Jo
ID | 13188498 |
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Movie Name | Jo |
Release Name | 1h 21m 42s (Maxim Zholobov) |
Year | 1971 |
Kind | movie |
Language | Russian |
IMDB ID | 67274 |
Format | srt |
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ËÓÈ ÄÅ ÔÞÍÅÑ
â ôèëüìå
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ÄÆÎ
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Ðåæèññåð: ÆÀÍ ÆÈÐÎ
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Ïî ïüåñå ÀËÅÊÀ è ÌÈÐÛ ÊÎÏÏÅË
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Ñöåíàðèé è äèàëîãè: ÊËÎÄ ÌÀÍÜÅ
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Äèàëîãè: ÆÀÊ ÂÈËÜÔÐÈÄ
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Êîìïîçèòîð: ÐÀÉÌÎÍ ËÅÔÅÂÐ
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 ðîëè Ñèëüâè: ÊËÎÄ ÆÀÍÑÀÊ
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Ìýòð Êîëà: ÃÈ ÒÐÅÆÀÍ
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Ãðàíäåð: ÔÅÐÄÈ ÌÝÉÍ
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Ìèññèñ Ãðàíäåð: ÈÂÎÍÍ ÊËÅØ
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Ìàäàì Êðàìóçåëü: ÔËÎÐÀÍÑ ÁËÎ
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Ôðàíñóàçà: ÌÈØËÈÍ ËÞÑÑÜÎÍÈ
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Ìàòèëüäà: ÊÐÈÑÒÈÀÍÀ ÌÞËËÅÐ
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Àíäðèå: ÆÀÊ ÌÀÐÅÍ
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Æàíäàðì: ÏÎËÜ ÏÐÅÁÓÀ
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Òîíåëîòòè: ÌÈØÅËÜ ÃÀËÀÁÐÞ
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Èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî: ÁÅÐÍÀÐ ÁËÈÅ
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Îïåðàòîð: ÀÍÐÈ ÄÅÊÀ
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Äåêîðàòîð: ÑÈÄÍÈ ÁÅÒÒÅÊÑ
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Çâóê: ÐÅÍÅ ÔÎÐÆÅ
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Ìîíòàæ: ÀÐÌÀÍ ÏÑÅÍÍÈ
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Äèðåêòîð: ÀËÅÍ ÄÀÐÁÎÍ
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Ïðîäþñåð: ËÅÎ ÔÓÊÑ
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Ðóññêèé ïåðåâîä - Ìàêñèì Æîëîáîâ.
Ñóáòèòðû - Ìàstår Âum, 2012.
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Äàâàé, ñòðåëÿé.
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Íó ñòðåëÿé æå!
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Ìîæåò, ïîïðîáóåì åùå ðàç?
Äàâàé. Òû ïîÿâëÿåøüñÿ îòòóäà.
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- Ãîòîâ?
- Äà.
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Ìàòèëüäà, Ìàòèëüäà, ýòî æå ÿ!
Ýòî ÿ! Ýòî ìåñüå.
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À ýòî ìýòð Êîëà, ìîé àäâîêàò. Óçíàåòå åãî?
Äà ñêîëüêî ìîæíî óæå âàëÿòüñÿ? Ïîìîãè ìíå!
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Ñ íèì âñå â ïîðÿäêå, ìû ïðîñòî
ðåïåòèðîâàëè ñöåíó èç ìîåé íîâîé ïüåñû.
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Ïèñòîëåò íå íàñòîÿùèé. Ñìîòðèòå.
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Ìàòèëüäà, äà ïðèäèòå æå âû â ñåáÿ!
Ìàòèëüäà! Î÷íèòåñü, Ìàòèëüäà.
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Î÷íèòåñü, Ìàòèëüäà!
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- Ìàòèëüäà! Ìàòèëüäà! Ìàòèëüäà! Ïîìîãè ìíå.
- Äà, ñåé÷àñ. Ñåé÷àñ. Ñåé÷àñ.
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Âèäèøü, êàêàÿ ó íåå ðåàêöèÿ,
à ýòî âñåãî ëèøü ðåïåòèöèÿ.
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Ìàòèëüäà! Ìàòèëüäà...
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Ïîãîäè ìèíóòêó. Âîçüìè åå ëó÷øå çà ðóêó.
Äà, âîò òàê. Âîò òàê, ïîåõàëè! Äåðæèñü!
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Ìàòèëüäà... Ìàòèëüäà... Ìàòèëüäà... Ìàòèëüäà!
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Ìàòèëüäà! Ìàòèëüäà, ïðèäèòå â ñåáÿ,
âñå óæå õîðîøî!
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×òî æå âû ìåíÿ íå ïðåäóïðåäèëè,
÷òî ãîòîâèòå ðîçûãðûø?
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Äà íèêàêîé ýòî íå ðîçûãðûø,
ÿ óñòàë ïîâòîðÿòü: ìû ðàáîòàëè.
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- À, âû õîòèòå ñêàçàòü, ÷òî ýòî áûëî ïîíàðîøêó?
- Êîíå÷íî!
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Òàê çíàéòå æå,
÷òî ÿ ÷óòü íå óìåðëà ñî ñòðàõó.
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Ýòî î÷åíü õîðîøî, ÷òî âû ÷óòü íå óìåðëè:
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ñóäÿ ïî âàøåé ðåàêöèè,
ýòà ñöåíà ìíå óäàëàñü íà ñëàâó.
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- ß ðàäà çà âàñ.
- Ýòî æå ïðîñòî çäîðîâî!
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ß òîæå î÷åíü ðàä.
Ñ âàìè âñå â ïîðÿäêå, Ìàòèëüäà?
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- ß, ïîæàëóé... Ìíå íàäî âåðíóòüñÿ íà êóõíþ.
- Êàæåòñÿ, åé ïðèõâàòèëî ñïèíó.
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Åñëè âàì ïîíàäîáèòñÿ åùå îäèí òðóï äëÿ âàøåé
ïüåñû, íå çàáóäüòå ïðî ìåíÿ â ñëåäóþùèé ðàç.
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Êîíå÷íî, êîíå÷íî.
Íó, ÷òî òû äóìàåøü î ìîåì äåáþòå?
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Íó, çíàåøü, ñòàðèê...
Îòêðîâåííî ãîâîðÿ, ñêàçàòü ïîêà íå÷åãî.
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ß ïîíèìàþ, ÷òî òåáÿ ñêîðåå èíòåðåñóåò
ìîå ìíåíèå, êàê àäâîêàòà...
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...íî ÿ òåáå îòâå÷ó ïî-äðóæåñêè.
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 êîìåäèè òåáå íåò ðàâíûõ, è òâîÿ æåíà
îäíà èç ëó÷øèõ àêòðèñ íà òåàòðàëüíîé ñöåíå,
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íî âîò â òîì, ÷òî êàñàåòñÿ
ðàçðàáîòêè äåòåêòèâíîãî ñþæåòà...
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- Äà ÷òî íå òàê â ìîåì ñþæåòå, â ÷åì äåëî,
÷òî íå òàê â ñþæåòå? - Õîðîøî, âî-ïåðâûõ...
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Íó, âî-ïåðâûõ, îòâåòü ìíå...
Ïî÷åìó òâîé ãåðîé ñòðåëÿåò â ýòîãî òèïà?
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Ïîòîìó ÷òî îí ïîäîíîê.
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Íó, çíàåøü, åñëè ïåðåñòðåëÿòü
âñåõ ïîäîíêîâ...
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Îí íå ïðîñòî ïîäîíîê, îí øàíòàæèñò.
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Ýòîìó íåãîäÿþ óæå çàïëàòèëè îäèí ðàç...
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...ïîñëå ÷åãî îí çàñòàâèë
çàïëàòèòü ïî íîâîé... - Äà?
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...à òåïåðü ýòîò øàíòàæèñò...
- ×òî?
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Ãîâîðè âíÿòíî,
ÿ íå ïîíèìàþ, ÷òî îí òðåáóåò?
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- Äâîéíóþ ñóììó!
- À...
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À ïîñêîëüêó ýòîò áåäíÿãà
íå â ñîñòîÿíèè âûïëàòèòü òðåáóåìîå...
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...åìó ïðèõîäèòñÿ ðàñïðîäàâàòü
ñîáñòâåííîñòü: âñå ïðîäàâàòü -
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ñòóëüÿ, ñòîëû, ïðåäìåòû èñêóññòâà,
êðîâàòè, ïðîäàâàòü òî...
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ïðîäàâàòü ñå, âñå ïðîäàâàòü...
îäíà ëþñòðà îñòàëàñü.
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Òû ïðàâ: â äåòåêòèâíîì ñþæåòå
âàæíà êàæäàÿ äåòàëü.
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- Òàê âîò. À òåïåðü ìîé ãåðîé âûíóæäåí
ïðèòâîðèòüñÿ, ÷òî ãîòîâ çàïëàòèòü. - Äà?
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Ïîíÿë? È òîãäà... òîãäà...
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- Äà.
- Èäè ñþäà.
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- Øàíòàæèñò âõîäèò ñ òîé ñòîðîíû,
ãäå òîëüêî ÷òî ñòîÿë òû. - Äà...
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Îí ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ òàì, è êàê òîëüêî îí
îêàçûâàåòñÿ çäåñü... - Ïèô-ïàô - è æìóðèê.
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×òî çíà÷èò "ïèô-ïàô - è æìóðèê"?
- Ïèô-ïàô - è æìóðèê.
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- Ïèô-ïàô, òû óáèâàåøü åãî, ðàçâå íåò?
- Íó ïî÷åìó ñðàçó ÿ!
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Íåò-íåò-íåò, ïîäîæäè.
Ìîæåò - è íåò, íî ó ìåíÿ òàêîå ïîäîçðåíèå...
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...÷òî ó òâîåãî ãåðîÿ ó ñàìîãî ðûëüöå
â ïóøêó, èíà÷å çà÷åì åãî øàíòàæèðóþò?
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 òîì-òî è äåëî, ÷òî îí íå âèíîâàò.
Îí ïîçâîëèë âòðàâèòü ñåáÿ â ýòó èñòîðèþ...
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...êàê ïîëíûé áîëâàí,
íî íà ñàìîì äåëå îí êðèñòàëüíî ÷èñò...
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Òàê ïî÷åìó áû åìó íå îáðàòèòüñÿ
â ïîëèöèþ è âñå íå îáúÿñíèòü?
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À ïîòîìó ÷òî îí íå ìîæåò.
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- È ÷èòàòåëü íå óçíàåò, ïî÷åìó îí íå ìîæåò?
- Íàäåþñü, íåò.
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ßñíî, íàäåéñÿ äàëüøå.
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Êîðî÷å, ïîçâîíè ìíå, êîãäà äîâåäåøü
ýòîò ñâîé ñþæåò äî óìà. Äî âñòðå÷è!
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Íî áîãà ðàäè, îáúÿñíè, ÷òî çíà÷èò -
äîâåñòè ñþæåò äî óìà?
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Òû ñàì íå çíàåøü, ÷åãî õî÷åøü,
à òâîé ãåðîé èç-çà òåáÿ ïîéäåò íà ýøàôîò.
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Íî ýòî íåâîçìîæíî,
ýòî ñòðîæàéøàÿ òàéíà!
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Ïî÷åìó? Òû - ÷òî,
çàäóìàë èäåàëüíîå ïðåñòóïëåíèå?
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- Â êàêîì-òî ñìûñëå - äà.
- À âåäðî ñ âîäîé ó òåáÿ åñòü?
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- Âåäðî ñ âîäîé? - Ðàçóìååòñÿ! Ñìûòü
êðîâü ñ òâîåãî êîâðà. Íó âîò, çàáûë.
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- Òàê! Ïîäîæäè! Çàïèñûâàþ...
íå îñòàâëÿòü êðîâè íà êîâðå... - Âîò òàê.
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- È åùå íå çàáóäü ïðî êðèê ñëóæàíêè,
åãî ìîãóò óñëûøàòü. - Àõ, äà!
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- Ñëóæàíêà... Ñëóæàíêà... êðèê... ñëóæàíêè...
- Íó âñå, ìíå ïîðà èäòè!
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- Ñïàñèáî...
- Àíòóàí!
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- Äà? Äà? - Êñòàòè, çíàåøü, âîò åùå
îäèí ñïîñîá èäåàëüíîãî ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ.
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Îí ñîñòîèò â òîì, ÷òîáû íèêòî
íå ñìîã îáíàðóæèòü òðóï.
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Ïîñêîëüêó, åñëè íåò òðóïà, òî íåò è óáèéñòâà.
Íå áóäåò äîêàçàòåëüñòâà ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ.
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- Óõ-òû, è òî âåðíî! Ñïàñèáî!
- Äàâàé! - Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî!
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Ýé, ïîñòîé!
Ïîñòîé, ïîãîäè, ïîãîäè ìèíóòêó...
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Ìíå òóò ïðèøëî â ãîëîâó...
À ìîæåò, ñáðîñèòü òåëî â îçåðî?
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Äà íåò, ýòî íå ãîäèòñÿ:
åñëè áðîñèòü òåëî â âîäó, îíî ìîæåò âñïëûòü.
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Íàäî æå, ÿ îá ýòîì íå ïîäóìàë...
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Ìîæíî, ïðàâäà, ðàñ÷ëåíèòü òðóï,
ïðåæäå ÷åì áðîñàòü â âîäó...
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- âñïîðîòü åìó áðþõî...
- Òî÷íî! È ñæå÷ü îñòàíêè â êàìèíå!
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- Çóáû âñòàâíûå ó íåãî?
- Äà êàêàÿ ðàçíèöà?
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Èìåé â âèäó: âñòàâíûå çóáû
î÷åíü ïëîõî ãîðÿò.
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Ýõ òû, êàêàÿ íåçàäà÷à...
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- Íó âñå, ïîêà! Ïîêà, ìîé äðóã!
- Ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
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Ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
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Íó ÷òî, âàì óäàëîñü, íàêîíåö,
óáåäèòü âàøó ñóïðóãó ïðîäàòü ó÷àñòîê?
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Ýòî íå òàê-òî ïðîñòî.
À âû ÷òî, óæå íàøëè ïîêóïàòåëÿ?
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Äà, ìèñòåðà Ãðàíäåðà.
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Îí áîãàòûé ïðîìûøëåííèê, ìåæäó ïðî÷èì.
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Ïðàâäà, åãî æåíà íåìíîãî çàêëàäûâàåò, íî îíè
êàê ðàç ïîäûñêèâàþò ñèìïàòè÷íûé ó÷àñòîê -
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âäàëè îò øóìà, â ñåëüñêîé ìåñòíîñòè.
Ìîæíî ëè èì áóäåò êàê-íèáóäü âàñ íàâåñòèòü?
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Åñòü îäíà ìàëåíüêàÿ ïðîáëåìà:
ìîÿ æåíà ïîêà íå äîëæíà îá ýòîì çíàòü.
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Íî ñåãîäíÿ âå÷åðîì åå êàê ðàç
íå áóäåò äîìà, ó íåå ñïåêòàêëü.
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Õîðîøî. Ïðèõîäèòå, êîãäà îíà óéäåò.
Òåëåôîí çâîíèò, èçâèíèòå, ìàäàì.
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Äà-äà-äà-äà-äà. Êîíå÷íî-êîíå÷íî.
Àõ, åùå îäèí ïîäêàáëó÷íèê!
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- Àëëî?
- Ìñüå Áðèçáàð? - Ñëóøàþ.
126
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- Âû, êàæåòñÿ, çàáûëè îáî ìíå. - Íó ÷òî âû,
íå çàáûë, ÿ äóìàþ òîëüêî î âàñ äåíü è íî÷ü!
127
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- Âû ïðèíÿëè ðåøåíèå?
- Äà, íî ÿ íå ìîãó.
128
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- Ïîñêîëüêó ïðÿìî ñåé÷àñ ÿ íå ìîãó,
ïðÿìî ñåé÷àñ. - Ïî÷åìó?
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Ïîòîìó ÷òî ýòî íåâîçìîæíî,
íî ÿ íå ìîãó ñêàçàòü, ïî÷åìó íåâîçìîæíî.
130
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Äàþ âàì åùå îäèí øàíñ,
ñîðîê âîñåìü ÷àñîâ.
131
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×òî æ, âû î÷åíü äîáðû.
ß ïåðåçâîíþ. Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìñüå!
132
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Îòëè÷íî, ñäàâàé íàçàä!
Ñäàâàé ëåãîíüêî!
133
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Ëåãîíüêî, àêêóðàòíî! Ñòîï, ñòîï!
134
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Òàê, åùå ðàç: ïðîõîäèì àêêóðàòíî,
íåìíîãî-íåìíîãî... òàê... Ñòîé!
135
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- Ýé, âû!
- Åùå íåìíîãî! Åçæàé. Åçæàé. Ñòîé!
136
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×òî ýòî âû ñþäà ïðèâåçëè?
×òî ýòî, ÷åðò ïîäåðè, òàêîå?
137
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Ýñòðàäà ïî çàêàçó ìàäàì Áðèçáàð!
138
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Ýñòðàäà? Êàêàÿ ýñòðàäà?
139
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Ñþðïðèç, ñþðïðèç, äîðîãîé!
140
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Îáúÿñíè, ÷òî åùå çà ýñòðàäà
ïî çàêàçó ìàäàì Áðèçáàð?
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Äà âîò, ðåøèëà ïðèãîòîâèòü òåáå
ñþðïðèç êî äíþ ñâÿòîãî Àíòóàíà.
142
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Äà ÷òî ñ òîáîé?
Òåáå íå ïîíðàâèëîñü?
143
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- Ìíå áû íà âàøåì ìåñòå î÷åíü ïîíðàâèëîñü.
- À âàøå ìåñòî íà êóõíå!
144
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- Ïðåâîñõîäíûé ïîäàðîê, ìàäàì!
- Äà, îí ïðîñòî øèêàðíûé!
145
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- Îñòàâüòå ìåíÿ â ïîêîå!
- Íèêîãäà íå äîãàäàåøüñÿ, ãäå ÿ åãî îòûñêàëà!
146
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- Â Ïþè-Äîì!
- Â Ïþè-Äîì...
147
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- Â Ïþè-äå-Äîì!
- Ñëûøàëè? Â Ïþè-Äîì!
148
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Íà êóõíþ!
149
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Íî ÿ ïðîñòî íå â ñîñòîÿíèè
îïëàòèòü òàêóþ ïîêóïêó!
150
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Íå çàáûâàé, äîðîãîé,
ýòî åùå è ÷óäåñíàÿ èíâåñòèöèÿ:
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ñòîèìîñòü íàøåãî ó÷àñòêà
ñ åå ïîìîùüþ òîëüêî âîçðàñòåò,
152
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...è, êðîìå òîãî,
îíà óêðàñèò íàøå ïîìåñòüå.
153
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- È ñêîëüêî ñòîèò ýòà ÷óäåñíàÿ èíâåñòèöèÿ?
- ß êóïèëà åå ïî ñõîäíîé öåíå.
154
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- Çà 250 òûñÿ÷ ôðàíêîâ.
- Ñêîëüêî?
155
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- Ýòî ïîòîìó, ÷òî îíà áåç ôóíäàìåíòà.
- Ñêîëüêî?
156
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Ñëóøàé, äîðîãîé, ÿ ïîæàëóé ïîéäó.
157
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Ìíå åùå íàäî ïåðåîäåòüñÿ ïåðåä ðàáîòîé.
Ñ ïðàçäíèêîì, äîðîãîé!
158
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Áîæå ìîé, íó ïî÷åìó
èç âñåõ æåí íà çåìíîì øàðå...
159
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...òîëüêî ìîåé õâàòèëî óìà
êóïèòü ýòó äóðàöêóþ ýñòðàäó?
160
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Ìñüå Áðèçáàð?
Ìñüå Áðèçáàð, ìñüå Áðèçáàð...
161
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Ìû ñ ìàäàì Áðèçáàð óæå âñå îáãîâîðèëè:
ÿ ñäåëàþ âàì ôóíäàìåíò çà 250 òûñÿ÷ ôðàíêîâ.
162
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- 250 òûñÿ÷? - Èìåííî òàê, íî ðàäè âàñ
ÿ ãîòîâ óñòóïèòü è âîçüìó òîëüêî 248 òûñÿ÷.
163
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- Êàêàÿ çíà÷èòåëüíàÿ ñêèäêà!
- Çíà÷èòåëüíàÿ.
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È åùå ìû äîëæíû
îáãîâîðèòü ñ âàìè óñëîâèÿ îïëàòû.
165
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ß è ÷åòâåðî ìîèõ ëþäåé âûêîïàåì çäåñü ÿìó
îêðóæíîñòüþ â òðè ìåòðà è â ìåòð ãëóáèíîé...
166
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...êîòîðàÿ ïîñëóæèò íàì
ïðåâîñõîäíûì îñíîâàíèåì äëÿ ôóíäàìåíòà.
167
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À çàâòðà ÿ çàëüþ ÿìó öåìåíòîì,
ïîñëå ÷åãî ìû óñòàíîâèì çäåñü ýñòðàäó.
168
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È ìîé ìåòîä ðàáîòû ãàðàíòèðóåò âàì,
÷òî ôóíäàìåíò ïðîñòîèò äî äâóõñîò ëåò.
169
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Äà ÷åðåç äâåñòè ëåò ìåíÿ óæå íå áóäåò,
÷òîáû óáåäèòüñÿ â ïðàâîòå âàøèõ ñëîâ!
170
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- Äâåñòè ëåò, âû ñêàçàëè?
- Ä-ä-äâåñòè ëåò.
171
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Ìñüå Òîíåëîòòè, òî åñòü,
âû ãîòîâû ïîêëÿñòüñÿ...
172
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...÷òî âûðîåòå ÿìó ñåãîäíÿ æå âå÷åðîì?
173
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- Ñåãîäíÿ æå âå÷åðîì ÷åðåç äâåñòè ëåò.
- ×òî ÷åðåç äâåñòè ëåò?
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Î, áîæå, ÷òî ÿ ãîâîðþ?
Ñåãîäíÿ æå âå÷åðîì - íà äâåñòè ëåò.
175
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- Íî ñåãîäíÿ æå âå÷åðîì!
- ßìà áóäåò ãîòîâà.
176
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- Òî åñòü, ÿ ìîãó íà âàñ ïîëîæèòüñÿ?
- Âíå âñÿêèõ ñîìíåíèé.
177
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- Ñëîâî Òîíåëîòòè?
- Äàþ âàì ÷åñòíîå ñëîâî Òîíåëîòòè!
178
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-  òàêîì ñëó÷àå, ïðèñòóïàéòå ñèþ æå ìèíóòó.
- Ñèþ ìèíóòó.
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- Ñèþ ìèíóòó.
- Ñèþ ìèíóòó. - Ñèþ ìèíóòó.
180
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Ýé, ðåáÿòà! Çà ðàáîòó! Íà÷èíàåì êîïàòü!
181
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- Àëëî, ìñüå Äæî? - Äà.
- Àíòóàí Áðèçáàð ó òåëåôîíà. - Ñëóøàþ?
182
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- Âñå óëàæåíî.
- Äà?
183
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- Ðàíüøå ÿ íå ìîã, à òåïåðü ìîãó.
- Ñêîëüêî?
184
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Ó ìåíÿ áóäåò èìåííî ñòîëüêî,
ñêîëüêî âàì íåîáõîäèìî.
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- Â ñìûñëå, ðîâíî ñòîëüêî,
ñêîëüêî âàì íåîáõîäèìî. - Êîãäà?
186
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- Íó, òàê æå, êàê è â ïðîøëûé ðàç.
-  äåâÿòü âå÷åðà ó âàñ äîìà.
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 äåâÿòü âå÷åðà.
ß îñòàâëþ ïàðàäíóþ äâåðü îòêðûòîé.
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Èòàê, äî âå÷åðà.
Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìñüå Äæî.
189
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- Ñèëüâè?
- Äà?
190
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Ñèëüâè! Ñèëüâè, ÿ âñå îáãîâîðèë ñ ìñüå
Òîíåëîòòè. Ïîñëåçàâòðà âñå áóäåò ãîòîâî.
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- Ïîñëóøàé...
- Äà?
192
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Åñëè òû õî÷åøü ñýêîíîìèòü,
ìû ìîæåì îáîéòèñü è áåç ôóíäàìåíòà.
193
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Äà î ÷åì òû âîîáùå ãîâîðèøü?
Íàì íåîáõîäèì ýòîò ôóíäàìåíò!
194
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Ïðî÷íûé ôóíäàìåíò, òÿæåëûé ôóíäàìåíò!
195
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- Èäè-êà ñþäà, ïîñìîòðè. Ñìîòðè!
- Êóäà? - Ñìîòðè!
196
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Âèäèøü? Ìñüå Òîíåëîòòè ãàðàíòèðóåò, ÷òî öåìåíò
óñïååò çàòâåðäåòü óæå ê çàâòðàøíåìó óòðó...
197
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...à â ïÿòíèöó ìû îðãàíèçóåì ãîñòÿì
âå÷åðèíêó â ÷åñòü òâîåãî þáèëåéíîãî...
198
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...550-ãî ñïåêòàêëÿ. È ýòî åùå íå âñå:
199
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...ìû ïðèãëàñèì âñåõ òâîèõ
êîëëåã â òåàòðàëüíûõ êîñòþìàõ.
200
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Àíòóàí, äà òû ó ìåíÿ ïðîñòî ãåíèé!
201
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Ñïàñèáî òåáå, äîðîãîé,
ìíå ïîðà íàðÿæàòüñÿ.
202
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Àíòóàí?
203
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- Òû ãäå?
- Óæå èäó!
204
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Íå íàäî, ÿ óæå ñïóñêàþñü.
205
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×òî òû äåëàë â ñàäó?
206
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Äà âîò, ïûòàëñÿ îòêîïàòü ðÿä
ñâåæèõ ìûñëåé äëÿ ñâîåé íîâîé ïüåñû.
207
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Îòâåçåøü ìåíÿ â òåàòð?
208
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- Ïðîñòè, íî ñåãîäíÿ âå÷åðîì íèêàê.
- Íåò?
209
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- Îáèäåëàñü? - ×òî òû, ëþáèìûé,
âäîõíîâåíèþ ïèñàòåëÿ ìåøàòü íåëüçÿ.
210
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Âñå, ÿ ïîøëà, èíà÷å ðèñêóþ
îïîçäàòü â òåàòð.
211
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- Ïîäîæäè, Ñèëüâè.
- Äà?
212
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Ïîäîæäè, Ñèëüâè.
Åñëè âäðóã êòî-òî èëè ÷òî-òî...
213
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...ïîïûòàåòñÿ ðàçðóøèòü
íàøó ëþáîâü è íàøå ñ÷àñòüå...
214
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...èëè åñëè âäðóã ïðîèçîéäåò íå÷òî,
÷òî ðàçëó÷èò íàñ...
215
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Äà ÷òî ìîæåò ðàçëó÷èòü íàñ, äîðîãîé?
216
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Ïîîáåùàé ìíå, ÷òî ìû óìðåì âìåñòå,
ìîÿ ëþáèìàÿ Ñèëüâè, îáåùàé!
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Êîíå÷íî æå, îáåùàþ!
218
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Áîæå, äà òû, ÿ âèæó, íå øóòèøü.
Ýòî òâîÿ íîâàÿ ïüåñà òàê âçâîëíîâàëà òåáÿ?
219
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- Âèäèøü ëè, äåòåêòèâíûé æàíð, îí òàêîâ...
- Íå âîëíóéñÿ, ó òåáÿ âñå ïîëó÷èòñÿ.
220
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Íå ñîìíåâàþñü, ÷òî ê ìîåìó âîçâðàùåíèþ
ó òåáÿ óæå áóäåò ïåðâûé òðóï.
221
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Òàê... Âûðûòü ÿìó - åñòü.
Îòïóñòèòü ñëóæàíêó - åñòü...
222
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Ïðèîòêðûòü äâåðü... êîòîðóþ?
223
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Ïóíêò ÷åòâåðòûé: ïðèãîòîâèòü ïèñòîëåò.
224
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Òàê, ïóíêò ÷åòâåðòûé: ïèñòîëåò... ãîòîâ.
225
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Ïóíêò ïÿòûé: âûêëþ÷èòü ñâåò.
226
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Òàê. Ïóíêò øåñòîé: ÿ íè÷åãî íå âèæó.
227
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Ýòî íàäî ïîìåòèòü êàê ïóíêò ñåäüìîé,
ïåðåä øåñòûì.
228
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- ×òî òû äåëàåøü â òåìíîòå?
- À ÷òî ÿ äåëàþ â òåìíîòå?
229
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- Òû íåçäîðîâ?
- Íåò, íåò, íåò, ÿ çäîðîâ.
230
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- Çäîðîâ. - Óâåðåí?
ß òî÷íî îïîçäàþ: çàáûëà êîñìåòè÷êó.
231
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- Ñèëüâè?
- ×òî?
232
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ß ïîöåëîâàë òåáÿ íà ïðîùàíèå?
233
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Âîîáùå-òî äà, íî åñëè õî÷åøü,
ìîæåì ïîöåëîâàòüñÿ åùå ðàç.
234
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Õî÷ó.
235
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- Òû áîëüøå íè÷åãî íå çàáûëà?
- Âðîäå íåò.
236
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- È áîëüøå óæå íå âåðíåøüñÿ?
- Íå äîëæíà.
237
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- Ïðîùàé, ìîÿ ïòè÷êà.
- Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìèëûé.
238
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Ìîé ïèñòîëåò. Ïèñòîëåò.
239
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Ïèñòîëåò. Êóäà ÿ äåë ïèñòîëåò?
240
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Ïèñòîëåò.
241
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ß íå ñìîãó... ß íå ñìîãó... ß íå ñìîãó...
242
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:22,401
ß íå ñìîãó, ÿ âñå ïðîâàëèë...
Ëó÷øå çàïëàòèòü...
243
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,496
ß íå ñìîãó... íå ñìîãó... çàáåðèòå...
244
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:47,339
Î, íåò! Íî íåò!
Ýé, î÷íèòåñü! Î÷íèòåñü!
245
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,841
Âû ìåíÿ ðàçûãðûâàåòå!
246
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,191
Ýé, âû, íó âñå, ïîøóòèëè è õâàòèò!
Âñòàâàéòå!
247
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,447
- Ìñüå âñå åùå ðàáîòàåò?
- Âû ÷òî, ðàçâå íå ïîøëè â êèíî?
248
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,547
Êàê ðàç èäó.
Èãðóøå÷íûé ïèñòîëåò: ïèô-ïàô!
249
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,885
Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ìñüå Êîëà!
Ñìîòðèòå, íå äîèãðàéòåñü òàì!
250
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,714
Ìñüå Áðèçáàð? Ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
251
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,235
Ñëó÷èëîñü íå÷òî óæàñíîå!
Î, Ãîñïîäè! Ìñüå Áðèçáàð?
252
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,966
Ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
253
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,409
Âû çäåñü ñîâñåì îäèí?
×òî âû äåëàåòå â òåìíîòå?
254
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,749
- Ðàáîòàþ íàä ïüåñîé.
- Â òàêîì-òî ñíàðÿæåíèè?
255
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,248
Âû ðàçâå íå ñëûøàëè,
êàê ÿ çâàëà âàñ?
256
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:02,406
Ýòî òàêîé êîøìàð! Áûëî î÷åíü òåìíî,
è ìèññèñ Ãðàíäåð ïðîâàëèëàñü â âàøó ÿìó.
257
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,527
×òî îíà çàáûëà â ìîåé ÿìå?
Ýòà ÿìà íóæíà ìíå äëÿ ðàáîòû!
258
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,335
ß íå çíàþ, íî åé íàäî ïîìî÷ü.
Ïîéäåìòå ñêîðåå, ïîìîæåì åé!
259
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,717
×åðò ïîäåðè.
260
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,842
Êàê îíà òàì îêàçàëàñü?
261
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,211
×òî?
262
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,620
Íå ïîíèìàþ.
263
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:26,297
- Äàéòå ìíå ðóêó. - Èäåìòå ñþäà.
Åå íàäî âûòàùèòü. ×òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
264
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,282
- Ðåäæèíàëüä Ãðàíäåð, çäðàâñòâóéòå.
- Çäðàâñòâóéòå.
265
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,309
Çíàêîìüòåñü, ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
266
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,926
Çäðàâñòâóéòå. Ýòî ìîÿ ñóïðóãà, ïîæàëóéñòà,
ïîìîãèòå. Îíà óäàðèëàñü. Àëëå, îï!
267
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,970
Íå óïàäèòå ñíîâà.
268
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,885
- Äàäèì åé êîíüÿêó, åé ñðàçó æå ïîëåã÷àåò.
- Ý, íåò-íåò-íåò!
269
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,336
Äà-äà-äà! Êîíüÿêó! Äà, äà!
270
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,571
Ñåé÷àñ ïîñàäèì òåáÿ íà êóøåòî÷êó,
ìîÿ äîðîãàÿ, òåáå ñðàçó ñòàíåò ëåã÷å.
271
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,392
Ïîãîäè-êà, ÿ ñåé÷àñ ñíèìó
ñâîþ øëÿïó. Î, âîò òàê.
272
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,187
Î, ìîÿ äîðîãàÿ. Ðàññëàáüñÿ.
273
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,972
Âîò, óæå ëó÷øå. Óæå ëó÷øå, ðàññëàáüñÿ.
Ìû äîìà, âñå õîðîøî.
274
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,968
Äàâàé ðàññòåãíåì òåáå ïóãîâêó,
òåáå ñðàçó ïîëåã÷àåò. Ìîÿ êðàñàâèöà...
275
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,987
Î, ìèñòåð Ãðàíäåð, âàøà øëÿïà!
Ìñüå Áðèçáàð?
276
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,515
- Äà?
- Êàê íàñ÷åò ýêñêóðñèè ïî äîìó?
277
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,683
- Íåò, ýêñêóðñèé íå áóäåò. - Ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
- Âñå îòìåíÿåòñÿ. - ×òî çíà÷èò îòìåíÿåòñÿ?
278
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:06,271
- Âñå! - Íî ïîñëóøàéòå, ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
- Èäèòå äîìîé. Áûñòðî! Èäèòå äîìîé!
279
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:11,167
Ìåñüå Áðèçáàð, â êàêîå ïîëîæåíèå
âû ìåíÿ ñòàâèòå? Êàê ÿ òåïåðü âûãëÿæó?
280
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,684
Íå âûíóæäàéòå ìåíÿ ãîâîðèòü
âàì ïðàâäó.
281
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,598
- Âû ïîíÿëè, ÷òî îí ñêàçàë?
- Íå ñîâñåì.
282
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,363
Ñëàâà áîãó.
Ëó÷øå âàì è íå çíàòü.
283
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,431
- Äî âñòðå÷è, ìàäàì!
- Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
284
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,443
Ìîé ãîëîâíîé óáîð!
285
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,824
Ê-ê-êîíüÿ÷êó áû ìíå!
286
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,100
Âû çàáûëè ìèññèñ Ãðàíäåð!
Âû îñòàâèëè ó ìåíÿ ñâîþ ìèññèñ Ãðàíäåð!
287
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,909
- Âû çàáûëè ìèññèñ Ãðàíäåð!
- Î, äîðîãàÿ! Ñêîðåå...
288
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,515
Îíà çäåñü!
Ñìîòðèòå, ñìîòðèòå, ñìîòðèòå!
289
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,851
Ìîé êîíüÿê... Ìîé êîíüÿê...
290
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,359
- Ýòî ìîé êîíüÿê!
- Î, ìîÿ æåíà! Îïÿòü çà ñâîå! Ïîéäåì äîìîé!
291
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,959
Ïîéäåì äîìîé ñïàòü. Ïîéäåì ñïàòü.
292
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,504
- Íåò, ýòî íå âàøà øëÿïà.
- Ýòî ìîÿ øëÿïà.
293
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,670
- Ýòî è íå âàøà øëÿïà.
- Èçâèíèòå.
294
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,569
Âàøà øëÿïà ó ìåíÿ. Âîò âàøà øëÿïà.
295
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,969
- Òåïåðü õîðîøî?
- Âåëèêîëåïíî! Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è.
296
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,003
À, ýòî âû.
297
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,662
- Íàäåþñü, ÿ âàì íå ïîìåøàë?
- Ñâåò, ïîãàñèòå ñâåò!
298
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,167
- Äà, íî ïîñëóøàéòå, ÿ æå... ÿ æå òàê
íè÷åãî íå óâèæó. - Íè÷åãî, ïðèâûêíåòå.
299
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,214
- Ãäå âû òàì?
- Çäåñü, ïîä ôîíàðèêîì.
300
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,796
- Äà ïîä ìîèì ôîíàðèêîì!
- À! Âîò âû ãäå. - Äà, ïîä ôîíàðèêîì.
301
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:26,501
- À ÷òî ýòî ó âàñ çà êîñòþì?
- Äà âîò, ñîáèðàëñÿ âçãëÿíóòü íà ôóíäàìåíò.
302
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:32,038
Êàêîå ñîâïàäåíèå. ß òîæå. È çíàåòå,
ÿ îáíàðóæèë êîå-êàêóþ áðåøü â ñâîåé ðàáîòå.
303
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:37,729
- Êàêóþ? - Ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå, êàêîé-òî èäèîò
äîäóìàëñÿ âûðûòü ÿìó ïðÿìî â ìîåé ÿìå.
304
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,119
- ßìó?
- ßìó!
305
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,963
- Ãäå?
- Âíóòðè ìîåé ÿìû!
306
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,276
- ×òî çà áðåä...
- È âåñüìà áîëüøóþ, ñêàæó âàì.
307
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,922
Ãëóáîêóþ, ïðîòÿæåííóþ. Òàêóþ, ñêàæó âàì,
÷òî â íåé áû è ìåðòâåö óìåñòèëñÿ.
308
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,581
- Áîæå, êàê ñòðàøíî æèòü!
- Äà.
309
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,722
- È êòî æå ýòî ñäåëàë?
- Õîòåë áû ÿ çíàòü.
310
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,531
Äà ìîæåò, êòî-òî èç âàøèõ
ðàáî÷èõ ïðîñòî ïîøóòèë?
311
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,244
Ïîøóòèë? Äà ÿ ïîòðàòèë öåëûõ
ïÿòíàäöàòü ìèíóò, ÷òîáû åå çàñûïàòü.
312
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,770
- Âû åå çàñûïàëè?
- Äà, ÿ åå çàñûïàë.
313
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,979
- Äà çà÷åì æå âû åå çàñûïàëè?
- Ïîòîìó ÷òî çàñûïàë.
314
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,985
- Êàêóþ ÿìó âû çàñûïàëè?
- Òó, êîòîðóþ îí âûêîïàë.
315
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,718
- Ãäå?
- Âíóòðè ìîåé ÿìû.
316
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,512
Äà êàê ó âàñ ðóêà ïîäíÿëàñü åå çàñûïàòü?
317
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,630
Ïîäíÿëàñü. Áîëåå òîãî,
çëîóìûøëåííèê îñòàâèë ðÿäîì ëîïàòó.
318
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,943
- Îíà æå ìîãëà çàðæàâåòü, ÿ çàáåðó åå.
- Îñòàâüòå ó ìåíÿ.
319
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,741
- Íåò, íåò! - Îñòàâüòå ëîïàòó!
- Íà ñåãîäíÿ ðàáîòà çàêîí÷åíà. - Äàéòå ëîïàòó!
320
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,336
Ïðîøó ìåíÿ ïðîñòèòü, ìñüå Áðèçáàð.
Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è, ìñüå Áðèçáàð.
321
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,128
- Âûïüåì çà íàøó áåñåäêó!
- Çà ÷òî?
322
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,362
- Çà íàøó ýñòðàäó!
- Îíà òàê ïðåêðàñíà!
323
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,328
- È çà íàøó ëþáîâü!
- Äà, äîðîãîé.
324
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,913
Âàø ìóæ ïðîñòî ñâåòèòñÿ îò ñ÷àñòüÿ!
325
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,566
Ýòî èç-çà íàøåé ýñòðàäû. ß òàê äîëãî èñêàëà
åìó ïîäàðîê è âîò, íàêîíåö, íàøëà.
326
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,359
Ñàìûé íåîæèäàííûé ïîäàðîê,
êóäà îðèãèíàëüíåå, ÷åì êàêîé-íèáóäü ãàëñòóê.
327
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,895
- Ýòà ýñòðàäà äåéñòâèòåëüíî âåëèêîëåïíà.
- Ñîãëàñèñü, ó õîçÿåâ î÷åíü õîðîøèé âêóñ.
328
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,571
- Ñêàæè, ýòî òû óáðàë çàíàâåñêó â âàííîé?
- Íå ïîíÿë?
329
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,075
- Íó, çàíàâåñêó â âàííîé. Ýòî òû åå ñíÿë?
- Êòî, ÿ? Äà íó, äà òû ÷òî!
330
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,036
- Òîãäà ãäå æå îíà?
- À, äà!
331
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,208
- ×òî òû ñ íåé ñäåëàë?
- Äà, Ñèëüâè. ß âñïîìíèë. ß åå ïîäàðèë.
332
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,045
- Ïîäàðèë? Êîìó?
- Äà ïðîñòî ïîäàðèë, è âñå. Îäíîìó... áðîäÿãå.
333
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,681
- Áðîäÿãå? - Äà, îí ïðèøåë è...
åìó íóæíû áûëè òåïëûå... òåïëûå âåùè...
334
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,927
- Òåïëûå âåùè... è òû îòäàë åìó çàíàâåñêó?
- Íó äà, ÿ... îòäàë åìó çàíàâåñêó.
335
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,661
- À ÷òî? Íó è... ÿ ñêàçàë...
- È ÷òî?
336
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,352
- ß ñêàçàë ñåáå...
- ×òî òû ñêàçàë ñåáå?
337
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,209
- Ñêàçàë...
- Òàê ÷òî òû ñêàçàë?
338
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,601
ß äóìàë äàòü åìó ÷òî-íèáóäü áîëåå ïîäõîäÿùåå,
ñîáèðàëñÿ óæå ñíÿòü ñ ñåáÿ ïèäæàê...
339
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,535
...íî ñìîòðþ, îí óæå ïîáðåë äàëüøå, è...
Êîðî÷å, äàâàé ñìåíèì òåìó.
340
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,465
- Íó, òû ó ìåíÿ è âûäóìùèê!
- Çà íàøó ýñòðàäó!
341
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,769
Ãäå ìîÿ ñóïðóãà?
 êàêîì ñìûñëå?
342
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,683
- Ìàäàì! Ìàäàì!
- Äà?
343
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,597
Ìàäàì, ïðèáûëè èñïàíñêèå ìóçûêàíòû.
344
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,620
Ìèëûé, ýòî ïðîñòî èçóìèòåëüíûé àíñàìáëü,
ñåé÷àñ òû óâèäèøü.
345
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,150
- À, âîò åùå!
- Îñòîðîæíåå, ÷åðò âàñ äåðè!  ÷åì äåëî?
346
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,573
- Ìñüå ñïðàøèâàåò ìñüå.
- ×åãî?
347
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,842
Ìñüå ñïðàøèâàåò êàêîé-òî ìñüå.
Íåò, âîí òàì.
348
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,917
- Ìñüå?
- Èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî, óãîëîâíûé ðîçûñê.
349
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,111
- Ìàòèëüäà, áóäüòå äîáðû øàìïàíñêîãî äëÿ ìñüå.
- Áëàãîäàðþ, ïðè èñïîëíåíèè íå óïîòðåáëÿþ.
350
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,159
Îðèãèíàëüíîå ñîîðóæåíèå ýòà ýñòðàäà.
351
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,986
Ýòî... ýòî èç... èç Ïþè-Äîì.
352
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,337
Ýòî èç Ïþè-Äîì è...
ýòî íàøà áåñåäêà... ýñòðàäà.
353
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:28,780
- Âû õîòåëè ïîãîâîðèòü ñî ìíîé?
- Äà, äà. Âàì çíàêîì ìñüå Äæî?
354
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,303
- Ìñüå?..
- Äæî.
355
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,557
Ïðîñòèòå... äàéòå ïîäóìàòü...
356
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,621
Äà... íåò... ìñüå Äæî...
357
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,768
- Çíàêîìîå èìÿ... Ïûòàþñü âñïîìíèòü...
- Âñïîìèíàéòå.
358
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,369
- À, âîò è øàìïàíñêîå. Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð?
- Áëàãîäàðþ. Ýòî âàøà ãîðíè÷íàÿ?
359
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,666
Äà. Ìàòèëüäà, ïîçíàêîìüòåñü:
èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî, óãîëîâíûé ðîçûñê.
360
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,235
- Ìûñëü î ïîëèöåéñêîì êàæåòñÿ âàì ñìåøíîé?
- Ïðîñòî âñïîìíèëà â÷åðàøíèé âå÷åð.
361
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,367
Â÷åðàøíèé âå÷åð?
×òî ïðîèçîøëî â÷åðà âå÷åðîì?
362
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,709
Íè÷åãî íå ïðîèçîøëî, íè÷åãî,
îíà ïðîñòî õîäèëà â êèíî, âîò è âñå.
363
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,562
- È ÷òî âû ñìîòðåëè?
- Äæåéìñà Áîíäà.
364
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,411
Çíàåòå, îí íàïóãàë ìåíÿ íå òàê ñèëüíî,
êàê ìñüå â÷åðà ñî ñâîèì ïèñòîëåòîì.
365
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,336
Íó õâàòèò, Ìàòèëüäà, õâàòèò!
Âñå, âîçâðàùàéòåñü íà êóõíþ.
366
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,364
- Ñêàæèòå, âû êîãî-òî óáèëè?
- Äà.
367
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,260
- Äà?
- Âîîáùå-òî íåò, ëèøü ïîíàðîøêó.
368
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,751
ß ñåé÷àñ ïèøó äåòåêòèâíóþ ïüåñó
è íåðåäêî ïðèãëàøàþ â ãîñòè ñâîåãî äðóãà.
369
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,959
Îí èçîáðàæàåò íåãîäÿÿ, ÿ â íåãî ñòðåëÿþ
è òàêèì îáðàçîì ïðîðàáàòûâàþ ñþæåò, âîò òàê.
370
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,166
Ìñüå Áðèçáàð, âû îêàçàëèñü ïðàâû,
ýòî âàøà ëîïàòà. Çàáèðàéòå åå.
371
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,442
Êàêàÿ åùå ëîïàòà? Íåò ó ìåíÿ
íèêàêîé ëîïàòû. Çà÷åì ìíå ëîïàòà?
372
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,045
- È åùå ÿ õîòåë ïîãîâîðèòü ñ âàìè
ïî ïîâîäó ÿìû. - Êàêîé ÿìû?
373
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,695
Íåò íèêàêîé ÿìû, çàáóäüòå ïðî ÿìó.
374
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,063
È ìåæäó ïðî÷èì, çäåñü èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî,
óãîëîâíûé ðîçûñê!
375
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,167
À, èíñïåêòîð, î÷åíü õîðîøî!
Íó-êà, ïðîïóñòèòå ìåíÿ!
376
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,192
Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð, êàê ðàç õîòåë ó âàñ ñïðîñèòü:
óìà íå ïðèëîæó, êòî ìîã âûðûòü ýòó ÿìó.
377
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,135
- Òàê ÿìà áûëà? À âû ãîâîðèòå, íåò!
- Äà íåò æå íèêàêîé ÿìû! ßìà ó íåãî â ãîëîâå!
378
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,271
ßìû è äûðÿâàÿ ïàìÿòü. Ãäå âû òóò âèäèòå ÿìó?
379
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,169
Ñìîòðèòå, ñìîòðèòå: ëþäè òàíöóþò,
ïðûãàþò! Âçãëÿíèòå, êàêàÿ êðàñîòà!
380
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,038
À, íó äàâàéòå æå âûïüåì çà ýòó ïðåêðàñíóþ
ýñòðàäó è çà òî, ÷òî íàõîäèòñÿ ïîä íåé!
381
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,137
À ÷òî íàõîäèòñÿ ïîä íåé?
382
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,002
- Íåò, ïîãîäèòå, ÷òî ïîä íåé?
- Òàì íè÷åãî íåò. Íè÷åãî íåò!
383
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,746
Åñòü! Åñòü! Ôðàíöóçñêàÿ çåìëÿ!
384
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,799
- Òî÷íî! Âûïüåì çà Ôðàíöèþ!
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ôðàíöèÿ!
385
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,756
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ôðàíöèÿ!
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ôðàíöèÿ!
386
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,836
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò ýñòðàäà!
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò ýñòðàäà!
387
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,927
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ïþè-Äîì!
- Äà, äà çäðàâñòâóåò Ïþè-Äîì!
388
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,632
- Äà çäðàâñòâóåò ìîÿ ëîïàòà!
- Î÷åíü èíòåðåñíî...
389
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,803
Òàê, ìèíóòî÷êó. Ïîçâîëèòå? Ïîçâîëüòå ìíå.
Î ÷åì âû õîòåëè ìåíÿ ñïðîñèòü?
390
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,654
Èçâèíèòå, ñîâñåì äûðÿâàÿ ïàìÿòü.
391
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,477
Ñïàñèáî çà ïðèãëàøåíèå, ìû óæå óõîäèì.
392
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,647
Ïîçâîëüòå ïîäàðèòü âàì
ýòó ïðåêðàñíóþ ëîïàòó.
393
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,672
Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìàäàì. Äî âñòðå÷è, èíñïåêòîð,
ïðèÿòíî áûëî ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ.
394
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,548
Âñå-âñå-âñå, çàêîí÷èëè!
Êîíöåðò îêîí÷åí! Êîíöåðò îêîí÷åí!
395
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,084
Êîíöåðò îêîí÷åí!
396
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,471
- ×òî òàêîå?
- Èñïîëíè êàêîé-íèáóäü ìîíîëîã...
397
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,595
- ×åãî? - Ìîíîëîã!
- Òû ñ óìà ñîøåë?
398
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,354
Ïîìîãèòå æå åé âûáðàòüñÿ! Ýé, âû!
399
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,818
Íó, è êàê ýòî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ, ìñüå Òîíåëîòòè?
Êòî îáåùàë ìíå, ÷òî îíà ïðîñòîèò äâåñòè ëåò?
400
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,371
Íî ýòî òîëüêî ïðîáíûé âàðèàíò: ÿ òîðîïèëñÿ,
÷òîáû óñïåòü ê âàøåìó ïðàçäíåñòâó.
401
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,891
- Íåìåäëåííî âñå ïî÷èíèòå!
- Çàâòðà óòðîì âñå áóäåò ñäåëàíî.
402
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,121
- Ïî÷èíèòå...
- Çàâòðà óòðîì âñå áóäåò ñäåëàíî...
403
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,119
- Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð?
- Ìñüå Áðèçáàð.
404
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,152
- Èòàê, ìû îáñóæäàëè ìñüå Äæî...
- Ìñüå êîãî?
405
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,105
- Ìñüå Äæî!
- Àõ, äà. Êîíå÷íî. Ìñüå Äæî.
406
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,179
- Ìîãó ÿ ïðèñåñòü?
- Êîíå÷íî, ñàäèòåñü!
407
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,413
Ïðèñàæèâàéòåñü, ìñüå èíñïåêòîð! Êîíå÷íî...
408
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,837
×òî òàêîå?
409
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,336
Íó, õîòèòå - ñÿäüòå íà ìîå ìåñòî!
410
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,014
- Òåïåðü äîâîëüíû?
- Äîâîëåí.
411
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,564
Íó è îòëè÷íî.
412
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,027
Äåëî ïðèíÿëî î÷åíü ëþáîïûòíûé îáîðîò.
413
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,313
Êàêîé, ìñüå èíñïåêòîð?
414
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,096
Ìû âûÿñíèëè,
÷òî ìñüå Äæî - øàíòàæèñò.
415
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,712
- Íåò!
- Äà.
416
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:03,304
Ìû îáíàðóæèëè ó íåãî äîìà ñïèñîê òåõ,
êîãî îí øàíòàæèðîâàë.
417
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,883
- Íåò!
- Äà.
418
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,468
À çäåñü ÿ ïîòîìó, ÷òî âàøå èìÿ
îêàçàëîñü â åãî ñïèñêå.
419
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,873
- Ìîå?
- Âàøå.
420
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,933
- Íåò!
- Äà.
421
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,054
È ÿ ïîäóìàë: ìîæåò áûòü, âû
êîíòàêòèðîâàëè ñ íèì â ïîñëåäíåå âðåìÿ?
422
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,094
Ïèô-ïàô - è æìóðèê!
Ïîñëóøàé, Àíòóàí...
423
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,707
- Ïî ïîâîäó òðóïà... Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ìñüå.
- Çàìîë÷è! - Ïî ïîâîäó òðóïà...
424
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,743
Ïóñòü ãîâîðèò!
425
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,530
Ïîñëóøàé, ìíå ïðèøëà â ãîëîâó
îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ, êàê èçáàâèòüñÿ îò òðóïà!
426
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,299
Ó íàñ åñòü òðóï?
427
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,054
Íåò íèêàêîãî òðóïà!
Òðóïà íåò, íåò íèêàêîãî òðóïà!
428
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,214
Òðóïà íåò! Øàìïàíñêîãî
ñêîëüêî óãîäíî, à òðóïà íåò!
429
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,519
- Íî ïîñëóøàé...
- Øàìïàíñêîå! Øàìïàíñêîå!
430
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,506
Ïîñëóøàé... Ïîñëóøàé, ÿ äóìàë, òåáå ïîíðàâèòñÿ
ìîÿ èäåÿ. Íó ëàäíî, íå õî÷åøü - íå íàäî.
431
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,377
- Êòî ýòî?
- Ìýòð Êîëà, ìîé àäâîêàò.
432
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,960
- À â òåàòðå îí ïîëíûé ïðîôàí!
- Âàø àäâîêàò?
433
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,926
Íó, åñëè íå æåëàåòå,
÷òîáû âàì ïîíàäîáèëèñü åãî óñëóãè...
434
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,259
...îáúÿñíèòå ìíå, êàê âàøå èìÿ
îêàçàëîñü â ñïèñêå ìñüå Äæî?
435
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:57,049
Íå áîéòåñü, ýòî ôîðìàëüíûé âîïðîñ.
436
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,830
Ïîêà åùå!
437
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,136
- Îáåùàåòå íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèòü ìîåé æåíå?
- Îáåùàþ.
438
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,012
- Íè÷åãî íå ïîíÿë.
- ß äóìàë âíóøèòü âàì ìûñëÿìè...
439
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:56,426
- ...÷òî ìîÿ æåíà ÿâëÿåòñÿ äî÷åðüþ Ãðàíóäà.
- Íå ìîæåò áûòü!
440
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,836
Ãðàíóäà? Ãðàíóäà - çíàìåíèòîãî áàíäèòà?
441
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,208
- Íå ìîæåò áûòü! Êîòîðûé â 46-ì...
- Íåò, â 45-ì.
442
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,656
- Â 46-îì! - Â 45-îì!
- Â 46-îì! - Â 45-îì!
443
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,768
 46-ì, ýòî æå ìîÿ ðàáîòà!
Íî åñëè âûÿñíèòñÿ, ÷òî ýòî...
444
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,650
- ß íå ïîíèìàþ, íè÷åãî íå ïîíèìàþ.
- Íî åñëè âûÿñíèòñÿ, ÷òî âàøà æåíà -
445
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,935
...äî÷ü Ãðàíóäà, è îáùåñòâåííîñòü
îá ýòîì óçíàåò...
446
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,877
...ýòî æå êîíåö åå êàðüåðû è âàøåé òîæå.
447
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,048
È ëàäíî áû îí óáèë îäíîãî ÷åëîâåêà,
à òî âåäü - ÷èê-÷èê-÷èê - îí óáèë ïÿòåðûõ!
448
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,688
Äà, ÷åòâåðûõ.
449
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,682
- Íåò, ïÿòåðûõ. - Íåò, ÷åòâåðûõ!
- Ïÿòåðûõ.
450
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,108
- Ïÿòûé áûë ñòðåëî÷íèêîì.
- À, äà, âû ïðàâû.
451
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,385
È âîò óæå â òå÷åíèå íåñêîëüêèõ ëåò...
ïîâåðüòå ìíå - ñòðàøíûõ ëåò, óæàñíûõ ëåò...
452
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,126
...ýòîò íåãîäÿé óãðîæàë ìîåé áåäíîé Ñèëüâè...
453
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,026
...÷òî îáÿçàòåëüíî ðàñêðîåò
åå ïðîèñõîæäåíèå, âîò òàê.
454
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,259
Äà, íè÷åãî íå ñêàæåøü!
455
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,063
Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð, à âñå ýòè èìåíà...
456
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,400
...êîòîðûå, êàê âû ñêàçàëè, óïîìèíàëèñü
â ñïèñêå ìñüå Äæî... - Äà?
457
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,500
- Îíè âåäü íå áóäóò îïóáëèêîâàíû?
- Íåò! - Õîðîøî.
458
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,163
- Îíè îñòàíóòñÿ â òàéíå.
- Òåì ëó÷øå.
459
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,111
- Âñå, êðîìå îäíîãî.
- Êîãî?
460
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,832
Èìåíè óáèéöû.
461
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:09,438
- Óáèéöû êîãî? - À ÿ âàì íå ñêàçàë?
Ìñüå Äæî áûë óáèò â÷åðà âå÷åðîì.
462
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,283
- Íå ìîæåò áûòü! - Íó, åñëè ÿ ãîâîðþ - óáèò,
çíà÷èò, ó ìåíÿ åñòü äîêàçàòåëüñòâà.
463
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,027
Äîêàçàòåëüñòâà... êàêèå äîêàçàòåëüñòâà?
Íåò ó âàñ íèêàêèõ äîêàçàòåëüñòâ!
464
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,929
À êàêèå åùå íóæíû äîêàçàòåëüñòâà?
Ìû íàøëè åãî ñ ïóëåé â ãîëîâå.
465
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,866
- Ãäå?
- Íà êîâðå, ñ ðàñêèíóòûìè ðóêàìè.
466
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,223
- Êàê? Çäåñü, ó ìåíÿ?
- Äà íåò, ó íåãî äîìà.
467
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,458
- Äîìà?
- Äà, ãäå îí æèë.
468
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,392
Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìñüå Áðèçáàð.
469
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,852
Äà ðàññëàáüòåñü âû,
ìíå çíàêîìà ïñèõîëîãèÿ óáèéö -
470
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,836
...âû ÷åëîâåê ñîâåðøåííî èíîãî òèïà.
471
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,269
Íó è äåëà!
472
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:44,028
Êîãî æå ÿ çàêîïàë ïîä ýñòðàäîé?
473
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,102
Êóäà òû çàïðîïàñòèëñÿ?
Ãîñòè óæå ðàñõîäÿòñÿ.
474
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,793
- Êñòàòè, òû íå âèäåë Ýäóàðà?
- Ýäóàðà?
475
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:55,167
Äà. Ñòðàííî, îí âðîäå îáåùàë
ñåãîäíÿ áûòü ñðåäè ãîñòåé.
476
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,791
Åìó íàäî ìåíüøå ðàáîòàòü
è áîëüøå ñïàòü.
477
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,937
Ýäóàð... Ýäóàð... ìîé ëó÷øèé äðóã...
478
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,720
ß çàêîïàë ïîä ýñòðàäîé
ñâîåãî ëó÷øåãî äðóãà.
479
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,894
Íèêîãäà ñåáå íå ïðîùó. Àëëî!
480
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,014
Êòî ó òåëåôîíà? Ýäóàð, ýòî òû?
481
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,643
Òû óâåðåí?
482
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,593
Óâåðåí, ÷òî ýòî èìåííî òâîé ãîëîñ
ñåé÷àñ ó ìåíÿ â òðóáêå?
483
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,576
Î, çíàë áû òû, êàê ñëàäêî è ïðèÿòíî
ìíå ñëûøàòü òâîé ãîëîñ â äàííóþ ìèíóòó!
484
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,298
Äà, Àäðèàí ñîîáùèë, ÷òî òû ñîáèðàëñÿ
ïðèéòè ê íàì ñåãîäíÿ âå÷åðîì.
485
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,624
Íå ïîëó÷èëîñü? Íó ëàäíî.
Òû ïîïàë â àâàðèþ?
486
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,576
Î, êàê êñòàòè! Ìàøèíà âäðåáåçãè?
Îé, ìîëîäåö! Êàê ïðèÿòíî ñëûøàòü!
487
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,103
Åãî íåò?
488
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,202
Íåò åãî? Óøåë óòðîì? À, íó ëàäíî,
âñå õîðîøî. Ñïàñèáî! Íè÷åãî, íè÷åãî.
489
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,964
Ñàäèñü, ñàäèñü, ìèëàÿ.
490
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,640
-  ÷åì äåëî? ×òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
- Áåäíÿæêà ïîòåðÿëà ìóæà.
491
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,347
×òî âû ãîâîðèòå... Âû ïîòåðÿëè ìóæà?
492
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,886
- Êîãäà âû åãî â ïîñëåäíèé ðàç âèäåëè?
- Âî âòîðíèê âå÷åðîì.
493
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,381
Âî âòîðíèê âå÷åðîì?
494
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,555
Òàê íóæíî åãî îòûñêàòü!
495
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,429
ß óæå íàøëà!
Îí çàâåë ðîìàí íà ñòîðîíå.
496
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,385
- Êîãäà?
- Â÷åðà âå÷åðîì.
497
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,447
- Êîãäà?!
- Â÷åðà âå÷åðîì!!!
498
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,273
À, òîãäà âñå îòëè÷íî. Ôóô,
êàê âû ìåíÿ íàïóãàëè. Âñå ïðåêðàñíî.
499
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,821
- Íåò, íó òû ñëûøàëà?
- Ïîäáèðàé ñëîâà!
500
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,307
- Ñëóøàé, Áèäæàð, Áèäæàð!
- Êàêîé Áèäæàð?
501
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,231
- Êóäà äåëñÿ Áèäæàð?
- Äà îí óæå äâà ãîäà êàê óìåð!
502
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,822
- Ýòî ìåíÿ óñòðàèâàåò.
- Íåò, ýòî íåâîçìîæíî.
503
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,672
×òî çà ñòðàííîå ÷óâñòâî þìîðà
ó òâîåãî ìóæà... ß óõîæó!
504
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,240
Àëëî, òåòóøêà? Ýòî Òóàòóàí.
Êàê çäîðîâüå äÿäþøêè?
505
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,744
Ýòî Òóàòóàí!
Êàê âñåãäà, ïðîáëåìû ñî ñëóõîì?
506
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,052
Âñå òàêàÿ æå ãëóõàÿ, ãîâîðþ?!
507
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,115
×òî ó íåãî, ãîâîðèøü?
Òåìïåðàòóðà ïîä 40? Åìó ïîâåçëî!
508
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,816
- Äà, ñïàñèáî, ÿ ïîäîæäó.
- ß ïîøëà, íå îòâëåêàéñÿ...
509
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,172
- Ñïàñèáî çà âñå. Ïåðåäàé ïðèâåò Àíòóàíó.
- Õîðîøî.
510
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,240
Êàðîëèíà, êàê óäà÷íî, ÷òî ÿ âàñ âñòðåòèë.
Ñêàæèòå, ïîæàëóéñòà, ó âàñ â ñåìüå âñå äîìà?
511
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,333
- À âû ðàçâå íå â êóðñå?
- ×òî òàêîå?
512
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,771
- Äÿäþøêà Òåîôèëü!
- ×òî - äÿäþøêà Òåîôèëü?
513
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,656
- Äà óæ òðè ìåñÿöà êàê óìåð.
- À, òàê ýòî åðóíäà.
514
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,209
- Êàê âû ìîæåòå, Àíòóàí?
- Ïîñëóøàéòå, ïîñëóøàéòå!
515
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,704
×åëîâåêó áûëî 93 ãîäà, íà ÷òî æå âû
íàäåÿëèñü? Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, Êàðîëèíà!
516
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,693
Àíòóàí, âû óâåðåíû,
÷òî ñ âàìè âñå â ïîðÿäêå?
517
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,019
Äà, ñî ìíîé âñå â ïîðÿäêå. ß â ïîðÿäêå,
è âû â ïîðÿäêå, à òåïåðü èäèòå äîìîé.
518
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,693
Äà íåò æå, åãî ó íàñ íå áûëî. ß ñàìà
óäèâèëàñü. Äà ãîâîðþ æå âàì, îí íå ïðèõîäèë!
519
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,275
- Êòî ýòî?
- Æåíà âîäîïðîâîä÷èêà.
520
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,907
Ãîâîðèò, óøåë â÷åðà âå÷åðîì íà ðàáîòó
è äî ñèõ ïîð íå âåðíóëñÿ.
521
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,501
Èíòåðåñóåòñÿ, áûë ëè îí ó íàñ.
522
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,295
Àíòóàí? Òû çäîðîâ?
×òî ñ òîáîé, ìèëûé ìîé?
523
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,111
- Ïîéäè ëó÷øå ïîìîãè Êàðîëèíå.
- Äà çà÷åì? Îíà â ïîðÿäêå.
524
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,707
Íåò, ÿ ñëûøàë, îíà òàì ãðîõíóëàñü.
525
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,776
Ñåãîäíÿ ëÿæåøü â äåâÿòü âå÷åðà,
ÿ äàì òåáå ñíîòâîðíîå.
526
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,889
Êàêîé êîøìàð, êàêîå íåñ÷àñòüå!
527
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,516
Ñêðîìíûé âîäîïðîâîä÷èê, òðóäèëñÿ ñâåðõóðî÷íî -
òîëüêî ÷òîáû ïðîêîðìèòü ñâîþ ñåìüþ!
528
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,200
Àëëî, ìàäàì Áóéå?
Ýòî ìñüå Áðèçáàð.
529
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:58,860
Ñêàæèòå, ó òîãî âîäîïðîâîä÷èêà,
÷òî ó íàñ ðàáîòàë... äà, ó íåãî åñòü äåòè?
530
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,690
Øåñòåðî? Êàòàñòðîôà!
531
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,613
Êàê âû ñêàçàëè -íàøåëñÿ?
Ïîïàë â ïðîáêó?
532
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:12,562
È ñòîèò âîçëå âàñ? Ìàäàì Áóéå, ïîöåëóéòå
åãî îò ìåíÿ, ïîöåëóéòå åãî òðèæäû...
533
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,479
Äà-äà! È âñåõ åãî øåñòåðûõ äåòèøåê...
Î, ìîÿ ñëàâíàÿ ìàäàì Áóéå!
534
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:21,531
Íå, ÿ çäîðîâ, ÷òî âû! Ó ìåíÿ âñå îòëè÷íî.
Äî ñâèäàíèÿ, ìàäàì Áóéå!
535
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,288
Íî âñå æå? Êòî ïîõîðîíåí
ïîä ìîåé ýñòðàäîé?
536
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,966
Ýòî ÿ! Ìñüå Áðèçáàð,
ó ìåíÿ äëÿ Âàñ ñåíñàöèîííûå íîâîñòè.
537
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,190
- Ýòà ñòðàííàÿ ïîñòðîéêà,
÷òî ñòîèò òåïåðü ó âàñ â ñàäó... - Äà?
538
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,850
- Ãðàíäåðîâ îíà òàê âîîäóøåâèëà!
- Ãðàíäåðîâ?
539
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,856
Íó, Ãðàíäåðîâ, ýòèõ. Îíè ãîòîâû íàêèíóòü
åùå äâàäöàòü ìèëëèîíîâ ñâåðõó.
540
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,274
- È ñêîëüêî âñåãî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ?
- 80 ìèëëèîíîâ ôðàíêîâ.
541
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,219
- Ïðîäàíî!
- À êàê æå ìàäàì Áðèçáàð?
542
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,094
Ìàäàì Áðèçáàð?
543
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,003
Ñèëüâè! Åñòü ðàçãîâîð.
544
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,212
Ñåé÷àñ âû óâèäèòå,
êòî ó íàñ â äîìå õîçÿèí.
545
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,320
Ñèëüâè, ñþäà!
546
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,725
ß òîëüêî ÷òî ïðîäàë íàø äîì
çà 80 ìèëëèîíîâ ôðàíêîâ...
547
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,130
...è ýòî íå îáñóæäàåòñÿ - òî÷êà.
548
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,027
Î, äîðîãîé, äà ýòî æå ôàíòàñòèêà!
549
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,363
- Ïîâòîðèì.
- Äà, ìîé äîðîãîé.
550
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,205
- È òû íå âîçðàæàåøü?
- Ïî÷åìó ÿ äîëæíà âîçðàæàòü? ß ñ÷àñòëèâà!
551
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:40,430
Ìèñòåð Ãðàíäåð äàæå âûïèñàë
íà âàøå èìÿ ÷åê íà 20 ìèëëèîíîâ ôðàíêîâ.
552
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:48,557
- Äâàäöàòü ìèëëèîíîâ!
- Ïîéäó ïðèíåñó øàìïàíñêîãî.
553
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,841
- Äâàäöàòü ìèëëèîíîâ ñâåðõó!
- À âñå áëàãîäàðÿ ýñòðàäå.
554
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,368
Ïðèçíàþñü âàì ïî ñåêðåòó,
ýòà ýñòðàäà ìíå ñîâñåì íå íðàâèòñÿ.
555
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,571
Áîëåå òîãî, îíà áåçîáðàçíà.
556
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,596
Îòêðîâåíèå çà îòêðîâåíèå.
Ãðàíäåðàì îíà òîæå íå íðàâèòñÿ.
557
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,569
Îíè íàêèíóëè 20 ìèëëèîíîâ ñïåöèàëüíî,
÷òîáû âû åå ñíåñëè.
558
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,126
Òåïåðü ïîñëóøàéòå. Íóæíî, ÷òîáû âàø ìóæ
îáÿçàòåëüíî ïîäïèñàë âîò ýòîò äîêóìåíò...
559
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,996
...íà ïåðåäà÷ó ïðàâ
âëàäåíèÿ íåäâèæèìîñòüþ.
560
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,414
Êîíå÷íî, êîíå÷íî. Çíàåòå, æèòü â ñåëüñêîé
ãëóøè òàê ñêó÷íî áåç ñîñåäåé.
561
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,511
Àíãåë ìîé, ìàäàì Êðàìóçåëü
íå îñìåëèëàñü ñêàçàòü òåáå âñþ ïðàâäó...
562
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,341
- Ïîñòîéòå, ìîæåò, è íå ñëåäóåò?
- Äà êàêàÿ ðàçíèöà? Äîì-òî óæå ïðîäàí!
563
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,271
- Íó ëàäíî.
- Íàäåþñü, ýòî ÷òî-òî ïðèÿòíîå?
564
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:24,722
Ãðàíäåðû ïëàíèðóþò ñíåñòè
íàøó áåñåäêó, âçîðâàâ åå äèíàìèòîì.
565
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:29,173
- À íà åå ìåñòå îíè óñòàíîâÿò
áîëüøîé áàññåéí. - Äà!
566
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,932
- Äàâàé, ïåé!
- Íå áóäó.
567
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,335
- Ïåé, òåáå íàäî ïîñïàòü!
- Íå áóäó, ìíå íóæíî âñå îáäóìàòü.
568
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,661
Êàê õî÷åøü.
569
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,470
Ñëóøàé, íó ïî÷åìó òåáÿ òàê çàáîòèò,
÷òî Ãðàíäåðû õîòÿò èçáàâèòüñÿ îò áåñåäêè?
570
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,114
Ïîòîìó ÷òî ìåíÿ âîîáùå
ìíîãî ÷åãî çàáîòèò, âîò òàê!
571
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,043
Òî ïðîäàåøü, òî íå ïðîäàåøü!
572
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,487
- Òàê áóäåøü ïèòü èëè íåò?
- Íå áóäó!
573
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,903
Îòëè÷íî. Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è.
574
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,856
Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è, ïòåí÷èê!
575
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,178
Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è, ïòåí÷èê!
576
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,688
Ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è, ïòåí÷èê!
577
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,414
- Áîã â ïîìîùü!
- Ãäå îí?
578
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,708
- Êòî?
- Ðèðè.
579
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,932
Íå çíàþ ÿ íèêàêîãî Ðèðè.
580
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,859
- Ýòî ñëóæàíêà.
- Êóäà òû ñïðÿòàë åãî òðóï?
581
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,035
Òðóï êîãî?
582
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,326
Åñëè íàì è íå òåðïèòñÿ
îòûñêàòü íàøåãî äðóãà Ðèðè...
583
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,926
...òî ëèøü ïîòîìó, ÷òî âìåñòå ñ íèì
ïðîïàë ÷åìîäàí÷èê ñ 42-ìÿ ìèëëèîíàìè...
584
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,025
...ëèøèòüñÿ êîòîðîãî áóäåò î÷åíü äîñàäíî.
585
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,099
Óìà íå ïðèëîæó, ê ÷åìó âû âåäåòå?
586
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,652
Ïðîøëûì âå÷åðîì ìû øëè ïî ñëåäó
ñâîåãî äîðîãîãî ïðèÿòåëÿ -
587
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,994
...ïîíèìàåòå, ê ÷åìó ÿ âåäó?
588
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,622
Ìû âñþ íî÷ü æäàëè,
êîãäà îí âûéäåò èç âàøåãî äîìà.
589
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,378
Âñëåäñòâèå ÷åãî ïðèøëè ê âûâîäó...
590
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,595
...÷òî ïîêèíóòü âàø äîì
åìó òàê è íå áûëî ñóæäåíî.
591
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,365
- Õâàòèò áàçàðèòü, Äþê.
- Ëàäíî, ïðèñòóïàé, Áîëüøîé Ëóè.
592
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,227
Íó òàê ÷òî òû ñäåëàë ñ Ðèðè?
593
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,100
Òóäà!
594
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,454
Î, à âîò è Ðèðè!
595
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,017
- Êðåïêî âöåïèëñÿ.
- Òàùè, òàùè!
596
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,908
Èç íåãî è ïðè æèçíè
äåíüæàò áûëî íå âûòÿíóòü!
597
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,079
Âñå êóïþðû íà ìåñòå!
598
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,049
Ïðîñòèòå, ÷òî îáîøëèñü
ñ âàìè íåó÷òèâî, ìñüå Áðèçáàð!
599
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,548
È ñïàñèáî âàì çà Ðèðè - çà òî,
÷òî îòäàëè åìó âñå ïî÷åñòè âìåñòî íàñ.
600
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,096
- Íî ðàçâå âû åãî íå çàáåðåòå?
- Íàì-òî îí çà÷åì?
601
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,076
À ìíå ÷òî ñ íèì äåëàòü?
Íåãîäÿè! Íåãîäÿè!
602
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,462
Ýòî âàì ïîäàðî÷åê îò íàñ.
603
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,853
Èçáàâè æå ìåíÿ, Ãîñïîäè, èçáàâè ìåíÿ!
604
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:47,817
Ñòàòóÿ! Áîæå, ñïàñèáî òåáå! Ñòàòóÿ!
605
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,620
- Àíòóàí!
- Äà?
606
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,827
- Òû ÷òî, âñþ íî÷ü òóò ïðîñïàë?
- À ÷òî, íåëüçÿ?
607
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,113
Äà íåò, ïðîñòî...
608
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,419
- Ýòî åùå ÷òî?
- ×òî-÷òî, ñêóëüïòóðà!
609
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,802
- Íåò, ÿ ïîíÿëà, íî...
- Íî÷üþ âäîõíîâåíèå ïîñåòèëî.
610
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:43,326
Çäðàâñòâóéòå, áóäüòå äîáðû,
ñâÿæèòå ìåíÿ ñ äîêòîðîì Ïóññåíîì.
611
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,652
- Òû çàáîëåëà?
- Íå ÿ, à òû.
612
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,216
Äà òû ñ óìà ñîøëà!
ß â ïîëíîì ïîðÿäêå. Ïîâåñü òðóáêó!
613
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,799
Ïîâåñü òðóáêó íåìåäëåííî.
ß â ïîðÿäêå, ïîíÿòíî?
614
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,581
ß â ïîëíîì ïîðÿäêå.
615
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,376
Àíòóàí, ÿ î÷åíü áåñïîêîþñü çà òåáÿ.
616
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,821
Ñèëüâè, åñòü êîå-÷òî,
â ÷åì ÿ ïîêà íèêîìó íå ïðèçíàâàëñÿ...
617
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,537
-  ÷åì? - Âñþ ñâîþ æèçíü ÿ ìå÷òàë
ëåïèòü ñêóëüïòóðû, âîò òàê.
618
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,250
- ×òî òû ãîâîðèøü?
- Íó ðàçâå îíà íå ïðåêðàñíà?
619
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,543
- Êòî?
- Ìîÿ ñêóëüïòóðà, åñòåñòâåííî!
620
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,926
- Äà-äà, îíà ïðåêðàñíà.
- Ñåðüåçíî?
621
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,134
- Äà. - Î, ìîÿ ìàëåíüêàÿ Ñèëüâè,
êàêîå ñ÷àñòüå ñëûøàòü ýòî îò òåáÿ!
622
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,725
È ÿ áû î÷åíü õîòåë, ÷òîáû îòíûíå
è íàâñåãäà ýòà ñêóëüïòóðà áûëà ñ íàìè.
623
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,264
Ìû ïîñòàâèì åå â ñïàëüíå
ñâîåãî íîâîãî äîìà.
624
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,153
×òî òû ñîáèðàåøüñÿ äåëàòü?
625
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,623
Äà ÷òî ó òåáÿ çà ìàíèÿ
ïîêàçûâàòü ìåíÿ âðà÷ó?
626
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,640
- Àíòóàí! - ×òî ÿ, â êîíöå êîíöîâ,
íå èìåþ ïðàâà ëåïèòü ñêóëüïòóðû?
627
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,034
- Êîíå÷íî, èìååøü.
- Äî ìåíÿ èõ ÷òî, íèêòî íå ëåïèë?
628
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,928
- Êîíå÷íî, ëåïèë.
- Èõ ëåïÿò âñå, êîìó íå ëåíü.
629
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,448
Êîíå÷íî, âñå.
630
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,045
È ÷òî, òåïåðü íóæíî îáÿçàòåëüíî ïîêàçûâàòü
âðà÷ó êàæäîãî, êòî ëåïèò ñêóëüïòóðû?
631
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,490
Êîíå÷íî, íåò, äîðîãîé!
632
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,479
Ëè÷íî ìíå ìîÿ ñêóëüïòóðà
î÷åíü íðàâèòñÿ. Âîò òàê.
633
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,652
Íó, òåïåðü ñîâñåì äðóãîå äåëî!
634
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,761
Ìèêåëàíäæåëî ìîæíî áûëî ëåïèòü
è Ðîäåíó òîæå.
635
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:51,110
Äà, íî, â îòëè÷èå îò òåáÿ, îíè íå ðàçäàâàëè
áðîäÿãàì çàíàâåñêè äëÿ äóøà.
636
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,862
Çíàåøü, ïîõîæå, ÿ ðàçîáðàëñÿ ñ òâîåé ïüåñîé.
Ýòî íå ìîæåò áûòü ïðîñòûì ñîâïàäåíèåì.
637
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,400
Ïðèçíàéñÿ, ÷òî òâîÿ èñòîðèÿ î øàíòàæå -
ýòî èñòîðèÿ ìñüå Äæî, è òû çíàë îá ýòîì.
638
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,060
- Äà óæ çíàë!
- Îòêóäà? Èç ãàçåò?
639
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,956
Íå ÷èòàë ÿ íè÷åãî!
640
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,954
×òî ýòî çà...
641
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,242
Íó, ýòî... ïîðòðåò ìîåé áàáóøêè
ïî ìàòåðèíñêîé ëèíèè, âîò ÷òî.
642
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,418
Áàáóøêè... È òû ñîáèðàåøüñÿ
îñòàâèòü åå ïîñðåäè ãîñòèíîé?
643
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,645
Äà, ÿ îñòàâëþ åå ïîñðåäè ãîñòèíîé...
644
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,989
...ïîòîìó ÷òî îíà ìíå íðàâèòñÿ,
ýòî ìîÿ áàáóøêà, è âñå!
645
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,377
- Õîðîøî. - Â êîíöå êîíöîâ,
èìåþ ÿ íà ýòî ïðàâî, èëè íåò?
646
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,663
- Äà, êîíå÷íî...
- Ïîéäó îäåíóñü.
647
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,504
Ïðîñòè, ÷òî ÿ ãîâîðèë
ñ òîáîé â òàêîì òîíå...
648
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,892
Äà íå ïåðåæèâàé,
âñå â ïîðÿäêå.
649
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,146
Òû ìíå ëó÷øå âîò ÷òî ñêàæè. ×òî òû
äóìàåøü îáî âñåì ýòîì äåëå ñ ìñüå Äæî?
650
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,860
Äà îáû÷íîå äåëî, íè÷åãî îñîáåííîãî...
651
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,707
...î òàêèõ êàæäûé äåíü â ãàçåòàõ ïèøóò,
÷òîáû ëþäè ñóäà÷èëè, òîëüêî è âñåãî.
652
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,484
Íó, áóäü ýòî îáû÷íûì äåëîì, åãî áû íå îòäàëè
íà ðàññëåäîâàíèå èíñïåêòîðó Äþêðî.
653
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,335
Èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî, òîæå ìíå,
ôèãóðà. Ôèãóðà - äóðà.
654
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,521
Êòî, Äþêðî?
Îò íåãî ïîêà íèêòî íå óøåë.
655
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:44,530
Äà Äþêðî - ýòî ïðîñòî òóøà. Ìÿñî - çäåñü,
ìÿñî - çäåñü, à òóò... íè÷åãî.
656
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,705
Î êîì òû ãîâîðèøü? Î Äþêðî?
Åãî ïîñëóæíîé ñïèñîê î÷åíü âïå÷àòëÿåò.
657
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,347
Íó, ÿ-òî åãî çíàþ ïîëó÷øå, ÷åì òû.
Ìû âìåñòå ó÷èëèñü â øêîëå.
658
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,692
Äà ìû ñ èíñïåêòîðîì Äþêðî
âîîáùå áûëè êîðåøàìè.
659
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,838
- Ïðèâåò, Àíòóàí! Êàê äåëèøêè?
- Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð, âû òàê âíåçàïíû...
660
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,092
-  ÷åì äåëî? Ìû óæå áîëüøå íå íà "òû"?
- Íà "òû".
661
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,928
È ÷òî?
662
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,642
Êàê ïîæèâàåòå?
663
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,470
Êàê ïîæèâàåøüòå?
664
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,273
- Êàê ïîæèâàåøü?
- Íó âîò, ñîâñåì äðóãîå äåëî!
665
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,243
- Ìû çíàêîìû ñ ñàìîãî äåòñòâà! Ìñüå.
- Ìñüå.
666
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,152
- Ìñüå... êàê åãî... - Êîëà.
- Ìýòð... Ìýòð Êîëà.
667
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,129
- Àäâîêàò, èçâåñòíûé àäâîêàò.
- Óæå íàøåë ñåáå àäâîêàòà?
668
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,673
- Ðàä ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ.
- ß òîæå.
669
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:25,123
Èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî. Âû â êóðñå, ÷òî ìîé
êîðåø Àíòóàí ïèøåò äåòåêòèâíóþ ïüåñó?
670
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,108
Ïðîêàçíèê Àíòóàí!
Ïîìíèøü, êàê ìû â äåòñòâå øàëèëè?
671
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,043
- ß çíàþ, êòî óáèë ìñüå Äæî.
- ß òîæå.
672
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,070
×òî çíà÷èò òîæå?
673
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,486
Íó, òû, íó òû ïîìíèøü...
íåò, ÿ â òîì ñìûñëå...
674
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,604
...÷òî... êîãäà ìû åùå â äåòñòâå,
íó... âñå òàêîå...
675
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,670
Êàê íàñ÷åò... íàñ÷åò...
êàê íàñ÷åò âûïèòü?
676
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,670
- ×åãî-íèáóäü âûïèòü?
- ×òî?
677
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,315
- ×åãî âûïèòü? - Ó ìíÿ-ìíÿ íåïëîõîå
ÿáëî÷íîå âèíî òàì â áà-áà-áàðå...
678
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:16,036
- À ýòî åùå ÷òî?
- Ñêàçàë, áàáóøêà åãî.
679
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,924
Ýòî ìîÿ áàáóøêà.
Êîãäà åé áûëî 15 èëè 16.
680
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,066
(áóáíèò) Òîëüêî ìîåé æåíå,
ðàäè áîãà, íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèòå.
681
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,314
×òî?
682
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,248
(áóáíèò) Íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèòå ìîåé æåíå...
683
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,667
Íè÷åãî íå ïîíÿë.
684
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,695
- Ìàäàì Áðèçáàð.
- Ìîå ïî÷òåíèå, ìàäàì.
685
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,713
- Ìñüå èíñïåêòîð Äþêðî, óãîëîâíûé ðîçûñê.
- Óãîëîâíûé? À â ÷åì äåëî?
686
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,200
Íå áåñïîêîéòåñü, ìàäàì, íè÷åãî ñåðüåçíîãî.
ß ïðîñòî ïðîõîäèë ìèìî è ïîäóìàë...
687
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:57,614
...ïî÷åìó áû íå çàéòè è íå ïîçäîðîâàòüñÿ
ñ äðóãîì äåòñòâà, Àíòóàíîì.
688
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,136
- Èçâèíèòå íàñ.
- Ïðîñòèòå.
689
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,470
- Ìíå âñå áîëüøå íå ïî ñåáå.
- Íî ïî÷åìó?
690
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,831
- Èç-çà Àíòóàíà. Òû íè÷åãî íå çàìåòèë?
- Íåò. Íó, ðàçâå ÷òî îí íåìíîãî íåðâíè÷àåò.
691
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:13,302
- Íåìíîãî?
- À òî òû åãî íå çíàåøü - îí âñåãäà òàêèì áûë.
692
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,992
Ñïëîøíîé êîìîê íåðâîâ.
693
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,556
- Î, áîæå, ÷òî ýòî? Ïîñìîòðè íà ýñòðàäó!
- Íî÷üþ áûëà áóðÿ.
694
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,508
Êòî òàì?
695
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,965
Îíà óïàëà!
696
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,558
- Î, ìñüå Òîíåëîòòè, ÷òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
- ß îáåùàë, ÷òî îíà ïðîñòîèò äâåñòè ëåò...
697
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,243
...à îíà íå âûäåðæàëà è äâóõ äíåé!
698
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,782
ß äàë ñëîâî Òîíåëîòòè,
à òåïåðü ÿ îïîçîðåí!
699
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,854
- Íó, áóäåò âàì, óñïîêîéòåñü.
- Îïîçîðåí! - Ïîéäåìòå.
700
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,333
Èäåìòå, ìû íàëüåì âàì íåìíîãî âèíà,
âàì ñðàçó ïîëåã÷àåò.
701
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,344
- Âñåãî äâà äíÿ!
- Ïîéäåìòå, ïîéäåìòå.
702
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,042
Íó âîò, ìû è íà ìåñòå.
Ïðèñàæèâàéòåñü.
703
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,243
Íó âñå, âñå.
704
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,917
Ñîâåòóþ âàì âçÿòüñÿ çà óì,
ìñüå Áðèçáàð. Ïðèñÿäüòå.
705
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:06,834
Íó, çà÷åì æå ÷òî-òî ñêðûâàòü...
îò äðóãà äåòñòâà?
706
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:11,508
Ìýòð Êîëà ïîõâàñòàëñÿ ëè÷íûì çíàêîìñòâîì
ñ îäíèì èçâåñòíûì ÷åëîâåêîì.
707
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,188
Íó, à ÿ â îòâåò ñêàçàë, ÷òî çíàêîì
ñ ÷åëîâåêîì íàìíîãî áîëåå èçâåñòíûì.
708
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,056
- Ñî ìíîé? - Äà.
- Ñïàñèáî. - Âû òàê çíàìåíèòû.
709
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,372
Âåñü ìèð òîëüêî î âàñ è ãîâîðèò...
710
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,526
Âû òàêîé ñòàòíûé, èíñïåêòîð.
Òàêîé óìíûé, òàêîé ýëåãàíòíûé.
711
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,180
Î÷åíü ïðèÿòíî.
712
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:34,205
Êîíå÷íî, ëþäÿì ñ áîãàòûì âîîáðàæåíèåì
ñâîéñòâåííî ïðèóêðàøèâàòü ðåàëüíîñòü.
713
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,923
Òàê.
714
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,888
Ñèäèòå.
715
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:45,176
Ðàç óæ âàì ïî íðàâó âñÿêèå áàéêè,
ïîñìîòðèì, êàê âû îòíåñåòåñü ê òàêîé.
716
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,632
Æèë äà áûë... îäèí óâàæàåìûé ìñüå...
717
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,908
...êîòîðûé ïî íåîñòîðîæíîñòè
ïîïàë â ëàïû îäíîãî íåãîäÿÿ.
718
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,570
Íàçîâåì åãî Äæî - òàê áóäåò ïðîùå.
719
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,403
- Êàê?
- Äæî.
720
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,019
- Ðèðè...
- Êàê?
721
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:09,387
Ðèðè - åùå îäèí íåãîäÿé -
áûë ñîó÷àñòíèêîì Äæî.
722
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:14,792
È ÷àñòî âûìîãàë ó ëþäåé äåíüãè...
â êîïèëêó ñâîåãî äðóæêà.
723
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,404
- Õà? Âîò ýòî äà!
- Óáèâ Äæî...
724
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:24,691
...Ðèðè ïðèñâàèâàåò âñþ âûðó÷êó, à óâèäåâ â åãî
áëîêíîòå çàïèñü î íàçíà÷åííîé âñòðå÷å...
725
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:30,078
...ÿâëÿåòñÿ ê íàøåìó óâàæàåìîìó ìñüå, ÷òîáû
çàáðàòü ó íåãî îáåùàííûå äåíüãè è èñ÷åçíóòü.
726
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:35,165
Ïîñêîëüêó îí áûë âîîðóæåí, íàø ãåðîé
ïóãàåòñÿ, ñòðåëÿåò è óáèâàåò åãî.
727
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,267
Âîò òàê ñëó÷àéíî Ðèðè áûë óáèò âìåñòî Äæî.
728
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,683
À íàøåìó óâàæàåìîìó ìñüå íè÷åãî äðóãîãî
íå îñòàåòñÿ, êðîìå êàê ñïðÿòàòü òðóï...
729
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:53,765
- ...íåäîóìåâàÿ, êîãî æå îí íà ñàìîì äåëå øåïíóë.
- Áðàâî!
730
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,461
Î, áðàâî, èíñïåêòîð!
Òû îáÿçàí ïîáëàãîäàðèòü èíñïåêòîðà...
731
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,368
- ...çà îòëè÷íûé ñþæåò äëÿ ñâîåé íîâîé ïüåñû!
- Ïåðåñòàíü...
732
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,255
Ýòî æå òîò ñàìûé ñþæåò,
êîòîðûé òû òàê äîëãî èñêàë!
733
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,350
È ýòà ðîëü ïðîñòî èäåàëüíî
ïîäõîäèò äëÿ ìåíÿ. Ñåé÷àñ óâèäèòå.
734
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,316
- Ñèëüâè, íåò!
- Äà!
735
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:11,122
Äæî ïðèõîäèò âî ìðàêå íî÷è.
ß ñòðåëÿþ, îí ïàäàåò.
736
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,816
À íàóòðî ÿ óçíàþ,
÷òî óáèëà íåâèíîâíîãî.
737
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,605
Íî êîãî æå ÿ óáèëà, ãîñïîäè ïîìèëóé,
êîãî æå ÿ óáèëà?
738
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,592
Íà÷èíàþ îáçâàíèâàòü âñåõ ñâîèõ äðóçåé
è áëèçêèõ - ñîâñåì, êàê òû íàêàíóíå.
739
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:25,389
Àëëî, Òðóä? Àëëî, Ìàøà? Àëëî, Øîç? À âåäü
íàäî åùå è òðóï êóäà-òî ñïðÿòàòü. È...
740
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,859
- Äà ÷òî ñ íåé?
- ß ñòàíó ïàïîé.
741
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,643
Ïîçäðàâëÿþ! Ïðèíåñèòå åé âîäû.
742
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,117
- Øåô, ÷òî ïðèêàæåòå äåëàòü?
- Îáûùèòå ñàä, îñîáåííî â ðàéîíå ýñòðàäû.
743
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,600
- Èëè òðóï ãäå-òî ñïðÿòàí, èëè ÿ èäèîò.
- Äà, ïàòðîí.
744
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,846
- ×òî?
- ß òîæå òàê äóìàþ.
745
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,496
- ×òî ìû íà âåðíîì ïóòè.
- Õîðîøî.
746
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,846
- Ïåé, ïåé, ïåé, äàâàé.
- Íó è êîãäà æå?
747
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,053
- ×òî êîãäà?
- Êîãäà ðåáåíîê?
748
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,878
Îòêóäà ÿ çíàþ? ×åðåç øåñòü ìåñÿöåâ,
âîñåìü èëè äâåíàäöàòü.
749
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,253
- Êóäà òîðîïèòüñÿ? Ïåé.
- ß ñåé÷àñ ïðèäó.
750
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,047
Èçâèíèòå.
751
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,102
À, ìñüå Áðèçáàð, ìñüå Áðèçáàð, Ãðàíäåðû
óæå çäåñü. Òàê âû ïðîäàåòå äîì èëè íåò?
752
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,668
Äà, ïóñòü ïîêóïàþò,
áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé.
753
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,963
- ×òî ñ âàìè?
- ×òî ýòî òàêîå?
754
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,081
Ýòî ìîÿ áàáóøêà
ïî ìàòåðèíñêîé ëèíèè, âîò ÷òî.
755
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,574
- È ÷üÿ æå ýòî ðàáîòà?
- Ìîÿ!
756
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:47,285
Òóàòóàí, íó ïî÷åìó
òû âñå ñêðûë îò ìåíÿ?
757
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,988
- Ñëóøàé, ÿ òåáå âî âñåì ïðèçíàþñü.
- Ñëóøàþ.
758
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,528
- Íè÷åãî íåò, ïàòðîí.
- Íó, òîãäà âûõîäèò, ÷òî ÿ èäèîò.
759
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,250
Âñå ÿñíî.
760
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,628
Âîò òàê.
761
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,467
Ìîé äîðîãîé...
Òû ïîøåë íà ýòî èç-çà ëþáâè êî ìíå?
762
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,016
Îòíûíå ìû áóäåì äåéñòâîâàòü ñîîáùà.
763
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,880
Òû óâèäèøü, ÿ íå äðîãíó.
764
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,276
ß íå ïîìåøàë?
765
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,614
Ìíå íóæíî ïîãîâîðèòü
ñ âàøèì ìóæåì. Ïîçâîëèòå?
766
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,758
Ïðîõîäèòå, ïðîõîäèòå. Ïðîøó îáðàòèòü âàøå
âíèìàíèå, íàñêîëüêî ýòîò äîì î÷àðîâàòåëåí.
767
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:43,248
Ýòî - ñòîëîâàÿ, êîòîðàÿ
ñîîáùàåòñÿ ñ ãîñòèíîé.
768
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,589
Âû óâèäèòå, íàñêîëüêî çäåñü óþòíî.
769
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,520
- Íó è æàðèùà!
- À ïî-ìîåìó, âñå-òàêè âåñüìà ñâåæî.
770
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,368
À ýòî âîò áàáóøêà ìñüå Áðèçáàðà.
771
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,653
Ïîçíàêîìüòåñü
ñ åãî î÷àðîâàòåëüíîé ñóïðóãîé.
772
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,943
- Ðàä ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ.
- Ìèñòåð Ãðàíäåð.
773
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,891
Äîðîãàÿ! ß çäåñü, çäåñü!
774
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,396
- Òàê äóøíî, ÷òî ðåøèëà ñêèíóòü áëóçêó.
- Íó õâàòèò, èãðû çàêîí÷èëèñü.
775
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,538
Âû ïîìîãëè ñâîåìó ìóæó
ñïðÿòàòü òðóï, ïðèçíàéòåñü.
776
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,153
- Êàêîé òðóï?
- Ñëóøàéòå, âû äâîå, íó õâàòèò óæå?
777
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:16,322
- Âû ÷òî, ðàñòâîðèëè åãî â ñåðíîé êèñëîòå?
- À ÷òî, è òàê ìîæíî?
778
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,348
- Ëàäíî, ñìåíèì ïëàñòèíêó. Ïëþìðåëü!
- Øåô?
779
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,265
- Íàéäè ìíå Àíäðèå!
- Àíäðèå!!!
780
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,054
- Âûçûâàëè, øåô?
- Ïëþìðåëÿ ñþäà.
781
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,804
- Ïëþìðåëü!
- Àíäðèå!
782
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,280
- Ìû çäåñü, øåô!
- Îòëè÷íî.
783
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,947
- Âîäîïðîâîä÷èê, ìàäàì.
- Õîðîøî, ïðîâîäè åãî â íàøó âàííóþ.
784
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,098
Ñëåäóéòå çà ìíîé.
785
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:49,342
Êàê âèäèòå, çäåñü î÷åíü óþòíî,
òèõî è ïðîñòîðíî.
786
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,073
À ñåé÷àñ ïîçâîëüòå ìíå
ïîêàçàòü âàì êóõíþ.
787
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,417
Ñèëüâè! Ñèëüâè!
788
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,330
Ìîÿ äîðîãàÿ, òâîé ìóæ
äî ñèõ ïîð íå âåðíóëñÿ ê òåáå?
789
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,175
- Íåò.
- Ñåé÷àñ èì íåìíîæêî íå äî íàñ. Ïîéäåì.
790
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,725
Äà ýòî äóðäîì êàêîé-òî!
791
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,408
Ìàäàì Áðèçáàð,
âû æå óáåðåòå îñòàòêè áåñåäêè...
792
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,941
...íå òàê ëè, ìàäàì Áðèçáàð?
- Äà-äà.
793
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,407
Õîðîøî. Ïîñìîòðèòå, ïîæàëóéñòà, ñþäà,
çäåñü ïîñìîòðèòå...
794
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,832
Ìû íàéäåì òðóï. Ìû îáûùåì âåñü äîì
îò ÷åðäàêà äî ïîäâàëà, ìû íàéäåì òðóï!
795
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:19,578
- À íå íàéäåì, ÿ ëè÷íî ïðèíåñó âàì
ñâîè èçâèíåíèÿ, èäåò? - Íå ñòîèò!
796
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,983
Íà÷èíàåì òåðÿòü ñàìîîáëàäàíèå?
797
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,647
Åñòü êòî äîìà?
Ïîñûëêà! Åñòü êòî äîìà?
798
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,463
Ìñüå... Ïîñûëêà ïîñûëêà
äëÿ ìàäàì Áðèçáàð.
799
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,746
Òóàòóàí, íå âðåìÿ ðàñïóñêàòü íþíè.
800
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,405
- Ïîäîæäè ìåíÿ çäåñü. - Íåò!
- Æäè ìåíÿ çäåñü! - Íåò!
801
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,432
- Áóäü äîáð, ïîäîæäè ìåíÿ çäåñü!
- Íåò, ÿ íå õî÷ó! ß íå õî÷ó!
802
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,552
- Äàâàé, ïîìîãè ìíå.
- ×òî? - Ïîìîãè ìíå!
803
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,768
Ïîìîãè, êîìó ãîâîðþ?
Òóàòóàí! Âûëåçàé!
804
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:39,222
Òóàòóàí, ìèëåíüêèé, îäíîé ìíå
íå ñïðàâèòüñÿ, ïîíèìàåøü?
805
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,219
Äàâàé-äàâàé!
806
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,222
Ïîìîãàé.
Âñå ýòî íóæíî óáðàòü.
807
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,900
Äàâàé, ðàç, äâà, òðè.
808
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,723
- Òÿíè íà ñåáÿ, íà ñåáÿ òÿíè.
- Îí òÿæåëûé!
809
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:03,245
Íåò, íàîáîðîò. Íàîáîðîò.
810
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,011
- Íå ìîãó, óñòàë. - Ðàçâîðà÷èâàé!
- Óñòàë! - Ðàçâîðà÷èâàé!
811
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,669
- Òóàòóàí, Òóàòóàí, òû óøèáñÿ, ìèëåíüêèé?
- Äà!
812
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,004
Íå ïîìåùàåòñÿ.
813
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,117
- (áóáíèò) Ðàñïèëèì åãî, ðàñïèëèì, ðàñïèëèì...
- Íåò.
814
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,338
Çàñîâûâàé íîãè. Çàñîâûâàé íîãè!
815
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,077
Äà íå ñâîè!
816
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,502
Êàêîé òÿæåëûé!
817
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,176
(áóáíèò) ß ïàëü÷èêè óøèá, ïàëü÷èêè...
818
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:43,706
- ×åðò, ãîëîâà. Ñíèìàé ðóáàøêó.
- Íå õî÷ó, íå áóäó!
819
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,813
- Ñíèìàé ðóáàøêó, êîìó ãîâîðþ.
- Íå áóäó!
820
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:50,982
- Äà ñêîëüêî æå ó òåáÿ òóò ïóãîâèö!
- Íåò!
821
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,708
- Î, íåò, íåò, íåò!
- Íå âðåìÿ íûòü! - ß íå íîþ!
822
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,051
Âû òîëüêî ÷òî îñìîòðåëè êîìíàòó...
823
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:04,624
- Ñêîðåå, çà ìíîé. Òóäà... òóäà...
- Â çàë!
824
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:14,314
Àíòóàí? Àíòóàí, èäè ñþäà!
Äåëàåì òàê.
825
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,153
Ñëóøàé. Âîò òàê. Ïîíÿë?
826
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,898
Òÿíè... Òÿíè!
827
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,368
Òîëêàé!
828
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,442
Òåïåðü â ñïàëüíþ.
829
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,276
Áåç ïèëû íèêàê!
830
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,216
Ïðèíåñè ïèëó. Áûñòðî!
831
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,326
- Ñòîéòå! Ñòîéòå! Ïðà÷å÷íàÿ çàêðûòà.
- À ÿ ÷òî ìîãó ñäåëàòü?
832
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,971
- Êàê ÷òî? Êëþ÷è äàéòå!
- Êëþ÷è... êëþ÷è... Íà êóõíå!
833
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,907
- À ÷òî ñ âàøåé áàáóøêîé?
- Ïîìåðëà.
834
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,436
Àíòóàí... Àíòóàí! Àíòóàí!
835
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,884
- Ñêîðåé... - Íåò!
- Íóæíî ïåðåîäåòüñÿ. - Íåò!!!
836
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,961
- Íóæíî îäåòüñÿ!
- Íå ìîãó!
837
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,988
- Ñêîðåå, îäåâàéñÿ! Îäåâàéñÿ.
- ×òî ýòî?
838
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,683
Íó-íó-íó!
Àíòóàí, íå ðàñïóñêàé íþíè!
839
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,867
Óáåðèòå! Óáåðèòå îò íåå ðóêè!
Ñåñèëü, ïîæàëóéñòà, âåðíèñü êî ìíå!
840
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,197
À, âîò îí!
841
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:27,128
Àíäðèå...
842
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,448
Íó?
843
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,337
Î, íåò... ×òî ýòî? ×òî ýòî?
844
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,397
Çâîíÿò. Ïîéäè, ïîéäè
îòêðîé äâåðü! Îòêðîé äâåðü!
845
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,678
- Ìñüå?
- Äîáðûé äåíü, ìñüå! - ×òî òàêîå?
846
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,564
- Ïðåêðàñíûé äåíü, ïðàâäà? - Êóäà âû?
- Ïîçâîëüòå. - Êóäà âû ïðåòå?
847
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,546
ß çíàþ, êàêîâî ýòî - âðûâàòüñÿ ê ëþäÿì
áåç ïðèãëàøåíèÿ, íî ìîæåòå íå îïàñàòüñÿ:
848
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,124
...ÿ ÷àñòî ïðèõîæó
â äîìà ê ëþäÿì äëÿ òîãî...
849
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,968
...÷òîáû ïðîäåìîíñòðèðîâàòü èì
íîâåéøèå ðàçðàáîòêè.
850
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,856
Ïðåæäå ÿ áûë ãîññëóæàùèì, à òåïåðü
çàíèìàþñü ðåêëàìîé òîâàðîâ íà äîìó.
851
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:16,702
 ýòîì äåëå ÿ ïðåóñïåë: ìîæåòå íå ñîìíåâàòüñÿ,
âû íå óñòîèòå è êóïèòå ýòîò òîâàð.
852
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,642
- Àíòóàí!!!
- Äà!
853
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,278
- ß âàñ íå îòâëåêàþ?
- Óâû, îòâëåêàåòå!
854
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:23,471
ß îòíèìó ëèøü íåñêîëüêî ñåêóíä âàøåãî
äðàãîöåííîãî âðåìåíè: âû è ãëàçàì íå ïîâåðèòå.
855
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,631
- Àíòóàí!!!!
- Âîò òàê.
856
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:27,686
Ñåé÷àñ ÿ ïîäîæãó ýòî ïÿòíî...
857
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,320
...è ïîòóøó åãî íà âàøèõ ãëàçàõ
íàøèì îãíåòóøèòåëåì. - Àíòóàí!
858
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,940
Èäó!!!
859
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,563
Íå âîëíóéòåñü, âñå èäåò ïî ïëàíó!
860
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,091
-  ÷åì äåëî?
- Îòêðîé ÷àñû. ×àñû! - Äà.
861
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:40,883
- Ñêîðåå!
- Äà. Íå îòêðûâàþòñÿ.
862
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,323
Áûñòðåå! Óìîëÿþ áûñòðåå!
Äåðíè õîðîøåíüêî.
863
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:54,992
Îé-îé-îé-îé-îé! Ïîæàð!
Ïîæàð! Ïîæàð! Ïîæàð!
864
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:00,068
 ÷åì äåëî? ×òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
×òî âû çäåñü äåëàåòå?
865
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:05,859
Âîäû! Âîäû! Êòî-íèáóäü, ïðèíåñèòå âîäû!
Ñêîðåå, ïðèíåñèòå âîäû! Âîäû! Âîäû!
866
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:23,458
Ïðåäñòàâëÿþ, êàêîé óñïåõ
æäåò íîâóþ ïüåñó ìñüå!
867
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:31,061
- Èçáàâüòå ìåíÿ îò ýòîãî êëîóíà.
- Óáèðàéòåñü!
868
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,952
Èíñïåêòîð, èíñïåêòîð,
èäèòå çà ìíîé, èíñïåêòîð.
869
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,923
Ñáåãàþ çà îòâåðòêîé.
870
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,006
Äàâàéòå, ÿ âàì ïîìîãó.
Ïðîøó âàñ. Âñå â ïîðÿäêå?
871
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,323
- Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî!
- Íå çà ÷òî.
872
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,610
- Áðèçáàð!
- Ìèíóòî÷êó. Óàí ìèíóòî÷êó!
873
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:54,889
Áðèçáàð! Áðèçáàð! Ãäå âû,
÷åðò âàñ äåðè? Ãäå âàø ìóæ?
874
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,808
Ìîæåò, êóäà-òî âûøåë?
875
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:10,581
- Êàê ýòî ó íåãî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ?
- Ôåÿ ïîöåëîâàëà åãî â òåìå÷êî â äåòñòâå.
876
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:14,684
Äà? À ìîæåò, äüÿâîë? Âîò ÷òî, äîðîãàÿ,
õâàòèò ìîðî÷èòü ìíå ãîëîâó.
877
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,460
ß âñå âèæó!
878
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,153
Ïëþìðåëü! Àíäðèå!
Ïëþìðåëü! Àíäðèå!
879
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,419
Êàæåòñÿ, âàñ èùåò
âàøà ñóïðóãà. Âàøà æåíà!
880
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,365
- Ìîÿ æåíà?
- Äà. - Õîðîøî.
881
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,517
- Îòâåðòêó íàøåë.
- Ñëàâà áîãó!
882
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:42,295
Íå æåëàåòå îñìîòðåòü
åùå è âèííûé ïîãðåá?
883
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,643
Òàêîå îùóùåíèå,
÷òî ýòî îí è åñòü.
884
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,844
Âû íå âèäåëè øåôà? Èíñïåêòîðà
Äþêðî? Ñðî÷íî íóæåí.
885
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,688
- Îí â ïðà÷å÷íîé.
- Äà, â ïðà÷å÷íîé.
886
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,483
Ñïàñèáî.
887
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,006
- ß åå, ïîæàëóé, ïðîâîæó. Äî âñòðå÷è!
- Ñïàñèáî, ó âàñ î÷åíü âåñåëî!
888
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:17,488
- Ìñüå! Ìû óõîäèì!
- Âñå, èäèòå, èäèòå!
889
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,800
Èäèòå! Èäèòå... Èäèòå! Èäèòå!
890
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,953
Ìîÿ ñóïðóãà!
891
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,412
Ñåñèëü! Âåðíèñü!
892
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,241
Ïîñïåøèì.
Âåðíåìñÿ ñþäà ÷óòü ïîçæå.
893
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,828
Ãîòîâ ïîñïîðèòü,
÷òî ýòî òðóï íå Ðèðè. Ïîåõàëè!
894
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,675
Êîãäà îêàæåìñÿ â îòêðûòîì ìîðå,
âûáðîñèì â èëëþìèíàòîð.
895
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,733
Âîò óâèäèøü, ýòî áóäåò íåçàáûâàåìûé
êðóèç äëÿ äâîèõ âëþáëåííûõ ñåðäåö!
896
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,744
Êàþñü, ÿ íå æåëàë ýòîãî, íå æåëàë!
897
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,093
Àíòóàí, íàäåþñü, òû ñîæàëååøü
íå î íàøåì ðîìàíòè÷åñêîì ïóòåøåñòâèè?
898
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,649
×òî òû, êàê òû ìîãëà ïîäóìàòü!
899
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,932
Ïðîñòî óìà íå ïðèëîæó,
êàê ìû âïèõíåì ýòî â áàãàæíèê.
900
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:47,384
Íó, òû ïîêà ïîäóìàé, à ÿ òåì âðåìåíåì
ïîçâîíþ â òóðàãåíòñòâî.
901
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,679
Êóäà? Äà ÿ è íå çíàþ, êóäà. Íà Òàèòè...
902
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:56,779
Íà Òàèòè íè÷åãî íåò
â áëèæàéøèå òðè íåäåëè.
903
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,108
Äà îí ñòîëüêî íå âûäåðæèò.
904
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,236
Íà çàâòðà èëè ïîñëåçàâòðà - êðàéíèé ñðîê.
905
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,233
Äî Ñèíãàïóðà ïîñëåçàâòðà? Îòëè÷íî!
906
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:10,796
Ñêàæèòå, à êàêîãî ðàçìåðà îêíà â êàþòàõ?
907
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:15,134
- Ñîðîê ñàíòèìåòðîâ ïîäîéäåò?
- Â âûñîòó èëè â øèðèíó?
908
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,271
- Â âûñîòó, íàâåðíîå.
- Ïÿòüäåñÿò ñàíòèìåòðîâ ìèíèìóì. Ìèíèìóì!
909
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,350
Ïîíÿëà, ïÿòüäåñÿò.
910
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:28,301
Ïîæàëóéñòà, î÷åíü íóæíû îêíà îò ïÿòèäåñÿòè
ñàíòèìåòðîâ. Ó âàñ æå åñòü, ÿ çíàþ!
911
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,854
Ãäå âàø ìóæ?
912
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,321
Ïðèñàæèâàéòåñü, ïîæàëóéñòà.
Ïîéäó ïîèùó åãî.
913
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,349
Íàéäèòå åãî.
914
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,236
Íî ÷òî âàì åùå íóæíî îò íàñ?
È, êðîìå òîãî, ó âàñ åñòü îðäåð íà îáûñê?
915
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,003
Òåïåðü åñòü!
916
01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,807
- Ïóòåøåñòâîâàòü íàìûëèëèñü?
×åìîäàí÷èêè ñîáèðàåì? - Äà...
917
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,532
- ×òî âíóòðè?
- Äà íè÷åãî.
918
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,040
Ê òîìó æå, êëþ÷ ïîòåðÿëñÿ.
Ìóæ ïîøåë åãî èñêàòü è...
919
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,174
ßñíî. Ý, íî-íî-íî-íî-íî!
920
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,762
Îí çäåñü, øåô!
921
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,884
- ×òî âû äåëàåòå â ñóíäóêå?
- Ïèøó ïüåñó.
922
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:18,555
- Òàê, à ñ íåé ÷òî?
- Íó, íàâåðíîå, ðåáåíîê.
923
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,894
Íåëüçÿ åé âîëíîâàòüñÿ, èíñïåêòîð, ïîíèìàåòå?
924
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,432
- È ïîýòîìó âû çàëåçëè â ñóíäóê?
- Äà.
925
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,958
Ñëóøàéòå, âû äâîå,
õâàòèò ëîìàòü êîìåäèþ!
926
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,603
Ìû îáíàðóæèëè Áîëüøîãî Ëóè
â äåñÿòè êèëîìåòðàõ îòñþäà...
927
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:28,540
...ñ ïðîñòðåëåííîé ãîëîâîé.
- Íî ýòîò ìñüå íàì íåçíàêîì!
928
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,802
Ýòî îçíà÷àåò, ÷òî Ðèðè ñâåë ñ÷åòû
ñ íèì äî òîãî, êàê ÿâèòüñÿ ê âàì.
929
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,063
È ÷òî, áóäåòå óòâåðæäàòü,
÷òî íèêîãäà íå âèäåëè Ðèðè?
930
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,150
Áîæå ìèëîñòèâûé, ñæàëüòåñü
íàä íåñ÷àñòíûì èíñïåêòîðîì, îòåö ìîé!
931
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,930
Òî åñòü, ñæàëüòåñü íàä
íåñ÷àñòíûì îòöîì, èíñïåêòîð ìîé.
932
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,432
Òàê ìû íè÷åãî íå äîáüåìñÿ.
933
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,119
Ïëþìðåëü, îñìîòðèòå âñå ýòàæè,
Àíäðèå - îáûùèòå ìàøèíó...
934
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,422
...âäðóã ÷òî íàéäåòå, à ÿ íà÷íó ñ ïîäâàëà.
935
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,062
- Âû ñåãîäíÿ ðàçæèãàëè êàìèí?
- Äà íó, âû ÷òî! À âäðóã âñòàâíûå çóáû?
936
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,867
- Íå ïîíÿë?
- Âû ïðÿìî êàê ó ñåáÿ äîìà çäåñü.
937
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,336
Äà, ïðåäñòàâüòå ñåáå!
938
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,686
Òåðïè, ëþáîâü ìîÿ, òåðïè.
939
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,086
Åãî íóæíî âûíåñòè îòñþäà
âî ÷òî áû òî íè ñòàëî.
940
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,109
ß íå ìîãó áîëüøå.
941
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,503
Íåò-íåò, íå ñåé÷àñ,
ïîòîì áóäåøü òåðÿòü ñîçíàíèå, ïîòîì.
942
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,520
Íå ìîãó!
943
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:08,457
Ñëóøàé, äàâàé. Äàâàé-äàâàé,
ìîÿ õîðîøàÿ, äàâàé.
944
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,573
Íóæíî âûíåñòè åãî. Äàâàé.
945
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:28,355
- À ÷òî âû íà ìåíÿ òàê ñìîòðèòå?
- Íèêîãäà íå êëàäèòå ãîð÷èöó íà ñàëÿìè.
946
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,060
Ýòî ïðåñòóïëåíèå.
947
01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:33,749
- Êëþ÷!
- Ñáåãàþ ïîèùó.
948
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:40,744
Íó ÷òî, ãîëóá÷èê, êàê òåáå òåïåðü,
óäîáíî?  ÷àñàõ, ïîäè, õóæå áûëî?
949
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:44,927
Äîâîëüíî ãëóïîñòåé!
Áåäíÿãà Ðèðè íå ïîäîçðåâàë...
950
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,934
- ...÷òî ñâîè æå äðóæêè åãî è ïðèêîí÷àò.
Âûëåçàéòå! - Îí íå ìîæåò!
951
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,655
Âûëåçàéòå, Áðèçáàð, êîìó ãîâîðþ!
952
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,682
Øåô, çâîíÿò èç æàíäàðìåðèè.
Ïðîñÿò âàñ.
953
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:59,483
Ôóðãîí÷èê Òîíåëîòòè ñòîèò
çà ñàäîâîé îãðàäîé. Âçÿëè! Ñêîðåé!
954
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,746
Äà.
955
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,348
Ïîíÿë, æäèòå, ñåé÷àñ ïðèåäó.
956
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:11,475
Êàêèå íîâîñòè?
957
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,785
 òðèäöàòè êèëîìåòðàõ îòñþäà íàøëè Äþêà.
Åãî ìàøèíà âðåçàëàñü â äåðåâî.
958
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,223
Âíóòðè îêàçàëñÿ ïîðòôåëü Ðèðè
ñ 42-ìÿ ìèëëèîíàìè ôðàíêîâ.
959
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,175
- Øåô, ÿ äóìàþ...
- À âû íå äóìàéòå è ìíå íå ìåøàéòå.
960
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,435
Äàâàé...
961
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,808
Áðèçáàð!
962
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,043
Ïîäîéäèòå ñþäà.
963
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,304
Ïðèíîøó âàì ñâîè èçâèíåíèÿ.
964
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,414
Îêàçûâàåòñÿ, êëàññè÷åñêîå ñâåäåíèå
ñ÷åòîâ ìåæäó ïðåñòóïíèêàìè.
965
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:34,326
Îíè ïîäæèäàëè Ðèðè çäåñü ó âàñ,
à ïîñëå ñàìûé õèòðûé ñáåæàë ñ äîáû÷åé.
966
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:37,528
À ÷òî äî òðóïà Ðèðè,
ïðèäåòñÿ åùå ðàç êàê ñëåäóåò îáûñêàòü...
967
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:40,318
...ðàéîí âîêðóã ìåñòà àâàðèè -
êàê-íèêàê, ïðîôåññèîíàë ðàáîòàë.
968
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,528
- Òàêîå òîëüêî ïðîôåññèîíàëó ïîä ñèëó.
- Äà óæ.
969
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,609
Èçâèíèòå åùå ðàç çà áåñïîêîéñòâî.
970
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:49,496
Åñëè âäðóã ïîíàäîáÿòñÿ ìîè óñëóãè,
ìåíÿ ëåãêî íàéòè ïî òåëåôîíó: çâîíèòå 17.
971
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,891
- Ïî÷åìó? 14.
- 14 - ýòî ïî÷òà.
972
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,922
- À ïîæàðíàÿ?
- Ïîæàðíàÿ - 18.
973
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:57,725
À ñïðàâî÷íàÿ, ê âàøåìó ñâåäåíèþ, 12.
Äî ñâèäàíèÿ.
974
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,085
Íó âîò, à òû óæå ïî÷òè îò÷àÿëñÿ!
975
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,697
À êàê æå Òîíåëîòòè? Ñóíäóê!
976
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:27,601
Ìîé ñóíäóê! Ìñüå Òîíåëîòòè,
ãäå ìîé ñóíäóê? Ìîé ñóíäóê! Îòäàéòå!
977
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:33,660
- Àíòóàí! - Ñóíäóê! Äà, ñóíäóê!
- Îñòàâü åãî, ñëûøèøü! Àíòóàí!
978
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,210
- Ãäå ìîé ñóíäóê?
- Îñòàíîâèñü!
979
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:53,227
- Âîò ïîäëåöû! ×òî òâîðÿò!
- Îñòàâü ìíå, ÿ ñàìà ðàçáåðóñü!
980
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,081
Âû ÷òî, â ñàìîì äåëå
íå æåëàåòå ïî ðþìî÷êå?
981
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,553
Íåò, ñïàñèáî, ìàäàì.
Ïðè èñïîëíåíèè, óâû.
982
01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:02,001
- Êàêàÿ æàëîñòü!
- Äà óæ...
983
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,155
- Ìñüå Áðèçáàð. - Äà.
- Ìàäàì Áðèçáàð. - Äà.
984
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:11,384
- Ýòîò ñóíäóê - îí âåäü âàø?
- Íåò, íåò, íåò!
985
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,151
Äà íåò æå, âàø, âàø!
Ïîéäåìòå, óáåäèòåñü ñàìè.
986
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,900
- Íå ìîæåò áûòü! Íåò!
- Âîò çäåñü.
987
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:18,884
Ïîãëÿäèòå. Äîëæåí áûòü âàø.
Òóò íàïèñàíî âàøå èìÿ, âîò çäåñü.
988
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,387
À, íó òîãäà... òîãäà - äà.
989
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:22,595
Îí âàëÿëñÿ...
ëåæàë ïðÿìî íà ïðîåçæåé ÷àñòè...
990
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,733
...è ìû èçúÿâèëè æåëàíèå âàì åãî âåðíóòü.
991
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:28,777
- Âîò è äîâåðÿé òåïåðü òðàíñïîðòíîé ñëóæáå!
- È íå ãîâîðèòå, ìàäàì.
992
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:33,731
×òî æ, ðàä áûë âàì óñëóæèòü,
äîðîãàÿ ìàäàì. Ìîå ïî÷òåíèå.
993
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:39,103
Âîîáùå-òî ÿ âàø áîëüøîé ïîêëîííèê.
Áîëüøîé öåíèòåëü âàøåãî òàëàíòà.
994
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,686
Íî, ê ñîæàëåíèþ,
òàê ðåäêî áûâàþ â òåàòðå.
995
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,887
Áèëåòû òàêèå äîðîãèå.
996
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,100
Îòíûíå äëÿ âàñ áóäåò çàðåçåðâèðîâàíî
îòäåëüíîå ìåñòî íà âñå ìîè ñïåêòàêëè.
997
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,831
Ìàäàì... Ìàäàì...
998
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,387
- Íó òàê ÷òî, øåô?
- Óõîäèì.
999
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:06,856
Õîðîøî, øåô.
1000
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,000
Íàêîíåö-òî ÿ ìîãó ïîéòè íà ðåïåòèöèþ.
1001
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:18,231
Íî ñ íèì-òî, êîòîðûé âíóòðè,
ñ íèì-òî êàê áûòü?
1002
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:22,665
Ó òåáÿ åùå åñòü âðåìÿ ïîäóìàòü.
Ñ òâîèì-òî âîîáðàæåíèåì!
1003
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:13,166
Áðèçáàð! Áðèçáàð! Áðèçáàð!
1004
01:20:14,305 --> 01:21:14,301
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