"Diesel Brothers" Truck Norris

1 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:04,920 WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,060 CHUCK NORRIS! 3 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:09,360 BAM! 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,860 PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE RIGHT THERE. 5 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:12,400 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU FEEL GOOD? 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,830 SO, HERE'S THE THING. 7 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,200 I'M HEAVY D. 8 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,770 CHUCK NORRIS FAN OVER HERE IS DIESEL DAVE. 9 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,140 AH, COME ON! 10 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:19,940 YEAH! 11 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,300 AND TONIGHT WE'RE BUILDING A TRUCK 12 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,270 FOR CHUCK NORRIS! 13 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,470 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 14 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,110 AND TOGETHER, WE OWN AND OPERATE dieselsellerz.com, 15 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,880 WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE WORLD'S LARGEST MARKETPLACE 16 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,180 FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING DIESEL. 17 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:33,420 AND CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING. 18 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:34,820 HE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING! 19 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:37,550 THAT'S RIGHT. WE ARE BUILDING A TRUCK FOR CHUCK NORRIS 20 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,920 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 21 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,030 WE FIND TRUCKS. WE FLIP TRUCKS. WE SELL 'EM FOR A PROFIT. 22 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:45,700 AND SOMETIMES WE BUILD THEM FOR LEGENDS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS! 23 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,830 TONIGHT, JUST TONIGHT, IS THE ONLY TIME 24 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,230 WE EVER BUILD A TRUCK FOR CHUCK NORRIS. 25 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:50,700 BUT, YEAH, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 26 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:51,900 CHUCK NORRIS? 27 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:54,400 NO WAY! 28 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:55,910 WELCOME TO "DIESEL BROTHERS." 29 00:00:55,910 --> 00:00:59,280 SO STAY TUNED, AMERICA, 'CAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS COMIN'. 30 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,780 ACTUALLY, AT THE START OF THIS EPISODE, WHEN WE -- 31 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,810 WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW CHUCK WAS COMING. 32 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:04,920 STAY TUNED, AMERICA, 33 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,880 'CAUSE SOMETHING COOL IS GONNA HAPPEN. 34 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:08,950 LIKE, CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING. 35 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:10,850 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS HERE? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT? 36 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:12,990 OH! OH! 37 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,760 WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS? 38 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,990 YEAH, MAN! PRETTY NICE ONE, HUH? 39 00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:21,500 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 40 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,630 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 41 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,970 WHAT IF THEY GET CALLED ON A FIRE WHILE WE'RE THERE? 42 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:32,880 THEN WE GET TO GO. 43 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,780 Heavy D: A FEW OF THE MUSCLE'S UNCLES 44 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,280 WORK AT A LOCAL FIREHOUSE, 45 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,620 AND THEY'RE TELLING ME THEY'VE GOT AN OLD FIRE TRUCK FOR SALE, 46 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,150 WHICH IS COOL BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 47 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,590 TO TURN A FIRE TRUCK INTO A TOW TRUCK. 48 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,720 THIS TRUCK DRIVES VERY SMOOTH. 49 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,990 THANKS. 50 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,220 DID YOU BUILD IT? 51 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:49,790 NO. 52 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:56,230 WHAT'S UP, UNCLE? WHAT'S UP, MAN? 53 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,240 WHATCHA DOIN'? NICE. HOW YOU DOIN'? 54 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,500 GOOD. 55 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:02,810 THIS IS DIESEL DAVE AND HEAVY D. 56 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:05,010 DID YOU STEAL A BRO HUG FROM THE UNCLE? 57 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:07,310 OH, YOU GOT SOME OF THE BRO HUG. 58 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,380 ALL RIGHT. WAY TO START A DEAL. 59 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,280 THIS IS MY UNCLE BRENT. HEY, UNCLE. 60 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,750 YELLOW HERO. 61 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,590 ABSOLUTELY. I LOVE THAT COLOR! 62 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:18,920 THAT WOULD BE DAMN NEAR PERFECT FOR WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO. 63 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,420 WHAT'S THE DETAILS ON IT? 64 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:22,930 SO, IT'S A '92 SPARTAN. IT HAS A DETROIT 60 MOTOR. 65 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,030 OOH. 66 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,060 THE DETROIT 60 ENGINE IN THIS FIRE TRUCK 67 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:30,070 IS A DREAM 68 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,040 BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPERPOWERFUL. 69 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,940 THEY MAKE 450 TO 500 HORSE ALL DAY LONG. 70 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,440 THEY'RE WAY RELIABLE. 71 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,110 THEY GOT ALL THE TORQUE YOU NEED. 72 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,710 THEY'RE USED A IN A HUGE VARIETY 73 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:40,980 OF OVER-THE-ROAD TRUCKS, 74 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:43,480 HEAVY EQUIPMENT, AND EVEN OCEAN VESSELS. 75 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,280 THESE THINGS SELL FOR 8 OR 9 GRAND ON THEIR OWN. 76 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:50,090 SO THERE'S A TON OF VALUE JUST IN THE ENGINE ALONE. 77 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,490 I MEAN, REALISTICALLY, YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT ROOM 78 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,160 FOR EIGHT SEATS IN THERE, RIGHT? 79 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,260 YEAH. NICE, MAN. I LIKE IT. 80 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,730 SO, RUNS PRETTY GOOD, THOUGH? 81 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:57,360 YEAH. YOU MIND IF I START IT? 82 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,160 NO. GO FOR IT. 83 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,330 [ GROANS ] 84 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:05,440 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 85 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,070 PURRS JUST LIKE A KITTEN. 86 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:09,540 OH, GOOD LINE. 87 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,440 [ HORN HONKS ] WHOA. 88 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:15,080 FOOT HORN?! 89 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,250 NOT GONNA LIE. NO CHECK ENGINE LIGHTS. 90 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,920 DO THEY ALL HAVE FOOT HORNS? 91 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,220 SOME. SOME HAVE 'EM. I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY. 92 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:22,820 IT'S ONLY GOT ABOUT 140,000 MILES, 93 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:24,550 WHICH MEANS PRETTY MUCH NOTHIN'. 94 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,520 [ RADIO BEEPS ] CAN YOU PLEASE? 95 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,460 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. 96 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,630 DISPATCHER: Station 42, Station 41B, 97 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:32,200 they have a structure fire. 98 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,560 I GOT TO CHECK THAT. OKAY. 99 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,770 Requesting fire. 100 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:38,640 IS IT 51? 51. 101 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,870 [ Echoing ] THEN WE GET TO GO. 102 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:45,040 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 103 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:53,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 104 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,290 THAT CAT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 105 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:00,820 THE CAT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 106 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,530 HE'S GOING OUT ON THAT ONE? 107 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:05,500 NO, THE OTHER STATION IS, SO... 108 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,030 YOU KNOW, I KNOW HOW CITIES KIND OF WORK. 109 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:08,100 IT'S THE HIGHEST BID. 110 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,530 PROBABLY NOT A TON OF ROOM TO HAGGLE, 111 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,930 BUT I'M INTERESTED ENOUGH 112 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,840 THAT I'D OFFER YOU GUYS $10,000 FOR IT. 113 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,710 PROBABLY DO $10,000. 114 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,140 THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 9 GRAND? 115 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:18,340 NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,680 ALL RIGHT. 10 GRAND IT IS. 117 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,810 I LIKE IT. THAT'S A DEAL. I'LL TAKE IT. 118 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,150 OKAY. THANK YOU, SIR. 119 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:25,120 YEP. 120 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,720 Heavy D: WE GOT A GREAT DEAL ON THIS FIRE TRUCK, 121 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,620 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED WORKING ON IT, 122 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,420 BECAUSE, HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING WORSE 123 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,020 THAN DRIVING AROUND 124 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:37,230 WITH A MASTERPIECE OF A BUILD ON A TRAILER. 125 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,800 [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ] 126 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,370 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! FIRE TRUCK! 127 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,970 WHOO! 128 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:50,210 I'M DOING DONUTS! 129 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,370 FIRE! 130 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,940 TURN ON THE WATER! 131 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,180 WAIT! IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY! 132 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:56,350 AW, MAN! 133 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:59,120 WHAT THE HELL HAS HE GOT GOING ON NOW? 134 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,750 YOU CAN STAY UP THERE AND TURN ON THE SPRINKLER. 135 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,120 HE THINKS THERE'S WATER IN IT. 136 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,350 THERE'S NO WATER. 137 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,550 IT'S 100 DEGREES OUT HERE, 138 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,060 AND YOU BRING US A FIRE TRUCK WITH NO WATER? 139 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,420 GOD, IT'S LIKE [BLEEP] BRINGING THESE GUYS 140 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,460 AN ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH NO ICE CREAM IN IT. 141 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:10,490 THAT'S TRUE. 142 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,760 WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THIS THING? 143 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,000 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO 144 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,270 IS TURN THIS OLD, RETIRED FIRE TRUCK 145 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:18,270 INTO THE NEW-AND-IMPROVED SPARKS MOTORS TOW TRUCK. 146 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:19,840 WAIT. DON'T DO THE HANDS YET 147 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,500 'CAUSE IT'S NOT THERE YET. OH. 148 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:23,040 WE ALREADY TRIED DOING A TOW TRUCK. 149 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,240 IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. 150 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,410 NO, ACTUALLY, WE HAD TO GET RID OF IT 151 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,410 BECAUSE WE COULDN'T TAKE ANYBODY ANYWHERE. 152 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,310 IT WAS A TWO-SEATER, MAYBE 2 1/2. 153 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:31,510 LAST YEAR, WE BUILT A KICKASS TOW TRUCK 154 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,650 THAT COULD GO ANYWHERE AND DO ANYTHING. 155 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,490 PROBLEM WAS IT COULD ONLY SEAT TWO PEOPLE, 156 00:05:35,490 --> 00:05:36,720 SO WE WERE LEAVING GUYS BEHIND 157 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,960 WHEN WE WENT ON RESCUE MISSIONS. 158 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:53,740 SO WE SOLD IT. [ CHUCKLES ] 159 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:54,870 [ TING! ] 160 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:57,910 PROBLEM SOLVED. A CREW-CAB FIRE TRUCK. 161 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,980 PICTURE US CRUISING THE SIMA IN THE CREW-CAB FIRE TRUCK, 162 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,610 PULLING THE TRAILER, LOOKING SWEET, 163 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,220 PANTIES GETTING THROWN AT US. WE'RE NOT REAL FIREMEN. 164 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,920 NO ONE'S GONNA THROW PANTIES AT US. 165 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,350 WE COULD DRESS LIKE FIREMEN. AND NO ONE WILL KNOW. 166 00:06:09,350 --> 00:06:10,920 WHAT IF THERE WERE A REAL FIRE? 167 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,420 THEN WE'RE ALL OUT OF LUCK. 168 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,390 THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FIRES IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S PANTIES. 169 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:18,930 HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. BACK TO WHAT I WANT TO DO. 170 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:22,530 HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING. FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO, 171 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,100 REMOVE THE OLD FIRE TRUCK BED 172 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,870 AND UPGRADE THE REAR SUSPENSION 173 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:28,100 BY REPLACING THE EXISTING SINGLE AXLE 174 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:30,440 WITH A NEW HEAVY-DUTY TANDEM-AXLE SETUP 175 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,040 THAT WILL ALLOW US TO HAUL MUCH HEAVIER LOADS. 176 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,840 WE'LL FINISH OFF THE REAR-END TRANSFORMATION 177 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,610 WITH SOME EXTRA HEAVY-DUTY TRACTION TIRES 178 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:39,220 AND TURN IT INTO A PROPER TOW TRUCK 179 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:41,250 WITH AN ALL-NEW ROLLBACK BED. 180 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:43,650 FOR A COMFY RIDE WITH ROOM FOR ALL, 181 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:45,690 WE'LL COMPLETELY REFURBISH THE INTERIOR OF THE CAB 182 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:48,890 WITH NEW LEATHER SEATS, A CLASSY HARDWOOD FLOOR, 183 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,190 AND DIAMOND STITCHING ON ALL THE INTERIOR PANELS. 184 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,400 FINALLY, WE'LL DESIGN A CUSTOM FRONT GRILLE, 185 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,470 FABRICATE ALL NEW STACKS, 186 00:06:56,470 --> 00:07:00,670 AND MAKE HER SHINE WITH A FRESH COAT OF PAINT. 187 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,140 THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE ON THIS BUILD 188 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,910 IS GONNA BE THE NEW TANDEM-AXLE REAR SUSPENSION. 189 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:07,840 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT THE REAR END OFF OF ANOTHER SEMI TRUCK 190 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:10,950 AND GRAFT IT ONTO THE FIRE-TRUCK FRAME SEAMLESSLY. 191 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:14,020 WE PAID 10 GRAND FOR THIS WHOLE FIRE TRUCK, OKAY? 192 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,290 WE'RE GETTING RID OF THE PUMPER BED, 193 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,120 WHICH HAS ALL OF THE EXPENSIVE PARTS ON IT. 194 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,460 WE COULD PROBABLY SELL THAT ONLINE FOR 5 GRAND. 195 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,130 SO, ARE WE EXCITED, OR ARE WE -- 196 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:23,260 I GOT TO BE HONEST. 197 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:25,430 I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER "HERE'S THE PLAN." 198 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:26,960 HEAVY D NEVER LISTENS TO ANYTHING 199 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,360 I HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY ABOUT THE BUDGET, 200 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:30,870 SO I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER THIS TIME. 201 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,370 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. NO BUDGET? 202 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,510 NO. NO BUDGET. JUST GO CRAZY. 203 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:37,110 GIVE ME THE REINS! GIVE ME THE REINS! 204 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,710 NO, NO, NO. WANT THE REINS? 205 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:40,740 NO, NO! DON'T GIVE HIM... 206 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,410 HYAH! THE REINS. THE KEYS. 207 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,150 OH, I ALREADY TOOK OFF. 208 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:46,280 GO FOR IT! GO HOG WILD! I GOT THE REINS. 209 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,520 IS ANYBODY ELSE NERVOUS FOR THIS HAPPENING? 210 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,620 LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE A DECISION 211 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,750 AND YOUR MOM SAID, "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT -- 212 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,660 JUST KNOW THAT I'M DISAPPOINTED"? 213 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:07,400 THAT'S GOOD. [ HORN HONKS ] 214 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:10,310 THE HORN'S, LIKE, RIGHT THERE. 215 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:11,710 I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME, AIN'T IT? 216 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:13,180 VERY UNNECESSARY. 217 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,880 DUDE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS THING? 218 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,150 I DON'T WANT TO PUT M WRAPS UNDERNEATH IT. 219 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:20,020 NO M WRAPS. HUH! 220 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,990 BUT IT IS GETTING TANDEM AXLES ON THE REAR. 221 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:25,320 FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO IS PULL OFF THE OLD FIRE-ENGINE BED. 222 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,820 THAT'S WHERE THE TOW-TRUCK BED'S GONNA GO. 223 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:30,430 I DON'T FIT. [ CHUCKLES ] 224 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,160 THIS IS A WIRING MESS. 225 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,660 THIS IS GONNA BE A NIGHTMARE. 226 00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:36,900 ¶¶ 227 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,140 IN ORDER TO GET THIS FIRE-ENGINE BED OFF, IT'S A LOT OF WORK. 228 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:40,540 THERE'S ALL KINDS OF WIRES 229 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:43,370 AND PLUMBING AND PIPES AND PUMPS AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 230 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:45,410 THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT OF A CHALLENGE. 231 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:49,310 NORMALLY, WE'LL JUST CUT THE WIRE 232 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,510 AND TORCH IT AND, YOU KNOW, RIP THE THING OFF. 233 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,980 BUT IN THIS CASE, 234 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,720 I'M TRYING TO SELL THIS OLD BED BECAUSE THEY BRING GOOD MONEY, 235 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,690 SO WE GOT TO BE SUPERCAREFUL. 236 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:58,050 WE DID IT! 237 00:08:58,060 --> 00:08:59,890 YEE-HAW! 238 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,960 I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT IT'S GONNA COME OFF ON THE FIRST TRY, THOUGH. 239 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,690 IT DOESN'T. 240 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,760 [ CHUCKLES ] 241 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,330 ¶¶ 242 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,730 HERE WE GO. CUP A LITTLE. 243 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,200 NOW GO UP. NICE. 244 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:15,410 HOW'S THAT? 245 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:16,970 HOLD ON. 246 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:18,310 DOWN. 247 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:21,340 SOMETHING'S HANGING UP. 248 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,710 TIMEOUT. 249 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,480 WE'RE HOOKED OFF SOMEWHERE STILL. 250 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,580 IT'S PICKING THE WHOLE TRUCK UP. WHERE? I DON'T KNOW. 251 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,950 BUT THEM TIRES ARE COMING OFF THE GROUND. 252 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,790 AH [BLEEP] DAMN IT! 253 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:37,360 THE INTERNET. IT'S AWESOME. 254 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,560 WHATEVER THE HELL'S HOLDING IT IS A VERY STRONG CONNECTION. 255 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,570 THERE'S THE CULPRIT. FOUND IT? 256 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,380 YEAH. A COUPLE OF BOLTS. 257 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,810 ALL RIGHT. SO, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 258 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,580 WE'VE GOT THOSE TWO TOW POINTS THAT THEY WELDED 259 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:57,710 ON THE BACK OF THE FRAME. 260 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,280 THOSE ARE CATCHING AS WE TRY TO LIFT UP. 261 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,680 SO THE OPTIONS ARE EITHER CUT THE TOW POINTS OFF, 262 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:03,450 WHICH IS, LIKE, 3/4-INCH STEEL, 263 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,660 OR WE CUT THE ALUMINUM FLOOR, WHICH IS ABOUT, 264 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:07,690 WHAT, 3/16, IF THAT, 1/8 INCH? 265 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,460 AND IT'LL JUST BLOW RIGHT THROUGH 'CAUSE IT'S ALUMINUM. 266 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,400 YEAH. SO, LET'S DO THAT. 267 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,300 I GOT THE TORCH. LET'S DO IT. 268 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,640 FIRE! [ LAUGHS ] 269 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,340 YOU BURNED MY EYE [BLEEP] OW. 270 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,080 YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK. 271 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,110 YOU, LIKE, FILLED UP THE BACK OF MY EYE. 272 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,180 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,820 IT'S WARM IN HERE. 274 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:41,920 ONE SIDE'S DONE. 275 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,730 THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD. IT'LL TEAR THE REST AWAY. 276 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,900 HERE WE GO! 277 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,700 KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. 278 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,670 UP, UP, UP, UP. 279 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,740 KEEP GOING A LITTLE MORE. 280 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,110 I THINK YOU'RE CLEAR! 281 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,780 YOU'RE GOOD! THAT'S GOOD! 282 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,380 YOU KNOW, WE'VE TAKEN A LOT OF BEDS OFF TRUCKS. 283 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,610 AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY 284 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,150 THE MOST COMPLICATED BED WE'VE TAKEN OFF. 285 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,720 BUT WE GOT THE BED OFF IN ONE PIECE, WHICH MEANS 286 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,220 IT'S PROBABLY STILL WORTH SOME MONEY, 287 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:13,760 WHICH WAS THE WHOLE GOAL. AND LET'S COUNT 'EM, BOYS. 288 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,760 EVERYBODY'S STILL GOT FINGERS, RIGHT? 289 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,130 AH [BLEEP] 290 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:23,130 REALLY? 291 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,670 ARE YOU [BLEEP] ME? 292 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:26,440 YEAH, I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY. 293 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,170 I WILL -- NAH, DUDE. WE'LL BE READY. 294 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,570 WHO'S WHAT'S-HIS-NAME? 295 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:33,140 JET. TYSON. HANZ. 296 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,880 DJ. WHAT? 297 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,850 GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. 298 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:38,850 [ DRUMROLL ] 299 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:42,190 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 300 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,850 IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! 301 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,220 OKAY. IT'S CHUCK NORRIS. 302 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,520 WE WERE GONNA BUILD IT UP. 303 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,160 IT'S CHUCK NORRIS COMING. REALLY? 304 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,430 YEAH. I JUST GOT A CALL FROM NITRO, 305 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,730 WHO'S THE SPOKESPERSON FROM THE CHAIN OF GAS STATIONS 306 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,730 WHERE MUSCLE GETS ALL OF HIS BREAKFAST BURRITOS. 307 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,100 [ DING! DING! DING! ] 308 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,470 NITRO JUST CALLED AND SAID THAT THEY'RE SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL. 309 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,570 THEY GOT CHUCK NORRIS INVOLVED, AND THEY NEED A TRUCK, 310 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,540 SO THEY'RE COMING TO CHOOSE A TRUCK. 311 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,540 I DON'T HAVE A TON OF INFO ON WHAT THEY WANT, 312 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,080 BUT I KNOW THAT WE'RE ON A TIGHT TIMELINE, 313 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,550 AND SO WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BUILD SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH, 314 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,350 WHICH MEANS THEY'RE GONNA COME BUY ONE OF OUR EXISTING TRUCKS 315 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:13,920 AND WE'LL MAKE A FEW MODIFICATIONS, 316 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,420 AND THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE DONE BEFORE THEIR COMMERCIAL. 317 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,990 SO, BASICALLY, WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT IS 318 00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:19,790 WE NEED TO LINE UP THE BEST OF THE BEST. 319 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,190 I WANT TO GET THE BRODOZER OUT THERE. 320 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:24,030 I WANT TO GET SUPER SIX. I WANT TO GET MEGA RAM. 321 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,160 I WANT TO JUST DO A NICE LINEUP WHEN HE ROLLS UP. 322 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,830 SOUNDS GOOD. SWEET. I'M STOKED. 323 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,830 GOT THAT? CLEAN SHOP. CLEAN BACK LOT. 324 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,200 CLEAN EVERYTHING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 325 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,270 THIS IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY FOR OUR SHOP, 326 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:37,210 WHICH IS WHY I AGREED TO SELL THIS TRUCK AT COST. 327 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,670 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY ON THE BUILD, 328 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,580 BUT, HONESTLY, THE EXPOSURE IS GONNA BE WELL WORTH IT. 329 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,750 TANNER, WE NEED TO BORROW THE SNOW CAT. 330 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,150 HEY, GUYS, CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING! 331 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,620 WHOO! 332 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,120 NO. 333 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,690 DAH! YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT. 334 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,630 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 335 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,530 I MEAN, CHUCK'S ONE OF THE REASONS 336 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,430 I STARTED DOING MMA. 337 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,270 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 338 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:08,070 OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I DID MMA. 339 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,510 YEAH, I ACTUALLY HOLD ONE OF THE -- 340 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,440 ONE OF THE RECORDS IN UTAH. FASTEST KNOCKOUT. 341 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,010 WHAT DO I DO TO TRAIN? UH, I RUN. 342 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,180 WE'RE READY TO GO WITH, UH, 343 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,450 THE FIRST OF THREE 3-MINUTE ROUNDS. 344 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:19,350 OH, IT'S NOT GONNA GO THAT LONG! 345 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,150 I CHASE GIRLS. UH... 346 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,720 OH! OH! OH! 347 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,390 THAT'S THE LAST OF THE 3-MINUTE ROUNDS RIGHT THERE. 348 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,660 I NEVER BEAT UP MY GRANDFATHER. 349 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,690 THIS GUY'S GETTING IN THE RING WITH ME. 350 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,960 SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 351 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,830 [ BELL DINGS ] 352 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,300 WHICH TRUCK WOULD A CHUCK NORRIS PICK 353 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,330 IF A CHUCK NORRIS COULD PICK A TRUCK? 354 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,770 I DON'T KNOW. FIND OUT WHEN WE COME BACK! 355 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,770 Heavy D: I LINED UP SOME OF MY ALL-STARS. 356 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,810 WELL, I'LL KNOW THE TRUCK WHEN I SEE IT. 357 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,570 WHOO! 358 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,240 OH, WOW! 359 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,380 AH! 360 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,940 THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL, 361 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,550 BUT I NEED IT IN THREE DAYS. 362 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,320 KEEP GOING. YOU GOT ABOUT 6 FEET, 7 FEET. 363 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,160 THERE YOU GO. 364 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,460 Heavy D: WE'RE BUSY CONVERTING A FIRE TRUCK 365 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,960 THAT WE BOUGHT OFF THE MUSCLE'S UNCLE 366 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,030 INTO THE NEW SPARKS MOTORS TOW TRUCK. 367 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:06,860 BUT WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT CHUCK NORRIS 368 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,660 IS COMING BY THE SHOP IN JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS 369 00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:10,900 TO BUY A TRUCK FOR A COMMERCIAL 370 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,200 THAT HE'S FILMING OUT HERE IN UTAH. 371 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,040 IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING. 372 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,570 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 373 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:18,110 CHUCK'S ONE OF THE REASONS I STARTED DOING MMA. 374 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,940 THIS IS A HUGE DEAL FOR THE SHOP, 375 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,510 BUT I GOT TO KEEP THIS TOW-TRUCK BUILD MOVING ALONG. 376 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:25,010 SO THIS RIGHT HERE IS BASICALLY A BLANK CANVAS. 377 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,950 WE'RE THINKING SOMEWHERE AROUND 26-FOOT. 378 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,150 YEAH. I'M GONNA HAVE YOU GUYS BUILD ME A BED, 379 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,150 AND I'LL BUILD YOU A TRUCK AROUND IT. 380 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,820 THAT'S WHY WE'RE TAKING SOME MEASUREMENTS TODAY 381 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,960 FOR THE NEW TOW-TRUCK BED. 382 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,460 THAT WAY IT CAN BE BUILT OFF-SITE 383 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,900 AND WE DON'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 384 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,030 SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU -- 385 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,760 I'M GONNA HAVE YOU SEND THE INVOICE 386 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:45,870 TO redbeard@dieselsellerz.com. 387 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:47,970 AND, UH, DON'T COPY ME, PLEASE. 388 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,580 YOU GOT IT. 389 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,780 WITH THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE TOW-TRUCK BED DONE, 390 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,850 CHET AND TYSON CAN GET BACK TO WORK 391 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,550 TEARING OFF THE REAR AXLE OF THIS TRUCK. 392 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,320 THINK WE COULD HOOK A CHAIN AROUND THAT AND PULL IT OUT? 393 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,560 YEAH. 394 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,890 ¶¶ 395 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:11,760 SINCE WE'RE GOING FROM A FIRE TRUCK TO A TOW TRUCK, 396 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,560 WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT OLD SINGLE AXLE 397 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,700 AND REPLACE IT WITH A HEAVY-DUTY TANDEM-AXLE SETUP. 398 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,200 THAT'S GONNA GIVE THIS TRUCK A HIGHER GVW 399 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,870 AND ALLOW US TO CARRY MORE WEIGHT. 400 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,270 WITH THE OLD FIRE-TRUCK AXLE OUT OF THE WAY, 401 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,740 WE CAN START CLEANING THIS PLACE UP 402 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:27,680 AND MAKE IT A LITTLE BIT MORE PRESENTABLE 403 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,510 FOR OLD MR. CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF. 404 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,820 THERE'S A NEW SENSATION SWEEPING THE NATION. 405 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,050 SWEEPER, SHOP RANGER. 406 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,420 ROUNDHOUSE SWEEP KICK! 407 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:44,830 THAT'S THE SWEEPEST KICK I'VE EVER DONE. HA HA HA! 408 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:48,330 OH! I CAN CLEAN UP SO FAST! 409 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,600 SLOW DOWN! 410 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,930 OH, AM I SWEEPING TOO FAST? 411 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,710 ¶¶ 412 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,540 HEAVY D SAID HE WANTED US TO QUICKLY CLEAN THE SHOP. 413 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,880 "GIVE IT A QUICK CLEAN." 414 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,410 "YES, SIR, HEAVY D." 415 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:05,720 NOT BAD, HUH? 416 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,680 HEY, YOU JUST CLEANED THE SHOP IN LITERALLY HALF THE TIME, 417 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,450 WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE THAT LEAVES YOU ENOUGH TIME 418 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,750 TO GO PICK UP THE NEW AXLES FOR THE TOW TRUCK. 419 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,160 I WANT THESE AXLES TO BE INDESTRUCTIBLE, 420 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,530 AND I WANT THEM TO BE ABLE TO HAUL ANYTHING WE WANT 421 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:23,330 ON TOP OF THAT BED AND BEHIND. 422 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,240 ALL RIGHT. 423 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,340 HOLY AXLES. WHOA! HEY. 424 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:33,280 IT'S AN AXLE PARTY. 425 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,610 BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE REAR ENDS. 426 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:38,750 WAIT. ISN'T THAT LIKE THE CAR YOU HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL? 427 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,180 YEAH. 428 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:41,120 THAT'S SWEET. 429 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,190 OH, MY GOODNESS! 430 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,720 OH. SUICIDE DOORS? 431 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,620 DUDE, FORGET GETTING A REAR END. 432 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,260 THIS IS WHAT WE NEED. 433 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,560 WHAT DO YOU NEED IT FOR? 434 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,930 FOR WANTING IT SO BAD. MAKES SENSE. 435 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,100 I NEED IT TO GET RID OF THE WANT FEELING I HAVE. 436 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,870 OH! THAT'S IT. OH! 437 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,440 THAT'S THE WHOLE FRAME AND EVERYTHING. 438 00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,010 FIND WHAT YOU NEEDED? YEAH. 439 00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,880 I KNOW THAT'S A BIG-ASS FRAME. 440 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,050 THAT'S A KENWORTH 40,000-POUND DOUBLE-LOCKER UNIT. 441 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,520 YES. 442 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,990 ALL RIGHT. SO, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT PRICE-WISE HERE? 443 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,320 5 GRAND. 444 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,090 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 445 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:26,830 OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL. WE ONLY BROUGHT 2,500 BUCKS. 446 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,730 CAN WE MAKE THAT WORK? YOU GOT TO BUMP IT UP A LITTLE. 447 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,530 THAT'S ALL WE GOT. 448 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,570 THIS IS A $5,000 UNIT ALL DAY. 449 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,040 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] HMM. 450 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,080 WE'LL DO $3,500... 451 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,110 AND I PROMISE WE'LL COME BACK FOR MORE BUSINESS. 452 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,980 SOUNDS LIKE A DEAL. 453 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:49,990 AH, MAN. YOU'RE GREAT. 454 00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:53,620 AND I WON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT THIS WAS $3,500. 455 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,090 I'LL TELL 'EM ALL IT WAS 5 GRAND. 456 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,590 I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE WORTH. 457 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:59,460 WE APPRECIATE IT. 458 00:18:04,470 --> 00:18:07,200 Heavy D: WE'VE MADE SOME GOOD PROGRESS ON THE TOW-TRUCK BUILD, 459 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,510 BUT RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT ALL HANDS ON DECK 460 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,240 GETTING THE SHOP READY FOR CHUCK NORRIS' ARRIVAL. 461 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,440 RAPIDO, AMIGO! 462 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,310 HE'S GONNA BUY ONE OF OUR TRUCKS THAT'S ALREADY BUILT, 463 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,610 AND THEN WE'LL TAKE ANY CHANGE REQUESTS 464 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:19,150 THAT HE HAS AND GET IT DONE BEFORE HIS COMMERCIAL. 465 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,650 THAT'S WHY WE'RE TAKING AND LINING UP 466 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,920 SOME OF OUR BIGGEST AND BADDEST BUILDS OUT BACK, 467 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,890 SO THAT HE CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE CAPABLE OF. 468 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:35,600 I WANT THESE THINGS TO BE PERFECT. 469 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,770 THEY GOT TO BE PERFECT, RIGHT? WHERE'S RED BEARD? 470 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:39,470 I CAN SEE MYSELF. WHERE IS RED BEARD? 471 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:42,340 ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS EVER, AND HE'S JUST...SICK? 472 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,870 HE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS IS COMING. 473 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,640 WHICH MEANS THAT'S PROBABLY WHY. HE'S PROBABLY SUPERNERVOUS, 474 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,680 AND HE DECIDED TO TAKE TODAY OFF 'CAUSE HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 475 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,680 OH! HEY, HEY, HEY. EAGLE HAS LANDED. 476 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,750 [ WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS ] 477 00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:06,100 [ Distorted ] NO WAY. 478 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:15,470 [ Distorted ] HA HA HA! LET'S GO! 479 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,280 WELCOME TO DIESEL BROTHERS. 480 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,410 CHUCK NORRIS, MUSCLE. HOW YOU DOING? 481 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,550 DOING GREAT, MAN. CHUCK, HUGE HONOR. 482 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,050 DIESEL DAVE... HEAVY D. 483 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,580 GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE, CHUCK. THANK YOU, GUYS. 484 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,250 WOW. WHAT AN HONOR. 485 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,420 WHERE'S RED BEARD? 486 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,930 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 487 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:38,330 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 488 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,010 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 489 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,240 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 490 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,040 [ CHUCKLES ] 491 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:57,180 Heavy D: CHUCK, THIS IS, UH, RED BEARD. 492 00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:00,180 GRAND -- GRAND MASTER, OR -- HELLO, RED BEARD. 493 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,380 I HEAR YOU'RE A MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST. 494 00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,320 OH, YEAH. 495 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,990 2-0 RECORD? YEP. 496 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:07,260 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. A GOOD START. 497 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:08,520 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 498 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,930 WHAT'S -- HOLD ON. CAN WE ADDRESS THIS? 499 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,100 NO. WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON. 500 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,560 CHUCK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF VEHICLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, 501 00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:16,570 SO I LINED UP SOME OF MY ALL-STARS. 502 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,400 WELL, I'LL KNOW THE TRUCK WHEN I SEE IT. 503 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,670 THIS GUY RIGHT HERE 504 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,540 IS WHAT WE CALL THE SUPER SIX. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 505 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,080 NEXT TRUCK I WANT TO SHOW YOU IS WHAT WE CALL THE BRODOZER. 506 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,950 IT'S BASICALLY A JEEP ON STEROIDS. 507 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,280 LET'S LOOK AT THIS ONE. 508 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,450 CHUCK, YOU HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? YEAH. SEVEN KIDS. 509 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,880 YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BABY, RIGHT? 510 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,590 UGH. BARELY! [ LAUGHS ] 511 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,950 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME AGO. WELL, THIS IS MY BABY. 512 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,520 IT IS ONE TOUGH-LOOKING MACHINE. 513 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,260 THANK YOU. 514 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:43,730 BUT, UH, TO BE TRUTHFUL, 515 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,400 WHEN I CAME IN HERE, I NOTICED A TRUCK OVER THERE, 516 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,300 AND I'D SURE LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT ONE. 517 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,070 AH, SO THAT'S -- WE CALL THAT TRUCK ZEUS, 518 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,400 AND THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST ONE THAT I DRIVE EVERY DAY. 519 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,970 YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, 520 00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,240 YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE IN THE BRODOZER -- 521 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,310 SEE WHAT THAT THING'S CAPABLE OF? 522 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:59,210 I MEAN, THAT THING COULD SMASH A CAR. 523 00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,240 OKAY. SURE. LET'S DO IT. 524 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,310 LET'S TAKE IT FOR A RIDE. 525 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,350 ¶¶ 526 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,210 YES! 527 00:21:13,930 --> 00:21:17,490 DO IT FOR CHUCK! 528 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,990 WHOO-HOO! 529 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,740 DID YOU PUT THE PARKING BRAKE ON? 530 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,120 PARKING BRAKE. I GOT YOU. 531 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,160 ¶¶ 532 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,660 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IT THAT WAY? 533 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:38,330 THAT'S GOOD! 534 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:41,000 [ CHUCKLES ] 535 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,740 ¶¶ 536 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,940 IT'S GAME TIME. WHOO-HOO! 537 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,180 GOT IT! 538 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,480 YEP! [ LAUGHS ] 539 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,350 YEE-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 540 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,390 WHOA! 541 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:01,850 OH, MY GOSH! 542 00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:02,990 [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,060 TAKE THAT, JEEP! TAKE THAT! 544 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,460 [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,530 OH, WOW! THAT'S WILD, MAN! 546 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,630 FINISH HER OFF! MAN! THAT'S INCREDIBLE! 547 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:16,800 ALL RIGHT. 548 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,240 AMAZING! AHH! THAT WAS GREAT! 549 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,980 THANK YOU! FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT? 550 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,780 I MEAN, THAT'S IT, RIGHT? THAT'S THE VEHICLE. 551 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:28,350 IT'S A GREAT VEHICLE. 552 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,280 I HAVE TO SAY, HEAVY, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE VEHICLE. 553 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,850 I'D STILL LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE OTHER ONE. 554 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,990 [ WHIP CRACKS ] MY TRUCK STILL? 555 00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:36,090 MM-HMM. 556 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,590 Heavy D: ZEUS IS MY DAILY DRIVER, 557 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,560 HENCE THE REASON HE'S NOT IN THE LINEUP OF TRUCKS 558 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,630 THAT I'M OFFERING FOR SALE. 559 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,160 HE'S OVER THERE IN MY PARKING STALL. 560 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,800 I JUST FINISHED THIS TRUCK. 561 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,330 GIVE CHUCK YOUR TRUCK. 562 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,670 DO YOU WANT TO GET ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED? 563 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:49,030 THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS! 564 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,770 IT'S JUST A LEAN, MEAN MACHINE! 565 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,840 YEAH, IT -- IT IS DEFINITELY VERY LEAN AND AGILE 566 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,840 AND NIMBLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND FAST AND... 567 00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:00,110 HEAVY, THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL. 568 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,210 THIS IS THE ONE? MM-HMM. 569 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,580 BUT I NEED IT IN THREE DAYS. 570 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,280 THREE DAYS FROM TODAY? YES. 571 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,750 WHAT CAN WE DO IN THREE DAYS? 572 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,660 WHATEVER CHUCK NORRIS WANTS YOU TO DO. 573 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,060 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS, 574 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,730 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A DEAL. 575 00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:13,790 OH, THANKS. THANKS, HEAVY. 576 00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:21,750 ¶¶ 577 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,960 OH, WOW! THAT'S WILD! 578 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,790 Heavy D: CHUCK NORRIS JUST CAME TO OUR SHOP 579 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,490 TO BUY A TRUCK FOR A COMMERCIAL 580 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,160 THAT HE'S SHOOTING IN THREE DAYS. 581 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,660 AHH! 582 00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,200 WE LINED UP SOME OF OUR BEST BUILDS, 583 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,970 AND I'M TALKING WE HAD SOME BEAUTIFUL TRUCKS BACK THERE. 584 00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,300 BUT HE CHOSE MY TRUCK. 585 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,840 THIS IS THE ONE. IT REALLY IS. 586 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,470 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE COMMERCIAL. 587 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,580 AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE. I'M KIND OF GONNA MISS IT. 588 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,710 I'M BUMMED OUT. 589 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:51,480 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M SUPERPUMPED 590 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,720 BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS JUST CHOSE MY TRUCK. 591 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,550 A LOT OF EMOTIONS? YEAH. 592 00:23:56,890 --> 00:24:00,090 CHUCK HAS ENTRUSTED ME WITH FULL CREATIVE VISION 593 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:03,130 TO TURN ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS. 594 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,560 ZEUS IS A 2012 CHEVY SILVERADO 595 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,800 WITH A 6.6-LITER DURAMAX DIESEL ENGINE. 596 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,800 I COMPLETELY UPGRADED THE TRANSMISSION 597 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,270 WITH SUNCOAST PARTS, 598 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:14,100 ADDED LONG-TRAVEL SUSPENSION, 599 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:16,410 SWAPPED OUT THE BODY PANELS FOR FIBERGLASS FENDERS, 600 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,740 AND FINISHED IT OFF WITH A TON OF ADDED DETAILS 601 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,280 PERSONALIZED JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 602 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,750 THIS TRUCK WAS ALREADY DONE. 603 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,880 I FINISHED IT. I WAS DRIVING IT. IT WAS ALREADY PERFECT FOR ME. 604 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880 SO, REALLY, WITH THE THREE DAYS THAT WE'VE GOT, 605 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,850 WE'RE MOSTLY JUST GONNA DO LITTLE COSMETIC THINGS 606 00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:31,120 TO MAKE THIS TRUCK A LITTLE BIT MORE CHUCK. 607 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,060 IN ORDER TO TURN ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS, 608 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,920 I'M TAKING OFF THE CUSTOM FAB WORK 609 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:36,790 AND I'M ADDING SHERIFF'S BADGES, 610 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,830 NEW METAL PLATES ON THE BED CAGE, 611 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:41,260 EMBROIDERED HEAD RESTS, AND A KICKASS VINYL WRAP 612 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,430 THAT WILL MAKE IT SCREAM, "AMERICA." 613 00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:47,240 ¶¶ 614 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,570 THE COMMERCIAL IS IN THREE DAYS, 615 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:50,940 SO WE HAVE ZERO TIME TO WASTE. 616 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,410 WE'RE STARTING WITH THE DESIGN WORK 617 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,410 FOR THE NEW METAL PLATES ON THE BED CAGE. 618 00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:58,980 OH. OH, I LIKE THAT! 619 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,380 OH. IT'S GOT A SHERIFF'S BADGE. 620 00:25:01,390 --> 00:25:04,290 YEAH. TRUCK NORRIS. 621 00:25:04,290 --> 00:25:06,890 Ryan: RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST SELECTING MODEL BOUNDARIES 622 00:25:06,890 --> 00:25:08,620 TO DO A CUT-THROUGH. 623 00:25:08,630 --> 00:25:11,090 OH, YEAH. OKAY. OHHHHH. 624 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,360 HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE YOU TO MAKE ONE OF THESE? 625 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,000 I CAN HAVE THESE CUT IN PROBABLY UNDER 5 MINUTES. 626 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,230 OKAY, HOW LONG? PROVE IT. 627 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,600 FOUR MINUTES? I'LL WAIT HERE. 628 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:27,410 ¶¶ 629 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,850 Heavy D: WE'RE USING OUR PLASMA CUTTING TABLE 630 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:32,180 TO CUT SOME DESIGNS OUT OF METAL FOR TRUCK NORRIS. 631 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,380 BASICALLY, YOU DESIGN IT ON YOUR COMPUTER, 632 00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:36,890 PUT IT ON A LITTLE FLASH DRIVE, YOU PUT IT IN THE PLASMA CUTTER, 633 00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:38,890 AND, BAM, THE MACHINE CUTS YOU 634 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:43,430 A PERFECTLY PRECISE METAL DESIGN. 635 00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:45,290 CAN I PUT MY PANCAKES ON HERE IN THE MORNING 636 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,660 AND CUT 'EM INTO STAR SHAPES? 637 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,000 YOU COULD PROBABLY PUT A PANCAKE RIGHT THERE 638 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,270 AND COOK IT RIGHT NOW. 639 00:25:49,270 --> 00:25:50,400 REALLY? 640 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,740 2! 1! 641 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,370 OH, TIME! 642 00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,610 Diesel Dave: HEY, PICK IT UP. 643 00:25:56,610 --> 00:25:58,270 OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] 644 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,480 WANT A GLOVE? 645 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,780 YOU GUYS LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE GIRL OFFICER. 646 00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,580 [ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ] 647 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,920 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, BOYS? 648 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,120 WHOA! 649 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,420 HOT POTATO, HOT POTATO. 650 00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:13,320 LET'S GET THE OTHER ONE CUT, POWDER-COATED, AND INSTALLED. 651 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,420 WE HAVE LESS TIME NOW THAN WHEN WE STARTED. 652 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:16,890 'CAUSE THIS ONE IS BURNING MY HAND. 653 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,290 WE ALWAYS HAVE LESS TIME THAN WHEN WE START. 654 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,930 EXACTLY. THAT'S HOW TIME WORKS. 655 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,570 HEY, CHUCK. JUST FOUND THESE APPLES. 656 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,510 HERE COMES THE APPLE TRAIN. 657 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,210 EVERYONE LOVES APPLES [BLEEP] 658 00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:37,780 TWO RED APPLES TO TWO RED BEARDS. 659 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:40,450 ME AND YOU. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 660 00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,790 HELLO? HEY, MAN. 661 00:26:43,790 --> 00:26:45,920 OH, HEY, CHUCK. 662 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,760 JUST, UH -- HOW YOU DOING? 663 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,430 I'M DOING GOOD. 664 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:50,590 JUST GOT THROUGH WORKING OUT. 665 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,930 THESE WERE ON MY WAY. JUST FOUND A COUPLE APPLES. 666 00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:55,430 THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE BRING YOU AN APPLE. 667 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,200 OH, MAN. I LOVE APPLES, MAN. I LOVE 'EM. 668 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,000 I KNEW IT, 'CAUSE I SAW ONE TIME 669 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,300 THAT YOU ATE AN APPLE ON YOUR SHOW, 670 00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:02,400 AND I WAS, LIKE, DUDE... 671 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:03,440 NO, I LOVE APPLES. 672 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,110 ...CHUCK LIKES APPLES. I REMEMBER THAT. 673 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:07,140 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU WORKED UP TOO MUCH OF A SWEAT. 674 00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:08,710 CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SWEAT. 675 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,350 SORRY. 676 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,690 IS THAT YOUR, UH -- 677 00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:18,920 IS THAT YOUR PERSONAL GEAR, OR IS THAT, LIKE -- 678 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,420 THAT'S MY GI, YEAH. THAT'S -- THAT'S THE ONE... 679 00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:22,830 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 680 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,200 YOU WANT TO TRY THE BELT ON? 681 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,570 YES. YES, I DO. YEP. 682 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,180 [ TWINKLE! ] AH. 683 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:48,050 SORRY. I'M JUST SHAKING A LITTLE BIT HERE. 684 00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:50,150 IT KIND OF EMPOWERS YOU, DOESN'T IT? 685 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,850 YEAH. YOU JUST FEEL LIKE -- YEAH, I KNOW IT! 686 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,960 THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 687 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,360 AND I DON'T -- I DON'T SAY THAT LIGHTLY. 688 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,330 I'VE HAD A [BLEEP] GREAT LIFE. 689 00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:00,160 I'VE HAD THREE KIDS, MARRIED. 690 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,100 I'VE DONE AWESOME STUFF. 691 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,600 I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA CUT THIS, RIGHT? 692 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,970 MY WIFE -- WE CAN'T SHOW HER THIS. 693 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:06,270 AND... 694 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,670 THERE! THERE YOU GO! 695 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:08,800 OHH! 696 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,710 [ LAUGHS ] 697 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:13,010 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I WOULDN'T DO THIS VERY OFTEN FOR ANYBODY. 698 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:14,480 WOW. 699 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,480 IF MY MOM COULD SEE ME NOW, SHE'D -- 700 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,450 SORRY. I'M JUST GETTING A LITTLE EXCITED. 701 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:20,680 THIS IS -- [ CHUCKLES ] 702 00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,550 OKAY. BEFORE -- BEFORE I FORGET -- 703 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,420 I KIND OF BLACKED OUT THERE FOR A MINUTE THERE. 704 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:26,520 BUT THE REAL REASON I STOPPED BY, 705 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,460 I WANTED TO GIVE YOU -- 706 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:29,960 KIND OF GIVE YOU A TOUR OF OUR SHOP. 707 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,330 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. YEAH. 708 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:32,700 LET'S DO THAT. LET'S DO THAT. 709 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,400 DO I HAVE TO TAKE THIS OFF? YEAH, YOU GOT TO TAKE IT OFF. 710 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,700 [ LAUGHS ] 711 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,300 I-IT'S -- 712 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,240 IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER. I GET IT. IT'S... 713 00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,880 Heavy D: NOW THAT CHUCK'S BUILD IS MOVING RIGHT ALONG, 714 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,780 I CAN TURN MY ATTENTION BACK TO THE BACK OF THE FIRE TRUCK 715 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:55,650 THAT WE'RE TEARING APART TO TURN INTO THE NEW COMPANY TOW TRUCK. 716 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:01,720 HEY, GUYS. THIS IS NICE. 717 00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:03,090 WE'RE REPLACING THE REAR SUSPENSION 718 00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:05,130 ON THE FIRE TRUCK WITH A TANDEM-AXLE SETUP. 719 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,930 IT'S GONNA BE MUCH STRONGER 720 00:29:06,930 --> 00:29:10,470 AND ALLOW THIS TOW TRUCK TO HAUL OVER 40,000 POUNDS. 721 00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:14,200 THIS IS A HEAVY-DUTY KENWORTH, EIGHT-BAG SUSPENSION. 722 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:15,300 IT'S GOT TANDEM AXLE. 723 00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:16,710 EVERYTHING'S ALL SET UP, READY TO GO. 724 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,870 AND IT'S DOUBLE LOCKERS, 725 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,710 SO NOT ONLY DO THE TWO AXLES LOCK TOGETHER, 726 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,210 THEY'VE GOT A DIFF LOCKER IN 'EM. 727 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,350 AH! NICE. 728 00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:27,180 THAT'S BEEFY. 729 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,690 Heavy D: NOT ONLY ARE THESE NEW AXLES SUPER-HEAVY-DUTY, 730 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:32,290 BUT THEY ALSO COME WITH DOUBLE LOCKERS AND A POWER DIVIDER, 731 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,660 WHICH MEANS THE TWO AXLES CAN LOCK COMPLETELY TOGETHER, 732 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,290 OR YOU CAN UNLOCK THEM 733 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,660 AND EVERYTHING WILL WORK INDEPENDENTLY. 734 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,500 THIS SETUP IS PERFECT FOR THE TOW TRUCK 735 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,800 BECAUSE IT BASICALLY GIVES US FOUR-WHEEL-DRIVE, 736 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,600 WHICH HELPS US FROM EVER GETTING STUCK. 737 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,970 SINCE WE HAVE SO MUCH FRAMER OUT HERE, 738 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:47,100 LET'S GET THAT ONE CUT WHERE WE NEED TO 739 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,100 AND THEN CUT THIS ONE TO MATCH. 740 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,740 HOLD TIGHT. 741 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:55,510 GOT TO GO VERTICAL. 742 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,220 NICE. 743 00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:05,050 VOILà. 744 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,190 OKAY, COME UP. 745 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:08,620 ACTUALLY, YES. 746 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,930 Heavy D: BECAUSE WE'RE CONNECTING TWO TRUCK FRAMES TOGETHER, 747 00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,590 WE HAVE TO CUT IT LIKE A "Z," 748 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,360 WHICH IS GONNA ALLOW US MORE SURFACE AREA TO WELD TO, 749 00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,970 AND IT DISTRIBUTES THE LOAD BETTER THAN JUST A STRAIGHT CUT. 750 00:30:17,970 --> 00:30:20,070 IT'S STRONGER. IT'S GONNA LAST LONGER. 751 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,010 SLIGHT SHIFT LEFT, IF YOU CAN. 752 00:30:25,010 --> 00:30:26,810 THERE YOU GO. 753 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,820 RYAN! JUST SET HER RIGHT HERE! 754 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:36,590 BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER AND ATTACH THE FRAMES, 755 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,950 WE GOT TO GET THESE "Z" CUTS GROUND DOWN AND CLEANED UP 756 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,690 SO THAT THERE ARE NO ISSUES 757 00:30:40,690 --> 00:30:42,160 WHEN WE DO THE FINAL WELD 758 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,560 AND ATTACH THESE FRAMES TOGETHER. 759 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,190 I'LL GET THESE PLASMA CUTS CLEANED UP 760 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,030 AND READY TO GO, READY TO WELD TOGETHER. 761 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:49,430 IN THE MORNING, WE'LL PICK UP AND GET THE FRAME IN THERE 762 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,600 AND WELD IT IN. 763 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,700 DOUBLE THE MUSCLE. 764 00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:57,510 COMING UP NEXT... 765 00:30:57,510 --> 00:30:59,840 THERE COULD BE TROUBLE. 766 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,440 THEN I GO -- WHT! -- BAM! HERE. 767 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,010 OH, THAT'S JUST... 768 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,550 OH, YOU'RE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT. 769 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,230 Heavy D: WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS 770 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,930 TO TRANSFORM ZEUS INTO TRUCK NORRIS. 771 00:31:20,930 --> 00:31:22,800 BUT I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THE PROGRESS. 772 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,570 WE HAVE A VINYL WRAP THAT'S GETTING THROWN ON 773 00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:26,630 THAT I REALLY THINK CHUCK'S GONNA LIKE. 774 00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:31,370 Diesel Dave: WHILE THE GUYS WORK ON THE WRAP FOR THE TRUCK, 775 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,740 OLD RED BEARD IS LIVING A CHILDHOOD DREAM 776 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:36,750 AND SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE MAN HIMSELF. 777 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:39,380 YOU KNOW, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU IS MY OFFICE. 778 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,420 THAT'S WHERE THE IMPORTANT STUFF HAPPENS. 779 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,120 OKAY, LET'S GO. CHECK THIS OUT. 780 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,690 SORRY. 781 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,490 YOU'LL REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. 782 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,730 I'VE BEEN PUTTING TOGETHER A BUNCH OF SPREADSHEETS. 783 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:55,330 I'LL SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE TECHNIQUE. 784 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:58,400 IT'S WHEN I COME HERE AND I GO -- WHT! -- BAM! HERE. 785 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,970 YOU SCOOT ON OVER HERE TO COLUMN "E." 786 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:02,440 THIS IS EXCITING STUFF. 787 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,070 WHT! OH, THAT'S JUST... 788 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,080 SO YOU'RE THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT. 789 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,840 WHAT HAPPENS AFTER TODAY? 790 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,810 I IMAGINE IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 791 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:12,810 THOSE PEOPLE THAT CLIMB EVEREST. THAT'S THEIR LIFE GOAL. 792 00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:15,020 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHAT'S NEXT? 793 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,420 THERE'S NOTHING. CHUCK IS MY EVEREST. 794 00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,950 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL TRAINING. 795 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,860 YEAH. IF I EVER LOSE MOTIVATION, 796 00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:22,560 I GO WATCH THE SCENE WITH YOU AND BRUCE LEE. 797 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,290 OH, YEAH. BRUCE LEE. "RETURN OF THE DRAGON." 798 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,590 THAT WAS -- HOW WAS THAT? 799 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,830 YEAH. YEAH. 800 00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,900 WELL, YOU KNOW, BRUCE AND I WERE GOOD FRIENDS, 801 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,100 AND OUT OF THE BLUE, HE CALLS ME. 802 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,730 "I WANT TO DO A MOVIE WITH A FIGHT SCENE 803 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,000 EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER." 804 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,900 I HELD THE WORLD TITLE AT THAT PARTICULAR TIME, 805 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,070 AND I SAID, "BRUCE, WHO WINS?" 806 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,840 [ BOTH LAUGH ] HE SAID, "I WIN." 807 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,110 I SAID, "I SEE, BRUCE. 808 00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:43,610 YOU WANT TO BEAT UP THE WORLD CHAMPION, HUH?" 809 00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:46,210 HE SAYS, "NO. I WANT TO KILL THE WORLD CHAMPION." 810 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,150 [ LAUGHS ] 811 00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:49,750 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 812 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,420 NO, THIS IS AWESOME, BUT, UH... 813 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,390 YEAH, THIS IS COOL. 814 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,060 Heavy D: OUR FIRE-TRUCK-TO-TOW-TRUCK BUILD 815 00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:03,800 IS COMING ALONG PRETTY WELL. THIS THING'S GONNA BE A BEAST. 816 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,040 WHILE THE NEW TOW-TRUCK BED IS BEING BUILT OFF-SITE, 817 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,170 WE CAN GET TO INSTALLING THE TANDEM SUSPENSION 818 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,870 ON THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK. 819 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,810 HERE IT COMES, STRAIGHT IN. HOLD IT. 820 00:33:13,810 --> 00:33:16,910 WE GOT THE FRAME CUT, "Z" CUT'S ALL READY TO GO. 821 00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:18,950 NOW IT'S TIME TO WELD IT TOGETHER. 822 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:21,150 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN THAT I KNOW 823 00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:24,090 THAT IS UP TO THAT EXTREMELY DETAIL-ORIENTED TASK. 824 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:25,520 I'LL DO IT. 825 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,720 THERE'S THE OTHER GUY THAT I KNOW. 826 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,820 OH. 827 00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:30,860 ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU READY TO PARTY? 828 00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,660 I'M ALWAYS READY TO PARTY. 829 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,600 WANT TO FOG FOR ME? WHAT AM I FOGGING UP? 830 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,300 MAN, SINCE I'M DOING A DUAL-SIDED WELD, 831 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:38,600 I WANT TO FOG THE BACKSIDE WITH SHIELD GAS 832 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,000 SO THAT THE BACK SIDE DOESN'T GET IN CONTACT WITH OXYGEN. 833 00:33:42,010 --> 00:33:44,240 ALL RIGHT. LET'S PREHEAT IT. 834 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,410 READY TO FOG? 835 00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:46,570 YEP. 836 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:53,520 SINCE WE'RE WELDING TWO TRUCK FRAMES TOGETHER, 837 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,480 OBVIOUSLY, THIS WELD NEEDS TO BE SUPERSTRONG. 838 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:57,350 SO WE'RE WELDING UPHILL, 839 00:33:57,350 --> 00:33:59,290 WHICH IS WAY DIFFERENT THAN WELDING DOWNHILL. 840 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:01,390 THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY PUSHING 841 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:02,790 A PUDDLE OF MOLTEN STEEL. 842 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,360 WELDING UPHILL IS MUCH STRONGER 843 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,300 BECAUSE IT PENETRATES THE METAL WITH A LOT MORE HEAT. 844 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:15,170 I'LL SAY VERTICALLY UP'S A LOT HARDER THAN VERTICALLY DOWN 845 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,440 BECAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING GRAVITY. NO BUENO? 846 00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:24,050 NO COMPRENDE. 847 00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:25,750 YOU DON'T WANT TO COMPRENDE WHAT HE JUST SAID. 848 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,180 SO EVEN THOUGH THIS WELD WON'T BE 849 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:30,320 THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE DANCE, SHE'S GONNA BE STRONG. 850 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,120 KIND OF LIKE THE MUSCLE. 851 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,360 ¶¶ 852 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,130 WE'RE ALMOST AT THE FINISH LINE WITH THE TRUCK NORRIS BUILD. 853 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,030 WE'RE ADDING A FEW FINAL, CUSTOM TOUCHES 854 00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:43,400 TO REALLY MAKE THIS THING POP FOR CHUCK. 855 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,500 AND WE'RE ADDING NEW TIRES BECAUSE, WELL, 856 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,540 I LIKE TO DO BURNOUTS WITH THE OLD TIRES. 857 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,900 AND THEY WERE BALD. 858 00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:53,910 YOU THINK THIS IS THE SAME WAY CHUCK NORRIS PUTS ON A TIRE? 859 00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:56,440 GUARANTEED, IT'S NOT. HOW'S HE DO IT? 860 00:34:56,450 --> 00:34:58,850 HE JUST WALKS BY, AND THE TIRE GOES ON ITSELF. 861 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,050 'KAY. THERE IT IS, MAN. 862 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:04,020 SHE'S GOT NEW SHOES FOR THE DANCE. 863 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,520 YEP. FOR HER DANCE WITH CHUCK NORRIS. 864 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,060 TELL YOU WHAT LOOKS NICE -- 865 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:10,060 THIS. 866 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,560 BUT DON'T LET RED BEARD SEE IT. 867 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,090 DID YOU SEE HOW HE SHOWED UP THE FIRST TIME? 868 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,330 NO. I WASN'T HERE. 869 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:15,400 ¶ ALL RIGHT! ¶ 870 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,570 ¶¶ 871 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:19,300 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 872 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,740 SO, IF HE SEES THIS, 873 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,940 HE'S GONNA DRESS LIKE THIS WHEN CHUCK COMES BACK. 874 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,940 CAN YOU IMAGINE SEEING RED BEARD IN A COWBOY HAT? 875 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,910 WOULD IT BE RED NORRIS... 876 00:35:26,910 --> 00:35:28,140 OR CHUCK BEARD? 877 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,080 CHUCK BEARD. 878 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,780 WE SHOULD GO SHOW RED BEARD. 879 00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:34,380 AH [BLEEP] YEAH. 880 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,720 CHUCK BEARD, HERE WE COME! 881 00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:42,620 COMING UP, SEE IF WE MAKE A BIG SPLASH WITH TRUCK NORRIS. 882 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:46,390 [ ENGINE REVS ] AAAAAAAAAAH! 883 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,630 WHERE'S THE TRUCK? 884 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:50,700 CHUCK NORRIS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TRUCK NORRIS. 885 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,630 WHOO-HOO! 886 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,970 LIKE THIS HERE? LIKE THAT? 887 00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:56,270 OH! HE'S OUT! 888 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:00,340 WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE? THIS THING SHOOTS A T-SHIRT 889 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,740 400 YARDS. 890 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,050 SO IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOOT A BURRITO DOWN MY THROAT. 891 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:05,880 I'M JUST GETTING HUNGRY THINKING ABOUT IT. 892 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,480 [ BELCHES ] 893 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,780 3...2...1... 894 00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:13,020 [ JOHANN STRAUSS II's "THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ" PLAYING ] 895 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,020 OH, MY. 896 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,690 GOT IT. 897 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,700 [ Distorted ] OHHH! 898 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,860 [ SNICKERS ] 899 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:24,070 [ Normal voice ] DID I GET ANY IN MY MOUTH? 900 00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,300 RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR MAN BOOBS. 901 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,600 OKAY. 3... 902 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,340 2... 903 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,970 1! 904 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:32,610 [ Distorted ] OHHHH! 905 00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:34,040 [ Normal voice ] AHH! OHH! 906 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,210 [ LAUGHTER ] 907 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,210 OH, MY PEE-PEE HURTS. 908 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:40,080 ¶¶ 909 00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:46,420 Heavy D: WHILE THE MECHANICS ARE BACK AT THE SHOP 910 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,990 REINFORCING THE FRAME OF THE FIRE TRUCK 911 00:36:47,990 --> 00:36:49,720 WITH A NEW ROLLBACK TOW BED, 912 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:51,560 WE'RE HEADING DOWN TO OUR LOCAL GAS STATION 913 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,090 TO REVEAL TRUCK NORRIS 914 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,530 TO THE MAN HIMSELF. 915 00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:05,370 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? YES! 916 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,510 WELL, BOYS, TODAY'S THE DAY. 917 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:09,310 I'M EXCITED TO SEE IT. 918 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,280 WE ONLY HAD THREE DAYS TO GET THIS BUILD DONE, 919 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,980 BUT, HONESTLY, I'M PRETTY HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT. 920 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:17,050 BUT WHAT IF CHUCK DOESN'T LIKE THE TRUCK? 921 00:37:17,050 --> 00:37:20,360 IF CHUCK DOESN'T LIKE THE TRUCK, YOU GET HUCKED IN THE MUCK, 922 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,890 AND THAT WOULD SUCK. 923 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:23,890 OH [BLEEP] 924 00:37:23,890 --> 00:37:25,090 WHERE'S THE TRUCK? 925 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,360 [ IMITATES STATIC ] 926 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,900 THIS IS J.J. McQUADE FOR T.O. 927 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,630 SADDLE UP. TEXAS RANGER READY TO RIDE. OVER. 928 00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:31,630 [ IMITATES STATIC ] 929 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,570 CHUCK NORRIS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TRUCK NORRIS. 930 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,670 HA HA! 931 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,780 [ LAUGHTER ] 932 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,310 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 933 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,020 YAHOO! 934 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,450 OH, MAN! OH, YEAH! 935 00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:52,220 MAN. 936 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:56,090 [ LAUGHS ] 937 00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:57,390 WHOO-HOO! 938 00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:58,490 YEAH! 939 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,700 AH! 940 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,800 WOW. HOO! 941 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,870 HOW WE DOING, CHUCK? 942 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,600 YOU OUTDID YOURSELF. YEAH? WE FEELING GOOD? 943 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,940 MAN, YEAH! GOOD. 944 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,000 WOW. MAN. 945 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:10,140 THINK HE LIKES IT? YEAH! HE LOVES IT! 946 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,910 I CAN NEVER TELL. 947 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:14,240 HE HASN'T ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED IT YET. 948 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,680 I MEAN, CHUCK, REALLY, THIS WAS A REALLY FUN PROJECT. 949 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,310 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 950 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,420 HEY. 951 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,650 YOU GUYS PULLED IT OFF! 952 00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,160 THE COMMERCIAL'S GONNA BE GREAT. IT IS GONNA BE GREAT. 953 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,190 CHUCK, YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THAT TEXAS FLAIR, RIGHT? 954 00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:33,490 WHAT'S MORE TEXAS THAN AMERICA? EXACTLY. 955 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,500 Heavy D: WE STARTED WITH MY TRUCK, ZEUS, 956 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:39,300 A CUSTOMIZED 2012 CHEVY SILVERADO DURAMAX. 957 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,640 TO MAKE THIS TRUCK SCREAM "AMERICA" 958 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,810 AND STAND OUT IN CHUCK'S COMMERCIAL, 959 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:49,340 ZEUS GOT A BRAND-NEW RED, WHITE, AND BLUE VINYL WRAP. 960 00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:52,310 TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE BURNOUTS I'D DONE ON MY OLD TIRES, 961 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,680 WE ADDED BRAND-NEW 40-INCH RUBBERS. 962 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,280 WE COMPLETED THIS TRANSFORMATION 963 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,520 WITH SOME BIG METAL PLATES 964 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,350 CUT OUT ON THE BED CAGE, 965 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,120 A SHERIFF'S BADGE THAT SAYS, "TRUCK NORRIS," 966 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:05,360 AND, FINALLY, CUSTOM EMBROIDERY ON THE HEADRESTS. 967 00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:11,570 EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY ON THIS BUILD, 968 00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:14,640 WE CAN ADD CHUCK NORRIS TO OUR LIST OF CLIENTS. 969 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,970 YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT GONNA BE COMPLAINING? 970 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:18,270 RED BEARD. EXACTLY. 971 00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,970 WELL, CHUCK, I THINK ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS 972 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:21,810 GET IN THIS THING AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. 973 00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,280 OKAY. I'M READY. 974 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,480 LET'S DO IT. 975 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,950 HERE WE GO. TRUCK NORRIS. ALL RIGHT. 976 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:30,720 ¶¶ 977 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,130 WELL... 978 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,740 Muscle: IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOU SEE TRUCK NORRIS 979 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,800 AND CHUCK NORRIS. 980 00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:50,340 HERE'S THE TEXAS RANGERS. 981 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:52,410 I KNEW HE COULD KICK ASS, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DRIVE LIKE THAT. 982 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,280 HOW'D SHE DRIVE? 983 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,980 I LOVED IT, MAN! OH, GOOD. 984 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,080 I TELL YOU GUYS, I -- 985 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,050 AGAIN, I GOT TO THANK YOU GUYS AGAIN. 986 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,720 THANK YOU. IT WAS AN HONOR, BUDDY. 987 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,580 MAN, MY PLEASURE. 988 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,890 MONSTER, YOU'RE GREAT. 989 00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:05,790 HEY, UH, INSTEAD OF A HUG, THERE'S -- 990 00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:06,990 CAN I GET, UH -- 991 00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:10,160 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU WOULD JUST CHOKE ME OUT, 992 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,360 LIKE, BLACKED OUT. 993 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,690 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. 994 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,760 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS HERE? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT? 995 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,530 OH! HE'S OUT! 996 00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:18,670 OHH. 997 00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:21,540 TAP! TAP IN! TAP IN! YOU ALL RIGHT, THERE? 998 00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:23,570 YOU JUST GOT CHOKED OUT! WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING? 999 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:24,640 WHOA. THANK YOU! 1000 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,080 THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD. 1001 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,940 I -- YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE. 1002 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:30,180 THAT WAS -- MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. 1003 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:33,180 YOU'RE CRAZY! OKAY. WHATEVER. 1004 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:38,020 [ MID-TEMPO FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS ] 1005 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,120 THAT'S IT? 1006 00:40:39,990 --> 00:40:42,720 Heavy D: WHERE DID CHUCK GO? 1007 00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:44,460 HE WENT WHERE LEGENDS GO. 1008 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,860 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "FIELD OF DREAMS"? 1009 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,500 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 1010 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,000 I THOUGHT HE HAD A COMMERCIAL TO DO. 1011 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,200 I THINK HE DID IT. 1012 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,700 WE PROBABLY JUST WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 1013 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,100 [ GONG CRASHES ] 1014 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,440 WATCH THE BODY. 1015 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,970 Heavy D: TERRIFYING. EVERY TIME HE GETS 1016 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,810 A LITTLE BIT OF SPEED ON THAT, WE'RE GONNA HIT THE TIRES. 1017 00:40:58,810 --> 00:41:00,510 HOLD UP! OH! 1018 00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:01,910 ONE OF THE MAIN FEATURES OF THIS BUILD 1019 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:04,480 IS TO SHUT THE HATERS UP A LITTLE BIT. 1020 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,810 WHAT THE HECK? 1021 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,320 YEAH! 1022 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720 I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DAMN THING DOWN 1023 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:10,920 BEFORE IT KILLS SOMEONE. 1024 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,390 WHOA! 1025 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:14,020 OH, MY GOODNESS! 1026 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,190 AND LATER THIS SEASON, 1027 00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:16,790 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WE'RE GIVING AWAY. 1028 00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:18,160 NO, DON'T SAY THAT. 1029 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,390 YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE MY FIRST TRUE LOVE. 1030 00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:25,770 YEAH! HA HA HA HA! 1031 00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:28,000 HOO HOO HOO HOO! 1032 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,240 AH [BLEEP] 1033 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,810 AND NOW...WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY. 1034 00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:32,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1034 00:41:33,305 --> 00:42:33,797 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-