"Too Much" Enough, Actually

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Movie Name	"Too Much" Enough, Actually
Release Name	too.much.s01e09.1080p.web.h264-successfulcrab
Year	2025
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Language	English
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1 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:09,499 {\an8}-I feel I don't even know you! -I don't like these people either. 2 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,915 {\an8}They fucking hate you! 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:19,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 4 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,790 Hey. Bonjour. 5 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:48,125 Your room service, monsieur. 6 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:52,707 The customer care at this hotel is extremely, extremely personal. 7 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:57,832 It's the concierge's goal to bring ultimate pleasure to our gold-star guest. 8 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,040 Sorry. 9 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:02,832 I think that my concierge persona is getting mixed up 10 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:06,124 with, like, my Hertz auto phone operator persona. 11 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:09,291 But lucky for you, both of them are sluts. 12 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,999 Um, hello. Good morning. 13 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,582 Okay, I'm getting off ya. 14 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,457 It's like noon. 15 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,915 Do you wanna wake up? 'Cause you have soccer. 16 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:21,290 Fuck. 17 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,040 -Football. -Are you sick? 18 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:27,125 Oh my God, why is that so green? Looks like dinosaur food. 19 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,540 Dinosaur food? 20 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:31,958 How do you know about dinosaur food? 21 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,041 None of us do. 22 00:01:34,541 --> 00:01:36,708 None of us know what they eat. 23 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:45,375 Hey. 24 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,750 Morning. Hi. 25 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:51,041 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I just woke up. 26 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,999 I'm not always gonna be super chipper first thing in the... whatever. 27 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,082 Afternoon? It's like really late. 28 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,833 You know? Um... 29 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,665 I guess I just... I don't know. 30 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:05,915 I feel like you've been kind of strange ever since the wedding. 31 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:09,124 -Like, I know we had our fight. It... -It wasn't a fight. 32 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,624 Well, we yelled. 33 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:11,875 Uh... 34 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:14,750 Well, you yelled. Doesn't mean I yelled. 35 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:21,249 I guess I just feel like you're really far away right now. 36 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,624 I feel like I'm talking to you through, like, the bulletproof glass 37 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,832 in customs after, like, an international flight, 38 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:33,082 and you're jet-lagged, and I'm sitting here being like, 39 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,749 "Is he who he says he is?" 40 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:37,583 Fucking hell, that's a bit dramatic, don't you think? 41 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,540 Where's my socks? 42 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:40,750 Oh, there they are. 43 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,291 Thank you for this. 44 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:47,708 See you after footy, 'kay? 45 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,457 'Kay, have fun. 46 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:51,750 Love you. 47 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:54,083 Cutie. 48 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:59,749 The thing about old habits, Wendy, is they die hard. 49 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,332 Just when you think you're free, something happens, 50 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,583 and you're right back where you started. 51 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,291 What? 52 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,499 What the fuck?! 53 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,665 Wendy Jones, I'm sick of the bullshit, okay? 54 00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,165 You wanna walk around in little knit booty shorts 55 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,624 and have a female lizard named Beavis? Go for it. 56 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,374 You want to have the most pert butt in the Northern Hemisphere? 57 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,332 Knock yourself out. 58 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,540 You want to get engaged to my ex-boyfriend 59 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:28,290 seven minutes after I had what was probably his abortion?! 60 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,540 Be my guest! 61 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,457 But the one thing I will not stand for 62 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:36,207 is you wearing my mother's ironic Nixon T-shirt! 63 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:39,624 Zev Goldstein, you stole my shirt, and you gave it to your new bitch, 64 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,499 and that's not okay, fucker! 65 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,415 I wanna say, "Kiss the width of my ass!" 66 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:47,790 ♪ Kiss my ass, I'm fuckin' petulant ♪ 67 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,707 ♪ Boom! ♪ 68 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,916 Shout for her. Leo, shout for her! 69 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,250 Quickly! 70 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:57,957 -Oh fuck. -Yes! Yes! 71 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:03,915 -Ref! -Nothing above the head. 72 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:06,249 That's not my head. That's my fucking shoulder, mate. 73 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,707 -Just chill out, dude. -Pint of cunt. 74 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,540 It doesn't hurt me. 75 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,791 It's beautiful. 76 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,125 Okay, yeah, line. 77 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:18,333 Fuck's sake! 78 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:21,624 We going round yours, then? 79 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,790 Thought you didn't want to come round mine. 80 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:25,500 I guess I just can't quit you, mate. 81 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,415 Well, all right, but we're in the final stages 82 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:30,415 of prep for the protest on Friday, 83 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:33,207 so... you'll wield a Sharpie. 84 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,790 There's a joke in there somewhere about 85 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,707 how a Sharpie is the only thing you can wield 86 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:37,999 'cause your cock doesn't work, 87 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,124 but I can't think of it 'cause I'm too fucked. 