"Kiff" Kristophe's Big Day Out/Annoying, Freaky, Cool

1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,254 [narrator 2] <i>Brought to you by Brindey's Bindles.</i> 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:07,216 <i>Running away never looked this cool.</i> 3 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,678 Ooh. So what does my palm say? 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,639 Hmm. Oh. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,558 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,101 Yes, yes, okay. 7 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:21,272 It is asking me if I know how to read palms. 8 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,731 - I do not. - Huh. 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 Well, good to know. Want to play something else? 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,110 You know, I've been wanting to play 11 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,528 Down by the Bramble Bushes. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,155 Remember that game? 13 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,781 [laughs] 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,200 Let's go ask them. 15 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,785 Mm. I'm going to go with cool. 16 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,245 No, freaky. 17 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,247 Uh, he removes a whole banana peel 18 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,166 before ever taking a bite. 19 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:44,170 I mean, that's more freaky than cool, right? 20 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,171 What are you talking about? 21 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,424 We're playing Annoying, Freaky, Cool. 22 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:50,342 What's that? 23 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,303 It's when you pick three people and then everyone decides 24 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,597 who's annoying, who's freaky, and who's cool. 25 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,558 - Oh, I wanna play. - Count me in. 26 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:04,480 Okay, it's between MDT, Secretary Prince, 27 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,442 and Mr. RiPeppa. [chuckles] 28 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:11,321 - [laughing] - Oh, no, you didn’t. [laughs] 29 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:14,033 [laughs] Annoying has to go to Peppa. 30 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,453 No, Secretary Prince, obviously. 31 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,413 [playing musical tones] 32 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,208 Come on, Kiff, what do you think? 33 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,171 Oh, well, I don't think any of them are annoying. 34 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,298 But that's the game, Kiff, you have to pick. 35 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,467 For example, Billiam picked you as annoying, 36 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,636 like, five minutes ago. 37 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:41,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 38 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,773 [♪ dramatic choral music playing] 39 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,202 [♪ music stops abruptly] 40 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,371 [bell rings] 41 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,710 [thinking] <i>Billiam picked me as annoying?</i> 42 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,673 <i>Me.</i> 43 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:14,133 If it makes you feel any better, 44 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,385 Billiam only said you're annoying 45 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,178 based on limited options. 46 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,013 That's right. 47 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,682 Yeah, we don't know who the other two people were. 48 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:21,808 Exactly! 49 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,560 So, I think it's clear that... 50 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,562 - ...you should just let it go. - I should ask Renée. 51 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,814 Or that... Or that. 52 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,527 Who are the other two people? 53 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,444 For what? 54 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,614 Oh, Billiam's Annoying, Freaky, Cool round? 55 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,576 Well, I had to go to the bathroom. Ask Trevor. 56 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:42,204 - Mm. [slurping] - Trevor? 57 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,581 - Trevor! - Huh? 58 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:49,044 Oh, yeah. It was, uh, Glarbin, and, uh, Mystery Lad. 59 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,171 No! 60 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,595 [♪ dramatic choral music playing] 61 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:05,810 [♪ music stops abruptly] 62 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,604 - Yeah, them. - The jerkiest jerk pigeon 63 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,523 who’s locked in a reality TV mansion 64 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,609 for being super annoying and... and... 65 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,278 and Glarbin? 66 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,489 [scoffs] It’s worse than I thought! 67 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,576 [slurps] 68 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,411 [clears throat] 69 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,204 So, I hear you think 70 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,375 I'm the most annoying person in Table Town, huh? 71 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,169 Kiff, it's no big deal. 72 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:35,424 I don't think you're annoying all the time. Just sometimes. 73 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,843 Oh, okay, that... that makes sense. 74 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,429 I can leave it alone now. 75 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:46,560 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 76 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,271 [sighs] Roll the tape. 77 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,318 [vocalizes Kiff theme song] Billiam! 78 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:59,697 [vocalizes] Billiam! 79 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,282 Oh, look, it's Darren. 80 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,326 [vocalizes] 81 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:09,415 "Benedict, it’s either me or the peanut butter..." 82 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,459 [shushes] 83 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,630 - [bell rings] - You forgot to assign homework! 84 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,298 [groaning] 85 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,635 [sighs] And if I'm being honest... 86 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:27,559 Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, what times did you mean? 87 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,608 Kiff, are you okay? 88 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:39,695 I'm in agony. I had no idea people saw me this way. 89 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,323 I don't see you that way. 90 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,742 You're blinded by our friendship. 91 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:47,537 So, what'll you do? 92 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,831 It ends today. 93 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,460 I renounce all of my annoying habits. 94 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,838 No more being chatty or chipper, 95 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,840 no more goodie-goodie-ing, 96 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,301 or... and... and no more curiosity! 97 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,683 I got a new phone. Wanna take a selfie? 98 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:09,893 Okay. 99 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,353 [sighs] 100 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,939 [thinking] <i>Don't be chipper.</i> 101 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,611 Uh, are you okay? You're not your usual chipper self. 102 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,572 I don't know what you're talking about. 103 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:23,657 This is me. 104 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,539 Oh! You're supposed to hold the door. 105 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:34,626 Goodie-goodies hold doors and... well, that ain’t me no more. 106 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,763 Ooh, okay. Remember, don’t be a chatty Charlie. 107 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,806 Or was that a chipper Charlie? 108 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,601 Whatever, don't talk. [grunts] 109 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,437 What'll it be today, Kiff? 110 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,732 Where are you pointing? 111 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,777 This? 112 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,070 This one? 113 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:04,448 Down here? 114 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,365 This one? Beet juice? 115 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,701 - [groans] - What is taking so long? 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,953 - You gotta help me out here. - [patron] This is making me mad. 117 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,914 This is so annoying! 118 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,291 [groans] But I'm trying not to be annoying! 119 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:20,463 Well, you're failing! 120 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:22,757 Everything I do is annoying, and everyone's annoyed 121 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,759 in a different way. I just can't win! 122 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,802 I was pointing at the hot cocoa, 123 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,389 but I don't even want it anymore. [sobs] 124 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,641 [scoffs] Finally! 125 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:36,020 Okay, I will have a... 126 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,148 uh... 127 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,483 [tuts] 128 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,653 Oh... Ooh-woo-woo. 129 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:51,619 <i>♪ Oh, we’re not annoying No, we’re not annoying on TV ♪</i> 130 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,412 [host] <i>That's right.</i> 131 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,747 <i>We're searching for an all-new annoying cast member</i> 132 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,960 <i>to mix things up in an all-new season of</i> The 6 Jerks. 133 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,587 <i>Because they are annoying.</i> 134 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,383 <i>Yeah, they are annoying. That's the point.</i> 135 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,343 Reality TV. That's it. 136 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,972 My annoyingness just needs to be re-homed. 137 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,641 Hello, Roy. 138 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,477 I think I just found your new annoying cast member. 139 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:16,936 Me. 140 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,479 [groans] Is this Kiff? 141 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,565 I thought I told you to never call this number. 142 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,859 Jeez, you're annoying. 143 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,737 - You're hired! - Yup. See you soon. 144 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,494 [♪ tranquil instrumental music playing] 145 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,417 [sighs] 146 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,899 Goodbye, Table Town. 147 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,736 What did you say, Kiff? Ah! 148 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:09,907 Whoa, a bindle. Pretty cool. 149 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:11,825 It is? 150 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,874 Oh, hey look, you can see the Foreverangees from up here. 151 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,712 [groans] Sorry to be a know-it-all, so annoying. 152 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,049 No, the Foreverangees are freaky. 153 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,552 You're kind of freaky too, Kiff. 154 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,055 [laughs] Okay. 155 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,182 First... First you think I'm annoying, 156 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:40,519 and then I'm cool, and now I'm freaky? 157 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,606 Yeah. [laughs] I change my mind constantly. 158 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:46,484 Some people think that's annoying. [chuckles] 159 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,445 Whatever, you know? [laughs] 160 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,074 [automated voice] <i>Transfer to the Five Jerks Mansion.</i> 161 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,081 Uh, are you getting off? 162 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,793 No. 163 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,587 No, I'm not. 164 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,217 So really, everyone has a little annoying in them, 165 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,136 a little freaky, and a little cool too. 166 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,722 [scoffs] Probably. 167 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,603 [♪ upbeat instrumental music playing] 168 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,986 Hi, friends. Guess who's ready to play anno... 169 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:31,821 Actually, Kiff, after your meltdown, 170 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,491 we decided that Annoying, Freaky, Cool is really mean. 171 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,992 Someone called Candle annoying, didn't they? 172 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,786 - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, you got it. 173 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,038 Whatever. Let's play something else. 174 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,207 Down by the Bramble Bushes? 175 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,626 Yeah! 176 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,628 Yes! 177 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,718 <i>♪ Down by the bramble bushes under Table Town ♪</i> 178 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,721 <i>♪ I fell into a big hole and I’ll tell you what I found ♪</i> 179 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,724 <i>♪ It wasn’t a dinner roll 'Twas not a piece of fruit ♪</i> 180 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,643 <i>♪ It was a little trumpet that went teet-a-teet-a-toot ♪</i> 181 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,895 <i>♪ One, two, three, four Trevor’s farting out the door ♪</i> 182 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,772 No! No! 183 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,274 <i>♪ Five, six, seven, eight Does he make it? Too late ♪</i> 184 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,693 <i>♪ Someone call Trevor's mom She needs to pick him up ♪</i> 185 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,528 Why is it always me? 186 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,821 <i>♪ He's hiding on the porch like a sad little pup ♪</i> 187 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,864 Stop the song. 188 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:15,824 <i>♪ Sad little pup ♪</i> 189 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,367 <i>♪ Potatoes in the pantry Cheese is on the plate ♪</i> 190 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,745 <i>♪ Lick it until it’s clean or go jump in a... ♪</i> 191 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,080 <i>♪ Lakes are home for sailors who sail a hundred ships ♪</i> 192 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,209 <i>♪ But I bet you ten nuts that you can’t do this! ♪</i> 193 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,838 - [laughing, cheering] - All right! 194 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,218 Barry is, um... cool. 195 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,970 All right, that's one down. 196 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,848 Let's see who's freaky. 197 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,061 [laughing, cheering] 198 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,773 [♪ pleasant instrumental music playing] 199 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,087 [♪ music ends] 200 00:11:12,305 --> 00:12:12,740 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org