"7 Bears" The Pied Butt Scratcher/Princess & the Pea-tato

1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:09,541 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:10,958 Woo-hoo! 3 00:00:11,041 --> 00:00:13,125 -[yells] -[giggling] 4 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:14,500 Woo-hoo! 5 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:17,708 -[bears] Woo-hoo! -[trumpets playing] 6 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:19,291 -[snarls] -[growls] 7 00:00:19,375 --> 00:00:20,250 Woo-hoo! 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:21,583 [Witch] Hmm? 9 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:23,375 -[cheering] -[shrieks] 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:24,500 [loud crash] 11 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:25,875 [retches] 12 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:27,125 Woo-hoo! 13 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:28,166 [crunches] 14 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,541 [gulps, farts] 15 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:30,958 -[cheering] -[giggling] 16 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:33,208 -[grunts] -[squeaks] 17 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:35,625 [music ends] 18 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:41,083 [narrator] This is the story of The Pied Piper, 19 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,750 but with bears doing what fairy-tale bears do best. 20 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:48,125 [bears] Butt scratch circle! 21 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:50,583 [narrator] Yep, scratching their butts. 22 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:53,458 [bears giggling] 23 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:55,375 -[all sigh] -Much better. 24 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:57,583 Now, time to head home, brothers. 25 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,125 Huh? 26 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,250 Um, my butt still itches. 27 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:02,625 So does mine. 28 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:03,666 Mine too! 29 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,166 Itchy butt! [grunting] 30 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:08,000 Scratching not working. [groaning] 31 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:11,250 The scratching, why doesn't it help? 32 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:15,625 Oh, Great Crystal Potato, please make it stop. 33 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,208 Shh! 34 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:18,375 [distant grunting] 35 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,416 Listen. 36 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:21,833 [Prince Charming] I can't take it anymore! 37 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,250 [guard] Can somebody please scratch my butt? 38 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,000 We're not the only ones. 39 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,500 Come on, brothers! 40 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:29,541 [bears panting] 41 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,125 [whimsical music playing] 42 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:32,625 [music fades] 43 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:34,416 [bears groaning] 44 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,875 [Prince Charming] Sc… Scratch my butt. 45 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:39,833 -[groaning] -Oh, it's-- Ow. 46 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:44,208 Prince Charming, your butt's itchy too? 47 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:48,416 Yes, it's these blasted butt-scratch bugs. [groans] 48 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,375 Oh, butt-scratch bugs. [chuckles] 49 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,333 [gasps] That sounds horrible. 50 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:55,208 Can't the king do something? 51 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:57,833 -[trumpets playing] -[King Charming clears throat] 52 00:01:57,916 --> 00:02:04,041 Loyal subjects, there is a way to get rid of the butt-scratch bugs. 53 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,625 We just need a hero. 54 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:10,666 -[bears] Oh! -Oh, we're trying to be heroes. 55 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,916 Mega-heroes, in fact! 56 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,750 This magic flute… 57 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,583 -[King Charming grunts] -[squeaks] 58 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:19,875 …will lead the bugs out of our kingdom 59 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:24,916 by placing the hair of the Butt Bug Bringer in it. 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,958 What's a Butt Bug Bringer? 61 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:29,583 The Butt Bug Bringer is the person 62 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:33,125 who brought the butt-scratch bugs to the kingdom in the first place. 63 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,291 Ah, makes sense. 64 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:38,833 Come on, brothers, all we have to do is find the Butt Bug Bringer, 65 00:02:38,916 --> 00:02:41,166 and then we'll be mega-heroes. 66 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,083 [chuckles] 67 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,458 -[grunts] -Ah! 68 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:44,750 -[grunts] -Ow! 69 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:45,791 -Yah! -Ooh! 70 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:48,583 Mm-hmm! 71 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,166 [clears throat] 72 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,458 [inhales] 73 00:02:51,541 --> 00:02:53,208 [bears gasping] 74 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:56,666 [off-key music playing] 75 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:01,250 [all grunting] 76 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,250 [all groaning] 77 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,666 [chuckling] 78 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,458 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 79 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:09,541 It does that if you put the wrong hair in. [chuckles] 80 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:13,541 [exhales] Come on, brothers, we'll find the right hair 81 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:16,666 even if we have to search the entire kingdom. 82 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:20,583 But who's gonna give a bunch of bears one of their hairs? 83 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:26,541 Right, then we'll just have to get tricky to find the Butt Bug Bringer. 84 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:27,458 [guards] Huh? 85 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,958 Good luck! 86 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:30,916 You're gonna need it. 87 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,708 -[whimsical music playing] -[bears groaning] 88 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:39,208 -[Fairy] Oh, so itchy. -Huh? 89 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:41,125 -[groans, yelps] -[thuds] 90 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:45,666 Maybe the Fairy is the Butt Bug Bringer. Let's get some of her hair and see. 91 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,083 [bear 1 groans] 92 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,375 [banging on door] 93 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,833 [bears yell] 94 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:52,583 [groaning] Ugh! 95 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,166 Something we can help you with, milady? 96 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,166 I'm trying… [grunts] 97 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,750 …to get ready for the ball, but I'm just… [grunts] 98 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:01,625 …so itchy. 99 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,000 This is our chance. 100 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,416 Time to get tricky. 101 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,958 Today's your lucky day, Fairy. 102 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:13,291 Barely Stylish Fashion Stylists are here to help. 103 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,083 Make yourself comfortable. 104 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:17,583 -And let us do our magic. -[grunts] 105 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:21,000 I'd be comfortable if my butt stopped itching. 106 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,916 -[snipping] -Relax and let's gab. 107 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,416 Did you hear Scheherazade thinks the butt bugs are just a hoax. 108 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,916 No! Well, I heard-- 109 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,750 -So itchy! -[bears] Huh? 110 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,000 [yelps] Huh? 111 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,208 -[all gasp] -[glass shatters] 112 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,083 [dramatic music playing] 113 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:38,416 [all gasping] 114 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,541 [loud rumbling] 115 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,208 -[dramatic whoosh] -[bears groaning] 116 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:44,125 [bears] Uh… 117 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:46,666 What? What are you looking at? 118 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,083 -[bear 1] Hmm. -[bears] Uh… [giggling] 119 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,166 [bear 2 grunts] 120 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:51,750 [inhaling] 121 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,708 [bears gasping] 122 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:56,625 [off-key music playing] 123 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:57,791 Huh? [yelps] 124 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,125 [laughing] 125 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,708 [yelling] 126 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:02,708 [squeaks] 127 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,958 [bears groaning] 128 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:09,000 [exhales] Guess The Fairy's not the Butt Bug Bringer after all. 129 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:12,250 -What did you do to my hair? -[bears] Huh? 130 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:15,875 I… I love it! 131 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:19,291 Delighted that you're satisfied with our service, milady. 132 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:21,541 Leave us a good review. Bye now. 133 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,333 [bears groaning] 134 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:26,833 [bears grunting] 135 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:28,166 [Brick Pig squeals] 136 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,166 -[bear 1 yelps] -[bear 2] Listen. 137 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,416 It's Pig. 138 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,541 Follow my lead. 139 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:37,416 To get a lock of Pig's hair, we're gonna have to get even trickier. 140 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,541 [groaning] 141 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,041 [knocking] 142 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:43,125 [groans] I ain't got no potatoes. 143 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,416 No, no. Good morning, sir. 144 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,375 We are the Barely Soothing Spa Service. 145 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:51,708 Would you like to try our anti-scratch stress relief treatment? 146 00:05:51,791 --> 00:05:55,166 -Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin. -[door slams] 147 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,458 [bear 1 in singsong] It's free. 148 00:05:57,541 --> 00:05:59,958 [chuckling] Oh, what are you waiting for? 149 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:02,416 [tranquil music playing] 150 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:10,708 Now, free yourself from your earthly confines. 151 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:15,875 How can I? I'm tied up and itchy. Say, what kind of massage is this? 152 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:19,000 Questions only confuse serenity. 153 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:24,833 Here, feel the inner vibrations from the sacred make-you-fall-asleep stone. 154 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:26,583 [Brick Pig sighs] 155 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:32,708 Hmm? Perfect! Now let's get a Pig hair and see if he's the Butt Bug Bringer. 156 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:33,666 [inhaling] 157 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,041 [bears gasping] 158 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:39,166 [off-key music playing] 159 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,333 [bears groaning] 160 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:42,833 Nope. 161 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:46,625 Don't worry, brothers, we'll find that Butt Bug Bringer. 162 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,375 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la-- ♪ 163 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,666 [groaning] 164 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,583 ♪ La, la-- ♪ 165 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:51,708 Oh! 166 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:53,875 -[gasps] Huh? -[snipping] 167 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:54,916 [bear 3] Got it! 168 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,625 [off-key music plays] 169 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,416 [groaning] 170 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,875 [both groaning] 171 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,333 [yelling] 172 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:03,750 -[shrieks] -[loud thud] 173 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,375 -[laughing] -[snipping] 174 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,666 Huh? [gasps] 175 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,666 [bears grunting] 176 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:13,416 [off-key music playing] 177 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,333 [grunts] 178 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,541 [groaning] 179 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,875 -[snipping] -Huh? 180 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:17,958 [off-key music plays] 181 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:19,166 [groaning] 182 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:21,875 -[groaning] -[snipping] 183 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,041 [groaning] 184 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,291 -[snoring] -[snipping] 185 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:25,916 [snipping] 186 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,041 -[snips] -[exhales] Oh! 187 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,666 [off-key music continues] 188 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,125 [bears groaning] 189 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,708 [off-key music continues] 190 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:34,166 [music ends] 191 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,000 [whimsical music plays, ends] 192 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:38,833 -[bears groaning] -[grunts] 193 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:43,958 Guess we'll just have to tell the king we couldn't find the Butt Bug Bringer. 194 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:47,166 Yeah, we've tried everyone in the kingdom. 195 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:48,625 Huh? 196 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:51,750 Hmm, not everyone. 197 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:55,583 [bears panting] 198 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,916 Halt! No one goes inside by command of the king. 199 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,875 Look, a sale on anti-itch butt cream! 200 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,833 [guards] Butt cream? Where? 201 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,875 [bears panting] 202 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,125 Oh. 203 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,291 [bears continue panting] 204 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,875 Your Majesty, 205 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:17,083 we have checked everyone's hair in the kingdom except yours, 206 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:21,583 which means… you must be the Butt Bug Bringer! 207 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,125 What? [chuckles nervously] 208 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:24,833 What are you talking about? 209 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:28,083 If I were the "Butt Bug Bringer," then I'd have an itchy butt, 210 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:31,833 and my butt doesn't itch at all. [chuckles nervously] 211 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:33,916 [bears] Mm-hmm. 212 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,291 [dramatic sting] 213 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,416 Are you sure? 214 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,958 Oh, this feels so good. Oh! 215 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,041 -[bear 1 groaning] -[whimpering] 216 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:46,291 Know what could make this even better? 217 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,083 [continues whimpering] 218 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:50,416 [bears] Butt scratch circle! 219 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,375 -[bear 2] Oh yeah. -[bear 3] Higher. Higher. 220 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,750 -[bear 4] All right! -[bear 5] That's great. 221 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,000 [bears groaning] 222 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,458 [dramatic sting] 223 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,708 [groans, yells] 224 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:05,166 Gotta scratch! Gotta scratch, scratch, scratch! 225 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,500 [groaning] 226 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:07,500 Ooh. 227 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,541 -[music ends] -[King Charming whimpers] 228 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,416 This proves nothing. 229 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,333 We'll see about that. [grunts] 230 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:16,125 -Hey! -Got one! 231 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:20,333 Brother, a tune, please? 232 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,333 [inhaling] 233 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,500 [bears gasping] 234 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,833 -[beautiful music playing] -Huh? 235 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,583 [bears cheering] 236 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,208 -Huh? -Huh? 237 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:34,958 -[squeaks] -[exhales] 238 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,083 [gasps] 239 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:37,916 [exhales] 240 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,791 -[bears sighing] -It's working! 241 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:45,250 The magic flute is making beautiful music that the butt-scratch bugs can't resist. 242 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,291 But I don't understand. 243 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,500 Why me? 244 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:52,291 Ah, don't worry about it, Your Royal Scratchiness. 245 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:53,875 We'll fix everything. 246 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,750 -[beautiful music playing] -Hooray! 247 00:09:56,833 --> 00:10:00,916 Come on, brothers, let's get rid of these bugs! 248 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:04,250 [Prince Charming, guards groaning] 249 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,041 -[bears cheering] -[both] Huh? 250 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,375 [sighing in relief] 251 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,583 -[bear 1] Yay! -[bears giggling] 252 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:11,291 [bears continue cheering] 253 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:14,333 -[beautiful music continues] -[all groaning] 254 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,541 Ooh! 255 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,375 Oh, that's better. 256 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,083 [both sigh] 257 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:20,583 [Witch groaning] 258 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,541 [sighs] Finally. 259 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,625 [beautiful music continues] 260 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,666 [bears giggling] 261 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,750 [beautiful music ends] 262 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:33,375 [soft chime] 263 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,333 -Yahoo! We did it! -Yeah! 264 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,500 [bear 1 sighs] Home at last. 265 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,250 [bear 2] We finally did it, brothers. 266 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:45,458 Those pesky butt-scratch bugs are out of the kingdom. 267 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,458 Ooh. 268 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:48,500 [bears] Hmm? 269 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,750 Come here, Brother. 270 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,666 This won't hurt a bit. 271 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,000 [yelling] 272 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,291 [bear 1] Brother! 273 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:59,375 -[bear 3] Come back! -[bear 4] We've gotta test you! 274 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,583 [bear 5] We just need a little fur! 275 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,833 -[bear 6] Come on! -[bear 1] Brother! 276 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,208 [beautiful music playing] 277 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,250 [music ends] 278 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:13,291 [narrator] Once upon a time, there was a princess who slept on a pea. 279 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,375 And once upon another time, 280 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,750 there were seven bears trying to find a magic potato. 281 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,083 Yes, I know that sounds weird. 282 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:27,708 And when the seven brothers finally found the magical Crystal Potato, 283 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:33,958 they were transformed into the heroes they were always destined to be. 284 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,208 The end. 285 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,000 [bears] Wow. 286 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,750 [ethereal music playing] 287 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,333 [squealing] 288 00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,791 Well, time to call it a night, brothers. 289 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:48,916 You're right! Tomorrow might be the day we find that Crystal Potato. 290 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,166 And we do not want to mess that up. 291 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,833 When we don't get enough sleep, 292 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:56,333 well, that's when we make our stupidest decisions. 293 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:01,583 Like that time I was so tired I thought this towel was a crown. 294 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,208 Look… [chuckles] 295 00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,375 …I'm a princess. 296 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:07,583 ♪ La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 297 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:10,375 But first, to the pee-pee palace. 298 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,875 This princess really has to go. 299 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:13,791 Ooh! 300 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,208 [bears giggling] 301 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,125 He's so funny. 302 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,458 Can we please go home now? 303 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:25,083 We've been looking for ages, and I'm exhausted. 304 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:28,041 Do you know nothing of fairy tales, Brother? 305 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,875 A prince must find a bride. 306 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,875 [squealing] 307 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:35,791 Hmm? 308 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,375 [continues squealing] 309 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,291 [shrieks] 310 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,166 [exhales, chuckles] 311 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,041 -[horse whinnies] -[gasping] 312 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,958 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 313 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,333 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 314 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:52,333 Look, a princess. 315 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 [squeaks] 316 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,083 Ouch! 317 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,833 [bear groaning] 318 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:58,541 [exhales, grunts] 319 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,250 That's a bear. 320 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:04,541 Or is it a princess that's been turned into a bear? 321 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,666 [sighs] Whatever. 322 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,750 If it'll get us home sooner, let's give her the old pea test. 323 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,083 A pea test? 324 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,208 [Prince Charming] We put a tiny pea under the bear's mattress. 325 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,416 If he can't sleep, 326 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,000 we'll know it's a princess that's been turned into a bear. 327 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,875 Then that charming little bear will transform back 328 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,458 into the princess she really is. 329 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:34,000 [bears snoring] 330 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,708 [grunts] You-- 331 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,916 [Prince Charmless grunting] 332 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:38,916 [exhales] 333 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,541 Find a pea, Brother. 334 00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:44,833 [snoring continues] 335 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,166 -[farts] -Ah. [coughs, retches] 336 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,708 All I could find was this. It's a tiny potato. 337 00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:51,625 Ah, potato, pea-tato. 338 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,416 [groaning] 339 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,250 Quick, let's get out of here. 340 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,375 Sour dreams, my beloved. 341 00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,291 [grunts] 342 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,625 [ethereal music playing] 343 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,291 [squealing] 344 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,791 -[horse whinnies] -[shrieks] 345 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:11,416 [bears continue snoring] 346 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,250 [gentle music playing] 347 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,458 -[grunts] -[squeaks] 348 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,166 [grunts, chuckles] 349 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,666 [continues snoring] 350 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,583 Uh… [groans] 351 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,750 [grunting] 352 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,833 [grunts] 353 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,833 [gasps] 354 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:29,333 -I can't sleep! -[bears gasping] 355 00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:30,708 Who's awake? 356 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:35,708 Brother, if you don't sleep, we don't sleep, and if we don't sleep, 357 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,125 we're never going to find that Crystal Potato. 358 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,666 I can't help it. 359 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,375 It's this bed. 360 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,958 It's cursed! 361 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,000 Cursed? 362 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,208 [bears yelling] 363 00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,791 [bear 1] Let's get out of here! 364 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,458 [dramatic music playing] 365 00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:50,750 [bears grunting] 366 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,583 [bears groaning] 367 00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:58,291 Um, no, brothers, I meant cursed, as in, it won't let me get to sleep. 368 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,458 [bears] Hmm? 369 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,958 -Maybe it's too hard. Here, try mine. -[yawns] 370 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,500 [grunting] 371 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,000 -[bears grunting] -[squeaking] 372 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,833 Hmm? [grunts] 373 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,791 -[bear 2] Look out! -[bear 3] Watch it! 374 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,375 [bears grunting] 375 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,833 [bear 4] Hmm? 376 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,416 -Soft… -[squeaking] 377 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,916 …bouncy… [sniffing] 378 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,041 …not too much fart smell. [gasps] 379 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:22,250 But is there any way to make it squishier? 380 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,750 [bears sighing] 381 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,375 -[bear 1] Here, give mine a shot. -[bear 2] Mine too. 382 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,291 [bears] Hyah! 383 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,083 [bear 3] Me three! Hyah! 384 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,000 [whimsical music playing] 385 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,458 I still can't sleep. 386 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,458 [bears sighing] 387 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,041 [bear 1] We'll fix that. 388 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:37,625 Thank you! 389 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,833 We'll have it back tomorrow. Sleep well! 390 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,625 -[bears grunting] -[squeaking] 391 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,958 [grunts] 392 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,125 [bears panting] 393 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,291 [whimsical music continues] 394 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,625 Well? 395 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,041 [bear 4 groaning] 396 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:57,208 Nope. Still can't sleep. 397 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,166 [sighs] 398 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:05,458 Brothers, if we want to be rested enough to find that Crystal Potato tomorrow, 399 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:09,958 then we're going to have to do some serious brainstorming. 400 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,083 [bears] Butt scratch circle! 401 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,375 -[upbeat music playing] -[grunts] 402 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,916 -[bears cheering] -[bear 1] All right. 403 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,500 [bears giggling] 404 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,750 -I've got it! -Huh? 405 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:25,166 What's the one thing that's always making fairy-tale princesses fall asleep? 406 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,083 [bears] Uh… 407 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,875 A very snuggly bear 408 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:31,166 whose butt always gets mistaken for a pillow? 409 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,250 No, poisoned apples. 410 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,791 Oh! 411 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,541 You mean poisoned Sky Potatoes. 412 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,958 [bears] Sky Potatoes! 413 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,333 -[whimsical music playing] -[bears panting] 414 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,541 [grunts] 415 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,250 [narrator] And so the seven bears set out 416 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:52,750 to find the scariest, most dangerous thing in fairy tales, 417 00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:55,625 a cursed Sky Potato. 418 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,416 Uh, I mean, apple. 419 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,166 [bears panting] 420 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,458 [bears groaning] 421 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:03,375 [bears exhaling] 422 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,791 [bears yelling] 423 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,083 -[bear 1] No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Stop! -[rumbling] 424 00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,458 [bears] Phew. 425 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:12,791 Okay, Brother. 426 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:16,625 Grab a nice, cursed Sky Potato and take a bite. 427 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:17,666 [clears throat] 428 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:19,750 [chomps] 429 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,291 -Sleepy? -Groggy? 430 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,125 Slightly drowsy? 431 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,583 -[squeaks] -[bear 4] Uh-uh. 432 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:27,166 Let me try this one. 433 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,791 [chomps, gulps] 434 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,000 Nope. How about one of these? 435 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,500 [chomps, gulps] 436 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,375 Nope. Let me try this one. 437 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,000 [chomps, gulps] 438 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,458 [gulps] 439 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,083 -[stomach rumbling] -[groans] 440 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,958 I don't feel so good. 441 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,875 [groans] 442 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:43,875 [farts] 443 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,333 Look, there's one more. 444 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,625 [groans] 445 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,708 I'm not so sure I can eat anymore. 446 00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:53,958 Come on, Brother, try. 447 00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:57,500 [grunting] 448 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,375 Let me help. [chuckles, grunts] 449 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,458 [bear 4 grunting] 450 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:01,500 [grunts] 451 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,041 [groans] 452 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,250 I've got it. 453 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,250 [grunts] 454 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,625 [gasping] 455 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,916 [whimpering] 456 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,416 [bears] No! 457 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,916 -Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! -[bears screaming] 458 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,208 [groans] My tummy hurts. 459 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,416 Explosion imminent. 460 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,708 [farts] 461 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,333 [bears yelling] 462 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:25,708 Stop it, Brother. You're making us go faster! 463 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,583 I can't help it! 464 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,625 -[farts] -[bears continue yelling] 465 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,875 [mouse panting] 466 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:32,875 [mouse shrieks] 467 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,708 -[screaming] -[bears yelling] 468 00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,916 -[loud crash] -[mouse squealing] 469 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,083 [bear 4] Whoa! 470 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,166 [yells] 471 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,541 -Brother, fart left! Quick! -[farts] 472 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,125 -Now, right! Left! -[farting] 473 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,958 -Right! -[farts] 474 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,708 Another one! Left! 475 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:52,041 No, right! Right! Right! Right! 476 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,750 Fart left! Fart left! 477 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,125 Oh, no, right! Right! 478 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,000 Here, take a right! 479 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,791 [bears yelling] 480 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,250 [bears] Whoa! 481 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,250 [yelling halts] 482 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,458 It's so beautiful up here. 483 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,208 [bears yelling] 484 00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,666 [bears grunting] 485 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:15,125 Hmm? Put on the fart brakes, Brother! 486 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,625 [bears yelling] 487 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,791 [farting] 488 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,833 [bears grunting] 489 00:19:20,916 --> 00:19:24,708 [farting continues] 490 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,750 [bear 4 sighs] 491 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,958 -[bears grunting] -[squeaking] 492 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,333 I'm okay. We're safe. 493 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,291 -"Safe"? -[bears groaning] 494 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,541 But I still can't sleep. 495 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:42,666 None of us can, and no sleep means no Crystal Potato. 496 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,541 Come on, brothers, let's just go home. 497 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:46,625 Help me push. 498 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,166 [grunting] 499 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,500 [bears groaning] 500 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,666 It's no use. We're too tired. 501 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,583 [squeaks] 502 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,958 Hmm? [gasps] 503 00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:01,625 That's it! The Witch's broom. 504 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,083 This'll get us home in no time. 505 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:08,083 The horsepower on this thing's gotta be incredible! 506 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,541 But, uh, how does it work? 507 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,625 Go. 508 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,833 [broom whirring] 509 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:17,083 [bears giggling] 510 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,000 [bear 4] Whoa! 511 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:22,750 [bear 4 yelling] 512 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,833 [yelling continues, fades] 513 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:29,750 Did we forget to do something? 514 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,416 Like, um, get on the cart? 515 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,166 -[squeaks] -[bears sighing] 516 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,500 -Come on. -I guess we gotta walk home. 517 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,208 [bear 4 continues yelling] 518 00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,958 [squealing] 519 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,208 [yelling continues] 520 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,125 [shrieks] 521 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,500 [loud crash] 522 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,666 [owl hoots] 523 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,500 [bear 4 farts, sighs] 524 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,500 [somber music playing] 525 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:59,750 It's daytime, brothers, and we didn't get any sleep. 526 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,875 Now we'll be way too tired 527 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:06,750 to find that Crystal Potato and become mega-heroes. [sighs] 528 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,333 [Prince Charmless] Well, what's this? 529 00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:12,541 It's a bunch of sleepy bears. 530 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,041 Our brother couldn't sleep all night. 531 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,291 And neither could we. [grunts] 532 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,250 Our pea test worked. 533 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,791 Your what? 534 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:24,375 Pea test. You see, we put a potato under your mattress 535 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,541 to see if this little bear was really a princess. 536 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:32,625 For only a princess is sensitive enough to be disturbed by a tiny pea… 537 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,916 [grunts] …potato. 538 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,791 Huh? [gasps] 539 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,708 [chuckles, exhales] 540 00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:40,708 [snoring] 541 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:41,833 [bears gasping] 542 00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,750 He's asleep. 543 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,250 [horse neighs] 544 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:50,958 And now, my sweet, let me gaze upon your princess-y beauty. 545 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,041 -[farts] -[retches] 546 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,333 That is not the scent of a princess. 547 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:57,500 That's because he's a bear! 548 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,916 Oh, whoa! 549 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,500 -[loud thud] -[groans] 550 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,625 [sighs] Well, I guess the pea-tato test didn't work after all. 551 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:08,708 Come along, Brother. The search for your princess continues. 552 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,666 I think I saw a toad with a tiara somewhere. 553 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:12,875 [whinnies] 554 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,916 -So, who could use a nap? -[grunts] 555 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,500 What about finding that Crystal Potato? 556 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:22,291 Eh, maybe later. We need some shut-eye. 557 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,333 [bears sighing] 558 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,250 [bears snoring] 559 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:28,125 [mouse squealing] 560 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,833 [squealing continues] 561 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,625 [whimsical music playing] 562 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,916 [squealing continues] 563 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,708 [bears continue snoring] 564 00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:42,791 [music ends] 565 00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:45,250 [closing theme music playing] 566 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,833 [music ends]