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I can't believe I'm getting another
one of these. It's so depressing.
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What's the big fucking deal?
It's just a car.
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Yeah, 'cause you don't have to drive it.
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When you're a woman, driving a minivan,
it's like wearing a scarlet letter.
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Except you're marked as invisible,
asexual and not a professional person.
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Hey, no one looking at you thinks
you're not a professional person.
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I can't speak to those other two things
at all. But you're very professional.
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- You're planning my wedding, right?
- I know.
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- You guys were so sweet to hire me.
- Yeah.
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But my main gig is just
driving my kids around all day.
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I can't do it. I can't pull the trigger.
I don't wanna get another one.
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Well, in that case,
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might I recommend something
a little bit sexier?
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Hello, sailor.
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Hey. Hi.
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- Hi. How's it going?
- Great.
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Me and my friend would love to test-drive
that yellow number over there.
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Yes. I'm just looking for a car
that can go fast
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and is sexy but makes me feel alive.
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It's time to drive.
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Yep.
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- Okay, let's go. Let's go.
- And let her fucking rip, bitch.
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- Fucking go!
- Come on. Yeah!
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One second, one second.
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Hey, Penguini. How's it going?
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I love you too, sweetie.
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Tell her I said hi.
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Say hi. Tell her I said hi.
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What the fudge, Penguini?
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- Fudge. My God.
- He was late again?
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That sucks, Penguini.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, yeah, well,
I'll be back home late tonight.
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Can't wait to see you.
Love you, Penguini. Bye.
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"I love you, Penguini. Penguini."
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What? Come on.
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You just code-switched
like a motherfudger.
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Oh, okay.
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- Well, Jenna doesn't swear and so...
- Yeah, I get...
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- ...I'm trying to accommodate that.
- Got that.
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- So sue me. And what...
- Who are you?
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- What? She doesn't swear.
- Who are you?
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- We started calling each other Penguini.
- Are you okay? Penguini?
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Penguini... It's fucking adorable.
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- What the fuck do you want from me?
- What are you like?
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Well, you didn't tell her I said hi.
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Why didn't you tell her I said hi?
Trying to keep us apart? What's happening?
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It didn't come up. What, you want me
to call her back and say you said hi?
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- No, it's fine.
- I'll text her.
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- I'm texting her.
- No, no, no.
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- Tell her you said hi. Sylvia says hi.
- Stop. You don't...
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- She says hi back. Look at that.
- Okay.
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- All right, Penguini.
- Connection has been made.
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- Okay. Let's do it.
- Okay.
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Yeah! Do it!
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry. I can't do this.
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I don't wanna do this. I can't.
I don't wanna do this.
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This is so stressful.
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I... No.
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Hey, it's very low.
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I can't do this. I don't wanna.
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Sir, will you help me
get out of this dumb fucking car?
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Okay, remember
we're on a very tight schedule
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to get down to San Diego after school,
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so no dawdling.
And don't forget your permit.
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Can you please sit up front
while I'm driving?
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- Dad gets so tense. It freaks me out.
- Okay. No problem.
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Mom, do we have to
go to Legoland tomorrow?
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I mean, I'm way too old for that.
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Buddy, come on. I have to work
Will's engagement party.
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Dad loves Legoland, okay.
He's taking the three of you down there.
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You have a job, Mommy?
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Kind of.
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- Okay. I... I kind of have a job.
- Bye.
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- Bye. Bye. Bye.
- Bye, Mom.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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He calls her "Penguini"?
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Yeah. It's the weirdest thing.
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- Because they like penguins?
- Apparently.
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I've just never seen
Will act like this before.
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He's just so stable and square.
He's kind of boring.
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I don't know. It's sad. For me at least.
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What's square about liking penguins?
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Well, you know, maybe it's a good thing.
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- Maybe Will is finally growing up.
- I guess.
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I've just never expected
to see this tame version of him.
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But maybe you're right.
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He's finally ready to settle down
and be as dull as the rest of us, right?
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We are not dull. We like Chappell Roan.
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God. Can everybody be quiet?
I need to change lanes.
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Maeve, what's happening on my right?
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- It's clear.
- You're good.
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OMG, it's Sephora. Look.
Take the next exit...
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- What are you doing?
- ...so we can get some boba.
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I am mimicking the audio environment
of a car full of teenagers.
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You got to say "rizz" to make it work.
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Oh, my God!
It's Timothée Chalamet over there!
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- Wait, where?
- It's a red light! It's a red light!
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Jesus.
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I think that one's on you, babe.
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Yeah.
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Fuck!
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- Well, hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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- Oh, my God. This place is stunning.
- Hi, Sylvia.
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- Yes.
- Are you kidding me? Wow. The ocean view.
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The gardens. I mean...
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- Have you never been here before?
- No.
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He's been commuting to LA for work, so...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. It's gorgeous.
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You know, she's the CEO of a giant food
conglomerate, so that's what you get.
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Sylvia's a CEO too.
We're in the same grind.
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Yes. That's very kind of you,
but I would not compare us.
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Well, keep plugging away
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and hopefully your boss gets fired
for sexual harassment.
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I'm my own boss,
so I can make that happen.
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You know, I have all the tips
for the vendors in my office.
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Why don't you come with me,
and I'll give you a tour?
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- Yes. You got it.
- Yeah.
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Have fun.
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- Here you go. This should be everything.
- Great.
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Listen, while I have you here,
I have a favor I need to ask.
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Yeah. How can I help?
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Dad really wants Will to join him
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in some stupid toast he's planning
for tomorrow.
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- Oh, okay.
- And Will doesn't wanna do it.
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Knowing Dad, I am sure that the toast
is going to be real cringe,
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but it would mean so much
to Dad if Will did it.
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Do you think you could try
to convince him?
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Of course. No, I can try.
I mean... You know Will.
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It's very hard to convince him to do
anything he doesn't wanna do, as you know.
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If you could just float it,
that would be amazeballs.
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Amazing, yes.
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Pardon me. I have a call.
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Beijing office. You're a CEO. You get it.
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Oh, yeah. Stop comparing us.
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Nǐ hǎo. Johnny 66.
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...waffle fries.
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Chin.
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Okay.
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Hey, hey, hey.
You... You're leaving already?
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Yeah. I gotta get to the club.
Lot to do before tomorrow.
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- Yeah.
- Are you excited?
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Yes. Very excited. Super excited.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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- Super psyched.
- What's wrong? You okay?
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Look, I got something
I need to tell you, okay?
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Oh, my God. Is she pregnant?
Is Jenna pregnant?
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No. No. Fuck, no. No, no. No, no.
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The opposite actually. Sort of.
In some ways.
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I have a crush on somebody.
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- What?
- I have a crush on somebody.
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What the hell are you trying to tell me?
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- I'm not... No, no.
- Are you having an affair?
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- What are you telling me?
- I'm not. I'm...
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It's just an innocent crush.
I have an innocent crush on...
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Have you never had a crush
on somebody before?
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- When I was a child. I was 10 years old.
- There you go.
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You know what it's like.
That's what I got.
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- I got one of those, okay?
- What do you mean?
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- Is this gonna blow everything up?
- It's just a... No.
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- It's just an innocent... A small little...
- I don't wanna hear about it.
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Well, I can't keep these feelings
locked inside me.
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Yes, you can. That's marriage.
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Just lock it up. Shut it down.
Just bury it.
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- I told you. Too late.
- What's wrong with you?
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Forget about this person.
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I shouldn't have said anything
because it was a joke.
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- What?
- I never said anything.
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- I never brought this up. Never happened.
- Still here?
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- Hey, sweetie.
- Oh, my God.
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Good to see you. Yeah, so...
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- Yeah.
- It's so good to see you and...
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and I'll see you later.
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See you tomorrow. Bye.
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I don't think having a crush
is just pre-wedding jitters.
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Well, what else could it be?
It's the pressure of getting married.
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This is the moment where he really
has to pull the trigger and,
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of course, he's getting cold feet.
It's classic Will.
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- Who does he have a crush on?
- I didn't ask.
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- I don't want to know anything about it.
- What did you say?
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I just told him to shut the fuck up
and grow a pair.
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I think you need to hear him out.
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I would love to hear him out,
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but I have to be at the golf course
by 7:00 a.m. for deliveries.
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And then I have 60 guests arriving,
a dozen of which are from out of town.
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And then, apparently, I have to install
an AV system for the toast.
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And that's more important than hearing
about your friend Will's marriage doubts?
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There's no time for doubts anymore, okay?
That ship has sailed.
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He's getting married
whether he likes it or not.
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This wedding is happening.
The machine is on.
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The machine is on?
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Yes. It is on.
There's no off switch, okay?
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I know this job means a lot to you,
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but don't let it get
in the way of talking to Will.
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Getting married is a big decision.
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You think I don't know that?
I was a basket case before our wedding.
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Will had to talk me down.
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Wait. You were? He did?
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No. No, no.
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JK, JK, JK.
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- I cannot find my lip balm.
- It's on the nightstand.
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Okay. Fine.
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You're right.
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I'll find time to talk to him
before the party tomorrow.
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I don't think he would've said anything
if he didn't need someone to talk to.
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I know. Okay. Thank you.
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I'm so lucky to have you.
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- Of course. I love you.
- I love you too, baby.
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Getting married to you was
the best decision I ever made.
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Oh, my God. I'm still awake.
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Wow, she is such a cockblock.
219
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Why did we buy her those $500 headphones
if she doesn't wear them?
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Look at that. Right?
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- Hey, buddy. Hi.
- Hey.
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- Hi, Sylvia.
- Jenna, you look so lovely.
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Yeah, right?
224
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- You guys, congratulations.
- Thanks. This whole thing's amazing.
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- You did really great. Yeah.
- I... Yeah.
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- I love the penguins on the tables.
- Yeah, so many penguins.
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- It's so us. You did such a great job.
- It really is.
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Such a great... It really is.
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- And the color palette...
- Yes.
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- Yes. I know.
- ...I mean, it worked.
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- So many different colors.
- Yeah.
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- You were right!
- It's all of them.
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- Yeah, basically all of them.
- It's a combination. Yeah.
234
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,030
- When you know, you know.
- Yeah, you knew.
235
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,365
- Congratulations.
- Hey, Uncle Pete.
236
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,950
- Yeah. Good to see you.
- Uncle Pete. Hi.
237
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,660
Where can a man get a scotch around here?
238
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,203
- I will show you. This way.
- Yes.
239
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,829
- Full bar right there, sir.
- Love you, penguin.
240
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,915
Love you, Penguini.
241
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,166
Don't be fooled by Uncle Pete.
242
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,460
He might look cute.
Apparently, he ate a man in Korea.
243
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,548
- Wow. Did he say what it tasted like?
- Lasagna.
244
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,509
I bet that guy hates Mondays.
Am I right?
245
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,554
I just want to apologize about
springing all that shit on you yesterday.
246
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,847
- I shouldn't have done that.
- No, no.
247
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,223
That was not cool of me.
248
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,516
- No apology necessary.
- No. It's all good.
249
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,017
You were trying to talk to me
about something.
250
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,561
I shut you down,
and I shouldn't have done that,
251
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,979
- and I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
252
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,481
No, honestly, I was freaking out,
but I feel much better now.
253
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,400
- It's in the past. I'm over it, okay?
- Okay.
254
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,026
- Yeah. Totally. Great.
- I'm glad to hear it, but...
255
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,571
- Yes.
- ...if you wanna talk about it again or...
256
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,947
I don't. I'm fine. It's nothing.
257
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,657
Not a thing,
so there's nothing to talk about.
258
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,325
Copy that. Speaking of which,
259
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,579
Jenna brought something up
that she wanted me to ask you about.
260
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,581
Oh, yeah?
261
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,083
I guess her dad is making a toast,
262
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,836
- and she wants you to do it with him...
- Fuck. This fucking toast.
263
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,754
What? What? How bad can it be?
264
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,591
- Just be a sport. Come on.
- It's bad. It's bad. It's really bad.
265
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,634
- Is it racist?
- No, it's not racist.
266
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,219
- Is it homophobic?
- No.
267
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,139
- Is it Islamophobic?
- Yeah, it's Islamophobic.
268
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,683
He wants me to participate
in his Islamophobic fucking toast
269
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,101
- at my own engagement party.
- Hey!
270
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,519
- Are you crazy?
- I don't know!
271
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,605
- It's just lame. It's just lame.
- All right.
272
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:13,191
- Okay? Yeah.
- Well, consider the message delivered.
273
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,736
Well, thank you.
I got it, and I don't want to do it.
274
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,906
God. I gotta go say hi to Jenna's aunts.
275
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,657
She's got eight aunts.
276
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,411
- It's like a colony.
- Okay. Well, good luck.
277
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,538
Hello, aunts! Welcome.
278
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,332
- For real?
- Have you seen Hereditary?
279
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,958
- My caviar's soggy.
- No, that movie's weird.
280
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,084
Hi, guys!
281
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,337
- Sylvia. Hi.
- Hey.
282
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,005
- Good to see you.
- Sylvia, good to...
283
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,381
- Good to see you.
- Hi. Happy to see you here.
284
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,884
You look terrific. Is that Ozempic?
285
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,968
- What?
- What?
286
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,386
- Hey, guys. Glad you could make it.
- No.
287
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,721
It's a pretty sick club, dude.
288
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:46,265
Yeah. Guess so. Yeah.
Her family's pretty well-off.
289
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,184
Did you see that Lucky Penny
was featured in Eater LA?
290
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,354
- I did. Yes.
- LA Times. New York Times.
291
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,272
You forwarded me every one of those clips.
292
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,483
- That shit was crazy, dude. Fire.
- Yeah, that was dope.
293
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,901
I was wondering if I could talk to Jenna
294
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,070
'cause we're thinking about opening up
a second Lucky Penny location,
295
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,488
and I would love to pick her brain.
296
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,115
- Sure. Knock yourself out, man.
- And with your permission, respectfully,
297
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,035
I'd love to pick Jenna's brain as well.
But my topic is AI.
298
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,287
You don't have to ask
my permission to talk to her.
299
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,830
You just fucking talk to her, guys, okay?
300
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,874
- Sylvia.
- Yes.
301
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,670
Can I ask you a professional question?
302
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:19,132
- Of course.
- Reggie and I are tripping right now.
303
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,262
- Is that the question?
- Like, microdosing?
304
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,555
No, this shit is macro.
305
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:30,727
Also, I put a tab of acid
in one of the champagne flutes for Omar.
306
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,854
Lost track of it.
307
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,146
- What?
- What?
308
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,733
Have either of you seen a tab of acid
in one of the champagne flutes?
309
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,026
It would be hard to spot
310
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,445
because they're kind of clear
and translucent-y.
311
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,947
Are you fucking kidding me?
312
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,657
- No.
- How the fuck did that happen?
313
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,992
How did you do that?
314
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,578
I'm not understanding what's not clear.
We put a tab of acid in...
315
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,663
- Fuck is wrong with you fucking guys?
- What's the matter with you?
316
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,998
Jesus fuck!
317
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,457
Will, I can tell you're upset.
318
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,168
Can we please talk about this
when I'm back from my trip?
319
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,253
- No!
- Shut up!
320
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,005
- We gotta find... Fuck.
- We have to... It's a nightmare.
321
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,173
A nightmare for you.
322
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,426
Imagine being here without being on acid.
323
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,094
Nobody drink! Everyone stop drinking!
324
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,471
- Stop! Stop, stop.
- Stop drinking! Stop!
325
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,432
- Everybody, stop. Just stop. Stop.
- Stop it.
326
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,642
- Take a beat.
- Just put... No, stop! Stop.
327
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,146
- Just don't drink because...
- Everyone, put your glasses down quickly.
328
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,647
- Drop your glasses.
- Yes.
329
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,025
Just quickly before we drink
our champagne.
330
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,443
- Yeah!
- There's a...
331
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:21,611
- Go on.
- There's a...
332
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,279
- Go ahead.
- There's an old Jewish tradition.
333
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,449
- Yeah, so...
- To those who have come before.
334
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,242
To those who have come before.
335
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,994
And-And we're not talking about
a conflict area.
336
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,954
- This is not political.
- And we're not talking about...
337
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,373
This is all to do with
the happy Jewish stuff.
338
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,084
- Yes. Circle of life.
- The classics. The good stuff.
339
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,294
That's The Lion King.
340
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504
- But, yeah, you know.
- Adjacent.
341
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,589
Raise your glasses...
342
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,176
- ...to those who've come before.
- To those who have come before.
343
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,053
- Let's pour it out.
- Now, dump 'em. Dump 'em out.
344
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,805
Every last drop. Yeah.
345
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,474
Lest our Jew god be vengeful.
346
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:54,185
- L'chaim!
- L'chaim!
347
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,437
Okay, that was bad.
Not as bad as it could have been.
348
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,981
- But we need more champagne right away.
- Yes, absolutely.
349
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,983
- What do we do?
- I'm gonna handle it. I've got a plan.
350
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,153
- You do?
- Yep. Of course. I have a plan.
351
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,657
We can take some Sprite
and mix it with a little vodka
352
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,869
and call it a dry Spanish cider.
353
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,204
That is not gonna fool anybody.
354
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,831
I'm sorry. I can't believe
this happened under my watch.
355
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,625
This is terrible.
I've ruined your engagement party.
356
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,502
- No, you didn't. It's fine.
- You gave me this opportunity.
357
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,920
- It's not your fault.
- It is my fault.
358
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,046
- It's not.
- It is my fault.
359
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,840
- It's not. It's really not.
- I'm a fake.
360
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,216
- You're not a fake. No.
- I'm a fraud.
361
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,051
My business is nonsense.
362
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,261
I bought a van,
363
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,638
and I had "Events by Sylvia"
painted on the side of it,
364
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,223
and then I had to sell it
two months later.
365
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,267
And now I see it sometimes
driving around the neighborhood,
366
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,353
and I have to pretend
to the kids that it got stolen.
367
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,106
We'll just buy more champagne, okay?
It'll be fine.
368
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,149
I have all of this white wine.
Could we not use this to sub out for it?
369
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,735
We need champagne.
Jenna's parents are Waspy alcoholics.
370
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,362
- All they fucking do is drink champagne.
- Really?
371
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,447
- Yes, it has to be champagne.
- Okay. I'll go and get some.
372
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,324
I'll go with you. I know the area better.
It'll be faster.
373
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,743
Will, this is your engagement party.
You can't leave.
374
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,370
Instead of arguing,
we could have done it already.
375
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,038
Look, let's just go. I'll drive.
376
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,207
Leave the Sprite.
377
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,792
Or bring it, whatever.
378
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,256
This is fun, huh? Sporty.
379
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,674
- Yeah.
- Okay.
380
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,926
Corporate ride.
One of the perks of the gig, you know?
381
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,470
It feels like it was built
without any shock absorbers,
382
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,306
so you really feel every bump in the road.
383
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:15,641
Really makes you
in tune with the ride, you know?
384
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,060
- Fun.
- Yeah.
385
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,732
- Wish I was wearing a sports bra.
- Yeah, wish I was too.
386
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,501
No. No, no, no. Fuck!
387
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,585
What? What?
388
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,046
Jenna's dad is very specific
about what he drinks.
389
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,006
- What does he like?
- He likes Veuve Clicquot.
390
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,300
It's all he talks about
is fucking Veuve Clicquot.
391
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,384
He loves Veuve Clicquot.
392
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,220
There's no Veuve.
I can't see any Veuve here.
393
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,472
Excuse me, sir.
Do you have any Veuve in the back?
394
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,057
Sorry, everything we have
is on the shelves.
395
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,601
- You have no more Veuve?
- Is that how it's pronounced?
396
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,311
There's another one,
but it's like a half an hour away.
397
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,855
It seems dumb to leave and... We'll be fine.
398
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,900
That's... That's Veuve.
399
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,319
That's fucking Veuve. Mon Dieu!
400
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,319
- Look.
- Look at that.
401
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,530
Yeah. You got a butt load
of Veuve over here.
402
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,949
- This is the Veuve.
- No, no.
403
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,450
- You're swimming in Veuve.
- So sorry,
404
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,285
but that is actually reserved
for another party.
405
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,870
- All of this is reserved?
- Yeah.
406
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,206
I don't think you understand.
We're trying to save an engagement party.
407
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,916
We could really use your help.
Just, even half of these.
408
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,878
So, what you're saying is
this is a champagne problem?
409
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,463
First time you use that one?
410
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,509
- No.
- Yeah. Didn't think so.
411
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,263
We're getting that fucking champagne.
412
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,348
Obviously.
413
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,439
All right. Baldy's MIA.
Let's do this thing.
414
00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,653
{\an8}Okay.
415
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,951
The name on the order is Hector Alvarez.
416
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,203
Perfecto.
417
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,540
We just need to find
the most stoned employee in this place.
418
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,922
- Oh, my God.
- Bingo.
419
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,843
- Let's fucking go, brah.
- Let's do it.
420
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,636
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.
421
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,182
- We called ahead to reserve the Veuve.
- Yes. That Veuve is our Veuve.
422
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,934
Yes, under the name Hector Alvarez.
423
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,768
Come with me.
424
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,605
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
425
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,941
Cool. Great, thank you.
426
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,943
- Okay.
- Hey.
427
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,155
The Veuve. May I see some ID?
428
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,364
Thank you so much.
429
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,533
I'm so flattered
that you would ask me that.
430
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,411
- Okay. Keep it in your pants.
- Tap here.
431
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,121
There you go.
432
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,289
Excuse me.
433
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,416
- Do you want your receipt?
- Nah, don't worry about it.
434
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,168
- Sir!
- We already paid for this.
435
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,170
Okay. Be careful. Be careful!
436
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,588
- It's okay.
- Hey!
437
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,672
Oh, shit.
438
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,927
You're lucky this location
has a "no chase" policy, buddy!
439
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,429
- Nice!
- Oh, my God! That was amazing.
440
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,474
Like Robin Hood
but we're fighting against big-box stores.
441
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,725
- Fuck big-box stores!
- Yeah! Fuck 'em!
442
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,478
Honestly, I do love big-box stores though.
443
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,230
- They're very convenient.
- They got everything.
444
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,899
Shit, you know what?
Actually, we gotta turn in here real fast.
445
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,776
- What?
- We're gonna stop here for one second.
446
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:12,860
- Are you hungry at all?
- No.
447
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,403
We gotta get back to the engagement party.
448
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,488
Don't worry about it.
449
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,990
- It'll take two seconds.
- This is your engagement party!
450
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,617
It has the best sandwiches in San Diego.
451
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:22,286
- One of the best you'll ever have.
- I don't want a sandwich!
452
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,829
One bite and you will thank me.
453
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,749
- It'll change your life. They're so good.
- I don't want a sandwich.
454
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,584
I wanna go back to the party I'm throwing...
455
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,919
- Just gonna be...
- ...for you.
456
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,838
Two seconds. Two seconds.
Just chill, okay.
457
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,965
- I can't.
- Well, hello there, Will.
458
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,800
- Hey!
- How you doing on this fine Saturday?
459
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,593
I'm... I'm A-okay.
460
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,346
Wow. That's better than "B-okay."
461
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,305
B-okay.
462
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,392
You sound like E.T. You guys have that?
You guys know that movie still?
463
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,185
- I know that movie.
- Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
464
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,729
E.T. prevailed. So...
465
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,023
- I'm digging that mullet.
- Thank you. It's new.
466
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,901
- It's just a new thing I'm trying. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's cute.
467
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,237
Thank you.
468
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,489
This is my friend Sylvia.
469
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,032
- Hi.
- I'm Hannah.
470
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,660
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
471
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,912
So, what do you...
What do you recommend today?
472
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,540
Well, I just got this
amazing new dry salami
473
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,876
from a charcuterie dude from Los Olivos.
474
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,461
I would say hit that
with our home-churned goat butter.
475
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,297
- It's local AF.
- Great, yeah.
476
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:16,132
I'll have one of those.
477
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,302
- Do you want anything?
- I'm good. Thanks.
478
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,350
- It's a cute place, right?
- Yeah, it's cute.
479
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,105
Real cute.
480
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,401
- That's your fucking crush, isn't it?
- No.
481
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:35,944
- Yes, it is.
- Nope.
482
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,362
You turned bright red
when she complimented your mullet.
483
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,489
I'm not good at accepting compliments.
I don't know what to tell...
484
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,534
"B-okay. A-okay. You know E.T.?
Remember E.T.?"
485
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,619
Okay, okay, yes.
486
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,704
Hannah's my crush, okay? That's my crush.
487
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,414
Is that why you brought me here
during a party
488
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,791
that I'm throwing
for your whole new family?
489
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,335
Yes, it is. I know.
490
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,378
Isn't that fucked up?
That's exactly what I did.
491
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,255
I'm not gonna let you blow up
your whole life
492
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,634
- over Miss Jersey Mike's in there.
- First of all, not a Jersey Mike's, okay?
493
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:00,968
This place has won multiple awards.
494
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,137
And second, you said
I could talk to you about this shit.
495
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,765
- You're all over the map with this stuff.
- Okay. Hey, I'm your friend.
496
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,016
- I'm here.
- Yes. Yes.
497
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,393
Are you not in love with Jenna anymore?
Is that what's happening?
498
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,811
No, I'm madly in love with Jenna.
499
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,774
It's just, you know, then I come here,
and I talk to Hannah,
500
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,442
and I'm like is she more my speed?
501
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,735
Is this more my speed?
502
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:21,280
And then I go hang out with Jenna more
and her family, and we're at golf clubs
503
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,573
and we're barbecuing.
504
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:26,285
And then I come back here,
and I'm like... Hannah.
505
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,663
She's cool. She's more my speed, maybe.
506
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,956
- You know what I mean?
- Okay.
507
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,791
- You're really asking me this?
- Yeah.
508
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,959
Is that why you brought me here?
509
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,669
Look, you know me better
than anyone in the world.
510
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,255
I just need some advice, okay?
511
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:40,007
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
512
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,677
What is... What is...
513
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,888
- Hannah.
- ...Hannah like? What is she like?
514
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,851
Well, she's more my speed.
515
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,060
She's very complex,
516
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,981
so it's hard to just define her
in one sentence, but I'll try.
517
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,566
Okay.
518
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,776
She likes sandwiches.
519
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,028
Anything else?
520
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,409
She seems much happier
in the summer months.
521
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,744
She said that she likes the summer.
522
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,831
She said,
"I'm much happier in the summertime."
523
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,042
- Really?
- She likes Fridays.
524
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,794
She said to me, "Thank God, it's Friday."
525
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,882
- She's religious maybe. I guess, also.
- What are you talking about?
526
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,342
- I don't know anything about her.
- What is happening? You're just...
527
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,387
- I don't know fucking anything about her.
- You're sabotaging the whole thing.
528
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,848
- I know. I know. I know.
- This is what you always do.
529
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,892
When you have something good,
you blow it up.
530
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,269
- And you're doing it again. Yes.
- I do that, don't I?
531
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,729
- I really do. That is a thing I do.
- Yeah.
532
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,981
- I have a pattern of doing that.
- You gotta stop worrying
533
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,357
- about being cool, okay?
- Fuck. Wow.
534
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,484
Look, marriage is scary.
535
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,195
- Yeah.
- Commitment is scary.
536
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,362
- It's true.
- Yeah.
537
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,616
But I know you, and you can do this.
538
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,326
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay? All right?
539
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:51,371
And the thing about that girl in there
that you gotta remember
540
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,832
is she has a Deadpool tattoo.
541
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,418
- I know. She does have a Deadpool tattoo.
- It's terrible.
542
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,963
I keep telling myself it's from before
when the movies came out, but it's not.
543
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,424
It's-It's from probably around
when the second movie came out.
544
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,468
- She has a Deadpool tattoo. Yes.
- It's really bad.
545
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,428
- Thank you. See? I appreciate it.
- Okay. Are you good?
546
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,513
- I feel much better.
- Okay.
547
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:11,642
This is exactly what I was hoping for.
I'm good. I appreciate it, okay?
548
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,019
Don't kick it. It has a face.
549
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:16,979
Hitler had a face.
550
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,942
If he rolled by carrying a bunch
of burritos inside him, I'd kick him too.
551
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,825
- Fuck!
- Jesus.
552
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,248
- Oh, my God.
- I'm sure it's fine.
553
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:51,097
It's a dry Spanish cider from Barcelona.
554
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,015
Yes. Here you go. Take a sip.
555
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,853
Hey. Everybody, hi. It's Hank.
556
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,650
Although today I'm gonna be known as
the father of the bride.
557
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,405
I want you all to welcome
our future son-in-law... Will.
558
00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:10,992
- Hey, Will!
- Will! Will!
559
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:14,912
Now, Will is truly a wonderful fella
even though he's not a redhead.
560
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,374
Yeah.
561
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,625
And here's my little princess.
562
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,003
I know you guys know that I dote on her,
563
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:25,506
but me and the fellas, we got together,
in case you don't know,
564
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:28,093
teach you a little something something
about her, okay?
565
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:31,512
Okay.
566
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,807
South Side La Jolla
567
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:37,185
Don't be fooled by the clubs
That she swings
568
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,854
She's still Jenna leading everything
569
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,106
Used to hit the links, now she's CEO
570
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,609
In the boardroom she's a real mofo
571
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,819
Even though my parents
Really hate to fly
572
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,322
For my Jenna they took a red eye
573
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,449
I'm so glad that they could attend
574
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,701
In San Diego
Where the dream never ends
575
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:55,704
Yeah!
576
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,209
Thank you.
577
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:03,669
Thank you, Will,
578
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,881
- for letting my family embarrass you.
- Thank you. I love you.
579
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,925
- Guilty.
- Yeah, okay.
580
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,970
They have done it to me my whole life.
581
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,765
- I love you so much, Will.
- I love you too.
582
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:18,977
One last toast.
583
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,273
To those who have come before.
584
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,112
Now please enjoy cupcakes by Tammy.
585
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,447
They're good.
586
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,741
You were right. The toast was that bad.
587
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,452
It was fucking brutal, wasn't it?
588
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,621
Thank you for having
the chat with me, though.
589
00:25:38,622 --> 00:25:41,082
- I feel much better.
- No. It was the least I could do.
590
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,751
I do think you and Jenna
are a really good fit.
591
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:44,836
I appreciate it.
592
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:47,213
And, you know, it means a lot
coming from someone I trust.
593
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,130
So thank you.
594
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,258
Well, let me know
when you find that person.
595
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:53,052
- To J.Lo.
- To Jennifer Lopez.
596
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,637
And to you for doing such a good job.
597
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,349
- You saved the day. You're good at this.
- Thank you, buddy.
598
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,310
The Spaniards.
599
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,730
- It tastes like Sprite.
- Cider.
600
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,275
- What a party.
- Yeah. Didn't she kill it?
601
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:08,359
She did so good, right?
602
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,902
I'm so pleased that you're happy, Jenna.
603
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,613
It was so lovely
to meet your whole family.
604
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,324
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Today was perfect...
605
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,704
despite the fact
that you two disappeared for most of it.
606
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,416
Just curious,
where did you two go together?
607
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,334
We just...
608
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,086
This place almost ran outta champagne.
609
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,462
- Yes. Yeah.
- I mean, it was...
610
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,672
We needed to just get more Veuve
611
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,632
- for the toast. Yeah.
- We just went to get more Veuve, and...
612
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,801
That's all.
613
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:35,888
If you say so.
614
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,098
Oh, yeah!
615
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,392
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yeah!
616
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:44,813
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yeah!
617
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:47,857
Oh, yeah!
618
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,402
- Well... guess he found my tab.
- Yeah!
619
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,112
- Uncle Pete! Uncle Pete!
- You guys, stop him.
620
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:56,199
- I should probably go help out with that.
- Yes, I-I should probably not come.
621
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,242
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you should not. Okay.
622
00:26:58,243 --> 00:26:59,286
Thank you again.
623
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,205
Pete!
624
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,040
Uncle Pete!
625
00:27:04,305 --> 00:28:04,325
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