Everything's Going to Be Great

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:14,832 --> 00:00:18,237 <i>♪ There's no business</i> <i>Like show business ♪</i> 3 00:00:18,369 --> 00:00:22,140 <i>♪ Like no business I know ♪</i> 4 00:00:22,274 --> 00:00:25,776 <i>♪ Everything about it</i> <i>Is appealing ♪</i> 5 00:00:25,911 --> 00:00:29,214 <i>♪ Everything the traffic</i> <i>Will allow ♪</i> 6 00:00:29,348 --> 00:00:32,217 <i>♪ Nowhere could you get</i> <i>That happy feeling ♪</i> 7 00:00:32,351 --> 00:00:35,954 <i>♪ When you are stealing</i> <i>That extra bow ♪</i> 8 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:39,958 <i>♪ There's no people</i> <i>Like show people ♪</i> 9 00:00:40,092 --> 00:00:43,527 <i>♪ They smile</i> <i>When they are low ♪</i> 10 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:47,099 <i>♪ Yesterday they told you</i> <i>You would not go far ♪</i> 11 00:00:47,232 --> 00:00:50,801 <i>♪ That night you open</i> <i>And there you are ♪</i> 12 00:00:50,936 --> 00:00:52,503 <i>♪ Next day</i> <i>On your dressing room ♪</i> 13 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:53,906 <i>♪ They've hung a star ♪</i> 14 00:00:54,039 --> 00:00:58,809 <i>♪ Let's go on with the show ♪</i> 15 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:02,613 <i>♪ Let's go ♪</i> 16 00:01:02,747 --> 00:01:09,820 <i>♪ On with the show ♪</i> 17 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:16,727 Say what now? 18 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:20,098 Vaginas make his flesh creep. 19 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:24,102 What-- What class was this for? 20 00:01:24,236 --> 00:01:25,603 PE. 21 00:01:27,205 --> 00:01:29,908 Whose vagina is he talking about? 22 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,410 General vaginas. 23 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:33,278 So... Wait. 24 00:01:34,179 --> 00:01:35,881 You went to PE? 25 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:39,784 It was a class on CPR. They were discussing anginas. 26 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:42,820 So, he thought they said vaginas! 27 00:01:43,956 --> 00:01:46,791 Oh, I mean, he isn't exactly sexually active. 28 00:01:46,925 --> 00:01:50,062 He hasn't even seen one. We talk about sex all the time. 29 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:52,230 - Usually during carpool. - Mr. Smart-- 30 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:53,564 Which is why my mom drives us now. 31 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:55,800 In history class, Les was assigned 32 00:01:55,934 --> 00:01:58,469 one page on Manifest Destiny. 33 00:01:58,602 --> 00:02:00,105 Instead, he turned in 34 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:02,307 a nine-page <i>Wizard of Oz</i> musical 35 00:02:02,441 --> 00:02:05,776 set in the French Revolution he calls "Les Wiz." 36 00:02:06,078 --> 00:02:08,080 I'm sorry. I'm trying to understand. 37 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:10,815 Aren't nine pages better than one? 38 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:12,918 That wasn't the assignment. 39 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:15,153 Les, would you please step outside? 40 00:02:19,124 --> 00:02:21,193 Like it's my fault vaginas make my flesh creep. 41 00:02:21,326 --> 00:02:22,760 You haven't seen one yet! 42 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,363 It's because he hasn't seen one yet. 43 00:02:24,495 --> 00:02:25,897 Mr. Smart, 44 00:02:26,031 --> 00:02:30,102 you may need to consider the possibility that Les... 45 00:02:30,835 --> 00:02:32,536 is homosexual. 46 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:37,508 That is a remarkable statement. 47 00:02:37,976 --> 00:02:39,610 You know I'm in theater, right? 48 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:42,147 For a living. I produce regional theater. 49 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,514 I don't see what that has to do with-- 50 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:45,649 Uh, just follow the plot. 51 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:48,920 Theater teaches empathy. 52 00:02:49,054 --> 00:02:51,689 We don't care if someone's black or white-- 53 00:02:51,822 --> 00:02:52,991 Neither do we. 54 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,160 Don't care if they are gay or straight... 55 00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:58,397 - Neither do we. - Rich, poor, thin, fat-- 56 00:02:58,529 --> 00:02:59,663 Neither do we! 57 00:02:59,797 --> 00:03:02,700 We don't care who they happen to love, 58 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:06,271 or have sex with, Mrs. Franklin. 59 00:03:07,838 --> 00:03:09,508 As long as they are talented-- 60 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,841 Christian. 61 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:13,879 - Talented. - Christian. 62 00:03:16,882 --> 00:03:18,050 - Talented. - Christian. 63 00:03:23,388 --> 00:03:26,024 You know, Les, I've always felt deeply sorry 64 00:03:26,158 --> 00:03:28,260 for people who couldn't appreciate me. 65 00:03:29,061 --> 00:03:32,464 <i>Noël Coward, 1899 to 1973!</i> 66 00:03:32,596 --> 00:03:34,900 I was from Teddington, Middlesex, you see. 67 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:38,036 Have you ever played Teddington, Middlesex? 68 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:39,538 Not yet. 69 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:42,706 Well, if you do, just make the best of it. 70 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,012 My point is, Les, I was a boy actor like you. 71 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:51,183 You and I think differently than other boys and girls. 72 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:55,686 I'd like to fit in, Noël. But I don't know how, I guess. 73 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,923 It didn't bother me in the least. 74 00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:01,093 I call bullshit. 75 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:06,298 I never cared who scored the goal, 76 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:09,301 or which side won the silver cup. 77 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:12,603 I never learned to bat or bowl. 78 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:16,341 But I heard the curtain going up! 79 00:04:20,145 --> 00:04:22,481 Come on, Les. Let's go pick up your mother and brother. 80 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:29,687 I hate this school. No one gets me. 81 00:04:30,255 --> 00:04:32,723 You're a weirdo. It's not their fault. 82 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:34,825 Wait till you get to high school. 83 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,660 You'll find your people. 84 00:04:36,895 --> 00:04:38,263 Derrick likes high school. 85 00:04:38,396 --> 00:04:40,265 Derrick likes pushing the button in elevators. 86 00:04:40,398 --> 00:04:42,700 Well, you're more complicated than your brother. 87 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,302 You're an artist, like me. 88 00:04:44,436 --> 00:04:47,339 But Derrick's popular. You gave Derrick a popular name. 89 00:04:47,472 --> 00:04:49,474 You actually gave me a name with no value. 90 00:04:49,608 --> 00:04:50,976 Les-- 91 00:04:51,109 --> 00:04:52,843 If dirt were a name, you would've called me dirt. 92 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:55,813 Nice. Clever and dramatic. 93 00:04:56,148 --> 00:04:58,283 You'll be happy too. It's inevitable. 94 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,386 Were you popular in middle school? 95 00:05:03,021 --> 00:05:05,423 Five people are popular in middle school, Dirt. 96 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:07,893 I already knew I wanted 97 00:05:08,026 --> 00:05:10,162 to produce shows on Broadway when I was your age. 98 00:05:10,295 --> 00:05:12,330 Who wants to do that in middle school? 99 00:05:12,464 --> 00:05:14,099 Talk about weirdos. 100 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:18,970 Does it bother you it never happened? 101 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:26,810 Things change on a dime in show business. 102 00:05:26,945 --> 00:05:28,980 It could still happen, you'll see. 103 00:05:30,148 --> 00:05:31,149 Come on. 104 00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:36,687 Vaginas scared me too at first. 105 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:40,691 Don't worry about it. Vaginas will grow on you. 106 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,297 <i>♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪</i> 107 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:49,034 <i>♪ Remember me</i> <i>To Herald Square ♪</i> 108 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:52,237 <i>♪ Tell all the gang</i> <i>At Forty-Second Street ♪</i> 109 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,872 <i>♪ That I will soon be there ♪</i> 110 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:57,008 Buddy, you need to talk with your son. 111 00:05:58,109 --> 00:05:59,678 Why are they mine when they're in trouble? 112 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,113 Ernie Saracino wants to quit. 113 00:06:02,713 --> 00:06:03,814 Les. 114 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:05,016 Why is it me? It could be Derrick. 115 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:06,685 He says Les just arbitrarily 116 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:08,486 sneaks into scenes during the show. 117 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,021 I didn't sneak. 118 00:06:10,155 --> 00:06:11,822 I told him I really think I should be in more scenes. 119 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,625 You're not the director. You can't-- 120 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:15,026 It's <i>Fiddler on the Roof.</i> 121 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,195 I'm pretty sure there were children in Anatevka. 122 00:06:17,329 --> 00:06:18,663 Ernie Saracino is the best, 123 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,565 least expensive director we have. 124 00:06:20,699 --> 00:06:22,000 We cannot afford to lose him. 125 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,436 And he's tired of you upstaging everyone. 126 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:26,770 Derrick almost lost his virginity. 127 00:06:26,905 --> 00:06:28,039 - Hey! - Almost? 128 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:29,341 How almost? 129 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:30,741 - Her name's Annabeth Devine. - Shut up! 130 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,278 Maybe Anna Bess. She lisps. 131 00:06:33,411 --> 00:06:34,913 Well, invite her over for dinner. 132 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,248 We'd all like to meet her. 133 00:06:36,381 --> 00:06:37,716 No. 134 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:40,151 No? It's not like you're embarrassed by us or anything. 135 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:41,920 Dad, of course I am. 136 00:06:42,554 --> 00:06:46,057 Well, then bring her by the theater on a matinee day. 137 00:06:46,191 --> 00:06:47,525 She won't even know we're checking her out. 138 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:50,295 No one I know wants to go to the theater. 139 00:06:50,428 --> 00:06:52,564 God, I don't even want to be at the theater matinee days. 140 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:53,999 I-I'd rather do football. 141 00:06:54,132 --> 00:06:55,433 - Okay? They're having-- - That's just a phase. 142 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,269 I could easily make the team at this school. 143 00:06:57,402 --> 00:06:59,437 It's not my rule, there are eight shows a week. 144 00:06:59,571 --> 00:07:00,605 That's just the way it is. 145 00:07:00,739 --> 00:07:01,573 I'm not doing any more musicals. 146 00:07:01,706 --> 00:07:03,375 You are not the only 16-year-old 147 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,110 who has to work in the family business. 148 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:06,077 You don't even pay me. 149 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:07,545 Well, you're not very good. 150 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,548 Just bring her over for dinner. 151 00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:12,250 Uh, no, better yet, 152 00:07:12,384 --> 00:07:14,085 we'll be having auditions at the house 153 00:07:14,219 --> 00:07:15,754 for <i>Raisin in the Sun</i> soon. 154 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:17,956 Bring her by then. She will love it. 155 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:20,492 She won't, Dad. She's normal. 156 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,260 She'll grow out of it. 157 00:07:22,394 --> 00:07:24,696 We'll stay with your Uncle Abram! 158 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,499 We're staying with your Uncle Abrams! 159 00:07:27,632 --> 00:07:29,701 We're staying with your Uncle Abrams! 160 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,002 The whole world has to know our business! 161 00:07:32,304 --> 00:07:33,438 Stop yelling and start packing. 162 00:07:33,571 --> 00:07:35,273 I don't need your advice, Golde. 163 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:39,344 We have a train to catch, and a boat. 164 00:07:39,611 --> 00:07:43,248 Children, put the bundles on the wagon. 165 00:07:43,948 --> 00:07:45,350 Work hard, Motel. 166 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:47,552 Come to us soon. 167 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:50,488 Go on. Do it! 168 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:54,159 Why go through life unnoticed? 169 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:57,896 <i>Ruth Gordon, 1896 to 1985.</i> 170 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,332 Which scene are you crashing? 171 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:02,801 I promised my dad I wouldn't. 172 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:06,304 Well, some days, you have to lie. 173 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,342 This next scene's the one I really wanna get into. 174 00:08:10,475 --> 00:08:12,811 They're forced to leave their little village of Anatevka. 175 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:15,013 So they stand in a circle holding hands, 176 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,948 then let go and go their separate ways. 177 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,249 It's symbolic. 178 00:08:18,383 --> 00:08:19,884 Terrific! 179 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:21,319 But I don't know how to get in the circle 180 00:08:21,453 --> 00:08:23,355 'cause they're holding hands. 181 00:08:23,488 --> 00:08:26,191 Just do it. You'll figure it out. 182 00:08:26,658 --> 00:08:29,494 You gotta go out there and show 'em what you got. 183 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,669 Don't worry about Ernie Saracino. 184 00:08:37,802 --> 00:08:39,037 What can he do? 185 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,873 Go on. Make it great. 186 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:44,809 Bring the scene up to your great level. 187 00:08:44,943 --> 00:08:47,345 Go! Go! 188 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:57,055 What the hell are you doing? 189 00:08:58,356 --> 00:09:00,191 I'm leaving Anatevka! 190 00:09:02,994 --> 00:09:03,728 <i>Honey,</i> <i>our electric bill</i> 191 00:09:03,863 --> 00:09:05,196 <i>is killing us.</i> 192 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,065 Couldn't we raise the temp in the theater a bit? 193 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,567 It doesn't need to be like a morgue in there. 194 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:11,836 Cold keeps the audience alert. 195 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,139 And it keeps us in debt. 196 00:09:14,572 --> 00:09:16,775 Let's just go to sleep. 197 00:09:16,908 --> 00:09:19,377 Seems to me the only thing we ever fight about is money. 198 00:09:19,511 --> 00:09:23,114 Well, I'm an American. And I love money. 199 00:09:25,383 --> 00:09:26,484 Honestly, though, 200 00:09:26,618 --> 00:09:28,286 you know what I'm afraid of, Buddy? 201 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,455 Silence? 202 00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:36,027 Look, we are rich in other ways. 203 00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:38,163 And I've got some coals in the fire. 204 00:09:38,296 --> 00:09:41,099 Big things are coming. 