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(处女座 天蝎座 水瓶座)
现代女性纾压不可或缺的女子聚会

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有四成的女性
每个月都会举办一次

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叔叔 我想开女子聚会

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算了吧 算了吧

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那不符合你的风格啦

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为什么

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那是更温柔可爱的女生在做的

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你在各方面都太阳刚了吧

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我哪里像肌肉发达的阳刚女生了

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你的杀气强到让空气都炸裂了啦

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还有我没说得那么夸张

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[脖子痛肩膀痛腰部痛膝盖痛]
[首痛い肩痛い腰痛い膝痛い]

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[精疲力尽都算轻了]
[疲労困憊もいいとこ]

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[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(高血压) (老花眼) (尿频)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(心律失常) (贫血) (脱发)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(听力减退) (便秘) (肩周炎) (腰疼)
[可偏偏 这都是些啥啊…]
[だのに　なんだこの…]

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(衰老)

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[此刻不做 更待何时]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[浮现的永恒痛楚]
[浮き上がる永え]

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[行动吧 刺穿这颗心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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《最近的侦探真没用》

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[吃个烤肉胸灼难忍 刷个牙就恶心干呕]
[カルビで胸焼けエグいし　歯磨きすれば嘔吐くし]

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[装模作样维持尊严午饭后血压却飙升]
[一丁前にプライドと昼食後の血圧は高いし]

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[痛痛痛痛痛痛痛]
[痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い]

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[苦苦苦苦苦苦苦]
[辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い辛い]

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[但正因如此]
[しかしだからこそ]

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[我才要 活在当下]
[俺はFeel only live]

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[此刻不做 更待何时]
[Do it now or You'll be too late]

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[我只剩现在了啊]
[俺には今しかねぇ]

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[缝缝补补的残渣人生]
[継ぎ接ぎの端くれ]

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[行动吧 刺穿这颗心]
[Do it　穿つこの胸]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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[时不我待]
[You'll be too late]

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(真白，开女子聚会)

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欢迎光临

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我叫风卷 有订位

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我来帮您带位

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收到真白的邀请 不自觉就跑来了

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我明明是第一次参加女子聚会

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好像还有一位叫梓叶的人会来

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希望我们聊得来

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别说聊不聊得来

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有一个看似日语不通的人来了

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难道她就是梓叶小姐?

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不 还不能确定就是她

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难道你就是花小姐

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刚刚是对我的什么产生反应了

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幸会 我叫星野梓叶

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性别是母

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你…你好

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这是表示友好的见面礼

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完全不想靠近

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我是翌桧侦探事务所的助手

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风卷花

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名片

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像个社会人士 真不错

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我也有名片

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(星野梓叶)
请多多指教

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(星野梓叶)
跟刚才的颜色不同

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我…我没办法独自应付这个人

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对了 真白好慢哦

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新鲜JK说她会迟到5分钟哦

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她被轻型货车挑衅了
所以说要去教训对方

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这样啊

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好尴尬

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我该和她聊什么好呢

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请问…星野小姐来自哪里

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父亲的睾丸

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真白 拜托你快来

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久等了

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真白

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哎呀 轻型货车真令人火大

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她穿着完全不适合
女子聚会的衣服来了

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好有女子聚会风格

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极限牛丼加致死量的红姜

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来了

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只有一个人看起来像是刚练完社团

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好了 女子聚会

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我要开动了

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吃相真豪迈

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这是女子聚会吗

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这真的是女子聚会吗

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赶快来聊些女子聚会的话题吧

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小卷 靠你了

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我吗

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我想想…

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我觉得恋爱话题是主流

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你们两位有男朋友吗

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- 没有
- 没有

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这下子伤脑筋了

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话说你有吗

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我…我也没有

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什么嘛

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我还以为你铁定和翌桧…

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百分之五亿不可能

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你刚刚否定的速度好快

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我死也不会和主人交往

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跟人型粘菌交往的可能性还比较高

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真的吗

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真白呢 你对名云先生有什么想法

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我对叔叔没什么…

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很臭?

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抱歉 应该是我的脚

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真白 救救我

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我觉得他是需要照护的对象

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毕竟名云先生已经是大叔了

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我觉得他还很年轻啊

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梓叶小姐喜欢什么样的男生

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我?

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这个嘛

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我喜欢聪明 总是给我意见

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一直陪在我身边…

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没想到你这么浪漫

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这种只有脑袋的人

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只有脑袋?

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梓叶小姐 你太狡猾了

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那根本是幻想嘛

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是吗

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如果那样可行
我也想和太阳神拉交往

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感觉没完没了
先暂时中断这个话题吧

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不过刚才那样
很有女子聚会的感觉

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的确

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撇开内容不谈的话 是啦

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对了 听说叔叔他们也在居酒屋

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(大众居酒屋)
开男子聚会

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嗨 圆眼镜

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那时候你竟敢说我是跟踪狂

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你跟踪我是事实

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鄙人应该完全没错

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(日本酒)
妈的 每个字都超小的

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日本酒在哪里啊

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希望他们处得愉快

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我也突然开始想喝酒了

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不好意思 请给我一杯莫希托

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我从之前就很好奇

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小卷你到底几岁啊

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我几岁都无所谓吧

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喂 圆眼镜

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什么事

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混蛋 这年头还在炸鸡上挤柠檬

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你是哪来的敢死队啊

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把店家附的东西拿来用有什么错

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不用反而才是错的吧

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你说什么 满嘴歪理的四眼田鸡

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别吵了 真难看

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可是这家伙擅自挤了柠檬

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拜托你不要找碴

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听好了 小鬼们

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食物的吃法五花八门

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喜欢的吃法
不见得就是正确的吃法

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随心所欲
爱怎么吃就怎么吃吧

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在这个纷乱的时代

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至少大家一起和平吃饭吧

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大哥…

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老师…

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非常抱歉

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顺便问一下 老师是哪一派

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这个嘛 我…

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先不论柠檬

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我大概连炸鸡的油腻都受不了

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大哥…

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老师…

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吃得好饱哦

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对啊 而且…

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小卷醉倒了

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我才没醉倒

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我什么都还没做

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醉得还真明显呢

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感觉她现在什么都会回答

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的确 说不定还会告诉我们几岁

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风卷小姐…请告诉我们你几岁

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我今年20几岁

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防御好坚固

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她已经在深层心理建立防御机制

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我们多问一些 击溃她的防御吧

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好

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你喜欢吃什么

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寿司

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你几岁

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20几…

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放假都怎么度过

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做手工艺

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你几岁

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20几…

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座右铭是什么

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先吃蔬菜

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你几岁

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20几…

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可恶 铜墙铁壁

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对了

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风卷小姐…

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其实你对翌桧是怎么想的

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主人…

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明明自尊心很高 疑心又重

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却少根筋

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一天到晚都在说名云老师
烦死人了

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总之和他在一起好累

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翌桧听到这些应该会昏倒吧

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不过…

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他是我遇到的侦探中最出色的

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所以我才会和他在一起

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哦哦 她的态度开始软化了

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风卷小姐…

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把你的秘密告诉我们

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我喜欢斗篷

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那是什么意思

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因为可以隐藏身材

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为什么 你又不胖

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我对胸部小有自卑感

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所以喜欢能隐藏身材的斗篷

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真是的 小卷也有可爱的一面嘛

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再说一次…

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你为什么要穿斗篷

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因为我的胸部太小了啦

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(名云侦探事务所)

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真…真白小姐

223
00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,629
我昨天是不是出糗了

224
00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:22,957
这个嘛 你觉得呢

225
00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,557
不会吧 请等一下

226
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,306
花小姐

227
00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:28,504
我有丰胸药 你要吗

228
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:34,903
不…不会吧

229
00:10:36,022 --> 00:10:38,147
(名云侦探事务所)

230
00:10:41,197 --> 00:10:43,988
喂 真白 这是你干的吧

231
00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:47,503
别吹口哨蒙混过去

232
00:10:47,504 --> 00:10:48,799
真好听

233
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,696
现在需要这种音质吗

234
00:10:50,697 --> 00:10:52,303
抱歉 叔叔

235
00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:54,807
我想打扫房间 结果就变成这样

236
00:10:55,497 --> 00:10:58,506
被你碰到的东西都坏掉了啦

237
00:10:58,507 --> 00:10:59,457
不是啦

238
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,696
因为人类做的东西都太容易坏了

239
00:11:02,697 --> 00:11:07,259
你是力量强到
无法待在人类世界的魔人吗

240
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:09,553
用不着说得那么过分吧

241
00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,799
任何人都会犯错吧

242
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:15,353
如果是小卷小姐
绝对不会搞成这样

243
00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:18,607
竟敢对搭档说绝不能说的话

244
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:21,326
既然你这么说
那就和小卷搭档吧

245
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:22,899
喂喂

246
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,953
小气鬼 没出息 臭脚丫 逃税王

247
00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:27,303
外貌协会 萝莉控

248
00:11:27,304 --> 00:11:29,649
有15个私生子 偷渡客

249
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:32,796
骂人时不要真假参半
增加可信度啦

250
00:11:32,797 --> 00:11:35,106
全身关节都脱臼吧

251
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,257
我是小孩吗 真难看

252
00:11:40,955 --> 00:11:43,503
反正到了明天 她应该就会消气

253
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:44,899
到时候再向她道歉吧

254
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,653
健保卡被山羊吃掉吧

255
00:11:46,654 --> 00:11:48,343
你还在吗

256
00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:53,360
(助手换人!!)

257
00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:57,006
我是从今天起承蒙关照的风卷花

258
00:11:58,257 --> 00:11:59,999
嗨 我是真白

259
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,706
请多指教 圆眼镜

260
00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:06,588
原来如此 是真白那家伙啊

261
00:12:06,907 --> 00:12:10,803
她哭着说暂时不想当老师的助手

262
00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:14,203
能不能请您听听真白的请求呢

263
00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:16,799
不 我才要说抱歉

264
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,256
要你配合她的任性

265
00:12:19,257 --> 00:12:21,102
请您别在意

266
00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,800
能在名云老师手下工作

267
00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:26,104
对我来说非常荣幸

268
00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:28,253
这就是人情的温暖…

269
00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:29,560
流泪?

270
00:12:29,854 --> 00:12:32,650
事不宜迟 我先说明今天的工作

271
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,804
我已经事先调查好了

272
00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:36,101
这么快?

273
00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:39,640
委托人是加藤吉郎 44岁男性

274
00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:43,103
住在透天厝 已婚有小孩的上班族

275
00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:47,950
几天前开始频繁发生
垃圾和信件被烧的事件

276
00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:52,699
附近居民的证词和目击情报
已经汇整在这里

277
00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:56,255
先去委托人的家吧

278
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,009
走吧 名云老师

279
00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:01,496
小卷小姐3万分…

280
00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:02,509
得分?

281
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,856
(价格破坏神 鸿吉诃德)

282
00:13:03,857 --> 00:13:05,357
真是的

283
00:13:05,357 --> 00:13:08,150
为什么我非得和你搭档啊

284
00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:10,175
好啦 今天的任务是什么

285
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,549
最近收到很多情报

286
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:18,253
说这附近
有几乎全裸的可疑男子在徘徊

287
00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:19,912
可疑男子?

288
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,353
那不就是这个人吗

289
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,803
不 那是鄙人

290
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,856
我还想说怎么有翻垃圾的疯子

291
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:29,155
那是搜查的一环啦

292
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,299
而且这次的目标是30到40岁

293
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,300
戴眼镜的肌肉男

294
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,299
穿泳裤并打领带

295
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,409
跟鄙人一点也不像

296
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,653
(快杀了我)
画好了

297
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,912
(快杀了我)
不 那是鄙人

298
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,309
赶快拿这个去问人吧

299
00:13:44,162 --> 00:13:45,003
什么

300
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,159
(伯爵茶 肉桂)

301
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,350
左右 选喜欢的一边舔吧

302
00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:54,952
是…是变态

303
00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:56,549
他就是可疑人物吗

304
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:59,196
话说回来 我好像认识他

305
00:13:59,197 --> 00:14:00,406
真的吗

306
00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:06,309
这条街上有被称为
"危险大叔四天王"的危险大叔们

307
00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:08,552
十字胸毛大叔

308
00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:10,499
乳头试吃大叔

309
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,599
超爱绳子大叔

310
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,653
穿厚衣服举止可疑的大叔

311
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,625
不 名云老师也在里面吗

312
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,303
总之我会负责抓住乳头大叔

313
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:20,949
真可靠

314
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:23,302
站住 大变态

315
00:14:23,303 --> 00:14:25,206
抓到了 轻松获胜

316
00:14:27,203 --> 00:14:29,206
感觉滑滑的

317
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:32,199
那个变态
在身上涂了润滑油之类的吧

318
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,703
真恶心

319
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:35,856
不 不是润滑油 是体液

320
00:14:35,857 --> 00:14:37,384
更恶心了

321
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,156
那家伙

322
00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:41,005
用鞍马的动作逃走了

323
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,755
这样下去会让他跑掉

324
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,252
那就用这个颜料弹

325
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:48,812
躲得掉的话 就试试看啊

326
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,272
抱歉

327
00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:53,700
我真的超逊的

328
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,303
明明是自己的错
却发脾气跑出去

329
00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:58,356
连在这里都派不上用场

330
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,500
这样子…

331
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:01,899
原来如此

332
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,353
最近恶作剧越来越嚣张了啊

333
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:06,253
是的

334
00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:09,352
看来得快点处理比较好

335
00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:10,756
是啊

336
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:14,309
总有一天
也有可能会对当事人造成危害

337
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,410
凶手应该就在这附近

338
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:23,052
几乎全裸的大叔用屁股在跑步

339
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,475
站住 你这个混蛋

340
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,699
我要把你的两个乳头烧掉

341
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:31,350
真白…还是老样子啊

342
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:35,705
你凭什么叫侦探啊

343
00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:37,749
山田 这是在干嘛

344
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:41,156
难道之前的恶作剧都是你干的

345
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:44,899
我知道 你和我老婆外遇

346
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,006
那…那只是碰巧一起吃饭

347
00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:50,249
我还看到你们一起走出酒店

348
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,649
名云老师…

349
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,906
小卷小姐 躲到我后面

350
00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:55,905
侦探也不准动

351
00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:58,655
要是敢乱动一下 我就宰了你

352
00:15:58,656 --> 00:16:00,652
该怎么办 老师

353
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,652
现在还是别行动比较好

354
00:16:02,653 --> 00:16:05,106
这时候随便刺激他很危险

355
00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:07,052
可是再这样下去

356
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,154
能打破这个情况的办法只有一个

357
00:16:10,155 --> 00:16:12,609
真是的 你跑到哪去了

358
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:14,857
- 真白
- 看招

359
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,008
全身滑溜溜的

360
00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:18,906
这样就结束了

361
00:16:18,907 --> 00:16:21,453
把乳头洗干净再来

362
00:16:21,454 --> 00:16:24,510
你们从刚刚开始
在为了乳头吵什么啊

363
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,301
真是惊险的一天

364
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:33,000
对不起 没有帮上忙

365
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:34,757
没这回事

366
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:38,453
你能干的程度
让我都开始羡慕翌桧了

367
00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:41,654
不过 最大功臣是那家伙啊

368
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,751
快点去迎接她吧

369
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,941
喂 真白

370
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,103
刚才谢谢你了

371
00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:56,653
没什么 只是碰巧啦

372
00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:59,354
小卷当助手的表现如何

373
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:02,455
她真的很能干

374
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,082
我完全没事可做

375
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,796
是吗

376
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:10,369
所以无聊得要命

377
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,504
之前是我不好

378
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:14,600
你回来吧

379
00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,860
叔叔…

380
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,197
抱歉

381
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:23,559
其实我把厨房的瓦斯炉也弄坏了

382
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,213
那也是你干的吗

383
00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:31,976
(澡堂)

384
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,807
我放弃

385
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:38,507
我也是

386
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,507
这个桑拿太热了

387
00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:43,103
不过感觉超通体舒畅

388
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,235
是啊

389
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,756
年轻人…

390
00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:52,403
桑拿绝对不是你们想的
那种温和的娱乐

391
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,207
那是与自己的性命交锋

392
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,257
前往三途川的胆量比赛

393
00:17:57,304 --> 00:17:59,453
桑拿不是让人通体舒畅的地方

394
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,760
(名云桂一郎 兴趣 蒸桑拿)
是让人疯狂的地方

395
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,556
(摄氏100度的死斗)

396
00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:06,763
下一则新闻

397
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:09,957
因为连续吃霸王餐遭到逮捕的

398
00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:11,657
(嫌犯 东谷大贵)
嫌犯东谷大贵

399
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,601
在侦讯过程中逃脱

400
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:16,204
目前依然下落不明

401
00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,560
这家伙…

402
00:18:18,957 --> 00:18:22,353
不是之前真白抓到的
霸王餐嫌犯吗

403
00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:25,296
我也很想去帮美马坂找人

404
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:28,281
但是很抱歉
我现在是桑拿的奴隶

405
00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:33,360
这种仿佛从肺部深处烧起来的感觉

406
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,104
真让人欲罢不能

407
00:18:42,156 --> 00:18:44,900
不会吧 一逃脱就来蒸桑拿

408
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:47,301
未免也太疯狂了吧

409
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:49,204
冷静点

410
00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:51,200
一定只是长得很像的人

411
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:54,654
犯人的特征
是背上有个看起来像橡皮擦印章

412
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:57,257
格瓦拉风格的狗图刺青

413
00:18:57,257 --> 00:18:58,696
真的是犯人

414
00:18:58,697 --> 00:19:00,956
喂喂 饶了我吧

415
00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:03,151
我难得来蒸桑拿耶

416
00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:03,951
要抓住他吗

417
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:07,750
不 他不只年轻 体格也很好

418
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:11,550
要是打起来 我肯定会出洋相

419
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:16,107
更重要的是
越狱后马上来蒸桑拿的这份爱

420
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,466
我想确认我和他 谁更爱桑拿

421
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:24,407
想比赛谁更爱桑拿
并安全抓住他的话

422
00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,473
就只有这招

423
00:19:26,203 --> 00:19:27,006
先生

424
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,975
我可以浇水吗

425
00:19:31,976 --> 00:19:34,107
(浇水 在加热的石头上浇水)
(让室内的温度上升)

426
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:35,479
(浇水前请先说一声)

427
00:19:36,853 --> 00:19:38,106
当然可以

428
00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:42,707
好了 来比赛耐力吧

429
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,251
(室温摄氏100度)

430
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:49,400
最近的年轻人太软弱了 真伤脑筋

431
00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:52,010
只要一浇水就马上逃走

432
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,850
这种程度只是入门阶段

433
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:58,370
我也正好打算浇水

434
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,800
真是让人敬佩的年轻人

435
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,501
哎呀 不过还真凉呢

436
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:06,454
我甚至觉得冷飕飕的

437
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:07,553
我懂

438
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,301
我还想说要不要去拿外套

439
00:20:09,302 --> 00:20:11,455
你看 我还起鸡皮疙瘩了

440
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,503
所以可以再浇水一次吗

441
00:20:15,504 --> 00:20:17,410
这样下去会感冒的

442
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,603
麻烦你了

443
00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:20,410
这家伙…

444
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,644
(室温摄氏120度)

445
00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:24,604
好冷好冷

446
00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:27,853
冷死了 我快要失温了

447
00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:32,993
我甚至想用导尿管
把热腾腾的浓汤注入膀胱

448
00:20:32,994 --> 00:20:35,656
操 好夸张的大叔

449
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:39,166
这个年轻人…很强

450
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:45,257
老先生 现在不能进来

451
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:47,200
这里已经是炼狱的入口

452
00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:48,923
两位先生

453
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:54,175
我可以浇水吗

454
00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:55,301
(浇水 在加热的石头上浇水)
(让室内的温度上升)

455
00:20:55,301 --> 00:20:56,679
(浇水前要先等别人同意)

456
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,566
(室温摄氏145度)

457
00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:02,752
整桶倒下去了

458
00:21:02,753 --> 00:21:04,738
(室温摄氏145度)

459
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:10,959
糟糕 我的意识…

460
00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:15,006
抱歉 真白 我完蛋了

461
00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:20,705
叔叔…

462
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,199
叔叔 你没事吧

463
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:25,215
太好了

464
00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:26,602
我怎么了

465
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,651
你在桑拿里昏倒了

466
00:21:28,652 --> 00:21:31,101
是我发现 带您出来的

467
00:21:31,102 --> 00:21:33,301
对了 越狱犯呢

468
00:21:33,302 --> 00:21:35,451
被警察带走了哦

469
00:21:35,852 --> 00:21:36,995
是吗

470
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,452
还有一位老先生

471
00:21:39,452 --> 00:21:42,024
那位老爷爷自己出去了哦

472
00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:47,051
摆出老手的样子发起挑战
却落得这种下场吗

473
00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:50,024
那位老先生肯定全部看穿了吧

474
00:21:50,749 --> 00:21:52,755
抱歉 给你们添麻烦了

475
00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:54,551
还不能站起来

476
00:21:54,552 --> 00:21:58,448
看来我还是乳臭未干的小毛头啊

477
00:21:58,449 --> 00:22:02,052
真是的 桑拿之道真是深不可测

478
00:22:02,052 --> 00:22:03,245
老师 下面

479
00:22:03,246 --> 00:22:04,755
(最侦)

480
00:22:04,755 --> 00:22:06,301
真是的 快点穿裤子啦

481
00:22:06,302 --> 00:22:08,605
您并没有乳臭未干啊

482
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,206
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

483
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,791
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

484
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,292
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

485
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,002
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

486
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,462
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

487
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,047
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

488
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,674
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

489
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,300
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

490
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,931
[乘着节拍编织的JK魂]
[Beatに乗り紡ぐJK SOUL]

491
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:32,059
[这座城市的精英们 欢迎放马过来 让我见识见识]
[この街のheelよ　welcome bring it on Let me know.]

492
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,271
[给我出来吧比我还强的最强]
[出て来いよ私より強い最強]

493
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,816
[未来的天才美少女侦探真白！]
[未来の天才美少女探偵ましろ！]

494
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,153
[大衣的下摆随风摇曳]
[コートの裾揺らしてる]

495
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,322
[今晚也喝咖啡 抱歉！ 我可喝不了]
[今夜もcoffee Sorry！ I can't drink it.]

496
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,409
[虽然憧憬着大人的那种氛围]
[大人のムード憧れてるけど]

497
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,287
[别叫我纯白，复古褐老登]
[Don't call me　ピュアホワイト,セピアmen.]

498
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,746
[瞪视着 下流的身体]
[けしからん身体　睨む]

499
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,415
[对危险的hentai 砰！]
[ヤバイhentaiにBANG！]

500
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,958
[禽兽们瞄准鼻子打]
[ケモノは鼻を狙え]

501
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,918
[超级重量级的女孩]
[super-massiveなGirl.]

502
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,463
[要大干一场了 横扫一切吧]
[ぶちかまそう　薙ぎ払おう]

503
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,966
[单手握着火焰喷射器 大家都 say ho！]
[火炎放射器片手に　everybody say ho！]

504
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:04,249
[Say Hoooo！]

505
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:05,748
(下集)
[Say Hoooo！]

506
00:23:05,749 --> 00:23:06,927
(名云先生的成熟魅力)
[Say Hoooo！]

507
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:07,245
(名云先生的成熟魅力)
[Lay Chooo！]

508
00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:08,749
(迷路的小孩和真白)
[Lay Chooo！]

509
00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:10,111
(名侦探VS怪盗River Fake)
[Lay Chooo！]

510
00:23:10,111 --> 00:23:16,353
[Lay Chooo！]

511
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:20,024
[尽情展现吧！ 全力爆发吧！ 咕哩☆咕哩Physical!!]
[曝け出せ！　ブチあげて！　GORI☆GORI Physical！！]

512
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:23,235
[害兽击退 反社毁灭 hentai粉碎 恶灵退散]
[害獣撃退　反社壊滅　hentai粉砕　悪霊退散]

513
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,905
[肌肉！ 力量爆棚！ 咕哩☆咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[MUSCLE！　はちきれる！　GORI☆GORI Feez e-Girl！！]

514
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:29,533
[「没错，我就是未来的美少女名侦探！]
[「そうよ、私は未来の美少女名探偵！]

515
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,745
[是不是稍微有点不够刺激啊？ 再整一波！」]
[いささか刺激が足りなかったかな？　もう一回！」]

516
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,246
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

517
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,873
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Feez e-Girl!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリFeez e-Girl！！]

518
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,458
[咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩咕哩]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリゴーリゴーリゴリ]

519
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,293
[咕哩咕哩咕哩Physical!!]
[ゴーリゴーリゴリPhysical！！]

520
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,138
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520
00:23:41,305 --> 00:24:41,289
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