"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" Natural Born Koalas

1 00:00:01,427 --> 00:00:03,629 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,534 --> 00:00:10,537 ♪ Ace Ventura 3 00:00:10,571 --> 00:00:12,706 All righty, then. 4 00:00:13,407 --> 00:00:16,109 ♪ Pet Detective on the run 5 00:00:16,143 --> 00:00:17,244 (LAUGHS) 6 00:00:19,146 --> 00:00:20,180 (TRUMPETING) 7 00:00:20,214 --> 00:00:22,417 ♪ Ace Ventura 8 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:24,118 (CACKLES) 9 00:00:24,786 --> 00:00:27,522 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun 10 00:00:28,122 --> 00:00:30,058 Yes! Yes! 11 00:00:33,328 --> 00:00:34,829 (SCREAMS) 12 00:00:38,634 --> 00:00:39,835 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 13 00:00:43,305 --> 00:00:44,306 (SCREAMS) 14 00:00:46,108 --> 00:00:47,142 (GROWLS) 15 00:00:47,543 --> 00:00:48,577 (SCREAMS) 16 00:00:48,611 --> 00:00:50,447 ♪ Ace Ventura 17 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,282 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 18 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,852 ♪ Pet Detective on the run ♪ 19 00:00:56,453 --> 00:00:58,121 (LAUGHS) 20 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,996 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 21 00:01:09,634 --> 00:01:11,802 Welcome to Miami, little fellas. 22 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,273 (GROWLING) 23 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:16,307 What? 24 00:01:17,442 --> 00:01:18,644 (YELPS) 25 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:21,246 No! No, no! 26 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,215 No! No! 27 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:25,984 No! 28 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:27,819 (GROWLING) 29 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:35,261 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,330 No! No! No! 31 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:41,434 You're wearing see-through. Pretty saucy for a zookeeper. 32 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:44,370 (GASPS) Oh! It was horrible. 33 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,206 They're ferocious like lions. 34 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,107 Attacking other animals, 35 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,109 uprooting trees, hungering for meat, 36 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,278 destroying everything in their path! 37 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:54,248 You just described genetically mutated land piranha. 38 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,617 No. Koalas. 39 00:01:56,650 --> 00:02:01,723 You mean furry Australian "so cute you want to eat them up" koalas? 40 00:02:01,756 --> 00:02:03,391 (STUTTERS) See for yourself. 41 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,727 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 42 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:11,933 All righty then. 43 00:02:14,704 --> 00:02:16,606 Who likes meat? 44 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,508 Today's special, rump roast. 45 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:24,046 Hurry, hurry, don't get left behind. 46 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,282 -(GROWLING) -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 47 00:02:26,315 --> 00:02:28,118 (ACE SCREAMING) 48 00:02:29,886 --> 00:02:32,289 Do not go in there. 49 00:02:32,322 --> 00:02:35,625 They're piranha, all right, trapped in koalas' bodies. 50 00:02:35,659 --> 00:02:37,361 What can we do? 51 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:39,963 Easy. We call in the monkey. 52 00:02:43,735 --> 00:02:45,837 (GROWLING) 53 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:47,271 (WHISTLES) 54 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:48,773 (SNARLING) 55 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:54,646 Don't you get it? 56 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,616 It takes one goat to screw in the light bulb 57 00:02:57,650 --> 00:03:00,452 and three to pump its stomach after he eats it. 58 00:03:02,121 --> 00:03:03,756 (YELPING) 59 00:03:03,789 --> 00:03:05,958 Got me a big one, Jake! 60 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:08,762 -(SCREAMING) -(GROWLING) 61 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:17,003 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Losers! 62 00:03:17,037 --> 00:03:19,873 Nothing worse than good animals gone bad. 63 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,042 (SNIFFS) 64 00:03:22,075 --> 00:03:25,980 Except maybe stepping in a steamy pile of something. 65 00:03:26,013 --> 00:03:27,882 BOTH: Ew! 66 00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:34,588 WOODSTOCK: Frosted crunchios, gummy spuds, pork rinds, 67 00:03:34,622 --> 00:03:37,325 banana traces by the boatload. 68 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:40,495 Are you sure you stepped in koala guano, gumshoe? 69 00:03:41,229 --> 00:03:42,230 Hmm. 70 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,867 Wrong guano, dungadin. 71 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:48,236 Try this, but don't inhale. 72 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:52,008 Hmm. For koala doo-doo, 73 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:56,312 this stuff's remarkably eucalyptus-free, old stool pigeon. 74 00:03:56,345 --> 00:04:00,550 Just as I thought! Eucalyptus is a mainstay of every koala's diet. 75 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:01,651 Deprived of it, 76 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:03,653 koalas are susceptible to a condition 77 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:06,123 known as irritability! 78 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:10,294 Spike, pack your Down Under wear. 79 00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:13,430 We're going to Australia! 80 00:04:19,771 --> 00:04:23,475 Cheaper than coach and twice the legroom. 81 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:27,912 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(SHEEP BLEAT) 82 00:04:27,946 --> 00:04:31,149 Remember, a weekly vigorous cod liver oil massage 83 00:04:31,182 --> 00:04:33,853 makes for happier sheep and shinier wool sweaters 84 00:04:33,886 --> 00:04:35,287 in our American clothing stores. 85 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:37,990 Do your part in the circle of life. 86 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:40,926 Perhaps our Aborigine friends 87 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,461 can point us in the right direction. 88 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:44,463 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 89 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:49,936 Good day, mate. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 90 00:04:51,238 --> 00:04:54,574 I'd like to ask you a few questions about koalas. 91 00:04:54,608 --> 00:04:58,812 Koalas? Where? Where? (SCREAMS) 92 00:04:58,845 --> 00:05:01,682 MAN 1: Koalas are coming. Ten-foot tall, they are. 93 00:05:01,716 --> 00:05:03,451 MAN 2: I hear 20. 94 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:06,487 People, please, remain calm. 95 00:05:06,521 --> 00:05:07,788 Koalas are mellow. 96 00:05:07,822 --> 00:05:11,125 There's got to be an explanation for their strange behavior. 97 00:05:11,159 --> 00:05:13,861 -(HORN HONKS) -Koala proofing. 98 00:05:13,895 --> 00:05:15,898 Get your koala proofing here. 99 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:18,600 Koala-proof your home before it's too late. 100 00:05:19,434 --> 00:05:21,036 Thank you. Thank you. 101 00:05:21,069 --> 00:05:23,405 Hey, no colored beads. 102 00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:25,774 What is this? 103 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:29,445 -We call it wood. -(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) 104 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:32,282 I thought lumber was scarce in the Outback, 105 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:37,453 unless of course someone chopped down a grove of, say, eucalyptus trees. 106 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,290 (MUNCHING) Mm. 107 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,593 Ah! 108 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:44,128 Minty fresh, isn't it? 109 00:05:44,161 --> 00:05:47,731 (SNIFFS) No. Smells like wood. 110 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:50,334 Yeah, tastes like it, too. 111 00:05:51,035 --> 00:05:52,603 Ugh! Very well. 112 00:05:52,636 --> 00:05:56,308 If you would be so kind, point the way to the eucalyptus groves. 113 00:05:57,475 --> 00:05:59,511 (VULTURE SCREECHES) 114 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:01,379 Spank you. 115 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:03,882 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 116 00:06:06,051 --> 00:06:08,620 That wood could've been filled with raisins or nuts. 117 00:06:08,653 --> 00:06:10,189 -But... -(BOTH SCREAM) 118 00:06:12,225 --> 00:06:14,427 Super. Hmm? 119 00:06:18,564 --> 00:06:21,701 Blimey, Lola, they're still packing their heads. 120 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:23,069 I'm sorry? 121 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:25,639 Is that a local saying I happen to be unfamiliar with? 122 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:26,974 No, mate. 123 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:30,944 This trap was supposed to cut your head off. 124 00:06:30,978 --> 00:06:34,414 In that case, I think I need a clean pair of shorts. 125 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:38,853 Wombat Bob, koala hunter, an all-round sporting man. 126 00:06:38,886 --> 00:06:39,954 This here's Lola. 127 00:06:39,988 --> 00:06:41,956 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 128 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:46,394 And I don't shake hands with smelly skid mark pants koala killers. 129 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,896 Spank you very much. 130 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:50,064 Killer koala, killer sport. 131 00:06:50,098 --> 00:06:52,001 Little cobbers are nasty. 132 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:54,570 Show them your koala crush, hon. 133 00:06:54,603 --> 00:06:55,638 (GROWLS) 134 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:03,245 That's what we do if the traps don't get them first. 135 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:08,418 Ever consider the all too obvious possibility 136 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:12,155 that their eucalyptus groves may have been ruined, hmm? 137 00:07:12,856 --> 00:07:15,692 The Yanks are so stupid. 138 00:07:15,725 --> 00:07:17,861 Let's have some fun. 139 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:22,833 Being the sporting man I am, I'll take you to the groves, mate, 140 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:25,536 just to prove how dumb you are. 141 00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:28,339 If I'm dumb, you're dumber. 142 00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:29,373 (ENGINE STARTS) 143 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,909 -Hop in, mate. -No. 144 00:07:31,942 --> 00:07:32,977 -Yes. -No. 145 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,846 -Yes. -Make me. 146 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,081 Lola. 147 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:40,585 (YELPS) 148 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:43,021 Buckle up, wowzer. 149 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:48,761 I stake my reputation as a sporting man, 150 00:07:48,795 --> 00:07:52,465 that those eucalyptus groves are right where they're supposed to be. 151 00:07:52,498 --> 00:07:53,766 -Are not. -Are too. 152 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,335 -Are not. -Are too! 153 00:07:55,702 --> 00:07:56,703 Are not. 154 00:07:58,705 --> 00:08:00,640 (TIRES SCREECH) 155 00:08:00,673 --> 00:08:02,609 Wow. I don't get it. 156 00:08:02,643 --> 00:08:04,144 The groves were here. 157 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:07,181 That's right, platypus guy. 158 00:08:07,214 --> 00:08:09,183 Like I said, the groves are kaput. 159 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:12,319 And there's only one sick twisted mind 160 00:08:12,353 --> 00:08:14,688 who would tear down trees and starve cute koalas 161 00:08:14,722 --> 00:08:15,757 just to build a resort 162 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,892 in the middle of this barren bupkis. 163 00:08:17,926 --> 00:08:22,430 -(HORN HONKS) -Ace Ventura. What a pleasant surprise. 164 00:08:22,464 --> 00:08:27,135 Aha, Baron DeKlaus, industrialist, entrepreneur, 165 00:08:27,168 --> 00:08:30,172 animal hater and mobile back-scratcher. 166 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:34,844 Mm! Feels so good. Yeah, baby, right there. 167 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:36,312 (EXCLAIMS) 168 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,416 (INHALES DEEPLY) 169 00:08:40,449 --> 00:08:42,284 You chopped down the eucalyptus groves 170 00:08:42,318 --> 00:08:44,020 not just to build a hotel in the middle of nowhere 171 00:08:44,054 --> 00:08:46,957 but also to tick off a couple of thousand koalas in the process. 172 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:48,458 Why? Because you hate all animals, 173 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:50,627 especially squirrels who you blame for the loss of your hand 174 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,130 even though nobody asked you to rub your hands with acorn oil 175 00:08:53,163 --> 00:08:54,931 in squirrel country. 176 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:58,002 (INHALES) Am I hot or what? 177 00:08:58,035 --> 00:09:01,272 -(KISSES) -Very entertaining, Mr. Ventura. 178 00:09:01,305 --> 00:09:03,608 And you're quite the kisser. 179 00:09:03,641 --> 00:09:07,712 Unfortunately, there's a flaw in your theory. 180 00:09:07,745 --> 00:09:09,414 A flaw, DeKlaus? 181 00:09:12,951 --> 00:09:14,720 Lose the advertisement! 182 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,288 (HORN HONKS) 183 00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:21,927 Nice golf course. What's your point? 184 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,462 Wait for it. 185 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,032 ACE: Eucalyptus trees. 186 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,734 They're still standing! 187 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:33,907 I may be ruthless and greedy, but your grove is a protected habitat. 188 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,444 I wouldn't want to break any laws. 189 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:42,249 Now, won't you be my guest and stay the night, Mr. Ventura? 190 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:46,954 I can give you a nice room overlooking the groves. 191 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,823 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 192 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,199 I don't get it. 193 00:09:57,232 --> 00:09:59,701 Why don't the koalas eat the eucalyptus? 194 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:03,572 You're the wildlife expert, Mr. Ventura. 195 00:10:03,605 --> 00:10:05,474 I'm just a hotelier. 196 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:06,809 Good day. 197 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:11,414 Can't keep the koalas waiting, eh, Lola? 198 00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:13,883 Are we going to stand by and let Bob instigate 199 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:15,751 a senseless koala massacre? 200 00:10:16,219 --> 00:10:17,587 I don't think so. 201 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:20,657 -(ACE IMITATING WOMBAT CRY) -What was that? 202 00:10:22,359 --> 00:10:23,393 Don't you recognize 203 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:24,962 the plaintive wail of mother wombat 204 00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,864 wondering what turned my little boy Bob 205 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:30,133 into a cowardly poaching loser? 206 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:31,802 It goes like this. 207 00:10:31,835 --> 00:10:33,804 (IMITATING WOMBAT) 208 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:43,147 Tell you what, mate, no one ever said Wombat Bob wasn't a sporting man. 209 00:10:43,181 --> 00:10:45,817 Let's settle this over a round of golf. 210 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:49,321 (GROANS) 211 00:10:49,355 --> 00:10:52,258 You win, you solve the koala crisis your way. 212 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,928 I win, it's koala crush time. 213 00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:57,429 (SPIKE YELPING) 214 00:10:57,463 --> 00:11:00,065 Nice try, wombat man. But golf isn't my game. 215 00:11:00,099 --> 00:11:04,070 I stink at it. And I'm allergic to plaid polyester. (SNEEZES) 216 00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:05,338 What else you got? 217 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:07,707 I was hoping you'd ask, cobber. 218 00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:10,877 Nothing I like better than a little blood sport. 219 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:14,781 (GROWLS) 220 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,288 We'll call this fight The Thunder Down Under. 221 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:24,725 Sorry, I'm an animal lover, not an animal fighter. 222 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:26,994 (SCREAMS) 223 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:29,263 (YELPING) 224 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:35,070 I don't hit animals. 225 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,939 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 226 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:44,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 227 00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:52,322 Push me all you want, I will not hit an animal! 228 00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:56,192 Sportin' men, however, are fair game. 229 00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:57,493 My keys! 230 00:11:57,527 --> 00:11:58,596 Spike! 231 00:12:00,097 --> 00:12:02,032 Take care now. Bye-bye now. 232 00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:04,868 Me new jeep! 233 00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:15,280 "Me new jeep," he says. 234 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:21,586 Great. We're out here in the middle of nowhere and it's almost nightfall. 235 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,689 -Almost nightfall. -(EXCLAIMS) 236 00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:25,757 Uh-oh. 237 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,729 -(SNARLING) -(GASPS) 238 00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:32,865 (BOTH SHRIEK) 239 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:43,877 There's only one thing to do. Reason with them. 240 00:12:44,811 --> 00:12:48,949 Koalas of the Outback, I hear you saying, 241 00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:54,489 "Brother Ace, we are irritable. We are cranky. 242 00:12:54,522 --> 00:12:57,759 "We are going cold koala." 243 00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:01,829 Well, there is only one answer. 244 00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:06,701 Say it with me now, "eucalyptus." 245 00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:08,404 (KOALAS GROWLING) 246 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,606 All righty then. 247 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:15,711 Brother Spike, what message do you bring to the nice koalas? 248 00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:16,912 Brother Spike! 249 00:13:16,945 --> 00:13:18,914 -(GASPS) -(SHRIEKING) 250 00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:21,851 Run like a racehorse? 251 00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:26,323 Good advice. (SCREAMS) 252 00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:27,657 Run, monkey, run! 253 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,464 "For all your needs, call Hank's Hotel Supplies." 254 00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:35,833 Come on! 255 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:44,141 If you're so hungry, you can eat my dust. 256 00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:49,748 Dirty bird. 257 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:53,752 Apparently, a pigeon in gastrointestinal distress. Or... 258 00:13:57,789 --> 00:13:58,790 (SLURPS) 259 00:13:59,324 --> 00:14:01,626 (GARGLES) 260 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:04,230 Tart, tangy, high in cholesterol. 261 00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:05,531 Mayonnaise. 262 00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:08,534 Two thousand gallons destined for the Outback Inn. 263 00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:10,470 Just how much tuna salad can one man make? 264 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:15,708 What could possibly link koalas, sandwich dressing and Baron DeKlaus? 265 00:14:16,242 --> 00:14:18,178 Think. Think. 266 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:20,013 Think. 267 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,950 Think. Think. Hmm. 268 00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:24,818 Thinker has thunk. 269 00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:29,757 Here koala, koala, koala. Here, boy. 270 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,659 (SNARLING) 271 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:36,564 Welcome, children of the night. 272 00:14:37,599 --> 00:14:40,101 Behold, the mayo. 273 00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:43,071 (ALL SCREAM) 274 00:14:43,104 --> 00:14:46,876 That's right, Van Helsing monk, koalas can't stand this skunk 275 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:49,678 because they possess incredibly long intestines, 276 00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:51,680 making them lactose intolerant. 277 00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:58,220 They can't digest dairy products such as milk, cheese or mayonnaise. 278 00:14:59,422 --> 00:15:03,026 I'm formulating a hunch. 279 00:15:13,337 --> 00:15:18,609 And now, the final chapter of the eucalyptus grove affair, 280 00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:21,379 starring Baron DeKlaus and his three ugly henchmen, 281 00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:23,815 brought to you by Sprayo Mayo. 282 00:15:23,848 --> 00:15:25,983 Sprayo Mayo keeps koalas away. 283 00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:31,290 As I figured, DeKlaus is spraying down the trees to keep the koalas away. 284 00:15:31,323 --> 00:15:33,492 But why? (GROANS) 285 00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:36,161 Put me in coach, I'm ready. 286 00:15:36,195 --> 00:15:37,262 (THUDS) 287 00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:45,605 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 288 00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:52,312 (GROANS) Anyone catch the license plate on that space shuttle? 289 00:15:52,345 --> 00:15:53,546 (GROANS) 290 00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:55,649 (IMITATING SCHWARZENEGGER) A tumor. 291 00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:57,751 WOMBAT BOB: This is starting to get personal, mate. 292 00:15:57,785 --> 00:16:00,421 First you strand me here so I can't hunt koala, 293 00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:03,757 then you ruin me golf game by stopping the ball with your head. 294 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,292 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Golf? 295 00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:08,195 Bogey. I win. 296 00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:12,500 And I bet I'm the very first one to complete all 17 holes. 297 00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,237 Did you say "17"? 298 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,605 Problem, wowzer? 299 00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:19,708 Unless ugly plaid pants digest is mistaken, 300 00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:24,280 a regulation golf course is 18 holes, marsupial Jack. 301 00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,581 Tee, please. 302 00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:31,454 All righty then. 303 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,789 Pretend you're teeing off at the 18th hole. 304 00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,692 You're just trying to keep me from my koala hunt. 305 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:41,632 Come on, sportin' man, just for fun. Club, please. 306 00:16:48,372 --> 00:16:49,840 All right. 307 00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:53,811 But then I'm having Lola jolly stomp you again just for fun. 308 00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:58,149 Spank you kindly. 309 00:16:58,182 --> 00:16:59,550 A beautiful drive... 310 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,586 -MAN: Oi! -...but just short of the green. 311 00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:03,321 Aha! 312 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:07,726 It's so simple, even a kangaroo could figure it out. 313 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,299 You see, DeKlaus here designs a regulation size golf course for his resort. 314 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,566 But there's just one problem. 315 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,235 His land's not regulation size. 316 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,439 The spot designated for the 18th hole rests on Aboriginal soil. 317 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,176 DeKlaus asked them to move, but after 2,000 years they're not ready to relocate. 318 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,879 That ball hit you harder than I thought. 319 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,581 BARON: Congratulations, Mr. Ventura. 320 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,051 Another mystery well solved. 321 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,054 Yes! 322 00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:38,326 I'll take the living room set and put the rest on a gift certificate, Pat. 323 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,560 I'm confused. 324 00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:42,763 Bob's a sportin' man, and none too bright. 325 00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:45,199 The beauty of it all, Mr. Ventura, 326 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:49,738 is that if you hadn't stopped Bob here from going koala hunting, 327 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:51,840 it may have spoiled everything. 328 00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:53,742 By taking Bob's wheels, 329 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,845 I saved the koalas but helped your plan? 330 00:17:56,878 --> 00:18:01,084 I'd offer to shake your hand, but mine's in the shop. 331 00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:05,755 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) You missed me. 332 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:08,458 (GASPS) Wow. 333 00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:09,959 (GRUNTS) Blimey. 334 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,795 Squatter's got me up a gum tree. 335 00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:16,633 Ah! It was only a matter of time 336 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:21,105 before the koalas made their way to precious Aboriginal soil. 337 00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:24,274 Within moments, the Aborigines will be slaughtered 338 00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:27,277 and their land will be mine for the taking. 339 00:18:28,145 --> 00:18:30,515 You're forgetting one thing, DeKlaus. 340 00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,951 Oh? What's that? 341 00:18:32,984 --> 00:18:34,953 Squirrels don't like you. 342 00:18:34,986 --> 00:18:37,689 Kangaroos are nothing more than giant squirrels. 343 00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:39,891 And there's one now. 344 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:41,393 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 345 00:18:41,426 --> 00:18:42,461 (BARON GASPS) 346 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:45,598 (YELPING) 347 00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:48,267 Get him away! Away! 348 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,236 Spike, condiments! 349 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,271 (ALL YELP) 350 00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:54,473 (YELPING) 351 00:18:56,576 --> 00:18:58,245 ACE: The koalas are restless. 352 00:18:58,278 --> 00:18:59,479 No time to lose. 353 00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:02,783 I'll drive. 354 00:19:02,816 --> 00:19:04,885 But I want to drive. 355 00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:06,420 (GRUNTS) 356 00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:07,821 (SCREECHING) 357 00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:13,027 MAN 1: Hurry! MAN 2: Hurry up! 358 00:19:16,597 --> 00:19:17,832 (ALL GRUNT) 359 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,437 (BOTH SCREAM) 360 00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:26,475 So, sport, what's the plan, eh? 361 00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:30,312 I don't know. You're the sportin' man. Think of something. 362 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:32,915 (CHOKING AND COUGHING) 363 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,617 You should teach your roo 364 00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:37,720 to cover her mouth when she coughs. 365 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:40,857 She's allergic to monkey fur, sport. 366 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:44,094 How about a cough drop, Lola? 367 00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:47,564 Wild cherry or minty fresh eucalyptus? 368 00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:49,732 Eucalyptus? 369 00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:50,967 Gee, wowzer, 370 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,438 I'm not sure whether to kiss you or slap you. 371 00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:56,373 It's that duality of man thing. 372 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,509 (GROWLING) 373 00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:04,148 (YODELING) Yoo-hoo! Koala. 374 00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:07,352 Tea. 375 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:16,528 Cough drops. Eucalyptus variety, please. 376 00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:20,299 Bellows. 377 00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:31,277 (ALL CHEER) 378 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:35,449 From night of the living dead to night of the grateful dead, 379 00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:37,117 time to mellow out, boys. 380 00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:41,989 (GASPS) 381 00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:44,091 (GROWLING) 382 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:48,630 Uh-oh, mate, looks like we need more eucalyptus and fast. 383 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:52,367 ACE: "For all your needs, call Hank's Hotel Supplies." 384 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,871 Time to initiate operation cough drop. 385 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,707 Hank, big trouble. Outbreak at the Outback. 386 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,944 Laryngitis. Could be epidemic. 387 00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:04,213 Hit me with all the cough drops you got, 388 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:07,983 eucalyptus variety, and bill it to the Baron. 389 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,586 BARON: Stop! After them! 390 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,388 They're heading for the resort! 391 00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:13,956 They'll never make it. 392 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,530 -(GASPS) -(EXPLOSION) 393 00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:24,668 (YELPS) 394 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:29,907 It's rain. It's hail. It's cough drops? 395 00:21:29,941 --> 00:21:32,410 ACE: Eucalyptus cough drops. 396 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:37,648 Loo-hoo-se-her! 397 00:21:37,682 --> 00:21:39,350 -(GROWLING) -(GASPS) 398 00:21:43,989 --> 00:21:46,491 (SCREAMS) Keep them away! 399 00:21:47,693 --> 00:21:52,397 Nice squirrels, nice squirrels, nice squirrels. No! 400 00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:54,266 (ALL SLURPING) 401 00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:59,005 He wears acorn oil in squirrel country 402 00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:01,407 and eucalyptus drops in koala land. 403 00:22:01,441 --> 00:22:03,576 -You know what that means, Spike? -(CHATTERING) 404 00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:04,711 That's right. 405 00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:06,179 Loser. 406 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:10,283 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 406 00:22:11,305 --> 00:23:11,292 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm