生命之水?

402
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,126
(生命之水 度數96%)

403
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,296
別問得好像那是店裡的標配一樣好不好

404
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,340
客人點了什麼飲料啊

405
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,050
咖啡口味的雞尾酒

406
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,719
(註:咖啡利口酒)
那你就用這個卡魯哇去調吧

407
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,472
這麼弱的酒哪有辦法幹掉他們啊

408
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,807
你到底想對客人幹嘛啊!?

409
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,561
要是引發騷動的話會被警衛趕出去的喔

410
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,565
沒辦法了,那就用這個吧

411
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,318
還有別穿成這樣擺出蹲大便的姿勢

412
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,572
讓各位久等了

413
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,157
終於來了

414
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,284
看起來和咖啡沒什麼不一樣嘛

415
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,535
請問…

416
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,663
既然說是咖啡口味,所以這是卡魯哇?

417
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,538
是的

418
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,082
我以卡魯哇作為基底

419
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,584
用墨汁試著加以染色

420
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,422
為什麼要加那種東西?

421
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,841
卡魯哇本來就有顏色了吧

422
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,219
對不起,我以為這樣比較好

423
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,346
這樣哪裡會比較好了啊!

424
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,723
實在是非常抱歉

425
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,350
請問…

426
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,310
為了以示歉意

427
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,437
請收下我的聯絡方式吧

428
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,858
請問…

429
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,362
我現在沒有帶手機,方便借用一下嗎?

430
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,155
我把聯絡方式輸入進去

431
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,365
OK!

432
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575
待會也要告訴我們喔

433
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,619
要是敢偷跑你就死定了

434
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,084
怎麼了嗎?

435
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,420
我不小心按錯了

436
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,505
常有的啦

437
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,589
- 畢竟是別人的手機嘛

438
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,549
- 請問…
- 畢竟是別人的手機嘛

439
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,592
這也是沒辦法的

440
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,344
妳是打錯ID了嗎?

441
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,888
不是,我手滑了一下

442
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,224
向這個人寄出了這樣的訊息

443
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,810
正在濃妝咖啡廳搭訕中☆

444
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,895
等等,這是什麼意思?

445
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:03,981
我現在就過去

446
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,610
這手滑方式太不尋常了吧

447
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,238
對不起,我對機器不太拿手

448
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,490
這沒什麼好在意的

449
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,869
都有女人了還來搭訕,這是他的問題

450
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,121
別把我有女人的事講出來啦

451
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,381
那邊很危險,請往這邊走

452
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,257
是

453
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,676
少在那邊裝熟搭人家肩膀!

454
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,511
真是失禮了

455
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:39,641
那個…

456
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,019
如果方便的話

457
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,647
我希望能讓你見一些人

458
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,986
不行嗎?

459
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,572
是妳的父母嗎?

460
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,533
雖然感覺有點操之過急了

461
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,910
不過為了妳

462
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,578
就去見他們吧

463
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:07,074



464
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,297
那個男人

465
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,008
說"我不會放開妳的",還亂摸我身體

466
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,885
感謝妳的通報

467
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,303
好了,跟我們走

468
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,139
放開我,這是誤會啊

469
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,517
不,我確實看見了

470
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,186
不會錯的…他是色狼…

471
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,314
說我是色狼的話那他也是色狼

472
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,190
什麼!?

473
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,361
也請順便把那個人帶走吧

474
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,195
順便!?

475
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,452
這下邪惡終於毀滅了

476
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,454
好了

477
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,123
也差不多快兩點了

478
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,415
伊織

479
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,378
我說過不能引發騷動了吧?

480
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,763
原來那是你假扮的啊,混蛋

481
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,723
竟敢玩弄我的純情

482
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,891
給我負起責任

483
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,059
吵死了

484
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,235
還是別吵了,根本沒意義

485
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,403
說的也是

486
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,238
在這打架也無濟於事

487
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,615
那我們去喝酒好了

488
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,201
反正好像也沒辦法再入場了

489
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,538
就算還有辦法再入場

490
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,332
女生都那副德性也讓人提不起興致啊

491
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,750
說的也是

492
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,503
那什麼啊?

493
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,006
(伊豆之子 WIDE現場直播)
不是電視轉播車嗎?

494
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,592
是來採訪學園祭的嗎

495
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,011
門票那麼搶手果然不是蓋的

496
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,181
手機可以看耶

497
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,015
我看看

498
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,348
(伊豆之子 WIDE現場直播)

499
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,436
這間是以化濃妝為賣點,非常難得一見的店

500
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,730
很遺憾地,記者似乎來晚了一步

501
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,524
店裡已經進入第二階段了

502
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,775
第二階段?

503
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,277
什麼意思

504
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,738
聽說第二階段女僕將會卸妝

505
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,450
用意在於讓客人享受和第一階段的反差

506
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,369
我們是濃妝女孩咖啡廳

507
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,080
第二階段現在要開始了

508
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,583
請多多指教

509
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,876
請多指教

510
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,419
多指教…

511
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,546
好像就是這麼回事

512
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,673
卸下濃妝開始第二階段?

513
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,259
原來那些女生都長得這麼漂亮

514
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,428
要是能早點知道…

515
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,223
可是我們都被禁止再次入場了

516
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,641
也已經沒有門票了

517
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,184
沒辦法了

518
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,185
是啊

519
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,270
雖然很不甘心

520
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,731
但我們現在能做的事已經…

521
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,444
我們願意舔鞋子!

522
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,071
這樣我們很為難的

523
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,156
絕對不會給你們添麻煩的

524
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,282
我們幫你們按摩肩膀

525
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,450
請你們吃飯

526
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,078
如果順利的話再介紹朋友給你們認識

527
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,705
問題不是出在這裡

528
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,040
不然這樣吧

529
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,958
大家一起脫光光

530
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,167
跳舞給你們看

531
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,585
像蝴蝶般翩翩起舞

532
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,212
我都說了

533
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,089
好,大家一起來吧

534
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,762
被他們凶巴巴地趕走了

535
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,348
那些人超生氣的

536
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,767
我們的熱情沒能打動他們嗎

537
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,352
真不甘心

538
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,855
不過,能做的事我們也都做了吧

539
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,650
我們也已經拚命拜託過了

540
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,278
既然那樣他們不領情

541
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,654
我們也沒話說了

542
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,906
是啊

543
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,866
只好放棄拜託他們放我們進去

544
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,788
改用硬闖的吧

545
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,427
想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊

546
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,262
想先了解你的所有一切

547
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,264
才聚一次就散那多無聊

548
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,974
都準備好續二三四攤了

549
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,642
隨著夜越深真心越明顯

550
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,436
讓我們潛得更深入一點

551
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,187
你的歷史 你的景色

552
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,647
解開一頁頁你的故事

553
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,858
再更靠近一點

554
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,401
你就是我的故事中的主打

555
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,111
明天就會忘記的這場相遇

556
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,487
保持未完成反而恰到好處

557
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,614
再多展現內在

558
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,325
口無遮攔 口無遮攔

559
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,201
有事要抱怨等酒醒後再說

560
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:10,245
現在就先珍惜這種感覺吧

561
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,706
為了不要留下悔恨

562
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:16,752
全心全力活在當下

563
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,462
你可以吧? 超越極限

564
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,213
不只通宵一路狂歡到中午

565
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,133
嗨起來!

566
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,010
總之先脫再說吧

567
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,387
讓我們赤誠相待

568
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,682
拿出彼此的人生來激盪交鋒

569
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,559
剛認識就將羞恥心秒丟一旁

570
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,144
好想暢談展露出的真實之心

571
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,938
Do It Now…

572
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:41,234
這是打破你我隔閡的魔法咒語

573
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:44,613
一旦習慣其實也沒什麼大不了

574
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,156
只要脫掉了衣服就不可思議地

575
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,783
酒變得更香話匣子也變得更開

576
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,660
Try It Now…

577
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:58,543
不知不覺心靈也隨著身體變得一絲不掛

578
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,928
(濃妝女孩咖啡廳)

579
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,970
請問…
(濃妝女孩咖啡廳)

580
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,723
點…點餐…

581
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,189
下週的碧藍之海會有什麼內容呢?

582
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,649
我是伊織

583
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,568
最近天氣一直很炎熱
大家沒有熱到中暑吧?

584
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,029
我和一群笨蛋來到了女子大學的學園祭

585
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,198
可是我們卻被擋在學校外面了

586
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,742
不過,我們的性慾是不會輸的喔

587
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,577
下一回的故事

588
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,204
有"笨蛋們的入侵作戰"

589
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,539
"耕平去看演唱會"

590
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,958
及"櫻子大人登場"等內容

591
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,293
下星期也要看喔

592
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,879
剪刀石頭布

593
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970
(下一回 再次來到女子大學)

593
00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688
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