"Too Much" Pity Woman

1 00:00:06,958 --> 00:00:10,250 Dear Wendy Jones. London was meant to be different. 2 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:12,875 I was supposed to be off having intercourse 3 00:00:12,958 --> 00:00:15,208 with a handsome stranger in a chic members' club, 4 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:17,375 not setting fire to my life again. 5 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:19,250 Only this time, it's literal. 6 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,708 -It's literal fire! -And what happened to you? 7 00:00:21,791 --> 00:00:25,250 Oh, I had an accident. 8 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:29,458 I'm not maimed, but I am a bit crispy. 9 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,250 Apparently, I can leave my CoO, 10 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,708 country of origin, something you probably don't get, 11 00:00:34,791 --> 00:00:38,166 'cause you're dumb, but I cannot leave my own chaos. 12 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,166 Sarnie? 13 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:50,000 No, thank you. No, thank you, nurse, on the sarnie. 14 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,583 I don't need a sarnie. I need actual pain medication. 15 00:00:52,666 --> 00:00:55,583 Like Dilaudid or ketamine or even Demerol at this point. 16 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,708 Just give me an epidural. I don't care. 17 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,791 Well, you're, um, due some paracetamol if you're in pain now. 18 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,833 If I'm in pain now? I've been in pain for 24 hours. 19 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:07,875 I know my face is stunning and untouched, but I have a horrible burn under my dress. 20 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,333 Do you care? 21 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:12,833 You have such a nice face, but you're a really bad nurse, sister. 22 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:13,916 I'm not kidding. 23 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,958 You're giving me pills I could get at a bodega. 24 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,583 I can't give you anything else. 25 00:01:17,666 --> 00:01:20,458 Well, then we find ourselves at a standstill. 26 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:25,041 Oh. But if you come visit me at Angel's Aesthetica in Marylebone, 27 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,583 on a Monday or a Wednesday… 28 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:28,083 I do injections there. 29 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:29,458 I do, like, Botox, fillers… 30 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,041 I mean, my speciality is a lip flip. 31 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,958 And… we prescribe Valiums too. 32 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:38,958 I will take the sandwich. Thank you. 33 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:41,500 Enjoy your sarnie. 34 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,041 Oh my gosh. 35 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:51,541 -Come on. Let's get outta here. -God, how did you get in? Astrid! 36 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,916 She's not allowed in here. Dogsona non grata. Let's go. 37 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,333 What are you doing? I… I… I can't go. 38 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,166 I… I'm an injured person in an injured place. 39 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,041 -Where they take care of injured. -Let's go. 40 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,958 -And I have an IV in my arm. -Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 41 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,041 Close your eyes. 42 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:06,541 -Okay. -Ow! 43 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:09,208 -Let's go. I got your shoes. -Okay. One second. 44 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:10,875 -Stop making so much fuckin' noise. -Okay. 45 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,166 -We don't need those. -Okay. Oh, I don't know. 46 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:18,083 -♪ Pressure to party… ♪ -I feel like I'm breaking out. 47 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,916 -Mind out. Mind out. -Okay. 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,875 -I'm just gonna follow you because, uh… -Congratulations! 49 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,417 -Whoa. Sorry, dude. -Sorry. 50 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,333 -Oh! Whoa! -Oh God. 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,458 I feel like… like… I feel like I'm gonna run into someone. 52 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,208 Sorry! 53 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:39,250 But I didn't sign anything. Are the police gonna come after me? 54 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,083 National Health Services, queen. 55 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:43,041 Do you know what that is? 56 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:46,375 We all got proper emo about it during COVID. It's quite a big deal here. 57 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:51,666 -Uh, are you driving me, or what? -Oh fuck. 58 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,666 You know, you don't have to be so aggressive to me about it. 59 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,791 -It's a simple mistake. -Cold? 60 00:02:58,541 --> 00:03:00,666 Oh my God! Fuck. 61 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:03,000 Oh fuck. I'm sorry. Let me get this out of your way. 62 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,000 Oh. 63 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:08,375 -Wow. There's a lot of… stuff going on. -Sorry, dog. It's a bit ashy in here. 64 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:11,041 -Try not to breathe too much. -There's a lot of cans down there. 65 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,000 -Thirsty. -Yeah, sorry. 66 00:03:12,083 --> 00:03:15,625 Don't worry about that noise. That's just… I think the battery's running out. 67 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,833 -But it's been fine… -Should we be driving this car? 68 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:20,916 -It's like… -Yeah. Been my car for ages. 69 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:24,041 'Kay. Guess we're not buckling up. 70 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:27,625 Wow. Smoking near a burn victim. That's really bold of you. 71 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,250 I mean, being a burn victim's pretty retro. 72 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,166 -Mm. -Okay. 73 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:39,958 Um, uh, you know… it's funny, 'cause, uh, you set yourself on fire, 74 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:42,333 and I once set this car on fire. 75 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:45,000 What? How? 76 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:48,583 It was just, like, a big night. It's not actually an interesting story. 77 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:52,583 Just for the record, I didn't light myself on fire. 78 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,833 -Fire lit me on fire, so… -Okay. 79 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,750 I'm so sorry that he's smoking. 80 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,583 You hate the smoke. 81 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:03,000 Fuckin' hell. All right. Fuck you. 82 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,791 -Fuck you. It's gone. -She hates it. 83 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:11,791 I can't believe that I trusted a guy I met at a bar with my princess. 84 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,208 We didn't meet at a bar. We met at a pub. 85 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:16,458 -Oi, we met in a pub? -Okay. 86 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:17,875 You want a scone, guv'nor? 87 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,666 Yeah, right. So that is… 88 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:22,791 Just so you know, is the most annoying genre of American humor. 89 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,958 Just saying what we've said back to us but in a weird EastEnders voice. 90 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:28,250 You're not charmed by me? 91 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:30,208 That is a really needy question. 92 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:33,833 -I'm not needy! I'm not! -It's a needy question. 93 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:37,791 You're needy. I don't need anything. I'm a chill girl. I'm normal. Chill. 94 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:40,875 I'm independent, and I don't need any validation from you. 95 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,074 96 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 -I made you a tea. -Oh. Thanks. 97 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,416 I love night tea. 98 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,583 I would normally try to hide this look from you, you know? 99 00:04:57,666 --> 00:04:58,708 But fuck it. 100 00:04:58,791 --> 00:05:01,541 This is who I am. I wear a pioneer nightgown. 101 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:04,041 If I was a superhero, this would be my costume. 102 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:07,375 What would your name be, though? Or what would your superpower be? 103 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:12,375 I guess the name, Pioneer Woman. And the power, eroding boundaries. 104 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,500 Nice. 105 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,500 Oh fuck. It's already 5:00 a.m. 106 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,833 I have to get up in a couple hours for work. 107 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,500 You hungry, by the way? 108 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:25,125 -Do you want one of these? -What is that? 109 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,375 Jaffa Cake. 110 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,458 -You don't know what a Jaffa Cake is? -Uh-uh. 111 00:05:29,541 --> 00:05:32,375 It's basically a mélange of chocolate and orange on the top. 112 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,166 And then on the bottom, it's like… Well… 113 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:39,791 Actually, there was a bit of an outcry about the name of them. 114 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:45,083 Because, basically, they tax biscuits, but they don't tax cakes. 115 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:48,875 So, basically, the Jaffa Cake people had to go to court 116 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:50,833 to, like, prove that they're cakes. 117 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,625 Because they do sort of seem like biscuits. 118 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,291 -Like, they come in a sleeve, so… -Cool trivia. 119 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,333 Yeah, just a bit of a Felix fact. 120 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,125 I actually really like trivia. 121 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:07,125 Makes me feel sort of calm, but also… kind of weirdly powerful. 122 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,250 Mm. 123 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:14,583 Why did you come back? 124 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,750 Uh… 125 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:21,458 Dunno. 126 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:35,041 I'm gonna take off my big dress… 127 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,875 Mm. 128 00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:54,583 -You have a lot of layers on. -I'm sorry. 129 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:57,208 It looks like you're going snowboarding or something. 130 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,833 -No, it's like… -So, why are you wearing it? 131 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,750 -It was my dad's. -Oh. 132 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:03,541 Okay. 133 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:32,541 -Are you in pain? Are you okay? -Well, it's fine now. 134 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:34,958 Okay. 135 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,750 Thanks. 136 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:57,666 It doesn't hurt? Like I'm pushing on the burnt bits? 137 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,083 -Like… -No. 138 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,791 Is it better if I, like, come over, more on this side? 139 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:03,416 You just have to stop talking. 140 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,916 -I just wanna be distracted, okay? -Okay. 141 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,375 You're, like, acting like you're on a talk show. 142 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,291 -Wow. That's a lot of eye contact. -You don't like eye contact? 143 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:27,666 No, I mean, I don't hate it. It's just… 144 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:31,666 I don't know, maybe more of a third-date thing in this country. 145 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,916 How… how would an English girl do it? 146 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:43,000 This is how I steal your soul. 147 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,875 You have to look at me. 148 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,791 -I've never had sex before. -Oh, fuck you. 149 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,333 -This is my first time. -Fuck you. 150 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,000 Whoa. 151 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,625 You look really different to how you did yesterday. 152 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:08,916 How so? 153 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,791 I don't know. Like… manager of a bank or something? 154 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:16,291 -A bank manager?! -Yeah, but in a good way. 155 00:09:16,791 --> 00:09:18,916 I have a job. I can't just wear whatever I want. 156 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I can't, like, wear a tutu or something. 157 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,666 Well, neither can I. 158 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,708 You have to wear shoes in most places these days, don't you? 159 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:28,708 I mean, what am I supposed to wear? A big, big T-shirt like you? 160 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:31,625 Hey. I like this T-shirt. It's cozy. 161 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,125 And it sort of makes my head look smaller. Have you noticed? 162 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,708 It has a tiny-head effect. 163 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:39,916 Yeah, I love the tiny-head effect. It's just so hot. Like sex on a stick. 164 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,333 It's making me wet. I'm gonna slip out of my business suit. 165 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,208 Um, so, do you think you're gonna go, or… 166 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:50,791 Yeah, at some point. 167 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:54,541 Okay. Good to know. Make yourself comfortable. 168 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,916 Shall I see you again, or…? 169 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,666 I mean, I think it'd be kind of weird if you spent all day in my house 170 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,291 and then I didn't see you again. 171 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:06,125 One hour. Or like four hours, maybe. 172 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,416 Okay. I'll get out of your hair, then. 173 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,583 -What is your job, by the way? -I'm a stripper. 174 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,541 ♪ I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley ♪ 175 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,958 ♪ I go to Hillman Listen, I'm the baddest… ♪ 176 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:20,416 Excuse me! I'm so fucking late. 177 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,250 Oh, good God. Okay. 178 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,375 ♪ I was fuckin' with base I was pitchin' to Frankie… ♪ 179 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,666 -Okay. -♪ Get 'em a hanky ♪ 180 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,625 ♪ Mommy, I'm cold, gimme my bl… ♪ 181 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:34,625 So, we got this. It's ours! 182 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,458 When we say Pip & Partners Christmas advert, 183 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:42,583 what we're really talking about is a moment in the year. 184 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:46,041 One single moment when the culture comes together. 185 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:50,708 You see, this is not some posh, woke, uh, John Lewis bullshit. 186 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:53,500 This is populist and pure. 187 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,041 That's why we're so excited to have Rita Ora. 188 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,625 Mm! My Albanian duchess. 189 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:02,500 The thing I love about Rita as Santa 190 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,833 is we're subverting expectation while playing into it totally. 191 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,208 -Mm. -She is exactly what Santa is not... 192 00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:11,333 Yeah. We still have to make it nice. And feminist. 193 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,500 Um, uh, Josie, uh, you can handle that, can't you? 194 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,250 -You know about that stuff. -Sure. Yeah. I'll relish that opportunity. 195 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:21,291 Yeah. I want you to get Stella McCartney on the calendar for this week. 196 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:26,666 She's expressed an interest in collaborating on the, uh… Santa bikini. 197 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,541 Santa bikini? I am screaming! 198 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:31,958 Um… 199 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:35,958 -Oh, uh, and of course. Welcome to… -Jessica. 200 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:40,375 Jessica, our new line producer, all the way from New York. 201 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,708 Yeah, I mean, it's such an honor. 202 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,833 -I feel I'm gonna be a part... -All very well. 203 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,125 -Scatter. -I've prepared a little something. 204 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:50,000 Uh, I trust that, uh, you're settling in. 205 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,500 Of course, if you need anything at all, just ask. 206 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,625 Well, not me, but, yeah, someone. 207 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:58,541 -I'm Josie. It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Nice hat. 208 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,625 It is so good to see you. 209 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:04,208 We worked together in the New York office. 210 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:08,500 Um, you were the creative director on the Converse Avril Lavigne campaign. 211 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:12,750 Yeah, you know, um, I've been here almost a year. 212 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,583 And, honestly, it's so hard for me to remember my old life. 213 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,666 Sorry. It's not about you. 214 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,791 It's about me. It's about America. You get it. 215 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:24,208 Kim's expat social media has massively taken off. 216 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:28,166 It's crazy. You've gotta follow @fontvoyage. 217 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,541 I'm Boss, by the way. I started out as Kim's assistant. 218 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,250 He is still, in fact, my assistant. 219 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,750 It's been really hard not to just get swept up into ideating lately. 220 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,375 Especially since I published my experimental PDF novel, 221 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,750 to much acclaim. 222 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,791 Seriously, sales have gone fuckin' insane. 223 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,250 I was able to buy a Balenciaga fanny pack with the proceeds. 224 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:46,875 Which he lost at a rave in Dalston. 225 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,166 I didn't lose it. 226 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,750 I gifted it to that Kosovan throuple, and it was Vauxhall. 227 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,666 Anyway… 228 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,666 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Did you see that? 229 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,166 He's obsessed with me. It's crazy. 230 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,416 He's, like, "married to a woman," 231 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:06,666 but he's got BCE, seriously Big Closeted Energy. 232 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,041 Meanwhile, Kim wants to lick out his assistant. 233 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,250 I'm calling HR. 234 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,708 I'm calling HR right back on you, honey. How queer are you? 235 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,791 Oh, um, no, not really gay. 236 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:19,208 I mean, I love gay people and everything that's… 237 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,125 Maybe one day I will be, but… 238 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,666 I'm actually seeing someone here, um, in London. 239 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,541 This really, like, cool guy. 240 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:29,250 He's this indie musician, um, that I met at a pub. 241 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:34,125 -Really big, tall guy. Yeah, he's tall. -Wow. An indie musician at pubs. 242 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,375 Throw a tuppence, and you hit one of those. 243 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,625 ♪ She don't like her eggs all runny ♪ 244 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:43,125 ♪ She thinks crossin' her legs is funny ♪ 245 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:46,291 ♪ She looks down her nose at money ♪ 246 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,666 ♪ She gets it... ♪ 247 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,791 I just encourage everyone to make a list 248 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:18,291 of everything they wanna experience before we're living in a fucking dystopia. 249 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,250 Hug a polar bear, kiss a butterfly… 250 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:26,250 As much as I'd like to help Belinda locate the butterfly's mouth, 251 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,208 we are here for a purpose. 252 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:32,666 To discuss an emissions protest that can actually make an impact, okay? 253 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,208 Uh, excuse me. One mo. 254 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,833 Felix! Felix! 255 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:39,208 Mm-hmm? What's up? 256 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,666 Felix, my lust for Belinda is sickening. 257 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,875 Her… her body is like a tanned dolphin, arcing out of water. 258 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,958 I… I feel really dirty about it, but… 259 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,458 She's like 20 years old. 260 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,958 In fact, she… Like, she's literally 20 years old. 261 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,916 -As if you don't shag 20-year-olds. -I'm a decade younger than you. 262 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,250 Once you're more than ten years older, got some news for you, we are all Daddy. 263 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,166 Why are you doin' this again? They eat your food. 264 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,916 They fuck up your furniture. Someone's taken the door off my room… 265 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,250 I do it because I want to build a better world 266 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,125 for the children I'm not ready to have yet and may never want. 267 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,916 Listen, do I want to get laid 268 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,500 after the years of frigid hell my ex-wife put me through 269 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,125 before ultimately leaving to then go and live on a barge? 270 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,666 -Yes. -You gonna ask me how I am? 271 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,250 How are you, Felix? 272 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:29,000 If I tell you what's on my mind, are you gonna be nice about it or a dick? 273 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,041 Oh. Well, that depends on what you tell me. 274 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,041 I think I met someone. 275 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,333 -Well… uh, you… -And? 276 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:42,166 Uh, well, you always think you've met someone. 277 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,500 I think it might be different this time. 278 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:50,416 -Since… the last one. -Just stop being a dick about it. 279 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,500 -I'm not. -Sort the smell out as well. 280 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,125 There's a fucking smell now. 281 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,000 Hey! Whatcha doin'? 282 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,833 Oh. Um, just comparing prices on two sound stages, of course. 283 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,791 Mm, fun! 284 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,250 I'm making a playlist for my friend. She just got dumped by Cruz Beckham, 285 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,333 which is the lowest thing that's happened to anyone. 286 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:14,125 -Do you wanna hear? -Oh. You probably don't want my take. 287 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,958 I mean, my ex always said I had horrible taste in music. 288 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:20,250 ♪ It's not your fault I ruin everything ♪ 289 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,625 ♪ And it's not your fault I can't be what you need! ♪ 290 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:29,791 ♪ Baby, angels like you Can't fly down here with me ♪ 291 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,791 -Okay. -♪ I'm everything they said ♪ 292 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,416 ♪ I would be… ♪ 293 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,333 What? 294 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:38,208 It's nothing. I just… 295 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:42,041 It's not real music. It's manufactured bullshit. 296 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,333 Come on. You're too smart to fall for that. 297 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:48,000 I'm not falling for anything. She's on a different level! 298 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,916 I mean, she is commentary on the manufactured pop star. 299 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,791 She's been commenting on it since her Disney days. 300 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,625 What? No, she hasn't. 301 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,541 Don't make me feel stupid for loving things. 302 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,750 Aww, sad. 303 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:07,333 But what about this new guy you're seeing? Do we like him? Can we trust him? 304 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:10,666 Is he for real, or is he, like, a trauma-bonder? Gaslighter? 305 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,208 Narcissist? Tinder Swindler? 306 00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:16,083 Oh, uh, he's… nice. 307 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:19,083 He's just that kind of guy. He's really kind. 308 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,750 -How long have you known him? -Like two days. 309 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,791 -Like two days. -She's known him two days. 310 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:28,625 A lot of life can happen in two days. Then it's two weeks. 311 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:33,291 Then it's two years… You live a life full of love. 312 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,625 And then one day, he says he wants a baby. 313 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,791 And you say, "I'm not sure." 314 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,416 Then he meets a barista in Silver Lake, and she gets pregnant, and… 315 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,208 I mean, this kind of thing can happen, even to someone who looks like me. 316 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,708 -Um, sorry. Apologies. Excuse me. -Oh. Oh. No, no, no. 317 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:58,458 No, no, carry on. Uh… Uh… I encourage feelings. 318 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:02,333 Good. 'Cause I have a few. I had to break up with my ex a while ago. 319 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,541 He did not have the emotional intelligence necessary to deal with 320 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:10,041 dating someone whose love language is being a bitch in a fun way. 321 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,041 Listen, what we're saying is don't get too comfortable too quickly, right? 322 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,375 Stay vigilant. 323 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:21,625 Seriously. Me and Kim are going out later. It's International Outfit of the Day Day… 324 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,666 It's my favorite holiday. Come with! 325 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,625 There'll be fun people that I met on "looking for friends" on Raya. 326 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:32,166 Mm-hmm. An artisanal e-cigarette designer, the guy who supplies cobalt to Cartier, 327 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,916 this ripped footballer we know who's, like, obsessed, 328 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,583 sexually obsessed, with intellectual women. 329 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:40,583 So don't set your life on fire for a ran do you met on the street. 330 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:42,416 Fuck a different ran do. 331 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:46,083 -Thanks, guys. That makes me feel amazing. -Yeah. 332 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,041 I wanna stop the chaos, Wendy. 333 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,333 And when I trust my own instincts, chaos always follows. 334 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,708 I mean, these people must know better than me. 335 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,291 Everyone knows better than me. 336 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,708 -It's coming your way. Watch out. -Right, yeah. 337 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,375 The Great Wall of Peckham. 338 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,250 -Git! -Sorry. 339 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,875 Yeah, you haven't felt like this before. 340 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:08,083 Not since the folk singer or the, uh, corset designer. 341 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:11,583 Or the Ukrainian refugee influencer. They all feel so different. 342 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:15,041 And then, inevitably, it's too real, and you're scared to end it. 343 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,583 You stay for six months and get a second girlfriend. Every time. 344 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:20,791 -Hey. Never a second girlfriend. -Yeah, but what about Linnea or Nadia? 345 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,375 Have you broken up with them? 346 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,791 Linnea, uh, left the pub in a huff 347 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,291 'cause she wanted to go to a restaurant with proper cloth napkins. 348 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000 -Fair enough. -Nadia is on holiday with her gran. 349 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,958 -Right. -But she hasn't texted me more than, like… 350 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:38,083 -I don't know, once or twice a day. -Naughty boy. No pub for you. 351 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,458 You know what you have to do if you really think this is so different. 352 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,916 -All right. Fine. -Fine. 353 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,750 I'll do that. 354 00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:01,166 Whoa. Hi. Sorry to drop by. Uh, I just wanted to say... 355 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,458 Oh. So you've come here for your punishment. 356 00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,291 Pardon? 357 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,833 -Linnea… -I know your game, mister. 358 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,791 Act like you don't give a shit. 359 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,666 Try and pull me closer. 360 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:17,166 Do you, though? 'Cause I've been trying to say that my circumstances have changed. 361 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,625 That I'm sort of tryin' to... That's really tight, mate. Okay. 362 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,583 I'm trying to change with them. 363 00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,791 Things don't feel like they've changed. 364 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:30,041 You've got a big, erect penis. 365 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,541 Yep. 366 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,250 You're obsessed with me, and that makes you angry. 367 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:40,625 You're like, "Wow. She's everything I thought I never deserved." 368 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:45,291 So you run, and you act poorly just to spit in the face of a blessing. 369 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,416 -Well… -What the fuck? 370 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,041 -Did you just spit on my chin? -Resist me! Resist me! 371 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:54,458 Linnea, I think I might have met someone else. 372 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,500 Yeah. That's perfect. 373 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,166 -No, as in, like, Linnea... -No, no, no. That's… 374 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,583 Yeah. It's getting better. 375 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:03,041 -Thank you for your support. -It's all good. 376 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,208 World needs more kindness and, you know, 377 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,208 whether you did it on purpose, I don't care. 378 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,208 You still deserve empathy, so that's why I'm here. 379 00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:11,000 -All right? -Wait, I didn't do it on purpose! 380 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:15,083 How come as soon as an intense woman meets a flame, people yell, "Witch"? 381 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,833 -I'm actually just, um, heading out, so… -Yeah? 382 00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:20,000 -Mm-hmm. -Bit of, uh, romance? 383 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,958 -Mm. -What's… what's her name? 384 00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,458 Um, his name is "football player." 385 00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:26,458 -He's a football player. Um… -Mm. 386 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:29,333 But it's never gonna work out. I have the muscle tone of a newborn, so… 387 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:34,166 Aw, listen. Don't… be nervous. Do not be nervous. Listen to me. 388 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,375 WAGs have curves, and you've got a BBA. 389 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,125 -Big, beautiful arse. -Okay. 390 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:44,083 So, just relax, and actually, I can teach you some English slang. 391 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,708 -Okay. I gotta head out. -You can use it. 392 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:49,916 Use it on your date. Really, really impress him. Um… 393 00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:53,083 "Blozza"? Do you know that one? 394 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,625 One of them. 395 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:59,833 -Yeah, that's helpful. Thank you. -"Get your leg over." It's having sex. 396 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,625 "Cottaging." Never heard of that? 397 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,500 So that's what George Michael went to jail for. 398 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:07,625 But this was before he drove his car into a Snappy Snaps in Hampstead. 399 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:11,291 Okay, do you have all the things that you came with? 400 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:14,666 -Do you know what "cunt" means? -Let's get goin'. 401 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,041 -Let's get outta here. -Okay. 402 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,583 It's really fancy. 403 00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,750 -She needs a lip. Doesn't she? -She needs a lip. 404 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,792 -Like, now. Right now. -I don't have any lipstick. 405 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,125 You look like a cartoon secretary. What's going on? 406 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,416 -Thank you. -Open. 407 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,416 Is that padded? No. That's weirder. 408 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,417 -Take off your tights. -Take off the tights. 409 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,250 Can I approach the… Consent to approach? 410 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,375 -And top… -I'm gonna take it from the knee. 411 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,500 ♪ Whoa ♪ 412 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:39,833 -♪ Whoa ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 413 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:42,291 ♪ Aiyyo, Tim man This "The Jump Off" right here, man ♪ 414 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:45,041 ♪ I been gone for a minute Now I'm back with "The Jump Off" ♪ 415 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,458 ♪ Goons in the club In case somethin' jumps off ♪ 416 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,625 ♪ And back up Before the hive let the pumps off ♪ 417 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:52,250 ♪ In the graveyard Is where you get dumped off ♪ 418 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,166 -Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. -Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. 419 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,416 What's going? 420 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,208 Pawel, this is Jessica. 421 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,250 Hi. 422 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:03,083 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too. 423 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:04,750 -I'm Pawel. -Okay. 424 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:08,250 Yeah… I play for Leyton Orient. 425 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,083 But my passion project 426 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:14,666 is the… is the line of denim I'm working on for boohooMAN. 427 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,916 -But shh, all right? -I won't tell. 428 00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:20,375 So, what are you about? 429 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:23,708 Well, first of all, congratulations on your accomplishments. 430 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:26,041 A line of denim? What?! 431 00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:30,625 Hey, I know you're nervous to be around someone so structurally attractive, 432 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:31,833 but he can sense sarcasm. 433 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:36,458 -That does translate. So, cool it, okay? -Mm. Kidding. That's awesome. Yeah. 434 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,666 Football, what the hell? 435 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,375 Is that hard? I don't know much about that. Is it hard? 436 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,083 Yeah, it's hard. 437 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:46,500 I kick the ball, and I can pay for my ex's Benz every month. 438 00:23:46,583 --> 00:23:48,875 Even though she's living with my, um, what's the word? 439 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,458 Um, cousin? 440 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:53,041 -Damn, that's ice cold. -Yeah. 441 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:54,250 Totally. 442 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,541 My ex doesn't drive. He has spatial awareness issues. 443 00:23:57,625 --> 00:24:02,000 But, um, it doesn't matter. Who cares? I'm not thinkin' about him. 444 00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:04,708 -I'm thinkin' about you! -Who cares? 445 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,750 I wanted to get to know you over this amazing dinner, and... 446 00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,375 All right, then. 447 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:15,458 -So, nah… Nah… Don't… Nah… -Whoa. Stop! Hey! 448 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,291 -You're funny, you know that? -Really? What did I say that was funny? 449 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:22,541 Yeah, you… you make funny faces. Yeah. 450 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:26,375 -Hey! Who am I? -Yeah, perfect. Yeah. Something like that. 451 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:28,541 -I love your intonations. -Oh, really? 452 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,458 Yeah, I like how you're sayin' that. 453 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,041 -Thank you. -What did she say? 454 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,750 She said she likes me. 455 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:37,541 Can't wait to have anal sex with you. 456 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,875 Really? Cool! 457 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,833 I'm kidding. Kidding. 458 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:45,708 It'd be crazy if we had anal sex on the first night that we met. 459 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,500 You can't say that anal's crazy. 460 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:49,458 -I've never done it. -It doesn't matter! 461 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,666 Not that I would never, but I just… 462 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,166 -So it's a gross thing? -I don't think it's gross. 463 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:58,541 I just think I should, you know, take a class or something first. 464 00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:00,625 What is happening now? 465 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,375 -Oh, you think that's funny? -What the…? 466 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:07,708 -You think that's funny? -It's not that kind of laughing. 467 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:08,958 It's not funny! 468 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,666 It's not fucking funny, you pathetic baby-man! 469 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,958 Okay. 470 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:17,666 Linnea? 471 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,041 -You don't like me. -Huh? 472 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,541 You don't respect me. 473 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:26,333 So, why… why have you been hanging around? 474 00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:27,500 Hey. 475 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,791 I'm not dumb, okay? 476 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,125 I know you don't really like me. 477 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:39,250 -No one likes me. -That's not true. 478 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:42,125 I bet your mum likes you. Like, she probably loves you. 479 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,625 I fucking hate this plume. 480 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:54,833 You're a nice guy, okay? But next time you date someone 481 00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:57,166 and you realize that they're not for you, 482 00:25:57,250 --> 00:26:00,583 don't pretend and slowly back out the door, 483 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,375 'cause they can feel you going. 484 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:08,958 Um… 485 00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:13,750 Can you please untie my sh… uh, feet? 486 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,166 The feet bits. 487 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,291 Sorry. 488 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,083 Come here. 489 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,666 Come here. 490 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:29,916 Linnea? 491 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,208 I'm sorry, okay? 492 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:40,333 I'm sorry. 493 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,083 That was, like, all of… 494 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:46,416 It was all really, like, super hot and sexy. 495 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,500 I just… 496 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,666 -Really? -Yeah. 497 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,958 Like, so mad impressive. 498 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:56,250 Like, you were so… like, just in it, and… 499 00:26:58,041 --> 00:26:59,500 I really tried. 500 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:03,625 Hi, Jason. You're right, my parents aren't proud. 501 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:07,666 But that's because, like 16% of the American population, 502 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:08,833 they are addicts. 503 00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:13,208 But my grandma's super proud because I just bought her a house. 504 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,666 Oh, also, say hi to your dad. 505 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:19,000 Because we've been fucking and I'm your step mommy now. 506 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,208 Mm. Here's the thing, Wendy. 507 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:27,208 I used to be afraid that the crisis was coming for me. 508 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:30,791 And now I'm realizing, what if I am the crisis? 509 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:36,833 And, you know, if I just toned it down, or if I just speak when spoken to, 510 00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:40,750 or just behave in general, maybe I could keep it at bay. 511 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,250 Jessica? 512 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:44,333 Uh… 513 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:46,208 Someone… 514 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,291 Hi. 515 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,375 One second. 516 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,625 One second. 517 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,500 Hey. Hi! 518 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,250 -What's up? -Were you, uh, talking to yourself? 519 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:59,166 You were like an M. Night Shyamalan there. Are you good? 520 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,500 Um, yeah. No, it's… it's not what it looks like. 521 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,958 I… I just make these little videos on my phone. 522 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,875 It's technically social media videos, 523 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:08,541 but my account is private, so it's just for me. 524 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,333 Just a way to express myself. You know, let it loose. 525 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,125 Just a way for me to let loose. 526 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,208 Dear Wendy Jones. 527 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,791 Today would have been seven… my seventh anniversary. 528 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:22,458 I imagined myself encircled in roses in a luxury hotel in the Caribbean, 529 00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:26,083 but instead, I'm like the goth boy in American Beauty, 530 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:29,291 filming all the garbage I so deeply relate to. 531 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,291 Uh, it's well-edited. 532 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,208 Thank you. That actually means a lot to me. 533 00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:35,958 Who is Wendy? 534 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,916 Fiction? Nonfiction? 535 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,541 She's your sister and she died, or something, um… 536 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,166 No, no, no. My sister's alive. 537 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,458 She's just, like, really severely depressed. 538 00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:47,083 Wendy is my ex's fiancée. 539 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:48,583 Your ex-fiancé? 540 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,875 No, no. My, um, ex's fiancée. 541 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:53,375 Uh, the woman that he left me for. 542 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,916 And the worst part is that I can't even hate her 543 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,333 because she pulled herself out of foster care by the bootstraps. 544 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:02,750 And, um, she has a really unique, awesome style. 545 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,750 She's a really beautiful wom… She's a beautiful woman. 546 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,708 -It's as simple as that. -Mm, you can hate her. 547 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:13,750 -You don't need to zoom. -No, you can definitely hate her. 548 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:17,666 And… and you talk to her? And you like that? 549 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,500 It feels nice talking to the woman that your ex is dicking down? 550 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:25,541 I'm genuinely asking because for me, the maths, 551 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,416 they don't… math. 552 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,416 Yeah, I mean, in my head, she's talkin' back. 553 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,125 She's sayin' things back sometimes. 554 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,000 Yeah, al… always. All the time, she's always like… 555 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:37,041 You know, you seem intense, and… 556 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,083 Thank you. 557 00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:41,625 …and really worked up, but this shows me you're doing 558 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:44,500 an excellent job of keeping it on lock in public. 559 00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:47,708 Um, I'm just trying to do what I can to survive. 560 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:52,333 Huh. I know the feeling. Uh, I'll see you out there, yeah? 561 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,625 Kim? I literally don't know which way is up anymore. 562 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,625 Sorry, I'm such a fucking mess. 563 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,875 Um… you're not a mess. 564 00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:05,416 You're… you're a work in progress. 565 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,208 It's simple. You just listen to yourself, yeah? 566 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:11,166 Thank you, Kim. I would hug you, but you're almost out the door. 567 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,000 -I'll just hug you in my mind. -Hugging back! 568 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,208 Oh. Here you are. 569 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:20,875 What did I miss? 570 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,666 Mm. You were gone for a long time. 571 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,500 You were pooping? 572 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:31,833 No, I wasn't pooping. Um, I was doing… uh, it doesn't matter. 573 00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:34,416 -"Doesn't matter." -Are you… 574 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,000 Okay. 575 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:40,041 -Mocking me. -Because you're a messy one, aren't you? 576 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,416 -Me? -Yeah. 577 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,666 I look at you, at your lips. 578 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,291 Sorry. I mean… I just, um… I hate that word. 579 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:57,208 Like, a diss that's risen in popularity in the last five years. 580 00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:01,125 And, you know, everyone being like, "I'm a mess. This shit's messy." 581 00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:05,666 Women online being like, "I'm a mess. I choose chaos." 582 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:09,708 But would a man ever be told that he's a mess? No. 583 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:10,750 Like you, Pawel. 584 00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,333 I mean, a quick bathroom Google showed me 585 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,875 that you have a wife and two-year-old twins. 586 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,000 And yet, here you are, hoping to fuck one of us. 587 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:20,875 Is it me? We don't know… yet. 588 00:31:21,791 --> 00:31:25,083 Actually, my twins are three years old. 589 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,208 Okay, that's fuckin' messy. 590 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,291 And yet, you get a freebie, right? 591 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:33,375 Because why? Because you never lit yourself on fire? 592 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:36,416 Something that I also haven't done, obviously. 593 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,875 So yeah, I guess by the world's standards, I'm messy. 594 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:41,375 But actually, I'm a work in progress. 595 00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:43,916 Because I know who I am, and I know what I want. 596 00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:46,541 And I'm listening to myself. 597 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,875 Right, Kim? 598 00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:52,750 I didn't mean for you to start immediately, but go off. 599 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,041 She goes hard in the paint. 600 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:57,000 You know what? The guy that I've been seeing for the last 46 hours? 601 00:31:57,083 --> 00:32:00,791 -Whoa. -He doesn't care. He doesn't care! 602 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,958 And if that makes him a love-bombing gas lighter, 603 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:04,708 then okay, I guess. 604 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:08,125 Then I guess I… I'm dating a love bomber. 605 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,791 I mean, I guess… 606 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,875 Yeah, I guess I choose chaos. 607 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,000 Or actually, you know what? Chaos chose me. 608 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:17,250 Because I'm fucking irresistible! 609 00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:21,083 She's amazing. 610 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:24,333 Actually, yeah. She's amazing. 611 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,166 -Don't think she likes wearing that. -How do you know that? 612 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,458 Just a vibe. Think she's a naturist. 613 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,125 Mm. 614 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:12,000 Watch it. What's a naturist? Like David Attenborough? 615 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:14,791 No, a naturist is someone who gets naked for sport. 616 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:17,083 -Hi, by the way. Sorry. That was weird. -Hi. 617 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:20,000 Um, I think you mean a nudist. 618 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,333 Like my dad's friend Skip, 619 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,833 who used to get naked, jump in the pool, and freak us all out. 620 00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:28,708 Uh, no. That sounds to me like Skip was just a full-on pervert. Yeah. 621 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,125 Well, women need to be careful of perverts. 622 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:34,333 And Tinder Swindlers. And love bombers. 623 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:36,208 Oh yeah. What is that? 624 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,875 Someone explained love bombing to me the other day, but I didn't really get it. 625 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,875 Isn't it just like being really nice to someone? 626 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,833 Oh my God. 627 00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:46,416 I do not… I can't do this with you. 628 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,583 I can't… do the emotional labor of explaining this. 629 00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:52,333 Are you a love bomber? Are you gonna buy me a piano? 630 00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,666 Uh, no. I did make you a mix, though. 631 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:57,916 Is that allowed? 632 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,916 Do you wanna listen to it? 633 00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:10,250 I don't, like, know anything about music. 634 00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:12,125 I like girly bullshit, so don't expect me 635 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,083 to, like, tell you how… what I think about it, okay? 636 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:18,166 -All you have to do is listen to it. -Okay. 637 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,166 I'm gonna give you the controls. 638 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,625 -Is that comfortable? -Mm-hmm. 639 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,000 And if you don't like a song, just skip it. All right? 640 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,166 All righty. 641 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:31,833 ["Are You with Me Now?" 642 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,750 ♪ Oh, the sinking spell ♪ 643 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:50,750 ♪ Caught at tiny heels ♪ 644 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:56,833 ♪ Pinned a notice to posts ♪ 645 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:02,583 ♪ And then crawled in my mouth ♪ 646 00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:08,416 ♪ There is a feeling I love ♪ 647 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:14,166 ♪ Buried in my brow ♪ 648 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:20,208 ♪ I have no reason to run ♪ 649 00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:25,916 ♪ I see no reason! ♪ 650 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,333 ♪ Are you with me now? ♪ 651 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,708 ♪ Ah ♪ 652 00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:41,375 ♪ Are you with me now? ♪ 653 00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,375 ♪ Ah ♪ 654 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:56,625 ♪ It's not impossible ♪ 655 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,625 ♪ It's not unfathomable ♪ 656 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:06,125 ♪ It's not unusual ♪ 657 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,000 ♪ Baby ♪ 658 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:13,583 ♪ To feel a shadow unkind ♪ 659 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:19,250 ♪ There is a feeling I love ♪ 660 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,125 ♪ Buried in my brow ♪ 661 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:31,791 ♪ I have no reason to run ♪ 662 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:37,125 ♪ I see no reason ♪ 663 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,791 ♪ Are you with me now? ♪ 664 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,458 ♪ Ah ♪ 665 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:51,791 ♪ Are you with me now? ♪ 666 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,458 ♪ Ah ♪ 666 00:36:59,305 --> 00:37:59,461 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org