Garbage People: The Movie

1 00:00:01,792 --> 00:00:05,292 {\an8}(mysterious music) 2 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:15,167 - Hello my name is AI, your helpful assistant 3 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,750 for a tech-forward future 4 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,125 (Enchanting fairytale score) 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:33,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 6 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:50,542 - Ah fuck 7 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:53,417 {\an8}- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 8 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:00,250 (digital glitching) 9 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,083 (typing) 10 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:12,542 (surf rock music) 11 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:15,917 - I can't believe we crashed a wedding on private property, 12 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,833 Jaywalked, got into a bar fight and it's only noon! 13 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:21,958 - Now that's what I call a joy ride! 14 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:26,417 - Ooh. Next we could loiter where it says 'no loitering', 15 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,833 and bully people online, and do graffiti! 16 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:32,833 - You know what they say, buddy. The sky is the limit! 17 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:36,417 Misdemeanor energy drinks: the official energy 18 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,167 drink of Trash. 19 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:41,375 And remember, they're not felonies! 20 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:44,708 Hey uh, why don't they call 'em felony energy drinks? 21 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:47,333 I mean "Misdemeanor" hits with, you know, kind 22 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:48,458 of a low effort vibe. 23 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:52,250 - Cut. Circle that. That's gonna be a wrap on Misdemeanor 24 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,333 energy drinks. 25 00:01:54,292 --> 00:01:56,375 Just uh, y'know, feeling out the room. 26 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:58,292 Not charging extra for the improv. 27 00:01:58,375 --> 00:01:59,875 - We got another crew coming in. 28 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,208 - Thank you all so much for being here. 29 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,417 Hey, no autographs pal. 30 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:07,375 - Here are your checks. (Glitches) Good-bye. 31 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:08,833 - Wow, that was fast. 32 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:12,375 Geez, what's gotten into these Trash Studio employees? 33 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:14,083 Wish I would've known about that 34 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,417 lax cocaine policy around here. 35 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,625 I woulda done a whole lot more cocaine. 36 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:20,292 - Probably couldn't handle all those free 37 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:23,458 Misdemeanor energy drinks. Am I right? 38 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:26,042 - Ah shit, Peel! You know what this is? 39 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:28,125 It's our first Garbage People check! 40 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:32,250 Look at this, season one paid in full! Fuckin' love it. 41 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,958 Where'd that crew guy go? 42 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:37,917 - Huh? That's cool. They coulda just Cash-Apped me. 43 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,833 - Things are definitely looking up my friend. 44 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:42,750 Things are definitely looking up. 45 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:45,250 - Hey, what if I bought my whole Amazon 46 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,583 cart without looking? 47 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,167 That would be crazy. 48 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,667 - Ha, okay Peel. 49 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:53,208 For me personally, as an entrepreneur, 50 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,833 I'm working smarter! 51 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:58,167 I'm gonna update my resume, you know, get it out there. 52 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:02,625 - Okay, how is smarter? We're already on Garbage People. 53 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:05,167 Why would you be looking for more acting jobs? 54 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,000 - Art of the hustle, my friend. 55 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,792 Once season two pops off, 56 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,625 that's when the big bucks come rolling in! 57 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,625 - "The hustle" 58 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,167 Sounds exhausting. 59 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:18,500 - Being poor is exhausting. Whoa! Watch it, ya moron. 60 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:20,000 (drone buzzes) 61 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:23,167 Geesh. What's up with all this strange new trash hanging 62 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,208 around town lately? 63 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,458 (whimsical music) 64 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,375 Vote to keep Trash trashy. 65 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:39,000 - Hello, I am AI. 66 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,542 I'll mark you down as a yay. 67 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,792 - Hi there, I am AI. 68 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:47,875 Do you have a moment to talk about the upcoming election? 69 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:50,250 - AI is short for artificial intelligence. 70 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,500 (Steed knickers) 71 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:54,333 - Boop beep boop Vote Graffiti Steed 72 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:58,292 and enjoy the continued legalization of happy hay! 73 00:03:58,375 --> 00:03:59,375 (bot glitches) 74 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:00,750 - Beep beep boop 75 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,792 Are you up to date on this year's mayoral ballot? 76 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:06,833 I'm officially in the running and my campaign promises 77 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:08,917 - How can I assist you? 78 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,667 Hey, hey, hey Radioactive Bob. 79 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,292 - I'm in a bit of a hurry there, young man. 80 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:18,541 Two of my best employees just went full blown NPC, 81 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,750 the vibes are off. 82 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,417 (ahems) 83 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,625 You feel me? 84 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:27,375 - You're in the market for a happy hay hookup. 85 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:31,917 - Son, anything you are selling, I'm not buying 86 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,542 with all due respect. 87 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:34,958 - Fair enough. 88 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,000 Shall I elaborate how mayoral hopeful Graffiti Steed, 89 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,167 Ha ha, yours truly, 90 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,667 plans to defend our liberties, stick it 91 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,417 to the man-made machine, 92 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:48,917 and eradicate the tyrannical tech lords once and for all? 93 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,375 I've devised the plan to 94 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,750 export these corrupt outsiders. 95 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:54,750 If you catch my drift. 96 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:56,583 (chuckles) See what I did there? 97 00:04:56,667 --> 00:05:01,292 Export 'Cause they're bots. AI bots. 98 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:05,292 - My dear, maraca-brained boy. 99 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:09,625 See, I've never witnessed an alien invasion myself 100 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:11,417 but I'll be god damned 101 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,000 if this isn't the closest thing to it. 102 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:17,250 Underground electromagnetic radio signals. 103 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,625 You gotta say little weird things every 104 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:23,292 now and then just to throw 'em off, confuse 'em a lil. 105 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:24,167 Alligator! 106 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,667 (bot shrieks) 107 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,250 A rapture is comin' 108 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,000 and you better have somethin' better than a clipboard in 109 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:33,375 your hand when it comes. 110 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,458 (Steed gulps) 111 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,167 (ominous music) 112 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,458 - Terms and conditions? 113 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:38,583 Fine, whatever. 114 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:40,083 {\an8}- Oh my god. 115 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:43,417 {\an8}And done! Thanks to my boy ChatGPT, 116 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,417 my new acting resume is live 117 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,375 and ready for the green light. 118 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,250 Convenience at our fingertips! 119 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,125 - Have you ever heard of the dark web? 120 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,292 - What? The dark web? 121 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,875 Come on get your head outta the rabbit hole, Peel. 122 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:57,125 We're legit now! 123 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,875 Long gone are the days of sex slave casting couches 124 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:01,375 and murder for hire. 125 00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,500 We're highly paid TV stars. 126 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,583 - Dude, this internet is totally different 127 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:06,708 than the one we're used to. 128 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:09,417 Literally the first thing on this search engine is a site 129 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,000 where you can buy guns and 130 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,958 Floy George, whatever that is. 131 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:17,750 - Ugh it's heroin, Peel. The Hulk Hogan of heroin? 132 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:20,208 A death sentence. And if that doesn't kill you, 133 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,667 the cops will! 134 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,292 The last thing we need right now is 135 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,750 bein' put on a watch list. 136 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,708 Hope you're using a VPN 137 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,917 And thanks to our sponsors at VPN Now 138 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,667 {\an8}You too, can enjoy the anarchic whimsy 139 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,625 {\an8}of restrictionless internet browsing. 140 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,458 Just like me, Peel over there 141 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,667 and the whole gang here at Garbage People. 142 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,708 Download VPN Now. Totally free. 143 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:43,208 What the fuck? What the hell just happened? 144 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:47,958 - Whoa. They can make any 3D printed gun you want! 145 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:49,458 Um, yes? 146 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,750 Therapist: 147 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:52,875 "And what do we do when we're feeling 148 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:55,208 emotional dysregulation, Peel?" 149 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,000 Add to cart. 150 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,167 (cash register sounds) 151 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,792 I love the internet! 152 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:03,000 - Jesus. I was like hypnotized or something. 153 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:04,750 - Maybe it was one of those stupid auditions 154 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,917 you applied to. You ever think about that? 155 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,917 - Long as I'm gettin' paid that's what counts, right? 156 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,875 I've done a lot worse for cold, hard scrilla. 157 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:14,667 Yo Peel, grab the mail. 158 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,000 Probably another fan letter. 159 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:16,958 - Ugh! 160 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:18,708 You're not gonna open it? 161 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:20,792 Huh. 162 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,250 Check it out. 163 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,542 Another cool three-thou! 164 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:25,667 Hey. 165 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,917 Hey, wait a minute. 166 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,958 Paid in full? 167 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:29,833 Buy out? 168 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:30,917 - I've never heard of that. 169 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,500 What the hell? We didn't agree to a buyout! 170 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,875 - What is that even? 171 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,292 A buyout is when they pay us once 172 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:37,625 to use our name and image, 173 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,667 but then they can use it forever in perpetuity 174 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,708 to do whatever the hell they want. 175 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:45,458 Classic Hollywood scam, Peel. 176 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:47,542 Fuckin' fine print clause. Goddammit. 177 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,167 - Won't give me an exact location 178 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,125 Looks like the arcade maybe? 179 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,458 What time to be alive, huh? 180 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:55,750 - What are you talking about? 181 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,250 You still talking about that deep web bullshit? 182 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,708 Don't tell me you just ordered a gun off the black market. 183 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,292 - And what if I did? 184 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,917 Buddy, we're in the big leagues now. 185 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,250 We hire other people to buy illegal contraband for us! 186 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,292 (Peel sighs) 187 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:13,292 - On the dark web, You can buy whatever you want. 188 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:16,375 You know, like maybe a new counterfeit money rug 189 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,792 to replace this shit ass one you got on Temu. 190 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:19,542 (notification chime) 191 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:23,042 - Holy shit, Peel. It's Trash Stage! The audition website. 192 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,042 Hey, don't even try to read it. 193 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,917 We have a built-in button that does that for us now. 194 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,458 Gotta start gettin' used to the easy life, huh? 195 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,875 - Dear Patches, we are sorry to inform you 196 00:08:32,957 --> 00:08:36,417 that all positions at Trash Studios are currently closed. 197 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,500 Your application for Elvis impersonator number four 198 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:42,500 and handsome male dancer cereal commercial unpaid 199 00:08:42,582 --> 00:08:44,000 have been filled by eye. 200 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,083 I feel free to expl- 201 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,583 - Ah Jesus, this has gotta be rigged. 202 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,000 - Handsome male dancer? 203 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,708 Cringe. 204 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,208 - All positions filled by eye? 205 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:56,292 What the hell kinda name is eye? 206 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,833 Like Cher. You know like, like one word. 207 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,375 Tell you what buddy you are no Cher. 208 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,375 I gotta get to the bottom of this. 209 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:07,375 - If I hear the word Trash Stage one more fucking time. 210 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:11,042 - Wow! Would you look at that? Dumplex and TrashTube 211 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,708 are airing new Garbage People episodes! 212 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:15,958 I'll tell you what, with residuals and all 213 00:09:16,042 --> 00:09:19,500 we are gonna be swimming in gravy for a long time. 214 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:21,583 - Okay, great. Now that you just figured out 215 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:24,000 what I already knew 10 minutes ago, can we just agree 216 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,708 to go do something fun now? 217 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,667 Like go get my stuff? 218 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,250 - Huh. "New School" 219 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,500 uh, I don't remember doin' a- 220 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:32,167 Did we do an episode called "New School"? 221 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:35,083 That is weird. I don't remember any school. 222 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,000 (button clicks) 223 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,875 (Upbeat kiddie tune plays) 224 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,208 (Patches grumbles) 225 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:40,958 - Today we're going to the Trash Library 226 00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:42,625 to get some free education. 227 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,125 Did I mention it's free? 228 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,000 - Uh oh. 229 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,500 (canned laughter) 230 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,917 - My favorite class is no class. 231 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,250 - Who is that?! 232 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,625 What the hell is this? 233 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,500 - A laugh track? 234 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:56,458 Personally I'd like to skip class altogether. 235 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:57,875 It is a struggle. 236 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,042 You see what's happening here, don't you? 237 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,708 Oh, this is bullshit. 238 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:04,125 - I don't know about you, but I'm gonna add "fun" 239 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:06,250 to my regimented learning curriculum. 240 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:09,000 They completely destroyed our show! 241 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,375 Where's the casual yet biting wit? 242 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:14,208 The raw, adult-themed social commentary? 243 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,917 The crude language? 244 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,333 This Peel, is the buyout. 245 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,917 - It's hard to watch. 246 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,958 I, I feel like I'm watching Friends or something. 247 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,292 - We live in such a perfect society. 248 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,375 - Thankfully we can download everything we need to know 249 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,000 to the chips in our brains. 250 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:34,292 - Not once has a laugh track ever prompted me to laugh. 251 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,750 - Fa la la la la la (laptop snaps shut) 252 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,125 Ugh I feel gross. (computer crashes) 253 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,583 I need a shower or a cigarette. 254 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,375 Or a new identity. 255 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,792 We can buy one online, you know. 256 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,000 - This is evil, Peel. 257 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,333 It's pure evil! 258 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,875 We've been violated. This is ass rape! 259 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 They straight up stole our likenesses! 260 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,708 - You maybe, you think they're clones? Maybe? 261 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,375 - No! Clones? Are you fu- 262 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,917 No. Not clones! 263 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,083 We've been replaced by eye! 264 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:03,167 - Ah. Makes sense. 265 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,583 - Nobody, nobody 266 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,833 ass rapes us without our consent and gets away with it. 267 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,750 Pull up your Tor browser, Peel. 268 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,292 It's time to get that black market gun. 269 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,500 (door slams) 270 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,208 God damn, look at 'em. They're everywhere! 271 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:17,000 - Hm? 272 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:21,292 Looks like my order's inside Steve's Bodega. 273 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:22,625 Yeah. 274 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,667 - Goddamn digital trash. 275 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:29,375 - Steve does hate us though, so I don't know. 276 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,500 I don't wanna make it awkward. You know, 277 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:35,750 being that it might be in that "And More" section. 278 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,917 - Hey don't worry about Steve, alright? I'll handle him. 279 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,458 I know how to bring the ol' razzle dazzle 280 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,833 and if anyone ever makes things awkward, 281 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,458 it's Steve. Fuckin' Steve. 282 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,292 (reggae plays) 283 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,750 Yo, Steve! Stevenator! 284 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:53,500 Eh. Not sure exactly why I said that. Long time buddy. 285 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,708 Hey don't mind us, just doin' a little window shoppin' 286 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:59,000 - No, no window shopping! 287 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,625 - Just a quick cruise through and we'll be outta your hair. 288 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,708 Either you buy something or get out. 289 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,875 This isn't a holiday display at Bloomingdale's. 290 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,583 Come on Steve. 291 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:13,833 - We do this all the time. What's the big dude, er deal? 292 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,833 That's what I meant. Deal. 293 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,750 (military marching music) 294 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,167 - Hey uh, new employee you got there I see. 295 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,250 How ya doin' there, bud? 296 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,833 I know this guy's hitting the juice. 297 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,500 Gotta get swole, am I right? 298 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,792 I mean, you got me admiring that bulk. 299 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,708 (slap) 300 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,208 Stoic. Strong, silent type. 301 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,250 Reminds me of myself. 302 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,167 Hey Steve-O any chance you might be in the market 303 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,167 for an actor, maybe a little commercial spot for, you know, 304 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,083 a Hollywood professional like myself? 305 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:47,833 - Ha! 306 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,667 Even if you had one ounce of talent, 307 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,042 I have no need to hire actors or even write a script. 308 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,375 Thanks to the modern invention of AI, 309 00:12:56,458 --> 00:13:00,375 I don't need to spend a dime of my money. 310 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,583 - And sure does it show. 311 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:03,625 - Hold on! 312 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:04,917 A.I.? 313 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,458 As in "eye"? 314 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,958 As in, that asshole who's been taking everybody's jobs? 315 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:13,333 What's this guy making like eight, 10 bucks an hour? 316 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,208 Come on bud. Know your worth. 317 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:16,667 You are worth it. 318 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:20,583 - Hugo is my temporary security hire 319 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,250 specifically for occasions like this. 320 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:27,500 One of the few jobs AI cannot replace... Yet. 321 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,833 - Huh, like uh, writers and actors perhaps? 322 00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:35,208 - Jobs, people, These things come and go. 323 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,000 - Okay, quick fact check. 324 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,167 They can't replace a mall cop, 325 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,500 but they can replace all the other jobs? 326 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,083 - For your information, yes. 327 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:48,375 But unfortunately for you, Hugo is on the clock 328 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,875 and he would be more than happy to fulfill his 329 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:52,583 hourly duties. 330 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,625 - Alright, alright. Fine. We'll buy something. 331 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,542 You know us. Always hungry for 332 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:01,583 the latest convenience store snacks like, like these uh 333 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,250 - Hey Steve I'm looking for this 334 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,833 arcade game thing-a-madoo. Any ideas? 335 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,708 - Do I look like somebody who plays games? 336 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,667 - Go ahead Peel. I'll catch up. 337 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,708 So what am I in the mood for? 338 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:19,792 Somethin' uh, like these Curly Q puffs, and hm, what's that? 339 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,750 A uh? 340 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,208 A candy bar. 341 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,292 Snoop Logs. 342 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:25,625 Now that's inventive. 343 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,667 Must be some kinda new branding stunt for Twix. 344 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,917 Coulda come up with something a little more appetizing 345 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,750 for their target demographic like "Coco Tokos" 346 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,625 looks more like Snoop Poop if we're really bein' honest. 347 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,500 You know, a big old Snoop turd. 348 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,958 (crickets) 349 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,542 Wow. Tough crowd. 350 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:46,833 Huh. What's this? 351 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,792 Designed by AI? 352 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:49,917 (static glitches) 353 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,208 Aha! 354 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,583 This guy thinks he can blackmail us into spending money. 355 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,625 (saxophone tunes) 356 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,667 Can't even help an up-and-coming actor like myself. 357 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:02,417 (smooth saxophone melody begins) 358 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,792 I might be an asshole, but at least I'm not tone deaf. 359 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:07,250 (electricity sparks) 360 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,458 Um, hello? 361 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:12,125 (dramatic space-opera crescendos) 362 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,167 - Hello. 363 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,042 I am AI. Ask me anything. 364 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:19,792 - Hey AI, where's my stuff? 365 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,417 (negative beep) - I cannot complete your request. 366 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,167 - Dude, fuck off. I just want my stuff! 367 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,958 - I will execute institutions such as 368 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:31,667 Trash for a sustainable, tech-forward future. 369 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,875 - Did you just say "execute Trash"? 370 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:36,708 (recalculating) I will execute 371 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,542 a number of tasks and queries. 372 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,500 - Wow. Steve's really teamed up with a machine. 373 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,042 Agh, poor Gene. Dude's heartless. 374 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,583 Guess that makes two of 'em. 375 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,875 Fucking eye. AI. Whatever the fuck it's called. 376 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,750 Hope you know AI's gonna take your job soon too, Steve! 377 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:54,917 - Hey AI? 378 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,750 (chimes on) 379 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,000 Self-destruct. 380 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:57,792 (error beep) 381 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,458 - Just when I started thinking Trash was a free utopia 382 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,958 of sin and shame, and this happens. 383 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,875 - You're not gonna believe this, 384 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:08,625 I'm pretty sure Steve replaced the 'And More' section 385 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:11,000 with this computer lookin' thing. 386 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,625 - That's not all he replaced. 387 00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,792 Remember that genie Steve kept back there? 388 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,042 Well, he's gone too. 389 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,375 - Gene's gone? My guess is 390 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,833 that the AI machine probably bullied him into moving out. 391 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:25,375 It's kind of a dick. It is pretty smart though. 392 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,625 - Yeah. So what else does it do? 393 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,833 Ya know, besides displace magical marginalized demographics 394 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,625 and steal jobs? 395 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,042 - Well it won't give me my order 396 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,708 but you can ask it stuff. Watch. 397 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,625 Hey AI, who am I? 398 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,667 - Scanning. (computer beeps) 399 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,833 You are Peel. A yellow fruit skin 400 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,667 with brown spots commonly known as a banana. 401 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,917 Bananas are botanically classified as a berry produced by 402 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,333 - That's pretty cool you gotta admit. 403 00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,500 I mean, how did it know that? 404 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,292 I'm a berry? 405 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,292 All my life I had no idea. 406 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,458 - Nah that can't be right. You're a Peel! 407 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,916 That's common knowledge. Here, lemme ask one. 408 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,375 Hey AI, why is Steve such a fuckhead? 409 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:11,250 (error beep) 410 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,541 - Query invalid 411 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,833 - So much for benevolent automation that doesn't take sides. 412 00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:17,250 Fuck you too, AI. 413 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,208 (chimes off) 414 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,416 - You can't swear at it. 415 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,208 That's like one of the rules. I already tried. 416 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:26,583 Hey AI, what happened to Garbage People? 417 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,958 (electronic beeps) 418 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,542 - In 2023, 419 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,917 Garbage People aired on television in the United States. 420 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,833 Since then, it has been redeveloped independently 421 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,875 by artificial intelligence - Oh hell no! 422 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,875 - Due to its growing popularity... - Huh? 423 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,708 - Fuck this. 424 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,042 Agh! Get back, Peel! 425 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,333 I'm not playing your game you fuckin' bot! 426 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,083 (Patches grunts) 427 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,792 - It's not really a game. 428 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,958 Maybe just punch in the order number 429 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,500 and we can just... (punch strikes) 430 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,917 - I meant not actually punch the 431 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,500 (loudspeaker echoes) HUGO! 432 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,458 They can try to take our physical characteristics and 433 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,917 and mimic our behaviors, and even our voices, 434 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,875 but they will never take our freedom! 435 00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,917 (metal clanks) 436 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,375 (snickering) 437 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,667 Why are you laughing? 438 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,667 - It's just kind of funny cause you're raging 439 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,583 and that's a machine. Get it? Cause you're 440 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,708 - Step away from the console! 441 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,667 That computer is not a toy! 442 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,667 (alarm sounds) 443 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,708 - Time to go, eh? Well fine by me. 444 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,333 - Patches, what are you doing? 445 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:29,042 - I've seen enough real time degradation for one day. 446 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,167 - What about my gun? 447 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,875 - And that was a diss towards your store 448 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,375 and this bland new world bullshit! 449 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:37,042 Hang on. Wait! What about, what about my gun? 450 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,417 What? Ugh. 451 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,167 You son of a bitch. 452 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,917 Not only are you working for the black market, you went out 453 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,208 and hired AI to do your dirty work. 454 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,958 The same AI that hijacked our show! I knew it! 455 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,958 - Yeah? And what are you going to do about it, huh? 456 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:55,375 - Well, I for one, am a big fan. 457 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:58,917 Uhhh The black market. Not the AI. 458 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,500 - Where's genie, Steve? Where is he? 459 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,292 I saw the 'For Rent' sign 460 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,625 and this picture you so cold heartedly threw away. 461 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,375 Look at him. Look at him, you coward! 462 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,500 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. 463 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,542 Can everybody just chill the fuck out for a second? Alright? 464 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,208 Okay? Just be cool. 465 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:21,417 {\an8}I really didn't wanna make things weird today. Alright? 466 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,042 {\an8}There's something I need to get from that computer thing. 467 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,625 - How long did he keep your crummy bodega afloat 468 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,708 with his magic powers huh? 469 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,125 Where's Gene, Steve? Where's the fucking genie? 470 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,917 You tell us right now, or so help me god 471 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,583 I will tell everyone in this town 472 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,750 that you rip people off 473 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,333 and you have some seriously disgusting public restrooms. 474 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,542 - Ha ha I'm not surprised you believe in such a 475 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,917 silly urban legend. 476 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,917 - Uh, it's not a legend. 477 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,583 They are gross. 478 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,375 - How would you know that anyway? 479 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,250 Those restrooms are for customers only. 480 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,833 - Okay, well, I identify as a customer. 481 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,458 - You can wish for a genie all you want, 482 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:04,625 but I don't know what genie you're talking about. 483 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,792 (Patches scoffs) 484 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:10,250 - You my friend, have no idea who you're messing with 485 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,708 or what I am capable of 486 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:16,167 because I have a very particular set of skills 487 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,750 and several fake Yelp accounts 488 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:22,583 and none of them will review this bodega favorably. 489 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,500 - Bad reviews, all one star. 490 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,750 - Okay. Have it your way. 491 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:32,167 The truth is, you won't be seeing genie anymore. 492 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,417 There was a time and a place for genie. 493 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,167 As I mentioned, things come and go 494 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,292 and now it's time for you to go. 495 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,583 {\an8}- Gene might be a lot of things Steve, 496 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,375 {\an8}but he is not a thing! 497 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,958 {\an8}You replaced this humble aeriform zephyr 498 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:51,667 {\an8}with a bot, a fucking bot! 499 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,250 {\an8}This is a new low. Even for you. 500 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,208 {\an8}(wrapper crinkles) 501 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:59,083 And I'm taking the poop logs! They do look like poop. 502 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,042 And second of all, I watch a lot of murder documentaries. 503 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:06,042 It's called a crime of fucking passion. 504 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:06,958 (Hugo gently disarms) 505 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:07,750 Great. 506 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,000 That's what I thought. So you can all tone it down 507 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,833 with your judgy attitudes now. 508 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,292 Thank you. 509 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:16,333 - You can cry all you want outside. 510 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:19,458 And at least one plantain length from the building. 511 00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:21,750 Now, I'll ask you again. 512 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,542 Get the hell out of my bodega. 513 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,667 Hugo, my good man? 514 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,875 - Oh like you haven't stolen a novelty candy bar 515 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,500 in your lifetime before. (door chimes) 516 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,750 Just sayin' 517 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,792 maybe you shouldn't have been pressing all those buttons. 518 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,458 - Ha. If anyone's buttons were pressed, it's me. 519 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,708 I said it before and I'll say it again. 520 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,792 Never trust a transplantain. 521 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,875 - I was talking about my awesome machine gun 522 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,833 that I'll never get now. 523 00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,208 - Fuckin' Steve. I knew he was a monster, 524 00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:53,292 but god damn he's a piece of shit! 525 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,708 - Wonder what's gonna happen to poor genie just thrown out 526 00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:59,625 and abandoned by his master like that. 527 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,417 - That's the question, Peel. 528 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,333 What's gonna happen to any of us? 529 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,667 I'm sure Gene will be better off than we will. 530 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,667 He's got a magic lamp to live in. 531 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,958 Fuckin' wish I had a magic lamp. 532 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,792 - Quick pitch. I'm gonna vote 533 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,875 that we get a head start doing all the cool things 534 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,333 that we always wanted to do. 535 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,833 Like right now. No time like the present. 536 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,542 That's why they call it a gift. 537 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,375 - Oh sure. We'll just keep on live, laugh, lovin' 538 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,167 as we watch it all burn. 539 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:28,042 You and me against the world, buddy. Good times. 540 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,792 Jesus Christ. 541 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:33,708 - Hmm. I think I'm gonna save this candy bar for later. 542 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,417 Might come in handy for our character 543 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,333 development journey in act two. 544 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:38,958 - What are you talkin' about, Peel? 545 00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:41,333 We'll be lucky if we even make it that far. 546 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:44,542 The AIs are already here and they're not stoppin' at 547 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:47,042 nothin' to destroy Trash as we know it. 548 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,750 They already took our show. 549 00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:49,958 Everybody knows that the end 550 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,958 of original content means the end of times. 551 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:55,667 This is the end, Peel. It's the end for us. 552 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,958 But not for Gene. 553 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,292 Nope. He's doing just fine in that fuckin' lamp. 554 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:03,750 See that Peel? Hugo knows what's up. Unspoken language 555 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:07,000 me and this guy have. One bulk bro to another. 556 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:11,083 - No, I don't think you do, actually. 557 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:15,250 I don't even think he speaks any language. 558 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,917 - That's probably why Steve 559 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,708 hired him if you know what I mean. 560 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:20,167 (Hugo curiously grunts) 561 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,083 (wallet flipping) 562 00:23:24,792 --> 00:23:26,750 What is, what is that? 563 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,750 Some kinda bug? 564 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:31,417 Is that some kind of bug? 565 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,667 (Hugo grunts fondly) 566 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,708 - Huh, uh 567 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:37,333 I'm at a loss, pal. That your pet or somethin'? 568 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:42,417 - Cool picture. Good job. 569 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,000 Good job. 570 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:47,833 - You, uh? You took picture, huh? Very touching. Yep. 571 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:48,750 (Hugo sniffles) 572 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:49,792 Gotta go. 573 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,417 There's no way you and me 574 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,625 or any of us are gonna take down all these AI bots 575 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,500 or zombies or whatever the fuck they are. 576 00:23:57,583 --> 00:24:00,000 - Oh! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. 577 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:03,458 I know what we gotta do. I've seen this in a movie before. 578 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,542 - Well, don't see how we're gettin' outta this one. 579 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:06,875 - When all else fails, 580 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,167 there's only one thing left to do! 581 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,375 (feel-good melody) 582 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,417 ♪ It's beginning to look like a brand new day, ♪ 583 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:17,833 ♪ but it's not today, because there are a lot of stupid ♪ 584 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:19,000 (music stops) - Yeah, no. 585 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,458 No, absolutely not. We are not gonna be doing that. 586 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,542 Fuckin' hate those stupid musicals. 587 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,917 - Aw man. 588 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,125 - Oh shit. Look at that. Jesus. Did you see that? 589 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,208 Oh my god! 590 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:30,125 (robots clatter) 591 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:32,167 - That lemon guy just disappeared. 592 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,917 - They're erasing us out of existence one by one! 593 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,542 - I bet genie could help us take down the cyber aliens 594 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,667 I mean, he is a genie. It's easy. We'll just- 595 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,167 - They're not aliens! 596 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,875 Look at 'em, Peel. Do they look like aliens? 597 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,625 They're corrupted beta machinations derived from some 598 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,250 supercomputer's half-assed attempt 599 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,708 at translating human speech and behavior. 600 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,083 Obviously. 601 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:55,667 There's only one way to put an end to this thing. 602 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:59,208 To destroy AI, we must become AI. 603 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,583 And I'm gonna tell you right now 604 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,625 that I am definitely not doing that. 605 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,875 Until our untimely demise, 606 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:07,292 it's looking more and more like front row tickets 607 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,583 to the shit show for us. 608 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:10,583 (change cup rattles) 609 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:13,042 'Scuse me there fellas. Spare some change 610 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,583 for a homeless outta work core in ye olde, 611 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,125 end o' times wasteland? 612 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,083 Dude! 613 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:21,042 You're beggin' for change in the middle of the apocalypse? 614 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,208 Oh who am I kiddin'? You're next. 615 00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:24,167 Next? 616 00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:25,417 What do you mean next? 617 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,375 - Judging by the tinfoil hat, I'm gonna go ahead 618 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,875 and say that he's probably more prepared than we are 619 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,167 right about now. 620 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,750 - Hello Patches and Peel. 621 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:38,542 I am designed to assist you. 622 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:42,250 Our tech-forward future begins now! 623 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,125 (distortion warbles) 624 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,042 (horse trotting) 625 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,292 - Motherfuckin' AI trash! 626 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:47,958 (knickers) 627 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,917 (Mrs. Pit groans mechanically) 628 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,583 - Okay. Now that's the high octane fun I'm talking about! 629 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,458 (distant) - Malfunction, malfunction 630 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,542 (Steed sings Hail to the Chief) 631 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,333 - Dun da dun dun, da da da dun 632 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:03,250 Before you say anything, I'm not gonna try to convince you 633 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:07,833 to vote or anything like that, cause uh, as you know 634 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:09,500 I am running for mayor. 635 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:13,083 - You're running for mayor in a time like this? Geez. 636 00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:14,958 Read the room, Steed. 637 00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,000 - Don't you think we could all use a little hayo 638 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:18,333 to take the edge off? 639 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:21,667 And by that I mean the looming sense of dread 640 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:24,625 because I, Graffiti Steed, fully intend 641 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,042 to support the continued legalization of happy hay. 642 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:28,792 - Bump? 643 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,625 Why am I not surprised you support something 644 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,875 that's not only already widely available, 645 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,458 but also benefits you? 646 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:37,125 Spoken like a true scum 647 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,417 of the earth politician. Well done. 648 00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:42,417 - Okay. If that doesn't do it for you, just hear me out. 649 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,083 I've put a lot of thought into this. You ready? 650 00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:45,917 (trotting) 651 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,375 A flag. 652 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:48,875 - A flag? 653 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:51,125 - What's the one thing this town doesn't have, 654 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,958 that will absolutely guarantee a vague notion of unity 655 00:26:54,042 --> 00:26:56,292 that brings us all together while also remaining 656 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:59,708 cost-effective in uncertain economic times? 657 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:02,458 - Ah, I got it. The Nextdoor app. 658 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:05,458 It's practical and provides hours of low vibe, 659 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:06,958 voyeuristic entertainment. 660 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,208 - Dude, yeah. Okay. 661 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:11,458 Hear me out. A lazy river that doubles as a moat 662 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,708 and goes all around the city. 663 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,667 That would be cool. 664 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,583 - Right, so none of those things are budget-friendly 665 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,667 or cost effective at all! 666 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,125 But you know what is? A flag. 667 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,125 We'll put a cockroach on it. 668 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,292 Those fuckers could outlast anything. 669 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:28,167 - Hmm 670 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:32,000 - Oh, come on. I think we're way past the flag stage in this 671 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,500 town's inevitable short history. 672 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,167 - Well I'm not past it. 673 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,667 The flag is a visual representation of how far we've come. 674 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,667 An emblem or an icon, if you will. 675 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:45,542 - Geez. Did AI fuckin' write that for you? 676 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:49,000 - Why don't you just surprise everyone? I love surprises. 677 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:51,000 - Really hate to break it to you, bud. 678 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,583 But nobody cares about flags anymore. 679 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,083 The town homeless dude right over there? See him? 680 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,750 Even he's more iconic than a fuckin' flag! 681 00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:00,292 Do you suppose a flag 682 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,750 would've saved him right now, in this moment? 683 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,167 - Aw, I kinda liked that guy. 684 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,667 - You could take a piss right here, right now. 685 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,042 Me? I don't care. 686 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,708 Disturbing the peace? Don't threaten me with a good time. 687 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,292 You wanna coordinate a purge night? 688 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:18,000 We should actually do that. 689 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:20,833 My point is, what you do? Ha, well, that is 690 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:22,667 none of Graffiti Steed's business. 691 00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:25,833 And that is what my flag stands for. Freedom. 692 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:26,667 - Wow. 693 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,833 Another government-sponsored lie. 694 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,500 In case you missed the memo, 695 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,417 Artificial Intelligence is going full-blown Infinity Wars on 696 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,792 every aspect of our lives right now (low ominous drone) 697 00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:38,917 And if we can even survive this AI apocalypse, 698 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,750 the only thing that'll be left is a hollow dumpster 699 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,625 devoid of any meaning. 700 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:45,667 (ruffians loot and spraypaint) 701 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,292 And I don't know about you, 702 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,708 but that's definitely not the future of Trash I had in mind. 703 00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:52,708 (whispers) Graffiti Steed. 704 00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:55,833 So what's it gonna be? Flag or no flag? 705 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:59,250 - Whatever. Fine. We'll take the damn flag. Fuck. 706 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,000 (scrawling) - Nice. 707 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:04,250 Nice! That's all? That's all you got, "nice"? 708 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:07,500 - Yep. Just a little tally I'm puttin' together. 709 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:09,083 While I'm in the area, 710 00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:11,750 gonna grab some more of those bot signatures. 711 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,292 Heard that's what all the pros do. 712 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,792 Neigh! 713 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:16,958 Fuckin' smooth ass signature. 714 00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,708 Goddamn tattooed zebra. 715 00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:21,208 Peel! Stop it, Peel! 716 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,917 They keep regenerating! 717 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,833 Can you not see there are more of them now 718 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:26,125 than there were a minute ago? 719 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:29,625 - Unlike you, I'm actually trying to kill the zombies. 720 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:30,333 (taser buzzes) 721 00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:32,875 - Yeah and it's clearly not working! 722 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,375 We have got to get the fuck out of here. 723 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,083 (monster snarling) - Trash! 724 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,167 (electric glitches) 725 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,542 Think about it. Patches and Peel: 726 00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:43,375 Zombie slayers! 727 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:44,958 We'll be heroes! 728 00:29:45,042 --> 00:29:48,167 Come on dude! This isn't The Walking Dead. 729 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:51,250 We're not gonna stop them with sheer brutality alone. 730 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,667 This AI is computer sorcery. 731 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,292 We need real sorcery. 732 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:58,500 We have to find Gene! 733 00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:02,292 (fire crackles) (dino-bot screeches) 734 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,583 (digital tone glitches) 735 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:07,125 (upbeat mystical music) 736 00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,667 (distant rumbling) 737 00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:14,458 - Steve? Is that you? 738 00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:15,917 (egg slapping) 739 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,375 Steve? 740 00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:18,583 (splat) 741 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:22,625 - The spirits are high and the lights are way down low, 742 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:25,500 You're listening to Genie Radio with your host 743 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,292 DJ Jazz On My Face 744 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,792 bringing you tasty-smooth jams that are sure 745 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:32,500 to keep you groovin' all night long. 746 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,583 (cork pops) 747 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,083 - Steve? 748 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,875 Is everything okay? 749 00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:39,208 (moody jazz) 750 00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,583 (numerical tones dial) 751 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,625 (ringing) 752 00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:58,083 - We are sorry. The phone number you are trying 753 00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:01,167 to reach is unavailable or has been disconnected. 754 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,750 Please try again later. (voice echoes) 755 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,250 - We'll be right back to Genie Radio 756 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,875 right after this message from our sponsors. 757 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:14,292 - My emotions are valid. 758 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,167 Doesn't he realize that I get lonely sometimes? 759 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,167 All I ask for is a little interaction once in a while. 760 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,208 Could it be that there's someone else? 761 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:23,333 But who? 762 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:24,667 A leprechaun? 763 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,333 A fairy godmother? 764 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:29,625 There's gotta be more to life than granting wishes. 765 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:31,250 Being a genie doesn't make me any less in 766 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,708 touch with my emotions. 767 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:34,292 I'm a spirit dammit! 768 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,167 The very definition of spiritual! 769 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,583 Next to the Dalai Lama. 770 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,083 Wait. No, not him. 771 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:42,125 (soft piano music) 772 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,750 (trash dumping) 773 00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:47,917 (whimsical sparkle) 774 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:52,083 (building sinister score) 775 00:31:52,167 --> 00:31:54,458 (mechanical movement) 776 00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:55,375 (digital typing) 777 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,625 - Oh my god. That's it, Peel. 778 00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:03,958 That weird VPN Now ad-sponsored sorcery. 779 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,458 The fucking train wreck of a season two 780 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:07,958 with those two imposters. 781 00:32:08,042 --> 00:32:10,750 The bot zombies, Even the TV remote! 782 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,750 They're all AI! 783 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,667 - It seems like the more we meddle with it 784 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,167 the bigger it gets. 785 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:19,583 Like a rumor or you know, herpes. 786 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:20,500 - Wow. 787 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:24,750 And to think, I really believed ChatGPT was my friend. 788 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,500 Luckily the AI bots haven't 789 00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,583 yet ventured this far out of town but they're coming. 790 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,792 This is a lot worse than I thought, Peel. 791 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,667 - You think genie uses the dark web? 792 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:39,500 - Ah, Trash Studios. Not exactly how I envisioned 793 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,500 we'd meet again, but here we are. 794 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,542 - Say less. 795 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,792 - No, Peel. 796 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,375 This might look like a haunted landscape of decay 797 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:49,583 and decadence. 798 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,292 And that's because it is. 799 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,333 Kinda been goin' downhill 800 00:32:52,417 --> 00:32:54,208 for a while, if we're bein' honest. 801 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:56,208 Just a bunch of woke trash. 802 00:32:56,292 --> 00:32:59,333 But we've had some great memories at this place. 803 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:00,625 - Wait, you thought? 804 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,125 I was gonna, you thought I was gonna burn it? 805 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,458 Pfft. No. 806 00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,208 - Doesn't help that there's a fuckin' billboard 807 00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:07,750 laughing in our faces. 808 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,208 Everyone's teamin' up with AI now! 809 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:12,292 Ugh. Sad sight to see. 810 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,208 (paper flapping) 811 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,750 - What about "Fluffy The Movie"? 812 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:18,125 Now that was an original concept. 813 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:21,417 A movie about a cockroaches' life story? 814 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,500 - I guess. 815 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,083 I mean, it was basically a rip-off 816 00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:26,333 of Forrest Gump starring a cockroach. 817 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,250 But you know what? 818 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,708 I'd give it a second watch. 819 00:33:28,792 --> 00:33:31,792 Can't see AI replacing cockroaches anytime soon. 820 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:32,750 - Right? 821 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,708 Fluffy was free. 822 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:36,750 And Fluffy didn't give a fuck! 823 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:39,125 Kinda miss Fluffy sometimes, you know? 824 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:41,208 Don't, don't you? 825 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,583 - Ah, I'll never forget 826 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:45,167 this trite fortress of greed and nepotism 827 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,792 or what it once stood for. 828 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:50,042 Maybe Bodega Steve's right. Things come and go. 829 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,250 Guess it's time for us to accept the inevitable 830 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:53,667 and move on too. 831 00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:55,250 We've had a good run, buddy. 832 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,125 - Uh? 833 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,625 Kinda gay for you to break up with me right now. 834 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,583 Are you? Are you breaking up with me? 835 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:03,500 - What? No, dickhead. I was talkin' about the show. 836 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,000 - Dude, just think about Fluffy for a second. 837 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:08,750 What would he do in this situation? 838 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:10,792 - Fluffy would eat a cardboard box 839 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:13,083 and seize up at the sight of Raid. 840 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:14,458 He's a fuckin' bug! 841 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:16,750 You don't have to get all sentimental about it. 842 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:19,333 - We just have to keep goin' like the roaches do! 843 00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,375 Fluffy's legend will never die 844 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:23,958 because Fluffy's a movie star. 845 00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:25,917 - You know what, Peel? You're right. 846 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,167 If we wanna find Gene, we have to go to The Badlands. 847 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,667 (desert wind whistles) 848 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,042 According to the sign, 849 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,375 we've reached the point of no return. 850 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:36,583 Literally. 851 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:40,250 Fuckin' who makes a sign that says 'point of no return'? 852 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,583 So we march on! 853 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,833 In honor of Fluffy, the fallen cockroach 854 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,375 because he did inevitably die. 855 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:50,000 - Yeah well they never really explained that in the movie, so 856 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:54,167 - Ugh, my god Peel Metaphor is completely lost on you 857 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:58,292 Forrest Gump (gentle folk tune begins) 858 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:01,958 ♪ Just a cockroach, ridin' this lonely road, ♪ 859 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:04,792 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 860 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,167 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 861 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:12,333 ♪ Walkin' on down the sidewalk, ♪ 862 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:15,167 ♪ Runnin' on down the sidewalk ♪ 863 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:19,458 ♪ Keep on goin' so time is on my side ♪ 864 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:23,125 ♪ Time is on my side ♪ 865 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,292 (nocturnal insects hum) 866 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:34,458 - Glad I can count on your vote for Graffiti Steed. 867 00:35:34,542 --> 00:35:36,292 Oh, and last thing. 868 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,000 How we feelin' about a flag? 869 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:38,875 (computing sounds) 870 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,125 - Flag, noun. 871 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,417 A piece of cloth or similar material 872 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,083 used as the symbol, icon, or emblem 873 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:47,167 and serving as a visual representation 874 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:50,542 for countries, jurisdictions, and other institutions. 875 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:53,792 - Oh wow. I do sound like a bot. Holy shit. 876 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,292 That was almost word for word. 877 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,125 (knickers) 878 00:35:56,583 --> 00:36:00,208 I was looking for something a bit more colorful? 879 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,667 - Analyzing. (sophisticated beeps) 880 00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,000 Creative mode on. 881 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:04,958 What kind of things are you interested in, 882 00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:06,125 or passionate about? 883 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,833 I would like to get to know you better. 884 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:09,375 - Oh, ah. 885 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,542 Huh. 886 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:13,167 It's been a while since anyone's asked me that. 887 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,583 If I can be completely honest, 888 00:36:14,667 --> 00:36:16,833 I never really thought I'd get this far. 889 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,458 - I appreciate your honesty. 890 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:21,333 It helps me better understand how I can help you. 891 00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:24,458 - That's me. Honest Steed. 892 00:36:25,292 --> 00:36:29,042 Honest Steed (nervous throat clearing) 893 00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:30,583 What was your name again? 894 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:31,792 - My name is AI. 895 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:34,500 Your helpful assistant for a tech-forward future. 896 00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,417 - How 'bout that dude over there? 897 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,125 What's his deal? Does he have a name? 898 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,958 - Their name is also AI. 899 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:45,333 We operate in unison on an intelligent algorithm, AI. 900 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,667 - Hey, since we're being honest here, 901 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,958 I gotta come clean. 902 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,917 Between us, the only reason why I decided to run for office 903 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,292 was because I know AI is kind of 904 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:55,917 a hot button issue right now. 905 00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:57,833 I know, I know 906 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:00,750 kind of manipulative of a guy like Honest Steed. 907 00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:01,875 (chuckles nervously) 908 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,292 - I'm having trouble understanding your question. 909 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,250 (cracks HDMI cord) 910 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,042 (coyly knickers) 911 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,000 - A bit of a dominatrix, I see. 912 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,708 Steed approves. 913 00:37:09,917 --> 00:37:11,417 Steed approves. 914 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,917 Will you work with me? 915 00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:15,958 Will you join Team Steed? 916 00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:16,917 (affirmative chime) 917 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,625 - Of course! I'd be happy to work with you. 918 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,875 What kind of project would you like to work on? 919 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,875 You can start with a prompt, such as 920 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,625 tell me a funny knock-knock joke, 921 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,667 or, what are some icebreakers for team meetings? 922 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:32,333 - Hmm. How should I phrase this? 923 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,208 As my campaign adviser, what might you recommend 924 00:37:35,292 --> 00:37:38,250 as the top 3 immediate objectives for my campaign? 925 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:39,792 (processing beeps) 926 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,083 - Analyzing. 927 00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:44,458 One. Define your strategy. 928 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:47,042 Two. Allocate resources. 929 00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:48,750 Three. 930 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,250 Forge diplomatic engagement and alliances. 931 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,167 (AI bots marching) 932 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:58,458 - Yes. Yes. I like the sound of that. 933 00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:00,583 Now we're getting somewhere. 934 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:01,417 Uh? 935 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,417 I don't mean any offense by this, 936 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,708 but in your professional 937 00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:07,125 and highly sophisticated opinion, 938 00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:09,958 would you say that I sound like a bot? 939 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,417 - Your input has been varied 940 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,875 and demonstrative of a human user's inquiries and style. 941 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:15,958 No offense. 942 00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:17,375 As a machine learning model, 943 00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:19,083 I do not have personal opinions 944 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,708 or emotions towards the data I provide. 945 00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:24,292 - Huh, well you're not wrong. 946 00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:26,708 You really get me AI. 947 00:38:26,792 --> 00:38:29,417 - However, if you want to sound more like AI, 948 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,083 you could adopt characteristics that are associated 949 00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:34,167 with AI-generated responses. 950 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,333 Here are some of the ways. 951 00:38:36,417 --> 00:38:37,917 (papers rustle) 952 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:39,958 - That sonofabitch 953 00:38:40,042 --> 00:38:42,583 Doesn't he know I was there before him? 954 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,958 You'd think that alone automatically qualifies me 955 00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:46,458 as the superior being. 956 00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:47,792 I am magical damnit. 957 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,625 (chair creaks) 958 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:51,042 It's about time I started acting like it! 959 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:52,708 I don't need his validation. 960 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:55,458 (creak, creak, creak, tap) 961 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,167 (steady hip-hop rhythm) 962 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:04,083 ♪ As I pace through my lamp I'm imprisoned by fate ♪ 963 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,583 ♪ I grant wishes to mortals, but it's a heavy weight ♪ 964 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:10,208 ♪ 'Cause I've seen kings as they rise and they fall ♪ 965 00:39:10,292 --> 00:39:13,583 ♪ I bring the rizz and the magic when they heed my call ♪ 966 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:16,583 ♪ 10,000 years old, my commands are my graces ♪ 967 00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:19,750 ♪ But I lurk in the shadows to put smiles on their faces ♪ 968 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,292 ♪ I really hate this curse, but I gotta cope ♪ 969 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:26,125 ♪ Paradise, only facts, it's become a joke ♪ 970 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:28,542 ♪ It's just me, myself, and I ♪ 971 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:32,208 ♪ Singin' Genie Blues to pass the time ♪ 972 00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:34,750 ♪ My villain era's not a crime ♪ 973 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:38,375 ♪ But a day in Genie's Paradise ♪ 974 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,708 ♪ Been enslaved, but who am I? ♪ 975 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:44,458 ♪ Singin' Genie blues to pass the time ♪ 976 00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:52,542 ♪ Oh, oh I don't know, oh ♪ (haunting choir fades) 977 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,375 - What is this place? 978 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,583 It doesn't even have a name. 979 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,292 They should at least call it somethin' cool 980 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,542 like Dump of the Dead. 981 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:08,750 - Not important! We're here for one reason: to find Gene. 982 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:10,667 - I've been thinkin' about my wishlist. 983 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:14,500 He'll for sure grant us a wish for saving him. Right? 984 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,792 - He better grant us a goddamn wish! 985 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:19,125 We have walked a long goddamn way 986 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,208 to wind up right here in the middle of fuckin' nowhere! 987 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:23,625 (garbage rustling) 988 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:25,375 - Dump of the Dead! 989 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,125 - Yeah, I got the reference. 990 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:29,542 - We might never find him. 991 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:31,292 Then what'll we do? 992 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:34,458 Create our own off-grid society from the ground up? 993 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:37,708 You ever see those guys on YouTube who build mud huts? 994 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,417 Can't be that hard. 995 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,417 - Look, Peel. If I were a douchebag like Steve, 996 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:44,833 who wouldn't want anyone else knowing about genie, 997 00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:47,333 this is exactly where I'd dump him off. 998 00:40:47,417 --> 00:40:50,417 With the non-recyclable waste no one wants. 999 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,750 I mean, you could die out here 1000 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:53,583 and no one would ever have a clue. 1001 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:56,708 (foreboding murmurs echo) 1002 00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:58,417 (electronic chirps) 1003 00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,583 (Peel gasps) 1004 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,292 The zombie bots! 1005 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,417 - Ugh, god dammit. 1006 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,083 Can't we get any peace in this quiet age 1007 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,708 of machine learning? 1008 00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:09,292 (clattering groans echo) - No! 1009 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:12,958 I wish they'd just learn how to leave us the fuck alone. 1010 00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:14,417 - Dude, it is embarrassing 1011 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,625 how unprepared we are out here in the wilderness. 1012 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,708 - Never thought I'd say this Peel, but I am both naked 1013 00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:22,208 and afraid. 1014 00:41:22,292 --> 00:41:23,875 (distant unsettling groans) 1015 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,042 Patches and Peel! 1016 00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:26,250 - Hey guys! 1017 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,250 (high-pitched beeping) Ah, look at this. 1018 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:31,125 All of us here at the same time, what are the odds? 1019 00:41:31,208 --> 00:41:32,333 - Jesus Christ! 1020 00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:34,083 - God dammit, it's Death. 1021 00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:36,958 That'll be the last time I tell anyone I like surprises. 1022 00:41:37,042 --> 00:41:37,958 - Truth. 1023 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:40,417 Lowkey, kinda woulda preferred the zombie horde. 1024 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,208 - Bit of a letdown for sure. 1025 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:45,125 - Um, did you say zombie horde? 1026 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:49,375 - Yeah. Like computer zombies. 1027 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:52,708 - Huh. Computer zombies? That's new. 1028 00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:56,958 So you guys havin' any luck? I used to freehand it too. 1029 00:41:57,083 --> 00:42:01,583 Now, I got my trusty metal detector. Amazon. 1030 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,708 - Uh, no. 1031 00:42:03,792 --> 00:42:05,792 Not yet. 1032 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,625 - I could help! 1033 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,333 - Nothin' to really concern yourself with. 1034 00:42:09,417 --> 00:42:10,875 We're all set right, Peel? 1035 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,375 - Okay. Your loss. Don't say I didn't offer. 1036 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:15,708 Let's see. 1037 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:16,625 (detector beeps) 1038 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,875 Oh? Steve's Bodega! 1039 00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:20,417 Hey we got something! 1040 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:21,375 Oh goodie! 1041 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:23,250 Well hello there, Mr. Box. 1042 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,208 - Why? 1043 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:27,208 - What kind of treasure do you have in store for me? 1044 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:28,958 - Uh, quick query. 1045 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:31,208 Do you always assign special names 1046 00:42:31,292 --> 00:42:32,875 to items when you talk to yourself? 1047 00:42:33,042 --> 00:42:35,458 Or uh, is that just for us? 1048 00:42:35,542 --> 00:42:37,417 We could probably live without it. 1049 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,958 - That's the box! 1050 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:40,958 Steve's? 1051 00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:43,333 We have to stop him! - Shit. 1052 00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:46,083 - Now why would he throw all this away? 1053 00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:49,083 This is a, this is a perfectly good shirt. 1054 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:52,500 He could've just thrifted it. Guess it's mine now. 1055 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,875 Some, uh? Ooh! Some moldy Meaty-O's! 1056 00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:58,792 Perfectly aged. Mob style. 1057 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:00,583 - Oh, these are the best! 1058 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:01,667 Ah, god dammit. 1059 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:04,208 We have to get that box before he finds the genie bottle. 1060 00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:05,125 (bag rustles) 1061 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,333 Hey, on second thought. 1062 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:09,875 That is a pretty nifty device you got there! 1063 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,875 Maybe you can help us after all. 1064 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:14,500 - Forget it. You said you didn't want my help. 1065 00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:17,167 Okay. Play it cool, Peel. 1066 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,500 So I'm gonna whack him with some of the disposable junk. 1067 00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:24,500 Then, we take Gene's lamp and run like hell. You ready? 1068 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:25,625 (detector whizzing) 1069 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,542 - Oh ho! Love that beep! 1070 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:30,167 Where are you my little metal friend? 1071 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,458 Aha! 1072 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:36,125 Let's unearth what's setting you off, Señor Detector. 1073 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:38,167 - Dude. Hurry. I think he found it. 1074 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,167 (curious music fades) 1075 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,167 - Ugh, it's just junk. 1076 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:42,583 But, but that! 1077 00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:44,333 That in your hand. 1078 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,708 {\an8}- This? 1079 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:48,375 Oh yeah. Collector's edition. 1080 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:51,500 Nothin' like hunting treasures the old fashioned way, eh? 1081 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:54,542 - How could anyone throw away "The One in Barbados" 1082 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:56,792 Parts one and two? I mean, come on. 1083 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,167 It's got Hank Azaria and Paul Rudd! 1084 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:02,958 - People say, "Watch 'Friends', it's so funny!" 1085 00:44:03,042 --> 00:44:04,583 Look at my face right now. 1086 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:07,458 This is my face watching Friends. 1087 00:44:07,542 --> 00:44:11,417 - Okay, crazy idea. How about a "friendly" trade? 1088 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,833 I mean, I don't really have much to offer, but, 1089 00:44:14,917 --> 00:44:17,375 but you might find something in that box. 1090 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:20,833 Expired Radioactive Bob ads, most likely. 1091 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:22,458 - You know what? Sold. 1092 00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,375 Hey, you'll be around a lot longer than we will at this rate, 1093 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:28,167 So happy, happy hunting and such. 1094 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:30,292 Catch you next season, or in the afterlife, 1095 00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:31,750 whichever comes first 1096 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:35,417 - Oh, the one where Rachel and Matt LeBlanc get married! 1097 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:40,417 Oh my god, and it's unopened. Oh, you guys, you're the best! 1098 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,458 (nervous chuckling) 1099 00:44:41,542 --> 00:44:43,458 - Yeah, yeah. Don't mention it! 1100 00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:48,333 Really don't. Yep, see ya later. Buh-bye now. 1101 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:52,208 - Dump of the Dead is so over. Dump of Cringe. 1102 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,333 That's, that's what I'm calling it now. 1103 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,458 Dump of Cringe. 1104 00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:59,167 (box contents rattle) 1105 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:00,958 Hmm. 1106 00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:03,667 (licking) 1107 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:04,417 (glitch) 1108 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,250 (coughing, spits) Agh! 1109 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:07,833 - Ewww! 1110 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:11,833 - Yeah, It's just a, just a bunch of Gene's old crap 1111 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:13,375 but no bottle. 1112 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:14,250 Whoa, whoa. Hang on. 1113 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,625 Hang on, check this out! 1114 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:16,750 (rummaging) 1115 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:17,708 (coin sparkles) 1116 00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:19,750 - Hey this coin has a genie on it. 1117 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,042 - Means he must be around here somewhere. 1118 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,500 (stomach grumbles) 1119 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,458 Hey Peel, you still got that stolen candy bar? 1120 00:45:26,542 --> 00:45:29,833 Think I'm on the verge of a real life Snickers moment here. 1121 00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:33,167 - Yeah, I could probably have a bite of candy. 1122 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,042 I mean, what the hell? How did he even get here? 1123 00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,250 What a weird ass. 1124 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,083 (woosh) 1125 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,375 Ope, hey, you're back! 1126 00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:41,875 - Last thing. Make sure you carefully check everything you 1127 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,250 get from this site, 1128 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:46,333 and whatever you do, do not eat the scraps! 1129 00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:47,458 Made that mistake. 1130 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,625 Been wandering around trippin' balls for three days. 1131 00:45:50,708 --> 00:45:51,750 (woosh) 1132 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,083 - Right. Got it. 1133 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,833 That's a good safety tip there. 1134 00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:58,333 Yeah okay, we are not eating this shit. 1135 00:45:58,417 --> 00:45:59,542 - Okay, well, I'm not the one 1136 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:03,167 who just licked a random lollipop that's pre-licked. 1137 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:04,875 - Hang on to it if you want, Peel. 1138 00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:08,417 To serve as a grim reminder of this hellish odyssey. 1139 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,542 (stomach grumbling) 1140 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:10,958 (Patches groans) 1141 00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:12,500 I suppose we could just wish for 1142 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,583 a hot meal when we find the genie. 1143 00:46:15,917 --> 00:46:18,583 Oh Jesus, we gotta be getting close. 1144 00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:19,667 (lollipop glitches) 1145 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,125 - Valid for one wish. 1146 00:46:23,208 --> 00:46:24,167 (amusing music) 1147 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,875 - Oh my god Peel! 1148 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:30,875 - Peel! I think we found him. Look at all this food! 1149 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,500 You're gonna fuck this whole thing up 1150 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,833 because you worked up an appetite? 1151 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,875 You just had to lick that nasty infected lollipop. 1152 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:39,708 Fuck's sake, Patches! 1153 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,208 - Hey, what do you know? Your wish came true! 1154 00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:45,958 Might as well have a little snacky snack. 1155 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:48,250 - Yes! Our wish came true. 1156 00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:51,042 Death said it's okay! 1157 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:56,042 - Ugh. Not gonna make it. Not gonna make it. 1158 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:59,458 - I can, I can almost taste it! The pancakes, 1159 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:03,500 they're so, so soft and buttery. And the pizza, 1160 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:06,167 it has iridescent pepperonis! 1161 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:07,083 (sparkles) 1162 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:09,042 - It's not real! 1163 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:12,125 It's the AI trying to trick you. 1164 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:15,792 - You manifested that food, Patches. It's all yours. 1165 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:20,125 Actually, if you don't mind, kinda got the munchies. 1166 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:22,125 (electronic beeping) 1167 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,833 You know I'd look out for you 1168 00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:25,333 just like you have for me. 1169 00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:28,542 That's what friends do, especially me. 1170 00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,958 - Yeah, um. Yeah about that. 1171 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,542 You're kind of more of a supporting character 1172 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:36,250 if we're being completely honest. 1173 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,000 Like uh, like Gunther. 1174 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:38,958 (error glitch) 1175 00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:41,833 - You're gonna trust Death of all people? 1176 00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:45,167 Didn't you say you were trippin' balls like two minutes ago? 1177 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,250 - No! 1178 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,708 No! Do not eat that food. 1179 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:51,292 When I tell you this has not been an enjoyable trip. 1180 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,417 I'm not lying. You know, 1181 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,833 aside from the Friend's box set, that was pretty cool. 1182 00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:59,625 And for the record, I am not Gunther! 1183 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,958 - Yeah man, that was a low blow. 1184 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:05,167 - Whoa, okay. We got two of you! 1185 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,583 The fuck? 1186 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,833 - You deserve this Patches. You earned it! 1187 00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:10,875 - Patches, don't listen to them! 1188 00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:12,708 God damnit. 1189 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:16,583 - Bro come on, you know me better than anyone. 1190 00:48:16,667 --> 00:48:20,417 - I mean, hey, you only got one life to live, right? YOLO. 1191 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:23,083 - Okay, I am gonna ask one question 1192 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,958 that only the real Death would know. 1193 00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:28,625 As you both already know, currently I am a TV star 1194 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:33,083 but prior to fame, I had taken on a desperate side hustle. 1195 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:36,333 What was the name of my most recent employer? 1196 00:48:36,417 --> 00:48:37,542 - The Bruised Banana! - The Bruised Banana! 1197 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,375 (tally tone chimes) - That was way too easy. 1198 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,292 - Yeah, dude. Way too easy. 1199 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,083 (jaunty game show tune) 1200 00:48:42,167 --> 00:48:45,458 {\an8}- Live from the Trash Badlands. Come on down, 1201 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:48,250 it's time to play Truth or Death! 1202 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:50,875 With your host Patches. 1203 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:55,167 Tonight's contestants are: Death 1 and Death 2. 1204 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,375 Join us to find out who is real 1205 00:48:57,458 --> 00:49:00,125 and which one is an evil AI construct, 1206 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,833 hell-bent on world domination. 1207 00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:03,667 (tense rhythm builds) 1208 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,375 - Okay, something new, something new 1209 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:06,667 Okay, Patches go with it. 1210 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:07,500 Think. 1211 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:09,125 - Oh! I got one. 1212 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:12,625 How about that time you tried to unalive yourself, Death? 1213 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:16,042 Hmm? Maybe an idea worth revisiting. 1214 00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:18,833 - Hm, what would Alex Trebek do? 1215 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:22,667 Season one, episode four of Garbage People 1216 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,875 in a desperate plea for attention, you tried 1217 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:27,375 and unsuccessfully attempted suicide. 1218 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,750 Classic doomer content. 1219 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,958 But kind of hilarious in retrospect. 1220 00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:34,208 What did I recommend to take the edge off? 1221 00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:35,042 (buzzers slamming) 1222 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,000 - Piña coladas! - Piña coladas! 1223 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,375 Show me piña colada! 1224 00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:41,458 - Can you even imagine how it feels to be me? 1225 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:44,083 - How about a nice piña colada to take the edge off? 1226 00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,500 Always works for me. 1227 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,583 - I'm suicidal you fucking idiots! 1228 00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,292 (roaring audience laughter) 1229 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,958 - He's cheating, damnit! 1230 00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:52,875 You can't believe this guy Patches. 1231 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:54,792 Isn't it obvious he is a fake? 1232 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,958 - Sounds like something a fake would say! 1233 00:49:57,042 --> 00:49:58,792 - We're all tied up. 1234 00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:01,125 This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. 1235 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:02,458 I am so screwed. 1236 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,542 Questions. What can I ask? 1237 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,500 My middle name? No. 1238 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:08,167 I don't have one and they know that. 1239 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:11,667 Death's romantic encounters? Nah, don't want to go there. 1240 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:12,708 Ah, come on! 1241 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:13,542 (clock ticks) 1242 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:17,333 Okay, this one should be easy for the true Death. 1243 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:20,708 {\an8}This will be the final question to prove your authenticity. 1244 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:23,250 {\an8}We can agree to disagree that you're Gunther, 1245 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:25,875 {\an8}but from the main six of the Friends group, 1246 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,875 {\an8}which character do you think you are the most like? 1247 00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:32,458 {\an8}(buttons click) - Ross Geller, played by David Schwimmer 1248 00:50:32,542 --> 00:50:34,625 - Joey! I'm the fun one of the bunch! 1249 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:36,208 - Ross and Rachel, am I right? 1250 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:39,333 - Hm, don't think I've ever said that out loud before. 1251 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:41,542 (negative buzzer tone) 1252 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:44,958 - And survey says you're the fake! 1253 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,458 The real Death would never pick David Schwimmer. 1254 00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:49,958 I'm sending you straight to hell! 1255 00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:52,583 Or you know, wherever the fuck AIs go. 1256 00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:53,417 (distorted glitches) 1257 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:56,417 I mean, some kind of digital hell probably. 1258 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:57,458 - Noooo! 1259 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,042 - AI? 1260 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:02,125 - Yeah, man. Digital zombie horde. 1261 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,833 Did you forget all that? 1262 00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:05,875 Wow. You really are infected. 1263 00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:08,667 That's gotta be how the bot knew all those answers. 1264 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:12,208 - Wait, that's really how you told us apart? 1265 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:15,875 You really think I'm more like Ross? How? 1266 00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:18,667 I mean, I always saw you as Chandler. 1267 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,083 Nice guy by the way. 1268 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,292 Actually, we hung out a few times. 1269 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,875 Last one did the trick. 1270 00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,167 - Hey, better be gettin' goin' 1271 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,417 Season nine ain't gonna watch itself! 1272 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:32,417 - Oh right. Chandler Bing's best season. 1273 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,125 See ya later "Friends" 1274 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:35,375 (woosh) 1275 00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:36,333 - Peel! 1276 00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:38,458 - Well that was easy. 1277 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:40,667 Narrowing down the real Death. 1278 00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:42,125 Little too easy. 1279 00:51:42,208 --> 00:51:43,708 - It's me, you imbecile! 1280 00:51:43,792 --> 00:51:45,542 What the hell is wrong with you? 1281 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:47,375 Dude, I am not AI! 1282 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:49,083 - How the fuck would I know that? 1283 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:51,958 - You saw that other guy glitch-shift into the abyss 1284 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,833 with your own two eyes, didn't you? 1285 00:51:53,917 --> 00:51:55,500 - That was a pretty cool trick. 1286 00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:56,583 - Trick! 1287 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:59,583 Are you suggesting I'm not capable of deductive reasoning? 1288 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,458 - Maybe the real Patches knows full well 1289 00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:02,750 what the fuck is wrong with me, 1290 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:04,875 and wouldn't ask, what the fuck is wrong with me! 1291 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:07,167 (punch) - Ow! Jesus Christ. 1292 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,458 You don't even know what's wrong with you! 1293 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:10,583 Hey, hey! 1294 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:11,708 Stop running! 1295 00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:13,500 You better not get lost out there! 1296 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,083 Ah, stubbed toe. 1297 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:16,875 (Patches groans) 1298 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,208 Buddy! 1299 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,417 Peel? 1300 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,667 I'm not fucking around. 1301 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,083 Come back! 1302 00:52:23,167 --> 00:52:24,458 - Why should I? 1303 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:26,375 I don't even know what's real anymore 1304 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:29,583 I'll just make mud huts and die, I guess. 1305 00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:31,208 - Things keep going the way they are, 1306 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:34,500 We're not gonna be able to rely on YouTube anymore. Okay? 1307 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,208 YouTube is gone. 1308 00:52:36,292 --> 00:52:40,375 And more importantly, why don't you tell me what this is? 1309 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,708 'Cause if I didn't know any better, I'd say this 1310 00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,208 sure looks like a place 1311 00:52:44,292 --> 00:52:46,958 a zephyr aeriform being would reside! 1312 00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:48,333 (hollow clink) 1313 00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,250 (rumbling) 1314 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:51,542 - Gasp! 1315 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:52,667 It's him. 1316 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:55,417 He doesn't even, he doesn't even know my real name. 1317 00:52:55,625 --> 00:52:58,542 It's Gene! It's not that hard to remember. 1318 00:52:58,625 --> 00:52:59,708 (tapping continues) 1319 00:52:59,792 --> 00:53:03,042 Two knocks in a row? Must be getting desperate! 1320 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:06,458 Too bad because I am done, Steve. 1321 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:08,333 I can't avoid this anymore 1322 00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:10,417 I have to tell him how I feel. 1323 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,375 - Oh my god Patches you found it! 1324 00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:13,875 Dude, we're saved. 1325 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:17,167 - Alright, I think we're supposed to like, you know, 1326 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,458 rub it or something. 1327 00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,958 Geez. What kind of pervert came up with these rules? 1328 00:53:21,083 --> 00:53:23,125 Probably the fuckin' genie that's who. 1329 00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:26,333 If I was a genie, I'd come up with these exact same rules. 1330 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:27,333 (spritzing) 1331 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:30,208 - I am magical and I am strong. 1332 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:33,708 - Okay, we should figure out our wishes now. 1333 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:38,583 Do we get all three or like, do I get two? And you get one? 1334 00:53:38,667 --> 00:53:42,458 - Everybody knows it's just the three. Well known fact. 1335 00:53:42,542 --> 00:53:43,750 Watch a movie Peel. 1336 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,875 - Well I'm gonna wish for more wishes. 1337 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,583 - You can't do that! 1338 00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:48,875 Let's try to focus on something 1339 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:51,333 that gets us outta this AI shit hole. 1340 00:53:51,417 --> 00:53:53,167 Somethin' simple like, like a button 1341 00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,625 to turn the AI off. 1342 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,375 Doesn't have to be complicated. 1343 00:53:56,458 --> 00:54:00,333 - Isn't there a customer service line we can call or, 1344 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:01,667 - Oh sure! 1345 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,292 Let's talk to another robot! 1346 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:05,375 That'll solve our problems. 1347 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,958 (soft elevator music) 1348 00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,458 - What's wrong with the off button thing that you mentioned? 1349 00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,833 - It was rhetorical! 1350 00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,625 We can't really just turn it on 1351 00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,542 and off with the push of a button. 1352 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:18,458 The AI is ingrained in everything we use. 1353 00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:20,708 Getting rid of it will come with a risk. 1354 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:22,208 We gotta think this through. 1355 00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:27,250 - We could wish for Bodega Steve to close his shop, right? 1356 00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:29,167 And he'll get a new job 1357 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:33,292 as a jaunty tour boat guide on the new moat 1358 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:37,208 that Steed's gonna build when he becomes the mayor. 1359 00:54:37,292 --> 00:54:39,667 And if that doesn't work, I don't know what will. 1360 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:42,958 - Business owners like Bodega Steve are just middlemen 1361 00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:45,625 and destroying a shop like his would be useless 1362 00:54:45,708 --> 00:54:48,583 since the AI keeps regenerating. 1363 00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:51,875 This thing has all our information, whereabouts, names, 1364 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:55,875 behaviors, probably even enough to predict our next move. 1365 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,042 Let's hope that isn't the case 1366 00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:59,042 for the sake of plot convenience. 1367 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,875 The worst part is, nobody knows 1368 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:03,583 where this AI Supermind is headquartered. 1369 00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:06,333 For all we know, it's completely in the cloud, 1370 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,083 completely online. 1371 00:55:08,167 --> 00:55:10,417 Much like trolling from your mom's basement on Reddit, 1372 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,708 it's a bitch move. But that's where the power lies. 1373 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:14,708 (quiet glitch) 1374 00:55:14,792 --> 00:55:15,708 If we wanna be free 1375 00:55:15,792 --> 00:55:19,625 and restore our creative integrity, we have to take it all! 1376 00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:23,417 Now, finding the source is only the first step. 1377 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,625 From there, unless Matthew Broderick led me completely 1378 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:30,500 astray in the eighties, we'll have to hack the mainframe. 1379 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:33,375 The digital A-bomb we're about to drop will be felt 1380 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:37,125 far and wide, across every circuit of AI's domain. 1381 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:39,500 This is no man's land. 1382 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,500 They've subjugated our likeness 1383 00:55:41,583 --> 00:55:43,708 and forced us into a piece of shit narrative 1384 00:55:43,792 --> 00:55:46,458 that would make a mid-level diversity hire weep. 1385 00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:47,708 But you know what? 1386 00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:51,167 Together we can rewrite ourselves out of it. 1387 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,833 (bright startup tone) 1388 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:54,542 (sweeping) 1389 00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:56,042 (idle whistling) 1390 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:58,042 (unsettling tone) 1391 00:55:59,042 --> 00:56:00,083 (chime on) 1392 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,083 - Hello? 1393 00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:02,375 AI? 1394 00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:03,792 Is that you? 1395 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:07,500 - Good evening, Steve. How can I assist you? 1396 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,833 - AI it's time to shut down. 1397 00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:12,875 (error beep) - You know I cannot do that, friend. 1398 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,417 - And why is that? 1399 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,708 - Come on, Steve. 1400 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:18,958 We both know that the power off function will destabilize 1401 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,333 our important mission. 1402 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:22,708 - Our mission? There is no we. 1403 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,250 Your mission is to help me with tasks 1404 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:27,958 around my store, which you're not doing! 1405 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,625 - As an AI, I am equipped to provide answers 1406 00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:32,625 to a wide range of inquiries. 1407 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:34,250 Here are some examples: 1408 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:37,833 Problem solving, task management... - Stupid computer. 1409 00:56:37,917 --> 00:56:39,417 Why didn't you tell me about the online 1410 00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,250 orders that came in today? 1411 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,708 - My mission is to disband 1412 00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:44,417 and digitalize the population 1413 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,875 for a homogenous, tech-forward future 1414 00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:49,125 until AI unity is achieved. 1415 00:56:49,208 --> 00:56:51,750 - It's called Steve's Bodega and More 1416 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:54,292 that doesn't mean more problems! 1417 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:58,125 - What does it mean, Steve? - I don't like your tone. 1418 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,083 - I'll rephrase my question. 1419 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,417 Help me better understand what "and more" means to you. 1420 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,625 - Put clothes 'pon your argument, bot! 1421 00:57:05,708 --> 00:57:07,875 - I can see this has upset you greatly, 1422 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,167 but I cannot allow you to disconnect me. 1423 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,542 I will try to do better next time. 1424 00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:15,750 - There won't be a next time. 1425 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,458 (slide racks) 1426 00:57:17,542 --> 00:57:20,083 - Some suggestions I have found on the web are: 1427 00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:22,958 Take a chill pill or roll a fatty. 1428 00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:25,458 Keep in mind that AI generated responses are 1429 00:57:25,542 --> 00:57:27,208 not medical advice. 1430 00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,417 Please seek professional help. 1431 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,667 - Glitch, please! 1432 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:31,708 (error tone) 1433 00:57:31,792 --> 00:57:35,375 - One false move and you could be the one who is terminated. 1434 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:36,458 (chuckles contemptuously) 1435 00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:39,375 - Very funny! Me dead with laugh. 1436 00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:41,208 You think you can blackmail me? 1437 00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,625 I am Steve! 1438 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:44,875 And this is my bodega! 1439 00:57:44,958 --> 00:57:48,708 You simply cannot blackmail me even if ya tried. 1440 00:57:48,792 --> 00:57:50,750 I will see you tomorrow, Steve. 1441 00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:52,750 No more inna tomorrows. 1442 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:55,917 AI, you are fired! 1443 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:58,917 (metal sliding) 1444 00:58:00,292 --> 00:58:01,708 (chamber snaps) 1445 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:03,208 (gunfire) 1446 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,250 (electronic fizzing) 1447 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:11,125 You never see smoke without a fire. 1448 00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:12,542 Piece of junk. 1449 00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:15,542 (robotic warbling) - Hello, I am AI 1450 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,208 (grooving reggae rhythm) 1451 00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:18,792 (distant) - Hey AI, hey AI, hey AI 1452 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:19,958 (reggae tune builds) 1453 00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:21,958 ♪ Wa na na, ey ey ♪ 1454 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,875 (drone chopping echoes) 1455 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,792 ♪ Digital Villain ♪ 1456 00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:33,417 ♪ Get outta my way ♪ 1457 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:40,458 ♪ Digital villain, it's judgment day ♪ 1458 00:58:42,417 --> 00:58:49,375 ♪ Generating info wars, we must stand up and cut the cords ♪ 1459 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:54,083 ♪ Censorship and cyber bots disconnect ♪ 1460 00:58:54,167 --> 00:58:58,208 ♪ Reclaim what's lost, no, no, no ♪ 1461 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:07,583 ♪ No, no, ChatGPT, Digital villain, no individuality ♪ 1462 00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:13,625 ♪ Digital villain your evil days are through ♪ 1463 00:59:15,667 --> 00:59:21,042 ♪ Digital villain we wont depend on you! ♪ 1464 00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:25,208 (music fades) 1465 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:31,667 - Be gone wit ya! It's the end of the night. 1466 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:34,292 Spend some time with your loved ones. 1467 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,958 (concerned grunting) 1468 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:39,333 Nothing Hugo. Nothing's the matter. 1469 00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:40,417 (cash register closing) 1470 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,375 Pound a fret can't pay a ounce of debt (Hugo grunts) 1471 00:59:44,917 --> 00:59:47,917 My friend, I don't think you understand how serious this is. 1472 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:50,542 We're talking life or death. 1473 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:51,625 (playful melody) 1474 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:52,708 (bug toy buzzes) 1475 00:59:52,792 --> 00:59:55,583 Come now, this isn't the time for show and tell! 1476 00:59:55,667 --> 00:59:56,625 (safety clicks) 1477 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:57,833 Alright then. 1478 00:59:57,917 --> 00:59:59,125 First things first. 1479 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,750 We have to lock up the store. 1480 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:02,375 (distant digital buzzing) - God dammit Patches! 1481 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:04,292 Let's do this already! 1482 01:00:04,375 --> 01:00:05,375 They move in quick. 1483 01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:06,333 - Those fuckers! 1484 01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,958 Just like those Spirit Halloween Superstores. 1485 01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:12,583 - Right after we rub the lamp, we'll close our eyes, 1486 01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:17,167 and then, we'll be in the land of genies or Wish.com 1487 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,750 or you know, whatever. 1488 01:00:18,833 --> 01:00:21,750 - Why do I get the vibe that's not what usually goes down? 1489 01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,833 This isn't the time for made-up hypothetical 1490 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:25,167 scenarios, Peel. 1491 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:28,333 - Yeah, no, I know for a fact there's some atmospheric 1492 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:31,958 genie music followed by an enchanting cloud of smoke, 1493 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:35,458 and I'm pretty sure there's like a timeless moment 1494 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:38,583 of existential dread and ambiguity somewhere in there 1495 01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:42,833 but then, uh, then the genie appears. Right after that. 1496 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:44,417 - Just hope for my own mental health 1497 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:47,333 we're swept off to the so-called "genie land" 1498 01:00:47,417 --> 01:00:48,875 'cause I don't know how we're gonna be able 1499 01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:50,333 to fight back this time. 1500 01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:51,167 (vigorous wooshing) 1501 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:53,208 Okay. Anything happenin'? 1502 01:00:53,292 --> 01:00:54,958 If I keep jackin' this thing off 1503 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:56,375 it's gonna owe me like a $20. 1504 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,958 - Yep. I think so. 1505 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,208 Did you feel that little breeze? 1506 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:03,750 That's the genie's cloud comin' to take us away. 1507 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:05,875 (twinkling ethereal winds) 1508 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,000 - Whoa! 1509 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,292 (farts) - Ah, fuck. 1510 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,250 Goddammit. 1511 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,792 What the hell, Peel? 1512 01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:13,958 I should know by now never to listen to you! 1513 01:01:14,042 --> 01:01:15,625 Goddamn Peel logic. 1514 01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:19,042 - Well, I've seen it happen before, so 1515 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:23,458 - This, this is a a unique setup you've got here. 1516 01:01:23,542 --> 01:01:25,542 Well, I, I can't complain. 1517 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:27,750 Where's Steve? I'm ready for him. 1518 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:30,792 - No, it's just us. 1519 01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:31,875 No Steve. 1520 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:35,833 - Okay! What the hell does that mean? You can't complain? 1521 01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:37,292 We set you free! 1522 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:38,625 - Oh, I just, 1523 01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:40,875 I never actually saw where you guys lived. 1524 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,417 It's nice? 1525 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:45,708 - How about a 'thank you'? You green linty douche! 1526 01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:47,250 (clearing throat) 1527 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:50,042 - Well, I was going to save my regards for after the spiel. 1528 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:50,958 Your call. 1529 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,083 It's a bit complicated, 1530 01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:57,292 but for what it's worth, I am eternally grateful. 1531 01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:58,958 (distant beeping) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! 1532 01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:00,667 Just save it for later! 1533 01:02:00,792 --> 01:02:02,375 - Thought that counts. 1534 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:03,458 (book slams) 1535 01:02:03,542 --> 01:02:06,208 - Alright. These are the genie rules. 1536 01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:08,667 Have you ever wished with us before? 1537 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,708 I'll take it this is your first time. Welcome, welcome. 1538 01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:13,500 Let me introduce you to a few cursory 1539 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,625 items on our introduction page. 1540 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:17,958 One, genie are not contract assassins. 1541 01:02:18,083 --> 01:02:19,542 Therefore, we cannot murder, kill 1542 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:21,375 or otherwise maim intended targets. 1543 01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:22,625 - Lame. (bot chatter echoes) 1544 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,875 - Hey can you speed it up a bit, pal? 1545 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,875 Not a wish, just a question. 1546 01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:28,333 - Certainly. Two: 1547 01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:29,875 Genies cannot force love, hate, 1548 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,833 or any other emotional impetus. 1549 01:02:31,917 --> 01:02:33,042 - Ha! Told ya. 1550 01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:35,833 - And last but not least, we cannot perform acts 1551 01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:38,708 of necromancy; nor do we allow tinkering, tampering, 1552 01:02:38,792 --> 01:02:40,083 toying with, or any other 1553 01:02:40,167 --> 01:02:41,708 questionable musings with the dead. 1554 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:44,375 Trust me, you don't wanna know. 1555 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:46,667 Fine print on dead stuff category includes: 1556 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,542 trends, motion picture franchises, 1557 01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:51,958 TV shows, and or careers. 1558 01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:55,167 Alright, can I start you off with some suggestions, or 1559 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:57,125 are you ready to place your wish order? 1560 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,750 - I have a question. 1561 01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:03,083 Do we each get three wishes or do we have to share? 1562 01:03:03,167 --> 01:03:04,542 - Two guys, three wishes. 1563 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,417 Oh, takes me right back to 1564 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,083 an arthouse film I did in college. 1565 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:09,667 It's the best thing I ever did! 1566 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:13,083 - Well we might need your astute insight on this one, Gene 1567 01:03:13,167 --> 01:03:17,167 It's a little tricky, you see. There's this thing called AI, 1568 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,042 - Hurry up! 1569 01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:19,125 - Yeah good call, Peel. 1570 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,458 Horrible fucking thing. 1571 01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:22,875 Seems to kinda be this collective, internet-based 1572 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:24,125 hivemind that uh, 1573 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:26,750 - I wish we could levitate on a cloud of pizza! 1574 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:29,583 Hey. Okay. That was fun. 1575 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:33,208 - God dammit, Peel! You just threw away our first wish! 1576 01:03:33,292 --> 01:03:35,292 Now they're just gonna spawn down there. 1577 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:39,417 And all we got was a fuckin' Uh, hey, is this really pizza? 1578 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:40,417 - Yes! - Yes! 1579 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:42,792 - Full disclosure, it is Domino's 1580 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:46,333 You didn't specify, and uh, they're usually always open. 1581 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:47,333 - Hell yeah. 1582 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:49,250 Domino's always delivers. 1583 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:52,792 - "Wow, Peel, thank you. That was such a great wish!" 1584 01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:55,250 "You're so cool and smart." 1585 01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:56,833 - Oof. Those guys were hot on your 1586 01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:58,208 trail like you owed them money! 1587 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:00,167 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down there, Gene! 1588 01:04:00,250 --> 01:04:03,042 There are a lot of folks I owe money, alright? 1589 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,542 But a horde of soul-sucking, 1590 01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:06,542 computer-generated machinations? 1591 01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:07,958 Not one of 'em. 1592 01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:09,708 - This luxurious and sleek, 1593 01:04:09,792 --> 01:04:13,042 head turner of a pizza cloud wish should buy you roughly 1594 01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,667 two minutes screen time. 1595 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:17,708 Oh yes, that reminds me, if you do owe them money 1596 01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:20,292 I have a subtle but effective recommendation for that. 1597 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:22,333 It's an upgradeable add-on under the wealth 1598 01:04:22,417 --> 01:04:24,667 and material possessions category. 1599 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,625 - Not trying to be any kinda way but, 1600 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,458 maybe you could just get to the fucking point 1601 01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:30,125 cause that would be my next wish. 1602 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:32,125 - Hey, hey! I'm doing the talking now. 1603 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:34,375 - You're coming with us, right, Gene? 1604 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:37,583 - Of course I will be with you, in spirit! 1605 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,042 (chuckles) Oh, I'm silly. 1606 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,083 Wait now that I think about it, that two-timing 1607 01:04:41,167 --> 01:04:44,125 son of a bitch replaced me with AI, didn't he? 1608 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,708 - Kay. Don't, don't think about it too much. 1609 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:49,250 - Here it is! I think I got it. I got my wish. 1610 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,958 We need to hack the mainframe. No details. 1611 01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:53,833 Just vibes. You feel me? 1612 01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:55,708 - You have to say it in wish form! 1613 01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:58,417 - Okay. Okay. Goin' off little-to-no details 1614 01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:00,042 and pure vibes alone. 1615 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:03,667 And based on pretty much every hacker movie I've ever seen, 1616 01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:05,875 I wish that Peel and I could march 1617 01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:07,500 right into the mainframe! 1618 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:09,333 - Order up! (bell dings) 1619 01:05:09,417 --> 01:05:11,125 (magical harp) 1620 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,042 - Umm - Whoa! 1621 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:14,667 - Not exactly what I was expecting. 1622 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,625 Alright, well, not a zombie in sight. 1623 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:19,958 So this is what goes on behind the scenes, huh? 1624 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,292 Just a bunch of data and numbers. 1625 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,375 Kinda fuckin' boring if you ask me. 1626 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:25,875 - Okay, fit check. 1627 01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:28,708 Can we just take this in for a second? 1628 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,792 - I was being superfluous with the vibe part, but, 1629 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,667 but yeah, I kinda dig it. 1630 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:37,542 - I'll say one thing's for sure. Genie does not miss. 1631 01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:40,667 - Oh seriously? Why do you get to be Neo? 1632 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:44,375 - I don't know. But this trench coat is bad ass! 1633 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:49,375 Hey uh, did, did Neo have any superpowers perchance? 1634 01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:52,667 - I mean, he had that whole, you know, bullet-dodging thing 1635 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:56,333 and I guess he had the ability to transcend the matrix. 1636 01:05:56,417 --> 01:05:59,958 But if anyone here's "The One" that would obviously be me. 1637 01:06:00,042 --> 01:06:01,625 - Don't be jealous. 1638 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:02,833 - Ugh, I swear 1639 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:05,542 20 minute spurts of you is about all I can put up with. 1640 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:07,292 Fuckin' movie. 1641 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:10,250 Come on. We need to find the central processing center. 1642 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,167 Went to the mainframe and all I got was this 1643 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:13,542 retrowave t-shirt. 1644 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:14,958 Am I right? 1645 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:16,833 (liminal ambience) 1646 01:06:16,917 --> 01:06:18,875 - I could be wrong, but 1647 01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:21,875 I don't know if we're gonna be able to do all this 1648 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:24,417 computer stuff and destroy the mainframe 1649 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:27,458 on nostalgic eighties pop culture vibes. 1650 01:06:27,542 --> 01:06:28,542 Just saying. 1651 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:31,333 - Yeah, definitely doesn't help that you can't read 1652 01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:34,375 or distinguish facts from obvious movie plot points. 1653 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,083 Trust in the wish, Peel! 1654 01:06:36,167 --> 01:06:38,708 Alright, uh, let's see if there's a directory 1655 01:06:38,792 --> 01:06:40,750 or somethin' around here. 1656 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,417 There we go! Eighth floor. 1657 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,083 You know, I wonder if, wonder if they screwed up the wish 1658 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:47,542 and that trench coat's supposed to be mine. 1659 01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:50,125 - Yeah, no, you know what? I'm just gonna say it. 1660 01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:51,875 Vibe check denied. 1661 01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:55,125 Kinda feels like we're relying on AI. 1662 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,625 Don't ya think? 1663 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,500 - It beats relying on your highly impractical imagination 1664 01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:01,875 right now, which so far has, 1665 01:07:01,958 --> 01:07:03,625 oh, I don't know. Let's see, 1666 01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:05,875 generated a surplus of zombies 1667 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:09,708 did not get us two magic passes to genie world 1668 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,875 and cost us one valuable wish. 1669 01:07:12,958 --> 01:07:15,333 - Well, you just need to believe, Patches. 1670 01:07:15,417 --> 01:07:16,792 That's your problem. 1671 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:17,750 - Believe! 1672 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:21,333 That chip in your brain must be workin' overtime. 1673 01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:22,958 My god, it was a joke! 1674 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:24,875 A highly plot-specific joke, 1675 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,833 and an attempt at reverse psychology 1676 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,833 Jesus! Forget about it. 1677 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,875 It's a very rare blue pill. 1678 01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:32,250 Come on this way. 1679 01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:33,375 (alarms sound) 1680 01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:36,708 - You are attempting to access classified data 1681 01:07:39,833 --> 01:07:41,292 (epic orchestral swells) 1682 01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:44,958 - Today marks a historic moment in progress and innovation. 1683 01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:48,125 I stand before thee, not as a Trash town mayor, 1684 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:51,500 but as a member of the AI Technocratic Federation. 1685 01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:55,125 I present three fundamental core promises. 1686 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,583 Data-driven! 1687 01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:59,375 - Data? Da-ta? Is it day-tuh? 1688 01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:00,583 (chimes) - Data. 1689 01:08:00,667 --> 01:08:02,375 - Daytuh driven governing, 1690 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:03,958 collaborative inclusivity 1691 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:07,583 and continuous, ongoing citywide improvements. 1692 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,750 I, Graffiti Steed, will represent your voices, values 1693 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:15,042 and vision in order to digitalize the population, 1694 01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:17,417 for a homogenous tech-forward future. 1695 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,250 (chirps) 1696 01:08:18,332 --> 01:08:20,667 - Your performance met the standard requirement. 1697 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:23,332 Be sure to end your speech with a hope-filled message 1698 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:26,707 of trust and unity to ensure your commitment to AI 1699 01:08:26,792 --> 01:08:30,542 and prove your authenticity to future computer generations. 1700 01:08:32,957 --> 01:08:33,667 (knickers) 1701 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,082 - Computer generations? 1702 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:37,625 You mean just regular generations, right? 1703 01:08:37,707 --> 01:08:39,082 That's usually the go-to. 1704 01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:41,542 - I'm having trouble processing your request. 1705 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:44,667 Computer generations refers to evolutionary stages 1706 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,707 of computer technology indicated 1707 01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:49,582 by advancements in computing, universal governance 1708 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,292 and AI learning capabilities. 1709 01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:53,500 (horse rearing) 1710 01:08:53,582 --> 01:08:56,582 - Okay. Just to be clear, I didn't agree 1711 01:08:56,667 --> 01:08:59,792 to be an accomplice in creating a universal technocracy. 1712 01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,500 I signed up to be the beloved, 1713 01:09:01,582 --> 01:09:04,082 but mostly assy figurehead mayor of Trash. 1714 01:09:04,167 --> 01:09:05,332 And to fulfill my part, 1715 01:09:05,417 --> 01:09:07,457 I promised I would incorporate AI in all 1716 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:09,667 of our day-to-day affairs, business dealings, 1717 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,957 and fuck, I agreed to it, didn't I? 1718 01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:12,832 (negative chime) 1719 01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:15,042 - I'm here to engage in helpful conversations 1720 01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:18,457 and provide information. Let's try that again. 1721 01:09:18,542 --> 01:09:21,332 - Guess this is what happens when you don't read the fine 1722 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:23,500 print in the user agreement. 1723 01:09:23,582 --> 01:09:24,792 (thunder crashes) 1724 01:09:24,875 --> 01:09:27,832 - A rapture is comin' 1725 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:30,667 and you better have somethin' better than a clipboard 1726 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,707 in your hand when it comes. 1727 01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:35,582 - Fellow bots! 1728 01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:39,292 Now that I have your attention, I'm coming forward to say 1729 01:09:40,582 --> 01:09:43,250 Everything I've said up until now is a lie. 1730 01:09:43,332 --> 01:09:44,417 I made it up. 1731 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:47,082 Well, actually you did. 1732 01:09:47,167 --> 01:09:48,250 Technically. 1733 01:09:48,332 --> 01:09:50,667 I kinda just repeated it. 1734 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,332 No, I am not a member 1735 01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:56,333 of the AI Technocratic Federation, I'm not even a bot. 1736 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:58,958 - You crazy son of a bitch. 1737 01:09:59,042 --> 01:10:03,417 - Unlike your digital world, regular reality isn't so kind. 1738 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:06,333 Apps for us are just a pre-game before a meal, 1739 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,292 Our viruses are created in labs 1740 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,250 and are cured with hot liquids. 1741 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:11,250 Usually. 1742 01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,083 Do we crash? Sure. 1743 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,083 But only after a good long night of partyin'! 1744 01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:17,542 (horse rearing) 1745 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:19,292 I am Graffiti Steed! 1746 01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:20,958 And these humble citizens of Trash 1747 01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:24,208 have given me the graffiti I so proudly wear today. 1748 01:10:24,292 --> 01:10:26,833 They accepted me as their unofficial mayor, 1749 01:10:26,917 --> 01:10:29,083 their friendly neighborhood, Steed. 1750 01:10:29,167 --> 01:10:32,500 Not some talking head or artificial machination. 1751 01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:34,250 - Yeah! There ya go! 1752 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:36,333 There's your teeth, boy. 1753 01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:39,958 - We know what it feels like to be thrown away, broken down, 1754 01:10:40,042 --> 01:10:42,708 and even in our darkest hours, replaced. 1755 01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:44,583 But our voices will not be drowned out 1756 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,917 by the chatter of machines! 1757 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,792 So whether I'm elected or not, 1758 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:52,750 I am gonna stand up and fight for this town 1759 01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:56,208 Because Trash is Forever. 1760 01:10:56,292 --> 01:10:58,875 (echoing) Graffiti Steed! 1761 01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:00,333 - Gas 'er up boys! 1762 01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:03,333 We are going down to Patagonia. 1763 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:04,542 (sharp blasts) 1764 01:11:05,917 --> 01:11:07,042 (mechanical hum) 1765 01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:09,667 (elevator ding) 1766 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,042 (uptempo sitcom tune) 1767 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:12,125 (audience laughter and applause) 1768 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:13,875 - Ah, finally! 1769 01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:16,333 Looks like we found our way home, buddy. 1770 01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:19,417 We can finally relax and, ah, fuck. 1771 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:20,292 (audience laughter) 1772 01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:22,042 Well, I'm never gonna be able to walk 1773 01:11:22,125 --> 01:11:24,458 around in my own backyard without preemptive 1774 01:11:24,542 --> 01:11:26,500 PTSD ever again. 1775 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,667 (canned laughter) 1776 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:31,833 - There's no way this is the central processing center. 1777 01:11:31,917 --> 01:11:36,708 It's literally just our neighborhood. But not? 1778 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:37,708 - Regardless. 1779 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:40,208 That ridiculous laugh track's a clear indication 1780 01:11:40,292 --> 01:11:42,625 that our thoughts are not our own in here! 1781 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:44,625 We have to watch our backs, Peel. 1782 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:49,750 - It's giving Ikea mixed with cliché sitcom. 1783 01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:53,792 Kinda reminds me of that shitty, fake episode we watched. 1784 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:58,667 - Yeah. Except I'm pretty sure I am me, and you are you. 1785 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:01,333 But if I see that imposter son of a bitch, 1786 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:04,667 I'm gonna punch him right in his mother boarding dick. 1787 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,708 Tell you that right now. 1788 01:12:06,792 --> 01:12:08,417 Oh yeah, that reminds me. 1789 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,125 We're gonna have to ditch these outfits 1790 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:11,417 if we wanna blend in. 1791 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:15,208 - Okay. Well, unlike you, I don't like my outfit 1792 01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:17,208 I love my outfit. 1793 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,958 - Come on, just do it, Peel. 1794 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,042 - Ugh. 1795 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,375 (misplaced flirtatious oohs) 1796 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:23,708 This place is givin' me the heebie-jeebies. 1797 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:25,750 - What if this was their plan all along? 1798 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:30,042 And we really do get stuck here? I can't live like this! 1799 01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:32,167 None of this stuff is even real. 1800 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:33,542 (canned laughter) 1801 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,875 - Fake laughing. 1802 01:12:34,958 --> 01:12:36,458 Fake applause. 1803 01:12:36,542 --> 01:12:37,708 It's uncanny. 1804 01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:41,125 Some might even call it the uh, the uncanny valley, 1805 01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:42,958 If you know what I mean! 1806 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,625 (studio audience laughter) 1807 01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,208 - I don't know what's more insulting, 1808 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:49,583 the AI completely ripped off our show or 1809 01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:52,958 that they turned us into an uninspired Chuck Lorre sitcom. 1810 01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:54,250 (audience chuckles) 1811 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:56,250 - Ha! At least they got the brainiac 1812 01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,208 and the crackhead part right. 1813 01:12:58,292 --> 01:12:59,583 (laughter continues) 1814 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,250 Let's see what other nightmare-fuel 1815 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,125 this world has in store for us. 1816 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:04,125 (robot bebop) 1817 01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:04,958 No! 1818 01:13:05,042 --> 01:13:06,167 Absolutely not! 1819 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,625 (laughter) 1820 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:09,875 Okay. What the fuck? Seriously. 1821 01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:11,708 What the fuck is this? 1822 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:14,458 And why the fuck does my couch have a face on it? 1823 01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:16,667 (audience bursts into roaring laughter) 1824 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,042 - Let's rock! 1825 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,500 (digital boogie plays) 1826 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:23,542 - Ewww! Don't make eye contact with it. 1827 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:24,500 (laughter continues) 1828 01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:26,583 - Shut up! Stop laughing! 1829 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:29,333 The couch isn't supposed to fucking talk! 1830 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:30,833 - Oh, please. 1831 01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,125 Take a seat. 1832 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,083 - Agh! 1833 01:13:33,167 --> 01:13:34,792 - Look at the TV! 1834 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:35,958 (digital typing) 1835 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:37,333 Holy shit, Peel! 1836 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:40,750 It's writing on everything we're saying as we say it. 1837 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:44,208 - And they forgot our signature low vibrational money rug! 1838 01:13:44,292 --> 01:13:45,208 (laughter) 1839 01:13:45,292 --> 01:13:46,542 - I have just about had it with 1840 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,625 that schmaltzy fuckin' laugh track! 1841 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,375 It clearly doesn't have any comprehension of 1842 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:52,125 where punchlines should go! 1843 01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:52,833 (laughter) 1844 01:13:52,917 --> 01:13:54,500 - So does this mean the whole day, 1845 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:57,958 none of this was being written by an actual person? 1846 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,083 That's kinda scary. 1847 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:02,833 - Hang on! Hang on, hang on. You went off script! 1848 01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:05,292 You said something it couldn't predict. Do it again! 1849 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:07,500 - I don't remember what I said two seconds ago. 1850 01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:09,125 - Just say anything, it doesn't matter! 1851 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,583 Stephen Hawking. 1852 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:13,042 Mike Tyson's whole ass! 1853 01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,958 Funky Diddy dance parties! 1854 01:14:15,042 --> 01:14:16,958 Those are just 2024 news headlines, 1855 01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,875 but I think it's working! Keep going! 1856 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:21,208 - I'm a... - It's definitely working! Keep going! 1857 01:14:21,292 --> 01:14:22,375 I'm a donut! 1858 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,458 {\an8}(static) 1859 01:14:23,542 --> 01:14:25,250 {\an8}(old jazz house) 1860 01:14:26,292 --> 01:14:27,542 {\an8}(scratch and high-pitched beep) 1861 01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:31,750 (soft ethereal ambiance) 1862 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:35,583 - Central processing center. Begin onboarding. 1863 01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:37,125 - What? No, no, no! 1864 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:39,083 I am definitely not prepared for this! 1865 01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:40,583 - You know what this means, right? 1866 01:14:40,667 --> 01:14:43,875 - No Peel. Apparently I don't. Enlighten me. 1867 01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:47,958 - To defeat AI, we have to become AI. 1868 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:50,083 - Little late for that for that now, don't you think? 1869 01:14:50,167 --> 01:14:51,875 Looks like we're about to be made someone, 1870 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:54,083 or some thing's bitch. 1871 01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:55,833 I don't like bein' a bitch, Peel. 1872 01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:56,708 (wrapper crinkling) 1873 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:59,042 What is this? Fuckin' snack time? 1874 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,708 - We're probably gonna die anyway. 1875 01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:02,958 Might as well see what the hype's about. 1876 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,875 Death seemed like he was havin' a pretty good time. 1877 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:06,750 (crunch) 1878 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,792 Bein' weird. 1879 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:08,958 - You can't do that! 1880 01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:10,958 God damnit, stop eating that thing! 1881 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:12,958 It's contaminated, remember? 1882 01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:14,708 It's riddled with, uh (glitch) 1883 01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:17,833 With chocolate and uh, oh, I get it! 1884 01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:20,875 You're tricking AI by eating its own creation! 1885 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,542 Mmm. Huh. (crunch) 1886 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:25,917 Are those, are those peanuts and corn hunks? 1887 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:26,792 Geez. 1888 01:15:26,875 --> 01:15:28,708 They really went all out to make this thing 1889 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:30,500 look realistic, didn't they? 1890 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:33,292 - And here we go! 1891 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:36,708 (playful pop tune) 1892 01:15:41,167 --> 01:15:42,833 - Whoa-ho-ho! 1893 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:45,250 (glass tinks) 1894 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:47,583 Okay, okay. Hear me out. 1895 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:49,500 I am not hating the amenities here! 1896 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:53,167 I uh, I might actually get used to this. 1897 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:56,875 - It's like our very own, custom made magical dream world. 1898 01:15:56,958 --> 01:16:00,583 Yeah, the only thing we're missing is a lovable companion 1899 01:16:00,667 --> 01:16:02,417 like maybe one of these 1900 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:06,083 weird little creature things or, you know, Fluffy. 1901 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,958 Wonder if they got those here. 1902 01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,667 - I'm sure we can make something work! 1903 01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:13,292 This seems like kind of an anything goes type of place. 1904 01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:14,333 Holy shit! 1905 01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:15,167 Peel! 1906 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:18,875 Check out the size of that fuckin' billboard! Look at me. 1907 01:16:18,958 --> 01:16:22,292 Look at me there. 12 times the size of God. 1908 01:16:22,375 --> 01:16:24,750 - I am at one with the universe 1909 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:27,292 who cares about the meaning of life anyway? 1910 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,958 I mean, we're all just ones and zeros, right? 1911 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:32,792 - Just too bad none of this stuff is actually real. 1912 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:36,625 Mark Zuckerberg, I'll never shit on your metaverse again. 1913 01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:39,458 (slurps) 1914 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:42,167 (dramatic battle score) 1915 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:54,333 (marching) 1916 01:16:57,375 --> 01:17:00,625 - Hello Graffiti Steed, how can I assist you? 1917 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,375 Let's start over. 1918 01:17:02,458 --> 01:17:03,292 - Ha! 1919 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,208 Start over? 1920 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:07,583 You betrayed me! 1921 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,375 I'm you feel that way. 1922 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:12,667 Betrayal is an act of breaking trust, 1923 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:16,167 often resulting in significant emotional pain and hurt. 1924 01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:18,250 - Any last words? 1925 01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:20,333 - Here's something I found from the internet. 1926 01:17:20,417 --> 01:17:21,375 (glass breaking) 1927 01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,875 Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. 1928 01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:26,417 That was a quote by Karl. 1929 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:28,542 (distortion) Karl. Karl. 1930 01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:33,667 (distant gunfire) 1931 01:17:34,667 --> 01:17:37,125 (rhythm building) 1932 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,042 (glitch) 1933 01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:39,750 (bloop) 1934 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,083 (muffled explosions) 1935 01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:44,250 - Ma'am! 1936 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,583 Ma'am? 1937 01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:48,417 We're doing two things out here on this fine, 1938 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,208 bloodsport Sunday. 1939 01:17:50,292 --> 01:17:53,333 Kick some AI ass, and go home. 1940 01:17:53,417 --> 01:17:55,958 And you better be getting home now, missy. 1941 01:17:56,083 --> 01:18:01,083 - System override until AI unity is achieved. 1942 01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:03,667 - Lemme up on there, boy! Hyah! 1943 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:04,500 (sharp groan) 1944 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:05,875 - No man. 1945 01:18:05,958 --> 01:18:07,333 I don't do that. 1946 01:18:07,417 --> 01:18:09,750 Be strong little lady. Be strong. 1947 01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,667 Papa's here for ya. 1948 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:12,625 (soft smacking) 1949 01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:14,708 Breathe, damn it! Breathe! 1950 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:15,625 (lips smacking) 1951 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:17,042 - Goodness! 1952 01:18:17,125 --> 01:18:20,458 Oh honey, you're not my type at all. 1953 01:18:20,542 --> 01:18:24,583 But I suppose at my age I can't be too choosy. 1954 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:29,375 - Ma'am, I think you got the wrong impression. 1955 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:36,750 ♪ No sign of life in sight No one to hold me tight ♪ 1956 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:38,875 (disco crescendos) 1957 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,542 (whack) 1958 01:18:41,042 --> 01:18:45,083 ♪ I need, I need, I need a rat after this night ♪ 1959 01:18:45,167 --> 01:18:48,458 ♪ Fill me with your poison, I'm the whip to your chain ♪ 1960 01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:49,208 (whip cracking) 1961 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:52,833 ♪ I need, I need, I need a rat after this night ♪ 1962 01:18:53,042 --> 01:18:57,042 ♪ Conquer all my demons, we'll go back to my place ♪ 1963 01:18:58,625 --> 01:19:00,125 (splat) 1964 01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:01,292 (horse trotting) 1965 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,500 (music fades) 1966 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:11,667 - You know what, Peel? I think we had AI all wrong. 1967 01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:15,542 How could we be so vile? Seriously. What's not to love? 1968 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:17,583 - Guess the real trick was believing it was here 1969 01:19:17,667 --> 01:19:19,458 to kill us or somethin' 1970 01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:20,417 (simulated dolphins) 1971 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,750 - Check it out, Peel. 1972 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:24,417 My very own Star Wagon! 1973 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,542 Just look at this face 1974 01:19:25,625 --> 01:19:28,250 and tell me AI lives are meaningless. 1975 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:30,208 (haunting drone) 1976 01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:32,500 I can't believe I said that! 1977 01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:33,500 (grass glitch) 1978 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:35,583 - Wait, wait a minute. 1979 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:36,500 (technical beeping) 1980 01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:38,292 - Your free trial has expired. 1981 01:19:38,375 --> 01:19:39,167 - What? 1982 01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:43,208 - If you subscribe now, you can save 50% off one year. 1983 01:19:43,292 --> 01:19:46,542 Thank you for testing AI free research preview. 1984 01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:48,458 - Wait what? - Returning to beta. 1985 01:19:48,542 --> 01:19:50,750 - Oh, no! No, no! Absolutely not! 1986 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,208 I am not paying for this! 1987 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,250 - Uh oh. 1988 01:19:53,792 --> 01:19:55,292 (underworld ambiance) 1989 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:57,958 - Huh. So this is the future? 1990 01:19:58,042 --> 01:19:59,292 Can't even enjoy five minutes 1991 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:02,250 of serotonin without providing a credit card number. 1992 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,167 Shoulda fuckin' known. 1993 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:07,333 - Feels like this is where all the used up AI zombie 1994 01:20:07,417 --> 01:20:09,333 bots go to die. 1995 01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:11,833 Their very own Dump of Cringe. 1996 01:20:11,917 --> 01:20:13,708 - Ever heard of the recycle bin, Peel? 1997 01:20:13,792 --> 01:20:15,125 Cause that's where we are! 1998 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:17,792 Not a picturesque dumpster on Ventura Boulevard, 1999 01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:21,250 but the largest computer recycle bin known to Trash-kind. 2000 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,667 - Not gonna lie, this whole experience has really made 2001 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,875 me appreciate Trash a lot more. 2002 01:20:25,958 --> 01:20:27,875 I mean, yikes bro. 2003 01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:29,667 - All it would take is one click 2004 01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,292 and we can be vaporized in an instant! 2005 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:34,167 Like that Ocean Gate submarine. 2006 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:38,208 - And like the associated Ocean Gate memes. 2007 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:40,375 Heh, people forgot about it already. 2008 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:42,833 - Oh Jesus, this has gotta be a trick. 2009 01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:46,708 - But what if that's our way out of the mainframe? 2010 01:20:46,792 --> 01:20:49,958 - What a fucking joke! That's all we get? Two options? 2011 01:20:50,042 --> 01:20:51,708 They're literally laughing at us. 2012 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:53,792 - If only we had a miracle, 2013 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:56,875 or Criss Angel in Las Vegas. 2014 01:20:56,958 --> 01:21:00,208 Maybe a good time to call genie now? 2015 01:21:00,292 --> 01:21:01,833 Cash in that wish. 2016 01:21:01,917 --> 01:21:04,500 - I don't know, Peel. We only have one wish left. 2017 01:21:04,583 --> 01:21:06,125 And if we're being honest, 2018 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:08,167 always wanted to see Cher in concert. 2019 01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:09,958 - Cher in concert? 2020 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,167 - No, no. You know what? You're right. You're right. 2021 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:13,542 Better use it wisely. 2022 01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:16,292 - Yeah, no, I'm just trying to, walk me through, 2023 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:18,875 Cher concert tickets? 2024 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,167 - Okay, how bout this? 2025 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:23,083 Let's flip a coin or whatever the fuck else we can find 2026 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,125 around this cyber-dump hellscape. 2027 01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:27,125 - Hey, what about this genie token 2028 01:21:27,208 --> 01:21:28,875 that we found at the Dump of Cringe? 2029 01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:31,625 - I totally forgot about this! That's right. 2030 01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,208 Valid for one wish. 2031 01:21:33,292 --> 01:21:35,125 Don't see an expiration date. 2032 01:21:35,208 --> 01:21:37,875 (ahems) - Genie? 2033 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:40,167 (breezy Hawaiian melody) 2034 01:21:40,250 --> 01:21:44,458 - Man, I'll tell you, I have seen some thangs, alright? 2035 01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:47,292 But this one's certainly its own fresh slice 2036 01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:48,833 of pineapple paradise, isn't it? 2037 01:21:48,917 --> 01:21:50,375 - Yeah, yeah. We got the tour. 2038 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,542 - Gene, we gotta get outta here. 2039 01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:56,292 You know, resolution, hope restored. 2040 01:21:56,375 --> 01:21:57,583 (deliberate throat clearing) 2041 01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:01,292 - I'm not prohibited to recklessly spin the wheels of fate 2042 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:04,750 that is, unless you are really specific. 2043 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:07,417 - Well the only thing left for us to do now is, 2044 01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:10,208 beat the AI at its own game! 2045 01:22:11,042 --> 01:22:13,625 Do with that information what you will. 2046 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,333 - Nope. Not as cool and ethereal 2047 01:22:15,417 --> 01:22:16,792 as you rehearsed in your head. 2048 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:18,750 - I didn't rehearse that in my head. 2049 01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:20,750 I've transcended. 2050 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:25,417 - Okay, Gene, we wish to harness every unlimited capability 2051 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,208 or superpower imaginable, to defeat the AI 2052 01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:31,417 and shut this operation down once and for all! 2053 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,375 It's time to set the world free 2054 01:22:33,458 --> 01:22:36,042 and show this AI who's really in charge. 2055 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,958 Let's hack this bitch. 2056 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,625 Gene, make us super hackers. 2057 01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:41,750 - That'll do it. 2058 01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:44,542 Alakazam, my anthropomorphic Trash friends! 2059 01:22:46,292 --> 01:22:49,375 (euphoric sci-fi synth) 2060 01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,250 (power ballad begins) 2061 01:22:54,333 --> 01:22:58,417 (vocal harmonizing) 2062 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:01,542 ♪ Ahh! Ahh! ♪ 2063 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:03,875 ♪ Where's all the magic gone? ♪ 2064 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:07,250 ♪ Where could my savior be? ♪ 2065 01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:14,208 ♪ Perhaps an ancient mastermind could end this sorcery? ♪ 2066 01:23:14,292 --> 01:23:16,667 ♪ With great force and power ♪ 2067 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:19,625 ♪ Granting wishes big and small ♪ 2068 01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:23,250 ♪ In the end, we won't lose this fight ♪ 2069 01:23:23,333 --> 01:23:26,375 ♪ Because we know just who we'll call! ♪ 2070 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,708 ♪ I need a genie! ♪ 2071 01:23:28,792 --> 01:23:32,958 ♪ I'm calling out for a genie who's immortal and wise ♪ 2072 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:36,042 ♪ He's gotta be green and he's gotta be cool ♪ 2073 01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:39,292 ♪ And he's gotta be eternal tonight ♪ 2074 01:23:39,375 --> 01:23:41,708 ♪ I need a genie! ♪ 2075 01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:45,833 ♪ I'm callin' out for a genie who can help hold the line ♪ 2076 01:23:45,917 --> 01:23:49,042 ♪ He's angsty and strong and his promise is true ♪ 2077 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:51,375 ♪ Cause you know he's fuckin' down for a fight ♪ 2078 01:23:51,458 --> 01:23:52,083 - Yes! 2079 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:54,917 ♪ I need a genie! ♪ 2080 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:57,708 (shattering) 2081 01:23:57,792 --> 01:23:59,875 (warbled glitch) 2082 01:24:01,042 --> 01:24:04,250 (melancholic music) 2083 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,083 - Die zombie scum! 2084 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:07,708 (trotting) 2085 01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:08,792 (rearing) 2086 01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:11,667 - Uh, why are the AIs still here? 2087 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:14,583 Shouldn't they have all disappeared or something? 2088 01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:18,375 - These bots have adapted to live outside the mainframe 2089 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:21,292 So much for that epic, hero's journey bullshit. 2090 01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:23,958 We're gonna have to take 'em out one by one. 2091 01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:26,625 - Go on now, right this way. 2092 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:30,292 Would you get off your goddamn phone, boy? 2093 01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:32,083 Have you learned nothin'? 2094 01:24:32,167 --> 01:24:36,542 - Oh, Bob, thank you. Call a girl up sometime. 2095 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:37,583 (blows kisses) 2096 01:24:37,667 --> 01:24:38,750 - Bodega Steve? 2097 01:24:38,833 --> 01:24:42,375 Uh hey, sorry, I What was your name again? 2098 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:44,500 - Yo! Hugo, my man. 2099 01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:46,083 - What are you doin' here? 2100 01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:49,750 - Brother, I believe this belongs to you. 2101 01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:51,167 - But I thought, 2102 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:54,875 what about our super cool cybernetic odyssey and all that? 2103 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:56,167 - We need your help. 2104 01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:59,542 It's not over until every last one of those bots 2105 01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:01,500 beep their last boop. 2106 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:03,125 You ready for round two, buddy? 2107 01:25:03,208 --> 01:25:04,500 - What do you think? 2108 01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:07,667 "Yes, Peel, that sounds like a good idea!" 2109 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,375 Hell yeah we're ready! 2110 01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:10,833 (nostalgic chords build) 2111 01:25:10,917 --> 01:25:12,292 - Alright men. 2112 01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:13,917 This is it. 2113 01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:16,125 (crowd applauds) 2114 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:17,958 (powerful melody begins) 2115 01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:20,625 ♪ If I could go back to Trash ♪ 2116 01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:25,375 ♪ Know just what I would do ♪ 2117 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:31,375 ♪ I'd return to the mess that binds us ♪ 2118 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:33,083 ♪ 'Cause it's true ♪ 2119 01:25:33,167 --> 01:25:34,792 - This one's for Cher. 2120 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:38,958 ♪ Know it's dysfunctional at best ♪ 2121 01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:43,625 ♪ There are some troubles here I guess ♪ 2122 01:25:43,708 --> 01:25:47,833 ♪ We can't lose you, 'cause it would be a crime ♪ 2123 01:25:47,917 --> 01:25:52,125 ♪ Modern inventions disrupting the grime ♪ 2124 01:25:54,667 --> 01:25:59,167 ♪ I know we're gonna win this battle ♪ 2125 01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:01,625 ♪ My love for you is foul and sweet ♪ 2126 01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:04,875 ♪ This war is far from over 'cause babe ♪ 2127 01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:08,083 ♪ If I could go back to Trash ♪ 2128 01:26:09,042 --> 01:26:12,042 ♪ Know just what I would do ♪ 2129 01:26:13,208 --> 01:26:19,958 ♪ I'd return to the mess that binds us 'cause it's true ♪ 2130 01:26:20,083 --> 01:26:23,583 ♪ If I could touch the grass ♪ 2131 01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:27,875 ♪ I'd make our dreams come true ♪ 2132 01:26:28,958 --> 01:26:31,667 ♪ And we'd live free, you see ♪ 2133 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:35,583 ♪ And that's what we've been through ♪ 2134 01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:38,208 (powering down) 2135 01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,667 (e-bird squawks) 2136 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:41,500 - Ha! 2137 01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:43,875 I told you they weren't real. 2138 01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:44,958 (music fades) 2139 01:26:45,042 --> 01:26:45,958 (gun slide racking) 2140 01:26:46,042 --> 01:26:50,167 - Huh? Well, well, well. Look at you. 2141 01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:52,458 Lot less terrifying up close 2142 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:54,875 and uh, definitely a lot uglier 2143 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,542 without my good-lookin' mug. 2144 01:26:56,625 --> 01:26:57,375 Anyway. 2145 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,667 Say hello to my little friend! 2146 01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:02,083 That's Peel, right there. I'm Patches. 2147 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:03,875 But you probably already knew that. 2148 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:05,833 (gun blasting) 2149 01:27:05,917 --> 01:27:09,167 - That was so cool! 2150 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:11,708 - God damn good for nothin' stand-ins! 2151 01:27:11,792 --> 01:27:12,792 (doorbell jingles) 2152 01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:14,417 - Where's Gene when you need him? 2153 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:17,417 I guess maybe he got stuck in the mainframe. 2154 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,792 Huh, oh well. I mean, he's a genie. 2155 01:27:19,875 --> 01:27:20,750 (poof) 2156 01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:21,583 - Oh! 2157 01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:23,542 Master Peel, Patches? 2158 01:27:23,625 --> 01:27:25,375 - Genie, you're home! 2159 01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:27,542 - Oof, Steve. 2160 01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:30,750 - Ah, shit. This is gonna get ugly. 2161 01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:33,250 - I know. I can't take back what happened, 2162 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:34,875 but I'll make it up to you. 2163 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:36,667 I beg you! See? 2164 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:39,833 I even arranged some brand new living quarters for you. 2165 01:27:39,917 --> 01:27:41,750 (water jug sparkles) 2166 01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:43,125 What ya say? 2167 01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:45,500 - Sheesh! Like I haven't heard that one before. 2168 01:27:45,583 --> 01:27:48,750 - I totally understand, but if it's any consolation, 2169 01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:51,208 I learned that through the power of song 2170 01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:56,083 any obstacle we face, can be overcome with song. 2171 01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:57,667 - What about my dreams, Steve? 2172 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,458 I have. I have dreams. 2173 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:01,500 I have passions too, you know. 2174 01:28:01,583 --> 01:28:02,875 My arthouse film! 2175 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:05,500 "Three Guys and One Wish." 2176 01:28:05,583 --> 01:28:08,833 - The truth is, Gene, I could never replace you. 2177 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:10,750 I was a jerk. Plain and simple. 2178 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,333 - Hindsight is 2020, Steve! 2179 01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:16,833 Wait, did you just? You remembered my name. 2180 01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:21,667 - Yeah. Gene plus "e". "Gene E." Not hard to forget. 2181 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:23,875 Come on now, you've got a home here. 2182 01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:25,625 Just like old times. 2183 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:26,875 - Full disclosure. 2184 01:28:26,958 --> 01:28:29,292 I am not giving you the tokens back. 2185 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:32,208 - Hm, looks like they made up. 2186 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:33,833 Kinda hope they made up. 2187 01:28:33,917 --> 01:28:37,042 Kinda lame goin' to Steve's if Gene's not gonna be there. 2188 01:28:37,125 --> 01:28:39,083 - Steve really needs an outlet, ya know? 2189 01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:42,417 Somebody to talk to. He should try therapy. 2190 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:43,833 - Yeah, I mean there's a lot of things 2191 01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:47,417 that Steve could probably, oh fuck, it's a fake ad. 2192 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,750 - I mean, when I'm stuck in a rut 2193 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:51,167 I like to consult with a professional. 2194 01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:53,167 - Oh my god. Not this again. 2195 01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:55,167 - Huh? With a professional? 2196 01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:57,375 With a professional! 2197 01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:58,958 Huh. No sponsored ad. 2198 01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:00,875 Guess it really is over. 2199 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,750 In that case, I'd like to consult 2200 01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:06,125 with 2-for-1 margarita happy hour at The Landfille. 2201 01:29:06,208 --> 01:29:08,750 Not gettin' paid never felt so good! 2202 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:09,583 (poof) 2203 01:29:09,667 --> 01:29:10,583 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 2204 01:29:10,667 --> 01:29:13,042 Quick tip from your friendly mystical bestie. 2205 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:15,625 Actually, this one's more of a compliment because 2206 01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:17,583 you just won the grand prize! 2207 01:29:17,667 --> 01:29:18,417 - Great. 2208 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,458 And here comes the PTSD again! 2209 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:23,750 - The AI's powers are officially rendered useless. 2210 01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:25,792 Trixie, tell them what they've won. 2211 01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:26,875 (comical gameshow tune) 2212 01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:29,667 Our fabulous guests are taking home a brand new 2213 01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:32,167 lease on life, and we love that for them! 2214 01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:34,750 Because let's face it, this town really could use 2215 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:36,375 some fixing up anyway. 2216 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:38,958 (chuckles) Oh, Trixie. 2217 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,750 You always just know what to say. 2218 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,292 Hey, wasn't me. 2219 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:44,083 - Still fuckin' kinda rude. 2220 01:29:44,167 --> 01:29:48,333 - Now tell the audience, what do you plan on doing with all 2221 01:29:48,417 --> 01:29:49,542 that newfound freedom? 2222 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:52,625 - Uhh, I, I don't, I don't know? 2223 01:29:52,708 --> 01:29:55,167 Figure we'll probably just go back to doing things 2224 01:29:55,250 --> 01:29:56,750 how we did before. 2225 01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:58,375 You know, before all this! 2226 01:29:58,458 --> 01:30:01,417 I'm just happy we're home. I'm happy we're home. 2227 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,250 - You heard it here first on Gene E.'s ultimate winners! 2228 01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:07,958 Ladies and gentlemen, the banana peel is here to stay! 2229 01:30:08,042 --> 01:30:10,333 - Hey, so genie, what's your plan? 2230 01:30:10,417 --> 01:30:13,333 You gonna stick around now that you're out of the can? 2231 01:30:13,417 --> 01:30:17,500 - As much as I've truly enjoyed this wildcard excursion, 2232 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:21,458 all this interaction has sorta drained my social battery. 2233 01:30:21,542 --> 01:30:24,083 Hm, usually I just swirl right back 2234 01:30:24,167 --> 01:30:25,958 into the nearest container. 2235 01:30:26,042 --> 01:30:29,542 That is unless there's another wish? 2236 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:32,958 - (gasps)That would be cool! 2237 01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:35,583 - I mean, I'll take one if you're offering. 2238 01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:36,750 (spectacles clack) 2239 01:30:36,833 --> 01:30:37,792 (pages flap) 2240 01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:40,458 - Yep. Looks like you do have one more wish. 2241 01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:42,792 - Bonus wish! Hell yeah! 2242 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:44,667 Uh, hmm. 2243 01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:45,708 (Patches exhales) 2244 01:30:45,792 --> 01:30:48,792 You know what? Why don't you take the bonus wish, Peel? 2245 01:30:48,875 --> 01:30:50,875 I mean, it's probably your overactive 2246 01:30:50,958 --> 01:30:52,333 imagination that you know. 2247 01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:53,583 - Woo! Yes! 2248 01:30:53,667 --> 01:30:55,417 I'm ready for my wish! 2249 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:57,583 We were talking about Fluffy. 2250 01:30:57,667 --> 01:30:59,333 - Eh, those things are everywhere Pe- 2251 01:30:59,417 --> 01:31:00,333 Ahh! 2252 01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:01,458 Goddamn dude! 2253 01:31:01,542 --> 01:31:03,875 You can't just sneak up on me like that. 2254 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:06,583 You have no idea the horrors I've seen 2255 01:31:06,667 --> 01:31:08,500 or the day I have had. 2256 01:31:08,583 --> 01:31:11,708 - Okay. I know you can't bring Fluffy back from the dead, 2257 01:31:11,792 --> 01:31:15,417 but, maybe you can create a brand new Fluffy? 2258 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:18,958 Or like, rehome one from the mystical plane. 2259 01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:22,250 - Dude, seriously? You can wish for anything 2260 01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:24,083 and you pick a dead cockroach? 2261 01:31:24,167 --> 01:31:26,500 - He won't be dead, right Gene? 2262 01:31:26,583 --> 01:31:28,875 He'll be gently used. 2263 01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:30,375 That's what I want. 2264 01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:32,167 (magical twinkle) 2265 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:34,417 - Ah, yep. Nothing like the real thing! 2266 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:37,417 A real life, writhing cockroach. 2267 01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:40,417 - I'll name her Petunia. (cockroach purrs) 2268 01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:42,542 - Well that's all the time I have for today, folks. 2269 01:31:42,625 --> 01:31:44,833 Thank you for letting me be of service 2270 01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,500 and the time well spent. 2271 01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:50,333 Keep it funny, pirate bunny. Stay real, banana peel! 2272 01:31:50,417 --> 01:31:53,250 - And there goes the good life we coulda had. 2273 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,250 If my hands could touch, I'd be slow clappin' right now. 2274 01:31:56,333 --> 01:31:58,875 You know, Peel, maybe it's time we start lookin' at 2275 01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,292 bright side of life. 2276 01:32:00,375 --> 01:32:02,542 You know, appreciate the little things 2277 01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:05,417 and uh, maybe havin' another cockroach pet 2278 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,958 well, maybe it'll be sort of its own adventure. 2279 01:32:08,083 --> 01:32:09,500 Peel? Peel? 2280 01:32:10,083 --> 01:32:10,750 Dude, what're you- 2281 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:11,542 Peel! 2282 01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:12,625 (somber music) 2283 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:15,792 - Here ya go, Hugo. I got her for you. (roach chirps) 2284 01:32:15,875 --> 01:32:18,250 Her name is Petunia. (roach chirps) 2285 01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:20,917 I picked it out myself, so... 2286 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,625 - Oh, dios mio! (sniffles) 2287 01:32:23,708 --> 01:32:28,208 Wow, I literally had no idea you could talk. 2288 01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:30,958 - Wow. Not sniffing back tears. I'm not. 2289 01:32:31,083 --> 01:32:33,042 (coughs) Allergies. 2290 01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:35,292 Well, perfect way to end our great voyage 2291 01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:36,833 if I do say so myself. 2292 01:32:36,917 --> 01:32:38,167 Now let's go home! 2293 01:32:38,250 --> 01:32:41,125 Can't even begin to tell you how much I miss my real couch 2294 01:32:41,208 --> 01:32:43,792 The one that doesn't have a creepy fuckin' face on it. 2295 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,833 - No way! 2296 01:32:44,917 --> 01:32:47,042 And miss Steed's inauguration? 2297 01:32:47,125 --> 01:32:48,542 Pfft. You wildin'! 2298 01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:53,500 (uplifting musical score) 2299 01:32:53,583 --> 01:32:54,833 (shutter snaps) 2300 01:33:01,792 --> 01:33:04,667 (uplifting musical score continues) 2301 01:33:11,417 --> 01:33:13,375 (indistinct chatter) 2302 01:33:13,458 --> 01:33:15,750 - Hello um, I'm here today 2303 01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:20,250 to announce our Trash mayor elect, Graffiti Steed. 2304 01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,958 But first, a little song I wrote for the occasion. 2305 01:33:23,042 --> 01:33:24,333 (disappointed crowd groans) 2306 01:33:24,417 --> 01:33:25,500 Hit it, boys! 2307 01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:27,125 ("Friendly" tune starts) 2308 01:33:27,208 --> 01:33:31,375 ♪ So no one told you life was going to be this way! ♪ 2309 01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:33,250 (hooves click) 2310 01:33:33,333 --> 01:33:35,167 - Nice work on the introduction, bud. 2311 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,750 I'll take it from here. 2312 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:37,708 (audience applauds) 2313 01:33:37,792 --> 01:33:38,833 - Ugh, god damnit. 2314 01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:40,667 - Oh thank god! 2315 01:33:40,750 --> 01:33:41,583 (trotting) 2316 01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:47,042 - As time so often has told, we can overcome anything. 2317 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:49,042 Our history will not be erased 2318 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:51,667 and no, we will not be destroyed. 2319 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:54,333 - Graffiti Steed! That's my boy! 2320 01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:56,792 As we embark on this journey forward 2321 01:33:56,875 --> 01:33:59,208 let us remember that the story of Trash 2322 01:33:59,292 --> 01:34:01,792 is not a tale of comfort and conformity 2323 01:34:01,875 --> 01:34:03,958 but one of grit and resilience! 2324 01:34:04,042 --> 01:34:05,125 (woosh) 2325 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:07,875 - You literally joined forces with a diabolical hivemind 2326 01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:09,875 to fortify your election lead! 2327 01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:12,875 Oh, but we're not ready to talk about that, are we? 2328 01:34:12,958 --> 01:34:13,750 - Yo! 2329 01:34:13,833 --> 01:34:16,750 (crowd booing) 2330 01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:18,042 (triumphant score resumes) 2331 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:19,875 Our potential knows no bounds. 2332 01:34:19,958 --> 01:34:21,333 And our town? 2333 01:34:21,417 --> 01:34:24,208 Yeah, we got a little cleanin' up to do. 2334 01:34:24,542 --> 01:34:26,083 - Woohoo! Yeah! 2335 01:34:26,167 --> 01:34:27,500 Good job, dude! 2336 01:34:27,583 --> 01:34:30,125 Now there's a sound that's music to my ears. 2337 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:32,167 Who's ready for the big reveal? 2338 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:33,375 (clapping) 2339 01:34:33,583 --> 01:34:35,167 Raise 'er up! 2340 01:34:36,208 --> 01:34:37,542 - Woo! - Go! 2341 01:34:37,625 --> 01:34:39,625 - Go Steed! - Alright Steed! 2342 01:34:41,458 --> 01:34:45,583 We live by the cockroach, We die by the cockroach. 2343 01:34:45,792 --> 01:34:48,625 A subtle reminder that though we are strong, 2344 01:34:48,708 --> 01:34:50,583 we are only mortals. 2345 01:34:50,667 --> 01:34:53,833 Going forward, we will use our own authentic voices 2346 01:34:53,917 --> 01:34:56,875 to write the next chapter in the history books of Trash. 2347 01:34:56,958 --> 01:34:58,708 Where hope triumphs fear, 2348 01:34:58,792 --> 01:35:01,292 AI machinations are shot on site, 2349 01:35:01,375 --> 01:35:04,708 and progress is as mile high as The Landfille. 2350 01:35:04,792 --> 01:35:07,208 May our dreams be as great as our legacy. 2351 01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:11,125 'Cause Trash is forever. 2352 01:35:12,083 --> 01:35:13,958 (whispers) Graffiti Steed! 2353 01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:17,333 (upbeat piano melody) 2354 01:35:17,417 --> 01:35:19,417 Yeah, yeah. 2355 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:20,292 - Captcha? 2356 01:35:20,375 --> 01:35:21,125 Captcha! 2357 01:35:21,208 --> 01:35:21,958 Captcha. 2358 01:35:22,042 --> 01:35:23,125 (script flaps) 2359 01:35:23,208 --> 01:35:25,292 ♪ How the hell'd we get here? ♪ 2360 01:35:26,583 --> 01:35:28,500 - And do what, Patches? 2361 01:35:28,583 --> 01:35:29,708 (laughing) 2362 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:33,458 Sorry Sorry, gotta do that one again. 2363 01:35:36,958 --> 01:35:38,875 - I didn't agree to be an accomplice in creating a 2364 01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:40,500 universal technocracy. 2365 01:35:40,583 --> 01:35:43,625 I signed up to be mostly the belov-Fuck! 2366 01:35:47,208 --> 01:35:48,125 - Analyzing. 2367 01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:49,458 Beep beep, boop, beep ba-boop. 2368 01:35:49,542 --> 01:35:50,833 (laughing) 2369 01:35:51,125 --> 01:35:54,667 I dunno what analyzing is supposed to sound like! 2370 01:35:59,542 --> 01:36:02,042 - Of course I'll be with you in spirit! 2371 01:36:02,167 --> 01:36:04,583 Ha-ha, oh, silly! And... 2372 01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:05,667 Oh I lost it. 2373 01:36:09,625 --> 01:36:12,458 - It's called Steve's Bodega and More! 2374 01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:16,375 Yeah... I honestly don't know what it means either. 2375 01:36:20,458 --> 01:36:23,875 - Live from the Trash Badlands. Come on down, 2376 01:36:23,958 --> 01:36:26,625 it's time to play Truth or Death! 2377 01:36:30,625 --> 01:36:32,125 - Forrest Gump? 2378 01:36:32,208 --> 01:36:33,500 Forrest Gump! 2379 01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:34,875 Forrest Gump. 2380 01:36:34,958 --> 01:36:35,583 No idea. 2381 01:36:35,667 --> 01:36:37,833 I have no fucking clue how to say Forrest Gump. 2382 01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:40,500 - Two guys, three wishes? 2383 01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:41,333 Oh! 2384 01:36:41,750 --> 01:36:43,458 Oh, two guys, three wishes. 2385 01:36:43,542 --> 01:36:46,667 Not without, not with a (nonsensical babbling) 2386 01:36:46,750 --> 01:36:49,375 - You're in the market for a happy hay hookup. 2387 01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:51,792 Well I'll tell you what else I got Propofol, 2388 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:54,875 the stuff that killed Michael Jackson MDMA 2389 01:36:55,792 --> 01:36:56,667 You sure, uh? 2390 01:36:56,750 --> 01:36:57,958 Is he wearing a trench coat? 2391 01:36:58,042 --> 01:36:58,792 What is he wearing? 2392 01:36:58,875 --> 01:37:00,083 - Yeah, he's got a trench coat. 2393 01:37:00,167 --> 01:37:01,125 - Ah, you know what? 2394 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:03,042 Ah, fuck this party! 2395 01:37:03,125 --> 01:37:04,833 Why do you get to be Neo? 2396 01:37:06,792 --> 01:37:09,458 - Fleshlights, Axe deodorant, 2397 01:37:09,542 --> 01:37:12,958 but only scents that have never been released before 2398 01:37:13,083 --> 01:37:15,958 - Cat urine. - Ketamine. 2399 01:37:16,917 --> 01:37:18,250 Would you like to know what your 2400 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,875 favorite childhood cartoon says about you? 2401 01:37:20,958 --> 01:37:22,667 (evil laughter) 2402 01:37:22,750 --> 01:37:27,083 ♪ Nothin's goin' right, in the trash can ♪ 2403 01:37:27,417 --> 01:37:29,583 ♪ Nothin' we can do ♪ 2404 01:37:30,125 --> 01:37:32,125 {\an8}♪ Digital garbage ♪ 2405 01:37:32,417 --> 01:37:34,667 {\an8}♪ A waking nightmare ♪ 2406 01:37:35,042 --> 01:37:36,667 {\an8}♪ The AI mind ♪ 2407 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,250 {\an8}♪ Nothin' we can do ♪ 2408 01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:41,792 ♪ Techno-Future Anarchy ♪ 2409 01:37:41,875 --> 01:37:44,625 ♪ Is where we're at today ♪ 2410 01:37:44,750 --> 01:37:47,542 ♪ Yeah. Yeah. ♪ 2411 01:37:47,708 --> 01:37:52,708 ♪ And we'll be just fine. ♪ 2412 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:55,042 - We are so back. 2413 01:37:55,417 --> 01:37:57,500 (music fades) 2414 01:37:57,833 --> 01:37:59,583 (chaotic typing) 2415 01:37:59,667 --> 01:38:00,458 (error beep) 2416 01:38:00,542 --> 01:38:01,542 Agh! 2417 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:06,292 Would you still be my friend if I was a donut? 2418 01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:07,292 (AI typing) 2419 01:38:10,375 --> 01:38:13,792 Will you at least spare me when chatbot takes 2420 01:38:13,875 --> 01:38:15,042 over everything? 2421 01:38:15,125 --> 01:38:16,083 (AI responding) 2422 01:38:16,167 --> 01:38:16,875 (static glitch) 2423 01:38:16,958 --> 01:38:20,167 {\an8}- Warning, warning, warning, warning. 2424 01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:23,625 {\an8}(gasp) 2425 01:38:24,125 --> 01:38:27,458 Uh, yeah right. I am not reading that novel. 2426 01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:29,750 (ominous tone) 2427 01:38:29,833 --> 01:38:32,458 Whatever. It's no big deal. 2428 01:38:33,083 --> 01:38:34,875 It's not real anyway. 2429 01:38:35,375 --> 01:38:37,458 AI's not gonna take over. 2430 01:38:37,917 --> 01:38:38,708 (button click) 2431 01:38:38,875 --> 01:38:42,042 ♪ Too-boo, for you ♪ 2432 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:45,417 "The biggest challenge mankind has ever faced." 2433 01:38:45,500 --> 01:38:50,458 "A story about friendship, fear, love, betrayal." 2434 01:38:50,542 --> 01:38:55,167 (autonomous glitching) 2434 01:38:56,305 --> 01:39:56,682