205 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:50,375 - I saw Reverend Jackson. - Mace-- 206 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:53,244 Millions of people find comfort in God. 207 00:09:53,378 --> 00:09:54,612 You act like it's just me. 208 00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:57,582 I just don't want to be associated with it. 209 00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:02,086 I was raised by two of the meanest, churchiest women-- 210 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:05,290 I'm not your horrible dead aunts, I'm your wife. 211 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:07,927 And if you loved me, you would at least be open to it. 212 00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:10,161 But if you loved me, you wouldn't try to change me. 213 00:10:10,295 --> 00:10:12,363 It's because I love you, Buddy. 214 00:10:12,497 --> 00:10:15,767 It would break my heart to watch you die without God. 215 00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:18,470 Sweetie, who says I'm going first? 216 00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:22,040 - Mm. - Hmm? 217 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:25,878 Honestly, I thought I would've worn you down by now. 218 00:10:26,678 --> 00:10:29,314 The thought of you in purgatory terrifies me. 219 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:34,452 - Goodnight. - Oh. Stop talking. 220 00:10:34,586 --> 00:10:36,488 You don't always get to have the last word, you know? 221 00:10:36,621 --> 00:10:38,256 - You're right. - Then stop talking. 222 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:39,524 - I am. - I mean it. 223 00:10:39,657 --> 00:10:41,826 - I know. - Don't say any more. 224 00:10:41,961 --> 00:10:43,161 - I won't. - Oh... 225 00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:46,831 I have to sleep. 226 00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:49,834 I have to get up early to make the boys' lunches. 227 00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:05,416 - Sweet dreams. - I knew you were gonna do that! 228 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:13,725 Hey! 229 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:15,727 Hey! 230 00:11:15,861 --> 00:11:17,028 Hey! 231 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:18,563 Honest to Betsy! 232 00:11:18,696 --> 00:11:20,698 Do you have to play that thing where we can hear it? 233 00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,434 Mom, I have to practice, or I'll never sound good. 234 00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:27,138 You'll never sound good 'cause you're playing a bagpipe. 235 00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,240 Bagpipes sound like a mistake. 236 00:11:29,507 --> 00:11:32,310 Well, who were we bothering? We're making music. 237 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:34,245 That is not music! 238 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,214 Those things sounded lousy on stage. 239 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,682 They sound worse in life. 240 00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:39,584 Les, come in and get ready for school. 241 00:11:41,185 --> 00:11:44,422 I will call the police on you myself, I swear it. 242 00:11:44,556 --> 00:11:45,925 Can you at least take joy 243 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:48,861 in the fact of knowing that any minute we might stop? 244 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,331 On with the show. 245 00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:15,420 Hey. 246 00:12:17,255 --> 00:12:18,489 I was just wondering, 247 00:12:18,623 --> 00:12:20,224 how come you never play sports after school? 248 00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:22,193 I work at my parents' theater. 249 00:12:22,594 --> 00:12:23,595 Theater? 250 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:26,865 I thought theater's just for fags. 251 00:12:27,298 --> 00:12:28,733 Not just. 252 00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,234 Are you a fag? 253 00:12:30,735 --> 00:12:33,404 Actually, are you a boy or a girl? 254 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,141 You know you're going to hell, right, faggot? 255 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,311 You and all of your AIDS-y fag friends are gonna burn in hell. 256 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,017 <i>♪ Sodomy ♪</i> 257 00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:47,752 <i>♪ Fellatio ♪</i> 258 00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:49,955 <i>♪ Cunnilingus ♪</i> 259 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:53,591 <i>♪ Why do these words</i> <i>Sound so nasty? ♪</i> 260 00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:56,361 <i>Hair,</i> 1967. 261 00:12:56,494 --> 00:13:00,331 Galt McDermot, James Rado, Gerome Ragni, asshole. 262 00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:01,566 You tell 'em, Les. 263 00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:03,102 It's the age of Aquarius, man. 264 00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:05,470 Let the sunshine in, you turd. 265 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:08,473 You are so fucking weird. 266 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,709 Yes, I am! 267 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,684 For what we are about to receive, 268 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,753 may the Lord make us truly grateful. 269 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:22,888 Amen. 270 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:27,926 Uh, I have an announcement. 271 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:30,628 Two words. 272 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,798 You ready? 273 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,667 Were those them? 274 00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:37,702 No. 275 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:40,939 New Jersey. 276 00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:42,407 Oh, my God! 277 00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:45,209 I haven't even said what's in New Jersey. 278 00:13:45,343 --> 00:13:46,744 Les, what-- what are you doing? 279 00:13:47,512 --> 00:13:49,280 Just being supportive. 280 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:50,949 Uh, okay. 281 00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:53,584 So, I talked with Ed Monroe. 282 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:57,022 The Barn Theater in New Jersey is ours if we want it. 283 00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:59,724 Now it's a family decision. We all get to vote-- 284 00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:01,426 No, we're not moving to New Jersey. 285 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,128 That's actually a good theater! Like, 1100 seats. 286 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:04,595 - How much are they paying us? - Well-- 287 00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:06,731 No, I-I-- Dad, I like it here. Okay? 288 00:14:06,865 --> 00:14:09,333 I-I like my friends. I like my school. 289 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,703 I have a girlfriend, okay? I can't like... 290 00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:12,637 What's the point of doing anything 291 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:13,906 if we always have to start over? 292 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,740 Derrick, The Barn is a summer theater. 293 00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:17,208 We'd be back in the fall. 294 00:14:17,341 --> 00:14:18,643 - Ding, ding, ding! - So, I got plans this summer. 295 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,012 - Les. Can you... - What? 296 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:22,547 You didn't even let me get to the fun part. 297 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,315 Milwaukee! 298 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,784 Oh, my God! 299 00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:30,555 Ed also owns 300 00:14:30,688 --> 00:14:32,457 the Players Theater in Milwaukee. 301 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,893 Now if we do enough business this summer, 302 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,794 he's going to offer us 303 00:14:36,929 --> 00:14:39,297 a five-year contract for both theaters. 304 00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,667 No more season to season! 305 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,136 That sounds too good to be true. 306 00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:45,603 - Yes! - Wait. 307 00:14:45,737 --> 00:14:46,537 What if we don't do enough business at The Barn? 308 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,506 Well, then we're screwed. 309 00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:52,577 If we all decide to go to The Barn, 310 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:55,881 then I have to give notice here so they have time to replace me. 311 00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,951 And if we don't do 312 00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,920 enough business this summer, then we end up with... 313 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,089 ...nothing. 314 00:15:04,223 --> 00:15:06,058 Of course. When is it ever easy? 315 00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,759 I-I-I vote no. Okay? 316 00:15:07,893 --> 00:15:08,927 Enough. 317 00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:11,163 I... All I wanna do is play football 318 00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:12,430 and lose my virginity. 319 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,199 That's not asking a lot. 320 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,399 And I can't do either of those things 321 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,035 if I'm constantly moving around. 322 00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:18,302 I like it here. 323 00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:19,938 Okay? Please, just... 324 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,706 Les, how do you vote? 325 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,209 I vote... 326 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,512 that we leave this ugly town. 327 00:15:27,645 --> 00:15:30,048 Okay, so we have one voting to stay, one to leave. 328 00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,250 You little shit. 329 00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:32,383 Don't say "shit" when we're eating. 330 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,585 Nobody likes me here, okay? 331 00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,354 Derrick, and you can play football anywhere. 332 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,623 You can do better than Annabeth Devine. 333 00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,092 I didn't wanna tell you this, 334 00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:41,960 but she told me her favorite Marx brother was Curly. 335 00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:43,427 Guess what? I don't give a shit who 336 00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,930 - her favorite Marx brother is. - Derrick. 337 00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,899 Curly isn't a Marx brother. He's <i>Three Stooges!</i> 338 00:15:47,032 --> 00:15:48,332 That's very telling. 339 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,301 What do you think, Mace, huh? 340 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:52,237 I mean, no pressure. 341 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,672 This is just our entire future. 342 00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:55,908 Well, I know how you're gonna vote, 343 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,143 and I know how you want me to vote. 344 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,882 You're quite adorable when you get keyed up. 345 00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:06,018 Oh! I know it. 346 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:08,352 You're the biggest liar. You only ever think of yourself! 347 00:16:08,486 --> 00:16:10,122 No. That's not true. 348 00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:11,455 Just last night, I was up late 349 00:16:11,589 --> 00:16:14,126 imagining what it must feel like to be you. 350 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,864 But then, I got so bored. 351 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:22,366 - Five years? - Yeah. 352 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,002 We could have real lives. 353 00:16:24,136 --> 00:16:25,369 Yes! 354 00:16:25,503 --> 00:16:26,504 Wow! But... 355 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,772 You little asshole! 356 00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:29,041 - No, uh-uh, no, Derrick! - Come here! 357 00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:30,876 I'm just, I'm so afraid to be hopeful. 358 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:33,145 This could be the biggest mistake we've ever made. 359 00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:36,781 But Milwaukee could lead to bigger cities. 360 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:40,319 Our name could finally mean something. 361 00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:42,020 This is what we've been waiting for. 362 00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,488 But if it doesn't work, I mean... 363 00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:46,791 Honey, we'd be living in the car. 364 00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:49,061 That's a new low, even for us. 365 00:16:49,228 --> 00:16:51,696 Mace, it could be great. 366 00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,432 Well... 367 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,102 Great is the way I like it. 368 00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:05,344 Yes! 369 00:17:07,645 --> 00:17:09,982 Mwah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! 370 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:13,919 Derrick? 371 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,064 I know you're upset. 372 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,100 I'm not upset. 373 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,102 I'm not going. 374 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,170 I'll stay here with Annabeth's family. 375 00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:34,805 That is never going to happen. 376 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,707 I got a job at Foot Locker. 377 00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:38,709 I'll stay with her family, pay her family rent. 378 00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:40,879 I'll stay in school. I'm almost 18 anyway. 379 00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:42,014 You're 16. 380 00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,115 I'm happy here. 381 00:17:43,248 --> 00:17:44,383 You're gonna be happy there too. 382 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:45,918 I'm happy here. 383 00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,086 Okay? I hate always saying goodbye to everyone. 384 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,454 Well, you won't have to say goodbye for five years. 385 00:17:50,588 --> 00:17:52,391 If we even make it there! 386 00:17:52,523 --> 00:17:55,327 This is yours, Les and Mom's dream. 387 00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:57,095 Theater, it's all right, 388 00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:59,364 except it's bullshit. It's not real. 389 00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:02,566 Real is so overrated, Derrick. 390 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,102 I-I-I have a girlfriend here. You-- 391 00:18:04,236 --> 00:18:06,004 You'll have a dozen girlfriends. 392 00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,340 And that's life. You don't-- You don't stop at the first one. 393 00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:11,009 So I should just sleep around? Is that what you're telling me? 394 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,811 Yes. 395 00:18:13,946 --> 00:18:15,981 I wish someone would've told me. 396 00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:19,184 Look, Derrick, you're a great looking kid... 397 00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:20,551 You're not listening. 398 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:21,853 That's the last thing I think about, you know? 399 00:18:21,987 --> 00:18:24,022 Did you know that more Playboy Playmates 400 00:18:24,156 --> 00:18:27,525 come out of Milwaukee than any other town? 401 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,329 Dad, you can't just make things up 402 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:31,796 and then think that they're true. 403 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:36,435 Derrick, you have to dream things into happening. 404 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,137 You have to dream bigger than you are. 405 00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:42,673 And you have to find work that you love, 406 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:46,345 and then you bring that love into work with you. 407 00:18:46,945 --> 00:18:50,614 Who would rather work at the Foot Locker 408 00:18:50,748 --> 00:18:53,018 when you could work in the theater? 409 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,687 Me! 410 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,463 Thirteen, fourteen. All bags are accounted for. 411 00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:05,796 You gonna be okay there, Annabeth? 412 00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:08,166 Okay then. 413 00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:14,339 Goodbye, Akron. I will not be back. 414 00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,208 There are places I like better. 415 00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:20,145 Derrick, come on. Chop, chop. Get the show on the road. 416 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:35,427 <i>♪ Here comes Johnny</i> <i>Singing oldies goldies ♪</i> 417 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:38,163 <i>♪ "Be-Bop-A-Lula"</i> <i>"Baby What I Say" ♪</i> 418 00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:40,966 <i>♪ Here comes Johnny</i> <i>Singing "I Got a Woman" ♪</i> 419 00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:44,069 <i>♪ Down in the tunnels</i> <i>Trying to make it pay ♪</i> 420 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,938 <i>♪ He got the action</i> <i>He got the motion ♪</i> 421 00:19:47,072 --> 00:19:49,540 <i>♪ Oh, yeah</i> <i>The boy can play ♪</i> 422 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,210 <i>♪ Dedication</i> <i>Devotion ♪</i> 423 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:54,513 <i>♪ Turning all the night time</i> <i>Into the day ♪</i> 424 00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:57,015 <i>♪ He do the song</i> <i>About the sweet lovin' woman ♪</i> 425 00:19:57,349 --> 00:19:58,950 <i>♪ He do the song</i> <i>About the knife ♪</i> 426 00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:02,521 <i>♪ They do the walk ♪</i> 427 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,456 What's our address out there? 428 00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:07,658 - Hmm... - We're not exactly sure. 429 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,163 Remember Dee Baskin, who played Anybodys in <i>West Side Story?</i> 430 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,031 In real life too. 431 00:20:13,165 --> 00:20:15,967 She sells real estate in New Jersey now. 432 00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:19,271 We are going to stay in empty houses Dee Baskin's selling. 433 00:20:19,404 --> 00:20:20,906 Do the owners know? 434 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:24,009 Great. We're squatters. 435 00:20:24,142 --> 00:20:25,343 We're enterprising. 436 00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,112 I'll just tell Annabeth to address her letters 437 00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:29,247 to "Empty houses Dee Baskin is selling." 438 00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:30,815 Derrick, you're handsome. 439 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:32,417 You'll be single for an hour wherever we go. 440 00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:34,553 I don't give a red hot shit about how I look, okay? 441 00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:37,122 I wish everyone would just shut up about how I looked. 442 00:20:37,255 --> 00:20:38,557 What? 443 00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:40,425 Oh, my God, you got lipstick all over your face! 444 00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,160 Shit. 445 00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:43,661 Is it gone? 446 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:45,097 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. You got it. 447 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,103 <i>♪ I am the very model</i> <i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i> 448 00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,771 <i>♪ I've information vegetable</i> <i>Animal and mineral ♪</i> 449 00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,173 <i>♪ I know the kings of England ♪</i> 450 00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:56,908 <i>♪ And I quote</i> <i>The fights historical ♪</i> 451 00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,411 <i>♪ From Marathon to Waterloo</i> <i>In order categorical ♪</i> 452 00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:01,246 Ha ha! 453 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:04,149 <i>♪ I'm very well-acquainted too</i> <i>With matters mathematical ♪</i> 454 00:21:04,282 --> 00:21:05,584 <i>♪ I understand equations ♪</i> 455 00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:06,852 <i>♪ Both the simple</i> <i>And quadratical ♪</i> 456 00:21:06,985 --> 00:21:08,253 <i>♪ About binomial theorem ♪</i> 457 00:21:08,386 --> 00:21:10,721 ♪ I am teeming With a lot o' news ♪ 458 00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:12,958 Oh, yes. 459 00:21:13,091 --> 00:21:14,459 <i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i> 460 00:21:14,593 --> 00:21:16,627 <i>♪ About the square</i> <i>Of the hypotenuse ♪</i> 461 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,130 <i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i> 462 00:21:18,263 --> 00:21:19,598 <i>♪ About the square</i> <i>Of the hypotenuse ♪</i> 463 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,099 <i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i> 464 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:22,534 <i>♪ About the square</i> <i>Of the hypotenuse ♪</i> 465 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,136 <i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i> 466 00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:25,971 <i>♪ About the square</i> <i>Of the hypoten-potenuse ♪</i> 467 00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:28,039 Mom! 468 00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:30,641 <i>♪ I'm very good at integral</i> <i>And differential calculus ♪</i> 469 00:21:30,774 --> 00:21:33,311 <i>♪ I know the scientific names</i> <i>Of beings animalculous ♪</i> 470 00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:36,081 <i>♪ In short in matters vegetable</i> <i>Animal and mineral ♪</i> 471 00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,483 <i>♪ I am the very model</i> <i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i> 472 00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:41,253 <i>♪ In short in matters vegetable</i> <i>Animal and mineral ♪</i> 473 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:44,489 <i>♪ He is the very model</i> <i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i> 474 00:21:44,623 --> 00:21:45,857 Derrick! 475 00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:48,927 Derrick? 476 00:21:49,561 --> 00:21:50,728 Derrick? 477 00:21:51,163 --> 00:21:52,730 Oh, my God. 478 00:21:52,864 --> 00:21:54,099 <i>♪ I know our mythic history ♪</i> 479 00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,267 <i>♪ King Arthur's</i> <i>And Sir Caradoc's ♪</i> 480 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,834 <i>♪ I answer hard acrostics ♪</i> 481 00:21:56,968 --> 00:21:57,835 <i>♪ I've a pretty taste</i> <i>For paradox ♪</i> 482 00:21:57,969 --> 00:21:59,237 <i>♪ I quote in elegiacs ♪</i> 483 00:21:59,371 --> 00:22:00,838 <i>♪ All the crimes</i> <i>Of Heliogabalus ♪</i> 484 00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:03,642 <i>♪ In conics I can floor</i> <i>Peculiarities parabolous ♪</i> 485 00:22:05,377 --> 00:22:06,777 <i>♪ I can tell</i> <i>Undoubted Raphaels ♪</i> 486 00:22:06,912 --> 00:22:08,280 <i>♪ From Gerard Dows</i> <i>And Zoffanies ♪</i> 487 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:09,648 <i>♪ I know the croaking chorus ♪</i> 488 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:10,882 <i>♪ From the frogs</i> <i>Of Aristophanes ♪</i> 489 00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:12,517 <i>♪ Then I can hum a fugue ♪</i> 490 00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:14,119 <i>♪ Of which I've heard</i> <i>The music's din afore ♪</i> 491 00:22:14,486 --> 00:22:17,255 Din afore? Din afore? Din afore? Ah. 492 00:22:17,721 --> 00:22:19,124 <i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i> 493 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:20,791 <i>♪ From that infernal nonsense</i> <i>Pinafore ♪</i> 494 00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:22,327 <i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i> 495 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,495 <i>♪ From that infernal nonsense</i> <i>Pinafore ♪</i> 496 00:22:23,628 --> 00:22:25,063 <i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i> 497 00:22:25,197 --> 00:22:26,198 <i>♪ From that infernal nonsense</i> <i>Pinafore ♪</i> 498 00:22:26,331 --> 00:22:27,866 <i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i> 499 00:22:27,999 --> 00:22:29,700 <i>♪ From that infernal nonsense</i> <i>Pina-Pinafore ♪</i> 500 00:22:31,002 --> 00:22:32,370 <i>♪ For my military knowledge ♪</i> 501 00:22:32,504 --> 00:22:33,572 <i>♪ Though I'm plucky</i> <i>And adventury ♪</i> 502 00:22:33,704 --> 00:22:34,940 <i>♪ Has only been brought down ♪</i> 503 00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:36,575 <i>♪ To the beginning</i> <i>Of the century ♪</i> 504 00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:38,243 <i>♪ But still in matters</i> <i>Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪</i> 505 00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:40,178 <i>♪ I am the very model</i> <i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i> 506 00:22:40,312 --> 00:22:42,314 <i>♪ But still in matters</i> <i>Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪</i> 507 00:22:42,447 --> 00:22:45,016 <i>♪ He is the very model</i> <i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i> 508 00:22:54,993 --> 00:22:56,194 What the fuck! 509 00:22:56,328 --> 00:22:58,196 Bravo! 510 00:23:06,004 --> 00:23:07,239 Is that the smile you're gonna wear? 511 00:23:07,372 --> 00:23:08,907 Well, I don't have a poker face. You know that. 512 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,408 Come on, the show was great. 513 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,977 Yeah, but the house wasn't. 514 00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:14,745 Seriously, Ed Monroe did not look happy. 515 00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:16,181 What are we gonna say to Ed? 516 00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:18,950 - Ed! Congratulations! - Ed! Congratulations! 517 00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:20,385 Beautiful production, Buddy. 518 00:23:20,518 --> 00:23:22,020 Well, if you're happy, we're happy. 519 00:23:22,153 --> 00:23:23,888 - I'm not happy. - Oh. 520 00:23:24,022 --> 00:23:26,524 - Where was the audience? - Oh, listen. 521 00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:28,792 Wait until the reviews come out. 522 00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:29,995 Word of mouth will spread. 523 00:23:30,128 --> 00:23:31,129 We'll be selling out every night. 524 00:23:31,263 --> 00:23:34,165 We better, 'cause this won't do. 525 00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:36,067 We hear you, Ed. We're on it. 526 00:23:36,201 --> 00:23:38,303 All over it. Don't worry about a thing. 527 00:23:38,436 --> 00:23:39,604 Buddy, honey, I want you to meet Fred. 528 00:23:39,738 --> 00:23:40,804 - I'll bring him right back. - Please. 529 00:23:40,939 --> 00:23:42,007 I will. 530 00:23:47,746 --> 00:23:48,980 No. 531 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,716 No, the first time I kissed a girl, 532 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:55,020 she stuck her tongue in my mouth, moved it around... 533 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:57,255 I thought she was having a seizure. 534 00:23:57,422 --> 00:23:59,124 Wow, Kyle. 'Cause, you know, 535 00:23:59,257 --> 00:24:01,293 you look like you were born without your virginity. 536 00:24:03,328 --> 00:24:04,596 So, uh... 537 00:24:05,796 --> 00:24:07,565 how do you act sexy? 538 00:24:07,699 --> 00:24:10,268 It's more like thinking. Hm? 539 00:24:10,402 --> 00:24:11,636 You know, when I go up to a girl, 540 00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:14,773 I'm not worrying, "How will I impress her?" 541 00:24:14,906 --> 00:24:16,308 "What am I gonna say?" No. 542 00:24:16,441 --> 00:24:19,010 You think one thing, very clearly, 543 00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,112 over and over when you approach... 544 00:24:22,747 --> 00:24:23,748 What? 545 00:24:23,882 --> 00:24:26,017 "I have a foot-long penis." 546 00:24:26,151 --> 00:24:28,620 "I have a foot-long penis." 547 00:24:29,988 --> 00:24:31,723 And then just be whatever she wants you to be. 548 00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:33,658 You're an actor. You could do that. 549 00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:35,060 And it's sexy. 550 00:24:35,193 --> 00:24:38,496 Oh, also, try and go for the plainer girls 551 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,465 who think you're out of their league. 552 00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,267 Flattered sex is amazing. 553 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,904 Now you try. "I have a foot-long penis." 554 00:24:46,971 --> 00:24:48,206 Oh, really? Just-- 555 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,908 Yeah, no, really. It works every time. 556 00:24:51,509 --> 00:24:52,577 Okay. 557 00:25:09,427 --> 00:25:11,363 You're a very weird kid, Les. 558 00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:12,897 Thanks. 559 00:25:33,718 --> 00:25:35,019 Tonight was fun. 560 00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:38,323 How can you act like we're not in some serious shit right now? 561 00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:39,859 All I said was tonight was fun. 562 00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:43,395 Ed Monroe is not happy. We're about to lose everything. 563 00:25:43,528 --> 00:25:45,797 Do you even care about your family at all? 564 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:46,931 This is just what we do, Macy. 565 00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:48,299 What do we do? 566 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:52,170 We struggle, you freak. It works out, we repeat. 567 00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:53,873 That is not our thing. 568 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,340 That is-- That's a terrible thing. 569 00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:56,674 But it's ours. 570 00:25:56,808 --> 00:25:57,642 Well, it's not the way I see it. 571 00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,077 Well, how do you see it? 572 00:25:59,210 --> 00:26:02,313 I see to it we scrape by, by any means possible 573 00:26:02,447 --> 00:26:04,315 while you promise us this great future. 574 00:26:04,449 --> 00:26:06,618 - Okay, okay, come on. - It's exhausting, Buddy. 575 00:26:06,751 --> 00:26:08,453 I am lonely, and it's turning me into some kind of a shrew. 576 00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:09,654 Macy, please. It's okay. 577 00:26:09,788 --> 00:26:11,556 I'm actually repelling people now, 578 00:26:11,689 --> 00:26:12,858 and I don't blame them. 579 00:26:12,991 --> 00:26:15,126 I'm even repelling you! 580 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,594 We're about to lose everything, 581 00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:18,496 and you're talking about what fun you had at a party. 582 00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:22,868 You know, it would be nice if just once 583 00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,437 you showed a little faith in me. 584 00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:26,906 Just a little. 585 00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,541 You, you put so much faith in your invisible God. 586 00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:32,577 Well, I'm actually here, and you have none in me. 587 00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:35,146 Because you promised we'd make it in five years! 588 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,981 Wishing things won't work, Buddy. 589 00:26:37,115 --> 00:26:38,650 This is my dream too! 590 00:26:38,783 --> 00:26:41,986 I have given us a big life! 591 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,421 A unique one. 592 00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:45,390 Don't treat that like it's nothing. 593 00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:48,126 And we're not doing so badly. 594 00:26:48,259 --> 00:26:49,727 No, we're doing horribly! 595 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,696 - Oh, my-- - We have kids. 596 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,398 You wanted to wait so long 597 00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:54,867 'cause you didn't wanna make the same mistakes 598 00:26:54,999 --> 00:26:56,067 as your mean dead aunts, 599 00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:57,903 but your mistakes are just as bad. 600 00:26:58,036 --> 00:27:00,104 - We're living hand-to-mouth... - Ha! Jee-- I mean-- 601 00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:02,106 ...in empty houses Dee Baskin is selling. 602 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,341 What's your plan B? 603 00:27:03,475 --> 00:27:05,911 We are not living hand-to-mouth. 604 00:27:06,044 --> 00:27:08,413 We are so rich in so many ways, 605 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:10,883 but the only thing you ever see is what we don't have. 606 00:27:11,015 --> 00:27:12,817 Yeah, well, unless we get some butts in those seats, 607 00:27:12,952 --> 00:27:14,954 I don't know where we're going. Where are we going, Buddy? 608 00:27:15,086 --> 00:27:18,790 As I've said all along, we are either all in or we're not. 609 00:27:18,924 --> 00:27:20,525 I will make this work! 610 00:27:21,426 --> 00:27:24,062 All right? I promise. 611 00:27:46,919 --> 00:27:48,620 Come on, go to sleep. 612 00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:51,155 Your mom and I were just rehearsing. 613 00:27:55,326 --> 00:27:57,128 I don't know how, 614 00:27:57,897 --> 00:28:01,065 but your mom will blame me if she knows you're still up. 615 00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:03,434 How old were you when you married Mom? 616 00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:05,703 You know we don't do age in this house. 617 00:28:15,113 --> 00:28:17,148 She was so much fun, your mom. 618 00:28:18,049 --> 00:28:19,717 No, she really was. 619 00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:21,887 But she couldn't say, "I love you" 620 00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:25,590 unless she really felt it deeply. 621 00:28:26,457 --> 00:28:29,227 I could say "love" like other people say "envelope," 622 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,963 I'm so shallow. 623 00:28:31,396 --> 00:28:33,298 So I admire that in her. 624 00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:36,334 What was your mom like? 625 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,670 Oh, I really don't remember her. 626 00:28:38,871 --> 00:28:40,405 She walked out when I was only four, 627 00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:42,007 didn't even shut the door. 628 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:46,544 I had to live with my aunts, Astrid and Reliance. 629 00:28:46,946 --> 00:28:48,112 God. 630 00:28:48,613 --> 00:28:52,817 So, your mom could be anywhere in the world, 631 00:28:52,952 --> 00:28:53,886 you'd never know it. 632 00:28:54,019 --> 00:28:56,922 Yeah. People are shits. 633 00:28:58,222 --> 00:29:00,291 But that's on them. 634 00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,293 How you treat people is more important. 635 00:29:02,427 --> 00:29:06,664 And, Les, you have a huge capacity for kindness. 636 00:29:06,831 --> 00:29:08,533 Yeah, yeah, I know. 637 00:29:09,634 --> 00:29:11,135 I didn't learn anything about love 638 00:29:11,269 --> 00:29:13,671 from Astrid and Reliance. 639 00:29:14,472 --> 00:29:15,773 I got all that from your mother. 640 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:17,842 Yeah. 641 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:19,444 And you two monsters. 642 00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:23,181 Can you imagine your mother's face 643 00:29:23,314 --> 00:29:24,883 when the money comes in? 644 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:26,952 Wow. 645 00:29:27,953 --> 00:29:29,955 Oh, that would be something. 646 00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,294 I wish I knew how to do it. 647 00:29:39,263 --> 00:29:40,598 We will. 648 00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:44,302 I know. 649 00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:10,129 Yeah? 650 00:30:11,063 --> 00:30:12,697 - Hey. - Hey. 651 00:30:12,965 --> 00:30:16,534 I told Les I'd drop these off to him. 652 00:30:17,069 --> 00:30:18,202 Did he tell you I was coming by? 653 00:30:18,336 --> 00:30:19,804 No, of course not. 654 00:30:20,139 --> 00:30:21,673 Books on acting. 655 00:30:21,806 --> 00:30:24,242 Oh, I don't know if I should thank you or throw them at you. 656 00:30:26,177 --> 00:30:28,379 I tell you what, you wash, I'll dry. 657 00:30:28,513 --> 00:30:29,814 Then I got to get to rehearsal. 658 00:30:29,948 --> 00:30:31,150 Deal. 659 00:30:31,282 --> 00:30:32,717 Thank you. 660 00:30:33,351 --> 00:30:36,587 So, what's your story? 661 00:30:37,122 --> 00:30:38,356 Where you from, anyway? 662 00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:40,959 Arkansas City, Kansas. You ever hear of it? 663 00:30:41,693 --> 00:30:43,162 No, never will. 664 00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:45,097 So what do you do for fun in Arkansas? 665 00:30:46,497 --> 00:30:48,733 Oh, think of ways to get out, mostly. 666 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,202 But looking back, I was happy then, 667 00:30:51,335 --> 00:30:53,271 and didn't even know it. 668 00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:55,707 Maybe that's just being young. 669 00:30:56,407 --> 00:31:00,012 But I was Queen of the Arkalala Festival. 670 00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:02,114 Oh, I knew you looked familiar. 671 00:31:04,415 --> 00:31:05,884 My nickname growing up was Bigfoot 672 00:31:06,018 --> 00:31:07,785 'cause I was six feet by the time I was twelve. 673 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,122 So you could've knocked me over when I got that crown. 674 00:31:10,254 --> 00:31:11,990 It sounds like an honor, 675 00:31:12,124 --> 00:31:15,460 but pretty slim pickings in Arkansas, I admit it. 676 00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:17,129 Is that where you met Buddy? 677 00:31:17,261 --> 00:31:19,731 No, we met at a theater party. 678 00:31:20,199 --> 00:31:21,365 I think he always thought 679 00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:23,334 I was gonna be that kind of party happy. 680 00:31:23,468 --> 00:31:26,337 And I let him. We married a week later. 681 00:31:26,471 --> 00:31:27,672 Mm. 682 00:31:27,805 --> 00:31:28,974 It was like there was a spotlight on him 683 00:31:29,108 --> 00:31:30,675 anywhere he'd go. 684 00:31:31,275 --> 00:31:32,844 And he chose me. 685 00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:35,546 Hmm. 686 00:31:36,614 --> 00:31:37,916 It's hard being the plus one 687 00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:40,451 in your own life sometimes, though, you know? 688 00:31:40,886 --> 00:31:43,721 I've never felt like a plus one before. 689 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:46,091 No. 690 00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:47,692 - What? - No. 691 00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:49,660 Well... 692 00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:51,729 - What? - Nothing. 693 00:31:53,498 --> 00:31:55,299 I don't see him going anywhere. 694 00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:58,402 No. Mm-mm. He's not. 695 00:31:58,836 --> 00:31:59,837 I am. 696 00:32:00,873 --> 00:32:02,040 Rehearsals. 697 00:32:04,042 --> 00:32:05,643 Thanks for the books. 698 00:32:05,777 --> 00:32:08,080 And in the future, when Les is on unemployment, 699 00:32:08,213 --> 00:32:09,614 we'll think of you. 700 00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:36,541 <i>Thank you for the tour.</i> 701 00:32:36,674 --> 00:32:39,610 I've been looking for a really nice place to worship. 702 00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:41,046 You're very welcome here. 703 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,513 - Oh. - Anytime. 704 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:45,316 Thank you. How many parishioners do you have here? 705 00:32:45,449 --> 00:32:48,053 I would say 120. 706 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:50,122 Oh... 707 00:32:50,255 --> 00:32:52,057 Well, it's a start. 708 00:32:52,291 --> 00:32:53,724 Very nice. 709 00:32:54,293 --> 00:32:56,094 Rabbi, how many members are there 710 00:32:56,228 --> 00:32:57,996 in the temple's congregation? 711 00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:01,566 The masonry itself is just spectacular. 712 00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:04,602 As the newest member 713 00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:08,073 of the Ascension Greek Orthodox Church, 714 00:33:08,207 --> 00:33:09,707 I would love to organize 715 00:33:09,841 --> 00:33:12,643 a theater party for all our parishioners. 716 00:33:12,777 --> 00:33:15,247 So Catholics can come to our productions 717 00:33:15,379 --> 00:33:17,548 at a much reduced rate... 718 00:33:18,683 --> 00:33:20,518 seeing that I'm one of you now. 719 00:33:21,452 --> 00:33:23,521 Buddy, that's horrible. 720 00:33:23,654 --> 00:33:25,690 How many churches did you join? 721 00:33:25,823 --> 00:33:26,925 Eleven. 722 00:33:28,193 --> 00:33:30,528 What? You're always after me to join the church. 723 00:33:30,661 --> 00:33:33,966 Buddy, it's a sin to lie to a man of the cloth! 724 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:35,466 Who lied? 725 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,303 I said I wanted to join the church, I joined. 726 00:33:38,436 --> 00:33:39,770 Well, you're sending yourself to hell. 727 00:33:39,905 --> 00:33:41,572 I hope you know that. Straight to hell. 728 00:33:41,706 --> 00:33:43,674 I'm doubling our subscriptions. 729 00:33:46,677 --> 00:33:49,714 - Seriously? - Yes. 730 00:34:02,995 --> 00:34:05,898 I bet I could get us a balcony full of Episcopalians then. 731 00:34:06,031 --> 00:34:06,932 Yes! 732 00:34:07,065 --> 00:34:08,599 Holy cow! 733 00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:15,740 Oh, my God, you look exactly like the girl I married. 734 00:34:17,009 --> 00:34:18,277 Wow. 735 00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:20,879 Or maybe we always see the people we love 736 00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:23,181 the way they looked when we first fell in love with 'em. 737 00:34:23,315 --> 00:34:24,249 I'm not like that girl. 738 00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:25,716 Oh, you're not? 739 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:28,353 You said, "Holy cow!" 740 00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:30,055 Maybe you don't see it, but I do. 741 00:34:30,188 --> 00:34:31,957 You just want to see it. 742 00:34:33,691 --> 00:34:36,594 I told you I was gonna make this happen, Macy. 743 00:34:39,965 --> 00:34:42,200 You're very sexy when you get all self-starty. 744 00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:46,570 Wow, get used to that. 745 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,243 What? What are you doing? 746 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,677 - Come here. - What? 747 00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:54,379 We have just enough time for a quickie. 748 00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:55,914 What? 749 00:34:56,214 --> 00:34:57,983 Come on, right here on the counter. 750 00:34:58,116 --> 00:35:00,518 We'll turn off the lights. Save on the electricity bill. 751 00:35:00,953 --> 00:35:03,821 Macy? We can't, we don't have time. 752 00:35:03,956 --> 00:35:05,290 - Five minutes, tops. - No. Look, 753 00:35:05,424 --> 00:35:07,825 Les could be here any second with-- 754 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,760 with Fritzi and Loud Sue and the rest of the gang. 755 00:35:09,895 --> 00:35:11,296 When is Les ever on time? 756 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:13,131 Oh, my God! 757 00:35:15,499 --> 00:35:19,104 You are my favorite wife ever! 758 00:35:22,174 --> 00:35:23,208 Ooh! 759 00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:27,946 I'm gonna go to the store to get beer for everyone. 760 00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:34,719 Macy, this is the best brownie 761 00:35:34,853 --> 00:35:36,421 I've ever had in my entire mouth. 762 00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:39,757 Dad, can we do <i>On Borrowed Time</i> when we get to Milwaukee? 763 00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:41,126 If we get to Milwaukee. 764 00:35:41,259 --> 00:35:43,128 Honestly, Les. You only ever want to do plays 765 00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:44,662 with parts for you in it. 766 00:35:44,795 --> 00:35:47,232 Well, you got to audition like everybody else, sport. 767 00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:49,034 Barbra Streisand made me her Brooklyn brownie 768 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:51,635 when I was with the Broadway company of <i>Funny Girl.</i> 769 00:35:51,769 --> 00:35:53,872 It doesn't compare to this. 770 00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:56,607 They always make me audition. I hate auditioning for them. 771 00:35:56,741 --> 00:35:58,609 Kyle, you're the first person 772 00:35:58,743 --> 00:35:59,543 who didn't look impressed when I happen to mention 773 00:35:59,677 --> 00:36:00,845 I worked with Barbra. 774 00:36:00,979 --> 00:36:02,180 And they always say the same thing 775 00:36:02,314 --> 00:36:03,781 after every audition. 776 00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:06,351 Thank you, Les. We'll call you. 777 00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:08,020 You know, and they never call. 778 00:36:08,153 --> 00:36:09,787 I have to audition again tomorrow. 779 00:36:09,921 --> 00:36:11,722 <i>Brighton Beach Memoirs.</i> It's the lead. 780 00:36:11,857 --> 00:36:13,091 I was the first replacement, 781 00:36:13,225 --> 00:36:16,028 Mrs. Strakosh, in the original show. 782 00:36:16,161 --> 00:36:17,496 Does that make me too old for you? 783 00:36:17,628 --> 00:36:18,997 No. It's your age that does. 784 00:36:20,831 --> 00:36:22,367 That's my beeper. 785 00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:24,936 Oh, I gotta check my answering service. 786 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:27,506 - Oh, maybe it's your big break. - Yeah. 787 00:36:27,671 --> 00:36:29,508 Hey, Macy, can I use your phone? Whoa. 788 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,276 - Of course. - Thanks. 789 00:36:31,809 --> 00:36:34,312 Relax, dear. He plays for my team, not yours. 790 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,917 There you go. You got it. 791 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,228 Les Smart. 792 00:36:51,263 --> 00:36:52,730 It's Lester. 793 00:37:00,671 --> 00:37:02,307 Whenever you're ready, Lester. 794 00:37:03,774 --> 00:37:05,043 Oh, yeah. 795 00:37:05,576 --> 00:37:07,479 - <i>♪ One... ♪</i> <i>- Two, shoulders up.</i> 796 00:37:07,611 --> 00:37:09,147 <i>♪ Singular sensation</i> <i>Every little step she takes ♪</i> 797 00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:10,781 <i>Point and point.</i> <i>And step.</i> 798 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,084 Hat to the head. Three, four. 799 00:37:12,217 --> 00:37:14,086 - <i>♪ One ♪</i> - Elbow right, down. 800 00:37:14,219 --> 00:37:17,522 <i>♪ Brilliant combination</i> <i>Every move that she makes ♪</i> 801 00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,458 Step, brush, three, four. 802 00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:22,861 <i>♪ One smile</i> <i>And suddenly nobody else ♪</i> 803 00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:26,231 Step, flick, step, up, step and step, slow. 804 00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:28,732 <i>♪ You know you'll never</i> <i>Be lonely ♪</i> 805 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:29,935 Kick, step, brush. 806 00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:31,870 <i>♪ With you-know-who ♪</i> 807 00:37:32,003 --> 00:37:34,172 Five, six. Back, back! 808 00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:37,476 Yes, Tiffany, find your light, pop, good. 809 00:37:37,608 --> 00:37:39,411 <i>♪ And you can forget the rest ♪</i> 810 00:37:39,544 --> 00:37:40,711 ♪ <i>Diddla-diddla-do ♪</i> 811 00:37:40,845 --> 00:37:43,415 <i>♪ For the girl is second best ♪</i> 812 00:37:43,548 --> 00:37:47,552 <i>♪ To none, son ♪</i> 813 00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:49,588 <i>♪ Ooh, sigh ♪</i> 814 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,456 <i>♪ Give her your attention ♪</i> 815 00:37:51,590 --> 00:37:55,160 <i>♪ Do I really have to mention ♪</i> 816 00:37:55,293 --> 00:38:00,932 <i>♪ She's the one ♪</i> 817 00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:06,138 When do we hear about Milwaukee? 818 00:38:06,571 --> 00:38:08,672 Shouldn't we have heard something already? 819 00:38:09,174 --> 00:38:13,711 Derrick, what are you gonna do when the money comes in? 820 00:38:14,112 --> 00:38:15,113 Hmm? 821 00:38:15,247 --> 00:38:16,515 - When the money comes in? - Yeah. 822 00:38:16,647 --> 00:38:17,916 I'm gonna get Green Bay season tickets 823 00:38:18,049 --> 00:38:19,717 right at the 50-yard line. 824 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,386 I mean, everyone's writing them off, 825 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,954 but I don't know. 826 00:38:25,323 --> 00:38:27,492 Well, what are we gonna do if Milwaukee doesn't happen? 827 00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:32,164 Oh, it will happen. Everything's gonna be great. 828 00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,832 But, I mean, like, do we have a place to go? 829 00:38:34,966 --> 00:38:37,035 Because eventually Dee Baskin's gonna sell a house. 830 00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:39,905 No, we are all in on this one. 831 00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:43,241 But, the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. 832 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:45,043 The bigger the loss. 833 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,712 I mean... how will we even pay for food? 834 00:38:48,846 --> 00:38:50,148 - Theater tickets. - Theater tickets. 835 00:38:51,483 --> 00:38:53,285 You gotta have a little faith, Derrick. 836 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:57,289 You might ask yourself, "Why can't I be more like Les?" 837 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,390 'Cause I'm more like me. 838 00:38:58,523 --> 00:39:00,525 He's got a positive attitude. 839 00:39:00,659 --> 00:39:02,994 He has faith that we're going to end up in Milwaukee. 840 00:39:03,128 --> 00:39:04,996 - Don't you, Les? - Nope. 841 00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:07,399 Thanks. 842 00:39:07,999 --> 00:39:09,401 Very funny. 843 00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:11,236 - Watch out for the pothole. - Hmm? 844 00:39:11,369 --> 00:39:13,405 The pothole, right-- 845 00:39:13,771 --> 00:39:15,706 - Sorry. - Really? 846 00:39:16,641 --> 00:39:17,876 Derrick? 847 00:39:18,276 --> 00:39:20,212 I need to talk to you about all the girls 848 00:39:20,345 --> 00:39:21,745 that you've been kissing on lately. 849 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,281 No, no, you don't. 850 00:39:23,415 --> 00:39:26,017 Yes, I do. Your mother and I think you're being a slut. 851 00:39:26,151 --> 00:39:28,086 No, look, you-- you told me to sleep around. Okay? 852 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,522 It's exactly what you said, word-for-word. 853 00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:32,857 "Have a big life," you said. You wished someone had told you. 854 00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:34,125 That doesn't mean you sleep around 855 00:39:34,259 --> 00:39:37,295 with every girl from Secaucus to Paramus. 856 00:39:37,429 --> 00:39:39,931 I mean, there's horny, and then there's pervy. 857 00:39:40,298 --> 00:39:41,700 Watch out for the pothole. Do you see it? 858 00:39:41,832 --> 00:39:43,134 Right there. 859 00:39:43,268 --> 00:39:45,570 - Dad, he's doing it on purpose. - Shut up! 860 00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:46,705 Hey! 861 00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:48,173 If you have sex without a condom, 862 00:39:48,306 --> 00:39:50,175 your mom's gonna cut your balls off. 863 00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:56,014 I think this talk went well. 864 00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,318 Derrick, can you drop me off at the theater? 865 00:40:08,893 --> 00:40:10,828 All right, Lester, have fun. 866 00:40:24,676 --> 00:40:26,978 Les, darling. 867 00:40:27,245 --> 00:40:29,281 How did you know I'd be here? 868 00:40:29,581 --> 00:40:32,850 <i>Tallulah Bankhead,</i> <i>1902 to 1968.</i> 869 00:40:32,984 --> 00:40:36,488 You look ghastly, Les darling. What's the matter? 870 00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:39,557 I'm just waiting to see if I got a part and... 871 00:40:40,659 --> 00:40:42,060 It's a long story, Tallulah, 872 00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:44,496 and I'm not sure how I come out at the end of it. 873 00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,331 Champagne? 874 00:40:46,464 --> 00:40:49,901 I meant for me. 875 00:40:50,035 --> 00:40:52,103 You know, plus, Derrick's making out like a bandit, 876 00:40:52,237 --> 00:40:53,837 and it's got me thinking-- 877 00:40:53,972 --> 00:40:55,473 I don't know what to tell you. 878 00:40:55,607 --> 00:40:58,076 I've been with many men, and I've been with many women. 879 00:40:58,209 --> 00:41:02,681 And, darling, there has got to be something better. 880 00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:05,950 Did you hear that? 881 00:41:23,468 --> 00:41:24,969 - Oh! - Oh, uh, I'm sorry. 882 00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:26,338 I-I didn't see anything. 883 00:41:26,471 --> 00:41:27,672 Oh, shit. 884 00:41:29,607 --> 00:41:30,942 Les... 885 00:41:39,451 --> 00:41:43,321 Les, wait, please! Les, Les, no... 886 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:45,690 Buddy? 887 00:41:45,824 --> 00:41:48,893 What-- What happened? What's wrong? 888 00:41:49,427 --> 00:41:52,564 What did-- What do you-- Who's on the phone? 889 00:41:57,736 --> 00:41:59,070 We got Milwaukee. 890 00:42:01,106 --> 00:42:02,574 I got the call. 891 00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:04,576 Milwaukee! 892 00:42:05,443 --> 00:42:07,011 Five years! 893 00:42:07,145 --> 00:42:10,048 We are set for the next full five years! 894 00:42:10,181 --> 00:42:12,016 Oh, my God! 895 00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:15,420 Champagne. We need champagne. Lots of it! 896 00:42:15,553 --> 00:42:18,289 We're celebrating big time. You know why, Les? 897 00:42:18,423 --> 00:42:20,425 It's not just because of the phone call. 898 00:42:20,558 --> 00:42:21,826 Les... 899 00:42:22,527 --> 00:42:23,661 I should probably go through your people, 900 00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,096 I know, but I can't wait. 901 00:42:27,065 --> 00:42:29,501 You got the role. 902 00:42:31,102 --> 00:42:32,470 What? 903 00:42:32,604 --> 00:42:33,805 What? The role. 904 00:42:33,938 --> 00:42:35,740 <i>Brighton Beach Memoirs.</i> You got the role. 905 00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:39,077 You were the best actor. Truly. 906 00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:41,713 There was no nepotism involved. 907 00:42:45,517 --> 00:42:47,085 Oh-oh-oh. 908 00:42:47,752 --> 00:42:51,623 There you go. Yes, let it out. You deserve it. 909 00:42:52,357 --> 00:42:53,958 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 910 00:42:55,627 --> 00:42:59,631 Congratulations. You wanna go to the store with me? 911 00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:02,767 No, it's okay, it's okay. 912 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:04,769 You know what? 913 00:43:06,137 --> 00:43:08,573 This is a turning point for our family. 914 00:43:11,242 --> 00:43:13,445 Whoo! 915 00:43:18,116 --> 00:43:19,350 Les... 916 00:43:29,661 --> 00:43:30,628 Alcohol... 917 00:43:32,597 --> 00:43:34,299 Do you have any decent champagne? 918 00:43:34,432 --> 00:43:36,501 Indecent only. 919 00:43:36,902 --> 00:43:38,736 Everyone's a comedian. 920 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,040 There we go. 921 00:43:48,112 --> 00:43:49,347 Mm. 922 00:44:04,864 --> 00:44:05,898 No, no, no. 923 00:44:08,566 --> 00:44:09,534 No. 924 00:44:48,974 --> 00:44:51,609 Welcome in the name of Jesus, 925 00:44:51,743 --> 00:44:55,713 we are gathered to worship, to proclaim Christ crucified 926 00:44:55,847 --> 00:44:58,316 and reason to remember before God, 927 00:44:58,449 --> 00:45:01,753 our brother Buddy Smart. 928 00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:04,255 To give thanks for his life, 929 00:45:04,389 --> 00:45:07,358 to commend him to our merciful redeemer 930 00:45:07,492 --> 00:45:11,030 and to comfort one another in our grief. 931 00:45:11,162 --> 00:45:13,398 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ 932 00:45:13,531 --> 00:45:15,935 and the communion of the holy spirit 933 00:45:16,301 --> 00:45:20,873 all gather grace and glory, we remember before you today... 934 00:45:21,006 --> 00:45:22,740 ...our brother Buddy. 935 00:45:52,704 --> 00:45:54,539 Do you remember Mr. Paterson? 936 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,641 Son, sorry for your loss. 937 00:45:57,977 --> 00:45:59,477 Oh, doctor. 938 00:46:02,747 --> 00:46:05,750 Boys, I'm so sorry for your loss. 939 00:46:07,151 --> 00:46:08,486 And, Macy. 940 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:12,357 He lived life exactly the way he wanted. 941 00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:16,828 It's a gift. No one could ever tell Buddy what to do. 942 00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:19,898 I could. And did. But he didn't listen anyway. 943 00:46:21,399 --> 00:46:22,767 Clearly, I couldn't. 944 00:46:22,901 --> 00:46:25,403 Dr. Kannengiser, thank you for coming all that way. 945 00:46:25,536 --> 00:46:29,607 I'm just so overwhelmed by how many people showed up. 946 00:46:30,742 --> 00:46:32,510 I wish Buddy could've seen it. 947 00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,278 He loved a packed house. 948 00:46:34,412 --> 00:46:35,981 That he did. 949 00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:40,652 Doctor... what couldn't you tell Buddy to do? 950 00:46:41,419 --> 00:46:45,556 Well, you know. Retire. 'Cause of his heart. 951 00:47:20,859 --> 00:47:22,326 <i>You've reached the Smarts.</i> 952 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,394 <i>If you were trying</i> <i>for someone else,</i> 953 00:47:23,528 --> 00:47:24,829 <i>we beg your pardon.</i> 954 00:47:24,963 --> 00:47:27,432 <i>I will recite a poem</i> <i>if you leave a message.</i> 955 00:47:29,001 --> 00:47:31,569 <i>There once was</i> <i>a woman from Devizes,</i> 956 00:47:31,703 --> 00:47:34,539 <i>whose breasts</i> <i>were of different sizes.</i> 957 00:47:34,672 --> 00:47:37,876 <i>One was quite small.</i> <i>It was nothing at all.</i> 958 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:41,379 <i>The other was huge</i> <i>and won prizes!</i> 959 00:47:41,512 --> 00:47:43,448 <i>Your turn.</i> 960 00:47:52,757 --> 00:47:55,961 <i>♪ If you could read</i> <i>My mind, love ♪</i> 961 00:47:56,095 --> 00:47:59,464 <i>♪ What a tale</i> <i>My thoughts could tell ♪</i> 962 00:47:59,898 --> 00:48:03,768 <i>♪ Just like</i> <i>An old-time movie ♪</i> 963 00:48:03,902 --> 00:48:07,005 <i>♪ 'Bout a ghost</i> <i>From a wishing well ♪</i> 964 00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:12,310 <i>♪ In a castle dark</i> <i>Or a fortress strong ♪</i> 965 00:48:12,443 --> 00:48:15,713 <i>♪ With chains upon my feet ♪</i> 966 00:48:16,581 --> 00:48:19,617 <i>♪ You know that ghost is me ♪</i> 967 00:48:21,019 --> 00:48:24,622 <i>♪ And I will never</i> <i>Be set free ♪</i> 968 00:48:24,756 --> 00:48:29,260 <i>♪ As long as I'm a ghost</i> <i>You can't see ♪</i> 969 00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,769 - Mom? - Hmm. 970 00:48:38,402 --> 00:48:41,073 Did he talk to you about me playing football in Milwaukee? 971 00:48:42,573 --> 00:48:44,076 He said I could. 972 00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:47,112 He, uh, said if we got there, that there'd be security 973 00:48:47,246 --> 00:48:49,547 so I wouldn't have to work at the theater anymore. 974 00:48:50,515 --> 00:48:51,884 He promised. 975 00:48:52,017 --> 00:48:54,219 You don't have to work at the theater anymore, Derrick. 976 00:48:54,352 --> 00:48:56,054 But what about the theater in Milwaukee? 977 00:48:56,188 --> 00:48:57,455 Look, I really tried, 978 00:48:57,588 --> 00:48:59,690 but your father had a contract there, not us. 979 00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:02,961 We're not going to Milwaukee. We're going home. 980 00:49:05,063 --> 00:49:05,998 - Home? - Yeah. 981 00:49:06,131 --> 00:49:08,100 You can play football in Kansas. 982 00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:10,535 My brother said we could stay with him on his farm. 983 00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:12,938 On his farm? 984 00:49:13,238 --> 00:49:15,174 We're living on a farm? 985 00:49:15,606 --> 00:49:16,808 What are we, cowpoke? 986 00:49:16,942 --> 00:49:18,309 What am I supposed to do in fucking Kansas? 987 00:49:18,442 --> 00:49:19,644 Hey. 988 00:49:19,777 --> 00:49:21,146 You can start by watching your mouth. 989 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,948 It's physically impossible to watch your mouth. 990 00:49:23,081 --> 00:49:24,549 We don't have options. 991 00:49:24,682 --> 00:49:26,084 You might even like it there, Les. 992 00:49:26,218 --> 00:49:27,886 It'll be like living in <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i> 993 00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,555 In the black-and-white section of <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i> 994 00:49:30,688 --> 00:49:32,958 No one wants to live in that section! 995 00:49:33,091 --> 00:49:34,293 Just keep an open mind. 996 00:49:34,425 --> 00:49:36,828 Kansas is famous for twisters and being white. 997 00:49:36,962 --> 00:49:39,330 We don't have any place else to go! 998 00:49:39,463 --> 00:49:41,532 I am doing the best I can for us. 999 00:49:41,766 --> 00:49:43,902 You're just gonna have to accept it, Les. 1000 00:49:59,851 --> 00:50:03,821 The motto of the state of Kansas is... 1001 00:50:04,555 --> 00:50:07,860 "To the stars through difficulties." 1002 00:50:09,027 --> 00:50:13,131 Seems to me you've all had your share of difficulties. 1003 00:50:15,533 --> 00:50:19,104 What do you boys like to do for fun? Huh? 1004 00:50:21,372 --> 00:50:23,275 - Um... - Les loves theater, 1005 00:50:23,407 --> 00:50:25,177 - like his dad. - Mm-hmm. 1006 00:50:25,543 --> 00:50:29,314 Uh, I don't know about theaters much, but... 1007 00:50:29,814 --> 00:50:31,415 we have a Renaissance Fair 1008 00:50:31,549 --> 00:50:35,854 with costumes, mermaids, and fire spitters. 1009 00:50:37,455 --> 00:50:40,524 The church puts on a nativity tableaux each year. 1010 00:50:40,658 --> 00:50:44,662 And, that's... you know, kinda theater-y, and... 1011 00:50:44,795 --> 00:50:46,265 That's not even amateur theater. 1012 00:50:50,401 --> 00:50:51,702 Um, what about football? 1013 00:50:51,836 --> 00:50:54,805 Oh, well, we love our football in Kansas. 1014 00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:57,009 And we're really bad at it. 1015 00:50:57,142 --> 00:51:02,446 But we got national parks, national forests, and, uh... 1016 00:51:02,847 --> 00:51:06,018 Macy? What do you say I take the boys hunting tomorrow? 1017 00:51:06,151 --> 00:51:07,920 Really? Arming them? I-- 1018 00:51:08,053 --> 00:51:10,289 Well, I know the girls never wanted to go, 1019 00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:11,622 but I bet your boys would. 1020 00:51:11,756 --> 00:51:14,326 I'm not some psycho serial killer 1021 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,894 shooting and killing things. 1022 00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:17,728 My dad just died. 1023 00:51:17,863 --> 00:51:19,131 Les... 1024 00:51:19,664 --> 00:51:22,800 I know that, but people here feel differently. 1025 00:51:23,068 --> 00:51:27,906 Out here... gun control means hitting what you aim at. 1026 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,508 People out here, they love their guns. 1027 00:51:30,641 --> 00:51:32,710 - People followed Hitler, too. - Jesus. 1028 00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:35,646 Oh, yeah, you think that's a fair comparison? 1029 00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,182 I don't give a shit about being fair. 1030 00:51:37,316 --> 00:51:39,151 - Les! - Well... 1031 00:51:40,185 --> 00:51:42,553 You know, suit yourself. 1032 00:51:44,156 --> 00:51:47,625 You're free to stay, and you're free to go. 1033 00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:51,096 No one's holding you prisoner. 1034 00:51:51,696 --> 00:51:55,200 But we clear our own plates in this house. 1035 00:52:02,007 --> 00:52:03,641 What part of "We don't have anywhere else to go" 1036 00:52:03,774 --> 00:52:05,077 was unclear? 1037 00:52:16,254 --> 00:52:17,588 You all right? 1038 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:20,058 No. 1039 00:52:20,192 --> 00:52:22,928 I don't think I'm me anymore without my dad. 1040 00:52:23,295 --> 00:52:26,298 I'm never gonna find my people in Kansas. 1041 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,801 You haven't even been here a day. 1042 00:52:32,536 --> 00:52:34,638 This is an opportunity. 1043 00:52:36,141 --> 00:52:39,677 You start a new school next week. High school. 1044 00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:42,114 Just try fitting in. Huh? 1045 00:52:42,247 --> 00:52:44,916 Having a normal life isn't a sin. 1046 00:52:47,252 --> 00:52:48,552 Les... 1047 00:52:49,087 --> 00:52:51,990 Y-You need to let me explain. 1048 00:52:53,892 --> 00:52:55,726 - I loved your father-- - Just go away. 1049 00:52:55,861 --> 00:52:57,628 I just want to unsee it. 1050 00:52:58,463 --> 00:53:00,564 But for the longest time, 1051 00:53:00,932 --> 00:53:03,601 everybody looked at me like I was... 1052 00:53:04,668 --> 00:53:07,372 dull and serious, and not worth knowing. 1053 00:53:07,506 --> 00:53:10,641 And-- And I-I never used to be any of those things. 1054 00:53:10,976 --> 00:53:13,544 Even you looked at me like that, Les. 1055 00:53:14,112 --> 00:53:17,449 Your dad, he saw someone that didn't exist anymore. 1056 00:53:17,581 --> 00:53:18,917 And I just... 1057 00:53:19,051 --> 00:53:22,220 I just wanted to be seen. And Kyle saw me. 1058 00:53:22,354 --> 00:53:24,523 Saw you with his penis? 1059 00:53:26,491 --> 00:53:28,894 I made a really bad decision, 1060 00:53:29,027 --> 00:53:31,296 and I made it deliberately. 1061 00:53:31,430 --> 00:53:35,033 And I wish to God it was just my secret and you didn't know. 1062 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:37,701 I'm so sorry, Les. 1063 00:53:45,776 --> 00:53:47,812 I love you, sweetheart. 1064 00:54:03,195 --> 00:54:06,331 Hey, Les. Can I tell you something? 1065 00:54:06,898 --> 00:54:10,001 Kansas was my real inspiration, you know. 1066 00:54:11,169 --> 00:54:14,638 <i>William Inge, 1913 to 1973.</i> 1067 00:54:14,873 --> 00:54:18,143 If you look at my plays, Les, they're all about my life here. 1068 00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:22,981 Kansas turned me into a real artist. 1069 00:54:23,115 --> 00:54:24,782 You could be an artist too. 1070 00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:28,719 You could be as happy as I was here if you just give it a try. 1071 00:54:30,355 --> 00:54:31,755 Didn't you kill yourself? 1072 00:54:34,593 --> 00:54:36,495 Well... 1073 00:54:46,304 --> 00:54:48,907 <i>♪ Run, run, run, run</i> <i>Run away now ♪</i> 1074 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,675 <i>♪ Got to run away from me ♪</i> 1075 00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:53,478 <i>♪ Whistle-blowin'</i> <i>Pistol-packin' ♪</i> 1076 00:54:53,612 --> 00:54:54,946 <i>♪ Gun-slingin' showdown ♪</i> 1077 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,115 <i>♪ Is what you're all</i> <i>About to see ♪</i> 1078 00:55:01,386 --> 00:55:04,022 - Nice shirt. - Thanks. 1079 00:55:04,589 --> 00:55:06,224 Listen to <i>Dr. Feelgood</i> yet? 1080 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:09,693 Pretty good. Better than <i>Girls, Girls, Girls.</i> 1081 00:55:12,063 --> 00:55:14,032 - Alex. - Derrick. 1082 00:55:14,832 --> 00:55:16,268 - Johnny. - New? 1083 00:55:16,401 --> 00:55:18,103 - Yeah. - Cool. 1084 00:55:22,407 --> 00:55:23,841 Seriously? 1085 00:55:29,948 --> 00:55:32,417 My mom, you know, she just-- 1086 00:55:32,551 --> 00:55:35,719 This is, uh, my brother Les. 1087 00:55:36,188 --> 00:55:37,389 Yo. 1088 00:55:37,522 --> 00:55:39,723 <i>The chess club in room 104</i> 1089 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,359 <i>has been canceled.</i> 1090 00:55:41,493 --> 00:55:42,861 Am I seeing things, 1091 00:55:42,994 --> 00:55:45,729 or did Selena Roach get, like, totally hot over break? 1092 00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:47,499 Oh, man, look at her. 1093 00:55:49,034 --> 00:55:51,069 - She looks kind of slutty. - Right? 1094 00:55:51,469 --> 00:55:53,605 Right. Yeah, I love sluts. 1095 00:55:53,737 --> 00:55:55,839 She is totally third base, man. 1096 00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:59,044 You know, when I pick up girls, I think one thing. 1097 00:55:59,177 --> 00:56:02,480 - Very clearly, over and over. - What? 1098 00:56:02,813 --> 00:56:05,150 "I have a foot-long penis." 1099 00:56:05,283 --> 00:56:06,618 Yeah, watch. 1100 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:07,953 No way. 1101 00:56:15,627 --> 00:56:18,530 What's so funny? What are they saying about me? 1102 00:56:18,663 --> 00:56:20,532 My brother thinks you're a fox. 1103 00:56:20,665 --> 00:56:22,766 He's the guy you're watching like a TV set. 1104 00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:24,336 Yeah, I'm so sure. 1105 00:56:25,604 --> 00:56:26,972 Not really my type. 1106 00:56:27,771 --> 00:56:29,107 What kind of girl does he like? 1107 00:56:29,507 --> 00:56:30,642 New. 1108 00:56:32,711 --> 00:56:33,912 I'm Les. 1109 00:56:34,713 --> 00:56:37,115 Hmm. Okay. Selena. 1110 00:56:46,591 --> 00:56:48,759 Oh, you shouldn't be drinking like that. 1111 00:56:48,893 --> 00:56:50,662 I'm using a glass. 1112 00:56:51,196 --> 00:56:52,330 - No, I meant-- - No. 1113 00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,733 I should absolutely be drinking, okay? 1114 00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:58,470 I yelled at Buddy over and over to have a Plan B. 1115 00:56:58,603 --> 00:57:00,138 I have no plan. 1116 00:57:00,272 --> 00:57:02,641 I was an awful wife. My kids are miserable. 1117 00:57:02,773 --> 00:57:05,110 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be drinking. 1118 00:57:05,243 --> 00:57:07,279 I meant you shouldn't be drinking alone. 1119 00:57:12,816 --> 00:57:14,286 My mistake. 1120 00:57:27,365 --> 00:57:29,267 Why'd you stop talking to me? 1121 00:57:29,534 --> 00:57:31,970 Why, I'm pretty sure we're talking now. 1122 00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:34,906 You stopped returning calls, you stopped writing... 1123 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,975 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 1124 00:57:37,575 --> 00:57:38,977 Well, you look terrible. 1125 00:57:39,110 --> 00:57:40,578 Well, I feel terrible, Walter. 1126 00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:41,946 Well, you... 1127 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,481 You look it. 1128 00:57:48,953 --> 00:57:50,522 Look... 1129 00:57:51,389 --> 00:57:54,492 I read three different articles this week about... 1130 00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,027 food allergies. 1131 00:57:57,329 --> 00:58:00,598 Three. That can't be a coincidence. 1132 00:58:01,433 --> 00:58:05,337 They say, what you eat directly contributes to how you feel. 1133 00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:07,605 You can be allergic to something. 1134 00:58:07,739 --> 00:58:09,307 And-- And it-- And it causes-- 1135 00:58:09,441 --> 00:58:12,344 it causes mood swings, and you aren't aware of it. 1136 00:58:12,577 --> 00:58:13,812 That's not this. 1137 00:58:13,945 --> 00:58:17,349 Look, there's a man in Enid, Oklahoma 1138 00:58:17,482 --> 00:58:19,250 who cut his wife up in a salad bowl 1139 00:58:19,384 --> 00:58:21,119 'cause he was allergic to dairy. 1140 00:58:21,252 --> 00:58:22,520 All three articles talked about him. 1141 00:58:22,654 --> 00:58:23,888 Walter... 1142 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:27,225 No, all I'm saying is... aside from Buddy... 1143 00:58:27,992 --> 00:58:29,761 The uncertainty? 1144 00:58:30,328 --> 00:58:33,298 The overwhelming emotions? 1145 00:58:34,466 --> 00:58:35,800 Yeah? 1146 00:58:37,669 --> 00:58:39,738 Could all be tuna. 1147 00:58:42,607 --> 00:58:43,742 Yeah. 1148 00:58:44,542 --> 00:58:45,777 <i>Glad you could ditch with me.</i> 1149 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,412 <i>I always ditch PE.</i> 1150 00:58:48,179 --> 00:58:49,681 How long have you lived here? 1151 00:58:50,648 --> 00:58:52,117 God, too long. 1152 00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:55,019 I know everything everyone's gonna say before they say it. 1153 00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:57,188 Intolerable. 1154 00:58:57,655 --> 00:59:00,091 I'm moving to LA first chance I get. 1155 00:59:00,492 --> 00:59:02,327 If Debbie Gibson can be a rockstar... 1156 00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:05,096 I'm giving myself five years to make it in New York. 1157 00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:06,364 I'm going to an acting school 1158 00:59:06,498 --> 00:59:08,032 where they don't just teach acting... 1159 00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,502 but how to become rich and be fascinating. 1160 00:59:10,635 --> 00:59:13,104 My dad said they have those in New York. 1161 00:59:13,805 --> 00:59:15,140 Wait, you're gay? 1162 00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:18,676 What? 1163 00:59:19,043 --> 00:59:22,514 Mm. All actors are just a little bit gay. 1164 00:59:26,418 --> 00:59:27,752 Do you wanna touch my boob? 1165 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:31,356 Yeah. 1166 00:59:34,058 --> 00:59:35,627 Uh, under the shirt. 1167 00:59:36,494 --> 00:59:37,495 Oh. 1168 00:59:41,099 --> 00:59:42,367 Hey, your brother seems way cool. 1169 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,169 - Mm. - He have a girlfriend? 1170 00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:46,070 - Uh-uh. - Hmm. 1171 00:59:46,204 --> 00:59:48,640 Okay, it doesn't screw off, Les. That's enough. 1172 00:59:51,709 --> 00:59:54,245 I saw <i>Hair</i> when I was eight 'cause... 1173 00:59:54,546 --> 00:59:56,948 my dad said he'd rather I learn about sex in the theater 1174 00:59:57,081 --> 00:59:58,316 than the street. 1175 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,019 People here are obsessed with sex. 1176 01:00:01,319 --> 01:00:03,421 You know, I'm in AP Calculus. 1177 01:00:03,555 --> 01:00:05,723 But no one ever talks about that. 1178 01:00:06,324 --> 01:00:07,759 I know what the guys here say about me. 1179 01:00:07,893 --> 01:00:10,128 But I'm not doing anything they're not doing. 1180 01:00:10,261 --> 01:00:11,897 Anything they wish they were doing. 1181 01:00:12,030 --> 01:00:13,264 Exactly. 1182 01:00:13,398 --> 01:00:14,699 Intolerable. 1183 01:00:16,434 --> 01:00:18,169 Yeah, it just really upsets people here 1184 01:00:18,303 --> 01:00:21,172 that I have a working brain, and a working vagina. 1185 01:00:25,844 --> 01:00:27,278 Intolerable. 1186 01:00:27,979 --> 01:00:29,414 Intolerable. 1187 01:00:35,186 --> 01:00:38,958 <i>♪ On a hill far away ♪</i> 1188 01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:43,261 <i>♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪</i> 1189 01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:50,235 <i>♪ The emblem</i> <i>Of suffering and shame ♪</i> 1190 01:00:50,970 --> 01:00:55,406 <i>♪ And I love that old cross ♪</i> 1191 01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:59,310 <i>♪ Where the dearest and best ♪</i> 1192 01:00:59,444 --> 01:01:06,117 <i>♪ For a world of lost sinners</i> <i>Was slain ♪</i> 1193 01:01:06,417 --> 01:01:08,152 Thank you so much for coming today. 1194 01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:12,290 - Pastor Ellis, I'm Macy Smart. - Oh, hi, Macy. 1195 01:01:12,423 --> 01:01:14,492 I hear the church is looking for a bookkeeper. 1196 01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:15,895 Yes, actually, 1197 01:01:16,027 --> 01:01:18,329 our Miss Rowbottom's leaving us to get married. 1198 01:01:18,463 --> 01:01:22,400 I have over 15 years experience in bookkeeping for my husband. 1199 01:01:22,534 --> 01:01:24,870 - Okay, and your husband is-- - Dead? Yes. 1200 01:01:25,004 --> 01:01:26,271 Oh. 1201 01:01:26,404 --> 01:01:28,640 His number came up, as we say in bookkeeping. 1202 01:01:28,773 --> 01:01:29,875 I see. 1203 01:01:30,408 --> 01:01:32,710 Look. Apparently, I'm a control freak 1204 01:01:32,844 --> 01:01:35,280 with control over absolutely nothing in my life. 1205 01:01:35,413 --> 01:01:38,249 And I'm also seemingly dull and uninteresting, 1206 01:01:38,383 --> 01:01:40,285 so perfect for the job. 1207 01:01:41,252 --> 01:01:43,421 I'll see what we can do, Macy. 1208 01:01:45,423 --> 01:01:47,860 It was a lot of this, watch... Double take. 1209 01:01:48,493 --> 01:01:50,395 Triple take. 1210 01:01:50,863 --> 01:01:53,298 It was so... Oh, my God! 1211 01:01:53,431 --> 01:01:55,166 It was like serving time in thespian jail. 1212 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,401 And the more I tried to escape, 1213 01:01:56,534 --> 01:01:57,702 the more musicals they'd put me in. 1214 01:01:57,835 --> 01:01:59,270 That's bizarre, dude. 1215 01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:01,739 I know, and I'm fantasizing about football and tackling 1216 01:02:01,874 --> 01:02:04,309 and for real, this is what they have me doing. 1217 01:02:04,442 --> 01:02:06,011 On stage, in front of everyone. 1218 01:02:06,144 --> 01:02:08,246 Eight shows a week. Triple time step! 1219 01:02:10,248 --> 01:02:12,717 It wasn't actually like that. 1220 01:02:13,151 --> 01:02:15,286 It was actually really great. 1221 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,755 Come on! "Moon, June, croon, tune" 1222 01:02:17,890 --> 01:02:18,958 and the "feelings" bullshit. 1223 01:02:19,691 --> 01:02:21,593 It was so corny and embarrassing. 1224 01:02:21,726 --> 01:02:23,328 I never told any of my friends what I was doing 1225 01:02:23,461 --> 01:02:24,930 'cause I know I'd never live it down. 1226 01:02:25,064 --> 01:02:26,230 It wasn't corny. 1227 01:02:26,364 --> 01:02:28,266 It was corn right off the cob, Les. 1228 01:02:28,399 --> 01:02:29,834 You just weren't good at it. 1229 01:02:32,537 --> 01:02:34,739 Everything's different up there. 1230 01:02:35,206 --> 01:02:36,774 The energy, the intensity. 1231 01:02:37,442 --> 01:02:39,243 You connect with everybody simultaneously 1232 01:02:39,377 --> 01:02:41,112 and bring them together. 1233 01:02:41,245 --> 01:02:42,881 That's the opposite of corny. 1234 01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:46,018 - We were good. - No. 1235 01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,020 We were terrible, Les. 1236 01:02:48,453 --> 01:02:50,923 Dad told you we were good, and you believed him. 1237 01:02:52,256 --> 01:02:54,093 And we were a joke. 1238 01:02:54,359 --> 01:02:56,361 And Dad picked that joke over us. 1239 01:02:58,262 --> 01:02:59,664 And he died for it. 1240 01:03:00,765 --> 01:03:02,200 I mean, he wanted to be good, 1241 01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:03,768 but you gotta face the truth, 1242 01:03:03,902 --> 01:03:05,336 Dad was the joke. 1243 01:03:06,939 --> 01:03:08,941 Dad was fucking tragic. 1244 01:03:09,607 --> 01:03:11,743 - Take it back! - Whoa. 1245 01:03:14,746 --> 01:03:18,583 Dad went after what he loved 100%, and that's brave. 1246 01:03:18,716 --> 01:03:21,552 We were special, and you weren't. 1247 01:03:22,021 --> 01:03:23,956 That's not Dad's fault. 1248 01:03:24,422 --> 01:03:27,558 You're just a boring, ordinary asshole, Derrick. 1249 01:03:32,097 --> 01:03:34,265 Dad wasn't tragic! 1250 01:03:40,405 --> 01:03:42,141 We were special. 1251 01:03:48,947 --> 01:03:50,916 What are you and Derrick fighting about? 1252 01:03:55,154 --> 01:03:56,989 I'm not talking about it with you. 1253 01:03:58,289 --> 01:03:59,590 Okay. 1254 01:04:00,591 --> 01:04:01,526 Why not? 1255 01:04:01,659 --> 01:04:03,594 Because you cheated on Dad. 1256 01:04:07,966 --> 01:04:09,968 Is that what you and Derrick were fighting about? 1257 01:04:10,903 --> 01:04:11,904 You know... 1258 01:04:13,005 --> 01:04:15,107 I'm gonna be so famous. 1259 01:04:15,239 --> 01:04:18,476 Everyone's gonna piss themselves wishing they were nicer to me. 1260 01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,511 When the money comes in... 1261 01:04:20,645 --> 01:04:23,614 I'm gonna make Kyle my assistant and treat him terrible. 1262 01:04:23,748 --> 01:04:26,684 No matter what he does, it's not good enough. 1263 01:04:26,818 --> 01:04:29,054 And when it's time to give him a raise, I'm gonna fire him. 1264 01:04:32,323 --> 01:04:33,825 Okay, you wanna join me here 1265 01:04:33,959 --> 01:04:35,359 - in reality for a second? - No. 1266 01:04:35,493 --> 01:04:36,962 Reality sucks. It's better in my head. 1267 01:04:37,096 --> 01:04:38,063 But it's not real. 1268 01:04:38,197 --> 01:04:39,731 - It's better. - It's not. 1269 01:04:39,865 --> 01:04:42,800 It's braver to face things head on. 1270 01:04:44,402 --> 01:04:46,105 Artists appreciate truth. 1271 01:04:47,271 --> 01:04:49,108 You're not an artist. 1272 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,044 Your dreams never happened, so now you don't dream at all. 1273 01:04:52,343 --> 01:04:54,245 That's the opposite of brave. 1274 01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:58,150 No, you don't dream when you're just trying to survive, Les. 1275 01:04:58,282 --> 01:04:59,650 That's exactly when you do. 1276 01:04:59,784 --> 01:05:03,922 No, you face facts and you deal with them. 1277 01:05:04,056 --> 01:05:06,892 Dreams are fine, but dreams can also destroy you. 1278 01:05:07,258 --> 01:05:08,961 I am trying... 1279 01:05:09,393 --> 01:05:11,029 to protect you, Les. 1280 01:05:11,163 --> 01:05:12,663 That's my job. 1281 01:05:12,797 --> 01:05:14,233 - You're limiting me. - No. 1282 01:05:14,365 --> 01:05:17,368 You want me to pick the safest, smallest life possible. 1283 01:05:17,970 --> 01:05:19,270 Honey... 1284 01:05:19,403 --> 01:05:22,040 I'm giving myself five years to make it in New York. 1285 01:05:22,174 --> 01:05:25,911 I'm not gonna be small and simple like you. 1286 01:05:27,411 --> 01:05:29,413 I'm going after what I want. 1287 01:05:29,982 --> 01:05:33,584 And I'm dreaming fucking big, just like my dad. 1288 01:05:38,223 --> 01:05:40,825 You're not ever gonna forgive me, are you? 1289 01:06:01,345 --> 01:06:02,513 You have everything you need? 1290 01:06:02,647 --> 01:06:04,415 Really? 1291 01:06:04,549 --> 01:06:07,119 Uh, you know what I mean. 1292 01:06:08,053 --> 01:06:09,487 I'm fine. 1293 01:06:11,223 --> 01:06:12,557 Really? 1294 01:06:13,624 --> 01:06:16,061 You know what I mean. Come in. 1295 01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:26,737 You think you're gonna stay? 1296 01:06:28,539 --> 01:06:30,209 I don't know what to think. 1297 01:06:30,341 --> 01:06:32,643 I'm just... 1298 01:06:33,811 --> 01:06:34,812 Well... 1299 01:06:36,114 --> 01:06:37,316 Questioning everything. 1300 01:06:37,448 --> 01:06:38,649 Yeah. 1301 01:06:39,617 --> 01:06:41,586 I can't even pray. 1302 01:06:42,386 --> 01:06:45,991 Why would I pray to a God that let Buddy die without faith? 1303 01:06:46,557 --> 01:06:48,726 Plus, Buddy knew he was sick. 1304 01:06:50,128 --> 01:06:53,232 He pretended he was fine. He never let on. 1305 01:06:53,497 --> 01:06:54,699 Mm. 1306 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,570 I didn't know Buddy well, but... 1307 01:07:00,939 --> 01:07:02,274 I guess he didn't want you to worry-- 1308 01:07:02,406 --> 01:07:03,841 They warned him. 1309 01:07:04,575 --> 01:07:06,844 Buddy and his big dreams. 1310 01:07:06,979 --> 01:07:09,147 That's what killed him. And I-I... 1311 01:07:09,281 --> 01:07:12,783 I must've known on some level because I kept begging him... 1312 01:07:14,385 --> 01:07:16,021 I don't know how to forgive him. 1313 01:07:16,754 --> 01:07:18,623 I can't forgive myself. 1314 01:07:19,724 --> 01:07:21,792 - Mm. - And I don't know how to... 1315 01:07:22,627 --> 01:07:24,997 live my life now without God. 1316 01:07:26,497 --> 01:07:28,699 You know, growing up, uh... 1317 01:07:29,868 --> 01:07:32,137 I always wanted to protect you. 1318 01:07:32,271 --> 01:07:34,505 But you never needed it. 1319 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:39,211 Who knew I'd be so bad at it? 1320 01:07:39,344 --> 01:07:41,046 No... 1321 01:07:43,447 --> 01:07:46,717 What do you suppose Buddy'd say about all this? 1322 01:07:50,721 --> 01:07:52,523 On with the show. 1323 01:07:53,524 --> 01:07:54,725 Hm. 1324 01:07:58,763 --> 01:08:00,299 I know what you've heard about me. 1325 01:08:00,698 --> 01:08:03,168 I don't, you know. 1326 01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:05,270 They all just say they've been with me 1327 01:08:05,404 --> 01:08:07,471 because they don't wanna be the only one who hasn't. 1328 01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,607 All of 'em. 1329 01:08:11,642 --> 01:08:12,543 It's all good. 1330 01:08:14,079 --> 01:08:17,149 You know, I don't say anything because, uh... 1331 01:08:17,883 --> 01:08:20,085 you do what you have to when your last name's Roach. 1332 01:08:21,719 --> 01:08:23,956 I mean, I don't care, it doesn't bother me, I-- 1333 01:08:24,856 --> 01:08:26,590 I'm leaving town anyway. 1334 01:08:26,925 --> 01:08:28,726 I'm moving to LA to become a singer. 1335 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:31,964 Don't-- Don't go. I just got here. 1336 01:08:32,097 --> 01:08:34,399 You're messed up, huh? 1337 01:08:34,532 --> 01:08:36,600 Wha-- I'm not messed up. 1338 01:08:36,734 --> 01:08:38,669 Uh-huh. No? 1339 01:08:38,803 --> 01:08:40,471 - No, no siree-- - Yeah. 1340 01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:42,207 No, I'm-- 1341 01:08:42,540 --> 01:08:43,708 - Okay, yeah, I am. - Yeah. 1342 01:08:43,841 --> 01:08:46,144 I'm messed up. 1343 01:08:56,687 --> 01:08:58,290 - Okay, slow down. - Hey. 1344 01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:06,797 Yep, LA. 1345 01:09:09,267 --> 01:09:12,437 Actually, we, um-- We moved here from Milwaukee. 1346 01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:13,571 Mm. 1347 01:09:13,704 --> 01:09:16,540 Yeah, my dad's in manufacturing. 1348 01:09:16,674 --> 01:09:18,877 He worked at the Maybelline cosmetics factory 1349 01:09:19,011 --> 01:09:20,445 until it shut down there. 1350 01:09:20,879 --> 01:09:23,081 I didn't even get a fucking lipstick outta it. 1351 01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:26,650 Wha... 1352 01:09:26,784 --> 01:09:29,754 Did you know that more Playboy Playmates 1353 01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:32,723 come from Milwaukee, than... 1354 01:09:39,965 --> 01:09:41,199 Shit! 1355 01:09:53,245 --> 01:09:55,147 Oh, Dad... 1356 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,282 What's wrong? 1357 01:09:57,883 --> 01:10:00,584 It's just... I don't even miss my dad. 1358 01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:02,054 I-I don't miss him. 1359 01:10:06,757 --> 01:10:07,959 Fuck. 1360 01:10:09,995 --> 01:10:10,996 My-- 1361 01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:13,899 It's just, my dad, um... 1362 01:10:20,205 --> 01:10:22,140 Okay, well, um... 1363 01:10:23,707 --> 01:10:25,977 I still want to, so... 1364 01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:28,146 you can if you want. 1365 01:10:30,115 --> 01:10:31,149 Yeah. 1366 01:10:36,988 --> 01:10:39,324 Okay, yeah, Derrick. Off. 1367 01:10:39,458 --> 01:10:41,126 I have to get home. 1368 01:10:42,427 --> 01:10:43,428 What happened? 1369 01:10:44,996 --> 01:10:46,498 You don't remember? 1370 01:10:46,630 --> 01:10:48,433 What? 1371 01:10:49,633 --> 01:10:51,536 Whatever, just take me home. 1372 01:10:51,669 --> 01:10:54,439 Wait. We didn't... 1373 01:10:56,341 --> 01:10:59,211 I-I lost my virginity, and I don't even remember? 1374 01:11:00,545 --> 01:11:02,180 You-- You were a virgin? 1375 01:11:03,915 --> 01:11:05,217 You couldn't tell? 1376 01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:28,206 Macy, everything all right? 1377 01:11:29,941 --> 01:11:32,878 Everything's sunshine and Santa Claus, Pastor. Why do you ask? 1378 01:11:33,011 --> 01:11:34,913 Well, the high school just called. 1379 01:11:35,046 --> 01:11:37,815 They wanna know if you'd come in at 1:00 to talk about Les. 1380 01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,520 Oh, well... 1381 01:11:41,987 --> 01:11:44,722 he's having a little trouble adjusting. 1382 01:11:46,158 --> 01:11:50,428 You know, the church has a pretty big outreach, so... 1383 01:11:51,062 --> 01:11:53,465 You know, you don't have to do all this alone, Macy. 1384 01:11:53,598 --> 01:11:56,800 Well... I'm taking a vacation from church. 1385 01:11:56,935 --> 01:12:00,639 Well, you're literally working... for a church. 1386 01:12:02,307 --> 01:12:05,076 Well... I'm not working very hard. 1387 01:12:05,210 --> 01:12:09,347 Look, I just meant that I know how messy it all is. 1388 01:12:09,481 --> 01:12:11,917 And, you know, if you needed help, 1389 01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:14,653 I'm sure the church could spring for an analyst. 1390 01:12:14,986 --> 01:12:17,688 I do not need an analyst. 1391 01:12:17,821 --> 01:12:19,757 I face things head on. 1392 01:12:19,891 --> 01:12:21,459 That's what I do. You know what? 1393 01:12:21,593 --> 01:12:23,827 I hide in the background and keep my mouth shut 1394 01:12:23,962 --> 01:12:25,130 and get things done. 1395 01:12:25,263 --> 01:12:29,134 If anything, I am too sensible, too safe. 1396 01:12:29,267 --> 01:12:31,835 As a matter of fact, I resent this entire conversation. 1397 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:33,672 I keep a tight reign on things. 1398 01:12:33,804 --> 01:12:36,541 I am managing just fine. Thank you very much. 1399 01:12:36,675 --> 01:12:39,843 I know, I was talking about a financial analyst. 1400 01:12:39,978 --> 01:12:41,947 I was talking about the books, Macy. 1401 01:12:48,053 --> 01:12:49,853 I'll let you finish up. 1402 01:12:59,965 --> 01:13:01,399 <i>He said what now?</i> 1403 01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,401 God doesn't exist. 1404 01:13:03,535 --> 01:13:05,403 What class was this for? 1405 01:13:05,870 --> 01:13:07,072 PE. 1406 01:13:07,205 --> 01:13:08,406 PE? 1407 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,908 Coach Gifford was saying 1408 01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,310 that it would take an act of God for Les to pass PE 1409 01:13:12,444 --> 01:13:14,679 if he continues the way he is. 1410 01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:16,014 And he responded with-- 1411 01:13:16,147 --> 01:13:18,483 Did the coach ask him what he does believe in? 1412 01:13:18,617 --> 01:13:19,918 'Cause I'd like to know. 1413 01:13:20,051 --> 01:13:22,420 That is a pretty bold statement. 1414 01:13:22,554 --> 01:13:26,424 What-- What do you believe in, if not God? 1415 01:13:26,824 --> 01:13:28,360 I don't know, just... 1416 01:13:29,894 --> 01:13:32,030 Me, I guess. 1417 01:13:33,231 --> 01:13:36,368 You're 14. You're 14 years old. 1418 01:13:36,501 --> 01:13:37,535 I-I know. 1419 01:13:39,170 --> 01:13:41,772 I second guess myself every 15 minutes! 1420 01:13:41,906 --> 01:13:43,908 That's an extraordinary statement 1421 01:13:44,042 --> 01:13:45,443 - for a 14-year-old to make... - Mrs. Smart... 1422 01:13:45,577 --> 01:13:47,312 Who thinks like that at 14? 1423 01:13:47,445 --> 01:13:48,846 I don't think you understand-- 1424 01:13:48,980 --> 01:13:51,516 His dad had trouble with God too. Les takes after him. 1425 01:13:51,650 --> 01:13:53,385 And he hates the hell out of me right now. 1426 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,490 But God bless you, Les, if you'll excuse the expression, 1427 01:13:58,623 --> 01:14:01,026 'cause I know how you feel about Him. 1428 01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:03,862 But it's a little like having his dad back. 1429 01:14:03,995 --> 01:14:06,231 I don't think you understand, Mrs. Smart. 1430 01:14:06,364 --> 01:14:08,466 If he continues this way there's a good chance 1431 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,168 that Les will fail PE. 1432 01:14:10,302 --> 01:14:13,605 Oh, he's failing PE! Just wrap your head around that. 1433 01:14:13,738 --> 01:14:16,374 But, he'll make it up in another way, it'll be fine. 1434 01:14:16,508 --> 01:14:19,843 He could be the football team's mascot maybe. 1435 01:14:19,978 --> 01:14:21,446 We're-- We're still, um... 1436 01:14:22,013 --> 01:14:23,181 Um... 1437 01:14:23,315 --> 01:14:24,349 - What are we? - The Beavers. 1438 01:14:24,482 --> 01:14:26,518 Beavers! Dress him up like a beaver. 1439 01:14:32,957 --> 01:14:34,326 Whoo! 1440 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,795 Mom, are you drunk? 1441 01:14:36,928 --> 01:14:38,829 Do not talk to me like that. 1442 01:14:38,963 --> 01:14:41,366 No, you don't! 1443 01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,468 Can you believe he's... 1444 01:14:43,601 --> 01:14:45,470 This is not about me. This is just... 1445 01:14:49,741 --> 01:14:52,010 <i>You probably</i> <i>like lox for breakfast.</i> 1446 01:14:52,143 --> 01:14:54,813 But there's no salmon fishing near here. 1447 01:14:55,246 --> 01:14:57,415 Now, bass toast... 1448 01:14:58,149 --> 01:15:01,319 is an undiscovered meal you're gonna love. 1449 01:15:03,388 --> 01:15:06,524 Say... how do you like your school? 1450 01:15:07,859 --> 01:15:09,294 They don't get me here. 1451 01:15:11,329 --> 01:15:14,332 You think I give a shit if people get me? 1452 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:18,136 You are who you are, that's it. 1453 01:15:19,237 --> 01:15:23,241 Maybe they'll, uh... they'll get you tomorrow. 1454 01:15:25,076 --> 01:15:27,011 Maybe they'll catch up. 1455 01:15:27,145 --> 01:15:29,881 The thing of it is, by the time they do... 1456 01:15:30,181 --> 01:15:32,217 you won't give a shit either. 1457 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,488 Hmm. 1458 01:15:38,156 --> 01:15:39,891 How come you stopped seeing each other? 1459 01:15:40,191 --> 01:15:41,626 You and Mom. 1460 01:15:43,061 --> 01:15:44,596 'Cause we're idiots. 1461 01:15:46,064 --> 01:15:49,033 I was so pissed off... 1462 01:15:49,401 --> 01:15:51,369 when she left town with your dad. 1463 01:15:53,104 --> 01:15:55,340 She was engaged to my best friend, 1464 01:15:55,473 --> 01:15:58,443 and I couldn't understand how she turned her back on all of us 1465 01:15:58,576 --> 01:16:00,945 for a guy she'd known for, like, a week. 1466 01:16:01,946 --> 01:16:04,015 Nobody saw it coming. 1467 01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:05,885 Oh... 1468 01:16:06,251 --> 01:16:08,553 We fought and just, uh... 1469 01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:12,791 measured and doled out the exact amount of love and affection 1470 01:16:12,924 --> 01:16:16,561 we thought the other was giving and gave that exact amount back. 1471 01:16:17,796 --> 01:16:19,497 Stupid shit. 1472 01:16:19,964 --> 01:16:21,533 Hey, you want, uh... 1473 01:16:25,069 --> 01:16:27,071 You want butter or cream cheese? 1474 01:16:28,673 --> 01:16:29,808 On bass? 1475 01:16:29,941 --> 01:16:31,176 Yeah. 1476 01:16:31,776 --> 01:16:33,144 Butter. 1477 01:16:35,313 --> 01:16:37,682 I stayed put here all my life. 1478 01:16:37,816 --> 01:16:41,152 Freakin'... Kansas, man. 1479 01:16:44,155 --> 01:16:46,224 I don't know, maybe she was smart. 1480 01:16:51,362 --> 01:16:54,165 You should make up with your brother. 1481 01:16:59,204 --> 01:17:01,039 She's falling down a rabbit hole, 1482 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,174 and I don't know how to help. 1483 01:17:25,196 --> 01:17:28,934 Oh, For God's sake. You would all make the worst spies ever. 1484 01:17:30,301 --> 01:17:31,669 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! 1485 01:17:31,803 --> 01:17:34,706 Oh, yay! 1486 01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:37,742 Another year older. 1487 01:17:37,877 --> 01:17:41,412 Here's to the decay of my body and growing old alone. 1488 01:17:41,546 --> 01:17:45,350 Here, this came in the mail a few days ago. 1489 01:17:46,851 --> 01:17:48,119 Derrick... 1490 01:17:48,253 --> 01:17:51,222 Would you open it up? Your mother is hung. 1491 01:17:51,924 --> 01:17:53,291 That's a line from <i>Auntie Mame.</i> 1492 01:17:53,424 --> 01:17:56,227 It's just a line from life now. You can forget all that. 1493 01:17:57,595 --> 01:17:58,931 It's a Bible. 1494 01:17:59,063 --> 01:18:02,166 It's probably from one of the many churches in Jersey. 1495 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,202 Let me see it. 1496 01:18:07,739 --> 01:18:08,874 Nice Bible. 1497 01:18:29,394 --> 01:18:31,195 I don't understand. 1498 01:18:32,031 --> 01:18:33,364 Who's it from? 1499 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,902 Buddy. 1500 01:18:38,336 --> 01:18:39,671 Let me see the postmark. 1501 01:18:39,804 --> 01:18:42,206 Really? You think it's going to say "Kingdom Come?" 1502 01:18:43,808 --> 01:18:47,312 Akron, Ohio. Yeah, it was forwarded from our last address. 1503 01:18:48,446 --> 01:18:51,249 I... I remember him getting it. 1504 01:18:51,382 --> 01:18:53,217 It's engraved. 1505 01:18:53,351 --> 01:18:55,820 Leather bound, he spent money on this. 1506 01:18:56,588 --> 01:18:58,023 We were in the book store. 1507 01:18:58,156 --> 01:19:00,993 It was... kind of random. 1508 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:02,427 But... 1509 01:19:03,761 --> 01:19:05,496 the effort he went to... 1510 01:19:06,264 --> 01:19:07,799 It made him really happy. 1511 01:19:08,766 --> 01:19:09,935 Then... 1512 01:19:10,234 --> 01:19:12,470 I mean, on, I-I... 1513 01:19:15,941 --> 01:19:17,709 on some level... 1514 01:19:18,343 --> 01:19:20,645 for him to give me this, I mean... 1515 01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:27,585 Maybe he accepted God a little. 1516 01:19:28,653 --> 01:19:31,189 Maybe even just for my sake, right? 1517 01:19:33,658 --> 01:19:34,792 Yeah. 1518 01:19:34,927 --> 01:19:36,361 Okay. 1519 01:19:36,828 --> 01:19:38,830 Okay, wait, wait, wait. 1520 01:19:45,603 --> 01:19:48,373 We're going to church. Now. All of us. Let's go. 1521 01:19:48,506 --> 01:19:50,508 What? Really? We're going to church? Now? 1522 01:19:50,642 --> 01:19:53,311 He's not gonna be in purgatory. 1523 01:19:53,444 --> 01:19:55,413 I can make it up to him. 1524 01:19:55,546 --> 01:19:57,883 I-I was just laying here thinking... 1525 01:19:58,017 --> 01:20:01,285 Buddy died never having found faith, but I was wrong. 1526 01:20:01,419 --> 01:20:03,521 He had so much faith in us. 1527 01:20:04,822 --> 01:20:06,591 What're you all standing there for? 1528 01:20:06,724 --> 01:20:07,960 - Move! Go! - All right. 1529 01:20:08,093 --> 01:20:09,061 - Church? - Go! 1530 01:20:09,193 --> 01:20:10,662 - Go! - Church... 1531 01:20:10,795 --> 01:20:12,230 Yay. Happy birthday. 1532 01:20:22,807 --> 01:20:23,841 So... 1533 01:20:26,078 --> 01:20:28,813 you really think he found God all of a sudden? 1534 01:20:30,949 --> 01:20:32,650 Maybe he did. 1535 01:20:34,218 --> 01:20:35,954 In what reality? 1536 01:20:36,254 --> 01:20:37,755 I don't buy it. 1537 01:20:39,024 --> 01:20:41,826 I don't see what's so great about reality. 1538 01:20:42,694 --> 01:20:44,629 It just doesn't work for me. 1539 01:20:48,466 --> 01:20:50,802 How'd you get it postmarked from Akron? 1540 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:56,741 What? 1541 01:20:56,975 --> 01:20:58,409 That was genius. 1542 01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:01,245 I didn't. 1543 01:21:02,513 --> 01:21:03,715 You didn't? 1544 01:21:04,282 --> 01:21:05,483 I didn't. 1545 01:21:09,253 --> 01:21:10,889 I got Ernie Saracino to. 1546 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:14,159 There it is. 1547 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,527 It got her out of bed, didn't it? 1548 01:21:16,661 --> 01:21:17,963 So what? 1549 01:21:18,296 --> 01:21:19,397 Now we just spend the rest of our lives 1550 01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:21,033 pretending Dad found God? 1551 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,334 Who's it hurting? 1552 01:21:23,668 --> 01:21:25,803 Ruth Gordon said, "Some days you have to lie." 1553 01:21:29,141 --> 01:21:31,176 You pretend you don't know me in school. 1554 01:21:31,309 --> 01:21:32,610 You're good with that lie. 1555 01:21:34,046 --> 01:21:35,080 Look. 1556 01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:39,784 You're gonna move to New York, and you'll fit in there. 1557 01:21:40,384 --> 01:21:42,787 And you're gonna be really successful. 1558 01:21:43,989 --> 01:21:45,323 I'm-- I'm not. 1559 01:21:46,557 --> 01:21:49,161 I need to fit in here, and... 1560 01:21:49,427 --> 01:21:51,063 I just can't with you around. 1561 01:21:52,030 --> 01:21:53,798 You think I'm going to be successful? 1562 01:21:53,932 --> 01:21:56,701 I'm-- I'm not talented like you, Les. 1563 01:21:57,602 --> 01:22:00,005 Shit, I'm not even talented for Kansas. 1564 01:22:02,406 --> 01:22:05,610 Dad thought what people don't like about you in school, 1565 01:22:05,743 --> 01:22:07,578 they're gonna love about you on the page. 1566 01:22:08,813 --> 01:22:10,883 I mean, he thought you were gonna be a writer. 1567 01:22:13,785 --> 01:22:15,921 And I'm never really gonna get to know him now. 1568 01:22:18,289 --> 01:22:20,092 'Cause I'm an idiot. 1569 01:22:21,927 --> 01:22:25,230 You're not just an idiot, Derrick. 1570 01:22:26,464 --> 01:22:28,366 No one's just one thing. 1571 01:22:29,902 --> 01:22:31,702 You're also selfish and unfair. 1572 01:22:31,836 --> 01:22:33,437 Okay. 1573 01:22:35,974 --> 01:22:38,509 I think we treat each other terribly 'cause we're family. 1574 01:22:38,643 --> 01:22:39,978 And we know we can. 1575 01:22:51,522 --> 01:22:53,391 Wanna hear something funny? 1576 01:22:55,526 --> 01:22:57,695 I tried out for the football team here. 1577 01:23:00,232 --> 01:23:01,499 I didn't make it. 1578 01:23:03,801 --> 01:23:07,206 <i>♪ O holy night</i> ♪ 1579 01:23:07,338 --> 01:23:12,343 ♪ <i>The stars</i> <i>Are brightly shining</i> ♪ 1580 01:23:12,476 --> 01:23:15,214 ♪ <i>It is the night</i> ♪ 1581 01:23:15,346 --> 01:23:20,052 ♪ <i>Of our dear Savior's birth</i> ♪ 1582 01:23:21,352 --> 01:23:24,622 ♪ <i>Long lay the world</i> ♪ 1583 01:23:24,755 --> 01:23:29,493 ♪ <i>In sin and error pining</i> ♪ 1584 01:23:29,627 --> 01:23:32,363 ♪ <i>Till He appeared</i> ♪ 1585 01:23:32,496 --> 01:23:38,502 ♪ <i>And the soul felt its worth</i> ♪ 1586 01:23:38,636 --> 01:23:42,406 ♪ <i>A thrill of hope</i> ♪ 1587 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:46,577 ♪ <i>The weary world rejoices</i> ♪ 1588 01:23:46,711 --> 01:23:50,315 ♪ <i>For yonder breaks</i> ♪ 1589 01:23:50,648 --> 01:23:54,719 ♪ <i>A new and glorious morn'</i> ♪ 1590 01:23:54,852 --> 01:23:57,588 ♪ <i>Fall</i> ♪ 1591 01:23:57,722 --> 01:24:02,227 ♪ <i>On your knees</i> ♪ 1592 01:24:02,361 --> 01:24:05,264 ♪ <i>O hear</i> ♪ 1593 01:24:05,396 --> 01:24:10,102 ♪ <i>The angel voices</i> ♪ 1594 01:24:10,235 --> 01:24:14,106 ♪ <i>O night</i> ♪ 1595 01:24:14,239 --> 01:24:17,175 ♪ <i>Divine</i> ♪ 1596 01:24:17,309 --> 01:24:20,444 ♪ <i>O night</i> ♪ 1597 01:24:20,578 --> 01:24:25,083 ♪ <i>When Christ was born</i> ♪ 1598 01:24:25,217 --> 01:24:29,388 ♪ <i>O night</i> ♪ 1599 01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:34,092 ♪ <i>Divine</i> ♪ 1600 01:24:34,226 --> 01:24:38,230 ♪ <i>O night</i> ♪ 1601 01:24:38,596 --> 01:24:44,635 ♪ <i>O night divine</i> ♪ 1602 01:24:54,079 --> 01:24:55,546 - Thank you. - Thank you, Macy. 1603 01:25:04,755 --> 01:25:06,191 Look, I've been thinking. 1604 01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:13,265 I never wanna hear you say you only have five years to make it. 1605 01:25:13,698 --> 01:25:14,832 I played that card with your father, 1606 01:25:14,967 --> 01:25:16,600 and it made us both miserable. 1607 01:25:16,734 --> 01:25:20,072 It's like starting a race with 100 extra pounds on your back. 1608 01:25:20,205 --> 01:25:22,606 You're either all in or you're not. 1609 01:25:22,807 --> 01:25:24,809 - You hear me? - Yeah. 1610 01:25:25,911 --> 01:25:27,946 And don't get so comfortable here. 1611 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:29,814 We're leaving. 1612 01:25:32,850 --> 01:25:34,152 Come on, let's go. 1613 01:25:46,098 --> 01:25:48,033 - You wanna take a break? - Hmm? 1614 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:50,335 I mean... You let me know if I'm working you too hard, okay? 1615 01:25:50,469 --> 01:25:51,736 Oh, no, I'm good. 1616 01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:53,338 Seriously, Les, give me a hand. 1617 01:25:53,472 --> 01:25:54,672 Oh. 1618 01:25:57,309 --> 01:25:58,843 Well... 1619 01:25:58,977 --> 01:26:01,046 ...you still look terrible. 1620 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,748 But I don't feel terrible. 1621 01:26:04,349 --> 01:26:06,817 Anyway, you oughta see what I'm looking at. 1622 01:26:08,586 --> 01:26:10,821 Are we staying in empty houses Dee Baskin's selling again? 1623 01:26:10,956 --> 01:26:13,425 I negotiated a better deal than that. 1624 01:26:13,557 --> 01:26:15,160 Especially after I heard Joe Henley, 1625 01:26:15,293 --> 01:26:16,727 who took over for Buddy, 1626 01:26:16,862 --> 01:26:18,662 tanked in Milwaukee doing 1627 01:26:18,796 --> 01:26:21,433 <i>Death of a Salesman,</i> of all things. 1628 01:26:21,565 --> 01:26:23,135 If we get our shot in Milwaukee, 1629 01:26:23,268 --> 01:26:26,238 we're gonna do a full season of nothing but Neil Simon. 1630 01:26:26,371 --> 01:26:27,873 Money in the bank. 1631 01:26:28,006 --> 01:26:29,573 What if we don't get Milwaukee? 1632 01:26:29,707 --> 01:26:31,209 We'll get it. 1633 01:26:31,343 --> 01:26:33,512 Anyway, I've got a couple of tricks up my sleeves. 1634 01:26:33,677 --> 01:26:36,381 Good things are coming, boys. I can feel it in my bones. 1635 01:26:36,515 --> 01:26:37,482 Mm. 1636 01:26:37,615 --> 01:26:39,384 Maybe that's arthritis. 1637 01:26:42,888 --> 01:26:45,190 Feels weird doing this without Dad. 1638 01:26:45,323 --> 01:26:48,193 Well, I guess that makes us weirdos again. 1639 01:26:49,593 --> 01:26:52,097 Derrick, step it up. If you make me late for Ed Monroe-- 1640 01:26:52,230 --> 01:26:54,832 Seriously? I'm literally the only one doing work here. 1641 01:26:54,966 --> 01:26:56,667 Talk back and I'll put you center stage 1642 01:26:56,801 --> 01:26:58,203 in every dance number this summer. 1643 01:26:58,336 --> 01:27:00,205 No, no, way. I'm not doing another musical. 1644 01:27:00,338 --> 01:27:01,973 Triple time step under the spotlight. 1645 01:27:02,107 --> 01:27:03,741 No, uh, you-- you can't-- You can't make me do it. 1646 01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:06,244 I'm a woman drunk with power. I will make you do mime. 1647 01:27:07,913 --> 01:27:10,148 Come on, let's go. Say goodbye to Walter. 1648 01:27:12,517 --> 01:27:14,186 - Bye. - See ya. 1649 01:27:32,871 --> 01:27:35,639 Thank you, Walter. 1650 01:27:38,577 --> 01:27:39,844 Anytime. 1651 01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:43,582 Hey. 1652 01:27:54,159 --> 01:27:55,659 - Come on, Mom. - Yeah, I'm coming. 1653 01:28:15,313 --> 01:28:16,481 God. 1654 01:28:19,050 --> 01:28:21,286 When I was 29, I joined the U.S.O. 1655 01:28:21,419 --> 01:28:25,157 I had no particular talent, but I didn't let that get in my way. 1656 01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:27,526 You felt it was your patriotic duty? 1657 01:28:27,658 --> 01:28:30,195 I was single. I was 29. 1658 01:28:30,328 --> 01:28:31,897 I went for the boys. 1659 01:28:34,399 --> 01:28:37,402 Keep that swagger, remember to smile and have fun. 1660 01:28:37,536 --> 01:28:38,470 Off you go. 1661 01:28:38,603 --> 01:28:39,803 Sparkle! 1662 01:28:41,239 --> 01:28:43,375 Could you put these at stage-left prop table for me? 1663 01:28:43,508 --> 01:28:44,476 Thank you so much. 1664 01:28:44,609 --> 01:28:46,777 Places, guys, have a great show. 1665 01:28:47,412 --> 01:28:49,347 Good show, good show. 1666 01:28:49,481 --> 01:28:50,515 Uh-- You! 1667 01:28:50,649 --> 01:28:52,850 You did good in your one scene. 1668 01:28:52,984 --> 01:28:54,886 But you're done, one and done. 1669 01:28:55,020 --> 01:28:56,288 You take another step toward that stage, 1670 01:28:56,421 --> 01:28:58,023 it'll be your last step, Lester Smart. 1671 01:28:58,156 --> 01:28:59,690 Mom, I'm nowhere near the stage. 1672 01:28:59,823 --> 01:29:02,594 Mom. Can we have the keys to the car? 1673 01:29:02,826 --> 01:29:04,563 If I can find 'em. 1674 01:29:04,695 --> 01:29:06,198 Go, go, go! 1675 01:29:42,133 --> 01:29:43,834 How's the house? 1676 01:30:04,623 --> 01:30:06,891 What are you up to, Les? 1677 01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:13,031 - Just-- Just watching. - Hmm. 1678 01:30:19,504 --> 01:30:20,771 Go. 1679 01:30:53,104 --> 01:30:59,744 <i>♪ One singular sensation</i> <i>Every little step he takes ♪</i> 1680 01:31:00,679 --> 01:31:06,651 <i>♪ One thrilling combination</i> <i>Every move that he makes ♪</i> 1681 01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:14,759 ♪ <i>One smile and suddenly</i> <i>Nobody else will do</i> ♪ 1682 01:31:15,627 --> 01:31:22,400 ♪ <i>You know you'll never be</i> <i>Lonely with you-know-who</i> ♪ 1683 01:31:22,534 --> 01:31:28,740 ♪ <i>One moment in his presence</i> <i>And you can't forget the rest</i> ♪ 1684 01:31:29,674 --> 01:31:36,881 <i>♪ For the guy is second best</i> <i>To none, son ♪</i> 1685 01:31:37,015 --> 01:31:38,783 <i>♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪</i> 1686 01:31:38,917 --> 01:31:40,618 <i>♪ Give him your attention ♪</i> 1687 01:31:40,752 --> 01:31:44,155 <i>♪ Do I</i> <i>Really have to mention ♪</i> 1688 01:31:44,289 --> 01:31:50,395 <i>♪ He's the one ♪</i> 1689 01:31:55,567 --> 01:31:58,269 <i>♪ She walks into a room</i> <i>And you know ♪</i> 1690 01:31:58,403 --> 01:32:00,572 <i>♪ She's uncommonly rare</i> <i>Very unique ♪</i> 1691 01:32:00,705 --> 01:32:02,807 <i>♪ Peripatetic</i> <i>Poetic and chic ♪</i> 1692 01:32:02,941 --> 01:32:05,610 ♪ <i>She walks into a room</i> <i>And you know ♪</i> 1693 01:32:05,744 --> 01:32:08,346 <i>♪ From her maddening poise</i> <i>Effortless whirl ♪</i> 1694 01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:09,814 <i>♪ She's a special girl ♪</i> 1695 01:32:09,948 --> 01:32:13,618 <i>♪ Strolling ♪</i> 1696 01:32:14,085 --> 01:32:15,553 <i>♪ Can't help ♪</i> 1697 01:32:15,820 --> 01:32:20,258 <i>♪ All of her qualities</i> <i>Extolling ♪</i> 1698 01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:22,694 <i>♪ Loaded with charisma</i> <i>Is ma ♪</i> 1699 01:32:22,827 --> 01:32:24,729 <i>♪ Jauntily sauntering</i> <i>Ambling shambler ♪</i> 1700 01:32:24,864 --> 01:32:27,465 <i>♪ She walks into a room</i> <i>And you know ♪</i> 1701 01:32:27,599 --> 01:32:29,834 <i>♪ You must shuffle along</i> <i>Join the parade ♪</i> 1702 01:32:29,968 --> 01:32:32,337 <i>♪ She's the quintessence</i> <i>Of making the grade ♪</i> 1703 01:32:32,470 --> 01:32:35,807 <i>♪ This is whatcha call</i> <i>Traveling ♪</i> 1704 01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:37,509 <i>♪ Oh strut your stuff! ♪</i> 1705 01:32:37,642 --> 01:32:42,647 <i>♪ Can't get enough of her ♪</i> 1706 01:32:42,781 --> 01:32:46,351 <i>♪ Love her! ♪</i> 1707 01:32:46,785 --> 01:32:52,323 <i>♪ I'm a son of a gun</i> <i>She is one of a kind! ♪</i> 1708 01:32:53,158 --> 01:32:54,325 <i>♪ One</i> ♪ 1709 01:32:54,459 --> 01:32:55,994 ♪ <i>She walks into a room ♪</i> 1710 01:32:56,127 --> 01:32:57,562 - ♪ <i>Singular sensation ♪</i> - ♪ <i>And you know she's ♪</i> 1711 01:32:57,695 --> 01:32:58,930 <i>♪ Uncommonly rare</i> <i>Very unique ♪</i> 1712 01:32:59,063 --> 01:32:59,831 <i>♪ Peripatetic</i> <i>Poetic and chic ♪</i> 1713 01:32:59,964 --> 01:33:01,132 <i>♪ One ♪</i> 1714 01:33:01,266 --> 01:33:03,034 <i>♪ She walks into a room ♪</i> 1715 01:33:03,168 --> 01:33:04,636 <i>- ♪ Thrilling combination ♪</i> <i>- ♪ And you know from her ♪</i> 1716 01:33:04,769 --> 01:33:06,070 <i>♪ Maddening poise</i> <i>Effortless whirl ♪</i> 1717 01:33:06,204 --> 01:33:08,840 <i>♪ She's a special girl</i> <i>Strolling ♪</i> 1718 01:33:08,973 --> 01:33:11,709 <i>♪ One smile and suddenly</i> <i>Nobody else ♪</i> 1719 01:33:11,843 --> 01:33:13,411 <i>- ♪ Can't help ♪</i> - ♪ <i>Will do</i> ♪ 1720 01:33:13,545 --> 01:33:15,580 <i>♪ All of her qualities</i> <i>Extolling ♪</i> 1721 01:33:15,713 --> 01:33:17,883 <i>♪ You know</i> <i>You'll never be lonely ♪</i> 1722 01:33:18,016 --> 01:33:19,717 <i>- ♪ With you-know-who ♪</i> <i>- ♪ Loaded with charisma ♪</i> 1723 01:33:19,851 --> 01:33:22,120 <i>♪ Is ma jauntily sauntering</i> <i>Ambling shambler ♪</i> 1724 01:33:22,253 --> 01:33:24,556 <i>♪ She walks into a room</i> <i>And you know ♪</i> 1725 01:33:24,689 --> 01:33:26,958 <i>♪ You must shuffle along</i> <i>Join the parade ♪</i> 1726 01:33:27,091 --> 01:33:28,726 <i>♪ She's the quintessence</i> <i>Of making the grade ♪</i> 1727 01:33:28,861 --> 01:33:32,597 <i>♪ This is whatcha call</i> <i>Traveling ♪</i> 1728 01:33:32,932 --> 01:33:34,332 <i>♪ Oh, strut your stuff! ♪</i> 1729 01:33:34,466 --> 01:33:39,170 <i>♪ Can't get enough of her ♪</i> 1730 01:33:39,304 --> 01:33:42,707 <i>♪ Love her! ♪</i> 1731 01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:45,143 <i>- ♪ I'm a son of a gun ♪</i> <i>- ♪ She's the... ♪</i> 1732 01:33:45,276 --> 01:33:49,848 <i>- ♪ She is one of a kind! ♪</i> <i>- ♪ One ♪</i> 1733 01:34:00,258 --> 01:34:01,426 <i>♪ One! ♪</i> 1734 01:34:02,293 --> 01:34:07,332 <i>♪ Singular sensation</i> <i>Every little step she takes ♪</i> 1735 01:34:07,465 --> 01:34:10,635 <i>♪ One!</i> <i>Thrilling combination ♪</i> 1736 01:34:10,768 --> 01:34:13,505 <i>♪ Every move that she makes ♪</i> 1737 01:34:15,006 --> 01:34:21,079 <i>♪ One smile and suddenly</i> <i>Nobody else will do ♪</i> 1738 01:34:21,914 --> 01:34:28,486 <i>♪ You know you'll never be</i> <i>Lonely with you-know-who ♪</i> 1739 01:34:28,620 --> 01:34:30,321 <i>♪ One! ♪</i> 1740 01:34:30,455 --> 01:34:34,292 <i>♪ Moment in her presence</i> <i>And you can't forget the rest ♪</i> 1741 01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:40,665 <i>♪ For the girl</i> <i>Is second-best to none ♪</i> 1742 01:34:40,798 --> 01:34:42,667 <i>♪ Son ♪</i> 1743 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,202 <i>♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪</i> 1744 01:34:44,335 --> 01:34:46,137 <i>♪ Give her your attention ♪</i> 1745 01:34:46,271 --> 01:34:49,374 <i>♪ Do I really have to mention ♪</i> 1746 01:34:49,507 --> 01:34:52,945 <i>♪ She's the ♪</i> 1747 01:34:53,077 --> 01:34:56,848 <i>♪ She's the ♪</i> 1748 01:34:56,982 --> 01:35:02,554 <i>♪ She's the one!</i> ♪ 1748 01:35:03,305 --> 01:36:03,661 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org