"The Big Bang Theory" The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

1 00:00:03,834 --> 00:00:06,774 "The entrance to the dungeon is a moss covered door. 2 00:00:06,775 --> 00:00:09,242 "You manage to open it only to find yourself 3 00:00:09,244 --> 00:00:12,045 "face-to-face with a hideous, foul-smelling, 4 00:00:12,047 --> 00:00:13,730 moss-covered ogre." 5 00:00:13,732 --> 00:00:15,865 What do you do? 6 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,768 I say, "Hey, Ma, what's for dinner?" 7 00:00:21,372 --> 00:00:23,656 Seventeen. 8 00:00:23,658 --> 00:00:27,660 The ogre is amused by your joke and allows you to pass. 9 00:00:28,412 --> 00:00:31,498 By the by, I liked it, too. 10 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,784 How go the wedding plans, Howard? 11 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,753 Great. We spent five hours last night 12 00:00:36,755 --> 00:00:38,505 at Macy's registering for gifts. 13 00:00:38,507 --> 00:00:39,956 Looks like I'm finally going to have 14 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:41,791 that darling little earthenware asparagus dish 15 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:42,959 I've always wanted. 16 00:00:42,961 --> 00:00:44,460 See, this is the good thing 17 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:47,096 about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away. 18 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:49,799 I can spend my nights doing whatever I want. 19 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:51,701 You mean like playing nerd games with us 20 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:55,137 and then taking a suspiciously long shower? 21 00:00:56,825 --> 00:00:59,026 Maybe. 22 00:00:59,945 --> 00:01:02,646 We enter the dungeon. 23 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,448 You see a dragon. 24 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:06,951 Really? So we're playing Dungeons & Dragons 25 00:01:06,953 --> 00:01:09,670 and we walk into a dungeon and see a dragon? 26 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,173 Isn't that a little on the nose? 27 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,709 When you play Chutes and Ladders, do you complain 28 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:19,045 about all the chutes and all the ladders? 29 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,349 Are you gonna eat that whole pie? 30 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:25,635 Maybe. Why not? 31 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:28,671 Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for? 32 00:01:29,974 --> 00:01:32,058 Oh, God, did you watch Bridget Jones again? 33 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:35,728 No, it's just that everybody's got someone. 34 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:38,364 Sheldon's with Amy, Howard's getting married, 35 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,849 you're dating my sister. 36 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:41,484 Now that Howard's getting married, 37 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:44,186 maybe he'll inflate one of his old girlfriends for you. 38 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,240 You know who I blame for my loneliness? 39 00:01:47,242 --> 00:01:48,524 The United States of America. 40 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:51,544 Your movies and your TV shows promised streets paved 41 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:54,998 with beautiful blonde women with big bazongas. 42 00:01:55,966 --> 00:01:58,585 Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas. 43 00:01:59,503 --> 00:02:00,703 That's cruel. 44 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,422 You know it goes straight to my hips. 45 00:02:03,474 --> 00:02:04,974 Gentlemen, please focus. 46 00:02:04,976 --> 00:02:07,477 You're facing a fire-breathing dragon. 47 00:02:07,479 --> 00:02:09,145 I don't know if I want to play anymore. 48 00:02:09,147 --> 00:02:11,931 Because you don't have a girlfriend? 49 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:13,566 Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not 50 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:16,603 to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble. 51 00:02:17,688 --> 00:02:21,107 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 52 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:24,577 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 53 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,279 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 54 00:02:26,281 --> 00:02:28,564 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 55 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,284 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ <i>We built the pyramids</i> ♪ 56 00:02:31,286 --> 00:02:34,087 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 57 00:02:34,089 --> 00:02:35,626 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 58 00:02:35,627 --> 00:02:36,338 ♪ <i>Bang!</i> ♪ 59 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:45,640 Now, I assume we use this same wax later on 60 00:02:45,641 --> 00:02:47,941 to neaten up each other's bikini regions. 61 00:02:47,943 --> 00:02:51,111 Yeah, my bikini region is fine. 62 00:02:51,113 --> 00:02:53,463 Who's shocked? I'm not. 63 00:02:56,235 --> 00:02:58,601 So, Bernadette, how's the wedding planning going? 64 00:02:58,603 --> 00:03:00,954 And I'm not asking as a prospective bridesmaid. 65 00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:03,490 Pick me! Pick me! 66 00:03:04,659 --> 00:03:08,295 We went cake-tasting yesterday. 67 00:03:08,297 --> 00:03:09,612 Raj came along. 68 00:03:09,614 --> 00:03:12,949 He cried and ate half the samples. 69 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:15,085 Oh, the poor guy's so lonely. 70 00:03:15,087 --> 00:03:16,920 We should set him up with someone. 71 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:20,456 You know, I met a really cute girl at work. 72 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:23,393 She's married to a guy in one of our drug trials. 73 00:03:24,395 --> 00:03:26,112 Well, hello? 74 00:03:26,114 --> 00:03:27,530 She's married. 75 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:29,316 Yeah, but her husband is in 76 00:03:29,318 --> 00:03:31,301 serious congestive heart failure, 77 00:03:31,303 --> 00:03:36,489 and a little birdie told me he's in the placebo group. 78 00:03:38,142 --> 00:03:40,610 Okay, so future grief-stricken widow 79 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:42,162 is the one to beat. 80 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:46,366 Are we ready to order? 81 00:03:46,368 --> 00:03:47,334 One moment. 82 00:03:47,336 --> 00:03:49,202 I'm conducting an experiment. 83 00:03:49,204 --> 00:03:53,173 With Dungeons & Dragons dice? 84 00:03:54,342 --> 00:03:56,960 Yes. From here on in, I've decided 85 00:03:56,962 --> 00:03:59,829 to make all trivial decisions with a throw of the dice, 86 00:03:59,831 --> 00:04:01,181 thus freeing up my mind 87 00:04:01,183 --> 00:04:04,768 do what it does best-- enlighten and amaze. 88 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:10,357 Page 14, item seven. 89 00:04:10,359 --> 00:04:11,891 So, what's for dinner? 90 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:15,061 A side of corn succotash. 91 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,280 Hmm. Interesting. 92 00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:20,516 Um, Howard, can I see you for a minute, please? 93 00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:22,819 I don't want to show any more of your friends 94 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:26,156 how I can fit in the booster seats. 95 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:29,192 Uh, no, that's not it. Just come with me, please. 96 00:04:30,861 --> 00:04:34,197 Let's see what I'll be washing that succotash down with. 97 00:04:37,084 --> 00:04:38,885 A pitcher of margaritas. 98 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,756 Do you really want that? 99 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:44,224 That's the great thing. 100 00:04:44,226 --> 00:04:45,558 It doesn't matter. 101 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:49,145 My mind is freed up to think about more important things. 102 00:04:49,147 --> 00:04:51,014 What's it thinking about now? 103 00:04:51,016 --> 00:04:53,433 Hamburgers and lemonade. 104 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:58,071 Um, Raj, there's someone I want you to meet. 105 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:00,607 This is my friend Emily. I know her from my spin class. 106 00:05:03,444 --> 00:05:06,479 Raj, relax. She can't hear you. She's deaf. 107 00:05:07,331 --> 00:05:11,734 Emily, this is our friend Raj. 108 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,537 Oh! 109 00:05:14,539 --> 00:05:17,573 Look at you guys just hitting it off. 110 00:05:17,575 --> 00:05:19,242 I am so good. 111 00:05:25,049 --> 00:05:26,599 Hi. 112 00:05:28,769 --> 00:05:30,420 She says, "It's nice to meet you"" 113 00:05:30,422 --> 00:05:31,638 Does she really mean that 114 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,356 or was she signing it sarcastically? 115 00:05:34,859 --> 00:05:39,028 Raj says it's nice to meet you, too. 116 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,448 She says she has to go back to her family, 117 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:43,650 but Penny has her number if you want 118 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:45,535 to text her and get together. 119 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,770 Okay, I'm going to play it cool. 120 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:52,208 Tell her, "Maybe. Whatever, babe." 121 00:05:54,111 --> 00:05:56,129 He'll text you. 122 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:01,384 Look at that. I have a date. 123 00:06:01,386 --> 00:06:02,952 I love America again. 124 00:06:06,674 --> 00:06:08,308 And now for dessert... 125 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,294 Come on, hot fudge sundae, come on, hot fudge sundae. 126 00:06:11,296 --> 00:06:13,313 Bam! That's what I'm talking about! 127 00:06:16,484 --> 00:06:18,651 Okay, as soon as she gets here, 128 00:06:18,653 --> 00:06:20,353 so she knows I'm cool with it, 129 00:06:20,355 --> 00:06:22,655 I'm going to make a joke about her being deaf. 130 00:06:26,026 --> 00:06:29,279 I was thinking, "Hey, did you hear the one about...? 131 00:06:29,281 --> 00:06:31,147 Oh, no, I bet you didn't." 132 00:06:33,284 --> 00:06:37,420 Maybe we should revisit your lonely fat guy plan. 133 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,422 Oh, she's here. 134 00:06:39,957 --> 00:06:42,625 No joke. 135 00:06:47,881 --> 00:06:49,481 She says she's sorry she's late. 136 00:06:49,483 --> 00:06:50,933 Tell her it doesn't matter. 137 00:06:50,935 --> 00:06:54,019 Tell her, her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies 138 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:58,273 in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens. 139 00:06:59,392 --> 00:07:00,943 Really? 