88 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,916 No, I... I think you thought of it. 89 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,624 Do you think that they're really dating? 90 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,707 They're, like, fucking. 91 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,207 I hear her on the phone with him, 92 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:52,582 and she's like, "Dane! Oh, Dane, my steed." 93 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:56,957 Like, he picks her up in a convertible with, like, his ponytail all loose. 94 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:59,790 That's sending a chill down my spine. I hate that. 95 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:02,207 I mean, good for mom that she's able to find, you know, 96 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:06,165 a man that she's actually attracted to at her advanced age. 97 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:09,082 My college friend, she tried to set me up with this guy. 98 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:13,124 She's like, "Oh, you have to meet him. He's so sweet. He's a businessman." 99 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,957 "He would love to be a stepfather." 100 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,415 -I plug his name into the Google machine. -Mm. 101 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:19,207 What I get is an article that says, 102 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:23,374 "I knew I had to lose 500 pounds when I couldn't see my own penis." 103 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:27,624 I'm not saying that I'm a picnic, but, like, is this what I deserve? 104 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,415 Is this who people think I'm meant to be with? 105 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:35,290 Meanwhile, my... uh, ex-husband is getting laid left, right, and center. 106 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,082 There's gonna be someone for you. 107 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,874 You know, if you want there to be, there is. 108 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,000 Yeah. 109 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:53,290 You know, maybe we're just, um, not meant to be in a relationship. 110 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:55,457 You know, genetically, you and me. 111 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,457 Maybe only our mom is. 112 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,457 Cool. That'd be really cool. 113 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:02,124 Hey! I'm just droppin' Dash's backpack. 114 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:05,249 He's at Theo's, and I can't explain why it's dripping wet. 115 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,708 -You'll just... you'll have to analyze that. -Okay. I have to call you back, binch. 116 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,500 Uh, just... just a moment! 117 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,582 Just a moment, I said, okay? 118 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,582 I real... I just wanna... I'll be very fast. 119 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,958 Just a second. I just... Uh... 120 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,458 Okay. 121 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,290 -Look, I've seen your breasts. -Doesn't fit. 122 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:28,665 -If that's what you're worried about. -Yeah, no, I know. 123 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:31,707 But they've, uh, changed since the last time 124 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,582 that you... got wind of them, so... 125 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:36,540 -Okay, well, you've... -I just... 126 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:39,374 Hey, you've always been a fan of human rights. And, uh... 127 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:43,249 I'm still a human, so I've got a right to see your... breasts. 128 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,999 Know what? Fuck it. Come in. Whatever you have to say, you can say. 129 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,458 I just wanted to be, um... 130 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:53,000 -You're putting on makeup? -Yeah, I have an... event tonight. 131 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:56,415 Okay. Well, I... I don't want to keep you. 132 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,957 I just wanted to say thank you for pickin' up Dash at Theo's. 133 00:06:58,958 --> 00:07:00,665 It probably makes the most sense 134 00:07:00,666 --> 00:07:04,832 since you're taking him to the Liberty Science Museum tomorrow. 135 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,624 Yeah, I'm not just taking him to the Liberty Science Museum. 136 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:10,249 I'm actually escorting an entire class of eighth graders 137 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,957 to the Liberty Science Center. 138 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,957 -Sorry. -So I can be a supportive parent. 139 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,415 And a healthy part of the New York City public school system. 140 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:17,832 Yeah, no, I... Sorry. 141 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:21,291 That totally makes sense. Well... thank you. 142 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,874 Do you have time for a coffee? Would you want... 143 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,082 I could make a... I could just make a quick... 144 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,790 No. No. 145 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:33,082 Okay, well, sorry. Well, have fun... Sorry. Have fun at your event. 146 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:36,540 Is this... um, are they people that I know? Is this... 147 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,582 -Nope. New people. -Oh. New people? 148 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:44,665 Yeah, just different couples, single people, Americans, foreign people. 149 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:46,290 Just a whole bunch. 150 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,749 -Big new event. -That's fun. 151 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,999 That sounds great. 152 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,832 Good for you for... just... makin' new friends. 153 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:57,165 Is that... Do you mind if I just really... 154 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,332 -Because if you're... -Yeah, I didn't blend yet. 155 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:03,790 No, I know, but it looks like you've got... It's in your hair a little bit too. 156 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:06,665 -I know you're going to blend it. -TikTok trick. 157 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:09,208 It's, but you know, it's kind of... 158 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,124 -Get off of me! Get off of me. -What? Sorry. 159 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,207 -No, but you looked at me like... -I did not look. 160 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,582 You're trying to blend my makeup like I'm a baby. I can blend my own. 161 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:22,540 You did kiss eyes, so then I want to kiss you 'cause you made the eye. 162 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:25,874 That's like saying a woman walked down the street with her skirt too short. 163 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:29,915 That's not! I didn't say you had blow job eyes. I said you had kiss eyes. 164 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,207 Not even in the least. 165 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:35,290 Okay, sorry. That's on me, then. I apologize. 166 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,582 -It's on you. -Okay, have a good... All right. 167 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,957 -No, have a... Good luck with the event. -Jameson? 168 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:44,457 -What if we just fucked super fast? -Oh my God. No! 169 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,499 Cunt! 170 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,333 Enough! Enough of that fucking word! 171 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,582 Yeah, we're celebrating Christmas, 172 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,874 but at the same time, the world is burning up, you know? 173 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,374 -Right as we speak. -Mm. 174 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:07,832 The sun is literally... burning us alive. 175 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,374 Every single one of us, you know? Drugs are dividing the nation. 176 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,249 So the tag line is, yeah, "Lose your bells and whistles," 177 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,457 but it's also, "Lose the fucking bullshit." 178 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,083 This is an apocalypse. 179 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,083 Um... 180 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:21,832 Uh... 181 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,749 So do you want to make movies? 182 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,832 Uh, movies are dead at the minute, 183 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:29,415 but maybe they go back to being good, yeah. 184 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:30,749 -Is that your phone? -Yeah. 185 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,790 -Look at it. Is this your phone? -Yeah. 186 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,040 Oh my God. It's so tiny. It... 187 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,874 It's like a wee playing card, isn't it? 188 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:40,374 Yeah. I can't really afford a better one at the minute, but... 189 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,540 It's okay. Santa's comin'. 190 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,249 Ho ho ho. You better watch out. 191 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,832 Yeah. 192 00:09:47,833 --> 00:09:49,624 I always say to my, um... 193 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,666 ...my colleagues, my younger... my younger, uh... 194 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,249 storytelling, film making colleagues. 195 00:09:56,250 --> 00:10:00,124 I always say that you've got to make a story that only you can tell, you know? 196 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,332 -Do you want me to take that back? -Oh! 197 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,874 -You've got a message. Who's Darren? -Uh... 198 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,540 I'm not readin' it. It's from... from Darren. 199 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:10,040 -I can answer that. Hi, Jess. -Okay. That's weird. 200 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:13,165 -Hi, Gayle. Nice tennis shoes. -Hi. Thanks. They're new. 201 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,582 I knew it. I know a shopaholic when I see one. 202 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,374 Um, Jim. 203 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,415 Do you wanna go over the shot list? I want to make sure we break for lunch. 204 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:26,750 "Do you wanna go over the shot list? I want to make sure we break for lunch." 205 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,624 -Uh, are you talk... -"Are you talk"... 206 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,040 Okay, do you wanna check in with the clients? 207 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:36,749 "Do you want to check in really quick with the... with the clients?" 208 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,290 -Okay, I will. -"Okay, I will." 209 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,708 -I can help. -Right. 210 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,540 Are you copying me? 211 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,666 Are you, uh, getting on with your job? 212 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,040 Okay, I'm gonna, um, just go check... I'll be back. 213 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,874 All right. Do you want to order some breakfast burritos with me? 214 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,124 -It's a bit late for breakfast. -'Cause I'm amazing at ordering burritos. 215 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,707 -Oh, good. -Want to get some? 216 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:00,124 -I need to head this way. Head out. -I'll go with you. 217 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,457 -Yeah? -Yeah. 218 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,791 ♪ Have yourself A merry little Christmas... ♪ 219 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,040 Jess! 220 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,207 Hi. We're just settin' up for the first shot. 221 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,999 Um, how are you guys? 222 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,374 Honestly, we're just so thrilled to be out of the office. Field day. 223 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,749 Yeah. We want to keep out of the way, let you do what you do best. 224 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,999 And by the way, it's not exactly the concept that Jim pitched us. 225 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,707 We love taking chances, don't we? 226 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:37,749 But, um, do we feel like 100% on the whole apocalypse thing? 227 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,749 -I assumed it was all approved. -Well... 228 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,540 But, uh, yeah, I can go... Do you want me to talk to Jonno? 229 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:45,749 -Yes, I think so. -Yeah, maybe that's a good idea, I think. 230 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,249 Hey, Jessiana. 231 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:50,707 Uh, so I know this isn't, like, medically speaking, my job. 232 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:53,082 But seeing as I love to insert myself where I'm not needed. 233 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,165 Oh my God. 234 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:57,415 I overheard one of the makeup girlies talking in the trailer. 235 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,165 She says Rita Ora hates her look. 236 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,749 Um, so, obviously that's a huge yikes for us. Whoa, gay elves. 237 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,540 That's a little much, even for me. 238 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,832 So, we really need to sort that. She's in her trailer, depresso right now 239 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,832 'cause he feels overtly sexualized in a way that "borders on abuse." 240 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,915 -Did she say "abuse"? That word? -No, that's, like, my word. 241 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,540 But I feel like I really get her. 242 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:18,540 She feels like she can't say it, right? 'Cause she'll be labeled a diva. 243 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:21,332 -She'll lose work. That still happens. -She might say it. 244 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,707 Did I tell you, by the way, 245 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,124 I spent the most amazing, semi-sensual night in bed 246 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,249 with our locations person? 247 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,832 It was incredible, but what am I doing? Locations! 248 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:34,249 So if we sneak off to check on a permit or whatever, it's probably for sex. 249 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,082 Um, gay sex with me, Boss. 250 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,124 If you have a moment, I would love to just briefly trauma dump on you 251 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,374 about how my early sexual experiences are really affecting my ability 252 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,582 to be fully present in this dynamic, you know? 253 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,874 Yeah, I totally get it. I mean, join the fucking club. 254 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,374 I'm the president. Have you seen Jonno? 255 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:53,290 No, although I've mainly been looking downwards towards my phone. 256 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,291 Oh, Kim! 257 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,124 -Ah... -Guys! 258 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:01,290 Hey, um, can you let Jonno know I'm gonna head home? 259 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,332 -Uh, where is he? -I don't want to talk about it. 260 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,790 You don't want to talk about where he is or why you're going home? 261 00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,583 You can't go home. This is your job. 262 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:10,625 Kim? 263 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,249 Hi. Hi? 264 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,415 Talk to me, girlfriend. Come on! 265 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,583 We had sex. 266 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,415 It was more than sex. 267 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:22,000 We had sex, and she hasn't reached out since. 268 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,165 She hasn't followed me back on IG. 269 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:28,999 -That's crazy. I love your Instagram. -I have a size able following. 270 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,207 She's being selfish. 271 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,082 I feel like she sees me as a desperate piece 272 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,915 of old hag shoe leather. 273 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,749 You think she sees you that way? 274 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,415 Maybe it's because I don't know how to handle a clit. 275 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,040 I can't believe you're saying this. 276 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:45,374 You are the most cool, smart, hauntingly beautiful person I've ever met. 277 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,540 If you don't know how to handle a clit, I don't know who would. 278 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,833 I just feel like you're so, just... 279 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,332 I need to call Jonno for just a second, okay? 280 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,332 And then I'm gonna give you lots more compliments. 281 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,124 I mean, I wish I was gay. 282 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,499 With... with you. I wish we were gay together. 283 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,166 Passion cannot be extinguished. 284 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,457 Oh my God. 285 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,040 No, no, no, no, no. 286 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,999 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 287 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,165 Yo. 288 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,165 The fire of my passion cannot be extinguished. 289 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,207 It's coming. It's coming. She's on fire. 290 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,874 -No way, dude. -The fire of my passion... 291 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,499 Why do I love her? I love her. 292 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,165 She's crazy, and I'm here for it. 293 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,249 Like, she lit herself on fire? 294 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,915 Damn, I would have lit myself on fire too. Maybe I have. 295 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,499 {\an8}Something about that girl, 296 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,290 {\an8}I don't know if it was her voice or... or her... her face in general, 297 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,790 {\an8}um, uh, or the fact that she was, like, literally on fire, 298 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:44,207 {\an8}but something annoyed me about her. 299 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,957 Tagging someone in a hateful way when you don't even know them! 300 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,999 Isn't it crazy what us girls do for love? 301 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,165 {\an8}All right, guys, we have to talk about this new fire girly. 302 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,082 {\an8}Because she is taking Internet stalking to a new level, 303 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,207 {\an8}and I'm kind of here for it. 304 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,624 {\an8}She has been talking to her ex's new girlfriend 305 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,749 {\an8}every day for an entire year, 306 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:14,874 {\an8}crying, warning, raging, unhinged, but relatable. 307 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,874 They're public. No. They're all public. 308 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,332 I'm sick and want to throw up. 309 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,499 Dear Wendy Jones. 310 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,749 Here's the thing, Wendy. 311 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,165 There comes a moment, Wendy, 312 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,082 when you can squash your intuition or you can listen to it. 313 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:31,082 Wendy, some days my mind just loops over and over as I think about 314 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,999 the fact that if we hung out, you would probably love me! 315 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,582 Dear Wendy Jones, 316 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:39,749 today would have been seven... my seventh anniversary. I am... 317 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,165 Did he look at you, Wendy, and say... 318 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:45,290 Here's the funny thing. People say to look out for red flags. 319 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,915 Men who call their ex crazy or don't have a bed... 320 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,332 Sometimes, Wendy, you have to get your sparkle back. 321 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:53,582 This is gonna be a self-destructive cycle ending in her premature death. 322 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,332 -Oh, what's wrong with you? -Honestly, I think she's fine. 323 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,540 This is, like, so her to just make, like, a thing about a thing. 324 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,540 -There you are. -Jessica! 325 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,457 Jessica, are you hopping on the conference call? 326 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,207 -Um... -Jessica, the... the... the Rita sit... 327 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,708 Okay, I just need to take a second to shit my pants. 328 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500 Um... 329 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,500 Okay. Where is she going? 330 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,957 Oh, we've got the smoothies, thanks. We just need goat's butter for her coffee. 331 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,165 Beautiful accent. Um, I'm just coming to check in really quick. 332 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,375 Finally. 333 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,165 I look horrific. 334 00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,874 I look like a horny Dobby the house elf. 335 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,749 Not you, Shirley. Face is beat. 336 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,957 Not that it's worthy on this trash. 337 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:38,415 I'm sorry. I... I'm, like, really disarmed by how good you smell. 338 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,499 It's like a mix of birthday cake and sex and, like, greenery. 339 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,665 And somehow that all makes sense together. 340 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:46,499 Thank you. Look. It's my new fragrance. Have one. 341 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,082 Oh, wow. Aura. 342 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,499 I get the pun. It's so simple, yet effective. 343 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,790 Um, listen, I really want you to be happy, but we're a little crunched on time. 344 00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:57,457 If you want me to get you a sundae to try to cheer you up... 345 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,874 Don't do that to me. Don't actress-talk me. 346 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,541 I know we're behind. I know it all. 347 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,832 But I was told I was gonna play Santa in a commercial 348 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,957 that told young girls that we can do anything. 349 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:12,165 Now it's being played by some random stunt guy. 350 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,415 Meanwhile, that bell end Jim came in here 351 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:19,582 and asked for three centimeters to be taken off my bra. 352 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,040 -It's already a bra. You can look. -Yeah, totally. That's a bra. 353 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,415 -Um, yeah, he's a complete bell end. -Bell-end. 354 00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,874 I don't know what that means, but get the gist of it. 355 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:31,082 So, yeah. Um, what can I do to fix this? 356 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,207 Ugh! 357 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,165 By making me Santa. 358 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,124 Let's fuck up their perceptions of beauty, babe, 359 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,124 by making me a fat old Christmas man. 360 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,375 Hmm? 361 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,040 Hello? 362 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,999 I'm so sorry. Um, I have to be fully honest with you. 363 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,165 I accidentally made my secret social media, like, diary 364 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,374 addressed to my ex's fiancée public. 365 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,082 I got so overwhelmed and worked up, I think I accidentally tagged her in one. 366 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,374 So she's definitely seen it. 367 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,832 And now she's probably seen a lot of them. And there's 537. 368 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,332 I feel like my energy is just, like, really intense. 369 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,499 It's just, like, a little bit off all of the time. 370 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,040 And so now, I'm like literally racked with unspeakable terror. 371 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:17,207 I've basically, like, ruined my life, which is just now becoming tolerable. 372 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,499 Like, just now I'm like, 373 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,457 "Okay, I'm starting to like it here in this little life." 374 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,374 Um, how can they make it one button?! 375 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,540 How can it be just one button to go from private to public?! 376 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,165 There should be a login or something! 377 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,665 There should be, like, three steps to make sure the person 378 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,207 really wants it to be public, right? 379 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,540 Whoa. Let's back it up. Yeah? 380 00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:37,707 So you have some sort of fake finsta social media platform. 381 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:40,457 -Yeah. Yes. -Addressing your ex's... 382 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,082 Fiancée, they're getting married. 383 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,374 Right. And now it's up to how many views? 384 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,124 Ten million? 20 million? 385 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,207 I feel like most of them have like 20 k. 386 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:51,374 And then there's one where I lit myself on fire that has like 25. 387 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,499 Um, also, the woman, the beautiful lady, 388 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,999 the fiancée is, like, a public figure, which sucks. 389 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,124 She's Wendy Jones. 390 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,582 Who the fuck is Wendy Jones? And you are way too close. 391 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:03,874 Okay. I mean, I guess you don't keep up with the knitting community. 392 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,415 Okay. Listen. 393 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:09,249 The Internet doesn't remember. Trust me. 394 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,624 You are the only one that will remember your pain. 395 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:17,165 You need to learn to digest, process, and you may never forget it. 396 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,499 Totally. You're right. 397 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,082 Oh my God. I feel like I can, like, breathe. 398 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,999 Um, you're bringing my anxiety into a window of tolerance. 399 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,790 I really, uh, like you. 400 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,415 Of course. Everybody does. 401 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,374 Now, listen, please. Please. 402 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,874 Can you get this elf shit handled? 403 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,957 Or I will leave in a respectful but immediate way. 404 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:37,082 -Yeah. Totally. Yeah. -Thank you. No, thank you. 405 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,916 -'Kay. It's okay. -Thank you. 406 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,582 I'm not crazy. There was more. 407 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,332 I am such an idiot. 408 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:49,624 Why would I think that seeing a woman would shift this dynamic? 409 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,874 You're putting a lot of projection onto me. 410 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,832 It doesn't actually have anything to do with me. 411 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,790 Jessica, are you hopping on the conference call? 412 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,207 What conference call? 413 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,291 Please. You keep telling me about it, and you're not telling me what it is. 414 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,333 Mind the crane! Mind the crane! 415 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:05,499 Okay. 416 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,750 Jessica. 417 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,540 Rita was told that she'd be Santa. That's the issue. 418 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,582 -No, the issue is that Jim's walked off. -He what? 419 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,749 Uh, he walked off. 420 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:18,124 He said he doesn't take creative notes from people who he doesn't respect. 421 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,790 Oh my God. Rita is so much more than an actor. 422 00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:25,666 -She's a singer and a fragrance tycoon. -Um... I... I think he meant you. 423 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,915 Okay, okay. 424 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,374 Where the fuck is Jonno? 425 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,707 You're going to find yourself. Where? 426 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,583 Kids are gone. You're gone. 427 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,457 At least where it counts. 428 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,749 You've always said you would do it all for the family. 429 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,707 But here you are. 430 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:44,083 We have everything we need, and you're still gone. 431 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,874 No, it doesn't work. 432 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:51,332 And bringing up Diane has had me realizing that I've done my mothering. 433 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,750 I've mothered them. I've mothered you. 434 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,874 Something inside of me has shifted. 435 00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,165 I can shift with it. I... I can do it, darling. 436 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,707 It's time for me. I want to do things. 437 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,999 I want to audit a criminal psychology class. 438 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,624 I want to wear a flannel shirt and not wash it for months. 439 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,582 I want to move into a warehouse 440 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,832 and plonk a mattress right there in the floor 441 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,082 and have nothing else except books. 442 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,040 Books all around me. 443 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,208 Yes, that's it. 444 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,874 Don't you lust for me anymore? 445 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:27,332 No, I don't, darling. I'm sorry. That's hard to say, I know. 446 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,499 But I don't lust for anyone. 447 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,457 Maybe I need to lust for myself. 448 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,540 That's it. I want to gain five stone if I want to. 449 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,415 And not have human touch whatsoever. 450 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:41,208 I don't want hands on my body. 451 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,083 Maybe my own. 452 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,249 -No, Jonno. -I beg of you. 453 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,624 -No, no, no. -I beg of you. 454 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,374 Not the knees. It doesn't work anymore. 455 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,250 Get up, Jonno! 456 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,875 No, he... he's not answering. 457 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,333 Oh my God. What do we do? 458 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,374 I don't know. Honestly, I have no idea where he is. 459 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,375 I can try calling him again. 460 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,708 Okay, guys! 461 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,374 New plan! 462 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:22,624 Let's get him down here, nice and safe. You want to grab his jacket? 463 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,832 Oh my God. Yes, Rita! You look amazing. 464 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:40,833 Right? 465 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,957 Let's get her up there. 466 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,332 And one, two, three, four. 467 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,165 -One, two... -Okay, one second, guys. 468 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,499 You know, the tag line is, "Lose the bells and whistles." 469 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,040 So let's do it. Let's lose the bells and whistles. 470 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,624 Uh, all right, my lovely crowd. 471 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:56,332 Let's step you off for five minutes. Get yourself a coffee. 472 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,332 I don't think you need all of this. 473 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,332 What do you think about doing it by yourself? 474 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,791 Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm not in a band for a reason, right? 475 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,750 -You okay up there? -Yeah. Hey, Jess. 476 00:23:07,416 --> 00:23:10,166 Oh! Yeah, okay. Not usin' it. 477 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,915 Uh, Fred, start with a slo-mo shot of Rita coming down the chimney? 478 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:14,916 Copy that. 479 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:21,165 Oh my God, Jess. You're being dom as hell. I fuckin' live. 480 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:22,540 Do you want to grab me a coffee? 481 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:25,540 Yeah. 482 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,375 Snow up! 483 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,165 Okay, a little bit more, guys. 484 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,415 Here we go. 485 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,125 And action. 486 00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,332 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 487 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:48,083 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 488 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:53,375 ♪ Let your heart be light ♪ 489 00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:58,999 ♪ Next year all our troubles ♪ 490 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:05,083 ♪ Will be out of sight ♪ 491 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:13,707 ♪ So have yourself ♪ 492 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:20,750 ♪ A merry little ♪ 493 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:27,083 ♪ Christmas now ♪ 494 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:33,499 And cut. 495 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,791 Okay, that's a wrap on Rita Ora, guys. 496 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:42,374 -She nailed it. Props to Jess. -I'm legally dead. I'll never recover. 497 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,208 -She did it. -What?! 498 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,332 Yes, it is my business. Are you going to him? 499 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:56,249 -No, it's not. -What are you saying, babe? 500 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,457 I'd rather eat glass than live with a bunch of fuckin' snakes. 501 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:01,124 She didn't do it, Nicola! 502 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,707 I am telling you, she didn't touch Trent. He had his hands all over her! 503 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:07,665 Why would I believe a word that comes out of your mouth 504 00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:09,624 when you didn't even tell me what happened? 505 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:11,874 -What are you looking at? -I was trying to protect you! 506 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,082 -You're a liar! -Okay. 507 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,249 -Babe, I didn't do it. -And why are you still crying? 508 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,665 Oh, boo-hoo! Boo-hoo, Cheryl. 509 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:22,790 -I'm not living there no more. -I'm a snake as well, yeah? Okay. 510 00:25:22,791 --> 00:25:26,749 -How dare you, you bitch? -You have your suitcase! 511 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:29,165 You said you was leaving, babes. Go on, then. 512 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,124 Fuck off! 513 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,374 Take your stupid, ugly lizard shit with you. 514 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:35,999 Oh my God, I fucking hate you! I trusted you! This is how you treat me? 515 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,415 -You're paying for this shit. -Take your G-string. 516 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:47,749 Oh my God. I had the craziest day. You will never believe it. 517 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,999 First of all, I accidentally made my social media history public, 518 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,624 which I didn't mean to, and it was like, 519 00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,374 that could be a really bad thing, right? 520 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,374 Like, people were commenting, "What a fat idiot." 521 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:59,707 And then Zev, I mean, I... we'll just deal with that later, 522 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:02,165 even though I don't think I ever have to deal with that. 523 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,874 'Cause people were commenting, "Go off, mother angel," 524 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:06,749 and, "You do you, goofy genius." 525 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,082 Like, they were happy. 526 00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:11,457 And Jim walked off set. Just walked off. 527 00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,832 And Jono was nowhere to be found. It was just me. 528 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:17,665 I had to direct. Time was ticking. Money was burning. 529 00:26:17,666 --> 00:26:19,707 And there I was, and I didn't choke. 530 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,124 I didn't choke. 531 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,666 Like, I rose to the fucking occasion. 532 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,875 Whoa. Sounds, like, super action packed. 533 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,416 Really intense. 534 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,666 Nailed it. 535 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:42,333 Why are you being so weird? 536 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,540 Hmm? 537 00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,124 Like, what's going on? 538 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,040 Well, what kind of reaction were you hoping for? 539 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,958 Like, I said well done, didn't I? 540 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,999 I mean, I guess just like, normal reaction. 541 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,499 I was really excited to tell you about my day. 542 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,041 Okay. Um... 543 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,166 Was it that commercial thing with Lana Del Rey or whatever? 544 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,457 You know what? Just because you're not ambitious 545 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:11,333 doesn't mean I shouldn't celebrate my accomplishments. 546 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,540 Sorry. I don't know why I said that. 547 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,958 I mean, I don't even mean that. I don't mean that. 548 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,124 Mm. 549 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:30,457 I just, um, yeah. 550 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,666 I'm gonna get some cigarettes. 551 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:54,832 -My man. -What's good, Pietro? 552 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,707 -Long time. -Thanks, dude. 553 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,791 ♪ Have to swing ♪ 554 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,791 ♪ Have to swing ♪ 555 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,708 ♪ Have to swing ♪ 556 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,583 ♪ Have to swing ♪ 557 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:15,375 ♪ Have to swing... ♪ 558 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,332 Fee-Fee! Where have you been hiding, sweet boy? 559 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,624 Mwah! Mwah! 560 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:23,582 Madame Fiona. 561 00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:27,040 I'm not gonna lie, I think about you about once every two months. 562 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,915 I miss you. 563 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,207 Oh my God, I miss this gorgeous thing. 564 00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:35,333 This energy. This naughty little face. 565 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,124 Come on. 566 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:41,290 ♪ Have to swing, have to swing ♪ 567 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,957 I said to her, "Kate, when you're in my home, 568 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:53,624 you're not a supermodel, so don't be a super bitch." 569 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,374 And she hasn't even spoken to me since. 570 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,415 But do you know what? Fuck it. I don't care. 571 00:28:57,416 --> 00:29:00,582 Even though I'm the one, darling, that picked her up 572 00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,374 after that boring Diet Coke advert. 573 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:06,415 I'm the one that gave her the Staffordshire pit bull bloody terrier 574 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:07,999 or what it was that she didn't want. 575 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,249 I mean, she can run, but she cannot hide. 576 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,665 Sounds like you two will work it out in the end. 577 00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:16,082 But it's a lot, Felix. You know, it's a lot, darling. 578 00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:19,499 I have to be responsible for so many people 579 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,790 since Mark got done for tax evasion. 580 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:24,958 Christ. 581 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,250 I have to take responsibility for the consequences of his bad behavior. 582 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:34,332 I have to be like Hillary Clinton, you know? 583 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,665 "Stand by your man because he's done the dirty on you." 584 00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,749 I mean, really. And I'm not like that, darling. 585 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,958 I am honest to a fault. 586 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,665 I couldn't commit a crime if it kicked me up the cunt. 587 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:47,499 Better off without him. 588 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,082 Some people are just, like, better on their own. 589 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,833 It's like a mode, isn't it? 590 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:56,832 'Cause, like, you know, if you're damaged in, like, exactly the right way, 591 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:59,415 sometimes you can sort of fit perfectly with someone. 592 00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:03,374 But then, like, I feel like there are people 593 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:05,332 who are just, like, too far gone, 594 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,415 like, by the time they meet someone, do you know what I mean? 595 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:13,124 'Cause, like, when we're born, it's like everything is just, like, light. 596 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:17,582 And, like, your heart is this well, and it's just, like, shining in. 597 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,624 But then, like, the more shit that happens to you, 598 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,375 it just gets sort of like... 599 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:23,666 It just gets, like, bricked up. 600 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,249 So, like, the light is still out there, 601 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:30,207 but, like, from the bottom of the well, it's just like, all you can see 602 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:33,125 are these, like, little pricks of, like, 603 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,583 I don't know. 604 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Does that make sense? 605 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,875 Yeah, it makes... cocaine sense. Sure. 606 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:47,790 Mm. 607 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:54,124 -Hello. -Hi. 608 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,291 -Okay. -You all right? 609 00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,832 Yeah. 610 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,999 ♪ I left a note ♪ 611 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,165 ♪ On his dresser... ♪ 612 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,750 You know, they say I have iconic breasts. 613 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,041 Okay. 614 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,249 I actually feel a bit dizzy. Sorry. 615 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,124 -Darling, do you want to sit? -Yeah. 616 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,832 -Sit down. Have a seat. -Yeah. Just for a second, sorry. 617 00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:31,083 ♪ How can I sing... ♪ 618 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,708 Oh. Yep. Yeah. 619 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:39,708 -Hey. -Hi. 620 00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,999 Let's take this off. Come on. 621 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,708 Okay. Yeah. 622 00:31:56,458 --> 00:32:00,125 Oh, Fee-Fee, Fee-Fee, Fee-Fee. 623 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,416 Spit in my mouth. 624 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:05,833 Uh... 625 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,125 Shouldn't I be on top for that? 626 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,958 -Ah. -Hang on a sec. 627 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,416 -Hang on. Hang on. I could try again. -Oh no. 628 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,707 No, darling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. 629 00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:20,499 -Fuck. -Down. 630 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,374 -What? -Come on. 631 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,749 Okay. What are you doing? 632 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,290 -Where? -Come on. Here. Here. 633 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,957 -What, like literally here? -Yep. 634 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,374 Shit, Spanx. 635 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,583 -Mm, mm! -Okay. 636 00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:43,708 Oh! 637 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:50,750 Not ready, not yet. Too soon. 638 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,749 -I miss him. I miss him. -Ow! 639 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,749 I miss him so much. 640 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,957 I mean, I know he was a cock, darling, but he was my cock. 641 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,000 Oh, Christ. Oh. Uh... 642 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,082 Go, go, go, go. 643 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,375 Don't talk to my children! 644 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:50,791 ♪ Long dark blues ♪ 645 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:53,750 ♪ The big star is falling ♪ 646 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:04,875 ♪ Long dark blues ♪ 647 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,833 ♪ Listen ♪ 648 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:18,082 ♪ Long dark blues ♪ 649 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,958 ♪ Listen ♪ 650 00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,124 Hi. 651 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,333 Hi. 652 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,833 Where were you? 653 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,832 Um... 654 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:39,749 Uh, I was, uh, having sex with an old woman, 655 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:43,333 um, and getting high on drugs. 656 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,625 And drinking. 657 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:49,833 I mean, she wasn't... She's old. Like... 658 00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:55,333 She's actually, like, quite well-preserved. But, um... 659 00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:58,082 Yeah. I don't want to lie to you. 660 00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,333 Uh, I don't ever want to lie to you, so... 661 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:05,000 I'd rather you knew that that's what I've been doing. 662 00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:07,040 I mean, I've got high a few times. 663 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:09,457 Got high with Auggie at his house, and I've been drinking. 664 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,541 Like, I drank at the wedding after you left. 665 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,291 Felix. 666 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,708 I'll be out all day so you can get your stuff. 667 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:42,290 ♪ I will set you free ♪ 668 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,875 ♪ Get back on your feet ♪ 669 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:51,291 ♪ I'll brush myself off ♪ 670 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:55,541 ♪ Get back on the street ♪ 671 00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:59,416 ♪ Now we're feelin' free ♪ 672 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,541 ♪ Something you should know ♪ 673 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,583 ♪ Now you've set me free ♪ 674 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,000 ♪ Got nowhere to go ♪ 675 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:16,083 ♪ So it goes ♪ 676 00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:20,416 ♪ So it goes ♪ 677 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:24,625 ♪ So it goes ♪ 678 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:40,333 ♪ Woke up free today ♪ 679 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,291 ♪ Calling out your name ♪ 680 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,625 ♪ But that's no big deal ♪ 681 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,500 ♪ Happens every day ♪ 682 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,666 ♪ When I'm free today ♪ 683 00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:00,958 ♪ Walking in the rain ♪ 684 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,958 ♪ Tried to find your street ♪ 685 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,958 ♪ But I lost my way ♪ 686 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,958 ♪ Now that we are free ♪ 687 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:17,541 ♪ One thing left to say ♪ 687 00:37:18,305 --> 00:38:18,350 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm