"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Frank Is in a Coma

1 00:00:07,283 --> 00:00:09,423 <i>- How cool is that? - That's what I'm saying.</i> 2 00:00:09,561 --> 00:00:11,528 <i>The attention to detail is remarkable.</i> 3 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:13,944 It's all about the presentation. - What's it made out of? 4 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:17,569 I don't know. The usual. Like eggs, butter, flour. 5 00:00:17,707 --> 00:00:19,226 - Shit, really? - No... 6 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:21,159 Oh, it tastes like cardboard. 7 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:23,161 Hold on a second. What is everybody talking about? 8 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,025 This show. It's amazing. 9 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:30,651 They get genius bakers to disguise cake as ordinary objects. It's nuts. 10 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:32,273 Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank. 11 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:33,895 We're talking about this elegant invitation 12 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,208 to the Ben Franklin Liberty Ball. - Where'd you get that? 13 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:38,245 - I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it. 14 00:00:38,383 --> 00:00:40,005 - Oh. - Hang on. 15 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:42,801 You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no? 16 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,285 I know, and I'm really sorry. 17 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,804 - It's not so bad in there. - Digging for loose change... 18 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:47,461 - You find some treasures. - Find stuff like this. 19 00:00:47,599 --> 00:00:49,256 - See what I'm saying? - Therein lies the problem. 20 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:51,085 We're rooting around in trash for opportunities 21 00:00:51,223 --> 00:00:52,742 when we should be attending elite galas. 22 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,124 Ah, those galas are a waste of time. 23 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:58,541 I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines, 24 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:02,821 eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals. 25 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:04,823 - That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun. 26 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:08,137 The exact kind of thing we brought you into our operation years ago for, Frank. 27 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,208 To do stuff like that to elevate us, 28 00:01:10,346 --> 00:01:14,315 not to drag us down by having conversations about what is or isn't cake. 29 00:01:14,453 --> 00:01:15,420 - Right? - Making a good point. 30 00:01:15,558 --> 00:01:17,594 The cake is the whole thing. 31 00:01:17,732 --> 00:01:21,667 You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid. 32 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:24,325 - What are we talking about? - You just don't get it. 33 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:26,948 Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? 34 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,848 Like every normal human being, so I don't have to root around in the dumpsters. 35 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:31,815 - You don't mean that. - I absolutely do mean it. 36 00:01:31,953 --> 00:01:33,265 - In fact, you know what? - Good. 37 00:01:33,403 --> 00:01:35,095 What you hiding in your pockets? Any change in there? 38 00:01:35,233 --> 00:01:36,958 - Get out of here. Get away. - No. Give me your... 39 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,995 - Dee, tickle him. - Don't. Don't, don't, don't! 40 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,445 - Yeah, yeah. Tickle him. - Yeah. 41 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:42,792 Back off, bitch. 42 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:45,035 - I don't like it. It hurts. - You don't like it? 43 00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:46,796 Oh, yeah? If it hurts, why you laughing? 44 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:51,628 Uh-oh. 45 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:54,424 Frank, knock it off. What are you doing? 46 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:01,811 Is he good? 47 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:09,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 48 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,942 All right, guys, let's not worry, all right? This guy's tough as nails. 49 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,255 I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, 50 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:34,154 and he always pops right up in the morning. 51 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:35,396 Well, that's just sleep. 52 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:36,915 - Are you sure? - You're describing sleep. 53 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:39,400 - You've seen him sleep. - Okay, what's the difference? 54 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:40,919 Either way, listen, 55 00:02:41,057 --> 00:02:43,266 I think our organization is at a bit of a crossroads now. 56 00:02:43,404 --> 00:02:46,994 I mean, this man was our de facto leader, now he's literal dead weight. 57 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:48,478 It's not like we could just, you know, 58 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:50,377 wheel him around and plug him in wherever we go. 59 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:52,655 No, we could. We just get a big battery or something, 60 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:54,346 - like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid. 61 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:56,555 They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator. 62 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:59,248 And spend all our money on gas? - Oh, right, right. 63 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:01,388 But either way, that's not the point I'm trying to make. 64 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:05,875 What I'm saying is even if he does live, I think we need to move on from this man. 65 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:08,705 Okay, well, look, why don't we just let the lady finish, 66 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:10,466 and then we devise a plan. Sound good? 67 00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:12,502 Yeah, that's the right thing to do. - Sure. Yeah. Okay. 68 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,090 Sorry. You were saying? 69 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,713 Yes, like I say, 70 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:19,854 Frank requests to convalesce here instead of hospital. 71 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,131 - Obviously it's happening... - Clearly. 72 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,926 One of you is Deandra? 73 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:24,928 Yeah, that's me. What'd I win? 74 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:28,484 In event that his heart rate drops below 50 beats per minute, 75 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:30,796 you will remove life support 76 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:33,351 - and facilitate death. - Why me? 77 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,835 Maybe because you tickled the man to death. 78 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:36,457 - Yeah. - You think it was the tickling 79 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:38,148 and not the decades of whores and drugs... - I don't know. 80 00:03:38,287 --> 00:03:39,702 And living under sewers and bridges? 81 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,807 Where's the expression come from? "Tickle a man to death." 82 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,153 "Tickled to death." That's a thing. 83 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:46,398 Dee, it's the man's dying wish. - Yeah. 84 00:03:46,536 --> 00:03:49,746 Perhaps you're all experiencing stages of grief. 85 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:54,234 First is denial, then anger, bargaining, 86 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:56,891 depression, and acceptance. 87 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,341 Is it lecture time? 88 00:03:58,479 --> 00:03:59,998 I didn't realize I was back in school. - No. 89 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:02,345 Professor Doctor over here. Yeah. - 90 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,830 I deny what you're saying, by the way. - Absolutely. It's not that. 91 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,625 - Yeah, let's roll. - No, no, no. Where you going? 92 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:09,110 We'll come back. We were gonna go to Paddy's and grab some supplies. 93 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,665 Yeah. We'll go to Paddy's. We'll get some beers and some more chairs. 94 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:13,322 Uh-huh. What's wrong with the chairs? 95 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:16,601 Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax. 96 00:04:17,187 --> 00:04:19,742 - I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either. 97 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,984 Fine, have it your way. 98 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,814 - We'll get cheeseless chairs. - Great. 99 00:04:22,952 --> 00:04:26,921 - Get beers and come right back. - Dee. We'll be right back. 100 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:28,923 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 101 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,168 Hey, just to be clear, we're going to that gala, right? 102 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,963 That's exactly where we're going. - Absolutely. 103 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:36,448 I just figured in the interest of streamlining things, we cut Dee loose. 104 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:38,139 - I think that's right. - Does that feel right? 105 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,694 We can't have her there. It's not gonna be a good look for us. 106 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:44,214 You know, guys, Frank's situation's got me reflecting on, like, where we are, 107 00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:47,632 and I'm afraid we've drifted a little too far off track from our original goal. 108 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,496 I mean, I don't know if you recall, 109 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:51,325 but we were never supposed to own only one bar. 110 00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:54,259 No, Paddy's was always supposed to be, like, a global brand, you know? 111 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,296 Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars. 112 00:04:56,434 --> 00:05:00,230 Exactly, yes, but bringing your friendly neighborhood watering hole to everybody. 113 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,474 Everywhere, right? A Paddy's on every corner, right? 114 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,442 Airports, shopping malls, 115 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:06,513 - drive-throughs. - Yeah, schools, churches, like, little... 116 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:08,515 - Hundred percent. - What went wrong? Like, what went... 117 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:10,655 - When Dee got involved. - Yes. 118 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,174 And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does. 119 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,384 - Then Frank got involved. - All women, kind of. And then Frank. 120 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,800 I can't totally deny that. I mean, the stats are there, right? 121 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:19,526 - The stats are there. - We got distracted. 122 00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:21,355 It was like dude, dude, dude, dude, woman. Right? 123 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:22,977 - Let's get back on track, okay? - Yeah, yeah. 124 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,704 Look, this gala is the perfect opportunity for us... 125 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:28,051 It's gonna be jam-packed with wealthy benefactors 126 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:31,400 who are champing at the bit to strap themselves to our rocket ship. 127 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:33,919 Yeah. Please, like, let's not worry about Frank. 128 00:05:34,057 --> 00:05:36,577 Trust me, he's gonna be totally fine. 129 00:05:43,826 --> 00:05:45,172 God, I hate this. 130 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:48,244 How long is it gonna to take for him to kick the bucket? 131 00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:51,351 E-everyone is different. 132 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,492 No, I get that, but it's like days or weeks? 133 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,012 You know, studies suggest that coma patients can hear. 134 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:01,499 Perhaps you speak with Frank. 135 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,846 Oh, no, no. I'm good. 136 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:06,469 I didn't really love talking to the guy when he was alive, you know? 137 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:08,782 - He's still alive. - Oh... 138 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,749 You know what I mean. I just... 139 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:13,200 I don't like him. It's time to cut him loose. 140 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,788 This is happening at a good time for me. 141 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:17,549 It's natural to be in denial. 142 00:06:17,687 --> 00:06:19,068 Oh, my God. Here you go again. 143 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:22,105 Lady, I'm not in denial. I just don't care about Frank. 144 00:06:22,243 --> 00:06:25,315 Which I... I can hear it when it comes out of my mouth. 145 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:28,077 That sounds like I-I'm in denial, but y-you know what you're doing? 146 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:29,458 You're painting me into a corner. 147 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,460 You're boxing me out and leaving me with nothing to say 148 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:34,014 that doesn't sound like I'm in denial. I have no way to win this fight. 149 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:38,121 Hey, does it say anything in those files about what kind of action I'm getting? 150 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:43,092 - I do not understand. - Inheritance. Gotta get my money. 151 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,887 Headed down to South America. 152 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:47,372 Gonna get some cosmetic surgery done on the cheap. 153 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,099 I won't go into too much detail, 154 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:53,827 but let's just say I'll probably need two seats on the flight back. 155 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,554 I'm getting my ass done. 156 00:06:57,693 --> 00:07:00,005 Ooh. I might get a foot reduction while I'm down there too. 157 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:01,869 Although, you know what? That's not a good idea. 158 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:04,527 No, I'm gonna need these feet to carry that big fat ass around. 159 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,360 Look at the chandeliers. 160 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:12,777 Wow, this is such a fancy gala. 161 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:15,607 I'm not seeing a lot of tuxes, I gotta say. But you know what? 162 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:19,059 I think we'll just tell people that we came from an even fancier gala. 163 00:07:19,197 --> 00:07:20,336 - Yeah. - Right? 164 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,165 That'll make us look cool. Okay. - It will. 165 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:27,170 Now, I'm thinking that table right there, that's where we make our move. 166 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:28,620 - Wow. - Yeah. 167 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:30,726 - Those guys look intense. - Those are heavy hitters. 168 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:34,281 I got an angle. Okay. We go in there. We say that we're the Smuckers brothers. 169 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:36,870 Why? 170 00:07:37,008 --> 00:07:38,458 Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers. 171 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:42,116 We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South. 172 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,015 How does that get us closer to the goal? 173 00:07:44,153 --> 00:07:46,707 They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates. 174 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,916 I think that you are confusing... - Magnates? 175 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,953 The Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers 176 00:07:51,091 --> 00:07:53,058 who were a folk singing duo from the '50s. 177 00:07:53,196 --> 00:07:55,164 - Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian. 178 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:56,959 Stop. What are we talking about? 179 00:07:57,097 --> 00:07:59,686 None of that gets us closer to the goal of franchising Paddy's. 180 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,653 Well, we just want to make a good impression, you know? 181 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:03,793 Yeah, yeah, like... And so who are we playing? 182 00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:05,692 We'll just be ourselves. 183 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,866 I don't feel comfortable playing myself. 184 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:09,730 We haven't done that in ages, man. 185 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:12,146 Guys, don't do this to yourselves, okay? Listen, we belong here, right? 186 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:15,564 We're not asking for a handout. We're not asking these people for favors. 187 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:17,842 Hell, we're doing them a favor by giving them the opportunity 188 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,396 to get in on the ground floor of a cultural juggernaut. 189 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,742 - Yeah. - Yeah. 190 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,399 And if they even hesitate, boom, offer rescinded. 191 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,538 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Okay? 192 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:26,402 We are young self-made entrepreneurs 193 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,818 who are about to change the way the world consumes alcohol. 194 00:08:28,956 --> 00:08:30,130 - Oh, yeah, dude. - Yeah. 195 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:31,441 That's getting me fired up, man. - Yeah! 196 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,029 I feel like I could run through a brick wall. 197 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,893 - Hell yeah. - Do it right now. Do it right now. 198 00:08:35,031 --> 00:08:37,689 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Don't actually run through a brick wall. 199 00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:39,139 I wanted to impress Charlie. 200 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:41,072 They're not brick. These will knock down. - Listen. 201 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,799 Do carry that feeling with you. Okay? I like the confidence. 202 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:48,355 So pop your chins up, puff your chests out and follow my lead. 203 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:51,600 - Let's do it. - That's a... That's a little much. Just... 204 00:08:53,463 --> 00:08:55,845 Less stiff. Just... All right, forget the chin and chest thing. 205 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:57,157 - Just... - Okay. 206 00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,160 I don't... I can't forget it though 'cause he said it. 207 00:09:00,298 --> 00:09:03,197 Well, how we doing over here, fellas? 208 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh, great. Um, and we'll... we'll do another bottle. 209 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,619 - Uh, uh... Yep. - Good. Yeah. 210 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:13,587 Also, we're ready for dessert, so we can clear all this. 211 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,313 - Right away, sir. Yes. - Uh-huh. Yeah, of course. 212 00:09:18,523 --> 00:09:22,596 Oh, God, this is boring. I'm so bored. 213 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,324 I could go for a beer. You want a beer? Know what? I'll check in with the guys. 214 00:09:26,462 --> 00:09:29,499 Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer. 215 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:31,916 Hello? 216 00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:34,781 Hey, Charlie. It's Dee. What's going on with those beers? 217 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,853 Oh. I kinda can't talk right now, Dee. 218 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:40,407 - Where are you? - At Paddy's. 219 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:42,512 You sound like you're on the Titanic. 220 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:45,308 I'm gonna need a double scotch and a club and Campari... 221 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,966 I got Dee. Wants to know where we are. - Don't tell her about the gala. 222 00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:50,072 I'm not gonna tell her about the gala. - Hang up. 223 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,832 - I can hear you. - I think she can hear us. 224 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,523 - I can! - Course she can hear us. 225 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:56,147 Tell her I ran through a brick wall. - That was my invitation. 226 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:58,321 Dee, I gotta hang up on you, but Mac ran through a brick wall. 227 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,185 <i>That's actually why we're not back at the place yet.</i> 228 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:01,773 Tell her both of us ran through a brick wall. 229 00:10:01,911 --> 00:10:03,603 Dennis also ran through the wall, and I did too. 230 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:05,294 - Okay. Yeah. - You son of a bitch. 231 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,089 They have forks. All right. Hey, listen... 232 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:09,643 Dee, I can't talk right now, all right? We're working at the gala. 233 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:12,957 No. No, no, no! You don't hang up on me! You... 234 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:14,855 What are you looking at? 235 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:17,271 Let me guess, did I enter the anger phase? 236 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,790 You do seem angry. 237 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:20,792 Yeah, I'm angry! But it's got nothing to do with Frank. 238 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:23,864 It's about the dick bags. They think they can just cut me out. Well, you know what? 239 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:26,453 I-I'm gonna cut them out. I'm gonna cut them out. 240 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,318 There's gotta be something valuable around here. It's gotta be here somewhere. 241 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:30,560 You know what I mean? 242 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,493 Oh, those sons of bitches. I'll show... 243 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,048 Ha! Ha! Whoo! 244 00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:38,638 Five bucks! Five bucks I found! 245 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:41,744 All right. Listen, listen. We need to regroup. 246 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:43,815 Okay? This whole thing's gone off the rails. 247 00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,335 We gotta do it quick 'cause I told some guys I'd pull their car around. 248 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:47,854 I gotta get their coats before they go, 249 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,476 - but then... - Guys, we do not work here. 250 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,479 Could you hand me a towel, please? - Yes, sir. Of course, sir. 251 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:54,930 - Give a towel. - Yeah, well. 252 00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,310 - Thank you. - I know. 253 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,485 You know what I'm saying? Otherwise we're gonna... 254 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:00,314 Thank you, sir. Have a good night. - Thank you, sir. 255 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,421 Okay, we're not... Why does everyone think we're employees? 256 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,873 It could be the tuxes or that we're doing everything that everybody asks of us. 257 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:09,254 The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants. 258 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:10,704 You know what? I blame Frank. 259 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,430 He did not give us the tools to survive in this world. 260 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:13,845 - We look like fools. - A hundred percent. 261 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:15,675 A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo 262 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:18,229 and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured. 263 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,438 - We're sitting ducks out here. - We don't know what we're doing. 264 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:22,405 If he weren't already in a coma, I would strangle him. 265 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,062 - It's his fault. - Hey, fellas. 266 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,961 Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear the conversation. 267 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:29,723 I really, really hope that your father dies. 268 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,345 - Wha... Excuse me? - Huh? 269 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:34,832 Frank, that's your dad, right? You said he was in a coma. 270 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,662 - Yeah. - Yeah. I really, really hope he dies. 271 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,215 He sounds just like my dad. 272 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,424 He just like craps on all your ideas, doesn't believe in you, 273 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:42,598 doesn't hug you. 274 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:45,566 Oh. Sorry to hear that about your dad. - Oh. 275 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,361 No, are you... No, don't sweat it. 276 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,985 He's in a box under the ground right now. He's dead. 277 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,573 Which is fucking awesome 'cause I run his company. 278 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,196 - Oh, shit. - Wow! 279 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,440 - That is awesome! - Yeah! Who's the idiot now, bitch? 280 00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:59,477 - He's dead. - He's a dead idiot. 281 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,410 - Nice, dude. - Oh, my God. Cool. 282 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:04,068 What kinda company do you run? Like, what do you do? 283 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,655 I'm, like, your typical capitalist pig. 284 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:08,313 I dismantle companies, sell the scraps for a marginal profit. 285 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:09,729 - That sorta thing. - Sick! 286 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,903 - Bet you make a lot of money? - I'm a piece of shit. 287 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,354 - That's us! - We are too. We are too. 288 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,736 You guys are cool. I'm Simon, by the way. - Uh... 289 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,254 No, no, I wasn't taking a shit. 290 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,463 I was just... I was doing cocaine. - Oh. 291 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,845 Do you guys want to do a bump of cocaine with me? 292 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,571 - Yes. - Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 293 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,400 - Yeah! Let's do it! - Yeah. We'll do it. Yeah. 294 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,299 One for me. - Uh-huh. 295 00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:31,371 And one for me. 296 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,442 - That's awesome. - He's good at it. 297 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,237 Hey, guys, I was gonna go to this after-party 298 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,480 if you guys wanna tag along with me. - There's an after-party? 299 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:40,345 I mean, it's probably gonna be bullshit, but we can talk business. 300 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,831 You guys can... We can bounce some ideas around, see if anything sticks. 301 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,143 - Yeah, that'd be great. - It'd be really cool to collab. 302 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,181 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Wouldn't it be cool to collab? 303 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:49,630 Are you guys open to collabing? 304 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,356 - Yeah. - Let's collab. 305 00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:54,118 I'm gonna tell my driver to pull around, and we'll get this going. 306 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:56,189 We'll give our guy the night off. - Okay, amazing. 307 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,708 Give me back my cocaine. Give it back right now! 308 00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,988 I like you guys. You're real people. You're human beings. 309 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,369 You're not like these soulless reptiles over here. 310 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:06,682 - Yeah. Yeah. - They're disgusting. Come on. Let's roll. 311 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,788 Did you hear what he said, "soulless reptiles"? Pizzagate! 312 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,203 - No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards! 313 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,239 No conspiracy theories. Don't ruin this. - He's right. 314 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,552 This is a good business opportunity. - Oh, God, that's good coke. 315 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,692 That was good cocaine. That's rich guy cocaine. 316 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:24,355 There we go. There we go. 317 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:28,393 Okay, a severed gas handle. No. 318 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,395 Let's see. What is that? Ooh. 319 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:33,019 Gold tooth. Pop that in the keeper pile. 320 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:37,851 Uh... This looks promising. 321 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,477 <i>BigAssButts? 1973? Goddamn it!</i> 322 00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:46,791 Where is it, you son of a bitch? Where is it? 323 00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:50,450 Where's the gold and-and the-the jewels and millions of dollars? 324 00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,627 I have a fun idea. Let's pull the plug now, okay? 325 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,871 It'll just be our little secret. - I cannot do this. 326 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,977 You don't have to do anything. Just go take a potty break 327 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,841 and I'll just trip over the plug. 328 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:03,843 No, no, this is murder you describe. 329 00:14:03,981 --> 00:14:07,916 Oh, God, don't be a prude. Okay, listen. I'll make it worth your while. 330 00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,952 My ass doesn't have to be that big, right? 331 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:14,301 I'll kick you a few CCs, and then you and me will take our brand-new dumpers 332 00:14:14,439 --> 00:14:17,373 and we'll just go, you know, flaunting around Copacabana Beach. 333 00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:18,927 - What do you say? - I must say no. 334 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,690 And I must say, screw you! I don't need any of this. 335 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,934 I'm taking my inheritance, and I'm going home. 336 00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:31,077 Frank, if you can hear me, I'm taking your big butt magazine! It's mine now! 337 00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:36,703 This is a much cooler vibe in here, man. - This is a great vibe. 338 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,567 - You guys discussing the vibe? - It's classy, right? 339 00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:41,432 It's freaking amazing, right? And people are very cool here. 340 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:42,743 I am a little concerned about Frank. 341 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,469 At some point, we should probably check in. 342 00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,540 You said everything was gonna be fine with Frank. 343 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,059 I know, but it's getting late. 344 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:49,992 I'll tell you what, let's stay here for another hour or so, 345 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,408 see what we can get going. And then if you're still concerned, 346 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,273 we can split and check in on him. - Yo! 347 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,827 Got some more genius powder, boys. - Wow! Nice! 348 00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,415 - Get your fucking hands out. - Okay! 349 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:01,383 Get your hands... Get your hands out. - Out in the open? 350 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,557 - This is my fucking party! - This is your party? Okay. 351 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,076 - Okay. Your rules, man. - Okay! 352 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:06,457 Do it up, boys! 353 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,459 - Ow! Ow! - Whoo! 354 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:11,082 That burns. That's very different from the last coke. 355 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,120 Man. You got a sophisticated palette. I love that, bro. 356 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:17,123 Yeah, it burns 'cause it's different. It's not coke. Ow! 357 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,227 - What is it? - It's not coke? 358 00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:19,711 - It's crystal. - It's what? 359 00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:21,748 - Crystal meth? - Yeah, crystal meth. 360 00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:23,198 - Oh. - Can you remind me 361 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:25,683 what you guys, uh, do again? 362 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:28,306 - Uh... - Sorry, you mean like... like our jobs? 363 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:32,138 Yeah, come on, I whipped mine out. You gotta whip yours out. 364 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,656 - We're in the beverage space. - Yeah. 365 00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,486 Oh, cool. What's the company called? - Paddy's Pub. 366 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,350 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 367 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,145 Paddy's Pub? Like a bar? 368 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:42,079 Yeah, well... It is a bar, but it's much more robust than it sounds. 369 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,804 Yeah. We see a lot of growth potential. 370 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,773 Yeah, of course you do. Because, dude, it's global brand. 371 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:49,017 It's not just a bar. It's fucking Starbucks. 372 00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:51,295 - Oh, my God! Dude... - Right? 373 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,813 - Yes! - There's so many possibilities. 374 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,608 Dude, you are in our heads right now, man. 375 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,679 I'm in your fucking heads! 376 00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:59,993 I don't wanna say this too loud because we don't have room for everybody in this, 377 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:03,859 but we're still in the early stages of possibly bringing on some investors, 378 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,310 you know what I mean? So if you're interested, 379 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,312 - we'd love to have you. - Yeah, yeah, dude. 380 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,177 What do you mean? 381 00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,213 - Uh... We were... - Other investors... 382 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,698 We're doing a friends and family round, and we thought you'd be... 383 00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:18,149 - Yeah. It's just... - But you literally just met me. 384 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,151 But we like you. So we thought... - We like you. 385 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:21,773 You like my money. 386 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:23,568 - It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, 387 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:26,157 you do my drugs, and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar? 388 00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:28,159 - No, man. - Shit, dude. We're really sorry. 389 00:16:28,297 --> 00:16:29,505 - No... - We're really sorry, man. 390 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:30,990 You... 391 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:33,923 I like you, guys! I would fucking love to give you money. 392 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:37,617 Enough. Shut up. Wanna fucking celebrate? Want to go to another party? 393 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,860 After-after-party? It's gonna be really fun. 394 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,931 Another party after this after-party? - Better than this? 395 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,969 Dude, let's do it. I'm so ready. Let's do it, guys. I'm so excited. 396 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,729 - Let's go! - Let's go! 397 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:50,112 - Oh, my God. What's happening? - It's all happening for us. 398 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,952 Might as well take a look at what I'll never have. 399 00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,299 Thanks a lot, Frank. 400 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,062 Man. 401 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,064 What's this? 402 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:17,484 Oh, my God. 403 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,457 This was his most prized possession? 404 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:31,740 ♪ <i>Follow the yellow</i> <i>brick road, my boys</i> ♪ 405 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,846 - This is the place, huh? - Where are we? 406 00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:35,916 Yeah. 407 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,299 - What's the password? - Narcan. 408 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:41,129 - Well, that's a bit unsettling. - Narcan? 409 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,303 - We're in, boys. - All right. 410 00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,236 - We're in. - Isn't that what they give you 411 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:46,513 - when you OD or something? - Yeah. 412 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,829 - Let's go, Phil. - What's up, Simon? 413 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,107 - I love you so much. - Hi. 414 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:58,180 Oh, shit. Um, okay. 415 00:17:58,318 --> 00:17:59,837 He really likes that guy. Um... 416 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,425 Okay. Uh... 417 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,806 - I love you, Phil. - Thank you. 418 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,601 You got it for me? Great. 419 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:08,397 That's Phil. He's a great guy. A little annoying, but I like him. 420 00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:09,674 Come on, take a seat. 421 00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:11,159 - I'll stand. - Do you mind if I stand? 422 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:13,885 Make me rich. Fuck me with an idea. - Okay. Good. 423 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,647 Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure... 424 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,200 - Right now? - Well, we just have the... 425 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,961 Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea. 426 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,205 Yeah, it was Starbucks... - I'm drying up. 427 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:26,105 I just want you to spit on it and I want you to stick it in me. 428 00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:27,899 Someone's got to fuck me. 429 00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:30,695 - Can you give us a second... - One second, we'll figure out which one... 430 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,456 - Which idea we're gonna... - Take your time. 431 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:34,078 I'm gonna make the world stop spinning. 432 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:37,046 Gonna fuck you with and... I'm concerned... 433 00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,876 This guy's not gonna help us with our business. 434 00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,774 - There's no way, right? - His dad was right about him. 435 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,191 - Absolutely. Absolutely. - Frank was right about this whole thing. 436 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:45,089 He was protecting us this whole time. That's what it is. 437 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,918 That's why he doesn't invite us to these places. 438 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,818 Yes, because Frank knew. He knew that galas were gateways to crack houses. 439 00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:52,441 If you just have so much and you don't know what to do with yourself, 440 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:53,787 you wind up like that. 441 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,790 Look, also, man, I'm getting worried about him, okay? 442 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,827 I wanna be there when he wakes up. - Fuck. 443 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,760 We've kind of left him alone for too long. 444 00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:03,003 Let's get out of here, 'cause I'm scared. - You should be scared. 445 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,489 Let's say bye to Simon real quick. - Yeah, 'cause I don't like... 446 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:06,766 - Simon, look... - Simon, we... 447 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:07,905 Oh. 448 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:11,322 - We're leaving. - Yeah, we're gonna leave, Simon. 449 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,876 That's a very unnatural position. - He seems fine. No, he's fine. 450 00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:16,085 Let's, um... All right. Let's just go. 451 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:17,846 - Thank you, guys. - Thanks, everybody. 452 00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:20,193 We're gonna use your driver and then we'll send him back for you. 453 00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:31,170 Dad, if you can hear me in there, 454 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:35,104 I want you to know that I love you. - 455 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,692 - Hey. - Hey, how's he doing? 456 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,901 - Yeah, how's it going? - He's at the end. 457 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,662 It's time to say goodbye. 458 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,491 Oh, no, come on. What are you talking about? 459 00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:45,563 - Yeah, what? - Dee, you look actually upset. 460 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:49,257 You guys don't understand. It's time. We gotta pull the plug. 461 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:52,812 No. Sorry, no. He's still alive, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 462 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:56,125 - This is his wish. It's time. - No. I'm... No. I'm saying no. 463 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,542 - We just realized we need him. - Frank, we need you, man. 464 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,371 - I'm not letting him go. - Guys. You guys. 465 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,409 It's over. 466 00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:07,861 I love you, Dad. 467 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,762 I can't believe this is happening. 468 00:20:15,628 --> 00:20:16,698 Tastes sweet. 469 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,597 - What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet? 470 00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,670 Shouldn't it be salty, if anything? 471 00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:28,917 What is happening? What is that? - Jesus Christ. 472 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,092 Cake. It's cake. 473 00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:36,994 - I'm cake. - What is happening? 474 00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,099 What is going on? What are you talking about? 475 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,138 I tricked you guys. You said you could tell the difference 476 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,348 between what was cake and what was not cake, 477 00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:49,800 - and you couldn't. Ha! - What are you talking about, man? 478 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:53,907 I commissioned a cake. I rented all of this hospital equipment, 479 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:58,118 and I even had to draw that little stupid drawing with you and me holding hands. 480 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,328 "I love Daddy. I love you, Daddy." 481 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,847 Why? Why would you do all that? 482 00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:04,504 Hang on, time out. Who's this woman? 483 00:21:04,642 --> 00:21:07,473 She's a pastry chef and a goddamn good one. 484 00:21:07,611 --> 00:21:09,233 You doing all right? - My God. 485 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:12,547 You were doing an accent. Whoa! - 486 00:21:12,685 --> 00:21:15,515 Did you do all of this just so that I would appreciate you? 487 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,793 Deandra, I don't give a shit what you think about me. 488 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:21,866 I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology. 489 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:24,593 You cried over a cake. 490 00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,147 - Bravo. Bravo. - Good job. 491 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:29,598 Hey, hey, hey. Pitch him the... 492 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:33,568 That reminds me. Frank, what do you think about Paddy's as a global franchise? 493 00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:36,329 - Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. 494 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,676 - That's it. Exactly. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. 495 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:41,196 - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea. 496 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,818 - That's why we need you. - Dumbest idea ever. 497 00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:45,096 That's why we need you, man. Saving us from our dumb ideas. 498 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,825 How is it, guys? Is it good? - 499 00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,310 It's really good. 500 00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,588 - That really hurt my feelings. - Frank, you're delicious. 501 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,175 - Oh, yeah? - Not bad. 502 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,419 - It's pretty good. - This is delicious. 503 00:21:57,557 --> 00:21:59,732 The whole thing is a cake, by the way. - Oh, my God. 504 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,389 It goes all the way down to the feet. 505 00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:04,081 Is the hair cake or... - The hair is fondant. 506 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:06,255 - You can just... Yeah. - Really? Just eat the fondant? 507 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,637 What you can do with cake these days. - Oh, my God. 508 00:22:08,775 --> 00:22:11,951 It does feel like the right stuff for us to be focusing on as a group. 509 00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,780 - Does it? - What else can we make cake? 510 00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:16,576 That's an idea, like, keeping our eye on what's happening in the future 511 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,198 and not being stuck in the past. 511 00:22:19,305 --> 00:23:19,525 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm