"Monkie Kid" Amnesia Rules

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:34,542 --> 00:00:36,917 We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! 3 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:40,000 The two of us aren't built for the action stuff, Pigsy! 4 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,792 We're sidekicks at best, you know it! 5 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,500 Wait! Pigsy, it's-- 6 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,958 Dangerous to wake someone from a transcendental meditation. 7 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:52,250 I know, I know. But so is whatever is out there! 8 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,250 Okay. I have an idea. 9 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:59,875 I've been saving this for a special occasion. 10 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:05,292 Tang, I present the Chaos-Ultra Ghost Pepper of Doom! 11 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:09,500 It's so hot, you'll get third-degree burns just from looking at it. 12 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:12,500 Are you sure you should be keeping that in your pocket? 13 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:15,875 If anything's gonna wake up Monkey King, it'll be this. 14 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:17,708 Incoming! 15 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,625 Stand back, Master! 16 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,833 Sun Wukong will handle this demon! 17 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:45,000 Guess I must've scared it off. 18 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:49,583 Master, it's safe to come out now. You too, Piglet. 19 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,667 -Master? -Piglet? 20 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:54,958 Fine. Zhu Bajie. Better? 21 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:57,333 What is happening right now? 22 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:01,875 Monkey... Sun Wukong, who exactly do you think we are? 23 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,583 What kind of question is that, Master? 24 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,792 Unless... 25 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:08,750 Master, you've lost your memories! 26 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,667 You have to remember who you are! 27 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:13,042 That's Zhu Bajie, the celestial swine! 28 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,708 This is Sha Wujing of the flowing sand river, 29 00:02:15,792 --> 00:02:18,625 and you are the Great Monk Tang Sanzang! 30 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:21,708 We're on a journey to deliver sacred texts to the west! 31 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:24,625 I'm your loyal companion, bound to keep you safe from demons 32 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:27,583 who know if they eat you, they'll become immortal! 33 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,375 You have to remember! 34 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:33,458 Okay, okay. I remember. 35 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:36,000 Excellent. Where's my staff? 36 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,917 See, Pigsy? I told you. 37 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,833 This is exactly why you don't wake someone from a transcendental meditation. 38 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,833 We've broke the Monkey King. 39 00:02:43,917 --> 00:02:47,250 He thinks he's his past self and we're his old companions! 40 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,667 If we don't find a way to bring our Monkey King back, 41 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,625 we're gonna be stuck with this one. 42 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,917 Ah, my trusty staff. 43 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,625 So, this is just amnesia rules, right? 44 00:02:57,708 --> 00:03:01,208 So we bonk him on his dumb head, and boom, back to normal. 45 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,583 What'd you say, Piglet? 46 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:06,667 Piglet? Oh, that's it! 47 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,125 Master, just say the word 48 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,625 and this little piggy will be a steamed ham. 49 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,792 All right, let's calm down. 50 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:14,792 Let's not get carried away... 51 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:18,417 The demon! It took our master! 52 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,750 We got to do something! 53 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,125 Exactly. Let's go! 54 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,167 There, there, sweet Monk. 55 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,833 Demon! Don't eat me! 56 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:38,917 What? No! I'm not... I'm clearly a beautiful queen. 57 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:44,167 -Right. -Oh, you're afraid? 58 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,083 Don't be. 59 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,208 I saved you from the hideous scorpion demon 60 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:48,875 and brought you to my castle. 61 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:52,458 Oh, yes, a lovely scorpion-themed castle. 62 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:55,167 Okay. So, I'm gonna go. 63 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,292 You can't leave! 64 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:01,542 Okay, listen, I've been kidnapped by a lot of lesser demons, 65 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:04,083 so, there's nothing you could do that would convince me to... 66 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,958 live here forever. 67 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:12,167 Well, I am a little peckish. 68 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:16,792 But don't go getting ideas. 69 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:18,792 Whatever do you mean? 70 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:24,292 What does this have to do with getting Tang back? 71 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:29,000 Is this the same sort of garbage you tell MK instead of talking to him straight? 72 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:30,667 MK? Huh? 73 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,542 Course you don't remember the kid. 74 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,125 One day, you are gonna grow up to be a terrible mentor! 75 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,083 Ha, Zhu Bajie! 76 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:41,208 Can you imagine me teaching someone? Ha! 77 00:04:41,292 --> 00:04:43,625 Can we go find "Master" already? 78 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,792 You know as well as I do that in order to find out 79 00:04:45,875 --> 00:04:47,792 what type of demon we're dealing with, 80 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:49,708 we need to talk to the local Tudi. 81 00:04:49,792 --> 00:04:51,708 -The local what now? -Tudi! 82 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,333 Tudi! Tudi! 83 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:55,625 Tudi! Tudi! Tudi! 84 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:57,875 Tudi! Tudi? 85 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:58,958 Tudi! 86 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,542 Ah, there you are. 87 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,375 He lives in a hole? 88 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:13,875 O Great Tudi. 89 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:17,667 A demon has captured our master and we fear for his safety. 90 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,500 So, you heard of anything like that? 91 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,833 Whoa, interesting. Go on. 92 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,625 Yes, right. Go on. 93 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,792 You don't say. 94 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,875 Thank you for your knowledge. 95 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,042 What did he say? 96 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:40,333 The demon we seek is... in that castle! 97 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,375 Finding that out took all night? 98 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,167 No, of course not. 99 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:49,333 This guy's just awesome! So many great stories. 100 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:55,125 So, Great One, what brings you to this part of the world? 101 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,917 Great One? 102 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,167 I can roll with that. We're on a quest. 103 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,333 Another evil Demon is trying to end all life as we know it. 104 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:04,750 So we're looking for a weapon to defeat her. 105 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:08,500 You don't happen to have a ring yay big? 106 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:11,167 Made of fire? No? 107 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:13,542 Okay, well, I should probably be on my-- 108 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,292 Just a few more bites. 109 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,208 Okay, maybe just one more bowl. 110 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,208 Unhand my master, evil Demon! 111 00:06:26,292 --> 00:06:30,083 I am Sun Wukong and the Monk is under my protection! 112 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:32,708 Protection from what? A beautiful queen? 113 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,458 Look, lady, we are not gonna let you eat my friend! 114 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,833 I would never! 115 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:41,833 Oh, really? Then why all the illusions? 116 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,583 Okay, fine! Fine! 117 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:58,000 I'm a demon, okay? You happy? 118 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:02,875 I just wanted to be a beautiful queen, but, God, I'm a demon! 119 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:13,042 Hey, so, just to be clear, eating me won't make you immortal. 120 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:16,417 Of course it will! He's the Great Monk Tang Sanzang! 121 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,792 Ignore him. It's the pepper talking. 122 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:23,125 For the last time, I don't want to eat anyone! 123 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:25,625 Oh, so, can we just go? 124 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:28,000 What? No, you can't just go! 125 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,458 You have to stay forever! 126 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:34,542 Don't worry, Master. Here comes Monkey King! 127 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,208 My staff. 128 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,208 Tang, did she hurt you? Lock you up? 129 00:07:49,292 --> 00:07:50,500 Well... 130 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,792 She kept giving you noodles, so you wouldn't leave, huh? 131 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,083 You should really get the recipe. 132 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,458 Wait! 133 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,167 I get that you're alone, but lying about who you are, 134 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,667 forcing people to be your companions, it's not the answer. 135 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,167 I've been here by myself for so long. 136 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,625 I heard Monkey King talk about you being his companions. 137 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:21,333 Well, that's all I ever wanted. Friendship. 138 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,333 You can't steal friendship. 139 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,750 It's something that's earned. 140 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:29,167 He's right. The three of us are friends because we choose to be. 141 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,333 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're friends? 142 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:34,042 Of course we are. Everyone needs friends. 143 00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:36,542 Can you imagine what I'd be like without friends? 144 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:39,667 I'd probably turn into a really manipulative jerk or something. 145 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,917 Anyway... 146 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 You just need to find someone that wants to stay here with you 147 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:48,667 in this lovely home, forever. 148 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,708 Yeah, yeah. 149 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:53,417 But where am I gonna find someone like that? 150 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,500 I just had the best idea. 151 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,000 Oh, well, that's... 152 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:08,625 Wow, you really know how to just keep on talking, don't you? 153 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,292 We can't leave him like this. I think he's getting worse. 154 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,667 Oh, here's my staff. 155 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:20,167 I don't know. I'm starting to like him. 156 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,250 "Amnesia rules." 157 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,167 I'm gonna find something to bonk him on the head! 158 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,250 Don't just... 159 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,708 You know, they really got your face just right. 160 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,375 Super on model. 161 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,792 Yeah. So, hey, listen. 162 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:48,542 I guess I just wanted to say, before you turn back to... 163 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,500 Maybe you ain't so bad for the kid after all. 164 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,125 Just do me a favor. Keep him safe, all right? 165 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,458 I mean, when we get the three rings of Samadhi... 166 00:09:56,542 --> 00:10:00,000 -Four rings. -What? Four? You never mentioned four! 167 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:05,542 -Did it work? -Tang! What are you doing? 168 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,375 What? You're the one who said to hit him in the head. 169 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,625 Yeah, but I didn't say kill him! 170 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,708 Hey! Why is my mouth so hot? 171 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,500 Hey! Why are you hugging me? 172 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,833 Oh, it worked! You got your memories back! 173 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,000 Pigsy gave you a pepper. I told him not to... 174 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,833 Just do me a favor. Keep him safe, all right? 175 00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,167 I mean, when we get the three rings of Samadhi... 176 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:44,708 -Four rings. -What? Four? You never mentioned four. 177 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,083 Huh. Four. 178 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:48,875 Huh? What was that, Pigsy? 179 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,708 Oh, nothing. 179 00:10:51,305 --> 00:11:51,479 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org