1 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:07,298 ["Superman main theme" plays] 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,414 [whooshes] 4 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:30,965 [wind whistling] 5 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:39,682 [wheezing] 6 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:54,280 [coughs, sustained whistle] 7 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,991 [wheezes] 8 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:03,039 [distant rumbling] 9 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:09,504 [rumbling grows] 10 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,553 -[thump] -[groans] 11 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,056 -Ow! Oh! -[playful growling] 12 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,017 [shrieks] Stop, stop, stop. 13 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,811 [barks, chomps] 14 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,729 Stop. Stop. 15 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,857 No, Krypto. Krypto. 16 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,900 -[playful growl] -Ow! 17 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,902 -[growls] -[coughs] 18 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,864 -[grunts] -[quietly] Krypto. 19 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,700 [wheezes] Take me home. 20 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,994 -[panting] -[wheezing] 21 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:41,911 [grunts] 22 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,830 Home. 23 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,792 -[panting] -[groans] 24 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,629 [Superman grunts] 25 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,799 [growls] 26 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,509 [barks] 27 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:57,427 Krypto. 28 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,762 -Home. -[sniffs] 29 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,940 [rumbling] 30 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:18,865 [crystals crackling] 31 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,045 [barks] 32 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,465 [energy pulses, hums] 33 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,182 [Four] Superman! 34 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,396 [woman speaking Kryptonian] 35 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,026 [man speaking Kryptonian] 36 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,449 [whispers] Thank you. 37 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:04,494 No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. 38 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,788 We have no consciousness whatsoever. 39 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,749 Merely automatons, here to serve. 40 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,377 Meet Twelve. She's new. 41 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:16,214 -Hi. -[giggles] He looked at me. 42 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,925 [Four] I put your parents' message on to soothe you. 43 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:19,968 Thank you. 44 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,095 He finds it soothing. 45 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:25,932 [speaking Kryptonian] 46 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,813 [speaking Kryptonian] 47 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,571 [recording warbles] 48 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,490 [recording repeats] 49 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,367 The message was damaged in transit 50 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,119 from Krypton to Earth. 51 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:47,412 But what is there... 52 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,497 [speaks Kryptonian] 53 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,582 [Four] "We love you more than heaven, our son." 54 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,834 [Jor-El speaking] 55 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,294 [Four] "We love you more than land." 56 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,837 [whispering] "We love you more than land." 57 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,256 [Four] "Our beloved home will soon be gone forever. 58 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,717 But hope vitalizes our hearts, 59 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,760 -and that hope is you, Kal-El." -[Superman, barely audible] 60 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,887 [Lara speaking Kryptonian] 61 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,681 [Four] "We have searched the universe for a home 62 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:08,891 where you can do the most good 63 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,811 and live out Krypton's truth. 64 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,772 -That place is Earth." -"That place is Earth." 65 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,400 And the rest of the message is lost. 66 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,193 [Five] Fourteen fractured bones. 67 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,447 Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs. 68 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,116 Our poor Superman. 69 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,076 [Four] With a healthy dose of yellow sun, 70 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,245 we'll have him up and at 'em in no time. 71 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,916 [rumbling] 72 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,631 [whistling] 73 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,844 [energy hums] 74 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,724 [shouts] 75 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,811 [shout echoes] 76 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,313 [Lex Luthor] Engineer, come in. 77 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,357 [Engineer] He landed somewhere near here. 78 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,816 I can't see where. 79 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,818 [Luthor] Well, keep looking. 80 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,153 [wind howling] 81 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:03,071 [humming stops] 82 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,032 [gasps] 83 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:11,204 [shudders] Golly. 84 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,622 [sighs] 85 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:17,335 Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest. 86 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,629 No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray. 87 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,965 [Four] But this Hammer fellow just beat you at full power. 88 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,175 Sir? 89 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,594 [rocks, crystals clatter] 90 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,179 What is this? 91 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,389 [servos whirring] 92 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,348 Krypto! 93 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,517 [thuds, panting] 94 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,018 What the hey, dude? I-I thought-- 95 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,436 You destroyed the whole-- 96 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:36,938 Superman robots, I thought I told you 97 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,231 to keep an eye on him. 98 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,400 We feed the canine, but he is unruly. 99 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,819 And he realizes we are not flesh and blood 100 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,112 and couldn't, in our heart of hearts, 101 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,114 care less whether he lives or dies. 102 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,783 Stop, Krypto, leave it. 103 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,911 Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it. 104 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,122 Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop. 105 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,124 Sit. Sit. Stay. 106 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,085 [sighs, exhales] 107 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:03,589 [Krypto whines] 108 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,799 [sighs] 109 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,386 [whooshes] 110 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,222 [sonic boom echoes] 111 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,559 The alien is on its way back. 112 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,520 -[cape whipping] -[wind whooshing] 113 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:26,571 ["Superman main theme" plays] 114 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,093 Your Superman has abandoned you! 115 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,263 The people of Boravia will not ignore him 116 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:54,557 inserting himself into our affairs. 117 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,185 [laser warbling] 118 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,939 -[Hammer shouts, indistinct] -[man 1] Accelerate the portals. 119 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,483 Primed and ready. 120 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,735 T-Minus ten and counting. 121 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:06,944 [man 1] Buckle up, we're going live. 122 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,988 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 123 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,490 Bravo, what do you have on employees? 124 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,532 I'm inside Chocos, Larry. No fatalities. 125 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,159 ...five, four... 126 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:15,745 -Can't win 'em all. -[woman 1] ...three, two, one. 127 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,540 -Target in sight. -[rumbling] 128 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,376 -He's back. Your 5:00. -Copy. 129 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,674 12C. 130 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:35,806 18A. 131 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,063 34B. 132 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,109 98Z. 133 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,071 8H. 134 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:52,823 [boom] 135 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,575 74D. 136 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:55,868 [grunts] 137 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,039 44T! 138 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,500 [shouts] 139 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,459 [shutter clicking] 140 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,172 [people shriek] 141 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,761 -Reggie, can you watch? -Yeah, yeah. 142 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,721 -[sirens wailing] -[horn honks] 143 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,432 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 144 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,894 It's like he knows Superman's every move 145 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,354 before he makes it. 146 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,148 He does. He's been studying him for years. 147 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,360 He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation. 148 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,320 -[sirens in distance] -Superman! 149 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,198 [Larry] Bravo, you got him? 150 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,327 Malik Ali, a local. 151 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,746 [woman 2] Lex, we have the Engineer. 152 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,584 [Engineer] The target has led us to the ice castle. 153 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,919 The rumors are true. 154 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,879 I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted. 155 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,300 [panting] 156 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,596 Mierda. 157 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,812 Comms, two to one. 158 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,649 Hijo de... 159 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,403 Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice. 160 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,905 We have what we need. Return to base. 161 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,741 [Engineer] I can drill into it, Lex. 162 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,576 Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela. 163 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,036 Thank you. 164 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,120 We'll need more than you when we enter. 165 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,540 Comms, one to two. 166 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,460 We've done what we need to do. Wrap it up. 167 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,671 The United States will continue to feel the wrath 168 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,049 of the Hammer of Boravia. 169 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,884 It's me, Mali. 170 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,053 Once I gave you free falafel, 171 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,472 when you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi. 172 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,015 Are you all right, Superman? 173 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,933 Mali, you gotta get outta here. It's not safe. 174 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,561 You saved us so many times. Now it's our turn. 175 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,688 [Hammer] This is your last warning. 176 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,940 -[boom] -[people] Oh! 177 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,569 [groans] 178 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,570 Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing 179 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,030 in Jarhanpur, Superman. 180 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,199 [panting] 181 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,243 [groans] 182 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,288 -Flawless, people. -[laughing] 183 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,873 Way to bring it home! 184 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,210 [laughing, cheering] 185 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,004 [hooting, squealing] 186 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,551 [no audible dialogue] 187 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,683 [hard rock music] 188 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,160 [whirring] 189 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,504 [electrical pulse] 190 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,178 [man 1] Decelerate all portals. 191 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,890 -Ultraman's back. -Ultraman! 192 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,393 [brightly] Ultraman! You did so good. 193 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,853 [woman laughs] Yes! 194 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,648 [chatter and laughter] 195 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,422 Sorry about that. I'm so sorry. 196 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,549 Sorry. 197 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,594 -Morning, Nino. -Good morning, Clark. 198 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,519 [man on tv] Do these unelected metahumans 199 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,980 think they can dictate international policy? 200 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,482 It's outrageous. 201 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,942 [Perry] It's a big story. Put it above the fold. 202 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,611 That's where we put it. 203 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,155 -You're late again, Kent. -Sorry, Perry. 204 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,325 -Hey, loser. -Hey, Steve. 205 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,119 Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent? 206 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,621 How are we supposed to know how we feel 207 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,456 when we read this malarkey? 208 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,627 In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. 209 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,587 -Hey, Ma. -"Ma!" 210 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,131 -Hey, Clark! -[Pa chuckles] 211 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,926 Uh, me and Pa just wanted to call 212 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,387 and say congratulations on that front page. 213 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,556 Boy, that is something! 214 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,975 Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately. 215 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,561 -Shut up, Steve. -Like, uh, possum or chitlins... 216 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,188 -What's that, Clark? -[Clark] Sorry, Ma, 217 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,147 I'm just in the middle of a big news day here. 218 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,232 What are chitlins? 219 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,900 Chitlins are intestines. 220 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,194 [Steve] Thanks, Cat. You read this crud? 221 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862 I thought it was great, Clark. 222 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,114 "Great"? 223 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,200 [chuckling] Yeah! Front page! Big time! 224 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:49,995 Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, 225 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,289 wanted to say congrats, 226 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,125 and tell you we're thinking 'bout you, Clark. 227 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,337 -It's been a minute. -Tell him don't be a stranger. 228 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,714 Pa says, "Don't be a stranger." 229 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,758 I, uh... Yeah, I heard him, Ma. 230 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,426 Yeah, okay I gotta go. I gotta run. 231 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,095 Yep, okay. Love you. 232 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,805 So, this guy just flew into midtown 233 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,431 and started attacking people, 234 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,267 demanding for Superman to show up? 235 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,435 Yeah. It's all there in my article. 236 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,271 Then I'd actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. 237 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,398 Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. 238 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,774 That isn't one of them. 239 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,234 [Clark] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Lois. 240 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,236 -Oh, my God. -He's so fine. 241 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,571 Twenty-two people in the hospital, 242 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,281 over 20 million in property damage. 243 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,199 -It does make you wonder. -Wonder what? 244 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,742 As great as he is, 245 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,452 maybe Superman didn't completely think through 246 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,037 the ramifications of the Boravia thing. 247 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,248 If this guy is even from Boravia. 248 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,249 [Jimmy] What do you mean? His name 249 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,750 is "the Hammer of Boravia." 250 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,003 Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy. 251 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,213 We have no clue what his actual goal was here. 252 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,632 I think it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. 253 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,593 Uh, he did-- He didn't completely kick Superman's ass. 254 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,177 [Jimmy] Pretty thoroughly, Clark. 255 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,514 Show me! You show me what ties there are 256 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,684 between Boravia and this "Hammer!" 257 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,936 Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the, uh, Hammer 258 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,479 might be faking a Boravian accent. 259 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,481 Superman said that? 260 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,191 Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. Great guy. 261 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,360 You know, it's funny that you keep getting 262 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,321 all these interviews with Superman, Clark. 263 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,405 I don't think there's anything funny 264 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,990 about good journalism, Lois. 265 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,783 Uh-huh. 266 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,785 [Ghurkos] The relationship between Boravia 267 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,663 and United States 268 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,626 has been like iron for 30 years, 269 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,921 until Superman came along. 270 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,258 [Luthor] What you're looking at, my friends, 271 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,762 is the most powerful being on Planet Earth: 272 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,264 Ultraman. 273 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,350 You created this man? 274 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,603 Ooh. Check this out. The Engineer. 275 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,189 A former special operative, whose blood I infused 276 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,733 with microscopic machines called "nanites," 277 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,445 which she can form into anything she can imagine. 278 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,238 And, of course, you're familiar 279 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,283 with my flying armored forces, the Raptors. 280 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369 All together, they're an unstoppable force 281 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,996 we call PlanetWatch. 282 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,960 More than capable of containing any otherworldly threat. 283 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:01,752 [snaps fingers] 284 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,714 So you want the Defense Department 285 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,218 to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian? 286 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,178 After Superman acted with violence 287 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,888 against our Boravian allies, 288 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,973 I think it'd be worth considering. 289 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,975 Big Blue stopped a war. 290 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,768 Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned. 291 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,645 Well, I don't know the intentions 292 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,314 of an unattended firehose, General Flag. 293 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,733 I just do what I can not to be splashed. 294 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,736 -Mr. Luthor... -The disarming Director Crawley. 295 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,780 [sighs] The country of Boravia has purchased 296 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,074 over 80 billion dollars' worth of arms 297 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,243 from LuthorCorp in the past two years. 298 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,036 -And? -And no one would profit more 299 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,872 from a war with Boravia and Jarhanpur than you. 300 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,041 A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way 301 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,626 might not be bad for business. 302 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,629 Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. 303 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,632 And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed 304 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,217 with the Kryptonian running wild. 305 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,594 So we're gonna lock up all metahumans now? 306 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,930 Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-cocked, 307 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,807 interfering in foreign affairs. 308 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,101 They don't have-- And I have proof of this-- 309 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,687 a hidden headquarters in Antarctica 310 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,356 that violates 12 international treaties. 311 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,693 And they aren't aliens. 312 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,362 Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason 313 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,614 for PlanetWatch to at least 314 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,075 bring the Kryptonian in for questioning? 315 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,202 Admittedly, I'm not comfortable 316 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,954 with a being from another planet 317 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,206 as dangerous as him on the loose. 318 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,709 But the optics? Superman is popular. 319 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,211 Less so every day, according to chatter online. 320 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,588 Not to mention the potential risk 321 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,214 of failing to contain him. 322 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,592 I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him. 323 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,802 Yeah, they got this stuff, uh... 324 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,387 What's this Kryptonite stuff called? 325 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,098 -It's called Kryptonite. -Well, it kills him, right? 326 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,142 As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. 327 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,019 I have a workaround for that as well. 328 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,771 You know what? It doesn't matter, Lex. 329 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,731 Because without solid proof of malicious intent, 330 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,940 it's just not worth the risk. 331 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,776 [clicks] 332 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,319 [lock clicks] 333 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,125 [pots clatter] 334 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,711 [clattering continues] 335 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,220 [suspenseful music] 336 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,107 What are you doing here? 337 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,025 Three months ago, we had our first date. 338 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,695 And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite: 339 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,197 breakfast for dinner. 340 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,657 That's your favorite. 341 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,575 You love breakfast. 342 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,953 Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. 343 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,597 [chuckles lightly] 344 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,432 -[chuckling] What? -It was very funny today. 345 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,767 -What? -It was hilarious, 346 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,810 the little back-and-forth we had going. 347 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,145 Mm. 348 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,896 You giving me guff for my article. 349 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,523 Jimmy was eating it up. [loud kisses] 350 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,400 I wasn't acting, Clark. 351 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,152 If you keep interviewing yourself, 352 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,654 eventually people are gonna figure it out. 353 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,197 But the glasses. 354 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,867 Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever. 355 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:24,496 And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. 356 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,457 I mean, y-you literally know the questions in advance. 357 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,751 Okay, so I'll let you interview me. 358 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,962 I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. 359 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,006 Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. 360 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,509 I can handle any question that comes my way. 361 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,094 Are you being serious right now? 362 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,054 Yeah. 363 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,640 You'd let me interview you as Superman? 364 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,310 Sure. 365 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,729 How about now? 366 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,858 Um... 367 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:54,651 [beeps] 368 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,445 [Lois] Ready? 369 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,197 Let's do it, Cronkite. 370 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,240 Superman. 371 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,284 Miss Lane. 372 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,620 Recently, you've come under 373 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,038 a lot of fire for what some might-- 374 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:06,705 I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but-- 375 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,956 It's a lot. 376 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,541 Today the Secretary of Defense 377 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,668 said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia. 378 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,879 -[exhales] -That-- That's funny? 379 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,840 It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um... 380 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,468 I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war. 381 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,929 -Maybe. -Uh, not "maybe." I did. 382 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,972 Okay. How? 383 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,892 Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, 384 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,977 and I showed up and told them that wasn't right. 385 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,312 And? 386 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,231 And... smashed some tanks and things 387 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,275 and a couple of planes and some other stuff. 388 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,570 There were no casualties and no significant injuries. 389 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,072 Did you interact at all 390 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,199 with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos? 391 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,575 A very small amount. 392 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,910 What's a very small amount? 393 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:46,828 That was between us. 394 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:49,957 [beeps] 395 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,667 This is all on the record. 396 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,670 Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us. 397 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,672 Yeah, and I would ask that question 398 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,298 whether or not I knew the answer to it. 399 00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,716 -Really? -Really. 400 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,510 [beeps] 401 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,345 After I stopped the war, 402 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,430 I went to see Ghurkos. 403 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,057 Where? 404 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,684 In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace. 405 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,185 And? 406 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,687 And I took a private audience with Ghurkos. 407 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,063 How? 408 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,107 I flew him out to the desert, and I... 409 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,150 And you... 410 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,111 And I placed him against a cactus. 411 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:20,821 A cactus? 412 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,906 So... torture? 413 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,366 No. Not torture. 414 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,076 Its spikes were like... not even that big. 415 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:27,953 What did you say? 416 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,330 I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, 417 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,957 he'll have to personally answer to me. 418 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,417 What did you mean by that? 419 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,085 That if such events occurred, 420 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,629 we would have a more serious discussion, that's all. 421 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,090 More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus? 422 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,341 Ghurkos was gonna kill people. 423 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,801 You seem to keep forgetting that-- 424 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:45,220 So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, 425 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,847 inserting yourself in the middle 426 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,348 -of an incredibly heated... -No, no, no. Hold on. 427 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,558 -geopolitical situation... -Hold on a second. 428 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,684 ...siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, 429 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,269 which historically has not been 430 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,854 -a friend to the US... -Jarhanpur has changed. 431 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,689 ...against a nation that's technically our ally, 432 00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,899 and then threatened to murder their head of state. 433 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,151 First of all, whether or not 434 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,819 Jarhanpur is an imperfect country 435 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,487 does not give another nation the right to invade it. 436 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,905 Yes, but the Boravian government maintains 437 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,407 they're freeing the Jarhanpurians 438 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,658 from a tyrannical regime. 439 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,160 Yes, but you know that's very silly. 440 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,828 I do? 441 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,247 The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this? 442 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,457 Come on! 443 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,791 This is on the record, Superman. 444 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,251 Now-- No. Now, see... 445 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,669 Now you're being dishonest, Lois. 446 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,379 How am I being dishonest? 447 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,549 -What are you--? Stop. -Where's the button? 448 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,676 You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do 449 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,553 that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned. 450 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:29,473 I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? 451 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,432 No, I don't. 452 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:32,976 Can we go on now? 453 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:34,895 Yeah, fine. 454 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:35,937 -I don't-- You do it. -I... 455 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:39,941 You think this is going well? 456 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,194 Do I think this is going well? Um... 457 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,613 I think I'm doing a good job. 458 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:47,949 [beeps] 459 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,284 Superman, did you consult with the President 460 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,535 before entering Boravian airspace? 461 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,329 [sighs] 462 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:53,914 -No. -The Secretary of Defense? 463 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,791 -No. -Or any US official 464 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,542 before you took matters into your own hands 465 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,419 and decided unilaterally how to handle 466 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,004 this extremely delicate situation? 467 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,131 Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people. 468 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,633 Yes, but the results 469 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,802 of you seemingly acting as a representative 470 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,053 of the United States will cause... 471 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,179 I wasn't representing anybody... 472 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,180 ...more problems around the world. 473 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,015 ...except for me, and-and... 474 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,058 -More than a war that lasted... -...myself and, and, and... 475 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,351 ...between 12 and 24 hours... 476 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,227 ...good, I don't know, doing good. 477 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,561 ...and was just replacing 478 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,562 one tyrannical regime with another? 479 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,231 Is that really how you feel? 480 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,566 I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but... 481 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,277 I question it. 482 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,030 Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation 483 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,574 and hold off a beat and consider the consequences. 484 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,535 People were going to die! 485 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,040 [exhales] 486 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,381 Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could. 487 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,508 Okay. 488 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,468 You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. 489 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,803 I don't read that stuff. 490 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,721 Superman doesn't have time for selfies. 491 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,766 -Third person? -Hmm? 492 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,685 You're referring to yourself in the third person now? 493 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,311 No, it was just a thing I came up with 494 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,938 that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview. 495 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,356 This is on the record, Superman. 496 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,024 Okay, well, not the part where I said that. 497 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,026 -Yes, that part. -No, that part was an aside. 498 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,653 That was off the record. 499 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:09,322 You have to say "off the record" beforehand, not after. 500 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,824 Why are you being like this? 501 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,659 Fine, I-I won't write 502 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,661 that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites. 503 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,037 Which are terrible, by the way. 504 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,415 -Social media. -Yes. 505 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,625 As you may know, or maybe you don't, 506 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,252 since you claim not to read any of that stuff-- 507 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:23,712 Very seldomly. 508 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,963 Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it 509 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:26,590 and looking very upset. 510 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,383 Okay, well, you can't use that. 511 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,219 People on social media are suspicious because you are... 512 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,472 ...an alien, yes? 513 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,223 Yes. 514 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,350 I've been very honest about that. From the beginning. 515 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,728 I come from a planet called Krypton. 516 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,314 -Okay. -Which is gone now, by the way. 517 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,733 Destroyed. Along with all of my history. 518 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,818 My parents. 519 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,570 They sent me here as a baby to save my life. 520 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,280 Here, where? 521 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,781 I'm not gonna say that. You know I'm not gonna say that. 522 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,327 Okay. 523 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,000 What do you know about these biological parents of yours? 524 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,712 Just that they sent me here to serve humanity 525 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,090 and to help the world to be a better place. 526 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,051 -They said that? -They did. 527 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,304 They sent a message along with me. 528 00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:19,184 That message is why I do what I do. 529 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,810 I cherish it more than anything. 530 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,855 Because you understand now, 531 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,024 there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining 532 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,277 you're here for more nefarious purposes. 533 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,446 Hashtag Superspy. Hashtag Supershit. 534 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,198 Supershit!? Come on, Lois! 535 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,783 You know that one specifically irritates me! 536 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:37,118 This is on the record, Clark! 537 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,537 -[recorder beeps] -I didn't make it up. 538 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,038 It's what people on the Internet are saying. 539 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,748 I'm gonna go. 540 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,708 -Really? -Yeah. 541 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,710 Come on, Clark. Don't do this. 542 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,212 [Clark] I'm not doing anything. 543 00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,922 No? No, that's not you, packing up your shit 544 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,507 and walking out of an interview? 545 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,967 I'm not walking out of an interview, 546 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,343 -I'm just-- It's late. -No, this is what you do 547 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,844 every time you're faced with conflict. 548 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,137 -I'm not doing anything. -You get mad. You pout. 549 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,556 -Then you pretend... -I'm not mad. 550 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:58,890 -...like nothing's wrong. -Nothing is wrong. 551 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,392 Look, I gave you a nice, long interview. 552 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,686 Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. 553 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:05,105 Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? 554 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,273 That's a thing you can do? 555 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,440 You got a lot of good stuff. 556 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,901 Some stuff you can't use. 557 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,653 I am well aware. 558 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,072 I knew this would never work. 559 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,700 What does that mean? 560 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:19,661 [dishes clattering] 561 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,037 Lois? 562 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,083 -What does that mean? -Nothing, I just... 563 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,586 I told you I wasn't good at relationships. 564 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,588 [water running] 565 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,133 Okay. 566 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,606 [low music plays] 567 00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:55,071 [engines whining, slowing] 568 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,041 The real Antarctica! [gasps] 569 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,626 So cool! 570 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,087 [exhales] 571 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,426 It was right ahead. 572 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,511 But how are we going to gain access? 573 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,514 Oh, ye of little faith. 574 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,309 [rumbling] 575 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,397 Oh, wow! 576 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:42,661 [energy pulses, hums] 577 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,621 [Eve] Oh, my God! 578 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:48,416 [rumbling] 579 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,385 [parents' message plays] 580 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,096 Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing-- 581 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,474 Oh, my. I do apologize, but this is a restricted area. 582 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,019 Wait. Can we talk-- 583 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,773 [nanites clicking] 584 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,318 [whirring] 585 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,533 [groans] 586 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,537 [shouts] 587 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,836 [grunts] 588 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,338 [metallic warble] 589 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,886 [metallic warble] 590 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,562 [Krypto growling] 591 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,858 [Engineer growls] 592 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,363 [yelps] 593 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,576 [whining] 594 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,536 -[whining continues] -[gasps] 595 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,582 This is what we came for. 596 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,460 Hopefully, there's something on here 597 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,836 we can use to convince the general 598 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,464 Superman requires immediate action. 599 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,800 I can't stand the metahumans, but he's so much worse. 600 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:23,636 Super... man. 601 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:26,931 He's not a man. He's an it. 602 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,101 A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit 603 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,436 that's somehow become the focal point 604 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,313 of the entire world's conversation. 605 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,691 Nothing's felt right since he showed up. 606 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,569 I know, Lex. 607 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:42,906 I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it. 608 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:44,616 Can you get in? 609 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,121 -[exhales] -[nanites clicking] 610 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,498 Might take a while. 611 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,082 What if the Kryptonian shows up? 612 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,292 [Luthor] Don't worry. 613 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:57,003 I'm creating a... distraction. 614 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:14,229 [sirens in distance] 615 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,530 -[rattling] -[growling] 616 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:27,116 [growling continues] 617 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,540 [nanites clicking] 618 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,046 -[gasps] -What? 619 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,673 [Engineer] This message... 620 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:43,550 -[Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] -...from his parents. 621 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,261 It's damaged, but there's more. 622 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,887 -[Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] -It's... 623 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,056 I can recover the rest. 624 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,685 [message repeating] 625 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,105 [rumbling] 626 00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:01,651 [message continues repeating rapidly] 627 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:11,578 [Kryptonian message continues] 628 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,621 Whoa! Got it! 629 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,664 [man 1] Let it out! 630 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:22,088 [growling] 631 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,509 It's an awfully small distraction. 632 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,094 It'll get bigger. 633 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,014 [barking] 634 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,226 [rumbling] 635 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:41,357 [roars] 636 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,026 [screaming] 637 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:46,487 [Superman] Get! Go! 638 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,284 [barks] 639 00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,077 Get! Get outta here! 640 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,916 [whooshing] 641 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:04,756 [people shout] 642 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,132 [panting] 643 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,975 [ground crackling] 644 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,235 -[roars] -[thud] 645 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,493 [people screaming] 646 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,869 -[squeaks] -[glass cracks] 647 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,205 [straining] 648 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,166 [footsteps thudding] 649 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,710 [reporter 1] The giant animal 650 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,337 was first spotted early this morning 651 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,256 in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, 652 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,925 but it has apparently been growing. 653 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,971 [screaming] 654 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,138 [people screaming] 655 00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,268 [whimpering] 656 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,312 -Everybody okay? -[roaring] 657 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,068 Hey, buddy. Eyes up here. 658 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,074 [roars] 659 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,829 [flames roar] 660 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,508 [whistling] 661 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,354 [roars] 662 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:46,482 [hyperventilating] 663 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,443 Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna be fine. 664 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:57,952 [cheering] 665 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:01,748 [power warbles] 666 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,958 [through megaphone] Everybody, clear the area. 667 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,877 [roars] 668 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,379 He's just so cheap, like, so obnoxious. 669 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,672 You know what I mean? 670 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,132 [male reporter chatter on tv] 671 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,842 [Cat] You can afford $1,000 concert tickets... 672 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,302 Finally a bit of good news 673 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,845 amid the chaos here this morning. 674 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,972 The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. 675 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:21,184 That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl and Mr. Terrific. 676 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:23,061 They're funded by the LordTech corporation. 677 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,270 Get him! 678 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,150 [flames roar] 679 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:31,486 [Superman] Hey! 680 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,489 [straining] 681 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,701 [shrieks] 682 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,081 [shrieks] 683 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:45,416 [roars] 684 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,211 [computer chittering] 685 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,508 [shouting] 686 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,221 [growls] 687 00:34:58,304 --> 00:34:59,597 Heel, boy! [grunts] 688 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,226 [groaning] 689 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:09,398 [spheres humming] 690 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:10,983 -What's the skinny? -Its hide is tough, 691 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,944 but, uh, it's off balance. 692 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,028 I've been trying to figure out a way 693 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,196 to get it out of here alive. 694 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,323 Get it someplace where we can study it. 695 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:19,867 -Oh, come on, man. -What? 696 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,203 Go for its eyes! 697 00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,790 [shrieks] 698 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,589 -[shouts] -[creature grumbles] 699 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:42,306 My knee! Guy, help! 700 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,225 I made giant oven mitts! 701 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,686 Good for you, asshole! I'm getting blinked to death! 702 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,229 [metallic clink] 703 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,231 [roars] 704 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,654 [sound slowed, muffled] 705 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,614 [metallic clinking] 706 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:00,783 -[smashes] -[shouts] 707 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,451 [grunting] 708 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:03,744 Come on, be careful! 709 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:06,956 -[electronic warbling] -[roars] 710 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,919 [thumping] 711 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,671 [crowd] Oh! 712 00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:15,882 Good gosh! There's gotta be a better way to do this. 713 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:20,178 -[roars] -[heavy footfalls] 714 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,318 [creature groans] 715 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,323 -[beeps] -[explodes] 716 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:41,699 [creature wails] 717 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,117 [sighs, quietly] Come on. 718 00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,707 -[groans] -[screaming] 719 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:57,798 ["Superman main theme" plays] 720 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,347 [news anchor] Authorities are saying there haven't been 721 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,098 any signs yet of loss of life, 722 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,643 thanks to Metropolis hometown hero, Superman, 723 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,103 but the damage to property could be in the millions. 724 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,521 City spokespeople... 725 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,899 How's it going with that guy you were seeing? 726 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,984 You were saying you weren't sure about it? 727 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,528 Yeah. He's... 728 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,073 a little strange. 729 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:32,375 Ooh! Kaiju steaks all around, huh? 730 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,085 I was hoping we could capture it 731 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,962 and take it to an intergalactic zoo or... 732 00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,338 [helicopter whirs] 733 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,173 ...at least euthanize it less painfully. 734 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,175 Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss. 735 00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,762 'Ey! Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang! 736 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:45,805 -[scattered applause] -Not our name. 737 00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,348 It's just a working name. 738 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,849 Could very well prove to be permanent though. 739 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,018 -Probably not! -Good chance though, I'm saying. 740 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,561 [laughing] You okay? Everybody okay? 741 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,188 [Green Lantern] Just like to say thank you 742 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,482 on behalf of LordTech Industries for the opportunity-- 743 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,526 [smacking gum] 744 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,819 Why is nobody clapping? 745 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,153 [murmuring] 746 00:38:07,743 --> 00:38:08,661 Come here. 747 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,539 This has to be BS. 748 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:13,916 [scattered chatter] 749 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,167 [host] Well, they couldn't be mistaken? 750 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,752 [Luthor] Oh, no. 751 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,629 Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex. 752 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,089 Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists 753 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:22,508 have confirmed the translation 754 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,719 and 30 of the top forensic computer techs 755 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,680 have confirmed the validity of the footage itself. 756 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,181 Any chance they're mistaken? 757 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,809 Unfortunately, no. 758 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,728 -[host] You have the footage? -Yes. 759 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,729 [host] Let's take a look. 760 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,939 [Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] 761 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,275 [male translator] We love you more than heaven, our son. 762 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,068 We love you more than land. 763 00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:45,197 Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever. 764 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,616 [female translator] But hope vitalizes our hearts, 765 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,910 and that hope is you, Kal-El. 766 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,414 We have searched the universe 767 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:54,999 for a home where you can do the most good. 768 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,793 And live out Krypton's truth. 769 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,295 [male translator] That place is Earth. 770 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:00,713 I don't get it. What's bad about that? 771 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:04,216 [Kryptonian continuing, warbles] 772 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,177 [male translator] The people there are simple 773 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,012 and profoundly confused. 774 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,099 Weak of mind and spirit and body. 775 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,809 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 776 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:15,269 [male translator] Lord over the planet 777 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,812 as the last son of Krypton. 778 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,732 [Lana speaks Kryptonian] 779 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,359 [female translator] Dispatch of anyone 780 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:22,818 unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI. 781 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,198 Take as many wives as you can, 782 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,284 so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy 783 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,994 will live on in this new frontier. 784 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 785 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:36,582 [male translator] Do us proud, our beloved son. 786 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:38,334 Rule without mercy. 787 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,171 But what about all the kind acts 788 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,798 Superman has performed over the years, 789 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,716 saving countless lives? 790 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,011 No. He's grooming us. 791 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,555 Lulling us into complacency, 792 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,141 so he can dominate without resistance, 793 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,935 forging a path for his 794 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:58,437 super-powered descendants to rule the Earth. 795 00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:04,735 I will not accept that. Will you? 796 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,408 -You seem upset. -[scoffs] I'm... 797 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,369 I'm scared. 798 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:16,080 I will admit that, I am scared. 799 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:22,128 Because who knows how large his secret harem is already? 800 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:27,758 [breathing heavily] 801 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:34,473 -[muffled shouting] -[knocking] 802 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,064 [muffled shouts continue] 803 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,607 [door opens] 804 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,695 [woman] Oh, hell no! Let me in! I'm serious! 805 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,115 [warbles] 806 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,410 Dude, you got a secret harem? 807 00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:55,953 No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem. 808 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,789 If any of that message is even remotely true, 809 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,709 then you are exactly the kind of alien threat 810 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,919 I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps 811 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,504 to protect this planet against. 812 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,674 -Back off, Guy! -Oh. 813 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:11,302 -Make a move, Big Blue. -[breathing deeply] 814 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,137 Guy, relax. 815 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,182 Was the message real or not? 816 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,019 [inhales] The first half. The first half is... is real. 817 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,562 The second half was damaged 818 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:23,564 in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth. 819 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,858 -So it's-it's gotta be doctored. -No way, Clark. 820 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,027 I know these computer forensics guys. 821 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:31,405 They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure. 822 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:34,074 I'm so sorry, man, 823 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,951 but there's no way that message is fake. 824 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:37,786 Where'd they get the footage though? 825 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,503 [wind whipping] 826 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,595 Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning? 827 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,971 We're talking with the President, 828 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,307 and we are reviewing our options now. 829 00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,892 I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane. 830 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:00,559 [Lois] And if you did, when would that-- 831 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,603 You buying this? 832 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,021 I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick. 833 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:07,191 But the message is authentic. 834 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:10,945 If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. 835 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,655 I was a big Superman fan. 836 00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:13,948 I supported him all the time online and stuff, 837 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,115 but now? 838 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,575 I mean, I hope he rots in hell. 839 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:17,785 I don't care. You're supposed to get out! 840 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:18,661 [Perry] Get me some pictures. 841 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:19,662 [man] We have a deadline! 842 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:20,496 Where is he? Get there now! 843 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:21,455 Don't call me Chief. 844 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:22,998 Okay. I'm gonna do my job. 845 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:25,292 It's no wonder the Kryptonian 846 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:29,380 interfered with Boravia's interests. 847 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:34,218 Boravia wants to save the people of Jarhanpur. 848 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:37,763 And Superman wants to keep them enslaved! 849 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:43,769 [chuckles] Also, from what I hear, 850 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:49,942 he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive 851 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:54,655 and wants to add them to his secret harem. 852 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,157 -[chuckles] -[press shouting] 853 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,951 I have a question, President Ghurkos. 854 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:00,911 Thank you. 855 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:06,083 [all speaking Boravian] 856 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,225 [door creaks, closes, locks] 857 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:39,450 [beeps] 858 00:43:42,244 --> 00:43:44,371 [heavy metal music plays] 859 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:50,878 [whirring] 860 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,551 We did it, Lex! 861 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,512 I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board. 862 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,265 Oh, here. I brought you a donut. From Dough's Holes. 863 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:05,184 New shop in Park Ridge, of all places. 864 00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:08,437 The fake message, a stroke of genius. 865 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,688 It's not fake. 866 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,191 He is here to kill us. I knew it! 867 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,776 At Superman's fortress, 868 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,944 I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him. 869 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,279 Little did I know, his own parents 870 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,656 would be providing it. 871 00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:20,240 Oh. [speaks Boravian] 872 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,825 Right? Yeah. 873 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:24,370 Been thinking of opening one in my half of Jarhanpur. 874 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:29,249 -[servos whirring] -[whoosh] 875 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:35,255 Four. Four. What happened? 876 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:39,968 -I tried to protect Superman. -[exhales] 877 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,972 [electrical zapping] 878 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:46,934 How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA. 879 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,521 Must protect Superman. 880 00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:52,856 [panting] Four. 881 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:57,486 I'm sorry, friend. 882 00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,827 [panting] 883 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:09,998 Krypto? 884 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:14,336 [whistles] 885 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:16,296 Krypto! 886 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:22,678 Well, yeah, that's gonna become-- 887 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,307 -Lex, I tried to stop him. -[Luthor] It's fine, Heather. 888 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,226 Superman, we finally meet. 889 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,811 -Would you like a coffee or tea? -Where's the dog? 890 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,521 Dog? 891 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,148 The dog, Luthor! You took the dog! 892 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:35,816 That's right, Eve, get all of this. 893 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,526 -[Eve shouts] -[grunts] 894 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:42,030 -Where's the dog? -[Eve gasping] 895 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:45,909 I have no clue what you're talking about. 896 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,123 [sighs] He's just a dog. 897 00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:53,584 I don't know what dog you're talking about. 898 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,918 [muffled in mug] Ugly dog in a cape? 899 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:56,920 -What did you say? -Hmm? 900 00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:59,506 [gulps] I didn't say anything. 901 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,091 You heard what he said! 902 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,634 You heard him! He took him! 903 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,845 I mean, it seems to me, 904 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:09,016 that the only rabid animal around here is Superman. 905 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,559 Ever since the discovery 906 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:12,603 of the Kryptonian's master plan, 907 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,855 he's gone off the deep end. Thoughts, Chris? 908 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,774 Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis. 909 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,609 It's guys like this, they always got 910 00:46:18,692 --> 00:46:20,319 a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. 911 00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,154 [Cleavis] What do you mean, "guys like this?" 912 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:23,781 [Peacemaker] Thinks he's better than everybody else. 913 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:26,700 Makes this declaration he's against killing people 914 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,493 unless it's absolutely necessary. 915 00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:28,452 [phone dings] 916 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:29,453 Really, dude? 917 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:32,122 It kinda sounds like you're trying to make the guys 918 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,916 who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks. 919 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,459 -Know what I mean? -[Cleavis] Mm-hmm. 920 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,920 [Peacemaker] A lot of these guys, these... 921 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,213 heroes from the magazines, 922 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,714 -they're obsessed with me. -[sighs] 923 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,716 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are. 924 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,467 -They know they don't have-- -[tv clicks off] 925 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,469 [gas whooshing] 926 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,306 You have a dog? 927 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:53,143 No, not really. It's more of a... foster situation. 928 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,109 [Lois] Cocoa. 929 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,201 You were out there helping them? 930 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:13,163 -[whooshing] -[Hawkgirl shrieks] 931 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,207 Oh, no, that's just, uh-- 932 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:16,583 That's just some dimensional imp. 933 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,920 They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. 934 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:23,131 [blows thudding in distance] 935 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,179 You okay? 936 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,307 The footage is not what it looks like, Lois. 937 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,143 Okay. 938 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,563 The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, 939 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,023 so I only ever heard the first part of the message. 940 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,944 And I believed I knew how it ended. 941 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:47,781 That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth 942 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,491 and to be a good man. 943 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,580 I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. 944 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:58,959 I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark. 945 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,173 [distant screeching] 946 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,094 [sighs] Oh, that's really good. 947 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:13,056 [sighs] I'm sorry we fought. 948 00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:15,475 Me too. 949 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,686 But we're bound to, though. 950 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:20,022 We're so different. 951 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:23,442 I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're... 952 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:25,986 Superman. 953 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:28,488 -I'm punk rock. -You are not punk rock. 954 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,157 I like the Strangle-Fellows, 955 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,367 and the P.O.D.s and the Mighty Crabjoys. 956 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,786 Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. 957 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:37,539 The Mighty Crabjoys suck. 958 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:39,374 Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em. 959 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:45,631 My point is, I question everything and everyone. 960 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,134 You trust everyone 961 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:52,179 and think everyone you've ever met is, like... 962 00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:54,681 beautiful. 963 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,646 Maybe that's the real punk rock. 964 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,648 [chuckles] 965 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,201 Lois, what did you mean when you said 966 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,452 that you knew this would never work? 967 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:19,873 I don't know. 968 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:26,922 I'm gonna go. 969 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,049 The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, 970 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:31,093 so I'm gonna turn myself in. 971 00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:33,679 Wait, what? Why? 972 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:35,973 Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. 973 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,057 I don't know how else to find him. 974 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:38,642 It's a dog. 975 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,477 Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but... 976 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:43,063 he's out there alone. 977 00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:45,148 And he's probably scared. 978 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:49,528 -[hand lands] -[exhales] 979 00:49:54,908 --> 00:50:00,747 [warm, light music plays] 980 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:03,458 I love you, Lois. 981 00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:07,379 I probably should have told you that a long time ago. 982 00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:18,140 [whooshes] 983 00:50:19,057 --> 00:50:20,976 -[police radio chatter] -[thump] 984 00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,353 -[thuds] -[grunts] 985 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:28,066 -Is that necessary? -[restraint zips] 986 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,735 I'm coming in on my own accord. 987 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:33,613 No one read me my rights. 988 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,615 Courts decided those rights don't apply 989 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,451 to extraterrestrial organisms. 990 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,869 Therefore, at this point, Superman, 991 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:40,620 you don't have any rights to read. 992 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,372 The government is very well aware 993 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,124 of the potential limitations detaining you, 994 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,792 so we've outsourced your confinement 995 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,961 and your interrogation to PlanetWatch. 996 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,129 PlanetWatch? 997 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:50,088 [whirring] 998 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:51,715 I'm sorry about this. 999 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:53,967 [engine whirring] 1000 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,642 ["Bring Me Sunshine" by Sophie Madeline playing] 1001 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,854 ♪ Bring me sunshine Bring me love ♪ 1002 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:10,025 ♪ Bring me sunshine In your eyes ♪ 1003 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:12,110 [engine whirs] 1004 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:16,364 ♪ Bring me a rainbow From the sky ♪ 1005 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:21,828 ♪ Life's too short to be spent Having anything but fun ♪ 1006 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,997 [wind whooshing] 1007 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:27,793 ♪ We can be so content If we gather little sunbeams ♪ 1008 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,419 ♪ Be light-hearted ♪ 1009 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,171 [slams] 1010 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,672 ♪ All day long ♪ 1011 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:34,216 Hey! 1012 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,884 ♪ Keep me singing Happy songs ♪ 1013 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:37,427 [portal whirring] 1014 00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:38,678 [slams] 1015 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,435 [metallic clattering] 1016 00:51:58,365 --> 00:51:59,783 [slams] 1017 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:01,868 [Luthor] Twice in two days. What a pleasure. 1018 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:03,870 Luthor. 1019 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,082 Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. 1020 00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:10,001 Don't worry. Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type. 1021 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,129 -Kryptonian. -Eh, same diff. 1022 00:52:12,754 --> 00:52:16,675 -[whirring] -[gear clattering] 1023 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,222 [Superman] Where are we? 1024 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:23,974 [Luthor] A pocket universe. 1025 00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:26,768 I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider, 1026 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,771 tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics. 1027 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,525 I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals 1028 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:34,734 I've set up around the globe. 1029 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,153 [whistles] 1030 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:39,531 Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, 1031 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:42,284 has been called into service for a specific purpose. 1032 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:45,162 He can metamorphose into any known substance. 1033 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:49,833 Even substances foreign to this planet, like... 1034 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,628 [cracking] 1035 00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:58,925 -[Superman grunts] -...Kryptonite. 1036 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,261 [gasping] 1037 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,431 [reporter 2] Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops 1038 00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:05,932 to the Jarhanpurian border. 1039 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,684 [Jimmy] Superman's been out of commission 1040 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,811 less than a day, and already Boravia's pulling this crap? 1041 00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:12,314 -Right? -What? 1042 00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:13,815 Sorry, I'm trying to figure out 1043 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,942 how Lex Luthor's connected to all this. 1044 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,569 How's that a mystery? 1045 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:20,030 LuthorCorp sells arms to Boravia, Boravia goes to war, 1046 00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:22,616 Luthor sells more arms and gets richer than ever. 1047 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,284 -[Lois] Nope. -[Jimmy] No? 1048 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:25,577 Uh-uh. 1049 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,913 I have a connection at BodaBank. 1050 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:30,999 Boda handles the transactions between LuthorCorp and Boravia. 1051 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:32,542 Yes, LuthorCorp sold them 1052 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,377 approximately 80 billion dollars' worth of arms, 1053 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:35,712 but for those arms, 1054 00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:39,007 Boravia paid only 1.625 billion dollars. 1055 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:41,426 So Luthor gave them arms for free? For what? 1056 00:53:41,509 --> 00:53:46,097 That's the 78 billion, 375-million-dollar question. 1057 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:47,474 Have you found out where they're holding Superman? 1058 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:49,434 No one in the government'll say. 1059 00:53:49,517 --> 00:53:51,895 Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman 1060 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,648 just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarhanpur. 1061 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:55,565 Why? 1062 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,817 That's way too much sugar, Lois. 1063 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,487 I party like a rock star, choir boy. 1064 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,280 Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. 1065 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:03,657 God! 1066 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:18,672 [phone dings] 1067 00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:22,592 Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe. 1068 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:24,010 A what? 1069 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,095 I don't know what a pocket universe is. 1070 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,596 Neither does my source. 1071 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,682 They don't know anything about anything, really. 1072 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:30,725 But for sure he's in a pocket universe. 1073 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:31,935 Who's your source? 1074 00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:34,104 I can't say, but you owe me. 1075 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:35,522 Big time. 1076 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:37,190 Like... 1077 00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:41,069 I can't even tell you how big. 1078 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:46,157 I love you, Jimmy Olsen. 1079 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:47,617 -I love you. -Love you. 1080 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:48,618 [phone dings] 1081 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,288 [phone dings repeatedly] 1082 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:54,916 [dinging continues] 1083 00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:01,464 -[steam hisses] -[monkey cries] 1084 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:04,843 Just my Monkey-Bots here, farming outrage 24/7. 1085 00:55:04,926 --> 00:55:06,553 Trashing you online. 1086 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,471 [weakly] Hashtag Supershit. 1087 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,515 [shrieks] 1088 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:20,483 [inhales] Krypto. 1089 00:55:23,403 --> 00:55:25,280 [Luthor] How do you contain a super dog? 1090 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:26,823 [panting] 1091 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,658 [Luthor] You beam super squirrels into its brain. 1092 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:29,826 [panting] 1093 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,329 We'll learn what we can. 1094 00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,583 Then we'll put the varmint down. 1095 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,210 It will undoubtedly be painful. 1096 00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,714 [man] Mr. Luthor, please! I swear... 1097 00:55:42,797 --> 00:55:45,550 [Luthor] This is our private correctional institution. 1098 00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:48,094 Yeah, most cells are rented out to governments 1099 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,305 who want to keep their incarcerations 1100 00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:53,099 of political agitators private. 1101 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:55,727 Others are for more personal transgressions. 1102 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:57,687 Fleurette wrote a blog about me. 1103 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,147 -[sniffling] -There are few things I hate 1104 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:01,900 more than petty ex-girlfriends. 1105 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,110 You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you-- 1106 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,446 If we ever planned on letting you out? No. 1107 00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:07,989 [thud] 1108 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,492 [Luthor] You'd be terminated already if it was up to me. 1109 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,327 First, the government has some questions they want answered. 1110 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,578 [brake squeaks] 1111 00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:15,789 [metallic clicking] 1112 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:18,792 -[Luthor] Rex. Look who it is. -[metallic clicking] 1113 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:23,963 [baby whines] 1114 00:56:25,423 --> 00:56:27,801 -[metallic clicking] -[door slams] 1115 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,886 You be sure to keep our guest in check. 1116 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:32,180 Little Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way. 1117 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,848 [machine whines] 1118 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,642 I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. 1119 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:36,768 [low hum] 1120 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,105 [people chattering] 1121 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,482 -Hey, handsome. -[men laughing] 1122 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,361 -[men chattering, indistinct] -[sirens in distance] 1123 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:47,737 Come on over. 1124 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:02,085 -Hi! -Hey, Eve. 1125 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:03,503 Oh, sorry we had to meet here, 1126 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:05,588 but Lex is always accessing traffic cameras, 1127 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,424 so he knows where I am. 1128 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:09,300 I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship. 1129 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,885 'Cause he made a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends 1130 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,762 he had imprisoned in his pocket universe. 1131 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,347 -What? -Right? 1132 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,349 -How's your mom? -My mom? 1133 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,017 Oh, I love her so much. 1134 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,186 I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother. 1135 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,855 Oh, she feels the same way, 1136 00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:23,940 from the-the one time that you guys met. 1137 00:57:24,023 --> 00:57:25,442 -Yeah? -So, hey. Okay. 1138 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,277 -Yes. Yes. -Eve? 1139 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,736 There seems to be some sort of connection 1140 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,947 between Boravia and your boyfriend. 1141 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:32,115 -I'm not clear on what-- -Oh. 1142 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:33,241 What's wrong? 1143 00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:35,076 -[sighs] -What's "oh"? 1144 00:57:35,368 --> 00:57:36,953 I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy. 1145 00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:38,830 I do but, Eve, 1146 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:41,791 how could I even really see you with Lex still in the picture? 1147 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,543 You're just trying to get information out of me. 1148 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,295 I swear to God, that's not it. 1149 00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:47,005 I-I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, 1150 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:48,548 then maybe the two of us could-- 1151 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:49,966 Could be together again? 1152 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:56,806 [whispers] Yeah. 1153 00:57:58,683 --> 00:58:00,143 But you said my toes look like 1154 00:58:00,226 --> 00:58:01,644 someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor. 1155 00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,813 You have unconventional toes. Who cares? 1156 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:04,939 There's other parts of you that people would 1157 00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:06,858 find very attractive. 1158 00:58:06,941 --> 00:58:08,651 Lex tortured a dog the other day. 1159 00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,362 -Jesus Christ! -I know. 1160 00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:13,198 -I have to go. -Eve. 1161 00:58:14,073 --> 00:58:15,366 Please see what you can find out. 1162 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,786 -[both whispering] Okay. -Yes! Yes! 1163 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:21,206 Okay. 1164 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,293 I'm-I'm putting 'em in my pocket. 1165 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:26,920 [kisses] Okay. 1166 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:32,759 [cries] 1167 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:39,307 [gasps] Joseph. He's your son? 1168 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:40,308 Don't talk to me. 1169 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:41,851 Please. 1170 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,645 [gasps] 1171 00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:47,190 I could fly over and get him if you just-- [panting] 1172 00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:48,650 if you'd stop with the Kryptonite. 1173 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:50,860 There's no way out of here, okay? So, just... 1174 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,654 -There's always a way. -I said don't talk to me! 1175 00:58:52,737 --> 00:58:54,072 [screams] 1176 00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:54,822 I told you. 1177 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,033 [flesh sizzling] 1178 00:58:57,116 --> 00:58:58,493 Don't talk to me! 1179 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:08,753 [heroic music] 1180 00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:09,963 [Guy] Yeah, so what do you want me to do? 1181 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:11,506 Where's the creamer? 1182 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:13,049 [Hawkgirl] On the counter, where it always is. 1183 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:16,177 He's in your group, right? The, um, uh-- 1184 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:18,137 -What's it called, again? -The Justice Gang. 1185 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:19,639 -No. -We're not called that. 1186 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,266 Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. 1187 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:22,767 You don't get a vote with a name like that. 1188 00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,811 I also voted against it. 1189 00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:27,897 Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. 1190 00:59:27,981 --> 00:59:29,941 No, Superman is not officially a member. 1191 00:59:30,024 --> 00:59:31,025 Because you don't want him to vote. 1192 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:31,901 You know which way that would go. 1193 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,152 Shut up. He's kidding. 1194 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:36,030 So, how do you even know Superman anyway? 1195 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,284 I... just... do. 1196 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:40,868 So you know about the hypno-glasses? 1197 00:59:40,952 --> 00:59:42,662 Now she does. 1198 00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:45,540 I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses. 1199 00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:46,541 They make his face... 1200 00:59:46,624 --> 00:59:47,792 Terrific, how do they work? 1201 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,210 They make his face look different 1202 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:50,795 in your brain when he wears them. 1203 00:59:50,878 --> 00:59:51,879 So that you don't know who he is. 1204 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,798 Yes, I know this, first of all. 1205 00:59:53,881 --> 00:59:55,592 But, second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this 1206 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,094 in case I don't know who he is. 1207 00:59:58,177 --> 00:59:59,512 So, you know he's Clark Kent? 1208 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,473 Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? 1209 01:00:02,557 --> 01:00:05,935 He doesn't. Just us because we are also of the cloth. 1210 01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,354 "Of the cloth?" 1211 01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:13,318 -What are we gonna do? -About what? 1212 01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:16,404 Superman! He's your friend! 1213 01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:18,740 Some friend. Came here to rule over me? 1214 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:20,617 It would be difficult to find him. 1215 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:24,871 I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream. 1216 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,539 You can see where his trail ends 1217 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,416 abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, 1218 01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:31,210 a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down. 1219 01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:33,838 Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there. 1220 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,465 So, all this leads me to believe, 1221 01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:36,883 as your article surmised, 1222 01:00:36,966 --> 01:00:38,134 he really is in a pocket universe. 1223 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:39,927 [keyboard clacking] 1224 01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:42,555 You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream? 1225 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,265 Oh, I do that to everybody. 1226 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:47,352 So, okay. Come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then. 1227 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:48,978 The four of us, and find out what's going on. 1228 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,980 And then do what? 1229 01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:53,358 Save him. 1230 01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,234 You wanna break a federally 1231 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,153 incarcerated prisoner out of jail? 1232 01:00:57,236 --> 01:00:58,988 Look, I think this is being done 1233 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,115 to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion. 1234 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,701 No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. 1235 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:06,162 That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics. 1236 01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:07,372 Oh, that's part of the vows? 1237 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:08,998 It's implied. Yeah. 1238 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,625 An implied vow? 1239 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,751 Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, 1240 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:12,794 he says it's part of some vow. 1241 01:01:12,877 --> 01:01:14,420 Oh, I swear to God. 1242 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,381 I am two seconds away from forming a giant hammer, 1243 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:17,840 and beating you both to death. 1244 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:20,760 Is Supes here to take over the world? 1245 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,303 I don't know. Probably not. 1246 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,222 But the risk is just not worth the beef 1247 01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:26,432 between the US government and the Justice Gang. 1248 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:28,267 Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys. 1249 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,436 But I agree with the rest. 1250 01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:32,939 So you're just gonna let your friend rot 1251 01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:34,691 in a pocket universe? 1252 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:40,905 [exhales] 1253 01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:42,198 [papers rustle] 1254 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:44,409 [exhales] 1255 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:50,248 That haircut should be against your vows. 1256 01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:51,374 That what? 1257 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:54,168 That what should be what? 1258 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:57,839 I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise. 1259 01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:00,842 [alarm chirps] 1260 01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:04,470 Hey! 1261 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,306 [wind whistling] 1262 01:02:07,598 --> 01:02:08,516 What? 1263 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,768 I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but... 1264 01:02:11,769 --> 01:02:13,479 ...I think we can at least check out what's going on 1265 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:15,273 with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer. 1266 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:16,107 He's not-- 1267 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,568 We're just seeing each other. 1268 01:02:19,610 --> 01:02:20,445 But thanks. 1269 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:21,904 You want me to drive? 1270 01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:25,408 We'll take my ride. 1271 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:27,577 [chirps] 1272 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,038 [garage door whirs] 1273 01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:39,505 [Mr. Terrific clears throat] 1274 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,430 You have a flying saucer, 1275 01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,390 but you couldn't get a faster garage door? 1276 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,642 I haven't worked on that yet. 1277 01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:56,314 I'm not even sure how I feel. Honestly. 1278 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,233 -What? -About Clark. 1279 01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:01,235 He's not my boyfriend. 1280 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:03,029 We've actually just been seeing each other... 1281 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,655 -Yeah, lady, just to be clear, -...for a couple of months-- 1282 01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:06,115 I'm not into people's emotions. 1283 01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:07,825 Yeah, no, totally. 1284 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,619 I'm just thinking out loud. 1285 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,788 I was gonna break up with him, actually. 1286 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,664 I mean, we had this huge fight, 1287 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:15,958 and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't... 1288 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:24,342 [engine blasts] 1289 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,386 -[Luthor] Q and A time, alien. -[banging] 1290 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:33,476 Today we have a special guest. 1291 01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:36,479 -[man panting] -I'm familiar with him. 1292 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:42,443 And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert. 1293 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,028 That is a lie! 1294 01:03:44,111 --> 01:03:46,405 No, not Vasil. He's just here as an observer. 1295 01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:51,327 [gasps] Mali. 1296 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:55,665 Now, the US government has a few questions for you. 1297 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,626 Luthor, I barely know him. He gave me food one time. 1298 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:01,671 Who are you working with here on Earth? 1299 01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:03,214 [barrel spins] 1300 01:04:03,297 --> 01:04:04,841 [Superman] I'm not working with anyone, Luthor. 1301 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:06,259 [Mali] Don't tell him nothing, Superman. 1302 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:07,552 I have no family or nothing. 1303 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,095 Luthor, don't do this. 1304 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,555 You eating my food was a great honor, Superman. 1305 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:11,556 [empty chamber clicks] 1306 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:13,140 -Ooh. -No. 1307 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:14,475 -Got lucky on that one. -[Superman] No, please. 1308 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,185 [laughs] 1309 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:18,020 No, Luthor, don't do this. Please. 1310 01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,189 Let's try another question, shall we, Superman? 1311 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:22,733 -Luthor, don't do this. -Who raised you as a child? 1312 01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:24,402 -I can't. -I believe in you, Superman! 1313 01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:25,528 -No! -Don't tell him-- 1314 01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:27,113 [gunshot] 1315 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,448 [body thuds] 1316 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:32,326 [screams] 1317 01:04:36,455 --> 01:04:38,124 I didn't imagine that would go so quickly. 1318 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:41,669 [chuckles] I'm sorry, it's... 1319 01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:43,004 [laughs] 1320 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:45,923 Mr. Handsome. 1321 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:49,760 I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with, 1322 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,137 and I'll kill them too. 1323 01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,599 Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with. 1324 01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:57,435 Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. 1325 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:02,398 [quiet crying] 1326 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,069 [crying intensifies] 1327 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:11,282 No, no, no, no. 1328 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:15,870 [ship engine whirring] 1329 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:17,872 ["5 Years Time" by Noah and the Whale playing] 1330 01:05:17,955 --> 01:05:19,749 ♪ ...over me and you ♪ 1331 01:05:19,832 --> 01:05:21,792 ♪ And there'll be love In the bodies ♪ 1332 01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:23,878 ♪ Of the elephants too ♪ 1333 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:25,880 ♪ And I'll put my hands Over your eyes ♪ 1334 01:05:25,963 --> 01:05:27,506 ♪ But you'll peep through ♪ 1335 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,259 [engine slowing] 1336 01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,388 [stairs clatter] 1337 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:39,727 ♪ And there'll be sun, sun, sun All over our faces ♪ 1338 01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,812 [spheres warble] 1339 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,606 [raptor 1] Restricted area, pal! 1340 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,650 Get back to your vehicle and get out of here! 1341 01:05:46,275 --> 01:05:47,777 [raptor 2] Whoa! What do we got here? 1342 01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,320 [raptor 3] Hey! You see this guy? 1343 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,864 Unbelievable. 1344 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,282 -[raptor 1] Hey! -Um... 1345 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:54,533 [raptor 3] You at the wrong address, bro. 1346 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:55,743 That's his path. 1347 01:05:55,826 --> 01:05:57,370 DNA trail leads to that tent. 1348 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:58,746 [raptor 4] Keep moving, clown. 1349 01:05:58,829 --> 01:05:59,914 Isn't that one of those Justice guys? 1350 01:05:59,997 --> 01:06:01,207 It's just the smart one. 1351 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,210 Hey! You heard the man. 1352 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:07,797 I am giving you one last chance to stop! 1353 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,674 I was just about to say the same to you. 1354 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:11,425 -[music continues] -Fire! 1355 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:15,429 ♪ It was fun, fun, fun Oh, it was fun ♪ 1356 01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:18,307 ["5 Years Time" continues] 1357 01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:20,059 [raptor 1] Fall back! Fall back! 1358 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:21,727 Get out of the way! 1359 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,813 Cover me! 1360 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:26,148 [shouts] 1361 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,901 Flank right! [groans] 1362 01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:32,154 ♪ And she'll say ♪ 1363 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,699 ♪ "Yeah, well, I feel All pretty happy too ♪ 1364 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:36,867 ♪ And I'm always pretty happy ♪ 1365 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:39,036 ♪ When I'm just Kicking back with you" ♪ 1366 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:43,124 ♪ And it'll be love, love, love All through our bodies ♪ 1367 01:06:43,207 --> 01:06:45,418 ♪ And love, love, love ♪ 1368 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:47,003 -[raptor] Look out! -♪ All through our minds ♪ 1369 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,671 [blasting] 1370 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:51,298 ♪ Love, love, love All over her face ♪ 1371 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,592 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1372 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,302 ♪ All over mine ♪ 1373 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:56,762 ♪ Although admittedly All these moments ♪ 1374 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,681 ♪ Are just in my head ♪ 1375 01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:02,685 ♪ I'll be thinking about them As I'm lying in bed ♪ 1376 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:06,480 ♪ And I know that admittedly It might not even come true ♪ 1377 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:10,860 ♪ But in my mind I'm havin' A pretty good time with you ♪ 1378 01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:14,196 [panting] 1379 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,198 [music continues quietly] 1380 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,575 Holy shit. 1381 01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:26,042 ["5 Years Time" fades out] 1382 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,503 Unbelievable. 1383 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,048 That jackass did create a pocket universe. 1384 01:07:32,965 --> 01:07:34,759 [Lois] And that's... bad? 1385 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:36,927 [Mr. Terrific] When creating a pocket universe, 1386 01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:39,096 if you are just one picometer off, 1387 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:42,058 you will have a black hole where Earth used to be. 1388 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,226 And every time you enter or exit, 1389 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,145 you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality. 1390 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,397 You're kidding. 1391 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:49,440 It's the type of reckless science 1392 01:07:49,523 --> 01:07:51,525 Lex Luthor specializes in. 1393 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,902 What are they doing? 1394 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,695 [Mr. Terrific] They're trying to hack it. 1395 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:56,947 So, I guess you decided to help. 1396 01:07:58,657 --> 01:08:00,576 Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern. 1397 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:03,871 Thanks. [sighs] 1398 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:06,290 [ragged breath] 1399 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,711 [sobbing] 1400 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,380 He just killed that poor guy. 1401 01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:17,510 [grunting] Mali. His name was Mali. 1402 01:08:17,968 --> 01:08:20,721 And I didn't... I-- I didn't... 1403 01:08:22,014 --> 01:08:23,474 [quietly] I didn't do anything. 1404 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,773 You said you can get to my son, right? 1405 01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:35,152 [grunting, panting] 1406 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:46,122 [crackling] 1407 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:53,003 [gasps, coughing] 1408 01:08:56,006 --> 01:09:00,261 [panting] Ooh. 1409 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:05,766 [grunts, pants, exhales] 1410 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,646 Why are you still gross-looking? 1411 01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:12,690 [exhales] I don't know. 1412 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:14,733 I thought that... 1413 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,820 It must be the sun. 1414 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:20,573 What are you-- What sun? There's no sun here. 1415 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,533 That's the problem. I need to heal. 1416 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:25,536 [grunts] I get my powers from the yellow sun. 1417 01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:27,705 Just... give me a second. 1418 01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:33,169 Come on! 1419 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,171 [whirring] 1420 01:09:37,047 --> 01:09:39,133 Hell, yeah. We're in. 1421 01:09:44,805 --> 01:09:46,807 [heavy metallic rattle] 1422 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,313 [rattles] 1423 01:09:58,110 --> 01:10:01,155 Whoa! An antiproton river. 1424 01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,615 [rumbling] 1425 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,120 -Do we rappel? -Rappel? 1426 01:10:08,787 --> 01:10:10,080 Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel 1427 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,665 into a pocket universe? 1428 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,125 I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your... 1429 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:14,501 circles or something. 1430 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:15,753 -Circles? -What? 1431 01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:17,379 -T-spheres. -Okay. 1432 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,881 They're three-dimensional. Circles are flat. 1433 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466 Sorry. 1434 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:24,053 [scoffs] Unbelievable. 1435 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:26,931 This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, 1436 01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,391 and that antiproton river will tear us apart in seconds. 1437 01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:31,268 We cannot go in ourselves. 1438 01:10:32,603 --> 01:10:33,646 Copy. 1439 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,773 I can't make a sun. 1440 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:37,900 I know. 1441 01:10:37,983 --> 01:10:40,527 I can only make something kind of like a sun. 1442 01:10:41,028 --> 01:10:42,738 -What? -All right. 1443 01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:44,740 Okay. 1444 01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:47,952 Okay, we got hydrogen, and deuterium. 1445 01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:50,454 And we got helium. 1446 01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:51,997 -And compression, obviously. -What are you doing? 1447 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,166 Hey! Hey, no, no. Stop! 1448 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,418 Enough! You're, you're gonna get all of us in trouble! 1449 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,337 Hey, bro, what are you doing? Stop that! 1450 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,880 He's doing something in here! 1451 01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:02,508 Guards! Guards! He's doing something! 1452 01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:04,260 No, you are not going to take credit for this. 1453 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:05,427 I am the one that saw it first. 1454 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,762 Oh, take a hike, Barbie! 1455 01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:08,097 -I'm getting the credit for it! -Barbie? 1456 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,390 These two are gonna get us killed! 1457 01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:10,808 Guards! Guards! 1458 01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:13,477 -Raptors! Raptors! -In here! Guards! Guards! 1459 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,521 I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see! 1460 01:11:15,604 --> 01:11:18,816 [solar flames roar] 1461 01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:26,740 [T-spheres warble] 1462 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:30,035 [energy pulsing] 1463 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:43,173 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1464 01:11:51,890 --> 01:11:52,933 [groans] 1465 01:11:54,893 --> 01:11:55,936 Joey! 1466 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,106 [coos] 1467 01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:00,566 You have to take him. 1468 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:02,901 I can't carry him when I change forms. 1469 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,361 [panting] 1470 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,785 [boots squealing] 1471 01:12:12,786 --> 01:12:14,747 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no! Krypto! Krypto! 1472 01:12:15,664 --> 01:12:17,291 -Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! -[whimpering] 1473 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:19,418 You're gonna squash the baby. Stop! 1474 01:12:21,295 --> 01:12:23,172 What do you see? Did you find him? 1475 01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,216 Oh, my God! What is that? 1476 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,926 Portal's been open too long. 1477 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,803 We can't stand here much longer. 1478 01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:34,183 Aw, you look like shit. 1479 01:12:34,266 --> 01:12:35,726 I'm fine. [panting] 1480 01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:37,436 I think we need to get to those portals up there. 1481 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,772 Uh, right. How do we... 1482 01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:41,273 -[baby coos] -...work them? 1483 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,441 [panting] I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 1484 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:43,525 Yeah. 1485 01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:46,111 [thud] 1486 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,029 [Rex] Joey! 1487 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743 -[grunts] -[baby cries] 1488 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:57,790 -[Superman groans] -[baby whines] 1489 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,216 [cries] 1490 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,303 Kill him! He's still weak! 1491 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:14,223 [shouts] 1492 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:16,892 [shrieks] 1493 01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:20,145 [baby cries] 1494 01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:23,399 All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage. 1495 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:24,691 [bubbling] 1496 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,610 What are you gonna do, splash us? 1497 01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:27,694 [raptors laugh] 1498 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:30,447 Yes. With fluoroantimonic acid. 1499 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,785 [all shouting] 1500 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,539 [screaming] 1501 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:43,710 [weapons whirring] 1502 01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:50,384 [lasers blasting] 1503 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,430 -[rock crumbling] -[Lois grunting] 1504 01:13:54,888 --> 01:13:56,432 [panting] Do you have him? 1505 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,143 -Hot damn. -[Lois] What? 1506 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:00,644 [Mr. Terrific] It's a flying dog. 1507 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,731 -Uh-oh. -What? 1508 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:06,692 [groaning] 1509 01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,026 Come on, come on! 1510 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:10,446 No, no, no! No! 1511 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,905 [laser blasts continue] 1512 01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:21,623 [raptor shouts] 1513 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:26,753 [cries] 1514 01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:34,219 [Superman] Black hole! 1515 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:38,724 [whistles] 1516 01:14:39,349 --> 01:14:40,142 [whines] 1517 01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:43,061 Oh, boy! 1518 01:14:44,938 --> 01:14:46,482 Krypto! Come here, boy! 1519 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,900 I can't get out of this! 1520 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,401 Krypto! 1521 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:51,695 It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it! 1522 01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:52,613 Pull us out! 1523 01:14:53,697 --> 01:14:55,324 Krypto! Come! 1524 01:14:57,576 --> 01:14:59,786 -[baby cries, coos] -Stop it! Krypto! Help us out! 1525 01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:01,413 Bad boy! 1526 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:04,875 Rex! 1527 01:15:06,376 --> 01:15:07,211 Joey! 1528 01:15:17,554 --> 01:15:19,681 [men straining] 1529 01:15:21,391 --> 01:15:23,519 [whooshing] 1530 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:30,442 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1531 01:15:39,409 --> 01:15:41,578 [grunts] 1532 01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:44,581 -[baby coos] -[sighs] 1533 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:48,585 Man, you are so weird. 1534 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,505 [power hums] 1535 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,132 -Do you have him? -Them. 1536 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,551 Superman, a mean dog in a cape, 1537 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,844 a weird baby, and a squiggle man. 1538 01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,346 What? 1539 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:03,642 -Terrific? -Follow me! 1540 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,230 -[T-sphere hums] -[barking] 1541 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,691 [Superman] Krypto! No! Leave it! 1542 01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:14,111 [crumbling] 1543 01:16:16,446 --> 01:16:17,614 [whooshes] 1544 01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:21,535 [metallic creaking] 1545 01:16:21,618 --> 01:16:23,495 [Lois shouts] 1546 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:27,207 [growling] 1547 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,042 Are you kidding me? 1548 01:16:30,794 --> 01:16:32,546 -[growls] -Those things aren't cheap! 1549 01:16:33,630 --> 01:16:35,257 [barks, growls] 1550 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,010 [exhales] 1551 01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:40,178 [Rex] Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 1552 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,972 -[coos] -Hey, buddy. 1553 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:47,269 -Hey. Hey. -[panting] 1554 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,525 -[weakly] You came to get me. -Yeah. 1555 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,571 -[Lois panting] -[Superman grunts] 1556 01:16:57,654 --> 01:17:00,657 There's more people... being held prisoner in there. 1557 01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:02,200 We gotta go get 'em. 1558 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,869 -[Lois] Whoa. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1559 01:17:03,952 --> 01:17:06,330 Not through here, you can't. Not with you like this. 1560 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,123 [Mr. Terrific] Clark, what the-- 1561 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:09,583 -[Superman panting] -It's Kryptonite poisoning. 1562 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,295 He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. 1563 01:17:13,378 --> 01:17:16,048 Get him someplace safe. Take the T-craft. 1564 01:17:16,381 --> 01:17:19,009 The controls are easy and intuitive. 1565 01:17:19,092 --> 01:17:21,136 I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. 1566 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,489 -[thumps] -[quietly] Okay... okay. 1567 01:17:41,281 --> 01:17:42,908 -Okay. -[controls beeping] 1568 01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:45,702 Okay. 1569 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:48,246 No. Dog? Dog, I really need to-- 1570 01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:50,499 No. Dog, I really need you to-- 1571 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:52,793 Come on. [grunts] 1572 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:57,339 -Okay. Intuitive. -[controls beeping] 1573 01:17:57,631 --> 01:17:59,174 Yeah. For sure. 1574 01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:01,134 [whirring] 1575 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,135 Okay. 1576 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:03,428 That's it. 1577 01:18:04,554 --> 01:18:06,640 [panting] 1578 01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:08,558 -[engine roars] -Whoa! 1579 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,896 [growling] 1580 01:18:15,982 --> 01:18:16,983 Pick that up! 1581 01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:20,278 [shutter clicking] 1582 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:23,156 Eve! Get out of here, you idiot! 1583 01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:27,536 -Go! -[grunts] 1584 01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,496 [Luthor] Move! 1585 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,500 How the hell could he have gotten free? Hmm? 1586 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,586 [clatters] 1587 01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:38,255 [Luthor] We need to find him. 1588 01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:42,008 [phone vibrates] 1589 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:45,137 Eve? 1590 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,681 Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy. [crying] 1591 01:18:47,764 --> 01:18:49,266 Oh, um... 1592 01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:52,269 I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. 1593 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:53,520 What? Where? 1594 01:18:53,603 --> 01:18:55,063 [gasps] Oh, I have it right here. 1595 01:18:58,316 --> 01:19:00,944 How dare he throw a pencil at me? 1596 01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:04,865 He's gonna regret harming me for the rest of his life. 1597 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:07,325 Such a jerk. 1598 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,495 [panting] 1599 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:15,083 But if I send you this, Jimmy... 1600 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:17,669 [exhales] Uh-huh. 1601 01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:23,300 You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend. 1602 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,635 [sniffles] Just the two of us. 1603 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:30,974 Uh... 1604 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,563 -Okay. -Yeah? Okay! Yay! 1605 01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,026 Uh-huh. How, uh... How long? 1606 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,446 -All weekend. -[shouts] All weekend? 1607 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,323 [Eve] Oh, my God, Jimmy! 1608 01:19:46,406 --> 01:19:48,617 I'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your life! 1609 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:51,244 No, it's not an imposition, I-- 1610 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,871 I can tell you don't really think so. 1611 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:55,373 -[door slams] -[screams] 1612 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,584 -No, no, no, no, no-- -Eve? 1613 01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:11,807 Come on, Eve. 1614 01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:17,354 [whirring] 1615 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:26,863 -[winding down] -[Martha grunts] 1616 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:29,199 I'm-- I'm Martha. This is Jon. 1617 01:20:29,282 --> 01:20:31,993 -I'm Lois. Hi. -[Martha] Lois. 1618 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:40,085 Here, son. 1619 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,046 Hi, Ma. 1620 01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:45,757 Ma, they sent me here to rule over everyone. 1621 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:47,801 They sent me here to kill people. 1622 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,387 Clark, that ain't-- that ain't... 1623 01:20:51,555 --> 01:20:54,224 [panting] 1624 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:05,610 [warm, light music playing] 1625 01:21:15,495 --> 01:21:18,957 Is our boy gonna be okay? 1626 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,419 Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes. 1627 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,506 Don't mind him, Lois. 1628 01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:29,551 He's just a big ol' mush. 1629 01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:32,053 Especially when it comes to Clark. 1630 01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,897 [phone vibrates] 1631 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:50,739 [Lois] This girl is obsessed with you? 1632 01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:51,740 [Jimmy] Uh-huh. 1633 01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,075 How do you do it, Jimmy? 1634 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:55,744 Look, I didn't even want to bother you, 1635 01:21:55,827 --> 01:21:57,537 but you told me to call with anything I got, so I-- 1636 01:21:57,621 --> 01:21:59,497 Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line. 1637 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:01,541 I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet. 1638 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,543 -She does that a lot. -[sighs] 1639 01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:06,796 Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are-- 1640 01:22:18,725 --> 01:22:20,685 Your hot ex is a genius. 1641 01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:22,896 -Hot? -We have to talk to Perry. 1642 01:22:22,979 --> 01:22:24,481 I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? 1643 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:30,570 [raptor] Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? 1644 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:33,114 She has to be the biggest idiot in the world. 1645 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,117 Lex, he just told you, the portal was destroyed! 1646 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:36,826 The dimensional aperture is still there... 1647 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,328 Syd, tell him! 1648 01:22:38,411 --> 01:22:39,329 ...which we can open remotely, so open it. 1649 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:41,247 It is not... safe! 1650 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:42,999 We can close the aperture later 1651 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,709 by inputting the coordinates, correct? 1652 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,127 -Theoretically. -Great! 1653 01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:51,007 If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out. 1654 01:23:02,018 --> 01:23:08,400 [alarm buzzing] 1655 01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:10,986 [typing] 1656 01:23:11,069 --> 01:23:12,696 But Lex, that could tear 1657 01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:15,281 a dimensional rift into the surrounding area! 1658 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:17,158 This is something you think I don't know? 1659 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:21,329 [rumbling] 1660 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:24,666 -That shouldn't happen. -Oh, you don't say! 1661 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,753 -Can you... Can you stop it? -Can I stop it? 1662 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,507 [rumbling] 1663 01:23:35,051 --> 01:23:39,222 This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe. 1664 01:23:39,472 --> 01:23:41,850 [Luthor] There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. 1665 01:23:44,310 --> 01:23:46,021 Now we know where he'll be next. 1666 01:23:50,066 --> 01:23:52,694 -[birds tweeting] -[rooster crows] 1667 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:06,124 -[tail thumping] -[Krypto sniffing] 1668 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:09,461 [rooster crows] 1669 01:24:11,963 --> 01:24:13,923 [mooing] 1670 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:21,389 [sniffing] 1671 01:24:23,349 --> 01:24:24,225 [barks playfully] 1672 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,315 Thought you was out here. [sighs] 1673 01:24:31,775 --> 01:24:32,901 Hey, Pa. 1674 01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:36,404 [chuckles] Never seen you sleep that long. 1675 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:46,081 Last week me, Ma, Hector and them, 1676 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,375 we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos 1677 01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:51,044 down in Luttus. 1678 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,881 Like the one that used to be out by that old, uh, blue barn, 1679 01:24:54,964 --> 01:24:56,508 out on that I-9, you remember that? 1680 01:24:57,842 --> 01:25:01,805 -Mm-hmm. -Burritos still just as good. 1681 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:09,229 That Louanne, she-- she seems nice. 1682 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,065 -It's Lois. -Hmm? 1683 01:25:12,398 --> 01:25:13,608 Her name's Lois. 1684 01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:15,777 But yeah, she's... she's nice. 1685 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:20,156 But you don't seem quite yourself. 1686 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:25,036 Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, 1687 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,288 I had never heard the second half before. 1688 01:25:28,039 --> 01:25:32,335 Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to mean 1689 01:25:32,418 --> 01:25:34,379 says a whole lot more about you 1690 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,382 than what anyone meant for it to mean. 1691 01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:38,925 Pa, you don't understand. 1692 01:25:42,595 --> 01:25:44,430 I'm not who I thought I was. 1693 01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,646 They sent me here to hurt people. 1694 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:54,524 Parents aren't for telling their children 1695 01:25:54,607 --> 01:25:55,942 who they're supposed to be. 1696 01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,280 We are here to give y'aII tools, 1697 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:02,365 help you make fools of yourselves 1698 01:26:02,448 --> 01:26:04,951 all on your own. 1699 01:26:10,331 --> 01:26:11,124 No. 1700 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:16,546 Your choices, Clark. 1701 01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:19,257 Your actions. 1702 01:26:21,467 --> 01:26:25,388 That's what makes you who you are. 1703 01:26:27,348 --> 01:26:28,725 I'll tell you something, son. 1704 01:26:30,476 --> 01:26:31,811 I couldn't be... 1705 01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,860 [sniffs] ...more proud of you. 1706 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:43,239 [sniffs] 1707 01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:48,203 [screen door creaks] 1708 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,746 [Martha] Ol' mush. 1709 01:26:50,413 --> 01:26:52,582 Clark, there's something on the box you might wanna see. 1710 01:26:56,419 --> 01:26:57,795 [reporter 3] And over in Eastern Europe, 1711 01:26:57,879 --> 01:26:59,547 Boravian troops gather at the border, 1712 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,216 seemingly mere minutes away 1713 01:27:01,299 --> 01:27:03,551 from invading Jarhanpur once again. 1714 01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:05,386 [reporter 4] Now, nearby villagers are willing 1715 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,055 and ready to defend their country, 1716 01:27:07,138 --> 01:27:10,683 despite the exponentially superior firepower 1717 01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,435 of the well-trained Boravian military. 1718 01:27:12,518 --> 01:27:17,649 [people shouting] 1719 01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:19,609 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1720 01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:28,910 [reporter 4] The villagers cling onto 1721 01:27:28,993 --> 01:27:30,620 what little hope they have left, 1722 01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:32,830 as they're surrounded by the military. 1723 01:27:33,164 --> 01:27:34,499 [reporter 3] Boravian president, 1724 01:27:34,582 --> 01:27:36,209 Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion 1725 01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:37,794 is to protect the Jarhanpurian people 1726 01:27:37,877 --> 01:27:39,087 from a tyrannical government. 1727 01:27:48,012 --> 01:27:50,890 Superman! Superman! 1728 01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:54,102 Superman! Superman! 1729 01:27:54,185 --> 01:27:56,354 Superman! Superman! 1730 01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:59,065 Superman! Superman! 1731 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:01,484 Superman! Superman! 1732 01:28:01,567 --> 01:28:05,071 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1733 01:28:05,154 --> 01:28:09,117 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1734 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,247 [reporter 3] Without Superman here to stop it this time, 1735 01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:17,125 the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope. 1736 01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:20,336 I cleaned your boots. I'll go get 'em for you. 1737 01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:21,879 [T-sphere warbles] 1738 01:28:21,963 --> 01:28:23,256 [Mr. Terrific] Superman. 1739 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,008 We need you here in Metropolis now. 1740 01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:26,467 I have to get to Boravia, Terrific. 1741 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,845 There won't be a Boravia, or a Metropolis, 1742 01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:30,930 or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon. 1743 01:28:31,014 --> 01:28:32,390 [rumbling] 1744 01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:33,683 This rift is about to tear into the city. 1745 01:28:33,766 --> 01:28:36,311 I can't stop it. I need your help. 1746 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,190 [woman, through PA] All Metropolis citizens. 1747 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:43,818 -This is a mandatory evacuation. -[helicopter blades whirring] 1748 01:28:43,901 --> 01:28:46,863 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1749 01:28:48,823 --> 01:28:51,409 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1750 01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:55,079 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1751 01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:00,293 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1752 01:29:00,376 --> 01:29:03,004 [horns honking] 1753 01:29:07,592 --> 01:29:09,427 [Steve] Yeah, I'm sure she's scared, but find her. 1754 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:10,678 Yeah, we're all equally scared. 1755 01:29:11,554 --> 01:29:13,306 Come on, just put her on. 1756 01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:16,309 Please, Juanita, can you put Persephone on the phone? 1757 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:19,645 Yes, she will care! Cats know the sound of your voice! 1758 01:29:19,729 --> 01:29:22,065 So, I was able to connect with our contact at BodaBank. 1759 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:23,816 Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos 1760 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:26,110 for pennies on the dollar for years. 1761 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,738 -Why, you ask? -I do ask why. 1762 01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:32,200 He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. 1763 01:29:32,283 --> 01:29:33,868 You're kidding. 1764 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:35,870 At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies. 1765 01:29:35,953 --> 01:29:37,872 But in the background of the shots 1766 01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:39,791 are maps, contracts, 1767 01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:42,293 all kinds of documents chronicling Boravia's agreement 1768 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,045 to cede half of the country to Lex Luthor 1769 01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:45,838 once the invasion is complete. 1770 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,298 He wants to make himself king. 1771 01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:49,634 -King? -King. 1772 01:29:50,051 --> 01:29:51,844 Should we really still be standing here? 1773 01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:54,597 Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? 1774 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,475 -Yup. -Grant. Troupe. 1775 01:29:57,558 --> 01:29:59,060 -Come on. -[Lois] Grab the board, Jimmy. 1776 01:29:59,143 --> 01:30:02,063 -How many does it hold? -Five, or six. Six. 1777 01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:05,608 -Okay. Lombard, you too. -[gasps] Oh, thank you. 1778 01:30:05,691 --> 01:30:07,944 Why the hell would Lex want half a desert? 1779 01:30:08,027 --> 01:30:09,612 His cultish acolytes believe he's gonna create 1780 01:30:09,695 --> 01:30:11,197 a technologically advanced utopia. 1781 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,448 Utopia? 1782 01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:13,783 There's a profit factor as well. 1783 01:30:13,866 --> 01:30:15,535 I mean, the petroleum deposits alone 1784 01:30:15,618 --> 01:30:17,203 are worth multiples of his investment. 1785 01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:18,579 [Jimmy] Whatever his motives are, 1786 01:30:18,663 --> 01:30:19,914 we know Luthor did everything he could 1787 01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:21,207 to ruin Superman's reputation. 1788 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:22,792 [Lois] Eve's photos show 1789 01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,919 he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam. 1790 01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:26,254 [Jimmy] And all the bots stirring up 1791 01:30:26,337 --> 01:30:28,131 anti-Superman sentiment online. 1792 01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:31,050 [Lois] Mr. Terrific believes Luthor is also behind 1793 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:33,553 the spreading rift between universes out there. 1794 01:30:33,636 --> 01:30:35,555 All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman 1795 01:30:35,638 --> 01:30:37,849 from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief. 1796 01:30:38,349 --> 01:30:40,935 Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast. 1797 01:30:44,522 --> 01:30:46,399 [ship whirs] 1798 01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,651 -Buckle up, kids. -Why don't I have a seat? 1799 01:30:48,734 --> 01:30:50,570 -Jimmy, will you transcribe? -Uh-huh. 1800 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,905 -[boom] -[Steve shouts] 1801 01:30:54,323 --> 01:30:55,533 [thud] 1802 01:30:55,616 --> 01:30:56,617 [cement, bricks rattle] 1803 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:58,911 [Steve] Oh, God! 1804 01:31:00,413 --> 01:31:02,206 [all shouting] 1805 01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:04,167 [engine whirs] 1806 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:06,043 [Lois] The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information 1807 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,129 proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in league 1808 01:31:08,212 --> 01:31:10,339 with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos. 1809 01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:12,341 [rumbling] 1810 01:31:18,347 --> 01:31:19,932 Clark, are you close? 1811 01:31:20,016 --> 01:31:21,559 It's about to hit Metropolis, 1812 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:22,935 and my codes are not shutting it down. 1813 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:25,271 Shit! 1814 01:31:25,354 --> 01:31:28,191 [rumbling continues] 1815 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,453 [buildings crashing] 1816 01:31:42,830 --> 01:31:43,581 Uh-oh. 1817 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,754 [screams] 1818 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:54,258 Lex! The rift is almost here! 1819 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,052 [Luthor] So slow it down. 1820 01:31:56,135 --> 01:31:57,637 [man 2] I can't unless I can put the code in to stop it. 1821 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,138 Hold on a minute then. 1822 01:31:59,805 --> 01:32:02,141 -We gotta go, man! -Otis! 1823 01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:04,060 [squeaks] 1824 01:32:06,604 --> 01:32:07,939 [rumbling] 1825 01:32:09,649 --> 01:32:12,193 -[thud] -[screaming] 1826 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:16,697 [metallic rumbling] 1827 01:32:22,453 --> 01:32:24,455 Not sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone. 1828 01:32:26,165 --> 01:32:28,167 [horns honking] 1829 01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:30,169 [rumbling] 1830 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:34,340 [screaming] 1831 01:32:36,926 --> 01:32:39,637 [tires screeching] 1832 01:32:40,888 --> 01:32:42,807 [rumbling] 1833 01:32:45,685 --> 01:32:47,728 [engine sputtering] 1834 01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:51,941 [glass tinkles] 1835 01:32:54,735 --> 01:32:56,571 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1836 01:33:05,162 --> 01:33:08,499 [rumbling] 1837 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:25,850 There's a code to close the rift, 1838 01:33:25,933 --> 01:33:27,685 but it's too complicated to hack. 1839 01:33:27,935 --> 01:33:30,062 Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp. 1840 01:33:30,146 --> 01:33:31,939 Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go-- 1841 01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:33,774 You brought that dog, man? 1842 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:36,861 Yeah, I didn't-- didn't want him killing my parents' cows. 1843 01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:37,737 [sighs] 1844 01:33:43,701 --> 01:33:44,869 [clanks] 1845 01:33:56,964 --> 01:33:58,215 [Bravo] Go on wide. 1846 01:33:58,299 --> 01:33:59,342 [Larry] Wrong. Focus on The Engineer. 1847 01:33:59,425 --> 01:34:00,718 -I'm on the alien, Larry. -7R. 1848 01:34:03,137 --> 01:34:04,847 [shouts] 1849 01:34:07,558 --> 01:34:08,809 [metal clinks] 1850 01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:11,771 [saw whooshes] 1851 01:34:14,607 --> 01:34:17,109 -[laser blasts] -[screams] 1852 01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:20,655 [screams] 1853 01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:21,906 It's not too late for either of you. 1854 01:34:21,989 --> 01:34:23,199 [Luthor] 5A! 1855 01:34:23,282 --> 01:34:24,116 You don't have to do what Luthor-- 1856 01:34:26,535 --> 01:34:27,536 [yelps] 1857 01:34:30,873 --> 01:34:31,999 [zaps] 1858 01:34:32,083 --> 01:34:33,959 -[thuds] -[grunts] 1859 01:34:42,885 --> 01:34:44,053 [whirs] 1860 01:34:47,848 --> 01:34:49,058 -[Luthor, through comm] 2X! -[grunts] 1861 01:34:55,189 --> 01:34:57,024 [Luthor] Now, Angela, as planned, 1862 01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:59,527 fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch. 1863 01:34:59,610 --> 01:35:02,113 [nanites chitter] 1864 01:35:13,582 --> 01:35:16,877 -[nanites clinking rapidly] -[gagging] 1865 01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:21,340 -[metallic scraping] -[grunts] 1866 01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:44,321 Can't he hold his breath for over an hour? 1867 01:35:44,405 --> 01:35:46,157 Not without air in his lungs. 1868 01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:47,783 He'll be dead in minutes. 1869 01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,410 [woman 1] The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. 1870 01:35:49,493 --> 01:35:51,412 Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted. 1871 01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:52,538 Lungs breached. 1872 01:35:58,627 --> 01:36:00,421 -[beeps] -Da? 1873 01:36:00,713 --> 01:36:01,505 [speaks Boravian] 1874 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:06,761 [speaks Boravian] 1875 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:19,774 [nanites clinking] 1876 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,699 [shouting] 1877 01:36:38,959 --> 01:36:42,630 -[whooshing] -[whooshes] 1878 01:36:44,173 --> 01:36:46,050 [metallic scraping] 1879 01:36:50,846 --> 01:36:52,181 What's his game? 1880 01:36:53,724 --> 01:36:55,893 Using friction to get the nanites off? 1881 01:36:55,976 --> 01:36:57,561 Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face. 1882 01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,188 The nanites are still in his lungs. 1883 01:36:59,271 --> 01:37:01,065 Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. 1884 01:37:01,148 --> 01:37:02,817 [gasps] We're trying. 1885 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:04,777 [wind whipping] 1886 01:37:07,071 --> 01:37:08,823 -Maintain LOS. -Yes. No shit, Larry. 1887 01:37:08,906 --> 01:37:09,615 Hurry. 1888 01:37:14,203 --> 01:37:15,204 [growls] 1889 01:37:23,462 --> 01:37:25,005 [wind whistling] 1890 01:37:30,177 --> 01:37:31,262 He'll suffocate any minute. 1891 01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,313 Engineer, envelop him completely. 1892 01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:43,941 [shouts] 1893 01:37:45,818 --> 01:37:47,444 [nanites chittering] 1894 01:37:56,120 --> 01:38:00,875 [low warbling] 1895 01:38:00,958 --> 01:38:02,877 [whistling] 1896 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:09,758 Wait! Wait, wait! What is he doing? 1897 01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:15,764 [Engineer shrieks] 1898 01:38:17,474 --> 01:38:20,811 I won't be able to sustain the impact at this speed. 1899 01:38:20,936 --> 01:38:22,271 [shrieks] 1900 01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:25,691 No, Angela, unsheathe! He's the only one protected! 1901 01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,568 [shrieks] 1902 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:33,532 [heavy thuds] 1903 01:38:40,998 --> 01:38:41,957 [sighs] 1904 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:46,587 Entering the hole. Infrared, please? 1905 01:38:46,670 --> 01:38:47,880 [computer chirping] 1906 01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:54,803 Switch to night vision. 1907 01:38:55,763 --> 01:38:57,640 [computer chirping] 1908 01:38:58,807 --> 01:38:59,642 Whoa. 1909 01:39:06,148 --> 01:39:08,484 [gagging] 1910 01:39:11,236 --> 01:39:13,113 [groaning, gagging] 1911 01:39:15,324 --> 01:39:19,119 [coughing, retches] 1912 01:39:27,586 --> 01:39:29,755 Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious. 1913 01:39:30,214 --> 01:39:31,131 Call in the Raptors. 1914 01:39:31,215 --> 01:39:33,801 [panting] 1915 01:39:35,678 --> 01:39:37,346 [thud echoes] 1916 01:39:37,596 --> 01:39:38,597 [Superman grunts] 1917 01:39:40,849 --> 01:39:43,644 [both panting] 1918 01:39:48,691 --> 01:39:50,192 [panting] 1919 01:39:58,867 --> 01:40:00,744 [sighs] What the hell? 1920 01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:04,748 That's right. Cloning you was relatively simple. 1921 01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:07,543 All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles... 1922 01:40:07,626 --> 01:40:09,461 [through comm] ...until I located a strand of your hair. 1923 01:40:09,545 --> 01:40:12,047 That's how you got into the Fortress. [gasps] 1924 01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:13,507 You had my DNA. 1925 01:40:13,757 --> 01:40:16,427 Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, 1926 01:40:16,510 --> 01:40:18,095 the match was imperfect. 1927 01:40:18,178 --> 01:40:22,391 He might be even stupider than you. If that's possible. 1928 01:40:22,474 --> 01:40:23,892 But easier to control. 1929 01:40:23,976 --> 01:40:25,853 -3L. -[Luthor] And stronger. 1930 01:40:27,229 --> 01:40:28,105 22K! 1931 01:40:29,606 --> 01:40:30,816 [blows landing] 1932 01:40:31,150 --> 01:40:32,109 [Luthor] 31D! 1933 01:40:33,110 --> 01:40:33,944 2A! 1934 01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:36,613 5B! 5B! 1935 01:40:37,573 --> 01:40:39,408 6K! 9A! 1936 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:43,746 -[techs laughing] -My brain will always win! 1937 01:40:43,829 --> 01:40:46,582 Brain beats brawn! 1938 01:40:46,665 --> 01:40:47,958 [people screaming] 1939 01:40:50,419 --> 01:40:54,298 [explosions bang] 1940 01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:56,675 [man groans] 1941 01:40:57,384 --> 01:40:58,844 [screaming] 1942 01:41:01,638 --> 01:41:02,389 [thud] 1943 01:41:05,726 --> 01:41:06,852 [rumbling] 1944 01:41:09,980 --> 01:41:11,356 -[grunts] -[screams] 1945 01:41:27,414 --> 01:41:28,332 [groans] 1946 01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:41,011 [quietly] Superman. Superman. 1947 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:43,597 Superman. Superman. 1948 01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:50,854 No matter what you do to me, Luthor, 1949 01:41:52,231 --> 01:41:53,941 your plans in Boravia won't work. 1950 01:41:54,024 --> 01:41:56,860 Oh, really? Why's that? 1951 01:41:57,194 --> 01:41:58,987 'Cause I called in some friends. 1952 01:41:59,530 --> 01:42:00,572 [Boravian tech] Mr. Luthor? 1953 01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:03,617 There is an anomaly at the border. 1954 01:42:07,246 --> 01:42:08,705 [deep warble] 1955 01:42:16,421 --> 01:42:17,714 Sorry, kid. 1956 01:42:18,215 --> 01:42:19,383 Superman couldn't make it. 1957 01:42:20,467 --> 01:42:21,969 So you got an upgrade. 1958 01:42:22,052 --> 01:42:25,806 [upbeat rock plays] 1959 01:42:25,889 --> 01:42:27,307 [wind whistles] 1960 01:42:27,391 --> 01:42:29,268 [rumbling] 1961 01:42:33,021 --> 01:42:34,189 [Hawkgirl shrieks] 1962 01:42:46,785 --> 01:42:47,870 [men shout] 1963 01:42:48,787 --> 01:42:51,290 [all speaking Boravian] 1964 01:42:59,339 --> 01:43:00,549 [shouts] 1965 01:43:00,632 --> 01:43:03,719 -[shouts] -[shrieks] 1966 01:43:03,802 --> 01:43:05,637 -[gunfire] -[mace crashes] 1967 01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:08,682 [shrieks] 1968 01:43:11,101 --> 01:43:13,437 [shrieks] 1969 01:43:14,021 --> 01:43:15,480 [shouts] 1970 01:43:16,190 --> 01:43:18,150 [in English] I know you won't kill me. 1971 01:43:18,650 --> 01:43:22,654 You are too delicate and weak, like Superman. [chuckles] 1972 01:43:22,738 --> 01:43:24,823 [scoffs] I'm not like Superman. 1973 01:43:25,616 --> 01:43:27,618 [shouts] 1974 01:43:29,786 --> 01:43:31,997 -[ship hums] -[panting] 1975 01:43:32,581 --> 01:43:34,625 -It's perfect. Post it, kid. -[Jimmy] On it. 1976 01:43:41,256 --> 01:43:43,091 I think you overestimate the importance 1977 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:45,594 of Jarhanpur to me, Superman. 1978 01:43:45,677 --> 01:43:47,012 That was just a bonus. 1979 01:43:47,846 --> 01:43:49,348 I'm not killing you 1980 01:43:49,431 --> 01:43:53,018 so the Boravian military conflict can proceed. 1981 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:57,648 I created the Boravian military conflict 1982 01:43:57,731 --> 01:44:01,944 so I'd have an excuse to kill you! 1983 01:44:02,277 --> 01:44:04,029 Once you involved yourself, 1984 01:44:04,112 --> 01:44:05,530 I knew I could easily get 1985 01:44:05,614 --> 01:44:07,366 our government's support in nullifying you. 1986 01:44:07,991 --> 01:44:08,992 Why? 1987 01:44:09,534 --> 01:44:12,037 Because you're destroying us! 1988 01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:13,789 10Y. 13B. 1989 01:44:17,459 --> 01:44:18,710 [glass shatters] 1990 01:44:24,841 --> 01:44:26,593 -[screaming] -[thud] 1991 01:44:26,677 --> 01:44:27,511 [screaming] 1992 01:44:35,352 --> 01:44:37,104 You're driven by envy, Luthor. 1993 01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:41,275 -You couldn't be more obvious. -No shit. I'm not dim. 1994 01:44:41,358 --> 01:44:44,278 I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 1995 01:44:44,361 --> 01:44:45,279 13L. 1996 01:44:45,988 --> 01:44:47,364 [shouts] 1997 01:44:49,032 --> 01:44:51,785 I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein 1998 01:44:51,868 --> 01:44:53,787 or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, 1999 01:44:53,870 --> 01:44:56,456 I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. 2000 01:44:56,540 --> 01:44:58,250 But at least Galileo did something. 2001 01:44:58,333 --> 01:45:01,503 He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet, 2002 01:45:01,878 --> 01:45:04,840 just to have the world fawn over him, 2003 01:45:04,923 --> 01:45:09,428 because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are. 2004 01:45:10,595 --> 01:45:12,764 [gasps, grunts] 2005 01:45:13,932 --> 01:45:17,269 So, my envy is a calling. 2006 01:45:17,352 --> 01:45:20,522 It is the sole hope for humanity, 2007 01:45:20,605 --> 01:45:25,152 because it is what has driven me to annihilating you. 2008 01:45:25,235 --> 01:45:26,361 1A! 2009 01:45:26,653 --> 01:45:29,072 -1A! 1A! -[blows landing] 2010 01:45:29,156 --> 01:45:32,242 -1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! -[blows landing] 2011 01:45:32,326 --> 01:45:33,035 Yes. 2012 01:45:34,786 --> 01:45:37,539 [rumbling] 2013 01:45:41,126 --> 01:45:42,461 [chuckles] 2014 01:45:42,544 --> 01:45:46,089 Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot? 2015 01:45:46,465 --> 01:45:50,218 [sighs] Brain beats brawn. [exhales] 2016 01:45:51,845 --> 01:45:52,763 Sorry, chum. 2017 01:45:54,723 --> 01:45:55,891 [whistles] 2018 01:45:57,851 --> 01:46:01,104 [sustained whistle] 2019 01:46:03,815 --> 01:46:05,400 [whistle continues] 2020 01:46:09,654 --> 01:46:10,781 No, no, no! No! 2021 01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:18,538 You watch him through those? Tell him what to do? 2022 01:46:26,588 --> 01:46:27,631 Krypto. 2023 01:46:29,216 --> 01:46:30,050 Get the toy. 2024 01:46:30,550 --> 01:46:31,259 [whines] 2025 01:46:33,595 --> 01:46:36,056 Uh, thir-thirty-s-- Oh, the stupid dog! 2026 01:46:36,431 --> 01:46:37,557 -[Luthor] Uh... -Charlie down! 2027 01:46:38,266 --> 01:46:38,934 [whoosh, thud] 2028 01:46:44,147 --> 01:46:45,273 [metal clattering] 2029 01:46:48,568 --> 01:46:50,445 [zapping] 2030 01:46:51,363 --> 01:46:53,073 -[stammers] 12C! Aah! -Delta down. 2031 01:46:59,162 --> 01:47:00,122 36B-- 2032 01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:02,332 -No. -[Larry] Hotel down! 2033 01:47:02,416 --> 01:47:03,125 [beeps] 2034 01:47:06,169 --> 01:47:07,504 [groans] 2035 01:47:10,215 --> 01:47:11,842 -[Luthor] No! -Bravo down. 2036 01:47:11,925 --> 01:47:13,552 -Bravo down! -I just said that, Larry! 2037 01:47:13,635 --> 01:47:15,262 [groaning] 2038 01:47:16,972 --> 01:47:18,557 [groans] 2039 01:47:20,183 --> 01:47:25,105 ["Superman main theme" plays] 2040 01:47:26,565 --> 01:47:28,942 -[indistinct] -[stammers, shouts] 2041 01:47:29,025 --> 01:47:30,193 Alpha down! 2042 01:47:32,154 --> 01:47:32,904 Lex. 2043 01:47:34,114 --> 01:47:35,615 The Raptors have arrived. 2044 01:47:36,825 --> 01:47:39,703 [jet packs whir] 2045 01:47:41,288 --> 01:47:43,165 -Kill him! -Good luck with that. 2046 01:47:46,877 --> 01:47:47,711 [teeth clinking] 2047 01:47:52,799 --> 01:47:55,093 [rumbling] 2048 01:47:59,973 --> 01:48:01,349 [lasers pulsing] 2049 01:48:06,188 --> 01:48:07,647 [all groaning] 2050 01:48:13,195 --> 01:48:14,446 [thud] 2051 01:48:14,529 --> 01:48:16,907 [roaring] 2052 01:48:19,075 --> 01:48:20,368 [grunts] 2053 01:48:20,452 --> 01:48:21,870 [clatters] 2054 01:48:23,455 --> 01:48:25,457 [straining] 2055 01:48:29,336 --> 01:48:30,670 -[bone snaps] -[screams] 2056 01:48:35,008 --> 01:48:37,719 -[screaming] -[rumbling] 2057 01:48:46,019 --> 01:48:47,437 -[bone snaps] -[sighs] 2058 01:48:48,271 --> 01:48:49,105 [Mr. Terrific] Hey! 2059 01:48:51,775 --> 01:48:54,986 This ain't playtime! Quit messin' around! 2060 01:48:55,070 --> 01:48:56,988 We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift. 2061 01:48:57,072 --> 01:48:58,240 [weakly] I'm not messing around. 2062 01:48:58,323 --> 01:48:59,699 I'm doing important stuff. 2063 01:49:02,536 --> 01:49:04,454 It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute. 2064 01:49:04,871 --> 01:49:06,081 There are people there. 2065 01:49:09,584 --> 01:49:12,420 [rumbling] 2066 01:49:12,504 --> 01:49:14,005 [people murmuring] 2067 01:49:14,089 --> 01:49:15,423 -We have to go. -We'll never make it in time. 2068 01:49:15,507 --> 01:49:16,424 -It's almost here. -We have to try. Come on. 2069 01:49:20,845 --> 01:49:22,347 -[inhales] -[man 2] Lex! 2070 01:49:23,890 --> 01:49:25,225 I'm closing the freakin' rift. 2071 01:49:25,308 --> 01:49:27,978 No! They chose him! Let them die! 2072 01:49:28,061 --> 01:49:30,021 -We'll close it from the bunker -What? 2073 01:49:30,105 --> 01:49:31,523 ...before it gets to a city I care about. 2074 01:49:32,649 --> 01:49:33,817 [sighs] 2075 01:49:34,109 --> 01:49:35,360 Open the portal! 2076 01:49:35,443 --> 01:49:36,361 [zaps] 2077 01:49:38,780 --> 01:49:40,073 [panting] 2078 01:49:40,365 --> 01:49:41,992 Wrap it up. Let's go. 2079 01:49:42,867 --> 01:49:44,286 Safety first, people. 2080 01:49:48,623 --> 01:49:49,791 [Luthor grunts] 2081 01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,467 [man 2] Hey. Hey. The code to close the rift is in here. 2082 01:50:00,260 --> 01:50:02,220 -I can help. -I don't need your help. 2083 01:50:02,762 --> 01:50:04,556 I'm goddamn Mr. Terrific. 2084 01:50:05,890 --> 01:50:08,977 You piece of shit alien! 2085 01:50:10,145 --> 01:50:12,439 That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. 2086 01:50:13,690 --> 01:50:15,442 I'm as human as anyone. 2087 01:50:15,525 --> 01:50:18,320 I love, I... I get scared. 2088 01:50:18,403 --> 01:50:20,947 I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, 2089 01:50:21,031 --> 01:50:22,741 I put one foot in front of the other, 2090 01:50:22,824 --> 01:50:24,993 and I try to make the best choices I can. 2091 01:50:25,076 --> 01:50:26,828 I screw up all the time. 2092 01:50:26,911 --> 01:50:28,663 But that is being human. 2093 01:50:30,123 --> 01:50:31,791 And that's my greatest strength. 2094 01:50:33,501 --> 01:50:37,464 [sighs] And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, 2095 01:50:37,547 --> 01:50:39,466 you understand that it's yours too. 2096 01:50:39,549 --> 01:50:42,135 Oh, that's beautiful. 2097 01:50:42,218 --> 01:50:45,430 But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. 2098 01:50:45,513 --> 01:50:49,059 The government gave me the authority to kill you. 2099 01:50:49,142 --> 01:50:50,935 If not today, then tomor-- 2100 01:50:51,019 --> 01:50:51,978 -[barks] -Ahh! 2101 01:50:52,062 --> 01:50:54,522 [employees scream] 2102 01:50:54,606 --> 01:50:56,941 -[shouting] -[growling] 2103 01:50:57,025 --> 01:50:58,401 No, no, no! 2104 01:50:58,485 --> 01:51:00,779 Oh, my-- Stop. Krypto, put him down. 2105 01:51:00,862 --> 01:51:03,490 -[shouting] -[screaming] 2106 01:51:03,573 --> 01:51:04,908 [Superman] Krypto, drop him! 2107 01:51:04,991 --> 01:51:06,493 Krypto, drop him! Drop him! 2108 01:51:06,576 --> 01:51:08,495 -[thud] -[people gasp] 2109 01:51:09,704 --> 01:51:11,456 [panting] 2110 01:51:11,539 --> 01:51:13,291 [sighs] Dude. 2111 01:51:13,375 --> 01:51:15,418 [keyboard clacking] 2112 01:51:15,752 --> 01:51:16,920 [computer chirping] 2113 01:51:19,005 --> 01:51:20,173 -[drive clicks] -Got it. 2114 01:51:20,256 --> 01:51:22,175 [clicks, whirs] 2115 01:51:24,928 --> 01:51:27,222 [deep warbling] 2116 01:51:34,688 --> 01:51:36,481 Yes! 2117 01:51:36,564 --> 01:51:39,567 [laughing] 2118 01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,153 -[indistinct] -[Cat squeals] 2119 01:51:45,573 --> 01:51:47,659 Mmm. [groans] 2120 01:51:48,535 --> 01:51:50,245 -Lex. -What? 2121 01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,706 Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell 2122 01:51:52,789 --> 01:51:54,207 from the Daily Planet. 2123 01:51:54,290 --> 01:51:56,501 Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself 2124 01:51:56,584 --> 01:51:58,753 with a foreign entity, believe it or not. 2125 01:51:58,837 --> 01:52:00,964 Luthor has been giving them 2126 01:52:01,047 --> 01:52:02,924 billions and billions of dollars' worth of free weapons-- 2127 01:52:03,007 --> 01:52:05,844 Lex Luthor has been working covertly with Vasil Ghurkos 2128 01:52:05,927 --> 01:52:07,387 and the Boravian government 2129 01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:10,223 to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur. 2130 01:52:10,306 --> 01:52:11,891 Luthor has been giving them billions... 2131 01:52:11,975 --> 01:52:14,227 We've had Luthor on this show many times. 2132 01:52:14,936 --> 01:52:16,646 Little did we know, he was a traitor. 2133 01:52:16,730 --> 01:52:19,816 [TV anchors overlapping] 2134 01:52:19,899 --> 01:52:21,526 Seems like the one thing 2135 01:52:21,609 --> 01:52:24,154 conservatives and liberals can finally agree on 2136 01:52:24,237 --> 01:52:25,780 is that Lex Luthor sucks. 2137 01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:29,451 [anchor] The whole world has turned against Superman, 2138 01:52:29,534 --> 01:52:32,537 and we all owe him an enormous apology. 2139 01:52:32,912 --> 01:52:36,916 He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was. 2140 01:52:37,333 --> 01:52:41,921 [news anchors' voices overlapping] 2141 01:53:05,195 --> 01:53:07,614 [cheering] 2142 01:53:07,697 --> 01:53:10,116 [woman] Thank you! Thank you! 2143 01:53:10,950 --> 01:53:13,620 [cackles] 2144 01:53:15,747 --> 01:53:17,081 That was sick. 2145 01:53:17,791 --> 01:53:20,001 Guy, maybe he should join the group. 2146 01:53:20,084 --> 01:53:21,795 [scoffs] Please. 2147 01:53:21,878 --> 01:53:24,506 I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want 2148 01:53:24,589 --> 01:53:26,424 representing the Justice Gang? [scoffs] 2149 01:53:26,508 --> 01:53:27,383 Justice Gang? 2150 01:53:28,384 --> 01:53:29,552 That's a cool name. 2151 01:53:30,678 --> 01:53:31,346 You're in. 2152 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:33,431 [sighs] 2153 01:53:34,474 --> 01:53:35,475 Come on! 2154 01:53:37,977 --> 01:53:39,187 [muffled reporter, indistinct] 2155 01:53:39,270 --> 01:53:40,188 [secretary] Glad you're not concerned 2156 01:53:40,271 --> 01:53:41,523 about the metahumans, Rick. 2157 01:53:42,273 --> 01:53:44,275 'Cause now they're the ones making the rules. 2158 01:53:50,824 --> 01:53:56,412 [light guitar music] 2159 01:53:56,496 --> 01:53:57,914 Everyone file. This way, please. 2160 01:53:57,997 --> 01:53:59,165 [man] Easy! 2161 01:53:59,249 --> 01:54:01,918 -Fleurette! -Mom! 2162 01:54:02,919 --> 01:54:04,921 [chattering] 2163 01:54:05,171 --> 01:54:06,130 Oh! 2164 01:54:08,383 --> 01:54:10,260 [monkeys chittering] 2165 01:54:10,343 --> 01:54:12,262 Get his bald ass to Belle Reve. 2166 01:54:12,595 --> 01:54:13,888 [slams] 2167 01:54:13,972 --> 01:54:14,931 [taps on car] 2168 01:54:16,015 --> 01:54:17,934 [engine rumbles] 2169 01:54:26,067 --> 01:54:27,402 [grunts] 2170 01:54:29,195 --> 01:54:30,989 -[chittering] -[barks] 2171 01:54:35,577 --> 01:54:37,912 [ship whirring] 2172 01:54:44,377 --> 01:54:47,255 [people chattering] 2173 01:54:47,338 --> 01:54:49,507 [Eve squealing] 2174 01:54:49,591 --> 01:54:52,176 -Oh! -[grunts] 2175 01:54:53,887 --> 01:54:55,930 Now we can be together forever. 2176 01:54:56,973 --> 01:55:00,268 [sirens in distance] 2177 01:55:03,521 --> 01:55:04,105 Miss Lane. 2178 01:55:05,940 --> 01:55:08,318 [exhales] Oh, hi. 2179 01:55:08,776 --> 01:55:10,653 I thought I might give you an interview. 2180 01:55:11,362 --> 01:55:13,698 I could fill you in on all of the behind-the-scenes. 2181 01:55:13,781 --> 01:55:14,574 Sure. 2182 01:55:15,575 --> 01:55:16,951 I think that would be... 2183 01:55:18,620 --> 01:55:19,329 great. 2184 01:55:21,247 --> 01:55:22,498 Um... 2185 01:55:22,582 --> 01:55:23,625 How about over here? 2186 01:55:23,958 --> 01:55:24,876 For an interview. 2187 01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:47,190 [warm, triumphant music plays] 2188 01:55:58,368 --> 01:55:59,160 Hey. 2189 01:56:02,622 --> 01:56:03,748 I love you, too. 2190 01:56:04,707 --> 01:56:07,043 [both chuckle] 2191 01:56:31,359 --> 01:56:32,819 How long have they been hooking up? 2192 01:56:32,902 --> 01:56:33,987 About three months, I think. 2193 01:56:39,367 --> 01:56:41,536 Got this place cleaned up pretty good. 2194 01:56:41,619 --> 01:56:43,538 Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too. 2195 01:56:43,621 --> 01:56:45,415 -You think so? -Yeah. 2196 01:56:45,498 --> 01:56:46,874 Think it gives you character. 2197 01:56:47,834 --> 01:56:49,419 Maybe one day you'll give me a name. 2198 01:56:50,253 --> 01:56:52,463 Well. Four's a name. 2199 01:56:52,964 --> 01:56:54,132 So is Gary. 2200 01:56:55,633 --> 01:56:57,510 [crystal shatters] 2201 01:56:57,593 --> 01:56:59,095 -[items clatter] -[woman] Aw, shoot. 2202 01:56:59,178 --> 01:57:01,097 Sir, I think your cousin has returned. 2203 01:57:01,180 --> 01:57:03,182 [footsteps] 2204 01:57:03,683 --> 01:57:07,311 -Yup. -What the hell, dude? 2205 01:57:08,479 --> 01:57:10,148 Why did you move the door? 2206 01:57:10,231 --> 01:57:12,650 -I didn't move the door. -Where is my dog? 2207 01:57:12,734 --> 01:57:14,360 [grunts, whines] 2208 01:57:15,111 --> 01:57:16,487 -[zooms] -[barks] 2209 01:57:17,739 --> 01:57:19,782 [giggles] 2210 01:57:20,408 --> 01:57:22,660 Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues. 2211 01:57:22,744 --> 01:57:24,120 No boundaries. 2212 01:57:24,203 --> 01:57:26,039 -[giggling] -[smashing] 2213 01:57:27,582 --> 01:57:29,375 -It's not healthy, is it? -Mm-mmm. 2214 01:57:31,794 --> 01:57:33,671 [upbeat music plays] 2215 01:57:38,885 --> 01:57:40,178 Come on. 2216 01:57:40,261 --> 01:57:42,221 Thanks for watching him, bitch. 2217 01:57:45,808 --> 01:57:48,311 She likes to go and party on other planets. 2218 01:57:48,394 --> 01:57:50,313 -Planets with red suns. -Oh. 2219 01:57:50,396 --> 01:57:51,898 Because of our metabolism, 2220 01:57:51,981 --> 01:57:54,442 we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun. 2221 01:57:54,525 --> 01:57:56,861 If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, 2222 01:57:56,944 --> 01:57:58,988 I'd be concerned about her partying. 2223 01:57:59,072 --> 01:58:00,073 Yeah. 2224 01:58:00,907 --> 01:58:03,618 Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? 2225 01:58:03,701 --> 01:58:06,204 -He finds it soothing. -Oh! 2226 01:58:06,579 --> 01:58:08,539 Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice. 2227 01:58:08,623 --> 01:58:11,834 ["Punkrocker Feat. Iggy Pop" by Teddybears playing] 2228 01:58:11,918 --> 01:58:14,420 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2229 01:58:15,088 --> 01:58:16,464 [Jon] Everything you see, 2230 01:58:16,547 --> 01:58:17,965 you're seeing for the first time. 2231 01:58:18,424 --> 01:58:21,010 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2232 01:58:25,223 --> 01:58:26,849 [Martha] All of this is for you. 2233 01:58:26,933 --> 01:58:28,184 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2234 01:58:29,936 --> 01:58:31,104 Clark. 2235 01:58:32,230 --> 01:58:34,398 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2236 01:58:38,986 --> 01:58:41,155 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2237 01:58:41,239 --> 01:58:42,156 You did it! 2238 01:58:45,785 --> 01:58:48,204 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2239 01:58:52,416 --> 01:58:54,585 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2240 01:58:59,340 --> 01:59:02,135 ♪ I see you stagger In the street ♪ 2241 01:59:06,264 --> 01:59:08,724 ♪ And you can't stay On your feet ♪ 2242 01:59:12,937 --> 01:59:15,356 ♪ And you're faking In your sleep ♪ 2243 01:59:19,986 --> 01:59:22,155 ♪ You wish that you were deep ♪ 2244 01:59:26,075 --> 01:59:29,036 ♪ But you can't hear me Laughing to myself ♪ 2245 01:59:32,999 --> 01:59:36,252 ♪ If you could You would be someone else ♪ 2246 01:59:39,964 --> 01:59:42,300 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2247 01:59:46,804 --> 01:59:49,140 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2248 01:59:53,561 --> 01:59:55,980 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2249 02:00:00,318 --> 02:00:02,361 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2250 02:00:13,789 --> 02:00:16,500 ♪ See me die On Bleecker Street ♪ 2251 02:00:20,671 --> 02:00:23,382 ♪ I'm bored with being God ♪ 2252 02:00:27,345 --> 02:00:30,223 ♪ See me steering in my car ♪ 2253 02:00:34,518 --> 02:00:37,021 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2254 02:00:40,650 --> 02:00:43,402 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2255 02:00:47,365 --> 02:00:50,826 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2256 02:00:54,580 --> 02:00:56,457 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2257 02:01:01,295 --> 02:01:03,256 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2258 02:01:06,801 --> 02:01:09,762 [music stops] 2259 02:01:17,603 --> 02:01:19,105 One, two, three, four! 2260 02:01:19,188 --> 02:01:21,941 [rock music plays] 2261 02:01:30,616 --> 02:01:33,244 ♪ We're on a planet of our own That we made from the bones ♪ 2262 02:01:33,327 --> 02:01:34,328 ♪ Of the ones that we KO'd ♪ 2263 02:01:34,412 --> 02:01:36,163 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2264 02:01:36,247 --> 02:01:38,332 ♪ Gonna dig an early grave For the daughters ♪ 2265 02:01:38,416 --> 02:01:40,084 ♪ And deprave them With those depressing days ♪ 2266 02:01:40,167 --> 02:01:41,752 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2267 02:01:41,836 --> 02:01:44,255 ♪ Ain't gonna take this Ain't gonna take this ♪ 2268 02:01:44,338 --> 02:01:47,008 ♪ I am a hellion The new rebellion ♪ 2269 02:01:47,091 --> 02:01:49,844 ♪ Say our name, boy Just say our name, boy ♪ 2270 02:01:49,927 --> 02:01:51,053 ♪ It's the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2271 02:01:51,137 --> 02:01:52,722 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2272 02:01:52,805 --> 02:01:54,265 ♪ I know you said This wouldn't last ♪ 2273 02:01:54,348 --> 02:01:55,641 ♪ That's a voice That's from your past ♪ 2274 02:01:55,725 --> 02:01:56,726 ♪ I don't listen To those rats ♪ 2275 02:01:56,809 --> 02:01:58,227 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2276 02:01:58,311 --> 02:01:59,729 ♪ My mother says That I'm a fool ♪ 2277 02:01:59,812 --> 02:02:01,314 ♪ Dad says Obey the rules ♪ 2278 02:02:01,397 --> 02:02:02,523 ♪ They can't see This stunning jewel ♪ 2279 02:02:02,606 --> 02:02:03,733 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2280 02:02:03,816 --> 02:02:05,067 ♪ Not gonna take this ♪ 2281 02:02:05,151 --> 02:02:06,819 ♪ We will not take this ♪ 2282 02:02:06,902 --> 02:02:09,155 ♪ We are the hellions The new rebellions ♪ 2283 02:02:09,238 --> 02:02:11,949 ♪ It was your world, boy Now it's our world, boy ♪ 2284 02:02:12,033 --> 02:02:13,492 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2285 02:02:13,576 --> 02:02:14,744 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2286 02:02:14,827 --> 02:02:16,370 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2287 02:02:16,454 --> 02:02:17,621 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2288 02:02:17,705 --> 02:02:19,040 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2289 02:02:19,123 --> 02:02:20,124 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2290 02:02:20,207 --> 02:02:23,627 ♪ We are the Mighty ♪ 2291 02:02:25,671 --> 02:02:26,672 Whoo! 2292 02:02:26,756 --> 02:02:30,593 ♪ Crabjoys ♪ 2293 02:08:29,868 --> 02:08:30,661 Hmm. 2294 02:08:32,246 --> 02:08:33,080 What? 2295 02:08:37,042 --> 02:08:37,918 Yeah? 2296 02:08:38,293 --> 02:08:40,254 It's just... a little off. 2297 02:08:40,337 --> 02:08:41,964 What do you want me to do? 2298 02:08:42,047 --> 02:08:43,590 Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together? 2299 02:08:43,674 --> 02:08:44,967 No, no, no, no. I was just... 2300 02:08:46,969 --> 02:08:47,803 You just what? 2301 02:08:50,681 --> 02:08:52,266 Hey, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out. 2302 02:08:53,100 --> 02:08:54,268 [rubble rattles] 2303 02:08:54,351 --> 02:08:55,561 I shouldn't have brought it up. 2304 02:08:56,979 --> 02:08:59,319 Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes. 2304 02:09:00,305 --> 02:10:00,366 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm