"Monkie Kid" Cooking With Chang'e

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:41,792 Okay, so, whoever made this map needs a lesson in how to draw good. 3 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,583 One, judgy much? And two, what do you mean? 4 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:48,625 None of these landmarks look like anything. 5 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,417 Like, okay, debatably, this one where we got the first ring 6 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,958 looks like DBK's fortress. 7 00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:54,833 And this beautifully rendered mountain range 8 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:56,917 looks like some sort of lantern city, 9 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,875 but tell me, what the brick is this one supposed to be? 10 00:01:00,958 --> 00:01:03,167 Would you guys shush? 11 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,333 Hello, everyone. 12 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:10,375 It's wonderful to see you down there. 13 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:13,125 I've missed you all so much. 14 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,875 Welcome to my home for another night of "Cooking With Chang'e," 15 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:19,250 where I always say cooking is life and... 16 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,083 -Life is cooking. -...life is cooking. 17 00:01:25,792 --> 00:01:29,542 Tonight, I'll be revealing the secrets to baking the perfect Moon Cake. 18 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:33,958 Huh. Not gonna lie, she's younger than I thought she'd be. 19 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:37,625 Does that thingy look kinda familiar? 20 00:01:43,708 --> 00:01:45,208 First, the ingredients... 21 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:49,500 Hey! 22 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,708 Guys, look! 23 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:53,875 There! It's one of the rings! 24 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:57,042 The Second Ring of Samadhi is in Chang'e's kitchen? 25 00:01:57,958 --> 00:01:59,583 You know what this means? 26 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:02,042 We are going to... 27 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,667 The Celestial Realm! 28 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,750 -No! -MK. 29 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:10,958 It's space? 30 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:13,833 We're really going to space this time? 31 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:17,125 Oh, I can't believe it. We're going to Chang'e's kitchen. 32 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,708 -To the moon! -To the moon! 33 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:25,833 Hey, so, MK, I know you're big brain boy and all now, but... 34 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:28,208 how exactly are we supposed to get to the moon? 35 00:02:28,292 --> 00:02:30,417 -In a rocket. -What? 36 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,417 Yeah. Just use your powers. 37 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:36,042 Build a rocket out of the van and we'll just fly up there. 38 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,792 Whoosh! 39 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:40,792 Oh, you mean the powers I don't have anymore? 40 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,708 Come on, bud. 41 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,792 Believe in yourself, the way I believe in you. 42 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:46,750 Yeah. 43 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,792 You got your gold vision back 'cause you needed to save your friends. 44 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:52,125 Now, you need to get to the moon, so chop-chop. 45 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:54,708 Don't think. Just feel it. 46 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:55,667 Yeah! 47 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:01,958 Here comes Monkie Kid! 48 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:16,000 Can he just do that? Just get new powers whenever he wants? 49 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:29,375 The Monkie Kid's powers continue to be elusive. 50 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:33,667 Bah, don't worry 'bout it, bud. I still believe in you. 51 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,625 Maybe you just need a stronger motivator. 52 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:37,583 Here. Let me handle this one. 53 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:53,042 -Now you're talkin'! -Incredible! 54 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,208 Hey, any of you guys feel a little light-headed? 55 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:03,083 I think the van's a little fumy. 56 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:05,958 What? Is there somethin' on my face? 57 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:10,042 Have fun, guys! It's fine. 58 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,667 We'll just stay behind and go on no adventures whatsoever 59 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:17,125 and just babysit baby Sandy or whatever. 60 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:22,042 Yeah, not like we wanted to go to the moon or anything anyway. 61 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:23,333 You know what? 62 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,125 We will have fun. 63 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:28,917 Okay, bye! 64 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,083 Okay. I'm over it. 65 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,500 -You... you have done this before, right? -Nope. 66 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:40,292 I've never even made a rocket ship before. You believe that? 67 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:43,500 Hey, what's that button do? 68 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:13,708 Sorry, guys. 69 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:16,292 Like I said, I do not know how to fly a rocket. 70 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:18,875 Oh, I can't believe it. 71 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:21,250 This place is even more beautiful in person. 72 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,000 The masterful cultivation. 73 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,833 Such perfect parallel planting. 74 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:29,625 Remember, in and out, no distractions. Right, Pigsy? 75 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:31,542 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 76 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,292 Ey, don't you need a suit? 77 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:40,083 No. Space suits are for dorky mortals. 78 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,042 Get down! 79 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,250 Scanning perimeter. 80 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,583 Perimeter secure. 81 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:56,292 OMG. That might be the cutest thing I ever saw. 82 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,083 Guys, look! 83 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,208 Okay, it should be right around here somewhere. 84 00:06:04,292 --> 00:06:06,375 Ring of Samadhi? Ring of Sam... 85 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:09,000 Hello? Ring of Samadhi? 86 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:13,000 I'm here. I'm really here. 87 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:17,000 Chang'e's recipe book. 88 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:20,250 Pigsy, Pigsy, put down your book and look over there! 89 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,167 I found the ring! 90 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,542 Yes! Got it! 91 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,000 The old ring triggers the alarm system trick. 92 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,750 All right, guys, let's get out of here. 93 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,625 Scanning perimeter. 94 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:35,833 What are we gonna do? 95 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:40,375 -Intruder detected. -Come on, bud. Gold vision. 96 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,958 Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting I have that. 97 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,292 Oh, that way! 98 00:06:54,792 --> 00:06:59,250 Whoa! Is this a factory inside the moon? 99 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:04,417 -Oh, crud. -Eliminating intruder. 100 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,750 Surrender, intruder. 101 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,583 Monkey King, do something. 102 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:19,917 Sorry, I can't. It's just too gosh-darn adorable. 103 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,958 Kid, what are you doing? 104 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:22,917 Here... 105 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:25,667 comes... 106 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,333 Monkey Kid! 107 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,833 Alert! Intruder! Intruder! 108 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,667 Okay, I take back what I said. 109 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,125 That is the most adorable thing I ever saw. 110 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:51,417 Ahem. Hey, so, what do you think you're doing? 111 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,875 Chang'e? 112 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:56,875 Sun Wukong and MK the Monkie Kid. 113 00:07:56,958 --> 00:08:00,417 Not to be that gal, but I'm a huge fan. Do you have a moment? 114 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,417 Yeah. This is gonna be great. Save. 115 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:15,458 Okay, where was I? Oh, yes. 116 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,708 I believe you have something that belongs to me. 117 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:19,208 I'm sorry, Chang'e. 118 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:22,042 We needed to find this ring in order to save the world. 119 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:25,333 After we were done, we were gonna return it. Honest. 120 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,250 Oh, that old thing? 121 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,125 -You can keep it. -What? 122 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,875 I've been up here a long time. 123 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,875 All sorts of things make their way to my garden. 124 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,500 However, the day that arrived, 125 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,542 I knew there was something special about it, that it didn't belong. 126 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:41,208 So I gave it a home until it was time for it to leave this place. 127 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:43,625 So, yes, you may have the ring. 128 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:45,583 In return for my book. 129 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:49,500 Book? Yeah, I kinda just took this, so... 130 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,500 Pigsy! What did you do? 131 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,750 I'ma put my money on him stealing Chang'e's book. 132 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,417 What? No, no. I just kinda... 133 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,250 Why, I never! 134 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,292 Oh, you better believe we'll be having words 135 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:09,917 when we get home, young man. 136 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,875 I was gonna put it back. I-- I just... 137 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:15,917 You know, you're such an inspiration, and when I saw your book, I guess... 138 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,667 well, you know, I just... I wanted to leave you with a parting gift 139 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,875 in exchange for the ring, you know, it's... 140 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I'm truly sorry. 141 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,958 Don't cry, Mr. Pig. I understand. 142 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,000 When cooking is life... 143 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,000 Life is cooking. 144 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,333 It's just cooking, guys. 145 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,542 -Life is cooking! -Life is cooking! 146 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,458 All right. 147 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:40,917 Now that that's worked out, we should go. 148 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,125 You know, it's been a long time since I've really hung out with anyone. 149 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,000 Except Bun Bun, anyway. 150 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:50,042 Maybe you guys could stay just a little longer? 151 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,167 It would mean the moon to me. 152 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,375 That sounds great, 153 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,333 but we kinda got a "save the world" situation and-- 154 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,375 We'd love to. 155 00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:05,917 Ooh, shiny. 156 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,208 Hey, bud, I forgot to mention. 157 00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:11,000 Great job earlier with that shrinking maneuver. 158 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:14,708 You believed you could change that bunny mech, and you did. 159 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:18,042 -Just like I knew you could. -Aw. Thanks, Monkey King. 160 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:21,833 I-- I was trying to do something more cool, but... 161 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:24,875 I mean, it worked out anyways, so let's just move on, okay? 162 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,542 Guys, it's starting. 163 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:30,167 Are we just gonna leave him like that or...? 164 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,333 Bah. Priorities. 165 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,417 -Welcome to my home... -She's on. 166 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,167 ...for another evening of "Cooking with Chang'e." 167 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:39,958 Tonight, we have a very special guest who is sharing with us a noodle recipe 168 00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:41,542 that is close to his heart. 169 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:44,583 Introducing my new friend, Mr. Pig. 170 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,542 When cooking is life... 171 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,500 -Life is cooking. -Life is cooking. 172 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:55,958 That's good. 172 00:10:56,305 --> 00:11:56,886 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==-