Lez Bomb

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:41,210 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:01:50,907 --> 00:01:53,875 - Thank you. - Does your mom have a favorite flower? 4 00:01:53,877 --> 00:01:56,647 Ah, she loves those red Gerbera flowers. 5 00:02:00,918 --> 00:02:03,251 Do you have a favorite flower? 6 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,622 I don't know. 7 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:07,822 Well, when you dated people in the past 8 00:02:07,824 --> 00:02:09,527 what kind of flower..? 9 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,061 what kind of flower did they give you? 10 00:02:12,063 --> 00:02:14,966 I think I've given more flowers than I've received. 11 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,699 What? 12 00:02:17,701 --> 00:02:19,033 - Really? - Yes. 13 00:02:19,035 --> 00:02:20,003 - No. - Yes. 14 00:02:20,938 --> 00:02:23,842 You have to let me be the one to give you flowers. 15 00:02:32,049 --> 00:02:36,285 <i>I don't understand people. Who steals a doormat?</i> 16 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:37,953 How're you doin'? 17 00:02:37,955 --> 00:02:41,222 Oh, I'm missing doormats and losing my mind. 18 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:42,724 You know what I'm saying. 19 00:02:42,726 --> 00:02:44,025 This is your first Thanksgiving 20 00:02:44,027 --> 00:02:45,760 without your dad. 21 00:02:45,762 --> 00:02:48,129 - Hi. - Hey. 22 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:50,698 Why, why are you huddled outside my door? 23 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,967 Will you come in to the office to pay, sweetie? 24 00:02:52,969 --> 00:02:55,971 I'm waiting for my daughter to come and bring me the cash. 25 00:02:55,973 --> 00:02:59,073 - I'll bring it tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. 26 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:00,341 She's... 27 00:03:00,343 --> 00:03:03,711 Excuse me. Can I help you? 28 00:03:03,713 --> 00:03:07,181 - I don't know. Who are you? - Rose. 29 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:08,684 This is my hotel. 30 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:09,887 Oh! 31 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,988 Yeah, I'm just lost. 32 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:15,924 - Okay. - Thought it was a diner but... 33 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:18,129 Yeah, all good. Thanks. 34 00:03:19,129 --> 00:03:20,998 - Bye. - Bye. 35 00:03:25,702 --> 00:03:27,137 What the hell was that? 36 00:03:27,938 --> 00:03:29,437 I've seen that van before. 37 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:31,372 You've gotta tell me this stuff. 38 00:03:31,374 --> 00:03:33,442 - What stuff? - Suspicious stuff. 39 00:03:33,444 --> 00:03:37,412 Your brother is the most suspicious thing around here. 40 00:03:37,414 --> 00:03:40,416 - That's true. - Alright. 41 00:03:46,323 --> 00:03:49,294 - I like you in an apron. - Don't get used to it. 42 00:03:50,027 --> 00:03:53,395 - So, I've been thinking about something. - Oh, yeah, what? 43 00:03:53,397 --> 00:03:58,700 I think maybe you and I should go on a trip. 44 00:03:58,702 --> 00:04:00,070 Oh, yeah? Where do you wanna go? 45 00:04:00,938 --> 00:04:02,770 I don't know. Maybe somewhere for New... 46 00:04:02,772 --> 00:04:06,108 Ahem, Ladies, are we interrupting something? 47 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:07,442 This is Mimi. 48 00:04:07,444 --> 00:04:08,911 Hi. 49 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:10,446 Mimi, this is my roommate Lauren, 50 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:11,379 and Hailey. 51 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,148 I have to pee. 52 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:16,087 I'm sorry. The bathroom is down the hall. 53 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,325 Somethin' smells good. What are we cookin'? 54 00:04:24,327 --> 00:04:26,061 Berry crumble for tomorrow. 55 00:04:26,063 --> 00:04:27,996 What are your Thanksgiving plans? What are you doing? 56 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:29,931 Mimi invited me to a pot luck in Brooklyn 57 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:31,799 with some friends, so I don't know. 58 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:33,335 - I'm Weighing my options. - Oh. 59 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:34,706 Yeah. 60 00:04:35,972 --> 00:04:37,806 - Wait, no, no, stop. - Ooh! 61 00:04:37,808 --> 00:04:38,941 - Hey, Mrs. Anderson! - No, no. 62 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:40,241 Not, not funny, 63 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:42,076 Austin, seriously? Give me the phone. 64 00:04:42,078 --> 00:04:44,114 - Oh, why thank you. - Give me the phone. 65 00:04:45,082 --> 00:04:49,187 Hi, mom. Yeah, I'll call you back. 66 00:04:49,986 --> 00:04:51,220 Bye, Mrs. Anderson. 67 00:04:51,222 --> 00:04:54,092 - Austin! - Yeah. Watch out. 68 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,993 Hey. It's nice to see you too, Hailey. 69 00:04:57,995 --> 00:04:59,898 Always a pleasure, Austin. 70 00:05:02,099 --> 00:05:03,498 I'm gonna check the crumble. 71 00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:10,275 What the hell? 72 00:05:11,174 --> 00:05:12,811 Oh. 73 00:05:15,078 --> 00:05:17,378 Looking for a diner, my ass. 74 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,849 I'm home! 75 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:23,854 My brother, 76 00:05:24,522 --> 00:05:26,188 is up to something. 77 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:28,256 - Well, you gotta fire him. - I can't fire my brother. 78 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,092 Work's supposed to keep him out of trouble. 79 00:05:30,094 --> 00:05:32,059 Are you eating blueberry pie? 80 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:34,929 First of all, it's only 147 calories per slice. 81 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:36,898 - Yeah. - Second of all, 82 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:40,035 - it's a super-food. - And you're a super-man, 83 00:05:40,037 --> 00:05:41,470 but it's for tomorrow. 84 00:05:41,472 --> 00:05:42,741 Not this slice. 85 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:46,744 Okay. Did you watch the turkey carving video? 86 00:05:47,311 --> 00:05:48,746 Well, I did and I didn't. 87 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,314 - Dad always carved the turkey. - Oh, come here. 88 00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:55,950 I know. I'll watch the video, I promise. 89 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:57,419 I miss him too. 90 00:05:57,421 --> 00:05:59,188 And he's the only one that would fight me for 91 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:01,489 - the dark meat. - Oh, please watch the video. 92 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,025 I will, I swear. I mean, how else am I gonna know how 93 00:06:04,027 --> 00:06:05,893 carve a dumb turkey? 94 00:06:05,895 --> 00:06:07,395 Yeah. I still love you, though. 95 00:06:07,397 --> 00:06:08,530 Yeah, I love you too. 96 00:06:12,036 --> 00:06:14,005 What are we supposed to do with that? 97 00:06:18,142 --> 00:06:22,544 - Mm-mm. - Mm-mm. 98 00:06:22,546 --> 00:06:24,145 - No. - Hey, mom. 99 00:06:24,147 --> 00:06:27,049 - <i>You didn't call me back!</i> - Uh, sorry. 100 00:06:27,051 --> 00:06:29,951 Austin sent a smoked turkey again. 101 00:06:29,953 --> 00:06:33,087 I'm making my turkey too. How much turkey does he think we eat? 102 00:06:33,089 --> 00:06:35,357 I have no idea. I mean, he's not even coming this year. 103 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:38,092 - What's with the Wi-Fi? - You know, sweetie, technologically, 104 00:06:38,094 --> 00:06:41,229 that doesn't do anything. So, did you have a nice night? 105 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:43,465 Yeah. Just hanging out with Hailey. 106 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:46,200 - When are we meeting the boyfriend? - Soon. 107 00:06:46,202 --> 00:06:48,102 - <i>When's soon?</i> - Mom. 108 00:06:48,104 --> 00:06:49,938 When are you and your friend coming tomorrow? 109 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:52,441 I need a game plan. I don't like surprises. 110 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:55,210 I'm coming at, like, 10:00. She's coming a little later. 111 00:06:55,212 --> 00:06:57,946 Okay, okay, I love you. Bye. Muah! 112 00:06:57,948 --> 00:07:00,084 I love you, too. Bye. Muah! 113 00:07:02,952 --> 00:07:05,220 She doesn't like surprises. 114 00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:07,892 - Surprise, I'm not a boyfriend. - Right. 115 00:07:08,525 --> 00:07:09,924 What should I wear tomorrow? 116 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:10,993 Um, I don't know, 117 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,494 just, casual, comfortable. 118 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:15,097 My family's super comfortable. 119 00:07:15,099 --> 00:07:17,131 - Pajamas? - Funny. 120 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,633 What are you gonna say to them? 121 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:21,035 Mom, dad, I have a girlfriend. 122 00:07:21,037 --> 00:07:23,138 She'll be here, like, real soon. 123 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:25,107 Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? 124 00:07:25,109 --> 00:07:28,010 Yeah. I don't wanna bombard them. 125 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:19,160 Did you watch the video yet? 126 00:08:19,162 --> 00:08:20,430 I'm on it. 127 00:08:21,998 --> 00:08:24,165 - I want grandchildren. - Okay. 128 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,734 I don't wanna be 80, chasing around a 5-year-old. 129 00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:28,369 - No. - I'm still vivacious. 130 00:08:28,371 --> 00:08:29,339 Yes, you are. 131 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,943 - How did we get old? - Nobody's old. Who's old? 132 00:08:33,677 --> 00:08:36,478 Just yesterday I was getting high and listening to The Beatles. 133 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,981 Well, yeah, that's what you do... Lauren's walking? 134 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:41,716 Why would she walk? 135 00:08:41,718 --> 00:08:44,252 - I have no idea. - Who walks? 136 00:08:52,629 --> 00:08:55,330 - What are you doing? - Why didn't you call for a ride? 137 00:08:55,332 --> 00:08:57,431 Sorry, I just wanted to walk, clear my head. 138 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,234 Just doing my beads, chanting. 139 00:08:59,236 --> 00:09:01,769 Alright. Well, let me hug my favorite daughter. 140 00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,437 - Only daughter. - Oh, heads up. 141 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,639 Your mom was just talking about grandchildren. 142 00:09:05,641 --> 00:09:07,408 - What grandchildren? - Exactly. 143 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,677 - What are you chanting? - Hare Krishna. 144 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:13,447 If I see you with a tambourine begging for money, I swear to God... 145 00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:15,149 Mom. 146 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:17,219 Oh, God, do you think we could hide this today? 147 00:09:17,221 --> 00:09:18,753 <i>What? Why?</i> 148 00:09:18,755 --> 00:09:22,023 Um, mom, I'm in a relationship. 149 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:25,292 Right, that mystery man you're embarrassed to bring home. 150 00:09:25,294 --> 00:09:26,561 - Yeah. - Help me with the carrots. 151 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,129 Before we get going with the carrots, 152 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:29,464 I wanted to talk to you about... 153 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:31,199 Yes, tell me, tell me. I keep asking. 154 00:09:31,201 --> 00:09:32,466 Well, I wanted to make sure 155 00:09:32,468 --> 00:09:35,070 - if it was serious. - And? 156 00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:37,104 - It's, you know... - What are you doing? 157 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:39,106 - Just checking. - You see what he's doing? 158 00:09:39,108 --> 00:09:41,075 He's checking his stash. 159 00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:42,643 - Stash? - Of cookies. He wants to see 160 00:09:42,645 --> 00:09:44,046 how many I've eaten. 161 00:09:44,048 --> 00:09:45,580 - What? - I found the most amazing 162 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:48,517 almond cookie. Unfortunately, she also loves 'em. 163 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:52,354 - The woman can whack a box in a day. - Excuse you, I do not. 164 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:54,422 - So... - Peel. Talk and peel. 165 00:09:54,424 --> 00:09:56,524 You know, it's important for you guys to know 166 00:09:56,526 --> 00:09:58,259 that, like, having feelings for someone, 167 00:09:58,261 --> 00:10:00,162 it can take you by surprise. I mean, 168 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:03,532 that you might not expect. I mean, it took me by surprise. 169 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:04,666 - Right? - Um, 170 00:10:04,668 --> 00:10:06,268 and so I was thinking that, 171 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:08,402 - what the...? - Who the hell could that be? 172 00:10:08,404 --> 00:10:10,571 If your parents are four hours early 173 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:12,706 I will literally scream. 174 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:13,808 Can you get that? 175 00:10:13,810 --> 00:10:17,144 - I... - Can you... Oh! 176 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:20,017 - They did this before. - When? 177 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:23,253 365 days ago. 178 00:10:25,389 --> 00:10:27,288 - What are you doing?! - Just stretching it out. 179 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,557 Last night was a feat of physical dexterity, 180 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:31,826 - with Mimi. - No, what are you doing here? 181 00:10:31,828 --> 00:10:33,595 - You can't be here. - Yeah, your mom invited me. 182 00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:35,430 - When? - Last night, on the phone. 183 00:10:35,432 --> 00:10:37,364 She said if my plans fell through I was more 184 00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:39,167 - than welcome to join you guys. - Oh, you're not. 185 00:10:39,169 --> 00:10:40,801 - What happened to pot luck? - I don't want Mimi thinking 186 00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:43,404 I want anything serious. Besides, Thanksgiving alone 187 00:10:43,406 --> 00:10:45,172 would be so depressing, and your family loves me. 188 00:10:45,174 --> 00:10:47,441 Austin, I'm trying to come out. 189 00:10:47,443 --> 00:10:49,479 On Thanksgiving? That's pretty crazy. 190 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:52,180 - Austin! - Hey! 191 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:53,181 I didn't know you were coming! 192 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:54,181 Surprise! 193 00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:55,316 Oh, this is great! 194 00:10:55,318 --> 00:10:56,386 Did you get the turkey? 195 00:10:57,353 --> 00:10:59,253 No wonder you sent the turkey. 196 00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,623 - Okay. I understand. - Oh, no. 197 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,459 Austin. Come on in. 198 00:11:04,461 --> 00:11:07,829 Make yourself at home. That turkey was very thoughtful. 199 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,400 See? I'm thoughtful. 200 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:12,399 - This is so great. - No, he's not the boyfriend. 201 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:14,869 - How did this happen? - No, no, what? 202 00:11:14,871 --> 00:11:16,571 Honey, this is great. I love him. 203 00:11:16,573 --> 00:11:17,739 Mom, no. No, no. 204 00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:19,441 Isn't there a song, like, 205 00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:21,575 "Are you my best friend, are you my lover?" 206 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,478 - I don't know that song. - Isn't there a song like that? 207 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,213 - No. - Come, oh, my gosh. 208 00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:26,584 - He's so great. - He's not my boyfriend. 209 00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:32,557 Hello, Mr. Anderson. 210 00:11:35,858 --> 00:11:38,359 Okay. Lauren, I need your focus. 211 00:11:38,361 --> 00:11:40,729 - Mom, I need your focus. - Peel. 212 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:43,330 - Oh, what are you doing? - Having breakfast. 213 00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:45,233 Pie is not breakfast. 214 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:47,768 - Blueberries. - With sugar and butter. 215 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,571 Talk sense into your father. 216 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:51,672 - Dad, pie's not breakfast. - So good. 217 00:11:51,674 --> 00:11:53,608 I can't serve that now. 218 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,710 - Are you eating meat these days? - No, mom. 219 00:11:55,712 --> 00:11:57,912 I was really hoping that was a phase. 220 00:11:57,914 --> 00:11:59,848 What are you doing? 221 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,283 Guys, I really need to talk to the two of you alone. 222 00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:05,320 Whatever you have to say, you can say it in front of Austin. He's family. 223 00:12:05,322 --> 00:12:06,454 - Yeah. - I mean, is he? 224 00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:07,788 That's a legitimate question. 225 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,456 Oh! Sweetie, you can't just 226 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,428 dump, you need to measure. 227 00:12:12,428 --> 00:12:15,797 Okay, what's on your mind? Talk, talk, talk. 228 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:17,699 Last night Hailey and I went to this LPAC thing. 229 00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:20,502 Yes, saw a picture on Instagram. I liked it. 230 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:22,369 Yeah, you are all over my social media, um. 231 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:23,838 - What is that supposed to mean? - Nothing, nothing. 232 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,941 - Um - I've gotta get a broom. 233 00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,808 You went to an alpaca meeting? 234 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:31,446 LPAC, it's a super PAC for lesbians, for women in power. 235 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:34,416 - It's a political power thing. - Since when are you into politics? 236 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:37,851 - And lesbians? - Can we please stay focused? Um. 237 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:40,388 We went to this LPAC thing and then we came home 238 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,290 and we made this berry crumble together. 239 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:44,492 You have got to take one of these brooms. 240 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:46,961 - We just got them at the motel. - So you're a feminist now. 241 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:49,397 - They are freakin' great. - I'm just trying to stay informed. 242 00:12:49,399 --> 00:12:51,733 Oh, Hailey's not informing you? That's a bummer. 243 00:12:51,735 --> 00:12:54,301 - Feel it, sweetie. - Yeah, go on. 244 00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,838 Feel the broom, feel it. 245 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,974 They gotta feel good. When they feel good, 246 00:12:58,976 --> 00:13:01,676 they pick up all the stuff on the floor. You're taking one back. 247 00:13:01,678 --> 00:13:03,979 I just don't understand why women have to gather, to rally. 248 00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:05,580 - Because you're not a woman. - Uh-huh. 249 00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:08,316 She can ignore me, you can't. 250 00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:09,750 Yeah, I'll take one. Got a broom. 251 00:13:09,752 --> 00:13:11,820 It's important to keep the home clean. 252 00:13:11,822 --> 00:13:13,989 Mom, me and Austin, we don't have a home. 253 00:13:13,991 --> 00:13:15,389 We don't have a home. 254 00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:16,691 I am not against women. 255 00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,826 - Oh, my God! - So, why are you yelling? 256 00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:21,363 Whatever you have to say, we support you. 257 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,897 - George, we love Austin, right? - Do we? 258 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:25,700 Austin, come with me now! We're going upstairs! 259 00:13:25,702 --> 00:13:26,736 Okay. 260 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,007 No wonder he sent the turkey. This is very exciting. 261 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:35,377 I just wish he would have had the decency to ask 262 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,710 before moving in together. 263 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:40,348 They were already living together, so... 264 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:42,816 - As roommates, but this. - They're in love. 265 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,619 Living in sin? 266 00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:47,622 Sweetie, this is the 21st century. These things just happen. 267 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:50,724 These things don't just happen to my daughter. 268 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,661 - Fix this. - And tell them you're a scissor sister? 269 00:13:52,663 --> 00:13:54,662 - No way. - No, tell them we're not dating, Austin. 270 00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:57,065 You tell them you're a lesbian. Two birds, one stone. 271 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,832 This is not funny. 272 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,237 Okay. Come on. 273 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:04,808 Take a deep breath. 274 00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:07,777 Relax. 275 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:12,647 You're like a balloon. Let me be your strength. 276 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:14,516 Baby girl, I'm having a crisis. 277 00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:17,384 Does this make me look fat? This says fat, right? 278 00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:20,388 - Don't answer that. - We're not dating. 279 00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:21,989 Oh, your father's gonna come around. 280 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,557 No, no seriously we're not dating, 281 00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:25,527 - Mrs. Anderson. - I promise you. 282 00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:27,928 - He's not the boyfriend. - Okay. 283 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:29,797 - Hey, I'm gonna go to the store. - Oh, good, wait. 284 00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,633 I need walnuts, Ronnybrook yogurt, 285 00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:33,801 pistachios for your father and Jarlsberg cheese. 286 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,936 - That's your favorite, right? - Yeah, text it to me. 287 00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:37,707 - Okay. - Hands off, you wanna come with? 288 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:54,556 I have nothing to wear. Nothing fits. 289 00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,423 Your father keeps bringing home cookies. 290 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,561 - Shirt looks nice. - Yeah. 291 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:03,697 I'm sad today without my dad. 292 00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:05,566 I know, mom. I'm sorry. 293 00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:07,534 I miss him too. 294 00:15:07,536 --> 00:15:08,470 I love you, mom. 295 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,807 I love you too. 296 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:13,774 Okay. 297 00:15:13,776 --> 00:15:15,008 Text the list. 298 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,845 Text the list. 299 00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:19,317 Hey, mom, I really gotta talk to you about Hailey. 300 00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,752 - About Hailey? - Yeah. 301 00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:26,086 Okay. I understand, though. 302 00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,522 What do you understand? 303 00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:28,889 I'm excited to meet your friend, 304 00:15:28,891 --> 00:15:30,691 but I get it's hard 305 00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,994 maintaining friendships when you're in a relationship. 306 00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:35,129 - What are you talking about? - It's a real best friend 307 00:15:35,131 --> 00:15:37,565 when someone else takes that place. 308 00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:39,401 You've had a lot of best friends. 309 00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:41,902 - What? - I thought we were best friends. 310 00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:44,605 But you don't tell me anything anymore. 311 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:48,442 - I tell you things, mom. - Tell me how to spell Jarlsberg? 312 00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:50,144 It's a J. 313 00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:54,748 J-A-R-L-S... B-U-R-G or B-E-R-G? 314 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,787 - Okay, well, Hailey's at the station now. - Okay. 315 00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:01,755 - So, I guess I'll just go. - You want me to come? 316 00:16:01,757 --> 00:16:03,691 No. How do I look? Do I look okay? 317 00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,926 - Good, you look good. - What does that mean? 318 00:16:05,928 --> 00:16:09,029 For someone who's doing all this meditating you're awfully stressed, sweetie. 319 00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:12,032 Maybe you're not doing it right. Maybe, maybe it's reversing 320 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,134 - your brain waves. - You're making it worse, mom. 321 00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:16,970 Do you want anything while I'm texting your father? 322 00:16:16,972 --> 00:16:19,641 - No. - Okay. 323 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:34,925 Um... 324 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,460 Where's the store? 325 00:16:39,095 --> 00:16:43,064 Well, you know, I just thought I'd get you away from the hubbub of the house, 326 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:46,567 - have a little chat man-to-man. - Okay. 327 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,605 Just had a couple of questions. 328 00:16:50,106 --> 00:16:52,840 How long have you been dating my daughter? 329 00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:56,677 Oh, yeah, no, no, sir. We're not dating. 330 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:58,848 - Don't lie to me. - Oh, no, I'm not lying. 331 00:17:00,049 --> 00:17:02,617 Okay. Let me rephrase. 332 00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:04,551 How long have you been sleeping with my daughter? 333 00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:08,691 Oh, what do you mean? 334 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,428 What do I mean? 335 00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:13,963 Okay, what has Lauren told you? 336 00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,834 Nothing gets past me. 337 00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:21,438 We're not dating. 338 00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:27,044 You're saying you've never slept with my daughter? 339 00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:30,948 Is that what you're saying? 340 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,917 Okay, okay. Yeah, um. 341 00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:39,923 Yeah, so we slept together once and, um... 342 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,558 It never happened again. It was just one time and it didn't mean anything. 343 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,159 - It didn't mean anything?! - Well, I didn't mean like that. 344 00:17:46,161 --> 00:17:49,196 - You know, it's just that we... - You slept with my daughter 345 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,732 and it didn't mean anything! 346 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,300 No, it meant something. 347 00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:53,767 It just, we're not dating. 348 00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:55,035 You better be dating 349 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,603 if you're sleeping with my daughter! 350 00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:58,842 - But I... - Take a look around. 351 00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,517 - You see anybody? - No. 352 00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:10,721 - You think you'll be missed? - What? 353 00:18:13,255 --> 00:18:14,824 Ten. 354 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,625 - Nine. - Oh, god, are you counting down 355 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,026 - to kill me? - Eight. 356 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:20,895 Okay, okay, yep. 357 00:18:20,897 --> 00:18:23,965 - Seven. - Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, we're dating. 358 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:25,899 - Six. - We're dating, we're dating, we're dating. 359 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,002 - I am obsessed with her. - Five. 360 00:18:28,004 --> 00:18:30,304 - I love her. She is a great human being! - Four. 361 00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:32,974 - I think you birthed an amazing little girl. - Three! 362 00:18:32,976 --> 00:18:35,877 - I'm dating your daughter! - Okay. 363 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:38,178 Man asks a simple question, 364 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,247 just give a straight answer. 365 00:18:48,691 --> 00:18:50,925 - Hey. - Hi. 366 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,563 I made it. 367 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,663 Oh, I got this for your mom. 368 00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,031 Oh, that was really nice. 369 00:18:57,033 --> 00:19:01,336 - And these. - That was so thoughtful. 370 00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:04,742 - Everything okay? - Mm-hm. Yeah. 371 00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:07,809 So, how far is it from here? 372 00:19:07,811 --> 00:19:10,047 Just, it's, uh, it's really close. 373 00:19:12,649 --> 00:19:13,717 So close. 374 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:21,222 So, how did it go? 375 00:19:21,224 --> 00:19:22,626 You look really nice. 376 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,225 So, Austin... 377 00:19:25,227 --> 00:19:27,661 I don't wanna talk about Austin. 378 00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:28,830 No, I know. It's just that... 379 00:19:28,832 --> 00:19:30,298 Lauren, today is about you and me. 380 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,000 And today's totally still about 381 00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:34,101 you and me, but I should tell you that Austin is... 382 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,139 Right! So no Austin. 383 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:37,738 Okay, but the thing is... 384 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,872 If you say Austin one more time, 385 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:40,176 I'm gonna get out of this car. 386 00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:53,788 - Welcome to my home. - It's so cute. 387 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:56,424 Yeah. Um, don't look at that. 388 00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:59,894 - Okay, now I have to. - Come on. 389 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:02,996 - Oh, God. - Oh, wow. 390 00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,265 - Yes. - This is amazing. 391 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,034 It's a whole lotta me. 392 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:10,003 - You must be Hailey. - Hi, these are for you. 393 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:12,439 Oh, these are my favorite. That is so nice. 394 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,309 It is such a pleasure to finally meet you. We've heard so much about you. 395 00:20:15,311 --> 00:20:18,946 - Oh, thank you so much for having me. - Oh, you're so welcome. 396 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:21,049 I was just looking at this amazing collage. 397 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:23,184 - Pretty great, right? - Yes, it is so embarrassing. 398 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:25,453 - No, it's beautiful. - She's always beautiful to me. 399 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,857 Okay. 400 00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:30,891 - Hey, Hailey. - Austin? 401 00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:32,225 I need to talk to you. 402 00:20:32,227 --> 00:20:33,895 - There you go. - Whoa, are you okay? 403 00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:35,763 Oh, you went lumberjack chic, too. 404 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,764 That's what I tried to tell you in the car on the way over here. 405 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:39,167 I'm really sorry. 406 00:20:39,169 --> 00:20:40,838 What the hell, Austin? 407 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:45,840 Hello. I'm George. 408 00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:48,109 - Hi, I'm Hailey. - Pleasure. 409 00:20:48,111 --> 00:20:50,445 - What's Austin doing here? - Oh, he just surprised us. 410 00:20:50,447 --> 00:20:53,013 - I might kill him. - The feeling's mutual. 411 00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,249 Why did you tell your father that we slept together? 412 00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:57,318 - I would never tell him that. - He was all like, you slept with my daughter. 413 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,721 - Did, did you just tell my father we slept together? - He knew! 414 00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:02,322 - He's with our daughter in her bedroom. - I know. 415 00:21:02,324 --> 00:21:03,991 This is for the two of you. 416 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,459 Thank you both so much for having me 417 00:21:05,461 --> 00:21:08,262 and welcoming me into your home on Thanksgiving. 418 00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:11,331 Your daughter is amazing. I can't tell you how much this means. 419 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:14,267 - Lauren told me how important you are. - Oh. 420 00:21:14,269 --> 00:21:17,205 - So, tell us about Austin. - Yeah, what's his deal? 421 00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:18,939 Um, he's fine. 422 00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:20,907 He wants to kill me! Legitimately kill me! 423 00:21:20,909 --> 00:21:22,310 Austin, I might kill you. I might kill you. 424 00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:23,811 I might actually kill you. 425 00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:25,746 This must be tough. You get jealous? 426 00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:27,415 - Of? - Austin. 427 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,015 It's okay, you can tell me. 428 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,917 I guess. They're just so close. 429 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,419 Of course. They have a special connection. 430 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,987 Special, my ass. 431 00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:36,224 And I understand. It's totally natural. 432 00:21:36,226 --> 00:21:38,760 Well, I don't think I've admitted that before. 433 00:21:38,762 --> 00:21:40,427 - Even to Lauren. - Don't worry. 434 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:42,163 It'll all work out. 435 00:21:42,165 --> 00:21:44,465 When they get married, you'll still be close friends. 436 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,099 Um, what? 437 00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:47,834 Oh, me and Austin are not dating. 438 00:21:47,836 --> 00:21:49,971 Austin and I. You were an English major. 439 00:21:49,973 --> 00:21:51,872 Why don't we go outside, get some fresh air. 440 00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,142 We'll be right back. Come on. 441 00:21:56,246 --> 00:21:58,148 - Where the hell is he going? - Stop. 442 00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,783 What's he doing here? 443 00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,185 Yeah, I was planning on telling them, 444 00:22:04,187 --> 00:22:05,418 and then the doorbell rang and my parents 445 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,454 just kind of assumed... 446 00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,988 You were getting married. 447 00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:10,858 - He sent a turkey. - He sent a turkey? 448 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:11,993 I know, I know. 449 00:22:11,995 --> 00:22:13,828 Listen, I will make this better. 450 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:14,896 Okay. 451 00:22:37,219 --> 00:22:39,419 - That is just horrifying. - What? 452 00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:42,557 The neighbors do not need to see this kid's pelvis! 453 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,891 What are you talking about? 454 00:22:44,893 --> 00:22:47,461 I never liked the idea of her moving in with some guy off of Craig's List. 455 00:22:47,463 --> 00:22:50,130 Oh, I remember vividly you saying: "That kid's got a good head 456 00:22:50,132 --> 00:22:52,567 - on his shoulders." Remember? - I'd like to knock that head off his shoulders. 457 00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:54,435 Oh, you don't like any of Lauren's boyfriends. 458 00:22:54,437 --> 00:22:57,003 Remember that nice kid Johnny? You gave him PTSD. 459 00:22:57,005 --> 00:22:58,240 That Johnny was a bum. 460 00:22:59,242 --> 00:23:01,474 Meanwhile, we invite this Austin into our home for Thanksgiving 461 00:23:01,476 --> 00:23:04,311 and he clearly deceived us with his intentions. 462 00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:06,313 How could you not fall in love with our daughter. 463 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:09,385 He's got her lying to us. She never lied to us. 464 00:23:10,419 --> 00:23:11,854 Sweetie. 465 00:23:13,555 --> 00:23:16,994 Do you think she's pregnant? 466 00:23:21,163 --> 00:23:23,400 - Where's the sharpener? - No, no. 467 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:37,180 - What? - It's my grandparents. 468 00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:40,648 So we're playing straight today. 469 00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:42,218 They're not listening to me! 470 00:23:44,586 --> 00:23:48,057 Maybe they'll listen to you. Why don't you give it a try? Go tell them. 471 00:23:48,624 --> 00:23:50,928 - What? - You go tell my parents. 472 00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:53,261 No. Okay, I just met them. 473 00:23:53,263 --> 00:23:55,432 I am not coming out for you. 474 00:23:56,399 --> 00:23:59,966 Austin. Oh, what a surprise! 475 00:23:59,968 --> 00:24:02,102 Hello, Anderson grandparents. 476 00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,670 Call me Josephine. 477 00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:05,473 Grandpa gets it done. 478 00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:09,443 And don't you worry. I got your smoked turkey. 479 00:24:09,445 --> 00:24:11,512 He's arm-in-arm with your grandma. 480 00:24:11,514 --> 00:24:15,049 I am not with Austin. I am with you, okay? 481 00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:16,484 They're going to love you. 482 00:24:16,486 --> 00:24:18,485 Walk along like you know how. 483 00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:20,521 I'm waiting for you, bitch. 484 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:22,990 Oh, I can walk. Look at the... 485 00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:25,091 Oh, well, oh, good. okay. Well. 486 00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:26,193 Well, keep up. 487 00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:27,594 You're gonna be the death of me. 488 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:30,031 Oh, the death of you will be your cholesterol. 489 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:32,399 Oh, really? Did you ever hear of Lipitor? 490 00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:34,234 - Oh, wait a second. - Lepicore? 491 00:24:34,236 --> 00:24:35,703 - Lipitor. Lipitor. - I have no idea. 492 00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:38,039 - Ask your doctor. - Ask... should I get some? 493 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,372 Jesus Christ. 494 00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:42,278 - What are the side effects? - Death. 495 00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:48,282 Keep walking. You don't have to wait for me. 496 00:24:48,284 --> 00:24:51,287 - I don't need a helper. - Well, you need something. 497 00:24:54,489 --> 00:24:58,525 Let's go in there so that they can see you by my side 498 00:24:58,527 --> 00:25:02,198 and they can process it and I'll clear this all up, alright? 499 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,435 Fine. 500 00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:12,740 <i>Happy Thanksgiving!</i> 501 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:18,512 Happy Thanksgiving. I'm so happy everyone's early. 502 00:25:18,514 --> 00:25:21,682 You wore those pants again? Look at them. 503 00:25:21,684 --> 00:25:23,184 - Yeah? - Yes, I did. 504 00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:25,453 Well, thank heaven I didn't dress up. 505 00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:27,253 Well, they're very comfortable. Here. 506 00:25:27,255 --> 00:25:29,523 - They're very heinous. - They may be heinous, 507 00:25:29,525 --> 00:25:33,526 but something smells awfully good. 508 00:25:33,528 --> 00:25:36,597 Well, this is so great because, you know, 509 00:25:36,599 --> 00:25:41,202 your son ate the entire pie I was planning to serve for breakfast. 510 00:25:41,204 --> 00:25:42,669 Oh, pie is okay for breakfast. 511 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:45,438 Maybe everyone can congregate in the living room. 512 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,474 Austin sent me one of those smoked turkeys 513 00:25:47,476 --> 00:25:50,410 - now I'm excited about Thanksgiving. - Mm-hm. 514 00:25:50,412 --> 00:25:52,612 That's good. This man ate a whole pie? 515 00:25:52,614 --> 00:25:54,381 Part of a pie. She's exaggerating. 516 00:25:54,383 --> 00:25:56,050 - Pig, oink. - Uh, everyone? 517 00:25:56,052 --> 00:25:57,752 Can I have your attention? 518 00:25:57,754 --> 00:26:02,089 - We're dating. - Yes, Austin and Lauren are dating. 519 00:26:02,091 --> 00:26:03,624 - You're misunderstanding. - Oh, no, no. 520 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,760 - That's wonderful. - No, Grandma. Stop it. 521 00:26:05,762 --> 00:26:08,128 - No, Grandma, stop kissing Austin. - Oh, no, no, no. 522 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:10,531 It's not what you think. But it's very meaningful. 523 00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,632 - There's just a bit of confusion here. - Yeah, listen. 524 00:26:12,634 --> 00:26:14,100 You work with Lauren? 525 00:26:14,102 --> 00:26:17,271 Yeah. Hailey is a lawyer, um. 526 00:26:17,273 --> 00:26:19,205 - She actually makes money. - So do you. 527 00:26:19,207 --> 00:26:21,509 - How is the writing coming? - Bet you got a whole lot 528 00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:22,612 of new material now. 529 00:26:23,513 --> 00:26:26,546 Her writing's going really well. Tell them. 530 00:26:26,548 --> 00:26:28,616 - What kind of law? - Uh, environmental law. 531 00:26:28,618 --> 00:26:31,252 - All about shrubbery and bushes. - I love shrubbery. 532 00:26:31,254 --> 00:26:33,587 I don't know anything about environmental law, 533 00:26:33,589 --> 00:26:35,723 but I learn something new every day. 534 00:26:35,725 --> 00:26:39,392 As did I, madame, the day I married you 'til today. 535 00:26:39,394 --> 00:26:41,195 What's the newest thing you've learned? 536 00:26:41,197 --> 00:26:43,464 You, ma'am, have major game. 537 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:45,131 - Alright, you two get a room. - So, um, 538 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:47,100 Hailey and I met in yoga. 539 00:26:47,102 --> 00:26:49,302 Thought you weren't supposed to talk in yoga. 540 00:26:49,304 --> 00:26:50,704 Well, she hates rules. 541 00:26:50,706 --> 00:26:52,173 Hailey is not my friend. 542 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,340 She's your best friend. 543 00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:55,275 I liked that picture of you 544 00:26:55,277 --> 00:26:56,811 two on Instagram last night. That was beautiful. 545 00:26:56,813 --> 00:26:58,411 - She's talking about the LPAC event. - Yeah. 546 00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:00,680 Lesbians for women in power. 547 00:27:00,682 --> 00:27:03,149 Yeah, we got a bunch of feminists in the house. 548 00:27:03,151 --> 00:27:05,151 Are you two wearing the same shirt? 549 00:27:05,153 --> 00:27:07,253 Okay. Come with me. 550 00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:10,757 Okay. Excuse me. 551 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,261 He goes too? 552 00:27:16,698 --> 00:27:19,366 - They're not listening. - I told you. 553 00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:21,167 No, like, they're really not listening. 554 00:27:21,169 --> 00:27:23,503 I mean, okay, they're still my family. 555 00:27:29,211 --> 00:27:31,244 Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to knock 556 00:27:31,246 --> 00:27:32,780 before someone answers the door? 557 00:27:32,782 --> 00:27:34,148 What's with the girl in the van? 558 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,582 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - Mike! 559 00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,251 - Happy Thanksgiving to you too! - Mike, Mike! 560 00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:40,186 - What? - You heard me. 561 00:27:40,188 --> 00:27:42,388 I don't even know what you're talking about! What? 562 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:45,192 Oh, I don't believe you. Where's the cranberry sauce? 563 00:27:45,194 --> 00:27:47,194 - What? - I asked you to bring one thing. 564 00:27:47,196 --> 00:27:49,196 Oh, wait. Oh, woah, woah. I brought wine. 565 00:27:49,198 --> 00:27:50,697 - Oh, great. - I brought wine. 566 00:27:50,699 --> 00:27:52,768 So we're drinking again. That makes me happy. 567 00:27:53,602 --> 00:27:57,274 - So, this is your bedroom? - This is it. 568 00:27:58,608 --> 00:28:00,608 I'm so glad we're sharing this moment with Austin. 569 00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:02,877 No one wants to out you guys more than me right now. 570 00:28:02,879 --> 00:28:06,347 - Why exactly are you here? - How was I supposed to know you were gonna drop 571 00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:09,282 - the lez bomb today? - Why did you send a turkey? 572 00:28:09,284 --> 00:28:11,784 Because her grandmother liked it last year. 573 00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:15,188 You're deliberately trying to sabotage me. 574 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:16,890 Shut up. Both of you. 575 00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:20,828 We'll go with the flow and when the right moment presents itself 576 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:24,898 - I will tell them we're in a relationship. - Okay. 577 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:28,334 Alright, listen, you just have to rip off that Band-Aid. 578 00:28:28,336 --> 00:28:31,237 - I didn't want there to be any ripping. - I know. 579 00:28:31,239 --> 00:28:35,309 - It's not how it was supposed to happen. - Oh, I know. 580 00:28:35,311 --> 00:28:38,244 - Sorry. - Hey, it's gonna be okay. 581 00:28:44,786 --> 00:28:48,324 - So, this is your bedroom? - This is my bedroom. 582 00:28:49,391 --> 00:28:51,527 All of this was made here. 583 00:28:52,294 --> 00:28:55,696 How did you even fit on the bed with all these stuffed animals? 584 00:28:55,698 --> 00:28:59,532 I don't know. I'm actually not sure. 585 00:28:59,534 --> 00:29:01,702 - Who's this guy? - This is Teddy. 586 00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:04,271 I lacked imagination. 587 00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:07,407 This is, like, quite the introduction to 6-year-old Lauren. 588 00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:10,276 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 589 00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:14,215 - Hey, mom! - Oh! 590 00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:15,515 - Happy Thanksgiving! - All my children. 591 00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:17,318 Oh, it smells so good in here. 592 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,320 - You look so handsome. - Really? 593 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:21,821 - Yes, I really like this hairdo. - Why don't I have a girlfriend then? 594 00:29:21,823 --> 00:29:24,291 - This deserves a girlfriend. - It's so touchable. 595 00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:26,859 Hey, I did bring a little bit of laundry 596 00:29:26,861 --> 00:29:29,263 - Oh, how great, I love doing laundry. - for us to do. 597 00:29:29,265 --> 00:29:31,432 But I don't know how to do it. So I thought, you know, you. 598 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:34,437 Yeah, we'll have a class in that. It's all good. 599 00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:39,706 <i>♪ Dashing through the snow... ♪</i> 600 00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:44,511 Honey, one holiday at a time, please. 601 00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:46,981 - Can I have my phone back now? - Jess. 602 00:29:46,983 --> 00:29:50,417 - Would you give her the phone back? - Don't make me the bad cop. 603 00:29:50,419 --> 00:29:51,784 You are the bad cop. 604 00:29:51,786 --> 00:29:54,723 - Hey. Don't push it. - Thank you. 605 00:29:57,927 --> 00:30:01,331 Okay, here we go. Let's have a good time. 606 00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:07,001 Can I please have my phone now? 607 00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:08,968 No. 608 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:10,571 And don't slam the door. 609 00:30:10,573 --> 00:30:13,006 Can we just eat some food and give thanks? 610 00:30:13,008 --> 00:30:15,376 No. I'm not thankful. 611 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,477 How about giving thanks for me birthing you? 612 00:30:17,479 --> 00:30:19,879 Push a child out of your vagina for 32 hours. 613 00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:22,049 - You won't be crying about that phone. - Mom, don't say vagina. 614 00:30:22,051 --> 00:30:23,720 And don't mention the spinach dip. 615 00:30:26,554 --> 00:30:28,955 Hey, the good guys are here! 616 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,591 Hey! Hi, are you? 617 00:30:31,593 --> 00:30:35,029 I'm very, very well, Maggie. 618 00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:36,763 - Hey there, beautiful lady. - Oh. 619 00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:39,565 - Happy Thanksgiving, mom. - You kiss her on the lips? 620 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:42,302 - I love you. - Hey, tough guy. How you doin'? 621 00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:43,637 - I'm doing great. - Yeah? 622 00:30:43,639 --> 00:30:45,571 I feel great. I got the appetite back. 623 00:30:45,573 --> 00:30:46,907 - How do I look? - Like a 100 damn dollars. 624 00:30:46,909 --> 00:30:48,742 You actually asked him if he felt good? 625 00:30:48,744 --> 00:30:50,914 Look at the woman's face that he brought with him. 626 00:30:51,846 --> 00:30:54,814 - I mean, how could you not feel good? - Pop, come on. 627 00:30:54,816 --> 00:30:56,917 Jessica. Hi, Mike. 628 00:30:56,919 --> 00:30:58,319 - Maggie. - Hi! 629 00:30:58,321 --> 00:30:59,653 The whole gang is here. Great. 630 00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:01,455 - This is Hailey. - John. 631 00:31:01,457 --> 00:31:02,856 - Hi. - Do you want some meat? 632 00:31:02,858 --> 00:31:04,625 No, thanks, I actually don't eat meat. 633 00:31:04,627 --> 00:31:06,926 - Oh. - Are you a vegetarian? 634 00:31:06,928 --> 00:31:10,798 - Yeah. - Wait, you're the one that turned my daughter vegetarian? 635 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,933 No, actually, she turned me vegetarian. 636 00:31:12,935 --> 00:31:16,969 - She doesn't eat meat, but she eats pie. - So do you. 637 00:31:16,971 --> 00:31:19,406 - Mom, can I have my phone? - Not until you learn that 638 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,375 my privacy is my privacy. 639 00:31:21,377 --> 00:31:23,010 She has taken to filming me in the bathroom. 640 00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:24,677 - Got enough? - Mm-hm. 641 00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:26,813 On the toilet, in the shower, waxing, shaving. 642 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:28,648 - Waxing is my favorite one. - Oh, my god. 643 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,783 - Well, that's flattering. - That's flattering, right? 644 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:34,921 - Yes, the evil spawn. - Real flattering. 645 00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:37,390 Somebody said there was gonna be turkey. 646 00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:39,959 - You are an evil spawn, you really are. - Oh, yes, it's hilarious. 647 00:31:39,961 --> 00:31:42,562 - You should have some wine. - I don't want wine. 648 00:31:42,564 --> 00:31:45,733 - It's the bottle that Hailey brought. - Great. 649 00:31:45,735 --> 00:31:48,401 Is there a reason you don't want wine? 650 00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:50,870 - A specific reason? - You like drinking? 651 00:31:50,872 --> 00:31:54,108 - That's it? - Dad, I don't want wine. 652 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,475 - Do you want the wine? - Ahh, No. 653 00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:57,410 I'm thinking you might want some. 654 00:31:57,412 --> 00:31:59,580 Lauren, can you grab me some extra oven mitts from downstairs? 655 00:31:59,582 --> 00:32:01,849 - Oh, I'll go get them. - The big... Lauren, can you 656 00:32:01,851 --> 00:32:03,716 show Hailey where the extra oven mitts are? 657 00:32:03,718 --> 00:32:05,886 Mom, can you ask dad why he's being crazy? 658 00:32:05,888 --> 00:32:08,455 - She doesn't want any wine. - Where the hell is the turkey? 659 00:32:08,457 --> 00:32:10,157 Amen. I'm with Pop. Let's eat. 660 00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:11,724 It's roast beef. 661 00:32:11,726 --> 00:32:14,160 - You need to talk to them. - Okay. 662 00:32:14,162 --> 00:32:18,432 - You need to drink that wine. - Getting drunk's not gonna fix anything. 663 00:32:18,434 --> 00:32:20,466 - They think you're pregnant. - No. 664 00:32:20,468 --> 00:32:22,468 Oh, yeah. They think you came home to tell them 665 00:32:22,470 --> 00:32:23,803 you're in a relationship with Austin 666 00:32:23,805 --> 00:32:26,473 and you're pregnant. Congratulations. 667 00:32:26,475 --> 00:32:27,940 Oh, my God. 668 00:32:27,942 --> 00:32:31,911 I just need to get my mom alone for, like, a minute. 669 00:32:31,913 --> 00:32:33,415 Is someone smoking pot? 670 00:32:34,048 --> 00:32:36,452 I don't think so. Nobody smokes. 671 00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:39,889 What? 672 00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:47,660 My uncle is smoking weed in Pop-pop's bathroom! 673 00:32:47,662 --> 00:32:49,897 My uncle, this, my Pop-pop used to live down here. 674 00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:52,632 My uncle's in there smoking and shaving. My mom's gonna kill him. 675 00:32:52,634 --> 00:32:55,101 - Why is he shaving? - Why is he smoking? 676 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,437 - Ask if he wants to share? - That's not funny. 677 00:32:57,439 --> 00:32:59,039 - I'm not joking. - I'll be right back. 678 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:01,207 - No. - Just give me, just give me five minutes. 679 00:33:01,209 --> 00:33:02,876 - No. - Just give me... Please. 680 00:33:02,878 --> 00:33:05,212 Please just give me five minutes to talk to my mom. 681 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:07,080 You get one minute. 682 00:33:07,082 --> 00:33:09,015 Only 'cause you look so cute in that dress. 683 00:33:09,017 --> 00:33:10,486 I like you in flannel. 684 00:33:11,152 --> 00:33:13,390 Relax. I'll be right back. 685 00:33:19,027 --> 00:33:20,860 Shit. 686 00:33:20,862 --> 00:33:22,529 Oh, good. Lauren. 687 00:33:22,531 --> 00:33:23,796 - No, not right now. - Your friend. 688 00:33:23,798 --> 00:33:25,666 - No. - Yeah, we had a connection. 689 00:33:25,668 --> 00:33:27,234 - There's no connection. - Tell me one thing. 690 00:33:27,236 --> 00:33:29,035 What kind of guys does she date? 691 00:33:29,037 --> 00:33:30,670 She is unavailable. 692 00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:32,071 - Hey, listen. - What? 693 00:33:32,073 --> 00:33:34,608 Mike's smoking weed in Pop-pop's bathroom. 694 00:33:34,610 --> 00:33:36,009 - Is he gonna share? - John! 695 00:33:36,011 --> 00:33:37,844 What? What do you want me to do about it? 696 00:33:37,846 --> 00:33:39,480 I just need everyone to pull their shit together 697 00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:40,914 for five seconds while I talk to mom. 698 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,515 - Can you just help me do that. - That's fair. 699 00:33:42,517 --> 00:33:43,817 She's in the kitchen, you know, 700 00:33:43,819 --> 00:33:45,421 - basting away. - Okay. 701 00:33:46,755 --> 00:33:49,622 - No. Where are you going? Stay. - Where's Hailey? I just wanna have a stimulating 702 00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:52,795 conversation with somebody actually... She seems smart. I'll see you later. 703 00:33:55,831 --> 00:33:58,532 - Here. - What the hell? This cannot be right. 704 00:33:58,534 --> 00:34:02,969 According to this, the turkey's done. According to this, we ate it already. 705 00:34:02,971 --> 00:34:07,741 Vegetarian or not, you need to try the smoked turkey, Lauren. 706 00:34:07,743 --> 00:34:10,176 - It was a gift from your boyfriend. - It wasn't. 707 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:12,945 If she's gonna try meat, it's gonna be my meat. 708 00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:14,680 - Can you at least try my gravy? - I'm not trying meat today. 709 00:34:14,682 --> 00:34:16,617 Oh, yes, you are. You're trying this gravy. 710 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,684 - You really want to. - How about I try it, and we can go talk? 711 00:34:18,686 --> 00:34:20,521 - We're talking right now. Try the gravy. - We're not talking. 712 00:34:20,523 --> 00:34:23,990 Mmm. It's so good, right? It's really good. 713 00:34:23,992 --> 00:34:24,793 Why? 714 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,063 This is the best one I have ever made. 715 00:34:30,265 --> 00:34:31,532 That is great. 716 00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:32,765 - Rose. - Yeah. 717 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,667 I hate to tell you. 718 00:34:34,669 --> 00:34:37,204 You don't fry with olive oil. 719 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:41,742 No, I learned that. Oh, they told us that in Greece. 720 00:34:41,744 --> 00:34:43,744 - Never. - Okay. 721 00:34:43,746 --> 00:34:47,079 - We're in New Jersey. - You use canola oil or coconut oil. 722 00:34:47,081 --> 00:34:49,182 Really? Huh! 723 00:34:49,184 --> 00:34:53,153 You know, when I was a young girl and I had an itchy lady garden, 724 00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:57,557 - Excuse me? - I put just a drop of olive oil on a cotton swab and 725 00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:00,630 - pat it down there. - Oh, my God! 726 00:35:01,162 --> 00:35:02,896 That's so great. 727 00:35:02,898 --> 00:35:06,035 - How often would you do that? - Every single time. 728 00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:09,635 - Have you ever had an itch down there? - Never. 729 00:35:09,637 --> 00:35:12,039 - Never. That's never happened to me. - Mom, I need my phone. 730 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,041 - I need to film this. - Oh, yeah, that's not happening 731 00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:16,175 because you and your friends do too much of that snatching... 732 00:35:16,177 --> 00:35:18,178 - Snap-snapping? - of drugs and naked pictures. 733 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,113 - I'm not doing any of that. - Okay, whatever. 734 00:35:20,115 --> 00:35:22,816 All I'm saying is your generation is over-sexualized. 735 00:35:22,818 --> 00:35:25,184 No, that was never Lauren. 736 00:35:25,186 --> 00:35:27,019 What? You were an angel. 737 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:30,023 Do you remember when you asked me what this meant? 738 00:35:30,025 --> 00:35:31,892 - I literally wanna die. - Wait, what? 739 00:35:31,894 --> 00:35:34,227 Some brat at school did that 740 00:35:34,229 --> 00:35:36,696 and she wanted to know what he was talking about, right? 741 00:35:36,698 --> 00:35:39,265 Okay, can you stop making that motion, forever. 742 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:41,033 This...? You, no. 743 00:35:41,035 --> 00:35:42,702 Mom, let me live my life, okay? 744 00:35:42,704 --> 00:35:44,704 Tell them about the Spin the Bottle. 745 00:35:44,706 --> 00:35:46,039 - Mom, this is not a roast! - Okay, Lauren, 746 00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:48,908 Lauren called me in seventh grade. 747 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:51,144 - It was sixth grade. - It was seventh grade. 748 00:35:51,146 --> 00:35:55,015 - It was sixth grade. - And everybody was playing Spin the Bottle, right? 749 00:35:55,017 --> 00:35:58,184 I didn't want my first kiss to be with some random guy. 750 00:35:58,186 --> 00:36:00,620 - Right, and you called me, your mom. - Yes. 751 00:36:00,622 --> 00:36:03,823 I snuck off and called my mom and asked her if I should play. 752 00:36:03,825 --> 00:36:05,791 - What'd she say? What'd you say? - I said you should do 753 00:36:05,793 --> 00:36:08,227 whatever you feel comfortable doing. 754 00:36:08,229 --> 00:36:12,733 But you hang up the phone and don't tell anyone you called. 755 00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:15,234 - Loser. - Yes, I was not cool. 756 00:36:15,236 --> 00:36:17,974 I miss those days. You told me everything. 757 00:36:19,807 --> 00:36:23,075 I just want some clarification. You and Austin? 758 00:36:23,077 --> 00:36:25,711 - Not together. - Why are you keeping it secret? 759 00:36:25,713 --> 00:36:28,948 I'm not keeping it a secret! I've been trying to tell everyone. 760 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:32,151 - We're not together! - I've got an idea. 761 00:36:32,153 --> 00:36:35,756 Take this, put it in your hand and pray. 762 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:39,425 And pray to God that someday you figure out 763 00:36:39,427 --> 00:36:42,097 that you can get your shit together. 764 00:36:43,698 --> 00:36:45,865 - Put that rosary away. - What shit? 765 00:36:45,867 --> 00:36:47,200 - Put it away. - Why? 766 00:36:47,202 --> 00:36:49,102 We only use it for important things. 767 00:36:49,104 --> 00:36:53,140 God belongs in your house every day of your life, lady. 768 00:36:53,142 --> 00:36:56,676 We're not talking about God right now, we're talking about your rosary. 769 00:36:56,678 --> 00:36:58,778 Jessica, do you have a boyfriend? Change of subject. 770 00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,280 I'm so into lacrosse players. 771 00:37:00,282 --> 00:37:02,916 - Is Austin a lacrosse player? - Lacrosse? 772 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,950 Where do you see lacrosse players? 773 00:37:04,952 --> 00:37:06,285 You don't know what I do. 774 00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:07,854 Rose, I need more... 775 00:37:07,856 --> 00:37:09,155 Where are you going? I need more chairs. 776 00:37:09,157 --> 00:37:11,124 - They're in the basement. - Mike's, uh, 777 00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:13,059 - smoking weed down there. - What?! 778 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,294 How is that surprising? What are you chewing? 779 00:37:15,296 --> 00:37:16,463 Nothing, I'm not chewing. 780 00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:19,235 Look at that! One of my cookies! 781 00:37:21,035 --> 00:37:24,070 - Mike! - What?! 782 00:37:24,072 --> 00:37:28,041 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm shaving! 783 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:29,910 - I smell weed. - I'm shaving! 784 00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:31,745 You're smoking in our deceased father's bathroom! 785 00:37:31,747 --> 00:37:33,046 - It's all in your head. - No. 786 00:37:33,048 --> 00:37:35,182 I'm telling you, Rose, stop it. Ah! 787 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:37,316 - Rose, there's something wrong with you. - Where is it, where is it? 788 00:37:37,318 --> 00:37:39,352 - What are you laughing at? - Rose, I'm kind of worried about you. 789 00:37:39,354 --> 00:37:41,053 - What is so goddamn funny? - You don't look normal right now. 790 00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,023 - You don't look normal. - You are doing... 791 00:37:43,025 --> 00:37:45,392 No, I'm kind of depressed! I've gotta relax! 792 00:37:45,394 --> 00:37:47,928 - Oh, yeah. That's called being an adult! Welcome to... - Okay, Rose. 793 00:37:47,930 --> 00:37:50,796 You look like Grandma, you look just like grandma. 794 00:37:50,798 --> 00:37:53,332 I am so going to kill you. Goddamn it. 795 00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:59,271 - I have had it. I am not your goddamn mother! - I didn't do anything! 796 00:37:59,273 --> 00:38:04,778 Right over there I saw Lauren kiss Hailey. 797 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,812 Lauren's dating Austin. 798 00:38:08,349 --> 00:38:10,517 Kids these days think they can have their gluten-free 799 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:12,785 cake and eat it too. 800 00:38:12,787 --> 00:38:15,021 Well, what should we do about it? 801 00:38:15,023 --> 00:38:17,927 You do nothing. I'll handle this. 802 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:24,097 You put those hands on me, you get bossy 803 00:38:24,099 --> 00:38:29,870 and it turns me on, still. 804 00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:32,338 - So, no meat at all? - Nope. 805 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:35,975 - Well, where do you get your protein? - Oh, Hailey eats fish. 806 00:38:35,977 --> 00:38:38,845 Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. There's a name for that. 807 00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:41,113 It's a p, p, pescatarian. 808 00:38:41,115 --> 00:38:43,082 - You're a pescatarian. - No, I'm not. 809 00:38:43,084 --> 00:38:45,151 - Semantics. - Maybe I should be a pescatarian. 810 00:38:45,153 --> 00:38:47,887 Hey, we were just talking about Hailey's meat-eating habits. 811 00:38:47,889 --> 00:38:49,856 Austin's telling your brother I eat fish. 812 00:38:49,858 --> 00:38:51,091 What do you think about that, Lauren? 813 00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:52,959 Gosh, it starts with a P, right? 814 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:54,528 - Yeah, pescaterian. - It's on the tip of the... No. 815 00:38:54,530 --> 00:38:56,396 - That's right. Am I wrong? - No, it's not. That's not it. 816 00:38:56,398 --> 00:38:59,399 - Lauren? Lauren! - Oh, no. 817 00:38:59,401 --> 00:39:01,033 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 818 00:39:01,035 --> 00:39:03,068 Not pescatarian. I'll tell you later. 819 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:05,004 I wanna make sure you're comfortable, you know? 820 00:39:05,006 --> 00:39:06,872 Mi casa is your house. 821 00:39:06,874 --> 00:39:07,974 - Thanks. - Yeah. 822 00:39:07,976 --> 00:39:09,441 You play lacrosse? 823 00:39:09,443 --> 00:39:11,111 Yeah, in high school. 824 00:39:11,113 --> 00:39:13,280 Hm. Nice. 825 00:39:13,282 --> 00:39:17,050 - Lauren! - What's going on, Grandma? 826 00:39:17,052 --> 00:39:19,553 You never bring the side dish with the main dish. 827 00:39:19,555 --> 00:39:21,021 Huh? 828 00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:23,222 You don't think I know what's going on? 829 00:39:23,224 --> 00:39:27,227 - You and Hailey? - Yes. Me and Hailey. 830 00:39:27,229 --> 00:39:29,162 Yeah. Wow. 831 00:39:29,164 --> 00:39:31,898 I didn't think that you'd be the first person to figure that out. 832 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:35,334 You like to share your vegetarian plates and throw meat in when you feel like it. 833 00:39:35,336 --> 00:39:38,037 - Wait, what? - You, Hailey, Austin. 834 00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:40,439 I don't care what you do on your own personal time, 835 00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:44,077 but you don't bring the side dish with the main course home for the holidays. 836 00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:45,912 No, I'm with Hailey. There's not Austin. 837 00:39:45,914 --> 00:39:47,213 There's no side dish. 838 00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:50,950 Don't bullshit me. He sent a turkey. 839 00:39:50,952 --> 00:39:52,218 I'm not bullshitting you. 840 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,090 Hey, Lauren. Your brother's.... 841 00:39:57,059 --> 00:40:01,494 - Yeah. John? Stop waving at my friend. - Quit cock-blocking me. 842 00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:02,932 I'm watching you. 843 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,403 Shut the door. It's cold outside. 844 00:40:10,305 --> 00:40:11,941 Uh... 845 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:15,178 I saw the two of you kissing. 846 00:40:17,945 --> 00:40:19,848 Nice seeing you both. 847 00:40:20,948 --> 00:40:22,948 What? What do you want? 848 00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:26,019 - John, stop hitting on Hailey. - Okay. I think she might be into it, 849 00:40:26,021 --> 00:40:28,187 - so I really don't wanna stop. - She's not into it. She's not into it. 850 00:40:28,189 --> 00:40:30,090 - Okay, she might be. - She's not into it at all. 851 00:40:30,092 --> 00:40:31,490 You know what? I'm picking up some things. 852 00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:32,925 And if you think I don't know 853 00:40:32,927 --> 00:40:34,227 when I'm getting the eyes, 854 00:40:34,229 --> 00:40:36,095 - Then you're wrong. - There's no eyes. 855 00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:37,631 - You're not her type. - This is one of those amazing, 856 00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:39,499 beautiful romances that's just starting to blossom. 857 00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,267 - What are you talking about? - You can't cover it up. 858 00:40:41,269 --> 00:40:43,003 - She just showed up! - Well, yeah. You know. 859 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:44,470 - John, listen to me. - You have to relax! 860 00:40:44,472 --> 00:40:46,238 - I sense that you're worked up. - Listen to me! 861 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,244 - OK. - Hailey is my girlfriend. 862 00:40:49,378 --> 00:40:51,510 Oh. Oh. 863 00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,579 - Okay? - Yeah. 864 00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:56,149 - But, you made out with tons of my friends in high school. - Oh, my God, 865 00:40:56,151 --> 00:40:58,517 - I made out with one and it wasn't Thanksgiving. Let it go! - But you did. I saw 866 00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,387 - I owe you one. I owe you one. - Don't... Put your finger away! 867 00:41:00,389 --> 00:41:02,122 - I owe you one. - Put the finger away. 868 00:41:02,124 --> 00:41:03,523 Okay. You know what? If you don't think 869 00:41:03,525 --> 00:41:05,024 I can make out with her, 870 00:41:05,026 --> 00:41:06,494 then I will take that as a challenge. 871 00:41:07,329 --> 00:41:09,662 - Don't. - You're room smells like farts. 872 00:41:09,664 --> 00:41:12,267 - Get out. - So maybe you wanna do something about that. 873 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,284 Why don't you get over there so I can keep an eye on you. 874 00:41:38,293 --> 00:41:40,292 - You alright? - Oh, yeah. 875 00:41:40,294 --> 00:41:42,562 Yeah, they just they did a lot of cutting around the muscle. 876 00:41:42,564 --> 00:41:45,334 So you're gonna blame cancer for your shitty golf game? 877 00:41:47,436 --> 00:41:49,037 You look alright, buddy. 878 00:41:49,604 --> 00:41:51,236 Don't lie to me. I look like shit. 879 00:41:51,238 --> 00:41:52,909 Well, there's that. 880 00:41:55,577 --> 00:41:57,914 Hey, what's the deal with dad and the rosary? 881 00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:00,949 Well, he, uh... 882 00:42:03,385 --> 00:42:06,122 promised to do the rosary every day if you'd beat cancer. 883 00:42:07,488 --> 00:42:09,323 So, he's screwed. 884 00:42:13,394 --> 00:42:16,695 You look good, though. You eating healthy? 885 00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:20,233 - From the guy who eats pie for breakfast. - And lunch. 886 00:42:20,235 --> 00:42:22,568 - You know, George, I feel good. - Good. 887 00:42:22,570 --> 00:42:28,041 - I feel like a teenager. - Like a really old, out of shape teenager. 888 00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:32,447 Fore! On your house! 889 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:41,490 Okay. I need a new thermometer. 890 00:42:42,724 --> 00:42:45,358 Lauren, get me a new thermometer for Christmas. 891 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,160 - That's all I want. - Great. 892 00:42:47,162 --> 00:42:48,495 - I'm hungry. - Hey, sweetie? 893 00:42:48,497 --> 00:42:51,398 I have your baby clothes up in the attic. 894 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,800 - Mom, there's no reason for baby clothes. - Oh, okay. 895 00:42:53,802 --> 00:42:55,702 Is something burning in here? 896 00:42:55,704 --> 00:42:59,773 No, it's the smoked turkey? I mean, my turkey's fine. 897 00:42:59,775 --> 00:43:01,274 - It smells. - That's not a turkey. 898 00:43:01,276 --> 00:43:02,776 Yeah, what's with the smoked turkey? 899 00:43:02,778 --> 00:43:05,111 - It's a family tradition. - Hailey, what's up? 900 00:43:05,113 --> 00:43:07,312 I am gonna be an awesome grandma. 901 00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:11,651 Yo, would a rational, pregnant person do this?! 902 00:43:11,653 --> 00:43:14,523 - Yeah, boy. Oh, boy. - God. Wow. Oh, Wow. 903 00:43:15,657 --> 00:43:17,724 No, no way to get that. 904 00:43:17,726 --> 00:43:20,392 - Oh, my god, no. - So awesome. 905 00:43:20,394 --> 00:43:22,394 - There's no baby. - You just killed it. 906 00:43:22,396 --> 00:43:25,532 There was never a baby, mom. There was never a baby. 907 00:43:26,767 --> 00:43:28,267 - Get the turkey! - Wait, wait! 908 00:43:28,269 --> 00:43:30,269 Okay, everybody out now! 909 00:43:34,108 --> 00:43:36,242 Save the turkey and get out! Come on! 910 00:43:36,244 --> 00:43:39,211 Hailey and I have been dating for six months. 911 00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:41,481 No one seems to give a shit about anything. 912 00:43:41,483 --> 00:43:43,816 - Move, move get out! - Alright, we're coming! 913 00:43:45,686 --> 00:43:47,787 George! Where are mom and dad? 914 00:43:47,789 --> 00:43:50,090 Has anybody seen my brother? 915 00:43:50,092 --> 00:43:52,461 Okay, we gotta go now. We gotta go. 916 00:43:53,227 --> 00:43:56,731 <i>The house is okay, but the basement's got a lot of smoke damage.</i> 917 00:43:57,499 --> 00:44:00,236 - <i>What caused the fire?</i> - <i>A joint, Chief.</i> 918 00:44:02,436 --> 00:44:03,705 <i>Does he wanna share?</i> 919 00:44:05,506 --> 00:44:09,843 It's gonna be ok, mom. Why don't we go to the motel and have Thanksgiving there? 920 00:44:09,845 --> 00:44:12,812 Yeah, okay. Okay. 921 00:44:14,483 --> 00:44:17,850 - Oh, my God, it's all dad's stuff. - I know. 922 00:44:17,852 --> 00:44:19,852 His... 923 00:44:19,854 --> 00:44:22,224 - His baseball bats. - I know. 924 00:44:24,291 --> 00:44:26,758 - It's gonna be okay. - His bird box and... 925 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,597 - It's gonna be okay. - Oh, God. 926 00:44:32,133 --> 00:44:33,533 - Yeah. - Um. 927 00:44:33,535 --> 00:44:34,834 I'll be right back. Are you gonna be okay? 928 00:44:34,836 --> 00:44:36,205 Yep. 929 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:42,876 - Oh! Oh. - Happy Thanksgiving, Rose. 930 00:44:42,878 --> 00:44:44,910 - Oh, Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. - And that is one hell of a way 931 00:44:44,912 --> 00:44:46,648 to smoke a turkey. 932 00:44:49,184 --> 00:44:50,749 Dick. 933 00:44:50,751 --> 00:44:52,484 Hey, where are you going? 934 00:44:52,486 --> 00:44:54,921 Your brother's going to give me a ride to the station. 935 00:44:54,923 --> 00:44:56,789 I tried to tell them, you heard me. 936 00:44:56,791 --> 00:45:00,292 No, I know, I'm sorry. Look, I'm just really uncomfortable. 937 00:45:00,294 --> 00:45:01,760 - I mean, this is crazy, right? - John? 938 00:45:01,762 --> 00:45:03,695 - What? - Hailey's staying. You're staying. 939 00:45:03,697 --> 00:45:05,398 No, she said she wanted a ride. I'll give her a ride. 940 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,765 What's your deal anyway? You seem 941 00:45:06,767 --> 00:45:08,501 - really depressed. - Give me Hailey's bag. 942 00:45:08,503 --> 00:45:10,637 I can hold onto a bag, okay? 943 00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:15,274 You have to stay, please. I need my friend's support. 944 00:45:15,276 --> 00:45:19,211 Look, I get it that your family doesn't wanna hear about your <i>friend</i> today. 945 00:45:19,213 --> 00:45:20,646 But I think they need to know. 946 00:45:20,648 --> 00:45:23,249 I need to know that my friend has my back. 947 00:45:23,251 --> 00:45:26,519 And I need my friend to be open and honest about her feelings. 948 00:45:26,521 --> 00:45:28,387 Friends are there even when it's inconvenient. 949 00:45:28,389 --> 00:45:30,222 They're there when you need them the most. 950 00:45:30,224 --> 00:45:32,658 She sounds like she's pretty hard to be friends with, right? 951 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,861 - Probably not even bother. - Give me Hailey's bag. 952 00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:36,796 - Hey, you should mediate a little bit. - Give me Hailey's bag. 953 00:45:36,798 --> 00:45:38,463 - Sibling rivalry. Hey, guys. - I think it would be good. 954 00:45:38,465 --> 00:45:40,332 - Who am I riding with? - Guys, we can, 955 00:45:40,334 --> 00:45:43,269 we can fit we can fit three in our backseat. 956 00:45:43,271 --> 00:45:46,673 - Mom, you're gonna get sick. - Hey, we got the food in the driveway! 957 00:45:46,675 --> 00:45:49,408 - We can have, like, a picnic, man! - Oh, make him be quiet. 958 00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:51,410 - It's a beautiful day, you know! - Make him shut up. 959 00:45:51,412 --> 00:45:53,546 - Make him shut up or I will die. - Come on, we're all here, you know? 960 00:45:53,548 --> 00:45:55,847 I mean, there's no reason we all gotta climb 961 00:45:55,849 --> 00:45:57,916 in the car and go to the motel! 962 00:45:57,918 --> 00:45:59,751 - Seriously! - Hey, Austin. 963 00:45:59,753 --> 00:46:01,820 My parents said you're coming with us. 964 00:46:01,822 --> 00:46:03,256 Cool. 965 00:46:03,258 --> 00:46:04,526 - Uhh. - I know. 966 00:46:05,427 --> 00:46:07,426 - We're just gonna go to the motel. - Okay. 967 00:46:07,428 --> 00:46:10,229 And we're gonna have a perfect Thanksgiving dinner. 968 00:46:10,231 --> 00:46:12,832 - You're gonna come. - You are a saint 969 00:46:12,834 --> 00:46:14,566 for putting up with all this. 970 00:46:14,568 --> 00:46:17,769 - Oh, Mrs. Anderson. - Oh, it's gonna be okay. 971 00:46:17,771 --> 00:46:20,907 These are Ken's keys, and this is Ken's car, but it's just 972 00:46:20,909 --> 00:46:22,608 - they're not working for Ken and... - Sweetie 973 00:46:22,610 --> 00:46:24,577 find the keys that work for that car 974 00:46:24,579 --> 00:46:27,546 or find a car that goes with those keys, okay? 975 00:46:27,548 --> 00:46:29,414 Johnny? Put on your big boy pants. 976 00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:31,984 Don't let the panic win. So, you're coming back 977 00:46:31,986 --> 00:46:34,287 to the motel with us, right? 978 00:46:34,289 --> 00:46:35,921 - Oh, yes, you are. Yes, you are. - Yeah. 979 00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:38,925 - Thank you so much for having me. - Oh, you're welcome. 980 00:46:38,927 --> 00:46:40,660 - So, we're just all gonna go to the motel? - Yep. 981 00:46:40,662 --> 00:46:43,296 - Alright. Roommates. - John! 982 00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:44,863 - What? - Leave Hailey alone. 983 00:46:44,865 --> 00:46:46,865 I'm not, not leaving her alone. 984 00:46:46,867 --> 00:46:48,834 - You're talking too much. - I've been talking to everybody. 985 00:46:48,836 --> 00:46:50,637 - Stop it, just go away. - Guys, guys? 986 00:46:50,639 --> 00:46:52,372 - Stop it, just go away. - Guys, guys? 987 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:53,573 - I can't go in the house. - Okay. 988 00:46:53,575 --> 00:46:55,441 - He's a moron. - Here we go. 989 00:46:55,443 --> 00:46:56,908 - He's a moron. - Here we go, come. 990 00:46:56,910 --> 00:47:00,479 I'm sorry. I'm sorry he's harassing you. 991 00:47:00,481 --> 00:47:02,314 - Work on your attitude! - We're good? 992 00:47:02,316 --> 00:47:04,783 - Shut up! - We're all good! 993 00:47:17,365 --> 00:47:18,898 What's with the smoked turkey? 994 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,999 How many times are we gonna go through this today? 995 00:47:21,001 --> 00:47:22,635 Austin sent it. 996 00:47:22,637 --> 00:47:24,707 What? He doesn't like <i>your</i> turkey? 997 00:47:25,506 --> 00:47:27,039 Does Austin not like my turkey? 998 00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:28,874 No, mom. It was just a gesture. 999 00:47:28,876 --> 00:47:31,943 It was a peace offering. He knew I wanted to kill him. 1000 00:47:31,945 --> 00:47:34,946 If you're gonna eat turkey today, it's gonna be my turkey. 1001 00:47:34,948 --> 00:47:37,783 See, Lauren? Your mom doesn't want you eating Austin's meat. 1002 00:47:37,785 --> 00:47:40,620 - I thought you don't eat meat. - I don't. 1003 00:47:40,622 --> 00:47:42,921 Do you have any allergies I should know about, Hailey? 1004 00:47:42,923 --> 00:47:45,658 - Just bees. - Okay, I'm not gonna cook bees, 1005 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:48,394 so that's fine. I was gonna make us dinner. 1006 00:47:48,396 --> 00:47:49,798 Oh, my God. 1007 00:48:01,675 --> 00:48:02,477 Oh. 1008 00:48:03,744 --> 00:48:06,546 So, now, how long have you and Lauren been officially together? 1009 00:48:06,548 --> 00:48:08,481 - Yeah, no, it's not official. - Oh. 1010 00:48:08,483 --> 00:48:10,916 - What the hell would you call it? - Keeping your options open? 1011 00:48:10,918 --> 00:48:12,718 Yep, nope! that's not... 1012 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,088 Not keeping our options open. We're just roommates. 1013 00:48:16,090 --> 00:48:17,957 Mm-hm. 1014 00:48:17,959 --> 00:48:19,461 Roommates. 1015 00:48:20,494 --> 00:48:22,861 No phone. Disgusting casserole. 1016 00:48:22,863 --> 00:48:26,466 Hey, it is not a casserole, it is a spinach dip. 1017 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:30,836 And it's the best goddamn spinach dip in this part of the country. 1018 00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,573 - Yeah. - Salty, it's buttery, 1019 00:48:33,575 --> 00:48:35,675 the edges get a little bit texture-y. 1020 00:48:35,677 --> 00:48:38,577 It's fantastic. That, to me, I mean, I don't know. 1021 00:48:38,579 --> 00:48:41,580 - It just seems perfect. - Well, also I steam... 1022 00:48:41,582 --> 00:48:45,584 If you pull it out a little early, sometimes we get a situation. 1023 00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:24,360 Are you kidding me? 1024 00:49:28,095 --> 00:49:29,796 - Hey, mom? - Yeah, sweetie. 1025 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:32,030 Let's try to enjoy what's left of the day. 1026 00:49:32,032 --> 00:49:34,867 Pop-pop would have wanted us to have a lovely Thanksgiving. 1027 00:49:34,869 --> 00:49:38,070 - That was very well put. - Okay? Okay? 1028 00:49:38,072 --> 00:49:39,907 - Alright? - Wait a sec, what? 1029 00:49:40,775 --> 00:49:42,441 Probably I'll stay over there and we'll... 1030 00:49:42,443 --> 00:49:44,544 Hey, John, maybe make yourself useful. 1031 00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,611 Yeah, no problem. I was just saying we could figure out sleeping 1032 00:49:46,613 --> 00:49:47,780 arrangements whenever it's good for everyone. 1033 00:49:47,782 --> 00:49:49,115 We're obviously sharing a room. 1034 00:49:49,117 --> 00:49:50,515 It's not an option. 1035 00:49:50,517 --> 00:49:52,184 Hey, listen. My mom is at 1036 00:49:52,186 --> 00:49:55,687 boiling point. Let me just bring her back to zero, okay? 1037 00:49:55,689 --> 00:49:57,088 I get it. I get it. 1038 00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:59,927 It's all about preserving your mom's emotions. 1039 00:50:00,794 --> 00:50:03,095 You know, maybe I should just get together with John. 1040 00:50:03,097 --> 00:50:05,798 - That'll make her happy. - You're being ridiculous. 1041 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,966 Your cousin is sexually harassing me. 1042 00:50:07,968 --> 00:50:11,671 You need to deal with that. I can't deal with anything else today. 1043 00:50:11,673 --> 00:50:12,908 - Can you take this? - Yeah. 1044 00:50:14,075 --> 00:50:16,111 Okay, okay, I got it. I got it. 1045 00:50:16,945 --> 00:50:19,010 What is going on here? This parking lot is for guests only. 1046 00:50:19,012 --> 00:50:21,816 - Hey, is everything okay here? - Everything is great. 1047 00:50:23,017 --> 00:50:24,653 Guests only, please. 1048 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:27,086 - I'm with Mike. - Yeah. 1049 00:50:27,088 --> 00:50:31,122 She's, uh... Ro... Emma. This is my guest. 1050 00:50:31,124 --> 00:50:32,992 - Yes, hello, family - Yeah. 1051 00:50:32,994 --> 00:50:35,227 that was not supposed to be here with me today. 1052 00:50:35,229 --> 00:50:36,995 - We had this little accident at the house. - Little accident? 1053 00:50:36,997 --> 00:50:38,997 - Little? Little my ass - Is everything okay here? 1054 00:50:38,999 --> 00:50:41,166 - You're little. You're little. - Is everything okay here, mom? 1055 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,801 - Jeez. - Everything is fine. 1056 00:50:42,803 --> 00:50:44,570 - Bring it down a notch. - Everything's fine. 1057 00:50:44,572 --> 00:50:46,805 Come on. We're gonna go have some dinner and 1058 00:50:46,807 --> 00:50:49,575 our bellies will be full of surprise, we'll be on our way. 1059 00:50:49,577 --> 00:50:53,713 Let's, you know, we'll... Let's make the most of it, the best of it. 1060 00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,814 Right? The best of it. 1061 00:50:55,816 --> 00:50:57,916 Hey, mom, can I grab a key for me and Hailey to grab a room? 1062 00:50:57,918 --> 00:50:59,684 - Yes, go ahead. - Okay. You good here? 1063 00:50:59,686 --> 00:51:00,822 Yeah, I'm great here. 1064 00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:08,630 I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. 1065 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:16,836 You know, today was supposed to be a really important day. 1066 00:51:16,838 --> 00:51:19,571 Yeah, well, how was I supposed to know that? 1067 00:51:19,573 --> 00:51:23,108 - Why exactly are you here? - 'Cause, I like Lauren's family. 1068 00:51:23,110 --> 00:51:24,977 - What? - You like Lauren. 1069 00:51:24,979 --> 00:51:28,780 Okay. Alright. Alright. Look, you're frustrated, 1070 00:51:28,782 --> 00:51:31,684 because her family welcomed me with open arms. 1071 00:51:31,686 --> 00:51:33,218 - No, no. - Yeah. 1072 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:35,021 I'm frustrated because you've 1073 00:51:35,023 --> 00:51:37,957 managed to hijack the entire day. 1074 00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:41,026 - They think you guys are a couple. - That's not my fault. 1075 00:51:41,028 --> 00:51:45,330 You and Lauren are never going to be a couple, okay? 1076 00:51:45,332 --> 00:51:47,702 I hope you realize that. 1077 00:51:51,838 --> 00:51:56,642 You guys have been dating for six months, right? 1078 00:51:56,644 --> 00:51:58,780 We've been living together for three years. 1079 00:52:00,715 --> 00:52:02,084 Guess who knows Lauren better? 1080 00:52:05,919 --> 00:52:08,354 - How the hell did Mike start that fire? - Smoking pot. 1081 00:52:08,356 --> 00:52:11,222 - Where'd he get the weed? - He's probably dealing again. 1082 00:52:11,224 --> 00:52:14,093 - I didn't realize he was selling ever. - Oh, yeah. 1083 00:52:14,095 --> 00:52:15,827 Interesting. 1084 00:52:15,829 --> 00:52:18,196 - Interesting. - Failed at it, of course. 1085 00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:20,332 - He'll probably fail at it again. - Yeah. 1086 00:52:20,334 --> 00:52:22,801 - They're ripping out the flowers again! - Who? 1087 00:52:22,803 --> 00:52:24,604 - I don't... - Holy...! 1088 00:52:24,606 --> 00:52:26,041 Fuck! 1089 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,874 Johnny, stop pretending to help. You can actually help. 1090 00:52:28,876 --> 00:52:30,809 Well, it's heavier than it looks, mom. 1091 00:52:30,811 --> 00:52:32,611 I'm putting the spinach dip right here. 1092 00:52:32,613 --> 00:52:34,079 Okay, that's great, Maggie. 1093 00:52:42,322 --> 00:52:45,124 - I can do that. - Let me help you with this, Mrs. Anderson. 1094 00:52:45,126 --> 00:52:47,693 I'm happy to help. I can just spread 1095 00:52:47,695 --> 00:52:50,966 a tablecloth or whatever I need to do here. 1096 00:52:52,367 --> 00:52:54,166 Relax if you want or... 1097 00:52:54,168 --> 00:52:55,803 Oh! Yeah. 1098 00:53:03,711 --> 00:53:04,943 - George? - Hey! 1099 00:53:04,945 --> 00:53:06,345 Watch the damn turkey video. 1100 00:53:06,347 --> 00:53:08,314 Okay, I will watch the video. 1101 00:53:08,316 --> 00:53:09,981 - Now. - Absolutely. 1102 00:53:09,983 --> 00:53:12,318 - Why wouldn't I? - Rose! 1103 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,588 Somebody's calling! 1104 00:53:14,188 --> 00:53:16,124 Would you mind closing the door, honey? 1105 00:53:24,231 --> 00:53:25,833 - Yeah? - Ah-hah. 1106 00:53:27,735 --> 00:53:29,934 Your brother and his friend. 1107 00:53:29,936 --> 00:53:31,803 Yeah, I know, I know. What the hell's going on here? 1108 00:53:31,805 --> 00:53:34,740 Let me call the police. I got this. 1109 00:53:34,742 --> 00:53:36,742 I can't call the cops on Mikey. 1110 00:53:36,744 --> 00:53:40,879 That's why you're gonna let me call the cops on him, okay? 1111 00:53:40,881 --> 00:53:43,050 - I can't. - Yeah, you can do it. 1112 00:53:44,718 --> 00:53:48,820 - Just come inside and just act normal. - I am not going inside. 1113 00:53:48,822 --> 00:53:51,023 - Are you out of your mind? - Please come inside? 1114 00:53:51,025 --> 00:53:53,892 Please come inside? Do you wanna get this done? 1115 00:53:53,894 --> 00:53:56,162 - Oh, my... - Are we gonna get this done? Are we gonna be professional? 1116 00:53:56,164 --> 00:53:58,296 - Let's go inside. - Do you wanna be professional? 1117 00:53:58,298 --> 00:54:00,032 - I am a professional. - Do you wanna try and be a professional? 1118 00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,733 Oh, my God! You are the absolute worst! 1119 00:54:01,735 --> 00:54:03,269 I've been a professional for a while. 1120 00:54:03,271 --> 00:54:04,370 Oh, yeah, so professional. 1121 00:54:04,372 --> 00:54:06,805 We can stay in here tonight. 1122 00:54:06,807 --> 00:54:08,876 Shouldn't we be sleeping in separate beds? 1123 00:54:09,876 --> 00:54:11,779 Funny. 1124 00:54:12,447 --> 00:54:14,046 Lauren. Okay. 1125 00:54:14,048 --> 00:54:16,051 I think Uncle Mike's dating a gay lady. 1126 00:54:17,285 --> 00:54:19,484 Yeah. I know a lesbian when I see one. 1127 00:54:19,486 --> 00:54:21,253 - Hi, Hailey. - Hey. 1128 00:54:21,255 --> 00:54:22,854 What are you doin'? What are you guys doin'? 1129 00:54:22,856 --> 00:54:24,226 - Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. 1130 00:54:25,193 --> 00:54:28,059 - Impeccable gaydar, that one. - Spot on. 1131 00:54:28,061 --> 00:54:30,229 I'm glad there's so many love connections happening. 1132 00:54:30,231 --> 00:54:33,298 I know, and my whole family will know about this one. 1133 00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:37,838 We'll be laughing about this someday, I'm sure. 1134 00:54:39,273 --> 00:54:42,077 It's nice to have a moment away from my family. 1135 00:54:44,077 --> 00:54:47,178 I was really excited to meet them today. 1136 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,282 I know. 1137 00:54:49,517 --> 00:54:53,889 They're gonna love you. I'm sorry it didn't go as planned. 1138 00:54:57,825 --> 00:54:59,194 It just... 1139 00:55:00,394 --> 00:55:03,899 doesn't feel good not to be worth talking about. 1140 00:55:04,532 --> 00:55:07,169 Of course you're worth talking about. 1141 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:11,105 You know, I adore you. 1142 00:55:23,517 --> 00:55:25,151 - Hey, dad? - Hey. 1143 00:55:25,153 --> 00:55:27,486 I really need to talk to you. 1144 00:55:27,488 --> 00:55:29,821 Yeah, you and Austin are not sharing a room. 1145 00:55:29,823 --> 00:55:32,760 - That's not happening. - I don't wanna share a room with Austin. 1146 00:55:33,327 --> 00:55:35,494 It's the first Thanksgiving without Pop-pop. 1147 00:55:35,496 --> 00:55:39,532 It's really important that we make this a nice dinner for mom. 1148 00:55:39,534 --> 00:55:42,001 There's something I have to talk to you both about. 1149 00:55:42,003 --> 00:55:43,805 Oh, yeah, what's up? 1150 00:55:44,472 --> 00:55:46,905 - Hailey and I... - I mean, you're right about your mom. 1151 00:55:46,907 --> 00:55:49,977 She's not having an easy go of it 1152 00:55:50,544 --> 00:55:52,213 with Pop-pop passing and... 1153 00:55:54,148 --> 00:55:55,548 this place. 1154 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:58,820 Mike. She's sad. 1155 00:56:00,253 --> 00:56:04,258 She misses you. You guys were so close, you know? 1156 00:56:05,092 --> 00:56:06,892 We're still close, dad. 1157 00:56:06,894 --> 00:56:08,296 You wanted to tell me something? 1158 00:56:10,331 --> 00:56:13,298 Let's just have a really nice Thanksgiving dinner? 1159 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:16,234 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts with the carving, apparently. 1160 00:56:16,236 --> 00:56:18,870 - I mean, just watch the video. - Is it just "YouTube carving," 1161 00:56:18,872 --> 00:56:21,307 "YouTube comma carving?" 1162 00:56:21,309 --> 00:56:26,381 "Turkey video carving" in the Internet will lead you right there. 1163 00:56:27,215 --> 00:56:28,513 Right there. 1164 00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,249 This was supposed to be an easy merchandise move. 1165 00:56:31,251 --> 00:56:33,251 And now you're asking me to pretend to be your girlfriend. 1166 00:56:33,253 --> 00:56:36,055 Just relax, Emma. Everybody's gonna be eating. 1167 00:56:36,057 --> 00:56:37,455 You can do your business. 1168 00:56:37,457 --> 00:56:39,358 Yeah, I hope I can do my business, okay? 1169 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,327 You weren't even supposed to be here, okay? 1170 00:56:41,329 --> 00:56:43,995 - You don't mess with the cartel! - Okay! 1171 00:56:43,997 --> 00:56:45,865 And that's another thing about the cartel! 1172 00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:47,399 - I should be part of this cartel! - Hey, guys. 1173 00:56:47,401 --> 00:56:49,468 - I've been wanting... - For the last time... 1174 00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:51,370 - What are you guys doing out here? - Not much. 1175 00:56:51,372 --> 00:56:53,104 Nature. 1176 00:56:53,106 --> 00:56:55,908 Question. You carryin'? 1177 00:56:55,910 --> 00:56:57,376 What? 1178 00:56:57,378 --> 00:56:58,513 You know. Hey. 1179 00:56:59,646 --> 00:57:02,481 Oh, man, I don't even know what you're talking about. 1180 00:57:02,483 --> 00:57:04,617 Come on, Mike. 1181 00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:07,952 Yes, hi. He is selling. 1182 00:57:07,954 --> 00:57:11,189 Dude, this is my sister's husband's brother. 1183 00:57:11,191 --> 00:57:15,928 I don't care who he is. We have merchandise to move. 1184 00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:17,832 How much are you looking for? 1185 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,365 A joint? 1186 00:57:20,367 --> 00:57:22,036 Now you're just wasting my time. 1187 00:57:22,637 --> 00:57:25,570 - Oh, mom's stuffing is so good. - Thank you, sweetie. 1188 00:57:25,572 --> 00:57:30,075 So, Hailey, how strict a vegetarian would you say that you are? 1189 00:57:30,077 --> 00:57:32,144 Hey, John? We're exclusively vegetarian. 1190 00:57:32,146 --> 00:57:34,946 I mean, can she handle, like, a little sausage? 1191 00:57:34,948 --> 00:57:37,916 Come on. What the hell's the matter with you? 1192 00:57:37,918 --> 00:57:40,919 I just want her to taste mom's stuffing. There's bits of little sausages in it. 1193 00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:44,155 I don't even know whether to accept that as what that is, 1194 00:57:44,157 --> 00:57:47,191 but it's the grimmest shirt I ever saw in my life that you're wearing. 1195 00:57:47,193 --> 00:57:49,995 Grandpa, I couldn't agree more. That's the ugliest sweater I've ever seen. 1196 00:57:49,997 --> 00:57:54,566 Well, truthfully, I don't love it either, but mom picked it out 1197 00:57:54,568 --> 00:57:56,401 - Wow. - and she is great. 1198 00:57:56,403 --> 00:58:00,472 So, Hailey, I'm a good man with a good soul. 1199 00:58:00,474 --> 00:58:03,175 There's a good chance I'm gonna murder you this Thanksgiving, John. 1200 00:58:03,177 --> 00:58:07,680 Yeah, well, I took out a hell of a life insurance policy on myself 1201 00:58:07,682 --> 00:58:09,682 so you can make me a very rich man. 1202 00:58:16,256 --> 00:58:19,059 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 1203 00:58:20,026 --> 00:58:22,026 Mike sold me some weed. 1204 00:58:22,028 --> 00:58:23,629 Oh, my God, we have a teenage daughter in there 1205 00:58:23,631 --> 00:58:25,129 and you're out here doing drugs? 1206 00:58:25,131 --> 00:58:26,597 Barely. Come on. 1207 00:58:26,599 --> 00:58:29,068 That is a shit ton of weed! 1208 00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:30,736 Honey, they don't sell it like they used to. 1209 00:58:30,738 --> 00:58:34,273 - And you plan on smoking all of that? - I don't know. 1210 00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:36,443 Mike's girlfriend scared the shit out of me. 1211 00:58:39,213 --> 00:58:42,580 - How are you feelin'? - Better. 1212 00:58:42,582 --> 00:58:44,385 Well, get back inside, 1213 00:58:46,052 --> 00:58:47,321 before you get us all arrested. 1214 00:58:51,425 --> 00:58:52,593 What the hell? 1215 00:58:53,461 --> 00:58:54,994 Do you need help with the chair? 1216 00:58:56,162 --> 00:58:57,595 Uh, no. I've got it. 1217 00:59:08,376 --> 00:59:10,209 Hey, what you got there, Josephine? 1218 00:59:10,211 --> 00:59:13,644 - Digestive enzymes. - Nice. 1219 00:59:13,646 --> 00:59:16,183 Lot of food to digest today... 1220 00:59:17,251 --> 00:59:20,151 as well as new information. 1221 00:59:20,153 --> 00:59:22,189 What kind of information? 1222 00:59:23,356 --> 00:59:27,626 Look what I found. Look what I found. My spinach dip. 1223 00:59:27,628 --> 00:59:29,093 Somebody's dug into it. I didn't even get a taste. 1224 00:59:29,095 --> 00:59:31,162 There was a guy. 1225 00:59:31,164 --> 00:59:34,201 Oh, honey. It's perfect. 1226 00:59:35,102 --> 00:59:38,537 Happy Thanksgiving. Can you move, Johnny? 1227 00:59:38,539 --> 00:59:41,140 Don't worry about dropping it, it's dead. 1228 00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:43,175 Here we go. 1229 00:59:43,177 --> 00:59:45,644 What we need to do is carve it. 1230 00:59:45,646 --> 00:59:49,148 It just needs to be carved and then we're, we're good, we're all good. 1231 00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:52,251 Rose, that turkey looks like ass. Old ass. 1232 00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:54,253 You know what? You look like old... Mikey, 1233 00:59:54,255 --> 00:59:56,555 would you please come into the kitchen with me? 1234 00:59:56,557 --> 00:59:59,127 - I'd rather stay here. - I think I'd rather you... 1235 01:00:02,128 --> 01:00:04,695 - Ow! You wrinkled my good shirt! - You tell me what's going on. 1236 01:00:04,697 --> 01:00:07,399 You tell me what's going on or I am calling the cops on your friend. 1237 01:00:07,401 --> 01:00:10,234 Sure, sure! She's my girlfriend and I love her. 1238 01:00:10,236 --> 01:00:11,505 - You love her? - Yeah. 1239 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,274 - What's going on? What's going on? - Nothing's going on, nothing. 1240 01:00:16,276 --> 01:00:18,676 - You tell me what's going on. - Nothing. Ow! 1241 01:00:18,678 --> 01:00:21,548 You broke my rib, or my ass or something. 1242 01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:24,615 - Anyway, Hailey, I thought I could make you a plate. - John! 1243 01:00:24,617 --> 01:00:26,785 - I know you don't normally eat a lot of meat, but... - John, she is 1244 01:00:26,787 --> 01:00:29,421 - I am an immovable wall! - not going to eat the turkey. 1245 01:00:29,423 --> 01:00:32,256 Okay, I find this very awkward. Oh, my god. 1246 01:00:32,258 --> 01:00:34,725 You know, today might be the day I try something new. 1247 01:00:34,727 --> 01:00:36,762 - See? She might want... - Am I allowed to eat? 1248 01:00:36,764 --> 01:00:39,263 Oh, you're allowed to, I'm just watching you. 1249 01:00:39,265 --> 01:00:41,466 - She does not want any turkey. - No, he's right, Lauren. 1250 01:00:41,468 --> 01:00:43,568 I'd usually go for a big hunk of breast, 1251 01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:47,472 but maybe today I'd like a juicy drumstick, you know? 1252 01:00:47,474 --> 01:00:50,408 You're gonna have to move while I prepare a plate because it's feeling very sexual... 1253 01:00:50,410 --> 01:00:53,144 - This is the Thanksgiving I'm going to kill you. - And you need to do this for me. 1254 01:00:53,146 --> 01:00:55,513 - You're the best spinach dip maker in the world. - You're pushing my buttons. 1255 01:00:55,515 --> 01:00:56,715 Button push. 1256 01:00:56,717 --> 01:00:58,584 Jesus Christ. What have we got here? 1257 01:00:58,586 --> 01:01:00,619 I'm gonna go cool off. I'm gonna do my tens, 1258 01:01:00,621 --> 01:01:02,553 - where I count to 10 in the other room. - Yes, yes. 1259 01:01:02,555 --> 01:01:04,590 And you need to grow up while I'm gone, okay? 1260 01:01:04,592 --> 01:01:06,457 because I can't deal with your childish behavior. 1261 01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:08,693 - I'm sorry about her. - It's okay, John. 1262 01:01:08,695 --> 01:01:10,331 Thank you for being so understanding. 1263 01:01:11,731 --> 01:01:15,666 - I know, but... - I love you and I love this spinach dip. 1264 01:01:15,668 --> 01:01:17,803 - Which do you love more? - Happy Thanksgiving. 1265 01:01:19,506 --> 01:01:21,472 I do like these chips. I don't know if they're... 1266 01:01:21,474 --> 01:01:22,476 What? 1267 01:01:24,278 --> 01:01:26,477 Are you drinking? 1268 01:01:26,479 --> 01:01:29,515 - Mom, it's a holiday. - No! 1269 01:01:29,517 --> 01:01:30,485 Don't... Get! 1270 01:01:31,552 --> 01:01:33,551 Dad. Seriously? 1271 01:01:33,553 --> 01:01:36,157 - Not happening, no! - Getting the edge off, mom. 1272 01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:39,358 The edge off of what? 1273 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,760 <i>Between the breast and the drumstick, cut through the skin.</i> 1274 01:01:42,762 --> 01:01:46,231 <i>Gently, but firmly pull the drumstick and thigh away...</i> 1275 01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:47,733 George! 1276 01:01:47,735 --> 01:01:49,233 Uh. 1277 01:01:49,235 --> 01:01:52,905 Okay. Why is she carving my turkey? 1278 01:01:52,907 --> 01:01:54,606 Put the skin down. 1279 01:01:54,608 --> 01:01:56,575 Put the skin back. 1280 01:01:56,577 --> 01:01:58,544 - Oh, put the skin down, Grandma. - I got it. 1281 01:01:58,546 --> 01:02:00,479 Why does the turkey need a blanket? It's dead. 1282 01:02:00,481 --> 01:02:02,680 It's more than a blanket. It's tasty, tasty skin. 1283 01:02:02,682 --> 01:02:05,316 - Terrible for cholesterol. - The skin is the best part, Jo. 1284 01:02:05,318 --> 01:02:07,519 There's Austin's turkey also if we need it. 1285 01:02:07,521 --> 01:02:09,754 - Are you kidding me? - No, dad. 1286 01:02:09,756 --> 01:02:11,356 - What's happening? - Are you kidding me? 1287 01:02:11,358 --> 01:02:13,258 - Alright. - Is everybody happy? 1288 01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:14,825 - Carve that turkey. - Okay. 1289 01:02:14,827 --> 01:02:17,662 The turkey that I have been cooking all day. 1290 01:02:17,664 --> 01:02:19,631 smells so good from here. 1291 01:02:19,633 --> 01:02:22,934 - It's no offense, Austin. - No, none taken. 1292 01:02:22,936 --> 01:02:24,970 The turkey looks perfect. Sit down. 1293 01:02:24,972 --> 01:02:27,405 - I'm gonna cut the turkey now. - Wait a second. We forgot grace. 1294 01:02:27,407 --> 01:02:29,474 - Oh, boy. - Okay. 1295 01:02:29,476 --> 01:02:31,276 - Ow. - Oh, yeah, grace. 1296 01:02:31,278 --> 01:02:33,345 - Oh. - You wanna do it? 1297 01:02:33,347 --> 01:02:34,680 - Oh. - Uh. Um. 1298 01:02:34,682 --> 01:02:37,582 - I can get this. - Austin should lead grace. 1299 01:02:37,584 --> 01:02:40,318 - Yeah, I don't mind. - No, I got it. 1300 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:41,787 - I got it. - Somebody say grace. 1301 01:02:41,789 --> 01:02:43,588 That's more fighting over grace 1302 01:02:43,590 --> 01:02:44,957 than any grace I ever knew. 1303 01:02:44,959 --> 01:02:46,524 Okay. Uh, 1304 01:02:46,526 --> 01:02:48,459 First of all, thank you 1305 01:02:48,461 --> 01:02:50,394 for cooking this beautiful dinner. 1306 01:02:50,396 --> 01:02:52,296 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 1307 01:02:52,298 --> 01:02:56,300 Thanksgiving's all about thanks and truth. 1308 01:02:56,302 --> 01:02:57,803 - Amen. - And forgiveness. 1309 01:02:57,805 --> 01:02:59,637 And giving. 1310 01:02:59,639 --> 01:03:01,707 And not groping your sister's friend, John. 1311 01:03:01,709 --> 01:03:04,575 But mostly, it's about coming home 1312 01:03:04,577 --> 01:03:09,847 - and coming out about things. - Oh, holy shit. 1313 01:03:09,849 --> 01:03:11,450 What? 1314 01:03:11,452 --> 01:03:13,551 - You alright? - You okay? 1315 01:03:13,553 --> 01:03:14,852 Come on, Lauren. 1316 01:03:14,854 --> 01:03:18,226 You can do it. Okay? 1317 01:03:18,992 --> 01:03:20,360 Uh... 1318 01:03:21,595 --> 01:03:22,730 Uh, mom? 1319 01:03:23,697 --> 01:03:26,233 Is there something you wanna say, sweetie? 1320 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,367 Lauren. 1321 01:03:29,369 --> 01:03:32,470 Uh, we need wine. Do you want wine? 1322 01:03:32,472 --> 01:03:34,972 Do you want more wine? We're out of wine. 1323 01:03:34,974 --> 01:03:37,376 This table needs more wine. Who wants wine? 1324 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:39,010 - I need some wine. - Yeah, sure, more wine. 1325 01:03:39,012 --> 01:03:41,847 I'm just gonna get a bottle. I'm just gonna get some wine, 1326 01:03:41,849 --> 01:03:44,619 - and I'll be right back. - Grandma wants red. 1327 01:03:46,486 --> 01:03:48,854 - Okay. - What a lunatic. 1328 01:03:48,856 --> 01:03:51,856 - We keep holding hands? - No, eat up. 1329 01:03:51,858 --> 01:03:53,691 No reason to wait now. 1330 01:03:53,693 --> 01:03:57,562 Giving the worst graces. I mean, that was the worst. 1331 01:03:57,564 --> 01:03:59,030 Was that not terrible? 1332 01:03:59,032 --> 01:04:00,532 I didn't get much. 1333 01:04:00,534 --> 01:04:01,899 Well, I'm carving the turkey now, dad. 1334 01:04:01,901 --> 01:04:03,503 You'll have more in a second. 1335 01:04:05,706 --> 01:04:07,775 Lauren! Oh! 1336 01:04:08,842 --> 01:04:10,278 Okay, so... 1337 01:04:12,613 --> 01:04:15,713 You and Hailey, you're dating, aren't you? 1338 01:04:15,715 --> 01:04:18,316 - Oh, my God, thank God! - I knew it! 1339 01:04:18,318 --> 01:04:20,452 Yes, yes, please go tell everyone. 1340 01:04:20,454 --> 01:04:23,921 Yeah, no. Your mother would freak out if she wasn't the first person to know. 1341 01:04:23,923 --> 01:04:26,624 Yeah, yeah, oh, my God. Maggie, thank you so much 1342 01:04:26,626 --> 01:04:28,492 for being cool enough to put two and two together. 1343 01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:30,629 Oh, okay, stay here. 1344 01:04:30,631 --> 01:04:32,664 I'm gonna go get Jessica so you can tell her. 1345 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,399 Oh, wait, I have to tell my mom before I start 1346 01:04:34,401 --> 01:04:35,934 - telling everyone else. - Oh, yeah, no. 1347 01:04:35,936 --> 01:04:37,939 I mean the part about me being cool. 1348 01:04:38,872 --> 01:04:41,707 I promise I will tell her how cool you are after. 1349 01:04:41,709 --> 01:04:46,111 Okay, good. And what exactly is scissoring? 1350 01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:49,747 Because I can touch my toes but I can't do the splits. 1351 01:04:49,749 --> 01:04:53,720 Oh, maybe we revisit this after dessert? 1352 01:04:54,488 --> 01:04:57,392 I gotta do the splits, don't I? Oh, goddamn it. 1353 01:05:04,697 --> 01:05:07,434 Oh, hey, sorry. I was just washing my hands. 1354 01:05:08,401 --> 01:05:13,474 You should really lock the door. Unless you're looking for some company. 1355 01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:17,608 Yeah, no, not looking for any company. No company needed. 1356 01:05:17,610 --> 01:05:18,845 I was just using the bathroom. 1357 01:05:20,613 --> 01:05:22,546 - What are you doing? - Looking for wine. 1358 01:05:22,548 --> 01:05:23,948 - You're hiding. - No, I'm not. 1359 01:05:23,950 --> 01:05:26,718 Lauren, the wine's next to the walk-in. 1360 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,820 - Do you wanna have sex right now? - What? 1361 01:05:28,822 --> 01:05:31,590 It's what you like, right? It makes you hot, keeping it a secret? 1362 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:32,858 I don't like this version of you. 1363 01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:34,562 I don't like this version of <i>you.</i> 1364 01:05:35,863 --> 01:05:39,398 You are just so concerned about everyone else's feelings. 1365 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,668 What about mine? 1366 01:05:41,468 --> 01:05:42,633 Hm? 1367 01:05:42,635 --> 01:05:43,938 What about my feelings? 1368 01:05:47,775 --> 01:05:48,809 Fine. 1369 01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:51,642 Come on. 1370 01:05:51,644 --> 01:05:53,178 You're really young, okay? 1371 01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:55,613 These are your formative years, and you're gonna be 1372 01:05:55,615 --> 01:05:58,015 a crazy heart-breaker, but I am way too old for... 1373 01:05:58,017 --> 01:05:59,718 Can you put your shirt back on? 1374 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,120 This turkey tastes soapy. It tastes like soap. 1375 01:06:03,122 --> 01:06:05,423 - Uh, mom? - Whoa, what took so long? 1376 01:06:05,425 --> 01:06:08,426 Dipping into the side dish while we're all sitting here 1377 01:06:08,428 --> 01:06:09,827 waiting for the main course. 1378 01:06:09,829 --> 01:06:12,597 No, mom, I wanted to tell you... 1379 01:06:12,599 --> 01:06:14,765 Lauren, you didn't even remember the wine. 1380 01:06:14,767 --> 01:06:16,734 That was the whole point. Hailey, you can 1381 01:06:16,736 --> 01:06:18,503 - have mine, I guess. - John, let me talk for two seconds. 1382 01:06:18,505 --> 01:06:19,870 - Okay, sure. - Mom, thank you so much for 1383 01:06:19,872 --> 01:06:22,673 putting all this food together, um... 1384 01:06:22,675 --> 01:06:24,809 - And? - I couldn't be more grateful. 1385 01:06:24,811 --> 01:06:26,945 I could not be more grateful 1386 01:06:26,947 --> 01:06:29,648 to be able to spend Thanksgiving with all of you 1387 01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:32,050 - Last chance, Lauren. - and be able to talk to 1388 01:06:32,052 --> 01:06:36,086 You all so openly about, like, life and gather... 1389 01:06:36,088 --> 01:06:38,923 And I have an announcement to make, everyone. 1390 01:06:38,925 --> 01:06:42,796 Don't, don't do this like this. This is not what... 1391 01:06:44,764 --> 01:06:45,930 Whoa. 1392 01:06:45,932 --> 01:06:48,666 - I'm going to kill you. - What is this? 1393 01:06:48,668 --> 01:06:50,535 Let's just French a little and see what happens. 1394 01:06:50,537 --> 01:06:52,106 What? 1395 01:06:52,905 --> 01:06:54,805 No, it's not what it... It's not what it looks like! 1396 01:06:54,807 --> 01:06:56,740 No! Not, she kissed me! 1397 01:06:59,111 --> 01:07:01,079 She kissed me! She kissed me! 1398 01:07:01,081 --> 01:07:02,613 I kissed him, Uncle George! 1399 01:07:02,615 --> 01:07:06,117 Why, you son of a bitch! No, my baby! 1400 01:07:06,119 --> 01:07:07,651 Grounded! 1401 01:07:10,624 --> 01:07:13,691 No! I didn't mean to! 1402 01:07:13,693 --> 01:07:17,829 Never! Stomp in the nuts! You never know! 1403 01:07:17,831 --> 01:07:20,765 - No, not mashed potatoes! - Eat it! Eat it! 1404 01:07:20,767 --> 01:07:22,501 It is mashed potatoes. 1405 01:07:22,503 --> 01:07:23,702 Laurie! Laurie! 1406 01:07:23,704 --> 01:07:25,236 Guys, guys, guys. 1407 01:07:25,238 --> 01:07:27,805 Woah! 1408 01:07:27,807 --> 01:07:30,541 That was my spinach dip. Yeah. 1409 01:07:30,543 --> 01:07:32,544 Come up! 1410 01:07:32,546 --> 01:07:36,580 - What are you doing? - Hailey and I are in a relationship. 1411 01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:37,985 Wait, what? 1412 01:07:41,588 --> 01:07:42,756 Oh. 1413 01:07:43,890 --> 01:07:45,122 Knew it. 1414 01:07:45,124 --> 01:07:46,793 She's pretty, the little girl. 1415 01:07:48,528 --> 01:07:49,831 You're a lesbian? 1416 01:07:51,865 --> 01:07:53,601 A lesbian Hare Krishna. 1417 01:07:55,068 --> 01:07:56,233 What about Austin? 1418 01:07:56,235 --> 01:07:58,303 There is no me and Austin. 1419 01:07:58,305 --> 01:08:00,608 Austin said you guys had sex. 1420 01:08:03,309 --> 01:08:05,175 You slept with Austin? 1421 01:08:05,177 --> 01:08:07,579 Sorry to interrupt, but there are two men 1422 01:08:07,581 --> 01:08:12,216 unloading what seems to be a whole lot of weed from that van! 1423 01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:13,621 Damn! 1424 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:19,594 I'm sorry. 1425 01:08:22,028 --> 01:08:24,296 Hey! Hey, you guys! 1426 01:08:24,298 --> 01:08:28,033 What are you doing with my brother's girlfriend's truck? 1427 01:08:28,035 --> 01:08:29,833 Girlfriend? 1428 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:32,736 - Emma, I'm so happy for you. - Hell no, we're not dating! 1429 01:08:32,738 --> 01:08:34,672 - Who the hell are you? - We're the cartel. 1430 01:08:34,674 --> 01:08:36,708 - Wait, this is the cartel? - I'm Baba. 1431 01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:38,208 - Cartel. - Chino. 1432 01:08:38,210 --> 01:08:40,645 - I'm calling the cops. - No, we can't call the cops 1433 01:08:40,647 --> 01:08:43,914 - 'cause we're accomplices. - Oh, yeah. Hey, this is your weed. 1434 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:45,684 My parents do drugs? You do drugs? 1435 01:08:45,686 --> 01:08:47,618 - Wait, wait. Wait. - Alright, alright. 1436 01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:50,721 - You're pulling a sword on me? - Your brother owes us money. 1437 01:08:50,723 --> 01:08:52,356 - Take my brother! - You can't let them take me! 1438 01:08:52,358 --> 01:08:54,059 No, you are not joining our cartel. 1439 01:08:54,061 --> 01:08:56,660 - You are fired. You are fired. - You can't fire me! 1440 01:08:56,662 --> 01:08:58,329 - Okay. You are cut off. - Oh, come on! 1441 01:08:58,331 --> 01:09:00,065 - Give me your sword, I'll kill him. - Seriously? 1442 01:09:00,067 --> 01:09:01,600 - Absolutely. - You've gotta make this go away! 1443 01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:02,700 I didn't do anything. 1444 01:09:02,702 --> 01:09:04,069 You gotta make it go away, Mike! 1445 01:09:04,071 --> 01:09:05,803 I'm trying to come out of the goddamn 1446 01:09:05,805 --> 01:09:08,172 closet here, people! 1447 01:09:08,174 --> 01:09:09,940 Jesus! 1448 01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:12,276 What is happening? Hailey! 1449 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,116 Get out of here! 1450 01:09:20,821 --> 01:09:23,622 That was my turkey, wasn't it? 1451 01:09:23,624 --> 01:09:25,222 Alright. Alright. 1452 01:09:25,224 --> 01:09:27,894 Well, does this mean there's no dessert? 1453 01:09:29,729 --> 01:09:31,296 Hailey? Hailey? 1454 01:09:31,298 --> 01:09:33,297 - Hailey, open the door, please? - I'm leaving. 1455 01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,936 - I don't wanna talk to you. - Hailey, please open the door. 1456 01:09:37,170 --> 01:09:40,575 - Hailey, come on, open the door. - Go away, Lauren! 1457 01:09:45,245 --> 01:09:47,244 Why would you tell my dad we slept together? 1458 01:09:47,246 --> 01:09:49,748 - He knew. - This is the worst day of my life. 1459 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,983 - Why didn't you tell your family about Hailey? - I did, I've been trying 1460 01:09:51,985 --> 01:09:53,284 - to tell them. - Before today. 1461 01:09:53,286 --> 01:09:54,852 Before she came, before I came. 1462 01:09:54,854 --> 01:09:56,221 I didn't know you were coming, Austin. 1463 01:09:56,223 --> 01:09:57,992 You know what I'm talking about. 1464 01:09:59,058 --> 01:10:00,792 I wanted to make sure it was serious. 1465 01:10:00,794 --> 01:10:02,127 You wanted to make sure it was serious? 1466 01:10:02,129 --> 01:10:04,061 I have watched you dive head-first into 1467 01:10:04,063 --> 01:10:06,096 over a 100 different phases over the last three years. 1468 01:10:06,098 --> 01:10:08,932 You remember when you were into aerobic pole dancing? 1469 01:10:08,934 --> 01:10:10,868 It's kind of that same thing, you know what I mean? 1470 01:10:10,870 --> 01:10:12,837 Don't compare Hailey to a fitness class, Austin. 1471 01:10:12,839 --> 01:10:14,271 - That is not fair. - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1472 01:10:14,273 --> 01:10:17,342 I'm sorry, it's not fair. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1473 01:10:17,344 --> 01:10:20,011 I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do here. 1474 01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:24,015 Well, I mean, it wasn't so bad to be in a relationship for a day, right? 1475 01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:25,883 I just need to clear my head. 1476 01:10:25,885 --> 01:10:28,285 - You're avoiding my question. - Question? 1477 01:10:28,287 --> 01:10:31,056 It wasn't so bad being in a relationship for a day. 1478 01:10:31,058 --> 01:10:32,891 I mean, we've lived together for three years. 1479 01:10:32,893 --> 01:10:34,362 It always felt like we were in a relationship. 1480 01:10:35,763 --> 01:10:37,227 - Austin, what are you doing? - It always feels like we're in one. 1481 01:10:37,229 --> 01:10:38,765 What are you doing? 1482 01:10:39,433 --> 01:10:41,065 You know me better than anyone. 1483 01:10:41,067 --> 01:10:43,003 And I know you better than anyone. 1484 01:10:44,937 --> 01:10:46,172 No. 1485 01:10:49,476 --> 01:10:51,342 Stop, no! 1486 01:10:51,344 --> 01:10:53,781 Hailey! Hailey, please stop! 1487 01:10:54,447 --> 01:10:57,050 Hailey, Hailey, Hailey! 1488 01:10:58,418 --> 01:11:00,318 You had sex with Austin! 1489 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,419 It was way before you and me. 1490 01:11:02,421 --> 01:11:04,489 You should've told me. 1491 01:11:04,491 --> 01:11:06,391 What good would that have done? 1492 01:11:06,393 --> 01:11:09,927 You know, I always said your friendship was... 1493 01:11:09,929 --> 01:11:12,230 You used to make me feel like I was crazy! 1494 01:11:12,232 --> 01:11:14,498 I didn't want you to worry about anything happening. 1495 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,467 - You just kissed him! - He kissed me! 1496 01:11:16,469 --> 01:11:17,972 You let it happen! 1497 01:11:18,938 --> 01:11:22,841 You know, I feel like such an asshole. 1498 01:11:22,843 --> 01:11:24,876 Here I am to meet your parents and you two 1499 01:11:24,878 --> 01:11:28,445 are just parading around like a couple with a secret. 1500 01:11:28,447 --> 01:11:31,852 It's not like that. I love you. I love you. 1501 01:11:34,187 --> 01:11:37,291 It's a really shitty time to say it for the first time. 1502 01:11:39,492 --> 01:11:41,294 I can't trust you. 1503 01:11:42,094 --> 01:11:44,261 But I do love, I love you. 1504 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:45,529 You're the one I love. 1505 01:11:45,531 --> 01:11:47,865 It's not him. Come on! 1506 01:11:47,867 --> 01:11:50,467 This entire day. 1507 01:11:50,469 --> 01:11:53,238 My family wouldn't listen to me. 1508 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:56,207 They are not the problem! 1509 01:11:56,209 --> 01:11:58,776 - You are the problem! - I, you...! 1510 01:11:58,778 --> 01:12:02,881 Just, just stop. Just stop. Just stop. 1511 01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:04,516 You have no idea what you want! 1512 01:12:04,518 --> 01:12:07,755 I don't wanna be gay, Hailey! 1513 01:12:10,189 --> 01:12:12,856 Nobody wants this. Nobody wants this. 1514 01:12:12,858 --> 01:12:14,160 I'm sorry. 1515 01:12:16,929 --> 01:12:18,732 I'm sorry. 1516 01:12:19,331 --> 01:12:20,800 Thank you. 1517 01:12:21,867 --> 01:12:24,104 Finally I have some honesty. 1518 01:12:29,041 --> 01:12:31,879 I just, I can't do this anymore. 1519 01:12:42,188 --> 01:12:44,888 - Where's Hailey going? - She's leaving because of you. 1520 01:12:44,890 --> 01:12:47,894 - I hope you're happy. - Of course I'm not happy. 1521 01:12:48,594 --> 01:12:50,994 Why didn't you just tell us? 1522 01:12:50,996 --> 01:12:52,864 Mom, you don't listen to me! 1523 01:12:52,866 --> 01:12:56,133 You need to be more clear. I had no idea. 1524 01:12:56,135 --> 01:12:59,069 I knew you were not going to accept this. 1525 01:12:59,071 --> 01:13:00,939 - I didn't know I had to. - Just leave me alone. 1526 01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:02,940 - I didn't know... - Leave me alone. 1527 01:13:02,942 --> 01:13:04,575 Just leave me alone. 1528 01:13:04,577 --> 01:13:06,179 Let her go. Leave her alone. 1529 01:13:09,148 --> 01:13:11,048 - She's so angry with us. - Let her go. 1530 01:13:11,050 --> 01:13:12,984 - She's, like, completely... - No, no, not at us. 1531 01:13:12,986 --> 01:13:14,918 - Not at us. - Oh, my God. 1532 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,056 She's angry, yes. She's hurt. 1533 01:13:18,058 --> 01:13:20,225 - Is she gonna be okay? - She is gonna be okay. 1534 01:13:20,227 --> 01:13:22,493 It's just gonna take a little while. 1535 01:13:22,495 --> 01:13:24,165 Women are nicer than men. 1536 01:13:25,566 --> 01:13:31,034 Women... That's all you've got for me? "Women are nicer than men." 1537 01:13:31,036 --> 01:13:34,372 She follows her heart. She's always followed her heart. 1538 01:13:34,374 --> 01:13:37,077 - That's all she's doing now. - Oh, boy. 1539 01:13:38,111 --> 01:13:41,081 Oh, boy. Are we bad parents? 1540 01:13:42,314 --> 01:13:43,817 We're... 1541 01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:49,654 not terrible. We're not great. We're, well, 1542 01:13:49,656 --> 01:13:51,422 fair. 1543 01:13:55,195 --> 01:13:58,495 Trust me. Everything's gonna be okay. 1544 01:13:58,497 --> 01:14:00,934 - Oh, okay. - I promise. 1545 01:15:29,990 --> 01:15:31,191 Coffee. 1546 01:15:33,759 --> 01:15:35,262 Here you go. 1547 01:15:36,396 --> 01:15:37,331 Thank you. 1548 01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,434 How're you feeling? 1549 01:15:43,469 --> 01:15:48,038 I know this is not the life you imagined for me. 1550 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,342 Right. 1551 01:15:51,010 --> 01:15:53,947 I don't think this is the life you imagined for yourself. 1552 01:15:56,081 --> 01:15:58,318 I'm sorry that I didn't know. I'm sorry. 1553 01:16:01,588 --> 01:16:03,122 It's okay, mom. 1554 01:16:09,195 --> 01:16:12,165 I just thought Mike was the only one dating a lesbian. 1555 01:16:15,802 --> 01:16:17,334 Mom, who knew you were funny? 1556 01:16:17,336 --> 01:16:21,107 I know, I'm very, I'm very funny. 1557 01:16:24,110 --> 01:16:25,409 You're okay with it? 1558 01:16:25,411 --> 01:16:27,145 Oh, my God. Yes. 1559 01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:30,084 Yes, of course I'm okay with it. I mean, I need... 1560 01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:34,988 I need to sort of adjust my idea. 1561 01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:38,256 Life never goes the way 1562 01:16:38,258 --> 01:16:40,094 you expect it, that's all. 1563 01:16:41,094 --> 01:16:42,997 But you're... 1564 01:16:43,796 --> 01:16:47,134 Yeah, you're, you're good. 1565 01:16:49,669 --> 01:16:51,138 Thank you. 1566 01:16:53,272 --> 01:16:54,741 Is it okay if I ask you a question? 1567 01:16:55,575 --> 01:16:59,479 - What's the question? - Is this your first time with a girl? 1568 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:08,022 I slept with... 1569 01:17:08,821 --> 01:17:10,320 Elizabeth. 1570 01:17:10,322 --> 01:17:12,222 - Which Elizabeth? - A bunch more. 1571 01:17:12,224 --> 01:17:14,592 Which Elizabeth? College roommate Elizabeth? 1572 01:17:14,594 --> 01:17:17,131 Oh, my God. She's a little mouse. 1573 01:17:18,798 --> 01:17:20,765 - So what? So what? - Wow. 1574 01:17:20,767 --> 01:17:22,469 She had hidden depths. 1575 01:17:23,803 --> 01:17:26,503 - Can I ask you one more question? - Oh, God, what? 1576 01:17:26,505 --> 01:17:28,374 Did you always know that you were gay? 1577 01:17:32,545 --> 01:17:34,744 I just thought I was really open. 1578 01:17:35,848 --> 01:17:37,450 Oh, good. Someone's at the door. 1579 01:17:40,186 --> 01:17:42,220 - Hey, Betty, how are you, honey? - Hey, Rose. 1580 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:44,689 Hi, um, Ronnie said you were here. 1581 01:17:44,691 --> 01:17:46,556 - Yes. - Here. 1582 01:17:46,558 --> 01:17:49,193 Uh, my daughter brought me the money. 1583 01:17:49,195 --> 01:17:51,462 Well, I'm very happy to hear that. 1584 01:17:51,464 --> 01:17:54,068 - Okay, you have a good morning. - Alright, thank you. 1585 01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:58,202 Thank you for that. 1586 01:17:58,204 --> 01:17:59,803 Do you wanna get some fresh air? 1587 01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:01,275 I would love to. 1588 01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:08,645 You know, my roommate in college was a lesbian. 1589 01:18:08,647 --> 01:18:10,648 - Did I ever tell you that? - No. 1590 01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:12,350 Mm-hmm. 1591 01:18:12,352 --> 01:18:15,886 She told me I wasn't her type. 1592 01:18:15,888 --> 01:18:18,455 I was so insulted. 1593 01:18:18,457 --> 01:18:21,695 I don't even know what to do with that information. 1594 01:18:23,196 --> 01:18:24,361 So, I'm... 1595 01:18:24,363 --> 01:18:28,266 Do you, do you, um, like 1596 01:18:28,268 --> 01:18:30,267 having sex with men? 1597 01:18:30,269 --> 01:18:32,837 I'm just trying to understand. Don't get mad. 1598 01:18:32,839 --> 01:18:35,442 No, I'm not mad. Well, I just... 1599 01:18:36,643 --> 01:18:38,309 prefer women. 1600 01:18:38,311 --> 01:18:40,444 It just clicks with women. 1601 01:18:40,446 --> 01:18:42,249 It never clicked that way with men. 1602 01:18:44,317 --> 01:18:46,120 Why didn't you tell me? 1603 01:18:48,254 --> 01:18:50,721 I think it was easier 1604 01:18:50,723 --> 01:18:52,523 thinking... 1605 01:18:52,525 --> 01:18:53,727 I... 1606 01:18:54,893 --> 01:18:56,629 I think I was so worried that... 1607 01:18:58,298 --> 01:19:00,664 that you guys wouldn't be okay with it, 1608 01:19:00,666 --> 01:19:03,137 then I never stopped to think if I was. 1609 01:19:03,803 --> 01:19:05,539 Oh, my sweetie, I'm sorry. 1610 01:19:13,478 --> 01:19:15,245 - No, it's okay, it's okay. - A parent is only 1611 01:19:15,247 --> 01:19:17,547 as happy as their unhappiest child. 1612 01:19:17,549 --> 01:19:19,316 - I'm happy, I'm happy. - If you're going to be this happy 1613 01:19:19,318 --> 01:19:21,252 - I'm happy, I am. - then I want me to be happy. 1614 01:19:21,254 --> 01:19:24,654 I'm happy. I'm just figuring stuff out. 1615 01:19:24,656 --> 01:19:25,726 I know you are. 1616 01:19:28,228 --> 01:19:31,198 - Thank you, mom. - You're so welcome. 1617 01:19:32,497 --> 01:19:34,532 Hailey doesn't hate you, do you know that? 1618 01:19:34,534 --> 01:19:36,633 - Hailey hates me. - She does not hate you. 1619 01:19:36,635 --> 01:19:38,302 - She hates me, she does. - She does not hate you, she's hurt. 1620 01:19:38,304 --> 01:19:40,937 And we like her, just so you know. 1621 01:19:40,939 --> 01:19:44,710 But you're the one who has to be okay with it, not us. 1622 01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:47,714 Thank you, mom. Thank you. 1623 01:19:50,450 --> 01:19:53,687 I would do anything in the whole world for you, you know that, right? 1624 01:19:55,254 --> 01:19:57,223 - Good. - Thank you. 1625 01:19:58,857 --> 01:20:02,659 - This coffee's disgusting. - I know, it's so gross. 1626 01:20:02,661 --> 01:20:05,596 - It's Ronnie's special formula. - It's not special. 1627 01:20:05,598 --> 01:20:06,864 It's so bad. 1628 01:20:20,847 --> 01:20:22,549 - Hey. - Hey. 1629 01:20:28,554 --> 01:20:29,890 You didn't say goodbye this morning. 1630 01:20:31,223 --> 01:20:33,757 Yeah, I thought I'd give you some more time with your parents. 1631 01:20:33,759 --> 01:20:36,827 Grandma took all of your smoked turkey leftovers. 1632 01:20:36,829 --> 01:20:39,029 I'm glad she liked it. I promised her 1633 01:20:39,031 --> 01:20:41,467 that I was going to send her another one next year. 1634 01:20:42,869 --> 01:20:44,604 I'm gonna move out. 1635 01:20:51,344 --> 01:20:54,678 I'm sorry about yesterday. 1636 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,646 Austin, the entire day was my fault. 1637 01:20:56,648 --> 01:20:58,382 I'm talking about the kiss. 1638 01:20:58,384 --> 01:20:59,949 I know. It's okay. 1639 01:20:59,951 --> 01:21:01,521 I mean, I guess I... 1640 01:21:02,688 --> 01:21:07,660 I didn't realize how serious you and Hailey were. 1641 01:21:09,629 --> 01:21:10,664 Yeah. 1642 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:13,800 I love her. I don't... 1643 01:21:17,003 --> 01:21:18,636 I should have told her sooner. 1644 01:21:18,638 --> 01:21:20,474 Yeah, well, you should have told everyone. 1645 01:21:21,473 --> 01:21:23,873 I should have told everyone. 1646 01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:26,445 I should have told everyone so much sooner. 1647 01:21:27,746 --> 01:21:29,548 You're my best friend, Austin. 1648 01:21:31,616 --> 01:21:33,552 If it was gonna be a guy, 1649 01:21:34,954 --> 01:21:36,423 it'd have been you. 1650 01:23:22,562 --> 01:23:26,497 ...and in love too, it's fear that often gets in the way of it's magic. 1651 01:23:26,499 --> 01:23:30,034 - I'm sorry. - Class started an hour ago. 1652 01:23:30,036 --> 01:23:31,638 I'm sorry to use you. 1653 01:23:32,804 --> 01:23:36,172 - I need to talk to you. - What are you doing here? 1654 01:23:36,174 --> 01:23:37,643 You deserve flowers. 1655 01:23:40,112 --> 01:23:42,516 I wanna be the one that gives you flowers. 1656 01:23:44,817 --> 01:23:47,083 I was wrong. I'm sorry. 1657 01:23:47,085 --> 01:23:49,552 This is all new and scary, 1658 01:23:49,554 --> 01:23:51,892 and it's wonderful and exciting, but it's scary. 1659 01:23:52,692 --> 01:23:54,925 And that thing with Austin, I'm so sorry. 1660 01:23:54,927 --> 01:23:58,932 I should have told you. But I love you. I'm in love with you. 1661 01:23:59,898 --> 01:24:01,931 This is not how I saw my life. 1662 01:24:01,933 --> 01:24:06,505 But it's so much better than anything I could have imagined. 1663 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,239 I wanna be with you. 1664 01:24:09,241 --> 01:24:10,975 If you'll take me back. 1665 01:24:10,977 --> 01:24:12,879 Aw! 1666 01:24:15,281 --> 01:24:17,451 - Is that a yes? - Yes. 1667 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:19,785 I have something I wanna ask you. 1668 01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:22,986 Oh, no, I just 1669 01:24:22,988 --> 01:24:25,791 feel really put on the spot, um. 1670 01:24:26,791 --> 01:24:28,027 Will you move in with me? 1671 01:24:29,295 --> 01:24:30,694 Yes. 1672 01:24:30,696 --> 01:24:32,532 - Yes? - Of course. 1673 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,010 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1674 01:24:45,844 --> 01:24:49,749 Hey, I'm the best version of myself with you. 1675 01:24:53,553 --> 01:24:56,654 When are you planning to tell your parents we're moving in? 1676 01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,892 Oh, I was thinking Christmas? 1677 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:16,707 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1677 01:25:17,305 --> 01:26:17,296