"Kiff" A Troll Through the Woods/Big Coat

1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:03,629 - [♪ theme music playing] <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,089 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,258 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,302 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,762 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 6 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:17,016 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,060 <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> 8 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,729 <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> - [♪ theme music concludes] 9 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,734 [both chuckle] 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,072 [narrator] <i>Brought to you by 92.7 WODZ, The Woodz.</i> 11 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,823 <i>Can I get a hoot-hoot?</i> 12 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,451 [horns blaring] 13 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,246 I'm so excited Trollie asked us to hang. 14 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,331 We’re, like, close pals now. 15 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,290 What can we say? 16 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,628 The troll’s got Kiff and Barry on the brain! 17 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,550 - Good morning, Trollie! - Good morning, Trollie! 18 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,511 [smacks lips, yawns] Hmm. 19 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,138 What's that? Oh, who's that? 20 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,139 It's Kiff and Barry. 21 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,684 You texted us to hang out, remember? 22 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:04,481 I did? Oh, jeez. Ugh, I totally forgot. 23 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,482 [yawns] I barely slept last night. 24 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,442 I've been having the worst nightmares. 25 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,194 I didn’t know you got nightmares. 26 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:13,114 I don't. Not since I was a little troll, anyway. 27 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,617 It's too bad I don't still have Count Eyebrows. 28 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,496 Who's Count Eyebrows? 29 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,248 Oh, thanks for asking, Barry. 30 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,542 Count Eyebrows was my favorite doll. 31 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,711 He made me feel safe and kept away my nightmares. 32 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,755 <i>And to fall asleep, all I’d do was just count his eyebrows.</i> 33 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,218 One, two... [snores] 34 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,305 [sighs heavily] 35 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:39,265 Oh, okay. Well, follow-up question. 36 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,642 Where is Count Eyebrows? 37 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:46,772 - [sighs] My old neighborhood. - Trollie, holy cow! 38 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,607 Did you grow up in the Wicker Woods? 39 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,609 The woods where fairies, trolls, gremlins, 40 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,820 et cetera, live in magical gated harmony? 41 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,197 Yep. I haven't actually been back since I left 42 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:58,326 to find work in Table Town. [sighs] A lot of memories. 43 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,411 Yeah. Not all good, actually. 44 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,205 You know what? What's so good about sleeping anyway? 45 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,457 I could get into loitering. 46 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,336 Trollie, hey, i-- if you want your doll, let's go get it. 47 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,504 Yeah, we'll be quick, in and out. 48 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,258 [sighs heavily] All right. I guess we're doing this. 49 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,135 [lock clicks] 50 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,722 [♪ whimsical music playing] 51 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,559 - [frog croaking] - [birds chirping] 52 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,648 <i>- ♪ The Wicker Woods ♪</i> - [♪ music concludes] 53 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:32,194 Here goes! 54 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,908 [♪ whimsical music playing] 55 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:45,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 56 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,307 [laughs] 57 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,354 [♪ distant hip-hop music playing] 58 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,356 This rules. 59 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,358 Yeah, yeah, it is kind of cool, huh? 60 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,569 Eh, it's nice to see the breakdancers again. [gasps] 61 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,697 - [slurps] - [sighs in exasperation] 62 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,825 Ooh, I haven't had a Jerry's elderberry smoothie in forever. 63 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,828 I used to get one, like, every day after school. Should we? 64 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,912 - Yeah! - Yeah! 65 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,665 [slurps] 66 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,377 Ah, careful. That is a bottomless hole. 67 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,296 You do not want to trip into it. 68 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,180 Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Big City Troll. 69 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:47,351 'Sup, Table Town? What? No suit and tie? 70 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,354 No... bridge hat? 71 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,649 Uh, hello, Humphrey. Humphrey's cronies. 72 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,569 Trollie? Who are these trolls? 73 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,612 We went to high school together, didn't we, Big City? 74 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,867 But then Bridge Boy here decided he was too good for the Woods. 75 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,909 We haven't seen each other in, what? 76 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,954 Uh... Let's see here. Uh... 77 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:07,956 Seven years? 78 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,712 Come on, T. Let's just go grab Count Eyebrows and get out of here. 79 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,672 [♪ ominous music playing] 80 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,590 [laughs] 81 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,842 Listen up. We're gonna make Trollie wish 82 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,262 he'd never come home. [grunts] 83 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,264 - [snickers] Oh, sorry. - Deepest apologies. 84 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,641 Oh, yeah, s-- sorry, boss. Sorry. 85 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,726 [birds chirping] 86 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,562 This is it. My mom's house. 87 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,355 [knocks] 88 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,943 [lock clicks] 89 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,279 [door clicks] 90 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,658 My baby! Oh, it's been so long. 91 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,619 Come in. Come in, all of you. 92 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,456 [door creaks, shuts] 93 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,420 And that's where I burned a hole in the couch. 94 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,922 But we couldn't flip the cushion 95 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,925 because I got marinara sauce on the other side. [chuckles] 96 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:01,967 [all laughing] 97 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:05,680 All right. Are you ready to see 98 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,891 the coolest bedroom ever? 99 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,314 Whoa, look at all the awesome gym equipment. 100 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,984 And nothing on the walls. Huh. Such a bold statement. 101 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,153 Wait, what? Mum! 102 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,657 Did you turn my room into a boring home gym? 103 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,826 Uh, possibly. 104 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,994 But where's all my stuff? Where's Count Eyebrows? 105 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,663 I don't know. I mean, 106 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,831 I boxed up all of that stuff years ago. 107 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,460 Uncle Phil's been keeping it in his garage. 108 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,462 Okay, don't panic. 109 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,715 We'll just grab Count Eyebrows from Uncle Phil's. 110 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,968 Oh, but he's all the way on the other side of the Woods. 111 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,971 We were supposed to be in and out. 112 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:50,891 [singer] <i>♪ And so, the three friends in their brave entourage ♪</i> 113 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,477 <i>♪ Passed brambles through streams ♪</i> 114 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,521 <i>♪ And littered garbage ♪</i> 115 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,734 <i>♪ Until finally, they reached Trollie's uncle’s garage ♪</i> 116 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:04,446 <i>♪ Phil told the tale of a fateful garage sale ♪</i> 117 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,951 <i>♪ Where Count Eyebrows was sold to an athleisure troll ♪</i> 118 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:13,707 <i>♪ The interested buyer loved teaching Pilates ♪</i> 119 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,711 <i>♪ Who, aside from her fitness bought dolls as a hobby ♪</i> 120 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:22,423 <i>♪ But Tara said no, the doll was lost weeks ago ♪</i> 121 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:26,844 <i>♪ When she went to a tree for a sandwich to-go ♪</i> 122 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:31,057 <i>♪ But sandwich sales had been slow ♪</i> 123 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:35,520 <i>♪ The gremlin needed cash flow ♪</i> 124 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,480 <i>♪ So he sold the contents of his lost and found ♪</i> 125 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:42,402 <i>♪ To a peddler fairy who was passing through town ♪</i> 126 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,947 <i>♪ At the wagon, yet another failure-- ♪</i> 127 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,741 Hey, hi. Could you stop? 128 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,577 That singing is super distracting. 129 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,579 So, you have seen Count Eyebrows? 130 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,664 Yep. Mm-hmm. Little doll, big eyebrows. 131 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,709 Ah, you know, would you believe I just traded that thing 132 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,545 like ten minutes ago for this awesome calculator watch? 133 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,631 Oh, no. 134 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,675 All right, you can keep narrating. 135 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:10,555 <i>♪ They said I could keep narrating them ♪</i> 136 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:15,935 <i>♪ I'm an integral member of the group ♪</i> 137 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,439 [Humphrey's crony] Come on! Hey, mine! Hey, me! Me! 138 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,651 - Whoo! Yeah! - Over here! Humphrey! 139 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,030 Those jerks. 140 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,490 Come on, we... we can take 'em. 141 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,950 It's three against four, right? 142 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,703 <i>♪ Uh, the goose remembered he had something to do ♪</i> 143 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,540 <i>♪ Something time-sensitive like an appointment for a haircut... ♪</i> 144 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,626 It's not fair. Humphrey only took Count Eyebrows 145 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,252 to be a jerk. He doesn't care about him. 146 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:46,090 He'll probably run right back to the peddler for his watch as soon as I leave. 147 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,549 He loves that thing. 148 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,551 [gasps] Trollie, does Wicker Woods 149 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,554 have a magical local radio station? 150 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:55,934 Yeah, 92.7 WODZ, The Woodz. Why? 151 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,519 Trust me. 152 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:03,649 [laughs] Yeah! Whoo, yeah! [laughs] 153 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,193 [phone rings] 154 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,946 [in deep voice] Hey, hey, hey, this is 92.7 WODZ, The Woodz! 155 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:12,700 We’re giving away a fully loaded Treeyota truck! 156 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,867 [horns blaring] 157 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,827 [laughs] 158 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,580 Hey! [shushes] WODZ, The Woodz! [chuckles] 159 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,540 Hoot, hoot! 160 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,500 <i>That's right, and all you gotta do to win</i> 161 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,630 <i>is answer this question. What is 348 divided by 215?</i> 162 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,758 No sweat, it's, uh... Shoot, my watch. 163 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,844 Can you stay on the line a couple of minutes? 164 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,220 I'm backing out of a trade. 165 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,224 Of course, take all the time you need. We'll wait. 166 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,600 I can't believe that worked. 167 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,977 Once he trades back for his watch, 168 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,981 all we have to do is buy Count Eyebrows back from the peddler. 169 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,899 Hey, Humph, what's wrong? 170 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,693 I... I can't do it. 171 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,736 I know it's nuts to give up my watch 172 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,864 and a fully-loaded Treeyota truck, 173 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,199 but there's just something about this doll. 174 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,076 I'm keeping him. 175 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,621 Count Eyebrows belongs to me. 176 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,248 That's Count Humphrey Jr. 177 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,876 And if you really wanted him, you never would have moved 178 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,253 and left him behind in the Woods. 179 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,255 Oh, you're just jealous because you've never even 180 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,050 traveled past Curved Moss Stump, have you? 181 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,179 - Oh! - Oh! 182 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:15,805 Take that back. 183 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:21,895 - Troll brawl! Troll brawl! - Troll brawl! Troll brawl! 184 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:26,149 [♪ tense music playing] 185 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:32,071 Fellas! Fellas! Just because moving away is right 186 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,241 for one person doesn't mean it's the same for someone else. 187 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,910 Some people keep living where they grew up, 188 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,871 and some people try new places. 189 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,248 And the truth is, both ways are totally cool. 190 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,084 You're all just trying to figure it out. 191 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,175 I guess I can see what you're saying 192 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,261 about both ways being totally cool. 193 00:09:56,054 --> 00:10:00,099 I'm sorry, Trollie. Here, take Count Eyebrows. 194 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,059 [all] No! Don't throw him! 195 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,896 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 196 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,362 [♪ airy whimsical music playing] 197 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,335 How about we sleep over tonight? It's the least we can do. 198 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,796 All right. [sighs] 199 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,881 But if you two pass out and I can't sleep, 200 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,384 I am gonna be drawing big eyebrows on you with a marker. 201 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,594 That's fair. 202 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,267 [Trollie] Kiff, Barry, wake up! 203 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,019 I've just had the best night's sleep in years! 204 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,648 [yawns] Because [pants] we were here with you? 205 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,191 No! All this time I thought I couldn't sleep 206 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,151 because I was missing Count Eyebrows, 207 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,070 but the truth is I was missing my home. 208 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,281 And now that I know I can visit whenever I like, 209 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,159 - I'm sleeping like a baby troll. - Yay! 210 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,703 And it's all thanks to you two. 211 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,705 Wow. I still can't help but wonder what happened 212 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,082 to that crazy old doll. 213 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,792 [♪ whimsical music playing] 214 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:14,299 One, two... [snores, mutters] 215 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm