"Kiff" A Troll Through the Woods/Big Coat

1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:03,085 [narrator] <i>Brought to you by</i> 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,921 <i>Loosey Goosey’s easy-start tractors!</i> 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,467 [slurps] 4 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,470 Whew, it's cold out there. 5 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,639 This must be the first day of winter. 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,435 - Wear a coat when you go out, sweetie. - Uh-huh, sure, Mom. 7 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,270 "Today is the first day of winter. 8 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,189 Be sure to bundle up before going outside." 9 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,150 Aw, thanks, phone. 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,239 Oh, not again. 11 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,286 You ate our coats? 12 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,537 [burps] 13 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,206 Mine's still okay. 14 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,126 We're trying to cut down on purple. 15 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,086 Ah, I guess it's time to make our annual trek 16 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,172 to get new coats. 17 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,925 Next stop, Table Town Mall? 18 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,218 I'd rather go to OK Will. 19 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,054 I don't want some mass-produced coat 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,430 that every other kid in school has. 21 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,892 - I don't mind going to OK Will. - Well, they have a lot of options. 22 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,228 OK Will. No two coats alike. [chuckles softly] 23 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,646 You can't beat that selection. 24 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,899 We already said yes. 25 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:13,074 26 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,123 That way, Kiff. 27 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,584 I'll be over here. 28 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,138 Perfect. Martin classic. 29 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,601 Although, maybe I'll try something new? 30 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,063 [♪ triumphant Western music playing] 31 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,569 No, I'm... [stammers] I'm not this guy... 32 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,155 Or am I? 33 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,160 [♪ triumphant Western music playing] 34 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,071 Well, howdy there, partner. 35 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,448 Nice to finally meet a fellow cowpoke. 36 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:39,617 So, what's your specialty? 37 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,244 Uh... 38 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,453 Mine is rustling. 39 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,998 And mine is tending. 40 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,250 I'm good at the, uh... 41 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,255 Uh... 42 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,014 lasso? 43 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,185 - Oh. Yee-haw! - Yee-haw. 44 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:10,440 Mm, too bright. Too dull. Too... [gasps] 45 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,107 Look at this. 46 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,610 A flashy little number in a vibrant cherry red, 47 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,614 embellished with an adorable cherry charm on the zipper. 48 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,991 I must have you. 49 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:23,994 Mom! Mom! We can call off the search. I found the coat. 50 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:24,996 Look at this coat! 51 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,542 We did it, Mom! Mom, we did it! 52 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,628 This coat doesn't feel very warm, Kiff, 53 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,795 and it looks a little small. 54 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,966 You need something with space to grow into, like this one. 55 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:42,597 Uh, but... Uh... I-- 56 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,766 But I'm pretty sure I'm done growing. 57 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,685 Look at Dad. I take after his side. 58 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,773 [grunts] 59 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,609 All right, let's try on both. 60 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,197 Oh, fits perfectly. 61 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,247 And I have to say, pretty warm. 62 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,748 Not bad. Not bad. 63 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,336 Oh, and look at that range of mobility. What a coat! 64 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,257 All right, hotshot. Now, go try on the other one. 65 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,219 [deflates] 66 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,277 [unzips] 67 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,120 Kiff, you're hunching. 68 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,538 [groans] 69 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,540 Kiff. 70 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,544 That's perfect! So cozy. Lots of growing room. 71 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,130 Did you say something, Mother? 72 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,674 I can hardly hear through this big, over-puffed collar 73 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,342 that goes well above my ears. 74 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,344 I hope this isn't a safety issue. 75 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,764 [Beryl] Well, good news. That part zips off. 76 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,310 [groans] Look! 77 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,312 I can't even scratch my own face in this. 78 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,272 [stammers] These pockets are so tiny, 79 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,275 and it's missing a surgeon's cuff. 80 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:20,235 We can just roll up the sleeves, add some buttons, 81 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,779 and a few more pockets. It's perfect! 82 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,243 But Mom, I hate it. Please, I... 83 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,580 I want something that fits right now! 84 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,125 Kiff, you'll be freezing in that. 85 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,127 I don't care if I freeze. I love it! 86 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:39,714 No, Kiff, it's a waste of money and coat. Put it back. 87 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:44,385 [groans] Not a waste of money or coat. 88 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,351 This bad boy's gonna keep you so warm. Just trust me. 89 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:56,396 Don't worry. I won't leave you here. 90 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,442 I just have to turn Mom against this big, puffy monster. 91 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,860 Hmm... 92 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,743 - Mom! - [gasps] What is it, Kiff? 93 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:12,662 This is so wild, but I checked the pockets of that puffer coat, 94 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:14,581 the one you think we should buy, 95 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,750 and I think the old owner of this coat 96 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,336 might have been a super criminal. 97 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,338 I have a feeling that if I wear this coat, 98 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,384 it's gonna make me want to do crimes, Mom! Crimes! 99 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,427 Hey! Did you take those antique butter knives out 100 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:28,596 of my shopping cart? 101 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,765 [hesitates] See? It's starting already. 102 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,393 Get this thing away from me! 103 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,560 That coat used to be mine. 104 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,564 It kept me warm for 30 years while I volunteered in the community. 105 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,235 I've never crimed so much as a paperclip. 106 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,695 I didn't want to have to do this, 107 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,907 but [sighs] this ugly coat has left me no choice. 108 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,367 Mom! [sighs] Oh, no! 109 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,202 This... This coat that we were gonna get, 110 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,330 it accidentally fell into five appliances that were all running. 111 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,834 Oh, no! Oh! No, this is terrible! 112 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,586 Ruined. All ruined. 113 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,632 Oh, no! Oh, the coat is ruined, Mom! 114 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:08,720 No, the coat is fine. All the appliances are ruined. 115 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:09,846 What? 116 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,056 That is one durable coat. Here you go, ma'am. 117 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,225 Thank you. 118 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,730 Well, it was nice meeting you. 119 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,400 Guess I'll mosey on back to the ranch. 120 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,443 Nice to meet you, Martin. 121 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,695 Nice meeting you, Martin. 122 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,738 [voiceover] <i>You did it, Martin.</i> 123 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,950 <i>You pretended to be a cowpoke, and there were no consequences.</i> 124 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,911 Help! There's a runaway tractor heading towards City Hall! 125 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,664 Someone needs to lasso it! 126 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,966 Okay, here I go. Out to lasso a tractor. 127 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,844 Yee-haw! [whooping] There you go! 128 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,972 - Atta fella. - [cowpoke 1] Yeah! 129 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:57,393 - [whooping] - Strut your little behind out there. 130 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,604 Kiff, I told you, put that coat back. 131 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,939 We're getting the puffer. 132 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,735 Running out of time here. [gasps] Oh, I know... 133 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,986 [line ringing] 134 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,323 Barry, are you doing anything important? 135 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,657 [♪ tense music playing] 136 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,868 What do you need, Kiff? 137 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,412 [Kiff] <i>Still have that disguise kit</i> 138 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,914 <i>I got you for your birthday?</i> 139 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,916 Yep. I take it with me everywhere. 140 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,960 <i>- I think you know what to do.</i> - I do. 141 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,504 Next. 142 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:25,755 Come on, Kiff. 143 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,381 Hello! 144 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:32,636 I am a wealthy eccentric, and I simply must have 145 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,639 that hideous puffer coat for my collection. 146 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,142 I'll give you a million nuts later today. [chuckles] 147 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,394 I'm good for it. 148 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:44,022 - This is your best shot? - [chuckles nervously] 149 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,024 My husband was taken from me tragically 150 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,817 - in a ping-pong accident... - Barry. 151 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,819 ...leaving me filthy rich. He was heir to 152 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:50,655 Corky Rourke’s 153 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,490 - Compostable Sporks fortune, and... [stammers] - Barry! 154 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,076 - We've been made. - I see. In my defense, 155 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,497 I-- I thought I'd be dealing with Martin. Hey, there he is. 156 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:17,807 I... I have to confess something I... I don't know how to lasso. 157 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,142 <i>I just found this fringe coat at OK Will 30 minutes ago,</i> 158 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,520 and it made me feel so good. 159 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,689 - [all screaming] - [tractor crashing] 160 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,858 It's so neat to try out being a different person. 161 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:31,571 You know what? 162 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,532 I wouldn't trade these last three minutes for anything. 163 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:38,452 I learned a lot about myself, and it's good to take chances. 164 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,037 Thanks, random fringe coat. 165 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,542 Thank you. Oh, boy. There's a lot going on today. 166 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,669 Uh, I better get home. 167 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,631 Lady, you want the puffer or not? 168 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:56,512 [screaming] 169 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,016 [sighs heavily] Give me the coat. 170 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,894 [gasps] Really? 171 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,187 You're a kid. You get to try out new clothes to figure out 172 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,732 who you are, even if those clothes are a tad... 173 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,775 impractical. 174 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,036 Thank you! 175 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,593 [sighs heavily] Toasty. 176 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,013 Let's go help Dad pull that tractor out 177 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,641 of the side of City Hall. 178 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:53,861 [♪ end credit music playing] 179 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,132 [♪ end credit music concludes] 180 00:11:16,305 --> 00:12:16,203 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm