"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" Remembrance of Trunks Past

1 00:00:01,257 --> 00:00:03,025 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:07,231 --> 00:00:10,134 ♪ Ace Ventura 3 00:00:10,167 --> 00:00:12,703 Alrighty, then. 4 00:00:12,736 --> 00:00:15,305 ♪ Pet detective on the run 5 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:16,707 (LAUGHING) 6 00:00:18,108 --> 00:00:19,244 (TRUMPETING) 7 00:00:19,277 --> 00:00:21,446 ♪ Ace Ventura 8 00:00:23,681 --> 00:00:26,451 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun 9 00:00:26,885 --> 00:00:28,720 Yes! Yes! 10 00:00:31,957 --> 00:00:33,225 Whoa! 11 00:00:37,096 --> 00:00:38,597 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 12 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:42,903 (SCREAMING) 13 00:00:46,039 --> 00:00:48,275 ♪ Ace Ventura 14 00:00:48,308 --> 00:00:51,344 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 15 00:00:51,378 --> 00:00:53,547 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 16 00:00:54,348 --> 00:00:55,817 (LAUGHING) 17 00:01:00,488 --> 00:01:02,590 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:06,128 --> 00:01:09,565 Man, I love peanuts. 19 00:01:10,098 --> 00:01:11,133 (GRUNTS) 20 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:12,634 (MUMBLING) 21 00:01:12,668 --> 00:01:16,038 Peanuts are fresher and tastier when you buy them from the pet store. 22 00:01:16,071 --> 00:01:17,606 Right, Spike? 23 00:01:19,442 --> 00:01:21,845 (GASPS) Mega goober. 24 00:01:23,146 --> 00:01:25,415 I just gotta have it! 25 00:01:25,448 --> 00:01:27,183 (SCREECHING) 26 00:01:28,284 --> 00:01:30,221 Hey, tiger! 27 00:01:31,188 --> 00:01:33,090 (TIRES SCREECHING) 28 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:40,130 Gee, I didn't know it meant that much to you. 29 00:01:48,506 --> 00:01:50,375 -(SPIKE BURPS) -(SHUSHES) 30 00:01:50,408 --> 00:01:52,043 Easy on the gas. 31 00:01:52,077 --> 00:01:54,647 Shickadance has been barking for rent, and all I've got are peanuts. 32 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,650 (DOG BARKING) 33 00:01:57,683 --> 00:02:01,587 He's really getting good at that. 34 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,957 Now, let's see if he drinks out of the toilet. 35 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:09,463 Bam! Surfside security. No pets allowed, buster. 36 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,131 Ventura. 37 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,835 Oh, Mr. Shickadance. 38 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,770 For a moment I thought I was in the wrong building. 39 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,308 I heard a dog bark. Looks like I heard right. 40 00:02:21,543 --> 00:02:22,810 (GRUMBLES) 41 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,979 Congrats on the policy change, Mr. Shakalakadance. 42 00:02:25,013 --> 00:02:26,481 I thought you'd never come around. 43 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:30,819 There is no policy change, and the mutt's not mine, Ventura. 44 00:02:30,853 --> 00:02:33,756 -It belongs to my niece. -Hello. 45 00:02:33,789 --> 00:02:35,824 (GASPS) You mean to tell me 46 00:02:35,858 --> 00:02:38,994 this noble breed of Shar Pei, this heavenly creature, 47 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:43,433 hound of the flappy skin which lends itself to doing this... 48 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:45,035 -(DOG WHINING) -(GROWLING) 49 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,871 ...is not allowed in your building? 50 00:02:47,904 --> 00:02:50,240 Does Joey have to leave, Uncle Shicky? 51 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,309 No, no, no, Camila, honey. 52 00:02:52,342 --> 00:02:54,745 Of course, Joey's allowed here. 53 00:02:54,779 --> 00:02:57,181 You're my favorite, Uncle Shicky. 54 00:02:57,214 --> 00:02:58,215 -(DOG BARKING) -(SCREAMS) 55 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,954 Then I guess I can whip out my monkey. 56 00:03:02,987 --> 00:03:03,988 (SCREAMS) 57 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:05,523 No! 58 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,192 (THUDS) 59 00:03:07,993 --> 00:03:10,529 I'll get you for this, Ventura. 60 00:03:10,562 --> 00:03:12,064 Say it, don't spray it. 61 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:17,971 (FROGS CROAKING) 62 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:25,812 (SNORING) 63 00:03:27,814 --> 00:03:29,015 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 64 00:03:29,048 --> 00:03:31,652 SHICKADANCE: Ventura, I know you're in there. 65 00:03:31,685 --> 00:03:32,920 (SCREAMS) 66 00:03:35,155 --> 00:03:38,926 Spike, we own this place now, remember? 67 00:03:40,995 --> 00:03:44,265 Ventura, sorry to disturb you. 68 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:46,901 -No bother. My monkey and I... -(GRUNTS) 69 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:50,372 ...and some other non-human friends were just having a slumber party here 70 00:03:50,405 --> 00:03:54,176 at the wonderful Surfside we-love-animals' apartments. 71 00:03:55,411 --> 00:03:56,912 (GROWLING) 72 00:03:56,946 --> 00:04:00,983 I can see where he might mistake you for a bug. 73 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:04,253 Listen, Ventura, that mangy mutt's been nabbed. 74 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:09,826 Camila woke up and he was gone, and I need your help. 75 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:12,362 I'll help but it'll cost you. 76 00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:14,498 Sure. Sure. I'll pay. 77 00:04:14,531 --> 00:04:20,605 Specifically, one, no, 37 free month's rent, utilities included, 78 00:04:20,638 --> 00:04:23,408 fur-resistant chic slipcovers for my sofa, 79 00:04:23,441 --> 00:04:25,043 a year's supply of monkey chow, 80 00:04:25,076 --> 00:04:29,848 and the three-ton bag of kitty litter behind door number one. 81 00:04:29,882 --> 00:04:32,484 -(DOOR OPENS) -(SNIFFS) 82 00:04:37,423 --> 00:04:38,490 Is Joey house trained? 83 00:04:38,524 --> 00:04:42,429 Oh, yes. Joey would never do his business indoors. 84 00:04:42,462 --> 00:04:45,632 Well, someone did right here. 85 00:04:45,665 --> 00:04:50,070 Either your Uncle Shicky has some funny ideas in the potty department. 86 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:52,939 Or Joey made an uncharacteristic blunder 87 00:04:52,972 --> 00:04:55,042 because something in this window scared him 88 00:04:55,076 --> 00:04:57,111 before whisking him into the night. 89 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:01,348 (SPIKE CHOKING) 90 00:05:03,584 --> 00:05:06,455 Oh, poor monkey's got a tummy ache. 91 00:05:07,989 --> 00:05:10,859 I'll have you know old Shickity split 92 00:05:10,892 --> 00:05:14,162 that Spike here just spewed our first clue. 93 00:05:14,196 --> 00:05:18,568 This lowly goober is of the low-grade fuzzy and sour breed 94 00:05:18,601 --> 00:05:21,871 found at certain public entertainment extravaganzas. 95 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,707 Therefore, either a baseball team took your Joey, 96 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:27,410 or the circus is in town. 97 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,980 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 98 00:05:31,715 --> 00:05:35,586 (MONKEY SOUNDS) 99 00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:36,987 Why do I get to be the monkey? 100 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,890 Because I'm too big to be a circus midget. 101 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,693 Look, suspects. 102 00:05:41,726 --> 00:05:45,864 We'll interrogate them through the miracle of voice throw. 103 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:50,135 Yeah! 104 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:55,541 (LAUGHS) 105 00:05:55,574 --> 00:05:59,411 Big top of the morning to you, gentlemen of the white face. 106 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:04,116 Mr. gentleman to you, shorty. 107 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:06,787 (LAUGHING) 108 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:09,122 Yes, that's why they call you clowns. 109 00:06:09,156 --> 00:06:11,424 I'm looking for a dog. Seen one around? 110 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:16,429 Oh, yeah, we've seen him. He's over there on a stick. 111 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,800 (LAUGHTER) 112 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,968 I recommend you answer my question 113 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:25,406 unless you want to watch me transform this ordinary clown into a mime. 114 00:06:25,439 --> 00:06:27,475 -Do what he says. -Okay. 115 00:06:27,508 --> 00:06:30,145 Okay. I haven't seen any dogs. 116 00:06:30,179 --> 00:06:34,249 Spank you. Lew-who-za-her. 117 00:06:34,283 --> 00:06:37,753 Peons, we'll infiltrate central command. 118 00:06:37,786 --> 00:06:40,222 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 119 00:06:46,329 --> 00:06:50,233 Here, Joey, Joey, Joey. Here, Joey, Joey, Joey. 120 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,675 I will exchange confidences with the fellow simian. 121 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:58,876 (MONKEY SOUNDS) 122 00:06:58,909 --> 00:07:00,110 Little dog about yea high. 123 00:07:00,144 --> 00:07:02,446 (MONKEY SOUNDS) Goes by the name of Joey. 124 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:05,917 Alrighty, then. 125 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,522 Hey, pretty good tips in this business. 126 00:07:11,423 --> 00:07:13,491 Pearls before six? Hmm? 127 00:07:14,659 --> 00:07:15,694 Gold? 128 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:19,365 Hold it! Or should I say hold up. 129 00:07:22,268 --> 00:07:26,105 This chimps robbing chumps blind. 130 00:07:26,138 --> 00:07:27,340 Hmm. 131 00:07:27,373 --> 00:07:30,611 Two clown outfits, cigar burns repairs, 132 00:07:30,644 --> 00:07:32,346 one pair of chimpanzee overalls, 133 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:36,383 extra-large pockets added, one ring master's coat, 134 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:39,686 extra charge for polishing sequins. 135 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,723 Polishing sequins! 136 00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:43,891 Only one person could be behind this, 137 00:07:43,925 --> 00:07:47,729 and that one person is actually two persons. 138 00:07:47,762 --> 00:07:51,032 (CROWD CHANTING) We want our money back. We want our money back. 139 00:07:51,065 --> 00:07:52,501 They're on to us. 140 00:07:52,534 --> 00:07:53,836 Nah, their show stinks. 141 00:07:53,869 --> 00:07:56,672 They just think they got ripped off at the box office. 142 00:07:56,705 --> 00:08:00,909 CROWD: Boo! Boo! 143 00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:03,879 But they don't know the half of it. (LAUGHS) 144 00:08:03,912 --> 00:08:06,516 I know. I'll bring up our showstopper. 145 00:08:06,549 --> 00:08:10,387 Ladies and gentlemen, now for the highlight of our show. 146 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:14,958 The one and only, Butterball, the jumbo elephant. 147 00:08:14,991 --> 00:08:16,159 (CROWD GRUMBLING) 148 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:18,829 That's not Butterball, the jumbo elephant. 149 00:08:18,863 --> 00:08:20,765 No. He's Ace Ventura. 150 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:24,201 Here to pull the plug on the greatest scam on earth. 151 00:08:26,737 --> 00:08:28,407 (CROWD GASPS) 152 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,677 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 153 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,845 CROWD: We want our money back. We want our money back. 154 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:36,848 Roy, they must really not like the show. 155 00:08:36,882 --> 00:08:39,184 Now they're on to us, you twit. 156 00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:42,088 All right. You got us, Ventura. We're guilty. 157 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,424 And untalented. 158 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,162 (CROWD CHEERING) 159 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,864 Stop that. 160 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:56,136 He's stealing our audience, and we haven't even had our show stopper. 161 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,072 Now, just one thing doesn't fit. 162 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,907 Why the puckered pooch? 163 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,975 -What puckered pooch? -What puckered pooch? 164 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,212 What puckered pooch? 165 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:08,750 BOTH: That's what we asked you. What puckered pooch? 166 00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:10,552 -What? -Huh? 167 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,392 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 168 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:20,596 It's Butterball, our show stopper. 169 00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:23,966 You hypnotized her to hop like a kangaroo? 170 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,202 No. We hypnotized her to balance on a big ball 171 00:09:26,235 --> 00:09:29,239 while I sing Lady of Spain. 172 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:32,075 What have you maniacs done to her? 173 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:35,579 What have you done to her brain? (SOBBING) 174 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:37,214 We don't know anything. 175 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:40,518 Butterball was acting dazed and confused all morning. 176 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:41,586 Now this. 177 00:09:41,619 --> 00:09:43,354 (DOG BARKING) 178 00:09:43,388 --> 00:09:45,456 Oh, really? 179 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,657 (DOG BARKING) 180 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:50,395 CROWD: Aww! 181 00:09:50,428 --> 00:09:52,197 For shame. 182 00:09:52,231 --> 00:09:54,199 I'm telling you, we stole wallets. 183 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:56,468 We didn't steal no dog. 184 00:09:56,502 --> 00:10:00,272 Maybe you better let me have that pup. 185 00:10:00,305 --> 00:10:03,142 (ELEPHANT TRUMPETING) 186 00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:04,711 (SCREAMING) 187 00:10:06,446 --> 00:10:07,647 (LOUD THUD) 188 00:10:10,917 --> 00:10:14,120 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 189 00:10:15,923 --> 00:10:20,127 (MUTTERING) 190 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,830 Phew! That must mean nothing got stepped on. 191 00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:25,299 (CROWD CHEERING) 192 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:28,236 The audience is actually entertained 193 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,572 which can only mean Uwe and Roy 194 00:10:30,605 --> 00:10:34,242 aren't behind Butterball's behavior after all. 195 00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:38,146 So an elephant stole Joey but why? 196 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,283 Baby kangaroos are called joey. 197 00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:42,452 Does Butterball think Joey is her joey? 198 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:46,823 And if so, where would a kanga-phant or an ele-roo play out? 199 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,125 It just hit me. 200 00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:51,728 I know where to find Butterball! 201 00:10:51,762 --> 00:10:56,400 The world of wonder, the world down under. 202 00:11:03,808 --> 00:11:04,976 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 203 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,078 Why do I get to be mama kangaroo? 204 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:09,481 Because I'm too big to be a joey. 205 00:11:09,514 --> 00:11:12,350 Good day, Sheila, cute little toy you have. 206 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:15,621 Looks just like you, sort of. 207 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:19,124 Dingoes! Watch out for the dingoes. 208 00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:20,860 They'll steal your baby. 209 00:11:22,628 --> 00:11:25,364 If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. 210 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:28,301 (SPIKE SQUEAKING) 211 00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:32,839 Today on Ace, 212 00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:36,009 elephants who assume the identities of other animals. 213 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,411 Do they just want more out of life, 214 00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:44,252 or are their actions related to a mysterious dazed and confused condition? 215 00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:45,653 (DOG BARKING) 216 00:11:50,825 --> 00:11:52,528 (WATER SPLASHING) 217 00:11:53,262 --> 00:11:55,797 Now that could put out a fire. 218 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:58,867 That's it, boss monkey man, I mean, dog face. 219 00:11:58,901 --> 00:12:01,503 Obviously, these dazed and confused elephants 220 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:04,607 assume the identity of the first animal they see. 221 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,878 WOMAN: Humane Society, we love animals. Yes, ma'am. 222 00:12:08,912 --> 00:12:11,748 An elephant's building a dam in your backyard. Hold please. 223 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:15,953 Yes, sir, we have the report of an elephant building a bird's nest on the roof. 224 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,621 We're sending someone out. 225 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,658 What's the elephant doing? Cutting a tree in the alley? 226 00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:22,560 Funny how one never stops to wonder 227 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:25,129 how many elephants inhabit an urban environment 228 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,164 till they all go berserk. 229 00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:31,570 I've received a call about every elephant in town except one. 230 00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:34,239 That actor elephant Bobkiss. 231 00:12:34,272 --> 00:12:37,108 He's shooting a movie from Miami Studios. 232 00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:40,179 I say we get there before it's too late. 233 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,048 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 234 00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:44,717 I hate it when it's too late. 235 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,085 So let me guess, 236 00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:49,722 your woolly mammoth here spotted some ferocious feline moments 237 00:12:49,755 --> 00:12:51,925 before turning into a saber-toothed tiger? 238 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:54,661 Yeah, yeah. We broke for lunch so I got additional lions 239 00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:56,496 for the king of the jungle scene. How did you know? 240 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:59,600 I'm Ace Ventura, pet detective. 241 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:02,502 -(SCREAMING) Whoa! -(THUDS) 242 00:13:04,072 --> 00:13:08,242 I believe I'm ready for a big slab of raw meat now, 243 00:13:08,276 --> 00:13:09,711 Mr. DeMille. 244 00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:11,012 Catering! 245 00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:15,751 Spank you. Spank you very much. 246 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:19,455 The last normal elephant in Miami thinks it's a lion. 247 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:21,724 Now, we may never know. 248 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,826 It was weird. Only this morning... 249 00:13:23,859 --> 00:13:28,765 I know. I know. He was acting dazed and confused. 250 00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:31,501 That's right. He couldn't remember his lines. 251 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:33,436 I thought elephants never forget anything. 252 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,905 Elephants do not forget. 253 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:37,941 It's true to meant both the African and Indian oaf, 254 00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:40,911 imposing large memory gland located in the brain's temporal lobe 255 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,148 which accounts for the pachyderm's well-earned reputation. 256 00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:46,851 Elephants are assuming the identities of other animals 257 00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:49,820 because they're forgetting who they are. 258 00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,356 No! No! 259 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:55,327 Something's affecting the memory glands of elephants but what? 260 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,928 A mutant gene? 261 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,563 Radio waves from cell phones? 262 00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:01,500 Too much bad cholesterol? Not enough good cholesterol? 263 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,136 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CRASHES) 264 00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:06,105 I've got to stop doing this. 265 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:08,274 (GROANS) Wrinkle cream, huh? 266 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,744 Now, that's an item you ought to cut a coupon for, pooch? 267 00:14:12,912 --> 00:14:18,218 Memory cream. Memory gland. Memory cream. Memory gland. 268 00:14:18,252 --> 00:14:23,957 I get this sudden feeling it's not a something tampering with elephant's memory glands, 269 00:14:23,991 --> 00:14:25,659 it's a someone. 270 00:14:27,228 --> 00:14:28,797 Yes, boys and girls, 271 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,466 any minute now Al the elephant will be here 272 00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:35,203 to share in the excitement of Big Nut peanut butter. 273 00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:38,006 It's gooey. It's fatty. 274 00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:42,945 It's full of good cholesterol. 275 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:48,050 ♪ And good cholesterol Is good for elephants 276 00:14:48,084 --> 00:14:51,388 ♪ And elephants are good For tracking evil Blood-sucking criminals ♪ 277 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:56,126 That's one obnoxious peanut that ought to get roasted and shelled. 278 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:58,695 Afterward, if you're good. 279 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:01,398 First, I must have that elephant. 280 00:15:02,299 --> 00:15:03,968 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 281 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:08,239 Prepare for surgery. 282 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:10,041 (BOTH CHOKING) 283 00:15:13,911 --> 00:15:16,648 -(GASPS) -(BARKING) 284 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,685 I think it's a toy pig or something. 285 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:25,157 The only pigs around here are you three scum-sucking pigs. 286 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,994 So we meet again. 287 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,295 You've met Mr. Bingo. 288 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,064 (CLEARS THROAT) 289 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,432 Mr. Ventura. 290 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,633 Just checking. 291 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,469 Always a pleasure, Odora, 292 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,273 the putting you behind bars part, that is. 293 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:44,779 This must be the apparatus which goes on the unsuspecting mastodon's head, and... 294 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,181 (SLURPING) 295 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,583 ...out comes fluid from that famous memory gland 296 00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:53,522 leaving one dazed, confused and very forgetful elephant. 297 00:15:53,555 --> 00:15:56,691 All so you could sell some greasy ointment. 298 00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:58,460 Impressive deduction. 299 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:01,763 You see, the precious fluid from the memory glands of elephants 300 00:16:01,797 --> 00:16:06,402 really will make wrinkles go away by helping skin remember its youth. 301 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:10,006 Do you have a deodorant in your product line, B.O.-dora 302 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:13,709 'cause you're kind of stinky for such a delicate flower. 303 00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:16,680 Now, I'll just take that precious memory fluid 304 00:16:16,713 --> 00:16:20,918 and return it to my pachyderm friends, senorita prune pus. 305 00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:24,388 You failed to anticipate one thing, Mr. Ventura. 306 00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:26,524 Oh? And what might that be? 307 00:16:26,558 --> 00:16:28,593 The brain cap you hold in your hands 308 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:31,563 has a remote-activated security system. 309 00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:33,765 Do the honors, Sullivan. 310 00:16:33,798 --> 00:16:37,101 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(ACE MUMBLING) 311 00:16:37,135 --> 00:16:39,572 Oh. (GROANS) 312 00:16:39,605 --> 00:16:42,208 One obnoxious peanut roasted. 313 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:45,311 Now, let's shell him. 314 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,879 (LAUGHS) 315 00:16:46,912 --> 00:16:48,080 (WHIMPERS) 316 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,524 You see, Miami's elephants are just the beginning. 317 00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,526 If my sales are good, 318 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:04,498 there won't be a single elephant safe from my gland-sucking siphon. 319 00:17:04,532 --> 00:17:08,336 (LAUGHS) How about a little demonstration? 320 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:10,037 Here's a needy customer. 321 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:17,479 You fiend. You've turned Joey into a chihuahua. 322 00:17:17,512 --> 00:17:19,181 I promise you, Odora, 323 00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:22,851 I'll expose the truth to your buying public. 324 00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:26,456 My dear, Ventura, in just a moment, 325 00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:29,359 not only will you not remember the truth, 326 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:31,995 you won't even remember your own name. 327 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,932 Thanks for the memories, Mr. Ventura. 328 00:17:41,238 --> 00:17:45,042 Zap! Pooch! Beast! Crackle box! Zap! Ping! 329 00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:46,443 (LAUGHS) 330 00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:51,149 Gee, my head feels so light and airy 331 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,518 like nothing's inside. 332 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:55,520 Who am I? 333 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:59,858 Why, I think I'm Atrocia Odora? 334 00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:01,459 I must be. 335 00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:05,598 I'm evil, and I like to suck animal glands, 336 00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:09,702 and even though I'm a big, rich, perfume heiress... 337 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:14,508 I'm all stinky in the underarm department. 338 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,909 I am not stinky. 339 00:18:15,943 --> 00:18:20,714 (SNIFFS) Oh, yeah. Stinky! Stinky! Stinky! 340 00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:22,683 You make him stop. 341 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:24,551 He's unplugged. 342 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:29,791 Wait. It's all coming back to me. Yes. 343 00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,794 I remember now. 344 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:36,965 -I want this! Here, doggy. -After him. 345 00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:40,035 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 346 00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:44,974 -(SPIKE SCREECHING) -(BUTTERBALL TRUMPETING) 347 00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:52,048 Hey, kid, official business. Need the wheels. 348 00:18:52,082 --> 00:18:53,083 What the? 349 00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:58,989 Say, Joey, ever do the limbo? 350 00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:04,662 (SCREAMING) 351 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:07,898 Ooh! Hey, tilt me, doggy. 352 00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:10,701 Careful, you idiot. He stole the memory fluid. 353 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,937 -Where'd he go? -Excuse me? 354 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,874 I hate to be a backseat driver, 355 00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:18,744 but I think you were tailgating. 356 00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:23,582 You could rear end somebody, or get in a crackup. 357 00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:24,716 Give me my fluid! 358 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,119 -(DOG BARKING) -(SCREAMS) 359 00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:29,188 (SCREAMING) 360 00:19:33,459 --> 00:19:35,395 Cowabanga! 361 00:19:36,829 --> 00:19:38,799 (HORNS HONKING) 362 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:44,738 Spike, my man. Nice to see you. 363 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:49,644 Heads up. 364 00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:53,314 Touchdown. Like a glove fit. 365 00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,016 (ALL GASP) 366 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,318 (SCREAMS) 367 00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:05,161 (GROANS) 368 00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:09,265 Now, what was I just going to do? 369 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,968 Hmm. 370 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:16,139 Oh, Butterball, 371 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,042 just what Doctor Pet Detective ordered, 372 00:20:19,076 --> 00:20:23,046 a nice memory-restoring smoothie. 373 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,281 Bottoms up. 374 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,021 (TRUMPETING) 375 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:33,524 Welcome back, Butterball. 376 00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:40,632 Now what? No! 377 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:43,869 Economical with plenty of truck space. 378 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,804 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 379 00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:47,406 (ODORA CHATTERING) 380 00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:52,979 Camila, darling, I need to forewarn you. 381 00:20:53,947 --> 00:20:56,649 Joey has a sassy new look. 382 00:20:56,683 --> 00:21:00,587 I don't care what Joey looks like. He's home with me. 383 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:06,060 Mr. Shickadance fever, good thing about the policy change. 384 00:21:06,093 --> 00:21:09,330 My friends need a place to crash for tonight. 385 00:21:09,363 --> 00:21:10,865 (ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING) 386 00:21:10,898 --> 00:21:13,235 SHICKADANCE: Ventura! 387 00:21:16,471 --> 00:21:18,440 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)