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Hey Kati.

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Hey sweetie. I hope you arrived safely in America because... oh man...

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I already totally miss you.

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Hello Kati. Here is Doris.

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Mom. Didn't you wanna go date your guy?

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The dating is over.

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Come... Don't be sad. Didn't fit you anyway.

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Have you met your guest family? I hope they are democrats.

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Oh mom...

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Nils. Come say hello to Kati.

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So listen... My mom obviously left that albanian terrorist.

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And is now in her 'we process the seperation with good mood' phase.

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Whatever.

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Hey. My sincere condolences again.

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Man, sweetie. You live in a large family?

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Is there anything worse?

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Cucumber! Have you finally changed clothes?

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You know it. Till later. Ciao.

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We wanna go now.

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Oh man, Kati. The only good thing about mom's relationships is that after every breakup we go to a chinese restaurant.

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Schneider. We have a table. For six.

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Umm... One, two, three.

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Anyone else coming?

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My boyfriend.

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I thought you broke up.

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What makes you think that we broke up?

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You said that the dating was over.

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It's not gonna turn into something serious, right?

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You look so stuffy.

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Mom!

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Doris.

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The albanian?

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Lena we take a deep breath and exhale all our aggressions out.

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 Metin

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Nils.

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Hello Yagmur.

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Hello Cem.

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This is Nils and this is...

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Lena.

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We already know each other.

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Almost. You always leave so fast when I visit your place.

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Yeah, you know, I am trying not to get used to mom's lovers. Then the goodbye won't be so difficult.

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She is excited, because she gets to go outside for the first time today.

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Very funny mom.

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Hi. I am Lena.

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Yagmur. May Allah be with you.

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Sorry, who is with me?

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What's up? I am Cem ey.

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I hate chinese bars. They put dogs into the food.

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A cliche. And it lives.

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So I would like to eat fast

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It's a bit too harmonic here for me.

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Kids, we must tell you something.

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In turkish: Yes kids, we wanna tell you something.

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Is that albanian?

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Ey, do you wanna insult me? That's turkish, got it?!

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In turkish: Is she stupid?

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Metin and I...

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Doris and I umm....

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We've known each other for a year already.

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Yes, we've known each other for a year now already.

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Wow. One year. I am really good at repressing.

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We...

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Hello. I would like the 34 and a Cola. Thank you.

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We wanna move in together.

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So you are taking the 34?

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Now it's out.

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And? Everything alright?

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Sure.

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Mom wants to move in with a guy and I wasn't asked. What could be the deal?

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Except war.

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This is me.

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Happy.

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Before my mom fell in love.

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And my life was over.

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And now...

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I live in a large family.

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And I could have really gone without that.

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She told you that she want's to move in with another family.

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And what did you say?

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I said, if you like him then I find that...

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Nils you always let yourself get talked into things.

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Man, you are 13. You have to start getting your own personality.

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Yes I... I am working on it.

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We are perfect the way we are.

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You, mom and I.

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I will ruin this evening for her.

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That jerk will leave really fast.

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Mom knew why she wouldn't tell you because you always think about yourself.

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That's totally not true.

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If you ruin this for her then you are responsible when she's still single at 60 and in need of therapy.

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She's a therapist. She needs a therapy anyway.

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If you like mom, then...

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You know exactly how much I like her. For whatever reason.

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And why don't you show her? For a change?

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Why do I always have to give in?

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I always give in. I am the rubber in this family.

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I love you.

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It's gonna go wrong anyway. And I knew it upfront.

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No matter what she says, she doesn't mean it.

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Mom.

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Father.

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Siblings.

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To us. To the Schneiders and the...

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Öztürk. Metin.

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To the Schneiders and the Özmnüks.

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Cheers.

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Thanks.

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You're welcome.

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In turkish: Cheers.

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Three weeks. Then you will be seperated anyway.

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Has pork been served on this plate before?

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I think so because you have pork dishes on your menu.

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I would like freshly new packed plate.

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I am muslim.

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That's a religion.

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Yes...

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Two weeks.

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My hope was in vain. Two weeks are over Kati. Two weeks.

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My mom did not find a new guy.

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So the albanian terrorist who ended up being a turkish commissioner hasn't been shot yet.

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Well, we are actually moving in with the turks.

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Alright guys. Time for our ritual.

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Oh mom, please.

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Not the circle.

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We're all on the same level. We talk about our fears.

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We leave our fears here in this apartment.

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I am scared that everything changes...

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...that is importat to me.

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We love you and make it so nothing changes that's important to you.

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I am scared that I can't make Metin happy.

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Also sexually.

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That's really disgusting.

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This exercise just doesn't work with teenagers.

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Is that beautiful.

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Yes, beautiful.

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Beautifully antisocial.

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It's a dream house.

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This woman cannot be my genetic origin.

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There comes the cop. Welcome to the police state.

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He's a forensic investigator.

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He said that he only needs a pubic hair or something like that to find the culprit.

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Then you would never be found.

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Cem. Do you like it?

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You think he's got hair on his back?

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Hey all turks have hair on their back.

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You think mom shave them for him?

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Man, think of the plan. Phase 1.

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We befriend our new siblings and Metin.

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I won't be calling him dad tho.

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Why not? I would like to say dad.

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Dad.

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How awesome does that sound?! Just like on TV, you know.

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Nils you are not just nuts. You are not even trying to hide it.

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And then comes Phase 2. We will be a family.

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Oh god. We moved in together.

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Yes.

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I love you.

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Say, your daughter has something militant about her.

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Yes?

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No that's her friendly face.

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Look at those clothes.

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One of those shitty quick fucker pants.

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Ey, look Yagmur, ey.

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Total no-name collection.

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That's totally embaressing. So... eco, ey.

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Hey. Cool pants.

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Yes. You too. You got great taste.

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Doris no. Doris. No. Stop it. No.

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Well, we gotta shave again.

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Eco system family?

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I got that from a colleague. It was a gift. Haven't even looked into it.

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Hold on.

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Bunny, it's my first real family and I want... I wanna be prepared.

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A six headed social tructure. There are laws...

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The only law here is called...

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'I love you'.

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You are so kitschy.

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Yes, that's how I got you.

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You only got her because she is stuck in her midlife crisis.

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Don't take it the wrong way Metin but...

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...if my mom was a man. You'd only be Porsche.

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Have you picked rooms already, kids?

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No but we will do that now, mommy.

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That one faces east. I'll take that.

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Oh, one sleeps with east.

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So. Don't get excited now. In there you got your peace. That'll be YOUR room.

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MOM!

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In turkish: DAD!

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Yes, seems like we need to put up a wall there.

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Then put up one.

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We will. We will.

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Soon.

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And that's a great way to get to know each other. Hmm, Cucumber?

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When is 'soon'?

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Never.

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My privacy is fucked, Kati.

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That would be the ideal reason for the first murder.

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BUT: Phase 1 is a peaceful mission after all.

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Yes, it's quite fun actually.

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Just like in holiday camp.

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Teenagers only go to holiday camps to have sex and take drugs.

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In turkish: Good morning.

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Yagmur. Did you fall asleep on the carpet again?

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He tickles her awake? Help, the turkish Waltons.

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Don't you dare touch me.

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Sorry. I just tried to be funny.

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-Morning.
-Morning.

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And? Phase 1 is going well, right?

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Hey. In my room lives Allah and Metin tried tickle me awake.

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Me too and it was so funny.

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One day your illness will be curable.

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Sup you potatoes.

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Morning you sweeties.

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Morning mom.

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Morning Cem.

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Ey, are you trying to fuck with me?

219
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Are we here at the Ostsee or why isn't she wearing anything?

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I hate it when she acts so enlightened.

221
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There are some rules, you should be familiar with, you know?

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This is my hood. My area. My street.

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Do you wanna sell real estate to me?

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Turkish for beginners. Lession 1.

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Cem is now your brother. I have responsiblity.

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Ey and Cem doesn't have the language to talk to Lena, ey.

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Then I'll tell you in high german.

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Dress appropiatly Ms. Schneider or else uncle Öztürk will get mad.

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Good day.

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Asshole.

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Nille, tea. Cay.

232
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Alright. I gotta go to the practice.

233
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Bye. Have a nice holiday.

234
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Breakfast?

235
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Kitchen is two Degrees South South West behind you.

236
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Refrigerator is quite easy to use.

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Bye, Hasi 1.

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Bye, Hasi 2.

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In turkish: Why did we move together? She doesn't even know how to make breakfast.

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Yes Cem. You are right.

241
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Doris looks wonderful today.

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Oh Cem, that's really sweet of you.

243
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Where am I here?

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In Germany. Almanya.

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Now come to the kitchen and help me. I gotta go to work, yallah.

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You're not making it easy for him.

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Like, carrier instead of household and so.

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Shit, damn it. Now I got burned. Say, why do I have to do this alone?

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Someone is putting their relationship on the line.

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How do you walk around, huh?

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German for beginners. Lession 1.

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Ms. Schneider does what she wants.

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Ey, do you wanna provoke me?

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Ey, if the neighbours see you like this, then...

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You'll be in trouble, not me.

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Yeah sure, Erkan.

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Now tell me, if one gets raped it's their own fault.

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The chestity thing is just a shitty trick by some reactionary turks who wanna keep their wives away from emancipation.

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Ey, do you always babble this much?

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Sorry. That's the side effect of being intelligent.

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Alice Schwarzer would be proud of me.

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I just cleaned up this morning.

263
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There lies a dead animal.

264
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:25,280
Mom cooks today.

265
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:29,560
Mom, don't do this to us. Please, you can't.

266
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,880
Well, what can't you do?

267
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:37,030
Fill the turkey with red cabbage. That's what you can't do.

268
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,850
Doris. Wow.

269
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,600
And what do you put in a turkey?

270
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,830
Yes, what do you put in? Mom.

271
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:52,670
Apple. Apples. You take apples. Red apples.

272
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,050
Apples.

273
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,580
Mom, this tastes totally yummy.

274
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,190
Doesn't it always?

275
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,100
I thought you can't cook.

276
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,410
She can't.

277
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,340
You don't really know me, Cucumber.

278
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:21,160
Oh, then I must have imagined the 16 years of fast food. Please excuse me.

279
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:25,530
And? What did you do the whole day? Did you get a holiday pass?

280
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,420
Coffee, tea, cocoa? I also have cookies.

281
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,750
Boah, cake would be really awesome.

282
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:32,620
Cem.

283
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,440
For real. Stop commanding my mom.

284
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,640
Why? The boy wants cake. That's totally natural.

285
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,330
You? Yagmur.

286
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,500
What are you praying for, anyway?

287
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,430
That everything becomes the way it used to be and you guys move out.

288
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,270
Send a greeting up. I'll have the same.

289
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,180
Say, do you also find me as shitty as I find you?

290
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,100
I think so.

291
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,720
I find it totally sick what you are doing there.

292
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,050
Well, to Mecca and so.

293
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:00,940
Nazi.

294
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,410
Mom. We can go.

295
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,069
It is wednesday. We go drink coffee and then you go to your practice.

296
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,770
You know, I only go to work afternoon so I can get the household done.

297
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,770
Look I am getting better. Cake evolution.

298
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,119
Getting the household done. Wow. Sounds like self-realization.

299
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:19,890
Good morning german.

300
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,470
Hey, what did you do to my mom.

301
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,510
Nice.

302
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,000
So.

303
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,150
Thanks.

304
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,390
Who wants something from the grocerie store?

305
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,990
I do. My old life please.

306
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,350
Super holidays.

307
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:52,550
Well. Where do you have Italy, Turkey and Greece in one. Only in Germany.

308
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,160
I wanna swing too.

309
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,060
Boo.

310
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,420
Cem you are so cool.

311
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:03,350
You are so emancipated. You'll see what you'll get.

312
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,310
Germans, ey.

313
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,340
Go, do it now.

314
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,080
O-Okay.

315
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,050
Try not to stutter for a change.

316
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:26,790
Hello. I'd like a vegeterian Döner without onions and with the not so spicy sauce without garlic.

317
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,530
Hey baby. New in the city?

318
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,700
Ey, this is my territory. I wanna know all the girls who walk for me.

319
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,980
Yeah sure.

320
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,190
What's the matter? Why? What?

321
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,670
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

322
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,020
Man, now...

323
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,420
Man, are you okay?

324
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,780
Ey, I'm going now, alright?

325
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:52,410
CEM!

326
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,060
Did you just call for your brother?

327
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:57,130
Yes I have, damn it! I have!

328
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,170
Are you related to this bitch or what?

329
00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:01,220
Ey, did you say something against my sister?

330
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,040
What are you looking at? Problem, huh?

331
00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,580
Ey you jerk. Not in the face we said.

332
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,890
Sorry it should look realistic.

333
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:06,470
Okay.

334
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,560
Yes exactly. Don't show yourself again you embryo face.

335
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,940
Man, he would have done who knows what to me, yeah!?

336
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,140
Shit.

337
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,790
Without you... Thanks.

338
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,330
Of course.

339
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,750
Thai curry with lamb.

340
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,900
You're not nagging. Are you sick?

341
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,310
Doesn't look like lamb tho.

342
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,660
Yes I orde... cooked lamb.

343
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,750
Lamb is nuttier.

344
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,960
Is it chicken?

345
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,850
I'm gonna make a fresh lemonade.

346
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,450
No chicken also tastes different.

347
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,910
This was in my moving box. Your class trip photos with Costa.

348
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,170
That's the guy from...

349
00:19:58,690 --> 00:19:59,870
You know him?

350
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:05,090
You're such an asshole Cem. So abnormally lousy.

351
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,130
I don't wanna put up with this shit anymore.

352
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,860
Mom. Phase 2 will definitely be abandoned. We will never become a family, got that?

353
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,910
Shit. That was pork. They delivered that with pork.

354
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:18,180
You know how much I love you. And because of that I have to do this.

355
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,550
Is it maybe beef?

356
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,280
My god, Yagmur. Maybe it is oink oink.

357
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,480
She ordered it at the delivery service. As always.

358
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,300
She can't cook. She hates cooking.

359
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,860
And she always worked the full day because she had fun.

360
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,340
She is free. Don't you get it? She's a free human.

361
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,640
And you force her to do things she doesn't like.

362
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,940
Man I wanna go back home.

363
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,010
Baba. She did...

364
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:43,460
Yagmur!

365
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,170
Baba!

366
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,560
Yagmur. Wipe this off.

367
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,960
What's going on here?

368
00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:00,620
Darling. The apartment is sold.

369
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,580
You said nothing will change. And you lied. Everything is changing. Everything.

370
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:06,740
Even you.

371
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,990
You agree with me.

372
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:14,290
Sometimes you change because you wanna do everything right.

373
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,490
You used to never do everything right.

374
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:21,840
Because I knew that... Because I knew that Nils and you would always love me.

375
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,060
Even if there is no food. Even if I don't have time...

376
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,530
Yeah. It's alright. You did it for him.

377
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,810
Maybe.

378
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:30,010
I want us to stop immediatly, yes?

379
00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,730
Man, I wanna live as we used to.

380
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:38,600
Darling, we may have taken a detour but I think in the future we will try to be ourselves.

381
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,310
We don't fit to them.

382
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:45,040
They are like a pack of animals. They eat together. They go to bed together.

383
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:50,290
When it's cold and one is lonely then many animals also make happy. Because they are there for each other.

384
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,280
Hello. There are heaters and TVs.

385
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,590
Good if you want to so bad then we will move out again.

386
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,890
Even though I love Metin.

387
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,450
Do you want that? Do you really want that?

388
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:15,590
You can stop the show. I hate it when you do that.

389
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,820
But it works.

390
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,280
So. You lovelies.

391
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:33,550
In the future we will all consider that we are all different.

392
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:39,990
Doris will keep being the worst housewife in the world because that's the one I fell in love with.

393
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,580
And she will work full time again.

394
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,590
And everyone of us will help in the household.

395
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:49,570
You the most.

396
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:53,520
Lena.

397
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:58,440
You don't need a father. I understood that.

398
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:04,580
But it would be nice if you wouldn't treat me like a criminal. I am a police officer. One of the good guys.

399
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,750
There we have it. I feel nothing. Nothing but...

400
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,510
Security.

401
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,930
Security?! Shit. Did anyone see that?

402
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:30,260
So. Let's start all over again.

403
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,320
Definitely Phase 2.

404
00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:40,340
So. Now we will take our first family photo.

405
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:43,080
You don't wanna document this horror.

406
00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:52,910
Even though apologizing is something for girls, but...

407
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,330
I am sorry.

408
00:23:57,150 --> 00:23:59,150
Apology declined.

408
00:24:00,305 --> 00:25:00,383
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