"Team Players" La mejor defensa es el ataque

1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:02,461 ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE… 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,046 -[crowd cheering] -[Elisa] Angel or devil? Matheus Reis 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,714 is one of the last old-school soccer players out there. 4 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:08,050 My father never helped me with anything, you son of a bitch. 5 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,135 -You're fired. -[Elisa] It's Matheus Reis. 6 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,596 [Pira] Holy fuck, he ran away from the training camp. 7 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,848 That's the scoop 8 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,559 -that will get my fucking job back. -[Pira] No… No, Elisa! 9 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,269 Tomorrow is an important match, ma'am. 10 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,481 [Rogério] Welcome to the semi-finals of the national championship! 11 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,608 Don't publish this stuff. 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,237 I wanted you to hear this from me. The story will be out soon. 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,781 [Matheus] You journalists are all motherfuckers. 14 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,242 [Rogério] Just kick it. Kick it. 15 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,089 [Lucca] There's no more soccer for you. You can't play ball anymore. 16 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,455 Are you fucking with me, bro? 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,957 -[Lucca] Calm down, man! -Get out of here. 18 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,124 RAT VS KING 3 MILLION VIEWS 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,336 Elisa Montes, Suzana Hartman. Shall we cast you as a commentator on Team Players? 20 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,754 Of course, damn it! 21 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,257 It will be a pleasure to work with you on your show. 22 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,384 -[laughs] -It would be, right? If it were my show. 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,885 Then whose show is it? 24 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,347 -Yo, family! -[crew cheering] 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,816 [♪ hip-hop music playing, Universal Production Music "All Off"] 26 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,651 ♪ Baby take it all off for me ♪ 27 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,736 ♪ Just take it all off ♪ 28 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,572 ♪ Baby take it all off for me ♪ 29 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,616 What's that? You wanna touch my nipple, partner? 30 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,576 -[Jailton] Dude… -[Matheus] I'm just fucking with you. 31 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:16,779 Listen, whose idea was this? 32 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,328 Yeah, this is a nightmare for me. 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,830 -No, no. This can't be. -[Matheus] Get lost, get lost. 34 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,332 This mic's leaking. There's some feedback. 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,584 -Jailton disagrees. -Daddy, give me strength. 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,710 VERY SPECIAL DAY 37 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,115 And I'm sorry if I let you down. 38 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,713 TEAM PLAYERS 39 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:31,425 -All good? Okay? -[Matheus sniffs] 40 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,766 Hey… His nose… nose… His nose. Tell him. 41 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,311 -Ah, fuck me. -[speaks indistinctly] Tell him. 42 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,104 That's all I need. You tell him! 43 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,731 [Cledir] No, you tell him. You tell him, I... 44 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,066 -Me? -No, I won't. [speaks indistinctly] 45 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,027 -Yeah. [clears throat] -Yo! 46 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,821 -[sniffs] -Your nose is all dirty! Are you nuts? 47 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,117 -Do you want to fuck up the show? -Hey! [sniffs] Watch your tone. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,244 -[Elisa] Whatever. Look… -Watch your tone, will you? 49 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,873 [♪ Theme music playing] 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:10,074 51 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,301 [♪ Theme music concludes] 52 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,636 TEAM PLAYERS 53 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,012 [indistinct chatter] 54 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,473 I'll bet anything that this won't work. 55 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,184 -Well, it's already worked, hasn't it? -Hmm. 56 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,770 The sponsor slots for the afternoon program are filled up. 57 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,188 [inhales] 58 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,106 Do you want to bet your Mercedes? 59 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,983 [♪ Electronic music playing] 60 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,611 All right. 61 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,782 [sighs] 62 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,450 [Pira sniffs, clears throat] 63 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,080 Elisa, everything all right? 64 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,500 -[laughs, inhales] Hi, Pi! -[Pira] Shalom? You chill? 65 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,836 Everything's very chill! I'm wonderful! 66 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,485 It's your kids who are going to lose 67 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,049 their dad because you didn't tell me about this fucking bullshit. 68 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,468 Elisa, stop. Would you have been willing to do the show if you knew 69 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,719 who was going to host it? 70 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,722 You wouldn't have, bro. We all have to make ends meet. 71 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,641 [breathes deeply] Do you realize how unfair that is? 72 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,437 He doesn't have the slightest bit of experience and he gets to be a host? 73 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,981 Elisa, I know, but have you seen the view projections with this guy? 74 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:12,567 The show's going to take off, man. Could it also end our careers? 75 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,486 Yes, but we have to try something new, man. 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,988 [smacks lips] Hey, master director, do you have a second? 77 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,283 It's the guy who took me hostage at a whorehouse. 78 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,702 What, man? Don't say that in front of everyone. 79 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,412 -What are you doing here, brother? -When you put it like that, 80 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,080 with that kind of language, I'm a bit offended. 81 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,457 What happens on the field stays on the field, director. 82 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,377 I came to talk about something good, about my professional future. 83 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,880 I've watched 100,000 hours of TV already, 84 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,091 if you count my whole life, apart from cartoons. 85 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,997 You don't think you have a little spot for me on the show? 86 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,263 -Someone with that kind of expertise? -[laughs] 87 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,140 [Lucca chuckles] 88 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:47,269 [laughs] Here I am, shitting myself, and you come in with that. 89 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,022 Oh… Now get off my switcher, please, man. 90 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,649 -[sniffs] -What's a switcher? 91 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,570 Dude, just leave. 92 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,014 All right. You're rude as fuck, huh, Mr. Director? [inhales] 93 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:05,203 Guys, break a leg! Let's all break our legs, okay? 94 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,998 Come on, let it go! 95 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,376 I did an astrological reading for the show, okay? 96 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,920 There's an issue there with Mars, but we can fix that, 97 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,048 so it's going to be a success, okay? Trust me! Okay. 98 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,884 Then go for it! Go for it! All right? 99 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,554 -Let's go! -[cheers] And you, no fear, okay? 100 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:27,267 Release that tension. Coffee! Coffee! I want coffee! 101 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,510 -[Elisa] Yeah! -Yeah, hmm, so… 102 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,980 Odoiá! Let's go! 103 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,151 [exhales] 104 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,911 [Laércio] Pira, my love… 105 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,663 Speak up, Laércio, 30 seconds, okay, guys? 106 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,628 Stay here by my side. Hey, we've got to hit 0.60. 107 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,379 -Then, we're good? -Yeah, more or less. 108 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,633 Well, we only get paid the full amount if it hits 0.90, 109 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,968 but you know that already, of course. 110 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,055 I'm aware of that. And it's going to! That's it, team! 111 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,599 [Suzana exhales] 112 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,892 [makeup artist] Okay. 113 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,353 Hey, rat. 114 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,272 Ready to bomb? 115 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,986 Five, four, three, two… 116 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,279 ON AIR 117 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,823 [Pira] That's the intro. 118 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,616 [♪ Theme music playing] 119 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:28,036 [Narrator] Team Players is live. 120 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:36,753 Hey! Hey, hey… We've started! Yeah. [laughs] 121 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,632 Yo, Vila Kennedy! All hail the black and white nation! 122 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:44,344 The all-new Team Players is here, live on Antena Sports. 123 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,679 NEW TEAM PLAYERS WITH MATHEUS REIS! 124 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,974 And, look, it's a pleasure to be here, on this show that used to suck, 125 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,685 but is now going to be great. [laughs] 126 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:56,106 I'm Matheus Reis, the king, from the field onto your TV. 127 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,733 This will never hit 0.90. 128 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:03,738 Right, everyone, I'm going up to bring in the new coach of the national team. 129 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,407 And here it goes. 130 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:09,744 Hello, good afternoon everyone, I'm Elisa Montes… 131 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:15,542 [inhales] …and it's a great pleasure to be here as a commentator 132 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:19,379 alongside such… illustrious colleagues. 133 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:24,342 I'd like to start by asking Cledir what he thinks of the change of coach 134 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,012 for the Brazilian national team. Cledir. 135 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,348 Good afternoon, subscribers. Good afternoon, friends of sport. 136 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:32,183 -Good afternoon to… -Elisa. [laughs] 137 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,685 -[Elisa] Good afternoon. -Thanks, Cledir. 138 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:38,481 And, uh… And well, will changing the coach of the Brazilian national team help them? 139 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,904 I think so. But could it also make things worse? 140 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,445 -I think it could too, you know? -[Elisa] Mm-hm. 141 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,489 So, for me, I think it's an open scenario. You know? Something more… 142 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:50,076 Exactly. I think that the change of coach should happen right now… 143 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,204 So much blah, blah, blah! So much beating around the bush. 144 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,707 That's when people change the channel. 145 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,335 -Shall we talk about what matters? -[indistinct chatter] 146 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,711 Let's talk about Fenícios! 147 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,047 They're about to play a very important game, 148 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,215 the quarter-finals of the Redentores Cup. 149 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,385 It's worth remembering that the Fenícios have been eliminated 150 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,303 from the Brazilian Cup and are also doing badly 151 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,097 -in the National Cup. -Don't interrupt me, sweetheart. 152 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,726 It isn't polite, is it? Didn't your daddy teach you any manners? 153 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,562 -Anyway… -[exhales] 154 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,690 …as I was saying, a crucial game is coming up, and the arena 155 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,318 -could be unjustly closed down. -[Elisa] Unjustly? 156 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,405 But the fans sang homophobic chants, didn't they? 157 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,741 It's only with punishment that fans' behavior in stadiums 158 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,118 can be changed. Violence cannot continue… 159 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,703 Get a "we do not condone homophobia" graphic ready, will you? 160 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,415 What's the club got to do with it? If a handful of douche bags decide to do… 161 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,660 WE DO NOT CONDONE HOMOPHOBIA 162 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,794 …what's always been done, ever since soccer was soccer? Huh? 163 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:45,507 Tell me, Cledir! No, no, no! Hold on. What's that graphic down there? 164 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,301 Hey, no one's going to peddle for woke likes on my show! 165 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,845 Change that shit. This is hypocrisy. 166 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,557 I want to make it clear that the show's editorial staff 167 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,518 -are radically against homophobia. -[Matheus laughing] 168 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,354 Was anyone homophobic here? No! What kind of gay shit is that? 169 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,773 [breathes deeply] Someone tell him to change the subject. Now. 170 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,650 [Matheus] Were you, Gabi? Hey, stop being gay, dude! 171 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,444 -Almost at the first goal! -[Matheus] For God's sake! Homophobia? 172 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,049 -[Matheus laughs] -[Elisa] It's Elisa. 173 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,699 Yeah, Pira, pull up that story about the kid 174 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:14,327 who's really shining at the Fenícios, will you? Let's talk about soccer! Soccer! 175 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,913 [Pira] Okay, let's do the story about number 23 Kauê! 176 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,998 Cledir, we're doing the Kauê story, okay? 177 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,042 -With you in three… -Holy shit. Homophobia? 178 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,419 -…two, one. -Did you hear that, Cledir? 179 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,422 We've just got news from Fenícios Soccer Club, huh? 180 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,008 Let's talk about Kauê, who's the new jewel of… of the team. 181 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,135 KAUÊ THE STAR 182 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,887 -[Cledir] He's under a lot of pressure… -Mm-hmm. 183 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,513 …and he's the kid who's making the team grow… 184 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,348 Cledir! My boy's a star! 185 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,018 Is he taking over the job that was mine at the club? Yes. 186 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,439 Is he better than me? No. This kid is just a baby right now, isn't he? 187 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,401 Oh, but Kauê has twice as many goals as you had at his age. [laughs] 188 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,029 Uh, you're completely wrong. 189 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,490 [laughs] It's just numbers, King, it's on record. 190 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,952 Look, some people like to spread fake news just to make a point. 191 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:57,787 [chuckles] 192 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,748 Who are you now? Ms. Wikipedia? 193 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,418 Look, you're the one who's spreading "fake news" here, 194 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,420 with no basis in fact. Google is out there. 195 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,257 Anyone can look it up, it's a wonderful tool. 196 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,508 What a pain in the ass! 197 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,344 Is he really the savior of the channel, Suzana? 198 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,765 I like him. I think he has the instinct, he has the heart. That's it. 199 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,475 [Laércio] Pira, tell him to stick to the story. 200 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,311 Hey, King, let's stick to the story. Please, man. Help us out here. 201 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,689 Stick to the story, my ass! I don't need this shit! 202 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,858 -[high pitched static] -[grunts] 203 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:30,278 Hey, guys, let's do the story on Flamengo's new coach, shall we? 204 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,490 Cledir, I'll take you in three, two, one. 205 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,075 What about Pedrosa, huh? 206 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,661 Pedrosa is no longer Flamengo's coach, huh? So, I wonder… 207 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,038 WHO WILL BE FLAMENGO'S NEW COACH? 208 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,541 …who will be, or deserves to be, Flamengo's new coach? It's a question. 209 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,834 For the two of you. 210 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:49,380 Let's try something new, guys? Why don't we talk about the journalists 211 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:53,093 who drew up this appalling list of candidates? 212 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,678 Dude, change that screen! 213 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,516 -Camera 4, Tico, is it? Come with me! -Tico, go ahead. Go with him. 214 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,477 Come with me. Now, Team Players is a straight-talking show. 215 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:07,816 No more letting rats gossip about the players just to get views. 216 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:08,942 [Pira grunts] 217 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,401 It's the board. 218 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,739 -Nísio! Nisioviski! -[Suzana] Laércio… 219 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,908 [laughs] Do you like this little experiment? 220 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:20,286 He's talking about this. Look. I'll help you. Oops! Not the condoms! 221 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,456 [Pira] What's this? Did your son write this? 222 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,124 No, I don't have a son! I had the snip, dude. 223 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,500 Did you write this story? 224 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,502 -[Lucca] A story? -No, it's not a story, Suzana. This... 225 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,755 -[Suzana] No, it's a story... -I did it myself. I did it myself, see? 226 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,464 -Go ahead. -[laughs] 227 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,007 Really, go ahead. 228 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385 -Suzana. Su... -[Suzana] Go ahead. 229 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,679 I'm giving you the okay. Go ahead. 230 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:38,763 [indistinct chatter] 231 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,723 [Pira] Okay, put this up then. 232 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,727 Let's look. Hey! Finally! Come on! Come on, 233 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,313 "SERGINHO - LOFRILDE CÉSAR JAIME ALMEIDA" 234 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,567 daddy's starting the show. This is Serginho from STV. 235 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:54,154 [smacks lips] He thinks the new coach of the national team should be a gringo. 236 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,448 Just like that rich girl over there. He talks shit, 237 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,160 he'll just bullshit on the air so he can be the first to talk. 238 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:04,372 Just for clout. He's a complete asshole. 239 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,167 Oh, and here, Lofrilde Cesar, from X Sports, he's… 240 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,335 -[Suzanne] Pira. -…shady, a sidekick… 241 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,797 I'm putting up a graphic. Excuse me, excuse me. 242 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,176 Hey, "Which journalist says the most bullshit?" 243 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,512 -[Matheus] He does everything that… -Put three exclamation marks! 244 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,598 -I'll do it, I'll do it. Wait up. [laughs] -[laughs] 245 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,016 …he only says what they let him say. 246 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,518 WHICH JOURNALIST SAYS THE MOST BULLSHIT?!! 247 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,478 [Matheus] And he's always doing events under the table… 248 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,563 -[Suzana] What did the board want? -Someone's neck. 249 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,689 Oh, yeah? 250 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,900 -Hmm. -It wasn't it to talk about this 0.97? 251 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,986 [Matheus] I won't hold back, I'll say anything! Jaime Almeida! 252 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,363 He knows everything about Europe, nothing about Brazil. 253 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,492 He… He reels off names like that to show that he knows 254 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,787 Ukraine's second division, for fuck's sake! 255 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,541 -Who cares about that shit? -[Laércio] What's the point of hitting 256 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,960 targets if it's like this? There are about six lawsuits coming. 257 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,671 -And this is just the first block. -[Matheus] Right, Cledir? You know… 258 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,215 Hey, dude, there's something I've been thinking about. 259 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,425 How can the color-blind tell the difference between 260 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,136 -the green and red buttons? -Hey, kid, go get me a coffee! 261 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,345 -Huh? -I want some coffee! 262 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,222 -[Matheus] He's a moron. -Will you get it? With foam! 263 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,348 -Fine, I'll go. Okay. -Whoo! 264 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:07,101 I'm very nervous! I'm very nervous! Very nervous! [exhales] 265 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,105 This Santa Claus only studies management in those stupid video games, 266 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,982 you know? You get it, princess? 267 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,236 You get what I mean? Now, take that video game away, 268 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,488 put him out on the pitch, and see if he knows shit. He won't! 269 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,783 Please, let's be less harsh to the journalists on the big screen. 270 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,993 They're professionals, renowned. You can't just... 271 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,037 It's time for the players to comment 272 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,624 on the commentators, who are just as bad as they are. 273 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,670 Do you know what I mean? The difference is that I keep it real, 274 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,921 I'm not a hypocrite. 275 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:39,259 I'm not spineless, darling! You can comment on the players, 276 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,929 the coaches, but can't you talk about journalists? 277 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,640 They're untouchable. Bring it on! 278 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,601 For God's sake, get this guy out of here. Put Cledir on. 279 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,977 Hey! Calm down, calm down, Laércio... 280 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,460 -No, Cledir is boring! Don't put... -Guys, please, calm down. 281 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,274 Cledir, buddy, save us. I'll leave it to you, okay? 282 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,693 In three, two, go, Cledir. 283 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,113 Hmm. How about we take a look at each coach's professional record, eh? 284 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,990 -[Elisa] Sure. -To pull out those files 285 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,702 -and dig into their past... -No, no, no! Calm down, calm down, 286 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,079 Tico! Get out of the way, man! A show full of crappy scripts. 287 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,873 -Nothing real. What is this? -[Elisa] Are you okay? 288 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,916 Is this a soap opera? Huh? 289 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,585 Look, for God's sake, guys! 290 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:21,175 It's logical that the fans should have an opinion on the new coach, not this… 291 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,889 -Spoiled bitch here, for example. -[indistinct chatter] 292 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,642 [on phone] Look, she only watches Andaluz matches, which is her team. Right? 293 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:34,480 She hates Flamengo and loves to talk shit about Flamengo players. 294 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,358 No, sir! I've always been impartial! 295 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,610 [Matheus] Look, my team, my team. What is this? 296 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:44,741 Crew, we're live, and I want to know if there are any Flamengo fans here. 297 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,284 Fefeu? 298 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:51,122 Fenícios, my man! Jilóca supports Andaluz, forget it. What's up, guys? 299 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,875 Leozito would die for Fluminense, I know that. 300 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,796 What's up, guys? This is real life, for God's sake. 301 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,674 Isn't there a single fan? Not a single vulture here? 302 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,925 [Lucca] Hmm. 303 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:08,431 Lucca! Of course! Come here, bro. Jailton, grab the microphone. 304 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,642 -Humbly, humbly, okay? -[Matheus] Come here, come here. Renata, 305 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,477 fix my boy up a bit. Make him look decent, for God's sake. 306 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,561 -[Lucca] What's up? -Hey. 307 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,563 -Can you help a friend out here? -[Matheus] Come on, Renata! Come on! 308 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,023 -[Elisa chuckles] -[Matheus] We're live. 309 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,777 -Look, this is Lucca. This is my homie -Good afternoon. 310 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,905 From Vila Kennedy. Got it? He played in the third division, 311 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,990 -for the amateur league. -Number 8! 312 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:30,036 Yeah, he had potential, he never turned his back to the team. Isn't that so? 313 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,080 I've given up sex to watch a Flamengo match before. [laughs] 314 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,707 -And it was only a friendly match! -Oh, my God! 315 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,375 -Apologies, apologies. -[Matheus] I admire you, 316 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,836 I respect you a lot for that. [inhales] Now, tell me something. 317 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:41,714 For a new coach for your favorite team. 318 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,925 -[Elisa laughs] Look at the king go! -[Lucca] Those over there? 319 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,051 -Yeah -[Cledir] Right. 320 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,428 -He's a real character, isn't he? Cledir! -[laughs] 321 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,431 -[laughs] Shall we do the story now? -Go ahead. 322 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,598 -Go ahead. Go ahead. -Well? 323 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,767 Hmm… I don't know who's better. The worst is Valdir Marques, 324 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,450 -that's for sure. -[Matheus] Why is that? 325 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,812 1.03! 326 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,523 [Lucca] Do you want it in alphabetical order? Or chronologically? 327 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,441 -[Suzana exhales] -[Matheus] Be my guest! 328 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,903 He's a mercenary. When he was a member of the Brazilian national team, 329 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,655 he nominated players for the club to sell 330 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,198 because he'd get a lot of money afterwards. 331 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,825 Everyone knows that. But nobody says anything 332 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,388 because they're afraid of being sued. 333 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,495 [Matheus] Stop! Stop! 334 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,996 Look at camera number two, 335 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,082 you're going to look fine, you're going to look good. 336 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,792 -Bring it on. -Go on! Come on, Jilóca! 337 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,212 Second thing. You know the 1992 Chevrolet Opala Diplomata? 338 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,672 -Hm? -That 3.1 339 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,549 -that did 7 kilometers per liter? -I know it. 340 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,051 Mr. Valdir drinks a lot more than that! [laughs] 341 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,137 Come on for real? He's a rattlesnake. 342 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,764 He's always there with his 12-year-old scotch. 343 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,098 [Matheus mimics rattlesnake sound, laughs] 344 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,434 Yeah, the rattlesnake's little scotch. And do you know thug water? 345 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,435 -Yeah. -Hm… Excuse me! Excuse me. 346 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,812 -Bottle of suds? -Sorry to interrupt! 347 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:42,400 Once again, this is personal opinions, which do not reflect the values 348 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,652 of Team Players or Antena Sports. 349 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,947 -I apologize once again to the viewers. -[buzzing] 350 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,240 Hello, Valdir! 351 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,785 [Lucca] First right thing I've heard here. It's my personal opinion! 352 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,870 -You can take it up with me, Valdir. -[indistinct chatter] 353 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,330 -I get it, Valdir. -[indistinct chatter] 354 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,581 [Lucca] Third thing… 355 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,207 [Pira] Yes. Yes. Okay 356 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,126 [Lucca] …because I'm a friend of my female friends. 357 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,461 -[Elisa] Uh… -I'll call you. Okay. Just a second. 358 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,755 [Lucca] In prostitution circles… 359 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,049 It's Valdir Marques, he wants the right to respond. On a live link. 360 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,302 -Let's do it. -[Laércio] Of course, not! Are you crazy? 361 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,679 He coached the national team. This is going to be a huge mess! 362 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,182 The audience is 1.20. If we deny him and he sues us, 363 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,558 the damage will be much worse. 364 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,767 I agree. 365 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,145 Do you want to check? With Luisão, from our legal team? 366 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,855 Call him, he's a sweetheart, usually answers right away. 367 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,857 -He's always touching the girls… -How do you have Luisão's phone numb... 368 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,193 -I take ayahuasca with him every week. -…and doesn't want to pay to finish. 369 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,778 -[Elisa] This is not a priority. -[Matheus] He's a fan. 370 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:27,904 Let him speak. Right, everyone? 371 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,280 -[Elisa] Listen… -[Lucca] I'll say it! 372 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,075 Right. Guys, call Valdir. Put him on the link straight away. 373 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,287 Attention, attention! We have a live guest joining us. 374 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,331 A guest is on the line, he'll appear on the big screen. 375 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,166 Coach Valdir Marques. 376 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,753 Coach, good afternoon. Welcome to Team Players… 377 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,672 Welcome, my ass! This show is a joke! 378 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,509 45 years of soccer, and I've never been so disrespected! 379 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,303 -Look, coach! -[Lucca] He's all pissed off. 380 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,933 I'm going to ask you to stay calm. Breathe. Namaste. 381 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:02,355 Because we're listening to the opinion of the fans, and we all work for them. 382 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,773 Am I right? 383 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,360 Ah! Stop the hypocrisy! That disqualified man just offended me. 384 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,154 This rumor was cleared up a long time ago... 385 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:14,533 Wait, wait. What was cleared up? The slush fund or the booze? 386 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,411 Coach! As the favorite to take over Flamengo, 387 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,956 -what do you think is missing... -No! I'll interrupt you now. 388 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,959 You'll have to excuse me, little princess! Because he spoke to me, 389 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,170 I'll have to answer. What? What are you going to say about me? 390 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,255 That I have a police record? That's normal. 391 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,968 Do I owe some people money? A lot! But I'm not disqualified from anything! 392 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,302 You don't know me! 393 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,430 I want a public apology from that idiot do-nothing of yours, Matheus! 394 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:40,142 -I do more than you think, dude! -Pira, commercial break now! 395 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,854 -No! No! Look at these numbers! Look here! -[Lucca speaks indistinctly] 396 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,648 -[Matheus] What do you mean… -[Pira] Holy fuck. 397 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,359 When he's unconscious in other people's houses, I'm the one who picks him up. 398 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,882 -[Matheus] Hey, hey, hey… -It's true! 399 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,280 Please, not at our debut, bro. 400 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:58,077 Your first useful interruption! It's my debut. My show. My rules. 401 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:02,373 So, coach, I have to go all the way in on this. 402 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:08,379 Listen. The numbers of your little cooking show 403 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,798 -may have gone to your head. -Hmm. 404 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:14,051 But I want to make one thing clear. I'm in charge here. 405 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,804 You're just the daughter of a massage therapist. 406 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,431 And from the countryside. 407 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:23,311 My mother was the best energy massage therapist in the Greater Bauru area. Okay? 408 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,689 And a hottie. Even you would give up your own mother to be with her. 409 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,693 I can't understand why it's so hard for you to be my brother. 410 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,987 Let's do this together, man! 411 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,575 Hey! Here, hey! 412 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,703 Give me a smile! 413 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:45,458 [laughs] Loosen up a bit! You're very tense, honey. 414 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,838 My mother made our father happy. Something he couldn't be all his life. 415 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,635 I'm sure that wherever he is, he's looking out for us. 416 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,428 He loved us, Laércio. 417 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,223 Yes, but he loved us differently. 418 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,728 Because I was the one he prepared to be in charge of everything. 419 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,979 Right, Suzana? 420 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,069 Was it, or wasn't it? 421 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,114 [exhales] 422 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,741 -Honesty… -Oh… 423 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,911 …is good, right? [inhales] I love it. Namaste. 424 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,580 [Valdir] "I study everything". What do you study? 425 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,708 Look what you are! You're nothing! You're a piece of shit! You bum! 426 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:32,672 -Fuck yourself up the… -Mute Valdir! Mute his sound. Guys! 427 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,340 …ass! You don't know shit about... 428 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,050 [speech is muted] 429 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,010 Jesus. 430 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220 -[Matheus laughing] -[Lucca] Oh, boy! Hey, Valdir. 431 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,307 Put that on my tab, brother. [laughs] Yeah, it's all on me. 432 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,808 [Matheus] Make some noise! 433 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,059 -Go, Lucca… -2.10. 434 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,728 [exhales] That's Olympic numbers. 435 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,939 -Check that out! -What is that? Stop, stop! 436 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,983 Let's go to the commercial break because my colleague over there 437 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,529 is asking for water, and a silent know-it-all is a sign 438 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,115 that she can't handle it much longer. So, forget it! We'll be right back! 439 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,908 [Pira] And we're off to the break. 440 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,036 You journalists are all sons of bitches. 441 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,830 Voilà. 442 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,542 I hope your father isn't watching this show. 443 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,547 [breathes deeply] 444 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,340 [Matheus] What's up? What's up, team, huh? 445 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,633 Fuck. 446 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,593 [indistinct chatter] 447 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,886 Hi, Valdir. 448 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,389 No, don't worry. 449 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,851 We'll remedy the situation. Yes, of course. [laughs, inhales] 450 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,437 -[Valdir over phone] You fucker... -No, it'll all work out. No worries. 451 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,147 -[chuckles] -[Valdir] You're a good for nothing! 452 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,607 -You fuck... -But Val... [grunts, exhales] 453 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,024 -[Valdir] Piece of shit! -Yes. 454 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,948 [Valdir] You know fucking nothing about soccer! 455 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:49,248 [snivels, exhales heavily] Fuck this shit. 456 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,628 -Elisa. What's up, honey? -[exhales] 457 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,884 Can we have tampons put in the fucking bathrooms? 458 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,636 Because if men got periods, 459 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,222 there would be tampons coming out of the coffee machine! 460 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,477 Here, flower. I had them put them in last week. 461 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,564 On the side there should be a bag to throw it away, but I asked them 462 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,527 to put in a type of bag that dissolves in water. 463 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,487 Did you know that in ancient Greece, 464 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:23,199 priestesses made predictions only once a month? 465 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,785 -Do you know when? -Hm. 466 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:29,205 During their moon cycle. Because that's the thing, right? 467 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,749 Menstruation is still that moment when a woman is more… 468 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,085 [inhales] …introspective, withdrawn. 469 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,254 It's like giving birth without children, isn't it? 470 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,923 -Those workshops I went to… -[exhales heavily] 471 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,468 …saved my life. I learned a lot. All the women around the fire, with blood 472 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,679 -on their faces. So strong. -Are you really going to come 473 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:50,142 at me with this sacred feminine crap at a time like this, Suzana? 474 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,687 While that asshole is destroying me on live TV? 475 00:21:55,189 --> 00:22:00,152 I don't know, Elisa. What else can you do? Stay here in the bathroom crying alone? 476 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:08,577 Look… [sighs, clicks lips] …I miss you, you know? Where's the bold woman I hired? 477 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,580 The one who clashed with Matheus at the stadium? 478 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,624 Who reached three million views? 479 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:17,336 That's the girl the whole country wants to see. 480 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,588 -Hm. -[Suzana] That's the woman 481 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,424 -I was betting on. -I'm not going to go crazy on Matheus 482 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:27,680 again and look hysterical on live TV! Because if I do, I'll never have a job 483 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,890 -anywhere again. -What a pain in the ass! 484 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,894 Stop thinking like the mediocre men at this network. 485 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,355 I'll guarantee you your job. 486 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,943 Now, I need you to get out of that toilet, wash your face, and show that wild woman 487 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,444 you've got inside… [inhales] 488 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:45,781 …not to complain about tampons in the bathroom. 489 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,825 Go back out there and face that asshole live. 490 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,251 Is it number two, darling? 491 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,757 You know that if I do this… 492 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:07,052 -I know you want to. I can feel it. -[Elisa exhales] 493 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:11,098 I want to. [grunts, breathes deeply] 494 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,641 I really want to. 495 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:20,608 But tomorrow, I want to be on the show as co-host. 496 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,570 [♪ Upbeat music playing] 497 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:35,414 [exhales heavily, clicks tongue] You know what? Fuck this. [clicks tongue] 498 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:40,336 I'm fucking Elisa Montes. Cerebral! The biggest! 499 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,796 [grunts] 500 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,055 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,182 -[laughs] -Wasn't he married? 502 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,308 [speaks indistinctly] 503 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,644 Hey, hey, hey! 504 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,187 Let's go. 505 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:03,275 [Pira] We're back in five, four, two… 506 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,028 We're back to talk about Redentores Cup. 507 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:09,239 The Fenícios face ICU, from Chile, in the quarter-finals… 508 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,159 So let's go to the tactical screen! Put it up, Pira! 509 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,702 [Pira] Okay. Okay. Just a second. 510 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,806 Can you bring up the tactical plan for the Fenícios against ICU? 511 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:22,169 Should the Fenícios stick to a 4-3-3 formation, using Léo 512 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,922 on the left? What do you think, King? 513 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,759 I don't think it's time to talk about that. Sit down on your little sofa, 514 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,595 -darling, please. -Should Ernesto insist on the Lavolpiana 515 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,930 build up? 516 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,726 Should Kauê be open on Lapaz's back, so as not to let him go to the bottom? 517 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,729 What's up, King? What do you think? 518 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,692 Soccer is about running. If I wanted to think, I'd play chess. 519 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,861 [chuckles] Dodging the question, aren't you? 520 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:52,408 That's normal. Normal, he's still recovering. 521 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,536 Look, there's no shame in taking the team off the field when you know 522 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,746 you've already lost. 523 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:04,003 Look, any idiot knows what a 4-4-2, 3-4-3 is, don't they, Cledir? Huh? 524 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:08,215 Wow, it's a good thing you know how to do math, King. Because if you had 525 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,885 to live off your tactical analysis or the songs you make with your friends, 526 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,179 -you'd star... -Oh, no! No, no, no! 527 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,142 You shouldn't have said that, princess. 528 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,728 -Not to me. -[scoffs] 529 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:24,231 Where's Jailton? Brazil's coolest stagehand? 530 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,483 Give him the microphone. 531 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,901 [speaks indistinctly] 532 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,572 Oh, he's a wild beast. Let's rap. That beat you gave me earlier. 533 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,199 [Jailton beat boxes] 534 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,286 ♪ Get a grip, girl, you just wait, and see ♪ 535 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,080 ♪ I will make your dad at home want to turn off his TV ♪ 536 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,541 ♪ I know more about soccer, we can't just pretend ♪ 537 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,944 ♪ Keep talking, but your words… ♪ 538 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,795 Wow, I love rap. I love rap. 539 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,714 ♪ Trying to attack my reputation is crazy ♪ 540 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,800 ♪ In my career, I'm the King And you're just a nepo baby ♪ 541 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,177 -[crew cheering] -The party is on, right? [laughs] 542 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,804 [Jailton beat boxes] 543 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,099 ♪ Yo, yo, respect the girls Respect my history ♪ 544 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:03,604 ♪ You call me a nepo baby but that's just fallacy ♪ 545 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,773 -[laughs] -For a White girl... 546 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,525 ♪ Little rich girl tried to rap Wound up looking like a fool ♪ 547 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,278 ♪ Don't hasten to change stations It's the King's Show after all ♪ 548 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:14,114 ♪ I set up my defense with no haters ♪ 549 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:17,076 ♪ Dribble and step on those Who backstab players ♪ 550 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,952 [indistinct chatter] 551 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,497 [Jailton beat boxes] 552 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,666 ♪ I love this sport I hustled and I fought ♪ 553 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,294 ♪ I earned it on my own, Elisa Montes ♪ 554 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:31,298 ♪ Respect my home, don't know me but already guessin' my trajectory ♪ 555 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:34,259 ♪ I research everyday knowledge is wealth ♪ 556 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,262 ♪ This is my career I'm not ready for the shelf ♪ 557 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,641 [cheering] 558 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,893 -[crew cheering] -That's shit. 559 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,230 ♪ I'll tell you what, Elisa let's place a bet ♪ 560 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,941 ♪ On Antena Sports who do they like the best? ♪ 561 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,610 ♪ Is it me or is it you? I'll explain so you can see ♪ 562 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,613 ♪ When I get pulled over they all want my selfie ♪ 563 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,157 ♪ I'm from Vila Kennedy where you're not a success ♪ 564 00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:00,327 ♪ I know you are all cranky 'cause you have your PMS! ♪ 565 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,038 ♪ Yo, you think you are Pelé Garrincha or the like? ♪ 566 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,916 ♪ You think you're the OG when you're holding up the mic ♪ 567 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,794 ♪ Do you want me to turn your life into a song? ♪ 568 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,756 It's gonna be short, 'cause your tape ain't long. 569 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,467 ♪ It's gonna be short 'cause your tape ain't long ♪ 570 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,262 -[Jailton beat boxes] -Nice! That was a good one. 571 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,306 -[crew cheering] -[cheers] Wow, nice! I can feel the flow. 572 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,682 [laughs] 573 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,184 -[crew cheering] -She's all riled up, huh? 574 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,811 ♪ I'm in charge of my life The tape will record my flow ♪ 575 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,772 ♪ It's 'cause you haven't seen my roll ♪ 576 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:33,151 ♪ To Brazil, I say no offense Unlike those saggy boobs of yours ♪ 577 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,820 ♪ Which are like two cold fried eggs ♪ 578 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,281 ♪ You're out there saying that I am not well-endowed ♪ 579 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,325 ♪ I think you forgot that I'm not one of your crowd ♪ 580 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,334 ♪ But that's okay just don't take it too far ♪ 581 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,414 ♪ Come and peek at my bulge And I will send you to HR ♪ 582 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,040 [laughs] 583 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,001 Show them the giant from the hood, dude! 584 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,503 [makeup artist] He went too far. Too far. 585 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,505 ♪ Look, you're trying to convince us that your bullshit is true ♪ 586 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,049 ♪ But you forget those words say a lot about you ♪ 587 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,760 ♪ Freud would agree that you have a short stick ♪ 588 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,680 ♪ We saw you throw a tantrum, so the shoes must fit ♪ 589 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,391 ♪ You got all riled up so you have to calm down ♪ 590 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:07,102 ♪ I am spitting facts and making you look like a clown ♪ 591 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,022 ♪ My journalism is ethical so you all can trust ♪ 592 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:13,108 ♪ I dribbled this fuckboy and I proved my worth! ♪ 593 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:14,860 [crew cheering] 594 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,320 [booing] 595 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,572 -Uhh… -Oh, my… 596 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,449 [crowd cheering] 597 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,578 [laughs] 598 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,874 Does this mean that the new show is a huge mess? 599 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:34,212 No, sweetie, this is entertainment! Entertainment with a capital "E"! 600 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:39,635 Whoa, whoa! Time's up. I have to close it. [inhales] Turn down the lights. 601 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,929 End credits. And, with the grace of Our Lady, we're off! 602 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,766 -[exhales] -[laughs] Suck it, King. 603 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,438 [cheers] 604 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,107 Guys! 605 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,069 What happened here? 606 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:00,739 What a strong energy! I've got goose bumps! 607 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,992 Even Cledir woke up. [laughs, inhales] Do you know what happened? 608 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,578 Antena Sports'… 609 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,749 Highest ratings… 610 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,584 In years! 611 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,128 [crew cheering] 612 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:21,093 In years! And we're going to keep it up! With this primordial fire! 613 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,761 Burning! 614 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,721 Each day! 615 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:26,682 Every day! 616 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:30,143 -Whoo! Let's celebrate! [cheers] -[crew cheering] 617 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,782 2 HOURS LATER 618 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,367 [indistinct chatter] 619 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,703 [♪ Upbeat rap music playing] 620 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,830 ♪ Every man, every woman hype on the track ♪ 621 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,331 [Ernesto] Move, move! 622 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,291 [trainer] Come on, come on! 623 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:56,461 Energy, kids! Let's get moving. Come on. 624 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:59,089 [indistinct chatter] 625 00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,800 -What's up, homie? -My monster! [laughs] 626 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:04,636 What's up guys? Hey, coach. 627 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:08,640 What's the training today? I've come to add to the troops! 628 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,225 [laughs] 629 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,354 Come on, come on. Back to training. We have work to do. Come on, come on! 630 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:17,315 Coach, my dear coach… My mentor, my mentor! Let me give you a present. 631 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:22,738 Mrs. Valéria makes this cake just for me. It's good. It's ugly, but it's good. 632 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,183 But I'm going to give you this as a gift. Go ahead, try it. 633 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:30,120 Matheus, I think you should stop visiting the club for a while. 634 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,251 Do you know how long it took the team to recover from the Cup elimination? 635 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,338 To get over the trauma of seeing you almost die on the field? 636 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,384 Kid, I always covered up your shit. 637 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:48,055 But now, that brat has recorded you doing all that shit 638 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,580 and exposing it to the whole world. 639 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:53,143 So, everyone knows who you are. That brat fucked you up. 640 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,523 How many of these boys have you taken to your parties? 641 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:04,654 You're a danger just being here in the club. That's all. Too risky. 642 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:08,033 No, no, no, no, no. The club is my home. 643 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:10,744 The Fenícios… 644 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:13,997 Are my family, coach. 645 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,667 I can help to train these guys. Teach them everything, man. 646 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,127 I can do it all! 647 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:21,922 -I'm sorry, kid. -[trainer] Go, go, go, go! 648 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,924 You little fuckers, let's go. [blows whistle] 649 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,598 PRESIDENT 650 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,893 [indistinct chatter] 651 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:44,236 COACH 652 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,199 [inhales, grunts] 653 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,244 Son of a bitch! 654 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,459 -[screams] -[Mamutinho] Oh, fuck! Fuck! 655 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,753 No, stop it! Stop it! Fuck! 656 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,923 [grunts, chuckles] 657 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:11,638 Tell Ernesto who fucked up his car. [spits] 658 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:16,852 That's Mrs. Marlene's car, from HR. She is seven months pregnant. 659 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,813 The coach gave up his parking spot so she'd have to walk less. 660 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,693 BABY ON BOARD 661 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,363 [inhales] What's her bank info? 662 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,129 [Jonas] Hi, sweetie! 663 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,800 [inhales] Want some? 664 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,594 [exhales, chuckles] 665 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,220 It'll loosen you up, 666 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:56,141 so you can explain all that nonsense that happened today. 667 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,685 I saw it and could not believe it. 668 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,936 [exhales] 669 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,646 [Jonas] I didn't raise you alone 670 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,607 to be a clown in the hands of these people, did I? 671 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:04,850 Suzana here, check this out!! 672 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:11,823 NEW HOST 673 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,452 Are you listening, Elisa? 674 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,246 Uh-huh. 675 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:25,962 [inhales, exhales] 676 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,885 ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF TEAM PLAYERS 677 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:36,056 [commentator] He's coming. There he goes. It's a goal! What a goal! 678 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,559 [Paulo] Mr. Jonas Filho? [laughs] Back home, everyone's a fan of yours. 679 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,802 -[Jonas] How nice. -Can I… Can I get a selfie with you? 680 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,314 Guys! Guys, Ariel's been caught on doping. 681 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:48,610 Ariel, our number 10, has been preemptively withdrawn. 682 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,863 [Elisa] Breaking the news without being sure is… 683 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:53,448 -Bullshit. -…speculation! 684 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,243 I don't know if you've noticed, but our ratings are lower than ever! 685 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,744 Look, we don't want to give out information 686 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:58,912 before we've checked the facts. 687 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,790 Report on the story. Otherwise, you're both fired. 687 00:34:02,305 --> 00:35:02,886 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm