"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" Night of the Gorilla

1 00:00:01,538 --> 00:00:03,106 -(THEME SONG PLAYING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 2 00:00:10,348 --> 00:00:12,584 All righty, then. 3 00:00:16,055 --> 00:00:18,024 (LAUGHING) 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 5 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:29,938 Yes! Yes! 6 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:34,744 (SCREAMING) 7 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:44,755 (SCREAMS) 8 00:00:45,923 --> 00:00:47,759 (SCREAMS) 9 00:00:50,094 --> 00:00:52,464 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 10 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:58,204 (LAUGHING) 11 00:01:04,111 --> 00:01:06,814 REPORTER: We're reporting live from State University 12 00:01:06,847 --> 00:01:09,250 where Patsy, the educated gorilla, 13 00:01:09,283 --> 00:01:13,422 has allegedly eaten her teacher, Professor Paul Embryo. 14 00:01:13,455 --> 00:01:18,161 We have an eyewitness account from a janitor who works in the building. 15 00:01:18,194 --> 00:01:21,865 The gorilla just went berserk. It was horrible. 16 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:24,134 (ROARING) 17 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:29,040 Surrender immediately or we will use extreme force. 18 00:01:29,073 --> 00:01:30,942 (ROARING) 19 00:01:30,975 --> 00:01:32,177 Ready! 20 00:01:34,013 --> 00:01:35,481 Aim! 21 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,451 What is that? 22 00:01:39,486 --> 00:01:43,590 (YODELING) 23 00:01:43,623 --> 00:01:47,995 Yeah, Comrade Spike, first we help the gorilla, 24 00:01:48,029 --> 00:01:52,801 then we strap on the lead the horse, and then polka until dawn. 25 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:55,838 You there! Evacuate the premises immediately. 26 00:01:55,871 --> 00:01:59,209 I think I can talk the gorilla down. 27 00:01:59,242 --> 00:02:00,977 POLICEMAN: This is a police matter. 28 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,245 Do not go up there. 29 00:02:02,278 --> 00:02:07,751 It's do not go in there, and you're stealing my lines. 30 00:02:07,785 --> 00:02:09,621 (ROARING) 31 00:02:10,055 --> 00:02:11,089 (WHISTLES) 32 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:13,792 (ROARING) 33 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:18,397 Easy. Me friend. 34 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:20,066 Tell her, Spike. 35 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:23,036 (MONKEY CHATTERING) 36 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:25,839 What did the monkey say? 37 00:02:25,873 --> 00:02:27,374 He said... 38 00:02:27,407 --> 00:02:30,778 (MAKES MONKEY SOUNDS) 39 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:36,819 Banana? 40 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:37,920 Coconut? 41 00:02:39,421 --> 00:02:41,191 Chocolate cream pie? 42 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:44,027 Then again, I should quit while I'm ahead. 43 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,395 (ROARING) 44 00:02:45,428 --> 00:02:49,433 Perhaps the educated gorilla prefers food for thought. 45 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:51,770 Darwin's origin of species? 46 00:02:55,974 --> 00:03:00,680 We're coming down, but under three conditions. 47 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,115 What are they? 48 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:06,053 One, Patsy wants a fair trial with lots of media coverage. 49 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,722 Two, she wants me to represent her. 50 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:12,427 Three, she wants you to zip up your fly. 51 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,828 Made you look. 52 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:16,632 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 53 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,309 This looks like an open and shut case. 54 00:03:25,342 --> 00:03:27,845 Yeah? And so does your butt. 55 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,948 If you're looking for the bathroom, Ventura, 56 00:03:29,981 --> 00:03:31,883 there's a fire hydrant out front. 57 00:03:31,916 --> 00:03:35,521 -(LAUGHS) -(ACE IMITATES LAUGHING) 58 00:03:35,554 --> 00:03:40,860 (IMITATING AGUADO'S VOICE) Love your sense of humor, Aguado, so tongue-in-cheek. 59 00:03:40,894 --> 00:03:43,196 Anyone ever tell you we look alike? 60 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:47,835 Now, fill me in on the case. I'm a little behind. 61 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:51,372 This is all that's left of Dr. Embryo. 62 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:54,543 Yeah. The ape ate him and she's gonna fry for that. 63 00:03:54,576 --> 00:03:57,612 Ah! Now, this is interesting, Emilio? 64 00:03:57,646 --> 00:03:59,048 What is it? 65 00:03:59,082 --> 00:04:02,585 It's microscopic and completely devoid of intelligence. 66 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,822 It must be Aguado's brain. 67 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,725 Patsy didn't eat Professor Embryo 68 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:10,929 because gorillas are vegetarians. 69 00:04:10,962 --> 00:04:14,432 Don't touch that. It could be evidence. 70 00:04:14,466 --> 00:04:16,535 Excuse me, gentlemen. 71 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:19,071 I just heard the terrible news. 72 00:04:20,239 --> 00:04:26,146 Professor Embryo's favorite, pineapple anchovy. 73 00:04:26,179 --> 00:04:29,150 So, you know Professor Embryo, Mr... 74 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:32,353 Redrum. Professor Redrum. 75 00:04:32,387 --> 00:04:35,958 Professor Embryo was my friend and colleague. 76 00:04:35,991 --> 00:04:39,328 We shared this lab together for years. 77 00:04:39,361 --> 00:04:43,333 Gee, reminds me of hot summer days at the public pool. 78 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:47,438 They must be lemmings, one of Dr. Embryo's experiments? 79 00:04:47,471 --> 00:04:49,573 No, one of my own. 80 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:52,811 I am on the verge of isolating the hormone 81 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:56,048 which compels lemmings to jump off cliffs. 82 00:04:56,081 --> 00:04:59,986 The benefits to mankind are incalculable. 83 00:05:00,019 --> 00:05:02,889 What exactly was Dr. Embryo teaching Patsy? 84 00:05:02,922 --> 00:05:06,360 Fine Arts, mathematics, even sign language. 85 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:11,199 He was about to receive a major research grant from the university. 86 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:16,138 Sign language. Really? 87 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:17,440 (HAMMERING) 88 00:05:17,473 --> 00:05:19,675 The People versus Patsy the Gorilla. 89 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:23,346 Mr. Ventura, what are these animals doing in my courtroom? 90 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:26,583 Friends and supporters of the defendant, Your Honor. 91 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:28,252 (ANIMALS MAKING NOISE) 92 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:32,423 Order in the court. Order in the court. Counsel for the prosecution. 93 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:37,796 The People will prove that Patsy, in a crime of passion, 94 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:42,068 did wantonly eat her teacher Professor Paul Embryo. 95 00:05:42,102 --> 00:05:46,574 This forensic report notes that traces of simian saliva 96 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:52,647 found on the glasses and coat indicate that Dr. Embryo was eaten by a gorilla. 97 00:05:52,681 --> 00:05:54,349 Hey, stop that. 98 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:57,018 Your Honor, he's licking me. 99 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,857 Is there a point to this outrageous display, Mr. Ventura? 100 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:03,326 Only that there's more than one way 101 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:07,798 that saliva soak a coat and glasses, Judge Hammerwack. 102 00:06:07,831 --> 00:06:12,804 We have an eyewitness, Your Honor. Tell the court what you saw. 103 00:06:12,837 --> 00:06:15,540 The professor opened the cage like he always does, 104 00:06:15,573 --> 00:06:19,145 but all of a sudden, she attacked him for no reason at all. 105 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,514 I ran out of the room to call for help. 106 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:25,785 Could you point out to us who you saw attack Professor Embryo? 107 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,787 Yeah. That's her. 108 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,490 Patsy the gorilla. 109 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,627 Counsel for the defense. 110 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,798 Spike, the lights. Defense Exhibit A. 111 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:39,501 Professor Embryo raised Patsy from a child 112 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:41,371 as if she were his own daughter. 113 00:06:42,906 --> 00:06:45,642 He taught Patsy art, music, literature, 114 00:06:45,675 --> 00:06:50,614 and transformed her from a wild jungle beast into a fine lady. 115 00:06:50,648 --> 00:06:54,686 Over the years, Patsy became protective of Professor Embryo 116 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:57,055 and saved his life on numerous occasions. 117 00:06:59,325 --> 00:07:03,729 I put it to you that Patsy was a loving, loyal and devoted friend, 118 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:06,833 and could not have harmed Professor Embryo. 119 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:11,606 (CRYING) 120 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:15,009 And now, as my only witness, 121 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:18,747 I wish to call Patsy the gorilla. 122 00:07:18,781 --> 00:07:19,915 (ALL GASP) 123 00:07:19,949 --> 00:07:22,786 How do you expect a gorilla to testify? 124 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:25,488 Why, in sign language, of course? 125 00:07:27,357 --> 00:07:30,628 Patsy's vocabulary contains over 2,000 signs. 126 00:07:30,661 --> 00:07:34,833 So she can tell us what happened in her own words. 127 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:37,936 Patsy, did you eat Professor Embryo? 128 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:42,108 Patsy says no. 129 00:07:45,111 --> 00:07:48,282 Can you tell us what actually did happen, Patsy? 130 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,988 This sign translates as yes. 131 00:07:55,523 --> 00:08:00,596 Patsy, do you know who Dr. Embryo's real killer is? 132 00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:08,305 -Well? -A moment, please. 133 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,408 Ah-ha! 134 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:14,379 Patsy says murder. 135 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,416 But we already knew that. 136 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:21,920 Uh, Patsy, the part about knowing who the killer is? 137 00:08:21,954 --> 00:08:24,491 Murder? Murder? Murder? 138 00:08:24,524 --> 00:08:27,260 Obviously, Patsy's a little upset, Your Honor. 139 00:08:27,294 --> 00:08:29,096 I'd like to call a brief recess 140 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:31,732 so we can play kickball or a round of freeze tag. 141 00:08:31,766 --> 00:08:33,734 Perhaps have a cookie, some milk? 142 00:08:33,768 --> 00:08:35,203 (HAMMERING) 143 00:08:35,237 --> 00:08:38,273 How does the jury find the defendant? 144 00:08:38,307 --> 00:08:41,711 We find the defendant guilty as charged. 145 00:08:51,755 --> 00:08:53,725 (SIREN WAILING) 146 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:58,431 The gorilla is locked up in a special security cell. No one is allowed in there. 147 00:08:58,464 --> 00:09:00,032 Not even family? 148 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:01,600 No one. 149 00:09:01,634 --> 00:09:04,871 Unless you happen to be President of the United States. 150 00:09:04,905 --> 00:09:05,939 (LAUGHS) 151 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:07,674 I see. 152 00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:14,749 (PLAYING INSTRUMENT) 153 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:17,986 Gorilla doom time. 154 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,356 Well, Patsy, time's up. 155 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:22,492 (LAUGHS) 156 00:09:24,561 --> 00:09:26,463 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 157 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:33,170 Be proud, Spike, for you are sidekick to... 158 00:09:33,204 --> 00:09:37,809 Ace Ventura, master of disguise. 159 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,711 (SCREAMS) 160 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,149 It pleases your president to see you wearing blue, 161 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,418 fellow member of the union. 162 00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:46,520 Ready, soldier. 163 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,623 I'm here to see the confederate gorilla prisoner. 164 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,158 You're not the president. 165 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,195 Oh, how about some ID then? 166 00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:58,501 Honest Abe wouldn't lie now, would he? 167 00:09:59,935 --> 00:10:01,404 Many thanks, soldier. 168 00:10:01,437 --> 00:10:03,739 I'll be back in four scores and seven... 169 00:10:04,941 --> 00:10:08,311 Hey, you can knock someone's fake beard up. 170 00:10:08,712 --> 00:10:10,113 (CLATTERING) 171 00:10:10,147 --> 00:10:13,551 Murder? Murder? Murder? 172 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:17,022 Patsy, does the term broken record mean anything to you? 173 00:10:17,056 --> 00:10:20,392 Anything to you? Anything to you? Anything to you? 174 00:10:22,027 --> 00:10:24,230 Mm! A noose? 175 00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:27,133 Spike, after that guard. 176 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,370 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 177 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:39,247 And I said, I don't care if you are the President of the United States. 178 00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:41,551 Sweet mother of mercy. 179 00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:42,819 She's gonna do me. 180 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,655 Let her go, oh, please! 181 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:50,494 Don't let my head get squashed like an overripe melon. 182 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,065 (PATSY GROWLING) 183 00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:56,701 Hostage situation in Cell Block 11. 184 00:10:56,734 --> 00:10:59,004 Let's not do anything hasty. 185 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:00,673 Okay, boys. Back off. 186 00:11:00,706 --> 00:11:03,709 That's it, fellas. Cool and reasonable. 187 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:06,513 Cool and reasonable. 188 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:12,520 -Hey! -Hey! Hey! 189 00:11:12,553 --> 00:11:16,892 Sure. I had to stage a prison break with an educated gorilla. 190 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,260 It's a trick. 191 00:11:19,928 --> 00:11:21,163 (GROANS) 192 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:25,168 Oh, Patsy. 193 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:28,739 Check and mate. Bye-bye now. 194 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,211 There he is. 195 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:39,718 Gee, thanks. Hey! 196 00:11:41,254 --> 00:11:44,490 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 197 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:55,703 Hey, shorty, can't you read? 198 00:11:57,372 --> 00:12:00,242 (SCREECHING SOUND) 199 00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:31,445 All right, you's two, let's see those faces. 200 00:12:31,478 --> 00:12:33,147 I don't believe this. 201 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,750 We put four years into this operation, 202 00:12:35,784 --> 00:12:38,353 and some flat foot is gonna blow our cover. 203 00:12:38,386 --> 00:12:40,756 You guys are undercover cops? 204 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,024 Good guess, Sherlock. 205 00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:45,328 We're trying to blow the lid off professional wrestling. 206 00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:46,930 It's all staged. 207 00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:48,632 It is? 208 00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:53,404 Gee, we thought you's two might be that gorilla and guy that broke out of prison. 209 00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:56,674 (LAUGHTER) 210 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:03,849 It's a long shot, Woodstock, but if we could access Dr. Embryo's university files, 211 00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:06,653 we might find the key to clearing Patsy's name. 212 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:12,693 It says here that Patsy does ballet, calculus, and portraiture. 213 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:14,028 Patsy... 214 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,633 can you draw Dr. Embryo's murderer? 215 00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:20,535 Super! 216 00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:26,476 Yikes! 217 00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:31,749 While the use of negative space in Patsy's piece is provocative 218 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:35,220 of particular annoyance is the thematic repetition. 219 00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:36,788 Hey, Ace. 220 00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:40,525 Leave Van Gogh-rilla alone for a second and take a look at this. 221 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,161 This is interesting. 222 00:13:42,194 --> 00:13:45,898 It seems not all of Dr. Embryo's experiments with Patsy 223 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,668 were entirely successful. 224 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,772 He diagnosed her as suffering from a rare speech impediment. 225 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:55,009 Really? 226 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045 Well, she doesn't lisp. 227 00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,446 She doesn't stutter. 228 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:02,384 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 229 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:04,453 Back off, man. 230 00:14:04,486 --> 00:14:08,091 Patsy signs everything backwards. 231 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,495 What? 232 00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:14,432 Murder. Redrum. 233 00:14:14,465 --> 00:14:16,768 Murder is Redrum, 234 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:20,572 and Redrum is murder, backwards that is. 235 00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,142 That's what Patsy's been trying to tell us. 236 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,545 Professor Redrum is behind this. 237 00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:28,047 But what about the janitor? 238 00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:30,284 He saw Patsy attack Embryo. 239 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:33,954 He saw a gorilla attack Embryo. 240 00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:38,893 -You mean? -Yes, a second gorilla theory. 241 00:14:38,927 --> 00:14:42,164 All righty, then. 242 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,568 (MAN ON TV) Answer this phone call, and you'll win our 20-million-dollar grand prize. 243 00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:46,970 Return, if you will, 244 00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,806 to the night you saw a gorilla attack Dr. Embryo. 245 00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:51,641 (WHISTLES) 246 00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:55,546 Now, can you identify that gorilla? 247 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:59,785 (STUTTERING) No. I know it's not the yak. 248 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:02,521 Need I remind you there's a gorilla's life at stake. 249 00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:04,423 (MAN ON TV) Pick up that phone. That phone is yours and ringing. 250 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:08,061 You pick it up right now, and you're 20 million dollars richer. 251 00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,662 Okay. Okay. 252 00:15:09,696 --> 00:15:12,166 I can't tell the difference. 253 00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:14,068 (CRYING) 254 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,503 I've made my point. 255 00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:18,673 I suggest you go to the police and amend your testimony immediately. 256 00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:21,510 -Big, big wallet. -Hello. He just stepped out. 257 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,046 Officer. 258 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:28,217 (SCREAMS) 259 00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:30,854 (GROWLING) 260 00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:34,758 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 261 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:46,973 Working a little late, aren't we, Professor Redrum? 262 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:50,844 What an unexpected surprise, Mr. Ventura. 263 00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:53,781 I was just working on my latest experiment. 264 00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:56,417 Well, I got news for you, buddy. 265 00:15:56,450 --> 00:16:00,088 From now on you'll be performing your experiments in prison 266 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:03,859 after you are convicted of Professor Embryo's murder. 267 00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:09,866 Why would I want to murder my closest friend and colleague? 268 00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:12,736 The university was gonna cut your funding and give it to Dr. Embryo 269 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,439 whose experiments were obviously more interesting 270 00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:17,075 than your stupid rodent tricks. 271 00:16:17,108 --> 00:16:22,514 So you 86 Professor Embryo yourself and set up Patsy as the patsy. 272 00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:26,686 But the janitor saw Patsy attack Professor Embryo. 273 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:27,653 No. 274 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,224 He saw the gorilla you used as a ringer, 275 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:33,227 knowing the janitor wouldn't be able to tell the difference. 276 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,630 A second gorilla theory? 277 00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:37,599 Poppycock! 278 00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:40,368 Is that all, Mr. Ventura? 279 00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:41,503 No. 280 00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:43,105 What have you done with Professor Embryo? 281 00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,708 What makes you think he's still alive? 282 00:16:48,411 --> 00:16:51,481 Because this is pineapple anchovy pizza. 283 00:16:51,514 --> 00:16:54,051 Because nobody, not even Aguado, 284 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:57,121 eats pineapple anchovy pizza but Dr. Embryo. 285 00:16:57,154 --> 00:17:02,427 And because this pineapple anchovy pizza is still warm. 286 00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:03,862 All right. You got me. 287 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:08,701 Professor Embryo is still alive, but not for long. 288 00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:11,906 The university ignored my brilliant discoveries 289 00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:15,476 in favor of Embryo's performing ape. 290 00:17:15,509 --> 00:17:18,013 I succeeded in isolating the lemming hormone, 291 00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:21,850 and fed it to that pathetic animal trainer. 292 00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:25,354 By adding a lemming hormone topping to his favorite pizza? 293 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:31,862 Yes. And soon there will be no trace of Professor Embryo. 294 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,233 You don't mean? 295 00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:36,701 Yes. 296 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:46,645 Yes. Professor Embryo runs with the lemmings. 297 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:49,149 Not for long. Spike, let's roll. 298 00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:53,921 You were right about the second gorilla theory. 299 00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:56,524 Meet Lars, behaviorally conditioned 300 00:17:56,557 --> 00:18:00,062 to respond to the sound of this bell. 301 00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:01,396 (LAUGHS) 302 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,798 Attack. 303 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,105 (LARS GROWLING) 304 00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:12,076 Hi-ya! 305 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,282 (SCREAMING) 306 00:18:17,315 --> 00:18:19,084 Uh-oh. 307 00:18:19,117 --> 00:18:24,590 Spank you. That really softened the blow. 308 00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:26,926 -(LARS GROWLING) -(SPIKE SCREECHING) 309 00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:29,830 Yikes! 310 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:35,503 My skeleton. He tore my skeleton out. 311 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:38,239 I'll never walk again. 312 00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:39,507 (LARS GROWLING) 313 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:44,713 If I do not have my skeleton, why do my bones hurt so much? 314 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:48,084 (LARS GROWLING) 315 00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:50,720 -(SPIKE SCREAMING) -Stop her good, Spike. 316 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:01,266 -(LARS GROWLING) -Yell! 317 00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,436 This is getting tiresome. 318 00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:09,208 (METAL TAPPING SOUND) 319 00:19:14,481 --> 00:19:16,116 Back at you, lemmingstein. 320 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,286 -(GROWLING) -(BELL RINGING) 321 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,455 -(LARS GROWLING) -(METAL TAPPING SOUND) 322 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,492 -(BELL RINGING) -(LARS GROWLING) 323 00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:24,927 (METAL TAPPING SOUND) 324 00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:27,630 -(BELL RINGING) -(LARS GROWLING) 325 00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:29,131 (LARS GROWLING) 326 00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:32,235 -(BELL RINGING) -(METAL TAPPING SOUND) 327 00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,337 -(BELL RINGING) -(METAL TAPPING SOUND) 328 00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:37,942 (LARS GROWLING) 329 00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:40,478 (LARS GROWLING) 330 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,983 (ACE GROANS) 331 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:52,525 I know those legs anywhere. Patsy, tag, you're it. 332 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,963 (PATSY GROWLING) 333 00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:05,708 How did she learn to do that? 334 00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:07,877 Professor Embryo often rewarded Patsy 335 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,313 by letting her watch Three Stooges movies. 336 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:19,858 And now to save Professor Embryo. 337 00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:23,261 Oh, one more thing. 338 00:20:23,696 --> 00:20:25,297 (BELL RINGING) 339 00:20:25,331 --> 00:20:27,433 (LARS GROWLING) 340 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,804 Take care now. Bye-bye then. 341 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:45,053 Lemmings on the rocks? I don't think so. 342 00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:50,093 Wait! 343 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,898 That first steps are doozy. 344 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:03,542 I, I don't know what came over me. 345 00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:04,776 (PATSY CHATTERING) 346 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,179 Patsy. 347 00:21:14,955 --> 00:21:21,196 And I would especially like to thank Mr. Ace Ventura for proving Patsy's innocence. 348 00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:23,732 (APPLAUSE) 349 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:29,338 Now, I would like to introduce my newest student, Lars the gorilla. 350 00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:40,851 Lars and Patsy, the love monkeys. 351 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,889 I think I'll offer my congratulations. 352 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:45,524 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 353 00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:53,032 (LARS GROWLING) 354 00:21:58,038 --> 00:22:01,076 Did, did I say something wrong? 355 00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:05,347 Only that "Patsy's breath smelled like billy goat doo-doo". 356 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,083 My mistake. 357 00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,289 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 357 00:22:13,305 --> 00:23:13,851 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-