"Monkie Kid" Smartie Kid

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:43,375 Are we sure we're going in the right direction? 3 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,542 Not a clue. All Monkey King said to do was head west, so. 4 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:50,958 How did anyone ever get anywhere using these? 5 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,417 Yo, blue thing, 6 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,417 You wanna crank up that AC, brother? 7 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,792 Hey, little help up front, Monkey King? 8 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,958 Hey! I know you can hear me! 9 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:03,042 No, I can't. 10 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,375 Mei, Monkey King needs to recharge 11 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,042 after his fight with Ne Zha. 12 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:10,917 He's in no state to waste his time on mere mortals, 13 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,792 especially now I don't have my powers. 14 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:14,583 He told you that? 15 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:17,125 We have a very honest relationship, Pigsy. 16 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,292 Besides, that kind of mystic monkey mediation 17 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,750 requires complete focus, apparently. 18 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,542 Come on, gang, don't be so glum! 19 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:28,583 Roll down that window, a little fresh air never hurt-- 20 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:30,625 That's so much worse! 21 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:35,083 Kid, you know there is more to you 22 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:36,750 than just your powers, right? 23 00:01:36,833 --> 00:01:39,792 Exactly! I've accepted that until I get my staff back, 24 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,583 I'm not gonna be The Strong One anymore. 25 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,292 Which is why I'm gonna be... 26 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,458 The Smart One! 27 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,417 -Excuse me? -What? 28 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,125 Oh, MK. 29 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,958 A squared plus B squared equals C squared! 30 00:01:53,042 --> 00:01:55,542 That's a triangle, boy. 31 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:57,500 Right... 32 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,833 So, how does this map work exactly? 33 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:02,333 How does it know where to find the three Rings of Samadhi? 34 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,250 This sounds like a job for Smartie Kid! 35 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:13,542 I mean, I guess that symbol kind of looks like that one? 36 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,792 What, those smudgy looking things? 37 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,250 Yes, right? 38 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,333 It's the, you know, the fiery looking one? 39 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:22,792 Not to rush anyone, but how far to the next pit stop? 40 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,625 This desert's going on forever! 41 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:28,000 Well, if this map is up-to-date, 42 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:31,667 then it looks like we're pretty close to... 43 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,250 Something? 44 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:37,000 It's fine, guys. Right, Sandy? 45 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:38,833 Of course, yeah. It-- 46 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:45,917 I mean, no. 47 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:56,875 So, how is meditating going to help him recharge 48 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,458 or whatever he's doing? 49 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:01,042 I don't know. He was a little sketchy on the details. 50 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:03,500 Sometimes to find what we've lost, 51 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,583 we need to begin where we started, 52 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,167 look within ourselves. 53 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:10,125 So, I'm gonna do just that and go into some deep meditation. 54 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,583 Wake me up some time in the next... 55 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,167 I don't know, hundred years, 'kay? Bye-ee! 56 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:17,583 Wait, what? 57 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:23,042 H2-OMG, you guys! Is that... 58 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,292 Water! 59 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,167 Excuse me, 60 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,875 but you'll have to pay for that. 61 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:53,292 But we're really, really thirsty! 62 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,667 Please, Fish Man, won't you show us some mercy? 63 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,750 Oh, you're thirsty? 64 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,792 Well, then, why didn't you just say so? 65 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:03,792 Go ahead and help yourself! 66 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,750 OK, well... 67 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,250 Maybe we can buy something else. Something that could get us 68 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,708 across this desert faster, for instance? 69 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:17,042 Yeah! What can I get for... this many? 70 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:22,000 That'll get you nothing like this. 71 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:26,375 It's beautiful! 72 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,417 Oh, but we could never afford something like that! 73 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,542 I bet it costs, like, a bajillion moneys. 74 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,458 Well, you could always win the engine. 75 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,833 "Win"? 76 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,500 But, of course! 77 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:46,958 Welcome to Desert Deal of the Day, 78 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:50,375 with me, your host, The Goldfish Demon! 79 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,042 The rules, they are simple. 80 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:58,375 You put up something of value in order to win something of value. 81 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:01,042 Win the game, get the prize! 82 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,875 We just have to win one game 83 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,750 and the sparkly, cool-looking engine thingy is ours? 84 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,333 You got it, tiger! 85 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,167 Team huddle! 86 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,042 All right, we got this! 87 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:14,167 We've battled demons and spiders and bulls. 88 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,667 A game show ain't nothing. 89 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,917 Plus with my new-found smart-boy brain, 90 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,792 this should be piece of cake! 91 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:22,833 I mean, what do we have to lose? 92 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,125 What do we have to lose? 93 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,833 Hey. What happens if we lose? 94 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,667 Oh, that's simple really! 95 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,292 Winner takes all! 96 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,542 Anything you wager is forfeit should you lose! 97 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:37,250 Yeah, all right. 98 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:39,125 OK! So, what are we wagering? 99 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:43,333 Remember, it has to be something of equal-equal value-value! 100 00:05:43,417 --> 00:05:45,458 Equal value? Like what? 101 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:49,250 All right! We're ready to play! 102 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,708 MK? I have second thoughts. 103 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:55,375 Sorry, Goldfish Man, we need to strategize a little bit-- 104 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:56,792 Wager accepted! 105 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:59,625 Let the game begin! 106 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:03,833 This game is called One Shell Monty! 107 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:05,958 Hey. I'm Monty. 108 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:07,292 The rules are simple. 109 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,833 I place Monty under one of these three plates, 110 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:10,750 give them a shuffle, 111 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:14,042 and you point to the one that contains Monty! 112 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,292 Three plates... Three. Why is that ringing a bell? 113 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:18,583 Like a triangle! 114 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,958 I can do this! 115 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:23,667 Don't worry, Mei, my big-boy, smart brain won't let us down! 116 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:27,083 It was nice knowing you, dragon sword. 117 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:28,917 All right! 118 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,708 Let's go! 119 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:31,875 Where... 120 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,042 is... 121 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:34,875 Monty? 122 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,208 You take the square root of the hippopotamus, 123 00:06:37,292 --> 00:06:39,208 co-sign on a loan and the tangent... 124 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,167 It's that one! 125 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:48,167 Bum-bum-bum... 126 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:51,333 So close! But I'll be taking that sword now. 127 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:52,625 MK! 128 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:56,167 My sword! 129 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,875 You know, you could always wager again if you like? 130 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:03,583 Something of equal value to the sword and the engine? 131 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:04,625 You're on! 132 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,792 One deed to a Pigsy's Noodles. 133 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,667 Fancy! I'll take it. 134 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,417 MK, this better work! 135 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,375 Pigsy, trust me. 136 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:18,667 Based on the law of averages, I'm bound to win eventually! 137 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,333 That is not how math works! 138 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,958 OK! Here we go again! 139 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,167 Where... 140 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,250 is... 141 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,458 Monty? 142 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:32,042 If the right side of a right triangle is... 143 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,958 Three squared minus B squared... 144 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:42,125 -There! -Tough break, little buddy. 145 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,500 Care to try again? 146 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,083 -Yes! - No! 147 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,083 Oops-a-daisy! 148 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,708 Nope! 149 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,375 Wrong again! 150 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,333 Well, well, well. 151 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:02,167 It looks like you've wagered just about everything you have, kiddo! 152 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,708 Tough break, guys. 153 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,667 This-- this is impossible! 154 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:06,792 But-- but... 155 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,458 I'm The Smart One! 156 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,708 The law of averages has betrayed me! 157 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,208 Kid, just forget it. 158 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:16,333 We don't got anything else to bet. 159 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:17,750 He's right, you know? 160 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:20,208 Besides, what more could a goldfish want? 161 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,292 I have all the treasures in the world! 162 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,750 Come on, MK. You can do this! 163 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,667 If only I had my gold vision. 164 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:34,667 Wait! I do have one last thing I can wager. 165 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,458 MK, don't be crazy! 166 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,500 It took everything Monkey King had to get that back. 167 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:40,333 -You can't just-- -I bet 168 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:44,167 -the power of friendship! -What? 169 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,167 -You can't! -What are you doing? 170 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:51,333 I don't think this is... 171 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,000 There is nothing more valuable than friendship! 172 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:58,125 And there is no way I can lose if my friends are at stake! 173 00:08:59,042 --> 00:09:02,875 Well, I suppose I could use a servant, or three! 174 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:05,250 All right, you're on! 175 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:08,375 Come on, MK! 176 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,875 You can't let your friends down! 177 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:23,167 So, where is Monty? 178 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,875 The one in the middle. 179 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,083 So sad, too bad, but you-- 180 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:32,375 What? Impossible! How did you-- 181 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,292 It's simple, really. 182 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,083 You were fooling us the whole time. 183 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:37,167 But, I, Monkie Kid, 184 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,708 delivery boy, 185 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:40,542 somewhat equal to heaven, 186 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,625 saw right through your trick! 187 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,125 -What? -I knew it! 188 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,125 You rigged this table 189 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:46,750 so that no matter what plate Monty was under, 190 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,167 he would drop out from under it 191 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,750 just as your contestants made their choice! 192 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,417 Which makes you a cheater! 193 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,958 Now, now, now, listen. 194 00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:59,708 We can make a deal. Friends? 195 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:02,625 We'll make a deal, all right. 196 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:08,125 And we are ready to go! 197 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,208 So, wait. How did you get your gold vision back again? 198 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,458 I don't know. The same way I got them in the first place, I guess. 199 00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:16,292 Every time I learnt a new ability, 200 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,667 it was because there was something I needed to do, 201 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,250 when there was no other way. 202 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,792 Against the goldfish guy, 203 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,208 I needed to do something to save my friends. 204 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:27,708 Yeah, friends that you put in danger, on purpose! 205 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:28,792 Yeah, right. 206 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,250 Like I said, save my friends. 207 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,292 And, then, I don't know, it just happened. 208 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,500 You found your strength... 209 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,750 when you needed it most. 210 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,625 Oh, I guess someone's done meditating. 211 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,250 This whole time, I thought my powers came from the staff. 212 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,750 The staff's just a big ol' stick, bud. 213 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,833 It takes someone special to lift it. 214 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,125 Well, one power down. 215 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,625 Just a few thousand more to go! 215 00:10:57,305 --> 00:11:57,434 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org