Marijuambies

1 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:06,873 - No thanks. I don't smoke. 2 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,226 He doesn't smoke. 3 00:00:10,268 --> 00:00:12,685 - A dragon who doesn't smoke. 4 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,033 - Must be a joke. 5 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:18,768 - Come on, come on, come on- 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,568 - Get the hang, you're one of the gang! 7 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:25,429 - Come on, come on, come on, come on! 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,968 - Breaking news, after last week's meteor shower, 9 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,278 scientists and government officials have confirmed 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,648 water contamination in Front Wood River 11 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:39,048 starting from as far as Black Owl County 12 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,298 and moving all the way into Swashersville. 13 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,948 It is advised at this time 14 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:46,098 not to use or drink any of the fresh water sources 15 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,178 in this area. 16 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,578 - The CDC and FEMA are working frantically 17 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,288 on a resolution. 18 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,208 In other news, there's been a record number 19 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,158 of homicides in the last week. 20 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,748 As if that wasn't bad enough, 21 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,298 autopsies have shown that each of the bodies 22 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,518 has had their lungs removed. 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,741 No suspects have been identified yet in this case. 24 00:01:04,783 --> 00:01:06,978 - Do you think we have a serial killer on our hands? 25 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:07,871 - I sure hope not. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 27 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,661 - Thank you. Uh, how much do I owe ya? 28 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:24,783 - It's 250. 29 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,471 - Oh gosh. 30 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:27,858 - You gotta hurry up, man. 31 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,968 - It's all there. I checked it. 32 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,288 - It better be. 33 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,608 - Thanks. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,808 - I thought there'd be more. 35 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,045 Hope he likes that counterfeit. 36 00:02:40,087 --> 00:02:43,462 Oh my God. 37 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,860 - Bro, you throw everybody's package like that? 38 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,758 - Do you sit at your door all day 39 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,248 waiting for packages like a weirdo? 40 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,808 - Yeah, I do. 41 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:14,898 - Sorry, man. Won't happen again. 42 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:18,003 - Let's hope it don't, delivery boy. 43 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,505 - The fuck you say? 44 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:23,745 "Delivery boy" fucking really? 45 00:04:26,502 --> 00:04:28,518 - Man, hell no. Pft. 46 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,363 Nah, fuck you. 47 00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:32,670 You better not pinch my shit neither. Psh. 48 00:04:35,463 --> 00:04:37,613 Man, I almost had the whoop dude out there. 49 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:40,763 - Yep. 50 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,738 - Don't lemme catch you out, tough guy! 51 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,213 - Who is that? 52 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:48,088 - Look. 53 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:53,448 Man. Why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, bro? 54 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:57,108 Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore? 55 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,403 - Listen, man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 56 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,108 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 57 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:08,193 When I graduated high school, hmm, I had Reggie. 58 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:12,198 When I had my first kid even, 59 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,173 I had Reggie. 60 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,953 - Bro, you ain't even got no kids. 61 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:20,818 - Huh. But I got Reggie. 62 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,623 Who is that? 63 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,960 - Oh, it's just Donovan. 64 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:34,414 Hey. 65 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,648 Damn! 66 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:42,333 What the fuck happened to your eye, man? 67 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:46,056 - Man, you should see the other guy. 68 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:48,258 - Right. 69 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,347 Come on, man. 70 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,648 I'm guessing you want the usual. 71 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:55,578 - Yeah. Yeah. 72 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,198 - You gonna love this. 73 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,968 This that green Grinch, orange pumpkin, 74 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:03,258 yellow sun. 75 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,718 You don't even know what color you going to get in the bud. 76 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,538 This that hoo hoo, hee hee. 77 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:09,371 That 78 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,530 Boy, you ain't gonna get up after this one. 79 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,567 Here you go. - Thank you, bro. 80 00:06:25,877 --> 00:06:26,710 - Hey man, 81 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,328 you think his girl be beating his ass? 82 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:31,233 - Ha. Yeah. 83 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,330 - You think we should do something? 84 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,570 Nah. - Nah 85 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:46,233 - Bro, after this box, man, I think I'm done selling weed. 86 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,758 I'm just gonna pay this chick her child support 87 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,138 so she'll leave me alone. 88 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:54,438 She keeps threatening me with jail every fucking day. 89 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,521 - True. - Look, look, look, 90 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:56,673 bro, right now. 91 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,501 - Damn. 92 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:03,813 - She can't spell "you're" right. 93 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,662 - Think she actually gonna throw you in jail? 94 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:08,464 - Do bears shit on white rabbits? 95 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:09,783 - Oh. 96 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,608 - Something's telling me this kid ain't even mine, man. 97 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,038 But what can you do though? 98 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,448 It's, it's a woman's state. 99 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,311 They're gonna put me in jail anyway. 100 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,453 - Hey, you can always fake your own death. 101 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,178 - Bro, shut the fuck up. 102 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,870 Come make this play with me, man. 103 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,740 - Oooo. 104 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:34,458 I'ma pretty busy. 105 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,563 I got the got, the, got plans. 106 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:41,418 - I'll tell you what, if you come with me, 107 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,160 we'll stop at Doggylicious and I'll buy you a hot dog. 108 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,718 - Doggylicious? 109 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,593 - Yes. 110 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:51,360 - All right. You got me. 111 00:07:51,402 --> 00:07:52,235 - Nice. 112 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,756 - Come on, man. 113 00:07:58,798 --> 00:08:00,631 Bro, Doggylicious bro. 114 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,461 Bro, Doggylicious. 115 00:08:03,503 --> 00:08:06,824 - We're going, man. - Come on, man. 116 00:08:09,142 --> 00:08:12,135 Ugh. What's that smell? 117 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:16,518 - Oh my bad, bro. I've, I've been eating bad as fuck lately. 118 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,648 My weight been fluctuating and everything. 119 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:20,540 - Something's off about that. 120 00:08:20,582 --> 00:08:22,833 - Yeah, bro. Gut health is important. 121 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,563 - Not that, dude. 122 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:31,548 - Oh, you mean this gas? 123 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:34,758 - Yeah. That smells unnatural. 124 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,653 - Yeah. Spoken like a true Reggie smoker. 125 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,128 - Doggylicious. 126 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,502 Bro. Bro, bro, bro. 127 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:43,608 Bro. 128 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:44,808 - Don't worry. 129 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,417 Play first then we'll get your glizzy. 130 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:49,861 - My what? 131 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,203 - Your glizz dog 3000. 132 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,488 - What the hell is that? 133 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,180 - This is what all the kids are calling it on TokTik. 134 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:03,411 - Bro, stay the fuck off of TokTik. 135 00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:05,598 - Bro, you really gotta get with the program. 136 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,438 Everyone knows that TokTik is the fastest way to blow up. 137 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,088 - Blow up. 138 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:13,848 What do you do that requires you to have to blow up? 139 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,378 You're a weed dealer. 140 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,828 Shouldn't you be like, like discreet? 141 00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:20,958 - First of all, I already told you, 142 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,058 after this box, I'm done. 143 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:27,648 Besides, what I want to do is none of your business. 144 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,328 - Ah. 145 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,548 So there is something. 146 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:33,198 Come on, bud. 147 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,763 You could tell me. I won't laugh. 148 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,800 - I want to cook. 149 00:09:40,088 --> 00:09:41,288 - You wanna read a book? 150 00:09:42,717 --> 00:09:43,713 - I want to cook. 151 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,341 - You wanna cuddle? Come on. 152 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:48,138 - Bro. I wanna cook. 153 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,928 I want mix flavors. I want to create. 154 00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:53,040 I could be like the next fucking Chef Ramsey. 155 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:58,098 - You, you can't cook. 156 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,719 Bro, I've lived with you for a year and a half 157 00:10:00,761 --> 00:10:03,588 and making slams doesn't count, 158 00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:06,378 as delicious as they might be. 159 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:07,470 - I'll show you, bro. 160 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,383 - Damn. 161 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,093 - I know I don't smell no damn weed in this house. 162 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,078 Thought you was supposed to be getting 163 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,193 that job at the factory, huh? 164 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,908 How are you supposed to get a job sitting here 165 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,293 smoking that weed all the time? 166 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,643 Lazy fucking stoner. 167 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,527 Come on, man. I didn't even hit you that hard. 168 00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:47,694 - I don't feel good. 169 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,633 - I'm talking to you. 170 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,490 Where do you think you're going? 171 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,849 I know you didn't just put your hands on me. 172 00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,927 I'm calling all my brothers! 173 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,266 quit leaving the water running. 174 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,468 You can't even pay the water bill. 175 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,589 Spend all your money on weed. 176 00:11:20,631 --> 00:11:21,796 Should beat your ass again 177 00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:25,311 but your little bitch ass scream annoys me too bad. 178 00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:27,655 Why don't you do the dishes while you're down there? 179 00:11:27,697 --> 00:11:29,373 Bet you won't. 180 00:11:29,415 --> 00:11:31,571 You just smoke, smoke, smoke 181 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,627 - Bro. 182 00:11:45,669 --> 00:11:47,002 A haunted house? 183 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,038 This is sketch. 184 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,718 - It's not even what you think, bro. 185 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,148 These cosplayers come here and play their little games 186 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,818 after hours when the haunt's not in season. 187 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:56,958 Lemme tell you something. 188 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,987 Cosplayers are the biggest fucking stoners 189 00:11:59,029 --> 00:12:00,588 on the planet, bro. 190 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:01,923 I make a killing here. 191 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,203 - I hate haunted houses. 192 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:11,928 - Dude, the wizard can't cast a shrinking spell 193 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:12,761 on the Urk King. 194 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,208 It's protected by the all fire. 195 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,038 - They're actually called plain walkers. 196 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,333 And you can, if you're vengeance. 197 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,258 - Shut up, Randy. 198 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,488 - Yeah, shut up Randy. 199 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:25,008 - Hey! - Hey! 200 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:29,238 - What up? This is B-F-F-E-U-H-F-M-W-O-S. 201 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,588 - What's that? 202 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,698 - My best friend forever 203 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,618 unless he fucks my wife or something. 204 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,998 - Oh. - Duh. 205 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,268 - Kerry, this is Bat Them. It's non-binary. 206 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:41,373 Spider it. And then we got OB2 Kenobi. 207 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,238 - Hey, hey. Hands off the merchandise. 208 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,368 If my other one comes up missing in the other room, 209 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,198 I'm gonna know it's you, Brian. 210 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,788 - This is Geraldo. 211 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:53,388 Uh, we got Larry Potter and Ryu from Street Fighter. 212 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:56,472 Dude, I fucking love your karate costume. 213 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,388 - It's Juujitsu. It's not a costume. 214 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,128 I just got back from practice. 215 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:01,961 - Oh. 216 00:13:02,003 --> 00:13:02,836 - Oh. 217 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,778 - Dude, you can call 'em by their real names. 218 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,878 No one's gonna sue you or anything. 219 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,198 - Just in case. 220 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,218 Here you go, bro. 221 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,031 - Thank you, sir. I will pay you tomorrow. 222 00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:15,773 - Swear to me. - Come on, man. 223 00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,048 - My bad, my bad. 224 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,118 - Hey, Geraldo. Do you partake any? 225 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,768 - No, man, I'm good. I don't smoke. 226 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,508 - You want to smoke the weed. 227 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,458 - Who the fuck don't smoke? 228 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,558 Come on, bro. Glizzy time. 229 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,833 - What the fuck? 230 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,441 - You're gonna enjoy this wiener. 231 00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:56,658 Hey, hey, hey. 232 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,334 Don't do dishes. Go to Doggylicious. 233 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:01,400 - oh. 234 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,542 what a fucking weirdo, man. 235 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,638 Hello, my name is Kerry, 236 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,938 but you may know me as Sir Glizzy 3000 237 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,918 of the round glizzard table. 238 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,751 - Bro. 239 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,443 Get the fuck off of TokTik. 240 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,443 - I smell a seed. 241 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,011 - Aw nah, man. 242 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,611 That's probably just this brick of Reggie. 243 00:14:25,653 --> 00:14:27,618 - Bro, where do you even get that shit at? 244 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,198 I know I always ask you, but I'm just so curious. 245 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,484 Where do you get that shit at? 246 00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:33,213 - I have my ways. 247 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,958 - Look man, you see this guy over there 248 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,350 eating out of the trashcan? 249 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,448 You see this guy over there eating out the trashcan? 250 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:42,281 - Yeah. 251 00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:44,273 - That's gonna be you if you keep smoking Reggie. 252 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,193 - Wait though, isn't that Donovan? 253 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,210 - Why is Donovan eating hot yeetos out of the trash can? 254 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,556 - Dude, you can say the name of the chips. 255 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:57,431 - Come on. 256 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,498 Hey bro, this might not be the best business strategy, 257 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,588 but maybe you shouldn't spend all your money on weed 258 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,108 if you gonna be eating food out the trash. 259 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,738 - What the fuck! Ah. 260 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,828 Damn it. - Kerry, 261 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,607 get the fuck up, you fuck! 262 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,080 - What, what's wrong with you, man? 263 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,748 Why you so close? 264 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,468 Get off em! 265 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,722 - Donovan, you ain't allowed in my house no more! 266 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,598 Bro, let's go. 267 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,058 - Can't man, that weed cost me $40. 268 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,500 - I will give you some weed. 269 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,318 - Looks like he's clearing up. 270 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,773 - I will fucking leave you. 271 00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:38,055 - You wouldn't. - I will. 272 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,093 Come on, man. 273 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,248 Bro. What the fuck was that? 274 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,678 - I don't know. I don't know. 275 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,108 I don't know, man. 276 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,698 - You okay? 277 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,083 - No! He took my weed. 278 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,453 - He seemed to have hated it just like everybody else too. 279 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,700 - You don't understand, man. 280 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,378 I really hated leaving Donovan like that. 281 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,714 Hope he's okay. 282 00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:16,357 What the? 283 00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:20,127 The hell? 284 00:16:27,282 --> 00:16:29,532 - Yeah. I'm sure he's fine. 285 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:37,694 - Man, I just don't fucking get it. 286 00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:38,569 Was there. 287 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,945 He doesn't understand it. 288 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,617 I can't understand. 289 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,083 Wait. 290 00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:57,681 No! 291 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:22,679 No! 292 00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:42,843 - Bro, what the fuck? 293 00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:43,676 - Dude. 294 00:17:43,718 --> 00:17:44,683 - What? 295 00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:46,117 - Dude. 296 00:17:46,159 --> 00:17:47,088 - What? 297 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,258 - It's the weed. 298 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,668 - What's the weed? 299 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,673 - Donovan! 300 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,543 Give me this. 301 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:57,078 - You're gonna have to pay for that. 302 00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,753 - Gimme that too. 303 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:04,052 - What's his problem today? Man. 304 00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:05,684 Oh my God. Not right now. 305 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,053 What, Jasmine? 306 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,458 I'm gonna get you your money. 307 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,398 Yes, you're in the movie. You're a huge plot point. 308 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,688 You're the whole fucking reason 309 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,388 I gotta get money in the first place. 310 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,813 What is he fucking doing back there? 311 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,728 No, I couldn't think of anything else. 312 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,068 Okay, Jasmine, I'll get you your money, man. 313 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,988 Leave me a alone. 314 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,478 - There's definitely something wrong with this. 315 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,008 - How so? 316 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,699 - Well, a starter contains Myclobutanil, Emamectin 317 00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:44,298 abamenctin, atoxil, and spiramycin. 318 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,658 And it's auto flower. 319 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,000 - I don't know what any of that means. 320 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:54,198 - Yet it's your in fucking weed. 321 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,848 Probably a bunch of other weed. 322 00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,340 Do you even know your source? 323 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:04,788 It was your weed that turned Donovan into a zombie. 324 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,168 - Bro, that is the craziest shit 325 00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,178 I've ever heard in my life. 326 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,318 - You know how to find out. 327 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,971 And that's why I can't legally own a parakeet 328 00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:12,268 in Indiana anymore. 329 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,305 Well, at least till 2026. 330 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,342 - Ah. 331 00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:26,880 - You're going to jail. 332 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,613 - Mm. What, man? 333 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:29,808 - Don't what me. 334 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,068 You know why I'm here. 335 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,638 I want my fucking money or you're going to jail. 336 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,228 - Look man, I got you. 337 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,668 Let me make these couple plays 338 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,467 and Batman's gonna gimme some money later. 339 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,981 - You trying to be fucking funny? 340 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,528 What you got on you right now? 341 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,343 - Not enough, man. Damn. 342 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,338 Where's my kid at anyway? 343 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,958 You leave him in this hot car? 344 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,791 Can I see him? 345 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,038 - No. You can't see him, not till I get my money. 346 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,078 And don't forget, if I don't give my money, 347 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,413 you're going to jail. 348 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,658 - When's the last time you even seen your kid anyway, man? 349 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,618 - Never. 350 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,468 Never, not one time have I seen this kid. 351 00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,408 It's like I don't even know if it's real sometimes. 352 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,758 I, I feel like she just got fat 353 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,754 and was like, "I'm pregnant." 354 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,848 - Then why you still gonna give her money then? 355 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,840 - Bro, has the Reggie fried your brain? 356 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,908 I don't want to go to jail. Duh! 357 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,150 It's like you don't fuckin listen, or something 358 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:42,248 - I don't wanna go to jail.. 359 00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,263 Wait. 360 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,438 - Aw, you think there's gonna 361 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,433 be zombies in there. 362 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,753 All right, bro, you ready to be wrong again? 363 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,728 See, bro, told you wasn't nothing wrong with 'em. 364 00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,018 Always tripping, man. 365 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,118 - I don't know, man. Look kind of fishy. 366 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,513 I would check again. 367 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,831 - Dude, you might be right for once in your fucking life. 368 00:21:40,873 --> 00:21:42,123 What the fuck, dude? 369 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,494 Bro, did you just fucking fart? 370 00:21:48,536 --> 00:21:50,814 Ugh. It smells like mustard. 371 00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:52,971 - I love mustard. 372 00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:02,285 - He heard you, he heard you. Come on. 373 00:22:08,817 --> 00:22:10,125 Bro. 374 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,318 I dropped my fucking keys back here 375 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,848 but the jiujitsu zombie's coming. 376 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:15,588 I gotta go get 'em. 377 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:16,848 - Dude. 378 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:20,958 Trust me, you do not wanna fight a jiujitsu zombie. 379 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,308 - Bro, he's a zombie. 380 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,018 It's not like he's gonna remember jiujitsu. 381 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,337 I'll be right back. I can outrun him. 382 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:26,212 Trust me. 383 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,959 He remembers! He fucking remembers! 384 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,423 - Shit. 385 00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,100 Shit. 386 00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:52,712 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 387 00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:54,807 Uh, uh. I don't know. 388 00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:55,682 Other way. 389 00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:58,897 Ah. Find something. 390 00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:29,346 - What the fuck? What the fuck? 391 00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:31,368 What the fuck? What the fuck? 392 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,158 - Well, there goes our rating. 393 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,568 - What? 394 00:23:35,610 --> 00:23:36,528 - I tried to tell you something 395 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,718 about that weed was unnatural. 396 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,798 - What the fuck am I gonna do? 397 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,778 I spent all my money on that weed. 398 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:42,611 - I don't know. 399 00:23:42,653 --> 00:23:45,498 But we gotta do something to help those guys too. 400 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,163 - Them dudes is already gone. 401 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,247 - We gotta do something. 402 00:23:57,660 --> 00:23:59,851 - Sitting here ain't going to do nothing. Come on, man. 403 00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:07,263 Man. What the fuck am I gonna do? 404 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,228 - Yeah, man. 405 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:12,615 How we gonna save those people you turned into zombies? 406 00:24:12,657 --> 00:24:14,718 - Man, I don't give a about them people. 407 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,841 I gotta find a way to make some money so I don't go to jail. 408 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,238 - Is that all you care about? 409 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,774 You literally turned these people into zombies. 410 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:27,378 You're not gonna do anything about it? 411 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:29,283 - No, I'm not. 412 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,021 - You know, 413 00:24:55,063 --> 00:24:56,808 I didn't wanna resort to this, 414 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,200 but you're forcing my hand. 415 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,920 - Hey bro, you think I'll make any money on Only Heaters? 416 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,464 - So what we have in our hands are marijuambies. 417 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,438 What are marijuambies you ask? 418 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,351 - N-no, I didn't. 419 00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:23,448 - Marijuana plus zombies equals marijuambies. 420 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:24,783 Now what do zombies do? 421 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:27,498 They eat. 422 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:30,078 In most cases, it's brains. 423 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,005 But in our case, it's lungs. 424 00:25:33,047 --> 00:25:34,721 - Did, did you just make this? 425 00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,483 - What do zombies don't do? 426 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,353 They don't use toilets. 427 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,798 Yeah. 428 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,640 So if they're not using toilets and eating all the time, 429 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:49,420 that means they're always shitting themselves over 430 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,508 and over 431 00:25:53,550 --> 00:25:57,634 and over again until the shit explodes! 432 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:03,108 Covering the whole earth, creating a shit smog 433 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,358 that expands throughout the atmosphere, 434 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,363 blocking all sunlight and ending all life as we know it. 435 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,223 So, 436 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,520 what do you say, 437 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,353 bud? 438 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,683 - Well, when you put it that way, 439 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,833 no! 440 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,978 None of them people were ever there for me. 441 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,028 Look, when I had nobody, I had nobody. 442 00:26:35,070 --> 00:26:37,818 When I didn't graduate high school, 443 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:39,378 I had nobody. 444 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,283 When I had my first kid even. 445 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,551 The bitch wants to throw me in fucking jail 446 00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:44,928 for child support. 447 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,668 - You're the one that sold 'em the weed 448 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,018 in the first place. 449 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:48,978 - Bro, I ain't know it was gonna 450 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,568 turn 'em into marijuambies. 451 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,338 That shit is outta my control. 452 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:54,978 - There is gonna be shit everywhere 453 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,808 and it's gonna be on you. 454 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:59,178 - Ain't nobody shitting on me. 455 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,428 - Fine. I'll do it myself. 456 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:04,270 - Okay, Thanos. Lemme know how that goes for you. 457 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:05,568 - Thanos? 458 00:27:05,610 --> 00:27:08,028 - Yeah, you know, from the MCU. 459 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,868 At the end of "Age of Ultron", 460 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:12,618 Thanos came in and was like, "Fine, I'll do it myself." 461 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,598 Which made no fucking sense to the story 462 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,158 'cause Tony Stark and Bruce Banner 463 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,538 were the ones that made Ultron, 464 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,058 and Thanos had nothing to fucking do with it. 465 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,711 - The MCU is dying. Let it go. 466 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,593 Gosh, man. 467 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:47,183 Ah, fuck. Forgot to clean out my car again. 468 00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:05,092 - Welcome to another segment of "Shit Happened." 469 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,971 I'm your host Gary Dumpler. 470 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,470 Have you wanted to leave your friend to fight zombies alone- 471 00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:16,911 - What do zombies don't do? 472 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:19,308 They don't use toilets. 473 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:20,808 So if they're not using toilets 474 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,238 and eating all the time, 475 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,458 that means they're always shitting themselves 476 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,130 over and over again 477 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,433 until the shit explodes! 478 00:29:56,384 --> 00:29:58,248 Come. 479 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:01,455 Feed on my flesh you stoner zombie fuckers! 480 00:30:08,017 --> 00:30:12,563 uhhh. 481 00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:14,298 - Bro, what the fuck are you doing? 482 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:17,208 - Dude, I'm the cure. 483 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,678 - The what? 484 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,818 - The cure. 485 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,198 Remember when Donovan got on top of me, 486 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,338 he was trying to eat at me 487 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,288 and then he was healing up instantly? 488 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:26,673 - You mean when he got your bunk ass weed? 489 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:30,648 - Reggie's the cure. 490 00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:33,918 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 491 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,058 I guess you finally get to show me 492 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,678 where you get this shit, huh? 493 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,988 - I do indeed. - You're loving this. 494 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:41,064 - Yeah. 495 00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,478 So what made you come back anyways? 496 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,713 - I didn't want you to fight alone. Duh. 497 00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,937 - It was the poop, wasn't it? 498 00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:08,688 - Man, how did I know you was gonna have me 499 00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,653 in some weird ass place like this? 500 00:31:11,550 --> 00:31:12,558 What we gonna do anyway? 501 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,438 Go to the middle of the fucking woods, do a seance, 502 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,358 and some magical guy with dirty feet 503 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,728 brings us some grade F fucking brick weed 504 00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:21,648 we can build a skyscraper with? 505 00:31:21,690 --> 00:31:23,743 - You've been here before? 506 00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:24,576 - Say you lying. 507 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,558 Say you lying, bro. 508 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,391 Bro. 509 00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:33,828 - This is it. 510 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:35,313 This is the place. 511 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,388 Grab a seat over there. 512 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,480 Let me handle this. 513 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:24,648 - This lighter's not working. 514 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:25,481 Somebody, somebody grab a lighter, 515 00:32:25,523 --> 00:32:26,314 grab another lighter. 516 00:32:26,356 --> 00:32:27,390 Hurry. Hurry - Lighter. 517 00:32:32,704 --> 00:32:35,029 - Yep. That should do it. 518 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,915 - You have got to be fucking kidding me. 519 00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,957 Is that a middle finger? 520 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,578 - Hey man, I wouldn't lay there if I was you. 521 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,798 There were some homeless people having sex there earlier 522 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,868 and it was messy. 523 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,163 One guy was even using a cane. 524 00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,258 - Oh man. Spare me the details. 525 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,208 - Kerry. 526 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,128 You here for another half pound? 527 00:33:22,170 --> 00:33:23,658 90 bucks. 528 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,208 - Might need a little more this time. 529 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,828 - You're just in luck. 530 00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,538 I just harvested a new strand 531 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,301 and it barely smells like cat piss. 532 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,818 - You, you gotta be kidding me. 533 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:36,468 - What are you making some butter? 534 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:37,908 Why so much more? 535 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,738 - Uh, zombies actually, we're fighting zombies. 536 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,088 Reggie's the cure. 537 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:42,408 - Zombies? 538 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:45,138 - Yeah, Brian got some weed from this, uh, 539 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,458 big ass weed corporation 540 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,458 and everyone who smokes it turns into zombies. 541 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,368 - You, uh, have some of this with you? 542 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:54,008 - Yeah, I got some. 543 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,273 - This is bad. 544 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,008 - Ay, you gonna pay for that? 545 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:10,885 Well, I'm gonna go to jail 546 00:34:10,927 --> 00:34:12,288 if I don't get some money for that. 547 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,298 I thought you was gonna ask him for help. 548 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,265 - I never seen him act like that. 549 00:34:15,307 --> 00:34:16,925 It's like he scared of something. 550 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,353 - Hello? 551 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,428 - This is a prepaid correct call from... 552 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,261 - Donovan. 553 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:31,108 - To accept charges, press one. 554 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,251 - What's up, Donovan? 555 00:34:34,293 --> 00:34:36,591 - I'm in jail and I don't know how I got here. 556 00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,611 - Hey man, gimme a threeway. - Ain't giving you nothing. 557 00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:40,222 - If you don't gimme that goddamn threeway- 558 00:34:40,264 --> 00:34:41,658 - Get the fuck off. 559 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,158 Hey, get off me, man. 560 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,198 - So Donovan, how is he? 561 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,428 Is he okay? 562 00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:47,261 - He's cool. 563 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:49,158 Look man, I've been thinking if we're gonna fight 564 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,248 some zombies, I think we need a team. 565 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:55,368 Who we gonna call, the Ghostbusters or something? 566 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,618 - Nah, no, couldn't be Ghostbusters. 567 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,660 They only deal with ghosts, not zombies. 568 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,648 - The point is we ain't got nobody to call. 569 00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,451 - I got some friends. 570 00:35:05,493 --> 00:35:06,541 - Who? 571 00:35:08,348 --> 00:35:10,670 The timing is incredible. 572 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,368 - Like Steve. 573 00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:18,468 Hey Steve, wanna help us fight some zombies? 574 00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:19,301 - Sure, man. 575 00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:22,518 - Uh. 576 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,958 Kerry's gonna have to call you back. 577 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,136 We, we got a couple things we gotta discuss. 578 00:35:26,178 --> 00:35:28,391 - I don't even know why I'm here, man. 579 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,218 - Bro, Steve could've helped us. 580 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,062 - Steve needs to help himself to a self-care routine. 581 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,738 - Well. 582 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,438 - Your suggestion was somebody like Steve. 583 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,163 - Oh, and yours is a lot better? 584 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:44,118 - Bro, I'd have to be one desperate mother fucker 585 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,760 to fight zombies with that dude. 586 00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:49,188 - Anyways, we need some supplies 587 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,468 so I can make these weed weapons. 588 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:55,758 - Weed weapons. We're going to fucking die. 589 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,768 Just hurry up so we can go, man. 590 00:35:57,810 --> 00:35:58,643 - Yep. 591 00:36:02,264 --> 00:36:03,055 - Bro. 592 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,098 I cannot believe we have to deal with zombies. 593 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,693 I feel like we're in like a B-rated zombie movie. 594 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,196 I don't even like zombies. 595 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,078 - Say zombies again. 596 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,953 - Shut up. 597 00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:21,588 - No, but for real, zombie movies are top tier gold. 598 00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:22,938 One time I seen this zombie movie, 599 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,196 it was called "Zombie Strippers." 600 00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:26,029 - Oh-ho. 601 00:36:26,071 --> 00:36:27,648 - Guess it was about? 602 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:29,028 Zombie strippers. 603 00:36:29,070 --> 00:36:30,218 - Well, no shit. - Yeah, shit. 604 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:33,228 Yeah, they were twerking everything. Cool as shit. 605 00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:35,327 That's what this movie needs, zombie strippers. 606 00:36:40,095 --> 00:36:42,048 - Bro, you know we can't afford that shit. 607 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:42,962 - True. 608 00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:53,118 - Hey bro, ain't that that van 609 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,353 that delivered the poison weed to me today? 610 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,008 - Man, it is. 611 00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,158 We should go talk to him. I bet he's got some answers. 612 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,838 - I don't necessarily think we need to go talk to him. 613 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,993 - Well, why's your voice cracking? 614 00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,968 - It's not. 615 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,978 - Man, pull over here. I'll go talk to him. 616 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,948 I bet he is a cool guy delivering weed all day. 617 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,763 - You gonna go talk to him, not me. 618 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,428 - Huh. 619 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:42,554 Bro, there ain't nothing in here. 620 00:37:47,454 --> 00:37:49,986 Brian! 621 00:37:50,028 --> 00:37:50,945 Brian help! 622 00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:55,128 There's a, ah, there's a piece of Reggie joint 623 00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:56,478 in the ashtray! 624 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,763 Grab it. 625 00:37:57,805 --> 00:37:58,949 You can cure him! 626 00:38:07,572 --> 00:38:08,405 Help! 627 00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:14,561 Hey! 628 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,223 - Fuck. Brian. 629 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,911 Brian! 630 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:27,623 Buddy. 631 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,510 Bud. 632 00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:31,385 No. 633 00:38:33,252 --> 00:38:33,852 No! 634 00:38:41,048 --> 00:38:42,847 - Bro, shut the fuck up, bro. 635 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,648 - Nice. 636 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,523 You're cool. 637 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:50,549 Hey, looks like he's clearing up. 638 00:38:50,591 --> 00:38:52,458 You want me to talk to him? 639 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,753 - Let's, let's tie him up before he wakes up. 640 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,248 - You don't wanna talk to him while he's awake? 641 00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,955 - Bro, let's just fucking tie him up 642 00:38:59,997 --> 00:39:01,518 and then we'll talk to him, okay? 643 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,868 I just want him tied up. 644 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,248 - Tie him up? 645 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,048 - You asking too many questions. 646 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,178 Take the van. I'll take the car. 647 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,566 We'll meet back at the house. Okay? 648 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,698 - Fine. 649 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,531 All right. 650 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,504 - Break. 651 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,048 - Is he secure? 652 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:32,673 - Three days, Boy Scouts. He's secure. 653 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,048 - You've got some explaining to do, 654 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:39,394 you maggot filthy piece of East 10th Street shit. 655 00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,276 - What the the fuck? 656 00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:45,109 What the fuck? 657 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:47,073 Why am I, why am I tied up? 658 00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:51,311 Ow did someone fucking smack me? 659 00:39:51,353 --> 00:39:52,605 - I did. 660 00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:55,293 - You? 661 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,588 - Let's get to the point. 662 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,820 Why did you poison my weed? 663 00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,904 Why did you turn them people into zombies? 664 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,638 And most importantly, 665 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:08,909 why did you pinch my shit? 666 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,018 - Sorry about my friend here. 667 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,398 He could be a little hotheaded. 668 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,558 Now just tell us why you poisoned the weed 669 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,938 and we'll get you outta here. 670 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,228 - Why poison the weed? 671 00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,061 I smoked the weed. 672 00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,718 Why the fuck would I poison myself? 673 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,585 - So you did pinch my my shit? 674 00:40:24,627 --> 00:40:26,418 - No, no, no! - Oh! 675 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,293 Oh. 676 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:30,528 Wait. So who did poison the weed? 677 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:32,178 - I dunno, man. 678 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,488 I've just been doing this for a couple fucking weeks. 679 00:40:34,530 --> 00:40:36,708 I go to the cornfield, the middle of fucking nowhere, 680 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:40,173 pick some boxes up, drop some boxes off, no questions asked. 681 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,450 - Can you take us there? 682 00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:46,345 - Can you untie me? 683 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,190 - We can't untie him. 684 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:55,521 He's gonna know where we live. 685 00:40:55,563 --> 00:40:56,778 - Good point. 686 00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,258 Look, we can't untie you. 687 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,968 Uh, we also have to blindfold you 688 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:05,058 until we get to where we're going 689 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:07,773 so you don't know where we're at. 690 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:09,851 - I know where you're at. 691 00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:12,198 I've delivered the packages here. 692 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,678 - Don't worry about it. Grab a blindfold. 693 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,178 - Wait, I thought you had a blindfold. 694 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:18,053 - Uh. 695 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,238 I'm sure we could make one. 696 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,827 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 697 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,798 You know I'm gonna kill you, right? 698 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,740 - Yeah, we'll see. 699 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,797 - Hey, where'd you get them panties at? 700 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,877 - Remember Big Hurricane Katrina? 701 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:43,278 - I can't believe these fucking things are on my head. 702 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,144 Take this shit off my head! 703 00:41:48,690 --> 00:41:49,773 - There you go. Gosh. 704 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:54,348 - Sorry, bro. We only do what we gotta do. 705 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:56,778 We couldn't let you know where we was. You know? 706 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,100 - I know where you guys were at. 707 00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,538 You guys were at the drive through ordering food, 708 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:00,911 I could hear it. 709 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,438 - But you don't know where from though. 710 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,268 - Yeah 'cause they make Big Macs everywhere. 711 00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:06,528 - Hey, you shut your fucking mouth 712 00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:07,878 before you get us copy written. 713 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,711 - Yeah. 714 00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,698 - Just tell us where to go, man. 715 00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:13,278 - Well, since you just took the panties off my head 716 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,458 and I didn't know where I'm at, 717 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,158 we need to go back to the Donald Mac 718 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,373 back on 10th Street, 719 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:24,528 the one I didn't know where you guys were at. 720 00:42:24,570 --> 00:42:27,168 Just make a left up here and I'll show you where to go 721 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,863 so I can get the fuck outta here! 722 00:42:31,230 --> 00:42:32,448 Stupid stoners. 723 00:42:32,490 --> 00:42:34,562 Stupid. Stupid. 724 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,198 - There's nothing here. 725 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,567 - I knew he couldn't trust that mother fucker. 726 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,149 - Mother fucker. 727 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,418 You want to kid nap my fuckin ass 728 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,498 How you like getting slapped now? 729 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:55,694 You stupid little bitch! 730 00:42:55,736 --> 00:42:56,908 Hey my... 731 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,117 Aw fuck my fucking finger! 732 00:43:01,044 --> 00:43:02,671 You sick, bitch! 733 00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:03,504 Fuck! 734 00:43:03,546 --> 00:43:05,085 My fucking! 735 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:25,608 - It smells more like Reggie out here than anything. 736 00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:27,903 - Yeah, it does. 737 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,733 - Okay, we're doing this. 738 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,173 - Look. 739 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,883 Reggie seeds. 740 00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:49,938 But there's something off about 'em. 741 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,813 - Well, it's Reggie, so. 742 00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:57,348 - It's like they've been scattered here and not planted. 743 00:43:57,390 --> 00:43:59,148 - What do you think that means? 744 00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:03,640 - I don't know, but it smells like 745 00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,553 marijuambies. 746 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,188 - Lemme tell you something. 747 00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:17,058 There ain't gonna be a god damn lick of no Reggie 748 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,153 in the weed I got. 749 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,560 - Oh, I think there is. 750 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,233 It can't be him. 751 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,413 - No. 752 00:44:33,450 --> 00:44:35,963 Bro, you really think he has something to do with this? 753 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:40,218 - How else could a Reggie and kush farm coexist? 754 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:42,423 Only one person can make that much Reggie. 755 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,268 Look, in the meantime, you need to do the right thing 756 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:48,895 and you can throw the rest of that weed out. 757 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,728 - Bro, if I throw the weed out, 758 00:44:52,770 --> 00:44:54,498 I'm not gonna make any money 759 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:56,190 and I'm gonna go to fucking jail. 760 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:00,213 - Dude, it's already made zombies. 761 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,823 People have fucking died. 762 00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:06,138 Put it on our friendship, 763 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,180 you'll throw it out. 764 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,213 - Bro, that's low. 765 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,921 - Do it, bro. 766 00:45:23,370 --> 00:45:25,968 - Man, you don't think we're overreacting, do you? 767 00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,533 - Bro, you put it on our friendship. 768 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,038 - Yeah, I try to remember our friendship 769 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,338 when me and Bubba have our wedding and we need a best man. 770 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,593 - You'd let me be a best man at your wedding? 771 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,178 - Look, Reggie in a flavored Swisher! 772 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:50,103 - Oh! Bro, come on, man. 773 00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:51,983 Just do it. 774 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,568 - There. 775 00:46:02,610 --> 00:46:03,710 There goes my freedom. 776 00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:06,701 - You did a good thing. 777 00:46:06,743 --> 00:46:07,653 - we'll see. 778 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,713 - Hey, come on, bro. - Damn. 779 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:39,933 - Why'd you do it? 780 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,228 - Yeah. What the fuck? 781 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,133 - It's not that easy, Kerry. 782 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,113 - You meant everything to me. 783 00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:56,718 - I was flourishing, man. 784 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,923 Rich, beyond measure. 785 00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:03,603 Nobody cared about a few seeds and stems. 786 00:47:04,710 --> 00:47:05,501 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 787 00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:07,458 Sometimes you're reach in the bag, 788 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,558 you may prick your finger. 789 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,513 Other times you'll leave a seed in the joint. 790 00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:14,483 Pop! 791 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:18,138 Stinks up a whole room. But who cares, man? 792 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,100 One time I fit 20 pounds 793 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,033 in one fanny pack, yeah. 794 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:30,460 Then people started playing God. 795 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,763 They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother. 796 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,093 It became fluffier, 797 00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:41,493 smelled better. 798 00:47:43,703 --> 00:47:47,250 The THC content, it was off the charts. 799 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,193 And right before my very eyes, 800 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,213 I became a nobody. 801 00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:01,668 Even crack heads would smoke Reggie 802 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:03,093 to come down off a binge. 803 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,468 And that's when it hit me. 804 00:48:06,510 --> 00:48:08,643 If there was no more kush, 805 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,510 people would be forced to smoke Reggie again, 806 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,070 placing me back 807 00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:21,710 in my rightful spot as the gateway drug. 808 00:48:22,356 --> 00:48:23,388 - Ah. 809 00:48:23,430 --> 00:48:25,848 All right, man, that's a sad story and all 810 00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,648 but that doesn't explain how 811 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:30,367 people are becoming marijuambies. 812 00:48:30,409 --> 00:48:31,442 - Y-you interrupted me 813 00:48:31,484 --> 00:48:32,868 before I could even finish. 814 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,428 - Well then finish. 815 00:48:34,470 --> 00:48:36,903 - Yeah. Grand Master Reggie, finish. 816 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,830 - Cordyceps. 817 00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:43,018 - Percocets? 818 00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:45,768 - No, no, no, no, no. Cordyceps. 819 00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:47,283 - The is a cordycep? 820 00:48:48,990 --> 00:48:51,693 - Wait, like, like the ant fungus? 821 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,633 - No. 822 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,003 - I was desperate, man. 823 00:48:58,050 --> 00:48:59,883 Ignorant to the effects. 824 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,538 I just thought it would kill the plants. 825 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:06,483 I had no idea it would infect humans too. 826 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,841 - I don't even think I can look at you right now. 827 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,033 - This the guy you rave about all the time? 828 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,148 Hey, look, man, since it was clearly you 829 00:49:17,190 --> 00:49:18,948 that turned these people into zombies 830 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:20,283 and not me, by the way, 831 00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:23,118 you should redeem yourself. 832 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,033 Come help us. 833 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,178 - Yeah, you're right. 834 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:31,608 You gotta come help us stop what you created. 835 00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:32,483 Come on. 836 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,553 - I can't, Kerry. 837 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,070 - I don't think he's coming, man. 838 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,638 - Look, what's happening is terrible but... 839 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,288 - But what? 840 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:46,863 - But it still benefits him. 841 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,638 The plants are still contaminated 842 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,068 and people will still have no choice 843 00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:55,143 but to smoke buck ass Reggie. 844 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,463 - Tell me that's not why. 845 00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:03,513 - I'm sorry, Kerry. 846 00:50:09,037 --> 00:50:10,893 - Come on, man. We gotta go. 847 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,758 Hey, bro. 848 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,403 I've been thinking, what the fuck is a weed weapon? 849 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,378 We're gonna make some weed weapons. 850 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:52,420 We're gonna fucking die. 851 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,358 Bro, will you hurry the fuck up 852 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,511 before I change my mother fucking mind? 853 00:51:01,553 --> 00:51:02,418 What are you doing? 854 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,160 Man, you always doing something weird in that bedroom. 855 00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:22,818 - Let's blow some zombies. 856 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:37,458 - Steve. 857 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,468 - Brian. 858 00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:41,418 Hey, kerbear. You look cool. 859 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:42,410 What are you doing? 860 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,549 - Saving the fucking world. 861 00:51:45,591 --> 00:51:49,248 - Ah, righteous. That's awesome. 862 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:51,105 You gonna have a costume too? 863 00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:40,048 - You know, we might not all make it outta here. 864 00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:45,260 Bro, where's your friend? 865 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,918 Look, I knew he wasn't gonna last long, 866 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,600 but this is just ridiculous. 867 00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:38,131 Shut up, bitch. 868 00:53:45,685 --> 00:53:46,935 No. No, no, no. 869 00:53:47,897 --> 00:53:48,806 Fuck off me. 870 00:54:00,030 --> 00:54:01,575 No, no, ah. 871 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,997 Get off! 872 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,797 This shit gay, man! 873 00:54:04,839 --> 00:54:06,927 I ain't judging, I'm just not gay! 874 00:54:06,969 --> 00:54:08,302 Get off me, man! 875 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:10,112 Kerry! 876 00:54:15,888 --> 00:54:16,721 Ah, fuck. 877 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,138 Yeah, got yo bitch ass. 878 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,298 Fuck you, zom Holland. 879 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:30,131 Dumb ass zombie. 880 00:54:30,173 --> 00:54:31,773 Hey, wait up. 881 00:54:36,513 --> 00:54:37,908 Bro, ain't these electric? 882 00:54:37,950 --> 00:54:39,213 I need an extension cord. 883 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,153 Kerry. 884 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,716 Kerry! 885 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:45,007 Where the fuck are you? 886 00:55:02,110 --> 00:55:05,130 Oh- 887 00:56:55,701 --> 00:56:59,392 - Huh? 888 00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:06,242 Huh? 889 00:58:47,081 --> 00:58:49,248 - Did you just fucking shit on me! 890 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:22,061 - Kerry! 891 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,913 - Kerry! 892 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,940 Pretty sure I got the force, bro. 893 00:59:30,930 --> 00:59:32,718 Just whooped a Jedi. 894 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,102 Kind of badass actually. 895 00:59:34,144 --> 00:59:36,222 Kerry! 896 00:59:36,264 --> 00:59:40,458 What the fuck, man? Kerry! 897 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,200 - Bro! - Please don't shit on me. 898 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:48,108 Bro, don't ever fucking leave me like that again, man. 899 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:51,112 - Why? You got no problem leaving everybody else. 900 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,373 Come on, man. 901 00:59:56,102 --> 00:59:58,638 - "You have no problem leaving everybody else." 902 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,543 Rambo Malone looking mother fucker. 903 01:00:09,810 --> 01:00:11,451 - Let's get 'em. 904 01:00:11,493 --> 01:00:13,908 - Man, we can't just go in there without a plan. 905 01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,633 He literally knows Juujitsu. 906 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,180 - I'll take care of him. 907 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:24,005 - Then I got Batman and this is personal. 908 01:00:31,737 --> 01:00:34,098 - Ah, this is for casting Robert Patterson! 909 01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:35,803 That movie sucked! 910 01:00:35,845 --> 01:00:37,068 Yeah, yeah! 911 01:00:37,110 --> 01:00:38,292 Yeah, how the fuck y'all like it? 912 01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:39,125 Oh, shit! 913 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:41,374 Damn, how the fuck y'all keep doing this? Ugh! 914 01:00:41,416 --> 01:00:43,046 Get the fuck off me! 915 01:00:43,088 --> 01:00:43,879 Shit! 916 01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,344 - Bring it on! Yeah. Mother fucker! 917 01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:00,010 Come on, mother fucker! 918 01:01:01,409 --> 01:01:03,258 What the fuck is the point of even having these? 919 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,200 Yeah, bring it on then, mother fucker! 920 01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,496 You merely adapted to the dark. 921 01:01:10,538 --> 01:01:12,453 I was born in it. 922 01:01:12,495 --> 01:01:13,573 Molded by it. 923 01:01:14,703 --> 01:01:16,061 Oh, you don't like that? 924 01:01:16,103 --> 01:01:18,858 Huh? Are you the zombie we need? 925 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,673 But not the zombie we deserve? 926 01:01:21,630 --> 01:01:22,692 Yeah. Come on. 927 01:01:22,734 --> 01:01:23,762 Come on. 928 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,779 - Then people started playing God. 929 01:01:46,821 --> 01:01:50,265 They're putting chemicals in our weed, brother. 930 01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,473 And right before my very eyes, 931 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:56,340 I became a nobody. 932 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,008 Even crack heads would smoke Reggie 933 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,463 to come down off a binge. 934 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,858 - I don't think he's coming, man. 935 01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,551 - Look, what's happening is terrible but... 936 01:02:11,593 --> 01:02:12,963 I'm sorry, Kerry. 937 01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,580 Zombie's beating your ass, Kerry. 938 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,550 why do you still smoke that Reggie shit, man? 939 01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,903 Where, where do you even get Reggie anymore? 940 01:02:41,991 --> 01:02:46,158 - Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 941 01:02:49,089 --> 01:02:51,756 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 942 01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:57,963 When I graduated high school, 943 01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:02,223 I had Reggie. 944 01:03:07,710 --> 01:03:10,548 When I had my first kid even. 945 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:11,423 I had Reggie. 946 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:24,030 - Bro, you ain't even got no kids. 947 01:03:26,889 --> 01:03:28,472 - But I got Reggie. 948 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,078 - You either die a zombie 949 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,984 or you live long enough to get your ass whopped, bitch! 950 01:04:36,859 --> 01:04:38,087 Sucka, mother fucka. 951 01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:43,743 Bro, I am so fucking glad that's done. 952 01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:46,668 I was running out of Batman jokes. 953 01:04:46,710 --> 01:04:47,930 - I bet. 954 01:04:52,770 --> 01:04:55,158 - Hey, there you guys are, man. 955 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,968 Yo man, there's free bag's of weed everywhere. 956 01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:02,928 I just been high as a mother fucker, dog. 957 01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:03,803 - Buddy? 958 01:05:04,747 --> 01:05:06,438 You, you feeling okay? 959 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,685 - Hey, guy. 960 01:05:10,727 --> 01:05:14,790 - Yeah, I'm fine, man. 961 01:05:14,832 --> 01:05:18,275 I just got a taste for lungs. 962 01:05:26,434 --> 01:05:27,456 - I got this. 963 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,651 - Bro. 964 01:05:33,693 --> 01:05:35,328 Bro, bro, wake up. 965 01:05:35,370 --> 01:05:37,098 Wake up! Bro, you okay? 966 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,628 Wake the fuck up, man! 967 01:05:38,670 --> 01:05:40,578 Bro. Steve's coming, man. 968 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,453 Wake up. 969 01:05:42,358 --> 01:05:44,647 What the fuck? What, what the fuck, man? 970 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:02,733 - I can't take back what I did. 971 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,163 Man, I am better than that. 972 01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:09,753 I've got to find a new way to bring Reggie back. 973 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:13,053 I'm thinking edibles, something, I don't know. 974 01:06:14,490 --> 01:06:15,740 Let me take care of that. 975 01:06:50,429 --> 01:06:52,158 - Come on, man. Wake up. 976 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,344 Look, Grand Master Reggie! 977 01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:56,673 Kerry, wake up. 978 01:07:04,364 --> 01:07:06,712 - Brian, come help! 979 01:07:06,754 --> 01:07:08,660 - I ain't running away this time. 980 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,953 Let's go, mother fucker. 981 01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,351 - Master! What happened? 982 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,908 No, we can fix it. We can fix this. 983 01:07:43,950 --> 01:07:46,203 - No, I can feel it. 984 01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:51,243 There's no more room in this world for Reggie. 985 01:07:52,864 --> 01:07:55,679 Unless you, 986 01:07:55,721 --> 01:07:58,818 unless you, there's only one person 987 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:03,168 that can fulfill the mantle of Grand Master Reggie. 988 01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:04,043 - Who? 989 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,510 - With great Reggie 990 01:08:08,490 --> 01:08:12,173 comes great responsibility. 991 01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:48,213 - Bro. Check this out. 992 01:08:49,634 --> 01:08:52,175 - Fucking stinks, man. 993 01:08:52,217 --> 01:08:53,050 - Damn! 994 01:08:54,947 --> 01:08:57,081 What happened to your eye, man? 995 01:08:57,123 --> 01:09:00,459 - Oh. 996 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,013 - You're going to jail. 997 01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,778 - Bro, no, stop! 998 01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:21,768 Ted already did that. 999 01:09:21,810 --> 01:09:22,601 - Fuck. 1000 01:09:22,643 --> 01:09:25,038 - What are you nerds even talking about? 1001 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,988 First of all, why does this smell like seeds over here? 1002 01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:28,188 - Right? 1003 01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:31,578 - Second of all, where's my fucking money? 1004 01:09:31,620 --> 01:09:34,488 - Look man, I, I just, 1005 01:09:34,530 --> 01:09:35,328 I just don't got it. 1006 01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:36,258 I don't know what to tell you. 1007 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,788 - Well, you know what that means. 1008 01:09:37,830 --> 01:09:39,250 You're going to jail! 1009 01:09:42,202 --> 01:09:45,048 - I don't even care anymore. Take me to jail. 1010 01:09:45,090 --> 01:09:47,516 I don't give a fuck. But first, I'm seeing my kid. 1011 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,893 - No, no. - Whoa. 1012 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,428 - Yes! - He's doing it. 1013 01:09:52,470 --> 01:09:55,353 - No, just wait. Hold on. 1014 01:10:12,051 --> 01:10:12,842 - Are you trying to gimme fucking canceled? 1015 01:10:12,884 --> 01:10:15,159 - It's not what you think. I'm like 3%- 1016 01:10:15,201 --> 01:10:18,708 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. 1017 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,281 - But my grandma is like... Whoa, whoa. No. 1018 01:10:21,323 --> 01:10:23,028 - But I have... Hey, look. 1019 01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:24,573 Stop. Turn around. 1020 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,393 Walk away. 1021 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,518 With the baby! 1022 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,723 - You're right. 1023 01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:41,028 - So no jail time, huh? 1024 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,138 - No jail, bro. 1025 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:43,867 - Hell yeah, my man. 1026 01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:46,698 - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 1027 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,840 He dropped his bottle. 1028 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:51,318 - Kind of sad though, bro. 1029 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,398 I was kind of looking forward 1030 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,440 to a little me running around, you know? 1031 01:10:55,470 --> 01:10:57,003 - But with her though? 1032 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,073 - Mm. 1033 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:04,817 Obviously not with her, right? Obviously 1034 01:11:41,141 --> 01:11:41,974 - Come on. 1035 01:11:43,627 --> 01:11:44,772 Bud. 1036 01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,868 - One time. 1037 01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:01,175 That's it. 1038 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:06,720 - Where do you even get Reggie anymore? 1039 01:12:06,762 --> 01:12:10,426 - Listen man, lemme tell you about Reggie. 1040 01:12:10,468 --> 01:12:12,716 When I had nobody, I had Reggie. 1041 01:12:27,618 --> 01:12:28,968 - Dude, you heard there's a couple zombies 1042 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:31,115 running around dressed like Batman and a Jedi? 1043 01:12:31,157 --> 01:12:32,628 - No. 1044 01:12:32,670 --> 01:12:33,528 What? 1045 01:12:33,570 --> 01:12:34,361 - Yeah. 1046 01:12:34,403 --> 01:12:35,835 Apparently a couple dumb asses went to go cure 'em 1047 01:12:35,877 --> 01:12:38,358 and just beat 'em up and left 'em there instead. 1048 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,297 - Sounds like a plot to a bad movie. 1049 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,573 - You said it, not me. 1050 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:44,851 Hey, you caught something. 1051 01:12:44,893 --> 01:12:45,684 - Oh, shit. 1052 01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:47,028 - Probably just some trash though. 1053 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,198 That's all you ever catch. 1054 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,668 - Allison? 1055 01:12:49,710 --> 01:12:53,508 Oh God. It's big like Allison. 1056 01:12:53,550 --> 01:12:54,648 - Bring it in here. Bring it in here. 1057 01:12:54,690 --> 01:12:55,481 Oh wow. 1058 01:12:55,523 --> 01:12:59,268 - Oh, it's just a big old box like Allison had. 1059 01:12:59,310 --> 01:13:03,378 - Dude, it's a big old box full of weed. 1060 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,253 - No way. 1061 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,228 Oh my God. It is! 1062 01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:10,212 And it smells fire. 1063 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:12,828 - Definitely don't smell like Reggie. 1064 01:13:12,870 --> 01:13:14,418 - Or Nick, the mechanic. 1065 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,828 - It's kind of weird there'd be a box of weed 1066 01:13:15,870 --> 01:13:17,298 floating in a lake though. 1067 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:20,621 - Yeah. It seems like the setup for a sequel. 1068 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,368 - I am smoking it anyway. 1068 01:13:27,305 --> 01:14:27,694 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm