"The New Addams Family" Granny, the Happy Medium

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Movie Name	"The New Addams Family" Granny, the Happy Medium
Release Name	S01E56 Granny, the Happy Medium
Year	1999
Kind	tv
Language	English
IMDB ID	1084844
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1 00:00:01,027 --> 00:00:02,620 [ RAT SQUEAKING ] 2 00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:02,366 [ OWL HOOTING ] 3 00:00:04,173 --> 00:00:05,593 [ PLAQUE on GATE READS: 'BEWARE OF EVERYTHING' ] 4 00:00:07,185 --> 00:00:08,132 [ MAILMAN APPEARS, HOLDING LETTER in HAND... ] 5 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:09,788 [ WILDCAT GROWLS ] 6 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:11,841 [ GATE OPENS BY ITSELF... ] 7 00:00:15,173 --> 00:00:19,661 [ WOLF HOWLS ] 8 00:00:16,635 --> 00:00:21,421 [ MAILMAN WHISTLING... ] 9 00:00:21,446 --> 00:00:23,622 [ DROPS LETTER, CHASES after IT ] 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,141 What's this? 11 00:00:26,115 --> 00:00:29,748 [ SLOWLY LOOKS UP... ] 12 00:00:31,551 --> 00:00:35,204 [ GIANT BEARDED MAN STARTLES, THEY BOTH SCREAM ] 13 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:36,765 Who... [ CLUTCHES MAILBAG in FRONT OF HIM ] 14 00:00:37,184 --> 00:00:37,824 Who are you? 15 00:00:40,198 --> 00:00:42,101 ... Maxwell Briggs. 16 00:00:42,358 --> 00:00:42,862 "Briggs"? 17 00:00:43,672 --> 00:00:46,461 Maxwell Briggs disappeared on this route 30 years ago. 18 00:00:46,898 --> 00:00:47,705 That's incredible. 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,621 30 years? 20 00:00:50,048 --> 00:00:52,474 That means I'm retired! 21 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,000 Whoopee! 22 00:00:54,065 --> 00:00:56,138 [ STUMBLING, MAILMAN STEADIES HIM ] 23 00:00:56,259 --> 00:01:00,239 As soon as I deliver this mail... 24 00:01:00,501 --> 00:01:01,581 What happened to you? 25 00:01:02,741 --> 00:01:05,141 I was walking my route, 26 00:01:05,653 --> 00:01:08,360 and I came to this house. [ VINE SUDDENLY GRABS MAILMAN ] 27 00:01:08,425 --> 00:01:13,111 [ VINES WRAP around MAILMAN ] 28 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:12,159 I heard a message in the bushes, 29 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:15,781 and I went to investigate. 30 00:01:14,579 --> 00:01:16,072 [ MAILMAN YANKED INTO BUSHES ] 31 00:01:16,901 --> 00:01:20,741 I was standing right about where you were now... ? 32 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:24,000 Ohhh wait... where are you... 33 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,854 [ TURNS and BUMPS into LURCH ] 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,501 Do the Addamses still live here? 35 00:01:31,641 --> 00:01:32,894 [ NODS, GRUNTING ] 36 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,101 Here's your mail. 37 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,170 [ HANDS MAILBAG to LURCH ] 38 00:01:36,195 --> 00:01:40,321 Some of the bills might be a little overdue... 39 00:01:40,565 --> 00:01:41,498 [ LURCH NODS ] 40 00:01:41,708 --> 00:01:44,235 [ TURNS TO ENTER HOUSE ] 41 00:01:44,435 --> 00:01:46,375 [ OLD MAN FAINTS ] 42 00:01:50,962 --> 00:01:52,876 ♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪ 43 00:01:52,942 --> 00:01:54,909 ♪ How you do, the Addams family? ♪ 44 00:01:54,941 --> 00:01:56,781 ♪ Come into the Addams family ♪ 45 00:01:56,923 --> 00:01:57,499 Now! 46 00:01:57,613 --> 00:01:58,567 Chachacha! *snap snap* 47 00:01:58,837 --> 00:02:00,494 ♪ Wonderfully scary ♪ 48 00:02:00,566 --> 00:02:02,501 ♪ And pleasantly hairy ♪ 49 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:04,450 ♪ Delightfully? Very. ♪ 50 00:02:04,631 --> 00:02:06,038 ♪ It's the Addams family! ♪ 51 00:02:06,117 --> 00:02:06,564 *snap snap* 52 00:02:06,624 --> 00:02:08,784 ♪ Welcome to the Addams family ♪ 53 00:02:08,809 --> 00:02:10,811 ♪ Come into the Addams family ♪ 54 00:02:10,836 --> 00:02:12,910 ♪ Come into the Addams family ♪ 55 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,536 Now! 56 00:02:13,663 --> 00:02:14,794 Chachacha! *snap snap* 57 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,802 Old mail. 58 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,476 [ HANDS PACKAGES to MORTICIA ] 59 00:02:19,501 --> 00:02:20,701 Thank you, Lurch. 60 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:22,941 Oh, my. 61 00:02:23,341 --> 00:02:26,661 The postdate on these packages is over 30 years old... ! 62 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:27,636 [ GOMEZ SHOOTS BALL at HER ] 63 00:02:27,661 --> 00:02:28,634 Ahhhh. 64 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:30,101 How wonderfully inefficient! 65 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,061 Ahh. Here's a package for you, Gomez. 66 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,181 Oooh. 67 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,102 Here's one for you, Fester. 68 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:37,284 [ HANDS HIM PACKAGE ] 69 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:38,321 Wow! 70 00:02:38,561 --> 00:02:41,748 My flying-hanging remote control model plane kit! 71 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,661 Boy, I sure had to save a lot of gunpowder box tops for this. 72 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,664 I remember. 73 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:49,211 You blew our room up twenty times over, just to save enough! 74 00:02:49,781 --> 00:02:51,541 Gomez, what did you get? 75 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:54,381 Oh, wow, it's my lost shipment of Super Duper Balls. 76 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:56,901 Come on, Fester, let's go see if they still have their bounce! 77 00:02:58,374 --> 00:03:00,288 [ THEY RUSH INTO HALLWAY ] 78 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:01,861 How many d'you get!? 79 00:03:02,046 --> 00:03:02,733 [ FUMBLES BOX ] 80 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:03,606 [ BALLS CLATTER ] 81 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:08,066 [ BALLS BOUNCE and RICHOCHET EVERYWHERE... ] 82 00:03:08,124 --> 00:03:08,718 One... [ COUNTS as BALLS hit his FOREHEAD ] 83 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:09,731 Two... 84 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:10,951 Three... 85 00:03:11,055 --> 00:03:11,941 [ GIGGLES HYSTERICALLY ] 86 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,741 Must... go! [ FAINTS ] 87 00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:14,763 [ CRASHES to FLOOR ] 88 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:15,821 Cool! 89 00:03:19,295 --> 00:03:20,646 [ MORTICIA and GOMEZ, sitting at CHESS TABLE ] 90 00:03:20,838 --> 00:03:22,741 Ready, set, go! 91 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:23,303 [ HITS TIMER ] 92 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:23,826 [ MOVES CHESS PIECE, HITS TIMER ] 93 00:03:23,851 --> 00:03:31,810 [ RAPIDLY PLAYING CHESS ] 94 00:03:31,835 --> 00:03:32,560 Checkmate. [ HITS TIMER for FINAL TIME ] 95 00:03:33,052 --> 00:03:34,181 12 seconds! 96 00:03:33,757 --> 00:03:34,484 [ WEDNESDAY WALKS IN ] 97 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,421 It's taking you longer to beat me, everyday. 98 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,796 Hello, Wednesday. How was school, today? 99 00:03:39,021 --> 00:03:41,741 Any notes from the teacher you want to forge our signatures on? 100 00:03:42,092 --> 00:03:43,541 No, just a new assignment. 101 00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:46,421 I'm supposed to write an essay on an influential family member. 102 00:03:46,647 --> 00:03:48,701 Say no more! What would you like to ask me? 103 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:50,861 What do you know about Great Aunt Esther? 104 00:03:50,952 --> 00:03:51,624 [ GOMEZ's FACE SOURS ] 105 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,701 The first witch in the family. 106 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:55,297 Wonderful choice... 107 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,861 I think we have some of her old belongings up in the attic. 108 00:03:58,362 --> 00:03:59,464 That will help me prepare. 109 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,261 Granny is conducting a séance tonight, 110 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:02,941 so I can interview her personally. 111 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,703 [ WEDNESDAY WALKS AWAY ] 112 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,141 Another game? 113 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:09,861 ... Mon cher? 114 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:11,341 Tish! ... That's French. 115 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:12,406 [ PUSHES ASIDE CHESS PIECES ] 116 00:04:12,431 --> 00:04:13,828 [ BRUSHES NOSE against MORTICIA's ] 117 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,030 [ EXECUTIONER ALARM RINGS... ] 118 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:19,741 Gomez, I've been thinking. [ WALKING DOWN STAIRS ] 119 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,701 Remember when Mama tried to raise the spirit of Aunt Hill? 120 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,425 We were infested for months. 121 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,381 At least they were fire-breathing aunts. 122 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,781 When she fails to bring back Aunt Esther, 123 00:04:28,806 --> 00:04:30,026 as she inevitably will, 124 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,901 the poor dear will be heartbroken! 125 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,861 Wednesday's a stalwart child. 126 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:36,621 I wasn't talking about Wednesday. 127 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,194 Oh. I see your point. 128 00:04:38,926 --> 00:04:42,296 We must find some way to ensure that Mama's séance is a success. 129 00:04:42,588 --> 00:04:44,141 You mean hire an expert Medium? 130 00:04:44,195 --> 00:04:44,756 [ MORTICIA GASPS ] Oh -- ! 131 00:04:44,781 --> 00:04:45,861 Or maybe even a Large? 132 00:04:47,177 --> 00:04:47,718 I know. 133 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:49,461 We'll fake it. 134 00:04:49,776 --> 00:04:50,581 Even better! 135 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:56,461 It doesn't look anything like it shows in the box. [ HOLDS UP BOX that says 'FLYING HYENA' ] 136 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:58,501 [ FESTER retracts WELDING MASK, holding MODEL PLANE ] 137 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:01,857 I can't believe I saved all those box tops for this. 138 00:05:01,976 --> 00:05:02,546 [ THROWS IT AWAY ] 139 00:05:03,024 --> 00:05:04,581 I should have gotten that home chemistry set. 140 00:05:05,109 --> 00:05:07,621 Nothing says "Fun!" like mustard gas. 141 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,218 This is so lame. 142 00:05:09,668 --> 00:05:12,861 Ohhh, maybe if I make a few modifications? 143 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:13,062 [ GOMEZ and MORTICIA enter DUNGEON ] 144 00:05:13,218 --> 00:05:13,861 Fester. 145 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:16,867 Mama is planning on calling on the spirit of Great Aunt Esther, tonight. 146 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,501 Oh, I hope she calls collect. 147 00:05:18,613 --> 00:05:20,901 Great Aunt Esther was the cheapest witch in Salem. 148 00:05:21,384 --> 00:05:23,861 We were hoping you would help us contrive a fake séance? 149 00:05:24,146 --> 00:05:26,501 Of course it is devious, underhanded and sneaky... 150 00:05:27,017 --> 00:05:28,017 Count me in. 151 00:05:28,485 --> 00:05:30,141 And I've got just what you need. 152 00:05:30,234 --> 00:05:31,468 [ FESTER GOES TO GET SOMETHING ] 153 00:05:31,493 --> 00:05:32,866 [ GOMEZ and MORTICIA look CONFUSEDLY at EACH OTHER ] 154 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,593 [ RETRIVES A 'FAKE SÉANCE' BOX, GRUNTS as he HEFTS it onto TABLE ] 155 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:37,941 My Fake Séance kit. 156 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:40,781 Raise the dead for fun and profit! 157 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:44,273 [ OPENS UP KIT ] 158 00:05:44,898 --> 00:05:47,981 [ TAMBOURINE EMERGES, LEVITATING into AIR... ] 159 00:05:48,836 --> 00:05:51,101 Now all we have to do is find a dress that will fit you. 160 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:51,861 Me? 161 00:05:51,945 --> 00:05:53,515 I thought you were gonna be Great Aunt Esther. 162 00:05:54,118 --> 00:05:56,701 I would, darling, but you already have the mustache. 163 00:05:57,687 --> 00:05:58,898 [ GOMEZ and FESTER concedingly SHRUG/NOD ] 164 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:03,436 [ ADDAMS FAMILY sit AROUND TABLE with CRYSTAL BALL, GRANNY WEARING A BANDANA ] 165 00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:04,292 Everyone. 166 00:06:04,788 --> 00:06:06,261 Join hands. 167 00:06:06,523 --> 00:06:08,304 And close your eyes. 168 00:06:06,835 --> 00:06:08,429 [ THEY JOIN HANDS ] 169 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:10,141 I work, alone. 170 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:10,835 Sorry. 171 00:06:13,221 --> 00:06:15,381 And close your eyes. 172 00:06:15,406 --> 00:06:16,382 [ MORTICIA, PEEKING with ONE EYE OPEN ] 173 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:17,265 [ GOMEZ, doing the SAME ] 174 00:06:17,327 --> 00:06:19,541 Ohh, great spirits... 175 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,301 We seek one of your number. 176 00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:26,261 Please find Great Aunt Esther... 177 00:06:26,973 --> 00:06:29,473 And wake her from her slumber~! 178 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:30,734 [ TAMBOURINE SHAKES, THUNDER CRASHES ] 179 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:31,936 [ MORTICIA WINKS, GESTURES ] 180 00:06:31,984 --> 00:06:32,515 [ GOMEZ WINKS BACK, EXAGGERATEDLY ] 181 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:34,381 Esther Addams! 182 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,995 If you're here, 183 00:06:36,341 --> 00:06:39,461 make your presence crystal clear. 184 00:06:39,945 --> 00:06:41,781 [ FLASH OF SMOKE! ] 185 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,734 [ SOMEONE COUGHS ] 186 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,663 [ CONSPIRATORY GLANCE/NOD between FESTER and MORTICIA ] 187 00:06:45,809 --> 00:06:47,541 Oh, cows! [ GOMEZ, in COSTUME, WAVING SMOKE AWAY ] 188 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:51,541 Great Aunt Esther Addams from the Great Beyond! 189 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:53,781 Wuh -- ahh! [ FALLS OVER ] 190 00:06:53,806 --> 00:06:54,822 [ CRASHES into PLUMES of SMOKE ] 191 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:57,461 Thing. 192 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,371 What's going on here? 193 00:06:59,705 --> 00:07:01,031 [ THING 'SHRUGS', FLEES off TABLE ] 194 00:07:02,553 --> 00:07:03,141 So. 195 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,155 [ TO FESTER ] You thought I couldn't pull it off? 196 00:07:05,741 --> 00:07:07,461 We just thought you might need a little help. 197 00:07:07,486 --> 00:07:08,501 It would have worked, 198 00:07:08,715 --> 00:07:10,975 if Gomez hadn't broken the circle. 199 00:07:11,659 --> 00:07:13,141 [ MYSTERIOUS VOICE ] Actually, it did work. 200 00:07:12,747 --> 00:07:13,536 [ FAMILY SPINS AROUND ] 201 00:07:13,561 --> 00:07:15,228 [ CACKLING ] 202 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,056 [ GOMEZ, looking CONFUSED ] 203 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:20,028 [ JESTER's BODY APPEARS ] 204 00:07:20,187 --> 00:07:22,354 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ 205 00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:24,274 Oh... brother. 206 00:07:24,746 --> 00:07:25,566 Who's that? 207 00:07:26,272 --> 00:07:27,301 Mama's brother. 208 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:31,581 [ MAMA's BROTHER CACKLES ] 209 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:34,606 [ MORE CACKLING, POINTING ] 210 00:07:36,253 --> 00:07:39,312 [ MAD CACKLING ] 211 00:07:39,337 --> 00:07:40,526 [ GOMEZ, FESTER, and MAMA's BROTHER LAUGHING on COUCH together ] 212 00:07:40,551 --> 00:07:41,019 But then! 213 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,781 But then there was that time Amelia Earhart asked me for directions... ! 214 00:07:44,806 --> 00:07:47,370 [ RAUCOUS LAUGHTER ] 215 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:49,957 [ HUSHED, to MORTICIA ] I don't know why he still gets laughs, 216 00:07:49,981 --> 00:07:52,661 with the same, old material! 217 00:07:52,686 --> 00:07:56,303 [ TRIO of MEN still LAUGHING ] 218 00:07:56,383 --> 00:07:59,861 Oh, Uncle Jester, you were always the King of Practical Jokes! 219 00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:01,617 H-h-he did 'em all! 220 00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:02,417 Blackouts, 221 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,141 stock market crashes, 222 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,556 that whole Titanic-iceberg thing... ! [ SHRUGS in LAUGHTER ] 223 00:08:06,581 --> 00:08:07,957 [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ] 224 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,581 But my favorite one has to still be... 225 00:08:10,868 --> 00:08:12,381 The finger! 226 00:08:10,915 --> 00:08:12,341 The finger! 227 00:08:12,388 --> 00:08:13,765 [ LAUGHING ] 228 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,061 You've got to show that one to Morticia! 229 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,055 [ MORTICIA, WIDE-EYED ] 230 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,061 Go ahead, my dear. [ JESTER sticks out INDEX FINGER at her ] 231 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,341 Pull my finger. 232 00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:20,667 That's alright. [ POLITELY, ARMS CROSSED ] 233 00:08:20,691 --> 00:08:21,541 Let Fester do it. 234 00:08:22,181 --> 00:08:23,461 Ladies, first! [ FESTER gestures to MORTICIA ] 235 00:08:24,107 --> 00:08:25,561 [ JESTER stands up and EXTENDS FINGER again ] 236 00:08:25,998 --> 00:08:27,437 [ MORTICIA, RELUCTANTLY PULLS IT ] 237 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:28,351 [ JESTER's HEAD inflates like a BALLOON... ] 238 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:28,957 [ POP! ] 239 00:08:28,988 --> 00:08:31,390 [ BROTHERS CACKLE WILDLY, CONFETTI GOES EVERYWHERE ] 240 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,934 [ MORTICIA and GRANNY look UNIMPRESSED ] 241 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:38,346 [ JESTER's head REGROWS ] 242 00:08:38,371 --> 00:08:40,741 It's great to have a ghost around the house! 243 00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:43,568 It's a claaaaaassic! 244 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,421 [ CACKLES ] 245 00:08:47,752 --> 00:08:49,952 [ WEDNESDAY writing at DESK ] 246 00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:51,141 Wednesday. 247 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:53,581 I found something that might help you with your report. 248 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,421 Aunt Esther's old diary. [ MORTICIA hands her an old BOOK ] 249 00:08:56,007 --> 00:08:56,777 Too bad. 250 00:08:56,859 --> 00:08:58,901 I was looking forward to making it all up. 251 00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:02,061 [ READING from DIARY ] 'Monday, June 2nd, 1692.' 252 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:05,861 'They have discovered I'm a witch, and plan to prove it by tossing me into the lake.' 253 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:07,301 That's odd. 254 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,381 I thought Aunt Esther was burned at the stake? 255 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:11,225 [ TINY SPLASH! / EXPLOSION! from BOOK ] 256 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,272 [ BOOK DISAPPEARS from WEDNESDAY's hands, UNCLE JESTER appears BEHIND them in DUMBWAITER ] 257 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:13,101 Sorry! 258 00:09:13,271 --> 00:09:14,474 I couldn't resist. 259 00:09:14,627 --> 00:09:15,174 [ GIGGLES ] 260 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:16,981 It's a classic~! 261 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:19,221 [ CACKLES, CLOSES DOORS on HIMSELF ] 262 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,255 [ WEDNESDAY and MORTICIA SIGH and FROWN at EACH OTHER ] 263 00:09:24,861 --> 00:09:25,301 There! 264 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:27,564 That's the last Sidewinder missile, Pugsley. 265 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,535 That ought to do it. 266 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,941 Let's see how she flies, Uncle Fester. [ PULLS out REMOTE ANTENNA ] 267 00:09:31,349 --> 00:09:32,036 [ HITS BUTTON ] 268 00:09:32,143 --> 00:09:33,176 [ MINI PLANE TAKES OFF ] 269 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:41,376 [ PLANE FLYING, AVOIDING OBSTACLES... ] 270 00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:43,207 How do you expect it to crash, Pugsley, 271 00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:44,941 if you keep swerving all the time? 272 00:09:45,072 --> 00:09:45,908 But I'm not! 273 00:09:45,932 --> 00:09:48,539 She's not responding to the controls, Uncle Fester! 274 00:09:48,593 --> 00:09:50,188 Ahhhhh... ! [ PLANE HEADS TOWARDS THEM ] 275 00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:51,093 [ PLANE NARROWLY AVOIDS THEM ] 276 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,874 [ TURNS AROUND ] 277 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,094 Well, if you're not flying it, then who is? 278 00:09:58,226 --> 00:10:01,246 [ UNCLE FESTER in COCKPIT, FLYING and CACKLING MADLY ] 279 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:04,781 [ PUGSLEY and FESTER DUCK ] 280 00:10:04,882 --> 00:10:06,476 [ JESTER still FLYING MADLY ] 281 00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:08,028 Uncle Jester... ! 282 00:10:08,126 --> 00:10:11,661 Gimme my plane baaaaaaaack... ! 283 00:10:11,841 --> 00:10:15,661 I waited thirty years for this... ! 284 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:16,527 [ JESTER hits 'BOMB' button ] 285 00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:18,994 [ BOOM ! ] 286 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,233 [ EXPLOSION! of SMOKE and RUBBLE ] 287 00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:24,181 And that was worth the wait! 288 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,644 [ FESTER FAINTS on his FRONT ] 289 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:27,704 [ PUGSLEY FLOPS on top of HIM ] 290 00:10:31,002 --> 00:10:31,861 G'night, querida! 291 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:33,384 [ FARTING SOUND ] 292 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:34,341 Gomez! 293 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:35,622 'Scuse me. 294 00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:37,850 [ GETS INTO BED ] 295 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,250 [ FARTING SOUND from behind MORTICIA ] 296 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:40,850 [ RETRIEVES WHOOPIE CUSHION ] 297 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:43,781 I enjoy a good practical joke as much as the next person. 298 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,603 But I'm beginning to see why Mama got fed up with Uncle Jester. 299 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:49,353 I'll talk to her first thing in the morning about arranging an elaborate plan, 300 00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:50,946 to have him sent back to the hereafter. 301 00:10:51,181 --> 00:10:52,741 Thank you, darling. 302 00:10:53,463 --> 00:10:55,346 Unpleasant dreams... 303 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:54,912 [ THEY LEAN IN TO KISS... ] 304 00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,270 [ POOF! ...UNCLE JESTER suddenly APPEARS, receives MORTICIA's smooch ] 305 00:10:56,295 --> 00:10:57,679 Let the bedbox bite! 306 00:10:57,704 --> 00:10:59,037 [ CACKLES and RUNS OFF ] [ MORTICIA and GOMEZ look FLABBERGASTED ] 307 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:02,867 We couldn't get a nice headless horse... 308 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,545 [ SETTLES UNDER COVERS ] 309 00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:11,531 [ SUN EMERGES, ROOSTER CALLS ] 310 00:11:12,918 --> 00:11:13,964 [ JESTER, PEEKING around CORNER ] 311 00:11:16,387 --> 00:11:17,594 [ MORTICIA, FAST ASLEEP in BED ] 312 00:11:20,029 --> 00:11:22,221 The early ghost... catches the worm! 313 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,722 [ CACKLES ] 314 00:11:24,261 --> 00:11:26,801 [ SNEAKING UP ON MORTICIA ] 315 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,560 [ GHOST BODY dissolves INTO HERS ] 316 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,927 [ SITS UP, OPENS EYES ] 317 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:35,825 [ IN ANNOYING VOICE ] Now it's time for some real fun... ! 318 00:11:35,937 --> 00:11:37,291 [ JESTER CACKLES through MORTICIA's BODY ] 319 00:11:37,316 --> 00:11:39,008 [ LEAPS out of BED ] 320 00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:47,461 [ JESTER, posessing MORTICIA's body, STUMBLES down the STAIRS ] 321 00:11:44,396 --> 00:11:44,789 Ooh! 322 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:48,714 Geez. 323 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,614 How does she walk in this dress... ? 324 00:11:50,883 --> 00:11:51,934 ... Whoa! 325 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,773 [ TUMBLES DOWN STAIRS ] 326 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:55,394 [ GRUNTS ] 327 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,134 [ GETS UP ] 328 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,061 [ GOMEZ RUSHES into ROOM ] 329 00:12:03,086 --> 00:12:04,704 Ahhh, querida! 330 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,018 I thought I heard someone come crashing down the stairs. 331 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,621 [ WEIRD JESTER VOICE ] Ahh, Gomez, m'boy! 332 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:09,861 I mean... 333 00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,007 Darling~ 334 00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:13,785 You're just the man I've been looking for. 335 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,865 Say no more. I've already spoken with Mama. 336 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:18,621 We're going to have another séance tonight, to exorcise Jester. 337 00:12:19,381 --> 00:12:21,701 Actually, I've been thinking about that. 338 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,941 Perhaps I was a little hasty. 339 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:24,901 I mean... 340 00:12:24,997 --> 00:12:26,864 Jester does have a certain... 341 00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,193 ... je ne sais quoi. [ WINKS JAUNTILY ] 342 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:28,581 [ GASPS ] 343 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:29,650 Tish! ... That's French. 344 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:30,291 [ KISSES up and down HER ARM ] 345 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,701 Hey, what's with the kissin', buddy!? 346 00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:32,861 I mean... 347 00:12:33,575 --> 00:12:34,735 [ AFFECTED, NORMAL VOICE ] Not now, dear. 348 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,581 I want you to go find Uncle Jester, 349 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,157 and invite him to stay 350 00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:41,268 as long as he'd like. 351 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:44,101 Well, it makes you unhappy, querida. [ SHRUGS SHOULDERS ] 352 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:49,603 [ GOLD SHIMMER as JESTER LEAVES her BODY ] 353 00:12:49,628 --> 00:12:50,639 [ MORTICIA, UNCONSCIOUS, but STANDING UPRIGHT ] 354 00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:51,781 Thank you, my dear. 355 00:12:52,381 --> 00:12:56,076 Now I must go accept your husband's gracious invitation, 356 00:12:56,101 --> 00:12:57,975 to invite me to stay here. 357 00:12:58,586 --> 00:12:59,301 Forever! 358 00:12:59,503 --> 00:13:01,516 [ CACKLES MADLY ] 359 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:05,522 We're going to need everyone at the séance tonight. 360 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,381 I'll be there. 361 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:09,076 You know, it's funny the first four hundred times, 362 00:13:09,101 --> 00:13:12,021 but if I have to pull Uncle Jester's finger one more... 363 00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:13,512 [ MORTICIA, STILL STANDING UPRIGHT with EYES CLOSED ] 364 00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:14,781 ... Morticia? 365 00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:15,840 [ SUDDENLY AWAKES ] 366 00:13:15,865 --> 00:13:16,845 Oh, dear. 367 00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:18,497 [ GRANNY and FESTER look at each other CONFUSEDLY ] 368 00:13:19,661 --> 00:13:21,141 I had the strangest dream... 369 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,141 What am I doing down here? 370 00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:24,941 [ GOMEZ COMES BACK IN ] Mission accomplished, querida! 371 00:13:25,273 --> 00:13:26,021 What mission? 372 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,523 I invited Uncle Jester to stay just like you asked. 373 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:30,421 I never asked you to do that. 374 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:32,621 No one would ask you to do that. 375 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,484 [ CACKLING LAUGHTER from AFAR... ] 376 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:35,661 [ FAMILY LOOKS UP ] 377 00:13:36,052 --> 00:13:37,379 [ MORTICIA and GOMEZ SHARE a KNOWING LOOK ] 378 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,072 You...!? 379 00:13:38,096 --> 00:13:40,861 Invited a ghost to stay in your home? 380 00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:44,300 Now, not even the séance will get rid of him! 381 00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:46,359 Thanks a lot, Gomez! 382 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:48,701 There must be someone who can help... ? 383 00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:51,661 We need someone who specializes in ghost removal! 384 00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,261 But who ya gonna call? 385 00:13:55,941 --> 00:13:57,341 Ghosthunters. 386 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:59,723 [ LURCH, HOLDING UP TWO INDIVIDUALS ] 387 00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:00,501 Ahh! 388 00:14:00,891 --> 00:14:02,600 A pair of parapsychologists. 389 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,176 Thank you for coming over so quickly. 390 00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:05,461 I'm Gomez Addams. 391 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,160 This is my fascinating brother, Fester. 392 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,661 My lovely wife, Morticia. 393 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,199 Well, I'm. I'm Lloyd Barker. 394 00:14:10,489 --> 00:14:11,541 This is my wife, Julie. 395 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:13,345 [ JULIE lightly SMACKS his ARM ] 396 00:14:13,866 --> 00:14:15,261 ... Who is also very lovely. 397 00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:17,741 I see you have a lot of experience with this sort of thing. 398 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,501 Well, we have been on Oprah. 399 00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:21,821 Oh! Be careful with that. That's my plasma gun. 400 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:23,219 Oooh. [FESTER holding GUN ] 401 00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:24,141 What does it do? 402 00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:27,021 It drops a ghost within the confines, of the energy field. 403 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,658 [ MORTICIA and GOMEZ look RIVETTED ] 404 00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:29,381 Directly. 405 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,781 And normally we're not so... inhospitable. 406 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:34,581 But this particular spirit can be rather annoying. 407 00:14:34,986 --> 00:14:36,061 Don't worry about a thing. 408 00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:38,257 Your ghost is toast. 409 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,314 Your ghost is toast. 410 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,021 Ohhh~ Perfect place for a hunting. 411 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,501 We try to make it homely. 412 00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:49,381 Well, 413 00:14:50,243 --> 00:14:51,501 this is where he likes to hang out. 414 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,301 Great. 415 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:52,991 So, 416 00:14:53,104 --> 00:14:55,438 what usually turns the aberration, or is there a 417 00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,404 regular... time, or... pattern? 418 00:14:58,746 --> 00:15:00,604 Well, he's not very punctual, 419 00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:02,141 but he never misses X-Files. 420 00:15:02,306 --> 00:15:04,941 And there are certain things he simply can't resist! 421 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,741 Here, hold this. [ HANDS him BOWL of WHITE CREAM ] 422 00:15:06,796 --> 00:15:08,716 [ QUICKLY RUNS AWAY ] 423 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,382 [ HIDES BEHIND MORTICIA, CLUTCHING HER ] 424 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:14,358 [ HANDS HOLDING PIE PLATE, QUIVERING... ] 425 00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:15,032 [ SMOOSHES PIE PLATE in his own FACE ] 426 00:15:16,589 --> 00:15:17,261 Julie! 427 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:17,690 What? 428 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,710 Did you see that? 429 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,606 An outside force pushed that pie right into my face! 430 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,821 Did you get it on tape? 431 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,701 You know that's a wizened, old trick! 432 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,421 It wasn't me this time. 433 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:27,321 [ WHISPERS ] I swear. 434 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,061 He's right. 435 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,228 I did it! 436 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,141 [ UNCLE JESTER appears CACKLING ] 437 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,261 Lloyd? 438 00:15:33,285 --> 00:15:33,660 Julie? 439 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:35,565 I'd like to have you meet old Uncle Jester, 440 00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:36,381 our ghost. 441 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,743 [ DOES A FANCY BOW ] 442 00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:39,421 Oh, that's no ghost. 443 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,541 That's just some guy in a goofy costume. 444 00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:43,221 What is this? Some kind of a joke? 445 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,101 Well, I should think that was obvious. 446 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,221 I couldn't resist the ol' "Pie in the Face"! 447 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,819 It's a classic! 448 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:49,979 [ CACKLES ] 449 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,861 Mr and Mrs Addams, we didn't come here to waste our time. 450 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,301 We have better things to do than be the butt of your pranks. 451 00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:55,955 [ SCOFFS ] 452 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:59,061 We're the creative consultants on the new Casper movie. 453 00:15:59,398 --> 00:16:00,578 Please, don't go. 454 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,627 Stay a while, and, uh... look around. 455 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:04,673 [ TURNS HEAD to the SIDE ] 456 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:08,459 [ HEAD SPINS like a TWISTER, OVER and OVER and OVER... ] 457 00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:09,699 Boo! 458 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:10,852 [ LLOYD and JULIE SCREAM ] 459 00:16:10,877 --> 00:16:12,485 [ RUN AWAY ] 460 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:15,240 [ JESTER CACKLING and POINTING ] 461 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:16,535 [ GOMEZ and MORTICIA, looking UNIMPRESSED ] 462 00:16:16,661 --> 00:16:19,061 You'd think they'd never seen a ghost before! 463 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:20,429 [ SHAKES HEAD ] 464 00:16:21,703 --> 00:16:23,483 [ MODEL TRAIN CHUGGING ALONG... ] 465 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,421 You're right, Gomez. This is relaxing. 466 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,581 There's nothing like a good explosion to help clear the mind! 467 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:30,781 Say nothing of their own. 468 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,180 [ HITS DETONATOR ] 469 00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:36,272 [ SILLY STRING shot out of BUTTON at GOMEZ's FACE ] 470 00:16:36,338 --> 00:16:37,385 [ TISH LOOKS UNIMPRESSED ] 471 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,381 Darn that Jester! 472 00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:43,790 I can see it isn't going to be easy getting used to having a ghost around the house. 473 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,061 Maybe we won't have to. 474 00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:47,068 I... 475 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,236 [ BRANDISHES WEAPON ] 476 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:49,301 ... have a plan. 477 00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:50,461 Oo-ooh. 478 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:55,181 [ GROUP HUDDLE, WHISPERING amongst THEMSELVES ] 479 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,461 Ahhhh, querida! 480 00:16:58,591 --> 00:17:01,171 There's nothing like a quiet, moonlit stroll... 481 00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:02,004 Yes. 482 00:17:02,077 --> 00:17:04,450 I do hope Uncle Jester doesn't bother us. 483 00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:04,797 [ AFFECTED GASP ] 484 00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,122 Look, Gomez! 485 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,181 Your shoes are untied! 486 00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:11,701 How unfortunate it would be, if someone were to tie them together... ? 487 00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,792 [ THEY WAIT a BEAT... ] 488 00:17:13,817 --> 00:17:15,021 [ THEY FROWN in DISAPPOINTMENT ] 489 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:17,501 Tish, 490 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:19,897 is that a rubber chicken? [ POINTS at RUBBER CHICKEN on GRAVESTONE ] 491 00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:21,261 Yes! 492 00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:22,994 [ THEY WAIT A BEAT... ] 493 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,698 [ DISAPPOINTED AGAIN ] 494 00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,966 Gomez, look! 495 00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,389 A seltzer bomb... ! [ KNOWING LOOK ] 496 00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:32,205 [ GOMEZ NODS, UNSURPRISED ] 497 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,512 [ SHOCKED LOOK on FACES, as BOTTLE starts LEVITATING... ! ] 498 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,479 [ MORTICIA LOOKS AMUSED ] 499 00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:39,243 [ SELTZER SPRAYED into GOMEZ's FACE ] 500 00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:40,803 [ MORTICIA looks SHOCKED ] 501 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,653 [ JESTER SPRAYING GOMEZ ] 502 00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:47,576 Sorry, my boy, I couldn't resist! 503 00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:48,420 [ CACKLES ] 504 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,448 I know, I know. 505 00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,861 [ IMITATES JESTER's VOICE ] "It's a classic~!" 506 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,301 So's the trap. 507 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:54,581 What trap? 508 00:17:54,869 --> 00:17:55,251 [ FESTER APPEARS, with SPRAY NOZZLE ] 509 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,216 This trap! 510 00:17:56,396 --> 00:17:59,313 [ LASER BEAM forms COCCOON around JESTER ] Wh' y'r wh -- !? 511 00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:01,301 Don't even try. 512 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:03,741 It's an impenetrable force field. [ PATS LASER GUN FONDLY ] 513 00:18:03,929 --> 00:18:07,501 We're not letting you out until you promise to go haunt someone else, and never return. 514 00:18:08,143 --> 00:18:09,221 Isn't that a bit drastic? 515 00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:11,341 Couldn't he at least come back for the holidays? 516 00:18:12,129 --> 00:18:13,069 [ JESTER makes PRAYER HANDS gesture ] 517 00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:14,285 Well, alright. 518 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,501 For April Fool's Day. 519 00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:16,461 Really? 520 00:18:16,857 --> 00:18:17,381 No! 521 00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:18,695 April Fool's! [ SMILES ] 522 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,387 Ha! 523 00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:22,395 [ VOICE WARPED inside BUBBLE ] You hang onto her, Gomez! She's some lady. 524 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,581 That's no lady! 525 00:18:25,581 --> 00:18:26,541 That's my wife. 526 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,117 ... ? 527 00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:33,274 Thanks for bringing me back, sis. 528 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:34,981 It was an accident. 529 00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:35,364 [ SHRUG ] 530 00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:35,784 [ GRANNY LAUGHS ] 531 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,804 [ THEY BOTH LAUGH and HUG ] 532 00:18:38,956 --> 00:18:41,610 Wednesday, I'm sorry for ruining your research seance. 533 00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:42,661 That's alright. 534 00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,661 I decided to pick Father as my most influential relative. 535 00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:46,821 He's not a witch, 536 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,256 [ GOMEZ places ARM on her SHOULDER ] 537 00:18:47,321 --> 00:18:49,027 but at least my report will be short. 538 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,861 Wednesday, I'm touched! 539 00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:51,631 ... ? 540 00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:52,981 Let me start at the beginning. 541 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,941 I was born in a cold... [ TRAILS OFF... ] 542 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,381 I want you to have this. 543 00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,739 [ PRETENDS to VOMIT into his HAND ] 544 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:03,676 Wow, Uncle Jester, your plastic vomit! 545 00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:04,434 Thanks. 546 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,987 I'll treasure it always. 547 00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:08,381 Well! 548 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,208 I'm off. 549 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:11,381 Places to haunt. People to scare! 550 00:19:11,406 --> 00:19:12,569 [ WAVES and TURNS to LEAVE ] 551 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:14,295 [ HOPS up STAIRCASE ] 552 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,058 [ TURNS and WAVES, FAMILY waves BACK ] 553 00:19:14,751 --> 00:19:16,341 See you in the afterlife. 554 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,018 [ LURCH GRUNTS, holding a BAG ] 555 00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,113 [ CACKLES and DISAPPEARS into WALL ] 556 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,821 Oh, no! 557 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,295 He forgot his luggage! 558 00:19:23,374 --> 00:19:25,847 [ FESTER GRUNTING as HE LUGS bag UP the STAIRS ] 559 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,141 I'll bring it to him... ! 560 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,491 [ WALKS HEADFIRST into DOOR ] 561 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,021 Jester's a ghost. 562 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:33,781 Why would he need luggage? 563 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,112 [ FESTER holds up BAG to FACE ] 564 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,850 [ BOMB TICKING SOUND... ! ] 565 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,901 [ BOOM! ] 566 00:19:40,436 --> 00:19:42,836 He certainly left us holding the bag. 567 00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:46,344 [ FAINTS, CRASHES to FLOOR ] 568 00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:50,136 It's a claaaaaaaassic... ! 569 00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:51,347 [ CACKLES ] 570 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:59,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 571 00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:04,261 [ GOMEZ and MORTICIA, DANCING together in GRAVEYARD ] 572 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:05,141 Gomez. 573 00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:07,998 Do you think we did the right thing, sending your Uncle Jester away? 574 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,955 It's a big world out there, querida. 575 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,221 Someone has to haunt it. 576 00:20:11,721 --> 00:20:13,923 [ RADIO ] 'We interrupt this broadcast with important news.' 577 00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:16,697 'In what appears to be the largest practical joke ever, 578 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:20,295 Mount Rushmore was defaced last night with four enormous cream pies.' 579 00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:21,581 'Now back to our program.' 580 00:20:21,941 --> 00:20:24,461 ... The world's biggest practical joke. 581 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:26,381 Good old Uncle Jester. 582 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:27,741 This calls for a toast! 583 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:28,741 I'll ring Lurch. 584 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:31,233 [ PULLS GONG ROPE LEVER ] 585 00:20:31,258 --> 00:20:33,052 [ DRENCHED in WATER from BUCKET overhead ] 586 00:20:33,077 --> 00:20:34,058 [ BUCKET smacks HEAD ] 587 00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:35,277 [ LETS GO ] 588 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,270 [ STUMBLES towards MORTICIA, LURCH ENTERS room BEHIND THEM ] 589 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,421 "It's a classic!" 590 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,365 "It's a classic!" 591 00:20:42,948 --> 00:20:45,881 Awooo... ! 592 00:20:46,305 --> 00:21:46,588