"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" The Gator Gal

1 00:00:02,185 --> 00:00:04,120 (CAR BRAKES SCREECH) 2 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:07,356 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 3 00:00:07,389 --> 00:00:10,492 ♪ Ace Ventura ♪ 4 00:00:10,526 --> 00:00:13,227 All righty, then. 5 00:00:13,261 --> 00:00:16,030 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 6 00:00:16,063 --> 00:00:17,832 (CHUCKLES) 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,235 ♪ Ace Ventura ♪ 8 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:27,908 ♪ Doesn't even have a gun ♪ 9 00:00:27,941 --> 00:00:30,242 Yes, yes! 10 00:00:33,012 --> 00:00:34,747 Whoa! 11 00:00:38,550 --> 00:00:41,686 (SQUEAKING) 12 00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:44,923 Aah! 13 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:48,492 Aah! 14 00:00:48,525 --> 00:00:50,427 ♪ Ace Ventura ♪ 15 00:00:50,461 --> 00:00:52,896 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 16 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:55,798 ♪ Pet detective on the run ♪ 17 00:00:55,832 --> 00:00:58,100 (CHUCKLES) 18 00:01:01,304 --> 00:01:06,641 (SCREAMING) 19 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,810 Ace Ventura, pet detective. 20 00:01:08,844 --> 00:01:13,147 Pet detective? I thought I called the pest detective. 21 00:01:13,180 --> 00:01:15,216 Yellow Pages misspelled the ad 22 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:18,786 but since I'm hard up for cash, what seems to be the problem? 23 00:01:18,819 --> 00:01:23,356 There's some kind of beast stuck in my toilet bowl. 24 00:01:23,389 --> 00:01:25,558 Spike, my utensils. 25 00:01:26,793 --> 00:01:28,494 Hi-ya! 26 00:01:28,527 --> 00:01:32,130 Hey, what the... Have you no shame? 27 00:01:32,164 --> 00:01:35,300 (ACE AND MAN SCREAMING) 28 00:01:37,902 --> 00:01:41,505 ACE: The beast has been dethroned. 29 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:45,542 Do not go in there. It ain't a pretty sight. 30 00:01:45,575 --> 00:01:48,411 I'll have to charge extra because he was human. 31 00:01:48,445 --> 00:01:50,480 That's my husband. 32 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:54,016 The beast is in the upstairs bathroom. 33 00:01:56,552 --> 00:01:58,153 Not so fast. 34 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,260 This could get nasty. I'm going in. 35 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:14,134 I think I found the problem. 36 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,169 It's a baby alligator. 37 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,804 Mississippiensis variety. 38 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,572 (SCREAMS) 39 00:02:19,605 --> 00:02:24,076 Poor baby. Did that bad lady scare you? 40 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:26,945 Here's my bill. 41 00:02:26,978 --> 00:02:31,816 No. Here's my bill for all the damages. 42 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:35,352 And I'll be suing you for psychological trauma. 43 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:39,323 You didn't wanna live here anyway. 44 00:02:39,356 --> 00:02:40,791 Did you? 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 46 00:02:59,274 --> 00:03:01,876 (GRUNTING) 47 00:03:06,781 --> 00:03:09,349 How you doing, Ace? 48 00:03:09,382 --> 00:03:12,185 Gee, Doc. How'd you know it was me? 49 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:17,589 Well, you're the only one I know who won't use a front door. 50 00:03:17,623 --> 00:03:22,795 Force of habit for a man of intrigue and danger such as myself. 51 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:24,530 Who's your friend? 52 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:26,598 Doc, please. 53 00:03:26,631 --> 00:03:30,501 You're the only one who can save this poor baby orphangator. Please. 54 00:03:30,535 --> 00:03:32,470 Okay. 55 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:35,839 (ACE CRYING) 56 00:03:35,872 --> 00:03:37,607 Gee, Doc, you okay? 57 00:03:37,641 --> 00:03:42,979 You usually say, "Now, Ace, you know, I already got too many mouths to feed." 58 00:03:43,012 --> 00:03:47,116 Not anymore. Big Daddy's disappeared. 59 00:03:55,924 --> 00:03:59,226 He's been here and if my instincts are correct, 60 00:03:59,259 --> 00:04:01,729 Big Daddy was craving a moment of privacy 61 00:04:01,762 --> 00:04:07,367 and is hiding inside... this outhouse. 62 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:13,039 (GROANS) 63 00:04:13,072 --> 00:04:18,477 Yes. The mystery of Big Daddy solved in record time. 64 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:19,911 -DOC: This ain't Big Daddy. -Huh? 65 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:25,049 This here's long daddy. Big Daddy's my prize gator. 66 00:04:26,484 --> 00:04:28,119 All righty, then. 67 00:04:30,588 --> 00:04:33,556 DOC: I raised Big Daddy from a pup myself. 68 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:39,295 It grew into the biggest, strongest, toughest gator in these here Everglades. 69 00:04:39,329 --> 00:04:42,931 There is only one person could have taken him... 70 00:04:43,732 --> 00:04:45,167 Gator Jane. 71 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:49,470 Ooh! I love when they get all goopy. 72 00:04:51,606 --> 00:04:53,608 Oops. Was I not listening? 73 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:57,677 I said Gator Jane probably took Big Daddy. 74 00:04:57,711 --> 00:05:02,916 Gator Jane, legendary poacher of the Everglades, queen of the swamp. 75 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:06,552 A bedtime story told to frighten all women and children. 76 00:05:06,585 --> 00:05:09,422 Doc, we are men of science. 77 00:05:10,056 --> 00:05:11,857 Don't move. 78 00:05:11,891 --> 00:05:14,426 You almost stepped in this footprint. 79 00:05:14,459 --> 00:05:15,994 (SNIFFS) 80 00:05:16,027 --> 00:05:18,563 I would say it belongs to a man about 29 years old, 6 foot 4, 81 00:05:18,596 --> 00:05:22,666 weighing 125 pounds, with a large Adam's apple and rotten teeth. 82 00:05:22,699 --> 00:05:24,668 Well, that's amazing, Ace. 83 00:05:24,701 --> 00:05:26,970 How can you tell all that from a footprint? 84 00:05:27,004 --> 00:05:27,938 I can't. 85 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:29,840 He dropped his hunting license next to it. 86 00:05:29,873 --> 00:05:33,876 Why? That's Flim Snopes. I thought I saw him. 87 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:36,712 Crazy Snopes was poking around here the other night. 88 00:05:36,746 --> 00:05:39,347 Spike, we'd leave at once. 89 00:05:51,692 --> 00:05:53,227 It's quiet, Spike. 90 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,029 A little too quiet. 91 00:05:57,731 --> 00:06:00,133 No. Help me. 92 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:01,968 Save me. 93 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:09,475 (SCREAMING) 94 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:14,078 Dressing like an otter. 95 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:18,182 A delicacy of the carnivorous gator was not a good idea. 96 00:06:22,819 --> 00:06:24,354 Let's run. 97 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:35,097 They must be ignorant hillbillies, Spike. 98 00:06:35,131 --> 00:06:37,165 They put an apostrophe in trespassing. 99 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:39,300 We shall fool them easily with our city ways. 100 00:06:39,334 --> 00:06:42,370 Hee-haw! 101 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,909 (ALL LAUGHING) 102 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,879 Looks like we kissed ourselves a gator. 103 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,614 Let's gut them scales. 104 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,949 (CHUCKLES) 105 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:02,988 (CHATTERING) 106 00:07:03,021 --> 00:07:06,091 Hold that gator's tail side so I can gut him. 107 00:07:06,124 --> 00:07:10,528 I hate to disillusion you, kind gentlemen but I am not a gator. 108 00:07:12,196 --> 00:07:14,064 I am a man in a gator suit. 109 00:07:14,098 --> 00:07:16,333 How's I know this ain't some kind of trick? 110 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:19,469 How many gators do you know that can talk? 111 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:22,805 (ALL CHEERING) 112 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:25,975 Looks like we got ourselves a talking gator. 113 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:28,177 Wait till grandpa sees this. 114 00:07:30,312 --> 00:07:33,282 (ALL LAUGHING) 115 00:07:33,315 --> 00:07:36,717 -What you got there? -It's a talking gator. 116 00:07:36,751 --> 00:07:39,520 You damn fools, gators can't talk. 117 00:07:39,554 --> 00:07:41,289 (ALL GIGGLING) 118 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:43,090 I bet you with whatever you got. 119 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:45,525 You boys will never learn. 120 00:07:48,895 --> 00:07:50,497 Okay, talk. 121 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:54,633 Come on. You talk down here. 122 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:57,236 (WHISTLING) 123 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,038 (SCREAMS) 124 00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:02,040 Told you that was no talking gator. 125 00:08:02,073 --> 00:08:06,010 That there is a gator what swallowed a man whole. 126 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,880 Sweet sassafras. 127 00:08:10,914 --> 00:08:12,950 Whoop that gator. 128 00:08:12,983 --> 00:08:15,519 (ALL CHUCKLING) 129 00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:19,055 Boys, we gone catched ourselves a man-eating gator. 130 00:08:19,088 --> 00:08:22,024 Toto, we're not in Miami anymore. 131 00:08:22,058 --> 00:08:26,394 I can't thank you enough for saving my life. 132 00:08:27,462 --> 00:08:30,265 Why'd you make a fool of us in front of grandpa? 133 00:08:30,298 --> 00:08:32,968 Pretending you was a talking gator. 134 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:35,603 That's $500 we lost this month. 135 00:08:35,636 --> 00:08:39,607 Just for that we're gonna have to play a trick on you. 136 00:08:49,115 --> 00:08:51,083 You see that bowl of critter food. 137 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,985 Well, I want you to eat it. 138 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:54,753 (ALL LAUGHING) 139 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:58,390 This wouldn't be that trick you boys were talking about, would it? 140 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:01,158 No, no. 141 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:03,961 (SNIFFS) Yummy. 142 00:09:06,397 --> 00:09:07,297 Phew. 143 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,866 Must be a lot of critter food in here 144 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,168 'cause this bowl's heavy. 145 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:16,105 Oh, oh, hernia. Ah. 146 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:19,675 You city boys spend too much time pushing pencils. 147 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:21,010 You're too soft. 148 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:23,678 Bet three strong hillbillies could make a... 149 00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:29,717 (THUDS AND EXPLODES) 150 00:09:30,852 --> 00:09:32,819 Let's cut to the chase, shall we? 151 00:09:32,853 --> 00:09:35,589 How do you explain this? 152 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:40,760 Hey, he looks just like you, Flim. 153 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,895 And he's got your name. 154 00:09:42,928 --> 00:09:45,698 -Same birthday, too. -Why... 155 00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,767 You're twins. 156 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:52,070 Brother, it's been so long. 157 00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:53,905 So what'd you do with Big Daddy? 158 00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:56,608 Big Daddy? I ain't seen Big Daddy. 159 00:09:56,641 --> 00:09:58,309 -You didn't take him? -No. 160 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:01,478 You wouldn't lie to your twin brother now, 161 00:10:01,512 --> 00:10:02,646 -would you? -No. 162 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,049 Then what were you doing at Doc's place the other night. 163 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,850 Can you tell me that? Huh? Can you? 164 00:10:07,884 --> 00:10:11,354 Heh. Looking for Flim's hunting license. 165 00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:13,655 He dropped it out there about a week ago. 166 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,157 You ain't seen it, have you? 167 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,495 (MUMBLING) 168 00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:22,263 Bye, twin brother. 169 00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:25,232 Hehe. You'll come back, now you? 170 00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:30,670 Ugh. 171 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:34,174 It's no use. We're never gonna get out of here alive. 172 00:10:34,974 --> 00:10:36,276 Did you hear that? 173 00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:38,378 It sounds like an ice cream truck. 174 00:10:38,411 --> 00:10:41,113 All right. Who let the cow out of the barn? 175 00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:45,617 Don't let them judge me. Sweet mother. 176 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,586 (SPLITS) 177 00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:49,821 (SPIKE CHATTERING) 178 00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:54,025 Well, gee, if we could find a clue or something, 179 00:10:54,058 --> 00:10:58,662 maybe I wouldn't have to get so weird. 180 00:11:01,198 --> 00:11:03,100 Who's slacking off? 181 00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:10,806 (GARGLE THEN SPLITS) 182 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,242 I don't see you taste testing for gator skin parasites. 183 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:19,381 The only thing we can do is wait for a clue to jump up and bite us on the nose. 184 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,216 (SCREAMS) 185 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,718 No. Don't bite my nose. 186 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,589 Phew. Filthy water bats. 187 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:34,093 Spike, something scared those swimming swamp scum 188 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,295 and that means Big Daddy must be close. 189 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,667 Admit it, my powers of deduction 190 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,569 leave even the most doubtful of monkeys I've spoken to. 191 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:47,638 (SCREAMING) 192 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,544 Uh... 193 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,948 Spike, if anything should ever happen to me, 194 00:11:58,982 --> 00:12:00,850 the business is yours. 195 00:12:00,884 --> 00:12:06,555 Yours, yours, yours, yours. 196 00:12:06,955 --> 00:12:09,458 (GIGGLING) 197 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:12,326 (LAUGHING) 198 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,562 I've lost my hair gel. 199 00:12:15,897 --> 00:12:18,332 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 200 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:27,940 Your head ought to make a fine trophy. 201 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:31,010 Head and body would make a better trophy together, I mean. 202 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,846 One big crazy head and body trophy. 203 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,314 Ahhh! 204 00:12:35,346 --> 00:12:38,516 Gator Jane's the name and hunting gators my claim to fame. 205 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,686 -Nice threads. -Made them myself. 206 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,421 This here's pure gator skin. 207 00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:47,691 Each of these teeth is from a different gator 208 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,295 and these knives are made from their bones. 209 00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:54,197 You are a lovely walking house of death and twice as big. 210 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,100 Gee, since you're already fully accessorized, 211 00:12:57,133 --> 00:13:01,136 I guess you won't be needing to chop up Big Daddy then, right? 212 00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:02,904 Sure, I would. 213 00:13:02,938 --> 00:13:06,842 Gator that size fits a good price. 214 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:10,077 Say what's it to you anyway, 215 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:11,946 you ain't one of them Snopes is you. 216 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:14,215 I hate them Snopes. 217 00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:18,351 Well, I have been mistaken for Flim's twin brother on occasions. 218 00:13:19,018 --> 00:13:20,119 If you're a Snopes, 219 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:22,422 I got a right mind to gut you right here 220 00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:24,757 and feed you to the gators. 221 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:29,328 Would you believe I'm a Harvard entomologist 222 00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:31,763 searching for this batwing dung beetle? 223 00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:32,831 (CHUCKLES) 224 00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:34,832 (SCREAMS) 225 00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:41,839 If there's one thing I hate more than a Snopes, it's a Harvard boy. 226 00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:52,114 ACE: Hurry up, Spike. 227 00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:55,918 There's about 45 leeches having a dinner party in my pants. 228 00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:58,320 Uh... 229 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:01,389 Fancy bacon grease monkey. 230 00:14:01,422 --> 00:14:04,526 Now let's see that in instant replay. 231 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:12,165 Go on, big fella. The swamp is your oyster. 232 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,701 What the... Come on, big guy. 233 00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:17,036 (WHISTLING) 234 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:18,437 Go fetch. 235 00:14:20,172 --> 00:14:21,507 Hmm. 236 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,209 (GRUNTS) 237 00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,944 Do I have to write you a letter? 238 00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:27,779 He's sleeping. 239 00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:30,148 Can you believe he's sleeping through this? 240 00:14:30,181 --> 00:14:35,452 Hello, Big Daddy, oh, wake up. 241 00:14:35,486 --> 00:14:37,555 You'll be late for school. 242 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:40,456 (GROWLING) 243 00:14:42,859 --> 00:14:45,461 I guess it's always like this when he wakes up. 244 00:14:45,495 --> 00:14:46,329 Mint? 245 00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:51,533 (BOTH SCREAMING) 246 00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:03,177 No. 247 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,446 (SCREAMING) 248 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,248 (CHATTERING) 249 00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:10,083 Not to worry, Spike. 250 00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:13,753 Calm will overtake the beast as he senses my special bond with the animal kingdom. 251 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,321 -(SCREAMS) -(GROWLS) 252 00:15:18,023 --> 00:15:19,858 Me friend. 253 00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,794 (GRUNTS) 254 00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:24,729 Me no harm. 255 00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:30,435 Want to rescue you. 256 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:38,308 My usual bond with the members of the animal kingdom does not seem to be working. 257 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:41,277 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 258 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,946 (GRUNTING) 259 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,682 GATOR JANE: Our nation is going on out there. 260 00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,918 What you doing with my gator? 261 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,792 You want Big Daddy? 262 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:03,896 Well, little missy, first, you'll have to deal with Ace Ventura. 263 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,732 (SCREAMS) 264 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,902 Homewrecker. 265 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:19,945 (SCREAMS) 266 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,346 (GRUNTS) 267 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:26,050 (HOWLING) 268 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,386 I got you. 269 00:16:29,419 --> 00:16:32,122 You fight well, though, bearer of unshaven armpits. 270 00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:35,458 But in your haste, you have failed to note that my trusty assistant Spike 271 00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:38,460 has a deadly blow gun aimed at your spine. 272 00:16:38,494 --> 00:16:41,697 You mean this ugly tree squirrel? 273 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,233 (CHATTERING) 274 00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:46,868 Now where'd that gator go? 275 00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:48,936 There he is. 276 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:51,472 Wait, my shoes aren't... 277 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,410 Yay. 278 00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:58,679 Thank goodness she missed the gator. 279 00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:00,714 (GROWLING) 280 00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:03,683 (SCREAMING) 281 00:17:06,752 --> 00:17:08,854 Spike. 282 00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:16,161 Spank you, uh... 283 00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:18,430 (SCREAMING) 284 00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:22,766 Well, they don't just grow on trees, you know. 285 00:17:25,602 --> 00:17:29,205 What? A swamp ranger. We're saved. 286 00:17:29,238 --> 00:17:31,407 Saved. 287 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,875 Can I be of any assistance? 288 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:36,912 We're being stalked by a gator-bashing swamp amazon. 289 00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:38,914 -Gator Jane. -Yes. 290 00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:41,416 Can you help us, bold heroic ranger friend? 291 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,552 Your worries are over. 292 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:46,487 Catching Gator Jane is my mission in life. 293 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,090 I hunt her as she hunts the gator. 294 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:51,392 I have pursued her for 20 years 295 00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:53,126 but she always eludes my grasp. 296 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,894 Why? I cannot say. 297 00:17:55,595 --> 00:17:58,264 It's 'cause you never shut up. 298 00:17:58,298 --> 00:17:59,599 Quick, Robin. 299 00:17:59,632 --> 00:18:01,967 To the back of the boat thingy. 300 00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:07,940 Ugh. 301 00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:09,674 ACE: Loser! 302 00:18:12,977 --> 00:18:16,814 Engineering. What is our current status? 303 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:20,217 Cruising speed set to one three, captain. 304 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,086 Yes? Yikes! 305 00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:28,491 Give me back my gator, you tree-hugging, critter-loving, 306 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,793 veggie-eating Harvard boy. 307 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,129 I have never hugged a tree. 308 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:39,868 (HUMMING) 309 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,202 (SCREAMS) 310 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:45,672 Oh, yeah. 311 00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:50,544 Tree hugging. 312 00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:52,979 (SCREAMING) 313 00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:58,217 Sure. 314 00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:02,821 Let the gluteus maximus absorb the impact like I don't have brains. 315 00:19:02,854 --> 00:19:05,223 I'll tell you what I got for brains. 316 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:07,925 Anybody got any aspirin? 317 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,629 Now I'm mad. 318 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,233 Uh-oh. Incoming. 319 00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:23,373 No. 320 00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:26,542 Yes, yes. Can you feel it? 321 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:29,978 Boy, am I good? Ugh... 322 00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:33,815 Now, I'm really mad. 323 00:19:33,848 --> 00:19:37,018 You know this could really stretch the face. 324 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:42,055 So could pulling your skull out of your head right through your eyes. 325 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:44,491 Yummy, hmm. 326 00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:48,261 Isn't that Elvis? Hey, Elvis. 327 00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:50,296 I ain't falling for that. 328 00:19:50,329 --> 00:19:56,702 Everyone knows Elvis is living on an island with JFK and James Dean. 329 00:19:56,735 --> 00:19:59,404 Hey, isn't that Garth Brooks? 330 00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:03,508 Where? Where? 331 00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:08,145 Lion varmint, I'm saving you for dessert. 332 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:15,952 Hey, look, free gator chow. 333 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:20,890 I don't need no stinking gator chow. 334 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:23,725 -(GULPS) -(CHUCKLES) 335 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:28,897 (GRUNTS) 336 00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,232 (EXPLODES) 337 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:33,167 (ALL LAUGHING) 338 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,802 We catched ourselves a gator. 339 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:39,239 You crazy Snopes, I ain't no gator! 340 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,807 Don't let her fool you. 341 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,876 That's a real talking gator. 342 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,279 Wow. If it ain't cousin Flim. 343 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:50,415 I'm proud of you, twin brother. You done good, real good. 344 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:53,552 Here's the address of an animal oddity zoo in Madagascar 345 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,454 that will pay a fortune for her. 346 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:59,190 Madahooser? I ain't going nowhere nohow. 347 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,192 We're gonna be rich. 348 00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:03,094 Move to Beverly Hills. 349 00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:06,529 -Wait till Grandpa sees this. -(ALL CHEERING) 350 00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:11,601 Gator Jane, poacher, legend and loser. 351 00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:16,438 Loo-hoo-ser. 352 00:21:16,472 --> 00:21:21,276 Now how to get two tons of the biggest, strongest, toughest gator 353 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:23,745 in your Everglades back home. 354 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:33,220 -(GROWLING) -(SCREAMING) 355 00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:36,089 Big Daddy. 356 00:21:37,424 --> 00:21:40,159 No, no, no. 357 00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:41,727 Doc, don't let him eat me. 358 00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:44,730 Well, he ain't gonna eat you, Ace. 359 00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:47,966 Big Daddy is growling because he likes you. 360 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,435 Whoo-hoo. 361 00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:53,672 (LAUGHS) Really? 362 00:21:53,705 --> 00:21:56,006 DOC: I'm mighty glad you're back, Ace, 363 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,742 because, you know, that baby gator you brought me, 364 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,111 well, he's stuck in the outhouse. 365 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,380 Gravy! 366 00:22:04,414 --> 00:22:06,716 (GATOR GROWLS) 367 00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:12,187 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 367 00:22:13,305 --> 00:23:13,851 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-