140 00:07:00,945 --> 00:07:02,895 That's the first thing you want to say? 141 00:07:02,897 --> 00:07:04,646 I worked on it all night. Use it. 142 00:07:04,648 --> 00:07:06,732 Look, I don't know the sign for opalescent. 143 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:07,866 Then spell it. 144 00:07:07,868 --> 00:07:09,234 I don't know how to spell it. 145 00:07:09,236 --> 00:07:11,019 You're blowing this for me! 146 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:14,740 He likes your eyes. 147 00:07:14,742 --> 00:07:17,192 You're making me sound like a caveman. 148 00:07:18,361 --> 00:07:20,412 She says, "Thank you. You have nice eyes, too." 149 00:07:20,414 --> 00:07:23,081 Really? Ask her how many children she wants, 150 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:26,385 and whatever number she says, say, "Me, too." 151 00:07:29,205 --> 00:07:30,722 No. 152 00:07:30,724 --> 00:07:33,725 Fine. Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice 153 00:07:33,727 --> 00:07:35,677 like James Earl Jones. 154 00:07:35,679 --> 00:07:39,515 She doesn't know what James Earl Jones sounds like. 155 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:42,818 Great. Then she won't know I'm lying. 156 00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:47,990 Let's see, what else can I tell you about me 157 00:07:47,992 --> 00:07:52,327 that would make you like me? 158 00:07:52,329 --> 00:07:53,779 Ooh, I love music. 159 00:07:55,114 --> 00:07:56,748 Do you love music? 160 00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:01,036 You really want to ask her that? 161 00:08:01,038 --> 00:08:03,839 You're right. Everyone loves music. 162 00:08:05,842 --> 00:08:08,427 She says, "Do you play an instrument?" 163 00:08:08,429 --> 00:08:10,078 No, 164 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,430 but when I was six years old, 165 00:08:11,432 --> 00:08:13,465 I tried to start a boy band called 166 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:16,218 Frankie Goes to Bollywood. 167 00:08:18,888 --> 00:08:21,590 But I couldn't get any other boys to join, 168 00:08:21,592 --> 00:08:23,559 so my parents asked the servants 169 00:08:23,561 --> 00:08:26,028 to be my backup dancers. 170 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,429 Wait, when you sign "servants," 171 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:28,614 don't sign it like I'm bragging. 172 00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:30,482 Sign it in a way that I sound humble 173 00:08:30,484 --> 00:08:35,537 with just a hint of "That's right, I had servants." 174 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,457 Do you hear yourself 175 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,310 Yes, but she doesn't. So get signing, hand monkey. 176 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:49,618 I think I wrote a letter to Santa Claus every day. 177 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,137 And then on Christmas morning, 178 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,056 under the tree is a little puppy 179 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:56,308 with a red ribbon. 180 00:08:57,428 --> 00:08:58,677 What are you doing? 181 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:00,846 Texting Bernadette that I'm gonna be late. 182 00:09:01,464 --> 00:09:02,648 Dude, what is she saying? 183 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,517 It's a funny story about a puppy. 184 00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:06,135 Just smile and laugh. 185 00:09:08,738 --> 00:09:10,739 - Quick, quick, stop smiling. - What? Why? 186 00:09:10,741 --> 00:09:12,942 The puppy died-- it choked on a doll head. 187 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:14,527 Sad face, sad face! 188 00:09:17,614 --> 00:09:19,865 It's a little hard to see with the city lights, 189 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:23,485 but that W-shaped constellation is Cassiopeia. 190 00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:26,655 And she was the mother of Andromeda who's over there. 191 00:09:27,924 --> 00:09:30,876 Look, pretty stars. 192 00:09:33,513 --> 00:09:36,999 This is her car. 193 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,551 She hopes she can see you again sometime. 194 00:09:38,553 --> 00:09:40,302 Good, good. 195 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:41,937 Oh, boy, 196 00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:42,888 help me out here. 197 00:09:42,890 --> 00:09:44,673 Does she want me to kiss her or not? 198 00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:47,342 I speak sign language, I don't read minds. 199 00:09:47,344 --> 00:09:48,561 If you were me, would you kiss her? 200 00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:51,013 Yeah, but I'm a make out king. 201 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:59,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 202 00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:04,193 I was so smooth on that date. 203 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,712 You? I made you smooth. 204 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,080 You were an idiot. 205 00:10:08,082 --> 00:10:09,548 Whatever, dude. She kissed me. 206 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:11,133 It might've been on your lips, 207 00:10:11,135 --> 00:10:12,418 but it was my kiss. 208 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,887 Oh, fine. Let's agree she kissed both of us. 209 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,207 Okay. 210 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:23,522 Mustache is looking good there, Sheldon. 211 00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,132 Don't thank me. Thank the dice. 212 00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:31,585 They told me what percentage of my face to shave. 213 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,387 Why are you still doing this? 214 00:10:33,389 --> 00:10:34,838 Because it's working. 215 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,473 In the past few weeks, 216 00:10:36,475 --> 00:10:38,342 unburdened by trivial decisions, 217 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,177 I've co-authored two papers 218 00:10:40,179 --> 00:10:41,261 in notable peer-reviewed journals, 219 00:10:41,263 --> 00:10:43,981 and I'm close to figuring out why 220 00:10:43,983 --> 00:10:45,399 the Large Hadron Collider has yet 221 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,684 to isolate the Higgs boson particle. 222 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:50,053 You left out, got chafed testicles 223 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:52,656 because you no longer wear underpants. 224 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:58,562 The dice giveth and the dice taketh away. 225 00:11:00,231 --> 00:11:02,166 Is Raj out with Emily again? 226 00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:04,168 Yeah, every night for the last month. 227 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,253 Wow, can't believe he has a girlfriend. 228 00:11:08,089 --> 00:11:09,623 Me neither. 229 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:13,910 Here's some other fun news on the Raj/Emily front. 230 00:11:13,912 --> 00:11:17,347 He gave her a pair of diamond earrings and leased her a car. 231 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:18,765 You're kidding. 232 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,717 You think she's taking advantage of him? 233 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:21,935 Oh, of course not. 234 00:11:21,937 --> 00:11:23,637 She wouldn't do something like that. 235 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,355 She's deaf. 236 00:11:27,225 --> 00:11:30,310 Deaf women can't be gold diggers? 237 00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:32,396 Handicapped people are nice, Leonard. 238 00:11:32,398 --> 00:11:34,698 Everyone knows that. 239 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:38,735 Yeah, I actually have information about Raj 240 00:11:38,737 --> 00:11:40,821 that would be helpful with this discussion. 241 00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:47,544 Could you tell us? 242 00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:49,746 Let's see. 243 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,800 Snake eyes. Sorry, bud. 244 00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:56,336 Wait, hang on. 245 00:11:56,338 --> 00:11:57,721 Doubles. Roll again. 246 00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:02,342 Okay, get this. 247 00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:06,563 It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts, 248 00:12:06,565 --> 00:12:09,799 because the Koothrappalis are vastly wealthy. 249 00:12:10,652 --> 00:12:12,019 What do you mean "vastly wealthy"? 250 00:12:12,021 --> 00:12:14,321 Well, "wealthy" means a lot of money. 251 00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:15,522 "Vastly" means even more. 252 00:12:15,524 --> 00:12:17,858 I'm not sure what's tripping you up. 253 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,028 Look, I know they have money. I don't think it's that much. 254 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,312 No, you're wrong. 255 00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:24,981 As you know, a few years ago, I achieved one of 256 00:12:24,983 --> 00:12:27,618 my lesser dreams and became a notary public. 257 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,086 Well, from time to time, 258 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:32,623 I notarize banking documents for Raj. 259 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:37,327 The Koothrappalis aren't just rich, they're Richie Rich rich. 260 00:12:39,546 --> 00:12:41,464 Well, so how much is that? 261 00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:45,218 About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck. 262 00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,069 What the hell? 263 00:12:47,071 --> 00:12:48,688 The last time we went to the zoo, 264 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,357 that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro. 265 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:53,893 Listen, guys, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, 266 00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:57,480 but I need to go call Raj's sister, who I love so much. 267 00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,867 So vastly much. 268 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:08,708 Okay, so he's got money, and it's a few gifts and a car. 269 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,793 And she got him to pay off all her credit cards. 270 00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:13,696 What? He paid off her credit cards? 271 00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:16,632 Damn it, I could've dated Raj for a couple months. 272 00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:20,469 But I-I wouldn't have, because I'm not that kind of girl. 273 00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,305 We should really talk to Raj. 274 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:25,141 He's not going to listen, he's in love. 275 00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,842 Can't figure out what to do? 276 00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:29,061 I remember those days. 277 00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:32,398 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to... 278 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,483 stay right here. 279 00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:39,238 Yeah, this is a bad idea. 280 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,439 - We should go. - No. 281 00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:42,074 I'm the one that introduced him to her. 282 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:43,609 I've got to say something. 283 00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,080 Wow. 284 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,900 You're engaged to my friend. 285 00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:54,236 Hey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, 286 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:57,406 as long as I park in the right garage. 287 00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:02,244 I can't believe you're engaged to my friend. 288 00:14:04,047 --> 00:14:05,831 Oh, here she comes. 289 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,234 Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you. 290 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,006 Hi. 291 00:14:14,008 --> 00:14:15,691 Oh, hey, hi. 292 00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:16,776 Nice to see you. 293 00:14:16,778 --> 00:14:20,112 Um, can we talk to you about Raj? 294 00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:22,782 She says, "Sure, what about him"" 295 00:14:22,784 --> 00:14:25,368 Okay, um, gosh, how do I start? 296 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:29,104 Um, see, Raj is kind of naive. 297 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:31,540 I mean, he hasn't dated a whole lot of women. 298 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:35,411 And I'm concerned that, without meaning to, 299 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:36,962 you might be taking advantage of him. 300 00:14:36,964 --> 00:14:39,615 You know, by letting him buy you a bunch of expensive things. 301 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:40,716 And I-I... 302 00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:42,468 Howard, focus. 303 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,836 Tell her what I'm saying. 304 00:14:43,838 --> 00:14:44,837 Right. 305 00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:46,639 Are you a gold digger or not? 306 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,509 Oh, uh, something, something, 307 00:14:50,511 --> 00:14:52,411 who the something do you think you are? 308 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,979 Mind your own something business 309 00:14:53,981 --> 00:14:56,682 and go something yourself. 310 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,351 Oh. 311 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,736 Wait, I got this now. 312 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,973 I'm so mad at you! 313 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:06,108 Okay, wait... 314 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,077 How dare you ambush my girlfriend at the gym! 315 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:09,745 We didn't mean for it to be an ambush. 316 00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:13,582 Just, it's kind of impossible not to sneak up on deaf people. 317 00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:17,253 And hey, since when are you so chatty? 318 00:15:17,255 --> 00:15:18,487 I'm hammered. 319 00:15:18,489 --> 00:15:19,955 Raj, come here. 320 00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:22,875 This girl is trouble. 321 00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,593 I mean, what kind of relationship is it 322 00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:27,129 where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex? 323 00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:29,932 The best one I ever had! 324 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,268 Okay, come on. 325 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,803 You know you can do better. 326 00:15:33,805 --> 00:15:36,338 Aha. 327 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,973 I see what's going on here. 328 00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:41,060 You and I had our crazy night together, 329 00:15:41,062 --> 00:15:43,813 and now you can't stand to see me with another woman. 330 00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:45,698 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - It's okay. 331 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,433 I can't get mad at your feelings. 332 00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:48,701 I don't have feelings. 333 00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:49,685 Yeah, that's good. 334 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,787 Keep telling yourself that. 335 00:15:52,706 --> 00:15:55,624 He is cuter now that I know he's rich. 336 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:02,197 I have a surprise for you. 337 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:03,466 Cover your eyes. 338 00:16:05,385 --> 00:16:07,753 Open them. 339 00:16:17,097 --> 00:16:19,348 It's a real ruby. 340 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:22,151 It was a little expensive, 341 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:26,021 but no one can put a price on love. 342 00:16:26,023 --> 00:16:29,492 Although, the people at Cartier took a pretty good shot at it. 343 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,416 Oh, Mummy, Daddy. 344 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:38,784 What a nice surprise. 345 00:16:38,786 --> 00:16:42,471 No, it's not a nice surprise, it's a bad surprise. 346 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,573 Penny called us. 347 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:45,674 Penny? 348 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:47,059 She told us you're spending all our money 349 00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:48,227 on your new girlfriend. 350 00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:51,597 I just got her a couple of things. 351 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:53,782 She gives me things, too. 352 00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:54,967 Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynecologist. 353 00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:57,670 I know exactly what she gives you. 354 00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:02,107 You need to find a nice Indian girl from a good family. 355 00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:04,426 If you keep seeing this woman, you're cut off. 356 00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:07,413 What? You're going to make me choose between the woman I love 357 00:17:07,415 --> 00:17:11,484 and the money I... have very strong feelings for? 358 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:13,452 It's up to you. 359 00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:17,389 Well, I choose love. 360 00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,074 You're an idiot. 361 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:23,412 Love doesn't last. 362 00:17:29,452 --> 00:17:33,055 Well, he's going to find out eventually. 363 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:34,557 Think about it. 364 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:44,483 My parents are making me choose between money and you. 365 00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:46,852 I choose you. 366 00:17:49,138 --> 00:17:52,107 No, I think we'll have to return the car. 367 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,494 And that necklace, yeah, that, too. 368 00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,663 But none of those things matter, 369 00:17:57,665 --> 00:18:00,366 because we have something better. 370 00:18:00,368 --> 00:18:02,484 We have love. 371 00:18:11,928 --> 00:18:15,698 Oh, Penny, I hurt so bad. 372 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,299 I know, I know. 373 00:18:17,301 --> 00:18:19,301 Sometimes I put the TV on mute 374 00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:21,520 just to pretend she's still with me. 375 00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:31,363 But I can't watch the closed captioning without crying. 376 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,851 Oh, I'm so sorry. 377 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,853 I wish I could make you feel better. 378 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,572 Seriously? 379 00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:41,707 I'm heartbroken and you're hitting on me? 380 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,409 What?! No! 381 00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:45,911 Look, Penny, you're great, 382 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:48,130 but I had a long talk with my parents, 383 00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:51,917 and they said if I date an Indian girl, I get a Maserati. 384 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:57,985 Mmm. 385 00:18:57,986 --> 00:18:59,186 Oh, cheesecake, 386 00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:00,720 you're just as good as a woman, 387 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,656 even though I can't have sex with you. 388 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,660 Try throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds. 389 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,868 Should I use the rest room or wait until we get home? 390 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,587 Come on, papa needs to void his bladder. 391 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,674 Oh, that's not what you want to see after three buttermilks. 392 00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,260 Here you go, boys. 393 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,078 I'll pick it up when you're ready. 394 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,429 Thanks for dinner, buddy. 395 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,215 Yeah, real big of you. 396 00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:30,200 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 397 00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:32,293 Oh, and don't cheap out on the tip. 398 00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:33,711 We all know you're loaded now. 398 00:19:34,305 --> 00:20:34,549 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm