"Diesel Brothers" Full of Bull

1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,220 Heavy D: GUESS WHAT, AMERICA -- WE'RE BACK, SO HOLD ON. 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,120 FREEZE FRAME. 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,120 ZZZT! 4 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,060 WHY'D YOU MAKE A ROBOT NOISE? 5 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:09,260 UNFREEZE FRAME. 6 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:11,190 -YEAH! -STOP IT! 7 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,130 -AMERICA! -YEAH! 8 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,870 [ SLOW-MOTION SCREAMING ] 9 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:16,100 ¶¶ 10 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,070 POP QUIZ TIME. WHO AM I? 11 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:18,170 Boy: DIESEL DAVE! 12 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,440 THAT'S RIGHT, DIESEL DAVE. 13 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,470 RIGHT, AND ME? 14 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,010 THE MUSCLE! 15 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:22,770 COME ON. NO. 16 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,470 TYSON! 17 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,210 HEAVY D! 18 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:25,480 [BLEEP] GET OUT OF THE WAY, 19 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:26,680 YOU DUMB [BLEEP] 20 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,940 NOTHING'S CHANGED. 21 00:00:27,950 --> 00:00:29,950 WE FIND TRUCKS, WE FIX THEM, 22 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:31,180 AND THEN WE SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT. 23 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,080 -OH, MAN. -SOMETIMES, WE GIVE THEM AWAY. 24 00:00:34,950 --> 00:00:36,020 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 25 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:38,460 -JOSH WILES, RIGHT HERE. -WOO-HOO! 26 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:40,920 -THAT THING'S AWESOME, MAN. -IT'S A SPECIAL EPISODE. 27 00:00:40,930 --> 00:00:42,860 LUCKY. OHH! 28 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:44,860 I THINK WE SHOULD SHOW THE PEOPLE AT HOME 29 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,030 SOME OF THE STUFF THEY'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 30 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:48,900 WHOO! WHOO! 31 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,170 LIKE, BEHIND-THE-SCENES STUFF. 32 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,870 WHY THE HELL ARE ERIC'S PANTS UP SO HIGH? 33 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:53,140 GIVE THE MAN SOME JEAN SHORTS RIGHT NOW. 34 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,070 [BLEEP] 35 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,040 MAYBE BUILDS THEY'VE NEVER SEEN? 36 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,980 I HAD NO IDEA WE WERE DOING THIS. 37 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:00,610 WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME A TEXT OR, LIKE, A LETTER? 38 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:01,580 YOU SHOULD READ YOUR E-MAILS! 39 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:02,910 "DIESEL POWER HOUR," COMING AT YOU! 40 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,410 YEAH! 41 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:06,150 MARK. 42 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,250 -MY MOUTH WAS FULL. -ALL RIGHT. 43 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:10,520 CHECK, CHECK. MIKE, TWO, ONE, THREE. 44 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,820 WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? 45 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:13,620 WELCOME BACK TO THE "DIESEL POWER HOUR." 46 00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:16,360 I'M YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST, DIESEL DAVE. 47 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,890 AND I'M CAPTAIN PARTY PANTS, HEAVY D. 48 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,260 WHAT UP, CAPTAIN PARTY PANTS? 49 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:20,260 RED BEARD! 50 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,470 AND THIS IS THE MUSCLE. 51 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:22,430 WHY'D YOU DO YOUR RADIO VOICE? 52 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,000 WELL, BECAUSE THIS IS RADIO. 53 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,340 [ Smoothly ] HEY, AMERICA. GOOD MORNING TO YOU. 54 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:26,800 HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DRIVE INTO WORK. 55 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:29,410 THIS IS THE MUSCLE HERE GETTING READY TO EASY BREEZY ON THE WAY. 56 00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:30,370 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD RADIO VOICE. 57 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:31,170 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY. 58 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:32,540 THAT SOUNDED SO MUCH BETTER. 59 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:33,780 THAT DID SOUND GOOD. DO YOUR RADIO VOICE. 60 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,080 AND DON'T DO RED BEARD AGAIN LIKE YOU JUST DID. 61 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,150 THAT'S MY RADIO VOICE. 62 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,680 OKAY, APPARENTLY THAT'S HIS RADIO VOICE. 63 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,280 I'M MORE OF A HOWARD-STERN-TYPE RADIO VOICE. 64 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,690 -YEAH, YOU. -HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:43,120 FAVORITE MEMORY. 66 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,390 FROM THE MINUTE THE CAMERA STARTED ROLLING UNTIL TODAY. 67 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:48,260 OH, I GOT ONE. 68 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,190 LET'S HEAR IT. 69 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,330 WHEN I GOT CHOKED OUT BY CHUCK NORRIS. 70 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:54,730 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU WOULD JUST CHOKE ME OUT, 71 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:55,930 LIKE, BLACKED OUT. 72 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:57,300 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. 73 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:59,340 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS HERE? YOU MEAN LIKE THAT? 74 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:02,110 OH! HE'S OUT! 75 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,240 OHH. 76 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,740 TAP! TAP IN! TAP IN! YOU ALL RIGHT, THERE? 77 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,180 Heavy D: YOU GUYS READY FOR MINE? WHEN WE GO DO THE REVEAL. 78 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:10,680 -OF...? -EVERYTHING. 79 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:15,820 ¶¶ 80 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,150 HEAVY D, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. 81 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,420 THIS IS GOLDEN EAGLE TO ITSY-BITSY SPIDER. 82 00:02:19,420 --> 00:02:21,390 ROLLING THUNDER, THIS IS SASQUATCH. 83 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:23,830 COPY THAT, SASQUATCH, ROLLING THUNDER. 84 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:27,330 THIS IS J.J. McQUADE FOR T.O. SADDLE UP, TEXAS RANGER. 85 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:28,470 READY TO RIDE, OVER. [MIMICS STATIC] 86 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:29,600 BRING IN HERCULES. 87 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:33,470 JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND. 88 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:34,970 DAMN IT! 89 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:38,170 ¶¶ 90 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:41,310 All: YEAH! 91 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:42,610 -WHOO-HOO-HOO! -SWEET! 92 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,950 THAT THING'S AWESOME, MAN! 93 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,150 THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE THAT IN OREGON. 94 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:50,550 [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,090 THAT IS SO SWEET. 96 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:54,320 -THAT IS INSANE. -THANKS FOR MEETING ME OUT HERE. 97 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:57,830 -TA-DA. -OH, MY GOD. 98 00:02:57,830 --> 00:03:00,600 -YEAH! -OH, MAN. 99 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,070 WHOA, WHAT IS THIS? 100 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:04,870 -TRUCK'S YOURS, MY FRIEND. -NO WAY. NO WAY. 101 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:06,140 OH, YEAH! 102 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:09,510 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TRUCK NORRIS. 103 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:10,810 Diesel Dave: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 104 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,140 [ LAUGHS ] LET'S TAKE A RIDE. 105 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:15,380 OH, MY GOD. 106 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,650 OH, MY GOD. 107 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:18,150 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? 108 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:21,080 DUDE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 109 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,820 Lynch: SEEN SOME NICE STUFF BEFORE, THOUGH, BUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, 110 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:25,190 IT'S TOPPING THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. 111 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:28,390 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 112 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:31,390 [ ALL CHEERING ] 113 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:35,430 YES! 114 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:38,700 [ ALL CHEERING ] 115 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,800 [ LAUGHS ] 116 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:45,510 [ ALL CHEERING ] 117 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:47,440 THAT WAS ONE OF THE COOLEST MOMENTS EVER. 118 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:48,780 THAT'S BUCKET LIST. 119 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:51,580 YOU KNOW, TV'S DONE A LOT OF GOOD AND A LOT OF BAD. 120 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:53,980 I THINK THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING FOR ME 121 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,620 WAS WHEN I WAS IN THE DESERT, 122 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:58,420 HAVING A SWEET, KICK-ASS TIME WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. 123 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:01,290 MARSHAWN LYNCH WAS THERE, AND HE CALLED ME BALD. 124 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:04,230 I THINK HEAVY D WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO YOUNG 125 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:07,500 TO BE AS BALD AS HE IS RIGHT NOW, BUT... 126 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,700 -[ CHUCKLES ] -I WANT YOU TO TOUCH IT. 127 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,570 I'M JUST PLAYING! 128 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:10,770 PUT YOUR HANDS ON IT AND FEEL IT. 129 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:11,430 BRO... 130 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,370 THAT'S HAIR RIGHT THERE. 131 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:13,040 THAT'S NOT, BRO. 132 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:13,970 BRO, THAT'S HAIR. 133 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:16,040 THAT NOT NO HAIR, BRO. [ LAUGHS ] 134 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,510 THAT'S ABOUT THE MOST REALITY PART OF THIS REALITY SERIES, 135 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,040 -THOUGH. -WHAT, MY HAIRLINE? 136 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,110 BUT NONE OF THOSE ARE AS EMBARRASSING 137 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,850 AS WHEN I TRIED TO JUMP UP ON THE DYNO... 138 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:25,920 HOLY MOLY. 139 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,080 ...AND GOT BLOCKED BY THE SIDE GATE. 140 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:30,790 YOU GOT SO STUFFED. 141 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:34,860 THIS? 142 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,130 YOU GOT STRAIGHT FISH-FLOPPED. 143 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:39,000 -YEAH. -FLOPPED, LIKE A WALRUS. 144 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,270 MY GOOD FRIEND, HEAVY D, HERE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO PUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 145 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:45,600 IN ALL FAIRNESS, THEY PUT IT ON NATIONAL TV, 146 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,770 AND SO, AT THAT POINT, IT WAS FAIR GAME. 147 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:49,140 -YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. -YEAH, GOOD POINT. 148 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:51,070 AND SO I WAS JUST REPOSTING SOMETHING THAT I ENJOYED. 149 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,410 MY FAMILY GOT A GOOD KICK OUT OF IT. 150 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:53,840 EVERYONE I KNOW ENJOYED IT. 151 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:57,950 YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME HEAVY D TRIED TO BUILD A DIESEL RACE CAR? 152 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:59,220 OH, THE SLEEPER? 153 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,580 WAIT, WHAT'S THE SLEEPER? WHAT'S THE SLEEPER? 154 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:04,020 ¶¶ 155 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,590 -WHAT'S UP, MAN? -YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 156 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,660 -HOW'S IT GOING? -COME ON, BUDDY. 157 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:13,000 -WHAT'S UP, DUDE? -COME GET YOUR DOG HAIR ON HIM. 158 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,030 SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS? 159 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:16,030 I NEED A SLEEPER. 160 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,230 YEAH. 161 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,970 I NEED SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GRANDPA. 162 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,570 SOMETHING IF YOU WERE TO PULL UP AT THE STOPLIGHT 163 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,840 AND YOU HEAR REVVING AND YOU LOOK OVER, 164 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,610 YOU LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INTIMIDATED. 165 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,780 LIKE, IF YOU WENT TO GO GET APPLE PIE 166 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:30,380 AT DIESEL DAVE'S GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND YOU PULLED UP 167 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:32,320 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S HER CAR." 168 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,720 MY GRANDMA WOULD LOOK OUT AND BE LIKE, "[BLEEP]" 169 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,120 SHE WOULD. I'VE SEEN IT. 170 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,990 -WHAT? -OH-HO-HO. 171 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,620 THAT TAKE YOU BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL? 172 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:43,260 DUDE, TAKE THE DOORS OFF, CRUISE TO DAVIS HIGH. 173 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,430 -HELL, YEAH. -JUST LIKE IT. 174 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,300 AND THE BEST PART IS, CHECK THIS OUT. 175 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,600 YOU GOT SPACE FOR DAYS! 176 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,800 FOR DAYS! 177 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,900 -YOU COULD PUT TWO DIESELS! -TWO MOTORS! 178 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,240 GRANDMA WOULDN'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW 179 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,070 AND CALL ME A WUSS DRIVING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 180 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:56,670 THIS IS SICK, THOUGH. 181 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,740 GRANDMA WOULD BE LIKE, "OH, HE FINALLY MADE IT." 182 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:01,310 I TELL YOU WHAT. THIS MAY NOT BE OUR PICK, 183 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,680 BUT THIS SURE MAKES ME HORNY. 184 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,180 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 185 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:07,320 [ CHUCKLES ] I SURE DO. 186 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,750 WISH I DIDN'T, BUT I DO. 187 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,090 DUDE, A HONDA CR-V? 188 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:12,920 OOH. THAT'S ACTUALLY... 189 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,130 BEST PART IS YOU COULD RACE 190 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:16,330 WITH YOUR SCREAMING BABIES IN THE BACK. 191 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,290 YEAH. 192 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,800 A COUPLE CAR SEATS. THREE CAR SEATS. 193 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,960 HOW MANY HOT SOCCER MOMS HAVE YOU SEEN DRIVING ONE OF THESE? 194 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:22,970 HAVE YOU EVER TINDERED IN UTAH? 195 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:25,000 NO, I HAVEN'T. 196 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,770 -HERE'S THE PROBLEM. -WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THIS? 197 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:30,010 IT'S NOT AERODYNAMIC. 198 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,140 IT'S GOT A FOREHEAD BIGGER THAN I'VE GOT. 199 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:34,280 WAIT, HOOP FOUND A GOOD SPOT IN THE SHADE. 200 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,610 YEAH. 201 00:06:35,610 --> 00:06:38,180 AND HE ALSO MIGHT HAVE PICKED... 202 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,650 PICKED WHAT? 203 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,420 A GOOD VEHICLE. 204 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,320 DUDE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. 205 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,220 YOU SHOW UP TO A DIESEL EVENT, 206 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:49,730 AND YOU SEE A PRIUS LINE UP AT THE TRACK. 207 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,630 HA! 208 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:53,200 EXACTLY. THAT'S MY THOUGHT. 209 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,070 NO ONE PULLS UP WITH A PRIUS READY TO RACE ANYBODY 210 00:06:57,070 --> 00:06:58,770 BUT AN OLD MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR. 211 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:00,840 YOU REALLY WANT TO BRING A PILLOW TO A GUN FIGHT? 212 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,370 THAT'S THE POINT. 213 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:06,040 INSIDE THE PILLOW IS A SHOTGUN. 214 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:06,740 AH. 215 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,110 A 12 VALVE. 216 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:08,850 OH! 217 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:10,410 BAM! GOT IT! 218 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,450 BEEN MAKING FUN A PRIUSES FOR YEARS. 219 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:14,320 DON'T TELL ANYBODY, IF WE BUY THIS, 220 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,790 THAT WE BOUGHT THIS. 221 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,950 LET'S JUST SAY IT SHOWED UP OR SOMETHING. 222 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,960 YEAH, THAT WHOLE THING WAS A HUGE WASTE OF MONEY. 223 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,990 -THE PRIUS? -YEAH. TERRIBLE. 224 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,430 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT THING? 225 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:33,740 I FEEL LIKE WE COULD HAVE A FULL SPIN-OFF SHOW 226 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,410 ABOUT BUILDS THAT WE DIDN'T FINISH. 227 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:37,610 YEAH. YES, WE COULD. 228 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,110 IT WOULD JUST BE A PICTURE OF OUR PARKING LOT BACK THERE. 229 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,910 JUST THE "DIESEL ALMOST BROTHERS." 230 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,410 THIS WAS A GOOD UNFINISHED STORY. 231 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,780 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT OLD CHET AND TYSON. 232 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:50,920 THEY'RE MECHANICS, AND THEY'RE HARDCORE COWBOYS. 233 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,890 OH, YEAH, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. 234 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,960 I ALMOST DIED THAT DAY. 235 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,060 YEAH, WELL, ROLL THE RODEO FOOTAGE. 236 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,800 ¶¶ 237 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,730 [ BULLS MOOING, SNORTING ] 238 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,100 HERE'S WHAT WE GOT GOING ON. 239 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,440 THIS IS HOW WE'RE GOING TO PICK WHO RIDES 240 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,840 IN THE SOMERSAULT TRUCK. 241 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,340 WE'RE GOING TO RIDE A BULL. 242 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,780 AND IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO RIDE A BULL, 243 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:14,880 WHOEVER STAYS ON THE BULL THE LONGEST 244 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,610 GETS SHOTGUN IN THE SOMERSAULT TRUCK 245 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:19,620 AND IS TAKING HOME THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND BELT BUCKLE. 246 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,680 DO WE GET, LIKE, A PARTICIPATION TROPHY? 247 00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:23,750 PARTICIPATION TROPHY? THEY'RE GOING TO BE 248 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,090 HANDING THOSE OUT AFTERWARDS IN THE FORM OF BAND-AIDS. 249 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,960 MANY OF YOU MAY NOT KNOW, BUT WE'RE FORTUNATE ENOUGH 250 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,390 TO HAVE A BULL FIGHTER IN OUR PRESENCE. 251 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,160 YEAH. TYSON. 252 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,100 SO, TYSON, ANY WORDS OF ADVICE, TIPS? 253 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,100 YES. SOON AS YOU HIT THE GROUND, RUN. 254 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:42,940 ¶¶ 256 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:50,210 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 257 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:52,380 WORST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD. 258 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:53,950 I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF OUR BETTER IDEAS. 259 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,020 YOU THINK THIS IS A BETTER IDEA? 260 00:08:55,020 --> 00:08:56,850 OH, THIS IS, LIKE, ONE OF THE TOP IDEAS. 261 00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:58,420 PUT THIS IN. 262 00:08:58,420 --> 00:08:59,460 OH, DO YOU HAVE ONE? 263 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:00,590 YOU DIDN'T GET ONE? 264 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:03,290 I'VE GOT ONE IN MY BAG WITH MY HELMET. 265 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,730 YOU WANT A HELMET? YOU BROUGHT A HELMET? 266 00:09:04,730 --> 00:09:06,400 YEAH. YEAH, I'M WEARING YOURS. 267 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,160 YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY GUY HERE WHO'S GOT A DOME 268 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,330 THE SIZE OF MINE. 269 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,270 ¶¶ 270 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,240 RED BEARD KILLED IT. -DID HE JUST -- 271 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,080 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 272 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,580 WAIT, SO I GOT TO FOLLOW THAT? 273 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,250 YEAH, YOU GOT TO FOLLOW THE 10-YEAR-OLD. 274 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,490 [ CHEERING ] 275 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,960 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 276 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,620 [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:36,560 -YOU'RE COMMITTED NOW. -HE JUST RODE TILL HE WAS TIRED. 278 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,500 ¶¶ 279 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:47,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 280 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,510 AND SO, TO START, RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY "OKAY," 281 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,640 YOU WANT TO SQUEEZE AS HARD AS YOU CAN. 282 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:56,180 WITH WHAT? MY LEGS? 283 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,550 WHEN IT REARS, YOU WANT TO KIND OF GET OFF THEIR BUTT 284 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,080 AND... 285 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,180 THAT'S IT. 286 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,590 YEAH. OKAY 287 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:05,460 OKAY, HE'S CALLING FOR HIM. SLOW GATE. 288 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:08,390 ¶¶ 289 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,730 [ BELL DINGS ] 290 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:12,960 HEY, SPARKS, HE WENT THAT WAY. 291 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,760 YEAH, I KNOW. 292 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:18,900 [ BULL SNORTS ] 293 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,300 WELL, AMERICA, I'M ABOUT TO RIDE 294 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:23,570 THE RANKEST THING YOU EVER SEEN. 295 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:27,080 -[ WHISTLES ] -[ SNARLS ] 296 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:33,080 I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, BULL. I'VE RIDDEN A BEAR. 297 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,180 YEAH, HE'S PRETTY VIOLENT, ISN'T HE? 298 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:38,120 ¶¶ 299 00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:45,500 ¶¶ 300 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,030 HEY, HEY, HEY! 301 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,930 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 302 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:53,740 -YEAH, BOY! -THERE YOU GO. 303 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,040 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 304 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,740 HE CAME OUT BUCKING HARDER THAN ME. 305 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,940 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 306 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:06,280 GO WITH IT! GO WITH IT! 307 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,220 WHOO-HOO! 308 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:11,420 -DON'T DO THAT EVERY DAY. -COME ON, CHAV! 309 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,160 READY. LET'S GO. 310 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,700 NICE, RED! 311 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,570 -WHOO! -YEAH, BOY! 312 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,000 THAT IS THE MOST CRAZY THING I'VE EVER DONE. 313 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,340 Man: DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THE RIDE? 314 00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:30,140 NO. I JUST REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, THINKING WE WERE FRIENDS. 315 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:33,810 THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, FELT LIKE SOMEONE HIT AN EJECTION BUTTON. 316 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:34,940 WELL, AMERICA, IT'S TIME TO AWARD 317 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:37,850 THE BELT BUCKLE TO THE BEST RIDER, 318 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:39,520 WHICH WAS NONE OF THESE GUYS. 319 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,480 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:41,820 -IT WAS TRACE. -TRACE. 321 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:45,220 -GOOD JOB, MAN. -GOOD RIDE. 322 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,960 YOU GOING TO TEACH US HOW TO DO IT NEXT TIME? 323 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,330 EVERY TUESDAY, LESSONS. 324 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,560 DON'T BE LATE. 325 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,760 I THINK WE COULD ALL USE THE POINTERS. 326 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:57,130 SWEET. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 327 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:58,230 GOOD JOB, MAN. THANKS FOR WATCHING US 328 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,600 GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, AMERICA. 329 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:11,050 LITERALLY HAVE 10 MINUTES TO BUILD A FILE, 330 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,650 TUNE IT, PASS TECH, AND GET ON THE LINE. 331 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,720 WHERE'D THE [BLEEP] POWER GO? 332 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,720 [BLEEP] EVERYTHING IS [BLEEP] WRONG. 333 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,320 COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LIGHT IT. GO. 334 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:24,490 ¶¶ 335 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:31,370 WELCOME BACK TO THE "DIESEL POWER HOUR." 336 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,940 WE'RE REFLECTING ON SOME OF THE THINGS WE'VE DONE, 337 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,440 SOME OF THE SCENES THAT MADE THE SHOW 338 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,810 AND SOME THAT GOT LEFT ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR. 339 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:38,880 WHEN YOU SAY CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, 340 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,510 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE EDITORS IN POST 341 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:45,650 THAT CHOSE TO RESPECT OUR HONOR BY NOT INCLUDING THEM? 342 00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:47,120 RESPECTING HONOR DOES NOT INCLUDE 343 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,950 THE FOOTAGE OF ME BOUNCING ON YOUR LAP. 344 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:50,550 BOUNCE ON MY LAP. I'LL GIVE YOU SUSPENSION. 345 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,020 -[ LAUGHS ] -SEE THIS? 346 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,290 [ LAUGHS ] 347 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,390 BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE'S STUFF THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE 348 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,160 THAT THEY'VE SPARED US THE HUMILIATION. 349 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,930 YEAH, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS 350 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:05,470 THAT THEY LEFT OUT OF THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR. 351 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:06,800 LIKE WHAT? 352 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:09,670 HOW ABOUT THE EL CAMINO ENGINE PROBLEM? 353 00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:13,110 I GOT TO, LIKE, FOOL EVERYTHING TO THINKING IT'S WORKING. 354 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,310 UGH. 355 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,910 BASICALLY, WE JUST GOT TO CRACK THE CODE. 356 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,510 I NEED SOME HELP. 357 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,720 -WITH WHAT? -CHAVIS! 358 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,190 WAIT, YOU NEED MY HELP ON THIS? 359 00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:23,490 YES. 360 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,150 WE NEED AN ACTIVATION CODE 361 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,760 TO GET THE BRAIN TO WORK WITH THE BODY. 362 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,730 ZERO-D-SIX-FOUR- SIX-B-SIX-ZERO. 363 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:33,260 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME AND TALKING TO HIM? 364 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,670 I'VE HAD THE CODE SINCE DAY ONE. GOT THAT? 365 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:37,200 HE'S HAD THE CODE THIS WHOLE TIME? 366 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,040 SHOULD HAVE JUST COME TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 367 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,470 YEAH, BUT IT IS A BIG DEAL TO COME TO YOU. 368 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,640 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HOW HARD IS IT TO COME TO ME? 369 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,540 AM I NOT AN APPROACHABLE PERSON? 370 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,370 NOT AT ALL. 371 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,380 WHAT?! NEVER. 372 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,440 [BLEEP] ALL THREE OF US 373 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,480 ARE SHAKING OUR HEADS NO. 374 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,980 I'M NOT AN APPROACHABLE PERSON? 375 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,280 I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, AND I'D SAY YOU'RE NOT. 376 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,480 YOU KNOW I HAVE AN OPEN-DOOR POLICY. 377 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:55,490 YOU CAN COME IN ANY TIME YOU NEED A CODE. 378 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:56,620 YOU CHANGED YOUR CODE LAST WEEK. 379 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:57,920 YEAH, YOU CHANGED THE CODE ON YOUR DOOR. 380 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,920 [ LAUGHS ] THEY CAN'T GET IN. 381 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:02,060 BUT LET'S NOT OVERLOOK THE FACT 382 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:05,600 THAT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY PROBLEM THAT WE HAD. 383 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,560 UH-OH. 384 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,530 [ METAL CLANGING ] 385 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:08,930 SON OF A [BLEEP] 386 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,730 WE'RE NOT SAVING ANY OF THIS. THIS WHOLE THING IS TOAST. 387 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:14,070 TRANS TEMP IS CLIMBING LIKE CRAZY. 388 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,810 [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 389 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,070 THAT WASN'T ME. 390 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,010 WHEN THIS A-ARM FOLDED IN, IT ACTUALLY FOLDED IN 391 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,080 AND IT BROKE THE OIL PAN ON THE ENGINE. 392 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,080 GO ALL THE WAY. 393 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,650 [BLEEP] 394 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,880 OH, [BLEEP] 395 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,290 OH, [BLEEP]. COME ON. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 396 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:32,860 THE TRANS IS LEAKING! 397 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,890 OH, [BLEEP]! SON OF A BITCH! 398 00:14:34,890 --> 00:14:36,460 NO POWER. 399 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,760 ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 400 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,730 AH, MAN. 401 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,800 HOT, HOT. 402 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,100 FIRE! FIRE! 403 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,170 OH, [BLEEP] 404 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,770 [ ENGINE REVS ] 405 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,340 AND...NOTHING. 406 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:50,810 THE ENGINE? 407 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,880 -THROUGH BOLT FOR THE COUPLER... -EXACTLY. 408 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,980 -...IS COMPLETELY SHEARED. -YEP, IT CERTAINLY IS SHEARED. 409 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,650 -CHECK THIS OUT. -THERE IT IS. 410 00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:59,150 -IS IT DESTROYING THE HOOD? -YEAH, THE HOOD'S GONE. 411 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:06,820 OH! WE WAS SO CLOSE! 412 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,290 WE WERE THERE! 413 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:10,130 YEAH, I NEED -- WHOA! 414 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,990 [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 415 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,300 IT LINED UP PERFECT. 416 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,670 WHO'S THE BEST FORKLIFT OPERATOR HERE? 417 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,740 OH, OH, CHET IS. CHET IS. 418 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,040 THERE WAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS. 419 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,110 AND I DON'T THINK THAT WAS ALL OF IT. 420 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,470 IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY BUILD, 421 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,740 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT MAJORLY GOES WRONG. 422 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,110 I'M JUST GLAD THEY DIDN'T SHOW DAY TWO 423 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,350 OF THE CALL-OUT CHALLENGE. 424 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,410 AT THE TIME, IT WAS, LIKE, A RUDY THING EVEN THOUGH 425 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,650 WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE AT THE DRAG RACE. 426 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:37,220 -ZERO CARES. -AND IT WAS JUST A FULL-ON... 427 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,520 UGH. 428 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,660 ¶¶ 429 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,590 Announcer: PART OF THE NORTHWEST DYNO CIRCUIT 430 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,760 ULTIMATE CALL-OUT CHALLENGE, 431 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,330 WE GREATLY APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE HERE 432 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,360 AT OUR RACEWAY TODAY. 433 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,040 YEAH, LET'S TRY AND SPOOL IT. 434 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,840 [ ENGINE WHIRRING ] 435 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,680 THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY PISSED OFF. 436 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,310 NOBODY HAS TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW 437 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,620 BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 438 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,580 WHY THE COMPUTER'S NOT TALKING TO THE TRUCK. 439 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,320 SO NOT ONLY ARE THEY NOT TALKING TO ME, 440 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,720 THE TRUCK'S NOT TALKING TO THE COMPUTER. 441 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,990 AND WE NEED TWO WIRES TO HOOK INTO THE TRANSMISSION, 442 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:17,490 SENSOR COMPUTER TO THE TRUCK AND SAY, "HEY, BE FRIENDS." 443 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,500 THEN WE GET TO GO AND MAKE A PASS ON THE TRACK, 444 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,160 GET A TIME, GET A SCORE, 445 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,000 HAVE A HOPE AND A PRAYER IN THIS THING. 446 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,730 IF WE DON'T, THEN WE PUT IT BACK 447 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,970 ON THE TRAILER WITH OUR SAD FACES. 448 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,470 WANT ME TO FLINTSTONE YOU DOWN IT? 449 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,810 I'LL PUSH IT DOWN, CHAV. 450 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:33,810 Chavis: PCS ISN'T [BLEEP] COMMUNICATING NOW. 451 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,310 COMPUTER'S NOT RECOGNIZING IT AT ALL? 452 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,250 DOESN'T EVEN COMMUNICATE. SAYS NO COMMUNICATION. 453 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,720 IT'S JUST GOING TO GO UP IN SMOKE. 454 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,950 BOOM. 455 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,150 LET ME TRY MY COMPUTER 456 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,190 AND SEE IF I CAN GET IT TO TALK TO THE PCS. 457 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,320 I MEAN, WE GOT 10 MINUTES UNTIL IT'S OVER? 458 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,790 YEAH, TO WIRE UP THE WHOLE [BLEEP] 459 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,890 12 MINUTES. 460 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,260 YEAH, IT'S NOT -- THERE'S NO WAY. 461 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,830 -HE'S CONNECTED WITH HIS. -IT SAYS 462 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:56,130 "TCU FOUND" ON HIS COMPUTER. 463 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:59,100 YOU GOT TO BUILD A FILE NOW ON HIS COMPUTER. 464 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:03,240 YOU LITERALLY HAVE 10 MINUTES TO BUILD A FILE, TUNE IT, 465 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,270 PASS TECH, AND GET ON THE LINE. 466 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,110 HEY, HURRY. WE GOT LITERALLY ON TIME. 467 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,410 WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES. 468 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,910 WE HAVE EIGHT MINUTES, SEVEN MINUTES TO GET THERE. 469 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,680 I DON'T GIVE TWO [BLEEP] ABOUT WHAT THE TIME IS. 470 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:14,750 WE JUST GOT TO GET DOWN THE TRACK. 471 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,920 WE DIDN'T BUILD UP TO THIS MOMENT 472 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,590 TO JUST GO LOAD IT ON THE TRAILER. 473 00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:20,820 JUST ROLL DOWN THE TRACK FOR ME, PLEASE. 474 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,430 THIS IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST [BLEEP] DECISION EVER. 475 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,530 [BLEEP] OUT OF THE WAY, YOU DUMB [BLEEP] 476 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:32,770 Chavis: I PUT IN, I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY, 477 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,970 20-HOUR DAYS TO GET THAT THING GOING. 478 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,540 AND, YOU KNOW, JUST TO CALL IT A DAY 479 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,780 AND LOAD IT ON THE TRAILER, 480 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,540 THAT'S JUST THROWING IN THE TOWEL. 481 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,080 WE CAN'T DO THAT. -WHAT THE [BLEEP]? 482 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,620 WHERE'D MY POWER GO? -WE SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING THIS. 483 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,750 IT'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING, MAN. 484 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,060 IT'S GONNA GET DOWN THE TRACK. 485 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:56,660 ¶¶ 486 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,100 COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LIGHT IT. GO. THERE YOU GO. 487 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,660 YEAH, BUDDY. 488 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:02,630 HERE WE GO. LIGHT THEM. 489 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,340 COME ON. 490 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,370 THAT SUCKS. 491 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,610 ALL THAT MATTERS IS IT GOT DOWN THE TRACK. 492 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:15,540 -THAT WAS TERRIBLE. -IT WENT. 493 00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,210 IT GOT DOWN THE TRACK. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 494 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,550 -FUEL? -TOO MUCH FUEL? 495 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:20,120 -TUNING? -WE AIN'T RUNNING THAT AGAIN. 496 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,220 I THINK THE CONVERTER'S TOO TIGHT. 497 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,090 -GOOD. -IT AIN'T ABOUT 498 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,020 HOW FAST YOU GO DOWN THE TRACK. 499 00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,930 I KNOW IT WAS [BLEEP] BUT, DUDE, 500 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:31,790 DID IT LIGHT AT ALL? 501 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,300 [BLEEP] NO. 502 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,400 IT NEVER EVEN [BLEEP] THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 503 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,370 JUST PUTTIN' DUDE. THAT WAS UGLY. 504 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,270 THAT WAS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE. 505 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,210 [ LAUGHS ] WHAT DID YOU HIT? 50? 506 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:48,610 I COULDN'T EVEN SEE. IT WAS PROBABLY 12. 507 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,280 ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU WENT DOWN THE TRACK, DUDE. 508 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,780 CARNAGE IS CARNAGE. 509 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,420 IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY, YOU KNOW? 510 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,050 WE JUST GOT TO PREPARE FOR THAT, FIX IT. 511 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,720 WE'LL ABSOLUTELY BE BACK. 512 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,830 I'M ON YOUR BACK. 513 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,600 MAN, HE DOESN'T EVEN BREAK STRIDE. 514 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,300 THAT WAS REALLY DEPRESSING. 515 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,270 OKAY, BUT ONE THING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON IS OUR BUILDS 516 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:15,740 WOULDN'T BE HALF AS COOL AS THEY ARE 517 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,570 WITHOUT THE AMAZING TEAM OF MECHANICS WE HAVE HERE. 518 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:22,410 THAT'S TRUE, BUT THERE ARE A COUPLE BROTHERS 519 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,050 THAT I THINK COULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE EFFICIENT 520 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:26,280 IF THEY WOULDN'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME TALKING ABOUT DISNEY. 521 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,050 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "FROZEN," DUDE? 522 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,590 ELSA'S THE BLONDE ONE. ANNA'S THE BRUNETTE. 523 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:31,920 SHE GOT PISSED OFF AT THE WORLD 524 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,660 AND DECIDED TO JUST GO APE [BLEEP] ON EVERYBODY. 525 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:37,260 HE'S KIND OF LIKE GASTON OFF OF "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST." 526 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,490 "I WILL FIND BELLE." 527 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,560 -YEAH, RIGHT? -"KILL THE BEAST!" 528 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,070 THAT'S SOMETHING OFF OF MULAN'S EMPEROR'S PALACE. 529 00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:44,570 HEY, GUYS, LISTEN. 530 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,570 WAS BEAUTY AFRAID THE BEAST? 531 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,070 I HEARD YOU GUYS OVER HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE 532 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,870 NEGATIVE ATTITUDE [BLEEP] GOING ON. 533 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,740 WHO'S BEAUTY, AND WHO'S THE BEAST? 534 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:54,040 WELL, HE'S THE BEAST. 535 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,410 YEAH, BUT THEN WHO'S BEAUTY? 536 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,010 WELL, THAT'D HAVE TO BE ME. 537 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,780 I DON'T THINK HE'S BEEN WATCHING THE SAME DISNEY MOVIES AS ME. 538 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,750 WHO'S THE OFFSPRING OF ZEUS? CHET? TYSON? 539 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,350 ANYBODY WITH DISNEY KNOWLEDGE? 540 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,020 WHO WAS ZEUS' SON IN THE DISNEY MOVIE? 541 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:10,560 EXACTLY. 542 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,860 THANK YOU. -WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE 543 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,000 DISNEY MOVIE? -"ANASTASIA." 544 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,100 BECAUSE SHE'S HOT? NO, BECAUSE -- 545 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,240 IT'S A CARTOON. 546 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,940 HOTTEST CARTOON? 547 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,640 HOTTEST CARTOON CHARACTER? 548 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,280 I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOONS LIKE THEY'RE HOT. 549 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,380 ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 550 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,640 WHAT'S YOURS? 551 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,210 WELL, I HAVE A LOT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SAY NOW 552 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,850 THAT YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY. 553 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,150 WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE? 554 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,680 HE THINKS "MULAN" IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE. 555 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,120 -SHE'S PRETTY BADASS. -SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? 556 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,150 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "MULAN" IS. 557 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,990 -AND YOURS? -"BEAUTY AND THE BEAST." 558 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,690 -"DUMBO." -"DUMBO!" 559 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,990 I TOLD YOU! 560 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,030 THINK ABOUT IT. AN ELEPHANT FLIES. 561 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,530 HE NAILED IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD. 562 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,600 YEAH. 563 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:56,470 TWO TEAMS. THEY'RE GOING TO SECURE THEIR TEAM PARTNER 564 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,540 ON TO THEIR DOLLY. 565 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,380 [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,440 THIS IS SO WEIRD! 567 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,710 YOU MUST WEAVE IN AND OUT. 568 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:05,180 FIRST ONE BACK TAKES HOME THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 569 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,750 [ AIR HORN SOUNDS ] GO! 570 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:07,480 TURN! 571 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:11,750 ¶¶ 572 00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,400 WELCOME BACK TO THE "DIESEL POWER HOUR," 573 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,530 WHERE WE'RE REMINISCING ON SOME OF OUR FAVORITE 574 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,800 AND NOT-SO-FAVORITE MOMENTS OF THE SHOW. 575 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,840 HEY, LET ME TELL YOU ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS. 576 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,070 OKAY. STUNTS, OBVIOUSLY. 577 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,170 -OH. -YEAH, THE STUNTS. 578 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:30,210 AND THEY ALWAYS INCLUDE THE ONE WITH YOU 579 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,810 RUNNING INTO THE FENCE. 580 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:35,240 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STUNT AND AN ACCIDENT? 581 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,350 ¶¶ 582 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:40,180 FIST PUMP? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 583 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:42,920 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 584 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,350 WHOO! 585 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,490 GET IT, GET IT, GET IT! 586 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,530 WHOA! 587 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:53,260 -OH! -AAAH! 588 00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:55,460 -AND HE JUST HAWKED IT. -[ LAUGHS ] 589 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:57,970 ¶¶ 590 00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:58,970 YEAH! 591 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,640 STOP IT! 592 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,240 I LIKE TOOTSIE ROLLS. 593 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,170 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 594 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,280 [ LAUGHS ] 595 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,210 OH, GEEZ! 596 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,910 [ LAUGHTER ] 597 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,120 [BLEEP] 598 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,280 WHOA, MAN DOWN. 599 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:16,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 600 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,020 -OH, NO. -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 601 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:20,960 ¶¶ 602 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,600 I THINK YOU SHOULD PUT THE HAMMER DOWN. 603 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,900 [ ENGINE REVS ] 604 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,500 HERE WE GO. 605 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:33,440 RIDING THE WHIP 606 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,870 [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] 607 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,770 YEAH! YEAH! 608 00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,980 [ LAUGHTER ] 609 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:48,250 WE READY? 610 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,950 I'M READY, BRO. 611 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,320 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 612 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,860 -YEAH! -WHOO-HOO-HOO! 613 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:03,970 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 614 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:06,300 I FEEL LIKE WE'VE DONE SOME FAIRLY RISKY STUFF. 615 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,370 THE DOLLY RACE DAY. 616 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:09,470 -[ GROANS ] -DID THEY SHOW THAT? 617 00:23:09,470 --> 00:23:10,570 I DON'T KNOW. 618 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,170 CHET WENT OUT LIKE A LIGHT, THOUGH. 619 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,280 HE DID, REAL QUICK. 620 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,840 WELL, WHEN YOU'RE STRAPPED TO A DOLLY 621 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,180 AND YOU JUST GET DROPPED ON YOUR FACE... 622 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,480 HE HAD A HELMET ON. 623 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,980 THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK. 624 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,690 TWO TEAMS. WE GOT TWO DRIVERS RIGHT THERE WITH THEIR DOLLIES. 625 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:27,090 THEY'RE GOING TO SECURE THEIR TEAM PARTNER ON TO THEIR DOLLY. 626 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:29,390 I'M GOING TO SET UP TWO ROWS OF OBSTACLES 627 00:23:29,390 --> 00:23:32,460 YOU MUST WEAVE IN AND OUT THERE, BACK. 628 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,300 WE'LL SET UP A CAUTION-TAPE FINISH LINE. 629 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,470 FIRST ONE BACK TAKES HOME THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 630 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,040 -I'M FIRST CAPTAIN. -YOU CAN BE THE FLAG GIRL. 631 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,140 AND I'M GOING TO TAKE... 632 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,140 CHET. LESS WIND RESISTANCE. 633 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,570 YEAH, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A BEARD. 634 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:46,380 -WAIT, SO YOU ARE DRIVING? -LET'S GET A LITTLE COMPETITION 635 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:49,150 AND DO SIBLING RIVALRY. 636 00:23:49,150 --> 00:23:51,150 I'LL GET TYSON. HE REMINDS ME OF THE GUY ON -- 637 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:53,680 YOU GUYS SEEN "TOP GUN?" THE GUY THAT DRINKS MOTOR OIL? 638 00:23:53,690 --> 00:23:56,320 FEEL LIKE HE'D BE A BETTER COMPETITOR. 639 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,720 -PUNCHING AND BITING... -IS LEGAL? 640 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,660 ...IS LEGAL. 641 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,420 TRY AND KILL YOUR OPPONENTS. 642 00:24:01,430 --> 00:24:02,530 [ LAUGHTER ] 643 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:04,660 ALL RIGHT. HOW DO WE ATTACH THESE GUYS? 644 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,930 -CAUTION TAPE. -RATCHET STRAP. 645 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:08,860 -DUCT TAPE? -NO! 646 00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:11,330 -NO. BETTER. RIGHT HERE. -THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA. 647 00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:12,840 -THIS'LL WORK. -IT'S SARAN WRAP. 648 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,270 -WRAP AROUND THE WAIST. -OH, NICE. 649 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,940 -THERE WE GO. -[ BLEEP ] NICE. 650 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,940 GOT TO LEAVE MY ARMY OPEN. 651 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,710 WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. NOT MY HANDS. 652 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,510 IT DOES WONDERS FOR YOUR FIGURE. 653 00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:25,250 KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN AT YOUR SIDE. 654 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,650 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 655 00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:33,890 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET JOCK ITCH HALFWAY THROUGH THE RACE. 656 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,960 AND I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC. 657 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,760 [ LAUGHTER ] 658 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,330 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 659 00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:41,330 GOT TO KEEP MY HANDS FREE, DUDE. 660 00:24:41,330 --> 00:24:44,070 NICE. NICE. 661 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:45,270 STOP! 662 00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,570 [ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ] 663 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,510 WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE? 664 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,210 THIS IS SO WEIRD! 665 00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,850 -AAH! -WHOA, WHOA, EASY. 666 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:00,880 YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL. 667 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,020 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT? 668 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,220 I'M, LIKE, SWEATING PROFUSELY. 669 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:06,120 HEY, MAN. CHET! 670 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,230 SORRY THAT YOUR TEAM PARTNER CHOSE SARAN WRAP. 671 00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:10,590 [ LAUGHTER ] 672 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,100 AT LEAST IT'S NOT GOING TO SPLIT YOU IN HALF. 673 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,400 TEAM VIKING, ARE YOU READY? 674 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,260 READY. 675 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:16,930 TEAM SWEATY, ARE YOU READY? 676 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,370 -SWEATY. -HERE'S THE RULES. 677 00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:20,470 IT'S SLALOM-STYLE. 678 00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:25,470 WHEN I HAVE STEVE THE CONDUCTOR HONK HIS HORN, 679 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,340 BOTH RACERS WILL TAKE OVER WEAVING 680 00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:29,410 THROUGH THE COURSE. 681 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:31,810 CONDUCTOR, WHEN YOU'RE READY. 682 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,050 [ AIR HORN SOUNDS ] GO! 683 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:35,620 -TURN! -GO, VIKING! 684 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,650 OH! 685 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,950 NO! 686 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,420 CHET! 687 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:42,530 OH, MAN DOWN. 688 00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:44,660 HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 689 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:47,500 -YOU OKAY? -DID WE WIN? 690 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,700 NO. YOU LOST. 691 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,770 WE DIDN'T GET VERY FAR IF WE'RE ONLY HERE. 692 00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:55,740 GOOD THING WE GOT RID OF OUR H.R. DEPARTMENT 693 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,010 BEFORE WE STARTED DOING THIS. 694 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:58,840 -BUT I HAD A GOOD TIME. -AND I HAD A GOOD TIME 695 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,980 WATCHING IT. -AND CAN YOU PUT 696 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,940 A PRICE TAG ON THAT? YOU CAN'T. 697 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:04,180 THESE STUNTS HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FUN. 698 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,920 YOU KNOW WHAT MORE STUNTS MEANS? 699 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,180 WHAT? 700 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,520 MORE OUTFITS. 701 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,020 YEAH, BUT I THINK ANYTHING IS AN OPPORTUNITY 702 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:14,020 FOR YOU TO WEAR ANOTHER WEIRD OUTFIT. 703 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,660 YEAH, TWO BALLS! 704 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:19,060 DO YOU LIKE HORSEPOWER? DO YOU LIKE TORQUE? 705 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:22,230 DIESEL LOVERS, WELCOME TO THE DIESEL KITCHEN. 706 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:23,830 ¶¶ 707 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,730 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY. 708 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:29,100 GATHER 'ROUND, YOU DIESEL LOVERS AND TORQUE JUNKIES. 709 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:34,480 HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE. 710 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,450 WHAT THE HELL? 711 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,950 [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. 712 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:40,650 IT'S SPORTY '70s. 713 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:43,250 IT DOES SHOW OFF THE HAMMIES QUITE NICELY. 714 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,390 [ SIGHS ] 715 00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:47,020 THE CAT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 716 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:47,960 AAAH! 717 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,730 YEAH, WE'RE SURFING! 718 00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:53,200 MAN, CAMPING THESE DAYS IS ROUGH. 719 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,330 OOH! 720 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,610 -REALLY HANDSOME. -JUST CALL ME DIESEL DAVE NOW. 721 00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:05,710 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR HAPPY PAINTING. 722 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:08,580 I'M GOING TO FLY UP THIS WALL. 723 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,180 HEY, I GOT AN ITCH ON MY FOREHEAD. 724 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,410 CAN YOU GET IT? I GOT AN ITCH ON MY EAR. 725 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:14,250 HO, HO, HO! 726 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,520 MERRY DIESEL CHRISTMAS! 727 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,090 FLARE IT UP. AH. OVER. 728 00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:20,360 HERE WE GO. 729 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,220 YEAH! AWESOME! 730 00:27:22,230 --> 00:27:24,230 I'LL GET YOUR ITCH ON THE FOREHEAD. 731 00:27:25,630 --> 00:27:27,300 DON'T PUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WHEN I PUT MY TONGUE OUT! 732 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,560 OH, MAN! 733 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:30,200 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TRYING TO TONGUE EACH OTHER. 734 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,970 THIS IS A REALLY DIRTY SCENE. 735 00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,370 ¶¶ 736 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:37,040 -THIS IS PERFECT. -THIS IS AWESOME. 737 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,240 -WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER... -NICE. 738 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,910 ...I CAN BE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. 739 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,280 WAIT, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 740 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,280 WELL, CLOSE THE SHOWER DOOR. 741 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,350 THERE IS NONE. 742 00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:46,620 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 743 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,720 HOLD IT? 744 00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:51,920 ¶¶ 745 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,360 WELCOME BACK TO THE "DIESEL POWER HOUR." 746 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,100 WE'RE VIEWING SOME OF OUR FINEST 747 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,200 AND NOT-SO-FINEST MOMENTS THAT WE'VE CAUGHT ON CAMERA. 748 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,540 MUSCLE, WHAT DO YOU -- ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW? 749 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:07,600 Red Beard: DUDE, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW. 750 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:09,910 [ Muffled ] DUDE, I'M NOT ALWAYS EATING. 751 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:11,470 EW, GROSS. WHAT -- YOU GOT, LIKE, SOMETHING ON THERE. 752 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,440 WHAT IS THAT? 753 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,340 YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A... 754 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,980 WHAT'S GOING ON? 755 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:17,980 -AW, YOU TOOK THE BOTTOM HALF? -OOH, NICE MOVE. 756 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:20,050 NICE MOVE. 757 00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:22,690 LET'S CUT TO THE MUSCLE-EATING MONTAGE. 758 00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:24,220 BUT ONLY A SHORT CLIP OF IT, RIGHT, 759 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,650 BECAUSE WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY. 760 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,390 [ LAUGHS ] ZING! 761 00:28:28,390 --> 00:28:31,330 ¶¶ 762 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,830 YOU DON'T WANT THOSE. 763 00:28:36,830 --> 00:28:38,470 -I DO! -GIVE ME A PIECE. 764 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:39,770 GOT YOUR PIECE RIGHT HERE, BRO. 765 00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:41,270 AW, THAT'S -- 766 00:28:41,270 --> 00:28:43,640 YOU DON'T WANT THESE ONES. 767 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,340 WHAT IS TAKING YOU GUYS SO LONG? 768 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,540 DUDE, YOUR CARDBOARD CUT-OUT'S EVEN GETTING FAT. 769 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:49,850 "OM NOM NOM. GIVE ME A DONUT." 770 00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:51,880 -I LIKE THEM. -LET ME HAVE THIS ONE, THEN. 771 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,580 ¶¶ 772 00:28:54,590 --> 00:28:55,950 AW. 773 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:59,290 YOU HAD -- YOU TO SMASH IT RIGHT INTO MY PANTS? 774 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,990 GOT IT. 775 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,730 [ Distorted voice ] OH. 776 00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:05,130 [ Normal voice ] DID I GET ANY IN MY MOUTH? 777 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:07,560 NO, DON'T PUT IT BACK ON THE PIZZA. 778 00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:10,370 WELL, IT SAID SAUSAGE ON IT, BUT I JUST KEEP GETTING EGGS. 779 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:11,800 Diesel Dave: THEY NEED TO CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM "MUSCLE" 780 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 TO CELLULITE. 781 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,570 [ Distorted voice ] NICE. 782 00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:16,010 HEY, MUSCLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 783 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:17,210 I'M EATING A BURRITO. 784 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:18,840 IT'S 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 785 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,880 THE NICE THING IS, IS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE 786 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,750 TO REWARM IT UP, IT'S SO HOT. 787 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:23,980 I GOT CHIPS, TOO. 788 00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:27,320 YOU HAVE REALLY JUST GIVEN UP, HAVEN'T YOU? 789 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,150 STOP IT. MY CONSCIENCE IS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH. 790 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,390 -WHAT'S YOUR CONSCIENCE'S NAME? -PETER. 791 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,720 -FAT ALBERT? -UH-HUH. 792 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,320 HEY, HEY, HEY! 793 00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:36,160 HEY, HEY, HEY. 794 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,690 AW. 795 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,800 THAT'S THE LAST PIECE! 796 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,000 I GET IT. I EAT A LOT. 797 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,330 Red Beard: DO YOU GET IT? 798 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,470 BUT AT LEAST I DON'T LIVE IN MY BEST FRIEND'S BASEMENT. 799 00:29:46,470 --> 00:29:48,240 -HEY! -OOH, OOH. 800 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,740 IT'S PRETTY COOL LIVING IN YOUR FRIEND'S BASEMENT. 801 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:50,740 YOU KNOW THAT. 802 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:53,680 ¶¶ 803 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,340 HEY, AMERICA. 804 00:29:57,650 --> 00:30:00,450 DIESEL'S WORKING OUT. COME ON. 805 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:01,450 OH, MY FRIENDS ARE HERE. 806 00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:03,990 NO, NO, MISTER. 10 MORE. 807 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:06,490 10 MORE? [ GROANS ] 808 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,190 I'M GONNA HAVE A SIX PACK FOR BEACH SEASON. 809 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,730 WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? THIS IS MY CRIB. 810 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:18,400 THIS IS WHERE WE DO MOST OF OUR LAUNDRY 811 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,900 AND WHERE WE GET OUR INSPIRATION FOR OUR BUILDS. 812 00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:23,770 CHET AND TYSON BOTH LIVE WITH ME DOWN HERE 813 00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:26,610 IN THE CUSH BASEMENT OF THE SPARKS' PALACE. 814 00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:28,540 DOES TYSON PAINT HIS TOENAILS? 815 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:31,880 -YES. -WHAT? 816 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,750 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS. 817 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,850 WHERE WE SHOWER AND GET CLEAN. 818 00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,690 HEY, WHOA! WHOA! 819 00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:40,060 SHUT THE DOOR! 820 00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:42,190 I GO ALL THE TIME AT OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES. 821 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,560 IT'S KIND OF A HOBBY. 822 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,130 HERE IN THE CLOSET, WHERE I KEEP ALL THE NECESSITIES. 823 00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:50,530 CUTOFF SHORTS, AMERICAN-FLAG BANDANAS, AND AMERICAN SOCKS, 824 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:51,830 RED SHIRTS. 825 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,240 WHOSE ROOM IS THIS? 826 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,600 -YOURS. -MINE? 827 00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,670 YOU GAVE ME THE "D" AND ALL THE PICTURES YOU PAINTED, 828 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:59,440 WHICH, SOMEDAY, ARE GONNA BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 829 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,410 Diesel Dave: SO, THIS IS WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS. 830 00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:04,010 YOU OPEN UP THIS DOOR TO NARNIA, 831 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:07,650 WHICH LEADS YOU RIGHT TO MOTHER NATURE'S LAP. 832 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,120 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE 833 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,950 WHERE YOU CAN FEEL THE GRASS ON YOUR FEET, 834 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,820 GOATS ARE RUNNING AROUND. 835 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:18,460 AH. THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT? 836 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,960 SEE? ISN'T THIS THE BEST? 837 00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:24,330 THANKS FOR COMING TO MY CRIB, AMERICA. 838 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:28,040 ¶¶ 839 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,940 -[ LAUGHS ] -HOLD ON. 840 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,910 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM? 841 00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:35,180 AND WHY IS IT A HOBBY TO GO IN PEOPLE'S BATHROOMS? 842 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:36,480 BRO. 843 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,850 DON'T "BRO" ME. 844 00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:38,850 TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN MY TOILET. 845 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:40,120 LET'S [BLEEP] TALK ABOUT THIS. 846 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,120 IT'S A PRIVILEGE FOR YOU TO HAVE ME IN YOUR BATHROOM. 847 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,620 -NO, IT'S NOT. -YES, IT IS. 848 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:47,320 RED BEARD, TELL HIM THE RESPECT THING. 849 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,660 WELL, IN SOME CULTURES, 850 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:51,130 IT IS A SIGN OF TRUST TO TAKE A [BLEEP] 851 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:52,700 TO OVERLOAD THE WEIGHT CAPACITY 852 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,200 OF SOMEBODY'S TOILET? -THAT'S A LOT OF TRUST. 853 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,830 HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A PORCELAIN THRONE? 854 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,830 TWICE. 855 00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:58,200 FULL CRUMBLE TO THE GROUND? 856 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,940 THE WHOLE EN-- I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SEAT. 857 00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:01,900 I'M TALKING THE WHOLE PORCELAIN PART OF IT. 858 00:32:01,910 --> 00:32:03,410 YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T HAVE FIXED THAT, 859 00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:05,570 AND THESE GUYS JUST WOULD'VE BEEN PISSING IN A HOLE IN MY BASEMENT. 860 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:07,280 YEAH, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NO DIFFERENT FOR THEM. 861 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,110 YEAH, IT WOULD'VE BEEN THE SAME. NOT A PROBLEM. 862 00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:12,510 WHILE I WAS IN THAT BATHROOM, I WAS LISTENING TO YOU SING. 863 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,650 [ PLAYING GUITAR ] 864 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,520 [ TEMPO INCREASES ] 865 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:28,530 [ TEMPO SLOWS ] 866 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,670 ALL RIGHT NOW. 867 00:32:30,670 --> 00:32:32,630 HERE WE GO. 868 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,800 ¶ ONCE UPON A TIME, A LONG TIME AGO ¶ 869 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:39,170 ¶ I WAS A-WATCHING A DIESEL SHOW ¶ 870 00:32:39,180 --> 00:32:41,680 ¶ WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY TOOK ME TO A HOUSE ¶ 871 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,710 ¶ THEY SHOWED ME A GUY IN A BRIGHT-RED BLOUSE ¶ 872 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,480 ¶ WITH FUNNY TEETH IN HIS FACE ¶ 873 00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,990 ¶ FUNNY THING, IT WASN'T EVEN HIS PLACE ¶ 874 00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:53,090 ¶ IT WAS HEAVY D's ¶ 875 00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:55,790 ¶ HE LIVED IN THE BASEMENT ¶ 876 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,090 I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT SONG. 877 00:32:57,090 --> 00:33:00,160 IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE. LITTLE PERSONAL. 878 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,660 COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU THE DOWNSTAIRS. 879 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:06,070 YEAH, THAT WAS, EH, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD. 880 00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:07,270 THE SONG OR THE POOP? 881 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,600 -THE TEETH. -BOTH. 882 00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:11,540 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU FINDING ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE? 883 00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:13,040 WHY? 884 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,010 DIDN'T YOU GUYS GO HOUSE HUNTING? 885 00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,380 ¶¶ 886 00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:18,810 ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT MOVING OUT ON YOUR OWN? 887 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,680 DUDE, WHO'S NOT NERVOUS ABOUT GROWING UP? 888 00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:24,450 IT'S, LIKE, EXCITING AND NERVOUS ALL AT THE SAME TIME. 889 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:27,220 WHEW. 890 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,860 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. COME CHECK THIS OUT. 891 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:30,430 -OH. YEAH. -TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. 892 00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:33,530 -AWESOME. -THIS...IS...AWESOME. 893 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:36,970 THESE ARE THE LITTLE TINY HOMES THAT WE BUILD. 894 00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,930 YEAH, IT'S LIKE A TEENY, TINY, LITTLE SHRUNK HOUSE. 895 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:42,540 GOT A KITCHEN, BEDROOM, BATH, LIVING ROOM, TV -- 896 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:44,140 THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. YOU'RE READY TO GO. 897 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:46,540 COME ON IN. LET ME SHOW YOU. 898 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:49,680 -THIS IS AWESOME. -HOME SWEET HOME. 899 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,610 ¶¶ 900 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,190 -THIS IS PERFECT. -THIS IS AWESOME. 901 00:33:59,190 --> 00:34:01,790 LOOK AT THIS. 902 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,160 The Muscle: I LOVE THE SHOWER. 903 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,730 THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY SHOWER AT HOME. 904 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:07,230 YEAH, WELL, THE BEST PART IS WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A SHOWER... 905 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:08,230 NICE. 906 00:34:08,230 --> 00:34:09,800 ...I CAN BE TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. 907 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,130 WAIT, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 908 00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:12,270 I JUST... 909 00:34:12,270 --> 00:34:14,000 -WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? -BECAUSE I CAN. 910 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,170 YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER. 911 00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:18,140 WELL, CLOSE THE SHOWER DOOR. 912 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,370 THERE IS NONE. 913 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:21,280 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HOLD IT? 914 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,180 YEAH. 915 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,580 OOH, THAT SOUNDS UNCOMFORTABLE. 916 00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:28,080 ¶¶ 917 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:29,720 GOING UP, SIR. -GO ON UP. 918 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,520 AH, SOLID STAIRCASE. 919 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,090 HO-HO, HO-HO! DOES THAT FIT YOU? 920 00:34:35,090 --> 00:34:36,890 -THE MASTER SUITE! -THERE YOU GO. 921 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:38,130 AHH! 922 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,000 AW, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME. 923 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,630 -THIS IS NICE. -ISN'T THAT COOL? 924 00:34:41,630 --> 00:34:45,630 I CAN ROLL OVER -- STEAM ROLLER, BECAUSE THAT SHOW I DO IT. 925 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,640 THIS IS GREAT. 926 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,710 WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE, 927 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,940 I HAD TO GO THROUGH A PROS AND CONS LIST. 928 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:54,480 PRO -- IT'S AWESOME. 929 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,110 PRO -- WE CAN WAKE UP 930 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:58,050 AND PLAY PATTY-CAKE EVERY MORNING 931 00:34:58,050 --> 00:34:59,980 IF I HAVE A SLEEPOVER. 932 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:01,450 OOH, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 933 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:03,920 HEY, YOU KNOW, I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS. 934 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,190 -OH. -OH. 935 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:08,190 OH, BOY. THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 936 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,890 SO, CON -- NO PRIVACY. 937 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:11,730 NO PRIVACY. 938 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,960 YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 939 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,170 -STILL? -STILL. 940 00:35:17,170 --> 00:35:18,000 OH. 941 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 ¶¶ 942 00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:22,770 WHY THE HELL ARE ERIC'S PANTS UP SO HIGH? 943 00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:24,610 AND SPIN AROUND. I SAW THAT ZIPPER ON YOUR BACK POCKET. 944 00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:26,940 YEAH, THAT? YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT, BRO. 945 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,240 GIVE THE MAN SOME JEAN SHORTS RIGHT NOW. 946 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,710 Tyson: HOPEFULLY, THESE AREN'T EXPENSIVE PANTS. 947 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,780 YOU'RE WELCOME. 948 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,390 ¶¶ 949 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:45,890 WHAT IS "FUN THINGS WITH DIESEL DAVE?" 950 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,930 WHAT IS "FUN THINGS WITH DIESEL DAVE?" 951 00:35:46,930 --> 00:35:48,100 USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 952 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,660 [ METAL CLINKING ] 953 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,200 ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF "FUN THINGS WITH DIESEL DAVE"... 954 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,500 [ CLINK ] 955 00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:56,770 ¶ AH ¶ 956 00:35:56,770 --> 00:35:57,770 ¶ AH ¶ 957 00:35:57,770 --> 00:36:00,480 ¶ MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI, MI ¶ 958 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,540 [ CLANK ] 959 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:04,150 ¶ FUN TIMES WITH DIESEL DAVE ¶ 960 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,750 ¶ DAVE IS BRINGING THE FUN, CHA-CHA ¶ 961 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,220 ¶ UGLY CLOWNS WITH RED BEARD'S MOM ¶ 962 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,250 [ CLANK ] 963 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,490 UGLY CLOWNS WITH MY MOM? 964 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:13,720 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 965 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,460 -THAT WAS TOO FAR. -I DO A LOT OF DRUGS. 966 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:18,260 ¶ WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ON OVER AND PLAY? ¶ 967 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:19,760 SOUNDS WEIRD. 968 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,130 ¶ IF YOU HAVE A DIESEL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? ¶ 969 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:26,230 ¶ HEY! LET'S DO FUN THINGS WITH DIESEL DAVE ¶ 970 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:30,410 [ ALL HUMMING ] 971 00:36:30,410 --> 00:36:33,840 ¶ FUN THINGS WITH DIESEL DAVE ¶ 972 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,340 [ SCRATCHES BOARD ] 973 00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:37,980 OOH, I ALMOST -- I ALMOST THREW THAT RIGHT AT MY FACE. 974 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:40,080 MIKE DROP. 975 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:44,120 ¶¶ 976 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560 WELCOME BACK TO THE "DIESEL POWER HOUR." 977 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,700 IT'S OUR FINAL SEGMENT, 978 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:54,830 AND WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT 979 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:56,330 HOW SOMETIMES WE MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH 980 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,000 AND SOMETIMES WE MAKE PEOPLE CRY. 981 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,070 AND SOMETIMES WE MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME. 982 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:03,640 NO, THE -- HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? 983 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,540 -THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. -YEAH. PRANKS. 984 00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:07,410 AH, PRANKS. 985 00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:09,480 GETTING A LITTLE SURPRISE. 986 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,350 HOLY! [BLEEP] ME! 987 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:12,480 [BLEEP] YOU GUYS. 988 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 989 00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,390 MY MONEY! 990 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:21,520 AH, I'VE BEEN HIT! 991 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,690 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 992 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:26,160 BACK TO WORK! HA! HA! HA! 993 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,730 ¶¶ 994 00:37:30,170 --> 00:37:32,230 AAH! 995 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,040 -HEY, NOW IT'S A PENTHOUSE. -WHAT IF I FALL OUT? 996 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,840 ...GOING UP! 997 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,770 HOW'D I GET IN THIS POSITION? 998 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,610 OH [BLEEP] 999 00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:44,980 [ LAUGHTER ] 1000 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:46,320 [ BLEEP ] 1001 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,290 FIRE. MY PLAN BACKFIRED. 1002 00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:50,820 CALL THE DOCTOR. 1003 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:55,290 YEAH. AW, DUDE. 1004 00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:57,160 I'M KICKING YOUR ASS! 1005 00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,500 -AW. -[ LAUGHS ] 1006 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,760 HOLD ON! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 1007 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:03,170 LET ME GET MY -- 1008 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:05,630 HEY, GUYS? 1009 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,670 WHEW. 1010 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,810 [BLEEP] 1011 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:12,310 THREE, TWO, ONE! 1012 00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:13,310 AW! 1013 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:16,180 COME ON, THIS IS EXPLOSIVE, BRO. 1014 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,280 HELP! FIRE! 1015 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,980 OH [BLEEP] 1016 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,450 AW-AW! 1017 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:23,690 DOUBLE [BLEEP] PUNCH. 1018 00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:25,120 IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GUYS GET OUT OF LINE. 1019 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,260 DOUBLE [BLEEP] PUNCH. 1020 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,460 IT'S A BIG FIRE. 1021 00:38:30,030 --> 00:38:33,160 Man: [ Laughing ] OH, YEAH. 1022 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,500 IT'S STILL ON FIRE! 1023 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,370 [ SUCTION GUN HISSING ] 1024 00:38:37,370 --> 00:38:41,140 ALL RIGHT, MY FRIEND. YOU'RE FRESH AND CLEAN. 1025 00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:44,670 I LIKE IT. I THINK IT LOOKS NICE. 1026 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,940 IT'S A LITTLE COOLER IN HERE. 1027 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,810 -FEELS NICE, HUH? -FEEL THE BREEZE. 1028 00:38:47,810 --> 00:38:50,080 LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU ONE OF THE PRANKS THAT -- 1029 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,150 IT WASN'T NECESSARILY A PRANK, 1030 00:38:51,150 --> 00:38:52,720 IT WAS MORE OF, LIKE, AN INITIATION. 1031 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,850 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN ERIC, THE NEW CO-EP, SHOWED UP? 1032 00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:55,990 MM-HMM. 1033 00:38:55,990 --> 00:38:58,890 AND HE CAME IN WEARING THOSE GUESS JEANS. 1034 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,590 NOBODY HAD TOLD HIM UP UNTIL THAT POINT, 1035 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:02,260 NOT EVEN THE SALESPERSON AT THE STORE, 1036 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:05,430 THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY WEAR, OH, 32, 34, 1037 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,930 AND HE CAME IN WEARING 30s, IN-SEAM. 1038 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:11,030 AND WE WERE SEEING A LOT OF WHITE NIKE SOCK THAT DAY. 1039 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,340 WHY THE HELL ARE ERIC'S PANTS UP SO HIGH? 1040 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,910 YOU'RE WEARING FLOODS. THEY'RE BELL-BOTTOMS. 1041 00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:17,770 AND SPIN AROUND. I SAW THAT ZIPPER ON YOUR BACK POCKET. 1042 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,880 YEAH, THAT? YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT, BRO. 1043 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,380 -THAT'S BALLER. -WE ALL SAW THAT. 1044 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,910 -THOSE ARE BALLER POCKETS. -WHAT IS THAT FOR? 1045 00:39:22,910 --> 00:39:24,750 THAT'S BECAUSE -- WHEN YOUR WALLET'S TOO BIG, 1046 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,220 YOU JUST GOT AN EXPANSION? 100%. 1047 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:27,420 TCH-TCH. 1048 00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:28,480 I JUST FIGURED IT WAS IS HIS CHASTITY BELT. 1049 00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:30,050 GIVE THE MAN SOME JEAN SHORTS RIGHT NOW. 1050 00:39:30,050 --> 00:39:32,820 GO GRAB YOUR SCISSORS. GIVE HIM SOME SHORTS. 1051 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,090 -AW, [BLEEP] -A LITTLE HIGHER. 1052 00:39:34,090 --> 00:39:36,760 HOPEFULLY, THESE AREN'T EXPENSIVE PANTS. 1053 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,330 Eric: AW [BLEEP] 1054 00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,830 LET'S SEE. HOLD ON. 1055 00:39:40,830 --> 00:39:42,730 -THAT JUST FEELS RIGHT. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1056 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,030 NOW WE CAN FINISH SHOOTING THE SCENE. 1057 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,630 ALL RIGHT, APPRECIATE IT. THANKS, BUD. 1058 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,140 MAN, HE LOOKED WEIRD. 1059 00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:48,540 -YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT? -IT STILL LOOKED BETTER. 1060 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,440 IT LOOKED BETTER THAN THE FLOOD HE WAS WAITING FOR. 1061 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,910 HE HASN'T WORN SHORTS AGAIN. 1062 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:53,080 HE HASN'T. ALL RIGHT. 1063 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,880 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? BEFORE WE WRAP IT UP, 1064 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,910 LOOK, WE BUILD CUSTOM TRUCKS, ALL RIGHT? 1065 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,450 WE'VE HAD OUR FAIR SHARE OF MISHAPS. 1066 00:40:01,450 --> 00:40:02,790 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, WE TRIED HARD. 1067 00:40:02,790 --> 00:40:03,690 DOES THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING? 1068 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,790 NO, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 1069 00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:06,720 WHEN YOU TRY REALLY HARD AND FAIL? 1070 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,390 LIKE, IF YOU WERE LIKE, "AW, NAH. I WASN'T REALLY TRYING," THAT'S BETTER. 1071 00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:10,690 BUT WHEN YOU -- -I WOULD LOVE TO LOOK BACK 1072 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,990 AND BE LIKE, "AW, MAN, WE WEREN'T EVEN TRYING." 1073 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,130 -"WE TRIED OUR DAMNEDEST." -AND WE DID. 1074 00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:16,770 WE'VE DEFINITELY LIVED UP TO THE WHOLE BUNCH-OF-IDIOTS THING. 1075 00:40:16,770 --> 00:40:19,000 BUT IT WAS GREAT FOR A TEAM-BUILDING EXPERIENCE. 1076 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,500 TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY. 1077 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:23,010 ¶¶ 1078 00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:24,210 [ IMITATES WHIP CRACKING ] 1079 00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:26,480 WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? 1080 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,540 I'VE GOT A DREAM. 1081 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,480 AMERICA! 1082 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,120 I'VE GOT A DREAM ON HOW WE COULD MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. 1083 00:40:34,550 --> 00:40:36,020 Red Beard: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 1084 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,620 [ LAUGHTER ] 1085 00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:41,220 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] AAH! 1086 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,130 I'M OUT OF HERE! I'M OUT! 1087 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:44,760 WE'RE LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1088 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,400 WE GET TO DO WHAT WE LOVE ON A DAILY BASIS. 1089 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,660 WE NEVER FEEL LIKE WE'RE AT WORK 1090 00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:50,400 BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS HAVING FUN. 1091 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,500 -DON'T LET GO! -I'LL NEVER LET GO! 1092 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,600 YEE-HOO! 1093 00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:57,570 PREACH, BROTHER! PREACH, BROTHER! 1094 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,380 THIS IS A MEXICAN WAVE. 1095 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:02,380 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 1096 00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:04,680 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 1097 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,650 Heavy D: THAT'S MY VISION OF A PERFECT AMERICA. 1098 00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:10,950 ¶¶ 1099 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,150 [ Smoothly ] WELL, EVERYBODY, THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP 1100 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,060 FOR ABOUT THE TIME WE GOT TODAY. 1101 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:16,060 LET'S SCAT ON OUT OF HERE. 1102 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:19,560 [ ALL SCATTING ] 1103 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,130 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE KNOWING YOU 1104 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,230 NOW THAT WE'RE OFF THE AIR. 1104 00:41:23,305 --> 00:42:23,242 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm