"Diesel Brothers" Hummer Time

1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,370 DO THE BROADWAY INTRO. 2 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:07,040 WE'RE BA-A-A-CK! 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,080 [ LAUGHS ] 4 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:12,650 HEY, AMERICA. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 5 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:14,510 THAT'S HEAVY D. 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,520 THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND, DIESEL DAVE. 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,520 AMERICA, BOY! AMERICA! 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,990 I LIVE IN HIS BASEMENT. 9 00:00:20,990 --> 00:00:22,390 THAT'S GROSS. 10 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:26,460 THAT'S A PUPPY KISS. THAT'S IN MY MOUTH. 11 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,630 TOGETHER, WE OWN AND OPERATE dieselsellerz.com. 12 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,730 IT'S THE WORLDS LARGEST ONLINE MARKETPLACE 13 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,530 FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING DIESEL. 14 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:34,130 -YEAH! -WHOO! 15 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:36,040 WE BUY TRUCKS, FIX THEM. 16 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:37,400 AND THEN WE SELL THEM FOR PROFIT. 17 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:39,970 YEP. SOMETIMES, WE GIVE THEM AWAY. 18 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,280 MY WONDERFUL ASSISTANT, WHITE MAGIC. 19 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,780 HUH, HUH, HEH! 20 00:00:43,780 --> 00:00:46,580 SOMETIMES, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM AWAY, LIKE LAST WEEK. 21 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,950 AND SOMEBODY [CLICKS TONGUE] 22 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:50,080 DECIDES HE WANTS TO KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF. 23 00:00:50,090 --> 00:00:52,590 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 24 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:54,320 -WE CAN'T GIVE THIS TRUCK AWAY. -WHAT? 25 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,360 -WHAT? -YEAH? 26 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,260 WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THAT TRUCK. 27 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,100 -TOTALLY WORTH IT. -YEAH. 28 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,960 BUT I MIGHT HAVE TO START CHARGING YOU RENT. 29 00:01:03,970 --> 00:01:07,000 I MIGHT NEED TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE. 30 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,770 TONIGHT ON "DIESEL BROTHERS"... 31 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,070 SO THAT AXLE COMES OFF. 32 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,270 THIS IS WAY BIGGER THEN ALL OF US. 33 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,080 -HOLD. WHOA. -WHAT'S MORE EXCITING 34 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,410 THAN A HUMMER FOR A NEW GIVEAWAY TRUCK? 35 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:19,880 SEEMS LIKE WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 36 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,110 ANYTIME WE DO A BUILD. 37 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,420 WE HAVE A PLAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE HAVE PLANS. 38 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,490 -THAT'S ACTUALLY SPECTACULAR. -LINED UP? 39 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:26,990 YEAH. OHH. 40 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:29,860 NO! 41 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,020 [ GRUNTS, COUGHS ] 42 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:32,330 YOU ALL RIGHT, BRO? 43 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:35,330 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 44 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:38,230 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:46,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 46 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,080 Red: WHOA, HEY. 47 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,480 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 48 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,880 OH, YEAH. THIS IS MUCH BETTER. 49 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,680 OH, MY GOSH. 50 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,480 HEY. TELL US FROM UP THERE WHAT YOU THINK. 51 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,280 YEAH. WHAT DO YOU SEE UP THERE IN THE CROW'S NEST? 52 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:59,550 I SEE A BUNCH OF USELESS TRUCKS. 53 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,550 WELL -- WHOA. 54 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,990 -AW. HE KILLED IT. -OH, HEY! 55 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:06,030 HEY, HEY. SURF'S UP. 56 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:07,760 THAT WAS KIND OF COOL. 57 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,930 SO, WE NEED TO OBVIOUSLY CLEAN OUT 58 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,300 A BUNCH OF THESE VEHICLES WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH. 59 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,770 NOT ONLY DID HEAVY D 60 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:15,740 GO OVER THE BUDGET ON THE MUD TRUCK, 61 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:17,400 NOW HE WANTS TO KEEP IT. 62 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:19,640 NOW I GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MORE MONEY IN. 63 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,740 LIQUIDATE SOME INVENTORY, SELL SOME VEHICLES, SOMETHING. 64 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,680 YOU DO REALIZE THAT THAT'S EMPLOYEE PARKING, RIGHT? 65 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,910 AND THE REST OF THE STUFF IS IN THE QUEUE TO GET WORKED ON. 66 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,450 OKAY, WE'LL LET'S CUT DOWN THE QUEUE. 67 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,480 YOU CAN'T JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND MAKE THINGS SELL. 68 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,880 AND YOU CAN'T JUST SNAP YOU FINGERS 69 00:02:30,890 --> 00:02:32,290 AND MAKE PROJECTS GET DONE. 70 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:34,120 WELL, WE SEEM TO SNAP OUR FINGERS AND BUY A LOT OF [BLEEP] 71 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,890 EXACTLY. THAT'S BUSINESS. 72 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,460 -THAT'S NOT BUSINESS. -YES, IT IS. 73 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:39,560 -YOU HAVE TO HAVE INVENTORY. -THAT'S WHAT HOARDERS DO. 74 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,760 OKAY. THIS -- 75 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,760 -THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS. -I AGREE. 76 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,200 RED BEARD'S ACTUALLY RIGHT ON THIS ONE. 77 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,700 THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR LEAVING A KICKASS BUILD 78 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,370 SITTING ON THE BACK BURNER. 79 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,770 WHOSE EVEN IS THIS? 80 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,340 THIS IS THAT GUY THAT BROUGHT IT TO US 81 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,510 LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, WANTED THE EXPEDITION CAMPER. 82 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,710 HE COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE BILL. 83 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:58,910 AND WE ENDED UP JUST KEEPING IT. 84 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,650 CAN'T WE JUST LIQUIDATE IT? 85 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:02,050 WE'VE ALREADY GOT SO MUCH INVESTED IN IT. 86 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,380 WE DID THE SIX-DOOR CONVERSION. 87 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,920 WE GOT NEW SUSPENSION AND AXLES ON IT. 88 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,150 LIKE, DUDE, IT'S A COOL BUILD. 89 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,650 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO THIS? 90 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:09,090 LOOK AT THIS CAMPER. 91 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:11,590 THE COOLEST THING ABOUT THIS OLD, FORGOTTEN-ABOUT PROJECT 92 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:14,230 IS THAT I WANT TO TAKE A BRAND-NEW CAMP TRAILER 93 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:17,500 AND ATTACH IT TO THE FRAME OF THIS OLD 6x6. 94 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,600 COME TAKE A LOOK. 95 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,470 -WELCOME. -WHAT IS THIS? 96 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,100 THIS IS EXPEDITION CAMPER. 97 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:26,140 THIS IS A MURDER SCENE. 98 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,710 I MEAN, REALLY, WE WANT TO CONTAIN ALL THE ASPECTS 99 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:31,650 OF A NEW, MODERN MOTOR HOME, ALL THOSE LUXURIES, 100 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:35,720 PLUS THE RUGGED CAPABILITIES OF A MILITARY VEHICLE. 101 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,250 SMASH THEM TOGETHER, BOOM. 102 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,750 THERE YOU GO. IT'S ALMOST DONE. 103 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,420 I MEAN, MOST OF THE HARD WORK IS DONE. 104 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,320 IF WE PUT THE NECESSARY WORK INTO THIS EXPEDITION CAMPER, 105 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,690 WE CAN EASILY SELL IT FOR $150,000 106 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,590 AND MAKE A DECENT PROFIT. 107 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,260 IN ORDER FOR THIS TRUCK TO TRAVEL OFF THE BEATEN PATH, 108 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,030 WE'LL FINISH INSTALLING THE MILITARY-GRADE 109 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,300 LEAF SPRING SUSPENSION 110 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,870 THAT'S GOING TO ALLOW FOR A SMOOTH RIDE 111 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:56,370 OVER ANY TERRAIN. 112 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,040 THEN WE'LL MOUNT THE CAMPER 113 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,110 TO THE EXISTING 6x6 BED, 114 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,780 GET RID OF THE SEATS IN THE CAB AND CUT A PASS-THROUGH 115 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:06,010 AND CREATE A SEAMLESS TRANSITION BETWEEN TRUCK AND CAMPER. 116 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,950 THIS CAMPER'S ALMOST BRAND-NEW. 117 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:09,880 BUT TO MAKE IT FUNCTIONAL OFF THE GRID, 118 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:12,250 WE'RE UPGRADING WATER AND SEWER SYSTEM 119 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,690 AND ADDING MULTIPLE SOURCES OF POWER FOR ALL THE AMENITIES. 120 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,790 FINALLY, WE'RE GONNA BUMP UP THE PERFORMANCE 121 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,960 OF THIS CUMMINS 24-VALVE DIESEL ENGINE 122 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,800 AND UPGRADE THE TRANSMISSION. 123 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,160 SO THIS TRUCK HAS A HEAVY ENOUGH PUNCH 124 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:26,230 TO TAKE THE PARTY ON ANY TERRAIN. 125 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,470 THERE'S A FEW COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT ARE ALREADY BUILDING 126 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:30,400 THESE BIG EXPEDITION CAMPERS WITH JUST TWO DOORS. 127 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:32,840 AND THEY'RE SELLING THESE THINGS FOR LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS. 128 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,440 I'VE YET TO SEE A COMPANY THAT'S BUILDING 129 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,580 A SIX-DOOR EXPEDITION CAMPER 130 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:37,240 AND SELLING IT FOR A FRACTION OF THE PRICE. 131 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,250 WE GOT TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY ASSEMBLING IT 132 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,010 AND GETTING IT GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 133 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,120 OKAY. SO, GREAT IDEA WITH THE BUILD. 134 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,220 WHY DON'T WE JUST FIND SOMEBODY TO BUY IT? 135 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:47,520 -AND THEN WE'LL GET STARTED? -FIND SOMEBODY TO BUY IT. 136 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,260 IF RED BREAD IS GONNA COME OUT HERE 137 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,620 AND THROW A FIT AND LOOSE SLEEP OVER THIS THING, 138 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:54,530 THEN HE SHOULD GO FIND A BUYER AND LET US DO WHAT WE DO BEST -- 139 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:55,730 FINISH THE BUILD. 140 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,460 IF YOU WANT TO FIND A BUYER, YOU WORK ON THAT. 141 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:59,300 NO. I DON'T WANT TO FIND THE BUYER. 142 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,800 YOU GUYS FIND A BUYER. YOU FIND A BUYER. 143 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,600 THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO IS GET THIS TRUCK INSIDE THE SHOP 144 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:05,070 AND ASSESS THE BUILD. 145 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,970 HOOK AROUND THE BALL RIGHT THERE IF YOU CAN, 146 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:09,280 AROUND BOTH FORKS. --GO. 147 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,180 BECAUSE ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION TO RED BEARD 148 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,210 IS WE BEEN STEALING PARTS OFF THIS THING 149 00:05:13,220 --> 00:05:14,580 FOR LIKE A YEAR. 150 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,680 WHO KNOWS WHAT CONDITION IT'S IN? 151 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:18,790 SO THAT AXLE COMES OFF. 152 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:20,220 DID I JUST LOOSE AN AXLE COMPLETELY? 153 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,720 THAT'S DETACHABLE AXLE? 154 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,860 NOT ONLY DID RED BEARD FAIL MISERABLY AT GETTING US 155 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:26,960 TO SELL SOME OF THE OLD TRUCKS FROM THE BACK LOT, 156 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,460 HE ACTUALLY ENDED UP GETTING A PROJECT IN THE SHOP 157 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:31,330 THAT'S GONNA BE TAKING UP SPACE FOR AWHILE. 158 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,330 THOUGHT YOU WAS BRINGING US IN A 6x6. 159 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,640 ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO MOVE THIS. 160 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,800 AND AS SOON AS WE TOUCHED IT, THE AXLE FELL OFF. 161 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:39,510 IT WAS ALL THERE WHEN I PARKED IT. 162 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:40,740 OH, LIKELY STORY. 163 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,480 IS THERE ENOUGH LEFT HERE TO BUILD THE TRUCK? 164 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,910 -WE GOT THE FRAME. -WE GOT THE FRAME. 165 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,450 GOT A FRAME AND A CAB. 166 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,010 A FRAME AND A SIX-DOOR CAB. 167 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:50,020 I KNOW HOW MUCH HAS BEEN STOLEN OUT OF THE INTERIOR. 168 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,180 YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY, SO DO I. 169 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:52,790 IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE TOUCHED IT. 170 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,790 IT'S LIKE TRYING TO BRING A FRANKENSTEIN 171 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:56,120 OR A ZOMBIE BACK TO LIFE. 172 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,630 WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS JUST MOCK IT UP TO RIDE HEIGHT FIRST, 173 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,560 GET EVERYTHING SITTING WHERE WE WANT IT, GET IT LEVEL. 174 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,960 AND THEN WE START WORKING ON IT. 175 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,730 WE'RE GOING TO TEAR DOWN ALL THE AXLES AND SUSPENSION 176 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,200 FOR THIS EXPEDITION CAMPER. 177 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,600 WE'RE NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT WE HAVE. 178 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,440 SO WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. 179 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,770 Heavy: TAKING THIS 6x6 CORPSE AND TURNING IT INTO 180 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,710 A ONE-OF-A-KIND EXPEDITION CAMPER 181 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,670 IS GOING TO SHAPE UP TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST, 182 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,640 BADDEST, AND MOST EXPENSIVE BUILDS 183 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:19,910 THAT OUR SHOP HAS EVER DONE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 184 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,020 I'M NOT WORRIED BECAUSE I GOT MY "A"-TEAM ON THIS. 185 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,750 I KNOW MY GUYS ARE FOCUSED. 186 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,690 ¶¶ 187 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:28,890 ARE YOU GUYS READY? 188 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:32,560 ONE. 189 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:36,100 TWO. 190 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,570 THREE. 191 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:42,540 -HA! -YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. 192 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,740 AW [BLEEP] 193 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:47,470 THIS AIN'T EVEN THE RIGHT ONE! 194 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,810 HE BEAT ME AGAIN. 195 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,050 OH, SHOOT. 196 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,620 AH [BLEEP] I COULD PROBABLY STILL WIN. 197 00:06:56,620 --> 00:07:00,320 [ Chuckling ] YEAH, YOU COULD. 198 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,120 HE'S COMING FOR YOU, TYSON! 199 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:05,430 HE'S COMING FOR YOU! WHOA! 200 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:08,800 OH, LITTLE BROTHER COMING THROUGH! 201 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,200 WHOO! 202 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,000 WHAT A COMEBACK. 203 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,130 ONLY ONE PERSON I CAN THANK. 204 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,170 [ LAUGHS ] 205 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,770 WHILE STEVE AND THE GUYS CONTINUE WORKING 206 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,810 ON THE EXPEDITION CAMPER, RED BEARD AND I, 207 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:22,910 WE'RE GOING SHOPPING FOR A NEW GIVEAWAY TRUCK. 208 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,210 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 209 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,380 SO RIGHT ALONG THE LINES 210 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:33,090 OF, LIKE, BIG, CAPABLE, CRAZY MUD TRUCK. 211 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:37,120 WHAT'S CRAZIER AND MORE EXCITING THAN A HUMMER? 212 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:39,890 WE DO THESE GIVEAWAYS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO OUR WEBSITE 213 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,260 AND GET MORE TRAFFIC. 214 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,430 AND THE LONGER WE GO WITHOUT ANNOUNCING A GIVEAWAY, 215 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:46,230 THE HIGHER THE ODDS ARE OF PEOPLE STARTING TO TUNE OUT. 216 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,800 THAT'S WHY HE DOES IT. 217 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,700 I DO IT TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 218 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,840 SO CURRENTLY, 219 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,840 WE ARE ON THE HUNT FOR A NEW GIVEAWAY TRUCK 220 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,380 THAT IS COOL, DRIVABLE, 221 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:56,740 AND A LITTLE BIT MORE USER-FRIENDLY 222 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:58,110 THAN THE MUD TRUCK. 223 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:01,480 I SAW ONLINE, THIS DUDE ON ONE OF THE FORUMS. 224 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,820 APPARENTLY, HE'S GOT, LIKE, MULTIPLE HUMMERS 225 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,950 UP AT HIS PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 226 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,190 THE GUY GOES BY THE NAME OF MOUNTAIN MAN. 227 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:10,990 AND HE'S NOT GIVING ME MUCH INFORMATION TO WORK WITH. 228 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,230 OKAY. WELL, DID HE GIVE YOU -- 229 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,130 ONCE AGAIN, THIS GUY'S TRYING TO BE OFF THE GRID. 230 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,860 HE GAVE ME COORDINATES. 231 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,530 -GPS COORDINATES? -YEAH. 232 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,030 GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND. 233 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:20,600 I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY. 234 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,650 -HOW'S IT GOING? -HOW'S IT GOING? 235 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,680 GOOD. ARE YOU, UH, MOUNTAIN MAN? 236 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:39,020 FOUND THE RIGHT PLACE. 237 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,350 YEAH. HOW WE DOING? 238 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,790 I'VE SEEN YOUR NAME ONLINE. 239 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,090 IS -- IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME? OR DO YOU HAVE A -- 240 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:46,860 THAT'S WHAT WE GO BY AROUND HERE. 241 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,430 -OKAY. I'M HEAVY D. -HEAVY D. 242 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,160 -RED BEARD. -I LIKE RED BEARD. 243 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:51,830 THAT'S GOOD. NOW, BE CAREFUL, 244 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:53,570 THERE COULD BE A SNAKE UP IN HERE. 245 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:54,800 SNAKE? PERFECT. 246 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,700 -YOU KNOW? -COME IN. 247 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,840 THIS IS IT. 248 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,440 SO THAT'S A -- THAT'S A REAL H1. 249 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,910 THAT'S A HUMMER. 250 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,510 THE HUMMER H1s WERE THE FIRST CIVILIAN MODELS 251 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,980 OF THE MILITARY HUMVEE, 252 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,650 WHICH WAS MADE FAMOUS DURING OPERATION DESERT STORM. 253 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:14,490 THE H1 CAME STANDARD WITH THE ABILITY TO CLIMB 254 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:16,160 A 60-DEGREE SLOPE, 255 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,920 16 INCHES OF GROUND CLEARANCE 256 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:20,990 AND THE ABILITY TO WADE THROUGH 30 INCHES OF WATER. 257 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,560 IT'S THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF MILITARY DURABILITY, 258 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:25,270 CIVILIAN VERSATILITY. 259 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,870 AND A LIMITED PRODUCTION RUN MEANS THESE THINGS ARE RARE. 260 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:30,040 IF YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON ONE, YOU DO IT. 261 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,500 AS LONG AS YOU CAN AFFORD IT. 262 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:34,270 THESE THINGS USUALLY RETAIL FOR UP TO $65,000. 263 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,640 Mountain Man: THIS THING'S GOT THE TURBO. IT'S GOT THE OVERDRIVE. 264 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:38,480 IT'S GOT THE UNDERCARRIAGE PROTECTION. 265 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,080 -IT'S A 6.5 DIESEL, RIGHT? -6.5. 266 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,150 I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 267 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,320 THE H1s WERE AVAILABLE WITH EITHER A GAS 268 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,750 OR A DIESEL ENGINE. 269 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,720 THIS ONE HAS GOT THE 6.5-LITER DIESEL, 270 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:52,190 WHICH IS MUCH MORE FUEL-EFFICIENT 271 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,290 THAN A GAS ENGINE. 272 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,630 AND YOU CAN CONVERT IT 273 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,130 TO RUN ON BIODIESEL. 274 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,700 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 275 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,730 -ARE THESE -- -WOW. 276 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,570 ARE THESE SPARES FOR THE -- 277 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,740 -YEAH, THOSE ARE JUST SPARES. -THESE GO ON ANYTHING? 278 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:06,240 -I'M SURE THEY DID. -DID IT HAVE A NICE RADIO? 279 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,540 AND NOW ONE OF YOU MILITARY HUMMERS HAS GOT A NICE RADIO? 280 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,440 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 281 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:12,310 THAT SOUNDS BETTER THAN A RADIO, DOESN'T IT? 282 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,780 WELL, YEAH. IT SOUNDS DECENT. 283 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,280 MAN, IT'S ACTUALLY -- I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 284 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:18,920 IT'S A LOT CLEANER THAN I WAS EXPECTING. 285 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,890 I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE DIRTY. BUT FOR BEING A PROJECT, 286 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,630 IT'S SURE GOT SOME GOOD BONES. 287 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:27,090 HONESTLY, I THINK THIS HUMMER 288 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,800 IS A PERFECT FIT FOR THE GIVEAWAY TRUCK. 289 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,330 IT'S MOSTLY JUST COSMETIC STUFF. 290 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,500 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THIS THING BACK ON THE ROAD 291 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,570 WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND TOO MUCH TIME OR MONEY. 292 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,940 ALL RIGHT, MOUNTAIN MAN. I'LL MAKE YOU AN OFFER. 293 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,080 REMEMBER THE RED BEARD CONNECTION. 294 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,410 I KNOW WE'RE -- GOT A CONNECTION SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE, 295 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,650 VIKING ANCESTRY, SOMETHING. 296 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:50,820 SO I'M THINKING $25,000. 297 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,590 GOLD, SILVER, OR CASH? 298 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,250 WE CAN CONVERT IT TO GOLD. 299 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,690 -YOU GUYS GOT A DEAL. -OH, ALL RIGHT. 300 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,660 -IT'S A DEAL. -THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO. 301 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,530 CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. THAT WAS NICE. 302 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,930 -WELL DONE. -I INVOKED THE POWER, 303 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,370 THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE RED BEARD. 304 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:06,530 GUARANTEE YOUR BROWN BEARD 305 00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:08,330 WOULD'VE BEEN WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR -- 306 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,100 I GOT SOME RED IN MY BEARD. LOOK IN THE SUN. 307 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,540 YOU PICKING THAT UP ON THE CAMERA? 308 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,070 DON'T COME IN HERE WITH THAT [BLEEP] 309 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,970 [ LAUGHS ] 310 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,480 STAY TUNED. THERE'S A LOT MORE CLEANING COMING UP NEXT. 311 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,750 YOU GUYS WANT TO WASH IT? 312 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,850 I DON'T WANT TO EVEN COME CLOSE TO THIS THING. 313 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,880 WHILE UNDER THE GUN TO FIND A REPLACEMENT 314 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,140 FOR OUR NEXT GIVEAWAY, 315 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,310 RED BEARD AND I TOOK A TRIP OUT TO SEE MOUNTAIN MAN. 316 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:37,310 IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME? 317 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,980 THAT'S WHAT WE GO BY AROUND HERE. 318 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,420 RED BEARD ENDED UP GETTING US A SWEET DEAL ON THIS HUMMER H1. 319 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:43,020 BUT WE STILL ONLY HAVE ABOUT A WEEK 320 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,450 TO GET THIS THING COMPLETELY TRANSFORMED 321 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,260 AND MAKE A GIVEAWAY VIDEO FOR OUR FANS. 322 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:50,490 SO EVERYTHING HAS TO GO PERFECTLY SMOOTH. 323 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,100 I REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE A BAD PURCHASE HERE. 324 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,830 FINDING A LOT OF LOOSE ENDS ON THIS DAMN HUMMER. 325 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,630 YOO-HOO [BLEEP] HEADS. 326 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,240 THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. 327 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,610 EVERYBODY STOP AND DO THE MACARENA. 328 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:07,410 CHAVIS, TURN AROUND. GIVE ME 10 MACARENAS. 329 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,610 DROP AND GIVE ME 10 MACARENAS. 330 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,050 HOW AND I GONNA DROP AND DO THAT? 331 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,520 ACTUALLY, JUST COME LOOK AT THIS THING. 332 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,720 -LOOK LIKE A WIRING MESS. -IT IS A WIRING MESS. 333 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,090 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS IT'S GOT A BADASS AIR GUITAR. 334 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,020 [ SIREN WARBLING ] 335 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:30,470 THAT'S SICK, DUDE. IT'S BEEN A TERRIBLE DRIVE BACK. 336 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:33,070 I'VE BEEN SECOND- GUESSING EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT VEHICLES. 337 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,300 I NEED YOU TO GET UNDER THERE AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. 338 00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:38,610 LIKE, IT JUST, LIKE, HESITATES AND JUST NO POWER. 339 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,880 BUT I REALLY THINK WE GOT GOOD BONES HERE. 340 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,050 ¶¶ 341 00:12:44,050 --> 00:12:46,780 Heavy: FIRST UP, WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS BEAST UP. 342 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,050 THEN WE GOT TO GET IT ALL PUT BACK TOGETHER 343 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,820 AND THROW DOWN A SWEET MATTE BLACK VINYL WRAP 344 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,620 TO ACCENTUATE HER RUGGED BODY LINES. 345 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,020 TO IMPROVE ON THE ALREADY 346 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:57,530 VERY CAPABLE OFF-ROAD DESIGN OF THIS VEHICLE, 347 00:12:57,530 --> 00:13:00,500 WE'RE GONNA THROW ON SOME 37-INCH PATRIOT MUD TIRES 348 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,360 ALONG WITH SOME 20-INCH ANTHEM WHEELS 349 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:03,670 TO BEEF UP THE STANCE 350 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,270 AND MAKE THIS THING FULLY CAPABLE IN ANY TERRAIN. 351 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,770 THEN WE'LL MAKE HER SEXY 352 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,710 WITH A BIG, RUGGED TUBE-FRONT RAIL GUARD, 353 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:14,010 BIG L.E.D. LIGHTS, AND AN EVEN BIGGER SOUND SYSTEM. 354 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,780 FINALLY, WE'LL PUT HER SOFT TOP BACK ON AND GIVE HER AWAY. 355 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:18,950 YOU GUYS WANT TO WASH IT? 356 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,580 I DON'T WANT TO EVEN COME CLOSE TO THIS THING. 357 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,080 YOU KNOW WHO'S BEEN WAITING THEIR WHOLE LIFE 358 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,550 FOR THIS MOMENT? 359 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,990 CAN I GET NIGHTWATCH TO REPORT TO THE BACK LOT, PLEASE? 360 00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:29,430 NIGHTWATCH TO AISLE NINE. 361 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:30,860 HEY, BUDDY. 362 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,260 AMERICA, MEET NIGHTWATCH. 363 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,200 HE'S BEEN WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT TILL NOW. 364 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,400 BUT HE'S SLOWLY WORKING HIS WAY INTO THE DAY SHIFT 365 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,970 AND REPLACING TYSON AS THE DIRTIEST GUY IN THE SHOP. 366 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,610 IT'S ALL YOURS, BUDDY. GIVE HER A WASH 367 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:43,770 AND BRING HER IN THE SHOP. 368 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,610 [ Chanting ] NIGHTWATCH. NIGHTWATCH. 369 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:49,010 I'M HOPING IF I DO THIS JOB WELL, HEAVY D 370 00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:50,810 WILL [BLEEP] HIS PANTS AND MAKE ME NEW -- 371 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,250 THE NEW HEAD MECHANIC. 372 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,210 I FEEL SO FREE! 373 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:18,270 DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO? 374 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,180 MOST OF IT, HE WAS JUST SHOOTING IN THE SKY. 375 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,950 THAT'LL HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET EXCITED. 376 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,120 THIS EXPEDITION CAMPER IS SHAPING UP TO BE 377 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,950 ONE OF THE BIGGEST BUILDS WE'VE EVER DONE. 378 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,660 BUT IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK FOR A WHILE, 379 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,790 WHICH MEANS IT'S BEEN NEGLECTED. 380 00:14:36,790 --> 00:14:38,760 WE GOT TO THIS THING ROLLING RIGHT AND LOOKING RIGHT 381 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,300 BEFORE WE CAN EVEN TOUCH THE ENGINE, 382 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,960 TRANSMISSION, OR INTERIOR. 383 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:43,830 -I'M CLEAR NOW. -STEVE AND THE GUYS 384 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,830 HAVE ALREADY GOT THE FRONT AXLE ALL CLEANED UP 385 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,200 AND READY TO BE RE-WELDED. 386 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,570 THAT WAY, WE CAN GET IT INSTALLED UNDERNEATH 387 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:50,470 THE FRONT OF THIS TRUCK AND GET THE RIDE HEIGHT SET. 388 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,570 RIGHT THERE. OKAY, I SEE IT. 389 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,980 THIS SIDE LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD. 390 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,050 IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD RIGHT HERE. 391 00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,880 WE GOT TO MAKE SURE THIS THING CLEARS THE OIL PAN 392 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,980 AND ALL THE ENGINE COMPONENTS. 393 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,320 IT'S GOT TO HAVE ENOUGH CLEARANCE 394 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,680 TO MAKE IT OVER OFF-ROAD OBSTACLES 395 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:03,190 BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, NOT BE SO TALL 396 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,190 THAT IT GETS STUCK UNDER FREEWAY OVERPASSES. 397 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,190 'CAUSE THAT SUCKS. 398 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,590 WELL, THEY'RE ALL IN, IT LOOKS LIKE. 399 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,920 RIGHT HALF LOOKS GOOD. 400 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,090 THIS AXLE AIN'T GONNA FALL OUT NOW. 401 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,100 NOW THAT THE RIDE HEIGHT IS SET, WE CAN MOVE ON 402 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,330 TO FINISHING THE ASSEMBLY OF THE REAR SUSPENSION. 403 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,600 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WITH THIS REAR SUSPENSION. 404 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,930 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT, LAY IT OUT. 405 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:21,600 I GUESS WE'LL LAY IT OUT, SEE WHAT WE GOT. 406 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,210 WE'RE USING A TANDEM LEAF SPRING REAR SUSPENSION SETUP 407 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,940 THAT WAS DEVELOPED BY THE MILITARY. 408 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:29,450 AND IT WAS KIND OF INSTALLED BUT NOT FULLY INSTALLED. 409 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,350 AND THERE'S PARTS EVERYWHERE. THAT'S THE PROBLEM 410 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,380 WITH THIS CAMPER BUILD, KIND OF LIKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE. 411 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,080 WE GOT PIECES AND PARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 412 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:37,120 AND WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER 413 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,350 AND MAKE IT WORK. 414 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,560 I GOT THE BOLT OUT, TYSON. GO DOWN AND AROUND. 415 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,160 WHY DOES THAT ALREADY FEEL MORE STABLE 416 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,890 THAN WHAT THEY ALREADY HAD IN HERE? 417 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:46,360 BECAUSE IT IS. 418 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,000 THE TANDEM LEAF SPRING SUSPENSION IS PRETTY COOL. 419 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,730 YOU GET A LEAF SPRING OVER EACH AXLE. 420 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,670 AND THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SUPPORT A HEAVY LOAD. 421 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,940 BUT THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE ON A PIVOT POINT. 422 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,540 AND THAT ALLOWS THE AXLES TO TRAVEL INDEPENDENTLY. 423 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,010 IT ALLOWS YOU TO BASICALLY WALK OVER OBSTACLES. 424 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,710 PRETTY COOL SETUP AND SUPER DURABLE. 425 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,380 KIND OF LIKE A TEETER-TOTTER. 426 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,250 NOTHING LIKE A TEETER-TOTTER. 427 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:09,280 PIVOT POINT, TEETER. TOTTER. 428 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,950 TEETER. TOTTER. 429 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,820 -JUST LIKE A TEETER-TOTTER. -TOLD YOU. 430 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:15,060 IT'S ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU DESCRIBED IT. 431 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,490 -IT'S A PRETTY SLICK SETUP. -YEAH. 432 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,300 YOU'RE BONING MY SHOT, MAN. GET OUT. 433 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,600 WELL, AS USUAL, HEAVY D 434 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,630 LEAVES ME TO CLEAN UP HIS DIRTY WORK. 435 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,540 SO I'VE GOT TO SELL THIS MASSIVE 436 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:31,170 AND MASSIVELY EXPENSIVE 6x6 CAMPER BUILD. 437 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,610 SO I'M TAKING A FEW PICTURES, GONNA SHOP AROUND, 438 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,810 FIND A FEW INTERESTED BUYERS, AND START FROM THERE. 439 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:39,520 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THIS IS, LIKE, A STEP BACKWARDS. 440 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,220 HOW IS IT A STEP BACKWARDS? DID YOU SEE IT? 441 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,580 IT HAD WHEELS LAST TIME I SAW IT. 442 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:44,220 LIKE ANY GOOD SALESMAN 443 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,420 AND THANKS TO THE WORLD WIDE INTERWEB, 444 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,290 DID A LITTLE ONLINE RESEARCH. 445 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,790 FOUND OUT A LOT OF INTERESTING FACTS 446 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,130 ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE CAMPER. 447 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,800 TAKE YOU BACK TO WORLD WAR II. 448 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,830 ALL RIGHT? SOLDIERS CAME BACK FROM THE WAR... 449 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,170 HIGH HOPES, MONEY IN THEIR POCKET, AND THEY STARTED... 450 00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,330 YOU KNOW, WARTIME ECONOMY 451 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,170 CREATED HUGE HIGHWAYS, INFRASTRUCTURE... 452 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,010 TOURING THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR FAMILIES, 453 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,810 AND IT BECAME AN AMERICAN TRADITION... 454 00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,280 WE'RE GOING BACK TO WORLD WAR I, 1929, 455 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,710 THE ECONOMIC CRASH, EVERYTHING SLOWED DOWN. 456 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,080 R.V. SALES WERE IN THE TANK. 457 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,780 KOREA, THEN VIETNAM. YEAH. IT'S... 458 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,580 DESERT STORM, WE -- WHATEVER. 459 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,890 BUT THE POINT IS, 460 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,550 VETS DRIVE R.V.s. 461 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,260 COME ON. YOU GUYS ARE A SORRY BUNCH OF -- 462 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,360 -AH, IT'S GETTING REALLY BAD. -THIS IS GETTING WEIRD. 463 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,000 JUST, I'M SORRY. THAT GOT WEIRD, THAT LAST PART. 464 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,070 JUST BUILD -- JUST GET IT DONE. 465 00:17:31,070 --> 00:17:32,970 I FEEL LIKE A BUNCH OF VETS ARE GONNA KICK MY ASS. 466 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,170 WHOO-HOO! 467 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:44,450 BROTHER. YOU KNOW, THAT NIGHTWATCH, 468 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,780 WHAT HE LACKS IN PERSONAL HYGIENE, 469 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,350 HE MAKES UP FOR IT WITH A PASSION 470 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,390 FOR CLEANING A VEHICLE. 471 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,620 HE MISSED QUITE A FEW SPOTS. 472 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,320 I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS GOOD AT CLEANING IT. 473 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,830 I JUST SAID HE WAS VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT CLEANING IT. 474 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,300 [ ENGINE RUMBLING ] 475 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,700 [ ENGINE STOPS ] OH. 476 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,500 YOU SHUT OFF JUST IN TIME 'CAUSE THAT BELT JUST POPPED OFF. 477 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:10,440 YEAH, I THINK WE GOT A LOCKED UP POWER-STEERING PUMP. 478 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,570 IT'S WHAT'S CHUCKING THE BELT. 479 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,680 THE ENGINE SOUNDS GOOD ON THEIR HUMMER RIGHT NOW. 480 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,080 BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING GOING ON 481 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,380 WITH THE POWER-STEERING PUMP. 482 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:20,550 I GOT TO PULL IT OUT AND SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 483 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:24,290 LUCKILY, THERE'S JUST ENOUGH ROOM 484 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:27,290 FOR US FAT GUYS TO GET UNDER. 485 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,830 NOTHINGS MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN 486 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,360 THAN BEING UNDERNEATH A HUMMER. 487 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,500 I CHOSE THE TOP SIDE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH 488 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,000 IN POWER-STEERING FLUID. 489 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,970 YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST BE HONEST. 490 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,500 OH, THERE IT IS, THAT ONE. 491 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,500 -OHH. -GET HOSE JUICE ON YOU FACE? 492 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:44,670 NOT ON THE FACE. 493 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,610 [ GRUNTS ] 494 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,980 OH, IN THE EYE. 495 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,980 IT'S JUST PISSING EVERYWHERE. YEP. 496 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,310 DON'T HAVE AN OIL PAN? NO WORRIES. 497 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,980 -THAT'S WHY I GREW A BEARD. -[ LAUGHS ] 498 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:57,520 -HANG ON. -OH, THIS IS -- THIS IS NICE. 499 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,090 WHO NEEDS WATERFALLS IN HAWAII 500 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:01,920 WHEN YOU CAN WORK UNDERNEATH A HUMMER? 501 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:05,230 -[ IMITATES FANFARE ] -OH, GOT IT! 502 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,060 [ COUGHING ] 503 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,000 [ LAUGHS ] THE HEART. 504 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,300 Heavy: POWER-STEERING SYSTEM WORKS 505 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,400 USING A SERIES OF BELTS AND PULLEYS. 506 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,740 IF THE WRONG POWER STEERING PUMP IS INSTALLED, 507 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:17,010 ALL HELL COULD BREAK LOOSE. 508 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,510 LOOK AT THIS. SHAFT LINK. 509 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,240 I THINK IT'S JUST THE WRONG PUMP. 510 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,910 IN THIS CASE, THE LONGER SHAFT OF THE POWER STEERING PUMP 511 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,210 WAS MOVING THE PULLEY FARTHER FORWARD. 512 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,580 AND THE BELT WAS GOING OUT OF ALIGNMENT 513 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,620 WITH THE OTHER PULLEYS. 514 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,050 THIS THREW THE BELT OFF. 515 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,720 I MEAN, THAT HAS TO JUST BE THE WRONG PUMP. 516 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,190 ULTIMATELY, THIS IS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. 517 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,460 WE ORDER A NEW PART, 518 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,330 GET IT INSTALLED, BACK ON THE ROAD. 519 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,460 BUT WE'RE ALREADY ON BORROWED TIME WITH THIS GIVEAWAY. 520 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,500 SO I CANNOT AFFORD FOR ANYTHING ELSE 521 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,900 LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN. 522 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,800 MUSCLE! 523 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,270 WE NEED SOME PARTS. 524 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,090 WE'RE IN A RUSH TO PIMP OUT A HUMMER 525 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,030 THAT WE'RE GETTING READY FOR OUT NEXT GIVEAWAY. 526 00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:56,700 BUT IN THE HEAT OF THE ACTION, 527 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,270 WE FOUND A SLIGHT PROBLEM WITH THE STEERING. 528 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:00,900 -[ IMITATES FANFARE ] -OH, GOT IT! 529 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,900 CHAVIS FOUND THAT SOMEBODY HAD PREVIOUSLY 530 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,840 INSTALLED THE WRONG STEERING PUMP ON THIS THING. 531 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,570 SO WE ORDERED THE CORRECT ONE, THE SMALLER SHAFT. 532 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,010 VOILà, PROBLEM FIXED. 533 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,740 SEE HOW LONG THIS IS? 534 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,680 THAT'S LIKE SOLID INCH LONGER. 535 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,380 AND IT WAS PUSHING THAT PULLEY OUT. 536 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,450 YOU KNOW, BASICALLY, SOMEBODY TOOK A PUMP THAT WORKED. 537 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,220 YOU KNOW, IT BOLTED TO THE RESERVOIR. 538 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,160 THE BOLT PATTERN WAS THE SAME, PULLEY SIZE WAS THE SAME. 539 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,860 IT WAS JUST FOR A DIFFERENT APPLICATION. 540 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,160 -SPIN A LITTLE BIT MORE. -YOU JUST GOT TO HOLD IT. 541 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,860 -YEAH, I GOT IT. -SO CLOSE. 542 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,900 -AH, I GOT IT! -YOU GOT IT? 543 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,770 CAN'T GUARANTEE IT'S EVER COMING OFF. 544 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,500 -LOOKS GOOD TO ME. -CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID IT. 545 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,370 ¶¶ 546 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:41,170 Heavy: OUR MASSIVE EXPEDITION CAMPER BUILD 547 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,780 IS REALLY STARTING TO COME TOGETHER, 548 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,040 WHICH IS REALLY SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE IF YOU SAW IT BEFORE, 549 00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:48,080 YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT WAS LEFT FOR DEAD IN THE BACK LOT -- 550 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,350 HALF FINISHED, PIECES EVERYWHERE 551 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,950 UNTIL RED BEARD VOLUNTEERED TO SELL IT FOR 150k. 552 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,790 IF YOU WANT TO FIND A BUYER, YOU WORK ON THAT. 553 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:55,820 I'M DONE WITH THIS THING. 554 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,190 NO. I DON'T WANT TO FIND A BUYER. 555 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,930 THAT RED BEARD, HE'S A REAL NICE GUY. 556 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,700 YEP. AND NOW THAT WE GOT THE BACK CUT OFF THE F-650 557 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,630 WE CAN TAKE THE CAMPER, PLOP IT ON THERE... 558 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:06,970 -HOLD. -WHOA. WHOA. 559 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,400 ...ATTACH IT. BOOM. ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. 560 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,310 PUSH IT OVER. THERE YOU GO. PERFECT. 561 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,340 THROWING THE CAMPER UP ON THE CHASSIS, 562 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,440 THAT'S THE EASY PART. 563 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,180 NOW, TRYING TO ALIGN A CAMPER 564 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,510 THAT WEIGHS A FEW THOUSAND POUNDS 565 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:21,650 WITHIN A FEW MILLIMETERS WITH A FORKLIFT, 566 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:22,920 JUST GIVING IT A LITTLE NUDGE, 567 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,150 WELL, THINGS GET A LITTLE TRICKY. 568 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,090 HEY, WE'RE 3 1/2 INCHES OUT OF SQUARE. 569 00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:29,590 JUST TELL ME WHEN. I'M JUST GONNA GENTLY NUDGE IT. 570 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,920 NICE AND EASY. 571 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,930 ANOTHER INCH. 572 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:37,130 AND 1/2 INCH. 573 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,300 1/4 INCH. 574 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,570 OH! TOO FAR. 575 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,570 OH, COME ON. 576 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,540 WHOA! OH, WAY TOO FAR. 577 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,510 -IT JUMPED! -I TOLD YOU, "NICE AND EASY." 578 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,210 OKAY, GIVE ME A INCH AND A HALF. 579 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,720 OKAY, 1/2 INCH. 580 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,780 RIGHT THERE, THAT'S 1/2 INCH. 581 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,080 -NOPE. -DAMN IT. 582 00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:59,790 -DID I DO IT? -ANOTHER 1/2 INCH. 583 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:01,220 WHAT THE... 584 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,060 1/4 INCH. 585 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,560 ANOTHER 1/4. 586 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,260 WHOA! 13 1/4. COME ANOTHER 1/2 INCH. 587 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,660 WITH ALL THE 1/2 INCHES I'VE GIVEN YOU, 588 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,860 WE'VE GOT ABOUT 6 INCHES. OH. THAT WAS IT. 589 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:13,700 -RIGHT THERE. THAT'S PERFECT. -THAT WAS THE MONEY SHOT. 590 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,270 FELT GOOD ABOUT THAT. 591 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:17,300 -IT'S LIKE IT WENT HOME. -THAT'S IT, MAN. 592 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,300 NAILED IT? 593 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:19,440 -THAT'S YOUR SPOT. -ALL RIGHT. 594 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,280 WITH THE CAMPER ON AND THE PASS-THROUGH CUT, 595 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,180 FAB GUYS CAN GET TO WORK ON FINISHING OFF THE OPENING, 596 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,820 WHILE WE GET TO WORK ON MAKING THIS THING DRIVE. 597 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:35,890 [ LAUGHS ] 598 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:37,920 BASICALLY, WHAT WE GOT TO DO 599 00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:40,890 IS SWAP OUT THE MILITARY ROTORS 600 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,560 OUT FOR THEM SMALLER ONES. 601 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,100 SO THIS IS LIKE THE FLAVOR FLAV STARTER KIT. 602 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,130 AND THAT'S YOUR FLAVOR FLAV PRO KIT. 603 00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:49,640 EXACTLY. THIS IS THE ONE 604 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,870 THAT'S BEEN TURNED DOWN, MACHINED. 605 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,740 SO IF YOU LOOK AT THEM, THERE'S YOUR DIFFERENCE RIGHT THERE. 606 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,610 BECAUSE WE USE MILITARY-GRADE AXLES ON A LOT OF OUR BUILDS, 607 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,480 THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS MODIFICATIONS, 608 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,110 ESPECIALLY TO THE BRAKING SYSTEM. 609 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,150 YOU SEE, THESE AXLES ARE SET UP FOR AIR OVER DISC BRAKES. 610 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,650 WELL, THIS CAMPER DOESN'T HAVE AIR BRAKES. 611 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:09,290 SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SWAP OUT SOME REGULAR TRUCK CALIPERS, 612 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:11,960 SO THE HYDRAULIC BRAKES CAN STOP THIS TRUCK. 613 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,460 THAT WAS SO BORING. 614 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:16,700 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM? 615 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,460 CUE THE QUIET STORM. 616 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:19,770 Tyson: CAREFUL SLIDING THAT ON. 617 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:22,870 Dave: FIRST, YOU GOT TO BE GENTLE WITH YOUR ROTOR. 618 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,540 SNUG THIS NUT UP. 619 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,670 LET'S FIND A HOLE IT WILL FIT IN. 620 00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:27,840 ¶¶ 621 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,710 THEN YOU GOT TO GET YOUR AXLE SHAFT IN THERE 622 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,010 NICE AND TIGHT. 623 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,910 ¶¶ 624 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,420 TWIST IT. SQUEEZE IT. 625 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,950 WORK IT BACK AND FORTH A LITTLE BIT. 626 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:41,190 SHAZAM. 627 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:42,720 NOW IT'S TIME TO GET THOSE CALIPERS 628 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,020 SNUG TIGHT ON YOUR ROTOR. 629 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:46,260 SLIDE IT IN. 630 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,660 WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE. 631 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,960 AND DON'T FORGET TO SLIP ON YOUR RUBBER. 632 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,400 OH, GEEZ. 633 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,130 ¶¶ 634 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:57,340 YOU WANT THE BIG GUN? 635 00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:00,740 -NAH, THIS ONE WILL WORK. -YOU AFRAID? 636 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,740 TIRE MASTER. 637 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:06,080 ALL RIGHT. 638 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,650 ONLY FIVE MORE TO GO. 639 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,990 Heavy: NOW THAT WE'RE OVER THE HUMP 640 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:14,620 WITH THE POWER-STEERING ISSUE ON THE HUMMER, 641 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,720 IT'S TIME TO GET THIS BUILD ON THE FAST TRACK. 642 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,620 WE GOT TO GET A NEW STEREO SYSTEM. 643 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:20,060 WE GOT TO GET THE DOORS ON. 644 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,460 SWEET VINYL WRAP. 645 00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:27,400 AND, OF COURSE, SOME NEW SHOES. 646 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,710 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN THE PROS. 647 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:36,510 YOU GET DOWN, GET YOUR LEGS UNDER THE TIRE. 648 00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:38,240 GET YOUR CALVES UNDER THERE. 649 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,050 YOU LOOK, YOU LINE UP YOUR BOLTS. 650 00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:41,680 MOVE YOUR BUTT AS NEEDED. 651 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,120 THEN YOU PINCH WITH YOUR CALVES. 652 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,450 READY? 653 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:47,020 SEE, THAT'S NOT FAIR TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, THOUGH. 654 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,420 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOUR CALVES. THEN LOOK AT D.J.'s. 655 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:52,160 MY CALVES ARE LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR WRIST. 656 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,190 [ LAUGHS ] 657 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,090 IT'S REALLY BIGGER THAN MY CALF. 658 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,630 HE'S GOT YOU BEAT BY 3 INCHES. 659 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:58,800 -AND I'M EVEN FLEXING. -[ LAUGHS ] 660 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,470 THIS HUMMER'S NOT 100% DONE YET. 661 00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:02,940 BUT IT'S LOOKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR US TO GET A VIDEO GOING 662 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,800 TO ANNOUNCE THE GIVEAWAY ON OUR WEBSITE. 663 00:25:04,810 --> 00:25:07,440 AND MY VISION FOR THIS VIDEO IS SOMETHING TOUGH, 664 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,840 SOMETHING MILITARY, SOMETHING RUGGED. 665 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,010 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING? 666 00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,020 NOW, STOP. IT'S HUMMER TIME. 667 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,950 ¶¶ 668 00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:27,990 THE M.C. HUMMER GIVEAWAY STARTS NOW. 669 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,560 WHO TAUGHT YOU TO DANCE LIKE THAT? 670 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,570 Red Beard: SO WHAT'S OUR -- WHAT'S OUR GAME PLAN? 671 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,870 I THINK WE JUST STRIKE FEAR IN HIS EYES. 672 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,440 OKAY. I MEAN, I AM FRIENDS WITH THE GUY, 673 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,240 SO I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE, COME ON TOO STRONG. 674 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,010 FIGURE IT'S BEST TO START ON FAMILIAR GROUND 675 00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:43,640 WITH THIS EXPEDITION BUILD. 676 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,640 YOU KNOW, I USED TO OWN A PEST-CONTROL COMPANY, 677 00:25:45,650 --> 00:25:47,150 WHICH I SOLD TO A BUDDY OF MINE. 678 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:48,710 HE'S A HUGE OUTDOORSMAN. 679 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,080 SO I'M GONNA SEE 680 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,820 IF I CAN'T PERSUADE HIM TO BUY THIS BUILD OFF OF ME. 681 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,990 I MEAN, SHOOT. 682 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:56,590 I TALKED HIM INTO BUYING A COMPANY FROM ME. 683 00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:58,460 HOW DID YOU GET IN THE BUSINESS? 684 00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,060 -PEST-CONTROL BUSINESS? -YEAH. 685 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,760 I'M NOT VERY...EMPLOYABLE. 686 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,130 [ LAUGHS ] 687 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,760 SO I FIGURED THE BEST SOLUTION FOR THAT 688 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,230 IS TO START MY OWN BUSINESS. 689 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,540 JUST WENT DOOR TO DOOR SLINGING PEST CONTROL. 690 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,010 [ SNIFFS ] THE SMELL OF PESTICIDE, 691 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:14,140 I LOVE IT. 692 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,370 GOD, YOU'RE SICK. 693 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,340 -'SUP, CHASE? -RED BEARD, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 694 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,010 -LONG TIME. -'SUP, MAN? I'M THE MUSCLE. 695 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,510 -MUSCLE, CHASE. -NICE TO MEET YOU. 696 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,180 -YEAH, YOU, TOO. -HOW'S BUSINESS GOING? 697 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,850 BUSINESS IS GOOD, YEAH. 698 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,120 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 699 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,620 -WHAT? -YOU DON'T SMELL IT. 700 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:29,090 -WHY? -THAT KILLS BUGS. 701 00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:30,420 I'M NOT A BUG. 702 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,890 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LICK IT. 703 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:33,730 -DOES THIS BRING BACK MEMORIES? -YEAH, DUDE. 704 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:35,830 GOOD MEMORIES -- JUST OUT IN THE HEAT, 705 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,360 SPRAYING FOR BUGS. 706 00:26:37,370 --> 00:26:38,960 THAT SOUNDS LIKE BAD MEMORIES. 707 00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:41,670 ANYWAY, THE REASON WE'RE HERE -- HERE, CHECK THESE OUT. 708 00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:43,000 WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME? 709 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,640 THE CRAZIER I ACT, 710 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,470 THE MORE CHAOTIC THAT I MAKE IT, 711 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,670 THE MORE SANE IT FEELS 712 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,750 FOR ME TO GET YOU TO BUY A $150,000 HALF-DONE CAMPER. 713 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,850 ¶¶ 714 00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:56,820 Red Beard: SO, THIS IS OUR LATEST BUILD. 715 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:00,450 JUST BASICALLY THE ULTIMATE OUTDOORSMAN'S VEHICLE. 716 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:02,090 [ GRUNTS, COUGHS ] 717 00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:04,190 YOU GOT 6x6. 718 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,790 YOU GOT THREE AXLES. 719 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:08,630 THIS CAN GO ANYWHERE. 720 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,570 ANYWAY, FIGURED, "CHASE IS AN OUTDOORSMAN. 721 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:15,600 HE MIGHT BE INTERESTED. 722 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,300 HE'S GOT A NICE, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS." 723 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:18,440 [ COUGHS ] 724 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,270 -GOT THE -- -YOU ALL RIGHT, BRO? 725 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:21,440 YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 726 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:27,080 WE'RE, UH, GETTING RID OF THAT FOR ABOUT $150,000. 727 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,150 YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME. 728 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,580 [ SIGHS HEAVILY ] 729 00:27:30,590 --> 00:27:33,090 YEAH, I DON'T BLAME YOU. 730 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,390 -THE GRUNTS, DUDE. -HE WAS SCARED. 731 00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:35,820 Red Beard: NO, HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE, 732 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,820 "DUDE, IS THIS GUY REALLY GONNA, LIKE, CRAP HIS PANTS?" 733 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,490 WHAT WAS NOT INTIMIDATING ABOUT THOSE GRUNTS? 734 00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:42,160 IT WAS JUST OVER THE TOP. YOU JUST GOT A LITTLE STRANGE. 735 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,730 HONESTLY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS 736 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:47,470 ABOUT FINDING A BUYER FOR THIS 6x6 CAMPER BUILD. 737 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:51,770 YOU ARE REALLY BEING A NEGATIVE NANCY RIGHT NOW. 738 00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,340 OH! 739 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,610 DON'T GO ANYWHERE, 'CAUSE COMING UP NEXT, 740 00:27:55,610 --> 00:27:57,380 HEAVY D's PLAN TO REVEAL THE HUMMER WINNER 741 00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,210 IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 742 00:28:00,210 --> 00:28:01,710 [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] 743 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,620 ¶¶ 744 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:07,720 NO! 745 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,810 WE'VE ANNOUNCED THE M.C. HUMMER GIVEAWAY. 746 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,250 SO NOW, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS SIT BACK AND WAIT 747 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,620 FOR THE ENTRIES TO COME IN. 748 00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:22,020 MEANWHILE, WE CAN FOCUS ON THE EXPEDITION CAMPER 749 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:23,790 THAT RED BEARD HAS BEEN TRYING 750 00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:26,220 AND FAILING MISERABLY TO GET SOLD. 751 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,120 Red Beard: 2000 F-650. 752 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:32,460 CAMPER ON THE BACK, THAT'S A PALOMINI 179-ER. 753 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,960 -I'M REALLY INTERESTED. -GOOD. 754 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,660 BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED AT $150,000. 755 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,370 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 756 00:28:37,370 --> 00:28:39,200 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT? 757 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,370 YEP. WHILE RED BEARD'S DISTRACTED 758 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:44,040 WE CAN GO LOAD UP ON SUPPLIES FOR THE EXPEDITION CAMPER. 759 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,740 AND SOME OTHER STUFF, TOO, RIGHT? 760 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,680 -ABSOLUTELY. -[ CHUCKLES ] 761 00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:52,110 UM, TOILETS. 762 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,490 NEED A DRAIN. 763 00:28:56,490 --> 00:28:58,820 [ PIPE CRACKLES ] 764 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,490 WHOA. 765 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:02,830 [ LOW THUMPS RESONATING ] 766 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,140 THAT SOUNDS NICE. I WANT TO GET ONE OF THESE JUST FOR THAT. 767 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,500 -OH. -BOOM. 768 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:17,040 TANKS. YOU WANT THAT ONE OVER THAT ONE? 769 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,510 THAT ONE COULD HOLD WAY MORE TURDS. 770 00:29:18,510 --> 00:29:20,080 -THAT'S A BATHTUB. -YEAH. 771 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,310 WE'VE GOT TO TRACK DOWN 772 00:29:21,310 --> 00:29:24,180 THE BIGGEST BLACK AND GRAY WATER TANKS WE CAN FIND. 773 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,910 THOSE ARE WHAT HOLD THE SEWAGE. 774 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,680 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING OFF THE GRID 775 00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:28,950 FOR WEEKS AT A TIME 776 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:31,290 AND THEN HAVING TO CONSTANTLY UNLOAD DEUCES 777 00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:32,390 FROM YOUR BLACK TANK. 778 00:29:32,390 --> 00:29:34,660 YEAH, THAT REALLY STINKS. 779 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,730 ¶¶ 780 00:29:36,730 --> 00:29:39,060 COUPLE OF THOSE. JUST NEED THE POOP SOCKET. 781 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:40,800 NECESSITIES. PARTY LIGHTS. 782 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,500 GET THE RED-HOT PEPPERS AND THE CACTUSES. 783 00:29:46,270 --> 00:29:48,700 SO MUCH STUFF. 784 00:29:48,710 --> 00:29:50,710 [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 785 00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:53,440 [ High-pitched ] "DON'T CALL ME AND IDIOT. THAT'S MEAN." 786 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,250 THAT'S ACTUALLY SPECTACULAR. 787 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,950 CALL THE EMPLOYEES. 788 00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:08,020 NOW THAT WE'VE GOT ALL THE SUSPENSION AND AXLE WORK DONE, 789 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:09,590 THIS EXPEDITION CAMPER'S SHAPING UP TO BE 790 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,160 A REAL MONSTER OFF-ROAD. 791 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,600 BUT NOW, WE GOT TO MAKE IT A MONSTER OFF THE GRID. 792 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,800 ACCORDING TO MY UNDERSTANDING, 793 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,470 HE DOESN'T WANT TO DRILL THROUGH THE FRAME. 794 00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:17,900 YOU DON'T WANT TO WEAKEN IT TOO MUCH 795 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,270 BY DRILLING A BUNCH OF HOLES IN IT. 796 00:30:19,270 --> 00:30:20,640 YOU'RE GONNA BRING YOUR POOP CHUTE 797 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,100 ALL THE WAY DOWN AND THE CURVE BACK UP, 798 00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:23,370 AND JUST PRAY YOUR TURD LEARNS 799 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,370 HOW TO ROCK CLIMB INTO THE TANK. 800 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:28,680 -YOU MIGHT HAVE TO. -SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 801 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,880 SO, YOUR EXISTING TOILET DRAIN 802 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,650 AND SHOWER DRAIN ARE OVER HERE. 803 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,850 SO WE'RE GONNA GO THROUGH THE ACTUAL FLOOR OF THE CAMPER 804 00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:37,750 RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE MASTER BED. 805 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,320 SO WHEN YOUR SLEEPING, AND YOUR WIFE'S IN THERE -- 806 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,560 YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT COME BY. 807 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,690 I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE QUIET. 808 00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:44,890 -[ WHOOSHES ] -DEPENDS ON HOW BIG IT IS. 809 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,830 JUST WATCHING "THE JETSONS." 810 00:30:46,830 --> 00:30:48,060 [ WHIRRING ] 811 00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,870 THAT WAS NICE, WAY BETTER THAN MINE. 812 00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:51,870 BEING COMPLETELY SELF-CONTAINED 813 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:53,240 AND SELF-SUFFICIENT 814 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,100 IS GONNA BE A HUGE SELLING POINT FOR THIS CAMPER. 815 00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:58,410 THAT MEANS THAT IT CAN STAY OUT IN THE WILD FOR WEEKS AT A TIME. 816 00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:00,980 AND I GOT ANOTHER TRICK UP MY SLEEVE TO MAKE SURE THIS BABY 817 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:03,180 CAN STAY OUT AS LONG AS SHE WANTS. 818 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,180 YO, HEAVY. 819 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:06,380 GET YOU OUT HERE FOR A SECOND? 820 00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:11,390 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, BUDDY? 821 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:13,160 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THE SOLAR PANELS, MAN? 822 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,720 ARE YOU JUST THROWING -- ADD MORE STUFF? 823 00:31:14,730 --> 00:31:16,120 -THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -YEAH. 824 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:17,930 SEEMS LIKE WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME, 825 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:19,900 EVERY TIME WE DO A BUILD. WE HAVE A PLAN, AND IT -- 826 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,330 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE HAVE PLANS. 827 00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:23,300 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, 828 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,270 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SELL THIS THING. 829 00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:28,400 AND I'M GOING THE EXTRA MILE -- HOLD ON. HEAR ME OUT -- 830 00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:30,040 TO MAKE THIS THING COMPLETELY SELF-SUFFICIENT. 831 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,410 SO THAT WHEN YOU GO TO SELL IT TO SOMEBODY 832 00:31:31,410 --> 00:31:32,670 THAT'S GONNA SPEND 150 GRAND, 833 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,110 YOU CAN SAY, "OH, BY THE WAY, IT'S SOLAR-POWERED." 834 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:37,110 MY POINT IS, THIS THING IS SELLING ITSELF. 835 00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:39,280 -LIKE, IT'S ALREADY -- -MM, I DON'T SEE A CHECK. 836 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,880 I'M BEATING PEOPLE OFF WITH A STICK. 837 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,850 CHRIS, HAS HE BEATEN YOU WITH A STICK TODAY? 838 00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:44,820 NO? NO STICK BEATINGS? 839 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,250 SEE? NO. CHRIS IS FINE. 840 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:49,660 WELL, YOU DON'T BEAT PEOPLE OFF WITH A STICK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 841 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:50,860 THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. 842 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:52,260 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 843 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:53,830 -IT DID HAPPEN. -NO, IT DIDN'T. 844 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,240 Heavy: WE'RE PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES ON THE M.C. HUMMER. 845 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,000 IT TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY QUICK PROJECT. 846 00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:04,010 BUT HONESTLY, I THINK THE WINNER IS GONNA BE PUMPED 847 00:32:04,010 --> 00:32:05,440 WITH ALL THE CUSTOM UPGRADES. 848 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,240 NOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 849 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,310 -GIVE IT AWAY. -GIVE IT AWAY. 850 00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:11,910 -[ LAUGHS ] -PARTY TIME. 851 00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:18,290 OUR WHOLE SHOP IS HEADED UP TO A LOCAL GO-KART TRACK 852 00:32:18,290 --> 00:32:19,620 TO FILM A SPECIAL VIDEO 853 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:22,520 TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE M.C. HUMMER GIVEAWAY. 854 00:32:22,530 --> 00:32:25,390 AND DON'T WORRY, AMERICA. THE GUNS YOU SEE IN THIS VIDEO, 855 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,600 THEY'RE NOT REAL GUNS. THEY'RE AIRSOFT. 856 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,960 THEY ACTUALLY KIND OF HURT. 857 00:32:28,970 --> 00:32:31,470 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. TIME TO PICK A WINNER. 858 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,940 THE M.C. HUMMER VIDEO BROUGHT OVER 100,000 NEW VISITORS 859 00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:36,470 TO OUR WEBSITE. THAT MAKES IT ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL 860 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:37,870 GIVEAWAYS WE'VE DONE YET. 861 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,210 MAKES IT MY MOST SUCCESSFUL DANCE MOVE I'VE EVER DONE. 862 00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:42,810 WE'VE NARROWED THE GIVEAWAY DOWN TO 10 FINALISTS. 863 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:45,350 HERE'S THE RULES. THERE'S 10 CARS, 864 00:32:45,350 --> 00:32:47,180 10 DRIVERS, 10 BALLOONS. 865 00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:49,050 EACH ONE OF YOU IS GONNA TAKE A GO-KART. 866 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,120 AND THE BALLOON HAS A NAME OF A FINALIST IN IT. 867 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,220 EXCELLENT. 868 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,220 YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVING WITH ONE HAND. 869 00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:57,860 AND YOU'VE GOT THIS LITTLE AIRSOFT GUN 870 00:32:57,860 --> 00:33:01,200 IN THE OTHER HAND. 871 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,830 LAST BALLOON STANDING, WELL, THAT'S THE WINNER OF THE HUMMER. 872 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:06,270 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TAKE YOUR GO-KART. 873 00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:08,670 [ PANTING ] 874 00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:09,770 YEAH. 875 00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:17,410 Muscle: I DON'T CARE IF I RUN OUT OF BULLETS DURING THE RACE. 876 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,880 I'LL PISTOL-WHIP SOMEBODY BALLOON. 877 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,380 I'LL GET OUT, KICK A BALLOON OFF. 878 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:23,220 WOMEN, CHILDREN, I DON'T CARE. 879 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,190 Dave: MY PAPPY WAS A GO-KARTER. 880 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:27,590 HIS PAPPY WAS A GO-KARTER. 881 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:30,630 GO-KARTIN' RUNS RICH THROUGH OUR BLOOD. 882 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:33,730 PROBLEM IS, NONE OF US CAN SHOOT WORTH A LICK. 883 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,200 Heavy: HERE'S THE DEAL. 884 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,470 IF I DON'T WIN, EVERYONE'S FIRED. 885 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:42,540 -ARE YOU NERVOUS? -LITTLE BIT. 886 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:44,970 JUST TRYING TO BREATHE THROUGH IT, BREATHE THROUGH IT. 887 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,810 IT'S GAME TIME. 888 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:53,850 [BLEEP] 889 00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:55,450 HERE WE GO! 890 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,650 [ ENGINES REVVING ] 891 00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:04,860 [ "IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING" PLAYING ] 892 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:05,990 [ GIGGLES ] 893 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:11,430 NO! 894 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,110 AAH! 895 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:19,840 I'M OUT OF BULLETS! I'M OUT OF BULLETS! 896 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:27,220 AAH! HELP! 897 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:31,850 YEAH! 898 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:35,960 [ BALLOON POPS, SQUEAKS ] 899 00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:51,440 SON OF A GUN! 900 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,640 [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BULLETS! 901 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,710 -OH, GOD! -[ LAUGHING ] 902 00:34:56,710 --> 00:34:58,750 I'M SO PISSED! 903 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,620 -WHO IS IT? -WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 904 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:02,980 GUYS, GATHER AROUND. YOU READY FOR THIS? 905 00:35:02,990 --> 00:35:04,820 -LET'S SEE WHO WON. -YEAH, WE'RE READY. 906 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:06,720 -M.C. HUMMER. -IT'S M.C. HUMMER TIME! 907 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,360 -AHH. -PUT HIM DOWN. 908 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,790 SO, THE NAME THAT WE FIND IN THIS BALLOON RIGHT HERE 909 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,330 IS THE WINNER OF THE M.C. HUMMER. 910 00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:15,130 YOU HAD A KNIFE THE WHOLE TIME? THAT'S CHEATING. 911 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,670 [ WOMEN SCREAM ] GEEZ. 912 00:35:16,670 --> 00:35:17,900 NAME IS... 913 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,170 [ IMITATES DRUMROLL ] 914 00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:20,440 JOSH WILES, RIGHT HERE. 915 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,700 JOSH WILES. 916 00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:23,000 -WHOO-HOO! -YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY. 917 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:24,840 -NICE. -[ CACKLING ] 918 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,410 CONGRATULATIONS. 919 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:28,280 [ WHOOPING, CACKLING ] 920 00:35:31,010 --> 00:35:34,380 COMING UP, JOSH WILES IS COMING. 921 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,080 JOSH WILES IS COMING! 922 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:39,190 THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. PLEASE BRING IN THE PACKAGE. 923 00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:41,560 -[ LAUGHS ] -DUDE, THAT THING'S SWEET. 924 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,260 SO, WE GOT THE YELLOW STUFF... 925 00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:50,570 CANDY BARS. 926 00:35:58,710 --> 00:35:59,970 Shh, LISTEN. 927 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:02,540 [ PLOP ] 928 00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:04,410 WHAT DO YOU LADIES NEED HELP WITH? 929 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,510 WE NEED AN EXTRA HAND. 930 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,420 -ALL RIGHT. -GO OVER WHERE TYSON'S AT. 931 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:10,280 WE NEED TO MEASURE THIS POINT. 932 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:12,020 YOU GUYS, LET ME KNOW WHEN IT'S LINED UP. 933 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:14,890 YOU SEE THE MARK? GOT TO GET BASICALLY RIGHT ON THAT MARK. 934 00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:18,260 THAT BLACK MARK THAT'S RIGHT THERE? 935 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,590 -LINED UP? -TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE -- 936 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,760 -YEAH. -OHH, YOU -- 937 00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:24,300 I'M KICKING YOUR ASS! 938 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,240 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 939 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,100 DAVE'S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED. 940 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:30,870 [ LAUGHTER ] 941 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,440 AFTER A WHITE-KNUCKLE GO-KARRACE 942 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:37,910 TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE M.C. HUMMER... 943 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,680 -AAH! -JOSH WILES. 944 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,880 -WHOO-HOO! -YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY. 945 00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:44,790 ...IT'S FINALLY TIME TO GIVE IT AWAY. 946 00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:46,890 EVEN THOUGH WE HAD A TON OF PEOPLE ENTER TO WIN, 947 00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:48,490 THE TRUE TEST OF SUCCESS 948 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:51,230 IS TO SEE HOW THIS WINNER IS GONNA REACT TO THE HUMMER. 949 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:52,360 JOSH WILES. 950 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,530 -WHAT'S UP? -SUP, BUDDY? 951 00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:55,360 MAN, I COULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WON THE HUMMER. 952 00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:57,500 IT WAS -- IT WAS -- I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK. 953 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,170 HEAVY D, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. 954 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,900 PLEASE BRING IN THE PACKAGE. 955 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,440 ¶¶ 956 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,010 LET'S SEE IT. 957 00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:07,640 -NO WAY, MAN. -[ CHUCKLES ] 958 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,640 -DUDE, THAT THING'S SWEET. -THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 959 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,620 THAT THING IS AWESOME, MAN. 960 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,250 -NO WAY. -WHOO-HOO! 961 00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:23,490 MAN, TALK ABOUT DRAMATIC ENTRANCE. 962 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:25,460 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A DRIVE IN THE HILLS. 963 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,960 -I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE JOSH? -YES, SIR. 964 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,960 -GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN. -OH, THIS THING'S AWESOME. 965 00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:31,830 IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL TRUCK. 966 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,940 Heavy: THIS HUMMER WAS A MESS WHEN WE FIRST GOT IT. 967 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,040 BUT WE CLEANED HER UP, PUT HER BACK TOGETHER, 968 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,340 FIXED UP THE POWER STEERING. 969 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,410 WE WRAPPED HER UP IN A BEAUTIFUL BLACK VINYL WRAP 970 00:37:40,410 --> 00:37:42,510 AND A TOP-OF-THE-LINE STEREO SYSTEM. 971 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,710 THEN TO TAKE THIS H1's OFF-ROAD CAPABILITY TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 972 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,420 WE ADDED NEW 37-INCH PATRIOT TIRES 973 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:51,020 AND 20-INCH ANTHEM WHEELS. 974 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,190 FINALLY, WE COMPLETED THE BADASS LOOK 975 00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:55,590 WITH A NEW GRILLE GUARD, LIGHT BAR, 976 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:56,990 AND L.E.D. HEADLIGHTS 977 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:59,030 THAT'LL HELP LIGHT THE WAY ON ANY TERRAIN. 978 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:04,100 -YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, RIGHT? -YEP. 979 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,970 SO, THIS IS, LIKE, 980 00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:08,400 THE ULTIMATE CALIFORNIA MOBILE. 981 00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:10,610 -TOP COMES OFF, DOORS COME OFF. -MM-HMM. 982 00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:12,470 YOU CAN HANG WHATEVER BODY PARTS YOU WANT OUT. 983 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,010 NOBODY'S GONNA JUDGE YOU. I FEEL LIKE 984 00:38:14,010 --> 00:38:16,040 I COULD JUST SIT HERE AND TALK YOUR EAR OFF FOREVER. 985 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:17,750 BUT YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 986 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,550 -UNTIL YOU DRIVE IT. -ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT. 987 00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:20,920 -GIVE IT A SHOT? -ARE YOU READY? 988 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,120 I AM READY. 989 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,390 DUDE, THIS THING IS SO SICK. 990 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,890 Dave: NICE, BRO. 991 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,700 AH, KING OF THE WORLD. 992 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:37,470 DUDE, THIS THING'S AWESOME. 993 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:39,400 IT'S A FRIGGIN' TANK. I'M HONESTLY SPEECHLESS. 994 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,800 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 995 00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:44,710 DRIVING THAT HUMMER WITH HEAVY D AND DIESEL DAVE WAS SO MUCH FUN. 996 00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:49,680 Heavy: ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF GIVING AWAY TRUCKS 997 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,310 IS MEETING ALL THESE AWESOME WINNERS. 998 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,710 JOSH IS A SUPER COOL KID. 999 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,020 AND HONESTLY, HE SEEMS PRETTY DESERVING OF THIS HUMMER. 1000 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,820 AND NOW WE GOT A FRIEND IN CALIFORNIA. 1001 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:05,790 A LITTLE BIT. ONE, TWO, THREE. 1002 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,260 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 1003 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,670 Red Beard: GLAD YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT. 1004 00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:13,700 GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING ON. 1005 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:15,500 Wade: WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIFIC IN MIND. 1006 00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:16,870 I'VE BEEN GOING ABOUT MY STRATEGY 1007 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:19,210 FOR SELLING THIS EXPEDITION CAMPER ALL WRONG. 1008 00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:20,740 AS I WAS HUNTING DOWN SOME BALLOONS 1009 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,180 FOR THIS HUMMER GIVEAWAY, IT HIT ME. 1010 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:26,050 WHOSE SPENDS MONEY ON THE OUTDOORS? 1011 00:39:26,050 --> 00:39:28,420 HUNTERS. 1012 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:29,620 -NICE. -[ LAUGHS ] 1013 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,690 OH, MY -- 1014 00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:32,920 -THAT'S THE ONE. -OH, MAN. 1015 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,520 AND WHO HAS A TON OF HUNTERS? 1016 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,530 UTAH. [ IMITATES GUNSHOT ] 1017 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:39,760 "THAT'S THE ONE"? WHY ARE THEY SAYING "THAT'S THE ONE"? 1018 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,300 -THAT'S THE ONE. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1019 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,300 -THESE ARE SERIOUS BUYERS. -LOOK AT HIM. 1020 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,370 -WOW. -YOU GIVE HIM ONE JOB. 1021 00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:45,700 -HE CRUSHED IT. -IS THIS REAL, GUYS? 1022 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,200 YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THIS THING? 1023 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,440 OUR COMPANY'S HUNTIN' FOOL. 1024 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,310 I'M SHOCKED THAT RED BEARD ACTUALLY PULLED THROUGH. 1025 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,640 OH, MY GOSH. 1026 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,940 WE CAN -- WE'RE MAKING MEMORIES. 1027 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:57,350 -[ LAUGHS ] -YOU'RE ALREADY MAKING MEMORIES. 1028 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:58,810 -SOLD. -DONE. 1029 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,220 IT'S LIKE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. 1030 00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:03,520 THIS IS JUST, KIND OF, AS ICONIC OF A BASE CAMP FOR US. 1031 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,550 AND THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD JUST WRAPPED IN, 1032 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,690 -LIKE, A SOLID CAMO PATTERN. -WE LOVE IT. 1033 00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,260 BUT THERE'S JUST A FEW STIPULATIONS. 1034 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:11,290 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT WE HAD A RACK ON THE BACK. 1035 00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:13,860 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT IS A DECENT SIZED RACK 1036 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,700 THAT MAYBE YOU COULD PUT A FOUR-WHEELER ON, GEAR ON, 1037 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,230 -BUT IT'S ALSO REMOVABLE? -AND ALSO, OVER THE CAB, 1038 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,800 LUGGAGE RACK, FULL-LENGTH. 1039 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,740 AND THEN WE'D LIKE TO STAY WITH THAT $150,000 BUDGET. 1040 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:23,870 INCLUDING YOUR -- 1041 00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:26,210 INCLUDING ALL THE THINGS I JUST ASKED FOR. 1042 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,710 -HEY, WE BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS. -WELL, WE APPRECIATE THAT. 1043 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:30,080 -YOU KNOW -- -OKAY, GREAT. AWESOME. 1044 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,710 I'M WAITING TO HEAR YOUR OTHER STIPULATIONS 1045 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,680 BEFORE I SIGN. 1046 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,020 WE NEED IT DONE IN 2 WEEKS. 1047 00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,850 WE'VE GOT A SHOW THAT WE'RE GONNA BE GOING TO. 1048 00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:38,850 SO IT GIVES YOU 2 WEEKS TO FINISH UP. 1049 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:40,090 YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT AND ALL 1050 00:40:40,090 --> 00:40:41,920 THAT THESE GUYS WANT TO BUY THIS CAMPER. 1051 00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:43,320 BUT THEY'RE ONLY GIVING US 2 WEEKS 1052 00:40:43,330 --> 00:40:44,990 TO GET IT DONE, OR THE DEAL IS OFF. 1053 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,460 WE HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE ENGINE OR TRANSMISSION YET. 1054 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,760 THIS COULD GET... 1055 00:40:48,770 --> 00:40:52,170 -TRICKY. -...INTERESTING. 1056 00:40:52,170 --> 00:40:53,330 150k. 1057 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,470 -THANK YOU. -YOU GOT A DEAL. 1058 00:40:54,470 --> 00:40:55,740 YOU'RE AWESOME. THANK YOU, GUYS. 1059 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:58,240 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS TRUCK'S GONNA BE AWESOME. 1060 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,770 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 1061 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:05,510 -GIVE ME GOOD NEWS. -CAN YOU HEAR THE CLICK? 1062 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,750 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1063 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,080 WE'VE GOT 1 WEEK LEFT TO DELIVER THIS THING. 1064 00:41:09,090 --> 00:41:11,750 WHO'S GONNA BUY A VEHICLE FOR $150,000 1065 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,420 THAT DOESN'T EVEN TURN OVER? 1066 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,990 Man: WHAT? WHOA! 1067 00:41:14,990 --> 00:41:16,220 THIS IS THE NEXT BUILD. 1068 00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:17,930 A HELICOPTER FOR, LIKE, 9-YEAR-OLDS. 1069 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,690 -"GET TO THE CHOPPA." -THAT BOLT'S BROKEN. 1070 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,230 CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST SHEARED RIGHT OFF. 1071 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,830 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING BEING SO LOUD? 1072 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:26,970 AND...WE'RE UP. 1073 00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:29,340 MAN, IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP. 1074 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,640 THIS THING WON'T CLIMB A HILL WITHOUT BLOWING UP. 1074 00:41:32,305 --> 00:42:32,660 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm