"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" The Hounds of D'Urbervilles

1 00:00:01,311 --> 00:00:03,113 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,184 --> 00:00:10,354 ♪ Ace Ventura 3 00:00:10,387 --> 00:00:13,190 All righty, then. 4 00:00:13,224 --> 00:00:16,027 ♪ Pet detective on the run 5 00:00:16,061 --> 00:00:18,029 (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:18,997 --> 00:00:20,031 (TRUMPETING) 7 00:00:20,065 --> 00:00:22,801 ♪ Ace Ventura 8 00:00:24,670 --> 00:00:27,840 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun 9 00:00:27,874 --> 00:00:29,909 Yes! Yes! 10 00:00:33,113 --> 00:00:34,948 -Whoa! -(BELLOWING) 11 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:37,618 (POLAR BEAR GRUNTS) 12 00:00:43,024 --> 00:00:44,759 (SCREAMS) 13 00:00:45,927 --> 00:00:48,096 (GROWLS) 14 00:00:48,129 --> 00:00:50,298 ♪ Ace Ventura 15 00:00:50,331 --> 00:00:52,902 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 16 00:00:52,935 --> 00:00:55,805 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 17 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:58,107 (LAUGHING) 18 00:01:03,747 --> 00:01:07,050 -(CRICKETS CHIRPING) -(OWL HOOTING) 19 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:09,152 (THUNDER ROLLING) 20 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,991 (GROWLS AND GRUNTS) 21 00:01:20,332 --> 00:01:21,867 (HORSES NEIGH) 22 00:01:27,306 --> 00:01:28,508 (WHIMPERING) 23 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:40,754 (DOG HOWLS) 24 00:01:45,492 --> 00:01:51,132 Lord D'uberville, one of the prized hounds be met with foul play. 25 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:53,535 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:57,306 --> 00:02:01,510 Was it really necessary to bring in someone from the colonies? 27 00:02:01,544 --> 00:02:03,846 We do not like Americans, Father. 28 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,949 They are vulgar and uncouth. 29 00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:09,987 I thought it best to engage the services of an outsider. 30 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,789 I trust he will be discreet and well-mannered. 31 00:02:12,823 --> 00:02:15,627 ACE: Man, I'm hungry! 32 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:19,564 How is the vittles? I haven't eaten since Miami. 33 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,833 Airline food gives me the runs. 34 00:02:21,866 --> 00:02:27,907 My Lord, I wish to announce Mr. Ventura's arrival. 35 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:33,246 Ace Ventura, pet detective, and his trusty colleague Dr. Watson. 36 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:36,683 That will be all, Jeeves. 37 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:39,819 (GASPS) Ah! 38 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:44,492 So, what's on the menu, my good stuffy shirts? 39 00:02:44,525 --> 00:02:48,829 Stewed venison and goose flambe. 40 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,032 (CHOKING) 41 00:02:51,065 --> 00:02:53,068 I don't think so. 42 00:02:53,101 --> 00:02:56,772 You know, it's not meat per se that makes people aggressive. 43 00:02:56,805 --> 00:02:58,707 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 44 00:03:00,008 --> 00:03:02,612 It's the adrenaline pumped into the animal's system 45 00:03:02,645 --> 00:03:04,414 when it knows it's about to be slaughtered. 46 00:03:04,447 --> 00:03:05,682 (GAGS) 47 00:03:05,715 --> 00:03:08,451 That is revolting. 48 00:03:08,484 --> 00:03:10,421 You have the manners of a cow. 49 00:03:10,454 --> 00:03:11,822 (LAUGHS) 50 00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:14,925 Yeah. And you look like one. 51 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:22,600 The D'uberville hounds are the source of the family's honor and prestige. 52 00:03:22,634 --> 00:03:25,437 The elite of polite society will gather here 53 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,005 for the family's annual fox hunt. 54 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:30,209 If the hound's disappearance were known, 55 00:03:30,242 --> 00:03:33,779 it would bring disgrace upon the family name. 56 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,648 Can you help us, Mr. Ventura? 57 00:03:35,681 --> 00:03:38,352 I'm sorry, was I not listening? 58 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,654 A lot of inbreeding in your family, isn't there? 59 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,890 That is the hounds' family tree. 60 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,662 We have been breeding dogs for centuries for fox hunting. 61 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,131 The sport of kings. 62 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:53,401 You mean the sport of decadent bloodthirsty aristocrats? 63 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:58,073 Mr. Ventura, can you find the hound before tomorrow morning? 64 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,142 Of course, I can. 65 00:04:00,175 --> 00:04:03,145 But for the hound's sake, not yours. 66 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:04,313 (VOCALIZES MOCKINGLY) 67 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:09,052 You're feeding these horses way too much corn. 68 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:12,355 You can tell that by looking at their teeth? 69 00:04:12,389 --> 00:04:14,692 No. By the horse manure. 70 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,030 It's okay, Mr. Fox. 71 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:22,800 Uncle Ace won't let the big bad royal bozo hurt you. 72 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,804 Easy boo booty boo boo, Mr. Fox. 73 00:04:25,837 --> 00:04:29,708 I wouldn't get too attached to him, Mr. Ventura. 74 00:04:29,741 --> 00:04:31,777 The kennels are this way. 75 00:04:32,477 --> 00:04:34,981 What are those? 76 00:04:36,816 --> 00:04:41,254 Call me daft, but I don't think they're human. 77 00:04:41,287 --> 00:04:43,490 (THUNDER ROLLING) 78 00:04:43,524 --> 00:04:45,159 My worst fear. 79 00:04:45,192 --> 00:04:49,430 I heard it howl last night just before the hound was absconded with. 80 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,199 Please, tell me more. 81 00:04:51,232 --> 00:04:57,072 Legend has it that a curse was put upon our lineage back in the 16th century. 82 00:04:57,105 --> 00:04:59,140 They say a beast roams the moors 83 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,812 seeking to wreak its revenge on the D'uberville name. 84 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,514 Those tracks, the howl I heard, 85 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:07,550 they are the signs of the beast. 86 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,087 Yes, the werewolf. 87 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,323 Werewolf? How do you know such things? 88 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:18,695 Because I myself have been bitten by a werewolf. 89 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:20,865 Go on, touch the scars. 90 00:05:20,898 --> 00:05:22,900 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 91 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:26,838 (SCREAMS) 92 00:05:27,705 --> 00:05:29,975 You buffoon. 93 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:33,145 Beast in the moors, family curses, pshaw, 94 00:05:33,178 --> 00:05:35,481 it's all superstitious nonsense. 95 00:05:36,648 --> 00:05:38,618 Oooh! 96 00:05:38,651 --> 00:05:42,555 This is something out of the pages of Better Hounds and Kennels. 97 00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:44,457 Good night, Lord Scooby-Dooby. 98 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:47,428 What? Aren't you going to search for the missing hound? 99 00:05:47,461 --> 00:05:52,266 Let's play a little game I call Multiple Choice. 100 00:05:52,299 --> 00:05:53,968 (INHALES DEEPLY) 101 00:05:54,001 --> 00:05:56,138 A, those tracks lead into the marshy bog, 102 00:05:56,171 --> 00:05:57,472 which means they'll be impossible to follow. 103 00:05:57,506 --> 00:05:59,674 B, if the perpetrator is human as I suspect, 104 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,143 he may well return to abduct another dog. 105 00:06:01,176 --> 00:06:03,411 C, when he does, the monkey and I will be waiting for him. 106 00:06:03,445 --> 00:06:04,846 D, all the above. 107 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,282 (GASPS FOR AIR) 108 00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:11,821 (IN POSH VOICE) The answer, Ace, is D, all of the above. 109 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:14,123 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Why, that's correct. 110 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:18,295 Now, if you don't mind, I have work to do. 111 00:06:18,328 --> 00:06:19,663 (DOOR CLOSES) 112 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:22,533 Who wants doggy treats? 113 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:25,203 I do. I do. 114 00:06:25,236 --> 00:06:27,672 (DOGS BARK) 115 00:06:27,705 --> 00:06:30,909 Atta boys. Now try this. 116 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:33,913 Come on, you can do it. 117 00:06:33,946 --> 00:06:36,282 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 118 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:41,120 (SNORING) 119 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,961 (STOMACH GROWLS) 120 00:06:47,994 --> 00:06:50,330 Spike, the survival pack. 121 00:06:50,363 --> 00:06:51,566 Quickly, man. 122 00:06:54,168 --> 00:06:57,104 Nature calls. Keep an eye out. 123 00:06:58,306 --> 00:06:59,807 Beasts, curses. 124 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,543 (LAUGHS) 125 00:07:01,577 --> 00:07:04,546 (HOWLS) 126 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:07,416 All righty, then. To be continued. 127 00:07:09,619 --> 00:07:10,920 Ooh. 128 00:07:14,824 --> 00:07:18,762 One, two, three... Spike! 129 00:07:18,796 --> 00:07:20,664 (TEETH CHATTERING) 130 00:07:20,698 --> 00:07:23,267 What happened? What did you see? 131 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:27,938 What is going on here? 132 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:29,708 Nothing's going on. 133 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,676 Back to bed with you. 134 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:37,148 Lord D'uberville, another of the hounds be disappeared. 135 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:40,253 -Spank you, Claude. -Andrew's gone. 136 00:07:40,286 --> 00:07:43,256 -Did you see who did it? -Well, not exactly. 137 00:07:43,289 --> 00:07:45,358 This is how you handle things, 138 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:48,028 allowing another royal hound to go missing? 139 00:07:48,061 --> 00:07:49,663 -(SHUSHES) -What? 140 00:07:55,636 --> 00:07:57,238 -(SCREAMS) -(THUDS) 141 00:07:57,272 --> 00:08:00,174 Don't move! This monkey is loaded. 142 00:08:02,377 --> 00:08:03,444 Frisk him, Spike. 143 00:08:03,478 --> 00:08:04,779 (CHATTERING) 144 00:08:04,812 --> 00:08:06,815 What is the meaning of this? 145 00:08:06,849 --> 00:08:10,185 I'm Trent, Inspector Trent of Scotland Yard. 146 00:08:12,988 --> 00:08:14,791 I'm certain Scotland Yard 147 00:08:14,824 --> 00:08:18,428 can give our American detective friend a few pointers. 148 00:08:18,461 --> 00:08:21,998 I understand one of your hounds has disappeared. 149 00:08:22,032 --> 00:08:26,137 Two hounds is the current score. Loser. 150 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,772 Where did you hear such a thing? 151 00:08:27,805 --> 00:08:31,142 I'm afraid it's all over the local papers. 152 00:08:31,175 --> 00:08:34,880 Mr. Ventura, you were supposed to be discreet. 153 00:08:34,913 --> 00:08:40,218 How was I supposed to know the tabloids couldn't keep a secret? 154 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:44,590 My word, it looks like a beast. 155 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:48,661 If Scotland Yard goes for the beast thing, I'm nuts. 156 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,296 A curse. 157 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,300 Lord D'uberville, tell me it's not so. 158 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:57,638 Need I remind you gentlemen, we have a witness? 159 00:09:00,842 --> 00:09:02,944 That's right, a police sketch. 160 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:07,215 A highly accurate investigative procedure, distinctly American. 161 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:11,320 Show the gentlemen what you saw, reliable witness Spike. 162 00:09:13,055 --> 00:09:15,024 (ALL GASPING) 163 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:17,226 It was the beast! 164 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:23,166 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 165 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,002 (THUNDER RESOUNDING) 166 00:09:25,035 --> 00:09:26,770 Well, here, here. 167 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:29,907 A word with my monkey. 168 00:09:29,941 --> 00:09:34,212 Spike, this supernatural hokum is going right to your little monkey head. 169 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:36,114 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 170 00:09:36,147 --> 00:09:40,185 The witness has admitted to fabricating the sketch to support your beast theory 171 00:09:40,219 --> 00:09:43,689 because he thought if he kissed up, you'd give him a cookie. 172 00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:47,127 Nonsense. How did you make him change his story? 173 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,162 I gave him two cookies. 174 00:09:50,964 --> 00:09:51,998 (BURPS) 175 00:09:52,031 --> 00:09:53,700 This is highly absurd. 176 00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:56,470 We should be outside looking for the beast. 177 00:09:56,504 --> 00:10:01,375 Not if my hunch is correct that this is an inside job. 178 00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:04,745 Now pipe down and help me find the secret passageway. 179 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:06,615 What secret passageway? 180 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,418 What movies do you watch? 181 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:12,454 These places always have secret passageways. 182 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,390 (WALL BREAKS) 183 00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:15,958 (CHATTERING) 184 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:21,097 Of course, the D'ubervilles will mind, they're anal-retentive. 185 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:30,240 Gravy, what lurks behind the hidden door? 186 00:10:30,274 --> 00:10:34,512 -A dungeon? A crazy relative? -(STOMACH GROWLS) 187 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,680 A bathroom? 188 00:10:35,713 --> 00:10:37,048 I sure hope so, 189 00:10:37,082 --> 00:10:40,585 because I desperately need to tend to some unfinished business. 190 00:10:40,618 --> 00:10:42,488 (SCREAMS) 191 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:45,891 Correction, unfinished business tended to. 192 00:10:45,925 --> 00:10:49,829 Mr. Ventura, I do think you've done enough damage. 193 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,699 I'll say. You should see my shorts. 194 00:10:52,732 --> 00:10:56,236 Perhaps you should leave this to Scotland Yard! 195 00:10:56,269 --> 00:10:58,805 Please, I beg you. 196 00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:04,745 Let me guess, do not go in there? 197 00:11:04,779 --> 00:11:05,947 Right then. 198 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,783 I see you've met my brother, Mortimer. 199 00:11:08,816 --> 00:11:12,754 I was afraid you might discover our shameful family secret. 200 00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:17,259 You see, we had to lock my poor brother in the cellar 20 years ago 201 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:19,395 after he lost his mind. 202 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:24,033 Yep, that door had crazy relative written all over it. 203 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:27,337 (SCREAMING) 204 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:29,206 What is it? 205 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,842 I heard the howl. 206 00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:36,046 Lord D'uberville, yet another hound be disappeared. 207 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:41,419 Lord D'uberville, I suggest you call Scotland Yard for further assistance. 208 00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,555 I shall stand guard in the kennels 209 00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:46,391 should the beast return for another hound. 210 00:11:46,425 --> 00:11:49,162 Very good, Inspector. 211 00:11:49,195 --> 00:11:54,534 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) But, Rhett, if you leave, where shall I go? 212 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,537 What shall I do? 213 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:59,673 Frankly, my dear fellow, I don't give a... 214 00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:02,976 So, you're giving me the brush off. 215 00:12:03,010 --> 00:12:05,647 Well, I won't be ignored. 216 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,950 You don't just diddle Ace Ventura. 217 00:12:11,352 --> 00:12:12,820 (OWL HOOTING) 218 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:17,259 (GASPS) The phone's dead. 219 00:12:19,395 --> 00:12:20,896 Now what do you want? 220 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:23,967 Lord D'uberville, you've been behaving suspiciously. 221 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,572 And suspicious people always make me suspicious. 222 00:12:28,605 --> 00:12:31,341 Therefore, I searched your corners for clues 223 00:12:31,374 --> 00:12:35,613 and came across your dirty laundry. 224 00:12:35,646 --> 00:12:38,115 It seems for all your high and mighty ways, 225 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,251 you do have quite a bit to hide. 226 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:45,624 -How dare you? -You... You philistine! 227 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:46,758 Lady white trash, 228 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:49,928 do you always toss your dirty socks under the bed? 229 00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:54,233 William. Mary. Can this be true? 230 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:57,837 I think we've had about enough of this. 231 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:02,643 And, perhaps, My Lord, you'd like to explain these. 232 00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:03,777 No! 233 00:13:05,312 --> 00:13:08,515 That's right, whitey tighties, 234 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:10,785 fitting perhaps for an athlete or male model, 235 00:13:10,819 --> 00:13:13,288 but for a distinguished D'uberville? 236 00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:16,091 Winston. Why? 237 00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:17,325 Well, I... 238 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:18,861 Very simple, my lady. 239 00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:22,331 -They don't ride up as much. -Yeah, what he said. 240 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:23,799 (GASPING AND SCREAMING) 241 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,401 -WINSTON: Who's there? -ACE: I got him! I got him! 242 00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:28,372 He's big, he's tough but I got him. 243 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:32,042 Unhand me, you savage! 244 00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:34,177 -I concur, your ugliness. -(CREAKING) 245 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:35,646 Oh! 246 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,849 That sounds like the attic. 247 00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:42,787 Gee, could it be another shameful family secret? 248 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,492 The ghost of the 12th Lord D'uberville haunts the attic. 249 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,729 Winston, the eyes in the 12th Lord's portrait. 250 00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:55,367 They are moving. 251 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,037 (GASPING) 252 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,343 Good work, Spike. You found another passageway. 253 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,746 (HOWLING) 254 00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:11,919 I saw the beast. 255 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,454 Hideous, it was. 256 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:19,594 It had eyes like fire, claws sharp as knives. 257 00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:23,131 My Lord, another hound be disappeared. 258 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:26,069 I saw the beast too with me own eyes. 259 00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:29,238 He looked as if he could rip you open from head to toe 260 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:30,973 and gut you like a river trout, 261 00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:34,812 twist your head off like a bottle cap, squish it like a pimple. 262 00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:37,314 Well, that will be quite enough, Claude. 263 00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:39,583 (HOWLING) 264 00:14:39,616 --> 00:14:41,218 It's still out there. 265 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:44,055 We shall arm ourselves and hunt it down. 266 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,657 Great idea, man. 267 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,860 Take Claude, he's expendable, I mean, loyal. 268 00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:52,431 I'll stay and protect the family in case the beast doubles back. 269 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:57,937 And why should you be the one to stay? 270 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:01,608 You're from Scotland Yard. You've got the big whistle. 271 00:15:02,676 --> 00:15:06,012 You expect me to put that in my mouth? 272 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:07,848 I don't know where it's been. 273 00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:09,617 It's quite clean. 274 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,159 -Quite. -(GROANS) 275 00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:22,664 (GRUNTS) Mr. Ventura, you will accompany Inspector Trent 276 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:24,433 or you will not get paid. 277 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,935 (GROWLS AND BARKS) 278 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:31,908 ACE: Trent, big buddy, you keeping up? 279 00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:33,810 Don't try to take the beast alone, 280 00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,279 we don't need any dead glory hogs here. 281 00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:39,283 I guess I am following you. 282 00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:42,920 You are correct, sir. (LAUGHING) 283 00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:46,992 (SCREAMS) Something's touching me! Make it stop! 284 00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,860 Make it stop! 285 00:15:48,894 --> 00:15:51,963 All righty then! 286 00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:54,032 TRENT: Ace, we have him. 287 00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:55,868 -(HOWLS) -(SCREAMS) 288 00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,571 Glory hog. 289 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 290 00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:18,126 (GROWLING) 291 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:19,494 Look, it's you. 292 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,329 I am a really big fan. 293 00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:22,664 How about an autograph? 294 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,036 Doggy treats, they're imported. 295 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,772 (SCREAMING) 296 00:16:33,877 --> 00:16:34,945 Halt there. 297 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:40,150 I feel the duty to inform you that though I may look human, 298 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:44,422 I'm actually a card-carrying honorary member of the animal kingdom. 299 00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:47,058 (TARZAN-LIKE YELL) 300 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,502 Come to me, swamp friends. 301 00:16:57,536 --> 00:16:59,137 Now, sic him. 302 00:17:00,506 --> 00:17:02,709 (ROARS) 303 00:17:02,742 --> 00:17:05,678 Spank you very much. Losers. 304 00:17:08,314 --> 00:17:12,653 Come on, dog face, let's rock. 305 00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:19,227 Darn, I really liked that axe. 306 00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:27,669 Great! I just had this suit dry-cleaned. 307 00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:30,273 (HOWLING) 308 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,875 Coward. 309 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,877 (WHIMPERING) 310 00:17:37,247 --> 00:17:39,082 Trent. Hmm. 311 00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:45,789 Yes, Inspector Trent is no longer with us. 312 00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:48,760 But if he were, then I might not be. 313 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,863 So, I guess I can't really complain. 314 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:55,099 And why have you let the hound into the house? 315 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,035 Bait. 316 00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,037 The beast will return for the last hound 317 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:01,907 even if it means entering the mansion under our very noses. 318 00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:02,775 (GASPING) 319 00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:06,646 And when he does, we'll be waiting. 320 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,881 (GASPING AND SCREAMING) 321 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,950 ACE: Jeeves, the spotlight. 322 00:18:11,851 --> 00:18:14,989 -(GROWLING) -(GASPING) 323 00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:22,797 Lord D'uberville... 324 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:26,034 That won't be necessary, Claude. 325 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,135 Right then. 326 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,205 Good work, Spike. 327 00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:33,743 I knew the beast would attempt to escape through the secret passageway, 328 00:18:33,776 --> 00:18:36,646 so I switched paintings to fool him good, 329 00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:38,982 which it seems I did, in fact, do. 330 00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:42,319 But how did the beast know of the passageway? 331 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:45,155 Easy, for you see... 332 00:18:45,189 --> 00:18:47,658 (GASPS) Inspector Trent. 333 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,892 Not quite. 334 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,863 -Mortimer! -Mortimer! 335 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:54,132 Yes, your deranged brother Mortimer, 336 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:57,369 who I discovered while reading your personal diaries, 337 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:01,707 embarrassed the family in public by eating meat with his salad fork 338 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:05,978 and was locked in a cellar as a mad man. 339 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,681 Mortimer plotted his revenge for 20 years 340 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,753 until he discovered a panel leading into the secret passageways. 341 00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:15,355 How long has this been here? 342 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:17,624 He then set out to destroy the family's honor 343 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:22,163 by dog-napping each of the hounds on the eve of the annual fox hunt. 344 00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:26,034 And if that wasn't enough, he snuck into your washroom at night 345 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,737 and abused your toothbrushes. 346 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:31,140 (BELCHES) 347 00:19:31,173 --> 00:19:34,376 But it seems Mortimer was one for poetic justice. 348 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,380 I found these spices and garnish in Mortimer's dungeon, 349 00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:38,915 which can only mean one thing. 350 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:40,350 The hounds were to make an appearance 351 00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:43,386 at the fox hunt all right, as a gourmet meal, 352 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,524 which Mortimer would eat in front of your aristocratic peers 353 00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:48,459 using a salad fork. 354 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,628 (RETCHES) 355 00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:54,432 Upon my arrival, Mortimer assumed the guise of Inspector Trent. 356 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,101 He was well prepared for this 357 00:19:56,134 --> 00:19:58,136 since he spent the long years in your dungeon 358 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,005 studying to be a celebrity impersonator, 359 00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:02,941 mastering the art of mimicry and disguise. 360 00:20:02,974 --> 00:20:05,778 You talking to me? You talking to me? 361 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:12,318 And who can forget his Oscar-worthy performance as the beast. 362 00:20:13,252 --> 00:20:16,590 And that, my well-paying clients, 363 00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:19,660 brings us to the end of our tale. 364 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,728 Questions? Comments? 365 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,199 But how did you figure it out? 366 00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:27,836 Elementary, my dear D'ubervilles. 367 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:30,305 Exhibit A, a fistful of beast hair 368 00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:33,409 which I tore away during our exciting confrontation. 369 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,044 Did I say hair? 370 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:38,147 I meant polysynthetic blend. 371 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:42,119 I knew the beast was bogus from the moment I taste-tested this tripe. 372 00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,387 For you see, 373 00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:48,692 I knew Inspector Trent was a crook from the very beginning. 374 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,127 -What? -What? 375 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,329 Exhibit B. 376 00:20:51,362 --> 00:20:54,432 While the Windsor knot is suitable for royalty, 377 00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:59,003 Scotland Yard's regulation necktie knot is the Turkish loop, 378 00:20:59,036 --> 00:21:01,607 which this knot is not. 379 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,743 Yes, yes! Slam dunk! 380 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:06,011 End of story, 381 00:21:06,044 --> 00:21:11,451 feel the brain waves, gaze upon me in adulation, 382 00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:13,486 but do not touch. 383 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,721 (CLEARS THROAT) 384 00:21:14,754 --> 00:21:17,390 Well, the hunt is still tomorrow morning. 385 00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:19,126 Where are my hounds? 386 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,528 Jeeves. 387 00:21:20,561 --> 00:21:23,731 Release the hounds! 388 00:21:23,764 --> 00:21:25,733 (DOG BARKING) 389 00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,268 The attic? 390 00:21:27,301 --> 00:21:30,172 The haunted attic no one would go near. 391 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:34,209 Thus, the perfect place to hide the hounds. 392 00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:35,977 Nifty, huh? 393 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,851 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 394 00:21:45,688 --> 00:21:48,258 Let the hunt begin! 395 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:50,894 (HOUNDS BARKING) 396 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,265 -(GASPING AND SCREAMING) -(RETCHES) 397 00:21:55,299 --> 00:21:58,570 Lord D'uberville, the fox be disappeared. 398 00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:03,608 Fox hunting in Miami? 399 00:22:04,475 --> 00:22:08,547 Pshaw! 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