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Guys, can you help me put the boxes
in the minivan, please?

2
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What's this for again?

3
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This is for Katie's son's birthday party.

4
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Frances, can you grab
the water bottles, please?

5
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This is child labor.

6
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Maeve, can you grab
the party bags, please?

7
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Jessipa and I
are having a staring contest.

8
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Can you guys keep it down? I'm busy.

9
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I literally never ask you to do anything!

10
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Guys! We talked about this. Let's go.

11
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Thanks, sweetie.

12
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But if it's "Events by Sylvia,"
why are we doing it?

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Coyote!

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Initiate freeze protocol.

15
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Babe, we gotta call animal control.

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I call and I call and they say it's not
their problem until there's a corpse.

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What's a corpse?

18
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It's a dead body.
One day you'll be a corpse.

19
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- [whispers] Simon!
- Can we not?

20
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But it's true.

21
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[Simon sighs]

22
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- Okay.
- Okay. Come on.

23
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Okay.

24
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Can Jessipa eat my hot dog?

25
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No, no. Never give Jessipa a hot dog.

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Too late.

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["I Was Once a Glass of Tang" playing]

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- [children clamoring]
- On your knees, bitch! [screaming]

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- Hey. Here we go.
- [Katie] Ooh.

31
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Oh! This is so disturbing.

32
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- Why?
- Oh, we don't let Simon play with guns.

33
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Ooh.

34
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Thank you. Thank you. Now, do you need
anything else? I feel like we're all set.

35
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- Mmm! Can I see the cake?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, my God. It's so cute! Isn't it cute?
- [Sylvia] Mm-hmm.

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It's... It's so cute.

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- [Katie] Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

39
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Okay. So what's next
with planning Will's wedding?

40
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Well, just the boring stuff.

41
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I mean, wine tasting, looking at venues.

42
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But I don't know what's gonna happen now
I know Jenna low-key hates me.

43
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I mean, can you blame her?

44
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You and her fiancé literally disappeared
for half of her engagement party.

45
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- Whose side are you on?
- Hers. I believe women.

46
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Okay. It was Will's idea
to leave the party.

47
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I kept trying to take him back there.

48
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Oh. Oh, I didn't know that part.
Okay, then everything's okay.

49
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Jenna and I,
we don't really know each other yet.

50
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We just need to become friends,
and then Will and I can remain friends.

51
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- It's very simple.
- Come on.

52
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You are not gonna become real friends
with Jenna.

53
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Okay. I know. But that doesn't mean
she can't be the kind of friend

54
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that you intend to get a drink with
but never do.

55
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Okay. That's smart. Aim low.

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- Very low. Ow!
- Oh!

57
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- Are you okay?
- I don't... N-No.

58
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I don't know... That child is unhinged.
Whoever that is. What is his name?

59
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Okay. Okay, calm down.
This is normal. Your son's just a dork.

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Basically, Johnny 66 wants to open these,
like, gastropubs nationally.

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And this is the first one.
It's really nice, right?

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Do you guys have a name for it yet?

63
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Yes. Corporate has settled, uh, on a name.

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Uh, it is short for Johnny 66.

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It is "Jay 6."

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Hmm. It, uh, kinda reminds me
of something. [chuckles]

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I can't imagine
what it reminds you of. [laughs]

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It tested very well. Apparently,
it had a very sticky name.

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- Mmm.
- I don't know about you guys,

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- but it reminds me of January 6th.
- Yeah.

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I was there but only
because I was visiting family in DC.

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Next thing I know, there's a commotion,
I end up at the Capitol.

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Beautiful building.

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You should not tell people that story.

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I took my shirt off.

76
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Uh... Anyway, Will,
I'm so proud of you though, man.

77
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I'm so proud of you! I mean, look at this.
You're, like, running this place.

78
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You're like
a total corporate girlboss now.

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Yes, I am. I really am. [chuckles]

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I was so sick of your cool
Bon-Iver-artiste bullshit,

81
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but you've really blossomed
into a beautiful capitalist piggy,

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- and I love it.
- Thanks, dude.

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I'm as surprised as anyone that
I like working for a big company. [laughs]

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- Bro, Jenna's done good with you.
- Yes.

85
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- You're a different dude.
- Thank you.

86
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But has the dust settled
from the engagement party,

87
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or is she still pissed at you and Sylvia?

88
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No, she hasn't brought it up at all
actually. I think it's totally blown over.

89
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Yeah. I mean,
that's exactly how women work.

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They just let things blow over,
easy-breezy.

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- They don't hold on to anything.
- No, that's crazy.

92
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Sylvia and Jenna hate each other.
There's gonna be a catfight. [hisses]

93
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Don't try to start shit
with this thing, okay? [chuckles]

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Dude, Sylvia, like,
planned your engagement party,

95
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and then she kidnapped you,
and you missed the whole thing.

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You have to admit Sylvia
doesn't have the best track record

97
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when it comes to you
and your significant others.

98
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We are both equally responsible for
what happened at the engagement party.

99
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Mmm. Would it have happened
with anybody else though?

100
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Okay, yeah.

101
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I-I've been really worried about Jenna and
Sylvia spending too much time together.

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I know what you have to do, all right?
Do not let them speak to each other.

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Do not let them around each other.
Unless... three-way.

104
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Nice. Good advice. Thank you.

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End all contact between Sylvia
and Jenna forever.

106
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How the fuck do I... [stammers]
Sylvia's literally planning my wedding.

107
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Oh, just be vague but positive. Like,
"Yeah, we'll 100% hang out in the future.

108
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Let's figure it out."
Then never figure it out.

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- You never figure it out.
- Right.

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If you're in the market
for a new wedding planner, I am available.

111
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If you're looking for someone
with a younger profile,

112
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I recently took a MasterClass on
floral arrangement from Jennifer Garner.

113
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Oh, I love <i>Yes Day.</i>

114
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This fucking banner.

115
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I told them not to hang this shit.

116
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"The heart of an alehouse,
the soul of America"?

117
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What the fuck does that even mean?
It sucks, right?

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- Yeah, it's not great.
- I'm not a philosopher,

119
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but I think the heart
of an alehouse is the ale.

120
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Yo, you gotta run through
Lucky Penny sometime soon.

121
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I've been running this illegal
high-stakes, late-night VIP poker game.

122
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And guess what I'm calling it?
"Reggie's Game."

123
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I can send you the password.

124
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Is it "Vinny Chase"?

125
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No. What the heck?

126
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- It actually is. Holy shit. First guess.
- [Reggie] Who told you?

127
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I really need you there though.
It's Friday at 9:30.

128
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Yeah, I will 100% hang out
in the future with you.

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- Oh, you're doing the thing!
- There you go!

130
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- Yeah, it works. It's good.
- It works really well actually.

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- I really thought you were coming.
- I know.

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- Just like that.
- It feels right.

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- Mmm.
- Mmm.

134
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This one's nutty
and mossy and a little dirty.

135
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Mmm? [laughs]

136
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Should we wait for Jenna
before we make any decisions?

137
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Oh, she can't make it.

138
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Oh, why not? What happened?

139
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She got stuck in San Diego.
She was so bummed too.

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She-She's like, "Oh, Will, I wish
I could come. I just can't come."

141
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Okay. And this has got nothing to do with
what happened at the engagement party?

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Like, she seemed a little irritated when...

143
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Oh, no, no, no. No. Totally fine.
Totally fine.

144
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It's just hard for her to get down to LA
in the middle of the week, you know.

145
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- Aw.
- CEO stuff.

146
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I-I really wanna make an effort for her
and I to be friends, you know,

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- outside of our friendship.
- Of course.

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- It really means a lot to me.
- She would like that as well.

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- I'll reach out to her.
- Oh, you don't have to do that.

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Uh, you'll-you'll-you'll see each other...
You'll hang.

151
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You know, she gets guilty when she has
to tell people she's too busy to hang out.

152
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But you'll-you'll-you'll organically spend
plenty of time together

153
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- in the very near future.
- Okay.

154
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Yeah, she was so bummed
to be stuck in San Diego.

155
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- Hmm. [groans]
- Yeah.

156
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<i>I love visiting Los Angeles!</i>

157
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So turns out Jenna is in town.

158
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So much for being a busy CEO
with no time for Will's friends.

159
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And why are you looking at her Instagram?
What is oyster shucking?

160
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- <i>Elliott.</i>
- <i>What is shucking?</i>

161
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- <i>That's correct.</i>
- 'Cause Will told me

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that she was in San Diego.
He totally lied to me.

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[sighs] Well, you know,
I'm sure it was just a last-minute thing.

164
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No, no. This is absolutely not
a last-minute thing. Look.

165
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- [Charlie] Uh-huh.
- They're just all hanging out.

166
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- Who is Paula Abdul?
- <i>Who is Paula Abdul?</i>

167
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Y-You know what? [stammers]
I don't even see why you care.

168
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You don't want to go to Lucky Penny
anyway. What's the big deal?

169
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I'll tell you what the big deal is.
If I can't be friends with Jenna,

170
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then that means that I'm not going
to be able to hang out with Will.

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That is not true. That's not gonna happen.

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That's what happened
last time he was married.

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I don't want to lose him again.
He's one of my oldest friends.

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If I were to replace him now,
it would take 25 years

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for me and this new friend to catch up
to where Will and I are.

176
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And by then, I'm practically dead
and who cares?

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Uh-huh. Who cares? Right.

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Okay, please, babe. This is important.

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As we get older, our old friends
become more and more important.

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Okay. You know what?

181
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I'm sure that Will is just torqued up
about getting engaged again, you know?

182
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You know, you and Jenna
will become friends eventually.

183
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Just give it time.
It'll happen, naturally.

184
00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,608
<i>...when I use this eight-letter
French synonym for "tushy."</i>

185
00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,109
[kisses] What is the derriere?

186
00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,569
- <i>What is derriere?</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

187
00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,653
- Yeah! [grunts]
- You're wrong.

188
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,323
Will and I always get screwy
when he's in a couple.

189
00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,824
- Can you just tell me what to do?
- [sighs]

190
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,243
- Please, can you tell me what to do?
- Babe, here's what you need to do.

191
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You need to do nothing.
He will come around.

192
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- Give them some space.
- Okay. Okay, you're right.

193
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I'll just... I'll just keep it cool.

194
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Yes. Just keep it cool. Keep it cool.

195
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If I could just, please...
Oh! There it is! Daily Double.

196
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,760
- [vocalizes]
- [Sylvia sighs]

197
00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,887
Ooh, what should we wager, Jessipa?

198
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[screams] What? Not in the bed.

199
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,016
- I told you, not in the bed.
- It's fine.

200
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,601
- She likes the warmth. It's fine.
- Absolutely not!

201
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,479
Whoa. Where'd she go?
Wait, where'd she go?

202
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- [exclaims, screams]
- No, don't. Don't--

203
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Jessipa, Jessipa, where did you go?
Jessipa? Jessipa? Jessipa? [clicks tongue]

204
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- [screaming]
- Hey, hey! Just keep it calm. Keep...

205
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,990
Jessipa? [grunts]

206
00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:57,745
Hey, Penguini. I just made some,
uh, dinner reservations for 7:30...

207
00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,290
Sylvia? Hey.
What are you doing here? [chuckles]

208
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,959
Hey, William. How was work?

209
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,340
It was great. I was just over at Jay 6.
Things are progressing very nicely. Um...

210
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,299
What are you ladies up to?

211
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,510
We're great. We're just looking
at some rental options.

212
00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:14,846
- Oh.
- Yeah. These books have all the inventory

213
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:18,349
and I just figured that it would be faster
if we flip through it together

214
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,142
- than via email, you know? [chuckles]
- Yeah.

215
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,978
There's so much gorgeous stuff in here.

216
00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,021
Sylvia's gonna grab you tear sheets
of my top picks.

217
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,774
Cool. Sylvia, do you want me
to take you downstairs and help you

218
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,985
with the parking validation?
It's kinda tricky to figure it out.

219
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:32,113
No. Uh, we've still got a lot of stuff
to get through, so no.

220
00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,948
- [phone buzzes]
- Oh, fudge, pardon me for a sec.

221
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,117
- I have to take this call. [chuckles]
- No problem.

222
00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,869
[speaks French]

223
00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,746
Ooh, la, la.

224
00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,838
[whispering] What the fuck
are you doing here?

225
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:53,050
My job. Oh, did I not mention
that I was meeting up with Jenna?

226
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,218
Oh, ha ha ha.

227
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,304
That's very... This is some fucking
<i>Fatal Attraction</i>-type shit

228
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,430
that's going on right now.

229
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,098
Why are you trying to keep Jenna
and I apart?

230
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,393
Maybe because you interfere
in every relationship I've ever had.

231
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,312
- [thuds]
- What are you talking about?

232
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,731
I'm talking about how you can't help
yourself. You're like a mechanic.

233
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,150
You get under the hood and all
of a sudden, you find all these problems

234
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,360
- that weren't there before.
- What's going on? Is this the crush?

235
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,779
- Is that what's happening? Is it back?
- You're doing it right now.

236
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,908
This is what I'm talking about! Look.
I think everyone would agree

237
00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,535
that everyone's lives
would be infinitely easier

238
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,496
if you two just never had any contact
ever again for the rest of your lives.

239
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,207
That is the stupidest thing
I have ever heard.

240
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,417
I can't be friends with you
and have no contact with your wife.

241
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,419
Why? It seems pretty clear-cut
and simple if you ask me.

242
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,214
Do I have to explain this to you?
You saw how she reacted at the party.

243
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,341
It clearly bugged her
that we were out together.

244
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,259
It didn't bug her.
She hasn't brought it up since then.

245
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,094
- She hasn't even thought about it.
- Oh, my God!

246
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,472
As a woman, I can tell you
she's still bugged about it.

247
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,475
- Don't woman-splain to me.
- I will woman-splain to you all day!

248
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,143
You shouldn't be "splaining" nothing
to nobody.

249
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,312
If you don't let Jenna and I hang out,
you know what's gonna happen?

250
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,439
She's gonna think you're hiding something,
she's gonna hate me,

251
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,815
and you and I won't be friends again.

252
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,026
Don't you think you're being
a little dramatic about this?

253
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,903
I don't think so.
You're about to get married again.

254
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,363
If we wanna stay friends this time,

255
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,990
then we're gonna have to do
normal, adult stuff

256
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,784
like couples dinners and shit like that.

257
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,453
Fine. You wanna do
a motherfucking couples dinner?

258
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,331
- Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner.
- I can't fucking wait. Tomorrow night.

259
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,333
- Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner.
- Oh, I'm fucking in.

260
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,876
Great. 7:00 p.m. My place.

261
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,879
Great. 7:00 p.m., your place.
Couples dinner's fucking on.

262
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,631
Awesome. She got any dietary restrictions?

263
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,967
She says she's allergic to gluten.
But she's not.

264
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,719
- What am I supposed to do with that?
- Same thing I do with it, nothing.

265
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,263
- Awesome.
- You fucking accept it.

266
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,472
- Wow.
- Hey!

267
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,850
- Hi!
- <i>Bonjour.</i> How was the call?

268
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,518
[sighs, speaks French, laughs]

269
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,646
[laughs] Good. Well, Penguini, we're gonna
have a couples dinner with them tomorrow.

270
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,315
I love a couples dinner.

271
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,817
Who doesn't?

272
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,694
Oh, I'm gluten-free.

273
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,155
Perfect. Just the four of us.

274
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,575
- Yep. Can't wait.
- Perfect.

275
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,535
Wow. This is... This is a lot.

276
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,078
Well, I want it to be special.

277
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,373
It's our first couples dinner with them,
and Will doesn't think it's gonna work.

278
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,251
I want to show him that we can have
a great time, the four of us,

279
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,003
and that Will doesn't know
what he's talking about.

280
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,463
Well, I'm glad you took my advice
about keeping things chill.

281
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,008
Okay. Just have a canapé
and let me do my thing, okay?

282
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,926
Okay. [clears throat]

283
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,011
[doorbell rings]

284
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,471
Ooh! Okay. [exhales deeply]

285
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,016
You're bringing those to the door?

286
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,642
- Hey!
- Hi. [chuckles]

287
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,519
- Hey! How are you?
- Hi. Welcome. How are you?

288
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,938
- Oh, hi.
- Hi. Good to see you. Oh!

289
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,940
- There you go. [chuckles]
- Look at that. [chuckles]

290
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,650
- Thank you. Look at that. Thank you.
- No problem.

291
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,402
- Thanks for having us. [chuckles]
- Of course.

292
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,529
- We're so glad we can finally do this.
- I know!

293
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,364
How have we never done this before?

294
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,200
Well, you know,
we live in a whole other city.

295
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:23,410
Also, she works all the time.

296
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,912
You work pretty crazy hours
yourself, William.

297
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,122
- I do.
- Uh, Charlie actually works a lot.

298
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,498
- He's a lawyer.
- Mmm.

299
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,459
Yep. And you are no slouch

300
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,212
in the work department either,
babe. [chuckles]

301
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,505
[sniffs]

302
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:36,673
[sighs]

303
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,424
Safe to say we all work a lot.

304
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,551
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah. That's adulthood for you.

305
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,262
Yeah. Just slaving away doing shit
you don't care about. [chuckles]

306
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,600
Well, that's not really how you feel.
I mean, beer is your passion.

307
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,477
That is true. It is. Mmm.

308
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:49,977
Yeah.

309
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,814
- Would you like gluten-free focaccia?
- Oh. Right... Right now?

310
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,858
- Yeah. Come in! Have a drink. Yeah.
- Yeah.

311
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,361
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Let me get you a glass of wine.

312
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,030
We gotta set some ground rules right now.

313
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,615
- Ground rules, really? In my house?
- Yes. Absolutely.

314
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,534
Do not bring up any
of my past relationships.

315
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,328
Don't be a Will historian.
Don't be an expert on me, okay?

316
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,955
Oh, an expert. What does that mean?

317
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,999
It means that little lecture you just gave
everyone over how much I like beer.

318
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,752
- Oh, lecture?
- It was like a fucking TED Talk, okay?

319
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,838
Just don't act like
you know everything about me.

320
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,174
I do know everything about you.
Except for the origins of "Penguini."

321
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:24,179
We like penguins. They're fucking cute,
okay? That's it. That's it.

322
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,265
Just, also,
don't be a bitch to her, please.

323
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,267
You know what, I...
Thank you for the reminder, actually.

324
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,727
- Sometimes people need to be reminded.
- I appreciate that.

325
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,479
[Will] Ooh! Look at this spread.

326
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,816
So, you and Will went to college together.
What was he like back then?

327
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,819
Um, he was... he was just the same.

328
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,904
Mmm. Yeah.

329
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,323
In what way?

330
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,702
I don't know. I mean, I... It's so long ago.

331
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,830
I don't really dwell
on those times anyway.

332
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:53,583
I'm... I'm not a Will historian. [chuckles]

333
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,668
- Mmm.
- Okay, boys.

334
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,213
Promise not to talk wedding details
all night, but... [inhales sharply]

335
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,049
Any leads on the horse-drawn carriage
with the white stallion?

336
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,970
What? And Will's gonna be
in shining armor?

337
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,893
I'm sorry, I didn't... This is the first
that I'm hearing about this stuff.

338
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,353
No, that's not true, actually.
We... [stammers] We talked about it.

339
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,064
We for sure talked about it because
it's a big priority for us, you know?

340
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,609
Um... [stammers] ...it's that we, um,

341
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,820
we're gonna have a horse-drawn carriage
take us from the ceremony.

342
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:26,741
Um... with, you know, uh...

343
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,327
doves being released and
people throwing flowers at us

344
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,371
and people playing those long,
kinda trumpet things

345
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,790
with the banners hanging down from them.
Kinda like a Cinderella moment.

346
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,709
Like a Cinderella moment.
I definitely brought it up.

347
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,503
I, for sure, you know?
You were looking right at me.

348
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,464
But sometimes you do that thing where,
you know, you're looking at the person

349
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,633
but you're kinda tuned out.

350
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,551
Mmm.

351
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,803
Uh... Mmm.

352
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,932
- Maybe.
- [clears throat] You know what?

353
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,475
- [clicks tongue, stammers] You're right.
- I am.

354
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,895
I'm just realizing. I dropped the ball.
[sighs] I dropped the ball on that one.

355
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,982
I am so sorry. I've just had so many
details swirling around in my head.

356
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,069
You know a little life hack I use
to help me remember things at work?

357
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,446
No. What is it?

358
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,782
I write things down.

359
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,120
Like, all the time.

360
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:18,668
I'm gonna write that down. I'm gonna
write down to "write things down."

361
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,586
- [chuckles]
- Yeah. That's great.

362
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,756
Smart. Smart.

363
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,553
- Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
- You're welcome. Yeah.

364
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,971
Oh, my God,
he just threw me under the bus.

365
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,014
He threw you
under the horse-drawn carriage.

366
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,517
I think I would remember
something that epically tacky.

367
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,561
Well, you did the right thing
letting it go.

368
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:37,770
I'll write that down.

369
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,313
Yeah, that was a bit much.

370
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:43,401
I mean, he doesn't really wanna leave
in a horse-drawn carriage, does he?

371
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,610
That's so not Will.

372
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,154
You know what?
The heart wants what the heart wants.

373
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,198
Oh, whatever. Feel like
we're never gonna be couple friends

374
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,492
and Will and I are
slowly gonna drift apart.

375
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:55,289
Yeah, well, either way, this evening
will come to an end, so that's a comfort.

376
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,040
It's so exciting you guys
are launching a new chain.

377
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,253
Yeah. It's really cool for me to see
how Johnny 66, like, operates up close.

378
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,047
Especially if, you know,
for when I open my own bar one day.

379
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,550
- Oh, is something new in the works?
- Yeah, sort of.

380
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,052
I think it's helpful
for Will to have a goal

381
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,347
even if it's not something
he's actively working towards.

382
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,641
Yeah. It's helpful for me.

383
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,894
No, I didn't... I didn't mean that
in a derogatory sense.

384
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,396
- It's just a statement. Like a fact.
- No. What's derogatory about that?

385
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,023
It's nice to have a goal
that you're not working towards.

386
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,150
- You're very focused on Jay 6 right now...
- Yeah, it's nice.

387
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,903
- I am very focused on Jay 6.
- Yeah.

388
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,114
I get it.

389
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,115
Hear you're turning Will into a golfer.

390
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,367
Yes. Yeah, he's taking lessons
at the club.

391
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,619
- Wow.
- You know,

392
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,579
- Maeve wants to take golf lessons.
- That's right.

393
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,833
Yeah, our littlest, but, uh, she's not
sporty at all and there's a lot of gear.

394
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,002
Yeah, she didn't walk
until she was 18 months old

395
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,795
'cause she couldn't
really be bothered, so...

396
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,633
- That's true.
- I... I walked when I was five months old.

397
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,384
- [chuckling] What?
- Wait, what? Really?

398
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,470
Yes.

399
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,263
I've never heard of anything
like that before.

400
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,015
That's 'cause it's not real or true.

401
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,767
It's like a legend
her family likes to tell.

402
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,519
She walked when she was five months old.

403
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,063
No, it's not... it's not a legend.
[stammers] It is... It is real.

404
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,107
It's a... It's a fact.
I-I-I walked when I was five months old.

405
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,904
Fun fact, I, uh, Jet Skied outta
my mom's vagina when I was born.

406
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,240
Yeah, you know... you know,
you can... you can make your jokes,

407
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:16,161
but, um, you know what else?
I-I learned to ice-skate when I was one.

408
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,828
[scoffs] Yeah.

409
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,582
Look, these are little urban legends
your family likes to tell itself,

410
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,125
you know what I mean?
But they're not true.

411
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,170
You shouldn't tell people this shit
as though it's true. You know what I mean?

412
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,630
My family has these little legends too.

413
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,215
Mine is that I wore diapers
till I was six.

414
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,217
I didn't,
but she loves to tell people I did.

415
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,469
That's not a legend. A legend is Hercules.

416
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,137
Like, a legend is <i>Moana</i>.

417
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,933
You know, these are... whereas these
are things that happened that-that I did.

418
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,978
<i>Moana</i>'s a Pixar movie, and also,
you did not do that.

419
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,980
If you did, you'd be
in the <i>Guinness Book of World Records</i>

420
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,982
for "the youngest person ever
to walk and ice-skate."

421
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,902
You're not, as far as I know. I assume
you would've brought it up if you were.

422
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,989
- Speaking of the Guinness book--
- That's right.

423
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:57,034
My great-uncle, uh, Larry, he was actually
in the <i>Guinness Book of World Records</i>

424
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,495
'cause he had a parrot
that could ride a scooter.

425
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,998
You claim you can tell
where hops are from just by smelling them,

426
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,457
- and that's literally impossible.
- It's not.

427
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,877
I can, 'cause it's my job to smell hops,
and I'm very good at it.

428
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,045
I actually beat a dog in a sniff-off once.

429
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,839
- Beat a dog. That's very impressive.
- I did.

430
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,257
Well, it is 'cause dogs can sniff good.

431
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,427
It's like how you can beat a cheetah
in a footrace when you were one years old.

432
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,387
Where do you even buy
ice skates for a one-year-old?

433
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,723
- Do you have a cobbler custom-make those?
- Take a look at this.

434
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,142
'Cause they're not a real thing
because one-year-olds don't ice-skate.

435
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,394
Like finding a parachute
for a one-year-old.

436
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,188
- Amazon, ice skates, one-year-old.
- That's a costume.

437
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,982
That's a Halloween costume, so a kid
can pretend to be an ice-skater

438
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,609
'cause they can't do it in real life.

439
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,864
Think the chickpea flour
gluten-free brownies are nearly ready.

440
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,786
Oh. Never mind. Ten more minutes.

441
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,330
Great.

442
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,081
- This is fun.
- That's a shame. Um...

443
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,791
- [Jenna sighs]
- [Sylvia] Mmm.

444
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,211
You know, she could drive at six.

445
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,920
[Will] Thank you so much.

446
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,130
Yeah. Thanks-Thanks so much
for having us, Sylvia.

447
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,548
- Really fun, yeah.
- [gasps] Coyote!

448
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,051
- Everybody freeze!
- Oh, shit.

449
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,971
Get the fuck outta here!

450
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,350
[sighs] That was so awesome.
Thank you so much for coming.

451
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,434
- Yeah, that was great.
- Yeah.

452
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,853
- Yeah. Fun. Delicious. Delicious meal.
- That was awesome.

453
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,855
- Thanks for coming all the way here.
- Absolutely! Yeah.

454
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,232
- Let's do it again.
- Yeah.

455
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,858
- Drive safe, guys. That was excellent.
- Goodbye.

456
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,778
- Take care.
- So fun to see you all. You're good!

457
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:16,240
Bye!

458
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,335
[sighs]

459
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:32,714
Hey. I'm... I shouldn't have...

460
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,551
- Oh, wait. Sorry. [stammers]
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Um...

461
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,636
Very sorry about tonight, okay?

462
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,805
No, I'm sorry too.

463
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:43,308
I don't know why I dug my heels in
about the whole walking thing.

464
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,103
I guess... It's just I've mentioned it
before in front of you,

465
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,688
so I was surprised when you pushed back.

466
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,648
Well, I shouldn't have. [stammering]
It was stupid.

467
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:54,318
You know, I'm sorry, you know.

468
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,280
I-I wasn't there when you learned to walk
or... or ice-skate,

469
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,573
you know, any of that stuff.

470
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,493
I think I feel intimidated
by your friendship with Sylvia.

471
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,204
You're different around her
than you usually are.

472
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,291
And I know you didn't tell her about
the horse-drawn carriage. I'm not dumb.

473
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,710
I know it's not your thing.

474
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,920
That must've been why I acted out.

475
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,048
Well, I didn't help. Okay, I'm sorry,
I-I made a whole scene.

476
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,425
I shouldn't have done that.

477
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,761
Maybe it would be a good idea for me
and Sylvia to go out tomorrow night

478
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,097
before I head back to San Diego.
Just the two of us.

479
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,643
I mean, is it really that important to you
to get to know Sylvia?

480
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,939
Well, it depends.
Is she really that important to you?

481
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:35,152
I mean, I think she'd be really psyched
if you invited her out.

482
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,905
Did I ever tell you that I was two
when I learned to windsurf?

483
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,032
Wow. Is that before or after

484
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:44,076
you scaled El Capitan <i>Free Solo</i>-style
for the first time?

485
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536
- That was after.
- Oh, wow.

486
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,122
- Way after.
- Amazing.

487
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,957
- Gonna have a very impressive wife.
- I know. Yeah.

488
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,375
- I'm excited about it.
- [phone buzzes]

489
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,878
[groans] Hang on.

490
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,087
Oh, God. It's the German office.

491
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,590
[exclaims] Tell them <i>heil</i>.

492
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,968
<i>Guten Tag</i>, Johan 66.

493
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,098
<i>Ja.</i> Oh.

494
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:12,230
[rings]

495
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:14,398
- [Will] <i>Hey.</i>
- So, you probably already know this,

496
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,650
but Jenna invited me to dinner.

497
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,735
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm-I'm well aware.

498
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,612
Can we talk about
what happened last night?

499
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:23,616
Yes, we probably should.
Look, I love Jenna,

500
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,618
but she's very different from you and I,

501
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,246
and when we're together,
those differences become magnified,

502
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,664
and it makes me self-conscious.

503
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,291
Are you reading from a pamphlet?

504
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,043
Buddy, I... I really like Jenna, okay?

505
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,003
You don't need to worry
about any of that stuff.

506
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,048
You think the horse-drawn carriage
is stupid, okay? Just admit it.

507
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,133
Look, it's not my cup of tea,

508
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,345
but if it makes Jenna happy,
then who gives a shit what I think?

509
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,222
I do. See, that's the problem.

510
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,057
<i>The J.Lo speech
and the horse-drawn carriage.</i>

511
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,309
When I'm around you,
I see it through your eyes,

512
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,855
and it makes me act out towards Jenna,
and I don't like it.

513
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,940
And that's why I was trying to
keep you guys apart, you know?

514
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,693
[stammers] Okay. Well, are there rules
that I should know about?

515
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,528
Is there words that
you don't want me to say?

516
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:04,115
Like, are you gonna yell at me if I
mention that you liked pizza in college?

517
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:07,786
Look, I was wrong, and you were right.

518
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:11,247
I want you guys to be friends.
You're both very important to me,

519
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,915
and you should know better than anyone,

520
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,042
I was much more
of a calzone guy in college.

521
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,129
Let's go back to "I was right."
We moved off that too quickly.

522
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,797
Can you say that again? Sorry?
What was that?

523
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,674
Yeah, that part
of the conversation's over.

524
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,760
Have fun at dinner. Talk to you soon. Bye.

525
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:29,098
So Will just told me that
you used to be a lawyer. I had no idea.

526
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,767
Yes, I went to law school.
That part is true.

527
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,311
Um, that's where I met Charlie, actually.

528
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,147
Aw. [chuckles] Did you ever practice?

529
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,357
Mm-hmm. Um, for a couple of years,

530
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,359
and then I had a baby and more babies and...

531
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,279
Seriously, in this day and age,
you'd think we'd be past this baloney

532
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,739
- of having to choose.
- Totally.

533
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,116
It is literally impossible to be a woman.

534
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,368
You have to be extraordinary
but somehow you're always doing it wrong.

535
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,162
You have to be thin but not too thin.

536
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:53,248
You have to be a boss
but can't be too mean.

537
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,375
- Is that from the <i>Barbie</i> movie?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

538
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,877
I loved it. I loved it. Did you see it?

539
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,755
Yeah, Maeve made me take her,
like, eight times, you know?

540
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,049
It was...

541
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:06,093
People loved it. People love that movie.

542
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,388
- So good. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm. It was awesome.

543
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,807
- [chuckles] Thanks for inviting me out.
- Yeah.

544
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,602
Thank you for introducing me
to this restaurant. It's so good.

545
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:18,523
I saw a little gelato place nearby
if you wanna extend the night a little.

546
00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,776
Mmm. You know I like to rage.

547
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,111
Oh, that is the, uh, head of Del Taco.

548
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,532
Man thinks he invented the burrito.
A real Ken.

549
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,076
[whispers] Oh, my God. I hate a Ken.

550
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,370
- I don't... I don't wanna talk to that guy.
- Okay, yeah.

551
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,829
Let's go to the bathroom. I'll cover you.

552
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,624
That would be great. Thank you.

553
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,002
You know, Sylvia, I have to admit,

554
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,712
I was a little anxious
about getting to know you.

555
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,340
I know, me too.
I really wanted us to hit it off.

556
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,384
Yeah, I mean you and Will
have known each other forever,

557
00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,219
and compared to you,
I am the new kid on the block.

558
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,847
- Oh, please, that doesn't matter.
- It does. No, Will loves you,

559
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,265
and you guys have so much fun together.

560
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:57,770
You're witty and sophisticated
and spontaneous and, hello, gorgeous.

561
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,189
- Who would not be a little intimidated?
- [Sylvia laughing]

562
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,401
I should be intimidated by you,
Miss CEO. Please.

563
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:06,279
[stammers] I-- I guess I have always been
a little jealous of the two of you,

564
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,323
but now that I've gotten to know you,
I realize, it was all in my head.

565
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,159
- Of course it was.
- You are just a regular, old person.

566
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,787
I am the most regular person
you could hope to meet.

567
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,665
I know. I mean, you're nothing.

568
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:18,792
What?

569
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:30,888
["Barbie Girl" playing]

570
00:24:31,305 --> 00:25:31,387
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