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At this very moment, Young
Toddler is the hottest thing in rap.

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Why have I never heard of him?

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Oh! I've heard of
him, Talia.

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Did I ask about you?

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-Mm-mm.
-You're fired.

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Okay, people. Okay.

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Okay. Why have I
never heard of him?

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This Young Toddler has
more views than Bad Bunny.

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He simply must be on
the cover of Teen Rogue.

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Yet not one of you
can tell me who he is.

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Now, somebody better start talking
or I'm gonna start firing people.

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Excuse me, but haven't
you already done that?

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No, no!

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No, no! No!

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Again, who is Young Toddler?

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A teenager with a diaper rash?

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I know, I'm fired. I just
really couldn't help myself.

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Okay, so
this is the deal.

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I don't care how you do it,

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but I need to know everything there
is to know about Young Toddler.

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What he eats for breakfast,
what time he goes to bed,

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can he tolerate lactose

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and has there been a
playdate with Blue Ivy?

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But most importantly,

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I want him

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on the cover of the next
issue of Teen Rogue.

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Now, act like real reporters
and find me the real

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Young Toddler.

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Failure is not an option.

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He's out there somewhere.

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Bathroom's down the
hall, little girl.

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Now, as an extra incentive,

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whoever brings me an exclusive
with Young Toddler gets...

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A promotion?

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No. Gets to keep their job,
which you don't have anymore.

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Oh, come on!

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What are you waiting for?

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Bring me the real Young Toddler!

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Eavesdropping on
my conversation?

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Uh... No, ma'am.

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I am combing your
bear like you asked.

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By the way, how long am
I gonna be doing this?

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Until your daddy gives
me back the 300 grand

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he and, ugh, that little grubby
friend got for my puppies.

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Well, he don't have it.

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The Singing Judge took
the puppies from my daddy

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and gave them to Papi.

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He sold them and went to Wiz Vegas
with Suga Mama and that was that.

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Too bad. You're gonna be brushing that
bear for about 300,000 years, then.

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I can find out who
Young Toddler is.

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You have my attention.

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Well, I don't know
exactly who he is, but...

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I see a spot on the rug.

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But I know who runs
his record label.

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Give me a week and you'll
have your exclusive.

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So what do you want out of this?

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Uh, did I say I
wanted something?

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Baby, I know a shakedown
when I hear one.

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How do you think I
got to where I am?

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What do you want?

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Well, I don't want to
comb your rug no more.

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Look at you.

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You got a little woman in you.

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You remind me of me. Huh.

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And I want to be a paid
writer for Teen Rogue.

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You're fired.

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Fine.

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I'm sure M Magazine would be interested
in finding out who Young Toddler is.

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Well played.

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You've got three days.

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I want to publish before his
WizDome show this weekend.

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But if you don't...

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I know, I'm fired.

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Oh, no, no. Nothing that easy.

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You're gonna comb my bear
rug, sharpen my pencils

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and lick my envelopes
until you're drooling

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and wearing diapers like
Young Doody Booty himself.

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Now, be gone.

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Hey, sounds good. You
can count on me, Talia.

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I got this!

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Oh!

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♪ The...
Proud... Family... What? ♪

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♪ You and me will
always be tight ♪

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♪ Family every day
and every night ♪

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♪ Even when you start
acting like a fool ♪

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♪ You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do ♪

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♪ I know I can
always be myself ♪

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♪ When I'm with you
more than anybody else ♪

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♪ Every single day that
I'm headed off to school ♪

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♪ You know there's no one
I love as much as you ♪

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-♪ The family ♪
-♪ The family ♪

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♪ Proud family ♪

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♪ They'll make you scream! ♪

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♪ They'll make you wanna sing! ♪

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♪ It's a family thing, a
family A proud, proud family ♪

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♪ Proud family ♪

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♪ They'll push your buttons! ♪

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♪ They'll make you
wanna hug 'em ♪

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♪ A family, family
Proud, proud family ♪

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♪ Proud, proud family ♪

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Nubia, Olei, Gina, hold up.

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What's good, Proud?

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Um, I have a favor to ask.

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Now, you know we ain't in
the favor business, Proud.

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Yeah, but you're in
the record business,

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and I need a face-to-face
with Young Toddler.

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Yeah, you
and me both, Proud.

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What do you mean? He's
signed to your label.

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No, not no more.

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We gave him his start and as
soon as he got a little heat,

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that fool went independent.

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Well, who is he? I want to
interview him for Teen Rogue.

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Man, who knows?

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We did everything by text.

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But look, if you find out,
you hit us up, 'cause, uh...

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We want to talk to him.

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Talia's never gonna
give me this promotion.

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I've asked every kid at school who
Young Toddler is and nobody knows.

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He's Young Toddler.

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No, his real name.

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It's the name he
chose, so it's real.

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Okay, it's his real name.

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What I need is the name
on his direct deposit.

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I know he goes to Willy T. Ribbs

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because he performed at the
Back to School Kickback.

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Let's figure it out by
process of elimination.

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We know he can't be me.

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He's definitely not Billy,

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and he's certainly
not any of you.

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Come on, Michael, I'm serious.
That's not really helping me.

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It's called deductive
reasoning, Penny.

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Just go around the school

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and whoever's not on
the "Can't Be" list,

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that's who it can be.

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I only have three days.

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I can't go around to
every kid in the school.

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Girl, you should have
just come straight to me.

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I know everything
about Young Toddler.

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What do you know
about Young Toddler?

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Zang, Dijonay,

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I am impressed and scared
all at the same time.

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But none of this tells
me who Young Toddler is.

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Well, that ain't all.

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I've got photos.

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You've got photos?

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Yeah, girl, I follow him.

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Yeah, but so do five million
other people on Holla'gram.

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No.

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I follow him in real life.

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Huh?

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You know, like down
alleyways, up on rooftops,

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to the market, to the cleaner's,

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driveways...

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Okay, now I'm scared.

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Come here, girl.
Check out my work.

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I shoot at a low f-stop to
get the blurry background.

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Why are all
these of his hands?

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Well, he was kind of
pushing me out of the way.

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You know, like, love
taps.

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Oh! You mind if I take this?

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Uh...

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Yeah, I mind.

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Hi. I'm Penny Proud.

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I'm a reporter for Teen Rogue.

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I was wondering,

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do you remember giving anyone
a pacifier palm tattoo?

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Okay, everybody,
dinner is served.

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-Bon appetit.
-I'm a reporter

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and I protect my sources.

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No, I said protect, not pay.

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Don't hang up! How
much are we talking?

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I said, "Bon appetit."

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All right, that's it.

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Everybody put away all phones
and electronic devices now!

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I was just about
to win Wiz Crush!

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I never beat the
Wiz at anything!

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But, Mama, I need that for work!

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No buts.

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Dinnertime is the time for
us to connect as a family,

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not connect on our phones.

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The time for us to actually
talk to one another.

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We talk all the time, Trudy!

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I'm not playing, Oscar.

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Okay, okay. You want
to talk? Let's talk.

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How you doing, baby girl?

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Fine. How you doing, Daddy?

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Fine.

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Bebe and Cece, how you doing?

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Fine.

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There. We talked. Now,
give me back my phone.

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I'm talking about a real
conversation, Oscar.

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You don't like
wrestling, you don't like snacks.

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You hate Sanford and Son reruns.

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What are we going to talk
about, Elizabeth... Ow!

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We can talk about
how our day has been.

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Well, the day was turning out just
fine until we started talking.

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Huh?

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Mama, I gotta get
that. It's important.

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Nothing is so important it
can't wait until after dinner.

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No, you don't understand.

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Talia's gonna
promote me to writer

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if I can find out Young
Toddler's true identity,

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except nobody knows.

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But I found out he has a tattoo.

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I called every tattoo
shop in Emilyville

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and that could be the call
that'll change my life.

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Please, Mama, please!

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Penny!

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-Oh!
-Hello?

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Hello? Yes, yes, yes,
this is Penny Proud.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Aw, thank you.

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Well?

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They didn't
recognize the tattoo.

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I don't know what to
do. I'll never become a writer.

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Why don't you call Igloo?
He's great at finding things.

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I thought he was an
attorney now, Oscar.

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Surprisingly, he never
passed the bar exam.

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Now he's back to being a
mall cop/private eye/broke.

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So I know he's available.

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Fine, just call him.

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Well, I would if I had
my phone. Hint hint.

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Daddy.

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Uh-huh.

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Who is it? How'd
you get this number?

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It's me, Oscar. The only
person that ever calls you.

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Man, I told you, don't
call me on this line.

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Now, I'll contact you as soon as I
get Freddy Frito's secret recipe.

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I done hired some little
bad kids to steal it for me.

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Uh, we're
on the speaker phone.

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Ix-nay on the Frito-fay. Olei?

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Oops, my bad.

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Look, I need you to come
over. I got a job for you.

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-A paying job.
-A paying job?

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Uh, it's either
a binky or a Ring Pop.

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We know what it is, Igloo. We
want to know whose hand it's on.

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Oh, I don't have a clue, man.
It could be anybody's hand.

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You need to talk to the hand.

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I hope you don't think I'm
gonna pay you for this!

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Mr. Igloo, please!

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If you could just find the
tattoo shop that did this,

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maybe they could tell
us whose hand it is.

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You got a smart
girl there, Oscar.

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Sure, I can do
that... for a price.

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I don't have any money.

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And you know my
situation, Igloo.

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I thought you said
this was a paying gig.

250
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,712
You know, forget it.

251
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,548
Break me off with some of
that brisket and it's a deal.

252
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:19,220
Touch my brisket and you
are gonna pull back a nub.

253
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,973
Oscar, now, you better
handle your woman.

254
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,060
-What did you just say, man?
-Igloo, run! She's crazy!

255
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,813
You better get off of
me... You better run, Igloo!

256
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,358
Oh, do you have
any drippings or...

257
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,068
This is a bit dry, Trudy.

258
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,822
I'll call you when I find out something.

259
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,962
Meet me at Chang's Gas
Station, Penny Proud.

260
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,550
Bring my payment.

261
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,187
Mr. Igloo, did you find out
who the hand belongs to?

262
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,524
Are you forgetting something?

263
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,445
One brisket sandwich
with extra drippings.

264
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,904
The way you like it.

265
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,992
I like the way you do
business, Penny Proud.

266
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,035
He's inside. You can't miss him.

267
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,998
Mm! This is good! You remembered
the drippings, didn't you?

268
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,803
Hey, Billy. Is anybody in here?

269
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,847
Yeah, you.

270
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,433
I know I'm here. I
was just wondering...

271
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,771
Never mind. Just
give me a Wiz Finger.

272
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,821
You got a pacifier tattoo?

273
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,073
Billy?

274
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,367
You're Young Toddler?

275
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,413
You're Young Toddler?

276
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541
My dad will hear you.

277
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,169
Is that why you're
hiding your identity?

278
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,755
Chill, Penny. Not in here.

279
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:18,923
Step outside.

280
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,009
Of course I don't want
my father to find out.

281
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,178
But that's not the real reason.

282
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,555
Well, what's the real reason?
Oh, hold that thought.

283
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640
What?

284
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,267
Nah, no interview.
Stop the recording.

285
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,271
Okay, okay, but you've got to
tell me, what's the real reason?

286
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,816
The mystery? The
freedom? Stage fright?

287
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,818
Some of all that, yeah.

288
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,696
But the real real is, nobody's
checking for an Asian rapper.

289
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,825
What? Come on, that's
not true, Billy.

290
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,117
People don't care about that.

291
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,369
Really?

292
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,246
Do you remember the
talent show last year?

293
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,539
'Cause I do.

294
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,582
And our next performer

295
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,502
for the Willy T. Ribbs
Middle School talent show,

296
00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,256
who will be performing
an original rap,

297
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,007
is Billy Chang.

298
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:20,025
Children, children,
children. Now, be nice.

299
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,988
Quite, you future DMV workers!

300
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,532
But those were
just a few haters.

301
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,742
The rest of us don't
see it that way at all.

302
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,412
No, you don't see me at all.

303
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,873
When you were in here the other
day looking for Young Toddler,

304
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,916
you didn't even ask
me if I knew him

305
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,877
or even consider
that I could be him.

306
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,714
Okay, you got me. I'm sorry.

307
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,760
But, Billy, you're the
hottest rapper on the planet.

308
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,429
Nobody is gonna care.

309
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,431
You don't have to hide
behind a disguise.

310
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,809
Oh, yeah? Name me an Asian
rapper that people like.

311
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,062
Uh... The Wu-Tang Clan.

312
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,732
They're not Asian, Penny.
You just proved my point.

313
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,151
Well, I'm sure there's
someone out there.

314
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,446
But nobody as big
as Young Toddler.

315
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,116
And that will all go away
if you tell people who I am.

316
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,535
Come on, Billy.

317
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,829
At least give people a chance.

318
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,414
I have, Penny.

319
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,042
Sorry, you can't
write that article.

320
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,010
So did you find the real
Young Toddler, Penny?

321
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,470
Yeah, I did.

322
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,847
Who? Who, Penny?

323
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,934
Come on, Penny. He's
my future husband.

324
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,478
Sorry, y'all. He doesn't want
me to reveal his identity

325
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,104
because it would
destroy his career.

326
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,981
Then you can't tell, Penny.

327
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,859
But on the other hand,
if I do reveal who he is,

328
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527
Talia will make me a writer.

329
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,655
I'll be the youngest
reporter at Teen Rogue,

330
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,990
and I'll have enough money to
move out of my daddy house.

331
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,075
I mean, my mama house.

332
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,868
Then you have to tell, Proud.

333
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,411
You can at least tell me.

334
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,081
Without me, you would've
never found him.

335
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,294
Penny, even if Talia makes you a
reporter, she's still going to fire you.

336
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,796
You should sell it to TMZ.

337
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,007
No. Celebrities
deserve their privacy.

338
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,634
They're people, too.

339
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,760
Come on, Proud.

340
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,762
It's not like you're a
real reporter anyway.

341
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,305
You can say who he is.

342
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,723
You're always hating, girl.

343
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,982
Welcome
to the Emilyville Zoo.

344
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,526
Well, I mean,
Shuggie can relate.

345
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,654
I mean, because not everyone accepts
Asian guitar-playing pandas, either.

346
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,157
Shuggie should be at the top of the
charts right now, you know that?

347
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,534
But I digress, yeah.

348
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,370
But if he don't want you to tell
nobody, Penny, you can't tell.

349
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,748
But then, Talia won't
make me a reporter.

350
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,959
I don't know what
to do, Shuggie.

351
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,004
Well, see, you've got to decide what
kind of reporter you want to be.

352
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,298
And then you got to decide what
kind of person you want to be.

353
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,300
And you have absolutely
got to tell me

354
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,178
where you got this poke bowl
from, girl, because it is fire.

355
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,263
Mm! Delicious.

356
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,168
You can't write that article.

357
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,673
You've got three days.

358
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,410
-What is that?
-Close your eyes! Close your eyes!

359
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,666
Don't you ever walk into
my office without knocking.

360
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,169
Never again. You don't
have to worry about that.

361
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,671
Have you discovered Young
Toddler's true identity or...

362
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,840
are you here to comb my rug?

363
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,092
Either is fine with me.

364
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,844
-I have, but I can't...
-Brilliant.

365
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,304
"The real Young Toddler.

366
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,265
"Young Toddler remains a
mystery, but his music..."

367
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,017
"Isn't."

368
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,603
What
is this nonsense?

369
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,980
You told me you knew
who Young Toddler was.

370
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,108
I didn't lie. I did find out.

371
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,068
But I can't tell you.

372
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,196
What? What? Why not? That
doesn't even make sense. What?

373
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,489
He asked me not to.

374
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,158
Oh, child. That's ridiculous.

375
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,578
Don't you think Nixon asked
Woodward and Bernstein not to tell?

376
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,247
You're a reporter.
That's your job.

377
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,125
I'm sorry, but I
gave him my word.

378
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,876
And I gave you my word.

379
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,170
I was gonna make you a reporter.

380
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,755
I saw myself in you, Penny.

381
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,840
I guess I was wrong.

382
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,742
Do you know what
you're giving up?

383
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,718
Get to combing, girl.

384
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,554
No, thank you.

385
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,638
I quit.

386
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,973
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

387
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,100
You win.

388
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,561
You are a reporter.

389
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,521
-Really?
-Yes.

390
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,106
Oh, thank
you, thank you...

391
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,691
And now you're fired.

392
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,651
-What?
-Get to stepping.

393
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,416
Oh, my God, Penny!

394
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,128
-These are great seats!
-They must've cost a fortune.

395
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,172
Nope. Young Toddler
gave them to me.

396
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,424
I guess you didn't write
the article, did you?

397
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,508
My girl.

398
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,468
No, I wrote the article.

399
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,720
I just didn't out him.

400
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,388
So how did Talia take it?

401
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,682
Actually, she made
me a reporter.

402
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,767
-Really?
-And then she fired me.

403
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,775
Oh, come on. It's funny.

404
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,906
Young Toddler!

405
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,048
Yo, yo,
yo, what's up, Emilyville?

406
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,300
We love you, Young Toddler!

407
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,386
Love you, too.

408
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,471
Yo,

409
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,558
before we get started, I want
to share something with you.

410
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,394
A friend of mine
told me the other day

411
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,813
it was time for me to be myself.

412
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,567
That you, my audience,

413
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,402
would not care.

414
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,447
So,

415
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,991
Emilyville,

416
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,952
here I am.

417
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,967
Billy Chang?

418
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,559
LaCienega, what's so funny?
You know you ain't right.

419
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,520
Is it just me?

420
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,022
Penny gets fired
protecting his identity,

421
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,650
and he tells anyway.

422
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,321
She's right, you know. That
is pretty funny.

423
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,708
Ay, yo, DJ Blaze,
drop that beat.

424
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,815
♪ I guess the
cat's out the bag ♪

425
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,442
♪ Got my cash out and my tag ♪

426
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,986
♪ Say goodbye to Young Toddler
Spitting raps out the lab ♪

427
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,655
♪ See, I was always
stressing on complexion ♪

428
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,989
♪ And the truth
about my culture ♪

429
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,241
♪ What if all you jokers
found out and laughed? ♪

430
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,701
♪ But now it's all gravy ♪

431
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,120
♪ It's Billy, I'm still
the same baby at the crib ♪

432
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,663
♪ Cradle rocking Going crazy ♪

433
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,416
♪ And now it's on y'all Are
you rocking with the Asian? ♪

434
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,835
♪ No chain or diapers Still
the hottest with the ladies ♪

435
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,338
♪ And if my real fans
come for the ride ♪

436
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,299
♪ We gonna take it to the top
Billy's eyes on the prize ♪

437
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,718
♪ 'Cause the color doesn't
matter if the homie can rhyme ♪

438
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,970
♪ And if the hater want
to take the other side ♪

439
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,138
♪ He's a doody booty ♪

440
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,682
-♪ They ain't coming with the team ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

441
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,310
-♪ Oh, they don't mess with Baby B ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

442
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,979
-♪ So if they don't want to believe ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

443
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,732
-♪ Then they should really get it clean ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

444
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,401
-♪ They ain't coming with the team ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

445
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,987
-♪ Oh, they don't mess with Baby B ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

446
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,531
-♪ So if they don't want to believe ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

447
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,451
-♪ Then they should really get it clean ♪
-♪ Doody booty ♪

448
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,802
Thanks, Young Toddler.

449
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,471
You were amazing, Billy.
What did I tell you?

450
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,431
Yeah, you were right, Penny.

451
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,975
You've got to give people a
chance to be better than they are.

452
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,519
I didn't say all that.

453
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,230
But it sounded good, didn't it?

454
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,942
You know what?

455
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,194
Let's do that interview.

456
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,154
Too late. I got fired.

457
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,073
Then sell it to somebody else.

458
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,244
As a wise young lady once
told me, don't be scared.

459
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,328
Be yourself.

460
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,582
Billy!
I'm your biggest fan!

461
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,917
Can I get a selfie?

462
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,086
Yeah, it's cool.
Hey, wait a minute.

463
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,171
Dijonay! Security!

464
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,090
Hey! Dijonay!

464
00:23:46,305 --> 00:24:46,528
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