"Diesel Brothers" Race Against the Machine

1 00:00:01,291 --> 00:00:02,576 Both: WHAT'S UP, AMERICA? 2 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:03,961 THAT WAS -- I WAS GONNA DO THAT. 3 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:05,050 I'LL DO THE "WHAT'S UP" PART, 4 00:00:05,052 --> 00:00:06,437 AND THEN YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 5 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,922 I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY LINE. 6 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:08,845 THAT'S MY THING I DO. 7 00:00:08,847 --> 00:00:11,188 ♪♪ 8 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:15,742 WHOO! HOLY [BLEEP] 9 00:00:15,744 --> 00:00:17,062 -WHAT'S... -HAPPENING... 10 00:00:17,064 --> 00:00:18,250 AMERICA? 11 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,768 THERE WE GO! 12 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,550 -YOU'RE... -WATCHING... 13 00:00:21,552 --> 00:00:22,969 DIESEL... GUYS... 14 00:00:22,971 --> 00:00:23,993 DO... 15 00:00:23,995 --> 00:00:24,916 STUFF... 16 00:00:24,918 --> 00:00:26,402 WITH... TRUCKS! 17 00:00:26,404 --> 00:00:29,141 OH! OH, HE WENT FOR IT. I DON'T HAVE A TURN SIGNAL. 18 00:00:29,143 --> 00:00:32,408 [ LAUGHS ] 19 00:00:32,410 --> 00:00:33,397 TONIGHT... 20 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:34,321 YOU'RE... 21 00:00:34,323 --> 00:00:35,542 GOING TO... 22 00:00:35,544 --> 00:00:36,862 SEE... [BLEEP] I DID TWO WORDS. 23 00:00:36,864 --> 00:00:37,918 IT'S OKAY. 24 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,162 AND SO, HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 25 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:42,604 I'M HEAVY D, AND THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND, DIESEL DAVE. 26 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:46,531 WE BUY TRUCKS, WE FIX TRUCKS, 27 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,676 AND THEN WE SELL THEM FOR A PROFIT. 28 00:00:48,678 --> 00:00:50,392 YEAH! 29 00:00:50,394 --> 00:00:52,966 TONIGHT, WE ARE INTRODUCING YOU 30 00:00:52,968 --> 00:00:54,550 TO SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE... 31 00:00:54,552 --> 00:00:56,992 DAMN IT. THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP! 32 00:00:56,994 --> 00:00:58,807 WE'RE REVISITING OUR COOLEST BUILDS... 33 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,546 HOLY [BLEEP] WOW. 34 00:01:01,548 --> 00:01:03,559 OH, I LIKE WHAT I'M SEEING. 35 00:01:03,561 --> 00:01:04,912 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? 36 00:01:04,914 --> 00:01:06,133 -WHOO! -OH, MAN. 37 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,915 ...AND ONES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 38 00:01:07,917 --> 00:01:09,268 DONE DEAL? YEAH. 39 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,282 THIS [BLEEP] THING WON'T START. 40 00:01:11,284 --> 00:01:14,350 AND THE MUSCLE AND I REVEAL 41 00:01:14,352 --> 00:01:16,793 SOME SECRET HISTORY ABOUT DIESEL BROTHERS 42 00:01:16,795 --> 00:01:19,399 AS WE HELP HEAVY D WRITE SOME OF HIS BOOK. 43 00:01:19,401 --> 00:01:21,116 YOU REMEMBER HOW WE MET? 44 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:22,336 I'M KEATON. HEY. DAVE. 45 00:01:22,338 --> 00:01:23,756 NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. 46 00:01:23,758 --> 00:01:26,098 ARE WE TIME TRAVELING, OR IS THIS LIKE A SNEAKY-PEEKY? 47 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,418 BOTH. [ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] 48 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,068 -[ LAUGHS ] -HE SHOOTS... 49 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,741 -YEAH! -HE -- OH, I'M STUFFED! 50 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,744 --<font color="#ffff00"> Captions by VITAC</font> -- <font color="#00ffff"> www.vitac.com</font> 51 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:37,747 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 52 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:45,700 ♪♪ 53 00:01:48,573 --> 00:01:50,914 [ CHUCKLES ] 54 00:01:50,916 --> 00:01:54,313 ♪♪ 55 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,128 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 56 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,185 BRO. 57 00:01:57,187 --> 00:01:58,868 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 58 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:01,375 HEAVY D LEFT HIS LAPTOP IN HERE, OPENED. 59 00:02:01,377 --> 00:02:03,124 WHAT? CHECK THIS OUT -- 60 00:02:03,126 --> 00:02:06,424 HE IS WRITING A BOOK. 61 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,867 WELL, WHEN THE SHOW GOT POPULAR, 62 00:02:08,869 --> 00:02:10,285 THEY ASKED HIM TO WRITE AN INSPIRATIONAL BOOK 63 00:02:10,287 --> 00:02:12,232 ABOUT THE SHOP AND HOW WE GOT STARTED. 64 00:02:12,234 --> 00:02:14,080 IT'S SUPPOSED TO COME OUT SOON. 65 00:02:14,082 --> 00:02:15,862 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE STARTED WRITING IT. 66 00:02:15,864 --> 00:02:17,380 NO WONDER HE'S NEVER AVAILABLE. 67 00:02:17,382 --> 00:02:18,668 YEAH. 68 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,912 "HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THIS IS DAVE SPARKS. 69 00:02:20,914 --> 00:02:22,495 YOU GUYS MIGHT KNOW ME AS HEAVY D 70 00:02:22,497 --> 00:02:25,334 FROM THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL'S 'DIESEL BROTHERS.'" 71 00:02:25,336 --> 00:02:26,521 WELL, IF THEY'RE READING HIS BOOK, 72 00:02:26,523 --> 00:02:28,072 THEY PROBABLY KNOW HIM. YEAH. PROBABLY TRUE. 73 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:31,306 "IN A WORLD OF DIESEL TRUCKS, NO ONE HAS MORE FUN 74 00:02:31,308 --> 00:02:33,583 OR BUILDS BIGGER OR MORE BADASS TRUCKS 75 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:36,091 THAN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND DIESEL DAVE." 76 00:02:36,093 --> 00:02:37,147 THAT'S YOU! 77 00:02:37,149 --> 00:02:39,094 "AND HIS BEST FRIEND, THE MUSCLE, 78 00:02:39,096 --> 00:02:41,173 AND HIS BEST FRIEND, RED BEARD." 79 00:02:41,175 --> 00:02:43,022 THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD HAVE STARTED. 80 00:02:43,024 --> 00:02:44,242 YEAH, LET'S PUT THOSE PARTS IN THERE. 81 00:02:44,244 --> 00:02:45,925 I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I KNEW HOW TO SPELL, HUH? 82 00:02:45,927 --> 00:02:46,915 I DIDN'T. 83 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,136 YOU KNOW WHAT? 84 00:02:48,138 --> 00:02:50,215 HE'S GOT A LOT OF GOOD STUFF IN HERE, 85 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:52,624 BUT HE'S MISSING A LOT OF GOOD STUFF, TOO. 86 00:02:52,626 --> 00:02:53,713 YOU THINK? 87 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,802 YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? WHAT? 88 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,353 WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM FINISH THIS BOOK. 89 00:02:56,355 --> 00:02:58,234 I-I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A BOOK. 90 00:02:58,236 --> 00:03:00,545 CAN YOU TYPE? SAY YES. 91 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,096 YES. GOOD. 92 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,349 I'LL NARRATE. 93 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,593 DON'T GO FAST, THOUGH, 'CAUSE I'M NOT A FAST TYPER. 94 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:09,718 STORY NUMBER 1 -- THE DIESEL BROTHERHOOD. 95 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,335 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 96 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:13,678 Diesel Dave: IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS TRAVELING IN CHINA. 97 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,691 I GOT A CALL FROM HEAVY D TO COME HOME 98 00:03:15,693 --> 00:03:17,605 AND HELP HIM WITH HIS TRUCK BUSINESS. 99 00:03:17,607 --> 00:03:19,882 OH, MAN. 100 00:03:19,884 --> 00:03:22,291 CHINA IS AWESOME. 101 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:24,502 I'M ALL OUT OF MONEY, THOUGH. 102 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,506 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] SURE AM GETTING HUNGRY. 103 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,211 HEAVY D? 104 00:03:30,213 --> 00:03:32,885 HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS OUT OF MONEY? 105 00:03:32,887 --> 00:03:34,403 OH, YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MY BANK ACCOUNT. 106 00:03:34,405 --> 00:03:35,623 [ BAG THUDS ] 107 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:38,891 UH, YEAH, I WANT TO COME HOME AND HELP YOU! 108 00:03:38,893 --> 00:03:40,540 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 109 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:43,609 I'LL CATCH THE NEXT SHIP HOME. 110 00:03:43,611 --> 00:03:45,127 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE MET? 111 00:03:45,129 --> 00:03:46,348 -YOU AND ME? -YEAH. 112 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:47,669 THAT WAS FOREVER AGO. 113 00:03:47,671 --> 00:03:49,187 IN THE HALLS OF DAVIS HIGH? 114 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:51,100 THINK BACK FURTHER. 115 00:03:51,102 --> 00:03:53,311 WAS IT THE HALLS OF FARMINGTON JUNIOR HIGH? 116 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:59,416 ♪♪ 117 00:03:59,418 --> 00:04:02,089 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 118 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,455 [<i> CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</i> ] 119 00:04:05,457 --> 00:04:07,964 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 120 00:04:07,966 --> 00:04:08,920 I KNEW THERE WAS A TRICK. 121 00:04:08,922 --> 00:04:10,109 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 122 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,594 THANKS, MAN. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 123 00:04:11,596 --> 00:04:12,418 I'M KEATON. 124 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,838 HEY. DAVE. NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. 125 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,629 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 126 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:15,752 I REALLY LIKE THAT, UH, 127 00:04:15,754 --> 00:04:17,038 FLAG THING YOU GOT GOING ON THERE. 128 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,424 YEAH, MAN. THINGS I LIKE -- 129 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,494 NIRVANA, GRUNGE METAL, DIRT BIKES. 130 00:04:21,496 --> 00:04:22,681 YEAH. AMERICA. 131 00:04:22,683 --> 00:04:23,935 WHAT DO YOU LIKE? 132 00:04:23,937 --> 00:04:25,057 I MEAN, I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. 133 00:04:25,059 --> 00:04:26,773 I CAN SEE THAT. PROTEIN SHAKES. 134 00:04:26,775 --> 00:04:28,259 YEAH. FOOTBALL. 135 00:04:28,261 --> 00:04:29,677 I BET THE SCALE DOESN'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. 136 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,526 NO. I DRIVE MY TRUCK. 137 00:04:31,528 --> 00:04:33,142 YOU LIKE TRUCKS? YEAH. I LOVE TRUCKS. 138 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:34,298 CHECK IT OUT. 139 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,452 OH! YEAH. 140 00:04:35,454 --> 00:04:36,938 THAT YOURS? 141 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,423 AH, YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING UP TO IT. 142 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:39,808 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT SOMETIME. 143 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:41,293 YEAH. IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. 144 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:43,043 NICE TO MEET YOU. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 145 00:04:43,045 --> 00:04:45,847 ALL RIGHT, BRO. I'LL GET YOUR LOCKER DOOR. 146 00:04:45,849 --> 00:04:47,959 ♪♪ 147 00:04:47,961 --> 00:04:49,609 COOL GUY. 148 00:04:49,611 --> 00:04:52,052 YOU KNOW, IT WAS PROBABLY REALLY GOOD 149 00:04:52,054 --> 00:04:53,669 THAT WE BROUGHT RED BEARD IN. MM-HMM. 150 00:04:53,671 --> 00:04:57,331 BECAUSE WHO ELSE WAS GONNA DO THE WHOLE FINANCE THING? 151 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,387 ♪♪ 152 00:04:58,389 --> 00:05:00,928 ♪ FROM SUN UP, SUN DOWN ♪ 153 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,578 ♪ WE GET MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ 154 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:06,406 Diesel Dave: WHILE RED BEARD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT MONEY MAN, 155 00:05:06,408 --> 00:05:08,815 HE FACED HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE 156 00:05:08,817 --> 00:05:13,105 WHEN HE HAD TO BECOME A SALESMAN. 157 00:05:13,107 --> 00:05:16,274 SO, WE NEED TO OBVIOUSLY CLEAN OUT A BUNCH OF THESE VEHICLES 158 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:17,626 WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH. 159 00:05:17,628 --> 00:05:19,079 WE'VE ALREADY GOT SO MUCH INVESTED IN IT. 160 00:05:19,081 --> 00:05:20,233 WE DID THE SIX-DOOR CONVERSION. 161 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:21,818 WE GOT NEW SUSPENSION AND AXLES ON IT. 162 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:22,972 LIKE, DUDE, IT'S A COOL BUILD. 163 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,722 WHY DON'T WE JUST FIND SOMEBODY TO BUY IT? 164 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:25,777 IF YOU WANT TO FIND A BUYER, YOU WORK ON THAT. 165 00:05:25,779 --> 00:05:27,064 -NO, I -- -I'M DONE WITH THIS THING. 166 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:28,253 -I DON'T WANT TO FIND A BUYER. -I'M GONNA GET THE GUYS. 167 00:05:28,255 --> 00:05:30,101 YOU GUYS FIND A BUYER. YOU FIND A BUYER. 168 00:05:30,103 --> 00:05:33,433 Diesel Dave: HE KNEW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MARKETING...OR PHOTOGRAPHY. 169 00:05:33,435 --> 00:05:34,984 Red Beard: YOU'RE BLOWING MY SHOT, MAN. 170 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,139 GET OUT. 171 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:37,987 [ Chuckling ] AND HE WAS EVEN WORSE 172 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,231 AT MAKING SALES PITCHES. 173 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,707 ULTIMATE OUTDOORSMAN'S VEHICLE. 174 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,960 I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME. 175 00:05:43,962 --> 00:05:46,336 I'M NOT INTERESTED AT $150,000. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 176 00:05:46,338 --> 00:05:48,844 Diesel Dave: BUT IN THE END... 177 00:05:48,846 --> 00:05:50,395 AN EPIPHANY. 178 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:52,277 AS I WAS HUNTING DOWN SOME BALLOONS 179 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,157 FOR THIS HUMMER GIVEAWAY, IT HIT ME -- 180 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:57,227 WHO SPENDS MONEY ON THE OUTDOORS? 181 00:05:57,229 --> 00:05:58,612 HUNTERS. 182 00:05:58,614 --> 00:06:00,559 ♪♪ 183 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,176 -[ LAUGHS ] -OH, MY GOD. 184 00:06:02,178 --> 00:06:04,222 THAT'S THE ONE. 185 00:06:04,224 --> 00:06:07,258 AND WHO HAS A TON OF HUNTERS? UTAH. 186 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:09,007 [ IMITATES GUNSHOT ] 187 00:06:09,009 --> 00:06:11,086 -ALL RIGHT. -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 188 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:12,637 -IT'S THE ONE. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 189 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,023 THESE ARE SERIOUS BUYERS. 190 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,013 WOW. 191 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:16,135 The Muscle: YOU GIVE HIM ONE JOB, 192 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:17,356 AND HE CRUSHED IT. IS THIS REAL, GUYS? 193 00:06:17,358 --> 00:06:18,445 YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THIS THING. 194 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:19,369 OH, MY GOSH! 195 00:06:19,371 --> 00:06:20,624 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 196 00:06:20,626 --> 00:06:21,679 SOLD. DONE! 197 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,121 ♪ YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ♪ 198 00:06:24,123 --> 00:06:25,970 ♪ EVERYDAY GET MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ 199 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:27,487 THAT IS AWESOME. 200 00:06:29,238 --> 00:06:31,711 "AND WITH RED BEARD JOINING THE TEAM, 201 00:06:31,713 --> 00:06:34,714 THE FEARSOME FOURSOME WAS COMPLETE. 202 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:37,519 EACH EQUIPPED WITH A SPECIAL SET OF SKILLS, 203 00:06:37,521 --> 00:06:41,842 THEY SET OUT TO CONQUER ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING DIESEL." 204 00:06:41,844 --> 00:06:44,977 DON'T FORGET SEMA, WHEN WE BUILT THE MEGA RAM. 205 00:06:44,979 --> 00:06:48,376 THAT WAS THE TRUCK THAT SOLIDIFIED OUR BOND. 206 00:06:48,378 --> 00:06:51,182 ♪♪ 207 00:06:51,184 --> 00:06:52,600 WE BUILT THIS THING IN THREE WEEKS. 208 00:06:54,352 --> 00:06:56,956 IT STARTED AS A STOCK 2012 RAM 2500 209 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,068 THAT I BOUGHT WRECKED AT THE AUCTION. 210 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:02,104 THEN WE STRETCHED THE CAB, MADE IT A SIX-DOOR, 211 00:07:02,106 --> 00:07:03,854 BEEFED UP THE ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION, 212 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,602 AND THREW MILITARY AXLES UNDER IT. 213 00:07:05,604 --> 00:07:07,088 IT TOOK VEGAS BY STORM. 214 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:09,562 Man: WHOO-HOO-HOO! 215 00:07:09,564 --> 00:07:13,622 Heavy D: BUT MORE THAN THAT, IT PUT US ON THE MAP. 216 00:07:13,624 --> 00:07:17,086 HE LOVES -- <i> LOVES</i> THAT TRUCK. 217 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,198 IN FACT, DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 218 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,211 JACKKNIFE JIM GOT HIS TRUCK STUCK OUT IN THE LAKE, 219 00:07:21,213 --> 00:07:23,884 AND HEAVY D TRIED TO TOW HIM OUT WITH THE MEGA RAM? 220 00:07:23,886 --> 00:07:25,864 IT WAS A MESS! I DON'T REMEMBER. 221 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,811 DID THEY SHOW THAT ON THE SHOW? 222 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:29,000 NO. 223 00:07:29,002 --> 00:07:30,649 BUT THEY WILL NOW! 224 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:34,807 ♪♪ 225 00:07:34,809 --> 00:07:37,778 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN, LIKE, A VIETNAMESE SUGAR CANE FIELD. 226 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,856 -YEAH. -THIS IS ROUGH STUFF, DUDE. 227 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:41,969 -IT'S WILD, HUH? -I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THE -- 228 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:44,212 JUST THE COURAGE TO KEEP GOING. 229 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,886 Diesel Dave: THOUGH THE MEGA RAM WAS STRONG, 230 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:51,769 IT WAS ALSO HEAVY, AND THE MUD WAS THICK. 231 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:55,697 WE'RE GONNA LET SOME AIR OUT OF THE TIRES. 232 00:07:55,699 --> 00:07:57,215 A LOT OF AIR. 233 00:07:57,217 --> 00:07:59,590 DUDE, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE COOKIE DOUGH, BRO! 234 00:07:59,592 --> 00:08:01,669 MEASURE THIS THING. 235 00:08:01,671 --> 00:08:03,418 ONCE IT GETS TO ABOUT 10, LET ME KNOW. 236 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,167 OH, MAN. 237 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:08,104 [ AIR HISSING ] AND SOON, THE MEGA RAM 238 00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:11,602 WAS JUST AS STUCK AS JACKKNIFE JIM'S KODIAK. 239 00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:13,615 [ HISSING STOPS ] 240 00:08:13,617 --> 00:08:17,707 ♪♪ 241 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:19,984 I GOT THE LOCKERS ENGAGED, I GOT IT IN FOUR LOW. 242 00:08:19,986 --> 00:08:21,073 I GOT THE TIRES' AIR DOWN. 243 00:08:21,075 --> 00:08:22,789 THIS IS OUR FIGHTING CHANCE RIGHT HERE. 244 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:26,452 OH, YEAH. ALL DAY. 245 00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:28,564 Diesel Dave: THE MEGA RAM LACKED TRACTION. 246 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:31,831 ♪♪ 247 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,448 WHOA. 248 00:08:34,605 --> 00:08:37,243 MAN, MY NICE SHOES! 249 00:08:37,245 --> 00:08:39,785 MY WIFE'S GONNA BE PISSED! 250 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,128 BUT HEAVY D'S FAITH IN HIS FAVORITE TRUCK 251 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:45,262 WAS MUCH STRONGER THAN HIS UNDERSTANDINGS OF PHYSICS. 252 00:08:45,264 --> 00:08:46,879 COME ON! 253 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:49,421 [ ENGINE REVS ] 254 00:08:49,423 --> 00:08:52,324 ♪♪ 255 00:08:52,326 --> 00:08:55,328 THIS IS ABOUT AS UTAH FOUR-WHEEL-DRIVE AS IT GETS. 256 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,736 [ Grunting ] HEY-AH! 257 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,353 ♪ HEY-AH, HEY-AH ♪ 258 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:01,400 ♪ HEY-AH, HO ♪ 259 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:04,534 WHAT HE NEEDED WAS AN EVEN BIGGER TRUCK 260 00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:08,693 PARKED ON STURDIER GROUND TO PULL THEM TO SAFETY. 261 00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:10,145 ♪♪ 262 00:09:10,147 --> 00:09:11,893 -WHAT THE... -[ Laughing ] OH. 263 00:09:11,895 --> 00:09:14,797 -OH. -[ LAUGHS ] 264 00:09:14,799 --> 00:09:16,118 AND THESE GUYS ARE JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. 265 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,361 TAKE YOUR TIME, GUYS. IT'S GOOD. NO, IT'S FINE. 266 00:09:18,363 --> 00:09:20,803 Diesel Dave: THIS IS THE MOST AMATEUR MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN. 267 00:09:20,805 --> 00:09:22,553 SO I'M THINKING WHAT WE'LL DO IS... 268 00:09:22,555 --> 00:09:24,664 HEY, ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THIS, LIKE, A DAILY OCCURRENCE? 269 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:26,150 COME SAVE HEAVY D? 270 00:09:26,152 --> 00:09:27,701 Diesel Dave: LIKE A DIESEL VERSION 271 00:09:27,703 --> 00:09:29,912 OF THE RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS, 272 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:32,683 WE FORMED A CHAIN OF GIANT TRUCKS, 273 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:35,027 EACH ONE BIGGER THAN THE NEXT, 274 00:09:35,029 --> 00:09:38,822 PULLING THE SMALLER TRUCK IN FRONT TO SAFETY... 275 00:09:38,824 --> 00:09:40,141 Man: 15 FEET OF SLACK, AND HIT IT HARD. 276 00:09:40,143 --> 00:09:41,396 KEEP COMING BACK! 277 00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:45,553 [ ENGINE REVS ] 278 00:09:45,555 --> 00:09:47,632 [ ALL CHEERING ] 279 00:09:49,944 --> 00:09:51,889 ...ALMOST. 280 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,473 Heavy D: IT TOOK HIS BUMPER? 281 00:09:53,475 --> 00:09:55,355 ON WHAT? Diesel Dave: HIS TRUCK. 282 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:56,608 SERIOUSLY? YEAH. 283 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,720 NO WAY. 284 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:01,228 [ Laughing ] HOLY [BLEEP] 285 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,439 LET AN OLD FARM DOG JUST LIVE ITS GOOD LIFE. 286 00:10:03,441 --> 00:10:05,518 TEAR IT APART PIECE BY PIECE? 287 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,838 WHY DON'T WE DO SOME SHACKLES 288 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,356 THROUGH HERE OR SOMETHING, THROUGH YOUR HITCH? 289 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:13,702 ♪♪ 290 00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:19,015 ♪♪ 291 00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:20,798 YOU'RE GOOD! 292 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,348 Diesel Dave: BACK ON SOLID GROUND 293 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:24,031 WITH MORE SECURE ANCHOR, 294 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:26,968 THE MEGA RAM COMPLETED ITS MISSION. 295 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:30,136 -WHOO-HOO! -YEAH! 296 00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:33,040 THAT'S SOME HILLBILLY STUFF RIGHT THERE. 297 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,459 NO. 298 00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:37,034 -OH, DUDE, I ALREADY GOT -- -HIT IT! 299 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,650 -[ LAUGHS ] -NO. 300 00:10:38,652 --> 00:10:39,773 GREAT DAY, MAN. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 301 00:10:39,775 --> 00:10:41,026 YEAH, DUDE, THIS WAS AN AWESOME DAY. 302 00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:42,544 SAME THING, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE TOMORROW? 303 00:10:42,546 --> 00:10:44,623 YEAH. 304 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,207 STAY TUNED, AMERICA. 305 00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:51,752 UP NEXT, RED BEARD SPENDS BIG BUCKS ON A GAS CAR. 306 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,963 ♪♪ 307 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:55,018 [BLEEP] WON'T START. 308 00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:04,094 Diesel Dave: AFTER THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY 309 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,228 OF HEAVY D'S UNFINISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY, 310 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:10,858 THE MUSCLE AND I DECIDED TO FIRE UP OUR CREATIVE JUICES 311 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,542 AND LEND HIM A HAND. 312 00:11:12,544 --> 00:11:14,554 ALTHOUGH WRITING ISN'T OUR STRONG POINT, 313 00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:20,428 OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE CHAPTER, OUR BUSINESS, IS UNDENIABLE. 314 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,761 [ KEYBOARD CLACKS ] 315 00:11:23,763 --> 00:11:25,873 The Muscle: I FEEL LIKE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT 316 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,547 THAT WE COVER IN THE BOOK WHAT WE DO 317 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:30,790 BUT ALSO WHY WE DO IT. DEFINITELY. 318 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:31,912 WE GET TO HAVE FUN, 319 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,662 WE GET TO HANG OUT WITH OUR FRIENDS, 320 00:11:33,664 --> 00:11:35,740 AND WE GET TO MAKE COOL VIDEOS. 321 00:11:35,742 --> 00:11:37,621 LIKE, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE BUSINESS MODEL. 322 00:11:37,623 --> 00:11:39,370 IT IS, 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM. 323 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:42,671 WE GET TO DO WHAT WE LOVE AND GET PAID FOR IT. 324 00:11:42,673 --> 00:11:44,815 YEAH. THAT NEEDS TO BE A BIG PART OF THE CHAPTER. 325 00:11:44,817 --> 00:11:48,181 "THESE GUYS COME UP WITH FANTASTIC IDEAS FOR VIDEOS 326 00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:52,570 WHICH THEN LEADS OUR FANS AND OTHERS TO OUR WEBSITE. 327 00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:54,980 AND ANYONE WHO PURCHASES ANYTHING 328 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:59,039 WILL BE ENTERED TO WIN ONE OF MY CREATIONS -- 329 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:04,978 AN ULTIMATE, GNARLY, DIESEL-POWERED PICKUP TRUCK." 330 00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:06,166 <i> WHAT'S UP, AMERICA?!</i> 331 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,641 <i> IT'S TIME TO GIVE AWAY</i> <i> THE MOUNTAIN OPS</i> 332 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:10,093 <i> HOLY OF HOLIES PICKUP TRUCK.</i> 333 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,997 HOLY GRAIL! HOLY GRAIL! 334 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:18,541 MR. SKYLER CARTER FROM COLBY, KANSAS. 335 00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:21,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 336 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,623 Skyler: OH, MY GOD. 337 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:26,231 [ LAUGHS ] 338 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,484 PROBABLY THE PRETTIEST TRUCK I EVER SEEN. 339 00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:28,540 YEAH, THAT'S DEFINITELY 340 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:29,893 THE PRETTIEST TRUCK I'VE EVER SEEN. 341 00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:31,840 YEE-HOO! 342 00:12:31,842 --> 00:12:34,646 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. TIME TO PICK A WINNER. 343 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:38,473 ♪♪ 344 00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:41,377 [ LAUGHS ] 345 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:44,215 -JOSH WILES. WHOO-HOO! -YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY. 346 00:12:44,217 --> 00:12:46,558 -NO WAY, MAN. -[ LAUGHS ] 347 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,869 -DUDE, THAT THING'S SWEET! -THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 348 00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,188 Josh: SO SICK! 349 00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:52,598 Diesel Dave: WHILE WE'VE MADE MANY 350 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,478 GREAT GIVEAWAY VIDEOS OVER THE YEARS, 351 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,547 MOST AGREE ONE OF THE BEST WAS THE WAY WE PICKED THE WINNER 352 00:12:57,549 --> 00:13:00,583 FROM THE FINALIST OF THE F-650 GIVEAWAY. 353 00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:03,752 ALL RIGHT, AMERICA. ARE YOU WATCHING? 354 00:13:03,754 --> 00:13:05,930 BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO GO. 355 00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:08,239 YOU CAN SEE BEHIND US THE F-650 SUPER TRUCK. 356 00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:09,922 HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 357 00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:13,190 WE'VE GONE THROUGH AND RANDOMLY SELECTED SIX PEOPLE. 358 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,885 AND EACH OF US BRAVE VOLUNTEERS ARE HOLDING ONE FINALIST'S NAME. 359 00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:19,360 AND EACH TIME HE GIVES A WIRE POWER, 360 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:20,614 ONE OF THESE KNUCKLEHEADS... 361 00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:22,297 -BOOM! -...IS GOING SKY HIGH. 362 00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:25,036 AND THEN LAST MAN STANDING IS GONNA BE HOLDING THE WINNER. 363 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,841 MAKE SENSE? PRETTY SIMPLE. 364 00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:30,350 THIS IS IT. 365 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,901 TIME TO BLOW OUT SOME CORNHOLES. 366 00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:33,715 ♪♪ 367 00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:35,102 Man: AM I SCARED? 368 00:13:35,104 --> 00:13:37,609 NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN SCARED OF DYING. 369 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:39,094 I'VE LIVED A GOOD LIFE. 370 00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:41,404 Heavy D: I DON'T LOOK NERVOUS, DO I? 371 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:44,671 NO. I'M NOT NERVOUS. ARE YOU NERVOUS? 372 00:13:44,673 --> 00:13:48,169 Diesel Dave: THE OTHER SIDE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS SIDE. 373 00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:50,578 IF I DIE, I'M JUST GOING INTO PARADISE, 374 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,185 INTO THE GREAT AIRBAG BEYOND. 375 00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:54,472 Red Beard: I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT RE-ENTRY 376 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,321 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE BASICALLY BLINDFOLDED. 377 00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:58,367 OHH. [ SIGHS ] 378 00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:02,656 I JUST WANT MY MOM TO KNOW I LOVE HER. 379 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:08,761 I CHOSE THIS LIFESTYLE. I'M SCARED OUT OF MY DAMN MIND. 380 00:14:08,763 --> 00:14:10,478 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU, MAN. 381 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,557 -ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. -MNH-MNH. 382 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,975 IF YOU TOUCH THE NEGATIVE DOWN... 383 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:15,461 -NO! -...AND THEN YOU WANT 384 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,747 TO COME OVER AND... -HOLD ON! 385 00:14:16,749 --> 00:14:18,727 -...TOUCH THE POSITIVE. -YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE YOU DO. 386 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:21,037 -OH [BLEEP] -[ EXHALES FORCEFULLY ] 387 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,018 -OH, GOD. -IT'S JUST OUR COOLOS. 388 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,536 [BLEEP] 389 00:14:24,538 --> 00:14:26,087 -OH, NO. -NO, NO, NO. 390 00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:27,076 [ AIRBAG POPS ] 391 00:14:27,078 --> 00:14:29,750 [ SLOW-MO SCREAM ] 392 00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,432 [ SLOW-MO LAUGHTER ] 393 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:34,237 OH! 394 00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:37,439 OH [BLEEP] 395 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,056 WHOA! [ LAUGHTER ] 396 00:14:39,058 --> 00:14:40,871 IT WAS REALLY RED BEARD, TOO! 397 00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:42,817 HIS IS STILL SMOKING. LOOK AT IT. 398 00:14:42,819 --> 00:14:45,325 -HERE IT IS. -PBHT! 399 00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:48,196 THE WINNER IN THREE, TWO, ONE! 400 00:14:48,198 --> 00:14:49,813 [ DRUMROLL ] 401 00:14:49,815 --> 00:14:51,595 -[ LAUGHS ] -[ EXHALES FORCEFULLY ] 402 00:14:53,281 --> 00:14:56,084 [ Slow-mo ] OH! 403 00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,163 [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,693 ♪♪ 405 00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:04,399 -HOW DID YOU WIN? -IS THERE NO ONE ELSE? 406 00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:05,819 OH! 407 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,184 THE WINNER OF THE F-650 IN ALL ITS GLORY... 408 00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:10,307 [ IMITATES DRUMROLL ] 409 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,791 ...KASEY BUNCH FROM TEXAS. 410 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:14,596 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 411 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,599 OKAY, OKAY. BUT THE REALLY COOL STUFF, 412 00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:18,853 AND PROBABLY MY FAVORITE, 413 00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:22,714 IS WHEN WE TAKE A TRUCK THAT NO ONE WANTS, FLIP IT, 414 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,850 AND MAKE IT THE MOST DESIRABLE TRUCK OF ALL 415 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:27,565 THAT WE GET TOP DOLLAR FOR. 416 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,281 I THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT SHOWS UP AROUND HERE 417 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:30,832 WITH TRUCKS THAT NOBODY WANTS. 418 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,812 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 419 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,601 [ LAUGHS ] 420 00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:42,745 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 421 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:43,900 Heavy D: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I THINK? 422 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,014 I SENT YOU DOWN TO NATE'S TO DROP OFF TIRES. 423 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,366 AND YOU BROUGHT BACK A TRUCK. DID YOU BUY THIS FROM HIM? 424 00:15:47,368 --> 00:15:49,610 -A DENALI. YES. -YOU BOUGHT THIS FROM NATE? 425 00:15:49,612 --> 00:15:50,963 YES. YOU'RE WELCOME. 426 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,645 HOW -- WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THIS? 427 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,900 BEFORE WE GET INTO ALL THAT... 428 00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:55,285 NO, LET'S -- LET'S<i> START</i> WITH THAT 429 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,605 AND THEN WE'LL GO FROM THERE. 430 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,661 -WHAT YEAR IS IT? -'15. 431 00:15:57,663 --> 00:15:59,179 -HOW MANY MILES? -'15, FULLY LOADED. 432 00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:03,304 -HOLD ON. -A FEW SCRATCHES AND BUMPS. 433 00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,252 -$38? -WELL, CLOSE. 434 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:06,440 -CLOSE. -$40 -- 435 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,891 $40 MAX. -WE STARTED AT $25. 436 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:10,729 -OKAY, SO WHERE'D YOU END? -$50. 437 00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,709 SHAKE MY HAND THAT YOU'LL BUY IT FOR $80 IF I DON'T SELL IT. 438 00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:14,161 DONE. 439 00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:16,207 Diesel Dave: AND SO THE MUSCLE WAS STUCK WITH THE TASK 440 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,243 OF TURNING A PROFIT ON HIS ILL-GOTTEN DENALI. 441 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,807 ♪♪ 442 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,721 I DON'T WANT TO LIFT IT UP THERE, 443 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,075 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU DO IT. 444 00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:27,493 THEN YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE A TRUCK BUILDER. 445 00:16:27,495 --> 00:16:28,780 ALL RIGHT. 446 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,199 Diesel Dave: EVEN THOUGH GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY 447 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:31,948 IS NOT HIS FORTE... 448 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,390 -I NEVER NOTICED THAT. -DONE AND DONE. 449 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:35,480 -THEY TIGHT? -HUH? 450 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:36,502 -THEY TIGHT? -YEAH. 451 00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:38,417 WELL, THANK YOU, SIR. 452 00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:39,637 LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 453 00:16:39,639 --> 00:16:40,891 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 454 00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:42,046 WE'RE GONNA LET YOU FINISH IT. 455 00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,169 -NO. -YEAH. 456 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,587 YOU GUYS CAN'T -- I'M NOT -- 457 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,039 DON'T STICK ME HERE BY MYSELF! 458 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,712 BUT WITH SOME INNOVATIVE ADDITIONS... 459 00:16:48,714 --> 00:16:50,725 -IT'S LIKE A SHELL? -YEAH. 460 00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:52,144 NO, IT'S NOT A SHELL. 461 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,728 WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES AND THEN SAY NO? 462 00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:56,105 IT'S LIKE A PLATFORM WITH SH-- SHELVES. DRAWERS. 463 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:57,919 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A PLATFORM WITH SHELVES AND DRAWERS? 464 00:16:57,921 --> 00:16:59,734 HE BOUGHT A DRESSER. [ LAUGHTER ] 465 00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:02,770 IT'S LIKE A DRESSER FOR THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK. 466 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,651 Diesel Dave: ...AND CLEVER MARKETING... 467 00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:05,905 LOOK AT ME. 468 00:17:05,907 --> 00:17:08,281 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 469 00:17:08,283 --> 00:17:10,723 ♪♪ 470 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,033 I'M THE MASTER OF ADVERTORIAL ARTS. 471 00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:16,994 YEAH, TWO BALLS! TWO BALLS IN THE HOLE! 472 00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:20,393 -YES! -DID YOU SEE THAT?! 473 00:17:20,395 --> 00:17:25,012 Diesel Dave: ...HE COMPLETED A BADASS BUILD AND FOUND THE PERFECT CLIENT. 474 00:17:25,014 --> 00:17:26,794 Woman: OH, MY GOD. 475 00:17:28,842 --> 00:17:31,085 AT LEAST YOU'RE BETTER AT FLIPPING TRUCKS THAN RED BEARD. 476 00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:32,338 REMEMBER WHEN HE BOUGHT A DODGE VIPER 477 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,625 AND THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DO HIS OWN BUILD? 478 00:17:33,627 --> 00:17:36,233 WAIT, WAIT. THAT NEVER MADE IT AS PART OF THE SHOW. 479 00:17:36,235 --> 00:17:38,477 OH, WELL, THEN WE BETTER MAKE IT PART OF THE BOOK. 480 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:39,632 GOOD CALL. 481 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:43,327 ♪♪ 482 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,548 GO DOWN THERE AND GET IT REGISTERED. 483 00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,835 Jackknife Jim: GET IT REGISTERED. 484 00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:48,178 -BODY SUIT GOING ON? -YEAH, I WISH I DID. 485 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,663 I HAD NOTHING BUT T-SHIRTS AND STUFF... 486 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:51,412 -T-SHIRTS AND... -HEY, GUYS. 487 00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:52,898 -HEY. -HEY. 488 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,274 -WHAT'S DIESELING, BROTHERS? -NOT MUCH. HOW YOU DOING? 489 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:57,121 RUSS, MAN. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND? 490 00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:58,177 UH, HEAVY D AROUND? 491 00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,201 NEGATIVE. 492 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,289 NEGATIVE? YEAH. 493 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,774 WELL, I GOT A CAR I WANT TO SELL HIM. 494 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,117 I MEAN, I CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT EVEN THOUGH HEAVY'S NOT HERE. 495 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,503 REALLY? 496 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:06,790 COME ON. WHO'S THE MONEY GUY? 497 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,210 WHO WRITES THE CHECKS? 498 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:12,169 CAR, TRUCK, FIAT... 499 00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:14,842 IF I CAN MAKE MONEY ON IT, GREAT. 500 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,822 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 501 00:18:16,824 --> 00:18:18,044 OOH. 502 00:18:18,046 --> 00:18:19,991 THAT'S NICE. THAT'S A RACE CAR. 503 00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:23,323 IT'S A 2013 DODGE VIPER GTS. 504 00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:26,293 V-10, 640 HORSE. 505 00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,910 600 POUNDS OF FOOT TORQUE. GEEZ! 506 00:18:27,912 --> 00:18:30,320 SHE LOOKS FAST. SHE IS. 507 00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:31,672 NOT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM AROUND. 508 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:32,728 YEAH, I KNOW. 509 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,444 DIDN'T FORD ANNOUNCE LAST YEAR 510 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,665 THAT THEY WERE DISCONTINUING THEM, RIGHT? 511 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,051 I BELIEVE THAT'S CORRECT. Man: NOT A FORD, BRO. 512 00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:38,966 OR DODGE. DODGE! 513 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,804 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JACKASS. 514 00:18:41,806 --> 00:18:44,509 I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT CARS TO KNOW 515 00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,522 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS. 516 00:18:46,524 --> 00:18:48,172 OOH! 517 00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:49,162 SHE'S GOT THE FLIP FRONT END. 518 00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:50,482 THERE WE GO. 519 00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:54,574 LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 520 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,281 LET'S TAKE IT FOR A RIDE. 521 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,788 ♪♪ 522 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,075 PEOPLE LOVE FAST CARS. 523 00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:03,517 [ LAUGHS ] WHOA! 524 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,267 WHOO! 525 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,081 THERE WE GO. 526 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,259 ♪♪ 527 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:10,546 YEAH! 528 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:15,926 ♪♪ 529 00:19:15,928 --> 00:19:16,816 YES! 530 00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,995 HOW'S THAT? THAT WAS GOOD. 531 00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,347 DUDE, THAT WAS... 532 00:19:20,349 --> 00:19:21,469 WHAT DO YOU THINK, DUDE? 533 00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:23,087 ...WAY BETTER THAN HEAVY D'S DONUTS. 534 00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:25,594 [ LAUGHS ] LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 535 00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:27,541 ALL RIGHT. YOU THROW IN A DEAL ON THIS WITHOUT HEAVY D? 536 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:31,733 ♪♪ 537 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,722 DONE DEAL. 538 00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:33,910 DONE DEAL? YEAH! 539 00:19:33,912 --> 00:19:35,231 QUICK FLIP. 540 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,441 HOW MUCH MONEY WE COULD JUST EASILY -- IN AND OUT. 541 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,345 JUST AS FAST AS THAT CAR IS, JUST -- JUST MONEY. 542 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,523 [ EXHALES FORCEFULLY ] 543 00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:44,899 THAT WAS DOLLAR BILLS BLOWING IN THE WIND. 544 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:51,499 ♪♪ 545 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,744 YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE KEY? 546 00:19:53,746 --> 00:19:55,559 Man: NO, RED BEARD, IT'S A PUSH START. 547 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,274 THIS IS LIKE A DISHWASHER? 548 00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:58,793 [ CONSOLE BEEPS ] 549 00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:04,765 ♪♪ 550 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:06,250 [BLEEP] WON'T START. 551 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,769 $69,000, AND HE DOESN'T GIVE ME -- 552 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,079 [ ENGINE STARTS ] 553 00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:11,959 OH, NEVER MIND! 554 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,094 ♪♪ 555 00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:18,361 UP NEXT, IT'S TIME TO GET OUR MOTORS RUNNING. 556 00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:20,276 OR NOT. 557 00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,816 -OH, DON'T DO THAT. -OH, WHY'D IT JUST DIE? 558 00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:23,971 OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DEAD. 559 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,683 Diesel Dave: THE MUSCLE AND I WERE HARD AT WORK 560 00:20:32,685 --> 00:20:36,313 AT ADDING OUR PERSONAL TOUCHES TO THE BOOK HEAVY D WAS WRITING. 561 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:38,459 AFTER COVERING OUR TALES OF ORIGIN, 562 00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:40,768 WE'VE ARRIVED AT THE HEART OF OUR STORY, 563 00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:43,309 WHERE ALL OF OUR PASSION LIES -- 564 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,520 THE DIESEL MOTOR. 565 00:20:45,522 --> 00:20:47,500 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 566 00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:52,021 "THE DIESEL MOTOR IS THE HEART OF THE BEAST." 567 00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:54,265 CUE HEART PUMPING SOUNDS. 568 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:55,453 [ IMITATES HEARTBEAT ] 569 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,367 "THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD 570 00:20:57,369 --> 00:21:00,205 THAT CAN COMPARE TO THE FEELING A MAN GETS 571 00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:05,387 WHEN HE FINDS HIMSELF THE PERFECT DIESEL MOTOR." 572 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,971 PLEASE TELL ME IT'S DIESEL. 573 00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,521 -WITH A V-10. -OH! 574 00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,468 -THAT'S THE ONE! -CUMMINS, BABY! 575 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,646 -YEE-HOO! -DUDE, LISTEN TO THAT! 576 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,088 IT'S WORKING! 577 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,762 HEY! CHECK IT OUT! 578 00:21:17,764 --> 00:21:19,247 IT'S MY NEW HOUND DOG RIDE! 579 00:21:19,249 --> 00:21:21,127 -LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'S GOT. -YEAH. 580 00:21:21,129 --> 00:21:23,404 -HOLY [BLEEP] -OH. 581 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:24,988 YOU JUST BOUGHT A 12-VALVE CREW CAB. 582 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:26,573 I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING BIG HERE. 583 00:21:26,575 --> 00:21:31,654 "IF YOU REALLY WANT TO ADD SOME POWER, WE RECOMMEND A TURBO." 584 00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:33,997 WAIT! "TWO TURBOS." 585 00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:35,350 HEY! 586 00:21:35,352 --> 00:21:37,330 Chavis: WE GOT THE SMALL TURBO RUNNING OFF THE MOTOR. 587 00:21:37,332 --> 00:21:39,872 IT'S PROVIDING BOOST ALMOST INSTANTLY, 588 00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:41,620 SO YOU HAVE GREAT DRIVABILITY. 589 00:21:41,622 --> 00:21:44,326 ONCE IT STARTS MOVING, THE BIG TURBO STARTS KICKING IN, 590 00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:47,363 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU GET THE REAL BIG HORSEPOWER OUT OF IT. 591 00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:48,880 SO IT'S JUST THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. 592 00:21:48,882 --> 00:21:54,754 "AND SOMETIMES THE OCCASION CALLS FOR THREE TURBOS." 593 00:21:54,756 --> 00:21:57,362 -HOLY [BLEEP] -WOW. 594 00:21:57,364 --> 00:21:58,814 Man: I TOLD YOU I WASN'T PLAYING AROUND. 595 00:21:58,816 --> 00:22:01,420 -NO. -WOW. 596 00:22:01,422 --> 00:22:02,806 Diesel Dave: THEY TURNED OUT NICELY. 597 00:22:02,808 --> 00:22:04,423 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THIS. 598 00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:06,106 I MEAN, IF I CAN SQUEEZE A RADIATOR IN THERE. 599 00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:07,756 NO, DON'T PUT IT RIGHT THERE, DUDE. DON'T DO THAT. 600 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:08,977 THAT'S LIKE -- 601 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,552 NO, THAT'S LIKE PUTTING BRACES ON THE MONA LISA. 602 00:22:11,554 --> 00:22:13,697 YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 603 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,050 YOU LIKE THAT? SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 604 00:22:15,052 --> 00:22:16,633 THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE. 605 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,656 GRADE-A. 606 00:22:17,658 --> 00:22:19,736 IS THAT A STANDING OVATION OVER THERE? 607 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:24,091 YEAH, I STOPPED EVERYTHING I WAS DOING JUST TO CLAP FOR YOU. 608 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,675 I LOVE IT, DUDE. 609 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,919 "DON'T BE DISCOURAGED IF YOU RUN INTO TROUBLE 610 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:30,163 AND HAVE TO REBUILD YOUR ENTIRE ENGINE. 611 00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:33,892 Diesel Dave: WITH THE PRESSURE OF SEMA 2015 BEARING DOWN ON US..." 612 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,444 SPECIAL DELIVERY! 613 00:22:35,446 --> 00:22:37,061 ABOUT TIME. 614 00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:38,611 ABOUT TIME, RIGHT? 615 00:22:38,613 --> 00:22:40,987 Diesel Dave: CHAVIS WAS BUILDING A NEW ENGINE 616 00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:43,495 FOR THE SIX-DOOR TRIPLE-AXLE F-550 617 00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:46,762 THAT WOULD COME TO BE KNOWN AS "THE SUPER SIX." 618 00:22:50,493 --> 00:22:51,976 GOING UP! 619 00:22:51,978 --> 00:22:53,725 MY GUT'S, LIKE, IN KNOTS RIGHT NOW. 620 00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:54,946 WHY? 621 00:22:54,948 --> 00:22:58,510 JUST THINKING IF THIS THING'S GONNA FIRE OR NOT, DUDE. 622 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,127 ALL RIGHT. MOMENT OF TRUTH. 623 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,514 LET'S SEE IF IT WANTS TO CRANK. 624 00:23:01,516 --> 00:23:05,341 [ WHIRRING ] 625 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,182 AH, [BLEEP] 626 00:23:11,184 --> 00:23:13,294 Chavis: NORMALLY, I'D BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS THING APART, 627 00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:14,845 FIGURE OUT WHAT PART FAILED, AND FIX IT. 628 00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:17,188 WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME. THIS HAS TO BE DONE NOW. 629 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:20,422 OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO GET A NEW ENGINE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. 630 00:23:20,424 --> 00:23:22,897 HEAVY D WAS LEFT WITH NO CHOICE 631 00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:25,208 BUT TO BUY BACK A TRUCK HE HAD SOLD, 632 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:28,474 REMOVE THE ENGINE, AND TRY AGAIN. 633 00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:29,629 GOOD? 634 00:23:29,631 --> 00:23:32,137 [ DOOR-OPEN BELL DINGS ] 635 00:23:32,139 --> 00:23:35,470 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] 636 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,311 [ ENGINE STARTS ] OH! 637 00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:42,895 Man: YEAH! 638 00:23:42,897 --> 00:23:44,710 YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST EMBARRASSING BREAKDOWN WAS? 639 00:23:44,712 --> 00:23:46,394 WHAT? 640 00:23:46,396 --> 00:23:48,076 THE TIME OUR LAWYER GAVE US A BUILD 641 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,924 AND WE'RE DRIVING IT BACK AND IT BROKE DOWN 642 00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:51,311 IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN. 643 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:54,709 I WASN'T THERE, AND I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THAT ON TV. 644 00:23:54,711 --> 00:23:56,887 WELL, NOW HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! 645 00:23:56,889 --> 00:24:00,418 Cole: BUT BEHOLD... 646 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:03,190 GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL 647 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,029 1988 JEEP WAGONEER. 648 00:24:06,031 --> 00:24:08,569 DUDE. THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME. 649 00:24:08,571 --> 00:24:12,793 ♪♪ 650 00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:14,674 -DUDE... -WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS? 651 00:24:14,676 --> 00:24:16,225 Cole: A CLIENT PAID ME WITH IT, MAN. 652 00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:18,634 WAS YOUR CLIENT HARRY FROM "HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS?" 653 00:24:18,636 --> 00:24:21,175 Cole: NO, MY CLIENT WAS BROKE, AS THEY OFTEN ARE. 654 00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:24,278 YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN PAID IN GUNS AND HOT TUBS 655 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,861 AND NOW A JEEP WAGONEER. 656 00:24:25,863 --> 00:24:29,426 DUDE, THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY SWEET. 657 00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:33,154 THIS WAS, LIKE, LUXURY BACK IN THE DAY. LOOK AT THIS. 658 00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,828 1988, POWER SEATS, POWER WINDOWS, 659 00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:37,510 POWER LOCKS, LEATHER... 660 00:24:37,512 --> 00:24:39,920 THESE ARE CLASSICS. SO, HERE'S THE DEAL, GUYS. 661 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,173 GRAND CANYON. FIVE KIDS. 662 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,659 -I'M IN. -IN THREE WEEKS. 663 00:24:42,661 --> 00:24:44,308 DID WE JUST GET INVITED ON A FAMILY TRIP? 664 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,464 -YEAH. -BUT I NEED EVERYTHING, GUYS. 665 00:24:45,466 --> 00:24:46,585 I NEED THE WORKS. 666 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:49,192 I NEED EXTERIOR, INTERIOR, AND I THINK BEST OF ALL -- 667 00:24:49,194 --> 00:24:50,578 I NEED A DIESEL ENGINE. 668 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:55,001 -YEAH. -GET ON IT. 669 00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:57,345 WHOO-HOO! 670 00:24:57,347 --> 00:24:58,235 THREE WEEKS! 671 00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:00,478 SEE YOU LATTER, ESQUIRE! 672 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,118 OH, BOY. 673 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,418 AND WE'RE OFF! OH, THERE GOES... 674 00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,102 HOLD ON. OH, DON'T DO THAT. 675 00:25:08,104 --> 00:25:09,818 OH, WHY'D IT JUST DIE? 676 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,963 OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DEAD. 677 00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:13,579 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY JUICE? 678 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,892 THAT'S SOMETHING CLICKING. 679 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,806 THAT'S A LOOSE CONNECTION SOMEWHERE. 680 00:25:20,808 --> 00:25:23,974 GOT NO POWER TO THE JEEP WAGONEER. 681 00:25:23,976 --> 00:25:25,657 -WIGGLE IT. -WIGGLE, WIGGLE. 682 00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:29,650 JIGGLE IT. 683 00:25:29,652 --> 00:25:30,608 ANYTHING? 684 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,422 WHERE'D ALL THE POWER GO? 685 00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:33,709 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE! 686 00:25:33,711 --> 00:25:34,699 [ SIGHS ] 687 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,151 SHOULD WE JUST HOOK IT TO THE MOTOR 688 00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:37,867 SINCE WE'RE PULLING IT OUT ANYWAY? 689 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,639 Heavy D: COLE SABOTAGED US. 690 00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,180 I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A LAWYER. 691 00:25:43,182 --> 00:25:44,468 ESPECIALLY OUR OWN LAWYER. 692 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:45,985 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? 693 00:25:45,987 --> 00:25:47,569 HE GAVE ME THE LOOK LIKE, "OH, YOU'LL BE FINE." 694 00:25:47,571 --> 00:25:48,658 "HAVE FUN, GUYS. HEH, HEH!" 695 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,044 YEAH, HERE'S THE KEYS. 696 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:53,443 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S RED BEARD? LET'S GET A ROPE ON THIS THING. 697 00:25:53,445 --> 00:25:56,447 RED BEARD! 698 00:25:56,449 --> 00:25:58,789 HEY. THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR YOU. 699 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,406 -FOR ME? -HAVE YOU EVER TOWED SOMEONE? 700 00:26:00,408 --> 00:26:01,760 OH, DUDE, I'VE TOWED. 701 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:03,145 IF THERE'S NO TENSION, DON'T FLOOR IT. 702 00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,565 DUDE, THERE'S ALWAYS TENSION BETWEEN US. 703 00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:05,521 EASE IT INTO IT. 704 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,040 AND THEN GIVE IT A TUG. 705 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:08,393 OKAY. A LITTLE TUG. 706 00:26:08,395 --> 00:26:10,010 UGH. 707 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:11,033 IT'S NOT GOING NOWHERE. 708 00:26:11,035 --> 00:26:12,319 HE'S GOT TO BECOME A MAN SOMETIME. 709 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,442 HEY, BRO. 710 00:26:13,444 --> 00:26:15,850 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE FOR YOUR MAN CARD. 711 00:26:15,852 --> 00:26:19,481 I FEEL LIKE I ALREADY HAVE THAT! 712 00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:22,087 COLE TOTALLY SET US UP. 713 00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:23,772 GRANDMA, LET'S GO! 714 00:26:23,774 --> 00:26:25,552 WHAT'S HE DOING? 715 00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:28,391 Diesel Dave: IT'S THE LETTER D! 716 00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:33,605 LIKE DIESEL! 717 00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:35,089 -THAT'S WHY. -OH, OH, OH, OH! 718 00:26:35,091 --> 00:26:36,146 HE WENT FOR IT. 719 00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:37,498 I DON'T HAVE A TURN SIGNAL. 720 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:43,670 NOW I RAN OVER THE LINE. [ LAUGHS ] 721 00:26:43,672 --> 00:26:45,484 HE WENT FOR A FULL-ON SLACK PARTY. 722 00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:47,234 GET US TIED UP AGAIN. 723 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:48,916 PASS ME YOUR MAN CARD! 724 00:26:48,918 --> 00:26:50,996 WE JUST TALKED ABOUT SLACK! 725 00:26:50,998 --> 00:26:54,758 YEAH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT. 726 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,025 YOU ONLY GOT MORE SHOT AT IT. 727 00:26:58,027 --> 00:26:59,047 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, RED BEARD. 728 00:26:59,049 --> 00:27:00,235 -OKAY. -LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 729 00:27:00,237 --> 00:27:01,555 -YOU KNOW -- -HEY. HEY! 730 00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:02,744 -YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT? -I KNOW HOW IT WORKS! 731 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,030 KEEP THE TENSION! 732 00:27:04,032 --> 00:27:08,980 ♪♪ 733 00:27:08,982 --> 00:27:12,082 Diesel Dave: GREAT WORK, RED BEARD! YOU'RE REALLY DOING A GOOD JOB! 734 00:27:14,229 --> 00:27:17,726 HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. 735 00:27:17,728 --> 00:27:19,540 JUST BREAKING DOWN DOWNTOWN. 736 00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:23,566 YOU COULDN'T -- 737 00:27:23,568 --> 00:27:24,887 YOU COULDN'T SAY, LIKE, WE WERE FILMING A TV SHOW? 738 00:27:24,889 --> 00:27:26,206 YOU JUST HAD TO SAY WE WERE BREAKING DOWN? 739 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:28,318 I JUST KNOW I DROVE BY, LIKE, MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION BACK THERE. 740 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,421 [ LAUGHS ] THAT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE. 741 00:27:31,423 --> 00:27:32,674 A LOT OF BLONDE GIRLS. 742 00:27:32,676 --> 00:27:34,720 HEY! "OH, THERE'S DAVE. 743 00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:36,865 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL? 744 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,482 OH, YOU'RE IN A WAGONEER THAT'S BEING PULLED." 745 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:41,156 [ LAUGHS ] 746 00:27:41,158 --> 00:27:44,224 MOST LIKELY TO BREAK DOWN DOWNTOWN. 747 00:27:44,226 --> 00:27:47,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 748 00:27:47,031 --> 00:27:48,647 DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 749 00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:51,385 COMING UP NEXT, WE'RE COVERING OUR BIGGEST LISTS 750 00:27:51,387 --> 00:27:53,036 AND OUR BIGGEST LOSSES. 751 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:57,127 DAMN IT. THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP! [BLEEP] 752 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,038 Diesel Dave: AFTER HOURS OF HELPING GHOST WRITE A BOOK 753 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,083 WE DISCOVERED HEAVY D WAS WRITING, 754 00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:09,634 THE MUSCLE AND I STRUGGLED TO 755 00:28:09,636 --> 00:28:12,076 COMPLETE THE CHAPTER THAT DEFINED OUR STYLE 756 00:28:12,078 --> 00:28:15,145 AND HOW WE SET OURSELVES APART FROM THE COMPETITION, 757 00:28:15,147 --> 00:28:18,049 OUR NEED TO BRING OUR BUILDS TO NEW HEIGHTS. 758 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:25,243 OKAY, SO THE BOOK OBVIOUSLY HAS TO TALK ABOUT 759 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,695 HOW WE LIKE BIG TRUCKS. 760 00:28:26,697 --> 00:28:27,982 WE LOVE BIG TRUCKS. 761 00:28:27,984 --> 00:28:31,282 "ONCE YOU'VE SETTLED IN ON YOUR PERFECT DIESEL TRUCK, 762 00:28:31,284 --> 00:28:33,889 THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO DO 763 00:28:33,891 --> 00:28:36,430 IS TO MAKE SURE THAT IT IS RIDING HIGH." 764 00:28:36,432 --> 00:28:43,262 ♪♪ 765 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,703 "FOR A REALLY CUSTOM JOB, 766 00:28:45,705 --> 00:28:48,541 TRYING TAKING THE ENTIRE DRIVE TRAIN AND AXLES 767 00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:51,610 FROM ONE VEHICLE AND FABRICATING THEM FOR ANOTHER. 768 00:28:51,612 --> 00:28:53,227 [ LAUGHS ] 769 00:28:53,229 --> 00:28:55,076 TO TURN THIS GAS ENGINE EL CAMINO 770 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:57,452 INTO A LIFTED OFF-ROAD DIESEL-POWERED MACHINE, 771 00:28:57,454 --> 00:28:59,234 WE HAVE TO FIRST REMOVE ALL OF OUR 772 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,708 LIGHTWEIGHT SUSPENSION COMPONENTS AND FRAME DAMAGE. 773 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:05,536 ♪♪ 774 00:29:05,538 --> 00:29:07,385 Man: OH, THERE GOES ALL THE OIL. 775 00:29:07,387 --> 00:29:09,529 THIS WAY, WE CAN REBUILD OUR ENTIRE UNDERSTRUCTURE 776 00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:11,179 WITH HEAVY-DUTY DRIVE TRAIN COMPONENTS 777 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,829 THAT WILL HOLD UP TO THE HORSEPOWER 778 00:29:12,831 --> 00:29:15,634 OF OUR NEW DIESEL ENGINE. 779 00:29:15,636 --> 00:29:16,921 I WANT TO BRING IN THE DONOR TRUCK 780 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,109 AND PUT IT RIGHT HERE BESIDE IT. 781 00:29:19,794 --> 00:29:21,707 TO GET ALL THE DRIVE TRAIN COMPONENTS WE NEED, 782 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:22,828 WE'RE GONNA USE THIS OLD CHEVY 783 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,445 THAT'S BEEN KICKING AROUND OUR BACK LOT. 784 00:29:24,447 --> 00:29:27,317 Man: COME ON, SLOW POKE! LET'S GO! 785 00:29:27,319 --> 00:29:29,396 Steve: WE BUILD SO MUCH CUSTOM STUFF 786 00:29:29,398 --> 00:29:31,310 THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE LEFTOVER PARTS. 787 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,498 THAT'LL NEVER WORK! 788 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,807 THIS OLD CHEVY IS GIVING US THE TRANSFER CASE 789 00:29:34,809 --> 00:29:38,207 THAT WILL SPLIT THE POWER FROM THE TRANSMISSION TO THE GROUND. 790 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,790 WHOA! 791 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:42,266 AND OUR NEW HEAVY-DUTY AXLES WILL TAKE THAT POWER 792 00:29:42,268 --> 00:29:44,576 FROM THE DIESEL ENGINE AND GET IT TO THE TIRES. 793 00:29:44,578 --> 00:29:46,522 Man: ROLL US OUT, CHAV! 794 00:29:46,524 --> 00:29:47,909 -THERE YOU GO. -THERE YOU GO. 795 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,911 -THERE YOU GO. -WHOO! 796 00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,231 HEY! 797 00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:59,854 ♪♪ 798 00:29:59,856 --> 00:30:01,274 HOLD, HOLD, HOLD. 799 00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:03,947 Man: OH, [BLEEP] 800 00:30:03,949 --> 00:30:05,068 -THAT'S OKAY! -THEY'RE OUT. 801 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,553 Steve: MY FINGERS WEREN'T IN THERE. 802 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,457 [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:12,494 IT'S LIKE YOU CAN'T THINK YOUR OWN BABY'S UGLY, 804 00:30:12,496 --> 00:30:14,407 BUT DEEP DOWN, YOU REALLY DO. 805 00:30:14,409 --> 00:30:16,817 A CERTAIN KIND OF UGLY ONLY A MAMA COULD LOVE. 806 00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:17,707 YEAH. 807 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:21,139 OH, MY GOSH, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 808 00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:23,747 YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE BUILT AN EL CAMINO? 809 00:30:23,749 --> 00:30:24,934 THERE'S A MOTHER THAT LOVES ITS UGLY BABY RIGHT THERE. 810 00:30:24,936 --> 00:30:26,255 IT IS. 811 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,333 Diesel Dave: "OF COURSE, THE EL CAMINO'S DANCE 812 00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:32,788 ALMOST NEVER WAS BECAUSE MUSCLE COULDN'T FIND THE PARTS." 813 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,274 UGH. 814 00:30:34,276 --> 00:30:36,056 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DO A STORY 815 00:30:36,058 --> 00:30:37,078 ABOUT HOW I FORGET STUFF? 816 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,389 WELL... 817 00:30:39,391 --> 00:30:41,863 I WAS JUST GONNA TELL SOME UNSEEN STORY 818 00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:44,800 OF WHEN YOU FORGOT THE LIFT FOR MY EL CAMINO. 819 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:48,067 GREAT. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE THAT ONE OUT. 820 00:30:48,069 --> 00:30:50,048 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? WE NEED PARTS. 821 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,424 Steve: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS. 822 00:30:52,426 --> 00:30:53,380 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS, STEVE? 823 00:30:53,382 --> 00:30:54,569 NOTHING! 824 00:30:54,571 --> 00:30:55,723 OR YOU DON'T HAVE ALL OF THE PARTS? 825 00:30:55,725 --> 00:30:57,308 WE DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO WORK ON THE EL CAMINO. 826 00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:58,859 THAT'S BULL [BLEEP] 827 00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:01,366 WE'RE AT A STANDSTILL TILL THAT [BLEEP] GETS HERE. 828 00:31:01,368 --> 00:31:02,554 SHH. 829 00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,567 I DON'T NEED HEAVY D PISSED OFF AT ME 830 00:31:04,569 --> 00:31:06,580 'CAUSE I HAVE OUR GUYS STANDING AROUND. 831 00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,990 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS THING DONE. 832 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,804 THEY SHIFTED THE LIFT KIT FOUR DAYS AGO. 833 00:31:10,806 --> 00:31:13,939 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY AT THE VERY, VERY LATEST. 834 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:21,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 835 00:31:28,395 --> 00:31:30,835 NOTHING'S HERE. EVERYTHING'S GONE. 836 00:31:30,837 --> 00:31:32,189 [BLEEP] DAMN IT. 837 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:35,125 THE SHIPPING COMPANY MESSED UP! 838 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,610 [BLEEP] 839 00:31:36,612 --> 00:31:40,241 Diesel Dave: "WITH THE MUSCLE AWAY LOOKING FOR HIS MISSING PARTS, 840 00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:43,046 THE MECHANICS FOUND OTHER WAYS TO OCCUPY THEIR TIME." 841 00:31:43,048 --> 00:31:45,850 -ALL RIGHT, READY? -YEAH. 842 00:31:45,852 --> 00:31:48,029 -READY? -YEAH. 843 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:52,219 GO! 844 00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:56,410 OH! 845 00:31:56,412 --> 00:31:58,390 -YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE HORSE. -THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL. 846 00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,733 -NO. -WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 847 00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:03,934 -DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. -YOU GUYS ARE JOUSTING. 848 00:32:03,936 --> 00:32:05,782 NO. 849 00:32:05,784 --> 00:32:07,960 WE DON'T HAVE ANY PARTS TO WORK ON THE EL CAMINO. 850 00:32:07,962 --> 00:32:11,392 MUSCLE SEEMS TO HAVE DROPPED THE BALL. 851 00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:14,461 Diesel Dave: "DESPITE THE MUSCLE'S NUMEROUS SETBACKS, 852 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:16,936 IN THE END, THE EL CAMINO WAS COMPLETED. 853 00:32:19,941 --> 00:32:23,965 AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. 854 00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:27,628 SOMETIMES, YOUR TIRES AND AXLES ARE SO BIG 855 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:31,457 THAT IT REQUIRES AN ENTIRELY NEW SUBFRAME." 856 00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:34,657 Steve: THIS THING'S STRIPPED DOWN ABOUT AS A FAR AS WE DARE TO GO. 857 00:32:34,659 --> 00:32:35,747 NO REAR SUSPENSION. 858 00:32:35,749 --> 00:32:37,166 I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT. 859 00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:38,848 FRONT'S TORN OFF. GOOD TO GO. 860 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:40,135 FRONT'S COMPLETELY OFF. 861 00:32:40,137 --> 00:32:41,852 Heavy D: SO, YOU'RE REDRAWING THE STOCK FRAME RAIL... 862 00:32:41,854 --> 00:32:42,973 Joel: EXACTLY. 863 00:32:42,975 --> 00:32:44,095 ...SO THAT YOU CAN BUILD THE SUBFRAME OFF OF IT. 864 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,613 YEP, AND THEN FROM THERE, WE'LL MAKE SURE, 865 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,560 FUNCTIONALLY, THAT ALL SUSPENSION STUFF CHECKS OUT. 866 00:32:47,562 --> 00:32:49,342 THEN, FROM THERE, IT'S TIME TO START PUTTING 867 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,256 YOUR GUYS' TUBING, BENDERS, AND NOTCHERS TO WORK. 868 00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:55,349 Steve: WE'RE BUILDING THIS SUBFRAME 869 00:32:55,351 --> 00:32:57,197 OUT OF 2-INCH, .120 WALL D.O.M. TUBING 870 00:32:57,199 --> 00:32:58,550 THAT'S DRAWN OVER A MANDREL. 871 00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:00,794 IT'S A SEAMLESS TUBE THAT'S STRONGER AND LIGHTER 872 00:33:00,796 --> 00:33:01,816 THAN A SOLID COUNTERPART. 873 00:33:01,818 --> 00:33:09,868 ♪♪ 874 00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:12,310 LOOKS PRETTY DANG GOOD FROM HERE. 875 00:33:12,312 --> 00:33:13,795 NOW THAT THE SUBFRAME'S BUILT, 876 00:33:13,797 --> 00:33:15,511 WE NEED TO GET THESE AXLES IN PLACE 877 00:33:15,513 --> 00:33:16,766 TO FINISH OUR SUSPENSION. 878 00:33:16,768 --> 00:33:18,316 BEHIND YOU, JOEL. 879 00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:20,098 WHOO! 880 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,980 ♪♪ 881 00:33:21,982 --> 00:33:24,223 WATCH YOUR EYES. 882 00:33:24,225 --> 00:33:26,566 SO, I GOT THIS WHOLE THING PRETTY WELL MOCKED UP. 883 00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:29,404 I GOT THOSE 64-INCH-TALL TIRES IN HERE. 884 00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:31,648 I GOT YOU A LINK IN THERE 885 00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:33,760 SO WE CAN MAKE SURE, WITH THAT REAR STEERING, 886 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,807 THAT THAT'S GONNA CLEAR THAT LINK ARM. 887 00:33:35,809 --> 00:33:37,556 LOOKS LIKE THE SUBFRAME'S DONE. 888 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,195 -YEAH, SUBFRAME'S ALL DONE. -THAT IS JUST HUGE. 889 00:33:40,197 --> 00:33:42,802 Diesel Dave: "WITH THE SUBFRAME AND SUSPENSION COMPLETE, 890 00:33:42,804 --> 00:33:46,597 HERCULES WAS BORN AND SET FREE TO RULE THE MUD." 891 00:33:46,599 --> 00:33:47,917 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 892 00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:53,263 ♪♪ 893 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,419 WHOA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 894 00:33:54,421 --> 00:33:58,609 WOW! WOW! 895 00:33:58,611 --> 00:34:00,061 Heavy D: SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 896 00:34:00,063 --> 00:34:04,483 COMING UP, AMAZING FINISHES AND SURPRISE ENDINGS. 897 00:34:04,485 --> 00:34:05,969 WE MADE SOME CHANGES TO YOUR BOOK. 898 00:34:05,971 --> 00:34:07,783 HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. -WHAT? 899 00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:19,663 ♪♪ 900 00:34:19,665 --> 00:34:22,402 AMERICA, WE'VE ALL HEARD THE STORY 901 00:34:22,404 --> 00:34:26,396 OF HOW I SAVED HEAVY D'S TRUCK FROM UTTER DISASTER 902 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:31,313 BY SIPHONING GASOLINE OUT OF THE DIESEL FUEL TANK. 903 00:34:31,315 --> 00:34:35,305 MISFUELING, AS THIS TRAGIC PHENOMENON IS KNOWN, 904 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,770 HAPPENS TO OVER 100,000 PEOPLE EVERY YEAR. 905 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:41,971 PERHAPS THEY'RE DISTRACTED BY KIDS IN THE BACK SEAT, 906 00:34:41,973 --> 00:34:43,654 OR MAYBE THEY'RE STARING AT A REFLECTION 907 00:34:43,656 --> 00:34:45,997 OF THEIR GLISTENING BEARD IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. 908 00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:48,472 WHATEVER THE CAUSE OF THE MIX-UP, 909 00:34:48,474 --> 00:34:51,541 THE DAMAGE INFLICTED DEPENDS ON WHICH FUEL 910 00:34:51,543 --> 00:34:53,422 YOU'RE PUTTING INTO WHICH ENGINE. 911 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,677 IN A DIESEL MOTOR, 912 00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:57,481 THE FUEL IS INJECTED DIRECTLY INTO THE CYLINDER 913 00:34:57,483 --> 00:35:01,111 AND THEN IGNITED BY SUPER-COMPRESSED AIR. 914 00:35:01,113 --> 00:35:04,147 NOW, IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A LESS VISCOUS FUEL, 915 00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:06,358 GASOLINE, IT'S THINNER. 916 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,186 AND PUT IT THROUGH THAT FUEL PUMP, IT'S GONNA CAUSE GRINDING, 917 00:35:10,188 --> 00:35:12,892 WHICH CAN ULTIMATELY DESTROY YOUR INJECTION PUMP 918 00:35:12,894 --> 00:35:14,344 AND YOUR INJECTOR, 919 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,061 NOT TO MENTION THE ADDITIONAL DAMAGE 920 00:35:16,063 --> 00:35:18,569 THAT CAN OCCUR FROM THE PRE-DETONATION OF THE GASOLINE 921 00:35:18,571 --> 00:35:20,416 BEING INJECTED INTO THE CYLINDER. 922 00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:26,125 NOW, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THOSE UNFORTUNATE SOULS 923 00:35:26,127 --> 00:35:29,029 THAT HAVE TO DRIVE A GASOLINE-POWERED VEHICLE 924 00:35:29,031 --> 00:35:33,022 AND YOU PUT DIESEL FUEL INTO YOUR GASOLINE-POWERED VEHICLE, 925 00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:35,134 YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT MORE FORTUNATE THAN YOU THINK. 926 00:35:35,136 --> 00:35:36,982 GASOLINE ENGINES CAUSE COMBUSTION 927 00:35:36,984 --> 00:35:39,227 BY USING A SPARK PLUG, 928 00:35:39,229 --> 00:35:41,571 SO NOT ALL THE DIESEL FUEL IS GOING TO IGNITE 929 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:44,408 BECAUSE DIESEL FUEL HAS A LOWER FLASH POINT, 930 00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:48,301 WHICH MEANS IT'S GOING TO KEEP RUNNING TO SOME CAPACITY 931 00:35:48,303 --> 00:35:49,786 AND WHEN ALL THE DIESEL FUEL 932 00:35:49,788 --> 00:35:51,898 HAS BEEN DRAINED FROM YOUR FUEL TANK, 933 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,548 THERE SHOULD BE NO LASTING DAMAGE 934 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:55,924 TO YOUR POOR GASOLINE MOTOR. 935 00:35:55,926 --> 00:35:59,851 IF YOU'RE EVER IN DOUBT IN ANY SITUATION OF WHAT FUEL GOES IN, 936 00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:02,392 REACH FOR THAT GREEN HANDLE, THAT YELLOW HANDLE, 937 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,329 THAT HANDLE MARKED WITH THE GOLDEN WORD -- 938 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,936 "DIESEL," -- AND YOU'LL BE SAFE. 939 00:36:18,664 --> 00:36:19,816 Diesel Dave: THE MUSCLE AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUR WAY CHAPTER 940 00:36:19,818 --> 00:36:22,127 BY CHAPTER IMPROVING THE BOOK WE FOUND HEAVY D 941 00:36:22,129 --> 00:36:24,338 TO BE WRITING ABOUT OUR SHOP. 942 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:26,878 THOUGH GHOSTWRITING PROVED TO BE A MORE DIFFICULT TASK 943 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,694 THAN WE BOTH HAD IMAGINED, 944 00:36:28,696 --> 00:36:31,729 WE HAD FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE FINISH TOUCHES -- 945 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:35,227 THE FINAL CHAPTER THAT BRINGS THE WHOLE BUILD TOGETHER. 946 00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,464 THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE VEHICLE 947 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,586 IS THE FINISHING TOUCHES, THOUGH. 948 00:36:42,588 --> 00:36:44,005 I MEAN, YOU COULD SLAP ANYTHING TOGETHER, 949 00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:46,744 AND IF IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP, NO ONE'S GONNA WANT IT. 950 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,493 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BODY WORK. 951 00:36:48,495 --> 00:36:52,124 YOU DO? OH! I GET IT. 952 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,565 "FOR AN EXTRA 'WOW' FACTOR, 953 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:56,710 CONSIDER RE-PURPOSING BODY PARTS 954 00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:59,350 FROM ANOTHER MAKE OR MODEL." -TRUCK FENDER. 955 00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:00,539 TRUCK FENDER AND CADILLAC FENDER. 956 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:01,726 CADILLAC FENDER. 957 00:37:01,728 --> 00:37:02,914 THERE'S A PRETTY DIFFERENT BODY LINE THERE, HUH? 958 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:04,465 -OH, YEAH. -SO, NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 959 00:37:04,467 --> 00:37:06,974 HOW TO TAKE THIS PART OF THIS TRUCK, BASICALLY, 960 00:37:06,976 --> 00:37:09,019 AND GRAFT IT ONTO THE CADILLAC FENDER 961 00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:11,560 SO THAT THIS PART OF THE FENDER 962 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:12,913 BLENDS WITH THE REST OF THE TRUCK 963 00:37:12,915 --> 00:37:15,388 AND NOT WITH THE CADILLAC. 964 00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:22,813 ♪♪ 965 00:37:22,815 --> 00:37:24,892 -I GOT IT. -JUST KIND OF SLIDES IN. 966 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:25,981 REAL NICE GAP. -OH, YEAH. 967 00:37:25,983 --> 00:37:27,335 THEN THE BUMPER WILL SIT RIGHT THERE 968 00:37:27,337 --> 00:37:29,050 AND KIND OF RESTS UNDERNEATH HERE. 969 00:37:29,052 --> 00:37:31,525 THAT LOOKS AWESOME. 970 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:37,663 "SOME VEHICLES MAY REQUIRE A LITTLE MORE TLC THAN OTHERS." 971 00:37:38,754 --> 00:37:43,240 Diesel Dave: AFTER PURCHASING THE HOLY GRAIL OF TRUCKS... 972 00:37:43,242 --> 00:37:44,923 SO, WHY YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THIS THING, MAN? 973 00:37:44,925 --> 00:37:48,619 I JUST GOT WARRANTS. I GOT STUFF I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF. 974 00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,402 SOME WARRANTS? 975 00:37:50,404 --> 00:37:53,602 WE DECIDED TO BUILD IT FOR A GIVEAWAY. 976 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:58,355 HEY, HEY. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 977 00:37:58,357 --> 00:38:01,687 Diesel Dave: THE CONDITION OF THE CAB SET THE FULL PROJECT BACK... 978 00:38:03,769 --> 00:38:05,845 THAT RUST IS THAT BAD? 979 00:38:05,847 --> 00:38:08,981 ARE YOU GUYS DOING SOME RUST REMOVAL? 980 00:38:08,983 --> 00:38:11,884 ...FORCING RED BEARD TO THE SANDBLASTING. 981 00:38:15,747 --> 00:38:20,828 -PRETTY GOOD. DONE? -GOOD. 982 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:22,444 THAT WAS WAY EASIER WITH YOU. 983 00:38:22,446 --> 00:38:25,513 Diesel Dave: AND SENTENCING THE CAB TO WEEKS IN THE BODY SHOP 984 00:38:25,515 --> 00:38:29,672 WHERE IT WAS PATCHED, SMOOTHED, PAINTED. 985 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:35,545 FINALLY, WE DETAILED IT USING THE ANCIENT ART OF PINSTRIPING. 986 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:39,670 A ONE-OF-A-KIND LOOK FOR A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRUCK. 987 00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:41,452 THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, 988 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,102 BUT I DON'T WANT TO END THIS BOOK 989 00:38:43,104 --> 00:38:45,478 TALKING ABOUT PAINT AND PARTS. 990 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,567 WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE END THE BOOK WITH? 991 00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:47,821 REALLY? 992 00:38:47,823 --> 00:38:49,570 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT WE WOULD END THE BOOK 993 00:38:49,572 --> 00:38:51,682 ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS TO COME TO WORK EVERY DAY 994 00:38:51,684 --> 00:38:53,299 AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR FOUR BEST FRIENDS? 995 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,685 COME ON. 996 00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:58,612 ♪ I CAN'T HELP IT TRAVELING DOWN MEMORY LANE ♪ 997 00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:00,196 HEY, HONEY. 998 00:39:00,198 --> 00:39:02,011 YEAH? FLOOR IT. 999 00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,057 BAHHHH! [ GOAT BLEATS ] 1000 00:39:04,059 --> 00:39:06,763 BAHHHH! 1001 00:39:06,765 --> 00:39:09,403 ♪♪ 1002 00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:10,954 ♪ I WILL BE THERE ♪ 1003 00:39:10,956 --> 00:39:12,670 I CAN ROLL OVER. 1004 00:39:12,672 --> 00:39:15,079 WE CAN WAKE UP AND PLAY PATTY CAKE EVERY MORNING. 1005 00:39:15,081 --> 00:39:16,729 -THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1006 00:39:16,731 --> 00:39:20,491 Man: THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU DO IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1007 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:25,739 ♪ OH! HEAVY D AND DIESEL DAVE YOU AND ME, ♪ 1008 00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:27,223 ♪ THE WORLD WE'LL SAVE ♪ 1009 00:39:27,225 --> 00:39:30,128 ♪ I WILL BE THERE ♪ 1010 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:33,229 WHAT STRETCH ARE YOU DOING?! 1011 00:39:33,231 --> 00:39:38,345 ♪ OH! I WILL BE THERE AGAIN ♪ 1012 00:39:38,347 --> 00:39:40,556 POUTY LIPS, MUSCLE. POUTY LIPS. 1013 00:39:40,558 --> 00:39:45,835 ♪ TO SEW UP ALL THE LOOSE ENDS GOODBYE, MY FRIEND ♪ 1014 00:39:45,837 --> 00:39:48,080 HE'S STRANGE, LIKE GANGLY LOOKING. 1015 00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:51,479 Heavy D: OKAY, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO. 1016 00:39:51,481 --> 00:39:54,811 Diesel Dave: AND WITH A FINAL NOD TO OUR EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIPS, 1017 00:39:54,813 --> 00:39:58,705 WE FINISHED THE BOOK, AND IT WAS TIME TO RETURN IT TO HEAVY D. 1018 00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:02,632 BOOM! WE CRUSHED THIS BOOK YEAH. 1019 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,744 -YOU'RE WELCOME. -LET'S GO GET SOME BURRITOS. 1020 00:40:04,746 --> 00:40:07,120 YOU'RE TELLING ME CHIP VERSUS DALE 1021 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:09,463 IN A FIGHT, YOU'RE TELLING ME CHIP WINS? 1022 00:40:09,465 --> 00:40:10,552 -YES. -THE PIPELINE -- 1023 00:40:10,554 --> 00:40:12,928 HEY. 1024 00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:17,153 FOUND THIS. DOWNSTAIRS. 1025 00:40:17,155 --> 00:40:19,166 -DID YOU GO THROUGH IT? -YEAH. 1026 00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:20,947 THE BROWSER HISTORY'S DELETED, THOUGH. 1027 00:40:20,949 --> 00:40:22,861 WE, UH -- WE MADE SOME CHANGES TO YOUR BOOK. 1028 00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:25,633 HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. -WHAT? 1029 00:40:25,635 --> 00:40:26,887 IT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF IN THERE. 1030 00:40:26,889 --> 00:40:28,636 I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF IN THERE, SO... 1031 00:40:28,638 --> 00:40:29,989 DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW COMPUTER PROGRAMS WORK? 1032 00:40:29,991 --> 00:40:31,375 LIKE, IF YOU DO CHANGES AND YOU HIT "SAVE," 1033 00:40:31,377 --> 00:40:32,464 THAT MEANS THE OTHER ONES ARE GONE? 1034 00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:33,487 Diesel Dave: YOU'RE WELCOME. 1035 00:40:33,489 --> 00:40:35,203 NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WORK, BUT... 1036 00:40:35,205 --> 00:40:37,811 -YOU'RE WELCOME. -DID YOU SAVE THE OLD COPY? 1037 00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,065 -YOU'RE WELCOME. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1038 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:42,133 YOU'RE WRITING A BOOK? 1039 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,684 AND WITH THE MUSCLE'S CONTRIBUTIONS 1040 00:40:43,686 --> 00:40:45,864 EDITED OUT OF THE FINAL VERSION OF THE BOOK, 1041 00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:47,843 THUS ENDS THE TALE OF HOW I ACHIEVED 1042 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,922 MY FIRST CO-AUTHOR CREDIT. 1043 00:40:49,924 --> 00:40:53,420 I HAVE MY NAME ALONGSIDE HEAVY D'S ON THE COVER OF A BOOK. 1044 00:40:53,422 --> 00:40:56,027 JUST LIKE ALL THE ADVENTURES THAT HAVE PASSED 1045 00:40:56,029 --> 00:40:58,633 AND HOW IT WILL BE FOR ALL THE ADVENTURES THAT ARE YET TO COME. 1046 00:41:02,034 --> 00:41:03,122 WHOO-HOO! 1047 00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:05,563 IS THIS LIKE A KID'S CAR? 1048 00:41:08,073 --> 00:41:09,424 -[BLEEP] OUT OF HERE. 1049 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:10,711 Heavy D: THIS THING IS GONNA BE OUR FIRST LOW RIDER. 1050 00:41:10,713 --> 00:41:13,219 -WHAT? -YEAH. WE'RE SLAMMING IT. 1051 00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:15,364 YEAH! 1052 00:41:15,366 --> 00:41:19,357 -OH! OH! -WOW. 1053 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,889 WHOO! 1054 00:41:22,891 --> 00:41:24,604 IT'S A BRAND-NEW NISSAN TITAN WITH A CUMMINS IN IT. 1055 00:41:24,606 --> 00:41:27,376 SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN MY TEETH. 1056 00:41:27,378 --> 00:41:30,115 WE JUST GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE GUYS WHO RUN MINT 400, 1057 00:41:30,117 --> 00:41:31,336 SO NOW WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT 1058 00:41:31,338 --> 00:41:34,439 HOW TO GET TO THE RACE WITH A RACE TRUCK. 1059 00:41:34,441 --> 00:41:36,022 Man: STOP, STOP, STOP. 1060 00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:39,751 Man #2: I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE REAR STEER TO BE ACTING UP LIKE THAT. 1061 00:41:39,753 --> 00:41:42,656 SOMEBODY'S BEAT THIS THING TO HELL AND BACK. 1062 00:41:42,658 --> 00:41:46,219 WE ARE STARTING A GIVEAWAY FOR EITHER ONE OF THESE TRUCKS. 1063 00:41:46,221 --> 00:41:49,123 GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN! 1064 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,994 OH! YEAH. WE'RE HAVING A BABY! 1065 00:41:51,996 --> 00:41:53,545 WHOO! 1066 00:41:53,547 --> 00:41:56,152 I HAVE THE MONSTER JAM GUYS HERE FOR YOU TODAY. 1067 00:41:56,154 --> 00:41:58,462 WHOO! 1068 00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:59,471