"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" The Parrot Who Knew Too Much

1 00:00:01,339 --> 00:00:03,543 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,347 --> 00:00:10,350 ♪ Ace Ventura 3 00:00:10,384 --> 00:00:12,686 All righty, then. 4 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:15,890 ♪ Pet Detective on the run 5 00:00:15,924 --> 00:00:17,158 (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:18,493 --> 00:00:19,795 (TRUMPETING) 7 00:00:19,829 --> 00:00:22,531 ♪ Ace Ventura 8 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:27,871 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun 9 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,873 Yes! Yes! 10 00:00:33,211 --> 00:00:34,712 -Whoa! -(BELLOWING) 11 00:00:41,554 --> 00:00:43,156 -(GOAT BLEATS) -(CROCODILE GROWLS) 12 00:00:43,189 --> 00:00:44,591 Ahhh! 13 00:00:45,992 --> 00:00:47,395 -Ahhh! -(LION ROARS) 14 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:48,562 (SCREAMS) 15 00:00:48,596 --> 00:00:50,264 -♪ Ace Ventura... - (HORN HONKING) 16 00:00:50,297 --> 00:00:52,434 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 17 00:00:53,502 --> 00:00:55,737 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 18 00:00:56,371 --> 00:00:57,940 (LAUGHING) 19 00:01:02,278 --> 00:01:04,481 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 20 00:01:05,382 --> 00:01:06,717 (EXCLAIMS) 21 00:01:10,955 --> 00:01:11,890 (RUMBLING) 22 00:01:11,923 --> 00:01:13,224 -(SCREAMS) -(VEHICLE APPROACHING) 23 00:01:21,635 --> 00:01:24,237 I detest animals. 24 00:01:24,271 --> 00:01:27,275 They're cunning and deceitful. 25 00:01:27,308 --> 00:01:31,613 Building resort hotels in remote regions may be my business, 26 00:01:31,647 --> 00:01:34,149 but destroying a wildlife habitat 27 00:01:34,183 --> 00:01:37,520 in the process is my pleasure. 28 00:01:37,554 --> 00:01:40,990 You're a complex man, Baron DeKlaus. 29 00:01:41,024 --> 00:01:42,560 Forward. 30 00:01:42,593 --> 00:01:44,228 DEKLAUS: What's going on here? 31 00:01:44,261 --> 00:01:46,865 Get those things moving! 32 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,502 Pawn takes rook, monkey boy. 33 00:01:50,535 --> 00:01:51,803 (CONFUSED GRUNT) 34 00:01:52,305 --> 00:01:53,506 Check. 35 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:55,575 (GRUNTS) 36 00:01:56,642 --> 00:01:58,946 What are you doing on my property? 37 00:01:58,979 --> 00:02:01,915 Engaging in intellectual pursuits with my monkey. 38 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:04,352 But I'm sorry, I must be mistaken. 39 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,787 I was under the impression 40 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:09,358 this was a wildlife refuge protected by international law. 41 00:02:09,391 --> 00:02:11,594 On the contrary, Mister... 42 00:02:11,627 --> 00:02:14,998 Ventura, Ace Ventura, freelance pet dick, 43 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:17,467 currently on assignment from the Wildlife Protection League. 44 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,935 They don't pay well, 45 00:02:18,969 --> 00:02:20,538 but they threw in a free subscription to their newsletter. 46 00:02:20,571 --> 00:02:23,307 And a fake coonskin cap that I'll never wear. 47 00:02:24,108 --> 00:02:25,477 On the contrary, 48 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:26,945 this land is owned by 49 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:29,615 the DeKlaus Development Corporation. 50 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:33,419 Not according to this 1993 Endangered Species report, 51 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:34,754 this restraining order 52 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,524 and this local map of the Amazon basin 53 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:41,061 showing the refuge is right here on this spot. 54 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:42,831 Check and mate. 55 00:02:43,398 --> 00:02:46,802 Loo-hoo-hoo-ser! 56 00:02:46,836 --> 00:02:49,438 Not according to this property deed, 57 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:51,207 this restraining order 58 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,609 and this official map 59 00:02:52,643 --> 00:02:56,179 -showing your refuge is 50 miles to the west. -Mm. 60 00:02:56,213 --> 00:02:58,983 Really? 61 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:03,122 Well, call me a sore loser, Mister... 62 00:03:03,155 --> 00:03:05,391 DeKlaus, Baron DeKlaus. 63 00:03:05,424 --> 00:03:09,663 But you're not harming another leaf without getting past me. 64 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:11,631 ACE: Easy, Spike, 65 00:03:11,665 --> 00:03:14,268 you're cutting off my "oh, so delicate" circulation. 66 00:03:16,671 --> 00:03:18,906 -(SNAPS FINGERS) -(CHAINSAW WHIRRING) 67 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,842 No! No! 68 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:23,578 I don't take dismemberment very well. 69 00:03:23,612 --> 00:03:24,914 Have mercy! 70 00:03:24,948 --> 00:03:27,684 A little painkiller at least! (SOBBING) 71 00:03:27,717 --> 00:03:30,955 Oh, what's wrong? 72 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:33,223 You girls can't stand the sight of blood? 73 00:03:33,257 --> 00:03:34,358 -(THUDS) -(GROANS) 74 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:37,128 Impressive move, Baron DeKlaus. 75 00:03:37,729 --> 00:03:39,931 (ACE SCREAMING) 76 00:03:43,736 --> 00:03:47,908 The game is not yet over, DeKlaus! 77 00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:53,314 Rotten leeches! 78 00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:55,350 Ew! 79 00:03:55,383 --> 00:03:58,887 I detest leeches. They suck. 80 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,594 (BURPS) 81 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,796 Yummy. 82 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,833 Spike, I know rainforests. 83 00:04:08,866 --> 00:04:11,268 And that is a protected wildlife refuge 84 00:04:11,302 --> 00:04:13,070 DeKlaus is messing with. 85 00:04:13,104 --> 00:04:16,842 That, or we took a wrong turn at the Bermuda Triangle. 86 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:20,780 In either case, let's rock his world. 87 00:04:22,148 --> 00:04:24,150 DEKLAUS: Excellent work, Mr. Brown. 88 00:04:24,183 --> 00:04:26,620 Your altered maps look completely legitimate. 89 00:04:26,653 --> 00:04:29,490 Even the Wildlife Protection League was fooled. 90 00:04:29,523 --> 00:04:33,795 But why engage in a criminal conspiracy, Baron DeKlaus, 91 00:04:33,828 --> 00:04:36,632 just to despoil a wildlife refuge? 92 00:04:36,665 --> 00:04:40,169 Might it have something to do with your hand? 93 00:04:40,202 --> 00:04:41,338 (GASPS, EXCLAIMS) 94 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:47,679 You must swear never to repeat what I am about to tell you. 95 00:04:47,712 --> 00:04:50,448 (LAUGHS) Secrecy is my business. 96 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:56,422 Pet dick to grease monkey, Commence Operation Skin. 97 00:04:57,056 --> 00:04:58,458 (CHITTERING) 98 00:04:58,491 --> 00:04:59,592 Ten years ago, 99 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:01,695 I was constructing a shopping mall 100 00:05:01,728 --> 00:05:03,664 in the Canadian Laurentians. 101 00:05:03,697 --> 00:05:06,500 The weather was unseasonably dry 102 00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:08,837 and my hands became chapped. 103 00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:11,406 So I covered them in... 104 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,707 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 105 00:05:12,741 --> 00:05:15,278 (GASPS) ...acorn oil. 106 00:05:21,852 --> 00:05:24,021 It was then, in the woods, 107 00:05:24,054 --> 00:05:28,426 when suddenly they were all around me. 108 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:29,627 They? 109 00:05:29,661 --> 00:05:32,698 The rabid squirrels. 110 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:35,101 That's monstrous. 111 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:37,971 PARROT: The rabid squirrels. 112 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,906 I know you just said that. 113 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,909 That wasn't me. 114 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,178 PARROT: Mr. Brown. Altered maps. 115 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:45,179 Up there. 116 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:48,383 Criminal conspiracy, Baron DeKlaus. 117 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,451 A parrot! 118 00:05:49,485 --> 00:05:51,386 BROWN: And it heard everything. 119 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:55,525 If that information got out, it could put you behind bars for life. 120 00:05:55,558 --> 00:05:56,726 I know. 121 00:05:56,759 --> 00:05:59,463 PARROT: Put you behind bars for life. 122 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,532 What? I know. 123 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:02,934 (BULLDOZERS ROARING) 124 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,442 (LAUGHING) 125 00:06:11,544 --> 00:06:14,148 Mr. Brown, the bulldozers. 126 00:06:14,181 --> 00:06:17,584 Never mind that. After that parrot! 127 00:06:17,618 --> 00:06:19,821 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 128 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:24,359 ACE: A common potato clogs up the works, 129 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:30,367 traps gas in the tailpipe, makes it difficult for fumes to pass. 130 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,169 Wouldn't you say, DeKlaus? 131 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:34,037 DeKlaus! 132 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,773 Hello! 133 00:06:35,807 --> 00:06:37,842 I'm talking here, people. 134 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,082 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 135 00:06:45,851 --> 00:06:47,921 He's taking the bait. 136 00:06:50,657 --> 00:06:52,326 This way, this way. 137 00:06:52,359 --> 00:06:55,429 Here, Polly, come here, come here. 138 00:06:55,462 --> 00:06:58,366 I don't know why the Baron's after that parrot. 139 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,801 And I don't care. 140 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,037 (TARZAN LIKE SCREAM) 141 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:07,577 Got him, Spike? Hm. 142 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:10,347 Spike! 143 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:15,353 (PARROT YELPS) 144 00:07:15,954 --> 00:07:17,956 (MEN YELL) 145 00:07:18,223 --> 00:07:19,391 Wow. 146 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:23,162 It's Ace Ventura! 147 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:25,632 He has our parrot! After him! 148 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:28,435 Yes! 149 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:30,137 Huh? (SCREAMS) 150 00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:33,608 Phew! 151 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:35,343 -(HISSES) -(GASPS) 152 00:07:36,478 --> 00:07:37,479 Hey. 153 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,718 Coochie coochie coo. Give it up, baby. 154 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:43,453 (LAUGHING) 155 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,490 (PANTING) 156 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,525 Watch your step, Spike. 157 00:07:48,559 --> 00:07:51,028 You got snake slime all over Mr. Parrot. 158 00:07:54,165 --> 00:07:56,534 Let's ride the curl, dude! 159 00:07:57,536 --> 00:08:00,706 Now my navigational know-how will determine 160 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:03,443 in which direction we proceed. 161 00:08:03,477 --> 00:08:04,811 -MAN 1: There he is. -MAN 2: There's the bird. 162 00:08:04,845 --> 00:08:06,146 -I see him. Over there. -Get him. 163 00:08:06,179 --> 00:08:07,814 -Get him. Get him. -Hurry up! Hurry up! 164 00:08:07,848 --> 00:08:09,183 That way. 165 00:08:13,087 --> 00:08:14,456 Coming through! 166 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:15,557 Watch your heads! 167 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:17,426 Yeow! 168 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:18,460 Yippee! 169 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:20,130 Yeah. 170 00:08:20,797 --> 00:08:22,132 Yes! 171 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:25,202 He stuck the landing for a perfect ten. 172 00:08:25,236 --> 00:08:27,004 -(RUSTLING) -(GASPS) Huh? 173 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:28,472 Let's roll! 174 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:29,540 (EFFORT GRUNT) 175 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:38,484 Dr. Livingstone, I presume. 176 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,752 No. 177 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,022 Dr. Schweitzer. Albert Schweitzer. 178 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:44,558 You gentlemen must be from the Nobel Prize Committee. 179 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:48,563 What kind of patients do you treat here, Doctor? 180 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,965 Now, you've done it! 181 00:08:49,998 --> 00:08:54,136 You've just exposed everyone to a highly contagious jungle plague. 182 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:56,472 -Jungle plague? Jungle plague? -Jungle plague? 183 00:08:56,505 --> 00:08:57,808 What's gonna happen? 184 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,042 It isn't pretty. 185 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:01,211 You get the fever so hot your hair catches fire. 186 00:09:01,244 --> 00:09:03,214 Your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon. 187 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:05,984 Your kidneys do a square dance with your liver do-si-do. 188 00:09:06,017 --> 00:09:07,985 You'll retch so hard, your sides will ache. 189 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:09,488 Your heart will go pity pat. 190 00:09:09,521 --> 00:09:13,392 And your internal organs congeal into a disgusting viscous blob 191 00:09:13,425 --> 00:09:17,564 all in all about 20 seconds. No, 19. 192 00:09:17,597 --> 00:09:18,798 (ALL GASP) 193 00:09:18,832 --> 00:09:20,634 Quick, eat this. 194 00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,737 It's your only hope. 195 00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:28,243 DEKLAUS: What will this do? 196 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:30,780 (FART SOUNDS) 197 00:09:31,013 --> 00:09:32,115 No. 198 00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:34,650 Yes. It's a simple but powerful diuretic 199 00:09:34,684 --> 00:09:39,390 which will flush the toxin from your low intestines in explosive bursts. 200 00:09:40,424 --> 00:09:42,327 (MEN SCREAM) 201 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,396 -(FARTING SOUNDS) -(MEN MOANING) 202 00:09:44,429 --> 00:09:46,331 Oh. Mm. 203 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:54,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 204 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:57,177 (FARTING SOUND) 205 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,181 Thank you. Wipe out! 206 00:10:00,848 --> 00:10:03,485 (LAUGHING) 207 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,121 ACE: We may not have any evidence against DeKlaus 208 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:09,926 but at least we saved the life of a single parrot. 209 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:13,196 Fly away and be free, my friend. 210 00:10:13,229 --> 00:10:17,101 Fly, fly across the valley beyond the beyond, 211 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:19,838 past the land of the erupting volcanoes, 212 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,640 through the mist of forgetfulness, 213 00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:24,544 and into the kingdom of the parrots. 214 00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:27,914 Criminal conspiracy. 215 00:10:27,947 --> 00:10:29,449 -(SQUAWKS) -Hold it. 216 00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:33,120 Even the Wildlife Protection League was fooled. 217 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:35,657 PARROT: Excellent work, Mr. Brown. 218 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:39,093 The altered maps look completely legitimate. 219 00:10:39,127 --> 00:10:40,662 Altered maps? 220 00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:42,364 That's how DeKlaus did it. 221 00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:45,367 No wonder the Baron wants this parrot so bad. 222 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:47,104 He's got the goods on him. 223 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:49,639 He's a living tape-recording. 224 00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:51,208 Whoa! 225 00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:55,112 PARROT: Criminal conspiracy. 226 00:10:55,146 --> 00:10:56,714 Altered maps. 227 00:10:56,747 --> 00:11:01,753 I hope we catch him before the erupting volcanos part. 228 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,323 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 229 00:11:07,393 --> 00:11:11,398 I wonder why they call it the Mist of Forgetfulness. 230 00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:14,002 What are we looking for again? 231 00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:15,170 (WHISTLES) 232 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,905 Oh, right, the parrot. 233 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:20,042 We find him, we charter a plane to Washington, DC, 234 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,911 the bird testifies before a grand jury, 235 00:11:21,944 --> 00:11:25,282 and we put that Freddy Krueger wanna be away for good. 236 00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,583 Now, where to look? 237 00:11:26,617 --> 00:11:28,452 PARROT: Excellent work, Mr. Brown. 238 00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:30,989 The altered maps look completely legitimate. 239 00:11:31,022 --> 00:11:32,824 All righty, then. 240 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,662 Greeting. 241 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:39,999 Hey! 242 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,369 Checkmate, Mr. Ventura. 243 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,972 (YELLS DRAMATICALLY) DeKlaus! 244 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,583 (YELLS) DeKlaus! 245 00:11:57,119 --> 00:11:58,788 You loser. 246 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,224 I knew, DeKlaus was following us for days, 247 00:12:01,257 --> 00:12:04,895 which is why I threw him a little decoy. 248 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,402 Criminal conspiracy. 249 00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:12,537 Altered maps. 250 00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:13,606 (SQUAWKS) 251 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:14,473 Yes. 252 00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:18,311 Can you feel it? Huh? Huh? Yes! 253 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:24,117 (PARROT SINGING) ♪ Fifteen men on a Dead Man's Chest. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! ♪ 254 00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:26,054 (SQUAWKS) One more... 255 00:12:26,087 --> 00:12:27,221 ♪ Sixteen men... ♪ 256 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:29,357 We have been deceived. 257 00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:41,639 PARROT: Then suddenly they were all around me, the rabid squirrels. 258 00:12:41,672 --> 00:12:45,943 What kind of a fool uses acorn oil in squirrel country? 259 00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:47,479 But, more importantly, 260 00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:51,049 will the federal grand jury chortle with hilarity when they hear about it? 261 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,152 Bet you a dollar they will. 262 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:57,291 I need to charter a plane for Washington, DC, immediately. 263 00:12:57,324 --> 00:12:59,627 That flight leaves for New Zealand in an hour. 264 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,429 If you want to go, the animal's got to ride in the back. 265 00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:04,332 You shouldn't have said that 266 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:08,270 because I just happen to be the Airline Regulator, 267 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:10,873 and that's a violation of the civil code. 268 00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:13,376 Now, let's have a look at this plane, shall we? 269 00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:18,248 What do you call this, the death trap? 270 00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:21,352 This cardboard box will crumble at 100 feet. 271 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,288 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 272 00:13:24,322 --> 00:13:28,360 This smells like air in my apartment after a satisfying Mexican dinner. 273 00:13:29,428 --> 00:13:32,999 This monkey tartare hasn't even been plucked. 274 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,903 You call this an in-flight meal? 275 00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:39,106 You'll find clearly marked exits at the front and rear. 276 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,708 Please enjoy your flight. 277 00:13:42,044 --> 00:13:44,046 (PASSENGERS YELLING) 278 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:47,650 -Pardon me, Captain. -(SCREAMS IN FRIGHT) 279 00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:50,486 There's been a slight modification in our itinerary. 280 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,257 That's right, Washington, DC. 281 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:58,396 Just head for the US of A, and keep your eyes peeled for the Washington Monument. 282 00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:00,799 Tall white thing. 283 00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:01,866 Can't miss it. 284 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,968 (YELPS) 285 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:05,805 Good day, Mr. Ventura. 286 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:07,106 How did you find me? 287 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,409 A little bird told me. 288 00:14:09,443 --> 00:14:11,545 (SQUAWKS) Freddy Krueger wannabe. 289 00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:14,382 We charter a plane to Washington, DC. 290 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,584 Freddy Krueger wannabe. 291 00:14:18,252 --> 00:14:19,722 (SQUAWKS) 292 00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:23,459 Man, you can't say anything around those guys. 293 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:26,396 He can be of no harm to us without the parrot. 294 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:29,232 Thus, this will be a shorter trip 295 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:31,435 than you intended, Mr. Ventura. 296 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,471 (SNARLING) 297 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,943 No! No! 298 00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:39,745 (YELLS, GRUNTS) 299 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,750 You forgot one thing. 300 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,651 There's a monkey on board that plane 301 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,187 who's more cunning than... 302 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,324 Scratch that. 303 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,558 New plan. 304 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,767 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:14:58,901 --> 00:14:59,969 Cool! 306 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:05,742 Hold it, Mister. 307 00:15:05,776 --> 00:15:08,613 This is a top-secret US military installation. 308 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,348 The name's Yeager, Chuck Yeager. 309 00:15:10,381 --> 00:15:12,116 Pentagon buzzed me. 310 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,553 Asked me to give this little lady a test drive. 311 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,289 They didn't tell us you were coming, Mr. Yeager. 312 00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,559 It's a secret. 313 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:22,262 MR. BROWN: Shall I do the honors, Baron? 314 00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:23,663 No, Mr. Brown. 315 00:15:23,696 --> 00:15:26,434 We must first ensure it is the right parrot. 316 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,602 It could be another decoy. 317 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,005 (AIRCRAFT HUMMING) 318 00:15:31,239 --> 00:15:32,841 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 319 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,650 Smooth takeoff, boss monkey man. 320 00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:42,186 But I'll take it from here. 321 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,987 I think, we're going the wrong way. 322 00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:46,791 (SPIKE YELLS) 323 00:15:48,993 --> 00:15:52,198 In South America, do you fly in the left lane or the right? 324 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:53,299 I can never remember. 325 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:55,100 There they are. 326 00:15:55,134 --> 00:16:01,041 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. 327 00:16:01,074 --> 00:16:02,577 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 328 00:16:03,811 --> 00:16:08,450 Very well then, open wide, and show me your cavities. 329 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:11,253 Baron, parrots don't have teeth. 330 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:12,888 Do they? 331 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,494 -(TEETH CHATTERING) -Come on, Spike. 332 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:20,998 Who's the big brave stunt monkey? 333 00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:22,132 (CHITTERING HAPPILY) 334 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,203 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 335 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,081 Aha! 336 00:16:36,884 --> 00:16:41,456 Uh... Is this plane going to Washington, DC? 337 00:16:41,489 --> 00:16:43,892 It's a crazed terrorist hijacker! 338 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,526 (ALL YELLING) 339 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,596 (SCREAMING) 340 00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,131 (GRUNTS) 341 00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:53,236 Next time, we take the train. 342 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,804 (SCREECHING SOUNDS) 343 00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,109 Talk, curse you, talk. 344 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:03,081 No! Mother of mercy, stop. I'll talk. I'll talk. 345 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,284 (BOTH SHIVERING) 346 00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:09,322 Hey, that's gotta be DeKlaus' plane. 347 00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:12,091 There must be some way to catch it. 348 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,028 (MAN GRUNTING) 349 00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:21,002 I've done it. The first man to climb Mount... 350 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:24,473 Actually, you're the third man, after me and the monkey. 351 00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:30,614 But no one needs to know our little secret if you loan me your gear. 352 00:17:30,647 --> 00:17:31,982 Spank you. 353 00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:39,090 Take care now. Bye-bye then. 354 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,293 Aw, look at him go. 355 00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,195 He really loves these things. 356 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,333 For the last time, 357 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:51,237 were you in the rainforest on the 23rd, what did you hear? 358 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,140 Criminal conspiracy. 359 00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:54,642 Altered the maps. 360 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,010 (SQUAWKS) 361 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,446 Thank you. 362 00:17:57,479 --> 00:17:58,780 Eliminate him. 363 00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:08,692 Dear pretty Polly. 364 00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:10,828 (GROWLS) 365 00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:13,565 Gentlemen, I think, we have a situation. 366 00:18:13,598 --> 00:18:15,200 What situation? 367 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:20,606 I'm from the AACC, the Airborne Animal Control Commission. 368 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,775 Regulations require me to inform you 369 00:18:22,808 --> 00:18:26,680 that this plane is crawling with rabid squirrels. 370 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:31,185 (GASPS IN HORROR) Take it away! 371 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:35,156 Pesky little gremlins love to eat engines. 372 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:38,293 Don't get in their way. You could lose a limb. 373 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,229 (SCREAMS) 374 00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:42,899 (GASPS) Parachute! 375 00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:47,872 Oops! Bye. 376 00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:49,907 BOTH: Ace Ventura! 377 00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:51,843 After him! 378 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,017 Do you mind? 379 00:18:58,051 --> 00:19:00,753 I'd like a little privacy. 380 00:19:04,158 --> 00:19:05,225 (TOILET FLUSHING) 381 00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:10,131 He won't get far. 382 00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:11,266 Out of my way! 383 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,004 (WHIRRING) 384 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,138 (GRUNTING) 385 00:19:16,439 --> 00:19:17,940 Ooh. Oh! 386 00:19:18,607 --> 00:19:21,244 Fake. Must be one of yours. 387 00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,751 Hasta la vista, baby! 388 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:29,253 Polly, want a cracker? 389 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:30,322 (SQUAWKS) 390 00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:34,193 Told you, he loves these things. 391 00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:36,730 I'll keep the parrot, Mr. Ventura. 392 00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:38,064 Bon voyage. 393 00:19:39,365 --> 00:19:40,835 (ACE YELLS) 394 00:19:41,469 --> 00:19:43,871 -(ACE LAUGHING) -(GASPS) 395 00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:47,042 You won't get rid of me that easy, DeKlaus. 396 00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:50,145 I'm like Jockey shorts on a hot summer day, 397 00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:53,950 all over your butt, and clinging like the devil. 398 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,184 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 399 00:19:56,886 --> 00:19:58,422 MR. BROWN: Are you mad? 400 00:19:58,455 --> 00:19:59,890 You'll kill us all. 401 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:01,992 Stop your whining, fool. 402 00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:03,495 We have two parachutes left. 403 00:20:07,132 --> 00:20:10,503 -Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. -Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. 404 00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:29,959 Mr. Ventura, give me the parachute, 405 00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:33,296 and I'll let you go back in the plane with the parrot. 406 00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:37,334 Oh, you mean the plane without the pilot? 407 00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:40,104 Gee, let me think. 408 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,909 (BOTH YELLING) 409 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,014 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) 410 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:54,822 It's mine! 411 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:57,926 (LAUGHS) Really? 412 00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,762 -Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. -Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. 413 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,063 (BOTH GASP) 414 00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:07,469 The cord, Spike! Pull the cord! 415 00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:09,606 Ha! 416 00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,442 (YELLS) 417 00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:15,213 I can't look. 418 00:21:22,788 --> 00:21:24,224 (AIRCRAFT HUMMING) 419 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:33,033 (GASPS) 420 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,002 -(YELLS) -(SQUEAKING) 421 00:21:35,904 --> 00:21:40,910 Loo-hoo-hoo-se-her! 422 00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:44,714 ACE: You've seen much, my feathered compadre. 423 00:21:44,747 --> 00:21:48,318 It's not every parrot who gets to do the White House tour. 424 00:21:48,352 --> 00:21:49,820 Fly proud. 425 00:21:49,853 --> 00:21:52,590 Your testimony has saved the rainforest. 426 00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:54,125 And now you must go. 427 00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:56,561 Ah, Mr. President, 428 00:21:56,594 --> 00:21:59,431 I am in possession of classified information 429 00:21:59,465 --> 00:22:02,469 which could change the face of the world as we know it. 430 00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:04,170 -(SQUAWKS) -Hold it! 431 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,712 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 431 00:22:12,305 --> 00:23:12,633 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm