"Stick" Clark the Mark

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,714 "When I was asked to speak here today, 3 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,342 I almost said no." 4 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,220 "I don't like rehearsed speeches." 5 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,931 That's no good. 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:03,020 "Rehearsed speeches feel fake to me. 7 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,356 I prefer speaking from the heart." 8 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,567 Turn around. 9 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,695 Not too orange. 10 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,115 "I hate prepared speeches." 11 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:17,411 "I prefer to just speak from the heart. 12 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:22,541 Whenever I talk to potential students, like yourselves"... 13 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:27,253 I always worry it'll come off as opportunistic 14 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,798 {\an8}or, I don't know, as corny. 15 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:37,096 {\an8}But it's truly from the heart when I say I love golf. 16 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,140 To me, it's a passion. 17 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:43,311 And that's what the Ross Golf Academy is built upon. 18 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,688 Passion. 19 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,983 -Clark, over here! -Clark! 20 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,153 -Clark! -Excuse me. Sorry, madam. Thank you. 21 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,322 Excuse me, Mr. Ross. 22 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,616 -It's time for your next appointment. -Sorry, everybody. 23 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,993 Guess that's my time. 24 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,163 I love you, Clark. 25 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,042 Everybody wants to fucking shake hands. 26 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,002 You have Sadie Fleres from <i>Sports Net</i>. 27 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,505 Right now, she's doing a piece on the Academy. 28 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,049 <i>Sports Net</i>? What the fuck is <i>Sports Net</i>? 29 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,551 June, we have to be more mindful of my time. 30 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,678 You have a hard-out at noon for the Tournament Committee. 31 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,430 -What's her name again? -Sadie Fleres. 32 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:20,599 Ms. Fleres. 33 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:24,101 -I'm Clark Ross. -Hi. I know who you are. 34 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,313 -Lovely to meet you. -Good to meet you too. 35 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,733 My God, reporters are getting younger and younger these days. 36 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,528 I'm not as young as I look. 37 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,657 June tells me we only have 20 minutes today. 38 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,576 But I don't think that's gonna be enough time. 39 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,286 How long are you in Tulsa? 40 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,913 I'm sticking around until Friday. 41 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,706 I want to catch the first round of the ReadySafe. 42 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:46,874 Wonderful. 43 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,918 Let's give this interview the time it deserves. 44 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,421 I love <i>Sports Net</i>. Are you free tonight? 45 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:55,716 Actually, I'm having dinner at your steak house tonight. 46 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,426 I thought it would be nice color for the article. 47 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,846 Perfect. Let's have a drink, chat for a bit. 48 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,639 I know the owner. I'll get us a good table. 49 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:05,185 -That would be amazing. -Fantastic. Seven o'clock? 50 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,771 -Yeah. -I'll see you tonight. 51 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,380 Thank you, Robert. 52 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,303 Evening, Mr. Ross. 53 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,597 How you doing, Ali? 54 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,850 -Hey, Clark! -Good evening, Rebecca. 55 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,936 Your guest is waiting for you at the bar, Mr. Ross. 56 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,856 Mr. Ross. Can I get a picture? 57 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,567 Uh-huh. 58 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,750 You're early. 59 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,085 Early is on time, on time is late. 60 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,379 You are gonna go far with that attitude. 61 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,548 -Shall we sit? Are you hungry? -Yeah, I could eat. 62 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,927 -After you. -Thank you. 63 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,429 Who do you know in Tulsa? 64 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,640 First time here, actually. I don't know anybody. 65 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,934 -Well, now you do. -Can open another frosty for me? 66 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,894 -Excuse me. -About to put this one to bed. 67 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,523 Rebecca, would you please seat Ms. Fleres? I'll be right with you. 68 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,025 -Okay. -Of course, Mr. Ross. 69 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,325 Pryce? 70 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,535 You kidding me? 71 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,788 -Clark Ross. Man, what... -Been a while. 72 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,874 Oh, God, what're you doing here? 73 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,460 This is my restaurant. I'm the Ross in Ross's Steak House. 74 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,753 No way. 75 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,046 Yeah, that makes sense. 76 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,006 I would've figured it out eventually. 77 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,927 Give me two more shots and we would've solved this mystery. 78 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,428 How have you been? 79 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,681 I'm doing great. You? 80 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:09,226 Yeah, well, you know, can't complain. 81 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,353 Yeah. 82 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,188 What are you doing in Tulsa? 83 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:17,608 ReadySafe. Yeah. Check out a little golf. 84 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,571 -That's great. Maybe I'll see you there. -I hope so. 85 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,905 Danny, take care of my friend here. 86 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,740 Whatever he wants, it's on us. 87 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,743 Wait, no, wait. Hold on a second, Clark. I don't need your charity. 88 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,246 It's not charity. No, I insist. 89 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:34,208 Well, you can insist all you want but it's gonna be my treat. All right? 90 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:37,044 Danny, anything he wants, put it on me. 91 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,922 Pryce, I own the restaurant. It's already free for me. 92 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,633 Well, then I'm gonna give you some cash, okay? 93 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,137 And then you can go blow it at another restaurant that you don't own. 94 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,848 There must be a few of those someplace, right? 95 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:49,932 Hey. Really. 96 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,101 Whatever you want, it's on the house. 97 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,686 Let me get a steak sandwich, please. 98 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,439 The Wagyu with a little lobster mac and cheese 99 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,817 and maybe a nice big pour from one of those bottles 100 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,737 that you gotta stand on your tippy-toes to get. 101 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,614 Top shelf. 102 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,699 Thank you, man. 103 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,492 -It's good to see you, Stick. -Good to see you. 104 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,120 And those drinks earlier, those are covered I think. 105 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,206 I think those are covered. 106 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,918 -I apologize. -Who was that? 107 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,169 Nobody. You want another drink? 108 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,546 Already on the way. 109 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,714 So what's good here? 110 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,841 Honestly? Everything. 111 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,678 My chef is a master. You will not be disappointed. 112 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,555 -Perfect timing. -Thank you. 113 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,974 -Your usual, Mr. Ross. -Thank you. 114 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,395 -Cheers. To new friends. -To new friends. 115 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,898 Do you mind if I record this, by the way? 116 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,108 Not at all. Fire away. 117 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,154 So, after you retired, you started the Academy. 118 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:49,617 And it's produced some big names, Collin and Scheffler among them. 119 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,663 <i>Golf Digest</i> once referred to you as "The Kingmaker." 120 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,041 But do you miss playing? 121 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,961 -The quick answer is no. -No? 122 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:05,842 It's far more rewarding to find young talent and nurture them. 123 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:08,636 -What I've found... -Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. 124 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,806 -I'm a big fan. -It's okay. What's your name? 125 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,932 Santi. Santiago. 126 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,893 Your T2 at Memorial was the first tour I ever saw 127 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,728 and it made me want to play golf. 128 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,480 -I remember that one. -Yeah. 129 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,775 Your drive on 13. I mean, what? 321 yards? 130 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,527 329, actually. 131 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,571 -But who's counting? -Right. Right, my bad. 132 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,906 329. It was incredible. 133 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,032 Thank you, son. 134 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,826 I've won a couple tourneys in the last few months. 135 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,078 -Good for you. -I wanna go pro. 136 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,788 Well, you keep swinging away 137 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,708 and I'm sure I'll see your name up on the leader board one of these days. 138 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,918 Thanks for saying hi. 139 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,463 I'm very sorry. 140 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,924 No, don't apologize. It's all great for the article. 141 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,136 You know what? You're gonna think this sounds crazy. 142 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,013 I think we should start a business together. 143 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,764 Danny, I'm serious. 144 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,684 Let's open up our own place, the two of us. 145 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,894 What's your last name? 146 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,103 McDonald. 147 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,230 McDonald's? Are you kidding? 148 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:04,400 I love it! It's already got brand recognition. 149 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,278 There are things I wish I had known as a young golfer, 150 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,739 philosophically, from a business standpoint... 151 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,574 Sorry, Mr. Ross. I'm sorry to interrupt your dinner. 152 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,453 I just... I shot a 66 at Applebrook, 68 at Muirfield, 67 at Sandy Valley. 153 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:17,788 Now, this is on eight at Crooked Stick. 154 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,501 I hit a 5-iron 225 yards into the wind. 155 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,168 That's a great shot. 156 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,794 I'm sure you're a wonderful player. 157 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,214 I can putt from anywhere, hit every club in the bag. 158 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,925 -Santi... -And I'm ready for the show, Mr. Ross. 159 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,427 I'm ready to go pro. 160 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,096 -Can you give me a minute? -Please, go ahead. 161 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,514 -Sorry. -Santi. 162 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,726 You don't go to the show because you feel like you're ready. 163 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,770 You go to the show because you've earned it. 164 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,648 Paid your dues, Q-school, Korn Ferry Tour. 165 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,816 You have to do the grind. 166 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,444 Even if you're hitting the ball as good as you say you are, 167 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,947 you need another five years before you're ready for the pros. 168 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,532 I don't need five years. I just need a chance. 169 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,577 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna give you the number to my assistant. 170 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,370 You tell her we spoke. 171 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,872 She'll arrange a tour of the Academy for you and your folks. 172 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,083 How does that sound? 173 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,671 It was good to meet you, Santi. Love the enthusiasm. 174 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,635 I'm very sorry. Really. 175 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,220 What about a kid like that? 176 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:19,351 I mean, if he's as good as he says he is, is there a quicker way to the pros? 177 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,271 Yeah! Come on! 178 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,565 We got the world's greatest bartender. 179 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,693 Danny, Danny, Danny. 180 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,988 You know what it's like? Remember Tom Cruise in <i>Cocktail</i>? 181 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,573 He could do all those tricks. 182 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,658 But he didn't have the star power that you do. 183 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,285 I can do it too. Watch. 184 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,328 Remember? 'Cause he had the older guy, the Australian guy, 185 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,247 that was his partner that does it. 186 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,165 -Please be... -You're not the only guy that can do it. 187 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,877 Yeah, hey! 188 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,839 I'm sorry. My bad. 189 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,176 -Put that on my tab too. -Will you excuse me? 190 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,509 Again? 191 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,927 One of those nights. 192 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,763 Nobody go barefoot. Keep your shoes on! 193 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,391 Drinks are on me. Come on. 194 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,519 Go ahead. Everyone, get 'em. We're working out the kinks tonight. 195 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,354 -Pryce, what are you doing? -We don't... 196 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,941 I'm having a magical night. I am on fire, man. 197 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,985 And I'm celebrating a business venture. 198 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,279 Remember Lennon and McCartney when they hitched their wagon? 199 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,240 -That's what's happening. -You can't be giving out drinks. 200 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,451 I'm sorry. But you said drinks were on the house and I just... 201 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,535 I was sharing the love. 202 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,704 Can I give you some good news and a little bad news? 203 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,331 I think you should settle down. 204 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:27,168 The bad news is you're gonna lose a bartender, amigo. You are. 205 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,962 You gotta let him go. We're gonna... We're gonna hang a shingle. 206 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,465 We're gonna start our own place and it's gonna be great. 207 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,176 -Okay... -Listen to me, Pryce. 208 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,596 I'm okay with you being here and having a drink, 209 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:42,433 but you're not gonna make a scene in my house. You understand me? 210 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:46,020 So, eat your steak sandwich, finish your drink, and be on your way. 211 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,146 We clear? 212 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,232 Sorry. 213 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,569 I think Mr. Cahill will be drinking soda water from now on, Danny. 214 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,823 -Enjoy your food. -We will. 215 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,325 Is everything okay? 216 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,995 Fine. Perils of being a business owner. 217 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,496 Sixty seconds. 218 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,997 -Oh, my God, kid. -I just need... 219 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,416 -I just need 60 seconds. Then I'll leave. -No. I am not gonna... 220 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,584 I thought about what you said 221 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,629 and I'm telling you I don't need to do the grind. 222 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,756 Everybody needs to do the grind. 223 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,091 Not me. I'm different. 224 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,510 I don't need Korn Ferry or Q-school. 225 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,720 I'm ready to go pro. Now. 226 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,972 And you can help me. 227 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:24,141 -There is nothing I can do. -Yes, there is. 228 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:27,687 You can give me a sponsor exemption to the ReadySafe Invitational. 229 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,439 I have a zero handicap. I meet the qualifications. 230 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,566 Watch me play. 231 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,693 And if you believe that I don't deserve an exemption, I will... 232 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,653 Are you giving this kid an exemption? 233 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,363 Jesus Christ. Pryce. 234 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,283 Excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation here. 235 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,618 No. No. No. 236 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,913 -We are in the middle of a conversation. -This ain't gonna take long. 237 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:50,460 I just wanna say one thing and I've been waiting 15 years to say it. 238 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:56,007 You are welcome for everything. 239 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,760 If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have any of this. 240 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,721 He owes me for everything. 241 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,805 Who are you? 242 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,932 I'm the guy he just manhandled at the bar. 243 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,809 Pryce Cahill, nice to meet you. 244 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,227 Yeah, I kinda gave him his whole life. 245 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,645 -Danny. -Cahill. 246 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,314 Sawgrass, 2009. 247 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,607 You're the guy who, like, 248 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,484 -flipped out and went totally... Yeah. -I know. Let me take a bow. 249 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,070 -You come up on YouTube all the time. -All the time. 250 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,073 And you know what? It's okay. Actually, it's a good thing 251 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,659 -because if I didn't flip out that day... -Danny. 252 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,038 ...then this guy would not have won the tournament. 253 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,498 And none of us would be here right now. 254 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,833 It's the circle of life. 255 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:35,213 Hey, what I'm trying to say is all of this is because of me. 256 00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,757 You're welcome, everyone. Enjoy. 257 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,842 How's that soup? 258 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,302 That looks good. You're welcome. 259 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:44,222 Is that like a little... What have we got? A spinach artichoke dip? 260 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,766 May I? Let me get a little bit here. 261 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,893 Okay. 262 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,269 I'm thanking myself for that. 263 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,730 And I'm saying, you're welcome, Pryce. 264 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,024 And you're welcome for that fillet, sir. 265 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,736 Let me just say it again, all of this is because of me! 266 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,446 -Let's go, Mr. Cahill. -We can't get around... 267 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,908 Danny, thank God you're here. I'm dead serious about McDonald's. 268 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,660 We're gonna do it and we're gonna crush it. 269 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,203 Hold on. Let me finish. So... 270 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,790 I've always been a better golfer than Clark. 271 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,375 That's a fact. 272 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,545 -Time to go, Pryce. -I had more talent in my little finger 273 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,505 than this guy had in his whole body. 274 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,590 If that were true, Pryce, 275 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,052 we'd all be sitting in your steak house. 276 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,263 Hold on, hold on. I gotta respond. 277 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,933 And then, remember, because leading in to Sawgrass, okay, 278 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:32,395 I was fourth in driving distance. I was seventh in total birdies. 279 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,147 I was fifth in strokes gained putting. 280 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,357 But where were you? 281 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,527 I don't remember. It was a long time ago. 282 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,154 I remember. And I have to tell everyone. 283 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,242 You were 51st. Five-one. 284 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,827 That's where you were, which is nowhere. 285 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,122 But you did win Sawgrass. He did do that. 286 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:56,294 It was one of two wins that he got on the PGA Tour. 287 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,337 That's it. Two wins. 288 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:05,136 But somehow, he was able to turn that into this magnificent career. 289 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:09,056 I guess 'cause he's... You know, he's charming and he shmoozes. 290 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,602 And look at him. He's handsome. 291 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,646 You've always been better looking than me. 292 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:19,151 But let's be honest, you're not as good a golfer as me. 293 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,111 Just like... That's the truth. 294 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,741 I mean, I could beat you then, and I can beat you now. 295 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,327 Rematch! 296 00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,705 Let's see a rematch. 297 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,754 It's too bad we're not at a golf course. 298 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,882 How about a shot glass shoot-out? 299 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,966 I'm in. 300 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,094 -No. No, no, Pryce. -Put that glass anywhere in the bar. 301 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,263 One putt. Let's do it. 302 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,849 -I got a hundred bucks on the drunk. -Okay. 303 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,684 -I'll take that. -Me too. 304 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,894 Okay. 305 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,355 Folks, I hate to disappoint, 306 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,066 but this isn't gonna happen. 307 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,526 Five hundred on Clark! 308 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,028 I love you, Clark Ross. 309 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,740 -I'll take that bet. -Okay, everybody, slow down. 310 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,119 Actually, Clark, this would be incredible for my piece. 311 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:18,584 Shoot-out! Shoot-out! Shoot-out! 312 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,672 Shoot-out! Shoot-out! Shoot-out... 313 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,555 Just say no, Clark. 314 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:34,518 All you gotta do is say no, and then everyone will know. 315 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,154 Call it. 316 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,282 Heads. 317 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,661 -Tails. -God, I was gonna say tails. 318 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,455 You sure you wanna do this, Pryce? 319 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:59,333 'Cause even if you win, you've lost. 320 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,753 The years. The prestige. 321 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,298 The dignity. 322 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,049 You can't get any of that back. 323 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,553 But me? I can't lose. 324 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,221 Even if I don't hit this glass right here. 325 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,432 Sounds like you're making an excuse. 326 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,436 Excuses are the tools of the incompetent, Pryce. 327 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,105 I have no use for them. 328 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,032 You make that look so easy. 329 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,955 You're up. 330 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,456 How's your wife, by the way? 331 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:40,333 I remember liking her. Amber? 332 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,667 Amber-Linn. 333 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,878 I always thought she was too good for you. 334 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,047 Has she left you yet? 335 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,050 I'm trying to focus. 336 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,469 Of course she has. 337 00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,395 Goddamn it! 338 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:09,945 Wait a second. Are you guys hustling me? 339 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,614 Is that what this was? 340 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,575 You get me drunk on purpose. Was that the plan? 341 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,996 Danny sauces me up and then you got me playing goofy golf here? 342 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,207 It's good to see you, Pryce. 343 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,209 Danny, I'm disappointed in you. 344 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,962 We're still gonna do McDonald's, but I'm gonna keep an eye on you. 345 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,213 Hey, Clark, come on. Double or nothing. 346 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,716 Double what, Pryce? You and I aren't even gambling here. 347 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,011 -I've got a thousand on Clark! -I'll take that. 348 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,515 Kick his ass, Clark! 349 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,395 After you. 350 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,860 Someone's having a good time. 351 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,623 Oh, fuck! 352 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,504 Don't be hard on yourself. 353 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,215 This is not an easy putt. 354 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,926 Anyone could miss it. 355 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,514 I won't, but... 356 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,227 Oh, my God. That's insane. 357 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,235 -That was crazy. -You're fucking sad, bro. 358 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,571 Excuse me? 359 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,410 You know he's old enough to be your grandfather. 360 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,868 -Look, I don't know you. -I don't even know you. 361 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,161 Double or nothing. One more round. 362 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,662 -Let's go. -You can't be serious. 363 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,206 I'm dead serious. Come on. 364 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,625 It's pathetic, the way you're hanging all over him. 365 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,376 It's time to say goodbye, Pryce. 366 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,586 No. The night is young. 367 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,254 You don't get to talk to me like that. 368 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,506 It's embarrassing. 369 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:53,090 One last shot. Three grand. 370 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,134 -Stop. -You don't have three grand. 371 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,385 You're a fucking clown. 372 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,055 How about my bar tab? You win, I pay. 373 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,473 Including the glass I broke. 374 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:02,642 Dude, we've been through this. It's my... 375 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,310 Fine. Let's play for something else. 376 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,562 Anything. You name it. 377 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,525 Pryce, you have nothing I want. 378 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,778 Yeah, but you have something he wants. 379 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,697 What does that mean? 380 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:21,118 Pryce wants a sponsorship exemption for the ReadySafe Invitational for him. 381 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,204 -No, you say the stakes. Like... -No. 382 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,580 -No. -Let him say the stakes. 383 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,584 The stakes are the exemption, Pryce. It's the only reason we're here. 384 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,297 This whole thing is a hustle. We're all working together. 385 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,966 -What're you talking about? -Hey! 386 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,760 -Let's get on with the game, huh? -This is a setup. This is Mitts. 387 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,054 He's Pryce's old caddy. That woman there, that's Elena. 388 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,766 -She's Santi's mom. -Oh, Zero. 389 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,685 Mittsy, is that you? 390 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,812 Clark. 391 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,939 -You're a little shit. -Fuck you, Mitts. 392 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,984 Okay. What the fuck is going on? 393 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,611 Pryce wanted an exemption so Santi could play in the ReadySafe, 394 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,114 but he knew you wouldn't give it to him because of your history, 395 00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,659 so he came up with this plan to hustle you. 396 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,578 That's not true. 397 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,496 Her name is Sadie. Mitts. 398 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,499 You know what? Pryce actually isn't even drunk. Isn't that funny? 399 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,918 He just does this. This is a thing he does. 400 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,212 He dumps the first two shots on purpose, 401 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,632 and then he gets us to keep going until you agree to bet the exemption. 402 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,218 This is what he and Mitts have been doing for years. 403 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,179 And the thing is, Pryce can't golf for shit, 404 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,181 but he can hit a glass ten out of ten times. 405 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,057 And when he does make that putt, 406 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,311 you're on the hook in front of all these people with their fucking cell phones. 407 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,479 Right, Mitts? That was the plan, no? 408 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,273 Pryce, I told you they wouldn't do it. 409 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,483 -Fuck you. I was doing it. -No, fuck you. 410 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,194 -No. Wait. Slow down. -Fuck you! No! 411 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:37,862 Mr. Ross, listen. 412 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,907 I really am as good as I said I was. 413 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,201 I could play in the show. 414 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,702 -Santi, come on. It's over. -Let's just go. 415 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,872 -Mis... -Baby, let's just go. 416 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,919 -You fucking owed me this! -I don't owe you shit! 417 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,507 I loved you. And you called me a clown? 418 00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,426 I'm not a fucking clown. 419 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,347 Come on. 420 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:05,974 Come on, babe. Let's go. 421 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,606 -Hey. It's okay. -Thank you. 422 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,193 No. 423 00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,698 -I need to get out of here. -Of course, right. 424 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,785 For Pryce to go through all this, 425 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,703 the kid has to be good, right? 426 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,455 -Yeah. -How good? 427 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,040 Pryce thinks he's the next Tiger. 428 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,334 He gave his mom a hundred grand to take him on the road. 429 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,588 -Pryce gave her a hundred grand? -Yeah. 430 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,636 Hey, Pryce. Hold up. 431 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,474 The show's over, folks. 432 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,935 Danny, get everybody a drink on the house. 433 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,396 We love you, Clark! 434 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:56,441 -It's good to see you again, Mitts. -Yeah, real fucking treat. 435 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:58,526 I'm Clark. 436 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,319 -Elena, right? -Elena. 437 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,113 Jesus, Pryce. 438 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:05,741 If you wanted an exemption for the kid, you should've just asked me. 439 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,201 And you would've given it to me? 440 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,536 Of course not. 441 00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:15,042 Your talent for finding new ways to embarrass yourself is amazing. Truly. 442 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:17,044 You put a hundred grand on this kid? 443 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,965 Is he your shot at redemption? This is your mulligan? 444 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,883 Come on, guys. Let's go. 445 00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,343 How about we keep the game going? 446 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,679 No shot glasses on the floor. 447 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,015 Real golf. One hole. 448 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,727 You win, he gets an exemption to the ReadySafe. 449 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:34,687 And if you win? 450 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,232 If I win, I know I'm a better golfer than you. 451 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:39,942 Silence the haters once and for all. 452 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,068 -That's it? -No. 453 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,488 And Santi signs an exclusive seven-year contract 454 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,117 with the Ross Academy, starting today. 455 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,751 Welcome to God's Thumb. 456 00:22:56,460 --> 00:23:01,506 129 yards of pure, unadulterated precision. 457 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,090 Tonight's game is simple. 458 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,428 One shot. Closest to the pin. Winner takes all. 459 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,390 Short straw. 460 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,184 No. Fuck that. No, Clark. 461 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:15,394 There has to be some challenge to this, Mittsy. 462 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,063 It's 129 yards. 463 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,524 Yeah, it's not really fair to spring it on us now though, is it? 464 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,859 I'm sorry. Did the guy who just tried to hustle me 465 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,737 in my own restaurant complain about fairness? 466 00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,405 What's short straw? 467 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,324 It's a thing that guys would do on tour. 468 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:30,117 They gotta play the club they pull. 469 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,078 If they pull a good one, they have the advantage. 470 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,872 If they pull a putter, they're fucked. 471 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,334 Pitching wedge. 472 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,760 -3-iron. -3-iron... 473 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,804 -What the fuck? -<i>Que</i>? That's bad, yes? 474 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:54,433 Yeah, it's bad. He won't be able to fly it on and still hold the green. 475 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,726 <i>Pero,</i> what does that mean? 476 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,147 It means that there's no way he's not gonna overshoot the pin. 477 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,526 Okay. Let's do this. 478 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:08,782 Over the years, people have asked me about Sawgrass. 479 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:12,911 Whether I've won it on my own or if you handed it to me. 480 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,539 I'll be honest with you. 481 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,375 It's pretty fucking annoying. 482 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:23,547 So, I'm glad we're getting this opportunity tonight. 483 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,357 You're up, Stick. 484 00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:55,078 You know, everyone thinks you melted down because of your dead kid. 485 00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:02,794 But you and I both know that it had nothing to do with that. 486 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,672 You would've melted down eventually 487 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:10,219 because you're a loser. 488 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:12,221 A degenerate. 489 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,224 A fuck up. 490 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,938 Always have been. Always will be. 491 00:25:23,065 --> 00:25:24,775 Can't argue with you, Clark. 492 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,069 I'm all of those things. 493 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,987 But I'm also something else. 494 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,449 I'm a better golfer than you. 495 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:39,581 Always have been. Always will be. 496 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,678 Oh, my... 497 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:56,180 Pryce! What! 498 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,015 Oh, my God! 499 00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,934 What the fuck? 500 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:03,437 Pryce! Pryce! That's impossible! 501 00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:07,316 That was impossible! Come on, man! 502 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:11,071 Unreal! Dude, that was impossible! 503 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:29,256 Did we do it? 504 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,010 Fuck yeah! Come on! 505 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,656 Did you mean what you said today? 506 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:56,490 I said a lot of things today. 507 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,243 -I was acting. -Yeah. 508 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:02,831 When you said you loved me. 509 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,420 Yeah. I meant it. 510 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:15,176 And it's not just because I'm playing in a PGA tournament this Thursday? 511 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:16,720 Well, it doesn't hurt. 512 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:19,389 Stupid. 513 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:32,819 I love you too. 513 00:27:33,305 --> 00:28:33,922 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-