"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang F***s Up Abbott Elementary

1 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:11,597 <i>So, as you may recall, a little while back</i> 2 00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:13,358 <i>we had some volunteers at the school.</i> 3 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:15,532 Found out they were here for community service. 4 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:16,878 I wasn't tripping. 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,846 Four days, free labor and they were outta here. 6 00:00:18,984 --> 00:00:21,918 But we were alerted to some additional footage, if you will. 7 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:24,955 Turns out these clowns were up to a lot more than we knew. 8 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:26,716 <i>Welcome to Abbott Elementary,</i> 9 00:00:26,854 --> 00:00:28,407 <i>the best elementary school in the universe.</i> 10 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,237 <i>What's the deal with all the cameras?</i> 11 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:31,997 We have, like, a <i>Vanderpump</i> thing going on. 12 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:33,412 - Don't worry about it. - No! 13 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:35,932 No. I think I'll be spending my time on the other side of the camera. 14 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,589 - Thank you very much. - See? 15 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:38,935 - Yeah, okay. - Totally get that. 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,557 Um... 17 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:42,697 If Caucasian Cultural Exchange is over, 18 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:43,733 let's get to the free work. 19 00:00:43,871 --> 00:00:45,286 You got it. 20 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:49,290 Before we do that, could my associates and I talk? 21 00:00:49,428 --> 00:00:50,395 If you wanna talk, talk. 22 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:53,191 In private. I mean, away from the... 23 00:00:53,329 --> 00:00:54,813 - Yeah. That's an issue. - The cameras. Yeah. 24 00:00:54,951 --> 00:00:56,366 - Yeah. - If we could just not be near those. 25 00:00:56,504 --> 00:00:57,885 - It'll only take a second. - Frank, just go... 26 00:00:58,023 --> 00:00:59,507 - Go? - Yeah. 27 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:01,337 Yeah. We'll be right... Yeah. We'll be right back. 28 00:01:01,475 --> 00:01:03,546 - Yeah, of course. - We'll roam around your school. 29 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:05,099 - Yeah. - Just need a minute. 30 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:07,205 - What are we doing? - Go, go, go. Go. 31 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,655 Close that door and lock it. 32 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,933 - Okay. I got an idea. - Frank, 33 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,556 let's not make this a whole thing, please. 34 00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:15,316 - Just a quick in and out. - The faster we get it done, 35 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:17,007 - the better. - I see an opportunity here. 36 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,457 How's a school an opportunity? 37 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:22,910 It's not just a school. It's a gold mine. 38 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,913 I can't believe these shitheads forgot they were mic'd. 39 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:33,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 40 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:51,594 - How is a school a gold mine? - Copper piping. 41 00:01:51,732 --> 00:01:53,665 Thousands and thousands of yards of it. 42 00:01:54,321 --> 00:01:56,530 And this is an old building. They use the thick kind. 43 00:01:56,668 --> 00:01:58,739 I mean, a fence would pay a fortune 44 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:00,050 - for that stuff. - Frank. 45 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:01,431 - What? - We're not ripping copper piping 46 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:02,984 - out of a public school. - Well, why not? 47 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,814 The city's gonna make 'em do it anyway. 48 00:02:04,952 --> 00:02:07,265 And they're gonna wind up paying for it. We'd be doing them a favor. 49 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:09,163 Okay. Stop, stop. We're not doing this, all right? 50 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:11,269 We're just... We're gonna get through the day. Okay? 51 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:13,512 And then we're gonna get the hell out of here. Because I... 52 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:17,067 Oh, my God. This coffee is sludge. 53 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,069 What's the story on the snacks? Are these free or what? 54 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,555 Guys, I'm with Dennis. If I could just get this release signed, 55 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:23,833 then we could be outta here in a week. All right? 56 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:25,662 Look, I don't wanna get lice from one of these kids. 57 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,871 Did you guys know that Black people can't get lice? 58 00:02:28,355 --> 00:02:30,184 Dee, that's, like, crazy racist. 59 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:31,737 No, no, no. That's just science. 60 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,291 It's the lice who are racist. 61 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:34,878 All right. Hold on, hold on. - Racist lice? 62 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:37,640 You hear this conversation? This is us digging a deeper hole. 63 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,607 Let's please not do it. I'm begging you all. 64 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:42,403 Why is this door locked? And who are you people? 65 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,094 Oh, hi. We're your volunteers. 66 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,407 You're not supposed to be in here. This is the teachers' lounge. 67 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:48,064 Ah. Then where's the volunteers' lounge? 68 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,755 Actually, um, question. Sorry. 69 00:02:49,893 --> 00:02:51,757 Are you in charge of cleaning the coffee pots? 70 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,966 Because, um, they're really dirty 71 00:02:54,104 --> 00:02:55,209 and you're not doing a good job. 72 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:56,555 What is this? 73 00:02:57,038 --> 00:02:58,833 - Quit eating that. - Yeah. Quit eating that. 74 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,042 I'm not... I thought it was free. It's not free? 75 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,113 Y'all get the hell out of here. - Get the hell out of here. 76 00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:05,115 - Get out of here. He said. - I thought they were free. 77 00:03:05,254 --> 00:03:07,221 Get the hell out of here. You know? - Okay. All right. 78 00:03:07,359 --> 00:03:09,430 It's just a misunderstanding. Probably. - No. 79 00:03:09,568 --> 00:03:11,536 Guy's gonna be a problem. Take care of him. 80 00:03:11,674 --> 00:03:14,021 I can't say I'm surprised by any of this. 81 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,402 I mean, I liked Dee at first, 82 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,266 but things got awkward when she tried to steal you. 83 00:03:17,404 --> 00:03:18,577 That was never gonna happen. 84 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:20,786 Still. Safe to say I liked her less after that. 85 00:03:20,924 --> 00:03:23,341 But it wasn't until I saw the extra footage 86 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:26,965 that I was able to realize just how much of a... 87 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,587 Mmm. I need to say a bad word. 88 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:30,934 - It's okay. Yeah. - Yeah? 89 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,557 - I'm gonna. It's real bad. - We talked about this. Go ahead. 90 00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:36,181 How much of a total fucking cunt she was. 91 00:03:36,319 --> 00:03:38,356 I... I thought you was gonna call her a bitch. 92 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:40,910 No. I didn't feel that was strong enough. - Okay. 93 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:44,085 Bitch can be a very fine dog. That is not what this woman is. 94 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:48,504 Class, could I have your attention for one second? 95 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:51,369 You are being taught by a genius. 96 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,267 And class, if I may, 97 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:55,752 you have a genius volunteer aiding you. 98 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:56,857 Aw. 99 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,860 - You. You. - You. 100 00:03:59,998 --> 00:04:01,275 - No, you. - It's definitely you. 101 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,208 Right now. One, two, three. You. - You. 102 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,834 Back up. Go. Go out there. Go out there. Go out there. 103 00:04:08,972 --> 00:04:11,389 Okay. I notice you following that one around a bunch? 104 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:14,288 What is going on with that? I'm not picking up star vibes from her. 105 00:04:14,426 --> 00:04:15,634 She's a dud. She's a giant dud. 106 00:04:15,772 --> 00:04:18,050 But I have an idea: You follow me around, 107 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:19,742 make me the star of whatever this is, 108 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,537 and I will make this shit pop. Right? 109 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:24,436 I'll steal her man. I'll expose her for the dud she is. 110 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:26,611 What do you think? Let's work together. 111 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:28,716 Huh? Oh. 112 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:30,373 - Hey. - Hey. 113 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:32,444 We can't wait till you come back. - I can't wait to come back. 114 00:04:33,859 --> 00:04:35,136 Oh, my God. 115 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,208 I mean, what is she talking about? 116 00:04:38,347 --> 00:04:39,900 The star of the thing? What? 117 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:42,316 I don't know. She's crazy. It's a... Yeah. - She really is crazy. 118 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:44,353 - If anything, Ava's the star. - Mmm. 119 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,494 Maybe Barb. Could be me at this point. - 120 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:49,461 - But you know... - Sure. Yeah. 121 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:50,635 Sure? 122 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,914 - You don't think I've gotten... - No. No. No, absolutely. 123 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:55,122 - You're the star. - The focus... 124 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,089 They kind of go through my interpretation of it. 125 00:04:57,227 --> 00:04:58,884 - Yeah. It's for you. Yeah. - Okay. 126 00:04:59,022 --> 00:05:00,507 Well, actually, that's not what this is about. 127 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:02,440 - No. Exactly. - 'Cause it's about the kids. 128 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,821 But the good news is 129 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:07,445 she was never actually attracted to Gregory at all. 130 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,311 Sorry. 131 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:13,520 She should've been. No. 132 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:18,248 These dumbasses couldn't even pretend to volunteer for very long. 133 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:21,148 Day one, they tried to recruit athletes for their old high school. 134 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,771 Yo. 135 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:27,568 Hey, dude. Pfft. This place is the worst, man. 136 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:29,881 They're, like, totally, like, trying to teach me to read and stuff. 137 00:05:30,019 --> 00:05:31,607 And I'm just, like, playing along and being like, "Oh. 138 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:32,987 You know. You can help me." 139 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,231 But it's just like I'm trying to kill time, you know? 140 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,888 - Like, it's so boring. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. 141 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:38,338 - Sure. - What do they got you doing? 142 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,995 Uh, well, they don't really have me doing anything, 143 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,480 but I decided to do this. 144 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:44,413 Oh. What... What is this? 145 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:46,760 Well, I... I grabbed a bunch of stuff from the science class... 146 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:48,865 - Uh-huh. - And I'm doing a science experiment here. 147 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:50,557 - Is it coffee? - It is coffee. 148 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:51,765 I could smell it. 149 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,283 It's the most amazing coffee you've ever had. 150 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:55,147 - You wouldn't believe it. - Dude, sick. Give me a cup. 151 00:05:55,285 --> 00:05:57,011 I'm like Walter White over here. - Yeah, absolutely. 152 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,737 - Hey, guys. - You want this one? It's ready to go. 153 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,187 You would not believe the bozos they got 154 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:01,671 as the stars of this thing. 155 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,155 - Stars of what thing? - Yeah. 156 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:05,710 Their reality show or whatever it is they got going. 157 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:07,297 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 158 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:09,127 I keep forgetting about these guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 159 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:11,647 - Yeah, me too. - I'm gonna use it as a launching pad. 160 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,787 - I got an angle. - No, no, no. We're not doing angles, Dee. 161 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:15,444 - What smells good? - Coffee. You gotta try it. 162 00:06:15,582 --> 00:06:16,721 - Make her one. - You want one? 163 00:06:16,859 --> 00:06:18,205 - This is a coffee? Yeah. - Yeah. 164 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:19,931 It's really slow, so I'll make you a small one. 165 00:06:20,069 --> 00:06:21,760 - Raccoon on the loose. - What? 166 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:23,452 - Really? - Hey, hey. Frank, Frank. 167 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:25,971 Yeah. I bought a racoon in to keep that janitor busy. 168 00:06:26,455 --> 00:06:28,526 - Coffee me, huh? - Nice, dude. Good move. 169 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:30,113 - Yeah. - No, no. Frank, cameras. 170 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:31,529 - Yo. What's up, bitches? - Oh, shoot. 171 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,669 Have you guys seen the talent in this school? 172 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:36,430 No. No. What are you... We're just doing the one thing, okay? 173 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,363 You guys are talking about five different things. 174 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:39,951 For Christ's sake, you're all over the place. 175 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:41,366 What talent? What you talking about? 176 00:06:41,504 --> 00:06:43,092 Yeah. There's kids, like, that are taller than me. 177 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,577 I say we recruit one for the basketball team at St. Joe's. 178 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,372 - No, no, no. - Dude. Great idea, man. 179 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:50,202 - They've been sucking ass, bro. - We are just doing the one thing. Okay? 180 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,722 I want a... I want a straight line to Friday. That's it. 181 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,655 - Okay. All right. - He needs a coffee. 182 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:56,416 Yeah. Get him some coffee, man. Make a coffee for... 183 00:06:56,554 --> 00:06:57,796 - Coffee, coffee. - Mac, try a coffee. 184 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,384 - Yeah. I'll have a coffee. - It's really good. 185 00:06:59,522 --> 00:07:00,558 It's perfectly pH-balanced. 186 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:02,076 I keep forgetting about the cameras, man. 187 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:04,700 I forget about them every time, dude. - Shit. Yeah. 188 00:07:07,116 --> 00:07:08,876 It is easy to forget about the cameras. 189 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:11,258 I keep cash on me to make things "go away." 190 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:12,673 But they took it to the next level. 191 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:17,298 That's a good idea. 192 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,922 Totally profit off a young basketball player. 193 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,958 Like, pull a <i>Blind Side</i> on 'em. 194 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:24,167 Are you pissing in that locker? - Oh, it's the coffee. 195 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:26,860 - I drank so much coffee. Yeah. - It goes right through you, yeah. 196 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:28,620 Let's do the <i>Blind Side</i> thing. 197 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:30,415 Well, yeah. But I think we're not supposed to say "blind side," 198 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:32,141 - 'cause it's, like, a... - Why? 199 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,005 It got frowned upon, 'cause... It was, like, a white savior thing. 200 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:36,732 And I think white people aren't supposed to help Black people anymore. Right? 201 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:37,940 No. That's a misunderstanding. 202 00:07:38,078 --> 00:07:39,907 - Okay, good. - Yeah. You see, 203 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:41,668 St. Joe's is predominantly white teams, so we're helping the basketball team. 204 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:43,946 We're helping a white school, so it's fine. 205 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:46,707 - Look at that one. He's tall. - Don't say "that one." I know that much. 206 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,882 Let's go get him. Let's go get him. - I meant that Black kid. 207 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:54,128 Hey, kid. Look at you. Wow. 208 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,510 Wow, man. We saw you in the hall. 209 00:07:56,648 --> 00:07:58,616 - We liked everything we saw. - We did. 210 00:07:58,754 --> 00:08:00,169 What's it gonna take to convince you 211 00:08:00,307 --> 00:08:02,343 to leave a place like this and come with us? 212 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,380 We may have access to a Lexus if you wanna joyride. 213 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,002 - You like joyriding? - Vroom, vroom. 214 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:12,595 What is this? What is going on here? 215 00:08:12,733 --> 00:08:15,564 Uh... Well... 216 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:17,048 He... He left. Yeah. 217 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:19,326 Okay, you need to leave too. 218 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,431 What the... 219 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:23,123 Poor Rodney. He was really freaked out. 220 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:24,883 Maybe it was Jacob interrupting them, 221 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:26,816 or maybe it was when they found out 222 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:29,578 that Rodney is legally blind in one eye and can't shoot for shit. 223 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:31,614 Don't think we didn't try. He's trash. 224 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,824 A basketball recruit? Oh, thank God. 225 00:08:36,585 --> 00:08:38,414 My mind was going to terrible places. 226 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,556 Anyway, they got off that idea and bounced to the next one 227 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:44,385 like one of those ADHD kids. 228 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,630 The only thing I will say is, their coffee was fantastic. 229 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:53,463 Okay. Got a soy almond latte for Gregory. There we go. 230 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:56,225 - Much obliged. - Okay. And Janine. You have the... 231 00:08:56,363 --> 00:08:58,330 Yeah. It was a mocha grande half-caf with a splash of... 232 00:08:58,468 --> 00:08:59,642 - A splash of vanilla. - Yes. 233 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,402 Okay. I got you right here. 234 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,853 - There we go. Enjoy. Enjoy. - Thanks. Okay. Thank you. 235 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:06,304 Katie, I remember you. 236 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:07,857 Super complicated order. 237 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,411 I gotta say, guys. 238 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,275 This experience is not as bad as I thought it would be. 239 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:13,932 Yeah. It's fine, you know. 240 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,416 I mean, for once, laying low is maybe paying off for us. 241 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,280 No, no, no. Screw laying low. 242 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,559 I'm making a play for dingbat's guy, and it's working. 243 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,768 No. Dee, I said no angles. What're you... - Excuse me. 244 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:23,597 Guys, excuse me. I'm volunteering, 245 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,841 so I have to come through here. Yeah. 246 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:28,706 Yeah. Yeah, they said that the volunteers had to come through. 247 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:31,156 'Cause we wouldn't normally do that. 248 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:32,882 We're good people. But we had to. So... 249 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,090 What, bro? What? 250 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,094 Guys, I'm actually, like, really pissed at this school. 251 00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:40,649 Like, they have no idea how to teach people, you know? Like... 252 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,996 What, you're not learning to read? - No. It's not the reading. 253 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:45,032 I know how to read. It's 9/11, man. 254 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,482 - What-What-What? - What about 9/11? 255 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,690 Yeah? 256 00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:49,450 The kids don't know anything about it, man. 257 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,245 - They don't know what it is. - What? 258 00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:53,800 I heard a couple of 'em joking, 259 00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,733 and they were sharing funny, like, Internet memes. 260 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:58,390 And they were, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, that? I know that Internet joke thing." 261 00:09:58,528 --> 00:09:59,909 No. 262 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:01,393 - That's how they know it. - Okay. Hold on a second. I... 263 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,326 Well now I have to get involved, 'cause that's insane. 264 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:04,983 Yeah, that's kids these days. - Huh? 265 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,847 9/11 is just one giant meme to them. - Yeah, it's a big joke. 266 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,229 - It is? - Yeah. It's like Pearl Harbor. 267 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:12,819 I mean, you know, that happens. Everybody looks the other way. 268 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:15,131 Now we're all buying Japanese cars. 269 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:17,306 And now the Arabs are buying golf from us. 270 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,032 - What? - Golf's not for sale, dude. 271 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,654 The purest sport in the history of humanity? 272 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,069 What's next, football? 273 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:23,312 - Wait a minute. - What happened to "never forget"? 274 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,865 We said we weren't gonna forget. 275 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,246 We made an agreement to never forget. 276 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,317 We collectively made an agreement to never forget. 277 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,699 Next thing you know, now the camps... And just buying whatever car we want? 278 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:33,425 - I mean, what the hell is this? - We're just forgetting what happened? 279 00:10:33,563 --> 00:10:35,151 This argument went on for way too long. 280 00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:37,775 I remember every goddamn one of those attackers' names. 281 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,362 - Every goddamn one. - Of course you do. 282 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,812 - Mohamed Atta. - That guy! 283 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,745 - Marwan al-Shehhi! - Ziad Jarrah! 284 00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,368 Bin Laden! He died like the dog in the dirt that he was, man! 285 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:47,198 - That's right, goddamn it. - That's where he belongs. 286 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:50,166 - The fallen fire department! - Gonna forget about the firefighters? 287 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:54,930 These people were passionate, but dumb as shit. 288 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,829 'Cause at some point they argued themselves right into conspiracy theories. 289 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:01,246 - So it had to be a hoax. - Of course. Yes. 290 00:11:01,384 --> 00:11:03,697 I mean, steel would not melt at that temperature. 291 00:11:03,835 --> 00:11:06,596 I mean, take fire to steel and see if it melts. It won't. 292 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,184 - You try it. - No, you know what? 293 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,600 A missile sent by our own government is probably what it was. 294 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,430 I read online there wasn't even a plane. - Really? 295 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,328 I'm starting to think there wasn't even towers, dude. 296 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,261 - I'd never been to them. - Has anybody seen the towers? 297 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,816 With your own eyes, not a picture. - Exactly. Not a picture. 298 00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:21,059 I've only seen pictures that the government has shown me. 299 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:23,061 They're changing the weather now, do you know about this? 300 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,167 - They control the weather. - Yeah. With frogs. I saw that. 301 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:26,962 - They control the weather. - Yeah, with frogs. 302 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,240 Yeah, they shoot the frogs up there. - They shoot frogs up there? 303 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,345 They're throwing tornadoes at Florida. 304 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,002 Yeah. It creates a super storm. 305 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,764 - Crop control. - The oranges. There's too many oranges. 306 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:40,216 I know it sounds crazy, but I think at one point, 307 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,080 these people were trying to start a boy band. 308 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:44,565 All right. Remember to combine all three words here. 309 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,050 <i>Darnell Lewis and Jordan Cox,</i> 310 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:48,086 <i>please report to the principal's office.</i> 311 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,709 I thought it was kinda odd 312 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,918 when Ava had one of the volunteers making announcements. 313 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:55,300 - Now, really think about... - <i>No. What? Actually, wait</i>. 314 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:56,957 <i>Yeah, sorry. Go to the bathroom.</i> 315 00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:58,407 <i>No, no. Don't tell them to go to the bathroom.</i> 316 00:11:58,545 --> 00:11:59,857 <i>Dennis, the acoustics are better.</i> 317 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,479 <i>What? Have them come to the music room.</i> 318 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:03,136 <i>Yeah. Okay, fine. Darnell and Jordan,</i> 319 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:05,345 <i>please go to the music room or whatever. Thank you.</i> 320 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,278 <i>Did you have that pushed the whole time?</i> 321 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,624 <i>- The what?</i> <i>No, which... What?</i> - Keep doing your work. 322 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,074 I'll be right back. 323 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:12,801 So I had to go down there and check it out for myself. 324 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:18,254 ♪ <i>I'll make love to you</i> <i>Like you want me to</i> ♪ 325 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:24,295 ♪ <i>And I'll hold you tight</i> <i>Baby, all through the night</i> ♪ 326 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:27,194 - Ooh. This is what we want. - Yeah, yeah. 327 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:29,196 - This is good. - A little pitchy at times. 328 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,819 - Very good singer. - Very nice. 329 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,752 He's a little pitchy, but it's fine. - Yeah? But... 330 00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:36,031 My main concern is he's coming off like kind of a nerd. 331 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:37,618 You know we've already got our nerd. 332 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,896 - We need a bad boy. - We do. 333 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,795 Hey, Steven, would you say you're a bad boy? 334 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,107 I don't know. 335 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,556 - You don't know? - You don't know, huh? 336 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,593 I feel like a bad boy would know if he was bad, right? 337 00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:47,939 - Yeah, he might. - I think so. 338 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,872 Damn it. I told Mac to get the detention list. 339 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,356 Yeah, 'cause that's how we're gonna find... 340 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:53,186 Hey. Hey. How we doing? All right. 341 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,050 What's going on in here? 342 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:58,087 Uh, we're just having auditions. Well, Ava said it was okay. 343 00:12:58,225 --> 00:12:59,882 Ava said we could use the room. 344 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,022 - And we got her... - Real quick, just wanna walk this back. 345 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,956 Um, Ava said that it was okay for you to pull kids out of class 346 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,337 - so they could sing for you? - Yeah. 347 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,097 Yeah. Otherwise how are we gonna know who's the... 348 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:10,686 It was kinda like a class. In a way, it's a music class. 349 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,206 Basically like, we're just kind of, like, shopping for kids here, 350 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,897 and we got a pretty good collection. 351 00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:17,141 You know, we got a nerd and we got the boy next door. 352 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,281 We got the ugly one that people feel sorry for, but we... 353 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,870 He's so ugly too. But he is uglier than... 354 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,216 Maybe too ugly. 355 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,734 - Yeah, maybe too ugly. - Now we found our bad boy. 356 00:13:24,873 --> 00:13:27,703 You see, the bad boy is the most important one. 357 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:32,225 Because the bad boy makes the sexual component less weird. 358 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:40,716 Yeah. I wouldn't have said that, but... 359 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,718 That's not why. That's not really the... 360 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,685 This was some crazy shit. I didn't wanna deal with it, 361 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,825 so I took it to Ava. 362 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,380 Ava. 363 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,831 - What? - The others were right. 364 00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,660 These volunteers have got to go. 365 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,904 No. You were right. They're amazing, and they're staying. 366 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,803 Shit. I might frame 'em for another crime just to get their hours up. 367 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:00,115 What? What? No. 368 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:02,600 Did I ask you to stop steaming? 369 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,954 Okay. She was right. 370 00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,819 Between fighting teachers, pissing in lockers and the boy band thing, 371 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:16,062 I should have booted their ass. 372 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,374 Because that white woman was going in. 373 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:22,033 What do you mean you didn't get the fight on camera? 374 00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,759 What is wrong with you? 375 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,073 I let that bitch kick my ass so that I could look like a victim. 376 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,075 You think I couldn't kick her... 377 00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:31,594 She's tiny. I could destroy her. 378 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,907 I'd rip her hair out. 379 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,323 I'd rip this whole school bald if I wanted to, 380 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,394 oh, but that would like some kind of hate crime 381 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:39,809 in the liberal media. 382 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,743 Wouldn't they just love that. No. I'm not doing it. 383 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,092 What's wrong with you? You call yourself a camera crew? 384 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,577 Oh, my God. Get your head out of your ass. 385 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:50,579 Nah, I've seen some shit. 386 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:53,202 But crazy white people hit different. 387 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,514 "Let me kick her ass?" 388 00:14:55,308 --> 00:15:00,589 No. I am not a violent person, but if I wanna kick someone's ass, I will. 389 00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:03,212 "Let me kick her ass." She said that? 390 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,353 No. No. And you know what? I'm not mad. 391 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:09,909 I'm not, because I am totally over that woman, 392 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:13,740 um, because I'm a happy person. So... 393 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,989 I'm so sorry. I saw a mosquito. 394 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,545 Yes. So at one point, 395 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:28,375 I was misled into believing they were shooting an educational video 396 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,826 in the vein of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire." 397 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,586 I don't know how the fuck they got on this. 398 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,450 Bye. See youse. 399 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,695 Knock, knock, knock. I've got a piping hot 400 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,387 caramel macchiato for a Melissa. 401 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,630 That's me. 402 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,632 - Oh, there you are. - Thank you, Dennis. 403 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,392 It's my pleasure. Absolutely. Hey, go birds. 404 00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:46,635 - Go birds. - Hey, listen. 405 00:15:46,773 --> 00:15:48,430 Um, might I trouble you with a query? 406 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:52,054 On the subject of Billy Joel with the scale being, one: 407 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,953 "I can't stand his music" to ten: 408 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:56,852 "I think he's the single greatest musician in the history of sound," 409 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,233 where do you place the man? 410 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:01,477 Negative five. But you know who is a massive fan? 411 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,308 A hundred fifty. A million ten. Infinity. 412 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,137 Amazing. Okay, great. Yeah. 413 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,243 So we are actually looking to recruit teachers 414 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,935 to help us with a little song. 415 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,766 By that point, I should have known better 416 00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:17,528 but, um, I'm a sucker for anything Billy Joel related, so... 417 00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:19,633 - Yeah. - This is really exciting, guys. 418 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,739 Okay. So here's what we're gonna do. 419 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:23,223 You, our modern educators, 420 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,191 are going to sing the updated lyrics 421 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,365 to Billy Joel's classic song, 422 00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,817 and we will be reenacting the iconic historical moments 423 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:32,267 on video at a later date. 424 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,269 Oh, my God. Can we be part of that as well? 'Cause... 425 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:35,995 I feel like it wouldn't be right if you weren't. 426 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,824 That's great. Let's get them involved. - Yeah. 427 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,067 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. 428 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:40,551 Matter of fact, I'm gonna film the rehearsal. 429 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,001 Yeah, just shoot it. Shoot everything. 430 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:43,692 Okay, I'm gonna stumble through one. 431 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,314 Don't worry if you get it wrong. 432 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,489 - Okay. Yeah. - Let's just try it from the top. Okay? Um... 433 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:49,939 Okay. And... 434 00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,183 ♪ <i>Caitlin Clark</i> <i>And Angel Reese</i> ♪ 435 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,392 ♪ <i>Captain Sully</i> <i>Hit some geese</i> ♪ 436 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,394 ♪ <i>Marijuana legalized</i> ♪ 437 00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:58,396 ♪ <i>Price of copper</i> <i>Is on the rise</i> ♪ 438 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,433 ♪ <i>Kaepernick takes a knee</i> ♪ 439 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:02,573 ♪ <i>Ozempic cures obesity</i> ♪ 440 00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:06,680 ♪ <i>Y2K was overblown</i> <i>They shut down Guantánamo</i> ♪ 441 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,580 ♪ <i>We didn't start the fire</i> ♪ 442 00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,892 ♪ <i>It was always burning</i> ♪ 443 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,205 <i>- </i>♪ <i>Always burning</i> ♪ <i>- </i>♪ <i>Since the world's Been turning</i> ♪ 444 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,276 <i>- </i>♪ <i>Since the world's Been turning</i>♪ <i>- ♪ We didn't start the fire ♪</i> 445 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,658 - <i>-♪ We didn't start the fire ♪</i> <i>- </i>♪ <i>It was always burning</i> ♪ 446 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,798 <i>- </i>♪ <i>Since the world's</i> <i>Been turning</i>♪ <i>- </i>♪ <i>It's always turning</i> ♪ 447 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,524 ♪ <i>We didn't, we didn't</i> <i>We didn't, we didn't</i> ♪ 448 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,629 ♪ <i>We didn't</i> <i>We didn't, we didn't</i> ♪ 449 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,769 ♪ <i>We didn't start the fire</i> ♪ 450 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,426 Actually, they did start a fire. 451 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,222 You see this? Look, it's not even wilting. 452 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,086 Mac, that's indestructible. 453 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:35,192 You're telling me that an entire building is gonna melt to the ground 454 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,779 but we can't even melt the bench? 455 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,091 - I don't think so. Oh. - Oh! 456 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,473 Oh, shit. It's going up the wall. 457 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:42,475 But eventually, the whole song thing fell apart 458 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,271 when they discovered something that they did not like. 459 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:49,137 Wow. Wow, guys. That was amazing. - Yes. 460 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,587 - Love it. You guys. - Charlie. 461 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:54,418 Look, guys. I'm so excited and I really can't wait 462 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:57,214 to be a part of the reenactment. I just want to throw that out there again, 463 00:17:57,352 --> 00:18:00,458 but I'm just curious, like, as to why you guys are doing it? 464 00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:01,908 I just was wondering. 465 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,703 - Fair. Fair. - Yeah. That's a good question. Like... 466 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,981 So we realized that the kids don't know anything about 9/11 really. 467 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,638 It's like a joke or a meme to them. 468 00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,329 And, like, "Never forget," you know? 469 00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:11,642 We said, "Never forget," and they seemed to have forgotten. 470 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,023 I love this. I mean, I love this. 471 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:16,267 Human beings have been educating one another 472 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,959 through the method of song for generations 473 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,790 that predate even the most ancient of societies. 474 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:22,963 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 475 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,345 This particular song was instrumental, 476 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,209 I would say, in our education... - It was big for us. 477 00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,487 And we just felt like it was due for an update. Right. 478 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,351 - It's due for an update. - Yes. 479 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:33,284 And I love that you guys did it almost better than Fall Out Boy, you know? 480 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:34,975 With the lyric change and everything. - Yeah. 481 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,460 Well then, no this is Billy Joel's song. 482 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:41,120 No, no. The band Fall Out Boy, they already did an update... 483 00:18:41,258 --> 00:18:42,328 - Yeah. - Like, of this song. 484 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,226 Changed all the lyrics and... 485 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,055 Who's Fall Out Boy? 486 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:48,230 It's an emo band that did a really good update. It was really good. 487 00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:49,645 - Okay. - Yeah. 488 00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,441 I thought that's why you... - Yeah. 489 00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,305 Will you excuse us for a moment? 490 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:55,720 We're gonna need a... 491 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:56,928 We're just gonna need a minute. - Okay. 492 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,241 Is it to go listen to their version? 493 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,346 - To... - No. 494 00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:01,485 - No. - Oh, okay. 495 00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,005 Apparently, this Fall Out Boy thing was a big deal to them. 496 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,386 Son of a bitch! 497 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,354 Every goddamn time we try a single thing 498 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,149 this goddamn Fall Out Boy! 499 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,530 - Goddamn pricks! - Always a step ahead of us! Fuckers! 500 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,222 I mean, the Ed Hardy jeans. 501 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,395 - The spiked hair. - Yeah! 502 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,017 Plus the eyeliner! That was my look. 503 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,571 - He stole it from me. - It was your look, Mac! 504 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,297 That has been your look! 505 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,471 - Goddamn Fall Out Boy. - This goddamn Fall Out Boy. 506 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:24,232 I've got nothing for this. 507 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,373 In all my years of teaching primary school, 508 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:32,240 I have never seen a student of mine tantrum that long. 509 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:34,725 And these were full-grown adults 510 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:37,555 with fully-developed frontal lobes. 511 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:38,867 I thought they were done. 512 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,420 But then, I found this video online. 513 00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:43,147 It was titled "Fall Out Boy can't stop us." 514 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,772 ♪ <i>Caitlin Clark</i> <i>And Angel Reese</i> ♪ 515 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,567 ♪ <i>Captain Sully</i> <i>Hit some geese</i> ♪ 516 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,466 ♪ <i>Marijuana legalized</i> ♪ 517 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:54,400 ♪ <i>Price of copper</i> <i>Is on the rise</i> ♪ 518 00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,091 ♪ <i>Kaepernick takes a knee</i> ♪ 519 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,369 ♪ <i>Ozempic cures obesity</i> ♪ 520 00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:02,408 ♪ <i>Y2K was overblown</i> <i>They shut down Guantánamo</i> ♪ 521 00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,272 ♪ <i>We didn't start the</i>... ♪ 522 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,825 I gotta hand it to these jabronis. 523 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,620 'Cause I didn't really like the original, 524 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,932 'cause I felt like Billy Joel didn't even try 525 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,107 to match the lyrics to the video, 526 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,729 but these guys, they milked the school 527 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,353 for every minute of content they could. 528 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:18,907 It reminded me of that verse on DMX's "What You Want." 529 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,634 "There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia." 530 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,774 I wasn't mad at it. It was a bop. 531 00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,742 Look, at the end of the day, did I like those people? 532 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:28,675 No. I did not. 533 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,125 But I will admit 534 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,784 that what they did before they left was pretty nice. 535 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:36,131 Thank you all so much for coming here. 536 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,271 Please enjoy a round of drinks on us. 537 00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:40,584 - Johnnie Walker Blue. - No spirits. 538 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,620 Chardonnay, please. 539 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,036 Gosh, we don't have a bottle already open. 540 00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,590 - Yeah. - Okay. Heineken. 541 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,177 - Well, no imports though. - Yeah. 542 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,731 Jesus Christ. 543 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:51,664 How about an iced tea? 544 00:20:52,492 --> 00:20:55,323 Iced tea. Uh, I think we have ice. - Mm-mmm. 545 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:56,669 Nope. You don't have ice. 546 00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:58,395 - I already checked. And... - Yeah, no. 547 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,844 We're off water altogether. 548 00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:01,467 - Sorry. - We're not doing water anymore in the bar. 549 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:02,571 It's a whole thing. 550 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,953 I am so sorry, but why are we here? 551 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:06,472 - Like, what is this? - Oh, right. 552 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,025 Yes, no. Fair. Um, yeah. 553 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,820 Well, listen, we just wanted to let you know 554 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,961 that our experience with you really touched us. 555 00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:16,930 You know, you blindsided us with your heart 556 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,518 and your care for those children. 557 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,865 And while Frank is sorry that he couldn't be here today, 558 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:25,214 he did spring for this gift for your teacher's lounge. 559 00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:26,388 Mac. 560 00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:28,839 A new espresso machine. 561 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,843 Nice, right? We don't even have one of these. 562 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:35,639 May you be as happy as you are caffeinated. 563 00:21:37,951 --> 00:21:39,884 Maybe they're kinda sweet. That was kinda sweet. 564 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,230 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 565 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:43,474 It wasn't that sweet. Come with me. 566 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:49,308 I think they lured us down to their bar so the old one could do this. 567 00:21:54,899 --> 00:21:57,419 He must've ripped out about a hundred feet of copper. 568 00:21:58,282 --> 00:21:59,559 But on the bright side, 569 00:21:59,697 --> 00:22:01,872 the state was gonna make us move out some old pipes, 570 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,564 so actually he saved us a few grand in construction costs. 571 00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:08,257 I'm gonna lose my job if anyone sees this, so burn those tapes. 571 00:22:09,305 --> 00:23:09,156