"Too Much" Enough, Actually

1 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:09,499 {\an8}-[Jess] <i>I feel I don't even know you!</i> -[Felix] <i>I don't like these people either.</i> 2 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,915 {\an8}[Jess] <i>They fucking hate you!</i> 3 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:15,166 {\an8}-[crowd cheering] -[intense dance music thumping] 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:23,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 5 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:41,000 [music peaks, fades] 6 00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:44,040 [grunts] 7 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,790 Hey. <i>Bonjour.</i> 8 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:48,125 Your room service, <i>monsieur.</i> 9 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:52,707 The customer care at this hotel is extremely, extremely personal. 10 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:57,832 It's the concierge's goal to bring ultimate pleasure to our gold-star guest. 11 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,040 Sorry. [chuckles] 12 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:02,832 I think that my concierge persona is getting mixed up 13 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:06,124 with, like, my Hertz auto phone operator persona. 14 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,291 But lucky for you, both of them are sluts. 15 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,999 [Felix] Um, hello. Good morning. 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,582 [grunts] Okay, I'm getting off ya. 17 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,457 [inhales sharply] It's like noon. 18 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,915 Do you wanna wake up? 'Cause you have soccer. 19 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:21,290 [Felix] Fuck. [coughs] 20 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,040 -Football. -[Jess] Are you sick? 21 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:27,125 [Felix] Oh my God, why is that so green? Looks like dinosaur food. 22 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,540 -Dinosaur food? -[groans loudly] 23 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:31,958 How do <i>you</i> know about dinosaur food? 24 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,041 None of us do. 25 00:01:34,541 --> 00:01:36,708 None of us know what they eat. 26 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,500 [Felix sighs] 27 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:45,375 Hey. 28 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,750 [Felix] Morning. Hi. 29 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:51,041 -Are you okay? -[Felix] Yeah, I just woke up. 30 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,999 I'm not always gonna be super chipper first thing in the... whatever. 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,082 -Afternoon? It's like really late. -[sighs] 32 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,833 You know? Um... 33 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,665 I guess I just... I don't know. 34 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:05,915 I feel like you've been kind of strange ever since the wedding. 35 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:09,124 -Like, I know we had our fight. It... -It wasn't a fight. 36 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,624 [Jess] Well, we yelled. 37 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:11,875 Uh... 38 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:14,750 Well, <i>you</i> yelled. Doesn't mean I yelled. 39 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,165 [groans] 40 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:21,249 I guess I just feel like you're really far away right now. 41 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,624 I feel like I'm talking to you through, like, the bulletproof glass 42 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,832 in customs after, like, an international flight, 43 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:33,082 and you're jet-lagged, and I'm sitting here being like, 44 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,749 "Is he who he says he is?" 45 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,583 Fucking hell, that's a bit dramatic, don't you think? 46 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,540 Where's my socks? 47 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:40,750 Oh, there they are. 48 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,291 Thank you for this. 49 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:47,708 [sighs] See you after footy, 'kay? 50 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,457 [Jess, brightly] 'Kay, have fun. 51 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,750 Love you. 52 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:54,083 Cutie. 53 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,749 [Jess] <i>The thing about old habits, Wendy, is they die hard.</i> 54 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,332 <i>Just when you think you're free, something happens,</i> 55 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,583 <i>and you're right back where you started.</i> 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,291 [quietly] What? 57 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,499 What the fuck?! 58 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,999 -[intense music playing] -[huffs] 59 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,665 Wendy Jones, I'm sick of the bullshit, okay? 60 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,165 You wanna walk around in little knit booty shorts 61 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,624 and have a female lizard named Beavis? Go for it. 62 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,374 You want to have the most pert butt in the Northern Hemisphere? 63 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,332 Knock yourself out. 64 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,540 You want to get engaged to <i>my</i> ex-boyfriend 65 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:28,290 seven minutes after I had what was probably his abortion?! 66 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,540 Be my guest! 67 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,457 But the one thing I will not stand for 68 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:36,207 is you wearing my mother's ironic Nixon T-shirt! 69 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,624 Zev Goldstein, you stole my shirt, and you gave it to your new bitch, 70 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,499 and that's not okay, fucker! 71 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,415 I wanna say, "Kiss the width of my ass!" 72 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:47,790 <i>♪ Kiss my ass, I'm fuckin' petulant ♪</i> 73 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:49,499 [Jess murmurs] 74 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,707 -[song ends] -<i>♪ Boom! ♪</i> 75 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,916 Shout for her. Leo, shout for her! 76 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,250 Quickly! 77 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,957 -Oh fuck. -Yes! Yes! 78 00:03:57,958 --> 00:03:59,333 [whistle blows] 79 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:02,332 -[Felix grunts] -[whistle blows] 80 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:03,915 -[Auggie] Ref! -Nothing above the head. 81 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:06,249 That's not my head. That's my fucking shoulder, mate. 82 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,707 -[ref] Just chill out, dude. -Pint of cunt. 83 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,540 [ref] It doesn't hurt me. 84 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,791 It's beautiful. [kisses] 85 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,125 [Felix] Okay, yeah, line. 86 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:18,333 Fuck's sake! [grunts] 87 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,624 We going round yours, then? 88 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,790 Thought you didn't want to come round mine. 89 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:25,500 I guess I just can't quit you, mate. 90 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,415 Well, all right, but we're in the final stages 91 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,415 of prep for the protest on Friday, 92 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:33,207 so... you'll wield a Sharpie. 93 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,790 There's a joke in there somewhere about 94 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,707 how a Sharpie is the only thing you <i>can</i> wield 95 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:37,999 'cause your cock doesn't work, 96 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,124 but I can't think of it 'cause I'm too fucked. 97 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,916 -[sniffles] -No, I... I think you thought of it. 98 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,624 [Jess] Do you think that they're really dating? 99 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,707 They're, like, fucking. 100 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,207 I hear her on the phone with him, 101 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:52,582 and she's like, "Dane! Oh, Dane, my steed." 102 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:56,957 <i>Like, he picks her up in a convertible with, like, his ponytail all loose.</i> 103 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:59,790 That's sending a chill down my spine. I hate that. 104 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:02,207 I mean, good for mom that she's able to find, you know, 105 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:06,165 a man that she's actually attracted to at her advanced age. 106 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:09,082 My college friend, she tried to set me up with this guy. 107 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:13,124 She's like, "Oh, you have to meet him. He's so sweet. He's a businessman." 108 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,957 "He would love to be a stepfather." 109 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,415 -I plug his name into the Google machine. <i>-Mm.</i> 110 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:19,207 What I get is an article that says, 111 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:23,374 "I knew I had to lose 500 pounds when I couldn't see my own penis." 112 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:27,624 I'm not saying that I'm a picnic, but, like, is this what I deserve? 113 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,415 Is this who people think I'm meant to be with? 114 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:35,290 Meanwhile, my... uh, ex-husband is getting laid left, right, and center. 115 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,082 There's gonna be someone for you. 116 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,874 You know, if you want there to be, there is. 117 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,000 [quietly] Yeah. 118 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,625 -[cell phone chimes] -[Astrid whines] 119 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:48,957 [Jess sighs] 120 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:53,290 You know, maybe we're just, um, not meant to be in a relationship. 121 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:55,457 You know, genetically, you and me. 122 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,457 [playfully] Maybe only our mom is. 123 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,457 -Cool. That'd be really cool. -[Jess laughs] 124 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:02,124 [Jameson] Hey! I'm just droppin' Dash's backpack. 125 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:05,249 He's at Theo's, and I can't explain why it's dripping wet. 126 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,708 -You'll just... you'll have to analyze that. -Okay. I have to call you back, binch. 127 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,500 Uh, just... just a moment! 128 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,540 -[sighs] -[knocking] 129 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,582 [Nora] Just a moment, I said, okay? 130 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,582 [Jameson] I real... I just wanna... I'll be very fast. 131 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,958 [Nora] Just a second. I just... Uh... 132 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,458 [under breath] Okay. 133 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,290 -Look, I've seen your breasts. -Doesn't fit. 134 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:28,665 -If that's what you're worried about. -Yeah, no, I know. 135 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:31,707 But they've, uh, changed since the last time 136 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,582 that you... got wind of them, so... 137 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,540 -[Jameson] Okay, well, you've... -I just... 138 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:39,374 [Jameson] Hey, you've always been a fan of human rights. And, uh... 139 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:43,249 I'm still a human, so I've got a right to see your... breasts. 140 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,999 Know what? Fuck it. Come in. Whatever you have to say, you can say. 141 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,458 I just wanted to be, um... 142 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:53,000 -You're putting on makeup? -Yeah, I have an... event tonight. 143 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:56,415 Okay. Well, I... I don't want to keep you. 144 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,957 I just wanted to say thank you for pickin' up Dash at Theo's. 145 00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:00,665 It probably makes the most sense 146 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:04,832 since you're taking him to the Liberty Science Museum tomorrow. 147 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,624 Yeah, I'm not just taking him to the Liberty Science Museum. 148 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:10,249 I'm actually escorting an entire class of eighth graders 149 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,957 to the Liberty Science <i>Center</i>. 150 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,957 -Sorry. -So I can be a supportive parent. 151 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,415 And a healthy part of the New York City public school system. 152 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:17,832 Yeah, no, I... Sorry. 153 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:21,291 That totally makes sense. Well... thank you. 154 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,874 Do you have time for a coffee? Would you want... 155 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,082 I could make a... I could just make a quick... 156 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,790 No. No. 157 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:33,082 Okay, well, sorry. Well, have fun... Sorry. Have fun at your event. 158 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:36,540 Is this... um, are they people that I know? Is this... 159 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,582 -Nope. New people. -Oh. New people? 160 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:44,665 Yeah, just different couples, single people, Americans, foreign people. 161 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:46,290 Just a whole bunch. 162 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,749 -Big new event. -That's fun. 163 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,999 That sounds great. 164 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,832 Good for you for... just... makin' new friends. 165 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:57,165 Is that... Do you mind if I just really... 166 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,332 -Because if you're... -Yeah, I didn't blend yet. 167 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:03,790 No, I know, but it looks like you've got... It's in your hair a little bit too. 168 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:06,665 -I know you're going to blend it. -TikTok trick. 169 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:09,208 It's, but you know, it's kind of... 170 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,124 -Get off of me! Get off of me. -What? Sorry. 171 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,207 -No, but you looked at me like... -I did not look. 172 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,582 You're trying to blend my makeup like I'm a baby. I can blend my own. 173 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:22,540 You did kiss eyes, so then I want to kiss you 'cause you made the eye. 174 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:25,874 That's like saying a woman walked down the street with her skirt too short. 175 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:29,915 That's not! I didn't say you had blow job eyes. I said you had kiss eyes. 176 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,207 Not even in the least. 177 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:35,290 Okay, sorry. That's on me, then. I apologize. 178 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,582 -It's on you. -Okay, have a good... All right. 179 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,957 -No, have a... Good luck with the event. -Jameson? 180 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:44,457 -What if we just fucked super fast? -Oh my God. No! 181 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,541 [distant, indistinct shouting] 182 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,499 -[banging] -Cunt! 183 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,333 Enough! Enough of that fucking word! 184 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,582 Yeah, we're celebrating Christmas, 185 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,874 but at the same time, the world is burning up, you know? 186 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,374 -Right as we speak. -Mm. 187 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:07,832 The sun is literally... burning us alive. 188 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,374 Every single one of us, you know? Drugs are dividing the nation. 189 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,249 So the tag line is, yeah, "Lose your bells and whistles," 190 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,457 but it's also, "Lose the fucking bullshit." 191 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,083 This is an apocalypse. 192 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,083 Um... 193 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:21,832 Uh... 194 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,749 So do you want to make movies? 195 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,832 Uh, movies are dead at the minute, 196 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:29,415 but maybe they go back to being good, yeah. 197 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:30,749 -Is that your phone? -Yeah. 198 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,790 -Look at it. Is this your phone? -Yeah. 199 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,040 Oh my God. It's so tiny. It... 200 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,874 It's like a wee playing card, isn't it? [chuckles] 201 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,374 Yeah. I can't really afford a better one at the minute, but... 202 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,540 -It's okay. Santa's comin'. -[chuckles nervously] 203 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,249 [chuckles] Ho ho ho. You better watch out. 204 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,249 [woman chuckles] 205 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,832 [under breath] Yeah. 206 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:49,624 I always say to my, um... 207 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,707 [clicks tongue] 208 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,666 ...my colleagues, my younger... my younger, uh... 209 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,249 storytelling, film making colleagues. 210 00:09:56,250 --> 00:10:00,124 I always say that you've got to make a story that only you can tell, you know? 211 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,332 -Do you want me to take that back? -Oh! 212 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,874 -You've got a message. Who's Darren? -Uh... 213 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,540 I'm not readin' it. It's from... from Darren. 214 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:10,040 -I can answer that. Hi, Jess. -Okay. That's weird. 215 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:13,165 -Hi, Gayle. Nice tennis shoes. -Hi. Thanks. They're new. 216 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,582 I knew it. I know a shopaholic when I see one. 217 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,457 [Jim and Jess laugh] 218 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,374 Um, Jim. 219 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,415 Do you wanna go over the shot list? I want to make sure we break for lunch. 220 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:26,750 "Do you wanna go over the shot list? I want to make sure we break for lunch." 221 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,624 -Uh, are you talk... -[splutters] "Are you talk"... 222 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,040 Okay, do you wanna check in with the clients? 223 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:36,749 "Do you want to check in really quick with the... with the clients?" 224 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,290 -Okay, I will. -"Okay, I will." 225 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,708 -I can help. -[Jess] Right. 226 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,540 Are you copying me? 227 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,666 [scornfully] Are you, uh, getting on with your job? 228 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,040 Okay, I'm gonna, um, just go check... I'll be back. 229 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,874 All right. Do you want to order some breakfast burritos with me? 230 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,124 -It's a bit late for breakfast. -'Cause I'm amazing at ordering burritos. 231 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,707 -Oh, good. -Want to get some? 232 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:00,124 -I need to head this way. Head out. -I'll go with you. 233 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,457 -Yeah? -Yeah. 234 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,000 [rock rendition of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" playing] 235 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,791 <i>♪ Have yourself A merry little Christmas... ♪</i> 236 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,040 Jess! 237 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,125 [speaking indistinctly] 238 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,207 Hi. We're just settin' up for the first shot. 239 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,999 Um, how are you guys? 240 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,374 Honestly, we're just so thrilled to be out of the office. Field day. [chuckles] 241 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,749 Yeah. We want to keep out of the way, let you do what you do best. 242 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,999 And by the way, it's not exactly the concept that Jim pitched us. 243 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,707 We love taking chances, don't we? 244 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:37,749 But, um, do we feel like 100% on the whole apocalypse thing? 245 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,749 -I assumed it was all approved. -[man] Well... 246 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,540 But, uh, yeah, I can go... Do you want me to talk to Jonno? 247 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:45,749 -Yes, I think so. -Yeah, maybe that's a good idea, I think. 248 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,249 Hey, Jessiana. 249 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,707 Uh, so I know this isn't, like, medically speaking, my job. 250 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:53,082 But seeing as I love to insert myself where I'm not needed. 251 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,165 [Jess] Oh my God. 252 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:57,415 [Boss] I overheard one of the makeup girlies talking in the trailer. 253 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,165 She says Rita Ora hates her look. 254 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,749 Um, so, obviously that's a huge yikes for us. Whoa, gay elves. 255 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,540 That's a little much, even for me. 256 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,832 So, we really need to sort that. She's in her trailer, depresso right now 257 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,832 'cause he feels overtly sexualized in a way that "borders on abuse." 258 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,915 -Did she say "abuse"? That word? -No, that's, like, my word. 259 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,540 But I feel like I really get her. 260 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:18,540 She feels like she can't say it, right? 'Cause she'll be labeled a diva. 261 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:21,332 -She'll lose work. That still happens. -She might say it. 262 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,707 Did I tell you, by the way, 263 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,124 I spent the most amazing, semi-sensual night in bed 264 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,249 with our locations person? 265 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,165 [Jess chuckles] 266 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,832 It was incredible, but what am I doing? Locations! 267 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:34,249 So if we sneak off to check on a permit or whatever, it's probably for sex. 268 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,082 Um, gay sex with me, Boss. 269 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,124 If you have a moment, I would love to just briefly trauma dump on you 270 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,374 about how my early sexual experiences are really affecting my ability 271 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,582 to be fully present in this dynamic, you know? 272 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,874 Yeah, I totally get it. I mean, join the fucking club. 273 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,374 [chuckles] I'm the president. Have you seen Jonno? 274 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:53,290 [Boss] No, although I've mainly been looking downwards towards my phone. 275 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,291 Oh, Kim! 276 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,124 -Ah... -[coughs] Guys! 277 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:01,290 Hey, um, can you let Jonno know I'm gonna head home? 278 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,332 -Uh, where is he? -I don't want to talk about it. 279 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,790 You don't want to talk about where he is or why you're going home? 280 00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,583 You can't go home. This is your job. 281 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,625 Kim? 282 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,249 -[indistinct chatter] -[Jess] Hi. Hi? 283 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,415 Talk to me, girlfriend. Come on! [chuckles] 284 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,583 We had sex. 285 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,415 It was more than sex. 286 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:22,000 We had sex, and she hasn't reached out since. 287 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,165 She hasn't followed me back on IG. 288 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:28,999 -That's crazy. I love your Instagram. -I have a size able following. 289 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,207 She's being selfish. 290 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,082 I feel like she sees me as a desperate piece 291 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,915 of old hag shoe leather. 292 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,749 You think she sees you that way? 293 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,415 Maybe it's because I don't know how to handle a clit. 294 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,040 I can't believe you're saying this. 295 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:45,374 You are the most cool, smart, hauntingly beautiful person I've ever met. 296 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,540 If you don't know how to handle a clit, I don't know who would. 297 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,833 I just feel like you're so, just... 298 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,332 I need to call Jonno for just a second, okay? 299 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,332 And then I'm gonna give you lots more compliments. 300 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,124 -I mean, I wish I was gay. -[phone chiming] 301 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,499 With... with you. I wish we were gay together. 302 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,540 [notification alerts continue chiming] 303 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,166 <i>Passion cannot be extinguished.</i> 304 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,625 [gasps] 305 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,457 Oh my God. 306 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,040 No, no, no, no, no. 307 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,999 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 308 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,165 <i>Yo.</i> 309 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,165 <i>The fire of my passion cannot be extinguished.</i> 310 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,207 <i>It's coming. It's coming. She's on fire.</i> 311 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,540 -[Jess gasps, screams] -[laughs] 312 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,874 <i>-No way, dude. -The fire of my passion...</i> 313 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,499 <i>Why do I love her? I love her.</i> 314 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,165 <i>She's crazy, and I'm here for it.</i> 315 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,249 <i>Like, she lit herself on fire?</i> 316 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,915 <i>Damn, I would have lit myself on fire too. Maybe I have.</i> 317 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,499 {\an8}<i>Something about that girl,</i> 318 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,290 {\an8}<i>I don't know if it was her voice or... or her... her face in general,</i> 319 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,790 {\an8}<i>um, uh, or the fact that she was, like, literally on fire,</i> 320 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:44,207 {\an8}<i>but something annoyed me about her.</i> 321 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,957 <i>Tagging someone in a hateful way when you don't even know them!</i> 322 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,999 [Jess gasps, screams] 323 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,999 <i>Isn't it crazy what us girls do for love?</i> 324 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,624 [Jess gasps, screams] 325 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,249 [overlapping voices] 326 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,165 {\an8}<i>All right, guys, we have to talk about this new fire girly.</i> 327 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,082 {\an8}<i>Because she is taking Internet stalking to a new level,</i> 328 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,207 {\an8}<i>and I'm kind of here for it.</i> 329 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,624 {\an8}<i>She has been talking to her ex's new girlfriend</i> 330 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,749 {\an8}<i>every day for an entire year,</i> 331 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:14,874 {\an8}<i>crying, warning, raging, unhinged, but relatable.</i> 332 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,874 They're public. No. They're all public. 333 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,332 <i>I'm sick and want to throw up.</i> 334 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,499 <i>Dear Wendy Jones.</i> 335 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,749 <i>Here's the thing, Wendy.</i> 336 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,165 <i>There comes a moment, Wendy,</i> 337 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,082 <i>when you can squash your intuition or you can listen to it.</i> 338 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:31,082 <i>Wendy, some days my mind just loops over and over as I think about</i> 339 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,999 <i>the fact that if we hung out, you would probably love me!</i> 340 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,582 [sighs] <i>Dear Wendy Jones,</i> 341 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,749 <i>today would have been seven... my seventh anniversary. I am...</i> 342 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,165 <i>Did he look at you, Wendy, and say...</i> 343 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:45,290 <i>Here's the funny thing. People say to look out for red flags.</i> 344 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,915 <i>Men who call their ex crazy or don't have a bed...</i> 345 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,332 <i>Sometimes, Wendy, you have to get your sparkle back.</i> 346 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:53,582 This is gonna be a self-destructive cycle ending in her premature death. 347 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,332 -Oh, what's wrong with you? -Honestly, I think she's fine. 348 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,540 This is, like, so her to just make, like, a thing about a thing. 349 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,624 [cell phone chimes] 350 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,540 -[woman 1] There you are. -[woman 2] Jessica! 351 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,457 Jessica, are you hopping on the conference call? 352 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,207 -Um... -Jessica, the... the... the Rita sit... 353 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,708 Okay, I just need to take a second to shit my pants. 354 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500 Um... 355 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,500 Okay. Where is she going? 356 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,957 Oh, we've got the smoothies, thanks. We just need goat's butter for her coffee. 357 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,165 Beautiful accent. Um, I'm just coming to check in really quick. 358 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,375 Finally. 359 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,165 I look horrific. 360 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,874 I look like a horny Dobby the house elf. 361 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,749 Not you, Shirley. Face is beat. 362 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,957 Not that it's worthy on this trash. 363 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:38,415 I'm sorry. I... I'm, like, really disarmed by how good you smell. 364 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,499 It's like a mix of birthday cake and sex and, like, greenery. 365 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,665 And somehow that all makes sense together. 366 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:46,499 Thank you. Look. It's my new fragrance. Have one. 367 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,082 -[sprays] -[Jess] Oh, wow. Aura. 368 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,499 I get the pun. It's so simple, yet effective. 369 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,790 Um, listen, I really want you to be happy, but we're a little crunched on time. 370 00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:57,457 If you want me to get you a sundae to try to cheer you up... 371 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,874 Don't do that to me. Don't actress-talk me. 372 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,541 I <i>know</i> we're behind. I know it all. 373 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,832 But I was told I was gonna play Santa in a commercial 374 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,957 that told young girls that we can do anything. 375 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,165 Now it's being played by some random stunt guy. 376 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,415 Meanwhile, that bell end Jim came in here 377 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:19,582 and asked for three centimeters to be taken off my bra. 378 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,040 -It's already a bra. You can look. -Yeah, totally. That's a bra. 379 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,415 -Um, yeah, he's a complete bell end. -Bell-end. 380 00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,874 I don't know what that means, but get the gist of it. 381 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:31,082 So, yeah. Um, what can I do to fix this? 382 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,207 Ugh! 383 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,165 By making me Santa. [chuckles] 384 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,124 Let's fuck up their perceptions of beauty, babe, 385 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,124 by making me a fat old Christmas man. 386 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,375 Hmm? 387 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,040 Hello? [whistles] 388 00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,582 [inhales shakily] 389 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,999 I'm so sorry. Um, I have to be fully honest with you. 390 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,165 I accidentally made my secret social media, like, diary 391 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,374 addressed to my ex's fiancée public. 392 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,082 I got so overwhelmed and worked up, I think I accidentally tagged her in one. 393 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,374 So she's definitely seen it. 394 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,832 And now she's probably seen a lot of them. And there's 537. 395 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,332 I feel like my energy is just, like, really intense. 396 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,499 It's just, like, a little bit off all of the time. 397 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,040 And so now, I'm like literally racked with unspeakable terror. 398 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:17,207 I've basically, like, ruined my life, which is just now becoming tolerable. 399 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,499 Like, just now I'm like, 400 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,457 "Okay, I'm starting to like it here in this little life." 401 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,374 Um, how can they make it one button?! 402 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,540 How can it be just one button to go from private to public?! 403 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,165 There should be a login or something! 404 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,665 There should be, like, three steps to make sure the person 405 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,207 really wants it to be public, right? 406 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,540 Whoa. Let's back it up. Yeah? 407 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:37,707 So you have some sort of fake finsta social media platform. 408 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,457 -Yeah. Yes. -Addressing your ex's... 409 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,082 Fiancée, they're getting married. 410 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,374 Right. And now it's up to how many views? 411 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,124 Ten million? 20 million? 412 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,207 I feel like most of them have like 20 k. 413 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,374 And then there's one where I lit myself on fire that has like 25. 414 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,499 Um, also, the woman, the beautiful lady, 415 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,999 the fiancée is, like, a public figure, which sucks. 416 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,124 She's Wendy Jones. 417 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,582 Who the fuck is Wendy Jones? And you are way too close. 418 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:03,874 Okay. I mean, I guess you don't keep up with the knitting community. 419 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,415 Okay. Listen. 420 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:09,249 The Internet doesn't remember. Trust me. 421 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,624 You are the only one that will remember your pain. 422 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:17,165 You need to learn to digest, process, and you may never forget it. 423 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,499 Totally. You're right. 424 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,082 Oh my God. I feel like I can, like, breathe. 425 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,999 Um, you're bringing my anxiety into a window of tolerance. 426 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,790 I really, uh, like you. 427 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,415 Of course. Everybody does. 428 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,374 Now, listen, please. Please. 429 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,874 Can you get this elf shit handled? 430 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,957 Or I will leave in a respectful but immediate way. 431 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:37,082 -Yeah. Totally. Yeah. -Thank you. No, thank you. 432 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,916 -'Kay. It's okay. -Thank you. [chuckles] 433 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,582 [Kim] I'm not crazy. There was more. 434 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,332 I am such an idiot. 435 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,624 Why would I think that seeing a woman would shift this dynamic? 436 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,874 You're putting a lot of projection onto me. 437 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,832 It doesn't actually have anything to do with me. 438 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,790 Jessica, are you hopping on the conference call? 439 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,207 What conference call? 440 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,291 Please. You keep telling me about it, and you're not telling me what it is. 441 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,333 Mind the crane! Mind the crane! 442 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:05,499 Okay. 443 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,750 Jessica. 444 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,540 Rita was told that <i>she'd</i> be Santa. That's the issue. 445 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,582 -No, the issue is that Jim's walked off. -He what? 446 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,749 Uh, he walked off. 447 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:18,124 He said he doesn't take creative notes from people who he doesn't respect. 448 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,790 Oh my God. Rita is so much more than an actor. 449 00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:25,666 -She's a singer and a fragrance tycoon. -Um... I... I think he meant <i>you</i>. 450 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,915 Okay, okay. [sighs] 451 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,374 Where the fuck is Jonno? 452 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,707 You're going to find yourself. Where? 453 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,583 Kids are gone. You're gone. 454 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,457 At least where it counts. 455 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,749 You've always said you would do it all for the family. 456 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,707 But here you are. 457 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:44,083 We have everything we need, and you're still gone. 458 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,874 No, it doesn't work. 459 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:51,332 And bringing up Diane has had me realizing that I've done my mothering. 460 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,750 I've mothered them. I've mothered you. 461 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,874 Something inside of me has shifted. 462 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,165 I can shift with it. I... I can do it, darling. 463 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,707 It's time for me. I want to do things. 464 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,999 I want to audit a criminal psychology class. 465 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,624 I want to wear a flannel shirt and not wash it for months. 466 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,582 I want to move into a warehouse 467 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,832 and plonk a mattress right there in the floor 468 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,082 and have nothing else except books. 469 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,040 Books all around me. 470 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,208 Yes, that's it. 471 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,874 Don't you lust for me anymore? 472 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:27,332 No, I don't, darling. I'm sorry. That's hard to say, I know. 473 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,499 But I don't lust for anyone. 474 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,457 Maybe I need to lust for myself. 475 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,540 That's it. I want to gain five stone if I want to. 476 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,415 And not have human touch whatsoever. 477 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:41,208 I don't want hands on my body. 478 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,083 Maybe my own. 479 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,249 -No, Jonno. -I beg of you. 480 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,624 -No, no, no. -I beg of you. 481 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,374 Not the knees. It doesn't work anymore. 482 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,250 Get up, Jonno! 483 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,875 No, he... he's not answering. 484 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,333 [sighs] Oh my God. What do we do? 485 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,374 [Josie] I don't know. Honestly, I have no idea where he is. 486 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,375 -[sighs] -[Josie] I can try calling him again. 487 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:12,250 [energetic rock music playing] 488 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,708 Okay, guys! 489 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,374 New plan! 490 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:22,624 Let's get him down here, nice and safe. You want to grab his jacket? 491 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,708 [crew shouting directions] 492 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,832 [Jess] Oh my God. Yes, Rita! You look amazing. 493 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:40,833 Right? 494 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,957 [Jess] Let's get her up there. 495 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,332 [choreographer] And one, two, three, four. 496 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,165 -One, two... -[Jess] Okay, one second, guys. 497 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,499 You know, the tag line is, "Lose the bells and whistles." 498 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,040 So let's do it. Let's lose the bells and whistles. 499 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,624 Uh, all right, my lovely crowd. 500 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,332 Let's step you off for five minutes. Get yourself a coffee. 501 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,332 I don't think you need all of this. 502 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,332 What do you think about doing it by yourself? 503 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,791 Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm not in a band for a reason, right? 504 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,750 -You okay up there? -[Rita] Yeah. Hey, Jess. 505 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:10,166 Oh! Yeah, okay. Not usin' it. 506 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,915 Uh, Fred, start with a slo-mo shot of Rita coming down the chimney? 507 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:14,916 Copy that. 508 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:21,165 Oh my God, Jess. You're being dom as hell. I fuckin' live. 509 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,540 Do you want to grab me a coffee? 510 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:23,666 [chuckles] 511 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:25,540 Yeah. 512 00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:26,583 [bell rings] 513 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,375 [Jess] Snow up! 514 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,165 Okay, a little bit more, guys. 515 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,415 Here we go. 516 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,125 And action. 517 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,708 [energetic music fades] 518 00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,332 <i>♪ Have yourself ♪</i> 519 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:48,083 <i>♪ A merry little Christmas ♪</i> 520 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:53,375 <i>♪ Let your heart be light ♪</i> 521 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:58,999 <i>♪ Next year all our troubles ♪</i> 522 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:05,083 <i>♪ Will be out of sight ♪</i> 523 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:13,707 <i>♪ So have yourself ♪</i> 524 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:20,750 <i>♪ A merry little ♪</i> 525 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:27,083 <i>♪ Christmas now ♪</i> 526 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:30,958 [kisses] 527 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:33,499 [Jess] And cut. 528 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,791 Okay, that's a wrap on Rita Ora, guys. 529 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:42,374 -She nailed it. Props to Jess. -I'm legally dead. I'll never recover. 530 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,208 -She did it. -[softly] What?! 531 00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:48,500 [Rita chuckles] 532 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,332 [woman 1] Yes, it is my business. Are you going to him? 533 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:56,249 -[woman 2] No, it's not. -[woman 1] What are you saying, babe? 534 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,457 [woman 2] I'd rather eat glass than live with a bunch of fuckin' snakes. 535 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,124 She didn't do it, Nicola! 536 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,707 I am telling you, she didn't touch Trent. He had his hands all over her! 537 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:07,665 Why would I believe a word that comes out of <i>your</i> mouth 538 00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:09,624 when you didn't even tell me what happened? 539 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,874 -What are you looking at? -I was trying to protect you! 540 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,082 -You're a liar! -Okay. 541 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,249 -[sobbing] Babe, I didn't do it. -[Nicola] And why are you still crying? 542 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,665 Oh, boo-hoo! Boo-hoo, Cheryl. 543 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:22,790 -I'm not living there no more. -I'm a snake as well, yeah? Okay. 544 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:26,749 -[Nicola] How dare you, you bitch? -You have your suitcase! 545 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,165 You said you was leaving, babes. Go on, then. 546 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,124 Fuck off! 547 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,374 Take your stupid, ugly lizard shit with you. 548 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:35,999 [Nicola] Oh my God, I fucking hate you! I trusted you! This is how you treat me? 549 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,415 -You're paying for this shit. -[woman 3] Take your G-string. 550 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:39,749 [strumming softly] 551 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,374 [door opens] 552 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,957 [tuning] 553 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:47,749 [Jess] Oh my God. I had the craziest day. You will never believe it. 554 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,999 First of all, I accidentally made my social media history public, 555 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,624 which I didn't mean to, and it was like, 556 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,374 that could be a really bad thing, right? 557 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,374 Like, people were commenting, "What a fat idiot." 558 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,707 And then Zev, I mean, I... we'll just deal with that later, 559 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:02,165 even though I don't think I ever have to deal with that. 560 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,874 'Cause people were commenting, "Go off, mother angel," 561 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:06,749 and, "You do you, goofy genius." 562 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,082 Like, they were happy. 563 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:11,457 And Jim walked off set. Just walked off. 564 00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,832 And Jono was nowhere to be found. It was just me. 565 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,665 I had to direct. Time was ticking. Money was burning. 566 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:19,707 And there I was, and I didn't choke. 567 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,124 I didn't choke. 568 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,666 Like, I rose to the fucking occasion. 569 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,875 Whoa. Sounds, like, super action packed. 570 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,416 Really intense. 571 00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,499 [sighs, groans] 572 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,666 Nailed it. 573 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:42,333 Why are you being so weird? 574 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,540 Hmm? 575 00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,124 Like, what's going on? 576 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,040 Well, what kind of reaction were you hoping for? 577 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,958 Like, I said well done, didn't I? 578 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,999 I mean, I guess just like, normal reaction. 579 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,499 I was really excited to tell you about my day. 580 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,041 Okay. Um... 581 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,166 Was it that commercial thing with Lana Del Rey or whatever? 582 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:04,708 [Jess sighs] 583 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,457 You know what? Just because you're not ambitious 584 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:11,333 doesn't mean I shouldn't celebrate my accomplishments. 585 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,540 Sorry. I don't know why I said that. 586 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,958 I mean, I don't even mean that. I don't mean that. 587 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,124 Mm. 588 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,457 I just, um, yeah. 589 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,666 I'm gonna get some cigarettes. 590 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,958 [door opens, closes] 591 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,832 -My man. -What's good, Pietro? 592 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,707 -Long time. -Thanks, dude. 593 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,791 [club music thumping] 594 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,791 <i>♪ Have to swing ♪</i> 595 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,791 <i>♪ Have to swing ♪</i> 596 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,708 <i>♪ Have to swing ♪</i> 597 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,583 <i>♪ Have to swing ♪</i> 598 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:15,375 <i>♪ Have to swing... ♪</i> 599 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,332 Fee-Fee! Where have you been hiding, sweet boy? 600 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,624 Mwah! Mwah! 601 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:23,582 Madame Fiona. 602 00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:27,040 I'm not gonna lie, I think about you about once every two months. [chuckles] 603 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,915 I miss you. 604 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,207 Oh my God, I miss this gorgeous thing. 605 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:35,333 This energy. This naughty little face. 606 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,124 [laughs] Come on. 607 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:41,290 <i>♪ Have to swing, have to swing ♪</i> 608 00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:43,375 [dance music cuts out] 609 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,957 I said to her, "Kate, when you're in my home, 610 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:53,624 you're not a supermodel, so don't be a super bitch." 611 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,374 And she hasn't even spoken to me since. 612 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,415 But do you know what? Fuck it. I don't care. 613 00:28:57,416 --> 00:29:00,582 Even though I'm the one, darling, that picked her up 614 00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,374 after that boring Diet Coke advert. 615 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:06,415 I'm the one that gave her the Staffordshire pit bull bloody terrier 616 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:07,999 or what it was that she didn't want. 617 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,249 I mean, she can run, but she cannot hide. [laughs] 618 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,665 Sounds like you two will work it out in the end. 619 00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:16,082 But it's a lot, Felix. You know, it's a lot, darling. 620 00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:19,499 I have to be responsible for so many people 621 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,790 since Mark got done for tax evasion. 622 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:24,958 Christ. 623 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,250 I have to take responsibility for the consequences of his bad behavior. 624 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:34,332 I have to be like Hillary Clinton, you know? 625 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,665 "Stand by your man because he's done the dirty on you." 626 00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,749 I mean, really. And I'm not like that, darling. 627 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,958 I am honest to a fault. 628 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,665 I couldn't commit a crime if it kicked me up the cunt. 629 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:47,499 [Felix] Better off without him. 630 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,082 Some people are just, like, better on their own. 631 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,833 It's like a mode, isn't it? 632 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,832 'Cause, like, you know, if you're damaged in, like, exactly the right way, 633 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:59,415 sometimes you can sort of fit perfectly with someone. 634 00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:03,374 But then, like, I feel like there are people 635 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,332 who are just, like, too far gone, 636 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,415 like, by the time they meet someone, do you know what I mean? 637 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:13,124 'Cause, like, when we're born, it's like everything is just, like, light. 638 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:17,582 And, like, your heart is this well, and it's just, like, shining in. 639 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,624 But then, like, the more shit that happens to you, 640 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,375 it just gets sort of like... 641 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:23,666 It just gets, like, bricked up. 642 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,249 So, like, the light is still out there, 643 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:30,207 but, like, from the bottom of the well, it's just like, all you can see 644 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:33,125 are these, like, little pricks of, like, 645 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,583 I don't know. 646 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Does that make sense? 647 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,875 Yeah, it makes... cocaine sense. Sure. 648 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:46,000 [clears throat] 649 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:47,790 Mm. 650 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:50,958 ["Don't Smoke in Bed" by Nina Simone playing] 651 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:54,124 -Hello. -Hi. 652 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:55,624 [laughs] 653 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,291 -Okay. -You all right? 654 00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,832 Yeah. 655 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,999 <i>♪ I left a note ♪</i> 656 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,165 <i>♪ On his dresser... ♪</i> 657 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,750 You know, they say I have iconic breasts. 658 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,041 -Okay. -[chuckles] 659 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,666 [both chuckle] 660 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,249 I actually feel a bit dizzy. Sorry. 661 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,124 -Darling, do you want to sit? -Yeah. 662 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,832 -Sit down. Have a seat. -Yeah. Just for a second, sorry. 663 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:24,957 [takes a deep breath] 664 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:31,083 <i>♪ How can I sing... ♪</i> 665 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,332 -[scoffs] -[laughs] 666 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,708 Oh. Yep. Yeah. 667 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:39,708 -Hey. -Hi. 668 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,999 [whispers] Let's take this off. Come on. 669 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,708 Okay. Yeah. 670 00:31:56,458 --> 00:32:00,125 Oh, Fee-Fee, Fee-Fee, Fee-Fee. 671 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,416 Spit in my mouth. 672 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:05,833 Uh... [sighs] 673 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,125 Shouldn't I be on top for that? 674 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,958 -Ah. -Hang on a sec. [grunts] 675 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,416 -Hang on. Hang on. I could try again. -Oh no. 676 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,707 No, darling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. 677 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,499 -Fuck. -Down. 678 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,374 -What? -Come on. 679 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,749 -Okay. What are you doing? -[grunts] 680 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,290 -Where? -Come on. Here. Here. 681 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,957 -What, like literally here? -Yep. 682 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,374 [groans] Shit, Spanx. 683 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:33,625 [grunts] 684 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,583 -Mm, mm! -[Felix] Okay. 685 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,250 -[wistful song fades] -[crying] 686 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:43,708 Oh! 687 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,750 Not ready, not yet. Too soon. 688 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,749 -I miss him. I miss him. -Ow! 689 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,749 -I miss him so much. -[groans] 690 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:00,582 [sobs, sighs] 691 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,957 I mean, I know he was a cock, darling, but he was <i>my</i> cock. 692 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,415 [sniffles] 693 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,750 [continues weeping] 694 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,000 Oh, Christ. Oh. Uh... 695 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,082 Go, go, go, go. 696 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:15,583 [continues sobbing dramatically] 697 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,375 [Fiona] Don't talk to my children! 698 00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:39,082 ["Farewell Transmission" by Ohia playing] 699 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,291 [Felix sighs] 700 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:50,791 <i>♪ Long dark blues ♪</i> 701 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,750 <i>♪ The big star is falling ♪</i> 702 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:04,875 <i>♪ Long dark blues ♪</i> 703 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,833 <i>♪ Listen ♪</i> 704 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,041 [knocking on door] 705 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:18,082 <i>♪ Long dark blues ♪</i> 706 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,958 <i>-♪ Listen ♪</i> -[moody rock music ends] 707 00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,124 -[Felix] Hi. -[keys clatter] 708 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,333 [softly] Hi. 709 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,833 -[sighs] -Where were you? 710 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,832 Um... [takes a deep breath] 711 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:39,749 Uh, I was, uh, having sex with an old woman, 712 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:43,333 um, and getting high on drugs. 713 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,625 And drinking. 714 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:49,833 I mean, she wasn't... She's old. Like... 715 00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:55,333 She's actually, like, quite well-preserved. But, um... 716 00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:58,082 Yeah. I don't want to lie to you. 717 00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,333 Uh, I don't ever want to lie to you, so... 718 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:05,000 I'd rather you knew that that's what I've been doing. 719 00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:07,040 I mean, I've got high a few times. 720 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:09,457 Got high with Auggie at his house, and I've been drinking. 721 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,541 Like, I drank at the wedding after you left. 722 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:14,250 [sighs, sniffles] 723 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,291 [quietly] Felix. 724 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,708 I'll be out all day so you can get your stuff. 725 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,083 -[indie rock music playing] -[Felix sighs] 726 00:35:32,916 --> 00:35:34,625 [door opens] 727 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,290 [exhales] 728 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:42,290 <i>♪ I will set you free ♪</i> 729 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:43,625 [sniffles] 730 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,875 <i>♪ Get back on your feet ♪</i> 731 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:51,291 <i>♪ I'll brush myself off ♪</i> 732 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:55,541 <i>♪ Get back on the street ♪</i> 733 00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:59,416 <i>♪ Now we're feelin' free ♪</i> 734 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,541 <i>♪ Something you should know ♪</i> 735 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,583 <i>♪ Now you've set me free ♪</i> 736 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,000 <i>♪ Got nowhere to go ♪</i> 737 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,083 <i>♪ So it goes ♪</i> 738 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,416 <i>♪ So it goes ♪</i> 739 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:24,625 <i>♪ So it goes ♪</i> 740 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:40,333 <i>♪ Woke up free today ♪</i> 741 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,291 <i>♪ Calling out your name ♪</i> 742 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,625 <i>♪ But that's no big deal ♪</i> 743 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,500 <i>♪ Happens every day ♪</i> 744 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,666 <i>♪ When I'm free today ♪</i> 745 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:00,958 <i>♪ Walking in the rain ♪</i> 746 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,958 <i>♪ Tried to find your street ♪</i> 747 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,958 <i>♪ But I lost my way ♪</i> 748 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,958 <i>♪ Now that we are free ♪</i> 749 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:17,541 <i>♪ One thing left to say ♪</i> 749 00:37:18,305 --> 00:38:18,350