"The Big Bang Theory" The Tam Turbulence

1 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,455 Hey, what you doing? 2 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:06,372 Improving our wedding photos. 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,540 Oh, that's nice. 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,254 Wait, I'm still in them, right? 5 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,213 Of course. And not only you, 6 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:14,690 I've added some guests who couldn't be there. 7 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,812 Oh. Who's that next to my father? 8 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:18,970 The Wright brothers. 9 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,979 And why are they at our wedding? 10 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,938 Orville, because I admire him, 11 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,818 Wilbur, because he was Orville's plus-one. 12 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:31,012 Oh, you got an email from someone named Tam. 13 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:32,933 Tam? What does he want? 14 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:34,776 Uh... 15 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:38,214 Looks like he's coming to give his son on a tour of Caltech. 16 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,740 He's hoping you guys could meet up. 17 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,540 He would like that, wouldn't he? 18 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:43,579 Well, that is the gist of the email. 19 00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:46,180 Who's Tam? 20 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:49,213 He was my best friend in the whole world growing up. 21 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,300 Really? 22 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:52,611 Why have I never heard you mention him before? 23 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,975 Oh, of course I have. 24 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:56,196 I'm sure I've mentioned him, like, five times this week. 25 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,495 I don't think you have. 26 00:00:57,580 --> 00:00:59,060 Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam. 27 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,180 There. It's only Thursday. 28 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:06,260 I didn't just drink the crazy milk, I bought the crazy cow. 29 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,478 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 30 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,871 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 31 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:15,960 <i>Wait!</i> 32 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,190 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 33 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,475 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 34 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,914 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 35 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,832 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 36 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,480 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 37 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,711 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 38 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,800 <i>Bang!</i> 39 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:35,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 40 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,296 So are you actually engaged to this woman you just met? 41 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,151 Yeah. 42 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,197 Tell us the truth. Did she get you pregnant? 43 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,715 Very funny. 44 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,200 Guys, I need your help, okay? 45 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,192 I'm trying to buy her an engagement ring. 46 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,356 What do you think of this? Do you think she'll like this one? 47 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:51,815 Well, it's hard to say not knowing much about her. 48 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,300 Does she have fingers? 49 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,532 Yes, she has 10 fingers and 10 toes, probably. 50 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,500 I'll get back to you after I see her in sandals. 51 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,296 Hey, did you guys know that 52 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,418 Sheldon had a best friend growing up named Tam? 53 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,173 Was that the imaginary talking koala? 54 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:12,056 No, he's a real person who apparently betrayed him. 55 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,590 Yeah. So did the koala. 56 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,514 Well, I tried to ask him about it 57 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,752 and he invoked section three, article five of the marriage contract. 58 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,479 "Beeswax, none of your." 59 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,400 Well, I can't pry. 60 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,392 I mean, I have to respect his wishes. 61 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,471 Wow. 62 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,976 I wonder what that guy could've done to 63 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,469 make Sheldon not talk to him for 20 years. 64 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,000 I wonder if it'd work a second time. 65 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,830 I'm pumping. 66 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 It's Penny. 67 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,515 Oh. Come in. 68 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,936 I thought you were pumping. 69 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,314 I thought you were my boss. 70 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,830 Okay, listen, I'm really worried about this whole Raj thing. 71 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,816 I know. He's so desperate to get married, which is weird, 72 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,576 because I can't imagine we make it look that great. 73 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,875 I know, right? 74 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,296 You know, if this woman's gonna be around, 75 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,656 I think we should check her out a little. 76 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,478 I looked online, she doesn't have Instagram, 77 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,841 which means she's either 80 or something's wrong with her. 78 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,200 Well, I could ask my dad. 79 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,033 Maybe he can get some of his old cop buddies 80 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,400 to do a background check on her. 81 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Would he do that? 82 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,399 Of course. He's a retired cop who plays by his own rules. 83 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,477 Hi, Daddy. 84 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,520 No, everything's good. I just have a favor to ask. 85 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,271 Yeah. So my friend Raj is marrying this woman that he barely knows, 86 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,216 and I wanted to see if you could use your connections 87 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,280 to dig up any dirt on her. 88 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Uh-huh. 89 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,111 Sure. 90 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,200 Okay. 91 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,670 Love you. 92 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,671 Is he in? 93 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,877 Absolutely not. He won't do it. It's totally illegal. 94 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,512 Thought you said he played by his own rules. 95 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,670 He does, but apparently, 96 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,956 they're very similar to the actual rules. 97 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,336 I still can't believe Sheldon had a best friend 98 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,510 we've never heard about. 99 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,116 Ooh! Somebody's jealous. 100 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,471 I'm not jealous. 101 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,279 Leonard, this is a safe space. 102 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,874 It's okay to be vulnerable. 103 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,238 All I'm saying is you know the timing of a fellow's bowel movements, 104 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,198 you don't think there's a lot left to discover. 105 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,040 I wonder what Tam could've done. 106 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,056 Hmm. Well, if Sheldon doesn't want to talk about it, 107 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,594 it's gotta be pretty upsetting. 108 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,275 I have his brother George's number. He might know. 109 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,936 Really? You have George's number? 110 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,236 So, so jealous. 111 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,279 <i>Yeah, sure, I remember Tam.</i> 112 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,953 <i>Sheldon's little Vietnam buddy.</i> 113 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,976 <i>Two of them were always runnin' around together.</i> 114 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,354 So, what happened? 115 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,351 <i>What do you mean?</i> 116 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,193 Well, I mean Sheldon never talks about him. 117 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,511 They haven't spoken in years. He wasn't at the wedding. 118 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,200 <i>He wasn't?</i> 119 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,016 <i>All right, well, this is embarrassing,</i> 120 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,192 <i>'cause I had a long conversation with someone who I thought was Tam.</i> 121 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,954 Wait, wait. So you don't know what their fight was about? 122 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,872 <i>I wish I could help you boys.</i> 123 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,078 <i>Hey, you know, Sheldon used to keep an enemies list when he was a kid.</i> 124 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,117 - Oh, he still does. <i>- Really?</i> 125 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,760 <i>I figured that went the same way as his bathroom schedule.</i> 126 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:57,151 If you mean digitized, annotated and put online, it did. 127 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,391 <i>Maybe that'll tell you somethin'.</i> 128 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,870 <i>Hey, while you're lookin' at it,</i> 129 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,919 <i>if I'm still on there for peein' in his shampoo bottle...</i> 130 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,320 <i>Eh, you know what? Just leave it.</i> 131 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:07,951 <i>See you, boys.</i> 132 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,474 - Bye. - All right. 133 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,914 All right, got his enemies list. 134 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,354 Ooh! He updated the interface. 135 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,751 You can search by first name, last name or length of grudge. 136 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,190 So is Tam on it? 137 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,149 Let's see. 138 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,594 Yep, right here, Tam Nguyen. 139 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,955 Great, what did he do? 140 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,271 Hold on, I have to agree to the terms of service. 141 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,194 No, I'm not a robot. 142 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,390 Okay. "Which of these are plants?" 143 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,120 And we're in. 144 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,469 Great. What does it say? 145 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,875 "He knows what he did." 146 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,630 Oh, come on. 147 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,113 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, 148 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,271 if Tam knows what he did, we can just ask him. 149 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,536 He's gonna be on campus tomorrow showing his son around. 150 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,755 Won't that make Sheldon mad? 151 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,718 Everything makes Sheldon mad. 152 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,519 Yeah, look at his list. 153 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,193 Jim Henson for, quote, 154 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:00,071 "Putting a terrifying, giant yellow bird on television and in my nightmares." 155 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,192 - Oh, this is so nice. - Mmm-hmm. 156 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,875 Maybe instead of introducing ourselves to Anu, 157 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,794 we could just get a room, order some food and take a nap. 158 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,856 You know, I've fallen for that line before. 159 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,314 It never leads to napping. 160 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 That must be her. 161 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,033 Oh, she's cute. 162 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,316 Okay. I got you two seats to <i>Hamilton</i> tonight. 163 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,080 Your tickets will be at the concierge desk. 164 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,074 Of course, my pleasure. 165 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,596 May I help you? 166 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,536 Yes, I'm here to pick up our <i>Hamilton</i> tickets... 167 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,560 Stop. 168 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,949 Hi. We're Raj's friends. 169 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,176 I'm Penny. This is Bernadette. 170 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,271 We just came by to introduce ourselves. 171 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,794 So you came to check me out? 172 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,115 She's smart. I like her. 173 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,456 We just wanna see if we could take you to dinner 174 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,520 and get to know you a bit. 175 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:48,996 That sounds nice. 176 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,436 How about tonight after work? Maybe we can go to Bavel. 177 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,955 Oh, I wish. That place is impossible to get into. 178 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,040 Oh, please. 179 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,874 Getting into impossible places is my superpower. 180 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:58,951 Me too. 181 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,350 I can fit my whole body in our dryer. 182 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,389 All set. 8:30. 183 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,518 Wow! Okay, well, we'll see you tonight. 184 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,600 - See you then. - Okay. 185 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,680 Bye. 186 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,976 She can get into any restaurant, 187 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,957 but the best husband she can find is Raj? 188 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,360 Not Tam. 189 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,640 Not Tam. 190 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Not Tam. 191 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,240 Got him. 192 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,230 Tam Nguyen? 193 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,516 Yes. Is my son done with his tour? 194 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,352 No idea. We're actually friends of Sheldon Cooper. 195 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,896 Oh, I've been trying to get in touch with him, 196 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,752 but I never heard back. Is he okay? 197 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,958 Well, if you mean physically, yes. 198 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,793 If you mean every other way, no. 199 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,116 So is he here? 200 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,475 Uh, no. He didn't come. 201 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,994 He's, uh... 202 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,833 He's still pretty upset about... 203 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,280 You know. 204 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,960 I know what? 205 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,878 Come on. You must know. 206 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,317 No, we haven't talked in, like, 20 years. 207 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Right. Because... 208 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,360 You know. 209 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,396 I don't think he knows. 210 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,680 What are you guys talking about? 211 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,594 Why did you and Sheldon stop being friends? What did you do? 212 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,456 And don't worry. Even though we just met you, 213 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,233 we think you're right and he's wrong. 214 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,156 I didn't do anything. 215 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,357 He moved to California and we just drifted apart. 216 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,279 Oh, come on, there's gotta be something... 217 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,840 What is going on here? 218 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,360 Oh, hey, Sheldon. We just met Tam... 219 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,397 Sheldon. So good to see you. 220 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,400 Tam. 221 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,076 It's been a long time. 222 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,675 Mmm. Not long enough to erase the sting of betrayal. 223 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,160 How did I betray you? 224 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,910 You know what you did. 225 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,917 Let me catch you up. He does not. 226 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,317 When I moved to California, what did you do? 227 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,629 I stayed in Texas. 228 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,393 Can you believe this guy? 229 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,270 So he was your best friend growing up? 230 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,191 Yes. 231 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,351 Were there no other kids in Texas? 232 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,237 Hey. What is going on with you? 233 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,096 I don't wanna talk about it. 234 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,589 Well, I'm sure you have a perfectly stupid reason. 235 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,429 I don't do anything for a stupid reason, 236 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,000 except perhaps Talk Like a Pirate Day, 237 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,151 and I'd argue that's more whimsical than stupid. 238 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,918 You know, I was curious to find out what Tam had done wrong. 239 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,111 Why am I not surprised that the answer is nothing? 240 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,154 So you're taking his side? 241 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,118 You scurvy dog. 242 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,791 You watch yourself, there's room on my enemies list 243 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,554 now that the cafeteria lady's finally told me what's in the chili. 244 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:39,880 By the way, don't eat the chili. 245 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,713 Wait, wait, wait, you know what? Do. 246 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,880 Be careful, Sheldon. 247 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,241 I don't think you can afford to lose a second best friend. 248 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,556 I don't see anyone lining up to be your third. 249 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,200 Okay, wait. 250 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,678 Snarky comebacks. 251 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,871 Here we go. 252 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,397 "You have your entire life to be a jerk, why not take today off?" 253 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,840 That was harsh, but he was askin' for it. 254 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,280 This place is amazing. I can't believe you got us in here. 255 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,680 Well, it's kind of my job. 256 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,634 Usually I got tipped for it, but I'll leave that up to you. 257 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,512 I think that's LeBron over there. 258 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,640 James? 259 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,830 No, LeBron Kershenbaum. 260 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,040 So, what do you wanna know? 261 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,113 Well, you seem like a smart, successful woman. 262 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,510 Why would you wanna marry someone you just met? 263 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,196 Fair question. 264 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,596 In my 20s, I tried this the normal way. 265 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,912 You know, met a guy. Fell in love. We moved in together. 266 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,469 I put him through culinary school, screenwriting classes 267 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,439 and finally, dumped him when he wanted to become a midwife. 268 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,954 Then I realized, my parents are happy, they had an arranged marriage. 269 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,394 Why am I fighting this? 270 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,795 I don't know. I married for love and it turned out... 271 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,840 ...fine. 272 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,030 Oh! Yeah. Me too. 273 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,471 Hi. 274 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,233 Howard, today's your lucky day. 275 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,152 Leonard's out, you're my new best friend. 276 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,115 Well, I'm not thrilled about it either, but here we are. 277 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,954 All right, fine. Is Bernadette there? 278 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,190 She... No. 279 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,316 Just Stuart? 280 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:23,800 Let me call you back. 281 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,071 Let me guess. 282 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,879 This thing with Tam escalated 283 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,555 and now you're mad at Leonard and looking for a new best friend? 284 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,400 You know me so well. 285 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,119 It's too bad you can't be my best friend. 286 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,276 I can be. 287 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,636 Oh, you can't be my wife and my best friend. 288 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,154 Who would I complain about you to? 289 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,120 Just tell me what happened. 290 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,918 Leonard talked to Tam behind my back and took his side. 291 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,037 And after what he did to me, can you believe it? 292 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,351 No, I'm shocked and outraged. 293 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,234 Now, tell me why I'm shocked and outraged. 294 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Fine. 295 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,355 When I got accepted to grad school at Caltech, 296 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,671 I was afraid to move so far away from home, 297 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:06,037 so Tam said he'd move out here with me and be my roommate. 298 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,470 Then over the summer, he got a girlfriend, 299 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:12,110 even after reading all the pamphlets I gave him about social diseases. 300 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,237 I remember when you gave me those pamphlets. 301 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:21,469 Anyway, Tam stayed with her in Texas and I had to move here all by myself. 302 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,195 That must've been scary. 303 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,956 It was. 304 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,397 I was lonely, and I thought I would never make a friend again. 305 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,075 And for a long time, I didn't. 306 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,994 But then you did. And great friends. 307 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,676 If you think about it, if Tam had moved out here with you, 308 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,831 who knows what your life would've been like? 309 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,831 Yes? 310 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,276 I'm Leonard Hofstadter. I called you about the apartment. 311 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,829 Tell him to go away. You already have a roommate. 312 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,960 New neighbor? 313 00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,720 Oh, hi. 314 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,036 - Hi. - Hi. 315 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,910 Tam, look. Sheldon's hugging me. 316 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,875 It's a Saturnalia miracle. 317 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,714 Sheldon, come here. 318 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,840 Bazinga. 319 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,393 No, my life would've still been great. 320 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,670 So what's the craziest request anyone's ever made? 321 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,595 Oh, you know, I can't really say. Concierge-guest confidentiality. 322 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,680 Really, that's a thing? 323 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,712 No. 324 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,270 This one time, I had to go to Walmart at 03:00 a.m. 325 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,511 because Britney Spears needed to blow bubbles. 326 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,276 That is so cool. 327 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,670 By the way, do not tell Raj that you met Britney Spears, 328 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,160 because he will literally die. 329 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,396 We've been talking so much about me. 330 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,793 Tell me about Raj. 331 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,440 Okay, are you trying to get us drunk so we'll dish on our friend? 332 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,080 'Cause it's totally gonna work. What do you wanna know? 333 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,510 What kind of guy is he? 334 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,079 - He is great. - So great. 335 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,790 How come he's still single? 336 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120 He's great. 337 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,038 So great. Yeah. 338 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,236 Come on. 339 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,696 Well, there's really nothing to tell. 340 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,136 I mean, Raj is so much fun to hang out with. 341 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,994 He's like one of our girlfriends, and I mean that in a good way. 342 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,355 But also a bad way. 343 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,193 Anything else? 344 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,230 - No. - No. 345 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,596 I mean, he takes baths with his dog, but not in a weird way. 346 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,717 Or a normal way. They both wear swimsuits. 347 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,955 He also cries every time Hugh Jackman sings. 348 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,560 But not cute sniffles. Full-on snot sobs. 349 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,477 - But he is great. Yeah. - And so great. 350 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,393 - Hello, Sheldon. - Hello, Tam. 351 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,516 Thank you for coming. 352 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,310 I just want you to know that, um... 353 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,395 ...I forgive you. 354 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,360 I didn't do anything. 355 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,909 Yeah. And yet, here I am still being the bigger man. 356 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,792 Look, I was in love with Beth, and she made me happy. 357 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,155 Really? 358 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,913 Did she let you play with her train set? 359 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080 In a manner of speaking. 360 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,798 Sheldon, I needed to stay in Texas and you needed to come here. 361 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,837 I knew you were gonna do amazing things 362 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,276 and meet amazing people who were gonna respect you 363 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,510 because you're brilliant, 364 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,035 and because they never had to fish you out of a dumpster. 365 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,154 Well, they have, but it was during my short-lived parkour phase. 366 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,033 I didn't mean to upset you, 367 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,272 and I want you to know I'm really proud of everything you've done. 368 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,310 Thank you. 369 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,471 It did work out for me. 370 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,359 And I'm sorry that things didn't work out for you. 371 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,433 - They did work out for me. - Yeah... 372 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,840 Oh, Tam, you don't have the need to be brave on my account. 373 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,556 I'm not. 374 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,360 I have a great wife and amazing children. 375 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,630 I'm very happy. 376 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,556 Brave, brave Tam. 377 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,536 Sounds like Penny and Bernadette had fun last night. 378 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,391 I know. 379 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,680 Bernie came home pretty drunk. 380 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,638 She tried to sleep in the dryer. 381 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,076 Hello. 382 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,436 You all remember Tam, my best friend from high school. 383 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,113 - Yeah, of course. - How's it going? 384 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,920 Sheldon's been showing me and my son around. 385 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,350 Now we know where all the clean bathrooms are. 386 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,576 You just remember the mnemonic. 387 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,353 If it's number one, the library's fun. 388 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,397 If it's number two, the basement's for you. 389 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,216 Well, I'm glad you guys have made up. 390 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,709 Well, I realized my life turned out great, 391 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,473 and it's silly to hold a grudge. 392 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,560 And I had no idea we were fighting, so it was easy. 393 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,438 Don't worry, Leonard, you're still my California best friend. 394 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400 Cool. 395 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,400 So, what do you wanna do now? 396 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,557 Go to the train store? Go to the comic book store? 397 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,235 Actually, I have to grab my son and head to the airport. 398 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,834 I was just about to call a cab. 399 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,037 Don't be silly. You don't have to call a cab. 400 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,270 You're my oldest friend. 401 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,880 Leonard will take you. Right, Leonard? 402 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,640 Sure. 403 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080 Shall we? 404 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,871 Hold on, I haven't seen Tam in 20 years. Give me a chance to say goodbye. 405 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Bye. 406 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,438 Check it out. LeBron James posted a picture of me and him on Instagram. 407 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,520 I don't see you. 408 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,080 Look right behind him. 409 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,435 - No. - Okay. 410 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,398 You see that table just past his left shoulder? 411 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,836 Now go back two more tables and over to the right. 412 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,000 All I see is a yellow smudge. 413 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,190 That's me! 414 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,190 Oh. It's Raj. 415 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,509 Hey, Raj. I'm here with Penny. 416 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,876 <i>What the hell did you two say to Anu?</i> 417 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680 Uh... 418 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,394 Whatever do you mean? 419 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,680 <i>Why? Why would you tell her I wear ladies' deodorant?</i> 420 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,916 Uh... 421 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,595 Because you're a boy and it's really funny. 422 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,111 <i>Well, okay.</i> 423 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,830 <i>Pardon me for having the confidence to smell daisy fresh.</i> 424 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,314 <i>Do me a favor and stay away from her.</i> 425 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,953 Oh, God. Now I feel bad. 426 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:19,871 I know. 427 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,600 Maybe we should take her out again and do some damage control. 428 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,592 You know, that's a good idea. 429 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,717 Think she can get us into the Soho House? 430 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,029 I don't know, but we owe it to Raj to try. 431 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,315 Mmm-hmm. 432 00:18:33,305 --> 00:19:33,940 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm